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Congress and candidates. The median net worth for the 530 current lawmakers who were in Congress as of the May filing deadline was $1,008,767–an increase from the previous year when it was $966,000.” So how does Hawaii’s congressional delegation compare with that median net worth of $1,008,767? Here are the results from CRP (because of the ambiguous nature of the personal disclosure forms that congressional representatives fill out, net worth figures have to be given in ranges):

Officer Nelson Johnson

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• Count 1: on Nov. 19, 2013, Johnson allegedly “recklessly cause[d] serious or substantial bodily injury to a minor female, age 14 years old…” • Count 2: On Nov. 19, 2013, Johnson allegedly “did intentionally, knowingly or recklessly engage in and cause physical abuse of a family or household member, to wit, a minor female, age 14 years old…” • Count 3: On Nov. 19, 2013, Johnson allegedly “did intentionally, knowingly or recklessly engage in and cause physical abuse of a family or household member, to wit, a minor male, age 10 years old…” According to the case file, Johnson–represented by Wailuku attorney Jon Apo–pleaded not guilty during his Dec. 24, 2013 arraignment. During the arraignment, the file shows, the court also “ordered defendant [to] stay away from [a specific Wailuku home] and UH Maui College and not have any contact with the two minor complaining witnesses and their mother.” At the arraignment, Circuit Court Judge

COUNTY AUDITOR TO LOOK AT TREASURY, OLD WAILUKU POST OFFICE DEMOLITION So after months of speculation, new Maui County Auditor Lance Taguchi has finally decided that his office will conduct an audit of the decision by Mayor Alan Arakawa’s

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Maui Police Officer Nelson Johnson’s arraignment on one count of inflicting bodily injury on a minor and two other counts of causing physical abuse on minors took place on Christmas Eve, a recent review of court records showed. What’s more, the court records indicate that the two minors in question are a 14-year-old girl and a 10-year-old boy (the original Maui PD press release, and subsequent news stories, listed the minor girl as Johnson’s 13-year-old daughter). Because the alleged victims are minors, their names do not appear in the case file of State of Hawaii vs. Nelson L. K. Johnson, and there are few other details about what exactly transpired that led to Maui Police Detective Scott Y. Migita arresting Johnson on Dec. 2, 2013. But even the barebones complaint, signed by Maui County Deputy Prosecuting Attorney John E. Tam on Nov. 29, 2013, is chilling:

Peter Cahill scheduled Johnson’s jury trial for March 17 of this year. As for Apo, on Jan. 10 he emailed that he had no comment on his client’s case at this time. “Thank you for your inquiry,” Apo wrote. “As of this time, the prosecution has yet to provide the defense with the discovery in this case, so I have nothing to comment about. Should the time come when I am in a position to comment on the case, I would be grateful for an opportunity to readdress your inquiry.” Johnson–who allegedly assaulted MauiTime Publisher Tommy Russo in 2011 during the infamous Dog The Bounty Hunter incident at the Wailuku Municipal Parking Lot–remains on administrative leave from the MPD.

• Senator Mazie Hirono: Worth between $1.4 million and $3.6 million; ranked 52nd richest person in the U.S. Senate. • Senator Brian Schatz: Worth between $135,016 and $504,000; 89th richest person in U.S. Senate. • Congressional Rep. Colleen Hanabusa: Worth between $1.4 million and $3.1 million; 138th richest person in U.S. House of Representatives

Damn. If I were Schatz, I’d be more than a little concerned over the rather tremendous disparity between himself and Hanabusa, who seems to rather desperately want to unseat him this year. Oh, and if you were wondering, the CRP says that Representative Darrell Issa, R–California, is the richest person in Congress with an average net worth of $464.1 million. As for the poorest guy in Congress, that would be Representative David Valadao, also a Republican from California, with an average (negative) net worth of -$12.2 million.

HOW RICH IS HAWAII’S CONGRESSIONAL DELEGATION? Last week, the Center for Responsive Politics in Washington published a big online package about the personal financial status of all members of the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives. Their findings were pretty clear: “Of 534 current members of Congress, at least 268 had an average net worth of $1 million or more in 2012, according to disclosures filed last year by all members of

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• Congressional Rep. Tulsi Gabbard: Worth between $45,014 and $776,998; 292nd richest person in U.S. House of Representatives.

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administration to demolish the old Wailuku Post Office, The Maui News reported on Jan. 11. According to the paper, Taguchi’s office will also conduct two other chartermandated financial audits of Maui County as well as a more targeted audit of the Department of Finance’s treasury. Taguchi was always the one person in the county best suited to look into Post Office demolition, since his office isn’t part of either Arakawa’s administration or the County Council–both of which played key roles in the eventual destruction of Wailuku’s old federal building (see my June 27, 2013 story “WTF?” for more on that). Though that politically-charged matter has the county’s power brokers buzzing, it’s Taguchi’s other audit of the treasury that will, most likely, be far more beneficial to residents. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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resident Obama and daughters Sasha and Malia left Oahu after 15-day holiday vacation in a beachfront luxury home in Kailua, Oahu. They also left a pretty big bill. The Obamas’ vacation cost taxpayers more than $4 million for travel, staffing, security, housing, car rentals and transportation of vehicles and a helicopter. But the expenses continue. First Lady Michelle Obama extended her own vacation, flying to the island of Maui, where she is spending time with family friend Oprah Winfrey. Winfrey’s magazine describes the home as a “perfect 21st-century farmhouse” in a “remote up-country region, where the houses that dot the moss-covered rock hillside face the ocean.” The president said he sent his wife to Maui as an early birthday present; she turns 50 Jan. 17. The Daily Caller reports Michelle Obama is also spending time with Gayle King of CBS News, White House senior adviser Valerie Jarrett and Sharon Malone, wife of Attorney General Eric Holder. Taxpayers are chipping in on the gift. White House Spokesman Jay Carney acknowledged in a news conference Monday that taxpayers are picking up some of the cost of Michelle Obama’s trip to Maui and her travel back to Washington D.C. “As with all personal travel, the first family will appropriately fund personal expenses … And in line with travel of past presidents and first ladies, the first lady will travel via government aircraft,” Carney said in response to a question from Fox News. Carney explained, “But you’re accurate in your description that this was her decision to remain at actually the presi-

dent’s suggestion in Hawaii to spend time with friends ahead of her upcoming very big birthday. And if you have kids, you know that telling your spouse that they can go spend a week away from home is actually a big present. Not that we don’t love our kids.” The separate vacation entails the cost for Maui police department escorts, Secret Service travel, rental cars and accommodations, as well as transportation. According to the Congressional Research Service, the First Lady typically flies in either a C-40 or a C-32 aircraft. Operational cost per flight hour ranges from $19,755 on the C-40B to $42,918 on the C-32A. Based on those figures, a 10-hour flight could cost anywhere from $197,550 to $429,180, Douglas Kellogg of the National Taxpayers Union & Foundation said. The cost of police escorts for the first family have not yet been disclosed by either Oahu or Maui police officials. Meanwhile, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi took her own Hawaiian vacation this month, which overlapped the president’s by one day. Pelosi stayed on Hawaii Island for nine days in December, costing local taxpayers $22,873 for police security details. Pelosi makes the trip here annually, and she covers her own hotel and flight costs on commercial airlines. West Hawaii Today has reported Pelosi stays in the presidential suite at the posh Four Seasons Resort in Hualalai.

Malia Zimmerman is editor of the Hawaii Reporter. ■ Malia@hawaiireporter.com For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com


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AT RISK PARENTS NOW HAVE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY Indigent parents at risk of having the state terminate their parental rights now have access to legal counsel due to a recent Hawaii Supreme Court decision. In an unanimous opinion, the Court ruled that indigent parents have a constitutional right to legal counsel in cases where the State is seeking to place their children into the foster care system Prior to the recent decision, parents at risk of losing their children who could not afford an attorney were often left with no

decision became effective immediately. “This is a happy day for Hawaii,” said Legal Aid Society of Hawaii’s Executive Director Nalani Fujimori Kaina. “This decision benefits both parents and their children by ensuring equal treatment of both parties by the court, and may help avoid situations where children are improperly removed from their homes.” The court admitted that the lack of legal counsel can result in improper terminations of parental rights. The court also noted that “the State’s decision to deprive a parent of his or her child is often ‘more

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Kamehameha Schools Maui has won the Honolulu Festival’s Annual Maui Mikoshi Design Contest for the second year in a row. The theme of this year’s mikoshi–a decorative float unique to specific prefectures in Japan that is carried by groups of celebrants during festivals–was “Jubilation: One Heart, One Pacific, One World.” The students who designed the mikoshi–under the guidance of Japanese language teacher Jared Mateaki and Global Studies and Business Law teacher Kealii Mossman–won a free trip to Oahu to participate in the 20th Annual Honolulu Festival. They will display their mikoshi at the Hawaii Convention Center on Saturday, March 8, and then carry it through Waikiki in the Grand Parade on Sunday, March 9. “The students are truly excited to be participating again this year and are looking forward to seeing their design brought to life,” said Mateaki. “It is a great learning experience for our students

and is something they will remember for the rest of their lives.” Kamehameha Schools Maui’s winning design was inspired by the students’ perceptions and experiences with multiculturalism, unity and love. The mikoshi features a balance of two specific cultures (Japanese and Hawaiian), and two ideas (traditional and modern). The unity of cultures can be seen in the details that make up the mikoshi. “Kamehameha Schools Maui has created a wonderful mikoshi that thoughtfully connects the cultures of Japan and Hawaii in an elaborate and meaningful way,” said Keiichi Tsujino, President of the Honolulu Festival Foundation. “We applaud the students and their teachers for designing a mikoshi that perfectly complements this year’s Honolulu Festival theme by emphasizing the importance of cultural harmony and unity.” The Honolulu Festival Foundation supports educational and cultural programs for the benefit of Hawaii’s schoolchildren and the community-at-large through public outreach and charitable efforts.

