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QUIZ understood 2. Maui Police are training to use a new piece of equipment that could make investigating traffic collisions a far easier process, The Maui News reported on Jan. 6. According to the paper, what is the name of the new equipment?

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1. On Jan. 4, The Maui News reported that Tasaka Guri-Guri in the Maui Mall was celebrating its birthday.

According to the paper, how old is the snack shop?

A. 20 years old B. 30 years old C. 40 years old D. 50 years old E. 60 years old

3. On Jan. 6, Pacific Business News reported that one airline will expand their Los Angeles-Maui service, adding daily non-stop flights starting July 1. Which airline is doing this?

A. Delta B. United C. Alaska D. Allegiant E. Hawaiian See answers, page 29

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Coconut Wireless MICHELLE OBAMA (APPARENTLY) HANGS WITH OPRAH IN KULA

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There are enough qualifications in the Jan. 6 Maui News story on Michelle Obama’s reported presence on island to swallow, well, Air Force One, but it would seem that Upcountry residents were seeing massive numbers of Maui Police cars earlier this week because the First Lady was hanging with Oprah Winfrey in Kula.

See, I just used the word “seem.” Never can be too careful when dealing with unconfirmed information, I suppose. But The Maui News–and other news sources like the Associated Press–have certainly been trying to get something like confirmation. Here’s how The Maui News explained their lack of concrete details on what exactly Michelle Obama and The Big O are doing on Maui: “President Barack Obama and daughters Malia and Sasha returned to the White House on Sunday after a two-week vacation on Oahu,” the paper reported. “The Associated Press reported Sunday that the first lady was staying in the islands to spend time with friends ahead of her upcoming 50th birthday. However, there has been no official confirmation of her whereabouts by the Maui Police Department, Kahului Airport officials or the White House.”

Instead, the story relied on the observations of local residents–like former Maui Police Officer Lenie Lawrence, who said “that he saw tinted, black SUVs on Saturday afternoon after they were transported via a giant military plane to Kahului Airport.”

According to The Maui News, Lawrence knew this because “He was at Savers with his wife [that would be Maui News reporter Lila Fujimoto, who is curiously not mentioned in the story] y] when he saw the overhead and plane fly

then drove to the airport to get a better look at the plane.”

In any case, this is all probably especially delicious to right-wingers who delight in spreading (and in publishing poorly-sourced books containing) rather nasty gossip about the First Family’s relations with Oprah. Most notoriously, in the spring of 2012, a right-wing journalist named Edward Klein convinced rightwing Regnery Publishing to print the subtly-titled The Amateur: Barack Obama in the White House. Among the mountains of dirt heaved at the Obamas were a few especially choice nuggets dealing with what Klein believes is a monumental chick fight between Michelle Obama and Oprah over the President’s mind: “Michelle is very jealous, I would say unusually so. Most people after years of marriage have trust and don’t follow their husbands around and check on them.

Michelle doesn’t seem to trust Barack at all. She insists on knowing his every movement and drops in on him at all kinds of odd times. It’s been the buzz of the White House. Oprah has gossiped about it and giggled about how obsessive Michelle is.”

I found that quote, which Klein apparently attributes to “someone who was very close to Oprah,” in a great Jezebel.com blog post on the book. According to that blog, Klein wrote in his book that when Oprah and Gayle King came to the White House to interview President Obama, “Michelle mentioned that the White House cooks made the best pie in the world.

But she didn’t offer Oprah or Gayle any…”

Isn’t that just evil? Anyway, I’m quoting a blogger quoting Klein on this because Klein’s previous books have spurred seriKle ous ou outrage–not because of his themes (Democrats (D Democrats are ripe for bashing every bit as Republicans) but because of his apparently crappy reporting. The blog Politico even went so far as to call Klein “error prone” and say his earlier book on Hillary Clinton (The Truth About Hillary Clinton n) included “serious factual errors, truncated and distorted quotes and overall themes [that] don’t gibe with any other serious accounts of Clinton’s life.”

But I digress. First Lady Michelle Obama was hanging with the Queen of Daytime Talk in Kula. By all means, let the gossip begin.

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That proposed 200 megawatt power cable that would physically connect Maui and Oahu is inching a bit closer to becoming an actual thing. The state Public Utilities Commission (PUC) is calling on anyone who cares about the possibility of stretching an undersea power cable more than 100 miles between the two islands to give them their thoughts. The PUC will also hold a public hearing on the cable later this month in Kahului.

To call the cable “controversial” is like describing the universe as “big.” Among other issues (like its billion dollar cost), the cable will quite possibly run through the Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary, even the possibility is enough to make most environmentalists’ hair stand straight up.

What’s more, if the cable does indeed go through, then power companies like Sempra stand ready to start building dozens of new windmills in out in Kanaio, then zap all the electricity they produce back to Oahu (see MauiTime’s Mar. 21, 2013 story “Where The Wind Blows” for more info).

To find out more about the proposed power cable, check out Dms.puc.hawaii.gov/dms.

Back in October MauiTime signed onto an Amicus brief with other Hawaii news organizations for a lawsuit prompted by the Honolulu Star-Advertiser and Hawaii News Now asking Christopher Deedy murder trial judge to open court proceedings in that trial.

Last week the Hawaii Supreme Court ruled partially in favor of the news organizations, the Star-Advertiser reported on Jan. 3.

“The Hawaii Supreme Court has ordered a state judge to hold a hearing on the Honolulu Star-Advertiser’s request to unseal closed court proceedings in federal agent Christopher Deedy’s murder trial,” the paper reported. “But the order issued Thursday did not address the newspaper’s other request for a court order prohibiting Circuit Judge Karen Ahn from closing the courtroom in the future unless she gives the public and media a chance to object.”

As for federal agent Deedy, who pleaded self defense after shooting and killing local Kollin Elderts in a Waikiki McDonald’s back in 2011, he’s currently awaiting re-trial. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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STUDENTS WIN ART AWARDS Graduating senior Ryan Hanscam was among the winners of several college art scholarships recently presented by the Lahaina Arts Association. The $3,500 in scholarships were presented to Maui County students who are pursuing art in college as part of its 36th Annual Art Exhibit and Partial Scholarship Contest.

Hanscam received four tuition assistance scholarships, including the Gianna Mitchell Best In Show $1,000 Award, for his piece titled “In the Smoke.” Hanscam, a Baldwin High student, also received $500 for the piece in the LAA first place

drawing award. He also won the Martin Rockwell First Place Painting Award ($500) for a piece titled “Giggly Moments.” In addition, Hanscam won the Gianna Mitchell first place 3D award ($500) for his “Untitled” piece.

The Haruto “Harry” Furuta First Place Mixed Media $500 award went to Nalu Laurel for a piece called “Lurk.”

Stephanie Lawless won the Robert Sumner Norton First Place Photography $500 Award for her piece called “Psychedelic Love Affair.”

The funds for the Gianna Mitchell “Best in Show Scholarship” were raised at the Gianna Mitchell 4 the Luv of Art event celebrating the life of the late Maui artist.

The Lahaina Arts Association is a nonprofit charity dedicated to providing Maui County youth access to the creative arts through education and artistic opportunities. LAA offers no-cost art classes to children on Maui and Molokai through the Maui Youth Art Outreach Program.

tributions of the women who have helped shape Maui County,” said Ann Arakawa, the wife of Mayor Alan Arakawa.

“Please take a moment to thank an exceptional woman you know by nominating her for one of the award categories. These women are role models for all of us, and it’s important that we give them the recognition they deserve.”

Maui County women will be honored in five categories: Young Woman of Promise (14-21 years old); Woman of Excellence (21 years and up); Unsung Hero; Honorary Historical Award (Posthumous); and Career Achievement.

Nominees will be selected based on their demonstrated courage, vision and commitment to women; they also will be selected for their contributions to the betterment of life within the County of Maui. If you are interested in nominating someone, forms are available online at mauicounty.gov/CSW under “Additional Information.”

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Visiting Kaho‘olawe is a fantastic way to get to know the history of the fairly deserted island. Though only about seven miles from Maui’s south shore, few actually visit the island because by law it can be used only for native Hawaiian cultural, spiritual and subsistence purposes, fishing, environmental restoration, historic preservation and education. Now, locals and visitors of Maui will have a place to learn about Kaho‘olawe’s history thanks to two grants that will help the Kaho‘olawe Island Reserve Commission (KIRC) shine a light on the island.

The first project to benefit from a grant will be the “Hale Hooulu Mea Kanu and Kalamalama: Building Bridges Between Kaho‘olawe and Kihei.” The project will prepare an eight-acre parcel of land in Kihei for KIRC’s Kaho‘olawe Cultural Center. The grant program responsible, “Kukulu Ola: Living Hawaiian Culture,” will finance the project, which will be built on land set aside by Governor Linda Lingle in 2002. The area will feature an information center, boat house/storage facility and a native Hawaiian plant nursery. The area also will feature a traditional hale for educational programs.

“Hawaiian Culture has always been preserved and maintained through the many stories passed down from generation to generation,” says KIRC Executive Director Michael Naho‘opi‘i. “The ‘Hale Hooulu Mea Kanu and Kalamalama’ will tell these stories.”

