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Later this month, news anchor Mahealani Richardson will trade KITV News This Morning in Honolulu for a job in public relations, reported Pacific Business News on Aug. 2. Who will Richardson work for now?

A. Alexander & Baldwin B. Hawaiian Telcom C. Shriner’s Hospital D. Kamehameha Schools E. The U.S. Navy

On Aug. 2, the U.S. House of Representatives unanimously passed HR 1344, the “Helping Heroes Fly Act” which streamlines airport security screenings for wounded veterans and servicemembers. Tulsi Gabbard, who represents Hawaii’s Second District in Congress, introduced the act. Given that the U.S. Senate has already passed the bill, it now awaits President Barack Obama’s signature.

How many other pieces of legislation has Gabbard gotten this far?

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DAVID CAIN BLASTS DEFERRAL AGREEMENTS Back in our Jan. 17, 2013 issue, we ran a cover story on “deferral agreements”– deals the County of Maui used to strike with those who wanted to divide up their land into three lots or less. The landowners could pay for sidewalk, pavement, curb and/or gutter improvements right then or defer the payment.

How many of these agreements exist, and the amount of money owed to the county are huge unknowns, which is what spurred our cover story. What helped us was that West Maui resident Chris Salem, who has spent a dozen years researching the issue (largely because he says he’s in danger of losing his home due to problems associated with these agreements), have us an inch-thick stack of documents detailing just about everything we ever wanted to know about deferral agreements.

Turns out Salen has also retained attorney David Cain of the Wailuku firm Cain & Herren in a bankruptcy case. At the Aug. 2 Maui County Council hearing,

Overheard “He was opening our mail so we already have him for that.”

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councilmembers took up County Communication 13-238, which consisted of an extraordinary letter from Cain to the council calling for a full investigation into deferral agreements.

“Over the last decade, vast amounts of public funds have been unnecessarily spent defending illegitimate decisions by County Directors,” Cain wrote in his June 25 letter to the Council. “The loss of public funds could have been avoided.”

According to Cain’s letter, “the immense personal expense of exposing the exploited loopholes in the Maui County code, conflicting relationships between the County administration, Corporation Counsel, and private interests, has my client’s family on the verge of losing everything they have worked for, including their home through foreclosure.”

Cain added that “While the public interest has been served by my clients’ unveiling of the previously unaccounted for developer financial obligations, the unnecessary damages my client has suffered are unacceptable. My client and my firm do not seek recourse against the County of Maui to cause further harm to the people of Maui County. The recovery must occur from the parties responsible.”

Cain’s letter went on to detail much of the same deferral agreement history Salem relayed to this paper. It pulls no punches.

“For decades Corporation Counsel has prevented the Council from performing their duties established under the Maui County Charter,” Cain wrote. “By conceal-

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We still care about things like “civil rights,” right? Do all of us still hold notions of personal privacy and government accountability dear? When we watch or read the news, does our nation still really, honestly, believe that power corrupts and, except in rare instances, secrecy does little more than hide criminal acts?

I’m just not feeling it anymore. Lately, we seem to be just going through the motions on the whole issue of government overreach in the arena of “national security” because we think that’s what everyone expects of “Americans.” In fact, I think the majority of us are really just scared of the world (especially the poor parts) and deep down would do everything we can and put our boots down on however many throats it takes to make sure that we can get the iThing and gas up our crossovers every Saturday.

I thought about all this over the weekend after Hawaii Senator Brian Schatz’s office emailed over a note saying he was signing on as a cosponsor to something called the FISA Court Reform Act of 2013. The bill, which already has 14 sponsors (all Democrats) seeks to reign in some (but not all) of the excesses in the current secret “court” that approves (it never denies) the federal government’s surveillance requests.

“The right to privacy is one of our country’s most valued democratic rights, and I am committed to making sure government does not encroach on that right,” said Senator Brian Schatz, D–Hawaii, in an Aug. 1 press release. “I opposed reauthorization of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act because it failed to provide transparency, accountability, and reasonable limits on surveillance. With this bill, we will begin to make this process more transparent, and have the opportunity to reinvigorate trust and confidence in our country’s respect for privacy and civil liberties.”

Schatz is right, but given recent events, it’s clear that FISA is just one portion of the massive national security state that we’ve allowed to create in this country. Though journalists

are pleased that the government didn’t find U.S. Army Private Bradley Manning guilty of “aiding the enemy” after he gave a boatload of secret documents to Wikileaks, the young man who just wanted Americans to know what their government was doing with their tax dollars in places like Iraq is still facing more than a century of imprisonment.

And by now, everyone on the planet with access to a TV and/ or Twitter has heard of Edward Snowden, who traded his cushy post as a National Security Agency contractor here in Hawaii for Russia after making public PRISM, a government surveillance super-program that shows safeguards like FISA do virtually nothing to protect normal citizens from surveillance. Though Russia has a brutal reputation for dealing harshly with its own whistleblowers, Snowden probably thought life there would be preferable to that spent in an American solitary confinement prison cell.

Can we even have America these days without massive government secrecy and espionage on, well, everyone? This is, after all, a nation that without discussion or any sense of irony decided long ago that contract law trumps the Constitution’s guaranteed protection of the Freedom of Speech. Seriously, there is no surprise that the NSA is as large or as powerful as it is–this is the land of Non-Disclosure Agreements (NDAs), where the term “public document” is a bitter joke.

“No one thinks about non-disclosure contracts as a NatSec State weapon because they aren’t as sci-fi sexy/scary as the cutting-edge technologies used to spy on people,” Mark Ames wrote in the superb essay “Nondisclosure Nation,” which ran in the July 2013 issue of NSFWCORP and details the sad history of American courts using NDAs to squeeze whistleblowers who tried to leak secret information about crimes and corruption carried out by the U.S. Government.

“Non-disclosures don’t have that techno-dys-

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ing developer contractual agreements and conflicting private developer client relationships, Corporation Counsel is responsible for the ongoing frustration of legitimate functions of the Maui County Council.”

At the County Council Hearing on Aug. 2, members voted to defer the matter over the Policy and Intergovernmental Affairs Committee, which Riki Hokama chairs (Hokama also originally placed Cain’s letter on the County Council agenda). There’s no word as yet to when or even if that committee will hold a hearing on Cain’s letter or the issue of deferral agreements in general, but here’s hoping they do so. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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HANA RANCH SALE ON HOLD A lawsuit filed last month has applied the brakes to the sale of 4,500acre Hana Ranch to Colorado-based Bio-Logical Capital, a real estate investment and conservation company.

Filed by Shea Halligan, a partner with current owners Hana Ranch Partners LLC, the suit states that in accordance with

news for Washington politicos–has named Hawaii’s Democratic Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard the sixth most beautiful person in Washington, according to their new “50 Most Beautiful People” feature. Julie McClain, Hawaii Democratic Senator Brian Schatz’s press secretary, also made the list. Ranked 37th, she earned the title “Sunny Side.”

The feature is meant to be fun, said Hugo Gurdon, The Hill‘s editor in chief, in a July 31 news release: “For the last ten years, we’ve enjoyed letting our hair down in showcasing people who, some high-profile, some not so, most importantly have great personal stories to tell. We’re extraordinarily proud to mark a decade of what’s become a mainstay for DC and political enthusiasts, and look forward to ten more years.”

Most of the write-up on Gabbard focused on her relative youth and Hawaii National Guard service, but a portion also dealt with her love for Hawaii: “Gabbard was born in Leloaloa, American Samoa, but moved to Hawaii when she was

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Island Hospice recently received approval to begin operations on Maui. As one of Hawaii’s largest nonprofit providers of hospice care and with a growing location on Oahu, Island Hospice says it's ready to provide Maui with compassionate and capable end-of-life care.

With a mission of providing their patients with the highest quality care, Island Hospice seeks to serve the “physical, emotional and spiritual needs of their terminally-ill patients,” states at July 31 press release from the company. “We realize the immediate need to care for those who cannot have care otherwise, whether due to family or financial resources,” said Dr. Michael Duick, CEO of Island Hospice, in that news release.

“That is why we are determined to open a beautiful hospice home in central Maui as quickly as possible. The addition of an inpatient hospice unit will without doubt improve health care on Maui.”

Hiring for hospice staff will begin in the fall, with job fairs starting soon. Another firm, Hospice Maui, has operated here for the last 30 years.

-Rebecca Nakashima

has been awarded two grants through the Hawaii Community Foundation FLEX grants program to support their involvement with the local youth. As a free service, this nonprofit relies on grants, donations and fundraisers to continue the work they’re doing in the community. So the $25,000 they received from the Omidyar Ohana Fund and the $5,000 from the Rev. Takie Okumura Family Fund will help them achieve this.

Started 20 years ago by a group of Northshore boys and girls, the Paia Youth and Cultural Center at Paia Bay now enjoy a membership of over 500 youths. Offering a fun recreation center, as well as the StoneWave Skate Park and programs such as a youth-run radio station and the agricultural Malama Pono Project Venture, they seek to provide a safe place for boys and girls to build community through these social, educational and vocational activities.

