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On June 7, Hawaii Governor Neil Abercrombie signed Act 94, which adds a special dedication to every Jan. 30. Henceforth, what is Jan. 30 now known as in the State of Hawaii? A. Peace and Freedom Day B. Civil Liberties and the Constitution Day C. Liberty and Freedom Day D. Question Authority Day E. Government Can Do Better Than This Day
3. Maui Memorial Park is currently working on a new four-acre site called Maui View, according to the June 10 Maui News. Counting new marble and glass niches (for urns containing cremated remains), lawn crypts and graves, what will be the capacity of the new site, according to the paper? A. 1,056 B. 1,790 C. 2,099 D. 2,864 E. 3,050 See answers, page 29
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over-reach fuels the distrust people have in their government. According to intelligence experts, only a fraction of the information collected in this broad sweep is even used to pursue those suspected of terrorism. I understand the value of using counter-terrorism tactics and strategies in dealing with 21st century threats. However, we must not sacrifice the constitutionally protected privacy and freedoms for which so many have fought and given their lives. I will work with my colleagues in Congress to investigate this intrusion, and fulfill our oversight responsibilities.” Seriously, what’s going on here? Our national government operates secret prisons overseas where it holds people it captures without trial; it launches missiles at suspected terrorists (including those born in the United States and deserving of constitutional protections); and now we learn that the NSA, charged with eavesdropping on foreign communications, is also spying on whichever
work and we will continue to do that,” U.S. Senator Harry Reid, D-Nevada, said, according to a June 6 CBS News report. So according to Reid–the Senate Majority Leader–the NSA has been checking all of America’s phone records for the past seven years, without warrants and without specific cause, and it’s all completely legal. USA! USA! USA!
HAWAII’S RICH WHISTLEBLOWING HISTORY Speaking of PRISM, we know of this monster through the whistleblowing efforts of one incredibly ballsy 29-year-old IT guy named Edward Snowden, who learned of the efforts while working as a contractor at Booz Allen Hamilton’s Honolulu office. The fact that Snowden (who has fled to Hong Kong and went public, which might possibly save him from rendition or
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Wow, it isn’t every week that a Democratic congressional representative–especially one with impeccable military credentials–starts blasting both Pentagon brass and the Obama Administration’s immense National Security state. Then again, Tulsi Gabbard–who represents Hawaii’s Second District–isn’t your average congressional member. This is surprising because of her dual government roles. As a member of Congress, she’s responsible for writing legislation that concerns American military policy as well as oversight of the nation’s armed services leadership. But as a captain in the Hawaii Army National Guard, she’s required to take orders from those same leaders when she’s on active duty and away from Congress. Given all that, I was slightly surprised to see such charged quotes come from Gabbard in regards to the Pentagon service chief’s recent insistence that the current situation of allowing military commanders to decide whether to investigate charges of sexual assault from their subordinates. It’s an explosive issue, one that has plagued the military for years but only recently began grabbing national headlines. Anyway, here’s Gabbard, as quoted in a June 4 news release from her office: “I was deeply disappointed today by the testimony of our nation’s top military leaders and their opinion that commanders should retain authority over whether or not a sexual assault incident be investigated or prosecuted,” she said. “We must provide accountability, which includes ensuring an independent, transparent, fair process for all reports of sexual assault, outside of the chain of command. I am so proud to serve our country as a Soldier, and it sickens me that there are those who willingly dishonor the sacrifice of so many, and the privilege of service, by committing these violent sexual
assaults within the ranks. This is absolutely unacceptable. Leaders in the Defense Department have known about this problem for decades, have said there is zero tolerance, yet reports indicate that in 2012 alone, on average, 71 service members were sexually assaulted every day. It is our collective responsibility to bring an end to this epidemic, prosecute these offenders, and provide a safe environment for survivors of sexual assault, upholding the honor and integrity and [sic] that make our military strong.” Not much I can add to that except that she’s right. Every time someone in the news media reports on incidents of rape in the U.S. military, some service chief or spokesperson says something that includes the words “zero tolerance” and things go back to the way they were. Women joining the military are already subject (as are their male counterparts) to insane levels of both stress and boredom. Fear of getting raped by a fellow soldier, and then having to accept that superior officers will do nothing about it, is beyond acceptable. But Gabbard didn’t stop there. Two days later, she was taking on the spymasters at the National Security Agency (NSA) and, by extension, the Obama Administration over a June 5 Guardian story on how the spy agency’s scary PRISM program, which allows the government to wade barefoot through any American’s email and phone records, regardless of quaint concepts like “warrants” and “probable cause.” “The American people deserve answers,” Gabbard said in another news release. “It is absolutely unacceptable for our government to spy on millions of innocent Americans and indiscriminately obtain all of their cell phone records. This type of
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Americans it wants to. If Gabbard, a National Guard officer, is moved to make such harsh criticism, then things must be bad. Of course, others in Congress have taken cooler stances, though for reasons that aren’t even close to comforting. “Right now I think everyone should just calm down and understand that this isn’t anything that is brand new, it’s been going on for some seven years, and we have tried to often to try [sic] to make it better and
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an American drone firing a missile at his head) did his whistle-blowing from Hawaii should surprise no one. These islands have a long history of producing and nurturing individuals who dare to speak out against the excesses of American military power. Here are just a few of them: Back in 2004, Hawaii-born Antonio Taguba, a major general in the U.S. Army, wrote a damning investigation report on the systematic torture practices at Abu Ghraib Prison in Iraq. To show its gratitude, the army forced Taguba to resign in 2006. Then in 2006, Hawaii-born Ehren Watada, a first lieutenant in the army, publicly refused to deploy to Iraq, saying the war was illegal. After a few years of trying (and failing) to court martial Watada, the army finally gave up and discharged him. There was another guy born here as well, who once wrote a few great things about constitutional law and the dangers of the state, but he eventually became President of the United States and ultimately didn’t amount to much. ■ firstname.lastname@example.org + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com
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Party For A Cause Help out Surfrider Maui on International Surf Day
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n the wave-washed November of 2009, leading luminaries of the Surfrider Foundation gathered on the most famous surfing coast on the planet–the North Shore of Oahu–to talk business. This rainbow mix of environmental warriors had traveled from Honolulu, the Outer Islands and Southern California to address an emerging emergency: How will Hawaii–the birthplace of surfing, the world capital of Water Sports Culture, the most sensitive biome on Earth–manage the coming storm of development, population pressure, and human impact? As lawyers, scientists, surfers, mothers
and children looked searchingly around the room for a convincing answer to this question, an upstart from the Kauai Chapter seized the floor, and said simply that “people fight for what they love.” What was true on the North Shore in 2009 remains true in Maui in 2013. Every one of Maui’s 145,000 residents has something we love and fight for: our children, parents, food, air, industries, neighborhoods, jobs and schools. But there’s something else that nearly all of us who live here love: our beaches and oceans. We love the waves, cliffs, caves, whales, walking trails, boat ramps, fish and
watery sunsets. It’s all free, all around us, and we love it. The Maui Chapter of the Surfrider Foundation is a prime way that we fight for Maui’s incomparable coastline together. Thirty years after its founding, the Surfrider Foundation has become one of the most respected, legitimate, and well-organized ocean advocacy groups on Earth. The Maui Chapter, with access to 2,000 (and rising) activists, is uniquely positioned to protect and preserve the most spectacular spaces on our island. Each month Surfrider Maui scours a different beach, removing hundreds of
pounds of trash, detritus, metal, furniture, bottles, plastic and every piece of human garbage imaginable. They fight to protect coastal spaces, including the successful preservation of Ma’alaea and Honolua Bay. Sometimes fighting requires them to file lawsuits, as in their effort to protect ocean water quality by suing the County of Maui’s Lahaina Wastewater Treatment Plant. They also work with Earthjustice, the Nature Conservancy, Save Honolua Coalition and others to build alliances around common environmental causes. And Surfrider has developed a host of campaigns to varying degrees, including a Rise Above Plastics campaign against single-use plastics; an Ocean Friendly Gardens campaign to naturally filter shoreline runoff; and a Blue Water Task Force campaign to ensure acceptable water quality for reefs, animals and humans. The mission never ends. On Saturday, June 15 you can attend the Surfrider Foundation’s gathering of the tribe at Launiuopoko Beach Park. From 9am to 1pm, they’ll host International Surf Day. Surfrider will offer yoga classes, a Stand Up Paddle clinic, live music, a beach clean-up competition and a catered lunch. There will be giveaways and prizes, and admission is free. Sponsoring entities include Naish Hawaii, Easy Yoga Maui, Kihei Community Yoga, Lulu’s Lahaina, and Barefoot Minded. Look for the Surfrider Tent on the North Side of Launiuopoko. ■ email@example.com For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com
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RIP Honolulu Weekly Another alternative paper dies, this time after 23 years BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO
he alternative newspaper Honolulu Weekly, which has published for the last 23 years, closed this week. The closure robs readers on Oahu and the rest of the state of a voice and that differed sharply from other local publications. “I am sorry to say that this will be the last issue of the Weekly that we willl print,” print, stated a note from owner/publisherr Laurie V. Carlson in the June 5 issue. “I am m sad about closing but I see no way that we can maintain our revenue stream and our ur fiscal health. Things have gone from manageable nageable with great stress to bleak. We have worked tirelessly during the last few months hs to bring in more advertising revenue. Our efforts have yielded minimal success. ss. At the same time we signed up new advertisers, rtisers, we lost existing advertisers. I chose to close now, while there is still money to meet our debts and obligations.” Along with MauiTime, Honolulu u Weekly was a member of the Associaiation of Alternative Newsmedia (AAN), N), a nationwide group of publicationss dedicated to providing readers stories ies that they won’t find in the daily papers pers or TV news programs. The Weekly’s closure osure comes at a time when the entire media edia world is changing. The rise of the Internet has trampled pled the business model of many papers, s, mainstream and alternative, leading to allll sorts of closures and consolidations. Combine mbine that with an uneasy economy, both nationally and locally, and you’ve got an environment that can be terribly unforgiving. ng “There are a lot of things going on in the market,” Carlson told me in a phone interview after the last issue hit the streets. She mentioned all sorts of factors that led to the closure: the closing of big companies like Borders, the loss of the Honolulu Star-Bulletin (which she said led to a more “aggressive” Honolulu Star-Advertiser) and continuing hardship for the local small
businesses that made up the heart of the Weekly’s advertising clients. “Our largest revenue issue ever was in April–our Sustainability Issue,” Carlson said. “We brought in $45,000. But our stable of advertisers has diminished. Last October was fabulous. November, December were horrible. Summer is a tough time,
thing’s not working,” said Chad Blair, a reporter for Civil Beat who wrote for Honolulu Weekly from late 1997 to early 2004. “But I have to give her credit: she ran a business for 23 years.” Of course, the paper even back then was very different from its current form, which in the last few months typically ran
and I’m exhausted.” Carlson’s exhaustion is understandable, understandable especially given how forthright the paper has been about its financial troubles. Last year, the paper–a for-profit corporation– even began running ads asking readers to donate money so they could raise $20,000 or so to pay impending bills. The effort seemed to work last year, and was starting again this year when the paper folded. “If you’re begging for money, some-
issues between length. “When 20 and 32 pages in length I was there, I don’t remember lean times,” Blair said. “I remember issues of 48, even 56 pages. It felt good in the hand. I guess 23 years ago, when it started, alternative weeklies were at their peak. They were breaking a lot of good stories, and they were very influential. But since then the whole media landscape has changed dramatically. For a free weekly to survive is
very difficult.” Carlson may be out of the picture (she said she’s considering a return to the food co-op world, which is where she worked before she started the paper), but former staffers say they want to gather investors and relaunch the paper, perhaps in the fall. What such a paper would look unknown. like is, of course, cou For much of o its life, the Weekly focused covering coverin land development, environmental degradation and food production–important issues, sure, but not duction–imp exactly sexy. It was also different than most AAN-style weeklies, which (like AANMauiTime) tend to be mainly a calendar paper with w some news thrown in. Honolulu W Weekly, however, seemed to being a news-oriented paper focus on b some calendar listings. with som Given that t we’re talking about Honolulu, nolulu which includes a sizeable population, insane number of pop bars/restaurants/night clubs, bar military presence and status as mili the state capitol should be more s than enough to sustain a healthy weekly at least twice the size of alt we MauiTime. Hell, there’s probably MauiT enough strip club business alone to sustain a good-sized glossy pub dealing just with those establishments. Near the end of our chat, Carlson told me she wouldn’t have done differently over the last few much d “Sometimes I should have reyears. “S my judgment–being green lied on m on, I was a little intimidated,” she early on said. “I was trained by my editors in a lot of ways. And a lot of talented people have worked here. Other publications know that if a person has worked at the Weekly, they work hard and are worth hiring.” ■ firstname.lastname@example.org + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com
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Digital System (FDsys, for short). Now you can read about Michael Mooney and Oklevueha Native American Church of Hawaii’s tangle with U.S. Attorney General Eric H. Holder over cannabis and the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, or view the large handful of cases filed against big banks regarding predatory, shady practices and foreclosed homes. FDsys maintains information from eight appellate courts plus 19 district courts and 24 bankruptcy courts. The site is also a “repository of information from Congress [and] the executive branch,” in addition to the over 695,000 federal court decisions and 2,750 published court opinions. The resource is free to the public and searchable, with a collection of court records dating back to April 2004. “The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals has always promoted public access to the courts,” said Clerk of Court Molly C. Dwyer in the June 7 news release. “We are pleased to join this effort to make the
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HAWAII’S OBAMACARE THING COMING SOON The legal and partisan debate over the great experiment dubbed Obamacare seemed endless, but it now seems that the new online health insurance marketplace that Democrats have been promising for years is now just months away. According to a June 10 news release, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services recently gave the thumbs-up to Hawaii’s
9TH CIRCUIT COURT NOW ONLINE In September of 2012, a group of Hawaiian prisoners filed suit against Governor Neil Abercrombie, Ted Sakai the Director of the Hawaii Department of Public Safety and Corrections Corporations of America, the owner of the Arizona prison in which they are incarcerated. The ongoing case hinges on the question of whether the native Hawaiian inmates are freely able to practice their religion in the Arizona jail. Documents from the hearings are now available online, as part of the Ninth Circuit (the Pacific, West Coast and a couple other Western States) Court of Appeals’ new effort to publish official documents in the online Government Printing Ofﬁce’s Federal
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Brienna Gomes, 17, of Kahului hopes to be the first female motocross rider from Maui to make it to the annual Red Bull AMA National Amateur Motocross Championship. It’s one of the most renowned amateur motocross races in the world, and takes place in late July and early August. In the past, this race has acted as a launch pad for amateur racers to pursue their dreams of turning pro. Gomes, her parents and her two sisters are attempting to raise the money necessary to send all five of them to the National Championship race at the Loretta Lynn Ranch in Tennessee. By selling T-shirts and asking for donations through their website Sendbreetotennessee.com, they hope to raise $15,000. Gomes’ love for riding started when she was five years old, her mother Marlayna said in a statement to MauiTime. Immediately after participating in her graduation ceremony at Baldwin High School on May 17, Gomes flew to Anza, California where she raced in the Southwest Regional Championship, earning second place and
qualifying her to join 1,400 other riders from across the country and compete in the National Championship on July 28-August 3. So far, she’s earned a sponsorship from Cycle City Kawasaki and continues to train on the motocross track in Pu’unene.
If you missed out on the free health care provided by Tropic Care Maui County (made possible by a partnership between the County of Maui and the military), you can stop by the Pi’ilani Village Shopping Center on June 22 from 8am to 4pm for another free medical clinic. This one’s coordinated by the Kihei-Wailea Medical Center. This fourth annual event is offered to families and individuals who need medical care but don’t have insurance. “We are compelled to continue to provide the service annually so that residents can receive the health care they deserve,” said Dr. Marcus Grifﬁn, founder of the free screening clinic, in a June 5
proposed “Hawaii Health Connector,” which is what state officials call the website where individuals, families and small businesses can go to buy health insurance. “This is an important step in our progress to transform healthcare in Hawaii,” said Gov. Neil Abercrombie in the June 10 news release. “Every resident deserves a good, equitable system of healthcare, and this new online marketplace requires insurers to offer better benefits and reward quality.” State officials say the Hawaii Health Connector should be operational on Oct. 1 of this year. Any plans purchased at the site will go into effect on Jan. 1, 2014. Those wanting more information can go to Hawaiihealthconnector.com. -Anthony Pignataro ■
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NEWS OF THE WEIRD BY CHUCK SHEPARD
THE MITES ATE THE CHEESE The Food and Drug Administration proposed recently to limit the quantity of tiny “mites” that could occupy imported cheese, even though living, crawling mites are a feature desired by aficionados. (“Cheese is absolutely alive!” proclaimed microbiologist Rachel Dutton, who runs the “cheese laboratory” at Harvard University.) In fact, cheese is home to various molds, bacteria and yeasts, which give it flavor. Sellers routinely use blowers to expel excessive critters, but the FDA now wants to limit them to six bugs per square inch. But according to a May report on NPR, lovers of some cheeses (especially the French Mimolette) object, asserting both an indifference to the sight of mites creeping around–and a fear of taste-loss since the mites burrow into the hunk, aerating it and extending the flavor.
IRONIC GAS Energy West, the natural gas supplier in Great Falls, Mont., had tried recently to raise awareness of leaks by distributing scratch-and-sniff cards to residents, demonstrating gas’ distinctive, rotten-egg smell. In May, workers cast aside several cartons of leftover cards, which were hauled off and disposed of by crushing– which released the scent and produced a massive blanket of odor over downtown Great Falls, resulting in a flurry of panicked calls to firefighters about gas leaks.
WELL, OF COURSE! The Ypsilanti, Mich., City Council voted in May on a resolution that would have required the members always to vote either “yes” or “no” (to thus reduce the recent, annoying number of “abstain” votes). The resolution to ban abstaining failed because three of the seven members abstained.
UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT Ruben Pavon was identified by surveillance video in Derry, N.H., in April snatching a grill from the front porch of a thrift store. Pavon explained to police that the store’s name, “Finders Keepers,” indicated to him that the objects were free for the taking and admitted that he had previously taken items from the porch. And in May, Los Angeles police bought back 1,200 guns in one of the periodic U.S. buy-back programs, but they declined to accept the pipe bomb a man said he wanted to sell. “This is not a pipe-bomb buyback,” said Chief Charlie Beck. “Pipe bombs are illegal.” The man was promptly arrested.
TOO MUCH INFORMATION John Casey, 51, was caught by security staff at an Asda supermarket in Washington, England last October after allegedly
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stealing a slab of beef. He was convicted in May even after offering the compelling explanation that he had concealed the beef underneath other purchases not to avoid paying for it, but only because the sight of the raw meat gave him “flashbacks” to his dead grandmother, who had passed away of a blood clot when Casey was a child.
