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Editor: Anthony Pignataro (808) 283-1308 / anthony@mauitime.com @apignataro on Twitter Henry Kissinger Culinary, Lifestyle & Business Editor: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com @jenrusso on Twitter Art Director & Production Manager: Darris Hurst artdirector@mauitime.com / darrishurst.com Walter White Graphic Designers: Shane Fontanilla (Oprah), Amy Mendolia Contributors: Jenn Brown, Toni Colombo, Caeriel Crestin, Sarah Gerlach (Vin Diesel), Jory John, Avery Monsen, Ron Pitts, Marina Satoafaiga, Chuck Shepherd, Barry Wurst II

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By Anthony Pignataro

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WHAT’S OUT OF BALANCE AGAIN? The word is “rebalance.” I’m not really sure it’s actually a word (outside jargon-laden military-political circles, that is), but it’s apparently what’s happening in U.S. strategy in the Pacific these days. Or needs to happen, I guess.

I saw the word twice in two separate Aug. 22 press releases concerning the same event: U.S. Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel’s recent visit to the Kaneohe Marine base on Oahu. Not surprisingly, both U.S. Senators from Hawaii–that would be Democrats Mazie Hirono and Brian Schatz–found time in

their busy schedules to meet Hagel at the base.

“I was glad to join Secretary Hagel in Hawaii today and discuss with him important issues facing Hawaii bases,” Hirono said in a press release from her office. “Hawaii is critical to the military’s rebalance to the Pacific, but many base infrastructure improvements still need to be made. I also commended him on positive steps DOD is taking to curb sexual assaults in the military, an issue that still requires much more work.”

Schatz, in a separate news release, said pretty much the same thing.

“I join all of Hawai‘i in welcoming Secretary Hagel, and thanking him for visiting with our men and women in uniform and thanking them for their service,” he said.

“Secretary Hagel emphasized that Hawai‘i is a crucial and enduring hub for the U.S. military, especially as we rebalance to the AsiaPacific region now and in the years to come.”

Apparently, the buzzword “rebalance” is all the rage right now. An Internet search of the terms “rebalance” and “Hagel” turned up more than 22,000 results, if that’s indicative of anything. As to what it actually means in human terms, who knows–beyond the fact that the U.S. military is expanding in every way possible into a part of the world that it hasn’t been that strongly concerned about since, oh, the Vietnam War. In any case, such visits serve as good re-

L to R: Schatz, Hirono and Hagel

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minders that, liberal though they are, Senators Hirono and Schatz will also find the time to support U.S. military power–especially when it translates into jobs and economic development in their home districts.

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So it looks like open meeting lawsuits against the Maui County Council are becoming a regular thing. On Aug. 19, The Maui News reported that some Ka’anapali timeshare owners associations filed suit against the county saying “a Sunshine Law violation occurred when council members considered property tax rates for fiscal 2014.”

As expected, this new lawsuit cites the Aug. 8 Hawaii Supreme Court ruling in the Sunshine Law case Daniel Kanahele vs. Maui County, in which the high court found that a county council committee had violated the state’s open meetings law by circulating written memos that weren’t properly publicized to residents.

The only thing surprising about the latest case is that there aren’t more of them coming to light. Members of the Maui County Council–usually the chairpersons, in fact–have long complained about the state Open Meeting Law’s requirements and have long called for getting rid of the mandates that they meet in public: • In 2005, Maui County Councilmember Riki Hokama called on the state Legislature to exempt the council from the Open Meetings law. “[T]he Sunshine Law detracts from the effectiveness of county councils in carrying out their legislative responsibilities,” he said at the time, which drew immediate and substantial opposition from residents and officials across the island. “What the council chair and associates are proposing is to move us toward efficiency at the expense of the community’s right to know and ability to speak out,” Mayor Alan Arakawa said at the time in a Maui News editorial.

• In early 2012, Maui County Council members Danny Mateo, Joseph Pontanilla, Bob Carroll and Mike White all wrote letters to the state House Judiciary Committee saying they supported HB 2742, which would have–you guessed it–exempted County Councils from the Sunshine Law. “[W]hen applied to an elected board like a county council, who has direct accountability to the electorate and a broad range of responsibilities, these same [Sunshine Law] interpretations unjustifiably interfere with the important legislative work of the County Council,” Mateo wrote.

For that reason, Mateo added, “the State Legislature was wise to exempt itself from the Sunshine Law, and should give the same consideration to the county councils.”

Needless to say, the bill went nowhere.

• In her bizarre post-Aug. 8 ruling press release, current Maui County Council Chair-

person Gladys Baisa openly displayed her contempt for the open meetings law.

“Though I have my issues with the Sunshine Law, the Council always goes beyond the call of duty to attempt to ensure we operate in full compliance, as can be seen in this opinion,” she said as though the court had not, in fact, smacked down the council.

Look, if Maui County Councilmembers don’t like a particular law, and aren’t shy about telling the public that, then that’s cool. They have a freedom of speech just the rest of us. But what they can’t do is let their opposition to a law that requires them to operate in the open allow them to slack off on adhering to that law, as these lawsuits seem to indicate.

Who would do this?

Speaking of war, The Maui News’ Aug. 26 staff editorial (which comes from the desk of publisher Joe Bradley) all but called for an immediate total assault on Syria. Using the word “monster” three times in as many column inches to describe Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad’s recent alleged use of chemical weapons in that country’s civil war, The Maui News said the U.S. and its allies “must act very soon to stop the slaughter and remove Assad from power.”

“What kind of man would sanction the killing of so many innocents?” the editorial asked. “How could someone who is a father slaughter children?”

Not to throw too much cold water on The Maui News’ rally for yet another righteous war against a Middle Eastern nation–or diminish the severity of Assad’s crimes if he, in fact, did gas his own people–but the United States is hardly of moral standing to lead such a crusade against weapons of mass destruction. To the questions the paper posed about “what man” would do such horrible things, the American President Harry Truman comes to mind. He is, after all, still the only world lead to order nuclear bombings–in his case, the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, which were, as Truman himself knew only too well, were full of many thousands of children. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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By Chuck Shepard

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News Of The Weird HAUTE WATER The upscale restaurant at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art announced in August that it would soon add a 20-item selection of waters from around the world, priced from $8 to $16 a bottle (except for a $12 “tasting menu”). Martin Riese, general manager of Ray’s & Stark Bar, who is also a renowned water gourmet, will sell his own California-made 9OH2O, which comes in “limited editions of 10,000 individually numbered glass bottles” at $14 each. Said Riese, “[M]any people don’t know that water is just as important to the entire dining experience (as, say, a good wine).” Riese has been certified as a Water Sommelier by the German Mineral Water Association.

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HOW NOT TO TEACH ABSTINENCE The CEO of Christian Schools Australia told the Australian Associated Press in June that Caloundra Christian College in

Queensland teaches a range of creative sexual health messages and offered the school’s recent student pamphlet, “101 Things to Do Instead of Doing It,” as evidence. Recommended substitutes: “Pretend you’re six again,” “Have a water fight,” “Blow bubbles in the park” and “Have a burping contest.”

CRISIS AT THE PLAYGROUND Adult “swinger” clubs occasionally rent commercial facilities like restaurants for an evening in which randy couples can mingle, but a club in Melbourne, Australia, struck a deal with the Casey Kids Play House Cranbourne, where frolickers could enjoy the playtime equipment–until parents of children who play there found out in June. The parents were especially concerned about the partiers cavorting among the plastic balls in the giant ball pit. One parent told the Herald Sun, “My son is one (who) puts balls in his mouth.”

BAD BIRD NEWS British birdwatchers were especially excited by news earlier this year that a rare Whitethroated Needletail (the world’s fastest flying bird) had been spotted on the U.K.’s Isles of Harris–only the eighth such sighting in Britain in 170 years–and ornithologists arranged for an expedition that attracted birdwatchers from around the world. A June report in the Daily Telegraph noted that about 80 people were on the scene when the bird appeared again, but then had to watch it fly straight toward the blades of a wind turbine. (As the event might be described by Monty Python, the bird thus joined the choir invisible, left this mortal coil, became an ex-White-throated Needletail.) ■

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he dog days of summer are here, school is back in session and we’re eagerly waiting for a break in the hot weather. You may not know it, but this is also the culinary time of year we like to call Taste of Maui.

Believe it or not, this is actually the best time of the year for residents to visit Maui’s best restaurants. That’s because every September the MauiTime office works overtime to create this handy guide of all the special food discounts restaurants are offering–most of which are only good this month.

So glance through our guide, grab your valid identification (which is required for just about all the deals) and get ready to save a lot of money while you dig into some really great meals.

SANSEI ISLAND WIDE AMIGO’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Kama‘aina get 20 percent off during September. Amigo’s, Kahului, Lahaina, Kihei.

BE NUTRITIOUS SEPTEMBER KAMA‘AINA DEALS - Daily. All September, the Nutritional Consultation or Personal Cleanse Program are offered at half price for kama‘aina.