-Rebecca Nakashima

the purchase agreement, the other partners do not have the authority to complete the sale. It also alleges that the $35 million transaction is priced below market value.

Hana Ranch went on sale in September 2008 with a price tag of $65 million that was later lowered to $55 million. After some communication, it was announced in August 2012 that an agreement had been made between the two companies for Bio-Logical Capital to acquire the property from Hana Ranch Partners. Since then, the property was undergoing a due diligence investigation period pending the sale.

Bio-Logical Capital does business as a sort of master developer of ecosystems and believes that large-scale conservation and resource protection can create money. They purchase large properties that have been damaged by deforestation or the like and explore the sustainable capabilities they offer.

When the sale was green-lighted last year, Bio-Logical Capital had plans to preserve the Hana Ranch property as a working cattle ranch while expanding its

No longer for sale?

operations to include organic farming. BioLogical Capital senior vice president and director for Hawaii Guy Kaulukukui was reportedly hopeful for what they would accomplish there.

“It is at once a privilege and a great responsibility,” said Kaulukukui in an Aug. 15, 2012 Pacific Business News article. “Hana is one of the last, best places in Hawaii untouched by urbanization, rich in abundant natural and cultural resources, and with the potential to become a model for sustainable ranching and farming practices in the state.”

Now, Bio-Logical Capital’s dream of becoming the fourth Hana Ranch owner in the past 30 years looks bleak as they wait it out while the litigation takes its course among the Hana Ranch Partners.

-Rebecca Nakashima

‘THE HILL’ NAMES GABBARD, SCHATZ AIDE TO BEAUTIFUL LIST Calling her the “Hawaiian Heartbreaker,” The Hill–a trusted source of daily Capitol Hill

2 and has called it home ever since. ‘It is truly special because of the culture and the people. I cherish every time I can go home,’ she said. Her favorite way to decompress there: surfing. ‘If I’m home for the district work week, there are at least two mornings during the week I paddle out and go surfing for a few hours,’ she said.”

Gabbard’s office had no comment on The Hill‘s list. As for McClain, her ranking on the list is the least of her concerns.

“The Hill contacted me in June to let me know that I had been nominated by a friend and asked me to participate in a photo shoot,” McClain said in a July 31 email. “I had just gone to the emergency room and been diagnosed with non-Hodgkins lymphoma 3 days earlier.”

McClain added that she's undergoing treatment now, and her prognosis is good.

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BRAINY TWEET To commemorate its 500th “deep brain stimulation” surgery in May, UCLA Medical Center live-Tweeted its operation on musician Brad Carter, 39, during which he was required to strum his guitar and sing so that surgeons would know where in his brain to plant the electrical stimulator that would relieve his Parkinson’s disease symptoms.

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STILL UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT Briar MacLean, 13, of Calgary, Alberta, was reprimanded by school officials in May (and then also lost an appeal) after he stepped between two students because one, holding a knife, was bullying the other. The vice principal appeared to regard Briar’s action as equal to that of the bully, telling Briar’s mother later that the school does not “condone heroics,” and that it was “beside the point” that Briar might well have prevented a slashing (which could have occurred if he had left the boys behind to go find a teacher).

FIRST WORLD CRISES It’s not quite to the level of the $15,700 Japanese melons, but the behavior of women descending upon New York City stores in June for the annual “sale” on designer shoes is nonetheless a spectacle. The event makes the city’s upscale commercial district look like “an insane asylum of very well-dressed women,” reported The New York Times. The shoes’ everyday prices require, wrote the Times, “the willful suspension of rational thinking.” The average transaction at Barneys is $850, still far below, for example, a pair of wicker-basket-like sandals ($1,995 by Charlotte Olympia) or a certain Christian Louboutin pump ($1,595–$4,645 if in crocodile). Prices are so unhinged, according to the Times, that standards from the iconic Sex and the City designer Manolo Blahnik are now low-price leaders, holding at about $595.

CLASSIC! Among the oldest classic stories in News of the Weird is the hapless burglar or bank robber who inadvertently incriminates himself at the scene of the crime. Recently, (1) Korey Harris, a defensive lineman for West Virginia University’s football team, was arrested in July for a home invasion he allegedly committed while wearing his practice sweatpants emblazoned with his jersey number (96). And police in Boston are confident that Zachary Tentoni is the man who robbed a woman in the yard of Harbor Middle School in June because, as he grabbed her purse and fled, he dropped two bags he was carrying. Among the contents: Tentoni’s birth certificate and a letter from his mother.

ZERO-TOLERANCE ALIVE AND WELL Second-grader Josh Welch’s two-day suspension in March was upheld on appeal in June by Park Elementary School officials of Anne Arundel County, Md., even though his offense was that he had nibbled a pastry into the shape of a gun, which he then waved around. Said Josh’s attorney: “If this (school system) can’t educate a 7-year-old without putting him out of school, how are they going to deal with 17-year-olds?”

UPDATE! It took a year and a half of legal wrangling over a technicality, but Marshall University was finally dropped in June as one of the defendants in Louis Helmburg III’s lawsuit for his injuries when fellow party-goer Travis Hughes shot bottle rockets out of his posterior in 2011.

Helmburg, some will recall, was so startled by Hughes’ stunt that he fell off the rail-less deck at a fraternity party staged

by Alpha Tau Omega of Marshall University. Hughes and the fraternity remain as defendants in the January 2012 lawsuit. ■

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have a bone to pick with you adults (said loosely) who ride stand-up at Cove Park. The other day my son and niece, ages six and eight, were trying their best to ride two-foot waves when you two on stand-up boards cut them off, knocking their boards with their paddles. You laughed and didn’t even apologize.

When my dad, who was out knee-deep with them, finally had enough he spoke up, asking you why it was necessary to cut off six-year-olds. You two were ignorant, rude and embarrassing. It’s a sad day when kids are being knocked around by stand-up paddlers with an attitude who think that this two-foot-wave is their epic ride, no matter what little kids they take out on the way. Maybe if you could act your age you would see that this break is for kids, beginners and anyone else who is willing to share it in the best interest of staying safe and encouraging kids to get out and get their surf on. ■

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Located just north of Black Rock on the Westside, Kahekili Beach is a gorgeous stretch of white sand that’s pop-

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ular with sunbathers, swimmers, snorkelers and divers.

The beach would exemplify everything natural and wonderful about Maui’s shoreline, except for one small problem: a new University of Hawaii study says submarine springs just offshore from the beach are

bringing in sewage that’s been injected into the ground at the nearby Lahaina Wastewater Reclamation Facility (LRWF), which is run by the County of Maui.

“In sum, our results conclusively demonstrate that a hydrogeologic connection exists between LWRF Injection Wells 3

and 4 and the nearby coastal waters of West Maui,” states the giant 502-page Lahaina Groundwater Tracer Study report, which was released in late July.

“Eighty-four days following injection, FLT [Fluorescein] tracer dye introduced to these wells began to emerge from very

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facts and has to give a fat check to the federal government that will never come back to the community.

The beach in question

is warmer there. You don’t need special equipment to see these springs.

MT: Why has the issue regarding the treatment plant injections gone on so long?

COLLINS: I think from the state’s perspective, I think it’s better for them to do something instead of nothing. Injection is better than direct discharge into

scientific evidence of sewage coming up.

And remember that there are injection wells in Kahului and Kihei as well.

MT: Where do you go from here?

COLLINS: WMPA and Earthjustice are in settlement discussions with the County in the lawsuit. There aren’t really any details on that. We’re hopeful, and if not we’ll

The new UH report has a strong conclusion – one that should give pause to everyone who dives into the waters at Kahekili Beach. the ocean–except in this case where it’s direct discharge into the ocean. Now there’s science to back up the connection between injection and the submarine springs in the Kahekili shoreline area.

Before this study, they said there was no

press ahead and get a judgment.

MT: How serious would that judgment be for the County of Maui?

COLLINS: For the County, a violation of the Clean Water Act is pretty serious. The money goes to the federal government. It would be very sad if the County won’t face

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nearshore seafloor along North Kaanapali Beach, approximately 0.85 km (0.5 miles) to the southwest of the LWRF.” For the last two decades, various researchers have been studying the injections from the Lahaina facility, trying to discover if material was in fact getting into the delicate near-shore environment. The new UH report has a strong conclusion–one that should give pause to everyone who dives into the waters at Kahekili Beach.

What’s more, though the wastewater plant injects “treated effluent” into the ground and not untreated sewage, the UH report discovered tangible changes in the ocean near the submarine springs: “Waters discharging the fluorescein dye from the submarine springs are warm and brackish, and have a temperature >28ºC, and an average salinity of 4.5 and a pH of 7.5.”

Of course, none of this is news to the West Maui Preservation Association (WMPA). For about a decade now, the group of Westside residents has been speaking out about both the rampant construction throughout that part of Maui and the possibility that material from the wastewater plant was making its way to the ocean (in our Nov. 15, 2007 issue, I wrote a story titled “Change the Channel!” about WMPA’s research into possible bacteriological contamination in the nearby Honokowai Channel). In April 2012, Earthjustice filed a lawsuit in federal court on behalf of WMPA, Surfrider Foundation, the Sierra Club and Hawaii Wildlife Fund alleging that pollution was making its way from the wastewater treatment plant to Kahekili Beach.