OUR LITIGIOUS SOCIETY Keith Judd filed a lawsuit in Iowa in May, in essence to invalidate the 2012 election by having President Obama officially declared a Kenyan and not an American. Judd filed the papers from a federal penitentiary in Texas, where he is serving 17 years for threatening a woman he believed to be a “clone” of the singer Stevie Nicks, because Nicks (or the clone) had tried to sabotage his home improvement company. Bonus Fact: In the 2012 Democratic presidential primary in West Virginia, Judd, a write-in candidate, defeated President Obama in nine counties and lost the state by only 33,000 votes.
EPIC DEFENSE Edward Kramer, co-founder of the annual Atlanta fantasy-character convention Dragon*Con, was arrested in 2000 for allegedly having sex with underage boys, but has yet to stand trial in Georgia because he has engineered a never-ending set of legal delays–if not because of his version of Orthodox Judaism that limits his diet and activities, then it his allegedly poor health. (“As soon as he puts on an orange jumpsuit,” said prosecutor Danny Porter, “he becomes an invalid,” requiring a wheelchair and oxygen tank.) In 2011, after managing to get “house arrest,” he violated it by being caught with an underage boy. Lately, according to a May Atlanta Journal-Constitution report, he files an average of three demands per day from his Gwinnett County, Ga., lockup, each requiring painstaking review before being rejected. Kramer still owns about one-third of Dragon*Con, whose current officials are mortified that they cannot expel a man they consider a child molester.
PREMIUM PERSPECTIVE In May, the Florida House of Representatives adjourned for the year without assessing themselves even a nominal increase in health insurance premiums for their own taxpayer-funded deluxe coverage, which will remain at $8.34 per month for individuals ($30 for families). Several days earlier, the House had voted to reject several billion dollars in federal grants for extending health insurance coverage to about a million more poor people in the state’s Medicaid program. The House premiums are even lower than those of state senators and rank-and-file state employees, and lower than the premiums of Medicaid recipients who have the ability to pay. ■ email@example.com
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WE TALK STORY WITH SANTIGOLD & DAMIAN MARLEY By Jen Russo and Marina Satoafaiga antigold is one of the most interesting artists in this millennium. Her first album, Santogold, came out in 2008 with a sound that music critics couldn’t label. She released her next album, Master of My Make Believe, in May 2012. That proved to be another
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critically acclaimed, out of the box effort. For Santi White, the girl behind Santigold, staying true to art of writing songs is critical to her music. Socially and politically charged, she wants to inspire people to change both their lives and the planet. She says she’s working on relaxing more on stage and trying not to be as much of a perfectionist with her performances as she
is in the recording studio. Either way, fans will get a rare treat at the Republik Music Festival this Friday when she (and Damian Marley, who we talk to below) takes the stage for her very first Hawaii appearance.
MAUITIME: Did you always know you wanted to be a musician? SANTIGOLD: I tried a lot of things before
the age of 12, from ice skating to tapdance to karate to field hockey and basketball. I loved music and I would write little songs from the time I was nine, and poems and raps. I didn’t put any special weight on it. It was one of many things I was into. By the time I got into high school, I played guitar, but I never got any good at that. I got some production equip-
ment and then I started to really, really love music as something that I would like to do. I thought I wanted to own a record company. Then as soon as I graduated from high school I interned at a couple of record labels and really learned the business of music. It was clear to me after about three years that that was not what I wanted to do. I wasn’t really interested in the business side–I was more into the creative side. But I never wanted to be a singer or a star. I would try to figure out ways to be involved with music so I didn’t have to do that.
MT: Never wanted to be a star? So how did you end up one? SANTIGOLD: I thought I wanted to be a songwriter. I started writing songs for other people. I executive produced and wrote a record for an artist called Reese. In 2001, it came out. So after I did that I kinda had a weird experience with that because I liked writing songs, but I didn’t like how once they go through other producers and other singers. They didn’t come out how I heard them in my head. So that’s where it all started. I really want to hear the music and the songs come out the way I hear them in my head. The need to do that is what finally drove me to start performing myself. So I started a band–a new wave punk band called Stiffed and I was in that band for four years. And when that band broke up I started doing my solo project as Santigold.
MT: How do you describe your music? SANTIGOLD: I always describe my music as collage music. It doesn’t really fit into any category that exists. So I guess I get to make up my own. Basically the name that I call it is more about the process than anything. It’s the approach of taking bits and pieces of all different inspirations throughout my life and putting them together that’s unique to who I am. It’s really fun for me because anything can fit. I don’t have to limit myself as an artist at all. The challenge is to weave it all together in a way that seems whole and complete.
MT: What artists inspire your music? SANTIGOLD: There are just people who have been favorites throughout my whole life like Devo, Nina Simone, the Smiths, Bad Brains, the Pixies, Siouxsie and the Banshees. I could go on for a really long time.
MT: What were the lessons learned from creating Master of My Make Believe? SANTIGOLD: Well it was very different from creating my first record. I was at a different place. I had spent two years on the road; I went around the world. The thing that did me the most disservice was the thought that I knew what to expect the second time around. I thought I will just get in with the same producers and bang it out. But it was totally not set at all. I had a different experience with all the same producers I used the first time around, so I ended up working with some new people–thank God, you need some fresh energy. In my first record, John Hill was my partner through the whole thing. He was staple through the process. But in my second
record I was the only constant. So it was a lot of new pressure. I learned how to trust myself creatively and have confidence in a way that I haven’t had to do in the past. You can’t go into any situation or create a situation expecting the same thing twice. That was a really big lesson I learned. I also had to take a minute to think what I had to say the second time around. When you’re on the road, there’s so much projecting outward. Then you’re supposed to have some new creative thing to say right away but you haven’t spent any time introspectively. You know I had to take time to do that.
MT: Your tour is already over–why come to Hawaii and do a show? SANTIGOLD: I’ve never played Hawaii. I’ve never done a show in Hawaii. I’m really excited! Honestly, I’m not even touring right now. I’m not making any money on this show. It’s for the love. This show is like I’m just coming because I have never played Hawaii and I really wanted to come and do some shows in Hawaii. These shows are really genuinely out of love.
MT: So what’s next after Hawaii? SANTIGOLD: [First] I’m gonna stay for a couple of extra days and do some exploring. It doesn’t make any sense to come out to Hawaii and come straight home. [Then] I’m ready to head into the studio and work on my third album. I’m planning to work on the new album as soon as I get back from Hawaii.
MT: What are your must-haves on the road? SANTIGOLD: Throat coat tea and raw honey. You really don’t think about it but your voice is like an athlete, and you have to keep your muscles right. You have to keep your voice right. And it’s so hard when you’re traveling and you’re not getting rest. You’re on airplanes and getting dehydrated. I have so many throat things, that’s just two of them. I have saline solution inhalers and stuff to keep my voice okay. The other thing is I really like to be comfortable–I’m such a homebody. I love matching pajama sets and slippers and stuff. I usually have like 10 matching pajama sets on tour. Also a good face moisturizer for flying. It’s the little things that make all the difference on tour. It’s boring, but that’s the truth.
MT: Do you write music for yourself? SANTIGOLD: When you stop writing for yourself, that’s when your music gets bad. Or at least, that’s when it gets short-lived. If I wasn’t writing for myself, there would be no point in me writing music anymore. That’s where the love comes into it. It’s something that I need to do. I wouldn’t feel whole if I didn’t get the opportunity to write music. I also think if it’s worth writing or hearing, then it’s worth saying. My process is really introspective and cathartic. The things that I work through in my songs are probably helpful to other people because it’s exploring issues that I deal with. My style of writing is like poetry–the lyrics are left open to interpretation.
MT: Who is the master of your Make Believe?
SANTIGOLD: We are all in charge of our reality. We are the rulers of our reality. It’s important that we recognize that and that we claim that. It’s in our power to create the life that we want and the world that we want. I think a lot of people feel powerless right now. Like I said, the process of that record was about me claiming my own power and confidence and trusting myself and I think that that goes beyond the creative process to the world in general. There are so many crazy things that I don’t want to be our reality, that are going on in the world right now. Especially when I was writing the record. Arab Spring was going on. Crazy weird stuff, dead birds falling out of the sky. I climbed Kilimanjaro and tried to bring awareness of clean water in the world. I was visiting villages that have no water. Women are cutting out their faces and looking like monsters and that’s, like, normal. Have you seen the housewives shows? We are just in a really weird place in the world. It’s important that people feel empowered like they have the possibility of changing that with their own hands, individually.
MARLEY: All I have ever known was being a Marley. I don’t really know what I’m missing out on or anything other than that.
MT: Do you have a favorite song by your dad? MARLEY: No.
MT: You’ve done collaborations with a number of artist in your career (Nas, Bruno Mars, Skrillex) How do you go about choosing who and what you contribute to musically? MARLEY: The music dictates the process. It’s what’s current. With someone like Nas it’s different, we’ve done many records. We have common interests and music similarities.
MT: Any new music in the works? MARLEY: Yes, more from the group [Ghetto Youths International–his record label] than myself. Stephen [Marley] and [label artist] Marshall are coming out with new music. We are getting ready to launch some artist from our label. My focus has been getting those artist up and running and the label.
MT: What’s your advice to up-andcoming musicians?
Starts at 6pm this Friday, June 14, at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center.
MARLEY: Master your craft. Computers these days can do so much. It’s no longer good enough to sing well. Anyone or thing can be a musician now. Which is why live shows are more important than ever.
Tickets: $42.50/gen admission, $90/ VIP (prices increase $5 on show day).
MT: What do you enjoy most when out here in Hawaii?
