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Contents VOLUME 17 ✚ ISSUE 25

THIS WEEK’S QUESTION:

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DR.UPPER ERIN ELSTER, D.C. CERVICAL CHIROPRACTOR Published research articles by Dr. Elster:

• MIGRAINE, CLUSTER & TENSION HEADACHES • DIZZINESS, VERTIGO, MENIERE’S, DISEMBARKMENT & LABYRINTHITIS • CHRONIC NECK, SPINAL PAIN& WHIPLASH • POST-CONCUSSION SYNDROME & HEAD TRAUMA

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Were Killed’ On the 70th anniversary of one of the worst air disasters in Maui history, we look back at life on the island during World War II.

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QUIZ understood 2. According to a Dec. 1 Maui News

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story on new Maui County Film Commissioner Tracy Bennett, what movie does Bennett say he lobbied to get shot on Maui long before he ever got the film commissioner’s job?

A. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides B. The Descendents C. Get a Job! D. Just Go With It E. Lilo & Stitch

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row is still contesting the permitting and construction of the new Rock & Brews restaurant in Paia, the owners recently sent out a press release announcing that they’d hold a twoday grand opening “celebration” Jan. 25-26 with two “KISS rock legends.”

Both are part-owners of the Rock & Brews chain. Gene Simmons is one of them. Who's the other one?

A. Ace Frehley B. Peter Criss C. Paul Stanley D. Vinnie Vincent E. Eric Carr

See answers, page 29

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to the Hawaii State Senate after then-State Senator Shan Tsutsui got himself appointed to be state Lieutenant Governor after Abercrombie appointed then-Lt. Gov. Brian Schatz to the U.S. Senate after Senator Daniel Inouye passed away). Woodson’s never run in a contested election (or any election) in his professional career, and given his recent vote against the legalization of same-sex marriage, is vulnerable to an attack from the left.

But Pontanilla would rather return to the County Council, which to be fair, is actually a more powerful position (it also provides work year-round, as opposed to the Legislature’s four months or so). And because that means really interesting Guzman-Pontanilla matchup, we salute his decision to run again.

MORE INCUMBENTS VULNERABLE? Wait, former Maui County Council Member Mike Molina–who’s also been filed away in Mayor Arakawa’s administration along with Pontanilla and former Council Member Danny Mateo–announced in the Nov. 30 Maui News that now he wants his

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So apparently life in the mayor’s office isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. According to the Nov. 27 Maui News, former Maui County Council Member Joe Pontanilla wants his old job back. “I know the district very well,” he told the paper. “I can help Maui, Molokai and Lanai.”

This is, for anyone who looks at arcane political statistics like “election results” and the way in which campaigns get run in this county, a pretty astonishing development.

And not just because Pontanilla hasn’t actually won a contested race since 2008.

For a decade, Pontanilla distinguished himself on the Maui County Council by never once doing anything even remotely distinguishing. But there he sat, reliably voting the way land developers like Alexander & Baldwin, Charlie Jencks and Stanford Carr (all campaign contributors) wanted him to vote. In fact, his seat was so safe that in 2010 no one at all stepped forward to challenge him.

Perhaps emboldened by the fact that 28,309 people in Maui County voted for him in that year (despite the fact that he was running unopposed), Pontanilla decided to take a shot at a state House seat in 2012. But being from Kahului, that meant the 9th District seat, which then was held by incumbent Gil Keith-Agaran, a popular Democrat who wasn’t prepared to go quietly.

It’s funny that Pontanilla forgot the most important rule of Maui County electoral politics: Incumbents rarely lose. Sure, Alan Arakawa lost his mayoral reelection bid back in 2006 to then-Council Member Charmaine Tavares, but for the most part, you’ve got to be a Sol Kaho‘ohalahala or a Wayne Nishiki–with a major scandal wrapped around your throat–before the voters turn on you.

Because Keith-Agaran and Pontanilla were both Democrats–and no Republican decided to contest the seat–the race was decided during the 2012 Primary election, when turnout was a lot lower than the General. Despite Pontanilla’s name-recognition (typically the most important factor in a race around here), voters chose to stay with Keith-Agaran, who won

easily–2,282 votes to Pontanilla’s meager 1,583.

But like nature, politics abhors a vacuum. Pontanilla’s stepping away from the County Council’s Kahului residency seat opened a spot for Don Guzman, a young attorney who mobilized huge numbers of voters and overwhelmed his opponent, perennial candidate Alan Fukuyama, 23,459 votes to 14,929. Now Guzman is the incumbent, with name recognition that arguably rivals that of Pontanilla, who’s basically spent the last two years in a political tomb.

What makes more sense is for Pontanilla to take another shot at the 9th District state House seat. There, the incumbent is the very young Justin Woodson (who was appointed to the seat by Governor Neil Abercrombie after Keith-Agaran got himself appointed

And he wants Don Guzman's job

Overheard “I didn’t realize the ATM would give us U.S. dollars.”

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old job back, too? That means taking on incumbent Mike White. And what’s this?

Mateo is leaning heavily in favor of trying to knock out incumbent Stacy Crivello and return to his old Council seat as well?

Whoa. But yeah–there could very easily be three actual, real contested County Council races this year. And when you add to it the fact that White is already insinuating that Molina is just a Trojan Horse for the Arakawa Administration (which have been at war lately over a host of issues, including the demolition of the old Wailuku Post Office and the possible purchase of West Maui coastal land–the latter of which comes up for discussion at the County Council again on Friday, Dec. 6).

Of course, every candidate and incumbent listed above is friendly to Maui County’s political establishment, so even “contested” races won’t involve too much trash-talking or mud-slinging. But we can always hope.

LC DROPS OBSCENITY HAMMER ON HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH Since the glory days of Prohibition, the Maui County Department of Liquor Control has done a bang-up job busting bars and restaurants around the county for serving drunk customers and not carding minors. But even today, most people around the county probably have no idea that the LC also polices bands and musical acts that appear onstage at liquor licensees.

To be fair, it doesn’t happen very often, but it’s going down today (Thursday, Dec. 5) at the LC’s headquarters in the David K. Trask , Jr. Building in Wailuku. There, at about 9am this morning, Howard Grunes–the owner of Haui’s Life’s A Beach in Kihei–was scheduled to plead no contest to one charge of violating the county’s Liquor Rules governing entertainment obscenity.

Here’s how the LC meeting agenda puts it: “On February 16, 2013 at approximately 12:50am, HAUI INC. dba HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH, a dispenser general licensee, did permit obscene language, songs, or entertainment, contrary to Section 08-101-23(c) of the Rules of the Liquor Commission, County of Maui.”

Grunes told me he wouldn’t comment for this story until after the hearing takes place.

But according to the MauiTime‘s issue that ran the week of Feb. 14 this year, a Portland Reggae band called Monk was scheduled to appear at Life’s A Beach on the night in question.

Oh, and if you find yourself wondering why the county department charged with enforcing rules governing the sale and dispensing of alcohol would in any way give a damn about song lyrics, don’t feel bad. Remember, this is the same agency that prohibits establishments from allowing people to dance outside specially designated dancing zones. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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‘CREATE E YOUR 808’ CELL PHONE CASE CONTEST ST Are you artistic? Do you look at designs of cell phone cases and say: “I could have drawn n that.” Well, now’s your chance. Maui’s 808 Shells and Mobi PCS are searching for island-inspired -inspired art that they can then use for a limitedli it d edition cell phone case.

The contest, dubbed “Create Your 808,” is accepting art created by hand using any medium or designed with computer software programs. All art must be in black against a white background–no color. Those entering the contest must be Hawaii residents and have to be 14 years or older.

All designs will be uploaded to Mobi’s Facebook and Instagram pages, where the public can vote. The single design with the most Facebook “likes” by noon on Tuesday, Dec. 31, 2013 will be the “Create Your 808” winner.

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Maui Culinary Academy and the Maui County Farm B Bureau were among ten benam eficiaries that received a total re of $228,5000 in donations from the Hafro waii Food & wa Wine Festival.

Wi The two Mauibased non-profit base organizations orga received the recei funds during a 22 presentaNov. 2 held at the tion h Halekulani HoHalek tel on Oahu. The Food & Wine Fest raised nearly has rais $700,000 for island $700 nonprofits since its n 2011 inception. addition to the $20,000 that went In additio Maui County Farm Bureau and to the M the $5,000 earmarked for Maui Culinary

Academy, the HFWF plans to donate $1,000 to The Ocean Institute in memory of Rick Hadley, an early supporter who shared the festival’s vision of food sustainability in Hawaii.

HFWF co-chairs and chefs Roy Yamaguchi, owner of Roy’s Restaurants, and Alan Wong, owner of Alan Wong’s Restaurants–along with Hawaii visitor industry representatives–presented the checks and thanked the festival’s partners and participants for collaborating and growing the sold-out event, which was the largest and most successful to date.

“We are honored and humbled to give residents and visitors alike a world-class epicurean event inspired by the diverse culinary and cultural traditions of the Hawaiian Islands,” said Yamaguchi. “Together with the visitor industry and local community, it’s exciting to help elevate Hawaii as a culinary destination while continuing to support our important beneficiaries.”

“The festival is a tremendous showcase of our culture, our people, our culinary students, and the food products from the Hawaiian Islands,” Wong added. “It’s inspiring to see people taste Hawaii now more than ever before, and to work for our future generations of farmers and chefs.”

The HFWF hosted 17 events at eight venues on Oahu and Maui. They featured more than 75 internationally acclaimed chefs, 50 farmers, 20 winemakers, 10 mixologists, a sake brewer, and a brewmaster from Hawaii, the mainland U.S., Japan, Korea, Taiwan, Philippines and Australia.

More than 250 culinary students benefited from the experts’ knowledge and skills–a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to work alongside some of the most respected names in the industry.