For more information about the context and importance of the recent UH tracer study, I spoke with Lance Collins, the WMPA spokesperson and attorney.

MAUITIME: How long has your organization been speaking out against the Lahaina wastewater facility?

LANCE COLLINS: Since it was formed [in 2003]. We’ve sent stuff to the EPA [Environmental Protection Agency] and DOH [Department of Health]. Nothing happened with DOH but the EPA wanted to hear what the public had to say. But that wasn’t until a couple years later.

MT: What’s the significance of the UH study?

COLLINS: WMPA has always said that it doesn’t take a biologist to see that the treatment plant has a negative impact on the near-shore waters. This [study] shows that conclusively. The water has to go somewhere. It’s not like there’s a big black hole under the ground. Would a tourist snorkel there knowing that 60 percent of the injection from the treatment plant is bubbling up there? The water they’re shooting into the ground is coming up. We have to figure out how best to eliminate the problems that’s causing.

MT: Sixty percent seems high. Did the results surprise you?

COLLINS: It did, though the exact amount is 65 percent. I thought [the result] was low. In my mind it was 100 percent, it’s at least consistent with my experience. In 10 to 15 feet of water, you can see these submarine springs. The water

Watch out!

When Earthjustice distributed the study in late July, the County of Maui’s press office declined to comment. But what the various media outlets (including this one) missed was that one county official had commented on the results in writing.

Buried at the end of the 502-page report is a copy of a four-page letter dated June 10, 2013 from Scott Rollins of the county’s Wastewater Reclamation Division to UH Geology Professor Craig Glenn, the study’s principal author (the UH researchers’ response to Rollins is also included at the end of the report). In his letter, Rollins makes dozens of comments and critiques about the study, including his belief that the report is just too damned long.

“This is one of the longest and most detailed executive summaries we have ever seen,” Rollins wrote. “Seems like it might be a good idea to move the report index ahead of it so we can find things like the acronym table, and understand the layout of the entire 450+ page report.”

In response, Glenn dryly noted, “Good idea. We did that.” But Collins, who admitted that he hadn’t known about the county’s letter until asked about it for this story, couldn’t get over Rollins’ critique. “I find it amusing that the County is trying to tell scientists how to typeset their report,” he said.

For the most part though, Rollins disputed the certainty that sewage from the Lahaina plant is in fact making its way to the nearshore waters–and repeatedly asked researchers to water down their conclusions by using terms like “possible cause” instead of “primary cause” when discussing the dye tracer results.

“Where is the physical proof that this is true?” Rollins asked at one point. “Isn’t this the best guess cause for the data collected and the models that were developed[?]”

But the report shows Glenn and his fellow researchers weren’t buying Rollins’ skepticism. “We strongly dispute the contention that no evidence was provided to support our conclusion,” they noted in response to Rollins’ question.

Indeed, the EPA seemed to back them up (though that agency made many technical comments and criticisms of the report as well). “The Lahaina Groundwater Tracer Study Draft Final Report (June 2013) (the ‘report’) is informative and interesting to read,” noted that agency in a comment letter on the report dated June 10, 2013.

“The report provides important and useful information on the fate of effluent from injection wells and on Submarine Groundwater Discharge (SGD) in West Maui. We now know that Lahaina’s effluent discharges 3-25 m from shore in two fairly discrete areas off the Marriott and that it takes 3 months to under a year for most of the plume to reach the ocean. This is very different from the historical thinking that wells discharged far off shore in deep water over large areas.” ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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Whoa! I didn’t have the appetite to attack the kanak so I compromised with a mushroom Swiss burger for $6 (adding fries and a drink makes it $8). The mushrooms and Swiss are just what the burger needs to spice up the flavor of

GYRO BUS At the same spot on Kahului Beach Road, I’ve sometimes caught the Greek Gyro’s Bus. I love Greek food, so when these guys show up it’s a treat. Their menu is simple–grilled meats plus salad and steamed rice. The proteins range from the Kronos traditional beef and lamb to other impressive converted bus options like ribeye, short rib and pork chop. The platters cost $8-12.

You can order just a gyro sandwich, but for $2.50 more I made my lunch into a platter. A sandwich is gyro meat, onion and tomato on a fresh grilled pita bread, and they serve Greek

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KALAMA’S If you’ve driven down Kahului Beach Road lately, chances are that you’ve seen the bright blue fish-painted bus that houses Kalama’s Fresh Fish & Lunch to Go! local grinds truck. I seem to see this one the most, at least five days a week from early

easy to see and easily accessible.

At Kalama’s, they make everything to order. If you know their menu, you can call ahead and then drop by to pick up your food. Plate lunches are their specialty and they have a lot of fish options, chicken katsu, mahi with lemon caper, panko-crusted fish, fish

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their patty. The tacos are just $5 each, and you can get them in fish, shrimp, kalbi or chicken. They can also make a taco plate with green salad and a drink with two tacos for $10.

Kalama’s hands out a rewards card, so ask for one when you stop by. If you want to confirm their location or would like to call in your order, call 808-264-4462.

salad on the side with feta and tzatziki sauce.

The salad includes fresh chopped romaine, tomatoes, onions, crumbled feta, pepperoncini and olives with a Greek vinaigrette dressing.

It’s not super special but it hits all the marks for a good Greek salad. For $10 it’s a lot of Greek food and a huge lunch. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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in the morning until around four or five in the afternoon. They serve a mean breakfast for just $5 and boast an extensive menu board for a food truck. They also have desserts like floats for $3 and deep fried Oreo sundaes for $5.

You may even recognize Kalama’s from their little restaurant at Kau Kau Corner on Dairy Road. They have since gone mobile and only do the food truck, but it offers of the biggest menus I’ve seen hit the road. The little spot in front of the Kahului Boat Ramp is famous for collecting the food truck scene in Kahului–it’s hot and dusty, but

katsu, fish and chips, coconut shrimp, barbecue chicken, Kalbi, sirloin with sautéed mushroom and kalua pork with lomi salmon.

The lunch plates all come with a cold drink, rice and mac salad and they run you around $8-10. You can sub in crinkle cut fries or green salads, too. We sampled the kalbi and the chicken katsu, and subbed in fries instead of rice for $2 more. The katsu was just how you want it: crisp, trimmed and cut in slices. On top of fries, the meal was a belly bomb (not even counting the mac salad). The por-

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The book has a chapter for each creature, each with an introduction by Morey about the beast, and then the artists’ renderings of the creatures. Submissions include art from Horiyoshi III, Horitake, Ade, Horishin and Horiken.

“I figured if people were going to do these pieces for a show, then I would do a book, too.” says Morey. “We took these paintings to

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ot everyone has the balls to make studying monsters their life’s work, but Crystal Morey isn’t everyone. Exchanging her Texas homeland for Japan a few years ago with the goals of making sure her daughter was bilingual and opening a school were just the opening acts in her international adventure. Since then she’s become an expert on mythical creatures and Japanese imagery, a publisher of books and cultivator of art from around the world.

Now Morey is in town to present her latest collectionof art at the Gomineko Crew Show opening at Paia Tattoo Parlor and will be teaching a seminar this Saturday as well.

“This show took me about three months to put together once I knew I was coming,” says Morey. “I travel all around the world.

I am in a different location on the globe every month. It’s incredible to have these pieces from a group of artists that are very talented. We have art from Japan, New York, Arizona, Colorado, Australia and Texas.”

The Gomineko Crew of artists has been born from from Morey’s book publishing company, Gomineko Books and her travel. Her books and bookstore (found at Gominekobooks.com) are an amazing resource of Japanese art and subculture that can’t be found anywhere else. Morey travels around the globe to build these books, and meet artists and enthusiasts hungry for the information she shares.

“I want to form a network that allows people to travel and be well received,” she says. “If you have a good attitude, then we can include you. I meet people who are creatively brilliant and are good characters and that’s what this is about.”

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Her show will debut in Maui on the coattails of the recent Honolulu Pacific Ink and Art Expo, which included representation from her Gomineko Books. Morey resides in Japan and her bookstore shares space with three tattoo artists: Horimasa, Horishin and Horiken. Besides curating books and shows, Morey also does tours for adventurous visitors to Japan, who can watch tebori (traditional Japanese hand-poked) tattoo and meet artists. She can also negotiate

tattoo appointments for folks on her tours.

The Gomineko Crew art show opening is Thursday at 8pm at the Paia Tattoo Parlor.

That night the shop will also be debuting their new gallery space and you’ll be able to meet some visiting artists like William Thideman of Kaze Gallery and Tattoo in Colorado and Moses Garcia from Contra Tattoo in California. Paia Tattoo will also be revealing their permanent collection from in-house artists like Nate Rose, Tony McAboy, Tania Arens and Justin Yates.