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MARLEY: The energy. Hawaii caught on to my music early on. Specifically, my first album and I’m always reminded of that when there. I will always remember it.
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MT: What’s currently in your iPod?
MARLEY: The label’s new artist. I’m in the studio right now. I have just been listening to that, really.
It’s not everyday that we get the opportunity to interview someone like Damian “Jr. Gong” Marley. He’s the youngest son of Reggae king Bob Marley, whose music brought so many inspiring messages of freedom, love and unity. To his credit, he seems to have escaped his father’s shadow and forged a unique path. From his debut album Mr. Marley to chart topping hits like “Welcome to Jamrock,” many would agree that this Marley is a great musician in his own right...
MT: What’s your favorite place to travel while touring?
MAUITIME: I know you lost your father at a young age. What’s the best advice you received from him?
MT: Besides music, what are some of your passions?
MARLEY: Hawaii! To be honest, everywhere I go, the energy of the performance makes for a beautiful experience. It’s the rigorous performance schedules that sometimes make it less appealing. MT: What are your three must-haves when touring? MARLEY: That’s hard. I need a lot when touring. I would say good food, herb and my crew–not necessarily in that order.
DAMIAN MARLEY: A lot of the things I know about my father were passed down through my family. I was told family was very important to him. Mother said he was very disciplined. When he worked, that was all he focused on. It was his priority, nothing could break that focus. He had a strong work ethic.
MARLEY: We are a fan of unorganized charities, if you will. Charities will usually come to us and we go from there. In Jamaica, we work with ground level charities–those that don’t necessarily have an established organization. In Ethiopia, we are working with a few schools. We are a fan of children and education-oriented charities.
MT: Anything you wish to pass on to your son?
MT: What legacy do you wish to leave behind?
MARLEY: Good manners. I will support whatever he naturally gravitates towards.
MARLEY: I think many people pass on and are forgotten. It would be to be remembered. ■
MT: How have you handled the pressure that comes with the name Marley?
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our coworkers mingle outside on a sunny day, as one of them regales their newest member with a humorous work story. Suddenly, a young boy bursts from the building behind them, screaming and running fast. The storytelling stops and the workers immediately begin the chase, catching up with the boy and bringing him to the ground by restraining his arms and legs. The new guy looks on in confusion, even horror as, from the ground, the storyteller finishes his tale as if nothing had happened. This is how Maui-born writer and director Destin Cretton introduces his audience to the crazy, foreign and real world of Short Term 12, which is being shown as part of the Maui Film Festival. The title refers to the group home for at-risk youths that acts as the setting for the rollercoaster of the joy, pain, horror and triumph that occurs during its 96 minutes. Based loosely on Cretton’s own experience working in just such a home for two years right out of college,
it conveys the confusion and enlightenment he endured there. “That experience was pretty crazy for me at the time,” said Cretton. “I didn’t know what the hell I was doing. To be honest, when I got that job and I felt totally out of place, like I was thrown into the fire. Over the course of the two years that I worked there, it went from being the most terrifying job of my life to the most rewarding and lifealtering experience I’ve had.” Beginning as a short film for his San Diego State University film school thesis project, Short Term 12 premiered at Sundance in 2009, winning the Jury Prize for the short film category. From there, Cretton transformed the screenplay and direction of the film into a feature-length encapsulation of the beauty that can be found among the abuse and neglect the characters have experienced. Numerous film festivals around the country have picked up this featurelength version–Austin, Little Rock, Seattle and Los Angeles. Cretton never
imagined this hobby he became passionate about in his senior year of college would eventually lead him to film school and grow into a career. “Slowly it went from things that I was paying for, to things people were paying me to do,” said Cretton. “Slowly. It was a very gradual thing. Even still, I’m just happy to pay rent.” After Sundance, the distribution company Cinedigm bought Short Term 12 and plans to release it in select theaters on Aug. 23, a move Cretton describes, as his “childhood dream.” As part of the Maui Film Festival, the film will be shown at the Castle Theater in the Maui Arts and Cultural Center on June 16 and will include time for questions with Cretton after the show. “The coolest thing about this film is the discussions I’m able to have with people afterwards,” Cretton said. “It seems to be the type of story that evokes some kind of response and hopefully inspires good conversation after the movie.”
As he returns to the Islands for his first-ever screening on Maui, Cretton remains “interested and excited and curious” to see how people react to the film. He is equally as excited about all the local grinds he plans on consuming, beginning right when he arrives with a healthy dose of Guri Guri. “I’m probably going to get three scoops, mixed, with two pineapple, one strawberry,” said Cretton. “And then I’ll probably, if I have time, drive out to Haiku and get a Fukushima hot dog with everything on it.” ■ email@example.com For more A&E news, visit MauiTime’s event blog at: mauivents.com
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THURSDAY, JUNE 13 MAGICIAN TIMOTHY WENK – Gather the keiki and head over to the Kahului Public Library for an afternoon featuring Magician Timothy Wenk. Keiki five and older will be dazzled when they experience the wonders of Wenk. Cards, flowers and rope tricks await the kids and a lucky few will be able to assist in the show. Take a break from the outdoor heat and cool off during a magical moment. For special accommodations or questions, contact the library as soon as possible. Free. 3pm. Kahului Public Library (90 School St, Kahului); 808-8733097, Librarieshawaii.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons
HALEAKALA ARTIST-IN-RESIDENCE – Haleakala National Park and the Hui No’eau Visual Arts center are bringing you the park’s first artist-inresidence, Natalie Westbrook. The Connecticut native earned her BFA in Critical and Curatorial Studies and MFA in painting and printmaking from Yale. On June 13, the Hui invites the public to their Kaluanui estate for a free artist chat and slideshow at 5:30pm. On June 15, adults are invited to enroll in a “Basic Drawing Intensive.” The one-day workshop focuses on observational art and invites all skill levels. Tuition for the intensive is $25 ($32 for non-members) and space is limited. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560, Huinoeau.com. Photo courtesy Hui No‘eau
FRIDAY, JUNE 14 REPUBLIK MUSIC FESTIVAL – The Republik Music Festival-Jamrock Edition makes a pitstop in Maui this Friday. Put ya lighters up for what’s promising to be a bombastic show featuring the one and only Damian Marley. Maui welcomes back the youngest of the Marley brud. Affectionately nicknamed Jr. Gong, he’s the mastermind behind the chart-topping hit “Welcome to Jamrock.” Once again, Jr. Gong will deliver fresh material while staying true to his roots. Joining the reggae regulator is Santigold, the “Master of My Make-Believe” singer-songwriter. Rounding up the line-up is the latest up-and-coming artist signed to Marley label, Ghetto Youths International. Jam out to a night of tunes from the past, present and future. $42.50-$90. 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy MACC
TASTE OF CHOCOLATE – The Maui Film Festival’s annual Taste of Chocolate is a fantasy come true for anyone who melts at even the sight of the rich, decadent treat. The evening will feature Mabanzi Marimba Maui, an eight-piece band celebrating the Africa, home to one of the world’s largest cacao distributors. Indulge in Cocoa & Kula Coffee Rubbed Beef Brisket Sliders, a chocolate fountain with all the traditional fix-ins, specialty cocktails and much, much more. Not a fan of pistachio brulee? Take a stab at the chocolate and Rum Ice Cream Sandwiches or help yourself to a mocha almond fudge sundae. $150. 8pm-10pm. Four Seasons Resort (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.), Mauifilmfestival.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower
FRIDAY, JUNE 14 ROCK THE BARS – Stella Blues will “Rock the Bars” this Friday with the Supreme Beings, DJ Dabo, Rawk Steady and Dr. Hux. The underground hip-hop/rap group Supreme Beings has just released ‘’The Loom of the Apocalypse” and continue to win audiences over via their mix tapes and YouTube videos. Come hear the latest in Maui underground scene. $5. 21+. 10pm. Stella Blues (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779,, Stellablues.com.
VERTICAL MAUI – As a pre-show for Basketball Maui’s Night of Shooting Stars, a few players will be stopping by Hope Chapel’s Vertical Maui. The evening will feature guest speaker and American preacher Francis Chan, ukulele virtuoso Derek Sebastian and the Reggae band Christafari, all under the Maui moonlight. NBA players Corey Maggette, Anthony Tolliver, Patrick Ewing, Jr. will also drop in. Nonprofit groups will be on hand and guests are encouraged to bring a food donation benefiting Feed My Sheep. Free. 5pm-9pm. Hope Chapel ((300 E Welakahao Rd., Kihei), Verticalmaui.com. Photo: Vertical Maui
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FRIDAY, JUNE 14 LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY – E komo mai to the second round off Maui Friday Town parties and this week it’s all about collaboration at La-haina Second Friday. Contribute your artistic creativity at Campbell Parkk during the art piece project, sign up to be an organ donor at the Mauii Memorial Foundation Legacy of Life booth and/or enjoy the Mauii Taiko performance in honor of Lahaina’s 25th annual poster contest. Ass the sun sets, stroll the galleries where you can meet artists, talk story and d sip on complimentary wine. Lahaina Restoration Foundation’s Ha’ina a Hou features Pidgin: The Voice of Hawaii, a documentary following the e rise of Hawaii’s working class language from plantation jargon to a source e of island identity and pride. But don’t forget to take advantage of the live e music performances and foodie specials all along Lahaina’s historic frontt street. Free. 6pm-9pm Front Street. Mauifridays.com.