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resources to challenge the decision. The Court’s decision arose out of a case involving an underage mother and her child. (Both minors’ identities are shielded by the court; the child is known only as TM.) The family court did not provide TM’s mother with a court-appointed attorney until after TM had been in foster care for 19 months; the family court subsequently terminated the parental rights of TM’s mother. TM’s mother argued that the state violated her due process rights by terminating her parental rights because she did not have a fair opportunity to defend herself against the state in the earlier abuse and neglect stages. The mother appealed the case, and on June 28, 2013, the Hawaii Intermediate Court of Appeals upheld the ruling of the family court in a 2-1 ruling; Chief Judge Craig Nakamura dissented, stating his belief that the family court abused its discretion in failing to appoint an attorney for TM’s mother earlier in the proceedings. TM’s mother asked the Hawaii Supreme Court to review the Appeals Court opinion. In October 2013, Legal Aid Hawaii, and the ACLU submitted a brief in support of the request for Supreme Court review and urged the Court to rule not just on the rights for TM’s underage mother, but for all parents regardless of age. The case was argued on Dec. 5, and on Jan. 6, 2014 the court issued its decision. The

grievous’ than the State’s decision to incarcerate a criminal defendant.” The right to legal counsel is essential for a fair trial in the criminal context; and the court recognized that it is also necessary for a fair procedure in parental termination proceedings. “[The recent] decision protects our constitutional right to due process, and affirms the core American value that our courts operate in a fair and consistent manner for all,” said Daniel Gluck, Senior Staff Attorney for the ACLU of Hawaii. Prior to the decision, access to courtappointed legal counsel for such cases in Hawaii was determined on a case-by-case basis by court officials. As such, an indigent parent would often have to navigate the judicial process without an advocate. This is contrary to the practice in nearly all other states, where counsel is automatically appointed for all indigent parents. “Our justice system became more just today,” said Gavin Thornton, Deputy Director of the Hawaii Appleseed Center for Law and Economic Justice. “No parent should face a court alone as the State moves to take his or her child away.” ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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A veteran University of Colorado administrator is on forced leave after her sideline made news in December. Resa Cooper-Morning, 54, “cultural diversity coordinator” in the ethnic studies department at CU Denver, also ran a phone-sex business for which she took calls ($1.49 a minute, “phone sex that will rock every part of your body,” according to her website) during hours she worked for the university. Said her daughter-in-law: “I’ve been in her office, and she’s said, ‘Oh, let me be right back, I have a phone call.’ She takes them very discreetly, shuts her door.” A KCNC-TV investigation found that the phonesex hours listed on the website had recently been cut back, from “7:30am until late at night” to “weekdays after 3pm.”

Australian performance artist Casey Jenkins admits that her signature engagement is “confining” and “slightly uncomfortable,” but that “Casting Off My Womb” is nonetheless an important work. Jenkins spends 28-day cycles knitting cloth from wool that has been inserted into her vagina–symbolizing the creation of “life” emerging from the natural female cycle. The output, she said, records a female life in all its natural states. (Jenkins’ work is perhaps borrowed from classic performance work by the artists Carolee Schneeman, in 1975’s “Interior Scroll,” and Yoko Ono, in 1965’s “Cut Piece.”)

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Florida’s second-most populous county, Broward, announced in December it was removing the agricultural tax break for 127 properties because it appeared their “farming” work was a sham. Broward’s property appraiser estimated the county had lost “hundreds of millions of dollars” over the years granting the bogus reductions–as landowners were blatantly housing just a few cows (in some cases, merely renting them) to graze and calling that “agricultural.” The appraiser’s office, after auditing only a few of the exemptions, found, for example, that land occupied by a government-contract prison was “agricultural” (with a rent-a-cow arrangement).

HAIR WE GO The Ontario College of Trades ministry, finally implementing a long-ago reclassification of about 300,000 professionals, announced in November that barbers would immediately face fines if they had not acquired new licenses demonstrating proficiency with perms and highlighting and other aspects of women’s hairstyling. Even barbers who had cut men’s hair for decades and with no desire to accept female customers would probably need a costly study program for the upgrade, which one barber estimated at 2,000 hours and $5,000 or more. Said one exasperated oldtimer, “We’re barbers, not neurosurgeons.”

WASTE IN AFGHANISTAN The Army Corps of Engineers said in December that it “continuously strives to implement lessons learned from its work in the extremely challenging Afghan environment”–apparently its primary response to an inspector general’s report that it wasted $5.4 million on trash incinerators for a forward operating base that were late, in disrepair, dysfunctional even if working properly, health hazards for troops, and ultimately abandoned on site, unused. The project was termed “a complete waste,” but the corps pointed out that money was actually saved by not repairing expensive equipment that would not have worked anyway.

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POLICE REPORT From the Homer (Alaska) Tribune: On Nov. 11, police were called at 2am by Robert Tech, 47 (better known as “Turkey Joe”), who said he was assaulted by Charles Young, 61 (“known in town” as “Yukon Charlie”). Joe was talking too much, Charlie told officers, and he had to keep hitting Joe because he would not shut up. Joe, whom officers found inside the bus he has been living in, said he declined to fight back because “I’ve been a leader of men all my life.” Charlie was arrested.

LOW-TECH THIEF Kevin Cook, 25, told police that he was mugged in New York City’s Central Park on Dec. 28, but that the thief had grabbed only his cellphone. Since it was a flip-phone, the thief took a bemused look at it, asked, “What the [expletive] is this,” threw it back to Cook and walked away empty-handed. Cook, perhaps a bit defensive, pointed out that it was a new-style flip phone.

DISABILITY OR DISGUISE? Police in Denver said the same man (still on the loose), in his 50s and about 5-foot-8, robbed three banks in the area in December and faces up to 60 years in prison if caught. Either he employs a finely detailed disguise, or he is robbing banks under a significant disability, for in each job he wears a “medical mask” and lugs around a portable oxygen supply.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Two men broke into a home in the Lincoln Heights section of Los Angeles in December, unaware that the resident had moments earlier called 911 after glimpsing them on his surveillance camera. When police arrived outside, the perps asked the resident to tie all three of them up so that all would appear to be “victims” of the invaders, who had supposedly fled. The resident complied, but when police entered the home, the resident of course immediately squealed on the tied-up perps, ensuring their arrest. Two associates, who were outside standing lookout, were also arrested. Said one officer, “That’s what you call felony stupid. ■


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our years ago this month, Alan Arakawa was in a tough spot. He had been Maui County’s mayor once before, but that was all in the past. Since Charmaine Tavares had defeated his 2006 reelection bid, he’d been out of power, and out of the news. But Tavares had grown seriously unpopular during her term, and by the beginning of 2010, had about $89,000 in her campaign coffers and was looking very vulnerable. Eventually, 10 challengers publicly declared that they could do a better job than the incumbent. Arakawa was one of them, but in January 2010, he had little more than $10,000 to work with. Today, records at the Hawaii Campaign Spending Commission show that a great deal has changed in the last four years. Arakawa ended up beating Tavares in the 2010 rematch, but he never stopped raising money for the next election cycle. 10 JANUARY 16, 2014