Or register for the five-day “Endless Summer” Seasonal Online Group-Guided Cleanse, also offered at half price for kama‘aina. Start dates Sept. 9 and Sept. 16. Personal chef options will be available at a discount to kama’aina during the guided cleanse. Call between 9am-5pm Mon-Fri to arrange appointments or register for the group cleanse. $50 for Nutritional Consultation, $63.50 for Group Guided Cleanse. 808268-2225; Be-nutritious.com JOHN GALVAN’S PRIVATE CHEF SERVICES OF MAUI KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily.

Kama‘aina needing a chef for private dinners and parties get 25-50 percent off listed pricing for private dinners during October and November. The discount is subject to number of guests, menu items and courses. Make sure to inquire about great deals on wines provided

by Wailea Wine with no markup fees. 808268-8054; Privatechefsmaui.com MAUI TACOS KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily.

Kama‘aina get 20 percent off all fish items all day, every day through 11/30/13. Maui Tacos, Island Wide.

MAUI COOKIE LADY KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Buy a dozen cookies at a Town Party in September, get a slice of cake 1/2 off.

RITA’S STEAK & FISH HOUSE KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina get 15 percent off lunch and 10 percent off dinner. As well, Rita’s offers all kama‘aina the opportunity to join their Kama‘aina Club to receive emails about special discounts for members. Rita’s, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-5788; Ritasmaui.com RODEO GENERAL STORE DISCOUNTED FOOD DEAL - Buy one smoothie or juice get your second one 50%off with coupon on page 15. Rodeo General Store, (Makawao or Kihei); SANSEI SEAFOOD RESTAURANT & SUSHI BAR EARLY BIRD KAMA’AINA DEAL - Daily (except Sun & Mon). Kama‘aina get 25 percent off food and sushi orders placed before 6pm. Dine-in only, select items not discounted. 5-6pm Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar, Kihei and Kapalua.

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SOUTH MAUI 5 PALMS RESTAURANT KAMA’AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 20 percent off all regularly priced food every day from 8am-9pm. Also, from 3-7pm get half price pupus. Or, try their late night 9-11pm half-price sushi. Five Palms Restaurant, (2960 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-2607; Fivepalmsrestaurant.com/Home.html ALAN WONG’S AMASIA KAMA’AINA DEAL - Daily. Buy one 5 course tasting menu, get the second one 1/2 off.

Kama‘aina get 20 percent off food with valid Hawaii State ID. 5-10pm Alan Wong’s Amasia, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808875-1234 ext. 4900; Wailearesortdining. com/alan-wongs-amasia BISTRO MOLOKINI KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Buy one dinner, get the second of equal or lesser value half off with valid Hawaii ID. 5:30-9pm Bistro Molokini, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-8751234; Grandwailea.com CAFE CARMEN FOOD DISCOUNT - Every Mon, Thu & Fri in September. Enjoy a sunset dinner for Two for just $50. First course: house salad. Second course: two choices of pasta (changes daily). Third course: dessert of the day. Dinner includes a bottle of red or white wine. 4-7pm Cafe Carmen, (535 Lipoa Pkwy. #100, Kihei); 808-875-8100 CAFE ON THE GREEN KAMA‘AINA DEAL Daily. 15 percent off all menu and drink items with valid Hawaii ID. 11am-6:30pm Makena Beach & Golf Resort, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888 CAPISCHE? KAMA’AINA DEAL - Daily.

Kama‘aina buy one entree, get the second half off. Must have valid Hawaii ID, 18 percent gratuity will be added, second item equal or lesser value. Capische? is also offering a Wailea organic three-course menu in garden seating from 5:30-6:30pm every day for only $49. Capische?, (555 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-879-2224; Capische.com DA LOCAL BANANA MAKENA KAMA’AINA DEAL - Tue, Aug 27.

Kama‘aina get $1 off chocolate bananas and $2 off coconuts all day every day! Make sure to stop by Da Local Banana stand on Saturdays between 11am-1pm for their buy one get one free banana deal. Da Local Banana, 808283-9646; Dalocalbanana.com ..................................... Continued on page 10

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Hawaii driver’s license. 5:30-9pm Gannon’s A Pacific View Restaurant, (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080; Gannonsrestaurant.com

get the second of equal or lesser value for half off. 5:30-9pm Humuhumunukunukuapua’a, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234

GRAND DINING ROOM MAUI KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Buy one Sunday brunch, get second half off. Must present valid Hawaii ID. 10:30am-1pm Grand Dining Room, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com

JAVA CAFE KAMA’AINA DEAL - Buy one signature drink get one 1/2 off. Java Cafe (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-6095; JavaBrewrs.com

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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH DISCOUNTED FOOD DEAL - Daily. Five-dollar lunch specials every day. Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010; Lifesabeachmaui.com HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKUAPUA‘A KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Buy one dinner,

JOE’S BAR & GRILL EARLY BIRD DINING SPECIAL - Daily. Between 5:30pm and 6:30pm, buy one entree and get the second free. Reservations required, last seating at 6:15pm. Must mention this write-up to receive a discount. Not applicable on children’s menu or with any other offers or specials. 5:30-6:30pm Joe’s Bar & Grill, (131 Wailea Ike Pl.); 808875-7767; Bevgannonrestaurants.com/joes

JOE’S Continued from page 9 ..................................

DUO KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Buy one entree, get one of equal or lesser value free (each person must have a valid Hawaii ID).

Excludes Raw Bar. 5:30-9pm DUO, (3900 Wailea Alanui); 808-874-8000; Fourseasons. com/maui/dining/duo

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DA LOCAL BANANA KIHEI KAMA’AINA DEAL - Daily. 10am-4pm. Kama‘aina with valid Hawaii ID get 20 percent off. Does not include raw foods. Head to Kihei Kalama Village between 5-7pm Sun-Fri for $1 off Kombucha and $1 off chocolate bananas. Da Local Banana, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-2839646; Dalocalbanana.com

FABIANI’S KAMA’AINA DEAL - When dining in, kama‘aina get half off all pizzas on Mondays during September. Must have valid Hawaii ID. 5-7pm Fabiani’s Bakery & Pizzeria, (95 E. Lipoa St., Kihei); 808-874-0888; Fabianis.com FERRARO’S KAMA’AINA DEAL - Daily.

Kama‘aina can buy one entree and get the second of equal or lesser value for free. 5:309pm Ferraro’s, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000; Fourseasons.com/maui/dining/ferraro_s_bar_e_ristorante GANNON’S KAMA’AINA DINNER SPECIAL - Daily. When dining at Gannon’s after 5:30pm, buy one entree and get the second entree at half price (of equal or lesser value). Must have valid

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KO KAMA‘AINA SPECIAL - Daily. Receive half off food and 25 percent off all beverages. Only available when seated in the Ko bar area, including high tops. Available during all service hours except holidays. 11am-9pm Ko, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kealani/ GuestServices/Restaurants/Ko.htm

KONO’S ON THE GREEN KAMA’AINA DEAL - Daily. During the Kono’s Happy Hour, Kama‘aina get 10 percent off the happy hour menu. Must have valid Hawaii ID. Not valid with the above buy-one, get-one-half-off food discount. 2:30-7pm Kono’s on the Green, (550 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com LUANA LOUNGE FOOD DISCOUNT Daily. Half off flatbreads & desserts. Select specialty cocktails for $8, $5 Kona Longboards, $8 select house wines by the glass.

3-5pm & 9-11pm. Luana Lounge, (4100 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-4100 MALA WAILEA KAMA‘AINA FOOD DEAL - Daily. Twenty-five percent off the a la carte menu for breakfast and all food for dinner with valid Hawaii ID. Not valid on Dinner Specials, Pre Fixe menu or in conjunction with any other discounts. Mala Wailea, (3700 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea); 808-879-1922 MAUI BRICK OVEN KAMA’AINA DEAL Mon-Sat. Kama‘aina enjoy one free beverage with the purchase of a large pizza. 4-9pm Maui Brick Oven, (1215 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-7896

MOLOKINI BAR & GRILLE KAMA’AINA DEAL - Daily. Fifteen percent off all menu and drink items with valid State of Hawaii ID. Not valid on brunches, buffets and special events. 5-10pm Molokini Bar & Grille, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888 MONSOON INDIA KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Ten percent off with valid Hawaii ID at the Kihei and Lahaina locations. Monsoon India, (760 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-4555; Monsoonindiamaui.com MULLIGAN’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL Daily. Kama‘aina buy one entree, get one free throughout September. Must have valid ID. Not valid with any other offer. (Mention this paper to get the kama’aina discount for the Willie K Dinner Show on Wednesdays and Thursday, Sept. 12th.) 5-7pm Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com SPAGO KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Buy one entree at regular price, receive the second entree free. Both individuals must have valid Hawaii ID. Does not include holidays, last two weeks of December or the first two weeks of January. Spago, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-879-2999; Wolfgangpuck.com/restaurants/finedining/spago/maui/index.php SWEET PARADISE WAILEA CHOCOLATIER KAMA’AINA DEAL - Daily.