Other featured artists include Mike Nomy of South Shore Tattoo in New York; Scott Ellis of Triple Crown Tattoo in Texas; Adam Hays of Lost Texan in Texas and New York; Thomas Asher of Iceland; Horimasa, Horishin and ONEQ from Japan; Cat Bijoux of Tattoo Mania in Montreal; Clint Steele from Brisbane, Australia; Nick Alvarez of Guru Tattoo in CA; and Cissy LaLa from Los Angeles.

On Saturday at 8pm, Morey will be doing a two-hour lecture on the meanings behind Japanese tattoo imagery. Her talk will include discussions of the symbolic meanings behind animals, flowers, gods and characters from Japanese lore.

“Horiyoshi III taught me that if you have time to give, it’s going to come back to you,” says Morey. “So I feel like I have to share what has been given to me. He has been so giving with his information, every time I call he makes time. This is what I am doing to give back.”

The reception starts at 8pm on Thursday at 120 Hana Hwy in Paia. Call 808-5798515 or email gominekobooks@yahoo. com for more information or to register for the seminar (space is limited). ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more A&E news, visit MauiTime’s events blog at: mauivents.com

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THURSDAY, AUG. 8 SPROUT – Whole Foods wants farmers and producers alike to SPROUT. The grocery chain’s global, regional and local team members will be featured at this day-long summit. Created to foster networking, topics covered will include vendor applications, branding, marketing, local ingredient sourcing and more. Hear from Lou Cooperhouse, Steven Chiang and Ken Love. Lunch will be available for purchase. A no-host bar will continue following the seminar (5-6:30pm). Registration required. Free. 8am-5pm. UH Maui (310

SWIFT & SLO DINNER – You’re cordially invited to an evening cel-

ebrating Swift and SLO at Westin Ka’anapali’s Pulehu. Here’ss an opportunity to feast your senses on a collaborative wine dinner er by Executive Sous Chef Wes Holder, Tom Traveso of Orin Swiftt and Brandon and Bo of SLO Down Wine. Both wineries have won on international recognition after growing from humble beginnings. Swirl, sniff and sip some of the world’s best bottles of Sauvignon Blanc, lanc, Chardonnay and Zinfandel. Seating is limited and reservationss are required. $85. 6pm. Pulehu (6 Kai Ala Dr, Ka’anapali); 808-667667-

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FRIDAY, AUG. 9 skank and celebrate a birthday with Duck Fat at Lulu’s this Friday. As a precursor to Reggae in the Valley, this pre-concert features Josh Tatofi, Maoli and Jordan Tolentino. With hits like “I don’t need you” and “Ofa mo’oni,” Tatofi has won over the hearts of fans near and far.

Maoli’s album ARISE landed in the ninth spot on Billboard Charts for Best Reggae Album. And Maui’s Jordan T makes music with versatility and style. $10. 10pm. Lulu’s Lahaina (1221 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., La-

ALOHA FRIDAY MADE ON MAUI SHOWCASE – Pau hana your Aloha Friday at the Fairmont Kea Lani for an afternoon celebrating Maui’s local merchants. Choose from a variety of products, all made in the islands. From Ni’ihau shell jewelry to books for your keiki, there’s sure to be something for everyone. Cool off with a shave ice and fresh coconut or indulge in Maui Macaroons at Ko. Hop on over for happy hour specials between 3pm-5pm for the perfect finale your shopping trip. Valet parking is complimentary. Free. 4pm-6pm. Fairmont Kea Lani (4100 Wailea

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JOSH TAFOLI, MAOLI AND JORDAN TOLENTINO – Warm up your

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ond Friday Town party will hold the block party of the summer as mero chants, restaurants and even a DJ come out to play. That’s right: DJ Ron c will spin tunes off the Lahaina Yacht Club balcony while break dancers take to the streets and all can take part in a pupu crawl. If you want a break from walking, Honolua Surf Co. will feature a surf film while Pana Surfboards will have custom boards on hand. Don’t forget the Candlelit Tours at Baldwin Museum and the endless foodie and live music specials. Free. 6pm. Front St., Lahaina, Mauifridays.com/lahaina

life paintings, sculptures and photos. Wyland travels the world, drawing inspiration while promoting ocean and environmental conservation efforts. Wyland has hosted various television programs including Animal Planet’s Wyland’s Ocean World. His murals can be seen around the world in galleries, corporate collections and households.

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MAUI CALLS 2013 – Time again for Maui Arts and Cultural Center’s annual

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benefit. The evening will pay homage to Hawaii’s surfing past with notable surfers in the crowd. Between the extensive pupu menu prepared by top restaurants and award-winning chefs and the grand packages in the auction, the event makes it effortless to contribute to a great cause. Bid on a private luau show, autographed memorabilia and more during the event. Guests will be serenaded by Ahumanu, Jimmy Mac and the Kool Kats and a surprise special guest. There will also be a plethora of wineries and vintners on hand. The evening’s proceeds will continue to support the arts facility’s programs. 6pm. Individual\’Cruise tkt $175. Hamoa

Valley winemaker Miljenko “Mike” Grgich’s 90th birthday with this special luncheon. The heart behind Grgich Hills Estate, Mike’s Burgundies and Chardonnays won over Italy’s renowned connoisseurs, helping make California a world-renowned wine producer. The menu will feature a three-course meal by Ko’s Chef Tylun Pang. Indulge in fresh fish and coconut curry lamb, then end the night with lilikoi sorbet. Each course will be paired with Grgich Hills Estate wine. Swirl, sniff and savor with one of the nation’s finest winemakers. Space is limited so call to make a reservation. $69. Ko (4100 Wailea

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Heroes. The event recognizes three members of the community who have contributed and excelled at various efforts: Governor Neil Abercrombie’s work in public access media, Kimokeo Kapahulehua’s accomplishments in paddling and Teya Penniman for managing the Maui Invasive Species Committee.

They’ll lend their handprints to Akaku’s sidewalk of fame. Andy Bumatai will host and Mayor Alan Arakawa will be a distinguished guest. Enjoy music by Uncle George Kahumoku and Richard Ho’opi’i. 5pm-8pm. Akaku, Kahului (333

your ukulele and play along as Master strummer and singer Mele Fong shares her musical love and expertise. The Kamehameha Schools graduate studied music and turned her talent into a lucrative business. Fong has played with various groups, including the husband/wife duo The Hawaiian Serenaders. Ukulele Mele also offers private lessons, online instruction, packaged song booklets, DVDs, CDs and more. The cost of the workshop also includes admission to the Bailey House Museum. $10. 10am-Noon. Bailey House Museum (2375A Main St.,

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‘DAMIEN’ – Re-live the story of Father Damien this Saturday.

SHERATON TURNS 50 – It’s hard to believe that’s been

In the 19th century, those suffering from Leprosy (Hansen’s Disease) were sent to Molokai as part of a government-sanctioned medical exile. Actor and UH Professor Vinnie Linares will take the audience on a journey through the life of Father Damien’s crusade to serve the emotional, spiritual and physical needs of the patients, which ultimately cost him his life. This powerful one-man show will be debuting in West Maui for the first time and has been performed since 2000. $10. 7pm. Holy

50 years since the Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa opened at Black Rock. The evening will feature a vintage car display from Maui Classic Cruisers, resort fashions by designer Tori Richard and live music by Leokani and the Danny Kapoi Trio. Resort Chef Greg Gasper will prepare ribeye steak and Pacific salmon along with greens and Maine bay shrimp. A cash bar will serve beer, wine, cocktails and the special anniversary Makana cocktail. Seating is limited, call for reservations.

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elite musicians individually and a force to reckon with as a trio. Caro Gadd are e has recorded with Bette Midler and Michael McDonald. Hutchinson is most noted for his role as Bonnie Raitt’s bass player. And Gadd is a renowned drummer who has played with Frank Sinatra and Aretha Franklin. Don’t miss this chance to experience these three Ar unique uniq musicians on one stage. The evening’s proceeds will benefit the Bob Jones Estate and Mana’o Radio. 21+. $10- $20. Door 7:30pm/ Show

will talk green sea turtles at Maui Ocean Center. Bennett, an experienced diver, has studied sea turtles off Honokowai for some time, and his “Da Honu” talk is an entertaining and informative presentation on green sea turtle behavior. Bennett and his wife are responsible for the website Turtle Trax (Turtles. org) and wrote The Book of Honu. A Q&A session will follow the talk. Space is limited and reservations recommended. Entry is between 6pm-6:40pm.

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By Barry Wurst II

Film

Elysium Simplistic space parable isn’t even interesting to see

Elysium

★★★★★ Rated R / 109 Min.

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n the year 2154, Los Angeles resembles a massive trash pile with its citizens living in poverty.

The space station Elysium houses all of Earth’s wealthy citizens and is so massive, it’s visible in the sky during the day. We meet Max, played by Matt Damon, on a bad day, in which he’s harassed by cops, his parole officer punishes him for something he didn’t do and he’s treated horrifically at his job. Sensing his days are numbered, he agrees to having a robotic, performance-enhancing apparatus grafted onto his body and partakes in a mission to sabotage Elysium’s elite borders.