TASTE OF WAILEA – Ready yourself for the “crown jewel” of Maui Film Festival’s culinary celebrations, The Taste of Wailea. The evening celebrates Wailea’s best chefs and cuisine. This year’s event will feature an array of delectable dishes from Joe’s/ Gannon’s, Ruth’s Chris Steak House, Ko, Alan Wong’s Amasia, Mulligan’s, Spago, Monkeypod Kitchen, Mala Wailea, Tommy Bahama, Capische? and Four Seasons. Libations will be provided by Southern Wine and Spirits, Stella Artois beer and Pau vodka. There will be live music from Lily Meola and guitarist Tom Conway. Also, each ticket will get you into Saturday’s Celestial Cinema double feature. 21+ 4:30pm7pm. Wailea Gold and Emerald Golf Course (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.), Mauifilmfestival.com/specialevents.
SATURDAY, JUNE 15 NA KAMEHAMEHA COMMEMORATION – All are invited to the 2013 Na Kamehameha Commemorative Pa’u Parade & Ho’olaule’a. Remembering the tradition of the past and celebrating the significance of its preservation, the afternoon commemorates the equestrian tradition of Pa’u. The afternoon will also honor the late Senator Daniel Inouye and retired Senator Daniel Akaka. Attendees can look forward to exhibits, pa’u presentation, mea’ai (food) booths, and parade. Enjoy live music, crafts and vendors with locally produced items. Six commentary stations will be placed along parade route at Longhi’s, Kimo’s, Cheeseburger In Paradise, Lahaina Pizza Company, the Baldwin House Museum, the Wharf Cinema Center and Kamehameha Iki Park. Be sure to plan where you will view the parade. 9am-5pm Kamehameha Iki Park (525 Front St., Lahaina), Facebook.com/NKCPPH. Photo: Jackie Jean Photography
THE PIG & THE LADY – The Pig and the Lady is a family-operated pop-up serving Vietnamese and French dishes at Farmers Markets across Honolulu. Chef Andrew Le and Mama Le create family-style meals with spins on Vietnamese favorites like pho, spring rolls and stews. On Saturday, the Pig and the Lady will be at the Upcountry Farmer’s Market between 7am to 11am on a first come, first served basis. On Sunday at 7pm, Leoda’s will host the pop-up on a prepaid reservation basis with only 40 spaces available. No cancellations. Treat dad to a homemade father’s day meal sure to entertain his senses. Kupumaui.com. Photo courtesy The Pig & The Lady
SATURDAY, JUNE 15 NIGHT OF SHOOTING STARS – The third annual Night of Shooting Stars has arrived and Basketball Maui has quite the lineup for you. The first game (5pm) will pit local celebrities (movie, music, media personalities, community leaders, and athletes from others sports) against camp all-stars from the Basketball Maui Summer camp program. The heat will be turned up for the main event (6pm) featuring NBA players. Be sure to come early for a family-friendly carnival at 3pm that will remain open throughout the evening. The evening’s proceeds will benefit Basketball Maui’s summer camp program. $15 advance/ $20 at door/ $150 VIP. 3pm. Lahaina Civic Center (1840 Honoapi’ilani Hwy, Lahaina), Basketballmaui.com. Photo: David Hessemer
WILLIE K HELPS RENEWABLE ENERGY – The result of a partnership between Japan and Hawaii, JUMPSmartMaui (which seeks to bring more renewable energy resources and electric vehicles to Maui) will launch this Saturday at the Queen Ka’ahumanu Center. The launch will include an appearance from Mayor Alan Arakawa, audience giveaways and a performance by Willie K. Also, from June 10-16, if you spend $50 at the center and present your receipts to the mall’s customer service center June 15-24, you’ll get a free movie pass. Free. 4:30pm-6pm. Queen Ka’ahumanu, Center Stage (275 W. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Queenkaahumanucenter.com. Photo courtesy JUMPSmartMaui
SATURDAY, JUNE 15 PASSION 4 FASHION’S FIRST B-DAY – Here’s a chance to indulge in your love of fashion–it’s the first anniversary of the Lahaina boutique Passion 4 Fashion. They boast a variety of styles for all shapes and sizes. Siu Whitehead (the owner) and Lisa Agdeppa (operations manager) invite the community for an evening of celebratory champagne, chocolate and discounts. P4F’s inventory doesn’t stop at outerwear–shoppers can also find shape wear, bathing suits, accessories and shoes. 5pm-9pm. The Lahaina Gateway Center (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-6677432, Passion4fashionboutique.com. Photo: Passion 4 Fashion
CELEBRATION OF FATHERS – Maui Family Support Services (MFSS) wants the community to celebrate Father’s Day in a big way. The seventh annual Celebration of Fathers is an afternoon of local entertainment, raffles, games, community agency booths and more. You can enter the father-child talent show or take part in crafts. MFSS promotes healthy child development through what they call “male caregiver involvement” (put another way: every child could use a caring, nurturing father figure). MFSS has been serving the community for three decades. Free. 10am-2pm. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center (275 W Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Mfss.org. Photo courtesy MFSS
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This Is The End Guess post-modern film can be funny BY BARRY WURST II
This Is The End ★★★★★ Rated R / 107 Min.
once had a vivid dream that the sun was slowly headed towards Earth, about to scorch the planet, and I was in a line waiting to board a spaceship. Among those standing next to me, hoping to leave earth before it faced incineration, was Bill Murray. He just stood next to me, waiting for his turn, like everyone else. The makers of This is The End understand the sad, human comedy about this fact: when it comes to facing a full blown apocalypse, there is no hierarchy in survival. Celebrity, privilege and power fade away when you’re scrambling to survive. A cluster of movie stars (including Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel and Jonah Hill), all playing themselves, turn up at James Franco’s house for a wild party. The celebrities only gradually realize that their world outside is burning to a crisp. Baruchel is the first to note that the events they’re witnessing bears an uncanny resemblance to the book of Revelation.
Here is one of the foulest comedies of the year, a 100-proof raunch fest with no sex or nudity but containing more profanity and bold vulgarity than The Hangover Part III. It’s juvenile, silly and grotesquely violent at times. Most importantly, like a good dirty joke you feel guilty for laughing at, This is The End is consistently funny, with a number of sequences that are laugh-til-youcan’t-breathe hilarious. Tonally, it somewhat resembles Kevin Smith’s Dogma, with its mix of constant F-bombs and semi-thoughtful musings on biblical text. There’s also random spoofs of classic horror films, special effects ranging from amusingly obvious to truly stunning and enough spectacle to rival a Roland Emmerich movie. In teasing the public images of the cast, the actors gamely ham it up, though the movie could’ve gone farther in tarring and feathering the pedigree of Hollywood’s fratboy superstars. The satire isn’t as sharp as it should’ve been, with crass jokes sometimes taking the place of genuinely smart ones, but moments of comic brilliance shine through. The cleverest conceit here is that these actors are hopeless clods when privilege and
It’s funny because it’s true
fame can’t help them. I won’t give away the best jokes but will give special mention to Michael Cera, a famously sweet and reserved actor, here playing “himself” as a coked-out party monster. The cameo appearances that stack up in the second and third act are lots of fun. My lips are sealed but I suspect a certain 90s band will experience a comeback of sorts following this movie’s release. There’s also Hill’s prayer, which begins, “Dear God, it’s me, Jonah Hill... from Moneyball...” The screenplay by Evan Goldberg and Rogen has the anything-goes comic spirit of South Park or an especially lewd Bill and Ted sequel. Many scenes make references to the prior films of the cast, with a special focus on Pineapple Express. If you’re not familiar
with movies ranging from Superbad to Your Highness, you may be lost (just as those not up on the View Askew universe have no clue why Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is so funny). It goes without saying that if you can’t stand the cast or their movies, this won’t win you over. Rogen and Goldberg also collaborated on The Green Hornet, which gets lampooned here as well. I’m one of the few who really enjoyed that one and admired their post-modern deconstruction and rude re-imaging of the Comic Book Movie. This is The End should play like the final word on dumb 21st century white boy farces; at times, it comes close. Like Hot Tub Time Machine, it’s not quite the classic some claim it to be but it’s as funny as it’s high concept premise, which is good enough. ■
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THIS IS THE END - R - Comedy - Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill and James Franco plays themselves in this post-modern comedy about the end of the world. See this week’s film critique. 107 min.