Kama‘aina who mention MauiTime will get a free two-piece solid chocolate Turtle Box with the purchase of $25 or more. Sweet Paradise Chocolatier, (10 Wailea Gateway Pl. #107);

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KONO’S ON THE GREEN FOOD DISCOUNT - Buy one entree, get the second entree free between 5-6pm. 5-6pm Kono’s on the Green, (550 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808633-4220; Konosonmaui.com

MAUI THAI FOOD DISCOUNT - Daily.

Fifteen percent off the whole menu, excluding drinks. 5-6pm Maui Thai, (2439 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-5605

KONO’S ON THE GREEN 808-344-1040; Sweetparadisechocolate.com STELLA BLUES KEIKI FOOD DISCOUNT - Daily. Kids nine and younger eat free off the Keiki Menu with the purchase of a regular dinner menu item. Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; Stellablues.com STELLA BLUES CAFE KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Receive 20 percent off from 7:30-8:30am for breakfast and 5-6pm for dinner. Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; Stellablues.com

WEST MAUI BLACK ROCK BREAKFAST KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina get 20 percent off food. 6:30-11am Black Rock Steak & Seafood, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-6628053; Sheraton-maui.com/dining/blackrock BLACK ROCK DINNER KAMAAINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 20 percent off at Black Rock Steak and Seafood. 5:309:30pm Black Rock Steak & Seafood, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-8053; Sheratonmaui.com/dining/blackrock ..................................... Continued on page 12

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BLUE LAGOON LAHAINA KAMA‘AINA LUNCH DEAL - Daily. Buy one plate lunch and get the second for half price. Must have Hawaii ID. 12-4pm Blue Lagoon Lahaina, (658 Front Street #102, Lahaina); 808-6614900; Bluelagoonlahaina.com BLUE LAGOON LAHAINA KAMA‘AINA DINNER DEAL - Daily. During dinner kama‘aina get 30 percent off food. Must have Hawaii ID. 6-9pm Blue Lagoon Lahaina, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Bluelagoonlahaina.com BOB’’S DOGS DEAL - Get a $1 off Bob’s Gourmet dogs with coupon on p. 15. On Wed and Thurs in September get 50% off shave ice.

(Across Launiupoko Beach Park) CAPTAIN JACK’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL Daily. Head into Captain Jack’s to get 20 percent off all day, every day. Captain Jack’s Island Grill, (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988

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CASTAWAY CAFE FOOD DISCOUNT - On Tuesdays, buy one pasta entree and get one for free. 5-9pm Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; Castawaycafe.com CHINA BOWL FOOD DISCOUNT - Daily.

Get 20 percent off food. 4-6pm China Bowl, (2580 Keka‘a Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-0667 CHINA BOWL KAMA’AINA DEAL - Daily.

Kama’aina receive 10 percent off. China Bowl, (2580 Keka‘a Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-0667 CHINA BOAT KAMA’AINA DEAL - Fri & Sat. Kama’aina receive 15 percent off . (4474 Lwr. Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana); 808-6695089; chinaboatkahana.com CILANTRO MEXICAN GRILL KAMA’AINA DEAL - Daily. All day, every day at Cilantro Mexican Grill, kama‘aina get $2 off their bill with the purchase of $15 or more. Cilantro Mexican Grill, (170 Papalaua St #140, Lahaina); 808-667-5444 CLIFF DIVE BAR KAMA’AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina enjoy 20 percent off food every day.11am-8:30pm Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031 COOL CAT CAFE KAMAAINA DEAL Daily. Twenty percent off all food all day, everyday. Cool Cat Cafe, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com

FARMERS MARKET MAUI KAMA’AINA DEAL - Daily. 50 percent off hot bar and all sandwiches. Farmers Market Maui, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-669-7004 GERARD’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily.

Twenty percent off the a la carte menu with valid Hawaii ID. Gerard’s, (174 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); 808-661-8939; Gerardsmaui.com HARD ROCK CAFE KAMA‘AINA DEAL Daily. 15 percent off for kama‘aina on food, non-alcoholic drinks and non-charitable merchandise. All day. No cover. The Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6677400; Hardrock.com HONU KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina get 10 percent off always! Must have valid ID. Honu Seafood & Pizza, (1295 Front St, Lahaina); 808-667-9390; Honumaui.com HULA GRILL HAWAIIAN HOLIDAY KAMA‘AINA FOOD DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 25 percent off all food on King Kamehameha Day, Prince Kuhio Day, May Day and Statehood Day. Hula Grill, (2435 Ka’anapali Pwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com HULA GRILL KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily.

With the purchase of two entrees kama‘aina get the choice of a free appetizer or dessert when seated in the Main Dining Room.

Must have Valid Hawaii State ID. 4:45 pm to 9:30pm. Hula Grill, (2435 Ka’anapali Pwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com JAPENGO KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily.

Kama‘aina will receive an additional 20 percent off their bill after receiving an Ohana Card from the reception desk (excluding alcohol, tax and gratuity). Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234; Maui.hyatt.com KAI SUSHI SUNDAY KAMA‘AINA DEALS - Fifty percent off. 5:30-6:30pm. (closed Tues & Wed) Kai Sushi Restaurant, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6200 KOA’S SEASIDE GRILL FOOD DISCOUNT - Koa’s kicks off new Happy Hour Menu on Sept. 9. Stop in 3-5:30pm and enjoy a new $10 and under Mexican pupu menu as well as a new $10 and under sushi menu. Get $2 off all wells, specialty drinks, draft beers and all wines by the glass. 3-5:30pm Koa’s Seaside Grill, (839 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7737

KOBE RESTAURANT KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Starting at 5:30pm, kama‘aina get 20 percent off all food and sushi, ending at 10pm for food and 11pm for sushi. Must have valid Hawaii ID. From 5:30-6pm, visitors and kama‘aina are offered the Sunset Special–order off the Sunset Special Menu, comprised of six discounted dinner entrees. May not be combined with kama‘aina discount. 5:3011pm Kobe Japanese Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; Kobemaui.com

kama‘aina. 7am-10pm Ocean Pool Bar & Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200

LAHAINA GRILL 23RD ANNIVERSARY KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Mon, Sep 23. To celebrate their 23rd anniversary, Lahaina Grill is offering half off entrees to all kama‘aina on the 23rd of each month, also Oct. 23. Lahaina Grill, (127 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); 808667-5117; Lahainagrill.com

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Fifteen percent off with a valid Hawaii ID. Excludes alcohol. Pioneer Inn Grill & Bar, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR FOOD DISCOUNT - Daily. Enjoy half off the menu.

7-8pm Lahaina Cafe, (843 Waine‘e St. Unit 1 & 2, Lahaina); 808-667-6655 MAI TAI BAR KAMA‘AINA DEAL Daily. Kama‘aina get 20 percent off food.

Also, get select cocktails for $6 during happy hour from 10am-12pm. 10am-4pm Mai Tai Bar at Sheraton Maui Resort, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-500-8313; Sheraton-maui.com MALA OCEAN TAVERN KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Ten percent off all food for lunch and dinner. Mala Ocean Tavern, (1307 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9394; Malaoceantavern.com MERRIMAN’S KAPALUA KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Receive 25 percent off all food at the bar, and on Tuesdays get 25 percent off of all food at the bar and dining room with a reservation. Must have valid Hawaii ID. Merriman’s, (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400 MISO PHAT KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily.

Kama‘aina get 10 percent off during lunch at Miso Phat. Must have valid Hawaii ID. Dine in or take out. 11:30am-4pm Miso Phat Sushi, (4310 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808669-9010; Misophatsushi.com OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. 20 percent off food for

ONO BAR AND GRILL KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Twenty percent off food daily, at all times, with valid Hawaii ID. 6:30am-10pm Ono Bar & Grill, (2365 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-2525; Westinmaui.com/dining/ono PAILOLO BAR & GRILL KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Twenty percent off food daily. Pailolo Bar & Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-8-667-3200

PIZZA PARADISO KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Every day kama‘aina receive $3 off their order of a large pizza. 10am-5:30pm Pizza Paradiso, (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai); 808-667-2929 PULEHU, AN ITALIAN GRILL KAMA‘AINA FOOD DEAL - Thursdays. After 8pm, 50 percent off all food. 8pm Pulehu Restaurant, (6 Ka’i Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200 RELISH BURGER BISTRO KAMA‘AINA DEAL - 20 percent off food for Kama’aina. Relish Burger Bistro, Westin Maui Resort & Spa, (2365 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-2525 SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Receive 15 percent off food with a valid Hawaii ID. Excludes happy hour, early bird specials and beverages. Sea House Restaurant, Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Napili); 808-669-1500; Seahousemaui.com SLAPPY CAKES KAMA‘AINA DEAL Daily. Receive 15 percent off. (3350 L. Honoapiilini Rd.); 808-419-6600.

TEDDY’S BIGGER BURGERS KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Receive 10 percent off.

