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CRAZY WEEK That was some fun we had last week. First the Boston Marathon got bombed, which killed three and wounded more than a hundred. Then a fertilizer plant exploded in the tiny town of West, Texas, killing dozens and wounding hundreds more.

Then a massive manhunt in Boston for the suspected bombers ended Grand Theft Auto-style, resulting in more death and destruction but finally ending that city’s terror.

These are awful, horrific stories, regardless of whether you live in West or Boston. In fact, online video streaming and social media can make the stories appear a lot closer and more vivid than they appear. Online, I was able to watch minutes-old video footage of the explosions, listen to live police scanner transmissions and watch–in real time– a mix of journalists, scared citizens, yahoos and outright racists tweeting their comments on all of the above.

Look, I don’t know if “crowdsleuthing”–the attempt by online sites like Reddit to post all sorts of security camera footage online and let people at home sift through it, looking for clues–will play an active, vital role in solving crimes in the near future. I do know that, in the case of the Boston terrorist acts, it led to the names and faces of innocent people thrown about cyberspace furiously (mainstream media sources like the New York Post , CNN and the Associated Press also made major errors), in a terrifying example of what a frightened mob can do at the speed of light (on April 22, Reddit posted a public apology for its actions).

Oh, and those who think the vastness of the Pacific Ocean protects serene

Maui from such insanity are kidding themselves. Ask those who wanted a few relaxing (or exasperating) rounds of golf at the Maui Country Club in Spreckelsville on Sunday. There, according to a dramatic, frontpage, April 22 Maui News story, angry golfers confronted some guy with a pellet gun who was allegedly shooting at them near the 8th hole. “[T]hey didn’t seek cover in a sand trap,” Maui News reporters Brian Perry and Chris Sugidono wrote in the story. “Infuriated and armed with golf clubs, they charged their assailant instead.”

As of press time, the pellet gun guy–who wounded one of the golfers–hasn’t been identified, though Maui Police tased and arrested him. What’s more, the cops didn’t shoot pellet gun man multiple times with real bullets, even though the paper reported that the guy allegedly fired his pellet gun at one of the officers.

Now that is totally crazy.

REMEMBRANCE And now I’d like to indulge in a purely personal moment. This Saturday marks the fourth annual 4 the Luv of Arts benefit in Lahaina (see Picks, page 19, for more info).

As always, it’s held in honor of Gianna Mitchell, an artist, surfer and writer who died in a single-car crash in Makawao on Nov. 1, 2009.

Gianna was a friend of mine. I met her in 2003, not long after I started working as MauiTime editor. Back then, the paper’s office was located at 505 Front Street, in Lahaina. One day, Gianna walked in and asked if she could write for us. I was still very new, and very green, but I needed writers and gave her a shot. She ended up writing

an arts & entertainment piece on the Rebirth Brass Band, which was then doing shows around the island. Her story ran in our Oct. 23, 2003 issue.

According to our online archives and my memory, that was her only story for us. But we kept in touch, mostly to talk about her painting. Like most transplants to Maui (Gianna was born in Tallahassee, Florida in 1978), she was working service industry jobs when I met her. But art was always very important to her, and she began finding ways to make money painting the waves and seascapes that she loved so much.

In 2007, when she took over the Breakwall Cafe in the 505 Front Street complex, converting it into a combination painting studio and cafe, I wrote a story about her which ran in our Feb. 22, 2007 issue. In that story, I asked her about encounters she had with strangers when painting: “That’s what I like about painting,” she told me.

“Someone will see a painting and talk to you, say something they’d never say to you otherwise. It’s a very cool way to make a connection. I don’t know what it is that gets them to tell me what’s on their mind, but I like it. I get that a lot with the surfers. I painted under the Banyan Tree one time. Even though I was listening to music and had

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headphones on, people were not shy about coming up and talking to me.”