The central flaw of writer/director Neil Blomkamp’s sophomore slump is an inability to make any human connection. His debut film, the terrific District 9, brilliantly engaged our emotions by making us care deeply about a scientist and his young boy, despite the fact that they were hideous aliens. In addition to the amazing visual

effects and unique scenario, that movie presented complex, sympathetic characters whose fate gave you great concern. The maudlin attempts in Elysium to tug our heartstrings, with flashbacks to the protagonists’ childhood, are as obvious and heavyhanded as everything else in the movie.

Alice Braga plays the love of Max’s life (we know this from the ample flashbacks), a doctor and single mother with an adorable, doe-eyed, but sickly daughter. The way these characters are introduced and forced into the tale is arguably the screenplay’s greatest contrivance.

Damon’s everyman charm makes him a good choice for the lead, especially during the first half. While he isn’t believable as a tattooed car thief (Eminem was the understandable first choice for the role), Damon is endearing in scenes of Max struggling to maintain his composure and survive a grueling existence. His sarcastic, one-way conversation with a robotic bureaucrat is the film’s best scene. Once Max becomes a roboenhanced Franken-Bourne, Damon’s performance and his character lose the relatable vulnerability and is no longer interesting.

Sharlto Copley, the star of District 9, plays

Hey, you try acting with an Erector set on your back

Kruger, an especially repellent villain. Copley makes an impression simply by going more over the top than his co-stars and, like Jaden Smith in After Earth, makes the bizarre choice of using a sword as his futuristic weapon of choice. Jodie Foster and William Fichter play the powers-that-be in Elysium’s social ladder. They both share annoying, faux snooty-speak accents, meant to show, just in case you missed it, that they’re big jerks.

The design of Elysium and the NASA footage-like clarity of the outer space shots are remarkable, as are the anythinggoes action sequences. But many shaky, hand-held shots blur some scenes, while others are frequently shot in slow-motion that have a look-at-this importance akin to a Zac Snyder movie.

Neither the post-apocalyptic earth nor the bland, Beverly Hills-like Elysium look all

that appealing and the whole movie is very L.A.-centric in its scope and attitude. We never get a good look at what the rest of the earth looks like, as all humans are depicted as malnourished, desperate Mad Max extras, while the majority of the Elysium population appear to be white J. Crew models (what, no African Americans? Asians? Hawaiians? Not even Dwayne Johnson III?!).

As a blatant political commentary, it’s too transparent and obvious. One character has a computer read out that declares her “illegal alien,” then pivotally corrects her status as “legal alien.” We get it, as though the Us vs. Them story, nods to the plight of the 99 percent, use of the term “Homeland Security” and analogy of Elysium as a giant border weren’t already so blatant. Is this a liberal Hollywood sci-fi parable? Possibly, but not a very good one. ■

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Showtimes R.I.P.D.-PG13-THU-WED 12:20, 2:45,

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului,

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX

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The Wolverine 3D-PG13-THU 1:20, 7:00 We’re The Millers-R-THU 10:15, 11:45, 12:24, 2:15, 3:15, 4:45, 5:45, 7:15, 8:15, 9:45, 10:45. FRI-WED 11:15, 12:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45, 10:45.

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6:55, 9:20 Red 2-PG13-THU-WED 7:15, 9:55 The Heat-R-THU-WED 12:35, 3:20, 6:30, 9:05 The Smurfs 2-G-THU-WED 12:30, 2:25, 2:55, 5:20, 7:40, 10:05 The Smurfs 2 3D-G-THU-WED 12:00, 4:50 Turbo-PG-THU-WED 12:40, 2:55, 5:25, 7:45, 10:00 WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) A complete list of showtimes was not available at time of publication.

2 Guns-R-THU 1:45, 4:30, 7:30, 8:15, 9:30 The Smurfs 2-G-THU 1:30, 4:15, 7:00, 9:45 The Wolverine-PG13-THU 1:00, 4:00, 7:15

Disney’s Planes opens this week

NEW THIS WEEK ELYSIUM - R - Action/Sci-fi - Matt Damon stars in this dystopian take on a future where rich people live in space and the poors live on Earth, and he has to bust heads in a high-tech suit for some reason. See this week’s film critique. 109 min.

PERCY JACKSON: SEA OF MONSTERS - PG - Family/Adventure - The son of Poseidon and friends travel to the Sea of Monsters to find the Golden Fleece and save their home. 106 min.

PLANES - PG - Animation - If liked Disney’s Cars (both pictures), then you’ll love this one, also from Disney. 92 min.

WE’RE THE MILLERS - R - Comedy - A marijuana dealer creates a fake family so he bring a large supply of pot from Mexico into the U.S. Sure, why not. Stars Jennifer Aniston and Jason Sudeikis. 110 min.

NOW PLAYING 2 GUNS - R - Action/Comedy - An undercover DEA agent and naval intelligence officer unwittingly join forces after failing to infiltrate a drug cartel. Stars Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg. 109 min.

THE CONJURING - R - Horror - A husband and

wife team of paranormal investigators try to help a family whose farmhouse seems to be possessed by a “dark presence” that’s may even be more evil than the bank holding their mortgage. 112 min.

DESPICABLE ME 2 - PG - Animation - Super villain Gru (Steve Carell) goes to work for the Anti-Villain League to fight a super-super criminal. 98 min.

GROWN UPS 2 - PG-13 - Comedy - Life gets crazy for Lenny (Adam Sandler) when he moves his family to his old home town. 101 min.

THE HEAT - R - Action/Comedy - A friendless FBI agent (Sandra Bullock) gets partnered with a friendless Boston cop (Melissa McCarthy). 117 min.

PACIFIC RIM - PG-13 - Action/Sci-fi - Earth builds giant robots to battle invaders from outer space. 131 min.

R.I.P.D - PG-13 - Action/Comedy/Sci-Fi - A recently murdered cop joins an undead police force so he can find his killer. Stars Jeff Bridges and Ryan Reynolds. 96 min.

RED 2 - PG-13 - Action/Comedy - A team of retired CIA officers (Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren, et al) try to find a portable nuclear bomb that’s gone missing. 116 min.

THE TO DO LIST - R - Romance/Comedy -

A teen under pressure to have sex before she goes to college comes up with a list of things she wants to do. 103 min.

TURBO - PG - Animation - An accident gives a garden snail his big chance to win the Indy 500. 96 min.

THE SMURFS 2 - G - Animation - Gargamel (voiced by Hank Azaria) captures Smurfette (Katy Perry) so he can start turning Naughties into Smurfs. 105 min.

THE WAY, WAY BACK - PG-13 - Comedy/ Drama - Teen Duncan has a tough family vacation, but makes friends with the Water Wizz water park manager. 103 min.

THE WOLVERINE - PG-13 - Action/Comic - Wolverine goes to Japan, where he faces a particularly dangerous foe as well as his own inner demons. 126 min.

LAST CHANCE FRUITVALE STATION - R - Biography/ Drama - A true look at a 22-year-old Bay Area guy who meets a variety of people on the last day of 2008. 90 min.

WORLD WAR Z - PG-13 - Action/Horror - Zombies are loose around the world, and only Brad Pitt (playing some UN guy) can stop them. 110 min.

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Da Kine Calendar STAGE ‘DAMIEN’ - Sat, Aug 10. One man brings to life the story of Father Damien, minister among the Lepers of Molokai. Actor Vinnie Linares, an English professor at UH Maui College, has been performing Aldyth Morris’ play Damien for more than a dozen years in Hawaii, the Mainland and Scotland. $10. 7pm. Holy Innocents Church, (561 Front St., Lahaina); 661-4202; holyimaui.org ONO RETURNS! - Mon, Aug 12. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest comes to life in a staged reading format for this month’s ONO! series. A cast of 18 tells the story of a man who fakes insanity to serve his sentence in a mental ward. Conflicts between the inmate and the ironfisted head nurse lead to tragedy and death. May not be appropriate for younger audiences. Free.

6:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com ‘BENISE’ - Sat-Wed. Benise, a new musical event, comes to the Maui Theater. Benise, an Emmy winning musician, will wow audiences with spanish guitar music, exotic drumming and Spanish Flamenco, Cuban Salsa, Argentinian Tango, Arabic and Waltz dancing. $14.99-$79.99. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6619913; mauitheatre.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. Here’s a nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore. What ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults.

Kama’aina, dinner and VIP packages available.

6:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com ‘YOU GOT IT!’ - Wed, Fri, Sat & Sun. Join the Maui Theatre for the new onstage musical event, You Got It! Starring award winning artist John Stephan, You Got It! pays tribute to the life of musician Roy Orbison, famous for his many top charting hits, including the song “Pretty Woman.” $39-$125 / ka’amaina prices available. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6619913; mauitheatre.com

FOODIE SWIFT AND SLOW DOWN WINE DINNER Thu, Aug 8. Taste some of the most talked about new wines from California and Europe paired with Italian cuisine. Bon Appetit! $85 + tax + 18 percent gratuity. 6pm. Pulehu Restaurant, (6 Ka’i Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; pulehurestaurant.com NAPA VALLEY WINE PAIRING - Thu, Aug 8. Featuring flavors from the Golden State, this month’s wine dinner “Taste Of The Valley” pairs select wines from Napa Valley with a six-course ocean-side dining experience. $125. 6:30pm.