Teddy’s Bigger Burgers, (335 Keawe St., Suite 221-222, Lahaina); 808-661-9111; Teddysbiggerburgers.com TEPPAN-YAKI DAN KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily, 20 percent off for kama’aina. Also Kanpai Tasting Menu is $60 per couple. 5:308:45pm Teppan-yaki Dan, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-8053 ..................................... Continued on page 14

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MOANA BAKERY & CAFE RETURN FROM HANA SUNSET DINNER - Daily (except Sun & Mon). For $20 you can enjoy a three-course pre fixe dinner. First course: choice of cup of soup, organic mixed greens or purple sweet potato croquettes. Second course: choice of cinnamon braised pork ribs, Thai curry with tofu or chicken or miso vegetable pasta. Third course: choice of flourless chocolate cake or lemongrass creme brulee. 5-6:30pm Moana Bakery & Cafe, (71 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-9999 PHOTO BY SEAN M HOWER

SERPICO’S FOOD DISCOUNT - Daily. Get two slices of Jersey style pizza and a soda for just $5.99. Serpico’s Pizzeria, (Corner

of Old Haleakala Highway and Aewa Place, Makawao); 808-572-8498 STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR & GRILL KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Wednesdays in September. Buy one entree at regular price, receive second entree half off. Must have valid Hawaii ID. Excludes daily specials. 5-8:30pm Stopwatch Sports Bar & Grill, (1127 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-1380

CENTRAL MAUI KAHILI RESTAURANT KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Fri & Sat. in Sept. starting 9/6/13.

CHINA BOAT per table. 5-9pm Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com

UPCOUNTRY CAFE MAMBO DISCOUNTED FOOD DEAL Daily. During happy hour enjoy $3.50 beer, $4.50 cocktails and $4 house wine. You can also get a Maui Cattle Co. burger and beer of your choice (including Maui Brewing Co. on draft) for $10.95.

3-6pm Cafe Mambo, (30 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-8021; Cafemambomaui.com.

HALI’IMAILE GENERAL STORE ALOHA MONDAY FOOD DISCOUNT - Mon, Sept 2.

Head to Hali‘imaile General Store for Aloha Mondays. Each person who brings in a nonperishable food item to be donated to the Maui Food Bank will receive 50 percent off the price of their dinner entree. Hali‘imaile General Store, (900 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-5722666; Bevgannonrestaurants.com/haliimaile

CASANOVA ITALIAN RESTAURANT KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Every Mon, Tue, Wed & Thu. Buy any pasta or entree and get the second (equal or lesser value) half off for kama‘aina. One discount

MAUI KOMBUCHA KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina get half off kombucha cups with purchase of dinner. 5-7pm Maui Kombucha, (810 Kokomo Rd. Suite 13, Haiku); 808-575-5233; Mauikombucha.com

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Kama‘aina get 10 percent off at the Friday and Saturday night buffets. Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Waikapu); 808242-6000; Kahilirestaurant.com

$9.95 daily lunch special. Present a valid Hawaii ID. 5-8:30pm Ma‘alaea Waterfront Restaurant, (300 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-244-9028; Waterfrontrestaurant.net

KOHO GRILL & BAR FOOD DISCOUNT Tue, Aug 27. Fajitas for two on Tuesdays only cost $22.95 with the choice of chicken, steak, fish or veggie. Koho’s Grill & Bar, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-5588

RAMEN YA FOOD DEAL - Daily. Get free gyoza with your regular meal purchase from 2-5pm. (275 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Ave, Kahului); 808-873-9688

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MA’ALAEA WATERFRONT RESTAURANT KAMA‘AINA SPECIAL - Daily. When you purchase one entree, get the second half off.

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Kama‘aina get 10 percent off. For September use the coupon on page 12 to get a buy one get one half off deal as specified.

Ruby’s Diner, (275 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Ave, Kahului); 808-248-7829

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STEEL HORSE SALOON KAMA‘AINA GOLFER DEAL - Daily. For all kama‘aina who’ve spent the day golfing, bring in your score card and get a free drink. Steel Horse Saloon, (1234 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808243-2206; Facebook.com/cheersbikerbar TOKYO TEI FOOD DISCOUNT - Wed. Every Wednesday during September, Teishokus from A,B,C,D and E will be available for only $11.75. Tokyo Tei, (1963 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-242-9630 WHOLE FOODS MARKET KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily (except Sat). Mon: Korean BBQ steak bowl $3 off. Tue: beef tacos

are $1 each; buy one pound of in-house smoked turkey and get half-pound of select cheese free. Wed: hot and cold bar are $2/lb off all day. Thu: all wraps $1 off.

Fri: Salmon teriyaki bowl $2 off. Sat: Select pizzas are just $10. Sun: BOGO Take & Bake Pizza (Cheese, Pepperoni, Vegan).

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THURSDAY, AUG. 29 CROSBY & NASH – David Crosby and Graham Nash will be gracing the MACC stage this Thursday in honor of “Ruth’s Ride,” an effort to get a 10-year old access to a wheelchairaccessible vehicle. Talented as individuals, both Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees have proven just as powerful as a duo, with hits like “Wasted on the Way,” “Long Time Gone,” “Déjà Vu” and “Our House.” $45, $55, $75, $95 (includes premium seating and autographed Crosby & Nash DVD), $150 (includes premium seating and post show meet and greet) 7:30pm. MACC, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy MACC

KAMAKOA LINDSEY-ASING – Pau hana your week at the Baldwin House Museum for Lahaina Restoration Foundation’s monthly Hawaiian Music Series. This Thursday, the program features Hawaii Island native Kamakoa Lindsey-Asing. He draws a lot of his inspiration from his roots and has worked with Maui’s ’s Ekolu. A familiar face on the Maui music scene, Kamakoa returns to the Baldwin House for a solo performance. Chairs are e limited so guests are welcome to bring a mat or low-laying chair. Free.

6pm-7:30pm. Baldwin House Museum (120 Dickerson St, Lahaina), haina), Lahainarestoration.org. Photo courtesy Lahaina Restoration Foundation ation

FRIDAY, AUG. 30 REGGAE IN THE VALLEY – Marking its ninth anniversary, Reggae In The Valley returns with a lineup you’ll fall in love with. Ali Campbell sets stage on fire with UB40 hits like “Red Red Wine,” “Kingston Town” and “Homely Girl.” Crossing three generations and selling over 70 million records, the UB40 frontman has won top chart spots in the UK as a solo artist. The British sensation will share the stage with Na Hoku Hanohano Award winner Fiji, Maoli, Mana‘o Company, Jordan T and Josh Tatofi. Kalisi, Leylani and Lia Live will open the show. $30-$50. 4:30pm. Maui Arts

ALEXANDER MAKSIK – The Merwin Conservancy invites you to the The Green

Room, a new literary salon series engaging the community through the exploration of literature, art and nature. The inaugural event welcomes writer Alexander Maksik, whose latest work is A Marker to Measure Drift. The New York resident has been featured in many publications, including The New York Times and Harper’s. The evening will also feature Maui-based photographer Daniel Sullivan’s latest project– hiking the King’s Trail. Live music and pupus will be served. Books are available at Puka Puka in Paia, Barnes & Noble in Lahaina and at the salon. Seating is limited and sponsorships are available for those interested. $25-$1000. 6:30pm-9pm. Fort

and Cultural Center, A&B Amphitheater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-244-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo of Ali Campbell: Eva Rinaldi

Faught (200 Kaluanui Rd., Makawao), Merwinconservancy.org.

FRIDAY, FR R I DAY AUG. 30 JAGERFEST – Diamond’s Ice Bar and Grill in Kihei wants you to get

Z&G&E + MURS + DJ FRESH – Head to Casanova in Makawao this Friday for an

jazzed for Jager Fest 2013. This Friday, you get to enjoy $5 Jager shots and $6 Jager bombs and more than 200 chances to win giveaways. Whether you like your Jager ice cold or room temperature (Ed. note: yuck), you can get it here! Next Level Entertainment will present DJ LX, Jay J and the sassy NLE dollz. Celebrate the German export and unique herb liquor. No

evening of underground hip-hop. Zion I, The Grouch, Eligh, MURS and DJ Fresh will throw down for a meeting of creative minds. Consisting of two producers, the duo Zion I is noted for their innovative production. The Grouch is a founding member of The Living Legends. A self-described “bass fiend,” Eligh blends various genres into his hip-hop repertoire. Rounding out the group is underground Los Angeles native and MC MURS and Baltimore native and DJ to the stars DJ Fresh. 21+. $20. 8pm.

cover. 9pm. Diamond’s Ice Bar and Grill (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-8749299, Diamondsicebar.com. Photo courtesy Jagermeister FB page

Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.), Casanovamaui.com. Photo courtesy The Grouch

FRIDAY, AUG. 30 MIXOLOGY/PROGRESSIVE DINNER – Awaken your senses at

Ka‘anapali Fresh 2013. This second annual summer soiree boasts Ka‘anapali’s best in fresh food and locally produced products. The two-night event opens with “A Fresh Approach” to Mixology. Chandra Lucariello, the director of mixology for Southern Wine & Spirits and Hawaii’s branch education director for the US Bartender Guild, will share her tips and tricks to pouring a fresh cocktail. The evening continues with a progressive dinner starting at the Westin Maui Resort & Spa and then proceeding to the Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa for a sweet showcase. Ukulele virtuoso Jake Shimabukuro will close out the evening. Mixology 21+. $26.04.