KIRC is also benefiting from the Hawaii Community Foundation/Hawaii Tourism Authority’s “Natural Resources” grant program, which supports projects that help to improve both the visitor experience and resident enjoyment of Hawaii’s natural resources, while also ensuring that the heart of Hawaii’s resources are protected, respected and perpetuated. This grant program

will fund the “Kumeheu” trail, a walking trail with native plants and interpretive educational experience about Kaho‘olawe.

The trail will be located on the same eightacre Kihei property, giving visitors a unique glimpse of ancient Hawaii and an understanding about Kaho‘olawe today without having to travel to the island.

“The South Maui coast is a natural resource, as is Kaho‘olawe,” said Cultural Resources Project Coordinator Kuiokalani Gapero. “This project will enhance public access to this natural coastal resource in an environmentally friendly and respectful manner while adding to the understanding of the natural resources of Kaho‘olawe–in turn–assisting in their protection, restoration and perpetuation.”

The KIRC was established in 1993 to manage the Kaho‘olawe Island Reserve while it's held in trust for a future Native Hawaiian sovereign entity. The KIRC manages the island and its surrounding waters through comprehensive restoration and monitoring programs.

The organization is managed by a sevenmember Commission and a committed staff. For more information, call 808-2435020 or visit kahoolawe.hawaii.gov.

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LAA also provides a Youth Mentoring Program and awards partial tuition-assistance scholarships to graduating Maui County students. LAA hopes to inspire creative thinking and artistic expression by creating opportunities for art education through the support of grants, foundations and individual donations.

AWARD NOMINATIONS SOUGHT If you know a strong woman of character, it may be time to submit her name for a “Woman of Excellence” award. The County of Maui’s Committee on the Status of Women is accepting nominations for its awards program, which this year celebrates “women of character, courage and commitment,” aligning with Women’s History Month.

“This is a wonderful opportunity to recognize the accomplishments and con-

Deadline for nominations is 4pm on Friday, Feb. 7, 2014. Nominees and winners will be recognized during a Women’s History Month “Women of Excellence” awards presentation on Thursday, Mar. 27, 2014, from 3-5pm; location of that event will be announced.

Last year, winners included Amber Kukuileiwilimomi Afelin, Young Woman of Promise; Vicki Soo Hoo, Woman of Excellence; Isla Young, Career Achievement; and Cecelia M. Romero, Unsung Hero.

An award was also presented to Eileen Parkman, then nine years old, for being a “defender of the defenseless.”

For more information about this year’s award program, call 808-870-0053 or contact CWS member Carol Reimann via email at creimann4@gmail.com. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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NATIONAL INSECURITY Tension over digital security is such that an alarming disclosure made in 2004 (and largely ignored) can resurface on a website in 2013 and appear even more astonishing. At the height of the Cold War in the 1960s (and largely because of PentagonWhite House contentiousness), “safeguards” were installed to prevent rogue generals from launching nuclear war on their own. What today would be a “PIN” was assigned to each missile, but Strategic Air Command generals mocked the PINs by setting each one to “00000000”–a code that today would be ridiculed as naive. (Furthermore, “00000000” was then written out on each missile’s instructions, according to the former launch control officer who disclosed it in 2004.)

EVEN QUACKS CAN BE POPULAR Many medical professionals are certain that Dr. Stanislaw Burzynski, 70, is a quack, treating cancer patients with expensive, FDA-unapproved substances, giving false hope to the terminally ill and in some cases diverting them from better-regarded treatments. But according to a December USA Today investigation, Burzynski

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enjoys enthusiastic support from a small but dedicated group of patients, and neither regulators in Texas (where he is licensed) nor two juries (who turned back indictments against him) have been able to stop him. FDA regulators have been inconsistent toward him but appear to be gaining aggressiveness following recent inspections of his facilities. (Burzynski manufactures his own proprietary drugs, charging around $10,000 a month to patients who can pay.)

ONE RULE FITS ALL Jim Howe, father of two children at South Cumberland Elementary School in Crossville, Tenn., was handcuffed and briefly detained by a sheriff’s deputy in November after mistakenly believing that he could walk his kids home when class let out at 2pm. Actually, the school allows 2pm departure only for kids being picked up in cars; pupils who leave on foot must wait until 2:35. Howe assumed that the waiting period was only to protect young pedestrians from pick-up traffic. Deputy Avery Aytes said a rule is a rule and that if Howe failed to cooperate, he would be jailed.

OVERCOMPENSATION Mr. Kelcey Nicholas, 28, was arrested, along with Lataura Jarrett, 21, in Mount Nebo, W.Va., in September and charged with having incestuous relations. Thus, West Virginia–a popular target for jokes about cultural tolerance for incest and inbreeding– appears to be boldly reversing course, since Jarrett is merely Nicholas’ step-daughter.

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT Police finally arrested William Footman, 55, in October as the person who somehow managed to swipe inside-front-door mats from at least 37 New York City banks between March and May 2013. No money was ever taken, and some banks were slow to realize the thefts–unobservant that they had even had front-door mats in the first place. “I sell them to bodegas,” Footman said. “Their floors get wet.”

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINAL Rodney Rotert of Tulsa, Okla., filed a lawsuit recently against Philadelphia Insurance Companies demanding the return of “his” classic 1967 Chevrolet Camaro, supposedly worth about $100,000. His case is complicated by the fact that he also recently pleaded no contest to possessing stolen property, i.e., that very same car, stolen from an Arkansas dealer in 2007. Rotert claims he bought the car legitimately, but he also changed the Vehicle Identification Number to obtain a false title. Rotert said his legal claim, especially with the “current” VIN, is superior to the insurance company’s claim. ■

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Dear Senators Roz Baker, J. Kalani English and Gil Keith-Agaran and Representatives Mele Carroll, Kaniela Ing, Angus McKelvey, Joe Souki, Justin Woodson and Kyle Yamashita: Wow, Opening Day comes around fast.

Seems like it was only yesterday that you adjourned for the summer. But here we are: on Jan. 15–just a few days from now–you guys go back into regular session. And while I know you’ve probably got all sorts of important issues (and lobbyists) vying for your attention, I’d

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like to take this time to ask for your help on one small matter that’s been gnawing at me for the past three years or so.

It’s about the special exemption written into the state’s Uniform Information Practices Law for police officers.

You know the one–it protects the names and case details of cops who’ve been suspended or otherwise sanctioned by their Internal Affairs departments from being released to the public.

It needs to end. It should never have become law in the first place, and you should kill it as soon as possible.

Now I know that MauiTime–and especially its publisher, Tommy Russo–has been rather outspoken on the issue of local law enforcement lately. And why not?

In the spring of 2011, Russo says he was assaulted by Maui Police Officer Nelson Johnson (who was, in fact, recently arrested for allegedly assaulting his own teenage daughter) and is right now suing the County of Maui over that incident.

And in November 2012, two Maui Police Officers arrested Russo while he was attempting to photograph them during a massive traffic stop known as Operation

RECON (that case is pending).

As for me, I’ve reported on and written about law enforcement since I was a cub reporter in 1996. I personally discovered this little exemption quirk in Hawaii’s public records law back in 2011, when I started asking why The Maui News was periodically printing incredibly vague stories about unnamed Maui Police Officers who’d been punished internally. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that there was a special exemption for cops written into the state’s public records law. Sure, mem-

bers of the public could find out the identities of cops who’d run so afoul of the law that they’d gotten themselves arrested and indicted, but as far as getting internally punished, that was all considered private.

“You can get details about university professors and even janitors who’ve been disciplined,” UH Journalism Professor Gerald Kato, who played a key role in the fight over public records that led to the exemption, told me back in 2011, “but not police officers.”

Kato proceeded to tell me a wonderfully insane Scooby Doo-like story about how his students back in 1993 had wanted to see what active Honolulu Police Officers had ever gotten into trouble with Internal Affairs. You know, gotten busted for things like falsifying reports, lying to investigators, failing to follow orders–stuff like that. Stuff that makes the taxpayers who fund police department salaries look around and wonder how guys like that got into a uniform in the first place.

I’m sure you already know the story, but here’s a condensed version. The HPD initially told the students to get lost. And they were kinda arrogant about it too, asking for $20,000 in “research fees.” So the kids asked the state Office of Information Practices for their take. That agency looked over the state’s public records law and concluded–to no one’s surprise–that police officers were public officials and, as such, subject to the Uniform Information Practices Act. And that looked like it, too–HPD was all set to hand over the info to those meddling UH kids when SHOPO–the State of Hawaii Organization of Police Officers–intervened.

In a brilliant move, the powerful police union sued the City of Honolulu to stop the disclosure. That meant Kato’s meddling students had to go to court, and they did.

By 1996, they’d made it all the way to the state Supreme Court, where–once again, to no one’s surprise–they won.

Except the state Legislature had already pulled the rug out from under them

a year before. Under quick and heavy lobbying from SHOPO–who apparently pulled out all the stops–the Legislature carved out a special police officer exemption in the state’s public records law.

And though he likes to paint himself as an enemy of unions and the establishment now, then-Governor Ben Cayetano took the very brave stance of sitting quietly and letting the exemption pass without his signature.

Not that it really matters, but these days Cayetano thinks the exemption was a mistake.