Today, his campaign’s most recent contribution and spending report shows that he has more than $320,000 to play with during his 2014 re-election campaign. What’s remarkable about that figure is that unless something changes radically in the next few months, most of that money will probably stay in the bank. Writing about what basically amounts to a small town political race 11 months in advance is always tricky. Potential candidates have until the summer to file their official declarations (filings with the state Elections Office don’t officially start until Feb. 2). But what makes the Maui County mayoral race so unusual is that it seemed to become a foregone conclusion back in 2013. Tuesday, Oct. 15, 2013, to be exact. That’s when Alan Arakawa and about a hundred friends and supporters gathered in the Lihikai Elementary School cafeteria in Kahului for his public an-

nouncement that he was running for reelection. But that’s not when the race ended–that happened a few minutes later, when Maui County Council member Mike Victorino took hold of a microphone and started speaking. “Let me make it perfectly clear,” he told the crowd. “I am not running for mayor in 2014.” Instead, Victorino said he’d run for reelection to his current council seat. For the people around Arakawa, it was a stunning moment. “We were certain it was Victorino,” one person close to the mayor’s campaign told me when asked who Arakawa was preparing to campaign against. As late as Sept. 1, 2013, Victorino was apparently still considering a mayoral run, according to a Maui News story that ran that day. And while that’s certainly possible, it’s also possible that dream ended back April, when ILWU Local 142–a

powerful labor union which actually employs Mike Victorino’s wife–publicly endorsed Alan Arakawa for reelection. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. On Maui, its the Maui County Council races that are dull–with incumbents usually getting challenged by under-funded nonames or no one at all–not the mayoral contests. But going into the 2014 race, that political equation seems to have reversed itself, with a couple Maui County Council races looking to be bruising battles between incumbents (like a prominent possible mayoral candidate Mike White, who told The Maui News back in September that he had “no interest” in running for mayor) and former incumbents (like Mike Molina, who spent the last few years working in Arakawa’s office and now wants to send White packing). Other high profile councilmembers have either expressed no interest in


running for mayor (like Riki Hokama) or have already declared that they’re running for reelection to their own council seats (Gladys Baisa). For this story, I spoke to half a dozen people who are wired into Maui’s political scene. People who’d lived here for decades and watched many elections come and go. Most asked that I not use their names. All of them said the same thing: it was highly unlikely that any “big name” would stand against Arakawa. “That’s a really good question,” said one observer. “I haven’t heard that anyone will run.” “I don’t see anyone else out there,” said another. “No one [of name] will run against him.” There are, as far as I’ve been able to determine, four main reasons why Arakawa looks so strong that he’s scared off most potential mayoral candidates. The first and foremost is his campaign coffer: holding $322,000 before the race really begins is a hell of a deterrence against getting challenged. Another reason is that the Alan Arakawa who’s running for reelection today isn’t the same man who lost his 2006 reelection bid. “He’s extremely smart,” one long-time observer of Maui politics told me of Arakawa. “He learned what to do after he got knocked out by Charmaine [Tavares in 2010]. And he came back with a vengeance.” As a result, Arakawa today is far more pro-development than he was during his first term of office. And the county’s construction industry and unions are also far friendlier to him. In addition to the April 2013 endorsement from ILWU Local 142, Arakawa has also collected public promises of support from a host of other unions, like they were precious jewels for a crown he’s forging. In September, the Operating Engineers Local 3 announced they were backing Arakawa. And on Dec. 10, 2013, the Hawaii Construction Alliance (HCA)–which represents the Hawaii Regional Council of Carpenters, the Hawaii Masons Union (Local 1 and Local 630), the Laborers’ International Union of North America Local 368 as well as the Operating Engineers Local 3–also gave Arakawa the nod. “Mayor Arakawa has been a strong and steadfast friend for our union members here in Maui County,” HCA Executive Director Tyler Dos SantosTam said in his Dec. 10 press release on the endorsement. “He understands that a vibrant construction industry means quality jobs for local workers and a healthier economy for all of us.” Maui’s “healthier” (or at least recovering) economy is also a factor in Arakawa’s favor. And this is true at all government levels, from the President of the United States to Mayor of Maui

County. Never mind that mayors (or presidents, for that matter) can do virtually nothing to affect the state of the economy. But history tells us that voters will reward those who govern during good economic times and punish them when things start going south. “Arakawa came in when the economy was down, but it’s much better now,” said one political observer. “It’s not through anything he did, but for some people he gets the credit.” Lastly (and this is where he seems to have taken advice from Michael Corleone in The Godfather, Part II), Arakawa has mastered the art of keeping his friends close, and his enemies closer. Since he became mayor again in

pro-development policies haven’t exactly gone down without opposition. The Maui County Council’s outrage over Arakawa’s supposed move to demolish the old Wailuku Post Office without consulting them doesn’t stand up to a review of the public record, but the council certainly could have taken his administration to task for watering down the Maui Island Plan (which finally passed last year) or for initially supporting the now-abandoned “Kihei Mega Mall” proposal (which ran afoul of previous state Land Use Commission zoning). For those on Maui who believe in “slow growth,” Arakawa is certainly vulnerable to attack. And yet today he

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2010, Arakawa has found jobs for numerous people who’ve run against him in the past like construction consultant Randy Piltz and environmental activist Rob Parsons as well as numerous former Maui County Councilmembers who could easily run against him in 2014: Danny Mateo, Bill Medeiros, Mike Molina and Joe Pontanilla. As a result, not one of those individuals will be running against Arakawa in 2014. Ironically, a few of Arakawa’s strengths could easily be turned into weaknesses–specifically, his largely

stands alone in the race. Well, not exactly alone. In fact, two individuals have already decided that he could do a better job at Mayor than Arakawa and has promised to run. The first is Alana Kay, who owns Prestige Cleaning Maui and ran unsuccessfully two years ago against incumbent Don Couch for the Maui County Council. “I would like to tighten up our administration organizationally, fiscally and ethically,” she wrote in a Jan. 12 email after I asked if she was planning to run for mayor. “I would like to return all water resources to the county and imple-

ment changes to the system to improve efficiency. I believe that we (our government) needs to negotiate several key items with [Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar] HC&S as well as Native Hawaiians and people who were born here. I would like to fast track sustainability measures including clean energy, waste handling and farming (food independence).” Like many candidates outside the local political establishment, Kay framed her decision to run in terms of fighting “cronyism.” “We need a mayor who serves all of the people of Maui and who is not afraid to stand up for their beliefs,” she wrote. “We also need a mayor and other administration who are not looking for a career in government work, but an opportunity to really do some great things in a four-to-eight year period and then move on. The cronyism has got to end.” The other person who’s planning to pull papers and run against Arakawa is Ori Kopelman, who first ran for Maui County Mayor back in 2010. “I was just online checking campaign spending limits,” Kopelman told me when I called him last week. “I will run for the same reason I ran last time: I’d like to see the county run more like a business. I would like to create a new politics for Maui.” According to his booklet Creating Mauitopia (which he published in 2009), Kopelman was once a Silicon Valley exec who moved to Maui in 1999. His booklet, which Kopelman says outlines what he would do as mayor, contains a number of unique policy ideas for turning Maui into what Kopelman calls a “real, true paradise.” “First, why not give visitors at the airport or better yet on their flights before they arrive, a Mauitopia code of conduct of one or two pages,” he wrote. “This brochure would outline our vision and what we’re trying to achieve coupled with expectations for their behavior while they’re here. Second, explain the consequences for violating this code. Consequences could include fines, community service, and being thrown out of Maui County for varying lengths of time depending on their offenses.” Like Arakawa, Kopelman has run for office before. In the 2010 mayoral primary, he got 111 votes. If it seems like a poor showing, it’s also true that three candidates did even worse than Kopelman. “I was disheartened at the time, but politics is mostly a popularity contest,” he said when I asked about his 2010 run. “It’s about who knows your name.” ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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f you haven’t found the Chez Meme Baguette Bistro hidden among a bunch of random Kihei industrial businesses on Kio Loop and Halekauai Street yet, don’t get discouraged. Owner Ryan McElroy admits that he doesn’t advertise and relies on word of mouth and social media blabs to get the word out. He has slow-rolled the development of his little French bistro, starting last February with just himself, his wife Nicole and chef Mike Krebbs. Today he has 11 employees, and now he owns the building, too. McElroy’s cousin Ross Spence developed the French-Canadian cuisine at Chez Meme Baguette Bistro. McElroy is also proud of his Yelp following–Chez Meme Maui was awarded a top starred restaurant in the region in the past six months, but a scan of the comments showed mostly visitors chiming in on their service, food and location. The immaculate property is lined with flowers, purple ti plants and beautiful

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trees–a stark contrast to the nearby Goodyear Tires, boat rentals, Indolotus imports outdoor pottery lots, landscaping equipment and rental cars. The building used to be a lawn mower repair shop, but they gutted it and rebuilt the inside from the ground up. Now it’s a cute little bistro with rustic Palacek tables, open air breezes and rustling trees–an excellent backdrop for their French country-style cuisine. “Meme is the ‘tutu’ of the French language,” says McElroy. “We serve farm cuisine, fresh baguettes from the Bakery in Lahaina, local veggies and local organic eggs from Oahu. We like to have a relaxing atmosphere here. You will notice we don’t have WiFi and no TV. People said that would kill us, but we have been fine without it.” McElroy says their Sunday brunch goes off (he calls his Sunday chef “The Egg Whisperer” with a smile). In fact, they’re only open for breakfast and lunch, and the leisurely weekend brunch is their forte. The menu starts with a fresh tropical fruit-