-Suzanne Kayian ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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So Governor Neil Abercrombie has decided to replace outgoing Board of Education member Wesley Lo with Grant Chun. In October, Maui Memorial Medical Center CEO Lo resigned from the board eight months before his term ended, citing work constraints. In choosing Chun, vice president of the Alexander & Baldwin, as Lo’s replacement, Abercrombie has gone with one of Maui’s most powerful individuals.

Here’s how the governor’s press release– sent out moments ago–describes Chun: “Grant Y.M. Chun, a resident of Wailuku, will represent Maui on the BOE. Chun is currently vice president of A&B Properties Inc. and the former managing director of the County of Maui. He is a practicing attorney and brings a strong background in administration and law to the position. Active in the community, Chun serves on the board of directors for A Keiki’s Dream, Alexander and Baldwin Foundation, Maui Chinese Cultural Society, Maui Economic Development Board, and Maui Economic Opportunity, as well as on the executive board of the Boy Scouts of American [sic] Maui County Council, on the Maui Regional Board of the Hawaii Health Systems Corporation, and on the Chancellor’s Advisory Council for UH Maui College. He is also a life member of the Maui Young Business Roundtable.

Chun earned a bachelor’s degree in political science and public relations from the University of Southern California. He also holds a law degree from the University of California–Hastings College of the Law.” Missing from that bio is any mention of the fact that A&B wields an astonishing amount of power in Hawaii. Data collected from the state Campaign Spending

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Second and third place prizes will also be awarded, based on the same voting system.

To enter the “Create Your 808” design contest, submit artwork to social@mobipcs. com. Submissions will be accepted until 11:59pm HST on Monday, Dec. 23, 2013.

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Commission shows that since late 2006 (as far back as the online data goes), A&B’s Hawaii Political Action Committee has donated campaign money to virtually every state and local elected official in the state. The PAC gave well over $10,000 statewide in just the first six months of this year, and Abercrombie himself accepted $6,000 from A&B’s HIPAC in 2011.

The press release listed three other appointments from Abercrombie, including Doreen Napua Gomes of Kula to the Hawaiian Homes Commission. sion.

The permit facilitator acilitator for Palekana na Permits in Honolulu, Gomes omes replaces Perry Artates s of Makawao, who was asked ed to resign from the commission on back in August after Abercrombie mbie discovered Artates and his is wife had pleaded guiltyy to federal wire fraud and false se loan application charges in June.

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News Of The Weird FAMILY OF MAN The notorious white separatist Craig Cobb is currently soliciting like-skinned people to move to his tiny town of Leith, N.D. (pop. 16), to create a deluxe Caucasian enclave, but at the urging of a black TV host submitted to a DNA test in November to “prove” his lineage–and turned up 14 percent black (“Sub-Saharan African”). He has vowed to try other DNA tests before confirming those results. Bobby Harper, previously Leith’s only black resident, was gleeful: “I knew there was one other black person in town.” (In midNovember, Cobb was charged, along with an associate, with seven counts of terrorism for walking menacingly through Leith wielding a long gun.)

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In October, Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro created a “Vice Ministry of Supreme Social Happiness” to coordinate the welfare programs begun by the late President Hugo Chavez. Critics charged, however, that there is much to be unhappy about, given the country’s annual rate of inflation (near 50 percent), and an Associated Press dispatch quoted one critic who said she would be happy enough if only stores were not constantly out of milk and toilet paper.

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The U.S. government has engaged in some legendarily wasteful projects, but leaders in China’s Yungai village (pop.

3,683), in Hunan province, have surely raised the bar for epic squander after borrowing the equivalent of $2.4 million and building an impressive seven-story government headquarters–but with 96 still-unlooked-out front windows because there is no activity beyond the first floor.

According to an October London Daily Telegraph report, the only occupants are the village government’s eight employees.

WHO SAYS YOU NEED EYESIGHT TO SHOOT A GUN? Though many people might agree with blind musician Stevie Wonder that it is “crazy” to let people like him carry guns, federal and state laws seem ambiguous, according to a lengthy analysis of Iowa’s supplied by the Des Moines Register in September. Some Iowa sheriffs believe that federal anti-discrimination law limits their discretion (though they can deny permits for lack of physical or mental ability to handle the gun). The National Federation of the Blind generally trusts its members never to use guns recklessly, a spokesman said, and blind Iowa activist Michael Barber emphasized his right. “[Y]ou take it out and point and shoot,” he said, “and I don’t necessarily think eyesight is necessary... For me, the inspiration is just to see if I run into any difficulties.”

GREAT ART! Leandro Granato, 27, said that he discovered, as a kid in Argentina, that liquids sucked up through his nose could then be squirted out of his eye–and an art career was born. News sites reported in October that Granato’s “eye paintings” of ink colors, splattered out as tears on canvas in various motifs (from up to one and a half pints of ink each), are offered for sale at a top-end price of the equivalent of $2,400 each. Huffington Post’s story also reminded readers that Chilean artist Carina Ubeda is another who uses her body functions as a medium–specifically, her menstrual blood, which she employed in the form of 90 used sanitary napkins arranged in a hoop featuring an apple, symbolizing ovulation.

Her June show ran in Quillota, Chile.

INFORMAL GEORGIA SOBRIETY TESTS Rachel Gossett blew a .216 alcohol reading in Loganville, Ga., in November, but that was probably a formality after an officer witnessed her attempt to put a cheeseburger from a Waffle Shop onto her foot as if it were a shoe. And Rashad Williams, 38, was charged with DUI in Atlanta in October after he crashed through the front of a Walgreens drugstore and then, according to a witness, calmly exited his vehicle (which was sticking halfway into the building) and resumed drinking next door at the Anchor Bar.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Derek Codd, 19, apparently left his cellphone, by accident, at the house in Lake Worth, Fla., that he had burglarized in November, and just as investigating officers were arriving and noticed it, the phone rang. “Who is this?” an officer asked. The caller answered innocently, “Derek Codd’s mother.” Derek was arrested a short time later. ■

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‘Twenty Marines

Were Killed’ On the 70th anniversary of one of the worst air disasters in Maui history, we look back at life on the island during World War II.

By Anthony Pignataro

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he date Dec. 7 is one of those historical touchstones that instantly spurs a rush of memories and emotions for most Americans. But the date also recalls a dark event in Maui history. This year, Dec. 7 marks the 70th anniversary of one of the worst air tragedies in the island’s history.

It happened in 1943, at the height of World War II. Two U.S. Navy Dauntless dive bombers collided somewhere over Haiku. Both pilots manage to bail out and survived, but each of their rear-seat gunners died in the collision. That would have been bad enough, except the planes were also carrying live ordnance.

“A bomb from one of the two planes in collision fell and detonated among a force of Marines participating in field maneuvers nearby,” stated the terse press release sent out by the Navy’s Commander-in-Chief of the Pacific (CINCPAC) five days later. “Twenty Marines were killed and twenty-nine were injured.”

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Many details of the crash are simply lost to history. For instance, even historians aren’t really sure where it happened.

“The exact time and place of this accident are unclear,” Robert C. Schmitt wrote in his article “Catastrophic Mortality in Hawaii,” which appeared in the 1969 edition of the Hawaii Journal of History. “One source gives the date as December 7, another as December 11, and both locate it near ‘Keilii Point,’ possibly a misspelling for Kealii Point, several miles east of Pauwela.”

It’s also possible the accident occurred on Dec. 6. Though Schmitt, the original CINCPAC press release and historian Cummins E. Speakman’s 1978 book

Mowee: A History of Maui The Magic Isle all peg the accident to the second anniversary of the Pearl Harbor attack, The Maui News at the time of the crash and a monument commemorating the dead and injured in Makawao say the incident took place one day earlier.

Looking back life on Maui at the time of the crash (using predominantly The Maui News, which was published back then by the powerful Cameron family and appeared only on Wednesdays and Saturdays), we can see that while the crash seems extraordinary to us today, it was, in fact, just one of many hardships and tragedies that were occurring all too frequently.

In December 1943, the war dominated all aspects of life in the U.S., but especially so on Maui, given both its remote location and relative proximity to the fighting in the Pacific. War news, both international and local, covered the front pages of nearly every newspaper in the U.S., and The Maui News was no different. The threat of invasion

from the Japanese was pretty much over after the battle of Midway in June 1942, but Hawaii retained a military governor and martial law until October 1944.

But in 1943, everyone in the islands was still using special U.S. currency that included an overprint of “HAWAII” on back to make it difficult for the Japanese, should they occupy Hawaii, to destabilize the U.S. economy. Martial law was still in effect, and would be until October 1944.

What’s more, everyone over age of six had to carry an ID. In 1946, according to DeSoto Brown’s 1989 book Hawaii Goes To War, the U.S. Supreme Court found these measures to be unconstitutional.

During the war, there were military forces everywhere on Maui. The Marines set up a camp in Haiku where 4th Marine Division Park is today. The Pu‘unene Raceway was once a Naval Air Station. Navy frogmen trained at a base near what’s now the Royal Mauian in Kihei. Marines practiced the amphibious landings of Saipan at Sugar Beach.

That building that today houses the Hori-

zons Academy in Haiku once held Japanese internees during the war’s early days. And there were other bases and military posts scattered across the island that today exist only as distant memories.

“Artillery firing will be conducted all day Thursday on the new range inland from Kihei, army authorities announced yesterday,” reported The Maui News on April 7, 1943.

Fatal military accidents like the Haiku dive bomber collision were also fairly common throughout Hawaii, according to Schmitt’s Hawaii Journal of History article. In August 1943, a Navy bomber crashed into a bus at the Pearl Harbor Naval Yard, killing three crewmen and eight civilians. Eight months later, on April 11, 1944, an Army pilot managed to walk away from a crash at Bellows Field on Oahu that killed five workers. The next day, nine Army personnel died when an aircraft crashed into Kipapa Gulch on Oahu.