Gianna ended up not owning the cafe very long, but she stuck with painting, eventually securing wall space on at least a couple Front Street galleries. In fact, I even contemplated purchasing one of her surf images when I was preparing to move

Mitchell in 2007

to Northern California in the spring of 2009, but moving expenses ultimately kept me from buying anything.

And that was the last time I had any contact with Gianna, until the fall I guess, when I was hanging out at a friend’s house in Roseville when I randomly decided to check The Maui News webpage to see what was new. That brought me to a story on how Gianna had died shortly after a Halloween night car crash.

I say all this not because I’m trying to get people to attend the Lahaina arts benefit (though it would be nice) but to show that, for a brief moment, Gianna was able to make at least part of her living doing something she loved– something creative that brought enjoyment to those around her. There aren’t many who can make the same claim. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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his Saturday marked a sad 4/20 for tokers and hemp fans across Hawaii.

Well, sad probably isn’t the word (tears won’t be the reason eyes are red), but the recent failure of our state Legislature to pass meaningful cannabis law reform should be enough to dampen anyone’s vibe. Even in the wake of Colorado and Washington’s Nov. 6, 2012 legalization of recreational marijuana and despite widespread public support for the age old plant, the Hawaii Legislature has played it safe this session, passing on numerous rational bills that took shots at the failed, trillion dollar, decades-old federal “War on Drugs.”

The first of the cannabis-related bills to meet its demise swung the widest.

HB699, introduced by House Speaker and Maui boy Joe Souki, D-Wailuku, followed Colorado and Washington’s example in aiming to authorize the use

and possession of recreation marijuana for persons 21 and over, regulating it in a manner similar to alcohol. The proposed bill also allowed for licensing of facilities, an excise tax and safety testing.

SB472 was similar to HB699. The bills fell short of calling for the full legalization of cannabis, but nonetheless would have decriminalized the possession of 20 grams or less of marijuana by an adult.

So, instead of going through the legal system song and dance only to get hit with a criminal charge that would damage chances at finding employment, earning student loans and grants and keeping your kids, the bill would have allowed your average gram-sack holder who got caught to simply pay a civil fine of $100.

Medicinal use of marijuana also made a push this session after 12 years of being in effect as a state program. HB667 hoped to draw from the experience of this program and make modifications that would “fulfill

its original intent by clarifying provisions and removing serious obstacles to patient access and physician participation.”

Specifically, that bill would have allowed for transfers of plants between patients and caregivers, increased the amount of mature plants a person could own, transferred the program from the Department of Public Safety to the Department of Health and allowed visiting patients from other states to participate in Hawaii’s medical marijuana program.

All the bills held early promise. HB699 elicited a widespread response from the public, with more than 500 pages of written testimony from lawyers, social service professionals, professors and reverends, among others. Support for the bill was overwhelming and came at the heels of a recent study showing that 57 percent of Hawaii residents favor legalized, taxed and regulated marijuana. The study also showed that 69 percent of residents thought jail time for marijuana offenses is inappropriate, and a review of the written testimonies (interesting reads, actually) show that less than 15 percent of individuals writing in opposed HB699.

SB472 and HB667 even made it out of their originating house. But the stories of how each of the three bills died are nearly identical.

First, the bill gained public support.

Then, police departments and district attorneys weighed in, vilifying marijuana, spitting arguments dating back to the 1920s while praising the status quo. Then the bill went to the respective judiciary committee, where it fizzled out, mysteriously and without reason.

For instance, try to decipher the final status update of SB472, the decriminalization bill. According to the Hawaii Legislature webpage, the bill was finally “Recommitted to JUD with none voting no and Representative(s) Ito excused.”

In other words, the bill is dead. Even worse, all the above bills died without getting a formal vote. Instead, unofficial caucuses showed that since the bills, legislators wouldn’t bother holding an official vote. Politically, it was much safer for them to do it that way.

“Would it be useful for voters to know whether their representative voted yes or no?” House Judiciary Committee Chairman Karl Rhoads, asked me rhetorically. “Yes. [But] It’s risky… nobody wants to lose.”