“The reason I changed my mind is that during the last 10 years in particular there have been some actions by the [Honolulu] police commission that seem very political,” Cayetano said in a March 1, 2013 Honolulu Civil Beat story. “Ideally the commission, if it did its job, would be sufficient to me. As it turns out these commissions are only as good as the people who are appointed.”

Yeah. Anyone who says our state’s police commissions are an adequate deterrence against police abuse haven’t spent much time studying police commissions. The Maui Police Commission typically convenes in the “Chief’s Conference Room,” which is located at Maui PD’s Wailuku headquarters. Unlike other panels like the county Liquor Commission or Planning Commission, members of the public who wish to attend have to show the cops their IDs, which can be slightly intimidating.

What’s more, the Maui Police Commissioners only handle complaints sent by citizens–they never look at what IA is doing–and then, they only address them in secret “executive sessions” in which the public is excluded. And when I say “handle,” I really mean “trash.” For someone looking at the minutes of a Maui Police Commission meeting, this is usually what they read (my example comes from the Aug. 21, 2013 Maui Police Commission meeting): “A motion was made by Commissioner [Howard] Hanzawa to support denial of the investigation by the Police Commission based on Police Commis-

sion Rule 13-101-23(a). The motion was seconded by Commissioner [Kelly] Ruidas and carried unanimously.”

It’s just bureaucratic legalese. No details, no names, not even an allegation.

Regardless of the circumstances, the result is the same: no accountability.

Look, it’s not just me who’s been getting agitated over this. Civil Beat–which has more money and reporters than MauiTime–was all over this issue last year, reporting a multi-part series titled “In The Name Of The Law” on the exemption and how it basically just protects bad cops at the expense of the general public. In fact, that news organization is basically rerunning the old SHOPO case from 1993. In November 2013, that news organization filed a lawsuit “asking a judge to force the Honolulu Police Department to release the names and disciplinary files of a dozen officers who had been suspended for egregious misconduct between 2003 and 2012,” Civil Beat reporter Nick Grube– who did much of the legwork on their “In The Name Of The Law Series”–said in a story published on the last day of 2013.

In fact, Civil Beat ’s reporting even led to state Senator Les Ihara, D–Kaimuki, introducing SB 839 last year.

I’m sure you three senators remember that well, because you and all your colleagues voted for it, only to see it quickly get deferred to the upcoming 2014 Legislative Session once it reached the House of Representatives.

That bill was a step in the right direction, but it was woefully inadequate.

That bill, while requiring that the regular reports of sanctioned officers include far more detail than the current “summaries” that are made public these days, insists that “The summary of facts shall not be of such a nature so as to disclose the identity of the individuals involved.” Meaning, even if this bill passes, the public still won’t be able to find out whether the officer who pulled them over for allegedly speeding or responded to their burglary call had ever gotten into trouble for violating department regulations. For cops with

transgressions on their records, this is a good thing–it still protects them from ever having to face their old friends, relatives and aunties should news of their transgressions become public.

And that’s the whole point of this open letter. We as citizens pay taxes, which goes to pay police officer salaries, and yet we cannot hold bad cops accountable. We can look at the disciplinary record of other state personnel–like Kato told me–but not police officers, who would seem to be the most important government employees that most people meet. While no one’s saying these cops who were busted by Internal Affairs are local versions of Christopher Dorner (or even Augie T in Get a Job!), members of the public are perfectly right to wonder if they should still be wearing the uniform. And given the secrecy with which we treat cops who’ve run into trouble with their superiors, where’s the incentive for the department to treat infractions seriously if there’s no one watching them?

Look, I know this isn’t an easy thing to ask. SHOPO is powerful–not Alexander & Baldwin, pick up the phone and get it done now powerful, but powerful nonetheless. Though I was heartened to find after looking through Hawaii Campaign Spending Commission data that SHOPO has given to the campaigns of just one of you–Senator Keith-Agaran ($1,250). Of course, that data only runs through the end of June 2013, so for all I know that’s changed.

So in conclusion, privacy exemption for bad cops=bad, making sure the public knows who bad cops are=good. Thanks for reading!

Sincerely, Anthony Pignataro Editor, MauiTime cc Governor Neil Abercrombie, UH Professor Gerald Kato, Augie T ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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from red shiso, basil and celery to red amaranth and cilantro, and lots of watercress.

The watercress is sold micro, petite and in full grown tips. She also grows edible flowers, marigolds, begonias, Johnny jump ups, viola and nasturtium.

Some of them are quite tasty. I grabbed a begonia petal and popped it in my mouth.

A surprising blast of citrus flavor erupted from such a light petal. What’s more, the marigolds are piquant–their texture and taste are nearly incongruent.

These exquisite and delectable additions to farm-to-table dishes have local chefs clamoring for these beauties. It’s the same for the micro greens–young veggies that lend delicate texture and flavors to dishes, and provide a nice finishing touch as well as foundation seasoning. I could literally eat handfuls of her watercress. I’m not alone, either: chefs like Mark Ellman, Isaac Bancaco, Francois Milliet, Pulehu Sous

Monica Bogar, Napili Flo Farms

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system to utilize effectively.”

Bogar’s interest in growing started with the humble family garden. To this day, she still grows what she wants to eat, and sells bumper crops at the Napili Farmer’s Market. She says that during the winter months everything takes a bit longer to grow, but come February she will be back to the market on Wednesdays.

Napili Flo grows and sells tomato, eggplant, lettuce, kale, Asian greens, lilikoi, garlic, chai, mint, rosemary and basil. You will also find her with fresh wheatgrass flats and a juicer selling shots. The wheatgrass, grown with the Napli Flo brand of aquaponics, has amazing flavor that she attributes to her specialized soil and system. You can also find her wheatgrass shots at agriculture events like Ka’anapali Fresh and the Ag Festival.

Her worm farm, aka vermi-composting, is so successful that she sells them on Craigslist. Bogar is also raising rab-

Micro Watercress Chef Wesley Holder and Jojo Vasquez love to use them. You will find Napili Flo Farm products in the cuisine of Mala, Leilani’s, Star Noodle, Pacific’o, Lahaina Grill, Westin Ka’anapali Ocean Resort Villas, Pineapple Grill and Plantation House.

Bogar searches and buys only nonGMO organic seeds. Her soil is organic as well, fortified by her homemade compost. Waste is a consideration in all her designs, and she says she recycles and reuses everything at least three times before it gets retired. She also has catchment containers, and other obvious signs of her ingenious recapturing of resources dot the farm’s landscape.

“All my ponds catch water and I catch water off the roof,” says Bogar. “In all of my operations, I try to figure out how to reduce waste. The idea behind the closed loop aquaponics is it does not lose water.

Everything on this farm gets used two or three times. I upcycle, and designed the

bits for food–another sustainable project in her garden. She shares the proteins with family and friends, and says it’s an ongoing protein revolution. She captures their vegetarian droppings for the soil and saves pelts for future use. As usual, everything gets used.

Her operation is compact, but even her loftiest goals don’t include a giant machine driven operation. She says her farm shouldn’t need to burn fossil fuels to grow. Keeping her carbon footprint small is part of her biggest dream.

“In a perfect world I would love to have two to three acres,” says Bogar. “A oneacre greenhouse is my dream. I would have a bigger crop and grow a lot more food. Just big enough before I would need heavy machinery. I wouldn’t want to have to depend on fuel.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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There, Bogar is the MacGyver of aquaponics. She’s crafted her own closed loop system that uses nutrients in the fish ponds to grow the plants. The soil is organic and watered by the ponds, and her vermi-garden even feeds the fish.

She describes aquaponics as the marriage between aquaculture (raising fish) and hydroponics (raising plants in nutrient solutions), but she adds her own twist.

“I would look up a lot of stuff online,” Bogar says of her soil research. “I would ask other farmers. It’s still a lot of trial and error. I practice crop rotation and companion gardening to keep the soil balanced for the next cycle. For example, legumes send nitrogen into the ground.

Then the next crop can be a plant that requires a lot of nitrogen.”

Bogar has eked out space around the family land and home, where it’s all about efficiency and utilization. In her commercial operation, she raises micro greens

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onica Bogar is a self-taught soil geek. At first glance, it would seem ironic that she owns Napilo Flo Farm, which is an aquaponics operation. In fact, Bogar has engineered a very unique and proprietary system at her farm that utilizes every resource: soil, water, worms, fish, nutrients and bunny poop, all with several upcycles in between.

“Before I started farming, I was really into the soil,” says Bogar. “I was making my own compost, treating the soil as a living organism. Once I got that down, I got the whole ecosystem going in my garden.

From flowering and budding stages to the knowledge that tomato grows good with basil, and all of the reasoning in between.”

Napili Flo is a specialty farm on the upper northwest side of the island.

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Food & Drink

by Jen Russo

Pau Hana: Capische? Maui

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first time, taking a ride on their happy hour train is quality time.

On a recent visit, Wine Director Tarah Principato spent some time with me at the bar showing me the ropes.

Their cocktail menu was inspired by our romantic obsession with gangsters (real and fictional) like Al Capone, Bonnie and Clyde and Sonny Corleone.

You’ll see their names and personalities come to life in boozy concoctions made with Fernet, Koloa rum, Templeton rye and Pimm’s.