A month later, in May 1944, during exercises held between Ma‘alaea and Kaho‘olawe in preparation for the invasion of Saipan, a landing craft that had been insufficiently lashed to the deck of LST-485 fell into heavy seas, killing 19 Marines.

“Other air disasters during World War II included the crash of an Army bomber near Ewa on July 3, 1942, a crash near Wheeler Field on April 14, 1943, the crash of an Army plan on Kahoolawe on December 21, 1943, and the crash of a B-24 bomber near Schofield Barracks on July 28, 1945,” Schmitt wrote. “The Wheeler mishap killed one civilian and ‘several’ soldiers. The other three took five lives each.”

The almost routine nature of military accidents in Hawaii matched the normalization of hardships that civilians had to endure. Simple consumer goods–tires, coffee, butter, meat, sugar, alcohol, fish– were rare or unavailable. “The manufacture of anything made of metal was soon forbidden or drastically curtailed, which meant not only no new cars but no bicycles, refrigerators, vacuum cleaners, stoves or household appliances in general, typewriters, even alarm clocks,” the historian Paul Fussell–who had served as an infantry officer in Europe during the war– wrote in his 1989 book Wartime. “Paper was in short supply, and Kleenex virtually disappeared, not to mention toilet paper.”

As such, newspaper advertisements at the time were somewhat different than those we see today. One ad for Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar’s Kahului Store that ran in the Dec. 8, 1943 Maui News stated that they’d just received “a large supply of GARBAGE CONTAINERS in 6-10-16-25 GALLON SIZES” and that “No Priority [was] Necessary!”

The government rationed everything of value–especially gasoline.

“Once gasoline-rationing mechanisms were fully in place, the ordinary person, the possessor of an ‘A’ windshield sticker, could buy four gallons a week, later reduced to three,” Fussell wrote. “That meant only about 60 miles of driving per week, but none of those miles was to be wasted in ‘pleasure’ driving.” Fussell also recalled the nation’s “Victory Speed”–a national speed limit of 35 miles an hour, meant to further conserve fuel. Even out on Maui, violating the rules governing either gasoline rations or driving speeds could bring harsh consequences.

The front page of the Dec. 11, 1943 edi-

tion of The Maui News included the story “Four More Motorists Are Penalized by Rationing Board.” Their crime? Driving “in excess of 35 miles per hour.” According to the story, the court fined Manuel Andrade of Paia one coupon out of his “A” book, Mrs. John Akina of Kihei two “A” book coupons and Alfred Boteilho of Makawao (whose name now adorns a public gymnasium in Paia) three coupons from his “A” book.

But the worst punishment, according to the story, fell on Rokuro Yamaguchi of Wailuku. He, who held a much better “B” book, lost four coupons–16 precious gallons of gas– for “improper use of his ration by allowing his son to use his car for pleasure driving.”

Driving (or doing anything in public) after dark was also frowned upon. Martial

law meant strict curfews, but the threat of invasion or attack by prowling Japanese submarines (which shelled Kahului Harbor on the first day of 1942) led authorities to institute blackout schedules. According to the schedule published in the Dec. 8, 1943 Maui News, from Dec. 15, 1943 to Jan. 14, 1944, all lights were to be out across Maui between the hours of 7pm and 7:15am.

That meant either living in dark or covering the windows with black tar paper–which, in pre-air-conditioning Hawaii, meant turning your house into a sauna. In any case, violating the blackout brought a $15 fine.

Above all, the government and society expected people to keep quiet, work and buy war bonds (ads for the latter ran throughout newspapers and

all forms of media–to do their parts to contribute to the war effort. In those days, The Maui News ran the words “Don’t Let Your Lip Slip” in the upper right-hand corner of every front page– odd words for a newspaper today, but back then, the paper was essentially just an arm of government and big business.

Merely standing on a street during the day could bring the hammer down on a man’s head. In fact, on Dec. 11, 1943, The Maui News’ front page carried a story about how cops arrested 23 “Maui Idlers.”

“Police rounded up 23 persons Thursday afternoon in a series of surprise raids against Maui non-workers and subsequently charged them with various offenses and released them on nolle prosequi motions,”

stated the story. The men “had been seen loitering on the streets and in various places of amusement.”

There were also strict price controls– imposed by the federal government’s Office of Price Administration (OPA). These controls could impose drastic hardship on small businesses. In fact, the Dec. 15, 1943 Maui News carried a story on how various Honolulu restaurants had just formed the Restaurant Association of Honolulu in protest of a new OPA “list of ceiling prices for various items on their menus.”

Still, Hawaii’s military government wasn’t completely without mercy. “Koreans Permitted on Streets Until 10pm Curfew,” read one story in the Dec. 11, 1943 Maui News. Marking a liberalization of curfew regulations, the story

reported that, “Koreans may also leave their homes at 5:30am to report for work early in the morning under the new regulations.”

Tracking the largely racial nature of the war in the Pacific, it wasn’t unusual to find such matter-of-fact references to race in the paper. One help-wanted ad from 1943 read simply, “Girl to care for baby. Japanese preferred. Good pay.” Another Maui News headline (April 7, 1943), read “Nip column turned back by Chinese.”

Of course, life on Maui during the war wasn’t all bad. Coca Cola was sold (The Maui News carried their ads), as was Five Islands Imitation Bourbon Whiskey (though it was often sold in used bottles). In the Dec. 22, 1943 Maui News, a story–not an advertisement–even proclaimed that a new supply of booze had just reached Maui’s shores. “A shipment of synthetic cheer arrived this week in time for the holiday trade and is being distributed to dealers as quickly as possible,” the paper reported.

The day of the big 1943 Haiku air disaster, residents attending the King Theater on Vineyard in Wailuku could see largely escapist fare like Day the Bookies Wept starring Betty Grable, Blind Alley starring Ralph Bellamy or Rulers of the Sea starring Douglas Fairbanks, Jr. The next night, they could go to the Baldwin Auditorium at 7pm to hear “Uncle Sam’s Smash Hit ‘Requisitions of 1943,’” which according to its Maui News advertisement featured “Costumes, Songs, Dancing, Music and Sizzling Boogie-Woogie!”

Though the crash took place on Dec. 7, most island residents probably didn’t learn of it until more than a week later, when they looked at the Dec. 15, 1943 Maui News. There, on the front page– among 16 or so other stories–was a very short write-up on the crash.

“Twenty two servicemen died here last week in one of the Territory’s worst tragedies since the start of the war,” stated the story. “Revelation of the accident, which occurred on December 6, came almost a week after it happened.”

Except for the discrepancy as to the date of the crash, the story hewed very closely to the CINCPAC press release from Dec. 12.

What’s more, it contained no new reporting or information (it even included the same misspelling of “Keilii”).

Today there’s a plaque at the Maui Veteran’s Cemetery in Makawao listing the names of those were injured or died in the disaster (the plaque also states the crash took place on Dec. 6).

“This Memorial is Dedicated to the Forty Five (45) U.S. Marines of the 22nd Regiment, and One (1) U.S. Navy Aviator That Lost Their Lives or Were Wounded During an Air Ground Training Accident on December 6, 1943, at Pauwela Point, Maui, T.H.,” the plaque states. “May Their Sacrifices and Dedication To Our Country Never Be Forgotten.”

They had been in uniform to fight the enemies of the United States, but they had been wounded and killed on U.S. Territory, far from battlefields and their homes, by equipment and bombs built to help them.

While rare, such “friendly fire” incidents continue to plague armies to this day. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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Mobile Fine Dining Three’s Bar & Grill enters the food truck world

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ing off the bone, and were served with an Asian slaw. The truck also offered Hurricane Fries, which are a generous batch of crisp shoestrings full of furikake, aioli and arare. You don’t expect to see pankocrusted ahi rolls with Thai butter buerre blanc at a food truck, but it was here too, and it’s prepared according to Three’s distinguished techniques.

“We wanted to bring Three’s Bar and Grill style food to the Maui community island wide,” says Blosser. “The food truck trend is a huge hit on the Mainland right now and we have some big ideas in the works. One of which is hosting ‘food

new outlet for their catering business and a new face to the the Three’s brand, but has also offered a great opportunity for creativity. Blosser says that’s key for them.

“Our menu changes based on location and creative itch,” says Morrin. “Specials are offered daily. Recently we featured ‘Shaka Shaka Chicken’ inspired by my travels in Japan. It’s Korean-marinated fried chicken, where we give you a bag and some fried chicken and you choose a special seasoning to season and shake up yourself. You will [also] find us at the MACC catering for shows and serving seasonings like green tea wasabi, curry BBQ

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he true beauty of the food truck is that you can get a great meal nearly anywhere. But in Maui County, some of our laws may limit this, as was the case with the Three’s Bar and Grill Food Truck. They initially started their truck business with the idea of taking their signature style of food truck cuisine to the surf scene. With a lot of big surf appetites on the island, that could have been a lucrative idea, but state and county laws put the kibosh on their plan.

“We wanted to have the truck at all surf spots but county and state laws prohibit

this,” says Jaron Blosser, Three’s owner and chef. “Now we are in Ka’anapali serving the Westside, plus special corporate events and weddings are a big hit, too. We do all town parties except Lahaina because of historical district codes. We feature the truck with other catering specialties we’re known for like ice sculptures, dessert stations, grill stations and catered sushi.”

Three’s is definitely making headway as one of Maui’s most visible, versatile and colorful food trucks. They keep part of the week designated for the Pu’ukoli’i Train Station, and Friday nights for all the Town Parties their wheels can roll into. Plans are underway to find time for Paia as well.