We attempted to contact each of Maui’s representatives at least three times via phone and email over the course of the last two months. The only legislator who responded to answer how he voted on the bills was Democratic Representative Angus McKelvey of District 10-West Maui, Ma’alaea and North Kihei-who supported all three measures. No one else responded.

The final distressing fact? Hawaii has no voter initiative process. Where Colorado and Washington found the power to work around the political game through putting the issue on voters’ ballots, we are stuck working with politicians too afraid to take a stand. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @axelbeers For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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Earth Day marks a special day to give back to our home planet, and this year even companies are getting into the spirit. This April, the Fairmont Kea Lani sponsored and participated in a community reef clean-up as well as donated $1,000 to the Coral Reef Alliance.

The community reef clean-up took place on April 7 through the efforts of more than 50 Maui residents and visitors, Trilogy Excursion crew volunteers, representatives from the Coral Reef Alliance and members of The Fairmont Kea Lani’s Green Team. The clean-up was part of Trilogy’s Blue’aina Program, which was launched in 2010 by company employees who decided to volunteer their time and catamarans to clean a different reef each month.

On April 7, the chosen area was the ocean floor off Wailea Point. The group retrieved rubbish and harmful marine debris by free diving and using SCUBA and snorkel gear.

“It’s incredible to see the positive impact on our ocean environment when like-minded organizations and businesses join forces with Maui’s community,” said Charles Head, General Manager of The Fairmont Kea Lani in a April 22 news release. “We’re proud to work alongside Trilogy Excursions and Coral Reef Alliance to clean one of the beautiful reefs that we’re lucky to have in the hotel’s ‘backyard.’”

On the excursion, the Fairmont Kea Lani’s Green Team presented a $1,000 donation to the Coral Reef Alliance in support of the group’s coral reef protection and visitor education efforts.

Hawaii Field Manager for Coral Reef Alliance, Liz Foote, said in the statement, “Both Fairmont Hawaii Resorts have been strong advocates for responsible tourism

DERRICK KAHALA WATSON FINALLY CONFIRMED After five months of being stuck in nomination filibuster limbo, Derrick Kahala Watson is finally going to be a judge in the District Court for the District of Hawaii. On April 18, the U.S. Senate finally confirmed him, 94 to zero. President Barack Obama first nominated Watson for the seat on Nov. 13, 2012. When nothing happened before the end of the congressional session, Obama renominated him on Jan. 3. Watson fills the seat of now-retired David Ezra and will be the only person of Hawaiian ancestry on the bench.

While a failure to receive confirmation votes would seem to be a poor reflection of Watson, in fact the Harvard graduate’s nomination delay was more symptomatic of an obstructionist right-wing in the U.S. Senate.

“This is a problem that needs to be resolved for the sake of our judicial system, for the sake of the carrying out of justice in our country in an expedited and deliberate manner,” White House Press Secretary Jay Carney said in a March 5 Politico story.

That report also highlighted Carney’s figures, in which he claimed “42 percent

of Obama’s District Court nominees have waited longer than 100 days for a floor vote, compared to only 8 percent of former President George Bush’s nominees… 78 percent of Obama’s Circuit Court nominees waited longer than 100 days, compared to 15 percent of President Bush’s.”

In any case, Watson received overwhelming bipartisan support. What’s more, the Senate Judiciary Committee unanimously approved him for the judgeship two months ago.

“Like almost all of the other nominees pending on the Executive Calendar, these are the kind of mainstream and consensus nominees who should be confirmed quickly,” Vermont Democratic Senator and Senate President Pro Tem Patrick Leahy

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and coral reef protection and we’re thrilled to continue our partnership.”

“Through this unity, we clean reefs and beaches, conduct citizen science, and support Maui’s non-profit organizations,” Cynthia Matzke, Director of Blue’aina Operations, added.