studded (and rich) brioche French toast. Then there are organic omelets with luxury fillings like black forest ham cut from the bone, seasonal mushrooms, feta cheese, short rib, spinach and shrimp. The Benedict comes four ways and includes traditional ham, smoked salmon and local style mahi. Their loco moco gets a Canadian kick with mix of wild rice topped by their handpatted burger, and is smothered in a mushroom onion demi glace and fried egg. Eggfilled baguettes, sauteed red potatoes and eggs cooked any way are also available. The “From ‘ton Salad” is popular in Vancouver, and easily as good on Maui. The mixed power greens with red onion is endorsed with poached pears, brie and walnuts. Baguette slices with garlic jam and brie melted over are a decadent addition to the salad. McElroy’s cousin came out from Vancouver to do the initial training with Krebbs, but then Krebbs has had to take it from there. He’s added a few Mahi items to the menu due to customer requests–the Brioche Mahi sandwich and the Mahi tacos have their own Meme twist. Two corn tortillas are grilled with a little cheese in-between before becoming the support system to hold the cabbage, chopped Mahi and crushed avocado guacamole. “I liked the tacos a lot,” said one MauiTime taster. “The double corn tortillas were stuck together with melted cheese, and it made it less messy. It didn’t fall apart like other fish tacos.” Despite their growth in the past year, McElroy says it’s still a family affair. His mom makes the mango ginger and triple berry jams he serves with toast and you will want to slather them on. I insisted on taking some home with me. He attributes the cloth napkins to his mom as well, saying she insisted on cloth napkins at the restaurant to set them apart. She also agreed to field the laundry. He says they’re stoked that they get to work with local purveyors like Rimfire and Eskimo Candy, it makes a difference in what they do. He gets his coffee locally roasted and bought his espresso maker local, too. Theresa Reome, the resident barista, says she loves to make lattes more than cappuccino or espresso because of the selection of flavors to make them fancy. I tried a vanilla latte spiked with a bit of cinnamon liqueur,

and it was pretty darned good. Floor manager Elijah Miller said the liquor adds that special something to the espresso without being overpowering. They also offer mimosas in traditional and tropical flavors like mango. Their lunch sandwiches have a special twist that you don’t see on other menus, coming from their French Canadian roots. The lamb shoulder they procure from Eskimo Candy for their Jarrett baguette sandwich is slow-braised and includes a schmear of garlic jam and greens on the side. Another favorite is the Cordon Bleu sandwich with melted mozzarella over chicken and black forest ham. Then there’s the Nordique, featuring smoked salmon and lemon dill cream cheese. Their Ratatouille is a Mediterranean-inspired,

Jarrett Lamb Sandwich

vegetarian-friendly sandwich of roasted peppers, eggplant, tomato and goat cheese. McElroy says they might consider expanding to dinners, now that they have had their liquor license, but there are no plans for now. He has a young child at home and wants to see him grow up. He also said he has a great team at the bistro. “It’s all of our dreams in here,” says McElroy. “We love to work and cook together, and our cuisine is yummy. We try to bring out the best flavors in the proteins we choose. It’s tasteful, it’s elegant, it pops.” Chez Meme Baguette Bistro is open Tuesday to Saturday, 8am-3pm and Sunday and Mondays, 8am-2 pm. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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Sweet Treats Hanging out at the locally owned Ono Gelato shop in Kihei crumbs, coconut and a ribbon of chocolate. Second to that is their “Coffee Crunch,” which comes with chocolate chips and macadamia nuts. “I make gelato every morning fresh,” Tehani said. “We make our own waffle cones here, and gluten-free waffle cones, too. I make a different new flavor each month. The ‘Thai Iced Tea’ one I came up with has been really popular. My sisters love it, and I can’t come over without it. It tastes just like it. For the holidays, I have ‘Snicker

is an espresso sundae–imagine scoops of gelato submerged in espresso, then topped with whipped cream and mac nuts or chocolate sauce. Wendorff says she gets local berries and lilikoi and any other ingredients she can get to keep it local. What’s more, Ono Gelato in Kihei has a nice temperature controlled room with big bench seats in which you can eat your gelato. Tehani said a lot of customers want to go outside to eat their cones, but she advises eating in because gelato will melt a lot faster than ice cream. It’s part of the recipe. “Ice cream is usually made with heavy cream and eggs,” eggs, said Tehani as she dede scribed the subtle differences between ice cream and gelato. “It has a lot more fat in it. Gelato doesn’t have as much

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he gelato storm long ago hit Maui. Thee gourmet chilled Italian treat is now popping poppin ng up all over the island. sland. Ono Gelato has has be-come one of Maui’s best known n brands, brand ds, with stores in Paia, Lahaina and Kihei.. The South Maui location is theirr new-est store, set up by Mitch and Tehani ehani Wendorff in Azeka Makai–in the former Maui Gelato location, in fact–next to Taco Bell. The Wendorffs own their store independently from the others, but serve the same recipes. Mitch is a teacher at Maui High, while Tehani runs the store and makes the gelato. “Welcome to Ono Gelato,” Tehani says as she greets customers, mostly visitors, and hands out a lot of sample spoonfuls. “Have you been here before?” It’s part of the gelato culture–you’re welcome to taste before you choose. While I was there a tourist in his later years came in. “I haven’t had gelato for 25 years,” he said. “Could I taste the ‘Lilikoi Quark?’” I asked him why he went 25 years since consuming gelato. He told me that a quarter century ago he was in Rome, tried it there, and hasn’t gotten it since. Tehani quickly guided him to their most popular flavor–called “Sandy Beach,” it features peanut butter, graham cracker

when she had the opportunity to get this Kihei store, she had to jump on it. She also makes these scrumptious gelato cakes. She was working on a chocolate one while I was there. The chocolate cake served as a base before becoming smothered with layers of gelato and decorated with delicate sprinkles and whipped cream. The cakes are pre-ordered, and they need about three days notice before you’d like them. You can also order family size–a whopping two and a half liters of gelato for $36 (pre-ordering that size three days advance is advised). The dining room also serves as a made-in-Hawaii gift shop. Tehani has Hula Girl pancake mix, Jeff’s Jams and Jellies made in Makawao, Big Island J Honey and hand-crafted blankets, jewelH ry, r hats and bags. They offer a kama’aina discount of 10 percent off scoops and d have a frequent buyer card–buy 10 gelah tos t and get a free medium. If you stop by on Mondays and Tuesdays, they offer a buy-one-pint, get-thed second-at-half-price deal. Pints are nors mally $7.95. I packed mine all the way to m Makawao and it was amazingly resilient. It M did d melt a bit, but after some freezer time I was enjoying Ono Gelato Sandy Beach and a dark chocolate sorbetto in the comfort f of my own home. ■

Doodle.’ My personal favorite is ‘Lilikoi Quark.’ I use Surfing Goat Dairy cheese in that one. It’s like a lilikoi cheesecake.” Soon another couple came in. Tehani asked if they would like to taste anything. “No, I know what I want already,” the man said, and ordered a Kula berry smoothie. His girlfriend went for a cone of Sorbetto, Ono Gelato’s vegan-friendly line of flavors that contain no dairy. He said the berry smoothie is his usual order, and that it’s divine every time. It has Kula strawberries, raspberries, bananas, cheesecake gelato and agave, and sells for $5.75. Gelato scoops start at $4.75, and house-made cones are 59 cents. The menu also features made-to-order Maui coffee and espressos, affogato in different flavors, fresh fruit-only smoothies, creamy smoothies, 16 flavors of gelato and seven sorbettos. Affogato

fat because it’s made with whole milk and there are no eggs. Gelato has 70 percent less fat. It’s also served at a higher temperature, and your palette can receive the flavors better. Even though it doesn’t have as much fat as ice cream, it’s not whipped as much. So that is why it has a rich a creamy texture. Ice cream is more fluffy in comparison. That’s the main difference.” Ono Gelato followers may recognize Tehani, as she used to manage at the Paia store. She says that

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, JAN. 16 GEORGE KAHUMOKU – The Andaz Maui in Wailea is presenting an evening with George Kahumoku Jr. This Thursday you can talk story, grab dinner and enjoy great music with one of Maui’s musical legends. The multiple Grammy winner, master slack key guitarist and farmer makes a special trip to the Southside for his first appearance at Maui’s newest resort. Kahumoku will also highlight fresh produce from Kahumoku Farm. Joining him on stage will be Dennis Kamakahi. Tickets available online. Pupu & Show 6:30pm. $100. Dinner & Show 5:30 pm (Ka’ana Kitchen) $160. Andaz Maui at Wailea (3550 Wailea Alanui Dr.); kahumoku. com, maui.andaz.hyatt.com. Photo courtesy George Kahumoku

INTERGALACTIC NEMESIS BOOK TWO – Returning to the Maui Arts and Cultural Center is The Intergalactic Nemesis. This second installation in the series, titled “Robot Planet Rising,” follows the travels of a reporter, her assistant and a librarian. The journey takes them through Europe and North Africa on a quest to find the Robot Planet. There they’re threatened by space monsters. Can they save humankind? All ages are welcome to this unique three-man presentation packed with vibrant comic book visuals and animated sound effects. $28. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org.