Their menu is creative and tasty, fusing Asian cuisine with bistro fare. When I dropped by the Pu’ukoli’i Station on a Wednesday afternoon, Chef Matt Hallendy was manning the truck and serving his most popular dishes. The barbecued ribs were moist, slathered with sauce and fall-

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truck brawls.’ That’s where we host a ‘Chopped’ kind of competition with another food truck and two local chefs, featuring local ingredients. Chefs would have one hour to prepare secret ingredients, and the chef with most items sold plus customer votes wins. This hasn’t started yet, but is in the works.”

Besides big competition ideas to keep the food truck standards fun, Blosser, and the two other chef Owners at Three’s Bar and Grill–Travis Morrin and Cody Christopher–find inspiration in their different cooking styles, Maui lifestyle and travel.

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Despite all the fancy fixings, their food truck stays down to earth with menu standards like their Hamakua mushroom and Swiss Big Island beef burger, tacos, quesadillas and bacon-wrapped hot dogs.

They also have a Facebook page where you can see the chefs snapping Instagrams of their latest dishes and posting about the truck. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s events blog at: mauivents.com

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Southern Hospitality Here’s what our intrepid food writer found during a recent trip to New Orleans

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ravel is a wonderful opportunity to eat, as long as you can get along with foreign food. A lot of people always ask about rock fever but I only get hagridden once I leave the state. Luckily for me, in my trip last week to New Orleans I found solace in Southern Food, particularly the Creole cuisine, amazing seafood and the city’s favorite sandwiches.

Comfort food’s popularity has been on the rise–it’s the year of the gastropub, after all–but to be fair the Deep South has more to offer than just croquettes and hush puppies. It’s true that

Emeril Lagasse is the most celebrated chef in the region, but there are rising chef stars everywhere (see Season 11 of Bravo’s Top Chef , which is currently filming in New Orleans with Lagasse at the judges table).

French and Spanish immigrants started New Orleans in the 1700’s when they settled along the high ground of the Mississippi River. The historic buildings around the city are incredible, and there are touches of French, Spanish, Greek and modern architecture everywhere. The racial designation of Creole is of some debate–it’s basically a melting pot of Native American, African American, French, Portuguese and

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Spanish. Creole cuisine was developed in upper class plantation-era kitchens with heavy influence from French and European preparations as well as local ingredients and flair.

New Orleans had plenty of challenges for growth. The Mississippi River Delta although rich with resources is subject to hurricanes, a weather pattern the early European settlers had not seen in their homeland, rebuilding towns destroyed by hurricanes was commonplace.

Nevertheless, the town has some of the best seafood you’ll ever come across.

The heart of the tourist area of New Orleans is the French Quarter, established in 1721. Here millions of oysters are harvested along the delta and eaten on Iberville and Bourbon Streets, where you’ll find popular restaurants like Brennan’s, Acme Oyster, Felix’s Restaurant and Oyster Bar and Bourbon House.

There are a lot of familiar Creole dishes you’ve probably come across: Oysters Rockefeller, jambalaya, gumbo, blackened salmon and banana cream pie. But there’s also turtle soup, crawfish etouffee, beignets and eggs sardou. But the spokes-food for the face of Creole is the shrimp Creole po’boy, found all over the city. Almost anywhere we stopped, from the French Quarter to the Garden District, had one on the menu.

The sandwich is basically an offshoot of shrimp Creole, made with fried shrimp and a spicy, thickened gravy kind of sauce, sometimes started as a roux, sometimes not, depending on the chef. Anyway, they pile the shrimp into an open roll, pour on the sauce and then press the bread together tightly.

No need to bother with any vegetables or dressings here.

Local lore says the sandwich was born during a Flapper-era streetcar strike. The workers were fed these simple sandwiches by a restaurant owned by former streetcar conductors, and they jokingly called the workers and later the sandwiches “poor boys.” The name stuck,

and a hundred years later the sandwich can be found stuffed with fried oysters, crawfish and meat, but the most popular just holds shrimp.

Second to the po’boy is the muffaletta, which is also a true New Orleans original. The Central Market–established in 1906 in the French Quarter–made them famous, using their 12-inch round bread that’s a cross between a sesame seed bun and foccacia. The bread is split in two and then they stack layers of provolone, salami, mortadella, mozzarella and ham along with their

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special-blend olive salad. The sandwich is then neatly wrapped in paper. At Central Market, the line goes out the door for this sandwich (in fact, it’s the only thing on their deli menu). You can only get it in whole (12-inch) or half sizes, but it’s worth tasting.

You would need weeks to explore all the French Quarter’s restaurants, and even then you’d barely skim the surface of New Orleans’ cuisine. The cuisine has proven popular even outside the South, but the true test will happen when we start seeing frog legs and gator showing up on Maui menus. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s events blog at: mauivents.com

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, DEC. 5 HUI NO‘EAU FIRST NIGHT – You’re invited to Hui No‘eau “First Night,” an evening commemorating Hui Holidays 2013 (it runs through Dec. 24). Hui Holidays is one of eight annual exhibitions featuring a range of whimsical artwork and gift ideas. “First Night” serves as the Hui Holidays 2013 grand opening and features the center’s full inventory. The evening doubles as the reveal of Hui’s holiday window by designer/ choreographer André Morissette. Don’t miss the Adaptations Dance Theater live performance as well. Local artists will create pieces unique to this evening with proceeds benefiting the art center. $30. 5pm-8pm. Hui No’eau (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560, huinoeau.com. Photo courtesy Brendan Smith

RANDALL ROSPOND – Catch Randall Rospond at Fleetwood’s on Front Street this Thursday (and every first Thursday of the month).

A staple in Maui’s local music scene, Maui’s hillbilly often sings songs about freedom and acceptance. The “gently spiritual” musician has also recently released a CD titled Trio Live. It’s a product of the collaboration between him and his band, The Haiku Hillbillys. The CD features live performances on local radio station Mana’o Radio (91.7 FM). 6:30pm-9:30pm. Fleetwoods (744 Front St., Lahaina), randallrospond.com. Photo courtesy Randall Rospond’s Facebook page

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NA MELE O MAUI SONG & ART COMPETITION – The Ka’anapali Beach Resort is presenting the 41st Annual Na Mele O Maui Song and Art Competition. This year the theme is “Na Wahi Pana Aloha I Hawai‘i,” and the show will feature songs and artwork of beloved places of Hawaii. The K-12th grade competition requires each class to perform two songs. The first is a song assigned by the Na Mele O Maui (NMOM) committee and the second will be a song chosen by each class. Winners will be chosen for each grade division and there will also be an overall winner. Judges will critique the students on musical competence, language proficiency and interpretation, stage presence and all-around enthusiasm. Twenty-three classes representing 16 schools will participate this year. Free. 9am-2:00pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului), mauiarts.org, kaanapaliresort.com. Photo: Steve Brinkman

W WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY – The Wailuku First Friday town party returns with tasty treats from Four Sisters Kitchen, Gianotto’s Pizza, Main Street Bistro, Saeng Thai, Wailuku Coffee Co. and more.

The beer and wine garden will also feature music for the 21+ crowd while live music can be found along Market Street. Kama’aina Loan and Exotic Eye Tattoo return for their First Friday specials while Body Alive offers yoga prior to the festivities. Free and family friendly. 6pm-9pm. Wailuku (Historiic Market St.), mauifridays.com.

FRIDAY, DEC. 6 SHAMANIC DUB HIP HOP – This Friday, Origins Music and Beats Bazaar presents Heavyweight Dub Champion. Rooted in electronic music, Heavyweight Dub Champion is a music and art collective unique by using real and acoustic instruments fused with synthetic and electronic elements. DJ Sasha Rose will open the show, followed by Vir McCoy on acoustics. Rachel Deboer will continue the Shamanic Dub Hip Hop theme with festive face painting. The evening serves as a benefit for GMO Free Maui. $15. 9:30-1pm.

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TOWER OF POWER & WAR – Get ready for Tower of Power (TOP) and War at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center this Friday.

Best known for their funk and soul sound, TOP’s powerful horn section and precisely syncopated bass-guitar lines have been entertaining audiences since 1968. Joining them on stage is War, a California funk group that has long crossed racial barriers. Their familiar harmonica and saxophone solos accompany themes of social and political lyrics. Catch Maui’s Soul Kitchen before and after the show. 6pm. $45-$125. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

SATURDAY, DEC. 7 HOSPICE MAUI OPEN HOUSE – Hospice Maui is inviting the family to a festive open house designed to help people remember and heal from the loss of a loved one. Activities will be available to encourage families to express their grief through creative outlets. Grief counselors will be in attendance for additional support. Attendees are encouraged to bring a photo of their loved one and enjoy holiday crafts.

RSVP is required. Free. 10am-1pm. Hospice Maui (400 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-244-5555, HospiceMaui. org.

SHARE THE LOVE – Island Subaru invites the community to “share the love” this Saturday. Partnering with SPCA Maui and Big Brothers Big Sisters Hawaii, the public will have opportunities to donate to both causes and adopt a furry friend. Every adoption will receive a $25 Petco gift card and bag of dog treats. Enter for a chance to win free dog and cat spay/neuter treatments or adoption gift certificates. SPCA Maui also plans to offer pet nail trims, canine dental exams, skin, coat and behavioral consultations from Maui’s pet experts and pet photos. Big Brothers Big Sisters will be collecting household supplies and clothing as well. 11am-2pm. Island Subaru (110 Hana Hwy., Kahului), subaruhawaii.com. Photo courtesy SPCA Maui

SATURDAY, DEC. 7 CHRISTMAS WITH NAPUA GREIG – Join Na Hoku Hanohano Award winner, esteemed Kumu Hula and Maui native Napua Greig as she releases her holiday album Lei Kulaia. Finding her voice during her freshman year at Kamehameha High School, there is no denying that music is in Napua’s blood. The audience can enjoy a festive holiday concert, island style. Accompanied by Merrie Monarch finalist Halau Na Lei Kaumaka O Uka, the evening promises a unique and wonderful cultural experience for all. $25. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio (One Cameron Center, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy Napua Greig’s Facebook page

SATURDAY, DEC. 7 DINING FOR LIFE – This Saturday, you have a chance to dine and benefit those stricken with HIV/AIDS. Grab breakfast, lunch, dinner or all hop three at Leoda’s Kitchen and Pie Shop fit the and 15 percent of all sales will benefit Maui AIDS Foundation. The moneyy will go ent care, towards programs like housing, client restaurant that offers fresh nutrition and prevention. Leoda’s is a family-style sandwich, salads, sweet and savory pies. Local ingredients and innovative technique continue to set the eatery apart. Make it a date or a family affair. 7am-8pm. Leoda’s Kitchen and Pie Shop (820 Olowalu Village Rd.), MauiAIDS.org.