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wrote in an April 18 statement posted on his senate website. “For nearly four years vacancies have been at or above 80, putting an unnecessary strain on our Federal courts. Sequestration cuts have added to the pressure on our justice system.”

Obama, in renewing the nominations, also commented on judicial appointment stalling. “I am re-nominating thirty-three highly qualified candidates for the federal bench, including many who could have and should have been confirmed before the Senate adjourned,” he said. “I urge the Senate to consider and confirm these nominees without delay, so all Americans can have equal and timely access to justice.”

Watson’s confirmation comes after sustained pressure by the Obama Administration and was welcomed by Hawaii’s representatives.

“Derrick Watson’s confirmation today recognizes his eminent qualifications to serve Hawaii and our nation from the federal bench,” US Senator Mazie Hirono, D-Hawaii, said in an April 18 Star-Advertiser story. “Beyond his legal acumen, he brings sorely needed diversity and cultural perspective to the federal bench as the sole Native Hawaiian currently serving.”

Watson is a Hawaii native and graduate of Kamehameha Schools.

Since 2007, he had worked as an assistant U.S. Attorney for the District of Hawaii. He will fill a vacancy almost a year old. As a Federal district court judge he will serve a lifetime appointment upon good behavior. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @axelbeers

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IRONY A Boston Herald reporter said in March that he had been kicked out of a State Ethics Commission training session (which might be reasonable, as the meeting was for Massachusetts House members only). But at least two people in attendance refused to give their real names to the reporter as they left. Rep. Tim Toomey insisted he was not a member (though he is) but was “just passing through,” and Commission chairman Charles Swartwood III (a former federal judge magistrate) refused to give his name at all, telling the reporter, “I’m not saying because that’s a private matter.”

OUR LITIGIOUS SOCIETY Aspiring rap music bigshot Bernard Bey, 32, filed a $200,000 lawsuit in February in New York City against his parents, alleging that they owe him because they have been unloving and “indifferent” to his homelessness and refuse even to take him back in to get a shower. Bey, who raps as “Brooklyn Streets,” said everything would be forgiven if they would just buy him two Domino’s Pizza franchises so that he could eventually earn enough to become “a force to be reckoned with in the hip-hop industry.” (His mother’s solution, as told to a New York Daily News reporter: “[G]o get a job. He’s never had job a day in his life.”)

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Earth Day may have passed, but Maui County Environmental Coordinator Rob Parsons is busier than ever.

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ust because Earth Day has passed, that doesn’t mean we can all go back to our fast food meals, sports utility vehicles and 15 gadget chargers. Sure, Maui seems more enlightened than many places on matters like protection for endangered species and clean energy, but on others we can use considerable improvement.

To get a read on the county’s environmental situation, I recently sat down with Maui County Environmental Coordinator (and former MauiTime columnist) Rob Parsons.

MAUITIME: So how is the County of

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Maui doing on environmental matters?

ROB PARSONS: First of all, I’d say we’re recognized in the rest of the state as being a leader in environmental efforts, conservation efforts and funding devoted to these efforts. We have five of the state’s 11 watershed partnerships. East Maui was the first–it’s 20 years old now.

We also have the only watershed restoration partnership. Art Medeiros founded that 10 years ago. If you look it up on Google Earth, the Auwahi Preserve is a green oasis in the otherwise desolate, dry side of the mountain.

And we’re celebrating the 10th year of having the environmental coordinator

position that Mayor Alan Arakawa established in 2003.

MT: How’s the job treating you?

PARSONS: In my estimation, it makes sense to grow it beyond just one appointed position. It’s not a new idea–it was something the mayor was concerned with a long time ago. But I think I’m bumping my head on the ceiling in terms of what one person can accomplish, even with one student intern. This is an area where I think we’re not up to speed with other counties.

MT: So what have you been working on recently?

PARSONS: I met with a guy from the University of Connecticut. They purchased a machine, made in Japan, that converts plastic into a usable fuel. I’ve heard of these things, but I never knew anyone who followed through and got one. Anyway, it’s about the third generation of this device, and the first in North America. It’s a small model, and he’s been to conferences talking about it. It’s an element to our whole recycling discussion.

