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Many of you know Rodger Shortell as “Chef Raja.”

You may have seen him driving around energetically in his shiny silver Scion. However, Rodger was also an integral part of Maui AIDS Foundation for years as an enthusiastic volunteer and dedicated employee.

His passion for outreach, testing and care could only be matched by his vibrant and vivacious personality.

He had a particular place in his heart for LGBTQ youth who faced bullying, shame, stigma, and hits to their feeling of self-worth. Rodger always promoted education, safety, “no bullying”, prevention, and care for all people on Maui.

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His Ohana at Maui AIDS Foundation want to thank him for the positive impact he made in our lives and the lives of those he touched through his outreach on Maui.

OCTOBER 6 A MEMORIAL CELEBRATION OF RODGER SHORTELL’S LIFE WILL BE HELD IN STAGES FROM DAWN TILL NIGHTFALL.

He will be missed, Maui AIDS Foundation Family

Sunrise Celebration starts @ 5:30 a.m. @ Launiupoko Beach Park Followed by pot luck and talk story.

Blessing and Paddle-Out @ 1:00 p.m.

Followed by an all day pot luck and talk story.

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A fund in Rodger Shortell’s name has been set up at First Hawaiian Bank as THE LIGHT OF RAJA YOUTH MEMORIAL FUND All donations to the fund will help troubled LGBTQ youth.

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Contents VOLUME 17

THIS WEEK’S QUESTION: Which part of the government would you shut down–permanently?

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A. More than $1.2 billion B. More than $1.3 billion C. More than $1.4 billion D. More than $1.5 billion E. More than $1.6 billion

the Maui Redevelopment Agency met the day before, but lacked a quorum and thus couldn’t take action on a new Wailuku parking study. That study, reported the News, recommended that the county repair the Wailuku Municipal Parking Lot because of its sorry state. How soon did the report recommend repairing the lot?

A. Sometime in the next year B. Sometime in the next six months C. Sometime in the next three to six months D. Sometime in the next three months E. Sometime in the next month

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MAUI TOMORROW LAUNCHES CANE SMOKE REPORTING APP Yes, yes, we all know that the burning of sugar cane in the fields of Central Maui from March to November every year is an old practice that has been on the island a long time and employs 800 people. That it causes some people irritation around eyes, nose and throat areas is a small price to pay for the fact that Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar (which is owned by the immensely powerful Alexander & Baldwin) employs 800 people.

Overheard “I tell ya, there was a line of puke to the sink. Ugh, it smelled so bad!”

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Looks like Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa, who I guess is technically still a Republican even though the local elections are nonpartisan–has racked up another labor endorsement.

Last year, it was Willie Kennison of ILWU Local 142 who posed for a grip-n-grin shot with Arakawa. This year, it’s William “Willy” Greig of Operating Engineers Local 3’s Hawaii office who’s giving Arakawa the nod.

“Mayor Arakawa has demonstrated his unwavering support for hard-working men and women of Maui County and worked tirelessly in revitalizing our local economy,” said Greig in a Sept. 25 press release sent out by Lynn Araki-Regan, Arakawa’s campaign manager.

“Because Mayor Arakawa has always stood up for us, we are proud to be among the first to stand up for Mayor Arakawa. Mayor Arakawa earned this early endorsement. And, Mayor Arakawa deserves this early endorsement.”

Then again, the endorsement itself isn’t really a surprise. State Campaign Spending Commission reports show that way back on June 22, 2012, the Hawaii Operating Engineers Industry Stabilization Fund–a political action committee it says on its website was set up to “fully represent the interest[s] of the Operating Engineers Local Union No. 3 and Hawaii’s Leading Contractors”–donated $1,500 to Friends of Alan Arakawa.

If that kind of dough isn’t an endorsement, then I don’t know what is.

Nonetheless, should HC&S cane smoke bother you, filing complaints about excessive ash, dust and ground-level smoke with federal, state and local officials is now easier than ever thanks to a new free smartphone app just launched by Maui Tomorrow, which has been running a program known as Clean Air For Keiki that collected cane burning complaints.

Called CleanAirMaui, the new app allows residents to photograph excessive dust, ash and smoke, then tag it with time and location data as well as any explanatory comments the resident wishes to make (photos need to be taken through the app itself).

When filed, the CleanAirMaui “report” is then sent to the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency, the state Department of Health’s Clean Air Branch and the Maui Mayor’s office. The app allows people to post reports anonymously, should they wish. Users can also use the app to look at similar reports filed around the island.

“To make complaints about violations, the department says they need complete information–time, location, photos,” said Irene Bowie, Maui Tomorrow executive director, in a Sept. 27 press release. “This app empowers the community with accurate reporting to push for better air quality.”

To download the CleanAirMaui app, visit your smartphone’s app store.You can get additional

Though the race is 14 months away, Joe Blackburn announced today that he’s once again running for the Maui County Council seat representing Wailuku, Waihe’e and Waikapu. Blackburn, a realtor who used to work as a Maui police officer, firefighter and safety director for Maui Electric Co., unsuccessfully challenged incumbent Mike Victorino in the race for that seat last year.

Blackburn’s Sept. 27 press release announcing his candidacy is standard fare for Maui candidates, mixing personal resume stuff on his local work and service with a pretty vague discussion of “issues.”

“Joe’s top issues include water, reclaimed water, recycling, sound fiscal management and promoting a healthy environment–the ability to use common sense when enforcing government rules and regulations,” states the news release, which was sent from Blackburn’s real estate company email address.

“He brings an ability to implement strategies that will achieve sound fiscal management for Maui County’s budget.”

Blackburn is in an interesting position, even though Victorino thrashed Blackburn last November, 55.6 percent to 27.3 percent.

Given the huge advantage local incumbents hold over challengers in Maui races, Victorino probably has every reason to think he’d do it again in 2014–assuming he just decides to run for reelection to his fifth consecutive term–which would be his last, under county term limits.

But Victorino may decide to run against Arakawa for the Maui Mayor’s job. He’s been vague about that possibility, but that’s only to be expected this far out (the fact that the union which employs Victorino’s wife has

already endorsed Arakawa is an interesting but by no means fatal problem for Victorino).

Should Victorino decide to play it safe and run for reelection, Blackburn’s candidacy will likely be disappointing again–especially if he gets outspent as badly as he was in 2012 (Victorino spent about $99,000 that year on the race to Blackburn’s $31,000). But if Victorino takes a shot at unseating Arakawa, Blackburn would be in a very good position to win.

But that’s all just pre-pre-campaign speculation. In the meantime, Blackburn is starting to raise money (which is probably smart, since his most recent campaign finance report filed with the state shows a $1,177 deficit): on Sunday, Nov. 17, he’s holding a golf tournament at Kahili Golf Course.The cost is $130.

For more information, check out Blackburn4Council.com.

Can Joe win this time?

COUNTY PARK RESTROOMS TO GET MAKEOVER On a final note, remember that guide to the bad state of public restrooms in many County of Maui parks that we ran at the beginning of the year (“Going To The Toilet,” Jan. 31, 2013)? Well if the Sept. 29 edition of The Maui News is any guide, at least someone in the county might have taken notice.

“Beginning in November, the county Parks Department will undertake a nearly $1.5 million restroom renovation project, with work done predominantly at beach parks and ballfield complexes around the county, a parks official said,” reported the paper. “Although the repairs will take place at 42 restrooms–just a fraction of the county parks’ more than 200 restrooms–Deputy Parks & Recreation Director Brianne Savage said the department hasn’t taken on such a ‘massive renovation’ before.”

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SIMMONS, TWEED RENEW VOWS AT HAIKU MILL I couldn’t click on the email fast enough.

After all, it was titled “Gene Simmons Press Release.” But my hopes for juicy news on his Rock and Brews bar going up in Paia were quickly dashed. The press release, sent out on Sept. 25 by the Netherlandsbased PR firm Jennlik Productions, had no mention of the rocker’s proposed bar. Instead, it dealt with Simmons’ recent vow renewal to his current wife Shan-

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Since 2003, the Liko A‘e Native Hawaiian Leadership Program has provided students of Hawaiian ancestry at UH Maui College (and before that Maui Community College) access to positive mentors and role models. Over that decade, more than 2,000 students have in some way received benefits from the program.

“We look to our past, projecting the images of our leaders into the present, as we seek to provide guidance for our scholars and their communities,” states the program’s website (Likoae.org). “The Program invites student scholars to join us, step forth and gain knowledge along the path of our ancestors. Through seeing, hearing, touching, caring, listening, thinking, learning and reasoning, our scholars develop the essential qualities of a mature individual who can become a true asset to the Hawaiian community.”

For the second year in a row, the program has received $1.5 million from the U.S. Department of Education Title VII Elementary and Secondary Education Act funds.

“This second-year funding for our Leadership Program allows us to provide scholarships and wrap-around support services to Native Hawaiians students with a greater

focus on serving those from rural and under-represented areas and non-traditional students,” said Malia Davidson, the program director, in a Sept. 26 press release.

According to the press release, undergrads participating in the program must also do some sort of community “leadership service.” This can include providing tutoring and mentoring sessions and helping high school students trying to finish their GED. Grad students in the program “act as team leaders for their undergraduate colleagues, and also will share their academic research through public and digital speaker events on various campuses,” stated the press release.

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The happy couple and their wedding planners

non Tweed (whose name was twice misspelled as “Sharon” in the press release).

Yes, they are already married, but what the heck–it was a great excuse for Tweed to don a gown by Badgley Mischka. The couple also hired Japanese wedding planner Yoshi Nojiri, whose publicly traded company “Take and Give Needs” reportedly produces 18,000 weddings annually.

The party (called a “luxury wedding party”) was held at Haiku Mill, which bills itself as “one of the most unique and sought-after wedding and private event venues in Hawaii.”

“Our professional wedding and event planning staff at the Haiku Mill embodies the genuine spirit of aloha,” states the Haiku Mill website (Haikumill.com).

“Surrounded by Old World elegance, ornate hand-picked treasures and fragrant jasmine and gardenia blossoms, guests are swept away in the spirit of romance.”

Swept away is right–the press release from Jennlik spoke of crystal chandeliers flown in from Las Vegas that were adorned by thou-

the amount of snow and ice has diminished, the global mean sea level has risen and the concentrations of greenhouse gases have increased,” said Qin Dahe, the co-chair of the working group that wrote the report, according to a Sept. 27 CBS News online report.

Given that islands like Hawaii have felt the effects of climate change in a more dramatic way–especially given sea level rise–it’s not at all surprising that our state is now officially the first sub-national government to sign, along with many island nations around the Pacific, the Majuro Declaration For Climate Change Leadership.