FRIDAY, JAN. 17 TOLO – Diamond’s in Kihei is welcoming a pop rock group called TOLO. It’s comprised of five people: Will Hartzog, Jessica Stackpoole, Mike Carter, Solow Vela and Scott Bair. The Westside crew recently burst onto Maui’s local music scene and is rockin’ stages islandwide. Known for their high energy performances and costumes, TOLO knows how to get the party started. 9pm. Diamond’s Ice Bar and Grill (1279 S Kihei Rd.); Facebook.com/tolotunes. Photo courtesy TOLO

ONE HOT WINTER’S NIGHT – Maui On Stage and the Iao Theater are presenting One Hot Winter’s Night. It features the Kit Kat Cabaret, special guests Violetta Beretta of Oahu and master of ceremonies Charlie Dungans. The evening show is sure to heat up any cold night with live music by Gilbert Emata and Maui’s best burlesque babes. The evening’s proceeds will benefit Maui On Stage. Adult Material. $17-$28. 7:30pm. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242Photo: Photosbymichael.com 6969; mauionstage.com. Photo

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SATURDAY, JAN. 18 MAKANA – Rooted in traditional Hawaiian slack key, Makana’s music continues to branch off into myriad genres. Paired with his vocal and composition capabilities, the one-man show is riveting and an experience all its own. Inspired by slack key greats like Bobby Moderow Jr. and Uncle Sonny Chillingworth, Makana continues to evolve the art through his music. Off the heels of releasing his fan-produced album, Ripe, it’s no secret that his talent lives up to the hype. Dinner & Show $60, 5pm. Show Only $30, 6pm. Twilight Show $30, 8pm. Stella Blues (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779, stellablues.com. Photo courtesy Makana Music

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KAPA: THE MAKERS’ JOURNEY – A vital fabric woven through the Polynesian culture, kapa (or tapa) has been used in multiple forms. Now here’s a chance to take a unique look at the history, cultural value and future of this fibrous fabric with the expertise of Nalani Kanaka‘ole, Kekuhi Keali‘ikanaka‘oleohaililani, Dalani Tanahy and more. Come for a time of discussion and demonstration. $10. 1pm-3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo: Daderot/Wikimedia Commons

SUNDAY, JAN. 19 THE SHINNEN ENKAI – The Japanese Cultural Society rings in Shinnen Enkai (New Year) 2014 and invites you to welcome the Year of the Horse this Sunday. The JCS will highlight Hiroko Deleon’s work as a Japanese instructor at the University of Hawaii and will feature a kimono fashion show and name Rev. Shinkai Murakami JCS’s new president. The celebration will include a traditional otoso (sake welcome) at 5pm. Tickets are limited and will not be available at the door. $50 adults/ $20 children 6yrs11yrs/ Free 5 yrs & under. Maui Beach Hotel, Elleair Rainbow Room (170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-870-8047, mauibeachhotel.net. Photo courtesy Japanese Cultural Society

BROADWAY POPS – This Sunday, the Maui Pops Orchestra, along with Broadway greats Joan Hess and Kirby Ward, will pay homage to the 1930s in this year’s Broadway Pops Dancing and Romancing production. Classics from Irving Berlin, Cole Porter and Jerome Kern will serve as this year’s rhythm and movement inspirations. $15-$50. 3pm. half-price 18 & under (In $30-$50 sections.) Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-2427469, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy Mauipops.com

MONDAY, JAN. 20 MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. MARCH – To commemorate Martin Luther King Jr.’s birthday and legacy, the nonprofit group African Americans on Maui will hold the annual MLK Day march. In the effort to recognize King’s efforts toward bringing about greater equality and peace, the symbolic tradition of marching will begin after a short ceremony. Mayor Alan Arakawa will kick off the event. All are welcome. Free. 8:30am program, 9am march. Stone of Hope Monument (200 High St., Wailuku); 808-878-8434, africanamericanson maui.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

GOURD ART CLASS – Gourds are often used for the ipu–a Hawaiian percussion drum used in hula. Now you can learn a whole lot more about gourds because Maui Feather Lei in Wailuku is inviting you to a gourd art class. Students of all ages can clean, preserve and create a gourd unique to their style. The class will explore painting, carving and staining techniques that can be used on gourds. $35 + supplies. 12:00pm-2:30pm. Maui Feather Lei (58 Central Ave., Wailuku); mauifeatherlei@gmail.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

WEDNESDAY, WEDN DN D N ES E JAN. 22 JOHN CRAIGIE – Dog and Duck is hosting singer-songwriter John Craigie. Spending a large part of his career on tour, Craigie has played stages, festivals, large and small crowds across the country, keeping his fans at the center of his art. From Burning Man to our own shores, the well-seasoned traveler has released seven albums and shared the stage with the likes of Todd Snider, Paul Thorn and Zach Gill. 10pm. Dog and Duck (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669, theworldfamousdogandduck.com. Photo courtesy Dog and Duck

THE LEGACY OF QUEEN LILIUOKALANI – The history program “He Lei, He Aloha:: This is a Lei of Love, The Legacies of Queen Lili’uokalani” will be at the Makawao Public Library this Wednesday. As part of a tour of the state, the program will feature artist, art-educator and narrator Meleanna Aluli Meyer. She will breathe life into the stories and songs of Hawaii’s last reigning monarch, the beloved Queen Lili’uokalani. Suitable for ages 12 and older. For special accommodations and other dates contact the library. Free. 6pm. Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785, librarieshawaii.org. Photo courtesy Hawaii State Public Libraries

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‘Inside Llewyn Davis’ It’s my least favorite Coen Brothers film Inside Llewyn Davis ★★★★★ Rated R / 105 Min.

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riting this review puts me in a weird position. This being a critique of a Coen brothers movie, I guess the weirdness is appropriate. Earlier this year, I taught a class on “The Films of Joel and Ethan Coen,” in which I spent four months covering their films, their lives and influences on American and world cinema. These guys are giants of the film world and have a style so endearingly odd, meticulous and brilliantly cartoonish, we could only describe their movies as “Coen-esque.” I informed my students that the new Coen brothers movie was scheduled to open during the duration of class and that a field trip was in order. Then the opening was postponed and the film played at the Cannes Film Festival instead. Now, finally seeing the new film from the makers of Fargo, The Big Lebowski, Miller’s Crossing, Barton Fink and (my all-time favorite) The Hudsucker Proxy, I’m sad to say that few 2013 movies disappointed

me more. Hopefully, my students and diehard Coen fanatics can forgive me. Oscar Isaac stars as the title character, a gifted but self destructive folk singer. He crashes at friend’s apartments, his life a transition from one couch to another. Mostly, he leaves angry people in his wake, as he burns bridges professionally and personally, with only his constant movement defining him. The film alludes that there were many like Davis, talented but reckless, directionless and under-represented artists who played in the same venues as Bob Dylan but never found his success. This is one of the few films from the Coens where I didn’t care about anyone or anything I was watching. It’s easy to admire the faithful recreation of the mid20th century music scene, the beauty of the music and the vividness in how, whether served straight forwardly or completely surreal, every scene has been shaped. But I can’t drum up any enthusiasm for Davis, who is played well by Isaac but lacks anything to draw audiences in, aside from being potently unlikable. While Davis is surrounded by far more colorful, interesting supporting characters, they mostly feel like stick-thin caricatures. Carey Mulligan is woefully one-note as Davis’

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shrieking, fuming-mad ex girlfriend and Justin Timberlake doesn’t have enough scenes to allow his amusing character to build, though his talents as a performer are utilized. Like Barton Fink, the film takes a radically dark turn at the mid-point, tonally shifting from comic deadpan to horror movie bleakness. It’s not so much that this section doesn’t work as it simply doesn’t add enough to the film. John Goodman has a memorable bit during this stretch but other films have better portrayed the despair of the drifting artist. I was more haunted by the fate of a cat than Goodman’s character, which probably wasn’t what the Coens hoped for. F. Murray Abraham, playing a no-nonsense authority with the power to elevate Davis’ career, has the film’s best scene. Like their equally off-putting, challenging

but effectively lived-in A Serious Man, this comes across like a personal exercise on long-suffering of Biblical proportions. When Davis turns down the monetary rewards attached to an obviously hitin-the-making song he recorded, we’re reminded of Jacob in the Old Testament, exchanging his birth right for a bowl of soup. Considering the Coen’s sub textual references to Judaism and Old Testament figures in past films, the Job (or perhaps Jonah)-like journey of Davis is in place with their prior works. But whereas I cared deeply about The Dude, Barton Fink, the well dressed killers of Miller’s Crossing, and the tragic, film-noir figures in The Man Who Wasn’t There, Davis’ journey left me disinterested. I wish the movie had more of his music, less of him. ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Anchorman 2-PG13-THU 11:05 1:45 4:25 7:05 10:00. Girl, Boy, Bakla, Tomboy-Unrated-THU 11:00 1:40 4:20 7:00 9:40, FRI-MON 10:00 12:10 2:30 7:40 10:00, TUE-WED 12:10 2:30 7:40 10:00 Grudge Match-PG13-THU 11:00 1:40 4:20 7:05 9:40. Inside Llewyn Davis-R-THU 12:00 2:25 4:50 7:15 9:40, FRI-WED 5:00 7:25 9:55 Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit-PG13- FRI-MON 10:10 12:30 2:50 5:10 7:30 9:50, TUE-WED 12:30 2:50 5:10 7:30 9:50 Ride Along-PG13- FRI-MON 10:05 12:20 2:35 4:50 7:05 9:20, TUE-WED 12:20 2:35 4:50 7:05 9:20 Saving Mr. Banks-PG13-THU 10:45 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:45, FRI-WED 11:30 2:15 5:00 The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty-PG-THU 11:25 2:00 4:35 7:10 9:45, FRI-WED 11:40 2:10 4:40 7:10 9:40 The Nut Job-PG-FRI-WED 11:15 1:15 3:15 5:15 7:15 9:15 MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Devil’s Due-R- THU 10:20, FRI (12:00 2:30 5:10) 7:40 10:30, SAT-MON (12:00 2:30) 5:10 7:40 10:30, TUE-WED (12:00 2:30 5:10) 7:40 10:30 August: Osage County-R-FRI (1:10 4:10) 7:10 10:20, SAT-MON (1:10) 4:10 7:10 10:20, TUEWED (1:10 4:10) 7:10 10:20 Lone Survivor-R-THU 1:20 4:10 7:00 10:40, FRI (12:30 3:40) 7:00 10:30, SAT-MON (12:30) 3:40 7:00 10:30, TUE-WED(12:30 3:40) 7:00 10:30 The Legend Of Hercules-PG-13- 2D THU 12:00 4:50 10:30, FRI-WED (2:30) 7:30, 3D THU 2:30 7:30, FRI (11:30 5:00) 10:10, SAT-MON (11:30) 5:00 10:10, TUE-WED (11:30 5:00) 10:10 American Hustle-R- THU 12:20 3:30 6:40 10:10, FRI (11:50 3:30) 6:40 9:50, SAT-MON (11:50) 3:30