MT: How so?

PARSONS: Well, there are things that will never make sense to recycle here.

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turning up in more and more places.

MT: Ok, let’s talk about something slightly less inflammatory–cane burning.

PARSONS: That continues to be at top or near the top in terms of the number of complaints I get, whether it’s open field burning, fugitive dust or emissions from the Pu‘unene mill.

It’s such a polarized debate that it’s left little room for reasonable debate on meaningful alternatives. It’s dealing with conflict on the playground-level. I think having a robust discussion, through a sustainable ag workshop or series of workshops, might begin to bridge the gap.

MT: Ok. How about marine issues?

Anything to report there?

PARSONS: It’s not so much the county’s kuleana–our jurisdiction stops

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Because recycling out here really means collecting them and shipping them out.

MT: Such as?

PARSONS: Glass, for one. Cost is too high. But metals pay off. Recycling electronics pay off, too. What we really need to sort it all out is a sustainability summit. I’ve heard that so many times from so many people. We’ve talked about eco-tourism, ag-tourism–I see that as a logical focus.

MT: Ok. What else is going on at the moment?

PARSONS: I also see that there are basic, moral collisions in dealing with things here. Particularly with invasive species.

MT: Which ones in particular?

PARSONS: Axis deer. We have brought in state money–$73,000, and we made up the shortfall of what we originally budgeted. There’s also been a Maui Axis Deer Working Group for two and a half years. We have a draft management plan, and we’re hiring a coordinator position. Eighteen have applied, and we interviewed the top six candidates. It’s up to RCUH (Research Corporation of the University of Hawaii) to do the hiring.

The Office of Economic Development also issued a grant for $37,500 to the Maui Axis Deer Working Group.

Ultimately, they’re looking to establish whether it’s viable to set up a venison industry–to control such numbers so they can get USDA certification. It costs to get USDA inspectors, both in the field and in the slaughterhouse.

We’d be taking an invasive species and turning it into an opportunity, a business opportunity, to address food here.

MT: Sounds controversial.

PARSONS: It is. But the Axis Deer Working Group had a helicopter pilot talk to us last fall. He said the number of goats on the backside, out by Kaupo, is in the neighborhood of 15,000–they’re just everywhere. From the helicopter, he said, they looked like fleas on a dog’s back. And that’s not even on our radar.

MT: How do we deal with those kinds of numbers?

PARSONS: Fencing is part of it, aerial hunting maybe. We definitely steered away from that in dealing with axis deer.

The harvesting co-op has taken down about 200 deer so far, and they report that every doe they’ve found is pregnant.

MT: Killing deer as part of environmental management...

PARSONS: I like what Teya Penniman of the Maui Invasive Species Committee said: “Nature out of place, out of balance.” We’re trying to restore balance.

MT: Where else are you trying to “restore balance?”

PARSONS: Feral cats. There are probably 300 feral cat colonies here.

Unless there’s a robust program to trap, spay and neuter, we’ll continue to see them grow and grow, at the expense of our bird population–our endangered bird population.

Even feral chickens are kind of out of control. Some people don’t want to see any of them killed. But chickens are

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at the shoreline–but that hasn’t stopped us from doing what’s important. We’re talking about things like aquarium fish collectors. We added oversight to our permitting and regulation process. For the first time, what you pay for a permit is commensurate with what it costs the county to issue licenses. It costs something like $650 if you want to be an aquarium fish collector. There might be some outlaws, but we’ve greatly discouraged that from happening.

MT: How about fishing in general?

PARSONS: About a year and a half ago, fishermen came to us talking about parrotfish. They said there were three fishing operations going out with scuba and spears, going after parrotfish. You can go into markets and

see coolers full of them. And they’re all head shots, shot at night.

They’re also delicious–it’s kind of a bummer in natural selection.