Oceanfront Maluaka Lawn, Makena Beach & Golf Resort, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888 WINERY LUNCHEON - Sat, Aug 10. Ko Restaurant says Happy Birthday to iconic Napa Valley winemaker, Milijenko “Mike” Grgich, by hosting a wine pairing luncheon in his honor. Enjoy an afternoon of award winning cuisine paired with a glass of Grigch Hills Estate wine. $69+. 12pm.

Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-840-8402; fairmont.com/kealani TURKEY TUESDAYS - Tue, Aug 13. It’s time for a picnic. Purchase a pound of in-house roasted turkey from the Whole Foods Speciality Team and get a half pound of cheese to pair with it for free! Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui BEACH BUM TWIST - Daily. The Beach House shakes things up with one of a kind beach cocktails. Listen to a beach-inspired soundtrack, sit

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back, relax, and drink in the ocean view. 2-4pm.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua, (1 Ritz Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6200; ritzcarlton.com/kapalua HULA GRILL’S CHEF TASTING MENU TO BENEFIT HILT - Daily. Hula Grill donates a portion of the proceeds from its Chef’s Tasting Menu to the Hawaiian Islands Land Trust as part of its Legacy of Aloha Program. The three-course menu is offered daily 4:45-5:45pm and all evening at the Chef’s Counter. $25.95. Hula Grill, Whaler’s Village, (2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808-667-6636; hulagrillkaanapali.com PIZZA AND MOVIE NIGHT - Every Tue & Thu. Catch a summer blockbuster at Makena Resort’s Pizza and Movies night. Watch a different feature film every week and chow down on made to order pizzas from their wood burning oven.

Free movie with pizza purchase. 6:30pm. Pool Bar & Grill, Makena Beach & Golf Resort, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888 JAPANESE BEER PAIRING DINNER - ThuMon. Enjoy a unique pairing of Japanese beers and fresh local sushi. The hops aroma, sweet and tangy flavor of Japanese beer makes it a fresh summer brew that accents the simplicity of sashimi. $65. 5:30-9pm. Kai Sushi Restaurant, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6200 THIRSTY THURSDAY - Thu, Aug 8. Botero Bar wants to quench your thirst for something new with their weekly tastings. This month features Tito’s Handmade Vodka. Sample three mixed Tito drinks with pupus while listening to live entertainment. If you’re still hungry, get 20 percent off food from the bistro during the tasting. $20. 6-9pm.

Botero Bar & Lounge, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234; grandwailea.com/resort-dining PIZZA PARTY WEEKEND - Sun & Sat. Pizza takes the spotlight every weekend at Whole Foods. Every Saturday enjoy $10 whole pizzas, Sundays buy a Take & Bake Pizza and get the second one for free! Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Aug 10. Join sushi chef Jay Ledee in Japengo’s chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $35 per person (includes sushi and non-alcoholic beverages). Maximum 20 people per class. 3-4:30pm.

Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4796; maui.hyatt.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Aug 11. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first come, first served and does sell out. Kama’aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com

NATHAN AWEAU AND JEFF PETERSON Sat, Aug 17. $30 show at 7:30pm, $60 dinner & show at 6pm. Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com LOL WITH SULLIVAN AND SON - Sat, Aug 24. Laugh with the comedy quartet, Steve Byrne, Owen Benjamin, Roy Wood Jr. and Ahmed Ahmed. These headliners have graced the stages of The Tonight Show, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Comedy Central and Conan. $29/$39.

7:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 CROSBY AND NASH - Thu, Aug 29. The MACC welcomes David Crosby and Graham Nash for one night only of unforgettable folk rock sounds and strong vocal harmonies. The two legendary members of the rock supergroup, Crosby, Stills and Nash make their way to Maui to bring back original songs like “The Cost of Freedom,” “You Don’t Have to Go” and “Teach Your Children.” 7:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 REGGAE IN THE VALLEY - Fri, Aug 30. Legendary headliners and local artist will grace the stage at the 9th Annual Reggae In The Valley music festival. Ali Campbell, Fiji, Maoli, Mano’o Company, Jordan T. Josh Tatofi, opening with Kalisi, Leylani and Lia Live. $50/ $30-$40 presale. 4:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 JAZZ AND BLUES FESTIVAL - Sat, Sep 7. Get ready for a lineup of Award Winning Musicians at this year’s Jazz and Blues Festival. Music from Jazz Legend Lenny Castro, Grammy Winning Blues artist Joe Louis Walker, Na Hoku winners, Taiko Drummers and more! Food and drinks will be available for purchase. $50. 4pm. Grand Wailea Resort and Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808875-1234; mauijazzandbluesfestival.com KU MAI KA HULA - Sat, Sep 14. The eighth Annual International Hula competition will be featuring halau winners from Japan, West Coast and Hawaii. The dancers compete in kahiko (traditional hula) and ‘auana (modern-day hula stylings) in both male and female categories.

Experience the competitive side of cultural movement, featuring prestigious judges and award-winning hula. $25/ keiki under 12 half price. 1-7pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 TONY BENNETT - Tue, Sep 24. Performing for more than 60 years, Grammy-winning artist Tony Bennett brings smooth vocals and classic music to Maui. “I Left My Heart In San Francisco,” “Because of You” and “The Best Is Yet To Come” are just a few of Bennett’s romantic and familiar hits. Call for ticket prices. 7:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; mauiarts.org

MOUTH WATERING MONDAYS - Mon, Aug 12. Try free samples of what’s in season, new or has got them excited each week. Free. 5pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

LEON RUSSELL - Thu, Sep 26. Just pau touring with Elton John, Grammy-nominated, Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, Leon Russell brings classic rock and roll to Maui. $40-$55. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787

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Produced by MAPA, the production features former Maui resident and international opera singer James Price as the ex-convict Jean Valjean. $15-$65 (plus facility fees). 7:30-10:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center Castle Theater, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

ARTISTS’ SHOWCASE - Daily. The Four Seasons’ resident artist will be on hand to discuss his or her work in the lower lobby.

Free. 8am.-1:30pm. Four Seasons Resort, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000; fourseasons.com/maui

ARTIST HIKE - Wed, Aug 14. Join fellow artist as they make the 3 mile trek through Waikamoi Preserve, stirring interest in annual native species art exhibition, Malama Wao Akua. 9am.2pm. (Waikamoi Preserve), 808-573-6999; eastmauiwatershed.org

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PASTELIST KATHLEEN O’BRYAN - Mon & Thu. For more than 35 years, Kathleen O’Bryan has participated in world-class exhibitions in Santa Fe, New Mexico and Maui.

O’Bryan’s art features sky and landscapes brought to life by using light pastels medium on dark paper. Her art will be exhibited Mondays in Makawao and Thursdays in Paia.

11am.-3pm. Maui Hands, Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; mauihands.com WYLAND COMES TO MAUI - Artist and conservationist, Wyland celebrates 35 years as a professional artist and the 20th anniversary of the Wyland Foundation that educates keiki about conservation through art and science. Check out his gallery show this weekend on the West Side. Call for prices. Wyland Galleries Hawaii, Front Street, (711 Front St., Lahaina); 1-800995-2630; wylandgalleries.com PHOTOGRAPHY SHOWCASE - Fri, Aug 9.

Monica and Michael Sweet team up to bring the Hawaiian Islands beauty to life through bright and vivid photography, capturing the land and underwater environments. Free. 4:30-7:30pm.

Maui Hands, (612 Front St., Ste. D, Lahaina); 808-667-9898; mauihands.com SECOND SATURDAY ART - Sat, Aug 10. Get crafty with your keiki at this swanky art event held every second Saturday of the month. Free. 10am12pm. Maui Thing, (7 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-249-0215

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

TUES- DJ TRVR, 10pm; WED - DJ J-Zen, 10pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Dave Carroll, 7:30pm / TUE - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30pm/ WED - Justin Phillips, 7:30pm

DJ Kurt 9:45pm; No Cover

WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE Howard Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm / WED Evan Dove & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Kings of Spade Sara Robinson 9pm, $20

Uncle Willie K 10pm; $10 cover

Will Hartztag & TOLO 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Rampage 10pm; no cover

Crunch Pups 9pm; no cover

Satterday Saints 9pm; no cover

Gina Martinelli, 6pm

MON - Rayel’s Mix/ TUE - Pool League, 6pm WED - House Music, 9pm

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

DJ Dance Party 9pm; no cover

Jordan 6pm; no cover

Randall Rospond 6:30pm; no cover

Soul Kitchen 6:30pm; no cover

Alapa Drive 6:30pm; no cover

Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Rootz N Creation 9pm-close; no cover

MON - Amy’s Mix, 10pm / TUE - House Music/ WED - Big John 10pm

Karaoke 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pmclose / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm; no cover

Eve Schulman 9:30pm; no cover

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ARTIST IN THE EASEL - Currently featuring Belinda Leigh (Mondays). Daryl Millard, winner of the 2011 Lahaina Action Town Committee annual art contest (Wednesdays & Saturdays). Davo, local pop artist (Thursdays & Fridays). Free. 5-9pm.