Principato takes me through her Sinner and Saint, perfect for those of us

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apische? has an epicurean culture that spills over into its happy hour scene.

Chefs Brian Etheredge and Christopher Kulis have done an excellent job crafting nouveau cuisine using their garden (located just a few yards away), local proteins and lofty inspirations.

It’s the same situation at the bar. The cocktails rely heavily on a refined list of spirits that pour into vintage recipes updated with local fruits, also grown nearby. They’ve also successfully created a spirit of ohana–and not just with the

Tarah Principato

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I’m a big sucker for the Caipafruita– blame it on the fresh seasonal fruit and refreshing Cachaca. The drink is served in a mason jar. The Capone’s Cup is a complex integration of cucumber, grapefruit, Pimm’s, Fernet and ginger beer and is served in an icy copper mug. Chartreuse has also long been a favorite muse of mine, and it appears in the Ticking Thyme, with its namesake herb and Uncle Val’s Gin. During happy hour, the specialty cocktails are $10.

menu. If you need a little pasta lamb and Big Island mushroom, the Orecchiette with manchego and pork fit the bill. All the pupus on the happy hour menu are $10 from 5-7pm, as are the drinks.

If you come on a Friday or Saturday, plan to stay past happy hour for entertainment while the talented Mark Johnstone plays the piano in the lounge.

Saturdays can be a treat when Marcus Johnson joins in on his upright base.

Chef Christopher Kulis and Chef Brian Etheredge

on the fence as to whether your night is going to be naughty or nice. It starts with a champagne glass with a sugar cube balanced on the rim. After Cynar, a gorgeous Italian aperitif of artichoke, is poured over the cube, it’s adorned with a bit of elderflower liqueur of St. Germain and prosecco. If you’re sitting at the bar, watching the bartender concoct the drink is a joy in itself.

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staff–and they do a great job of welcoming you gracefully.

The lounge at Capische? is the perfect backdrop; it’s hip without being smugly hipster. The architecture has a mid-century vibe that I love, and the sunsets at happy hour seal the deal.

The space they have at Hotel Wailea is unique and intimate–it won’t matter if you’ve been there before, or it’s your

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The Caipafruita

It’s almost a toss up as to what I like better–the supping or the buzz.

Capische?’s charcuterie chef will be your hero when the Malama Farms Salumi Board arrives. The trotter was irresistible–fennel agrodolce, honey comb, flat bread, various cheeses, house pickled veggies; it’s a fierce, multitasking pupu.

The grilled Caesar is another play on that solid standby and comes with grilled romaine and garlic aioli. The garden bruschetta, artisan cheeses, ono brandade are other great pupu choices, but you really can’t go wrong with anything on the

Capische? also offers a three-course tasting menu for $75, a seven-course tasting menu for $125 or the Wailea Organic Tasting Menu for $49, all week. Let your server guide you in pairing from their incredible wine list. Remember– wine is a food course.

You can call them at 808-879-2224 for reservations or check their website at Capische.com. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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FRIDAY, JAN. 10 VEGAN POTLUCK DINNER – Thinking of making the transition to a vegan diet? Dr. Steve Blake, an author, professor and nutritional biochemist at Hawaii Pacific Neuroscience, will host a Q&A on the subject this Thursday. Well versed in health and nutrition, Blake has written notable publications including the 2008 McGraw Hill college textbook Vitamins and Minerals Demystified, A Nutritional Approach to Alzheimer’s Disease, Understanding Dietary Fats and Oils and Diet Doctor. The former director of the Maui Holistic Health Center, Blake now owns a farm on Maui. Be sure to bring a vegan dish to share with everyone. Free. 6pm. Cameron Center, Auditorium (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku), vsh.org, steve@DrSteveBlake.com.

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‘80s NIGHT – Second Friday in Lahaina means Retro ‘80s Night at Hard Rock Cafe in Lahaina. Don your best ‘80s gear and groove to the beats of DJ Ron. Happy Hour drink specials should keep you in the mood. Dig up your bell bottoms and ease that tease! Free. 21+. 9:30pm1:30am. Hard Rock Cafe (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808- 667-7400, hardrock.com. m.

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FRIDAY, JAN. 10 LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY – Whether it involves keeping fit, learning a new skillll or olueating healthier, Lahaina Second Friday invites you to celebrate your New Year’s Resoluce tions. Campbell Park will feature Maui Jam (5pm-7pm), followed by a live performance from Maui Theatre’s new Burn’n Love. You can get local food from Hawaiian Civicc al Club, Boys & Girls Club Lahaina and other vendors. Then there’s the First Annual Maui Writing Contest for those inspired. The Wharf Cinema Center will be hosting a ht Meet and Greet with Carlos Burle in their courtyard (6pm-9pm). Don’t forget art night ine at the various galleries where guests are welcomed to complimentary pupus and wine from (6pm-9pm). Be sure to pick up your free Art Map, compliments of the Lahaina Visitor Center, at the Old Lahaina Courthouse in Banyan Tree Park. Live music and foodie specials will line Front Street throughout the evening as well. Free admission. 5pm-8pm. Lahaina Town. mauifridays.com.

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THE BEACH BOYS – Channel Good Vibrations this Friday with America’s original boy band, The Beach Boys, at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center. The Beach Boys have become synonymous with summer anthems across the country and, ultimately, across generations. Between the unforgettable melodies of “Surfin’ USA” and “I Get Around” to “Wouldn’t it Be Nice” and “Help, Me Rhonda,” the California natives have won induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award.

Shimmy on down to the MACC for what’s looking to be a Dance Dance Dance party with these American musical royals. $45- $125. 6pm Gate/ 7pm Show. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, A & B Amphitheater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo: Louise Palanker/Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, JAN. 11 QUATUOR EBENE – Bursting onto the scene in 2004 as the first place winners in the ARD International Music Competition (pretty much the biggest international classical music competition there is), France’s Quatuor Ebène graces the McCoy Studio this Friday. Composed of four string players, the quartet has pushed genre boundaries by finding a niche sound that blends classical, contemporary, Jazz and crossover. Off of an equally successful U.S. tour, the French foursome is traveling to the Pacific for what promises to be an electrifying performance. $40. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy Quatuor Ebene Facebook page

WILLIE K’S BARBECUE BLUES FEST – The second annual Uncle Willie K’s Baraturday. Special beque Blues Fest returns to the Maui Tropical Plantation this Saturday. ay, the Bobby guests will include Billy F Gibbons, Kings of Spade, Tom Conway, pread while bobIngram Band, Mike Carroll’s Band and more. Enjoy a barbeque spread bing your head to the great blues lineup. Kathy “Tita” Collins will be the mistress of arden or simply ceremony while Willie K jams with his friends. Enjoy a brew in the beer garden or beverset up your beach chair for an evening of great music. No outside food ages. $35 for 16 years and older/ $10 for 10-15 years old/Free for under 10 years old. 3pm doors open/ 4pm show starts. Maui Tropical Plantation, Field of Dreams (1670 Honoapi’ilani Highway, Wailuku), williekbluesfest.eventbrite.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

SATURDAY, JAN. 11 CONGOLESE DANCE CLASS – Connect with the Congo through Makaya “Kayos” and her Congolese Dance Class. This Saturday, Makaya will break down the art of Congolese dance and music. Formally trained, the dance and drum teacher fuses high energy moves with live drumming to create an authentic Congo experience. Comfortable clothes and water recommended. $15. 11am. Maui Yoga Shala (381 Baldwin Ave., Unit A, Paia); 808-2697362, maui-yoga.com. Photo: AnnArbor.com

SATURDAY, JAN. 11 SEO WORKSHOPS – We’re living in a time where companies are often competing for consumer attention. It’s difficult to cut through the noise and stand out. To help you out, the Maui Economic Development Board and High Tech Maui are presenting bestselling author Kevin Bates. He’ll share a two-part search engine optimization (SEO) when using Internet search engines. The first workshop (9am10am) will help you learn a step-by-step strategy and offer tips on driving traffic to your website. The second workshop (10:30-12:30) will lay out personal examples.