MT: They’re an endangered species.

What can be done?

PARSONS: There are restraints, but no one is checking. The state [Department of Land and Natural Resources] doesn’t have the staff to go to markets, check for size, licenses, etc. And once again, the cost of a license should be commensurate with the cost to the department to issue it. They could also say parrotfish are not for commercial sale.

Parrotfish are the cornerstone of the coral reef ecosystem. But many snorkelers are saying they don’t see them anymore.

MT: With the state DLNR overwhelmed, what can the county reasonably do about issues like that?

PARSONS: Some of our Palau exchange partners are coming to Maui in June. We went there in February of last year. The president of Palau is one of those coming. He’s a strong conservationist. The Nature Conservancy is doing amazing things on coral reef protection in Micronesia.

In Palau, they’ve managed to protect something like 50 percent of their ocean resources, as opposed to the two to three percent that are protected in the main Hawaiian waters.

MT: How were they able to accomplish that?

PARSONS: Palau is a sovereign nation of 21,000 people. They get 2,000 to 3,000 visitors a week, something like that. And they have a “green tax.” When you leave the country, you pay I think $35, which goes toward conservation efforts. In the past it’s been as high as $50.

Then there’s “Jellyfish Island.” For over 10,000 years, jellyfish there have evolved and lost their sting, since there are no natural predators. But if you want to go to the Rock Islands, then there’s a user fee. There are also caps on the number of people who get a permit in any protected reef.

Now we have things like that here–Molokini, for instance–but there are still something like 30 boats a day visiting there. It’s arguable that we’ve allowed too much already because there are so many stresses on our near-shore waters and coral reefs.

MT: What are your feelings concerning the future?

PARSONS: I’ve seen real successes with our environmental partners but I’m really concerned that the vast majority of those who live and visit here don’t realize how urgent this is. In 2007, David Suzuki spoke at the MACC. With the population increasing the way it is, he said, it’s like an experiment in a petri dish.

The population will continue to expand until it toxifies its environment.

I can look around and see a lot of successes. But the challenges are immense.

For those who say humans are the most highly evolved species on the planet, I say, where has that gotten us? ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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ur planet has a lot going down right now, but I’m sure she is taking heart in all the celebrations around the world going on right now in her honor. Here on Maui, the 16th annual Earth Day Festival takes place this Sunday, April 28 at the Keopuolani Park Amphitheater, located behind the Maui Nui Botanical Gardens. There will be dual stage action and live entertainment all day as well as community forums, healthy food vendors and all the environmental and social awareness you can get for just a $7 admission price (kids get in free).

The entertainment lineup includes Makana, Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo, the Haiku Hillbillys, Poni Brendan, the Goddess Nectar Musicians, Spirit Tribe, Sacred Earth Bellydance and many more. They'll perform from 10am through 6pm.

There will also be 21 food stands to satisfy your Earth Day hunger pangs. Look for Flatbread, Star Anise Indian Cuisine, Maui Coconut Kefir, Badua Creperie, Wow Wow Waffle and Aloha Bars Maui along with a fresh Farmers Market. Keiki get pony rides and friendly animals at the petting zoo along with favorites like Da Local Banana and other sweet frozen treats.

“The festival is held in gratitude for the beauty of our islands,” says event organizer Bruce Douglas. “It promotes a focused and informed ecological movement, to protect, sustain and nurture these precious ecosystems that our future depends on.”

Community forum panel discussions start at noon and should fuel lively discussions on island issues. The schedule starts with smart meters, then goes to cane burning, ag industry sustainability, genetically modified foods and then ends with chemtrails and geo-engineering. What’s more, a few dozen local organizations will offer info on plenty of earth and Maui ecological matters. Other vendors will have jewelry, tees, art, massage, yoga gear, garments and gifts for sale.

Douglas says the festival aims to bring the community closer with discussion on environmental issues that are important to Maui, but hopes the event proves to be a lot of fun for the whole family, too.