“The State of Hawaii stands with other islands around the world in recognizing the urgent threat of climate change to our sustainability,” Governor Neil Abercrombie said in a press release from his office sent out on Sept.

30. “We have signed onto the Majuro Declaration to share our ambitious commitments to reduce greenhouse gas emissions through innovative energy transformation. We also understand the need to prepare for climate

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sands of wild orchids. Sugar Beach Events catered the party, which naturally featured bottomless glasses of Dom Perignon.

As for entertainment, well–we are talking about the stars of A&E’s Family Jewels, after all.

“Guests were entertained with an impromptu concert where Gene and his family jumped on stage with the band to jam together,” stated the Sept. 25 press release.

“Gene played the bass while his son and daughter sang classic rock standards and jazz tunes. The family said this was a first time they did this sort of thing together.”

-Jen Russo

HAWAII SIGNS ONTO MAJURO DECLARATION ON CLIMATE CHANGE On Monday, Sept. 27, the United Nations released a new 2,000-page report on climate change. The verdict, is that it’s “extremely likely” that human activity (read: industrialization) is causing our planet’s climate to change in ways that will be destructive to life everywhere around the world.

“Our assessment of the science finds that the atmosphere and ocean have warmed,

change adaptation through an integrated approach to building a green, resilient economy.”

Asking for those types of emission controls–which are not popular around the world, especially with developing nations and the big multi-national corporations that make billions of dollars off petroleum–isn’t easy.

Having Hawaii, part of the U.S., sign onto the Majuro Declaration brings it a lot more publicity than it would have garnered otherwise.

“We very much welcome the commitment of the State of Hawaii to be a Climate Leader by signing our Majuro Declaration,” Marshall Islands Minister Tony de Brum said in the Sept. 30 press release. “Hawaii is the first sub-national government to come on board, and will help create the upward spiral of ambition the world so desperately needs. As an island state with ambitious green targets, Hawaii knows the threat posed by climate change. It is time now for all of us to turn our words into action, and to ensure others follow quickly in our footsteps.”

-Anthony Pignataro ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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Dana Carter’s debut as principal of Calimesa Elementary School in California’s San Bernardino County was quite inauspicious, as parents quickly objected to his August policy of requiring kids to drop to one knee when addressing him. One parent said her daughter was forced to kneel while awaiting his attention and then to rise only when he lifted his arms. Carter said he would discontinue the policy and insisted he had instituted it for “safety” and not because he imagined himself as royalty.

CHINESE CHICKEN Many consumers already distrust food imports from China, but the U.S. Department of Agriculture nonetheless announced recently (and “quietly,” according to NPR) that it would exempt four Chinese companies altogether from USDA inspections of their processed chicken exports. The changes are part of the department’s money-saving streamlining that also cuts back domestic regulation– proposals that have already drawn criticism from the Government Accountability Office because they would replace many on-site USDA inspectors with employees of the food-processing plants themselves.

THIS WEEK IN MAYONNAISE ENEMAS It was a tough sell for performance artists Doug Melnyk and Ian Mozdzen to defend their controversial show at the Winnipeg Fringe Festival in July. Wrote one reviewer: “What I saw (on the stage) were not one, not two, but three mayonnaise enemas. [I] do not need to see any more mayonnaise enemas for the rest of my lifetime.” Explained Melnyk, to a Canadian Broadcasting Corp. reporter in July, if all you’re trying to do is “figure out what people want and you make it for them, that’s not art... [Y] ou’re just a shoemaker.”

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT In August, the Mother Nature Network website showcased an array of camping gear seemingly designed for the daintiest of those ostensibly “roughing” it. The Blofield outdoor couch inflates in minutes to produce a facsimile of a Las Vegas lounge sofa.

The Rolla Roaster’s 42-inch-long steel fork assures elegance (and evenness) in marshmallow-roasting. For fashion-conscious backwoods women, Teva makes highheeled hiking sandals ($330). The mother of all Swiss army knives, by Wenga, has so many gadgets that it suggests a parody of a Swiss army knife. To be a camper is to sleep in a tent, though, and why not the trailermounted Opera tent, including hardwood floors and a wine cooler?

EPIC CAMPAIGN FAIL A July direct-mail campaign by Canada’s Conservative Party, intended to show concern for the disabled population, might have fallen short, according to a Toronto Star report. The first wave of brochures, “Supporting Jobs for All Canadians” (meaning the disabled as well), featured the wellknown wheelchair symbol and a message in a series of Braille dots. But the brochure was useless to blind recipients, who could neither see the dots nor read them, as the dots were printed on a flat surface.

SHE’LL DO GREAT IN COURT By her own admission, Joan Hoyt, 61, of St. Louis, has difficulty writing, is easily distracted, needs frequent breaks, and “reads about 2 1/2 times slower than her peers”–yet wants to be a lawyer. She filed a lawsuit recently against the Law School Admission Council for special accommodations to take the standardized admissions test after the council offered to grant her “only” 156 extra minutes for the exam. She also demanded a room by herself with a “white noise” machine and the ability to bring a computer and food and drinks to the exam. (States have made similar accommodations for bar exams–but those applicants have already successfully endured the intellectual rigors of law school.)

INEXPLICABLE Is oral sex permitted in Orthodox Judaism? If so, must any lubricant used be kosher (or is kosher required only for substances ingested into the body)? These questions were not answered by California’s Trigg Laboratories, which decided recently to vie for a kosher label for eight lines of Ecstasy lubricant under its Wet label–and, following an inspection by the Rabbinical Council of California, was granted it. Many authorities believe that non-kosher products can be used if, like lipstick, they are “applied” but not ingested. ■

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Maui Pride AS THE HAWAII LEGISLATURE PREPARES TO VOTE ON SAME-SEX MARRIAGE, MAUI’S LGBTQ COMMUNITY COMES TOGETHER TO CELEBRATE

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he annual Maui Pride Festivities always provide great excitement for our island’s LGBTQ community, but this year has much greater significance. In June the U.S. Supreme Court finally struck down the Defense of Marriage laws, and later this month our own state Legislature convenes for a Special Session on the issue of legalizing same-sex marriage.

The Maui Pride organization, which is now two years old, provides outreach for individuals questioning their sexuality and acts as a liaison for other organizations such as the Maui Aids Foundation (MAF) and Both Sides Now.

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The organization also organized 10 events for the community in the last year. One of their crowning achievements is their scholarship program–in just one year, they doubled the available funds for students to $5,000.

At the festival, the schedule of events is loaded with all-ages events and 21-and-over parties. After Friday’s reception, all ages are welcome to attend the LGBTQ 80’s vs 90’s dance party at Moose McGillycuddy’s in Kihei at 8pm.

Saturday highlights include a hike up Kahakuloa ridge, followed by the daytime Pride Festival at Maui Tropical Plantation with live entertainment from Kings of Spade, Shea

Butter and the Crème and the Deborah Vial Band.

There’s a lot to celebrate, but it’s also a time of tragedy. On Sunday, Sept. 29, dedicated Maui Pride activist and HIV counselor Rodger “Chef Raja” Shortell suddenly passed away. He was 45.

Those of us in the MauiTime office always appreciated the sunshine that came along with a visit from Chef Raja.

He made Maui his home and a better place to live. His work at Maui Aids Foundation and Tiki Torch Productions, stint on Food Network’s Extreme Chef and amazing smile and personality will be a lasting legacy for the island.

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their tax forms. There are currently 13 states that have legalized same sex marriage.

“The Supreme Court has done their part,” said Dean Wong, a prominent member of Maui’s LGBTQ community.

“Now it’s time for Hawaii legislators to move quickly, do their part and pass marriage equality in Hawaii. Denying committed couples the right to marry is unacceptable—end of story. So as we celebrate this historic ruling in favor of basic civil rights, we need to insist on the Hawaii state legislature to pass marriage equality.”

Same-sex marriage has considerable economic ramifications for the state. A study by Professor Sumner La Croix, an economist with the University of Hawaii, and Lauren Gabriel of the Richardson School of Law, estimates that $217 million that would otherwise go into the state economy will be lost if same-sex marriage remains illegal here.

Sure, Hawaii has “civil unions.” But they fall short of what constitutes a proper and legal marriage.

“Love is Love,” said Michael McFall, The Pride Guide of Hawaii’s publisher. “The reason for the Special Session is because of IRS joint filings and an economic boost to Hawaii’s tourism and wedding industry. Since same-sex marriages are allowed in California and Washington, same-sex ceremonies in Hawaii are way down. Civil Unions just do not cut it.”

The tide is turning nationwide against discriminatory marriage laws. Just last week, a New Jersey Superior Court judge ordered the state to allow same-sex marriage, stating that it was unconstitutional to deny federal benefits to certain citizens.

Still, while there’s a lot of support throughout Hawaii for the upcoming Special Session, it’s not a slam dunk.

“At this point, it seems the only opposition is coming from a handful of major religions, but even that opposition is fading,” said Bob Kincaid, the president of Maui Pride. “A few weeks ago, we heard that the Bishop of the Catholic Church’s Hawaiian Diocese had urged members to speak out and oppose the legislation. Surprisingly, a few days later, his boss–the new Catholic Pope–spoke out about the misguidance of the Catholic Church in its ‘obsession’ with gays and abortion. It seemed the comments were directly related to the Bishop of the Hawaiian Catholic Diocese’s call to action and instead encouraged a more open and tolerant church. What once was the main theme of the argument against gay marriage, religion, can no longer be a mainstay.

Most encouraging was the let-

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ven now, in 21st century America, sexuality is still to a great extent a taboo topic. We like to think of our nation as modern, but too often when the topic of homosexuality and transgendered rights comes up, deep-seated fear and dogmas rear their ugly heads. This has many people across Hawaii outraged.

“Put your votes toward equality,” said Kasi Nunez, lead singer for Kings of Spade when I recently asked her about what straights can do for the LGBTQ community.

“If someone in your circle is prejudiced toward gays, speak up. Nothing opens minds more than someone you love asking you to maybe think about things in a different way. When I was younger, my mom was absolutely disgusted with the fact that her own daughter was a queer. So I stayed away from the family. After a while, she missed me. She had to deal with her prejudice and judgement and realized I was the same loving daughter I had always been and who I chose to sleep with was none of her business. Now she has come around to being 100 percent supportive of the queer community. She is very warm and welcoming of my partner. It took some time, but it was a beautiful metamorphosis and is possible with anyone.”