HALEAKALA WALDORF SCHOOL’S HOLIDAY FAIRE – This Saturday, Haleakala Waldorf School is presenting their 28th Annual Holiday Faire.

Shop at more than 75 vendors, indulge in fresh baked goods and take part in hands-on activities like ornament decoration or beeswax candle dipping. Stroll the silent auction while your keiki watch puppet theater or take on the obstacle course. Dress your keiki in an elf or Santa’s helper costume and win a prize.

Don’t forget to pick up your holiday wreaths complete with local flowers. Enjoy an afternoon of fun, festivity and community with your ohana. $3 Adults. FreeKeiki under 12. 9am-4pm. Waldorf School (4160 L. Kula Rd.); 808-8782511, waldorfmaui.org. Photo: Viriditas/Wikimedia Commons

SUNDAY, DEC. 8 HOLIDAY POPS – ‘Tis the season to be jolly and the Maui Pops Orchestra is helping to make that happen. Come one, come all for an afternoon of holiday favorites during Holiday Pops: “Peace On Earth.” Pops will be joined onstage by guest special guest pianist Hyperion Knight performing Grieg’s “First Piano Concerto,” Na Leo Lani O Maui and Kumu Hula Uluwehi Guerrero. Keiki 18 and under are half price. $15-$50. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theatre (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy Maui Pops

MONDAY, DEC. 9 M ‘E ‘EVERY CHRISTMAS STORY EVER TOLD (AND THEN SOME)’ – Maui O OnStage invites you to the One Night Only (ONO!) performance of Every Christma Story Ever Told (And Then Some) this Monday. It’s a production comprised of mas ele elements from holiday classics like Rankin Bass Puppetoons, the Grinch, Scrooge an It’s a Wonderful Life. The holiday production is one of many in Maui Onand St Stage’s ONO! series. Free. 6:30pm. Maui OnStage (68 N. Market St, Wailuk luku); 808-244-8680, mauionstage.com. Photo: Jack Grace

WEDNESDAY, DEC. 11 ‘A CHRISTMAS STORY’ – Ambrosia’s Red Carpet Movie Night continues with A Christmas Story this Wednesday. The 1983 comedy is based on Jean Shepherd’s In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash. Starring Peter Billingsley and Melinda Dillon, the movie is about Ralphie, who has to convince his parents that a Red Ryder B.B. gun is a fit gift. Will he succeed? Free popcorn and Happy Hour prices until 9pm await your libation needs. No cover. 7:30pm-9:30pm. Ambrosia’s Martini Lounge (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011, ambrosiamaui.com. Photo: IMDB

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by Barry Wurst II

Ancient History of Violence ‘Out of the Furnace’ has good performances, predictable story Out of the Furnace ★★★★★ Rated R / 116 Min.

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ere’s the story of two brothers living in West Virginia. One is a hard working factory man named Russell, played by Christian Bale. The other is Rodney, a younger, directionless knucklehead, played by Casey Affleck. While the wise brother is aiming for a future with his girlfriend (Zoe Saldana), Rodney takes up amateur boxing.

After walking away with a tenderized face and a few extra dollars, Rodney begs his manager (Willem Dafoe) to arrange “one last fight.” It would involve a match in the Appalachian Mountains, with fighters who are described as “scary.”

We know already it is, as we’ve already met one of the brawlers. His name is Harlan DeGroat and you can say he has the kind of intense, untrusting, world-weary face that matches his name. DeGroat is portrayed by Woody Harrelson as a rabid dog of a man, just waiting for his next opportunity to

pummel anyone into a puddle of blood.

The opening scene introduces us to DeGroat in an ingenious fashion: the camera pulls back to reveal we are watching a movie being shown at a drive-in, while the movie we paid to see begins.

We watch as DeGroat torments, then abuses, his date, as shocked patrons watch in horror. Appropriately enough, the movie they’re watching is Midnight Meat Train (which never received a wide release, drive-in theater or otherwise, but never mind). From the opening scene, the story announces how brutal it is, both in the way the characters behave and what will become of them. This is a world as inviting as a rusty razor blade.

Everyone in the cast delivers standout work but I liked the performances more than the movie, which is just an overly familiar revenge tale. This is one of those “family means everything, blood is thicker than water” yadda-yadda-yadda pictures where a righteous man broods thoughtfully before deciding to take action and kick butt. As directed and cowritten by Crazy Heart filmmaker Scott Cooper, you couldn’t ask for better actors

Revenge? Who said anything about revenge

and their work is worth seeing.

But the screenplay is tired. Audience members could follow along with a Revenge Movie Checklist and cross off each cliché as the movie progresses. Bad thing happens to likable character? Check.

Police unable to help? Check. Hero has a 10-mile stare, indicating he has murder on his mind? Check and check.

Harrelson and Saldana shine the brightest and hit dramatic notes previously unseen. If you remember Harrelson starring in Natural Born Killers, you still won’t be prepared for how frightening he is here. Saldana has a memorably heartbreaking scene with Bale, where they tenderly confront each other in secret.

As can be expected, Bale is first-rate. His accent occasionally wanders, which isn’t a problem when the acting is this good.

Affleck, Dafoe and Sam Shephard also give their roles a lived-in feel.

The film has a similarly washed out visual palette and tone to Killing Them Softly and is appropriately book-ended

by Pearl Jam’s Release, which reflects the characters’ desperation and longing.

If only the story weren’t so predictable.

The final scene should come as a shock but instead feels inevitable. Only a twist of fate for Bale’s character early on offers any surprise, though the screenplay soon abandons this subplot.

In portraying the lower class, drug and crime-infested lives of those living in the woods, Winter’s Bone did all of this far better. That film was scarier, grittier, had more heart and always surprised. Here, we watch as one formulaic scene follows another like clockwork. ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 2-PG-THU 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:25 7:30 9:35.

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FREE BIRDS-PG-THU 10:30 12:30. FRI-WED 10:25.

GRAVITY 3D-PG13-FRI-WED 5:25 7:30 9:35.

PHILOMENA-PG13-THU 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30 9:45. FRI-WED 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30 9:45.

THE BOOK THIEF-PG13-THU 10:45 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:45. FRI-WED 10:45 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:45.

THOR: THE DARK WORLD-PG13-2D- THU 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:30 FRI-WED 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:30, 3D-THU 12:30 3:00 5:30 8:00 10:30 FRI-WED 12:30 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:45.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) BLACK NATIVITY-PG-FRI (11:50 2:20 4:50)

7:20 9:50. SAT-SUN (11:50 2:20) 4:50 7:20 9:50. MON-WED (11:50 2:20 4:50) 7:20 9:50.

DELIVERY MAN-PG13-FRI (1:00 4:30) 7:10 9:50. SAT-SUN (1:00) 4:30 7:10 9:50. MONWED (1:00 4:30) 7:10 9:50.

FROZEN-PG-2D FRI (1:00 4:20) 7:20 10:10, 3D (12:30 3:50) 6:50 10:50. 2D SAT-SUN (1:00) 4:20 7:20 10:10, 3D (12:30) 3:50 6:50 10:50.

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LAST VEGAS-PG13-FRI (12:50 3:50) 6:40 9:20.

SAT-SUN (12:50) 3:50 6:40 9:20. MON-WED (12:50 3:50) 6:40 9:20.

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OLDBOY-R-FRI (12:10 3:30) 6:40 9:30. SATSUN (12:10) 3:30 6:40 9:30. MON-WED (12:10 3:30) 6:40 9:30.

OUT OF THE FURNACE-R-FRI (12:40 4:00) 7:10 10:00. SAT-SUN (12:40) 4:00 7:10 10:00.

MON-WED (12:40 4:00) 7:10 10:00.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) FROZEN-PG-2D FRI-SUN 1:30 4:00 6:45 9:30 MON 1:30 4:00 6:45 TUE 1:30 4:00 6:45 9:30 WED 1:30 4:00 6:45 HUNGER GAMES-CATCHING FIRE-PG13-FRISUN 11:55 3:15 6:30 9:45 MON 11:55 3:15 6:30 TUE 11:55 3:15 6:30 9:45 WED 11:55 3:15 6:30 THOR: THE DARK WORLD-PG13-2D- FRI-SUN 2:00 4:40 7:15 9:55 MON 2:00 4:40 7:15 TUE 2:00 4:40 7:15 9:55 WED 2:00 4:40 7:15

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NEW THIS WEEK BLACK NATIVITY - PG - Musical - Angela Bassett and Forest Whitaker star in this holiday picture about a teen who embarks on an inspirational journey when he spends Christmas with his New York relatives. 93 min.

FROZEN - PG - Animation - Kristen Bell plays some girl who makes her way through some icy kingdom to find her sister. Oh, and there’s a snowman in there somewhere. 108 min.

HOMEFRONT - R - Thriller - A former DEA guy moves to a quiet town, only to find that he’s now menaced by a local drug lord. Stars Jason Statham and James Franco. From a screenplay by Sylvester Stallone! 100 min.