NEW THIS WEEK AUGUST OSAGE COUNTY - R - Drama - A family crisis brings some strong women into conflict with the dysfunctional woman who raised them. Stars Meryl Streep and Julia Roberts. 121 min. DEVIL’S DUE - R - Horror - A newlywed woman gets pregnant, then undergoes dark, sinister changes that are somehow even worse than simply being pregnant. 89 min. JACK RYAN: SHADOW RECRUIT - PG13 - Action/Thriller - Tom Clancy’s Cold War spy gets rebooted as a modern-day action hero. Stars Chris Pine and Keira Knightley. 105 min. RIDE ALONG - PG13 - Action/Comedy - Ice Cube and Kevin Hart star in this flick about a security guy who tags along with a cop so he can marry his (the cop’s) sister. 100 min. THE NUT JOB - PG - Animation/Comedy - Surly, an independent-minded squirrel, gets banished from the park and is forced to live in the city. 86 min.

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6:40 9:50, TUE-WED (11:50 3:30) 6:40 9:50 Gravity 3D-PG-13- FRI (1:50) 6:50, SAT-SUN (11:20) 4:30 9:40, MON-WED (1:50) 6:50 The Wolf Of Wall Street-R-THU 11:00 2:40 6:30 9:50, FRI-SAT (11:00 2:40) 6:30 10:00, SUN (2:40) 6:30 10:00, MON-WED (11:00 2:40) 6:30 10:00 Her-R-THU 1:30 4:20 7:10 10:20, FRI (10:50 1:40 4:30) 7:20 10:20, SAT-MON (10:50 1:40) 4:30 7:20 10:20, TUE-WED (10:50 1:40 4:30) 7:20 10:20 The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug-PG-13- 2D THU 11:00 6:30 9:50, FRI-WED (11:00) 6:30 10:00, 3D THU 2:40, FRI-WED (2:40) Frozen-PG-THU 1:20 4:00 6:50 10:40, FRI (11:10 1:40 4:10) 7:10 10:10, SAT-MON (11:10 1:40) 4:10 7:10 10:10, TUE-WED (11:10 1:40 4:10) 7:10 10:10 The Hunger Games: Catching Fire-PG-13- THU 12:10 3:20 6:40 10:10, FRI (11:40 3:30) 6:40 9:50, SAT-MON (11:40) 3:30 6:40 9:50, TUE-WED (11:40 3:30) 6:40 9:50 47 Ronin-PG-13- 2D THU 3:50, FRI-WED (12:20) 6:50, 3D THU 12:50 6:50 10:00, FRI (3:50) 9:50, SAT-MON 3:50 9:50, TUE-WED (3:50) 9:50

Nebraska-R-THU 11:10 1:50 4:30 7:20 10:30, FRI (11:10 4:10) 9:40, SAT-SUN (1:50) 6:50, MON (11:10) 4:10 9:40, TUE-WED (11:10 4:10) 9:40 Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones-R-THU 12:40 2:50 5:00 7:40 Tyler Perry’s A Madea Christmas-PG-13- THU 7:20 10:10 Walking With Dinosaurs-PG-THU 12:00 2:20 4:40 WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) ANCHORMAN 2-PG13-THU (1:45 4:30) 7:15 Lone Survivor-R-THU (2:00 4:45) 7:30, FRI-SUN 2:00 4:45 7:30 10:15, MON 2:00 4:45 7:30, TUE 2:00 4:45 7:30 10:15, WED 2:00 4:45 7:30 Ride Along-PG-13-FRI-SUN 1:45 4:30 7:15 10:00, MON 1:45 4:30 7:15, TUE 1:45 4:30 7:15 10:00, WED 1:45 4:30 7:15 The Nut Job-PG-FRI-SUN 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:45, MON 1:30 4:15 7:00, TUE 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:45, WED 1:30 4:15 7:00 The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty-PG-THU (1:30 4:15) 7:00

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girl who makes her way through some icy kingdom to find her sister. Oh, and there’s a snowman in there somewhere. 108 min. GIRL, BOY, BAKLA, TOMBOY - Unrated - Comedy - This Filipino film has Vice Ganda playing four roles with four distinct sexual personas. Running time not available. HER - PG13 - Romance - Spike Jonze directs this whimsical look at a lonely man (Joaquin Phoenix) who falls in love with his computer’s operating system (voiced by Scarlett Johannson). See this week’s movie review. 126 min. HUNGER GAMES-CATCHING FIRE - PG13 - Drama - Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) barely gets to savor her victory in the last Hunger Games before she has to bust out the bow and arrow and cunning survivor skills once again in the futuristic world of Panem. 146 min. INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS - R - Drama - A young singer travels through the Greenwich Village folk scene in 1961. See this week’s movie review. 104 min. LONE SURVIVOR - R - Action - Four Navy SEALs end up in a very bad situation in Afghanistan in 2005. Stars Mark Wahlberg. 121 min.

47 RONIN - PG13 - Action - This is what happens when Keanu Reeves does a samurai picture. 119 min.

NEBRASKA - R - Drama - An old man and his estranged son travel from Montana to Nebraska to claim a sweepstakes prize. Directed by Alexander Payne. 115 min.

AMERICAN HUSTLE - R - Drama - A con man (Christian Bale) and his pretty partner in crime (Amy Adams) end up working with a crazy FBI agent (Bradley Cooper). 138 min.

SAVING MR. BANKS - PG13 - Drama - Mary Poppins author P. L. Travers (Emma Thompson) recalls her childhood while meeting with Walt Disney (Tom Hanks). 125 min.

FROZEN - PG - Animation - Kristen Bell plays some

THE HOBBIT: DESOLATION OF SMAUG - PG13

- Fantasy - Peter Jackson is back with more Hobbits, orcs, dragons and who knows what else. 161 min. THE LEGEND OF HERCULES - PG13 - Action Yet another retelling of the ancient story about the mythical Greek hero. 99 min. THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY - PG Comedy - Ben Stiller stars in this adaptation of the classic James Thurber short story. 114 min. THE WOLF OF WALL STREET - R - Comedy - Martin Scorsese tells the story of Wall Street crook Jordan Belfort in all his sleazy, crooked glory. 180 min.

LAST CHANCE ANCHORMAN 2 - PG13 - Comedy - Anchorman Ron Burgandy (Will Ferrell) takes his team to New York. 119 min. GRUDGE MATCH - PG13 - Comedy - Two old boxers (Robert De Niro, Sylvester Stallone) fight a rematch 30 years after they last met in the ring. While the story seems dynamite on paper, we must remember that De Niro Does Not Do Comedy Well. 113 min. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: THE MARKED ONES - R - Horror - Some guy name Jesse starts investigating weird neighborhood transpirings, which leads to some demon coming after him. 84 min. TYLER PERRY’S A MADEA CHRISTMAS PG13 - Comedy - Tyler Perry does the Madea thing for Christmas. 105 min.