Hawaii will be facing this head-on this month during the legislative special session. The recent US Supreme Court ruling striking down the 1996 Defense of Marriage Act reportedly spurred Governor Neil Abercrombie to call for the special session.

“On June 25, the Supreme Court found the Defense of Marriage Law unconstitutional,” said Lois K. Perrin, Legal Director at the ACLU of Hawaii. “They found the 1138 benefits defined by federal law that married couples enjoyed that were being denied to same sex couples.”

Those benefits include basic rights to social security payments, COBRA, employer provided health benefits, child custody, and tax issues ranging from earned income credits to estate taxes–plus many others for those checking off the “Married” box on

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ter to the Hawaiian Legislature calling for full marriage equality that was signed by the leaders of 20 major organized religions.”

Despite several faiths supporting the legalization of same-sex marriage, others aren’t going along with it so easily. Perrin of the ACLU said that the remaining challenge for that organization is the confusion about the religious portion of the proposed law. She has read the draft of the proposed bill and said there’s no question that the ACLU supports the language.

“The ACLU is in an interesting position because we support both religious freedom and marriage freedom,” said Perrin. “The religious exemption in our Hawaii bill needs to be fully understood. No clergy is going to be forced to marry a couple that they do not want to.”

State Senator Gil Keith-Agaran, D–Kahului, said the key discussions in the upcoming session will be on the scope of the religious conscience exemptions. But he also said that with the Special Session focusing just on the same-sex marriage bill, proponents and opponents will get better notice of opportunities to testify than they would during a regular session where so much more is going on.

For Representative Kaniela Ing, D-South Maui, the whole matter is clear.

“The evolution of society is to recognize that loving committed relationships should have legal rights,” said Ing. “But those who have held on to certain views long enough have ideological differences. The debate in the House tends to shift. It started with why homosexuality is bad, but that’s a slippery slope. Then it moved on to religious freedom, and whether this law should be a constitutional amendment. At the end of the day, it’s rigid ideological differences.”

The ACLU’s Hawaii office will be holding Community Action Days to support the same-sex marriage bill. Maui’s will be held on Wednesday, Oct. 16 (5-7pm) at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center’s Higashi meeting room. There they will dish out tips on testimony–in fact, if you bring your laptop, notebook or mobile device, you can submit your comments on the spot. Dinner will be served, too. For more information and to RSVP go to Aclu.org.

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• Sunset VIP Reception – 5:307:30pm (Sold Out). This kicks off Maui Pride. The Mayor’s office will give a proclamation and there will be announcements as to the awarding of scholarships.

This year, Maui Pride will provide $5,000 in scholarships to youth for continuing education.

• 80’s vs 90’s Dance Party – 8pm-10pm, all ages; 10pm till midnight, 21 and over. Dance as the best of the ‘80s goes against the jams of the ‘90s. There is a suggested $5 cover charge. Moose McGillicuddy’s in Kihei.

Saturday, Oct. 5 • Maui Pride Culture Hike – 8:30am (meet at Starbucks Queen Ka’ahumanu Center for carpool).

The Maui Pride culture hike will take place at Kahakuloa Ridge.

The carpool will leave Starbucks at 8:45am. After the hike, everyone caravans back to the Maui Tropical Plantation for the Pride Festival.

• Maui Pride Festival – 11am4:30pm. The Maui Pride Festival–which is free–will take place at the Maui Tropical Plantation in Waikapu. It’s open to all ages.

Bring your beach chairs and blankets because there will be live music from Kings of Spade, Shea Butter and the Crème and the Deborah Vial Band. There will also be a pet parade from the Maui County Humane Society and Drag Races. Enjoy more than 40 vendor booths, food, drinks and a beer garden.

• Maui Pride Dinner Show – 6-7:30pm. It’s an evening with Donna Summer, Barbra Streisand and their closest friends. Enjoy a delicious buffet dinner as you watch the show. They will dazzle you with numbers from Whitney Houston, Lucille Ball, Reba McIntyre and more. Limited tickets available. $60, Maui Tropical Plantation.

• Closing Celebration – 7:3010:30pm. Dance as everyone celebrates the closing night. $5 cover, 21 and over, Maui Tropical Plantation.

• Official After Party – 10:30pm2am. Head over to Ambrosia Martini Lounge in Kihei for the after party. Dance some more or just lounge with friends.

Sunday, Oct. 6 • Maui Pride Breakfast Social – 10am. After all that dancing and celebrating, you know you’ll be hungry Sunday morning. So get to Stella Blues in Kihei for breakfast. Bring your friends and family as they celebrate the end of another great festival.

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t’s really a shame Chef Raja won’t see the results of the Special Session. Regardless of how it goes, the coming weeks are among the most important ever for Hawaii’s LGBTQ community.

Back in October 2012, I spoke with Chef Raja about Maui Pride, but for one reason or another the interview never ran. Running it now seems more than appropriate:

Q: A:

What does Maui Pride mean to you?

Pride means people coming together to celebrate our similarities through diversity. It’s not to say we are special, but more so, everyone’s special in their own unique way. Pride means nurturing the best in me and being aware of the best in you... and that is something to take pride in and celebrate!

Q: A:

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What does LGBTQ pride mean?

Why celebrate it?

There is no easy answer to this question. So many views on sexuality, deviation, religion, gender roles, society, etc.–and why the need to have a special day to celebrate what some seem to think is a choice?

The simple answer is personal and pure: I celebrate equality! Celebrating is what we do as humans to say to one another, “I’m so glad you are here with me. Shall we dance?”

Q: A:

Why is important to recognize Gay Pride no matter the size of the community?

I think Dr. Seuss put it in Horton Hears A Who: “...even though you can’t see or hear them at all, a per-

Tell me about yourself. What do you do on Maui?

I am a personal chef island-wide and also I’m a counselor/tester/ educator/outreach rep for the Maui AIDS Foundation (MAF). I work with a kickin’ team in prevention and a long list of dedicated colleagues here at MAF. I think it’s important to be a positive influence on the community as well as have passion for what you do.

How do you identity with pride?

Growing up as a minority and being made to believe I was something to be ashamed of was never easy. I see kids trying to survive every day. If I can, in any way, be a positive role model and not only tell but show our youth it definitely gets better–preventing suicide, hate crimes, self-loathing, denial and quite possibly substance abuse–how could one not identify with that? I identify because I was there and always wished someone else understood what I was going through at the time. Be the change you want to see... Pretty simple.

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son’s a person, no matter how small.” We are all brothers and sisters, mothers and fathers, doctors and lawyers, artists and politicians, volunteers and editors... each serving a vital role in society and independent stewards of Aloha here in Hawaii. When we don’t recognize, we discriminate. As a team we should learn to live, love and work together. Surely, if my left foot discriminated against my right, I would find myself flat on my face and going nowhere fast.

Q: A:

What are some of the issues facing the LGBT community?

If I have to pick one, I’d have to say preconceived notions of a community members’ character based on one’s personal beliefs and/or religion that are not based in fact. Persuasive rhetoric is a danger-

ous and misleading weapon of choice used against many minorities. In that we celebrate pride to prove it has no place in equality or love for every woman, man and child.

Q: A:

Every Pride is different, and that’s the beauty of it all. Though I will say they embrace the same overall theme. Be the best you. Celebrate your unique qualities and embrace others.

Q:

If you’re part of the LGBT community does that mean you’re gay?

Does it mean you are “out”? What do those things mean to you?

A:

I think it is all up to interpretation.

For example, I could move to Africa where I would be happy to be a called a member of a particular community, though would not consider myself African. The same can be said of moving to Hawaii and becoming hanai or considered local after so long...yet I would not consider myself Hawaiian. I think my point is that there are many supporters to equality in it’s many forms, who consider themselves part of the LGBT community through friendship, family or sexual orientation. Personally I do, I am OUT–and it means living life honestly with integrity for others as well as myself. I support others who believe in equality, gay, straight or transgender. I don’t see a community of color, gender or sexual preference. I see a community as an entity with a common goal that works together regardless its differences.

Q: A: Chef Raja

How does Maui’s Pride Festival measure up to other festivals you’ve attended?

What part of Maui Pride are you most looking forward to?

Seeing people smile. ■ jen@mauitime.com

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The New Maui Tacos Tablet-ordering and different menu options arrive at the chain’s Kihei Triangle location in LA. Vega knows his tortillas.

“Our corn tortillas do not use Maseca,” says Vega. “The reason why is that Maseca is made with all the corn product, including the husk and the cob. Instead, we make our corn tortillas from scratch, starting with a nixtamal–soaked corn kernels. Because we only use the kernels, the flavor of our corn tortillas is superior. Maseca can make your tortillas drier with less flavor.”

They also make their divine horchata every day. I tried mine with a glass of iced coffee while eating my soy-rizo breakfast burrito. It was incredible!

Maui Tacos has offered breakfast burritos for years, but this location is serving a full

glasses from Mexico and will make you forget the South Maui heat faster than the few taps on the iPad it takes to order them. It’s best if you pair your relief with taquitos or two-bite tacos from the pupu menu.

Their beans are made from scratch, too, and their cooks butcher and break down their meats every day. There is no lard in their tortillas and beans, meaning dining can be ideal for diet restrictions like gluten-free and vegan.

The enchiladas are also made to order. You choose from six different filling options– charbroiled steak, shredded beef, ground beef, chicken, barbecue pork or cheese. At dinner, Chef Alfonso has also created a list of special creations: Jalisco Chile Verde, Veracruz

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t’s hard to believe that I’ve been eating at Maui Tacos for 20 years.

The Maui-Mexican fusion cuisine a la Mark Ellman–known for grilled meats, fresh housemade salsas and great vegetarian offerings–took the island

are still ensuring the best island-Mexican fusion items on the menu. Their burritos and tacos have been Best of Maui winners for years, and you can pick them up at any of their many locations. But their Kihei Kalama Village shop, the newest of the six on the island, is the nesting ground for Maui Taco’s innovation.

“Airports were the first ones using this technology,” says Endervelt. “Where customer service is not super important.”

The iPad system is simple.You sit at a table, peruse the menu, then tap on an item you’d like to order. No typing is required–you just

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breakfast menu with American and Mexican specialties. There’s soy chorizo with huevos, chilaquiles, breakfast tacos and loco moco, and all all reasonably priced from $2.75 to $7.25. They also have pancakes, French toast, eggs, breakfast potatoes and omelets, and mimosas start at $3 with a breakfast order.