Laptops are welcome but not mandatory. Seating is limited, registration required. $25 First Workshop/ $35 Second Workshop. Malcolm Center (1305 Holopono St., Kihei), hightechmaui.com. Photo: Icington Group/Wikimedia Commons

THE MARSHALL TUCKER BAND – After four decades and seven gold albums, The Marshall Tucker Band will stop by the Castle Theater for the Maui leg of its world tour. The South Carolina natives continue to rock out stages across the country. Lead by founding member Doug Gray, they’ve won over fans with hits like “Desert Skies” and “Can’t You See.” Changing with the times, the country rock band has nonetheless remained true to their southern roots. The Kanekoa Trio, featuring Vince Esquire, will open the show. $45-$55. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo by Joel Kinison - Seanettles Photography/Flickr.com

SUNDAY, JAN. 12 LAHAINA ARTS & CRAFT FAIR – Your holiday checklist may be complete, but get an early start on next year at Lahaina Arts and Craft Fair this Sunday at the Lahaina Civic Center. Get to know the crafters and merchants as you shop their inventories. 75-plus vendors with handmade items will be there. Paradise Grill Lahaina will have food available for purchase. Products will range from made-onMaui products to imported items. $1. 9am-4pm. Lahaina Civic Center (1840 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Lahaina), bpyoung@hawaii.rr.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

SUNDAY, JAN. 12 CIGARETTE BUTT BEACH CLEANUP – All hands are on deck for the islands biggest beach cleanups. The grassroots effort between high schools on Maui and Molokai, Maui District Student Council Organization (MDSCO), Coalition for a Tobacco Free Hawaii, Sustainable Coastlines, Malama Maui Nui and Surfrider will be the first of its kind. Volunteers will spread across Ho’okipa Beach Park, Baldwin Beach (to Paia Bay), Olowalu, Kihei and Molokai (Kaunakakai) with the goal of documenting the number of cigarette butts collected. The event will aim to raise awareness while also helping the aina. Following the cleanup, volunteers will gather at 1pm at the County Administration Building in Wailuku for data gathering. 10am-12pm. maui.surfrider.org. Photo: Coco Champion/Wikimedia Commons

TUESDAY, JAN. 14 COMPUTERS FOR BEGINNERS – This Tuesday, the public is invited to a 90-minute course at the Kihei Public Library on basic computer skills directed by Al Bayless, an instructor at the Kaunoa Senior Center in Paia. Learn how to use a touchpad and mouse, navigate the desktop, connect to the Internet, create an email account and create a Word document. The class will be using a PC running Windows 7. Pre-registration is required; seating is limited.

Your HSPLS card is required to connect to the Internet and you can bring your laptop. For special accommodations, contact the library prior to the class. Free. 6pm. Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833. Photo: US Navy/Wikimedia Commons

WARREN MILLER’S ‘TICKET TO RIDE’ – Claim your Ticket to Ride in another exhilarating instillation of Warren Miller this Sunday at the MACC’s Starry Night Cinema. Ticket to Ride takes viewers across the globe to the most sought after ski and snowboard destinations. Following world-class athletes like Sean Pettit, Ted Ligety and Jess McMillian, the film packs a punch. Enjoy Montana’s big sky, Alaskan tordrillos, Iceland’s peninsula and the fjords of Greenland under the warm Maui moon. Come early (5pm) for live music and movie-related activities.

Food and snacks will be available for purchase. Free. 5pm gates open/ 6:30pm movie begins. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, A&B Amphitheater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy Warren Miller’s Facebook page

WEDNESDAY, JAN. 15 WHALE PHOTO SAFARI – All aboard for Pacific Whale Foundation’s Whale Photo Safari. All photography skills are welcome on this three-hour tour that will give you a chance to practice snapping photos of our wild sea life. You depart on the catamaran Ocean Explorer, just in time for sunset. Staff will also drop an underwater hydrophone into the water so you can listen to whale songs along the way. Enjoy hot and cold appetizers, soda and filtered water. Bring your own camera. 3:30pm-6:30pm. Ma’alaea Harbor Shops, PWF Shop (300 Ma’alaea Rd.), pacificwhale.org. Photo courtesy PWF

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

Computer Dating ‘Her’ is fun but too ambiguous Her ★★★★★ Rated R / 126 Min.

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omputer dating seemed like the height of oddball behavior to me. At least, it did at first. The thought of finding a connective bond with someone you don’t know and having a shared willingness to meet that person in real life, sounded bizarre.

So did the promise of the computer dating site’s supposed science of creating an algorithm or matching system that they claim will lead you to your perfect soul mate.

When I first began to hear that “computer dating” was becoming a socially acceptable practice, I wondered if our dependence in technology had finally gone too far. For the record, I felt the same way about everything Steve Jobs has ever unleashed into our tech-obsessed zeitgeist.

Anyway, I now know couples who met on internet dating sites, have had long lasting relationships that began in cyberspace, and even know those whose marriage began with a computer-generated courtship.

According to writer/director Spike Jonze,

the next step will likely be having a relationship with your computer–actually falling in love with software that is tailor made for you.

Taking place in the near future, Her shows us a lonely writer, Theodore (played by Joaquin Phoenix), setting up such a program. All he has to do is speak into his computer, explain how he feels about his mother, and, seconds later, the program has a lock on his personality-type and needs. Suddenly, “Samantha,” voiced by Scarlett Johansson, springs to life.

She, or “she,” begins her tasks by organizing his email and keeping him upto-date on work. Not long after that, she keeps him up late into the night, speaking in a teasing, playful manner about life, their desires and what’s lacking in their lives. In very little time, he is love struck and begins dating “Samantha.”

Here’s a funny, sweet and refreshingly strange twist in a romantic comedy that turns conventions of the genre upside down. Scenes that are familiar in movie love stories, like a group date or the introduction of an intimidating, intellectually superior other man, are given clever spins that defy expectations.

In a season full of big, grandstanding, gimme-my-Oscar performances, it’s nice

Also had one-night stand with the toaster

to see a film with relatable, down-to-earth, believably low-key acting. The cast plays the material completely straight-faced, making us believe Jonze’s most far-out concepts. Johansson’s adorable, laid-back line delivery is so bewitching that we understand without question why someone, or anyone, would fall so hard for “Samantha.”

Amy Adams is lovely and totally convincing, portraying a tender, similarly lonely coworker of Theodore. Olivia Wilde has a brief but wily bit as Theodore’s stunningly transparent date. Theodore is presumably Jonze’s stand-in and Phoenix portrays him with conviction and vulnerability. Whether it’s Phoenix’s fearlessly emotional performance or the way Theodore was written, this pleasant but awkward nerd is interesting but hard to embrace. Similarly, so is the movie.

Most valuable as an intellectual exercise,

the film expands conversations on the validity of computer-created feelings and thought that began in movies like Metropolis, Blade Runner and A.I. Artificial Intelligence. Her is better at creating post-screening discussions on our feelings regarding true love than shaping an actual love story.

The ending could have used a little more closure, leaving us with more ideas instead of whimsical ambiguity.

Visually, this is a rich work, with color pallets establishing the social contrasts in Theodore’s life. Following Being John Malkovich, Adaptation and, my favorite, Where the Wild Things Are, Jonze is still a wizard at blending brain teasing concepts with delicious eye candy.

While the film tickles the brain far more than the heart, it’s fun to see how far Jonze takes his weird but scarily plausible premise. ■

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Film

by Alex Mitchell

Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Anchorman 2-PG13-THU 10:05 11:05 12:45 1:45 3:25 4:25 6:05 7:05 9:00 10:00. FRI-WED 11:05 1:45 4:25 7:05 10:00.

Blue Jasmine-PG13-THU 10:00.

Cry-Baby-PG13-WED 12:00.

Evangelion 3.0-UR-SAT 2:00. TUE 7:00.

Girl, Boy, Bakla, Tomboy-UR-FRI-WED 11:00 1:40 4:20 7:00 9:40.

Grudge Match-PG13-THU 12:15 2:45 5:15 7:45 10:15 . FRI 11:00 1:40 4:20 7:05 9:40. SAT 4:20 7:05 9:40. SUN 1:40 4:20 7:05 9:40. MON 11:00 1:40 4:20 7:05 9:40. TUE 1:40 4:20 9:40. WED 11:00 1:40 4:20 7:05 9:40.

Inside Llewyn Davis-R-FRI-WED 12:00 2:25 4:50 7:15 9:40.

Saving Mr. Banks-PG13-THU 10:00 11:00 12:45 1:45 3:30 4:30 7:15 10:00. FRI-WED 10:45 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:45.

The Advernturer-PG-SAT-SUN 10:00. TUE 11:00.

The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty-PG-THU 11:25 2:00 4:35 6:10 7:10 8:45 9:45. FRI-WED 11:25 2:00 4:35 7:10 9:45.

Hunger Games: Catching Fire-PG13-THU 12:00 3:10 6:30 9:40. FRI-WED 12:10 3:20 6:40 10:00.

Justin Beiber’s Believe-PG-THU 12:20 2:40 5:00.

Lone Survivor-R-THU 8:00 10:50. FRI-SAT 10:30 1:20 4:10 7:00 10:40. SUN-WED 1:20 4:10 7:00 10:40.

Nebraska-R-FRI-WED 11:10 1:50 4:30 7:20 10:30.

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones-R-THU 11:10 2:50 5:00 7:10 9:20. FR-WED 12:40 2:50 5:00 7:40 10:20.

The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug-PG13-THU 2D 11:20 6:50 10:20, 3D 3:00. FRI-SUN 2D 10:50 6:30 9:50, 3D 2:40. MON-WED 2D 11:00 6:30 9:50, 3D 2:40.

The Legend Of Hercules-PG13-THU 3D 10:40 . FRIWED 2D 12:00 4:50 10:30, 3D 2:30 7:30.

The Wolf Of Wall Street-R-THU 11:30 2:40 3:20 6:30 7:10 10:30. FRI-MON 10:50 2:40 6:30 9:50.

TUE-WED 11:00 2:40 6:30 9:50.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom-PG13-THU 12:50 4:10 7:20.

47 Ronin-PG13-THU 2D 4:00, 3D 1:00 7:00 10:50.

FRI-WED 2D 3:50, 3D 12:50 6:50 10:00.