For more information on the event go to MauiEarthDay.org. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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THURSDAY, APRIL 25 HORIZONS ACADEMY FUNDRAISER – This Thursday, Ambrosia will partner with Horizons Academy for an evening benefiting their tuition assistance program. Horizons serves children K-12 with special needs. Enjoy cocktails, pupus, door prizes on the hour and Jamie Gallo’s acoustic session. Up for grabs are two round-trip tickets from go!

Airlines (10pm) and a live auction worth thousands of dollars (8:30pm.)

Fifteen percent of proceeds from the bar will be donated to Horizons Academy. DJ Kurt will continue the party into the night. 7pm-12. Ambrosia (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011, Ambrosiamaui.com, Horizonsacademy.org. Photo courtesy Horizons Academy

JOSHUA NELSON & THE KOSHER GOSPEL SINGERS – Joshua Nelson disment and thus begin a covered Mahalia Jackson’s album in his grandparents basement love affair with her music. Years later on a college trip to Israel, Nelson (who is Jewish) ces into the cultural observed how Jews often integrated their principles and practices gy to music, he contexts in which they lived. After applying the same methodology writer would gave birth to kosher-gospel. The African American singer-songwriter n Oprah go on to wow audiences with his powerful vocal abilities. Even m. Maui Winfrey, who calls him “The Next Best Thing.” $12-$17. 7:30pm.

Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo: MACC

FRIDAY, APRIL 26 STORM SURFERS 3D – Have you ever wanted to storm m surf? Well, here’s an opportunity to do so from the comfort off a movie theater seat. XLRATOR Media is presenting Storm Surfers 3D. Follow Australian surf legends Tom Carroll and Ross Clarke-Jones in their quest to surf the biggest wave.

Taking GoPro to another level, watch as these wave hungry veterans challenge nature during it’s most turbulent times.

Consolidated Theater, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center (275 W. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Stormsurfers. com.au. Photo courtesy XLRATOR Media.

‘HOLLYWOOD ARMS’ – Making it’s Hawaii debut, Maui OnStage is bringing you Carrie Hamilton and Carol Burnett’s Hollywood Arms. Originally written by Hamilton, the project was completed by her mother (Burnett) after Hamilton’s passing.

Now Michael Pulliam, who also moonlights as a Maui News drama columnist, is directing the Maui production. Follow Nanny, Louise and Helen as they battle personal struggle while living on welfare in a one-bedroom apartment. Nanny’s no-nonsense mentality, Louise’s battle with alcoholism and Helen’s dreams of escaping poverty makes for a dramatic yet humorous take on what once was Burnett’s reality. $17$28. 7:30pm Fridays and Saturdays/ 3pm Sundays. Iao Theater (68 North Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969, Mauionstage.com. Photo: Jack Grace

FRIDAY, APRIL 26 27 SATURDAY, APRIL ART CLOSING PARTY – All good things must come to an end, but photographer Sean M. Hower is wrapping up his photo exhibit at Wailuku Coffee Company this Friday with a bang. DJ Boomshot will be on hand to deliver the beats. Remember: this is your chance to view Hower’s best images, which span his personal travel as well as love for sports and music (all proceeds from the sale of Mick Fleetwood-related images benefit the Maui United Way).

There are few things better than good company, great beverages, pupus, music and art. Fly by for pau hana on your way to Kihei Fourth Friday. Free.

3pm-6pm. Wailuku Coffee Company (26 N. Market St., Wailuku); 877-572-1347, howerphotos.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

OCEAN VODKA GRAND OPENING – Ocean Vodka is inviting you to the grand opening of their new 80-acre farm and distillery. The only one of its kind on the island, the family-run company produces, farms, distills and markets its vodka out of the newly expanded property. Kahu Laki Ka‘ahumanu will begin with a blessing followed by live musical guests Slack Key Master Kevin Brown, Zenshin Taiko Drummers and more. Boasting an organic and environmentally friendly process, Ocean Vodka tours will start at 11am and run until 3:30pm. Enjoy a free BBQ lunch under the sun to the tunes of Maui’s local talent. (Sorry, no samples.)