At happy hour (3-6pm), you can get cervezas for $3, Long Island ice tea for $5 or margaritas for $5.50. The margaritas come with housemade sweet sour, are served in imported

drunken fish and grilled pineapple chicken fajitas. The drunken fish was so tender and tangy, with Corona, tomato, onion, cilantro, fresh jalapenos and green olives going into the sauce. The chile verde is made with pork steak bites with green tomatillo, jalapeno, garlic and cilantro. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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by storm in the 1990s. I love picking up their tacos and burritos, but it’s hardly a place where I would expect to find high tech gadgets or big menu changes.

Then I stopped at their relatively new Kihei Kalama Village (the “Triangle”) location and found just that: iPad ordering modules bolted to tables in their al fresco dining room as well as cocktails, beer, a happy hour menu, a full breakfast menu and even table service in the evening. Is this still the Maui Tacos I know and love?

Well, yes. Since new owner Jeff Endervelt took over, familiar faces like Operations Director Jose “Pepe” Vega and Chef Alfonso Navarro

tap on options like specifying a particular meat or requesting no cheese and then hit “complete order.” A swiper for credit and debit cards is built in at the top, and your receipt is then emailed to you (if this isn’t for you, or you want to pay with cash, you can still order at the counter). But the process isn’t totally impersonal: a Maui Tacos server later comes by with your food and to make sure all is well.

Of course, you can still pick up your favorite salsas and condiments at the salsa bar.

While testing it out, Vega filled me in on their tortillas, made special for Maui Tacos by a family of generational tortilla makers

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THURSDAY, OCT. 3 MAUI FAIR – Maui’s iconic event, the Maui Fair, is back for to celebrate its 91st year. All keiki are encouraged to stop by the Keiki ID Booth before heading over to the E.K. Fernandez Joy Zone. Then there’s the food court that benefits local charities, exhibits of some of Maui’s best livestock and poultry, commercial and homemakers tents, live music, contests, the Hawaii products exhibits, wonderful local art and photography and, of course, Orchidland. Register online today for “Special Fair” day inviting keiki and adults with special needs who otherwise wouldn’t be able to attend.

Children 4 and under Free. Keiki (5-11) $3.00. Adults $7. Oct. 3 5pm to 11pm /Oct. 4 5pm to midnight/ Oct. 5 10am to midnight/ Oct.6 10am to 11pm. War Memorial Gymnasium (211 Kanaloa Ave., Wailuku), Mauifair.com.

MAUI FAIR PARADE – Help welcome the Maui Fair air to town this Thursday by having a good time at the Maui Fair h as Parade. Grab your umbrellas and blankets and watch eha members of Maui’s community stroll down Kamehameha niAvenue in Kahului. As always, the parade will begin at Unihe versity of Hawaii Maui College and conclude at the rs War Memorial Complex. The opening event gathers ime floats, bands and other community organizations for a time of celebration and leads to the official opening of fair weekend. 4:30pm.

UH Maui College (310 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahuluii ), Mauifair.com.

FRIDAY, OCT. 4 ART=MIXX – The Maui Arts and Cultural Center invites you to get back in the mix this Friday at ArT=Mixx–Wonder Edition. The event celebrates art, music, dance, multimedia visual and interactive art while featuring artists from our local community. Starting with Wes Bruce’s “Taken By Wonder” exhibit in the Schaefer International Gallery, Art=Mixx will continue the themes of curiosity and discovery.

Let your mind wander during this month’s mix! 21+. FREE. 7pm11pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-244-7467, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy ArT=Mixx

PINT NIGHT FOR THE BIRDS – Maui Brewing Company teams up with the Maui Forest Bird Recovery Project to bring you another reason to cheers to the birds. Here’s an easy and enjoyable way to give back to one of Hawaii’s native species while enjoying a brew or two! MFRBP’s mission includes restoring, developing and implementing systems to recover endangered bird species. On this night, the organization focuses on the Maui parrotbill (kiwikiu), which is native to Haleakala.

Half of the evening’s pint sales will benefit MFBRP and their conservation efforts.

6pm-10:30pm. Maui Brewing Company (4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-573-0280, Mauiforestbirds.org, Mauibrewingco. com.

FRIDAY, OCT. 4 ROASTED CORN – Kihei Caffe will set up shop at Wailuku First Friday to benefit the Hali‘imaile Community Garden. Founded in 2006, the garden offers educational outreach opportunities, encourages self-sufficient food resources and promotes sustainable and organic practices. Their Goodwill Garden Program donates produce from three plots to Hale Kau Kau and Maui Food Bank.

The garden operates on 1.4 acres of land donated by the Maui Land & Pineapple Company is 100 percent organic. So grab a roasted corn at Wailuku First Friday and continue to support the community garden and its work promoting sustainability and conscious food choices. 5pm-9pm. Wailuku First Friday. 415-480-GROW, Haliimailegarden.com. Photo: Darwin Bell/Wikimedia Commons

WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY – Get into the swing of things with Maui Swing Dancers this Friday at Wailuku’s town party! The Wailuku Bansic yan Tree Park will light up with a ‘60s costume contest and live music he from Eddie and the Promises. Then the live music continues at the o Maui Thing Stage with GOMEGA and Pam Peterson. Be sure to bring a pair of old shoes to If The Shoe Fits’ shoe drive, which benefitss e Big Brothers, Big Sisters. For those 21 and over, the beer and wine n garden will be open, with proceeds helping Kumu A‘o, Inc. You can h also enter for a chance to win jewelry during Kama’aina Loan-Cash rty for Gold’s “What’s it Worth” guessing game. As always, catch the party live at WailukuCam.com as Harry Eager interviews various people on the street. Free. 6pm. Wailuku (Main Street), Mauifridays.com.

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SATURDAY, OCT. 5 MAUI PRIDE FESTIVAL – In collaboration with the neighbor islands, Pride Week comes to Maui this Friday through Sunday.

The weekend kicks off with an all-ages ‘80s vs ‘90s dance-off on Friday night at Moose’s in Kihei. Then on Saturday the festivity continues with a nature hike through Kahakuloa Ridge followed by a Maui Pride daytime show featuring cultural displays, music and food for purchase. The fun continues into Saturday evening with a buffet dinner and show. A top 40s dance party will keep everybody moving at the Maui Tropical Plantation while the afterparty continues in Kihei at Ambrosia Martini Lounge. Finally on Sunday morning, you can recover at Maui Pride’s breakfast social at Stella Blues. Mauipride.org. Photo: Llevellyn Lightsey

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DINNER W/SUMMERS & STREISAND – This Saturday, you can dine with Donna Summers and Barbra Streisand at a premiere Maui Pride event (or at least incredible simulations of them). Enjoy a buffet dinner while the ladies and their friends take to the stage. Poison Waters and Bolivia Carmichaels will continue the entertainment with a comedy show. Upgrade to the Rainbow VIP Package and receive two glasses of wine at dinner. Dinner tickets also allow entry to the Maui Pride Weekend Dance following the dinner.

Order your tickets online prior to the event. $60. 4:30pm.

Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Wailuku), Mauipride.org. Photo courtesy Maui Pride

SUNDAY, OCT. 6

FINE ARTS FAIR – Enjoy the art scene at the Lahaina Banyan Tree this Saturday. The Banyan tree is home to Lahaina Art Society’s Fine Arts Fair a few times a month. The fair includes many art forms, including paintings, ceramics, wood carvings and jewelry.

Enjoy live music while shopping at more than 50 of Maui’s local merchants. You can also take a stroll through the historic Old Lahaina Courthouse or grab a bite to eat at any of the eateries on Front Street. Free. 9am-5pm. Banyan Tree Park (649 Wharf St., Lahaina), Visitlahaina.com. Photo: Shaund/Wikimedia Commons

LAHAINA GIFT AND CRAFT FAIR – Here’s a chance to start some early holiday shopping: go to the Lahaina Gift and Craft Fair this Sunday. Get to know the merchants as you shop their inventory. What’s more, Paradise Grill Lahaina will have food available for purchase. Products will range from made-on-Maui products to imported items. Take advantage of yet another opportunity to cross names off your holiday list! $1. 9am-4pm. Lahaina Civic Center (1840 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Lahaina). Photo: John L. Shorey/Wikimedia Commons

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THE ALPHA BETA BOOK – Who hasn’t dreamed of one day speaking the language of Socrates, crates, Plato and Aristotle? Well, this Monday you can learn the Greek alphabet and numbers with author Keith McCray ay’s The Alpha at the Makawao Public Library. Keiki 10 and older are welcomed to a presentation of McCray’s ctographs and Beta Book: An Introduction to Ancient Greek. McCray will explain the tricks behind Greek pictographs guage interpreter sign copies of his book, which will be available for purchase. Contact the library for a sign language or other special accommodations. Free. 6:30 pm. Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785. Photo of Aristotle sculpture: Ludovisi Collection/Wikimedia Commonss

HERBAL FIRST AID – At Whole Foods this Tuesday you can discover a few herb alternatives to many first aid kit staples with Deborah Maghen. Maghen will discuss herbal treatments to common injuries and day-to-day health problems.

Build your own herbal first aid kit during this free informational session. Maghen also offers courses on various topics regarding holistic remedies. Come learn about alternative remedies. Free. 6pm. Whole Foods Market (70 E. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Facebook.com/WFMKahului. Photo: Sean M. Hower

WEDNESDAY, OCT. 9 SAFE INTERNET COMPUTING, PART 2 – Teens 13 and older are invited to learn “Safe Internet Computing, Part 2–Safe Behaviors” at the Makawao Public Library this Wednesday. The course is the second installment of the Safe Internet Computing course. Here are steps you can take to protect yourself as well as your computer and data from hackers. Learn about how to safely buy online, tie into hot spots and log onto public computers. Pre-registration is required. If a sign language interpreter or other special accommodation are needed contact Makawao Public Library as soon as possible. Free. 6pm-7:30. Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

‘TROPIC THUNDER’ – Ambrosia’s Red Carpet Movie Night salutes military humor during October and the next movie up is Tropic Thunder.

The classic, controversial 2008 comedy from Ben Stiller stars Stiller, Jack Black and Robert Downey Jr. (who plays an Australian playing an African-American). The plot follows a group of actors making a war movie who suddenly find themselves in a real war zone. Will they make it out? Grab free popcorn and take advantage of the Happy Hour prices until 9pm. No cover. 7:30pm-9:30pm. Ambrosia’s Martini Lounge (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011, Ambrosiamaui.com. Photo: Movieweb

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group of kids from Maui were sent to Space Camp in 1989, where they spent a week at the training facility in Huntsville Alabama, learning how to operate spacecraft. I was one of those kids. It was a pivotal event in my young life, as I seriously wanted, at the time, to become an astronaut.