American Hustle-R-THU 12:20 3:30 6:40 10:30.

FRI-WED 12:20 3:30 6:40 10:10.

Frozen-PG-THU 11:00 1:20 4:00 6:40 9:20. FRISUN 10:40 1:20 4:00 6:50 10:40. MON-WED 1:20 4:00 6:50 10:40.

Her-PG13-FRI-SUN 10:40 1:30 4:20 7:10 10:20.

MON-WED 1:30 4:20 7:10 10:20.

Tyler Perry’s A Madea Christmas-PG13-THU 1:50 4:20 6:50 9:30. FRI-WED 7:20 10:10.

Walking With Dinosaurs-PG-THU 12:OO 2:20 4:40 7:30 9:50. FRI-WED 12:00 2:20 4:40.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Anchorman 2-PG13-FRI-SUN (1:45) 4:30 7:15 10:00. MON (1:45 4:30) 7:15. TUE 1:45 4:30 7:15 10:00. WED (1:45 4:30) 7:15.

Lone Survivor-R-FRI-SUN (2:00) 4:45 7:30 10:15.

MON (2:00 4:45) 7:30. TUE 2:00 4:45 7:30 10:15.

WED (2:00 4:45) 7:30.

The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty-PG-FRI-SUN (1:30) 4:15 7:00 9:45. MON (1:30 4:15) 7:00. TUE 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:45. WED (1:30 4:15) 7:00.

Lone Survivor opens this week

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her childhood while meeting with Walt Disney (Tom Hanks). 125 min.

row and cunning survivor skills once again in the futuristic world of Panem. 146 min.

CRY-BABY - PG13 - Comedy - John Waters flick from 1990 in which a young Johnny Depp plays a good-hearted bad boy in 1950s Baltimore. 85 min.

THE ADVENTURER - PG - Fantasy - A young man searches for his missing family and finds a dark evil. 98 min.

THE HOBBIT: DESOLATION OF SMAUG - PG13 - Fantasy - Peter Jackson is back with more Hobbits, orcs, dragons and who knows what else. 161 min.

EVANGELION 3.0 - Unrated - Animation - This is the third in a four-story anime arc about guys how defend humanity from invaders from...look, if you didn’t see Evangelions 1.0 and 2.0, you may just want to skip this one. 96 min.

THE LEGEND OF HERCULES - PG13 - Action Yet another retelling of the ancient story about the mythical Greek hero. 99 min.

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GIRL, BOY, BAKLA, TOMBOY - Unrated - Comedy This Filipino film has Vice Ganda playing four roles with four distinct sexual personas. Running time not available.

47 RONIN - PG13 - Action - This is what happens when Keanu Reeves does a samurai picture. 119 min.

HER - PG13 - Romance - Spike Jonze directs this whimsical look at a lonely man (Joaquin Phoenix) who falls in love with his computer’s operating system (voiced by Scarlett Johannson). See this week’s movie review. 126 min.

AMERICAN HUSTLE - R - Drama - A con man (Christian Bale) and his pretty partner in crime (Amy Adams) end up working with a crazy FBI agent (Bradley Cooper). 138 min.

INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS - R - Drama - A young singer travels through the Greenwich Village folk scene in 1961. 104 min.

ANCHORMAN 2 - PG13 - Comedy - Anchorman Ron Burgandy (Will Ferrell) takes his team to New York. 119 min.

LONE SURVIVOR - R - Action - Four Navy SEALs end up in a very bad situation in Afghanistan in 2005. Stars Mark Wahlberg. 121 min.

FROZEN - PG - Animation - Kristen Bell plays some girl who makes her way through some icy kingdom to find her sister. Oh, and there’s a snowman in there somewhere. 108 min.

NEBRASKA - R - Drama - An old man and his estranged son travel from Montana to Nebraska to claim a sweepstakes prize. Directed by Alexander Payne. 115 min.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: THE MARKED ONES - R - Horror - Some guy name Jesse starts investigating weird neighborhood transpirings, which leads to some demon coming after him. 84 min.

SAVING MR. BANKS - PG13 - Drama - Mary Poppins author P. L. Travers (Emma Thompson) recalls

GRUDGE MATCH - PG13 - Comedy - Two old boxers (Robert De Niro, Sylvester Stallone) fight a rematch 30 years after they last met in the ring. While the story seems dynamite on paper, we must remember that De Niro Does Not Do Comedy Well. 113 min.

HUNGER GAMES-CATCHING FIRE - PG13 - Drama - Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) barely gets to savor her victory in the last Hunger Games before she has to bust out the bow and ar-

THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY - PG Comedy - Ben Stiller stars in this adaptation of the classic James Thurber short story. 114 min.

THE WOLF OF WALL STREET - R - Comedy - Martin Scorsese tells the story of Wall Street crook Jordan Belfort in all his sleazy, crooked glory. 180 min.

TYLER PERRY’S A MADEA CHRISTMAS PG13 - Comedy - Tyler Perry does the Madea thing for Christmas. 105 min.

WALKING WITH DINOSAURS - PG - Animation - Pretty much what the title implies, though it’s told through the eyes of an underdog dinosaur. 87 min.

LAST CHANCE MANDELA: LONG WALK TO FREEDOM - PG13 - Drama - The story of the late South African revolutionary president Nelson Mandela. Starring Idris Elba and Naomie Harris. 139 min.

BLUE JASMINE - PG13 - Drama - Cate Blanchett and Alec Baldwin star in this look at a narcissistic socialite who must deal with an unexpected crisis.

Directed by Woody Allen. 98 min.

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JUSTIN BIEBER’S BELIEVE - PG - Documentary - A completely authorized backstage look at some guy named Justin Bieber. 92 min.

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Calendar

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS LAHAINA TOWN PARTY - Fri, Jan 10. Lahaina once again celebrates the Second Friday Town Party. The festivities kick off with Maui Jam, featuring live music, performances and more. During the party, check out the art, merchant specials and tons of foodie deals on Front Street. Free. 6-9pm Lahaina Town (Front Street, Lahaina) THE BEACH BOYS - Fri, Jan 10. See This Week’s Picks. 7pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org QUATUOR EBENE - Fri, Jan 10. See This Week’s Picks. 7:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org THE MARSHALL TUCKER BAND - Sat, Jan 11. See This Week’s Picks. 7pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

STAGE ‘THE 25TH ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE:’ KAMA‘AINA NIGHT - ThuSun. Six adolescents, overseen by grown-ups who barely managed to escape childhood themselves, learn that winning isn’t everything and that losing doesn’t necessarily make you a loser even when they’re vying for the spelling championship of a lifetime. The show’s Tony Award winning creative team has created the unlikeliest of hit musicals about the unlikeliest of heroes: a quirky yet charming cast of outsiders for whom a spelling bee is the one place where they can stand out and fit in at the same time. Audience members are recruited to try their hand at spelling against the “experts.” $25 Regular Admission / $22.50 Kama‘aina Night (HI residents).

7:30pm ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; proartspacific.com ‘BENISE’ - Daily (except Thu & Fri). Benise, a new musical event, comes to the Maui Theater.

Benise, an Emmy winning musician, will wow audiences with Spanish guitar music, exotic drumming and Spanish Flamenco, Cuban Salsa, Argentinian Tango, Arabic and Waltz dancing. $14.99-79.99. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults.

Kama’aina, dinner and VIP packages available.

6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com ‘YOU GOT IT!’ - Every Sun, Wed, Fri & Sat. Join the Maui Theatre for the new onstage musical event, You Got It! Starring award winning artist John Stephan, You Got It! pays tribute to the life of musician Roy Orbison, famous for his many top charting hits, including the song “Pretty Woman.” $39-$125/ka‘amaina prices available. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com

FOODIE SCANDINAVIAN TABLE D’HOTE DINNER MENU - Fri, Jan 10 & Sat, Jan 11. Benefitting Mediation Services of Maui. Starter: Baby Beetroot and Goat Cheese on Grilled Toast or Swedish Meatballs. Soup: Carrot & Yellow Split Pea. Entrée: Rye Crusted Salmon with Dill Crème Fraîche Sauce or Roasted Ham with

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Mustard Sauce Apples, Onion, Peppercorn & Cumin or Cheese Pie with Onion Marmalade.

All entrées served with Steamed Vegetables wrapped in Cabbage & Hassleback Potatoes.

Dessert: Almond Cake with Lingonberry-Orange Sauce, Coffee available upon request. Reservations highly requested. BYOB (Beer and wine only, please). $38 per person + HI tax. 5:30pm Vineyard Food Company, (1951 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-243-3663; chefg@maui.net JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Jan 11. Join sushi chef Jay Ledee in Japengo’s chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $35 per person (includes sushi and non-alcoholic beverages). Maximum 20 people per class. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4796; maui.hyatt.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Jan 12. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first come, first served and does sell out. Kama’aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com

TICKETS ON SALE INTERGALACTIC NEMESIS BOOK TWO: ROBOT PLANET RISING - Thu, Jan 16. For the kid in everyone! A live-action graphic novel that’s a mash up of a radio play and comic book. The artwork is projected panel-by-panel on a huge screen while three actors voice all the characters, one Foley Artist creates hundreds of sound effects, and a keyboardist performs the score. The story: A prize-winning reporter and her intrepid research assistant team up with a mysterious librarian to travel across Europe and North Africa, to the Robot Planet and on to Imperial Zygon to face an invading force of sludge-monsters from outer space known as the Zyonians. $28. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org HALAU O KEKHUI: HIIAKAIKANO’EAU - Sat, Jan 18. Hiiakaikano‘eau delves into the creative center of the Hawaii sense of practical beauty by recreating occupational images and messages from mele. The hula performance reincarnates the wisdom of our kupuna. $12, $32, $40. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org JO KOY - Fri, Feb 7. From filling clubs across the nation to being seen weekly as a regular guest on Chelsea Lately, Jo Koy has come a long way from his modest start performing at a Las Vegas coffee house. His infectiously explosive energy on stage, insightful jokes and family inspired humor cross all boundaries and led Daily Variety to name him one of the “10 Comics to Watch.” $25, $35, $45.