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MAUI FILM FESTIVAL - Daily (Wed-Sun). The Maui Film Festival is back! A week of epic film viewing and food events under the stars has entertained hundreds of locals and visitors every year for the past 13 years. Visit mauifilmfestival.com for a complete listing of films and events. Various locations, Wailea and Kahului, 808-579-9244 REPUBLIK MUSIC FESTIVAL - Fri, Jun 14. Damian Marley, Santigold, Ghetto Youths Crew and the Throwdowns fill the house with award winning reggae sounds. This is the Republik Music Festival’s third year of hosting revolutionary and breakthrough artists. $42.50-$47.50 general admission, $90-$95 VIP. 6pm. Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-2427469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org SUPPER CLUB WITH PAULA FUGA & KALI FROM OOKAHLA MOC - Sat, Jun 15. $30 show only, $60 dinner & show. 6-9pm. Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR & FRIENDS - Sat, Jun 15. This month, The Maui Historical Society brings you George Kahumoku and friends for an evening of live music under the stars. Bring your blanket and snacks, kick back and enjoy Hawaiian music by some of the best local entertainment on Maui. $25 general admission/ $20 members. 7-10pm. Bailey House Museum, (2375-A Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; mauimuseum.org GEORGE KAHUMOKU’S ALL STARS SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed, Jun 19. George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show presents Ledward Kaapana, Martin Pahinui, Jeff Peterson, Herb Ohta Jr., Keoki Kahumoku, Da ‘Ukulele Boyz and Sterling Seaton paired with hula dancer Wainani Kealoha for a signature slack key performance. 37.99-78.38. 7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Napili); 808669-3858; slackkeyshow.com
A NIGHT AT THE COTTON CLUB - Sat, Jun 15. For one night only the Historic Iao Theater presents A Night at the Cotton Club Musical Review. This musical hits the stage in celebration of Juneteenth, the day the news of President Lincoln’s Emancipation Proclamation reached slaves in Texas. This event is sponsored by African Americans on Maui Association. Call for ticket info. 7pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-2426969; mauionstage.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama’aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm. Maui Theatre, f.k.a. Maui Myth & Magic Theatre, built specifically for ‘Ulalena, Old Lahaina Center (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com
TASTE OF CHOCOLATE - Fri, Jun 14. The Maui Film Festival presents an evening of delectable indulgence. Don’t miss the chance to eat and drink one-of-a kind chocolate from six different tasting stations. Ticket includes admittance to the festival’s Celestial Cinema film showing. $125 presale tickets. $150 after June 4. 8-10pm. Four Seasons Resort, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000; fourseasons.com/maui THE PIG AND THE LADY - Sat, Jun 15. Honolulu’s favorite farmer’s market is making a
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stop on the Valley Isle to bring us Vietnamese inspired street food. Two tents are pitched, one for seating and the other for food prep, making this an unique street dining experience you don’t want to miss! 7-11am. Upcountry Farmers Market; pigandthelady.com
Pizza takes the spotlight every weekend at Whole Foods. Every Saturday enjoy $10 whole pizzas, Sundays buy a Take & Bake Pizza and get the second one for free!. Free. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui
TASTE OF WAILEA - Sat, Jun 15. The Maui Film Festival brings together Wailea Resorts’ top chefs and restaurants to entertain your taste buds. Fine wines, beer on draft, exotic martinis. and admittance to the festival’s Celestial Cinema film showings are included. $150. 4:30-7pm. David Leadbetter Private Golf Academy Wailea Gold and Emerald Golf Course., 808-579-9244; mauifilmfestival.com; firstname.lastname@example.org
SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Jun 16. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com
SUNDAY CHAMPAGNE BRUNCH FOR DAD - Sun, Jun 16. Treat dad to a classy brunch on the West Side of Maui. Featured music by Asian Blend, raffles, prizes and more! 49.95 Adults/ $25 for keiki 12 and under/ Free under 5. 8:30am1pm. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel, (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; kbhmaui.com MAKENA FATHER’S DAY BRUNCH - Sun, Jun 16. Makena Beach and Golf Resort wishes dads Happy Father’s Day with a classic Sunday Brunch, free beer tasting and a chance for dad to win a night’s stay at the resort. $40 Adults/ $20 Keiki 5-12/ +$8 for champagne. 9:30am12:30pm. Makena Beach & Golf Resort, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888 THE PIG AND THE LADY-WEST SIDE POP UPSun, Jun 16. Chef Andrew Le brings a five-course pop-up dinner experience to the Westside. Asian street food, Vietnamese cuisines and a one of a kind dining experience will wow 40 lucky guests. Reservations limited and required. 7pm. Leoda’s Kitchen and Pie Shop, (820 Olowalu Village Rd.); 808-662-3600; kapumaui.com HALE MAHAOLU’S CHICKEN HEKKA FUNDRAISER - Tue, Jun 11. Support your community and grab some grub at the 22nd Annual Hale Mahaolu Fundraising Event. $8. 9:3011:30am. Hale Mahaolu Akahi, (33 W. Wakea Ave., Kahului); 808-872-4170 HULA GRILL’S CHEF TASTING MENU TO BENEFIT HILT - Daily. Hula Grill donates a portion of the proceeds from its Chef’s Tasting Menu to the Hawaiian Islands Land Trust as part of its Legacy of Aloha Program. The threecourse menu is offered daily from 4:45-5:45pm and all evening at the Chef’s Counter. $25.95. 4:30-5:30pm. Hula Grill, (2435 Ka’anapali Pwy.); 808-667-6636; hulagrillkaanapali.com VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Tue, Jun 18. See (and sample!) how Chef Jessica Oshier uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfasts, and desserts. Free. 5:30-6:30pm. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; downtoearth.org WHEAT FREE WEDNESDAYS - Wed, Jun 19. Every Wednesday sample wheat and gluten free items at Whole Foods as part of Gluten Awareness Month. Free. 5pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui TAKE IT OFF THURSDAYS - Thu, Jun 13. Every Thursday Whole Foods will share tips for cooking without added fats, salts and sugars to help you achieve your best health and assist with weight loss. At each session there will be a chance to win prizes for highest percentage of weight loss. Free. 6pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808- 8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui PIZZA PARTY WEEKEND - Every Sun & Sat.
JOIN WHOLE FOODS FOR HOLY CANNOLI SUNDAYS - Sun, Jun 16. Whole Foods offers made to order cannolis with seasonal flavors every Sunday. Bring a friends to share the sweetness every week noon to 3pm. 12-3pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808- 8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui FOODIE FIGHT - Sun, Jun 16. Join Whole Foods each Sunday for a Food Fight! The stakes are high as each team competes for that week’s Best Recipe. Each week the Pineapple Trophy will be awarded to the team with the most votes. Free. 2pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui MOUTH WATERING MONDAYS - Mon, Jun 17. Come and try free samples of what is in season, new or has got us excited each week. Free. 5pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui
EVENTS THURSDAY, JUNE 13 PLAY ALONG WITH UKULELE MELE - Ukulele players of all abilities are invited to bring your ukulele to a workshop led by “master of multiple genres and strumming styles” Mele Fong. 10am-12pm. Bailey House Museum, (2375-A Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; UkuleleMeleOnMaui.com HAWAII STATE SENATOR TALKS POLITICS This week, State Senator Sam Slom will be talking politics to the Maui community. Tea Party Maui will host the the Senate’s sole Republican as he addresses the topic of “No Consequences for Bad Government in Hawaii.” Free. 6pm. Kalama Heights, (101 Kanani Rd., Kihei); 888-332-1531 FREE HEALTH FILM - Watch a free film hosted by YMCA and learn more about the challenges and solutions the community faces when addressing the obesity epidemic. Free. 6:30pm. YMCA, (250 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-264-7895; email@example.com CLIFF DIVERS - Daily. Experience the thrill with your feet firmly on the ground! Watch experienced cliff divers take the plunge off Ka‘anapali’s famous Black Rock. Free. 6-8pm. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0031 POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Daily. Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage. Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; lahainacannerymall.com
FRIDAY, JUNE 14 TEA AND GARDEN PARTY - Celebrate the month of roses at the Tea and Garden Party hosted by Roselani Place. Sip on tea and refreshments while pianist Anne Ku serenades with floral themed songs. Free. 3-4pm. Roselani Place, (88 S. Papa Ave., Kahului); 808871-7720; roselaniplace.com
VERTICAL COMMUNITY EVENT - Bring your whole family to this free, outdoor, community event. Keiki and adults alike with get to meet NBA players, enjoy live music featuring Reggae and alternative artists, games, food and inspiration through special speaker Francis Chan. Free. 5-9pm. Hope Chapel, (300 E Welakahao Rd., Kihei); verticalmaui.com ‘PIDGIN: VOICE OF HAWAII’ FILM EVENT - The Pidgin project comes to Maui, featuring Hawaii’s plantation language in the documentary Pidgin: The Voice of Hawaii. 7:30-8:30pm. Baldwin Home Museum, (120 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808- 661-3262; lahainarestoration.org/baldwin.html FINS & FLIPPERS TOUR - Tours are guided by a knowledgeable Ocean Naturalist and include the chance to observe supervised feeds at Hammerhead Harbor and Turtle Lagoon. $10 plus admission per guest. 11:30am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-270-7088; mauioceancenter.com ALOHA FRIDAY MUSICAL JAM - In partnership with Hawai’i on TV, each Friday a different musical style is featured by local artists. Experience Maui at its best! Free. 11:30am-1:30pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY - Lahaina once again celebrates the Second Friday Town Party. Opening with Ulalena, the festivities continue with art, food, merchant specials, live music. Free. 6-9pm. (Front Street, Lahaina)
SATURDAY, JUNE 15 MAUI HEALTH FAIR - Check your health stats at the Hui No Ke Ola Pono Health Fair. Get free screenings for blood pressure, blood sugar, cholesterol, ears, vision and more! Don’t miss out on free Makana, lunch and entertainment by Uncle Richard Ho’opi’i and Malino. Free. 9am-3pm. Cameron Center, (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-244-5546; jwcameroncenter.org CELEBRATE JUNETEENTH IN THE PARK - Celebrate with your community, Juneteeth, the historical day when news of President Lincoln’s Emancipation Proclamation reached slaves in Texas. Educational games, speakers, poetry, drumming and prizes will honor this important holiday in African American culture. Free. 10am-11:30am. Wailuku Banyan Tree Park, (at the corner of Market St. and Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-280-1394; africanamericansonmaui.com CELEBRATION OF FATHERS - Don’t miss the chance to celebrate with dad at the 7th Annual Celebration of Fathers Event. Dads and keiki can play games, win prizes, compete in the Father Child Talent contest and jam to award winning entertainment. Free. 10am-2pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com DEZMAN - Live outdoor music at the mall! Free. 1pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com BASKETBALL MAUI/NBA NIGHT OF SHOOTING STARS - Experience courtside fun with NBA stars! This fundraiser for Maui’s youth includes a keiki pregame experience, celebrity basketball game, and professional basketball game with current NBA stars. Don’t miss the games, food, and entertainment. $15 Advance Purchase General Admission, $20 Day of GA $150 VIP, Free for ages 6 and under. 3-8pm. Lahaina Civic Center, (1840 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-264-6827; basketballmaui.com; firstname.lastname@example.org
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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010
HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