I flew to the Mainland with a group of Maui pre-teens, though I was the only representative from Makawao Elementary School. After a week of classes, simulators, flight shuttle reenactments and dehydrated “space food,” I discovered that, while I had no problem being in an airplane, the thought of being in the vacuum of space gave me intense feelings of vertigo. So ended my dream of being the next Neil Armstrong.

But during my time at Space Camp, I don’t recall ever being told about the incredible dangers inherent in space

travel. Alfonso Cuaron’s Gravity, his second film after the extraordinary Children of Men, is all about the dangers of life in outer space, which, the title card tells us, is “impossible.”

The enormous planet Earth is the first thing we see, an incredible image of size and might that fills the screen.

As it’s in the vacuum of space, there is no sound. Slowly, the tiny figments on the side of the screen draw closer, and we gradually realize we’re looking at an astronaut on a “space walk.”

We hear a distant voice growing louder as he floats closer to us. We recognize it immediately–it’s George Clooney. He’s outside his spacecraft, working on a mission along with two other astronauts.

Playing the astronaut he’s speaking to is Sandra Bullock, portraying a soft spoken scientist who uses time in space as an escape from the horrors she left on Earth.

More of this comes up later. At the moment, the film is allowing us to overhear their conversation as they go about their most unusual line of work. As the camera floats nonchalantly around them, filming them for a seemingly endless take, I had to remind myself that

They never had to do manual labor in Star Trek

Clooney and Bullock have never been to outer space.

The special effects made me forget, almost immediately, that the actors filmed these scenes with techniques ranging from wire work to elaborate CGI. Yet, it’s so seamless and appears so real, with brilliant uses of sound to compliment the illusion, I gave up early on trying to figure out how they pulled it off and just decided to believe I was watching the real thing.

Clooney’s movie star charisma makes him a good fit for his role, but Bullock has rarely been better. She gives a tour de force performance and doesn’t allow the effects to overshadow her, which couldn’t have been easy.

The story is much more than Clooney and Bullock’s characters floating in zero

gravity but saying anything beyond the obvious minimum, that this is a survivor story, would be spoiling it. Gravity offers its audience an experience they’ve never had before.

The reportedly long post-production (this was filmed two years ago) has resulted in a film of visual miracles that dwarfs even Avatar. The dialogue isn’t on the same level and the story has a conventional quality, though the way it’s told makes for a riveting journey.

It’s closer to 127 Hours than Apollo 13, emphasizing survival while death inches closer at every second. Designed to appear composed of only a few scenes, consisting of long, continuous takes, the cinematography puts you into space in a way I haven’t experienced before. Not even at Space Camp. ■

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Showtimes KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2 2D-PG-THU 11:40 12:45 1:45 2:50 3:50 4:55 5:05 7:00 7:30 9:05 9:45. FRI-WED 10:00 11:00 12:10 1:10 2:20 3:20 4:30 5:30 7:40 9:50.

Gravity 2D-PG13-FRI-WED 1:15 7:00.

Gravity 3D-PG13-FRI-WED 10:00 11:00 12:15 2:30 3:30 4:45 5:45 8:00 9:15 10:15.

Insidious: Chapter 2-PG13-THU 12:35 2:50 5:05 7:30 9:45.

Runner Runner-R-FRI-WED 10:50 12:55 3:00 5:05 7:10 9:15 .

Rush 2D-R-THU 11:00 1:40 4:20 7:10 9:40.

FRI-WED 11:20 2:00 4:40 7:20 10:00.

Short Term-R-THU 12:50 3:00 5:10 7:20 9:30.

The Family-PG13-THU 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15 9:45. FRI-WED 7:05 9:35.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Baggage Claim-PG13-THU (12:00 2:20 4:40) 7:00 10:00. FRI-WED 12:40 4:20 6:50 10:20.

Battle of the Year-PG13-3D THU (12:10 2:40 5:10) 7:40 10:30. FRI-WED 12:50 4:00 6:40 9:20.

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2 2D-PG-THU (2:15 4:30) 7:00.

Don Jon-R-THU (12:45 3:00 5:15) 7:30 10:15.

FRI-WED 12:20 2:40 5:00 7:20 10:00.

Elysium-R-THU (1:00 3:30) 6:50 9:40. FRIWED 1:10 4:30 7:10 10:20.

Insidious: Chapter 2-PG13-FRI-WED 1:20 4:50 7:30 10:30.

Lee Daniel’s The Butler-PG13-THU (12:05 3:15) 6:30 9:45. FRI-WED 12:10 3:30 6:30 9:30.

Metallica Through The Never-R-FRI-WED 12:30 2:50 5:10 7:40 10:30.

Mortal Instruments: City of Bones-PG13THU 6:40 9:50.

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters-PG-THU (12:50 3:20) 6:50 9:40. FRI-WED 12:50 4:10 6:50 9:30.

Planes-PG-THU (12:20 4:50) 7:20 10:30. FRIWED 12:00 2:30 5:00 7:20 10:10.

Prisoners-R-THU (12:10 12:30 3:05 3:35) 6:40 7:10 9:20 9:50. Thu. (1:30 4:45) 8:00. FRI-WED 12:30p 3:40p 6:30p 7:00p 9:20p 9:50p.

Riddick-R-THU (12:30 3:30) 6:30 9:30. FRIWED 12:40 3:50 6:40 9:40.

The Smurfs 2-G-THU (12:00 2:30 4:55) 7:20 10:05.

Turbo-PG-THU (12:50 3:40).

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his job when he learns that his infernal machine is still producing weird and dangerous animalfood hybrids. 95 min.

GRAVITY 3D - PG13 - Sci-Fi - Sandra Bullock and George Clooney are astronauts who find themselves stranded in Earth orbit. See this week’s film critique. 90 min.

DON JON - R - Comedy - Some New Jersey guy who watches a lot of porn decides to find out what true love actually means. 90 min.

METALLICA THROUGH THE NEVER - R Musical - A young Metallica roadie goes on a surreal journey while on an urgent mission during a concert. 94 min.

RUNNER RUNNER - R - Drama - Some poor kid who goes bust in an online poker game arranges a meeting with the man he believes cheated him. 91 min.

ELYSIUM - R - Action - Matt Damon stars in this dystopian take on a future where rich people live in space and the poors live on Earth, and he has to bust heads in a high-tech suit for some reason. 109 min.

THE FAMILY - PG13 - Action - A mob family relocates to France as part of the witness protection program and has trouble fitting in. Stars Michelle Pfeiffer and Robert De Niro. 111 min.

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INSIDIOUS: CHAPTER 2 - PG13 - Horror The wacky Lambert family is back at it, trying to figure out why they’re connected to the scary spirit world. 105 min.

BAGGAGE CLAIM - PG13 - Comedy - Montana will not be the oldest woman in her family to get married, so she travels 30,000 miles to convince some guy to marry her. 96 min.

LEE DANIEL’S THE BUTLER - PG13 - Drama - All of Hollywood (including Oprah!) stars in this look at the life of a White House butler. 132 min.

BATTLE OF THE YEAR - PG13 - Musical - Do you like movies about dancing, dancers and noholds-barred dancing competitions? Then you’ll enjoy this movie. 109 min.

CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 2 - PG - Animation - Flint Lockword must leave

PLANES - PG - Animation - If liked Disney’s Cars (both pictures), then you’ll love this one, also from Disney. 92 min.

PRISONERS - R - Drama - A desperate father tries to find his missing daughter. 146 min.

RIDDICK - R - Action - Vin Diesel is back as Riddick

(originally from Pitch Black) in this tale of alien predators, vicious mercenaries and brutal revenge for one thing or another. Also stars Karl Urban and that blonde chick from Battlestar Galactica. 119 min.

RUSH - R - Action - Ron Howard directs this take on the real-life, real tense rivalry between 70’s Formula One drivers James Hunt and Niki Lauda. 123 min.

TURBO - PG - Animation - An accident gives a garden snail his big chance to win the Indy 500. 96 min.

LAST CHANCE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS: CITY OF BONES PG13 - Action - After her mom disappears, a New York teenage girl learns she must join a secret band of warriors and battle demons, vampires and other more or less typical New Yorkers. 130 min.

PERCY JACKSON: SEA OF MONSTERS PG - Family - The son of Poseidon and friends travel to the Sea of Monsters to find the Golden Fleece and save their home. 106 min.

SHORT TERM 12 - R - Drama - A semi-humorous take on what young teens at a foster care center go through. Directed by Maui native Destin Cretton. 96 min.

THE SMURFS 2 - G - Animation - Gargamel (Hank Azaria) captures Smurfette (Katy Perry) so he can start turning Naughties into Smurfs. 105 min.

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By Jen Russo

Calendar

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS & FESTIVALS 91ST MAUI FAIR - Thu, Oct 3. Thursday’s highlights start with the Parade, which starts at 4:30pm at the Ka‘ahumanu Avenue entrance of UH Maui College, turns right on to Kanaloa Avenue and ends at the entrance to Maehara Baseball Stadium (see Picks, pg. 17, for more info). There’s also Zenshin Daiko, Sean Na‘auao and Halau Ka Hanu O Lehua. Adults: $7 / Children ages 5-11 years: $3/ Children 4 and under: Free. 5-11pm War Memorial Stadium, (211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-270-7389 WAILUKU TOWN PARTY - EXOTIC EYE AND BODY ALIVE - Free yoga with Rachel G (4:456pm), $25 Finger Friday tattoo special (10am7pm, must book ahead), Free. 4:30pm Body Alive Yoga & Movement Studio, (1995 Main St., Wailuku); 808-359-1060; bodyaliveyoga.com WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY Join the street party and experience local entertainment, food, sidewalk vendors and more.

This month, enjoy live music by Eddie and the Promises, Gomega, Pam Peterson and Joel Katz. Enjoy a performance of Love Sex and the IRS at the Iao Theater for $16-$28. Best Costume of the 60’s Contest, “What’s It Worth” guessing game, Big Brother, Big Sister shoe drive and a Beer and Wine Garden benefiting Ku‘u A‘O. Free. 5pm Wailuku Town, (Market Street and Main Street, Wailuku) 91ST MAUI FAIR - Fri, Oct 4. Friday’s highlights include KPOA’S Got Talent, Mailani, Nuff Sedd, Hilarious Hypnosis with Joel and Tarah.