2pm-4pm. Royal Lahaina Resort (2780 Keka‘a Dr, Lahaina) Progressive Kaanapali 21+. $78.13. 6pm-9:30pm. The

FARM TO TABLE – Ka‘anapali Fresh continues with a Grown on Maui Farmers Market (7:30am-11:30am), Ka‘anapali Coffee Tour (10:45am-2pm), and the Ka‘anapali Fresh Food and Wine Festival.

The farmers market features coffee, native taro, colorful flowers, exotic fruits, sweet Kula onions, seed crops, grass-fed beef, seafood and more. To celebrate 200 years of coffee cultivation on island, you can tour the Ka‘anapali Coffee Farms with Kimo Falconer and Jeff Ferguson of MauiGrown Coffee. Be sure to leave space for the events signature Fresh Food and Wine Festival “Ka‘anapali 5-O,” benefiting Maui County Farm Bureau. Top chefs will partner with farmers to craft a unique feast. You can also enjoy music from Amy Hanaiali‘i Gilliom and Makana.

Westin (6 Kai Ala Dr, Lahaina) & The Sheraton (2605 Ka’anapali Pkwy.), Kaanapalifresh.com.

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SATURDAY, AUG. 31 PAULA FUGA AND MIKE LOVE – Paula Fuga, Mike Love and Sam Ites are returning to the Stella Blues stage following the West Coast summer tour that featured Fuga and Love. Here are Fuga’s signature soothing melodies blended with Love’s Reggae riffs. Catch the Hawaiian songbird in her element. Maui locals and former Inna Vision members Bengali and Kokoman will open the show. $10. 9pm. Stella Blues (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), Stellablues.com, Paulafuga.com, Mikelovemusic.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

SUNDAY, SEPT. 1 BANYAN TREATS GRAND OPENING – The name has changed but the treats are still

sweet! Previously known as Hula Cookies and Ice Cream Lahaina, the Pioneer Inn is welcoming the newly named (and owned) Banyan Treats. But Hula Cookie Ice Cream Sandwich fans shouldn’t fret because the staple will remain on the menu, accompanied by eight new Hawaii-inspired Hula Cookie flavors, 28 Roselani ice cream flavors and shave ice. And you can celebrate with new owners Len Storey and Lisa Downey at the grand opening this Sunday. You’ll be able to cool off with Hula Cookie samples, live music by slack key master Kevin Brown, a performance by Zenshin Daiko Drummers, a hula show, prizes and special guests. 1pm-4pm. Banyan Treats (658 Wharf St., Stall 9, Lahaina), Facebook.com/BanyanTreats. Photo courtesy Banyan Treats FB page

SUNDAY, SEPT. 1 CHILI COOK-OFF – Ulupalakua Ranch Store & Grill and Shaka Pops want all

chili enthusiasts to head over to the Ulupalakua Ranch Store for the first annual CASI Hawaii State Chili Championship Cook-Off this Sunday. Prizes include a hand-painted cook stove for first place, as well as gifts from Ulupalakua Ranch and the Maui Winery. Tasting kits are available ($5 for five tastes) beginning at 1pm.

Chef Will Munder will also serve lunch specials featuring ranch beef, elk and lamb burger. Enjoy live music, ono chili and Maui’s countryside as the backdrop. Contestants will cook their chili entrees onsite and proceeds will benefit the Maui 4-H Livestock Association and their conservation efforts. 9am-4pm. Ulupalakua Ranch Store & Grill, Shakapopsmaui.com/chili. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

SUNDAY, SEPT. 1

KEIKI TILAPIA FISHING TOURNAMENT – The fifth annual Keiki Tilapia Fishing Tournament is returning to benefit the Maui United Way this Sunday. Keiki ages two to 18 are invited to cast their lines at Ka’anapali Golf Course Pond. The biggest (and smallest) catch will be recognized in each age category with trophies. The catch-and-release tournament gathers 600 keiki island-wide and is presented by the Maui Electric Company and Ka’anapali Golf Course. Keiki must register ahead of time. Go online to register and get the rules. 6:45am-9am. $20. Ka’anapali Golf Courses, Pond (2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy.), Mauielectric.com. Photo: Michael Rupert Hayes/Wikimedia Commons

TUESDAY, SEPT. 3

MALAMA MAUI – In conjunction with Ka’anapali Fresh, the Hawaii Wine and Food Festival presents “Malama Maui” this Sunday. The opening event will take guests on a culinary adventure featuring six renowned chefs, drawing inspiration from Ka’anapali Fresh’s theme of island-grown ingredients. Chefs include Bev Gannon, Gregory P. Grohowski, Hiroyuki Sakai, Sheldon Simeon, Rick Tramonto and Marcel Vigneron. Wineries include Amapola Creek, Loring Wine Company and Robert Biyale Vineyards. Guests will be treated to entertainment by The Pam Peterson Trio while basking on Hyatt’s sunset terrace.

Spaces are limited. 6pm-9:30pm. $250. Hyatt Regency Resort & Spa (200

MAUI JAZZ AND BLUES FEST OPENING – Kick off Maui’s premier Jazz and Blues Festival this Tuesday at the 3rd Annual Opening Party. HawaiiOnTV.com and Jazz Alley TV will present six days of world renowned musical talent. The opening concert will feature The Iguanas from New Orleans, Zydeco with Dwayne Dopsie and The Jazz Valley Trio. Make it a night out on the Westside and book a room at the Ritz-Carlton for a special festival rate. The schedule of events include local musicians and Na Hoku Hanohano Award winner Benny Uyetake and the Kalama School Ukulele Band, Zeshin Daiko Taiko and more. $25. 6pm-9pm. The Ritz-Carlton (1 Ritz Carlton Dr., Ka-

Nohea Kai Dr., Ka’anapali); Hawaiifoodandwinefestival.com.

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The World’s End

If only the movie had a better ending than the world

The World’s End ★★★★★ Rated R / 96 Min.

G

ary (played by Simon Pegg) wants to relive the glories of the 1990s so badly that he reunites his old high school chums and band members, coercing them into recreating a legendary pub crawl from their youth. Problem is, Gary is in rehab, a delusional burnout and his former buddies don’t really like him. In particular, Andy (played by Nick Frost) wants nothing to do with him and only joins the old crew out of pity. Over the course of an odd, somewhat strained reunion, Gary and his group hit one bar after another, with sobriety and niceties fading away. Then something really bizarre happens in the men’s room and the whole evening changes...

This is the third film collaboration between Pegg, Frost and Edgar Wright, following their wonderful Shaun of the Dead and the uneven but pretty funny

Hot Fuzz. Unfortunately, while their latest has some good laughs, especially early on, it’s the least of their three comedies.

The movie is like a barfly who boasts that he can hold his drink, until he gets wicked pissed and stumbles out of a bar.

Wright’s Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World demonstrated a distinct, sometimes brilliant approach to its storytelling, particularly in the way it was edited. The World’s End plays like an over-extended episode of Spaced, the clever, pop-culture crazed TV show that heralded the debut of Pegg, Frost and Wright.

They’ve never been afraid to embrace the absurd or adapt sci-fi and horror genres in the midst of telling stories about loyalty amongst middle class friends. The World’s End has the bollocks to go fearlessly over the top. It doesn’t have the good sense to realize that, the further it tumbles down the rabbit hole, the more it loses the heart, humor and soul of its promising first hour.

Without giving anything away, the threat that enters the story offers keen visual references to British sci-fi horror films Village of the Damned, Children of the Stones and Invasion of the Body Snatchers. The narrative gear switching doesn’t elevate the film.

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It smothers a comedy that didn’t need the fantasy angle. Audience goodwill can go a long way to buffering what a disappointment this is, though it’s clear the creators peaked with Shaun of the Dead and should have quit while they were ahead. Instead of more laughs, this offers a lot of fight scenes, which isn’t really what you’re hoping for in a Pegg/Frost comedy.

Like the unfortunate Paul, which Wright didn’t direct but Pegg and Frost wrote, their latest has a heavy-handed, out of left field attack on God and organized religion.

The scene in question, which I won’t reveal, is like a flatter take on the infamous “Why does God need a starship?” scene from Star Trek V. I like constructive debate

about religion in films but here, it comes across as heavy-handed, on-the-nose obvious and flat. Pegg and Frost are due a pub crawl of their own with Richard Dawkins any day now. Fine, but they need to make a movie where they directly go after religion and stop inserting their commentaries into movies that don’t need them.

Rosamund Pike, Pierce Brosnan, Paddy Considine and Martin Freeman are among those in the supporting cast who offer wry, fine tuned comic support.The opening, which mirrors a famous montage from The Rules of Attraction, is an enjoyable flashback sequence that perfectly sets the tone. It’s a shame that Wright and his movie lose their footing so disastrously in the second and final acts. ■

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ONE DIRECTION: THIS IS US - PG - Music/Documentary - The story of the musical group One Direction. 92 min.

THE GRANDMASTER - PG-13 - Action - Chinese film based on the story of Ip Man, the martial arts guy who trained Bruce Lee. 108 min.