LEE DANIEL’S THE BUTLER - PG13 - Drama - All of Hollywood (including Oprah!) stars in this look at the life of a White House butler. 132 min.

OLDBOY - R - Action - Josh Brolin plays a guy who wants to find out why he was locked away in solitary confinement for 20 years. Directed by Spike Lee. 104 min.

OUT OF THE FURNACE - R - Thriller - Christian

Bale plays a wise man who wants to take revenge on a very bad guy played by Woody Harrelson. See this week’s film critique. 116 min.

NOW PLAYING CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 2 - PG - Animation - Flint Lockwood must leave his job when he learns that his infernal machine is still producing weird and dangerous animalfood hybrids. 95 min.

DALLAS BUYERS CLUB - R - Drama - The story of how Texas electrician Ron Woodruff tried to get treatment after getting diagnosed HIV+ in 1985.

Stars Matthew McConaughey. 117 min DELIVERY MAN - PG13 - Comedy - Vince Vaughn plays a nice delivery man who learns that his anonymous donations to a fertility clinic 20 years prior led to the births of 533 children of which are suing to find out his identity. 103 min.

FREE BIRDS - PG - Animation - Like Foghorn Leghorn if he were a turkey trying to get off of the Thanksgiving menu. Seasoned with plenty of bird brained humor. 91 min.

GRAVITY - PG13 - Sci-Fi - Sandra Bullock and George Clooney are astronauts who find themselves stranded in Earth orbit. 90 min.

HUNGER GAMES-CATCHING FIRE - PG13 - Drama - Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) barely gets to savor her victory in the last Hunger Games before she has to bust out the bow and arrow and cunning survivor skills once again in the futuristic world of Panem. 146 min LAST VEGAS - PG13 - Comedy - It’s The Hangover meets Bad Grandpa staring the modern Rat Pack: Douglas, DeNiro, Freeman and Kline. Basically a Steel Magnolias for dudes. 104 min.

PHILOMENA - PG13 - Drama - A political journalist investigates a woman who was forced into a convent after becoming pregnant and is now looking for her son. 98 min.

THE BOOK THIEF - PG13 - Drama - A young girl in Germany during World War II steals books to escape the horrors around her. 131 min.

THOR: THE DARK WORLD - PG13 - Fantasy Studmuffin Thor (Chris Hemsworth) faces a new, even more dangerous enemy than the last time he faced a new, dangerous enemy. Also stars Natalie Portman. 112 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY Fri, Dec 6. See This Week’s Picks. 6pm Wailuku Town, (Wailuku Town) TOWER OF POWER & WAR - Fri, Dec 6. See This Week’s Picks. $45, $65, $85, $125. 7:3010pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

‘YOU GOT IT!’ - Every Sun, Wed, Fri & Sat. Join the Maui Theatre for the new onstage musical event, You Got It! Starring award-winning artist John Stephan, You Got It! pays tribute to the life of musician Roy Orbison, famous for his many top charting hits, including the song “Pretty Woman.” $39-$125/ka’amaina prices available. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com

TOWER OF POWER & WAR - Fri, Dec 6.

The sum of Tower Of Power is even greater than its parts. Together, their distinctive fusion of funk and Jazz is a POWERhouse of music! WAR has a multitude of memorable hits spanning four decades. With their longhailed musical virtuosity and influences that include jazz, rock, funk, soul, R&B and Latin.

WAR has impacted its fans as well as other musicians–all races, generations and genre. $45, $65, $85, $125. 7:30-10pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

‘SCROOGE: THE MUSICAL’ - Sun, Dec 8.

The day after Thanksgiving, Maui OnStage opened the holiday classic, Scrooge: The Musical. This musical telling of A Christmas Carol is based on the 1970 Albert Finney film. A limited number of discounted rush tickets available one-hour prior to each performance. For tickets or more information to any Maui OnStage production call the number below or purchase reserved seats online at the link below. $17-$28.

3pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com

CHRISTMAS WITH NAPUA GREIG - Sat, Dec 7. See This Week’s Picks. $25. 7:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

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KINKY FRIEDMAN’S TEXAS LIBERATION TOUR - Sat, Dec 7. Kinky Friedman is on his “Texas Liberation” three-island tour of Hawaii. Kinky will be performing some rare unreleased material from the old “Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jew Boys” days.

Kinky will help launch the “The Kuleana Animal Rights Foundation” and raise some support for its “Fences For Kama‘aina Fido” program. There will be a live auction of a signed instrument and some Kinky mementos with proceeds benefiting the foundation. Tickets available at Charley’s and Requests MusicWailuku. $30, $45, $55. 7:30pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com HOLIDAY POPS: “PEACE ON EARTH” Sun, Dec 8. See This Week’s Picks. $15, $30, $40, $50; half-price 18 & under. 3-6pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

STAGE THE STORY OF ORANGE - Sat, Dec 7.

Maui On Stage’s new youth theater program will debut The Story Of Orange by Vernise Pelzel with performances. 2pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com MAUI ON STAGE-EVERY CHRISTMAS STORY EVER TOLD (AND THEN SOME) - Mon, Dec 9. See This Week’s Picks. Free. 6:30pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-2448680; mauionstage.com ‘BENISE’ - Daily (except Thu & Fri). Benise, a new musical event comes to the Maui Theater.

Benise, Emmy winning musician, will wow audiences with Spanish guitar music, exotic drumming and Spanish Flamenco, Cuban Salsa, Argentinian Tango, Arabic and Waltz dancing. $14.99-79.99. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults.

Kama’aina, dinner and VIP packages available.

6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com

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DINING FOR LIFE AT LEODA’S- Sat, Dec 7.

See This Week’s Picks. 7-8pm Leoda’s Kitchen and Pie Shop, (820 Olowalu Village Rd.); 808-662-3600 CLASS ACT DINING - Every Wed & Fri. UH Maui Culinary Academy students are in the kitchen, cooking up four-course menus with flavor influences from around the world. Fall session will feature menus based on cuisine from America, Morocco, Italy and France. Visit their website for a complete menu list. Reservations required. $29-$36. 11am-12:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; mauiculinary.com VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Dec 5. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast, and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes at downtoearth.org. Free. 5:306:30pm Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; downtoearth.org SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Dec 8. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com

TICKETS ON SALE GROUNDATION & ABYSSINIANS - Fri, Dec 13. Capture the true essence and drive of roots reggae with funky reggae band Groundation, and the legendary roots reggae icons, the Abyssinians. The Abyssinians’ first full album was recorded in 1976 and is regarded as one of the greatest in the history of Jamaican music, known both as Forward Onto Zion and Satta Massagana. $35 advance, $40 day of show. Limited number of $70 VIP area tickets available. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org WILLIE KALIKIMAKA - Sat, Dec 14. An eclectic and versatile musician, expect the unexpected when Willie K is on stage, so enjoy the holidays Hawaiian style with Willie and his band in a thrilling evening of celebratory music. Preshow festivities include Hawaiian arts & crafts vendors, lei stands, live music, and ono-licious island food. $12, $28, $35, $45. 7:30-10pm

Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

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PEPPER & THE DIRTY HEADS - Thu, Dec 26. The Dirty Heads are from California and will be performing a mixture of reggae, rock, punk, and hip-hop music. Limited VIP: $59 / General Admission: $39. 6pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; mauiarts.org/tickets

THURSDAY, DEC 5

BILL MAHER - Wed, Jan 1. Bill Maher returns to the Maui Arts & Cultural Center for his third annual New Year’s Day concert. Don’t miss this evening with the brilliantly funny comedian and his unique take on our world. Adult subject matter and language. $65.50, $85.50, $150.50. 8-10pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

41ST ANNUAL NA MELE O MAUI SONG AND ART COMPETITION - See This Week’s Picks.

Free. 9am-2pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; mauiarts.org ISRAELI FOLK DANCING MAUI - ANNUAL COMMUNITY CHANUKAH PARTY - The public is welcome! This holiday program includes a festive elaborate traditional Chanukah pot luck dinner, live piano Jewish music, Chanukah candle lighting, and Israeli folk dancing. For more information please call Dan 808-280-1051. 6-9pm Calvary Chapel South Maui, (575 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9238; calvarymaui.com

QUATUOR EBENE - Fri, Jan 10. Hailed by The New York Times as “one of the standout quartets of the new generation,” France’s Ebene Quartet features four talented string players who aren’t afraid to stretch beyond the boundaries of classical music. Distinguished by its youth and open-mindedness, the Quartet has had a meteoric rise to the top and is now among the world’s most soughtafter quartets. The group made its U.S. debut tour to widespread, dazzling critical acclaim.

The Times Of London says that these young musicians play “with a rare degree of expressive subtlety, blended sororities and electrifying joy.” $40. 7:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

WRAPPED IN BEAUTY - Thurs-Sun. Holiday gifting just for you. Receive a cosmetics bag filled with rewards with any $200+ purchase. The Shops at Wailea–Cos Bar, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-891-6770; shopsatwailea.com

THE MARSHALL TUCKER BAND - Sat, Jan 11. Lazar Boar & Kona Brewing Co. are proud to present The Marshall Tucker Band, probably the hottest country rock band still touring the world today. They will be performing a four island tour in Hawaii playing all their hit singles like “Heard It In A Love Song,” “Fire On The Mountain,” “Can’t You See,” and “Take The Highway.” The Marshall Tucker Band earned seven gold and three platinum albums still led today by founding member and lead singer Doug Gray, they represent a time and place in music that will never be duplicated. After 37 years, the band continues to be played on classic rock and country radio and they have never stopped touring. 7pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

7TH ANNUAL HUI HOLOMUA BUSINESS FEST - Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa Maui Native Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce (MNHCoC) invites you to the 7th Hui Holomua Business Fest, a one-day event full of Hawaiian Values that bring us back to the practical wisdom of our ancestors, of our kupuna and of the distinct flavors and nuances of Hawaiian culture. Please join us for an exciting all day event filled with sharing wonderful opportunities. Be a part of the networking, the planning and developing of strategies that support and assist you. To learn more, go to mauihawaiianchamber.org. 7:30am-4:30pm Grand Wailea Resort & Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808875-1234; mauihawaiianchamber.org

INTERGALACTIC NEMESIS BOOK TWO: ROBOT PLANET RISING - Thu, Jan 16. For the kid in everyone! This is a live-action graphic novel that’s a mash-up of a radio play and comic book. The artwork is projected panel-by-panel on a huge screen while three actors voice all the characters, one Foley Artist creates hundreds of sound effects, and a keyboardist performs the score. The story: a reporter and her intrepid research assistant team up with a mysterious librarian to travel across Europe and North Africa, to the Robot Planet and on to Imperial Zygon to face the most terrible threat humanity has ever known: an invading force of sludge-monsters from outer space. $28.