What do the Zipper, Flying Saucer, Music Express and Pronto Pups have in common? Find out here! Adults: $7 / Children ages 5-11 years: $3/ Children 4 and under: Free. 5-11pm War Memorial Stadium, (211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-270-7389 MAUI PRIDE FESTIVAL - Fri, Oct 4 to Sun, Oct 6. See details and schedule on Pg. 11 for events and locations.

WILLIE K’S WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND AT STELLA BLUES CAFE - Fri, Oct 4. Willie K’s island style blues. $10. 9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com 91ST MAUI FAIR - Sat, Oct 5. Saturday’s highlight events: Healthy Baby Contest (at the Entertainment Tent Stage; 9am check-in. Event begins at 10am), Robotics “FIRST” Demo (at the front of the Events Arena at 2:30pm and 5:30pm), Lego Competition (at the Events Arena at 10am), and Wristband Day, Y106.5 FM presents Sheron and The Silver Spur Band, Weldon Kekauoha and Halau Kekuaokalaaualailiahi, under the direction of Iliahi and Haunani Paredes, Makaha Sons and Willie K. Adults: $7 / Children ages 5-11 years: $3 / Children 4 and under: Free. 10am War Memorial Stadium, (211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-270-7389 POWER UP COMEDY AT STELLA BLUES CAFE - $10. 8:30pm or 10pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com 91ST MAUI FAIR - Sun, Oct 6. Sunday Highlight Events: Chili Cook-Off (at the Events Arena in the front of War Memorial Pool from 4-6pm), 2013 Cheer Spirit Showcase (at the entertainment tent from 11am-1pm), and Discount Ride Day & Fun Factory Day (first 2,000 people through the gate on Sunday get in free courtesy of Fun Factory.

Also, all rides are discounted). Adults: $7 / Children ages 5-11 years: $3 / Children 4 & under: Free. 10am-11pm War Memorial Stadium, (211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-270-7389

STAGE

BENISE - Daily (except Thu & Fri). Benise, a new Musical event comes to the Maui Theater. Benise, an Emmy-winning musician, will wow audiences with Spanish guitar music, exotic drumming and Spanish Flamenco, Cuban Salsa, Argentinian Tango, Arabic and Waltz dancing. $14.99-79.99.

Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6619913; Mauitheatre.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults.

Kama’aina, dinner and VIP packages available.

6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com YOU GOT IT! - Every Sun, Wed, Fri & Sat. Join the Maui Theatre for the new onstage musical event, You Got It! starring award winning artist John Stephan. You Got It! pays tribute to the life of musician Roy Orbison, famous for his many top charting hits, including the song “Pretty Woman.” $39-$125/ka‘amaina prices available. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com LOVE, SEX AND THE IRS - Every Sun, Fri & Sat. This popular stage comedy tells the story of two musicians, John (Jim Oxborrow) and Leslie (Tom Althouse), who cheat on their taxes by pretending to be a married couple. Leslie disguises himself as a woman when the IRS begins investigating the “couple.” Enjoy the laughs, Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm. $17-$28. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com

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2ND ANNUAL OKTOBERFEST EXTRAVAGANZA - Thu, Oct 3. The Rotary Club of Lahaina Sunrise hosts the second annual Oktoberfest Extravaganza at the Pioneer Inn in Lahaina. Enjoy an authentic German buffet, silent auction and dancing to The Oompah Band. The event will raise funds to help the club support student and vocational scholarships and a variety of other programs. Call Brandie Henderson or Tera Paleka for tickets. 6-9pm Pioneer Inn, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 888-243-2903; 808-870-3653 PINT NIGHT FOR THE BIRDS - Fri, Oct 4. See this Weeks Picks P. 17 for more info. 6-10pm Maui Brewing Co. Brewpub, (4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-3474; mauibrewingco.com BUZZ’S IS BACK! - Daily. Buzz’s Wharf reopens their doors this month with a banging kama‘aina October deal for a whole month.

Lunch and Dinner Menus will be 25 percent off for all kama‘aina throughout October. Guests need valid Hawaii ID to receive this discount.

Buzz’s Wharf, (390 Ma‘alaea Boat Harbor Rd.); 808-244-5426; buzzswharf.com CAFE MAMBO MAKENA BEACH RESORT GIVEAWAY - Daily. During September and October, customers can drop by Cafe Mambo for breakfast, lunch and dinner and give their email address for a chance at a three-day stay at Makena Beach Resort. Cafe Mambo, (30 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-8021; cafemambomaui.com HALE MAHAOLU’S CHICKEN HEKKA FUNDRAISER - Tue, Oct 1. Support your community and grab some grub at the 22nd Annual Hale Mahaolu Fundraising Event. $8. 9:3011:30am Hale Mahaolu Akahi, (33 W. Wakea Ave., Kahului); 808-872-4170 HULA GRILL’S CHEF TASTING MENU TO BENEFIT HILT - Daily. Hula Grill donates a portion of the

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proceeds from its Chef’s Tasting Menu to the Hawaiian Islands Land Trust as part of its Legacy of Aloha Program. The three-course menu is offered daily 4:45-5:45pm and all evening at the Chef’s Counter. $25.95. 4:30-5:30pm Hula Grill, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pwy.); 808-667-6636; hulagrillkaanapali.com CLASS ACT DINING - Every Wed & Fri. UH Maui Culinary Academy students are back in the kitchen, cooking up four-course menus with flavor influences from around the world. The fall session will feature menus based on cuisines from America, Morocco, Italy and France. Visit their website for a complete menu list. Reservations required. $29$36. 11am-12:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808984-3500; mauiculinary.com VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Oct 3. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes online. Free.

5:30-6:30pm Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; downtoearth.org SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Oct 6. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com

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MAUI BREWING CO. NFL BRUNCH - Sun, Oct 6. Head to the Maui Brewing Co.’s NFL Brunch to watch your favorite teams on one of their nine flat screen TV’s. Enjoy selections from the Bloody Mary Bar and Liquid Brunch Menu, featuring drinks made with fresh juices and your favorite liquors priced from $7-$12. 10am-1pm Maui Brewing Co., (4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-3474; mauibrewingco.com

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LAHAINA CANNERY MALL - Every Sun, Tue, Thu & Sat, Polynesian Performances 7pm; Sat, Yo-Gi-Oh Card Session 3pm; Sun, Family Magic 11:30am; Sun, Line Dancing Maui Paniolo Posse 4:30pm; Tue, ‘Ukulele Lessons 5:30pm.

CENTRAL MAUI WHOLE FOODS MARKET - Daily, Whole Foods Meat Lovers Daily Specials; Tue, Maui Weight Loss Alliance 6pm; Fri, Aloha Friday Musical Jam 11:30am-1:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Pizza Party Weekend; Sat, Pet adoptions with HARF 10am-4pm; Mon, Mouth Watering Mondays 5pm; Tue, Turkey Tuesdays.

MAUI MALL - Sun, Free Zumba! 9am; Sun, Live Hula Show 11am; Tue, Bingo Sunday 12-1pm.

ART

JON NORDBY AT MAUI HANDS GALLERY PAIA - Maui Hands Gallery presents exquisitely crafted lamps by Jon Nordby. He’ll will put the finishing touches on his newest lamps, formed from wood, stone, blown glass and small carvings.

Free. 11am-2pm Maui Hands, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; mauihands.com TAKEN BY WONDER - Daily (except Mon). Wes Bruce, the MACC’s first artist-in-residence, has created a structural installation within the Schaefer International Gallery. Titled “Taken by Wonder,” the exhibit is centralized around the fictional research space of a group of outsiders and the discovery

of their existence on an unknown island. Visitors will be free to explore the caverns and chambers of the space, finding artifacts, maps and remnants of world civilizations, photographs, field samples, illustrations and writings. Free. 11am-5pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org

ENVIRONMENT

KA’ANAPALI HISTORICAL TRAIL AND LEGENDS TOUR - Daily. Ka’anapali is rich with history and legends and the Ka’anapali Beach Resort offers a self-guided tour highlighting the area’s storied past. Starting at the north end of Ka’anapali at the Plantation Farm and Ancient Village of Kekaa at Royal Lahaina Resort and ending at the Hyatt Regency Resort and Spa, this self-guided tour leads you to 10 sites marked by lava rock monuments with plaques that explain their significance.

The tour takes approximately two hours to complete. Visitors can contact via phone for information on where to pick up the free brochure and map. Free. Ka’anapali Resort, 808-661-3271 KAMA’IKE - EXPLORE THE NA WAI ‘EHA OF MAUI - Sat, Oct 5. Kumu hula Luana Kawa’a leads a weekly expedition of the Na Wai ‘Eha– ”the four waters of Maui.” Feel the mana of the Kealaka’ihonua heiau, picnic in Iao (catered by Dani’s), and learn Hawaiian language and mythology. $125 adults; $65 keiki. check-in at Maui Tropical Plantation, 808-205-0868 COMMUNITY VOLUNTEER DAY - Sat, Oct 5.

Join us for a fun-filled day of outdoor service work on the first Saturday of every month, from 9am to 1pm, followed by an optional potluck. Please wear closedtoed shoes and comfortable work attire. Bring a refillable water bottle. Free. 9am-1pm Hawaii Nature Center, Maui, (875 ‘Iao Valley Rd., Wailuku); 2446500 ext. 21; hawaiinaturecentermaui.org SOUTH MAUI COASTAL VOLUNTEERS Mon, Oct 7. Hoaloha’aina group welcomes volunteers to maintain South Maui Coastal Heritage Trail stretch weekly on Mondays by picking up litter, removing alien species and to do native plantings. 808-264-1798

EVENTS FRIDAY, OCT 4 ART=MIXX - This ArT=Mixx evening features artist Jim Langford, the Eric Gilliom Band with special guest Vince Esquire, DJ Sweet-Beets, Nle Dollz, Raizes Do Brazil Capoeira Maui, and you.

It’s an interactive social event for the over-21 and young-at-heart crowd with art, music, video/multimedia and dancing. Memorable performing and visual arts experiences connect people to art in ways that are both fun and stimulating. This edition explores the theme of WONDER, continuing the concepts of the current “Take By Wonder” exhibit in the Schaefer Gallery. Free. 7-11pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; mauiarts.org SLEEP WITH THE SHARKS - Sleep with the sharks at the Maui Ocean Center and explore the aquarium after hours, peek into the lives of nocturnal animals, witness changes in shark behavior from day to night, feed stingrays and turtles under supervision, enjoy a pizza party ad a light breakfast, participate in a scavenger hunt at the Living Reef, make your own Gyotaku trick-or-treat bags and have more ghastly Halloween-themed fun!