7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, JAN 9 BREADFRUIT - FROM TREE TO TABLE WORKSHOP - Learn all about the wonderful world of breadfruit, and how it might bring sustainable food back to Hawaii. 8:30am-12pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-756-9437; breadfruit.info; hooulu@hawaiihomegrown.net VEGAN POTLUCK DINNER - See This

Week’s Picks. Free. 6pm Cameron Center, (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-244-5546; vsh.org; steve@DrSteveBlake.com

Thing, (7 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-249-0215

COLOR + FORM - Thu-Wed. Artwork by Jazz Glickenhaus, Diana Lehr, Karuna Santoro, and Ian Tremewen. Free. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com

MAUI CIGARETTE BUTT BEACH CLEANUP Sun, Jan 12. See This Week’s Picks.10am-12pm Ho‘okipa Beach Park, (Hana Hwy, Paia)

SURF’S UP: A MIXED ART EXHIBIT TO KICK OFF MAUI’S WAVE SEASON - Thu-Wed. Kicking off the wave season on Maui’s North Shore, Art Project Paia Gallery presents Surf’s Up!, a new mixed art exhibition featuring a very eclectic group of artists who share a fascination with surf.

Featuring a wide variety of art forms, the group show includes: neon art, surfboard art,wave/surfer collages, color photography showing the abstraction of surfing and some classic photos of some of Maui’s most famous surfers. Artists presenting work are: Erik Aeder, Shawna Ankenbrandt, David Burdeny, Mike di Nicola, Micky Eskimo, Jay Kelly, Kim McDonald, Gay Summer Rick and Lisa Schulte. Surf’s Up! 11am-5pm Art Project Paia Gallery, (77 Hana Hwy, Paia); 808-214-6949; aetprojectpaia.com; mauisam.cindee@gmail.com LEFTOVER SALMON- LIVE ON MAUI - Leftover Salmon emerged on the scene in Boulder, CO in 1989 as one of the first bluegrass bands to add drums and tour rock & roll bars, helping Salmon become a pillar of the jam band scene and unwitting architects of the jam grass genre. “This is one fish that has only gotten better with age. Fiery solos and elements of country, bluegrass, jazz and jam rock combine into a heady mix of feel-good tunes–and some that carry a hefty message, as well,” said CMT. Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com

FRIDAY, JAN 10 LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 5-8pm Lahaina Town, mauifridays.com

SATURDAY, JAN 11 CONGOLESE DANCE CLASS WITH MASTER TEACHER MAKAYA “KAYOS” - See This Week’s Picks. $15. 11am Maui Yoga and Dance Shala, (381A Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-269-7362; maui-yoga.com UNCLE WILLIE K’S BARBEQUE & BLUES FEST - See This Week’s Picks. 4pm Maui Tropical Plantation, Field Of Dreams, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-244-7643; williekbluesfest.eventbrite.com SEO WORKSHOP - See This Week’s Picks. $25. 9-10am MEDB Malcolm Center, (1305 Holopono St. Suite 1, Kihei) CHRISTMAS TREE RECYCLING - Since the trees will be processed into compost, all decorations should be removed, including tinsel and other materials. Trees cannot be taken to community centers, recycling centers or dumped in parking lots. The public is asked for their cooperation. 6am-3pm EKO Compost, (Pulehu Road, Pu‘unene); 808-270-6153 PLAY ALONG WITH UKULELE MELE - Ukulele players of all abilities are invited to bring your ukulele to workshops led by “master of multiple genres and strumming styles” Mele Fong at Bailey House Museum in Wailuku. Mele is a professional singer and entertainer, who also teaches private and small group lessons at the Museum. $10.

10am-12pm Bailey House Museum, (2375-A Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; UkuleleMeleOnMaui.com; info@mauimuseum.org SECOND SATURDAY ART - Get crafty with your keiki at this swanky art event held every 2nd Saturday of the month. Free. 10am-12pm Maui

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LAHAINA GIFT & CRAFT FAIR - See This Week’s Picks. 9am-4pm Lahaina Civic Center, (1840 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6614685; bpyoung@hawaii.rr.com STARRY NIGHT CINEMA: WARREN MILLER’S TICKET TO RIDE - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 6:30pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com CIRQUE DU SUNDAY - Emerald City aerial artist wow audiences with flying trapeze, acrobatics and urban gymnastics. Take your turn on the trapeze for $10 and find out if the circus life is for you.

Free. $10 to swing on trapeze. 2-5:30pm Emerald City Trapeze Maui, (111 Ulupono St., Lahaina); 808-268-9597; emeraldcitytrapeze.com/maui GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; mauipride.org

MONDAY, JAN 13 COLOR + FORM - THU-WED. Artwork by Jazz Glickenhaus, Diana Lehr, Karuna Santoro, and Ian Tremewen. Free. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com SURF’S UP: A MIXED ART EXHIBIT TO KICK OFF MAUI’S WAVE SEASON - THU-WED. Kicking off the wave season on Maui’s North Shore, Art Project Paia Gallery presents Surf’s Up!, a new mixed art exhibition featuring a very eclectic group of artists who share a fascination with surf. Featuring a wide variety of art forms, the group show includes: neon art, surfboard art,wave/surfer collages, color photography showing the abstraction of surfing and some classic photos of some of Maui’s most famous surfers. Artists presenting work are: Erik Aeder, Shawna Ankenbrandt, David Burdeny, Mike di Nicola, Micky Eskimo, Jay Kelly, Kim McDonald, Gay Summer Rick and Lisa Schulte. Surf’s Up! 11am-5pm Art Project Paia Gallery, (77 Hana Hwy, Paia); 808-214-6949; aetprojectpaia.com; mauisam.cindee@gmail.com

TUESDAY, JAN 14 FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Dr. James Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. First come, first served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui COMPUTERS FOR BEGINNERS - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 6pm Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; librarieshawaii.org ITALIAN AMERICAN CLUB OF MAUI POTLUCK - Here’s your chance to eat Italian, speak Italian, and have fun conversation in la bella lingua Italiana. The potluck dinner theme will be Italian food. Please bring a dish that serves five or more. They will also discuss the Italian film The Great Beauty. 6pm Kaunoa Senior Center, (401

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Jamie Gallo, 7:30pm DigiLuxe w/DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

DJ LaRAGE 10pm; no cover

DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

Volcanic w/ DJ PlaywFire 9pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

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Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED-closed

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MON - Football & John Craigie 9pm/ TUE-Pool League/ WED- John Grover, 8pm

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MON -House Mix. TUE-John Craigie, 10pm

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1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

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MON- Evan Schulman 5:30-8:30pm no cover, TUE-AVDJ 5:30-8:30, no cover WED-Kenny Roberts, 5:30-8:30pm, no cover

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duce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949

Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Wainee, Lahaina); feedmysheepmaui.com

NON-PROFIT EVENT NIGHT FOR PAIA YOUTH BOXING CLUB - Bring your family and friends out to Flatbread in Paia this Tuesday night to help raise funds for the Paia Youth Boxing Club. A percentage of all pizza sales go directly to the nonprofit. 5-10pm Flatbread Company, (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989; flatbreadcompany.com

FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies.

Produce Boxes available. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-280-9019; onelovemarket.com

HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Thu, Jan 9. 11am-3pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.)

WEDNESDAY, JAN 15 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. Free.

7am South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; southmauibicycles.com WHALE PHOTOGRAPHY WORKSHOP - See This Week’s Picks. 3:30-6:30pm Ma‘alaea Harbor, (101 Ma‘alaea Boat Harbor Rd.); 808-249-8811; pacificwhale.org GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; slackkeyshow.com PARADISE WEDNESDAYS - Reggae, dancehall, and irie vibes with DJ Irie Dole of JahWarrior Shelter HIFI/Q103. 21 and over only. Free. 10pm1am Paradise Grill - Mellos Bar, (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700

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MON - DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm;

ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat).

A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy) KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon).

Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm Kula Country Farms, (Kula Hwy at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-669-7004 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Wed, Jan 15. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui-grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570 OPEN MARKET - Wed, Jan 15. Hale Ku‘ai features fresh fruit and vegetables and is open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm. Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday. Free.