Gallerie 505, (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6613537; gallerie505.com

DJ PlaywFire Ono 9pm; no cover

Blues with Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos 6:30p No Cover

HARD ROCK CAFE ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. Maui artists sell their island inspired works in the lobby. Free. 9am.-2pm. Grand Wailea Resort and Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-8751234; grandwailea.com

Sunrize Saturdaze with DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

Salsa Night 9pm; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL

Free Karaoke 10pm; no cover

MAUI PRO BASEBALL NA KOA IKAIKA VS HAWAII STARS HILOThu-Sun. This week join Maui’s own professional baseball team, Na Koa Ikaika, batting against team Hawaii Stars Hilo. For tickets call or go online. 5:30pm. Ichiro “Iron” Maehara Stadium, (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku)

EVENTS

THURSDAY, AUG 8 ‘SPROUT’ - Local experts from Food Spectrum, Hawaiian Tropical Fruit Growers and others join with Whole Foods for a day of networking, farming education and community. Learn about horticulture and the growers that continue to inspire local farming. Lunch available for purchase. Free.

8 am-6:30pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui MACY’S SHOP FOR A CAUSE- HABITAT FOR HUMANITY - Daily. Purchase a $5 savings pass at Habitat for Humanity now through August. This stellar savings pass will benefit Habitat for Humanity and give you 25 percent off merchandise and 10 percent off electronics and home goods when you shop on August 24. 8:30am-4:30pm. Habitat for Humanity, (970 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808986-8050; habitat-maui.org/restore.shtml CLIFF DIVERS - Daily. Experience the thrill with your feet firmly on the ground! Watch experienced cliff divers take the plunge off Ka‘anapali’s famous Black Rock. Free. 6-8pm. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031 POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Daily.

Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage. Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; lahainacannerymall.com SEA TURTLE THURSDAYS - Get a behind the scenes tour featuring the Honu, Hawaii’s Green Sea Turtles. Lunch and snacks included. $15 plus admis-

sion. 11:30am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-270-7000; mauioceancenter.com

FRIDAY, AUG 9 MADE ON MAUI SHOWCASE - Support local purveyors, artist and designers as they showcase their products and creations. Local food and beverages will be available for purchase. Free.

4-6pm. Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-840-8402; fairmont.com/kealani 80’S OLD SCHOOL DANCE NIGHT - $10 cover. 9 pm-1am. Maui Beach Hotel, (170 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-0051 FINS & FLIPPERS TOUR - Every Fri & Tues.

Take a closer look at sharks and sea turtles on this exclusive behind-the-scenes encounter.

Tours are guided by a knowledgeable Ocean Naturalist and include the chance to observe supervised feeds at Hammerhead Harbor and Turtle Lagoon. $10 plus admission per guest. Space is limited, call for reservations.

11:30am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-270-7088; mauioceancenter.com ALOHA FRIDAY MUSICAL JAM - In partnership with Hawai’i on TV, each Friday a different musical style is featured by local artists. Experience Maui at its best. Free.

11:30am-1:30pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET CRUISE Dance to local island and Reggae music by Marty Dread aboard a sunset cruise. Appetizers and drinks included. 5pm. Pacific Whale Foundation, (300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100); 808-249-8977; pacificwhale.org DANNY BRADDIX JR. ARTIST RECEPTION - Meet the local artist that uses acrylics to capture Maui’s forest, flowers and waterfalls. His art will be featured in the Banyan Tree Gallery all month long. 6-8pm. Lahaina Arts Society Courthouse Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); lahaina-arts.com LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY - Lahaina

once again celebrates the Second Friday Town Party. The festivities kick off with DJ Ron and break dancers in the streets and continue with art, food, merchant specials, live music and a feature surf film at Honolua Bay Co. Join the fun on Front Street! Free.

6-9pm. (Front Street, Lahaina)

SATURDAY, AUG 10 ‘SHOWER OF STARS’ TALENT SHOW - Witness local talent shoot for the stars in Hawaii’s oldest ongoing talent show. Be entertained and watch the competitive side of musicians, actors, dancers and other local talents. Call for times and ticket price. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com MAUI MOTOCROSS RACE - Cheer for keiki and adult riders in 10 different divisions racing their motorbikes on the keiki and main tracks.

12-5pm. Maui Raceway Park, (Mokulele Hwy., Puunene); 808-573-4100; mauimotox.com COELHO MORRISON - Free concert! 1pm.

Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com MAUI WALK OF HEROES - Honor Maui heroes Governor Neil Abercrombie for protecting public access media, Kimokeo Kapuhulehua, Alaka’i of Maui Nui O Kama and Teya Penniman, the manager of Maui Invasive Species Committee. Akaku’s annual celebration includes live entertainment, music, food and more! Free. 5-8pm.

Akaku Community Television, (333 N. Dairy Rd, Kahului); 808-871-5554; akaku.org DINE OUT FOR A CAUSE - Help homebound seniors by dining out for a cause. Fifteen percent of each purchase will be donated to Na HoaohaNeighbors Helping Neighbors Program. $40. 5:308:30pm. Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Waikapu); 242-6000; kahilirestaurant.com OBON FESTIVAL - This summer, join the Japanese celebration honoring ancestors. This festival brings you spiritual services, music, dancing, vendors and more! Free. 7-10pm. Kahului Jodo Mission, (325 Laau St., Kahului); 808-871-4911

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Mel Arausa 7pm - close; no cover

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WED - Karaoke Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

MON - Mark Smeltzer/ TUE- Cole Sulenta WED - Tracy Stiles, all 7pm; no cover

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MON- Open Mic WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Maui Blues & Co. or Jarod 7pm; no cover

MON - Red Fish / TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’ 8:15-10:15; no cover

Nuff Sedd 9pm; no cover

1810’ 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (no covers)

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

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KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

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MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover WED - NOA ZEB, 10:30pm; no cover

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TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm; no cover

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

SEABURY HALL HOST EBB AND FLOW ARTS FREE MUSICAL CONCERT - Seabury Hall Performing Arts Studio presents Ebb and Flow Arts modern music and multimedia event.

Chamber music from San Francisco will feature sounds from cello, violin and violas. 7:30pm.

Seabury Hall, (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808876-1854; ebbandflowarts.org PET ADOPTIONS WITH HARF - Join the Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation (HARF) for a very special opportunity to rescue your next best friend! Every Saturday, HARF will bring animals in need of a good home. For more info, see websites or call. 10am-4pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-4464126; hawaiianimalrescue.org MAUI CLASSIC CRUISERS CAR SHOW - Every month, the classic cars of Maui meet up to show off original hot rods, custom paint jobs and pristine rebuilds. Grab a burger at the golden arches and bring or browse classic art on wheels. Free. 6pm. McDonalds, (Dairy Rd., Kahului); mauicarshows.com

SUNDAY, AUG 11 HUI! LANAKILA - Live hula show! Free. 11am.

Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com CIRQUE DU SUNDAY - Experience a performance of daring heights and aerial artistry.

Cirque du Sunday brings you flying trapeze performances, groundwork demos and a chance for you to take the challenge and learn to swing from the trapeze. Aerial passes for the public are $10, demos and public trapeze starts at 2pm and the Cirque du performance is at 6pm. Free. Emerald City Trapeze Arts Maui, (111 Ulupono St, Lahaina); 808-2689597; emeraldcitytrapeze.com/maui LASHELLE’S SCHOOL OF DANCE PERFORMANCE - Watch dancers take on jazz, tap, hip hop and acrobatics. Free. 2-2:30pm. Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; queenkaahumanucenter.com SHERATON CELEBRATES 50TH ANNIVERSARY - Sheraton Maui invites guest and ka’amaina to celebrates their birthday with a family style dinner, entertainment by Leokani

TUE - Free Karaoke, 2pm-2am; no cover WED- Free Pool, 2pm-2am

Salsa with Bilongo 10pm; $10 cover Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Trish da Dish Pub Quiz 9pm; no cover

Stay Eazy 7pm; no cover

Soul Kitchen 6:30pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers 6:30-8:30pm; no covr

MON - The Makai Jazz Group, 6:30pm / TUE - Brenton Keith’s Bag O’ Tricks 7-9pm/ WED -Wlilie K. Dinner Show., 7pm; $65

and Danny Kapoi Trio and a chance to browse the vintage cars of Maui Classic Cruisers. $19.63/keiki under 6 are free. 6pm. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031 FAMILY MAGIC - All-ages comedy and magic with Lauro Castillio. Free. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com LINE DANCING MAUI PANIOLO POSSE - Free. 4:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

MONDAY, AUG 12 LOCAL ARTIST RECEPTION - Uptown Gallery and Northshore Art and Frame invites you to a meet-and-greet with local artist. Featured art will include multi-medium paintings and photography.