Sign up before noon on Oct. 3. $60 plus tax per child (15 percent discount for members). 5:30pm8am Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7075; mauioceancenter.com

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355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

Digiluxe w/ DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

DJ LaRAGE 10pm; nocover

BLUE LAGOON Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Pride After Party w DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

DJ PlaywFire Ono 9pm; no cover

Salsa Night 9pm; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL

Free Karaoke 10pm; no cover

TBA 10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

MON - DJ Skinny Guy 10pm; TUES - DJ TRVR, 10pm; WED - DJ J-Zen, 10pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

Manao Radio Upcountry Sun $7 donation

WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after

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MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE Howard Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm /

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos 6:30pm; no cover

EDM vs Reggae 9:30pm; $10 cover, $5 w sunglasses

TBA; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

DaveCarroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm

Next Level Entertainment 9pm; no cover

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Annie and the Orfinz

NFL AM / Gina Martinelli 6pm; no cover

MON - Football / TUE - Pool League, 6pm; no cover ; WED Dan Sanders Band

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Jordan 7pm; no cover

Service Industry Night

MON - Football 2:30pm / TUE - Amy’s Mix, 9pm / WED - BIG John

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Jah Residentz 9pm; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm; no cover

PAA MANA 9pm; no cover

NFL / Karaoke 8pm; no cover

MON - MNF /Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pm / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm; (no covers)

Evan Schulman 6pm; no cover

Evan Schulman 6pm; no cover

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB

744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

Public Library is hosting a Star Wars Reads Day II event. There will be free giveaways, drawings for participants to win Star Wars prizes and a chance to meet-and-greet Star Wars costumed characters. Star Wars Reads Day is a national event that celebrates reading and the popular Star Wars movie series created by George Lucas. Free. Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-5738785; librarieshawaii.org LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY FINE ART FAIR See this Weeks Picks P. 17 for more info. Free.

9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 888- 310-1117; lahainaarts.com STOCK CAR RACES - Ready your engines for a night of dangerous speeds, competitive racers and family fun! Watch local stock cars take on the track and race for the win. $10 adult/ $2 kids 6-12 yrs/ under 5 free. 6pm Paradise Speedway Maui, (Mokulele Hwy., Pu‘unene); paradisespeedwaymaui.com SLEEP WITH THE SHARKS - Sleep with the sharks at the Maui Ocean Center and explore the aquarium after hours, peek into the lives of nocturnal animals, witness changes in shark behavior from day to night, feed stingrays and turtles under supervision, enjoy a pizza party ad a light breakfast, participate in a scavenger hunt at the Living Reef, make your own Gyotaku trick-or-treat bags and have more ghastly Halloween-themed fun! Sign up before noon on Oct. 3. $60 plus tax per child (15 percent discount for members). 5:30pm-8am Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-2707075; mauioceancenter.com HOLOKAI CLUB - This free kid’s club on the first Saturday of each month is an organized arts and crafts event created for families with children in kindergarten through 5th grade. February’s craft is the flower pen. Free. 10am-12pm Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com HAIKU PSYCHIC FAIR & ART SHOW - An art

show and fair featuring angel and tarot readers, reiki, works by local artists and aura photography with interpretive readings of what the colors represent and more. Free. Special rates on services.

11am-4pm Lotus Heart Maui, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-5220; lotusheartmaui.com

Greek pictographs. Signed copies of McCrary’s book will be available for purchase from the Maui Friends of the Library. This one-hour program is suitable for ages 10 and older. Free. 6:30pm Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; librarieshawaii.org

MAUI CLASSIC CRUISERS CAR SHOW - Every month, the classic cars of Maui meet up to show off original hotrods, custom paint jobs and pristine rebuilds. Grab a burger at Peggy Sue’s and bring or browse classic art on wheels. Free. 6pm Peggy Sue’s, (S. Kihei Rd.); mauicarshows.com

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SUNDAY, OCT 6 LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY FINE ART FAIR See this Weeks Picks P. 17 for more info. 9am5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 888- 310-1117; lahainaarts.com OHANA DAY - Grace Bible Church is inviting families for this month’s Ohana Day. There will be a bounce house, giant slip-n-slide, roller derby, cotton candy, shave ice and more. This month will also feature a talent show for all ages. Child, student, adult and multi-generation divisions will be scored on presentation, skill, creativity and courage. First place winners of each division win a prize. Free. Grace Bible Church, (635 S. Hina Ave., Kahului); 808-877-5331 CIRQUE DU SUNDAY - Emerald City aerial artists wow audiences with flying trapeze, acrobatics and urban gymnastics. Take your turn on the trapeze for $10 and find out if the circus life is for you. Free. $10 to swing on trapeze. 2-5:30pm Emerald City Trapeze Maui, (111 Ulupono St., Lahaina); 808268-9597; emeraldcitytrapeze.com/maui

MONDAY, OCT 7 AN INTRODUCTION TO ANCIENT GREEK AT MAKAWAO PUBLIC LIBRARY - Makawao Public Library hosts an event by author Keith McCrary who will conduct an interactive presentation about his book. Learn the Greek alphabet and numbers the fun way and unlock the secrets of

CANDLELIGHT VIGIL FOR VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE - The public is invited to participate in a community candlelight vigil remembering victims who’ve lost their lives to domestic violence on the front lawn of the County Building. October is National Domestic Violence Awareness Month, and featured speakers include a survivor and representatives of the Maui County Domestic Violence Task Force. The public is invited to participate in sign waving at 4:30pm on High Street in Wailuku prior to the vigil. Candles will be provided. Free. 5:30pm Front lawn of Wailuku County Building, 808-385-1221 SAFE INTERNET COMPUTING PART 2 - The Makawao Public Library hosts a Safe Internet Computing class run by Al Bayless and learn about phishing schemes, buying online, public computers, hotspots and more.

Pre-registration is required; call the Library to register for one or both presentations which are suitable for ages 13 and older. Handouts will be provided to registrants. Free. 6-7:30pm Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; librarieshawaii.org BENOIT JAZZ WORKS AT WOW! - The Shops at Wailea offers entertainment every Wednesday. This week it’s the Benoit Jazz Works–the husband and wife team of Phil and Angela.

They’ll play Jazz at the East Wing between St. John Boutique and Louis Vuitton. Free. 6:308pm The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-891-6770; shopsatwailea.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of great

slack key artists, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808669-6271; slackkeyshow.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:3010pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm; Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina ); 808-661-4855.

COOL CAT CAFE - Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:3010pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm; Wed, Michael & Greig 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Kealii Lum 3-5pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm; Thu, Randall Rospond 6:30-9:30pm; Fri, Soul Kitchen 6:30pm; Sat, The House Shakers 6:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Happy Hour 3-6pm.

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Mel Arausa 7pm - close; no cover

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WED - Karaoke Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

MON - Mark Smeltzer/ TUE- Cole Sulenta WED - Tracy Stiles, all 7pm; no cover

JAY’S PLACE

MON- Open Mic WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Maui Blues & Co. or Jarod 7pm; no cover

MON - Red Fish / TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810 8:15-10:15; no cover

Scott Freeman & Co. 8:30pm; no cover

1810’ 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (no covers)

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

Live Music Kaliko’s Way 10:30pm; no cover

Pool Tournament 7pm; no cover

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Trish da Dish Pub Quiz 9pm; no cover

Stay Eazy 7pm; no cover

Soul Kitchen 6:30pm; no cover

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LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

Mellos Bar, 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy. - 662-3700

HARD ROCK CAFE - Sat, Evan Shulman 6-9pm; Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495.

SHERATON MAUI RESORT AND SPA - Daily, Live Dinner Music at The Cliff Dive Bar 6:308:30pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka‘anapali); 808-667-6636.

LONGBOARDS KA‘ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200.

THE CLIFF DIVE BAR - Thu, Tim Osborne 6:308pm; Sat, Larry Golis & Hollis Lee 6:30-8pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6:30-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-8025.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Fri, Elaine Ryan 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm; Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm.

(200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

PARADISE GRILL - Wed, Gretchen 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 6-9pm; Fri, Gretchen 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson (Hawaiian Music) 6-9pm; Mon, Marvin Taraga 6-9pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 6-9pm. (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Wed, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7pm; Mon, Mark Smeltzer 7pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm; Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Fri, Danyel Alana Band 8-10pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:309:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD &

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Far West Rock Trio 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 8088-667-3200.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Brother Damien’s Ocean Beach Party 7:30-10pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Wed, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-669-8889.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

UMALU - Fri, Craig Soderberg 6-8pm; Sat, Kawika LumHo 6-8pm; Thu, Josh Sumbicay 6-8pm.

(200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Mon, Kanoa and Jessica Rabbitt 7pm; Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm.

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CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone with Marcus Johnson 7-10pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm.

(555 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-879-2224.

DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd. # 314); 808-874-9299.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sat, Jordan T. 6pm.

(1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

GANNON’S A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm. (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Dominic 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010.

JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Pi‘ikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Fri, Glen

Kakugawa 6-9:30pm; Sat, Deason Baybayan 6-9:30pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30pm; Mon, Reiko Fukino 6-9:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm. (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888.

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Tue, Kilohana 7-9pm; Wed, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm; Wed, Jarret & Wilson 7-9pm; Thu, Tom Cherry 4-6pm; Thu, Tom & Mark 7-9pm; Fri, Wolf 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:308:30pm; Fri, Alika 7-9pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 4-6pm; Sun, Kilohana 7-9pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Tarvin Makia 7-9pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl.); 808-891-2322.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Joel Katz 5-6:30pm; Wed, Willie K. 7-9pm; Fri, Stay Eazy 7-9pm; Sat, Soul Kitchen 6-8:30pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, The Makai Jazz Group 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Mulligan’s Magic Show 7-9pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

RITA’S - Sat, Blues with Louise Lambert and Kenny Geiser 6:30-9:30pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-5788.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm; Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm. (Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sat, Vince Esquire & Kaulana 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm; Tue, Kimo 4-6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Wed, Sebrina Barron 6:308:30pm; Thu, Open Mic Night w/ Artie Parti 6:308:30pm; Fri, Ellis Ayres 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Joshua on Maui 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Reggae w/ Ras Shaggai 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm. (2395 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-2910.

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OHANA FARMERS & CRAFTERS MARKET - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. Vendors bring a plethora of juicy fresh fruit and vegetables to the Queen Ka‘ahumanu’s Center Court. 8am-4pm Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

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UPCOUNTRY MAUI CAFE DES AMIS - Mon, Mark Johnstone 6:308:30pm. (42 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-6323.