7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org HALAU O KEKHUI: HIIAKAIKANO’EAU - Sat, Jan 18. Hiiakaikano‘eau delves into the creative center of the Hawaii sense of practical beauty by recreating occupational images and messages from mele. The hula performance reincarnates the wisdom of kupuna in making things both useful and beautiful through the poetry of movement. $12, $32, $40. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

HUI NO‘EAU FIRST NIGHT - See This Week’s Picks. (Presentation runs until Dec. 24) $30. 5-8pm Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com RANDALL ROSPOND LIVE AT FLEETWOODS - See This Week’s Picks. No cover. 6:30-9:30pm Fleetwood’s on Front Street, (744 Front St, Lahaina); 808-874-6444; randallrospond.com

FRIDAY, DEC 6

HEAVYWEIGHT DUB CHAMPION - See This Week’s Picks. $15 at the door. 9:301:30am Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com FREE YOGA CLASS - Tis the Season to be healthy. This is a wonderful chance to see if yoga is right for you, and to turn over a new leaf for the New Year. Class starts at 4:45pm. 4pm Body Alive Yoga & Movement Studio, (1995 Main St., Wailuku); bodyaliveyoga.com BENEFIT CONCERT- AMMA’S LOCAL & GLOBAL CHARITIES - Featuring Nectar, a sacred women’s vocal ensemble led by Nerraja Parsons. 108 names of Amma, kirtan, bake sale and chai. Suggested $10-20 donation. 7pm Temple of Peace, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-5220; temple-of-peace.org MAUI HANDS IN PAIA ARTIST IN RESIDENCE- DIANE NORMAN - Check out media painter Diane Norman every Friday in December.

11am-2pm Maui Hands, Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; mauihands.com

SATURDAY, DEC 7 DINING FOR LIFE AT LEODA’S KITCHEN AND PIE SHOP - See This Week’s Picks.

7am-8pm Leoda’s Kitchen and Pie Shop, (820 Olowalu Village Rd.)

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

Jamie Gallo, 7:30pm DigiLuxe w/DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

Volcanic w/ DJ PlaywFire 9pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

Heavyweight Dub Champions 9:pm, $15

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Mischka w?Full Band Album Release 9pm, $15

Kinky Friedman’s- Texas Liberation Tour 8:30, $30

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MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE - Howard Ahia and Friends 6:30

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

DaveCarroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm

NFL Football

DJ Blast 9pm

Annie n the Orfinz 9pm

NFL AM / Gina Martinelli

MON - Football / TUE- Pool Night WED-The Vamp 8pm

Quiz 7pm

DJ 10pm

Jordan 7pm;

SIN w. Sebrina Barron 6pm

MON - Football / Jordan, TUE-Bartenders Mix WED - Big John

Randall Rospond, 6:30 pm

Re Metoyer Blues Rock & Soul, 6:30pm

Avi & Indio 6:30pm

Rick G Acoustic

MON-Rick G Acoustic, WED-JD on the Rocks

JAH Residentz 9pm

Rick Glencross 4-8pm Dat Guyz 9pm

Ryan Robinson 4-8pm Pa’a Mana 9pm

NFL / Karaoke 8pm; no cover

MON - MNF /Karaoke, 8pm / TUE -Rick Glencross 4-8pm, Karaoke / WED - Rick Glencross 4-8, Open Mic Night, 9pm; (no cover)

Evan Schulman 6pm; no cover

Evan Schulman 6pm; no cover

Karaoke 9pm

Karaoke 9pm

Karaoke 9pm

Cole Sulenta

Mel Aruza

Rick Glencross

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Miss Meaghan Owens 6:30pm, Wavetrain w/Mark Johnstone, 9pm

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

28TH ANNIVERSARY HALEAKALA WALDORF HOLIDAY FAIRE - See This Week’s Picks. $3 adults / children under 12 free. 9am4pm Haleakala Waldorf School, (4160 L. Kula Rd.); 808-878-2511; waldorfmaui.org HOSPICE MAUI’S HOLIDAY OPEN HOUSE EVENT: EXPRESSION, REMEMBERANCE & HEALING DURING THE HOLIDAYS - See This Week’s Picks. Free.

10am-1pm Hospice Maui, (400 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-244-5555; hospicemaui.org SHARE THE LOVE WITH MAUI’S SPCA- See This Week’s Picks. Free. 11am-2pm Island Subaru, (110 Hana Hwy., Kahului); subaruhawaii.com SUNSET CRUISE - Join Kai Kanani Sailing and Capische restaurant of Wailea for a special Sunset Cruise aboard the Kai Kanani.

Award winning Chef Christopher Kulis will be on board for a Spanish themed wine & food tasting. Chef Kulis will serve Tapas and Crudos paired excellently with regional wines. This will be a great sampling of some of the offerings of Capische and the soon to open Wailea Market.

Spend a romantic evening at sea as you sail into the warm setting sun in the crystal blue clear waters of Wailea. $109 per person + tax.

4-6pm Capische?, (555 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-879-7218; capische.com LIVE SHAMANIC DUBTRONICA- ANCESTRAL UPRISING - All Ages, featuring Resurrector of Heavyweight Dub Champion, Sasha Rose & Noah King, acoustic set by Sasha “Butterfly Rose, Vir McCoy & The Sensitive People. 7pm Sacred Earth Temple; bioniclove@gmail.com HAIKU PSYCHIC FAIR & ART SHOW - An art show and fair featuring angel and tarot readers, Reiki, works by local artists, and Aura photography with interpretive readings of what the colors represent and more. Free.

Special rates on services. 11am-4pm Lotus

MON - DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm; TUES - DJ TRVR, 10pm; WED - DJ J-Zen, 10pm; no cover

DJ LaRAGE 10pm; no cover

Heart Maui, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-5220; lotusheartmaui.com MAUI CLASSIC CRUISERS CAR SHOW - Every month, the classic cars of Maui meet up to show off original hotrods, custom paint jobs and pristine rebuilds. Grab a burger at Peggy Sue’s and bring or browse classic art on wheels. Free. 6pm Peggy Sue’s, (S. Kihei Rd.); mauicarshows.com

SUNDAY, DEC 8 SUNDAY DRIVE- ULUPALAKUA SPARKLES - An unforgettable day of wine, food and Jazz–as for the first time ever, an intimate wine garden blossoms on the picturesque grounds of Maui’s Winery. At the Wine & Food Bar at the Pavilion, the winery will pour five of its regional wines by the glass, each paired with an exquisite menu selection by Executive Chef Will Munder of Ulupalakua Ranch Store. Dressed in their best chef whites, culinary students from the University of Hawaii Maui Culinary Academy will serve the menu.

Proceeds from the event go to support future programs for these budding island chefs. For more information, email dazevedo@hawaii. rr.com. 11am-4pm Ulupalakua Ranch, (Hwy. 37, Kula); 808-878-6058 DELAWARE DAY CELEBRATION - All “First Staters” are encouraged to attend. An RSVP is requested as “First Staters” in attendance will be provided a ticket to the “Holiday Pops” concert by the Maui Pops Orchestra. For further information and reservations, please call the number below. 1pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center–Yokouchi Founders Court, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-879-9964 THE ITALIAN AMERICAN CLUB OF MAUI - ANNUAL CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION - It’s time to celebrate another year of fun, food and friendships. The Italian American Club of Maui will host its annual Christmas

WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after

WED - Karaoke 9pm

Mike Madden

Celebration on at the Class Act Restaurant at Maui College Campus, Kahului. The luncheon is open to the public. Cost is $40 per person (including children). In addition to the Italian luncheon, the 2014 Officers will be installed. To keep in the spirit of the season, those interested are asked to bring a Santa Gift Exchange–suggested value of up to $15. For more information call Diane at 280-8008. 1-4pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; maui.hawaii.edu HUI NO‘EAU FIRST NIGHT - Hui Holidays is one of eight annual exhibitions featuring a range of whimsical artwork and gift ideas.