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Calendar

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS INTERGALACTIC NEMESIS BOOK TWO: ROBOT PLANET RISING - Thu, Jan 16. See This Week’s Picks. $28. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-2427469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY TOWN PARTY Fri, Jan 17. See This Week’s Picks. 6-9pm Baldwin Ave., (Baldwin Ave., Makawao); mauifridays.com HALAU O KEKHUI: HIIAKAIKANO’EAU - Sat, Jan 18. See This Week’s Picks. $12, $32, $40. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org BROADWAY POPS: “DANCING AND ROMANCING” - Sun, Jan 19. See This Week’s Picks. $15-$20. 3pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

STAGE ONE HOT WINTER’S NIGHT - Fri, Jan 17. See This Week’s Picks. $17-28. 7:30pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE~ A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage! Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99, and kama‘aina prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank! Visit BurnnLove.com. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com

FOODIE WINERY OF THE MONTH - Thu, Jan 16. Celebrate Vine Cliff Winery. Enjoy a fivecourse wine dinner prepared by Executive Chef Marc McDowell with selections from the acclaimed Napa Valley Winery. Seating is limited and reservations are required. $125 per person. 6:30pm Molokini Bar & Grille, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888 PICNIC FOR POKI - Thu, Jan 16. Roselani Place and Ola Na Mele Productions invite you to join our residents to a Picnic for Poki. Our featured guest with live Hawaiian entertainment will be the Hula Honeys. Bring your mea‘ai (food) and hali‘i (mat) and enjoy fresh baked cookies and coffee from Roselani Place. Relax under the monkey pod tree for an hour or so at this free event, which is open to the public. The purpose of picnic for Poki is to continue bringing the spirit of aloha and Hawaiian music to the Maui community in honor of the late Allen “Braddah Poki” Pokipala. Braddah Poki was dedicated to sharing Hawaiian music and culture through various venues in Hawaii. Free. 11am Ka‘ahumanu Hawaiian Congregational Church, (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808871-7720; diane@roselaniplace.com

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VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Jan 16. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast, and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes at downtoearth.org. Free. 5:30-6:30pm Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; downtoearth.org SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Jan 19. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com

TICKETS ON SALE JO KOY - Fri, Feb 7. From filling clubs across the nation to being seen weekly as a regular guest on Chelsea Lately, Jo Koy has come a long way from his modest start performing at a Las Vegas coffee house. His infectiously explosive energy on stage, insightful jokes and family inspired humor cross all boundaries and led Daily Variety to name him one of the “10 Comics to Watch.” $25, $35, $45. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, JAN 16 GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR. - See This Week’s Picks. Tickets available online. Pupu & Show 6:30pm. Dinner & Show 5:30 pm (Ka‘ana Kitchen). Pupu & Show: $100 / Dinner & Show: $160. 5:30pm Andaz Maui At Wailea, (3550 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-879-1234 COLOR + FORM - THU-WED. Artwork by Jazz Glickenhaus, Diana Lehr, Karuna Santoro, and Ian Tremewen. Free. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com SURF’S UP: A MIXED ART EXHIBIT TO KICK OFF MAUI’S WAVE SEASON - THUWED. Kicking off the wave season on Maui’s North Shore, Art Project Paia Gallery presents Surf’s Up!, a new mixed art exhibition featuring an eclectic group of artists who share a fascination with surf. Featuring a wide variety of art forms, the group show includes neon art, surfboard art, wave/surfer collages, color photography showing the abstraction of surfing and classic photos of some of Maui’s most famous surfers. Artists include Erik Aeder, Shawna Ankenbrandt, David Burdeny, Mike di Nicola, Micky Eskimo, Jay Kelly, Kim McDonald, Gay Summer Rick and Lisa Schulte. 11am-5pm. Art Project Paia Gallery, (77 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-214-6949; aetprojectpaia. com; mauisam.cindee@gmail.com

FRIDAY, JAN 17 OPEN MEETING WITH GANGAJI - Gangaji travels the world speaking to seekers from all walks of life. A teacher and author, she shares her direct experience of the essential message she received from Papaji and offers it to all who want to discover a true and lasting fulfillment. Through her life and words, she articulates how it’s really possible to discover the truth of who you are. $20 at door. 7pm Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-283-1222; grace@leela.org

TOLO - See This Week’s Picks. 9pm Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299; facebook.com/tolotunes

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on the trapeze for $10 and find out if the circus life is for you. Free. $10 to swing on trapeze. 2-5:30pm Emerald City Trapeze Maui, (111 Ulupono St., Lahaina); 808-268-9597; emeraldcitytrapeze.com/maui

17TH ANNUAL PAIA BAY BEACHFEST The Paia Bay Beachfest is a fun and familyfriendly showcase for Maui’s young bodyboarders and surfers to boast their styles, tricks, and barrel-riding aptitude. This event is the only one of its kind at Paia Bay and is a tradition for three generations of Maui board-riders. The event concludes with an awards ceremony at sunset. Divisions include Menehune (ages 9-14), Junior Men (ages 15-17), Women (all ages), Men (all ages), Drop Knee (all ages), and Free Surfing (all ages). This is an alcohol, drug and tobacco free event for the whole family. 7am Paia Youth & Cultural Center, (28 Hana Hwy, Paia); 808-579-8354; pyccmaui.org

GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; mauipride.org

ROOTS SCHOOL OPEN HOUSE - Tour the school, meet the teachers, and learn about the Roots School curriculum. Pre-school-8th Grade. Free. 12-2pm Roots Maui, (740 Haiku Rd.); 808-250-7988; rootsmaui.com

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MAKANA - See This Week’s Picks. Dinner & Show: $60 / Show Only: $30 / Twilight Show: $30. 5pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com PUBLIC MEETING WITH GANGAJI & ELI Gangaji travels the world speaking to seekers from all walks of life. A teacher and author, she shares her direct experience of the essential message she received from Papaji and offers it to all who want to discover a true and lasting fulfillment. Through her life and words, she articulates how it’s really possible to discover the truth of who you are. $20 at door. 7pm Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-283-1222; grace@leela.org CHRISTMAS TREE RECYCLING - Since the trees will be processed into compost, all decorations should be removed, including tinsel and other materials. Trees cannot be taken to community centers, recycling centers, or dumped in parking lots. The public is asked for their cooperation and kokua. 6am-3pm EKO Compost, (Pulehu Road, Pu‘unene); 808-270-6153 PLAY ALONG WITH UKULELE MELE - Ukulele players of all abilities are invited to bring your ukulele to workshops led by “master of multiple genres and strumming styles” Mele Fong at Bailey House Museum in Wailuku. Mele is a professional singer and entertainer, who also teaches private and small group lessons at the Museum. $10. 10am-12pm Bailey House Museum, (2375-A Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; UkuleleMeleOnMaui.com; info@mauimuseum.org

SUNDAY, JAN 19 SYMPOSIUM: KAPA - See This Week’s Picks. $10. 1-3pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469 SHINNEN ENKAI DINNER - SEE THIS WEEK’S PICKS. $50 adults, $20 children (six11 years old), Free for children ages five and under. 5:30pm Elleair Ballroom at the Maui Beach Hotel, (170 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-870-8047; mauibeachhotel.net FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com CIRQUE DU SUNDAY - Emerald City aerial artists wow audiences with flying trapeze, acrobatics and urban gymnastics. Take your turn

MONDAY, JAN 20 MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. MARCH - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 8:30am Stone of Hope Monument, (200 High St., Wailuku); 808-878-8434; africanamericansonmaui.com GOURD ART CLASS - See This Week’s Picks. $35 + supplies. 12-2:30pm Maui Feather Lei, (58 Central Ave., Wailuku); mauifeatherlei@gmail.com

COLOR + FORM - Artwork by Jazz Glickenhaus, Diana Lehr, Karuna Santoro and Ian Tremewen. Free. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com

WEDNESDAY, JAN 22 THE LEGACIES OF QUEEN LILI’UOKALANI See This Week’s Picks. Free. 6pm Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; librarieshawaii.org SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. 7am South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; southmauibicycles.com WHALE PHOTOGRAPHY WORKSHOP Join Pacific Whale Foundation for a whale photography workshop at sea. Whether you’re a novice or an experienced photographer, this hands-on adventure will help you learn and practice expert techniques for photographing whales and other wildlife. Bring your own digital camera and learn to get the best results. They provide complimentary usage of dry bags for your gear on our Sunday morning raft whale watches. Includes an array of hot and cold appetizers provided by Porto, their Mediterranean grill and flamefired artisan pizza restaurant. Soda and filtered water are served throughout the cruise. Each guest will receive a collection of digital photos taken by our team during their Whale Photo Safari and some favorite photos from Pacific Whale Foundation, plus a free whale poster. Visit the website or call to book reservations. $99.95 Per person. 3:30-6:30pm Ma‘alaea Harbor, (101 Ma‘alaea Boat Harbor Rd); 808-249-8811; pacificwhale.org GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; slackkeyshow.com PARADISE WEDNESDAYS - Reggae, dancehall, and irie vibes with DJ Irie Dole of Jah Warrior Shelter HIFI SF and Q103. 21 and over only. Free. 10pm-1am Paradise Grill - Mellos Bar, (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700


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Jamie Gallo, 7:30pm DigiLuxe w/DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

DJ LaRAGE 10pm; no cover

DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

Volcanic w/ DJ PlaywFire 9pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

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Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

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CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Care For Cambodia w/ Lily Meola and Poni, 7-9pm Donation at Door

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

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ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

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FARMERS MARKET, ART/ CRAFT FAIRS FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - MonFri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies. Produce Boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-280-9019; onelovemarket.com ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat). A family owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy.) KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon). Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open Tue-Thu 1am to 5pm. 11am-4pm Kula Country Farms, (Kula Hwy at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-669-7004 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Wed, Jan 22. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO, and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570

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Evan Schulman, 5:30pm Retro Dance Party 9:30-1:30am

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FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Thu, Jan 16. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Thu, Jan 16. 11am-3pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.) FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including” tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; maui.hawaii.edu FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Thu, Jan 16. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 2-4pm Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); feedmysheepmaui.com MAUI SWAP MEET - Sat, Jan 18. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-

WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

MON- Evan Schulman 5:30-8:30pm no cover, TUE-AVDJ 5:30-8:30, no cover WED-Kenny Roberts, 5:30-8:30pm, no cover

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OPEN MARKET - Wed, Jan 22. Hale ku‘ai open market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm. Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail. com. Free. 11am-2pm Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156

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crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all. 50 cents admission. 7am-1pm Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-3100; mauiexposition.com UPCOUNTRY FARMERS MARKET - Sat, Jan 18. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; upcountryfarmersmarket. org; upcountryfarmersmarket@gmail.com LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET - Sat, Jan 18. Fresh produce from Maui’s farms, and handmade products, too. Great fruits and veggies. 8am-12pm South Maui Center, (95 Lipoa St., Kihei) LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR - Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous banyan tree, over 50 select Maui artists show and sell their work. Find unique treasures including jewelry, art, hand-sewn items, candles and time travel at the Historic Old Lahaina Courthouse. Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 1-888-310-1117 / 808-661-9175; visitlahaina.com FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI - Sat, Jan 18. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 9:30am12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Ave. and Pu‘unene Ave., Kahului); feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mon, Jan 20. 3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.)