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON - Wed, Evan Dove & Friends 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Prime Rib Thursday Night Blues with Miss Meaghan Owens 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm; Tue, Howard Ahia 6:30-8:30pm.

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KAHULUI SHOPPING CENTER “GREEN DRAGON: FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sun, Tue, Wed & Sat. “Green Dragon” Farmer’s market features arts, crafts, food booths and fresh Maui produce. 7am-4pm Kahului Shopping Center, (65 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave, Kahului); gdmaui@hotmail.com FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh pro-

HO’OLOKAHI ARTS AND CRAFTS FAIR - Every Tue & Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes. 9-11am Wailea Beach Marriott Resort & Spa, 808-879-1922 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies. Produce Boxes available. Be local, buy local and support your local farmers at One Love market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; onelovemarket.com ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat).

A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy) KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon).

Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh, then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11:00 am to 5:00 pm. 11am-4pm Kula Country Farms, (Kula Hwy at Kekaulike Ave., Kula) FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods.

7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 Lower Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-669-7004 HAIKU COUNTRY MARKET - Every Wed, Thu, Fri & Sat. Opening the first week of April, come to shop and visit local crafters, vendors, organic produce and the like.

9am-5pm Haiku Market Place, (Haiku Rd., Kokomo) MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Wed, Oct 9. Every Wednesday in the heart of Makawao Town, browse “Maui Only” grown and made produce (fruits & veggies) and crafts while enjoying Live Hawaiian slack key by Richard Danzel. Water coconuts with a straw for $3. Plan on coming for lunch! Vend all day for $10. Free admission. 9am

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MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Sat, Oct 5. Sell, buy, trade quality used items, crafts, auto parts, sports equipment, ranch and farm tools veggies, plants and much more. Sell your items for $5, food vendors welcome! Why chase yard sales. Free admission. 10am-2pm Across from Rodeo General Store, easy parking behind Dragons Den and Rodeo General Store take the stairs or the ramp to the mark, (3654 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-419-1570 THE MALIKO MARKET PLACE - Sat, Oct 5.

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Sign Language LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) All your old hiding places are in imminent danger of discovery. It’s time to remove your lockbox, diary, or family jewels from their usual secret nooks and conceal them someplace new. You can thank me later for this timely warning, because now when your indictors whip open your closet doors hoping to triumphantly expose any lurking skeletons, they’ll find nothing but clean clothes and shoes. They’ll look like idiots, and you’ll be able to send those self-righteous assholes packing—and rest assured that they’ll never do anything that fucked up or hypocritical again, at least not to you.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) You’ve looted and pillaged more hearts, homes, and underwear than you probably should have, recently.

Now you have more booty than you know what to do with. If you try to carry all your loot, you’ll inevitably lose every bit. Instead, strategically ditch some of it, so you can keep a tighter grip on what’s left.

Unfortunately, the kinds of treasures you’ve filched won’t stay buried on a deserted isle until you’re ready to cash them in. They’ll dig themselves up and haunt you if you’re not careful. Instead, get them stolen by another pirate. Said buccaneer may be tricky to identify (he won’t be wearing an eye-patch or yelling “shiver me timbers”) but once you do, give him the opening he needs to take what you no longer want.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) You occasionally have trouble turning off the roar to expose the purr. It’s difficult to dial down the confidence level to reveal the tenderness and vulnerability that usually lurks beneath—however, that’s just what’s necessary this week. If you don’t, the people who are hoping for and craving the kind of cozy compassion you can exhibit will be scared off by your brassy nerve, and decide you’re all spark and no heat. Show those who desire it that there’s a place for them curled close to your heart, so they aren’t frightened by the long claws and giant ego between it and them.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Your greatest challenge these days is overcoming habits of distrust, fueled by false assertions like: “If I trust no one, I can’t be betrayed.” Don’t let the times you’ve been screwed over in the past unduly influence your present. A little caution is prudent; you don’t need to plunge heedlessly into situations that are way over your head, like you did when you were 19. But you really ought to do more than just dip your toes in. After all, you’re a better emotional swimmer now than you were then. Forget diving headlong without checking the depth. But get in the water, already.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Downplay your coolness. No one wants to be just another horse in your vast stable of conquered studs and/or fillies. You’ve seen and done so much (and so many people) that it’s hard for the new objects of your affection to feel worthy or at all comparable. Therefore, without lying (I know how you despise dishonesty), downplay your past adventures. There’s no need to parade all your crazy famous friends, world travels, or transcendental experiences on your third date. The person you’re wooing is already impressed with you; go much further right now and you’ll just scare them off.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) You’re not a puppet in someone else’s play; you’re a free-willed piece in someone else’s puzzle. Your current quandary: whenever you figure out where you fit into the big picture, and start to slide into place, you realize all the other pieces have shifted around you, so you have to either jam yourself in despite a suddenly imperfect fit, or begin reevaluating where you best belong now. Have faith. The higher forces screwing things up for you have your best interests in mind. They’re not letting you find an adequate niche right now because they don’t want you to get stuck inside a merely adequate situation when the perfect one awaits, a little further down the line.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) You’re Frogger this week. Your life is like that ancient video game. You’ll be dodging trucks, crocs, and

watching your footing for weeks to come, lest your ego or spirit get squashed beneath somebody’s emotional 18-wheeler. Don’t get freaked, though.

You may feel all squishy and exposed for the moment but at least you’re fast and wily, and come next week, you’ll develop a new sort of armor by mutating from cute, ordinary frog to hallucinogenic toad, with the power to make people trip their asses off, or lay them out for weeks.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Your identity is smack in between who you believe yourself to be, who you’re aiming to become, and what you do every day. I’m trying to convey a lesson in action and intention. In essence, you are what you do, and the longer you do it, the more you are it. Get it? So you can call yourself an artist, intend to be an artist, but if what you actually do is sell drugs, your ass, or your soul to make ends meet, you’re at least partially that other thing. The longer you continue in that supposedly provisional situation, the more it fits you. You don’t want to be a whore, drug dealer or temp slave forever, so make sure your temporary measures are truly that—temporary. Starting today, do something, every day, that fits who you really want to be, and not just who you currently have to be.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) You’re going to get caught Xeroxing your ass in the copy room this week, or your boyfriend or girlfriend will spot you cruising online for the threesome you haven’t told them about yet. As embarrassing and potentially repercussive as these situations might be, they’re almost as likely to be sexually and comedically fruitful, rather than damaging. It really could go either way, depending on how you play it. Wield humor, charm and your sense of lighthearted mischief to make things go your way. Denial, remorse, deceit or guilt is what will get you in trouble, so consider “No Shame” your mantra this week.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) You’re like a malign old-school jack-in-the-box, quietly lulling those around you, singing an innocuous tune, then springing at them with knives in hand, an evil grin emblazoned across your face. The first couple times, this is a thrilling surprise for people just getting to know you, who graciously label you “excitingly unpredictable.” Then it gets tired, and you earn the label “tragically unreliable,” or just plain obnoxious. Therefore, be careful who you jump out at this week. Your mischievous ambush could win you a kiss, free trip, or lifetime supply of free lovin’, or it could cost you your job, your relationship, or lifetime supply of free lovin’.

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I can count at least eleven examples of situations where things weren’t “exactly right,” so you simply ignored them. How many great people have you denied yourself a connection with because of one disagreeable feature? How many opportunities have you missed? I’m not saying you should reject your instincts. Just loosen up a little. The next few months are rife with amazing opportunities and incredible people. However, none of them are going to precisely match your preconceived notions of how they should be. If you can’t transcend those limited conceptions, you’ll just plain miss out.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Your cellphone and laptop batteries have lost their charge. They won’t work for long before they need to be plugged back into the wall. You’re the same way; your ability to sustain a high output of energy is temporarily limited. That’s okay. As long as you’re aware of it, it won’t be too hard to simply make sure you give yourself frequent rest breaks and downtime to recharge. This phase won’t even last long enough for anyone else to notice. What they will notice, however, is if you don’t take time to revitalize yourself, and you fall flat on your face as a result. You’ll have a harder time living that down than making people overlook the fact that you took an extra coffee break every day this week.

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~ Nom

North Kihei 8:30AM-7:00PM

Green Ti

~ Sunisa

in Kahului

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in Makawao

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808.269.3932

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ISLAND WIDE SERVICE

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AMERICAN • ASIAN • CARS • SUVS • TRUCKS 3135 Lower Kula Road • Behind Kula Hardware

SPORTFISHING

Hui No Ke Ola Pono (BCCCP) is currently serving

By Nancy

women who do not have medical insurance.

@

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MAUI’S NOBLE SOLDIER

DEZMAN

ACCOMPLISHED RECORDING ARTIST

MUSIC FOR ANY OCCASION SPECIALIZING IN:

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875-6199 • 2439 S. KIHEI RD

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Women must meet the eligibility requirements for the Breast and Cervical Cancer Control Program.

and we make a $300 donation to a Maui charity

40-64 years old, Maui county resident, have a social security number and meet income criteria.

(808) 667-2774

442-6856

For more information call:

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FOR BOOKINGS AND INFORMATION CONTACT: 808.298.8250 OR

808.298.6324

dezmanhawaii@gmail.com

MEDICAL USE of MARIJUANA CERTIFICATES & RE-CERTIFICATION The Office of

MATTHEW BRITTAIN, LCSW Coordinating M.D. Services for the Medical use of Marijuana QUALIFYING MEDICAL CONDITIONS INCLUDE: (but are not limited to)

Cancer, HIV/AIDS, Severe Pain, Severe Nausea, Glaucoma, Seizures, Severe Muscle Spasms, Asthma, Severe Cramping

MEDICAL MARIJUANA INITIAL CERTIFICATION $200 RENEWALS $150 • ALL FEES INCLUDED

New and Renewals $100

NEW LOCATION:

Plus the $25 money order for the State fee

320 HO’OHANA ST., STE. 13 KAHULUI, MAUI

Patients with no insurance, KAISER, HMA, HMAA, mainland insurance or VA pay $25 more.

NEXT TO OHANA GREENHOUSE

Please call Matthew at our Main Office in Hilo at

(808)934-7566 We are not a dispensary. Offering monthly clinics on Maui.

We are not State of Hawaii employees or contractors.

3RD LOCATION OPENING THIS FALL IN LAHAINA 3R MAUI’S LARGEST SELECTION OF:

GLASS PIPES, VAPORIZERS S WATER PIPES & ACCESSORIES LOCATED ATED ABOVE BLACKIES PIT STOP IN KIHEI • 874-1040 » 161 ALAMAHA ST. IN KAHULUI • 873-3111