NOW PLAYING 2 GUNS - R - Action/Comedy - An undercover DEA agent and naval intelligence officer unwittingly join forces after failing to infiltrate a drug cartel. Stars Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg. 109 min.

BLUE JASMINE - PG-13 - Drama - Cate Blanchett and Alec Baldwin star in this look at a narcissistic socialite who must deal with an unexpected crisis. Directed by Woody Allen. 98 min.

ELYSIUM - R - Action/Sci-fi - Matt Damon stars in this dystopian take on a future where rich people live in space and the poors live on

KICK-ASS 2 - R - Action/Comedy - Kick-Ass and Hit Girl (who is now a teenager) fight Red Mist again. 103 min.

LEE DANIELS’ THE BUTLER - PG-13 - Drama - All of Hollywood (including Oprah!) stars in this look at the life of a White House butler. 132 min.

MONSTERS UNIVERSITY - G - Animation In this prequel to Monsters Inc., we see Mike (Billy Chrystal) and Sulley (John Goodman) before they became best friends. 110 min.

THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS: CITY OF BONES - PG-13 - Action - After her mom disappears, a New York teenage girl learns she must join a secret band of warriors and battle demons, vampires and other more or less typical New Yorkers. 130 min.

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THE WORLD’S END - R - Action/Comedy Five friends on a pub crawl learn they must save the world. See this week’s film critique. 109 min.

WE’RE THE MILLERS - R - Comedy - A marijuana dealer creates a fake family so he bring a large supply of pot from Mexico into the U.S. Sure, why not. Stars Jennifer Aniston and Jason Sudeikis. 110 min.

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CROSBY AND NASH - Thu, Aug 29. The MACC welcomes David Crosby and Graham Nash for one night only of unforgettable folk rock sounds and strong vocal harmonies. The two legendary members of the rock supergroup, Crosby, Stills & Nash make their way to Maui to bring back original songs like “The Cost of Freedom,” “You Don’t Have to Go” and “Teach Your Children.” 7:30pm.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 REGGAE IN THE VALLEY - Fri, Aug 30. Legendary headliners and local artists will grace the stage at the ninth annual Reggae In The Valley music festival. Artists include Ali Campbell, Fiji, Maoli, Mano‘o Company, Jordan T. and Josh Tatofi. The show opens with Kalisi, Leylani and Lia Live. $50/ $30$40 presale. 4:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 PAULA FUGA, SAM ITES & MIKE LOVE - Sat, Aug 31. $10. 9pm. Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com

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BENISE - Sat-Wed. Benise, a new musical event comes to the Maui Theater. Benise, Emmy winning musician, will wow audiences with spanish guitar music, exotic drumming and Spanish Flamenco, Cuban Salsa, Argentinian Tango, Arabic and Waltz dancing. $14.99-79.99. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com YOU GOT IT! -Sat-Fri & Wed. Join the Maui Theatre for the new onstage musical event, You Got It! starring artist John Stephan. You Got It! pays tribute to the life of musician Roy Orbison, famous for his many top charting hits, including the song “Pretty Woman.” $39-$125/ka’amaina prices available. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com

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MIXOLOGY EVENT - Fri, Aug 30. Talk story with Chandra Lucariello, Director of Mixology for Southern Wine & Spirits of Hawaii, taste and learn about three distinctive cocktails made with fresh ingredients. Pupus included. 21+. 2-4pm. Royal Lahaina Resort, (2780 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina); 808-661-3611 PROGRESSIVE DINING EVENT - Fri, Aug 30.

Start your dining experience at the Westin Maui Resort, tasting food infused with coffee. Make your next stop at The Sheraton Maui Resort and enjoy desserts and a live award winning ukulele performance by Jake Shimabukuro. 21+. $78. 6:30-9:30pm. Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; westinkaanapali.com ‘ALPONO WINE DINNER - Fri, Aug 30. Sommelier Charles Fredy hosts an introduction to ‘Aipono Wine paired with multi-courses prepared by one of Maui’s celebrity chefs. Proceeds benefit UH Maui Culinary Academy. Call for prices. 7pm. Longhi’s Wailea, (3750 Wailea Ala Nui); 808-891-8883 KA’ANAPALI COFFEE TOUR - Sat, Aug 31.

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10:30am-2pm. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel, (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; kbhmaui.com KA’ANAPALI FRESH- Sat, Aug 31. Celebrate the unparallel beauty and culture of Ka’anapali at the annual Food and Wine Festival. Ka’anapali’s top chefs prepare farm to table dining, paired with wine from Southern Wine and Spirits. Enjoy the sunset while bidding on the silent auction benefiting Maui County Farm Bureau and watching award winning artists Amy Hanaiali’i Gilliom and Makana perform Hawaiian music. $156.25. 6:30-9pm. Ka’anapali Golf Resort, (2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-3691

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MALAMA MAUI - Sun, Sep 1. Hawaii Food and Wine Festival presents a dinner gala featuring cuisine created by six renowned master chefs, inspired by local Maui ingredients. Treat your taste buds to a fine dining experience. $250+. 5:30-9:30pm. Hyatt Maui Resort & Spa, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234; hawaiifoodandwinefestival.com BEACH BUM TWIST - Daily. The Beach House shakes things up with one of a kind beach cocktails. Listen to a beach-inspired soundtrack, sit back, relax, and drink in the ocean view. Varies.

2-4pm. Ritz-Carlton Kapalua, (1 Ritz Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6200; ritzcarlton.com/kapalua PIZZA AND MOVIE NIGHT - Tue & Thu. Catch a summer blockbuster at Makena Resort’s Pizza and Movies night. Watch a different feature film every week and chow down on made to order pizzas from their wood burning oven. Movie free with pizza purchase. 6:30pm. Pool Bar & Grill, Makena Beach & Golf Resort, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888 JAPANESE BEER PAIRING DINNER - ThuMon. Enjoy a unique pairing of Japanese beers and fresh local sushi. The hops aroma, sweet and tangy flavor of Japanese beer makes it a fresh summer brew that accents the simplicity of sashimi. $65. 5:30-9pm. Kai Sushi Restaurant, (1 RitzCarlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6200 THIRSTY THURSDAY - Thu, Aug 29. Botero Bar wants to quench your thirst for something new with their weekly tastings. This month features Tito’s Handmade Vodka. Sample three mixed Tito drinks with pupus while listening to live entertainment. If you’re still hungry, get 20% off food from the bistro during the tasting. $20. 6-9pm. Botero Bar & Lounge, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808875-1234; grandwailea.com/resort-dining PIZZA PARTY WEEKEND - Sat & Sun. Pizza takes the spotlight every weekend at Whole Foods. Every Saturday enjoy $10 whole pizzas, Sundays buy a Take & Bake Pizza and get the second one for free.

Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Sep 1. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first come, first served and does sell out. Kama’aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com MOUTH WATERING MONDAYS - Mon, Sep 2.

Try free samples of what’s in season, new or has got them excited each week. Free. 5pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

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JAZZ AND BLUES FESTIVAL - Sat, Sep 7. Get ready for a line-up of Award Winning Musicians at this year’s Jazz and Blues Festival. Music from Jazz Legend Lenny Castro, Grammy Winning Blues artist Joe Louis Walker, Na Hoku winners, Tako Drummers and more! Food and drinks will be available for purchase. $50. 4pm. Grand Wailea Resort and Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808875-1234; mauijazzandbluesfestival.com KU MAI KA HULA - Sat, Sep 14. The eighth annual International Hula competition will be featuring halau winners from Japan, West Coast and Hawaii. The dancers compete in kahiko (traditional hula) and ‘auana (modernday hula stylings) in both male and female categories. Experience the competitive side of cultural movement, featuring prestigious judges and award-winning hula. $25/ keiki under 12 half price. 1-7pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 TONY BENNETT - Tue, Sep 24. Performing for more than 60 years, Grammy winning artist Tony Bennett brings smooth vocals and classic music to Maui. “I Left My Heart In San Francisco,” “Because of You” and “The Best Is Yet To Come” are just a few of Ben-

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Pau Hana 9pm; $10 cover

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

Get Your Sexy On with DJ LaRage 10pm; no cover

BLUE LAGOON Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Adam Masterson 7:30pm; no cover

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

MON - Dave Carroll, 7:30pm / TUE - NEVA, 7:30pm/ WED - Justin Phillips, 7:30pm

Zion, The Gouch, Eligh, DJ Fresh & Murs 10pm; Sold out

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo 9:45pm; $10 cover

The Troll Garcia Band 2pm; $7 cover.

WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos 6:30p; no cover

DJ Blast 10pm; $5 cover

NAAU 10pm; $5 cover

Will Hartztag & TOLO 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - NEVA, 7:30-10pm

Next Level Entertainment 9pm; no cover

Jagerfest 9pm; no cover

Kanekoa 9pm; no cover

Gina Martinelli 6pm; no cover

TUE - Pool League, 6pm; no cover

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

DJ Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Jordan 6pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6pm; no cover

MON - Amy’s Mix, 9pm / TUE - House Music

Scott & Nara 6:30pm; no cover

Soul Kitchen 6:30pm; no cover

Ryan Robinson 6:30pm; no cover

Jah Residentz 9pm; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm; no cover

Super Dub Tribe 9pm; no cover

Karaoke 8pm; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pm / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm; (no covers)

Evan Schulman 6pm; no cover

Evan Schulman 6pm; no cover

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

LEON RUSSELL - Thu, Sep 26. Just pau touring with Elton John, Grammy-nominated, Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, Leon Russell brings classic rock and roll to Maui! $40-$55. 7:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 AUGIE T’S SUMMER OF LOL - Fri, Sep 27. Hawaiian comedian Augie T brings his popular local humor to Maui’s stage. $20/ $35 meet-and-greet.

7:30-10pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 HULAVILLE FESTIVILLE - Fri, Sep 27. John Pizzarelli, son of renowned guitarist Bucky Pizzarelli, is one of today’s greatest jazz guitarists. Gifted with spot-on vocals that deliriously swing, it’s no surprise Pizzarelli is credited with reviving the Great American Songbook. This stellar quartet will feature John Pizzarelli on guitar, Martin Pizzarelli on bass, Larry Fuller on piano, and Tony Tedesco on drums. $35, $45, $55. 7:30-10pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787

EVENTS THURSDAY, AUG 29 HOLOMUA NA HONU - The Maui Ocean Center will release six young green sea turtles into the ocean from the shores of Ka‘anapali Beach hotel.

Be a part of the honu’s introduction to the ocean, a traditional Hawaiian blessing, festivities and talk story with local researchers and marine biologist.

Free. 8am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7000; mauioceancenter.com SOCIAL MEDIA CONVERSATION - Ann Tran and Joyce Cherrier share what’s up in the social media marketing world. Their experience and expertise include recognition by Forbes, contributing to the Huffington Post and more than 30 years promoting health and fitness through media. Network and enjoy refreshments after the lecture. $15. 4:30-6:30pm. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-6610031; kaanapalifresh.com/social-media-conversation

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

HARD ROCK CAFE nett’s romantic and familiar hits. Call for ticket prices.

7:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; mauiarts.org

MON - DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm; TUES- DJ TRVR, 10pm; WED - DJ J-Zen, 10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

DJ PlaywFire Ono & DJ Kurt 9pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

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Sunrize Saturdaze with DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

Salsa Night 9pm; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL

Free Karaoke 10pm; no cover

PREZIDENT BROWN - Get your reggae on with Jamaican musician Prezident Brown, Kauai natives The Lambsbread and DJ Irie Dole. All ages welcome. $15 presale/ $20 door. 7pm. Makai Glass Creations, (903 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); facebook.com/MakaiGlass CLIFF DIVERS - Daily. Experience the thrill with your feet firmly on the ground! Watch experienced cliff divers take the plunge off Ka‘anapali’s famous Black Rock. Free. 6-8pm. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031 POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Daily. Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage. Free.

7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE Howard Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm / WED Evan Dove & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET CRUISE - Dance to local island and Reggae music by Marty Dread aboard a sunset cruise. Appetizers and drinks included. 5pm Pacific Whale Foundation, (300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100); 808-249-8977; pacificwhale.org DANNY BRADDIX JR. ARTIST RECEPTION Meet the local artist that uses acrylics to capture Maui’s forest, flowers and waterfalls. His art will be featured in the Banyan Tree Gallery all month.

6-8pm. Lahaina Arts Society Courthouse Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); lahaina-arts.com

SATURDAY, AUG 31

TURTLE-RRIFIC THURSDAY - Learn about Hawaii’s honu at the Turtle Lagoon interactive program.

The Maui Ocean Center team will share info about sea turtle biology, behavior, diet and daily care. Admission $20+. 2pm. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-270-7000; mauioceancenter.com

MERWIN CONSERVANCY LITERARY SERIES - The Green Room, a new literary series, explores literature, art and nature, featuring readings by acclaimed author Alexander Maksik. Photography by Daniel Sullivan will also be available to purchase. Pupus and refreshments will be served. $25. 6:30-9:30pm. Fort Faught Studio, (200 Kaluanui Rd., Makawao); 808-633-6140

FRIDAY, AUG 30

OBON FESTIVAL - This summer, join the Japanese celebration honoring ancestors. This festival brings you spiritual services, music, dancing, vendors and more!. Free. 6:30-10pm. Kula Shofukuji Mission, (113 Puanani Pl., Kula); 808-661-0640

KA’AMAINA CONCERT - Na Hoku Hanohano Award winner Ryan “Kamakakehau” Fernandez will be performing a free concert this month! Win prizes, sample food and products, browse vendors and more. Free. 7-8pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com FINS & FLIPPERS TOUR - Take a closer look at sharks and sea turtles on this exclusive behind-thescenes encounter. Tours are guided by a knowledgeable Ocean Naturalist and include the chance to observe supervised feeds at Hammerhead Harbor and Turtle Lagoon. $10 plus admission per guest. Space is limited, call for reservations.

11:30am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-270-7088; mauioceancenter.com ALOHA FRIDAY MUSICAL JAM - In partnership with Hawai‘i on TV, each Friday a different musical style is featured by local artists. Experience Maui at its best. Free. 11:30am-1:30pm. Whole Foods

MASQUERADE DANCE PARTY - Shake your bootie to jams by Soulyx. Live funk music and contest for the Best Dressed Head. Presale Tix $8/ $10 at door. 8:30pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-463-2014; facebook.com/Soulyx PET ADOPTIONS WITH HARF - Join the Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation (HARF) for a very special opportunity to rescue your next best friend! Every Saturday, HARF will bring animals in need of a good home. For more info, see websites or call. 10am-4pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-446-4126; hawaiianimalrescue.org YO-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Free. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., La-

haina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

SUNDAY, SEP 1 STATE CHILI COOKOFF - Spicy, chunky, veggie... Yes we’re talking about homemade chili!

Visitors can buy tasting kits–$5 for five tastes– and vote for the People’s Choice awards starting at 1pm. A limited number of judging seats are available to the public. Listen to live music, and chow down on ono lunch grinds including ranch beef, elk and lamb burgers. Proceeds benefit the Maui 4-H Livestock Assoc. Free to public; $50 for cooks; $5 tasting kits. 9am-4pm. Ulupalakua Ranch Store & Grill, (Highway 37, Ulupalakua); 808-878-2561; shakapopsmaui.com/chili BANYAN TREATS GRAND OPENING - Enjoy the same delicious hula flavors, shave ice and speciality Roselani tropics ice cream at the new Banyan Treats shop Grand Opening, formerly Hula Cookies and Ice Cream Lahaina. Take part in a traditional Hawaiian blessing and watch entertainment including Zenshin Daiko Drummers, Rhianna Vega, Kevin Brown, Damon Parillo and Wainani Kealoha. Surfer Sophie Johnston will be giving away prizes and offer you yummy treats to sample. Free.

1pm. Hula Cookies & Ice Cream Lahaina, (655 Front Street, Lahaina); 808-661-5854 OHANA DAY - Grace Bible Church invites families to join the fun at this month’s Ohana Day. Bounce house, giant slip-n-slide, roller derby, cotton candy, shave ice and more! This month will also feature a talent show for all ages. Child, student, adult, and multi-generation divisions will be scored on presentation, skill, creativity and courage. First place winners in each division get a prize. Free. Grace Bible Church, (635 S. Hina Ave., Kahului); 808-877-5331 FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com MANA‘O RADIO UPCOUNTRY SUNDAY Enjoy Italian cuisine and listen to The Troll Garcia Band, Pat Simmons Jr and Connor Snow. $7 donation. 2pm. Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com

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ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

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Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Mel Arausa 7pm - close; no cover

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

WED - Karaoke Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

MON - Mark Smeltzer/ TUE- Cole Sulenta WED - Tracy Stiles, all 7pm; no cover

JAY’S PLACE

MON- Open Mic WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Maui Blues & Co. or Jarod 7pm; no cover

MON - Red Fish / TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’ 8:15-10:15; no cover

Nuff Sedd 9pm; no cover

1810’ 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (no covers)

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

Live Music Kaliko’s Way 10:30pm; no cover

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Pool Tournament 7pm; no cover

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm Free Karaoke 2pm-2am; no cover

Live Music 7:30pm; no cover

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm; no cover

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA

WED - Free Karaoke, 2pm-2am; no cover

Salsa Dance w/ Bilongo 9pm; $10 cover

Perrones 10pm; $40-$45 cover

DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze 10pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Trish da Dish Pub Quiz 9pm; no cover

Stay Eazy 7pm; no cover

Soul Kitchen 6:30pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - The Makai Jazz Group, 6:30pm / TUE - Mulligan’s Magic Show. 7-9pm/ WED - Willie K Dinner Show 7pm; $65

PARADISE GRILL (MELLOS)

70s, 80s 10pm-1am; no cover

Club Night w/ DJ Ron 10pm-1:30am; no cover

Club Night w/ DJ Ron 10pm-1:30am; no cover

Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

MON - Big John / TUE - Industry Night / WED - Paradise w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm; (no covers)

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

Mellos Bar, 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Lahaina - 662-3700

FAMILY MAGIC - All-ages comedy and magic with Lauro Castillio. Free. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com BINGO SUNDAY AT MAUI MALL - Free community Bingo hour. 12-1pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am. Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; mauipride.org

MONDAY, SEP 2 HULA PERFORMANCE - Original hipster style performance. Free. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, SEP 3 THE IGUANAS - The Jazz and Blues Festival kicks off with the Hawaii Debut of The Iguanas, from New Orleans and Zydeco with Dwyane Dopsie and The Jazz Alley TV Trio. $25. Ritz-Carlton, (1 Ritz Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6200 SEA TURTLE TUESDAYS - Get a behind the scenes tour featuring the Honu, Hawaii’s Green Sea Turtles. Lunch and snacks included. $15+ Admission. 11:30am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-270-7000; mauioceancenter.com

WEDNESDAY, SEP 4 HANGIN’ WITH HONU - Hang out with a Hawaiian green sea turtle and talk story with the special guest speaker at Turtle Lagoon. Admission $20+.