Free. 6-10pm. Uptown Gallery, (2080 Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-298-5034 HULA PERFORMANCE - Original hipster style performance. Free. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, AUG 13 PAIA JAM - An intimate musical performance from Joe Caro, Hutch Hutchinson and Steve Gadd. Proceeds will benefit the Bob Jones Estate and Mana‘o Radio. 21+. $10-$20. Doors open 7:30pm / Show starts 8:30pm. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia), 808-579-8085; paiajam.eventbrite.com

WEDNESDAY, AUG 14 RED CARPET MOVIE NIGHT: “BEETLEJUICE” - It’s Early Tim Burton Movie Month! Free popcorn. 21+. 7:30pm. Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; ambrosiamaui.com WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring a performance in the lower courtyard and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. Free / @ShopsAtWailea on Twitter.

6:30-8pm. The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm.; Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm.; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm.; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm.; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina), 808-661-4855.

Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am.; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm.; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm.; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm.; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm.; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm.; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm.; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm.; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm.; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Albert Kaina 6:30p.m.; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm.; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm.; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm.; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm.; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm.; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm.; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm.; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. Whaler’s Village, (2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P), 808-667-6636.

COOL CAT CAFE - Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:3010pm.; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm.; Thu, Will Hartzag & TOLO 7:30-10pm.; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm.; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm.; Sun, Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm.; Mon, Peter D 7:3010pm.; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. Wharf Cinema Center, (658 Front St., Lahaina), 808-667-0908.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Wed, Josh Sumbicay 6:30-8:30pm.; Thu, Josh Sumbicay 6:30-8:30pm.; Fri, Elaine Ryan 6:30-8:30pm.; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm.; Sun, Margie Heart Duo 6:30-8:30pm.; Mon, Margie Heart 6:30-8:30pm.; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 6:30-8:30pm.

(200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali), 808-661-1234.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm.; Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm.; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm.; Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm.; Wed, Michael & Greig 6-8:30pm.; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm.; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm.; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm.; Sat, Tim 3-5pm.; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm.; Sun, Dani Barerra 3-5pm.; Mon, Kealii Lum 3-5pm.; Fri, Henry Kapono 5-7pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina) 808-662-2900.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Wed, Tracy Stiles 7pm.; Every Sun, Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm.; Fri, Mel Arausa 7pm.; Mon, Mark Smeltzer 7pm.; Tue, Cole Suletna 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai), 808-667-0787.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Justin Phillips 7:30-10 p.m.; Thu, Adam Masterson 7:3010pm.; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm.; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm.; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm.; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm.; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina), 808-667-0988.

FIVE PALMS LAHAINA - Daily, Live Entertainment Nightly 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina), 808-661-0937.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm.; Sat, Live Music 6:30-10:30pm.; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Happy Hour 3-6pm. (744 Front St, Lahaina), 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Sat, Evan Shulman 6-9pm.; Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina), 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm.; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm.; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm.; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm.; Every

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm.; Sat, 1810 8-10pm.; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm.; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina), 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm.; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm.; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:309:30pm.; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:309:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina), 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Wainee St Unit 1 & 2, Lahaina), 808-667-6655.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm.; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm.; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm.; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm.; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. Whaler’s Village, (2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J), 808-661-4495.

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MON - Big John / TUE - Industry Night / WED - Paradise w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm; no cover

Harry Troupe 6-9pm; no cover

Salsa Dance Party w/ Rafael, 10pm, $5 cover

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Hawaiian Music w/ Deeson, 6-9pm; no cover

MON - Marvin Taraga, 6-9pm / TUE - Johnny Ringo, 6-9pm / WED - Gretchen, 6-9pm

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SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd. #B4 - 879-0602

STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

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Sign Language LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) On the African plain, lions and lionesses play dramatically dissimilar roles. The formidable lions, with their impressive manes and roars, make such a show that no one ever messes with them; they rarely have to demonstrate just how redoubtable they are.

Lionesses, on the other hand, prove their mettle daily, hunting, without making such a stink about it. Still, there’s something to be said for each style—you’d do well to switch it up. Lionesses: strut more and consequently wrangle less—bare your fangs more so you can use them less. Lions: stop telling everyone how badass you are and just show them, once in a while.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) The keystone is the wedge-shaped piece of rock at an archway’s apex. It’s placed last and locks all the other stones into position, creating an elegant and stable design, capable of bearing great weight.

You’ve been carefully stacking stones for a new emotional support structure. So far your construction has been propped up with the equivalent of wooden scaffolding while you searched for the perfect piece to hold it all together. Don’t become impatient and force the wrong piece into place (not when the right one is this close!), because it’ll just crack under the pressure, or fall out. Be patient, please, or your hard work will crumble to rubble.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Talking about, unfortunately, often substitutes for actually doing. It’s much easier to discuss writing a novel, effecting political changes, or planting a field than actually doing it—and the more you talk about it, the more you rob energy and inertia from trying to get it done.

I’m concerned because I’d rather see you accomplish your admirable goals than continue to blab about them.

You usually ascribe to the philosophy that actions speak louder than words, which is why it’s surprising to see you babbling so much, instead of getting things done. In other words: this week, shut up and work.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) You may lack the ability to make the things you despise disappear. But you have surprisingly profound powers of transmutation of late. Make your life’s villains less objectionable. For instance, in my slightly more ideal world, I’d transform a serial killer on the loose into The SUV-Slasher. Instead of destroying people’s lives, he’d shred the tires of those greedy, city-dwelling assholes who insist on driving the things. Yes, you may fall a little short of rearranging reality to this extent, but then again—why not try? I predict you’ll be happy with the results, either way.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Tag-team wrestling sucks when your partner is already out for the count, while your pair of opponents are still in tiptop shape and raring to go. Don’t be bitter. The past couple weeks you were blessed with generous amounts of backup support and inspiration. This is the universe’s way of making sure you can still kick ass on your own. Don’t worry; you can—without even resorting to playing dirty. Your many partnerships have taught you some surprising and effective moves. Use them, and don’t dwell on your apparent abandonment. Once both your adversaries are pinned to the mat, your friends will confess their preparations to jump to your defense, and their pride that you never really needed them to.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Capricorns aren’t packrats; you’re stockpilers. You absolutely love being prepared. If you have a fireplace or wood-burning stove, you’ll gleefully stack cords and cords of firewood to burn all winter. You also love having money in the bank, plenty of food in the pantry and freezer, and even a few admirers tucked away on hold, in case of an emergency.

That’s why it’s confusing that you should choose to suffer instead of dipping into those reserves.

Reward yourself for your diligence and foresight.

Use them when you have to, like this week.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) “Physician, heal thyself,” isn’t exactly a fair concept.

For instance, you can be an accomplished helper of

others—thanks to the benefit of perspective—but miserably inept when it comes to helping yourself. Such is the case this week. It’s not incompetence, simply the virtual impossibility of seeing things from an outside perspective. Don’t compound your suffering by dwelling on your cluelessness. Have the humility to ask someone, anyone for help. A baby, sitting in the right place, could point your way out of this mess. One last note—don’t kick yourself for not seeing the obvious until someone in diapers pointed it out to you. It wasn’t obvious—and won’t be—until exactly that moment.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Astrophysicists get excited about events that happen over billions of years, because the more we learn about them, the closer we come to understanding the basic structure of reality itself. But why should we care about the collision course of two incredibly colossal black holes an incomprehensibly vast distance away? Unfortunately, your inner workings, although as arguably important as intergalactic dynamics, are similarly hard to relate to, for other people. They don’t necessarily understand what’s going on, or—more importantly—how it affects them.

This week, clue people in, even if it means simplifying things. Don’t describe the ongoing nuclear fission reaction sustaining our sun and your soul, just say, “Fire…hot,” and leave it at that.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Stay. Don’t go. Complaints have been coming in about your lack of consistency. When you’re present, you’re warm, loving, and all-around wonderful.

But your recent absences—physical and mental—are distressing to all concerned. Everyone who loves you is aware of your unfathomable depth, your dark feelings and unknowable concerns. But retreating from everyone until you’ve arrived at a lighter mental place is the wrong move; it’s too easily interpreted as a rejection, instead of an admirable bid to shield those you adore. We don’t need protection from you. It doesn’t matter if we understand your troubles.

It just matters that you’re willing to let us try.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Tauruses are the least likely sign to see Jesus in a tortilla, be anally probed by alien abductors, or get splashed by the Loch Ness monster. Still, you might become more superstitious after this week. When “coincidences” stack so precisely, you may wonder if there’s more than just random chance at work.

No one’s asking you to become an avid leprechaun hunter or poltergeist investigator. But once you accept that your fate might be nudged occasionally by forces outside your awareness or understanding, you’ll be much happier than when you insisted on pinpointing a rational explanation for everything.

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Hermit mode continues unabated this week. You lapsed into your shell recently, and it might be good to continue that precedent, so you can be properly recharged for the forced socialization of the upcoming holiday season. It really is okay to be introverted and antisocial for a couple weeks at a time, so don’t feel pressured to be a social butterfly because of some arbitrary rule you’ve set for yourself. Besides, come next week, anything people-oriented goes.

And I mean anything. You’ll be so popular you could get famous playing the accordion. Why not try?

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