MON- Mike & Farzad, TUE-Cole Sulenta, WED-Fulton Tashombe

NFL SPORTS NFL FOOTBALL - Sun, Jan 19. Bloody Mary Bar and breakfast with your football. $10. 7am Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com NFL GAME - Sun, Jan 19. 7am Kahului Ale House, (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001; alehouse.net NFL BREAKFAST - Sun, Jan 19. 8am Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299

KARAOKE FREE KARAOKE - Every Sun & Wed. L’ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888 KARAOKE - Wed, Jan 22. No cover. 10pm-1am Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808

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KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

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L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

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KARAOKE WITH “AUNTIE” TODDY LILIKOI IN THE LOUNGE AREA - Every Fri & Sat. Oku’s sushi is available until 11:30pm. 9:30pm Kobe Japanese Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; kobemaui.com KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Every Sun & Mon. Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. No Cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988. CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm; Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855. COOL CAT CAFE - Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:3010pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo

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7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908. DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Every Wed & Sat, Danyell 3-5pm; Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm; Wed, Kaniela Q & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Kealii Lum 3-5pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900. FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Randall Rospond 6:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Rick G 6:30-9:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm. (744 Front St, Lahaina); 808-669-6425. HARD ROCK CAFE - Sat, Evan Shulman 6-9pm; Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400. HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636. JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY Wed, Pam Peterson 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, MandoKane 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukauta 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm; Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai); 808-667-0787. KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811. LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700. LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm; Tue, Open Mic. (843 Wainee St., Lahaina); 808- 667-6655. LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495. LONGBOARDS KA‘ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200. LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Rock Thursday 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808. MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400. OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200. PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200. PARADISE GRILL - Fri, Kaliko’s Way 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troup E 6-9pm. (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Thu, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600. PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

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Sign Language CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Rich folk of previous centuries commissioned the most famous and talented artists of their times to paint their portraits. This mutually beneficial arrangement guaranteed some form of immortality for those old-school aristocrats, supported and added to the culture that made their wealth and civilization meaningful, and also made sure the talented visionaries of their time had money to eat and live. Have loftier goals than fulfilling one or two people. This week, mimic that (admittedly imperfect) system at its best, and discover ways to help yourself while helping and pleasing others as well. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

The detritus of a thousand other projects can only impede you. Your synapses need room to flex and stretch. It’s hard to originate new ideas and attitudes while surrounded by layers of aging mental clutter. Make space in your head for mental gymnastics. Take advantage of the sympathetic relationship between outer and inner worlds: clean your house. As without, so within: If you only clear a tiny area in the corner, you’re only going to have tiny ideas. But if you liberate a ballroom, football field, or galaxy inside your brain, you can entertain concepts of any size, from microscopic, to behemoth, to celestially vast. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Kook. Unlike most people, whose mental conflicts generally occur between dull reason and outlandish imagination, yours are odd battles between unquestionably zany ideas. (You usually bar entrance to tediously rational ones.) It’s one of many reasons we adore you—but it’s dangerous, sometimes, too. If I could press a stethoscope to your head and listen to your brainwaves, I imagine they’d sound like a pair of dueling banjoes. As the fingerpicking gets faster and more furious, you get so swept up in the frenzy without even once noticing how out-there the opinions or plans you’re contemplating are. Take a cue from those wild, good ole-timey instruments and instead of feverishly debating between untenable visits to Pluto or Alpha Centauri, simply return to Earth.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Your meltdowns are usually self-induced. You frequently approach that precipice of mental overload, for no good reason. It’s like you’re trying to watch TV, listen to the radio, surf the Internet, talk on the phone, and drive—all at once. Don’t overtax your impressive but still limited ability to absorb and respond to information by making it all overlap—that tactic will result only in what you’ve experienced too much of lately: a continuous undercurrent of anxiety, even panic. Simplify, darling, simplify. This week, take your time, and reduce the number of things you’ll attempt in any given moment to two, one, or none. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Winter bites. There’s something about being exposed to frigid temperatures and bone-cracking winds that’s just sick and wrong. You may consider me a wimp with thin blood and not enough meat on his bones; perhaps you’re accustomed to Antarctic chills. Please have sympathy for me, anyway. This week, considering where people are coming from is more relevant and evolved than judging them based on your own experience. Your standards aren’t The Standards. Luckily, it works both ways: If you compassionately remember that things that are astonishingly simple for you might be colossal challenges for others, they’ll be kind in return when you trip over tricks they mastered ages ago.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Beauty can handicap. Everyone’s met that pretty person who’s never had to develop herself, because her good looks yield easy results. Characterbuilding is often painful and hard; someone who’s never experienced its benefits might shy away from it, if given the opportunity. Taureans rarely shrink from doing things right, though, even if it’s unpleasant or difficult. As a result, they’re sturdier and more fascinating, if a little more battle-scarred. Remember that taking the thornier path has made you the stronger and more profoundly lovely person you are today, so that when you’re faced with this week’s two options, you’ll choose the right one. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Hit the emotional reset button, already. Obviously, that’s a little more complicated than clicking <RESTART>. However, you’ve got to figure out a way to get yourself to that internal zero place, where you can react to every situation freshly, instead of being bogged down with the tired and outdated remnants of old programming. Don’t misunderstand; you shouldn’t erase your entire mental hard drive. The goal isn’t amnesia; you don’t need to forget all that’s gone before—just prevent burial beneath past experience. Let memories sustain, heal, and empower you, but never limit you.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Luxurious decadence is mostly wasted on you. While you can theoretically appreciate frivolous pleasures like breakfast in bed, bubble baths, and all-day beauty treatments, you have to be forced to indulge in them. It’s like pulling teeth to get you to lie around and accept pampering and bounty. However, since all this week’s blessings will come packaged in the form of supposedly superfluous lavishness, I suggest you resign yourself to at least a few hours of pleasurable idleness. You don’t have to slave and toil to earn all of life’s gratifications. Sometimes you’re given a complimentary pass to Easy Street where they’re doled out for free. When you’re handed one this week, use it, won’t you?

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

You’re a god. Or at least royalty. You’re more powerful than almost everyone who’s ever lived. For example: Practically any type of food is handily available to you, accompanied by expert preparation and service, if you don’t feel like cooking; you have more information at your fingertips than did most governments before the last two decades; and newfangled gadgets (cellphones and the like) bequeath on you virtual superpowers, such as telepathy and clairvoyance. So quit your bitchin’. Despite your very real problems, you’re better off than most of humanity throughout history, and more empowered to solve them. Ignore the few evil impediments to your happiness and start really noticing the veritable mountains of blessings designed to facilitate it.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Stand-up basses are the sexiest musical instruments ever. Even the homeliest fellow or gal can look seriously hot while coaxing a thrumming deep groove out of one of those beautiful instruments. It’s a marvelously tangible example of two of my favorite notions, both of which will help you boost your ailing ego this week: 1. You are what you do, not necessarily what you look like. Your actions can do far more for your sex appeal than plastic surgery. 2. It’s tired but true: Beauty rests in the eye of the beholder. It doesn’t matter if you think you’re all that. All that matters is that someone will—if you let them. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Inflexibility often accompanies age, particularly among those opinionated, superior Scorpios. Just because your abilities and tastes are better than most people’s doesn’t mean they’re the best, or even as exceptional as they could be. Don’t be an old dog who won’t learn new tricks. Keeping an open mind and robust emotional resilience is the key to feeling alive. Life is not just about the pursuit and satisfaction of known pleasures and the avoidance of notorious annoyances. Make room for the new. The novel joys can only enrich you, and the fresh disturbances will build character—and Scorpios can never have too much. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Sagittarians are notorious plant-killers, although it’s usually herbicide-by-neglect, not malicious intent. Still, I can’t help thinking that if you learned to keep a plant alive—that is, gave consistent and reliable loving care and attention to something silent and undemanding, you’d be impeccably prepared for the challenges of the coming months. The only way you’ll learn the consequences of neglect in the world of your relationships is the hard way—when it’s too late to do anything about it, and all that’s left to do is toss the brown and withered husk of what’s left out with the trash. Water the plants; water your life. To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.

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