JUMPSMARTMAUI - Willie K host a free concert at JUMPSmartMaui to help celebrate a new era for electric vehicles with Hitachi and the Maui Economic Development Board. Enjoy live music and learn more about the cars that are working to make a big difference. Free. 4:30pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com KAMEHAMEHA PARADE- Show honor to Kamehameha Lineage by joining the parade or cheering from the sidelines. The “Na Pouhaha” parade is honoring Senators Inouye and Akaka by marching down Front Street in Lahaina. The parade comes to an end at the park where there will be food, fun and entertainment. Free. 9:30am. Kamehameha Iki Park (Next to 505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-264-8779 MECO ANNUAL RUMMAGE SALE FUNDRAISER- Want to help your community and get a great deal? Stop by the MECO’s annual rummage sale where you can find massive savings and benefit Maui United Way who assist with programs like Aloha House, Best Buddies, Boy Scouts and Maui Aids Foundation. 8am. Maui Electric Auditorium (210 Kamehameha, Kahului); 808-872-3216 PASSION4FASHION ANNIVERSARY - Passion4Fashion Boutique celebrates its first year of fabulous fashion for all sizes. Stop by and party in style with champagne, chocolate, discounts and giveaways! 5-9pm. Passion 4 Fashion Boutique, (305 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-667-7432; lahainagateway.com; info@ passion4fashionboutique.com PET ADOPTIONS WITH HARF - Join the Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation (HARF) for a very special opportunity to rescue your next best friend! Every Saturday, HARF will bring animals in need of a good home. 10am-4pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-4464126; hawaiianimalrescue.org YO-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Free. 3pm. Lahaina
WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)
Special Guest DJ LaRage 9pm; no cover
TUE - Toxic w/ DJ TRVR, 10pm; no cover WED - DJ J-Zen, 10pm; no cover
Salsa Night 9pm; no cover
Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900
CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL
Sunrize Saturdaze with DJ Decka 10pm; no cover
DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover
Emily Joyce 7-9:30pm; no cover
Johnny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover
DJ LX, NLE Dollz & Krazy Cray, 10pm; no cover
Irie Love, Josh Tatofi & Maoli 10pm; $10-$15
MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; no cover
MON - Dave Carroll, 7pm / TUE - Jordan Cuddy, 7pm / WED - Justin Phillips, 7pm WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE Howard Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm / WED Evan Dove & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm ( no cover)
North Shore Industry Night 9:00pm; no cover
DJ Kamikaze & DJ Big Mike 10pm; $5-$10 cover
Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover
Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover
Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover
Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover
MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm
Rampage 10pm; no cover
Next Level Entertainment 9pm; no cover
Maui Blues & Co. 9:30pm; no cover
Gina Martinelli, 6pm
TUE - Pool League, 6pm WED - Jukebox Party, 8pm
Quiz Night 7pm; no cover
Dance Party 9pm; no cover
Jordan 6pm; no cover
Soul Kitchen Trio 6:30-9pm; no cover
The House Shakers 6:30-9pm; no cover
Salsa Saturday w/ Dr. Nat 6:30-10:30pm; no cover
Avi & Indio 6:30-9pm; no cover
MON - Far West / TUE - Thunder & Lightnin / WED - Tom Conway (6:30-9pm)
Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover
Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover
Pa’amana 9pm-close; no cover
Karaoke 8pm-close; no cover
MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pmclose / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm; no cover
MON - Ryan Robinson 10pm / TUE - Big John 10pm / WED - I Pod, 10pm
Evan Shulman 6pm-9pm; no cover
Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com
SUNDAY, JUNE 16 FATHER’S DAY POLO INVITATIONAL - Bring dad to the action packed Annual Father’s Day George Manoa Polo Invitational. Watch horsemen maneuver their mounts as hooves race to win the match. Manduke Baldwin Arena, (Haleakala Hwy, Makawao); 808-264-5124; mauipoloclub.com HULA SHOW - Free. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com FATHER’S DAY GARDEN PARTY - Roselani Place invites friends, family and the community to an afternoon celebrating dads. Games, live Hawaiian harp and acoustic music and a tasty grilled menu make this summer garden party the perfect luncheon to catch up and celebrate with dad. Reservations required by June 12. $10. 2:30-6pm. Roselani Place, (88 S. Papa Ave., Kahului); 808-871-7720; roselaniplace.com SPCA SPAY NEUTER CLINIC FOR CATS - Help stop pet overpopulation by spay/neutering your cat. SPCA is hosting “pay what you can” clinics to assist the community in fixing our feline friends. Call for location. 808-280-0738; SPCAMaui.org; email@example.com BIG BROTHERS BIG SISTERS OF MAUI CLOTHING DRIVE - Clothing Drive happens on the third weekend every month near the automotive center at Wal-Mart. 10am-2pm. Walmart, (101 Pakaula St., Kahului) FAMILY MAGIC - All-ages comedy and magic with Lauro Castillio. Free. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com YO-YO DEMONSTRATION - Maui Toy Works presents a Yo-Yo and skill toys workshop and demonstration. Free. 4pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; lahainacannerymall.com
LINE DANCING MAUI PANIOLO POSSE Free. 4:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com
sonally guided group tour. 7:30-11:30am. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ma’alaea Ocean Store, (300 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-249-8811 ext. 1.; pacificwhalestore.org
MONDAY, JUNE 17
‘UKULELE LESSONS - Learn some strumming techniques and impress your friends. Free. 5:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com
HOALOAH’AINA VOLUNTEER ON VACATION PROGRAM - Pacific Whale Foundation offers a free program, Volunteering on Vacation that gives visitors an opportunity to maintain a new South Maui ocean-side trail, pick up litter and remove invasive species. Free. 7:30-9:30am. 808-2498811; pacificwhale.org WHALE WATCHING - The Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary will provide a whale watching info booth at the Aquarium Harbor Plaza throughout whale season. 9am-1pm Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7000; Hawaiihumpbackwhale.noaa.gov HULA PERFORMANCE - Original hip-ster stylie performance. Free. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com
TUESDAY, JUNE 18 LEARN ABOUT UH MAUI COLLEGE DEGREE PROGRAMS - Want to learn more about your educational potential? Swing by and talk with staff members about degrees offered through their distance learning program. Presentation and Q&A are free. 5:30-7:30pm. Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; librarieshawaii.org AN EVENING OF SLACK KEY WITH JEFF PETERSON - Recognized as one of Hawaii’s most versatile musicians, Jeff Peterson is at the heart of the Hawaiian music scene today. Enjoy an evening of his slack key music in celebration of the Summer Reading Program. All ages. Free. 6:307:30pm. Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; Librarieshawaii.org ULTIMATE WHALEWATCH - Learn firsthand what it is like to be a whale researcher on a per-
MAUI WEIGHT LOSS ALLIANCE - Join Whole Foods for a very special class and meet Jerome, Nutritarian Extraordinaire! Jerome can help you revitalize health & wellness and take back your life. Free. 6pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 19 WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring a performance in the lower courtyard and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. Free. 6:30-8pm. The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com
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ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199
JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787
Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover
Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover
Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover
WED - Karaoke Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover
MON- Open Mic WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover
Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699
KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711
Kawika’s Krew 7pm; no cover
KAHANA GRILL 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover
Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover
Maui Blues & Co. or Jarod 7pm; no cover
MON - Red Fish / TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm
Willie K. 9-11pm; $5
1810 8-10pm; no cover
Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm
MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (both sets no cover)
Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover
Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover
Pau Hana Jazz 3:30-6:30pm; no cover
4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Ste. 301, Kahana - 669-4000
1810 6:30-8:30; no cover
KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555
LAHAINA SPORTS BAR
MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover WED - NOA ZEB, 10:30pm; no cover
843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655
L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888
Free Karaoke 2pm-2am; no cover
LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR
TUE - Free Karaoke, 2pm-2am; no cover
Maui Blues Co. 7:30-10pm; no cover
810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629
TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm; no cover
888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288
LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808
MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Emily Joyce 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988. COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter D 7:3010pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908. DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm; Wed, Michael & Greig 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sun, Dani Barerra 3-5pm; Mon, Kealii Lum 3-5pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900. FIVE PALMS LAHAINA - Daily, Live Entertainment Nightly 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937. FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Fri, The House Shakers 6:30-9pm; Tue, Far West Rock Trio 6:30-9pm; Tue, Scott Baird and Nara Boone of Crazy Fingers 6:30-9pm; Wed, Soul Kitchen Trio 6:30-9pm; Sat, Salsa Saturdays w/ Dr. Nat: Latin/ Salsa 6:30-10:30pm; Sun, Avi & Indio 6:30-9pm; Tue, Thunder and Lightnin’ 6:30-9pm; Wed, Tom Conway 6:30-9pm; Thu, Soul Kitchen Trio 6:309pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425. HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400. HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon Parillo
MON-TUE - Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles, all 7pm; no cover
Les Potts & the Wave Warriors & The Throwdows. a10pm; $5
Far West Rock Trio 6-9pm; no cover
MON - SIN w/ DJ M, 8pm / TUE - Trivia Night, 8pm / WED - Karaoke w/ Dave, 10pm
Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover
Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover
Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover
Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover
MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)
Murrary Thorne 7-9pm; $65 / Trish da Dish Pub Quiz, 9pm12am
Live Music 6:30-8:30pm; no cover
Soul Kitchen Trio 6:30-8:30pm; no cover
The Celtic Tigers 6:30-8:30pm; no covr
MON - The Makai Jazz Group, 6:30pm / TUE - Brenton Keith’s Bag O’ Tricks 7-9pm/ WED - Willie K., 7pm; $65
& Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Albert Kaina 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy.); 808-667-6636. JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Fri, Lydia and Nino 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Mondokane 6:308:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lumho 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Josh Sumbicay 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Mondokane 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234. JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai); 808-667-0787. KAHANA GRILL - Fri, Jazz Maui Featuring Ellen Bellerose and Shiro Mori 3:30-6:30pm. (4405 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Kahana); 808-669-4000. KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811. LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700. LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655.
LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495. LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200. LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Fri, Les Potts and the Wave Warriors & The Throwdowns 6-10pm; Fri, Justin Phillips 6:30-9:30pm; Sat, Ben DeLeon 6:30-9:30pm; Thu, Far West Rock Trio 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808. MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400. OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala D., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200. PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 8088-667-3200. PARADISE GRILL - Wed, Gretchen 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 6-9pm; Fri, Gretchen 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson (Hawaiian Music) 6-9pm; Mon, Marvin Taraga 6-9pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 6-9pm. (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-6623700. PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Brother Damien’s Ocean Beach Party 7:30-10pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Wed, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600. PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm; Fri, Kalani 6-9pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.
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PARADISE GRILL (MELLOS) Mellos Bar, 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Lahaina - 662-3700
PARADISE GRILL 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Lahaina - 662-3700
70s, 80s 10pm-1am; no cover
Club Night w/ DJ Ron 10pm-1:30am
Club Night w/ DJ Ron 10pm-1:30am
Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
MON - Big John / TUE - Industry Night / WED - Paradise w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm; no cover
Harry Troupe 6-9pm; no cover
Salsa Dance Party w/ Rafael, 10pm, $5 cover
Justin 6-9pm; no cover
Hawaiian Music w/ Deeson, 6-9pm; no cover
MON - Marvin Taraga, 6-9pm / TUE - Johnny Ringo, 6-9pm / WED - Gretchen, 6-9pm
WED - Open Mic Night, 9:30pm; no cover
4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina - 669-8889
SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286
SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116, Kihei - 879-0004
SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Live Music 10pm; no cover
Island Thursday w/ DJ Blast, 10pm; no cover
DJ Gemini & DJ Ynot 10pm; no cover
DJ Salvo 10pm-close; no cover
Rob+Ron=R2 9pm-midnight; no cover
Natalie 9pm-midnight; no cover
Gina Martinelli Band 7pm; no cover
Andy Kaina & the Kaina Kountry Band 8:30pm; no cover
Kekona Ohana 8:30pm; no cover
Ah-Tim 4pm; no cover
Supreme Beings & DJ Dabo 10pm; $5 cover
Paula Fuga w/ Kali 6pm; $30 cover 10pm; $10 cover
Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover
Huelo Hillbillies 9pm-1am; $4 cover
Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover
Salsa Night w/ Ernesto and Barbara, 7:30pm
Live music 6:30pm; no cover
Live music 6:30pm; no cover
Louise Lambert 6:30pm; no cover
WED - Blues with The House Shakers, 8:30pm; no cover
MON through WED- Karaoke
Party Rock Krew 10pm; no cover
Party Rock Krew 10pm; no cover
Free Karaoke 9pm; no cover
Free Karaoke 9pm; no cover
MON-TUE - Free Karaoke, 9pm / WED - Singles Night, 10pm (All sets no cover)
SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd. #B4 - 879-0602
STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206
STELLA BLUES CAFE 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380
THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133
TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052
WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351
RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-8889. RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815. SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Every Sun & Sat, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm. (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Napili); 808-669-1500. SHERATON MAUI RESORT AND SPA - Daily, Live Dinner Music at The Cliff Dive Bar 6:308:30pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031. UMALU - Fri, Craig Soderberg 6-8pm; Sat, Kawika LumHo 6-8pm; Thu, Josh Sumibcay 6-8pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.
SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm; Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night: “High Fidelity” 7:30pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011. BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm. (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286. CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone with Marcus Johnson 7-10pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm. (555 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-879-2224. DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sat, Annie and the Orfinz 6pm;Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299. DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sat, Jordan T. 6pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669. HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E); 808-891-8010. JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Pi‘ikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464. KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Wed, Steve
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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) It may seem like your mouth is zippered shut and padlocked, and your writing hand be-mittened, at least when it comes to communicating anything emotional or sensitive. Even if you desperately want to express some deep, important conviction, you may find yourself so hopelessly encumbered and restricted that it will come out clumsily, if at all. Don’t struggle trying to convey your finer impulses this week. Be as crude and goofy as the situation seems to demand, and wait until next week, when your most complicated inner process will emerge melodiously from you, like poetry.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Giving birth to new ideas can be as uncomfortable, inconvenient, and downright excruciating as pushing a baby into this world. Painful tearing at the edges of your consciousness is likely, and it might be some years before the bloody, screaming mess that first appears develops into anything resembling the notion you had when it was still unborn. Despite that, I urge you to heed the psychological imperative that drives you to help invent these new possibilities. Aborting them now would be the kind of disaster that has you asking—every day, for the rest of your life—what might have been.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) When it comes to anything but love, you’re the world’s expert at getting what you want. In the romantic department, however, your manipulative skills and driven ambition more often work against you than for you. So you resort to charming but slightly ridiculous tactics, like wielding mistletoe in June just to get a kiss. My advice to you clueless Goats: Be transparent. False confidence doesn’t stretch too far in the romantic realm; it’s too easily exposed. Don’t pretend prowess where you have none. Just be real—that in itself is way more charming than you think.
LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Leos share a sense of fraternity unequaled by other signs. Sure, Cancers understand each other, and Virgos delight in their mutual fastidiousness. But they don’t quite get what’s it like to be part of the Leo pride. There’s a myth that Leos prefer to maintain a certain distance from other Lions, to avoid sharing the spotlight, but smart ones, like you, know that an assembly of Leos synergistically shines much more brightly than any one alone can do. This week, enjoy the company of your fellow Sun-ruled superstars. More than just moth-like hangers-on will be attracted to that collective glow—at least one phoenix is likely to immolate herself in that Leonine blaze, and she’ll gladly give you a lift on her way back up from the ashes.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) You can’t win every battle. Sometimes, strategic losing can win the war. Controlling when and where you give ground is essential when the odds are against you. This doesn’t solely apply to actual military action. Any conflict can be manipulated in this way. If you were producing an edgy television show for conservative producers, you might include a whole bunch of extraneous controversy, so the pieces you actually care about might make the final cut. Since your adversaries need the illusion that they have some power over you, start (and throw) a few fights you don’t mind losing, to up your chances of winning the ones you actually give a shit about.
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Although you might be tempted to simply crunch through the hard candy shell of your current love interest, don’t. All those sharp, sugary shards would end up mixing with the gooey center. Although your impatience demands otherwise, take your time. There’s no need to be horribly bored, however; although this kind of delicate task isn’t usually your style, sweetly licking your way in could be deliciously entertaining for both of you, and by the time you get to it, the soft squishy succulence that lies beyond will be primed and ready for your mutual enjoyment. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Recently you were like a planet at the edge of a solar system, orbiting around a sun so distant that its warmth and brightness could never quite reach you. Finally, that little star went supernova, washing you in a hint of what might have been, but also casting you loose. Now you’re a roving asteroid, sailing through the cosmos in some ways more free than you’ve ever been. Don’t be too quick to saddle yourself to another unrewarding trajectory rife with unrequited desire around an ungiving sun. Of course, an orbit that’s too close would leave you scorched and uninhabitable. Take your time choosing your new home, at a livable distance—not too close or too far—where you may enjoy the glow, but have a life of your own, too. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Your flavor is so intense, robust, and rich that some people simply can’t handle it. It’s like fudge-covered, caramel-swirled, pecan-encrusted, 89% cocoa bittersweet triple chocolate ice cream. Others may experience concentrated cravings for exactly that much caloric gorgeousness, but are afraid that if they indulge in something so good, they’ll never again be able to settle for the plain old vanilla crap that’s more readily available. Your goal is to learn to accurately tell the difference between the lameasses you’re too much for, and the slightly fearful adventurers, and give the latter the only thing they need to conquer their hesitation: assurances that they can have their fill of you, and then some.
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Hey, angel. Your halo is looking tarnished, and your molting wings are so bedraggled that you doubt you could fly your soiled robes to the Ethereal Laundromat. That’s okay, we’re tired of the tedious harp-accompanied hymns and pedestrian miracles you’ve been responsible for recently. What happened to the glorious days when you rode in on terrific fiery waves of glory, blasting trumpets, pulling off stunningly dramatic feats, like saving the exiled Hagar from the wilderness? Honestly, if you can only be a little good, we’d rather you didn’t bother this week—be a little bad instead; it’s much more fun.
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Coordinating M.D. Services for the Medical use of Marijuana QUALIFYING MEDICAL CONDITIONS INCLUDE: (but are not limited to)
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New and Renewals $100
MEDICAL MARIJUANA INITIAL CERTIFICATION $200 RENEWALS $150 • ALL FEES INCLUDED
Plus the $25 money order for the State fee Patients with no insurance, KAISER, HMA, HMAA, mainland insurance or VA pay $25 more.
Please call Matthew at our Main Ofﬁce in Hilo at
(808)934-7566 We are not a dispensary. Offering monthly clinics on Maui. We are not State of Hawaii employees or contractors.
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Published on Jun 13, 2013
Published on Jun 13, 2013
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