“First Night” serves as the Hui Holidays 2013 grand opening and features the center’s full inventory. The evening doubles as the reveal of Hui’s holiday window by designer/ choreographer André Morissette. Don’t miss the Adaptations Dance Theater live performance as well. Local artists will create pieces unique to this evening with proceeds benefiting the art center. $30. 5-8pm Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com CIRQUE DU SUNDAY - Emerald City aerial artist wow audiences with flying trapeze, acrobatics and urban gymnastics. Take your turn on the trapeze for $10 and find out if the circus life is for you. Free. $10 to swing on trapeze. 2-5:30pm Emerald City Trapeze Maui, (111 Ulupono St., Lahaina); 808-268-9597; emeraldcitytrapeze.com/maui JOHN GROVER BAND LIVE - The John Grover Band will be playing the next four Sundays at Bully’s Burgers in Kanaio. Plan ahead while on your way to, or on your way back from

MON-Mark Smeltzer, TUE-Tracy Styles/WEDFulton Tashombe

Hana. Stop for a burger and live music. YeeHaw! 3-6pm Bully’s Burgers, (15900 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Kanaio); 808-878-3272 GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; mauipride.org

MONDAY, DEC 9 HUI NO‘EAU FIRST NIGHT - Hui Holidays is one of eight annual exhibitions featuring a range of whimsical artwork and gift ideas. “First Night” serves as the Hui Holidays 2013 grand opening and features the center’s full inventory. The evening doubles as the reveal of Hui’s holiday window by designer/ choreographer André Morissette. Don’t miss the Adaptations Dance Theater live performance as well. Local artists will create pieces unique to this evening with proceeds benefiting the art center. $30. 5-8pm Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com

TUESDAY, DEC 10 FIRST MAUI COUNTY MEETING - The Young Democrats of Hawaii will be coming to Maui. With many young adults wanting to be more aware about the issues that Maui County and the state of Hawaii are facing, the YDHI is establishing a Maui Chapter. Pupus and beverages will be provided.

Francis Choe (President of the Young Democrats of Hawaii) & Troy Hashimoto (Chair of the Maui County Democratic Party) will be there to talk stories & provide information about the Party. 5:307pm Vineyard Food Company, (1951 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-243-3663

WEDNESDAY, DEC 11 A CHRISTMAS STORY - See This Week’s Picks.No Cover. 7:30-9:30pm Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; ambrosiamaui.com

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’ 6:30pm

Nuff Sedd

1810’ 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm, TUE-Sam Ahia, WED - Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (no covers)

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

Gretchen 10pm

MON- Trivia 7-9, TUE- Open Mic 10-1, WED- Emily 10-1

Pool Tournament 7pm

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Murray Thorne 7-9pm Trish da Dish 9:30-midnight

Benefit for Gabe w/Nuff Sedd, United Souls, Malino 7-Midnight

Soul Kitchen 6:30-8:30pm

The Celtic Tigers 7-10pm; no cover

MON - Makai Jazz Group TUE - Brenton Keith Magic WED - Joel Katz, Willie K

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show.

This week will include a line-up of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808669-6271; slackkeyshow.com

NFL SPORTS NFL FOOTBALL - Thu, Dec 5. Kahului Ale House, (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808877-9001; alehouse.net NFL FOOTBALL - Sun, Dec 8. Bloody Mary Bar and breakfast with your football. $10. 7am Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com NFL GAMES - Sun, Dec 8. 7am Kahului Ale House, (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808877-9001; alehouse.net NFL BREAKFAST - Sun, Dec 8. 8am Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299 MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL - Mon, Dec 9.

Kahului Ale House, (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001; alehouse.net MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL - Mon, Dec 9. Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm; Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina ); 808-661-4855.

COOL CAT CAFE - Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:3010pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-

10pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm; Wed, Kaniela Q & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Kealii Lum 3-5pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Randall Rospond 6:30-9:30pm; Fri, Soul Kitchen 6:30pm; Sun, Alapa Drive: Full Rock Band 6:309:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Rick G 6:30-9:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm. (744 Front St, Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Sat, Evan Shulman 6-9pm; Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am.

(2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Wed, Josh Sumbicay 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Elaine Ryan 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukauta 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm; Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross

7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai ); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

azza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm; Sun, Kalani 6-9pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-8889.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

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LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Far West Rock Trio 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808.

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MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400.

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LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm; Tue, Open Mic. (843 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655 LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA‘ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Thu, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

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Sign Language SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Okay, so only a few of the kindnesses you’ve been offered lately were free and clear of strings. So what?

Sometimes accepting a favor incurs an obligation.

Don’t sorely resent the conditions applied to the beneficence bequeathed upon you. It’s still generous and kind, even if ulterior motives lurk behind it. Hardly anything’s unconditional. You know what’s wrong with you? You’ve been spoiled by all the sweet munificence you were the recipient of last year, all unsullied by anything so tedious or rude as an expectation.

Now it’s back to the way things are a lot of the time, and it’s not so bad: You give a little, you get a little.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Endings make most people sad. It’s natural to mourn the loss of something beloved. But I’m worried about you Caps, who occasionally despise change so deeply that you rigidly resist rolling with it. Don’t get pinned under the steamrolling tide of progress (even if it is, as you often claim, backwards progress). Instead, fervently espouse the philosophy that’s your only sliver of hope: each ending engenders a new beginning; one door closes, another opens; and the clichés go on and on in this vein. Tell you what: I’ll stop spouting them once you start taking them to heart.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) A cramped quickie in an airplane bathroom isn’t exactly your style. Admission to the Mile High Club isn’t that important to you. Fine, I don’t blame you.

But you can take that attitude to extremes. I’m sure that someone, somewhere, did meet the love of their life after responding to a come-hither look from a beguiling flight attendant. Sticking to some idealized version of how things are supposed to play out will ultimately leave you lonely and old, still waiting for circumstances to be “just so.” Throw that shit out, already. Make your own romance, and yes, it will almost certainly involve doing things that aren’t “by the book”—they’re probably not even in the book.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) The world’s making sense again, finally. All the elements of your universe are running, more or less, in the same direction. Enjoy it, but don’t get used to it. You’re doomed, at least for the moment, to just barely figure things out before they get jumbled up again. You’re in an hourglass that gets flipped just when you’ve figured things out. The good news: Each time things turn over, it’s a little easier to suss out your new terrain, so you have more productive time than you did the chapter before. The better news: You only have three more flips until you’ll be able to smash free from the hourglass completely.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Sometimes no one else cares that you’re the center of the universe. They revolve around you on their individual trajectories, interacting with each other and completely ignoring the massive blazing sun they’re all orbiting. This is natural; no matter how fabulous you are, people can’t pay attention to you continuously, or they’ll start wishing you’d implode, just to do something different. So when you pull off another amazing stunt this week, don’t waste your breath yelling: “Look at me, everybody! Look at…um, look over here…Everybody?” Just revel by yourself.

When your fans are ready to adore you again, they’ll come flocking all on their own.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Beware brown-nosers. You usually do; you’re not nearly as susceptible to profligate ass-kissing as some other signs. Although you may be unable to avoid those obsequious apple-polishers this week, you can keep from giving them any energy. They’re just another form of vampire, after all, seeking to leech off your awesomeness. Don’t get annoyed—that’s as pointless as being flattered by their insincere ingratiation. Unfortunately, you can’t ignore them completely, as much as you might like to. Take the T’ai Chi approach: the path of least resistance. A noncommittal yes to their ridiculous requests will do far more to peel their lips off your buttcheeks than a flat-out no or a straight-up lie.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Your list of favorites is taller than you are. You have no problem deciding between a myriad of ice cream flavors or dozens of sexy celebrities. But the compendium of what you dislike is a jumbled mess. Which tastes worse, really, calf brains or fried grasshoppers? Unfortunately, your choices this week may be riddled with unsavory options. Since abstention isn’t possible, you may have to decide between awful alternatives, determining not what you love best, but what you hate least. The silver lining of this crappy scenario—there’s the chance that one of the many sucky selections you’ll make this week could turn out to be a pleasant surprise: something you actually like.

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Moral code is important; for Cancers it’s integral to your very personality. However, this week is all about differentiating between principle and practice. You’re already too prone to get yourself into a huff over nitpicky details of experience, loudly proclaiming when anyone questions you: “It’s the principle of the thing!” Can’t you see you’re making yourself crazy?

Not every battle must be fought. It doesn’t matter that you’re in the right every time if you’re also in an institution for the mentally unstable. Pick your fights carefully this week, and in the weeks to come, based on your own experience. Make it personal. If it doesn’t actually affect you (only your beliefs about how things “should be”), leave it alone.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) You’re perfectly comfortable where you are. No matter how enticing the invitations you’ve received, they’re probably not enough to make you drag your ass out of the metaphorical armchair you’ve settled into. That’s why I’m here. Comfort is nice, and laziness is part of the human character. But that’s not necessarily a good thing. I’m all for enjoying life, but we’ve taken this to extremes, here in the West, where people are generally fatter and more appeased (I won’t say satisfied) than ever before. Think of the deeper satisfaction that comes from fulfilling your dreams, even if the work to get there is grueling and hard. Then turn off the TV, get up out of the chair, and go for it.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) All your minor aches and pains (or maybe one big hurt) have been eclipsing your potential enjoyment of life lately, but I’m happy to say that certain astrological influences are kicking in like a prescription painkiller this week, to at least give you the freedom to move without any twinges from emotional arthritis. So rise up out of that wheelchair, throw away those crutches, and make your ancient soul boogie like you’re sixteen again. If you do it with enough enthusiasm and commitment, you probably won’t need crutches of any kind once the astrological anesthetic wears off.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Prettiness may be a short-term advantage, but it’s often a long-term disadvantage. It sometimes precludes people from developing other skills necessary to survive. By the time their good looks fade, they’ve got nothing else going on. They’re losers.

I’m not saying you’re one of them—you’re far too practical to get hung up on your own cuteness. But in your avid appreciation for beauty, you may be enabling someone to ride entirely on their looks, to their own eventual detriment. Don’t let that happen.

Tell your gorgeous girlfriend that you’re going to have to ignore her, at least until she learns to read.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Lurking is a forte of yours. It may not be a skill you loudly tout or list on your resume, but it’s certainly more useful than knowing how to use Excel. Recognizing the right moment to pounce and when to bide your time is an amazing talent. Exercise that slightly sinister patience this week, instead of succum bing to the outside influences urging you to act now. You know, without the shadow of a doubt, that if you’re patient you’ll eventually get exactly what you want, whereas striking now only gives you a 50/50 chance. Why push it?

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