11am-2pm. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-270-7000; mauioceancenter.com RED CARPET MOVIE NIGHT: ‘TEEN WOLF’ - It’s the 80’s Edition of “So Bad It’s Good” Movie Month!

Free popcorn. Free. 7:30pm Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; ambrosiamaui.com SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15 mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet

at South Maui Bicycles shop ten to 7. Road bikes recommended. Free. 7am. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd. #5); 808-874-0068; southmauibicycles.com WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring a performance in the lower courtyard and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. Free / @ ShopsAtWailea on Twitter. 6:30-8pm. The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Adam Masterson 7:30-10pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:3010pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, NEVA 7:30-10pm; Wed, Justin Phillips 7:3010pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm; Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina ); 808-661-4855.

COOL CAT CAFE - Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:3010pm; Thu, Will Hartzag & TOLO 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:3010pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter D 7:30-10pm; Wed, NEVA 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm; Wed, Michael & Greig 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Kealii Lum 3-5pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm.

(130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

FIVE PALMS LAHAINA - Daily, Live Entertainment Nightly 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., La-

TUE - Trivia Night w/ Bryan, 8pm; no cover/ WED - Karaoke w/ Dave, 10pm; no cover

haina); 808-661-0937.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Sat, Ryan Robinson 6:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Happy Hour 3-6pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm; Sun, Avi & Indio 6:30-9pm; Fri, Soul Kitchen 6:30pm. (744 Front St, Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Sat, Evan Shulman 6-9pm; Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808-667-6636.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Fri, Elaine Ryan 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm; Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm.

(200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Wed, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7pm; Mon, Mark Smeltzer 7pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai ); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm.

(730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

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Sign Language VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Turn up the volume. You’re doing really well, Virgo, at expressing your wants and needs explicitly and articulately. You’re just not doing it loudly or aggressively enough. Communicating with perfect lucidity is useless if you’re so quiet that the people who need to hear what you’re saying simply can’t. They’re mostly so eager to please that they end up guessing—and guessing wrong, which leads to all sorts of other complicated wrinkles and annoyances. Avoid having to balance those good intentions against your disappointment: Grab a megaphone and start yelling. It might feel unnatural to hurl your wishes into the air with all the force your lungs can muster, but you’ll get over it when each and every one comes true.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) It’s scapegoat season again, and you’re miles from any haven where hunting is off-limits. Your world’s shifty right now; even the alibis you use to evade taking the fall may turn on you, if you’re not careful. It could be frustrating to take a smack across the head for a sin you didn’t commit, but resist the temptation to deflect that attention by pointing your own ray gun of culpability. At least you know you’re innocent (even if no one else believes it). Blaming someone else (especially when you’re not sure they’re guilty) would erase that innocence, and only make you deserve the punishments you’re getting.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) You’ve been chained up way too much, and taking your normally motivational self-flagellation to unhealthy extremes. Ease up. Unlock at least half the encumbrances grounding/restraining you, and let a few things slide for a while. Pretend you’re delicate and fragile, like a freshly cut flower. You need to be lovingly trimmed, nourished, and enjoyed, not worked out and worked over. You can go back to your robust high-speed, high-efficiency employment and amusement next week when they won’t leave you drooping and half-dead with wilt and exhaustion.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) My favorite architect and artist, Sagittarian Friedrich Hundertwasser, once said, “The straight line is godless and immoral; the uncritical use of straight lines has reduced our cities to concrete deserts.” I urge you to consider this message in the coming weeks, when the straight line, although it may be the shortest distance between two places you want to be, is almost certainly the worst path you could take, killing a bunch of the chaotic life flourishing in your mental terrain. Instead, when considering your destinations, please imagine the most complicated, spiritually nourishing route, with no regard for efficiency—that’s the one you want to take to not only get where you’re going, but get there enriched, instead of sterilized.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) You need to be cuffed and spanked. Or maybe you need to cuff and spank someone else. The astrological omens aren’t very clear about who deserves this punishment, which could be humiliating, sexy, hilarious—or all of the above—for everyone involved.

Whether you’re the distributor of discipline this week, or the castigation catcher, I’m sure you’ll have fun (and happily review a couple half-forgotten lessons). Just don’t make a habit of this. As exciting and interesting as it can be to tear down useless walls (in your soul or somebody else’s), it’s more important that you save your strength and time for the impressive construction work of the coming months: structures dotting your shared inner landscape that are more massive and cooperative (and beautiful) than anything you’ve ever attempted before.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) This week I’d like you to concentrate on overcoming the misery of gadgetry. You’re too much under the influence of some of the technology that surrounds you, and you end up feeling—rationally or irrationally— that you’re its servant, and not the other way around.

Revolt against your cellphone, television, or Internet addiction. Reduce their behemoth proportions to more reasonable priority levels. Your first week off high-dosage tech might be rough, but by week

three, you’ll be happier and more engaged with the world than you have been in a year.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) You might as well throw in the towel this week, because all your ventures will probably fall flat. If you succeed right now, it’ll most likely be by accident, not by trying as hard as you can. Don’t abandon your loftiest ambitions, just put them on hold for a week or two. They’ll still be there later, when the inhibitive astrological influences don’t have you pinned to a board.

I’d rather you tackle them fresh at that time, rather than flailing ineffectually at them for weeks, amidst mounting frustration. Instead of aiming high, just concentrate on the little shit, enjoying life’s daily pleasures: Take lots of showers, stay cool, eat delicious food, listen to good music, play with the dog. When it’s fruitful to go back to conquering the world again, I’ll let you know.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Since you’re not currently in their grips, this is a good week to take an objective, practical look at your fears.

List them in order of potency, not conquerability—the latter is irrelevant just now, because there’s actually no wall you can’t topple. Then line them up against a brick wall and shoot them dead. Sadly, this week doesn’t herald an end to all fear (like you yourself, some of them have more than nine lives, and will return in a new form), but you should be able to utterly kill (and be rid of forever) at least two or three.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Your naturally iron stomach may protect you from mild food poisoning, but that’s no reason to purposely ingest anything even slightly toxic. Sure, go ahead and exercise your digestive advantage if you have a good reason, like: It’d be fun to go on a bender with your college buds, impress a chick with your pufferfish ingestion, or kill that parasite you picked up in Zimbabwe.

But I’m guessing that none of the reasons you’re given (or can think up) are even half as good as the ones I mentioned, so by all means, don’t be stupid. If you see something (or someone) toxic, stay away.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Your life is rife with deficiencies. I’m not talking parts of your personality; we both know you’re pretty much one of the most chill, well-adjusted people out there. I’m talking about what you’re taking in—and what you’re not. There’s a certain element, as essential as Vitamin C, that’s just plain missing from your life. You know what I’m talking about. You’d better find a way to supplement your spiritual diet with some form of what’s absent, or you may come down with a bad case of soul scurvy. Hint: You already know a perfect (and willing) source of your malnourishment’s remedy. It’s only a phone call or email away.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Hard and fast rules of morality won’t serve you well.

Sometimes, albeit rarely, violence, assholism, theft, or deceit is justified. I’m not presenting an ends vs. means argument here. I’m simply pointing out that occasionally one of those extremes represents the lesser of evils. I’m discouraging the infamous Cancer Cling on all fronts, but this week most of all I wish you’d resist rigidity regarding your principles. If you can’t think outside the arbitrary ethical boxes you’ve drawn, you won’t be able to deal when, like right now, all your viable options lie outside of them.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Take off your blinders. It’s simply time to stop fooling yourself. You can’t blame the deception you’re suffering from on anybody else; you’re not naïve enough for anyone to pull wool this thick over your eyes. The only person who could maintain this unbelievable charade is you. The problem: a war between your gut and your desire. You want something to be true, or real, while deep down you know it’s not. It’s hard to admit to yourself the truth of the situation because it’s anathema to your hopes (which are slightly unrealistic, but only for the moment). You’ll never give yourself a chance to actually find a situation that fits your wishes—until you see the current one for what it is, and extricate yourself from it.

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