11am-2pm Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156; lanakilahalekuai@gmail.com FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Thu, Jan 9. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm Republic

FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; maui.hawaii.edu FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Thu, Jan 9. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 2-4pm Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); feedmysheepmaui.com ARTISAN FAIR - Fri, Jan 10. Come to shop, stay to dine. Local made on Maui Artists showcasing and selling artwork, photography, jewelry, accessories, clothing, massage and wellness and much more! Cash bar and free valet. Free entry. 5-10pm Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-2288; longhis.com MAUI SWAP MEET - Sat, Jan 11. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all.

50 cents admission. 7am-1pm Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808244-3100; mauiexposition.com UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Sat, Jan 11. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; upcountryfarmersmarket.org; upcountryfarmersmarket@gmail.com

MON- Mike & Farzad, TUE-Cole Sulenta, WED-Fulton Tashombe

LIPOA STREET FARMER’S MARKET - Sat, Jan 11. Fresh produce from Maui’s farms, and handmade products, too. Great fruits and veggies. 8am-12pm South Maui Center, (95 Lipoa Street, Kihei) LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR - Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous banyan tree, over 50 select Maui artists show and sell their work. Find unique treasures including jewelry, art, handsewn items, candles and time travel at the Historic Old Lahaina Courthouse. Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-9175; visitlahaina.com FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI - Sat, Jan 11. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Ave. and Pu‘unene Ave., Kahului); feedmysheepmaui.com

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Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

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Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

Gretchen 10pm

MON- Trivia 7-9, TUE- Open Mic 10-1, WED- Emily 10-1

Pool Tournament 7pm

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mon, Jan 13. 3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.)

NFL SPORTS NFL FOOTBALL - Sun, Jan 12. Bloody Mary Bar and breakfast with your football. $10. 7am Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com NFL GAMES - Sun, Jan 12. 7am Kahului Ale House, (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808877-9001; alehouse.net NFL BREAKFAST - Sun, Jan 12. 8am Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299

KARAOKE FREE KARAOKE - Every Sun & Wed. L’ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888 KARAOKE - Wed, Jan 15. No cover. 10pm-1am Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808 KARAOKE WITH “AUNTIE” TODDY LILIKOI IN THE LOUNGE AREA - Every Fri & Sat. Oku’s sushi is available until 11:30pm. 9:30pm Kobe Japanese Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; kobemaui.com

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KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Every Sun & Mon. Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. No cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm; Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina ); 808-661-4855.

COOL CAT CAFE - Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:3010pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Every Wed & Sat, Danyell 3-5pm; Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm; Wed, Kaniela Q & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Kealii Lum 3-5pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, The House Shakers 6:30pm; Fri, Alapa Drive: Full Rock Band 6:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Rick G 6:30-9:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Sat, Evan Shulman 6-9pm; Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela &

Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY Wed, Pam Peterson 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, MandoKane 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukauta 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm; Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai ); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm; Tue, Open Mic. (843 Wainee St., Lahaina); 808667-6655.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA‘ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200.

Rock Thursday 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

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Sign Language CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Most people have them, but Capricorns are especially prone to what I call soulmate dreams, in which you experience ecstatic union with another being, who’s often not even the gender you’re usually attracted to—occasionally not even human (a tree, river, mountain)! Naturally, these dreams aren’t predictive. If such exists, don’t expect to necessarily view your actual soulmate during your oneiric journeys. They’re not prophecy, they’re practice; This week, manifest as often as possible the kind of enlightened and all-encompassing love you feel in those dreams, please. The fallout will be richer and better than you ever imagined.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Real monsters are virtually extinct. Most things people fear these days, by way of monsters, are unlikely possibilities generated by overworked minds. Yawn. You know this. So why have you been cringing and dramatically limiting your behavior based on fiends that are as imaginary and ridiculous as the furry creature that lives under your bed and the ghoul who inhabits your closet? There are only about five actual bogeymen left in the world, and you’re not in immediate danger from any of them. Go back to your old habits of living fearlessly. If you have trouble remembering how, just remind yourself with this terror-squelching mantra: “I am the bogeyman.”

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Feast or famine, the cycle dictates. Sometimes things are as uncomplicated, predictable, exuberant, and bountiful as a parentally-supervised Easter egg hunt. Other times, you’re stuck wandering a vast expanse of featureless desert, hunting an elusive oasis, blistered by the sun. There’s no simple way to avert this pattern of alternating extremes.

However, I can share one tip that will help you stay on the fortunate side longer. You know how grateful, relieved, and ecstatic you are when you find one of those infrequent watering holes during the arid wasteland half of the cycle? The more you can evince that appreciative bliss for every cheap chocolate egg you discover on the bountiful side, the longer you’ll be blessed enough to stay there.

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Become what you love. It’s simple, once you believe it’s possible. Leos excel at self-fulfilling prophecies.

Many forces conspire to make us become what we despise. Hate is a powerful and perversely magnetic emotion. But that trap is avoidable. Take what and who you adore and admire off their pedestals. They are amazing—but so are you. You’re their equal—all you need to do is admit it to yourself, and trim some of the self-sabotage, like excess fat on a side of beef, from your life. It’s that simple: Replace longing with being, and become what you love.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Wiping the mental blackboard clean is a good start. It was covered in primitive chalk doodles dating from kindergarten, practically—very basic stuff you absorbed and outgrew ages ago. But don’t stop with updating the lessons you had scrawled there—trash the whole damn thing. You don’t just need new material to learn, you need new methods of learning—faster, more exciting, better ones. A scrubbed blackboard is so limited. Replace it with a huge plasma touchscreen with millions of colors. Forget the dated material you’d been working with, and prepare yourself to absorb the cutting-edge lessons you’re finally ready to learn.

According to my calculations, you’ll encounter more hair-raising adventures, close scrapes, and deliciously tight spots in the next few weeks than any two other signs, all in the course of your day-to-day routine. They should design a video game about you. Of course, only other Virgos would be able to beat it, and what Virgo has time to play XBOX? Still, try to remember that you’re at your best when you’re playing your life, not stressing about it. Treat it like a video game, with each obstacle simply the challenge of the next level, and you’ll not only get more done than you would if you were exasperated and struggling, you’ll have way more fun, too.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Elitist mentality, be gone! Add this to your New Year’s resolutions. Cut down on your snootiness. It’s no major fault; Rams are generally unpretentious and personable. But you are opinionated, and those few who still bear the brunt of your judgment suffer, big time. For your own sake, as well as those unfortunates, reduce the amount of contempt you feel by at least 20%. Stop looking down on whomever it is you look down on, whether it’s a group as a whole (inbred Appalachian hicks, Staten Islanders, or the French), or individuals (your boss, an anorexic friend, or your roommate the cat-lover). Be more egalitarian than ever—and don’t look down your nose at those who aren’t quite so evolved.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Her Majesty is coming to your town. It doesn’t even matter which country she’s a figurehead of. Nor does it matter whether you’re one of her thrilled fans, ready to line the streets with her other pennantwaving worshippers, or if you’re just going to roll your eyes with jaded bemusement and try to go about your day as usual. The whole town is going to be turned upside down by her arrival. Traffic will be snarled for miles, and her paparazzi will be everywhere you want to go. What to do, when you can’t ignore or prevent something? Pretend it’s a giant ocean wave, coming your way: duck beneath the crest, hold your breath, and ride it out.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Your luck is failing. This is not a good week for those mad adventures that require legendary escapes, like the sprint-and-slide-under-the-lowering-garage-door move. Also skip the ones that call for gambling your entire fortune on the bet with the longest odds. This week, the door will catch you, and you’ll lose your wad. It’ll just be humiliating. You’ll have to limp home with an empty wallet, dejected. However, there is one small stroke of good fortune to go along with the crappy black-cloud-of-doom-and-gloom: your ability to spot a sure thing just increased exponentially.

Too often, we look outside ourselves for what we feel is lacking in our lives. Sometimes, that works. Most of the time, our quests just screw us up. This week, don’t bother hunting what you think you’re missing.

It’s not out there, and you could end up squandering huge amounts of energy and resources searching for it. Don’t bother asking anyone else where to find it, either. They’ll just be clueless, annoyed, and helpless, because they won’t know this one fact: You are already what you seek, even if you haven’t realized it yet.

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Your body knows. It’s hard to really “get” some things, like snowboarding, swimming, or riding a bike, until they physically sink in. Vividly imagining a process is way less tricky than commanding your limbs to manifest it. Some intentions operate the same way.

Until they become automatic, it’s easy to lapse into less healthy or fruitful patterns. Fear not. The knowledge you’ve struggled to learn is burrowing ever deeper. Soon it will inhabit your bones, and flow through your veins, not just your head. Remember when Dad taught you to ride that bike? You fell down every time he let go of the seat, until one time, you didn’t—and you almost never fell again.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Arctic terrain is complicated to navigate; Snow is treacherous, and obscures landmarks. Since your inner world is buried under massive drifts, you need strategies to get around and avoid getting stuck. Constantly digging yourself out will exhaust you unduly, and numb you with emotional frostbite.

One way to keep from sinking into the powdery depths: lighten your load. Near-frozen travelers need their equipment to survive; the unjustifiably heavy emotions weighing you down are more easily shed. Explorers also tie themselves together to avoid losing each other in the glaring white. There’s at least a friend or three who’ll temporarily tether themselves to you. Take them up on the offer, so you can cross that tundra together, not alone.

To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.

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