Free. 10am-4pm. Ocean Vodka Farm and Distillery (4051 Omaopio Rd., Kula); 808-877-0009, Oceanvodka.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

SATURDAY, APRIL 27 THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT – The Butterfly Effect is a downwinder women’s water sport event. Starting from Baldwin Beach, competitors will stand-up paddle, kayak or canoe to Kanaha Beach. Participants must have previous downwinder paddle/sail experience of one mile and register online to participate. Lululemon Athletica will kick off the non-competitive route with a yoga warm-up. The public is also invited to take part in the community beach cleanup (9am), enjoy music, guest speakers and a beach party celebrating the finish line (noon). The Butterfly Effect began on Maui seven years ago through efforts from professional windsurfer Tatiana Howard. $40 registration. 8:45am. Baldwin Beach (Alawai el Shimi Road, Paia), Betheeffect.com. Photo: Batel

4 THE LUV OF ARTS & MUSIC – Here’s a chance to dedicate an evening to the arts. It’s the 4th annual 4 the Luv of Arts, which honors the late surfer and artist Gianna Mitchell. The entertainment lineup includes music by Marty Dread and Sounds of Addiction. A silent auction will include some of Mitchell’s work along with that of other local artists. This year proceeds will benefit Lahaina Arts Association’s Scholarship Awards for students pursuing higher education. The event has raised thousands of dollars in the past, so be sure to join Gianna’s friends for an evening dedicated to the future of art on Maui. $10 adults/ $5 youth/10yrs and under Free. 6pm-1am (21+ after 10pm) Longhi’s (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111, Facebook.com/Giannam.Mitchellmemorial. Photo: Lahaina Arts Association

SATURDAY, APRIL 27 ELECTROPICAL – Beats Bazaar is bringing inging you Electropiunk, global bass and cal, an evening of electro-swing, future funk, e to the Afro-house more. Funk out to DJ Boomshot, groove beats of DJ Boogiemeister and then D/VJ extraordinaire DJ Deviant brings his Westside flare! You can also enjoy live painting and percussion. $10. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.), bioniclove@gmail.com. Photo: MauiTime

BROTHERS CAZIMERO – The Brothers Cazimero have been recording for more than three decades. The duo–Robert Cazimero on bass and Roland Cazimero on 12-string guitar–has won 25 Na Hoku Hanohano awards. They’ve also been Lei Day staples at the MACC year after year. In 2006, the Grammy nominees were inducted into the Hawaiian Music Hall of Fame. With hits like “My Sweet Pikake Lei” and “Home in the Islands,” the duo will continue hold a place in Hawaiian music for many decades to come. $12-$37. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo: MACC

SUNDAY, APRIL 28 SPRING CRAFT FAIR – Spring means it’s time to get crafty. Ben Franklin Crafts is putting on the Spring Craft Fair to help you find your mother something special for Mother’s Day or pick up a personalized gift for a loved one. Maybe you’ll see your next great project or simply learn cool new ideas from more than 100 vendors. There will also be food booths and free make-it, take-it projects. Free. Maui War Memorial Gym (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku); 808-877-3337, Bfcraftclub.com. Photo: John Cummings/ Wikimedia Commons

SUNDAY, APRIL 28 ULTRAVIOLETS – The Ultraviolets are holding a Black Light Special. As a benefit for their West Coast tour, the Ultraviolets will take over Ambrosia.

After transforming it into a black light wonderland, Next Level Theater Productions will paint guests for a donation. Take advantage of the Happy Hour specials all night and pose for photos by Zen Panda. At 11pm, the Ultraviolet troupe will take the stage for a sneak peek at their tour ensemble.

DJ PlaywFire Ono will take the stage at 10pm providing beats through the night. 6pm doors open/ 10pm music open. $5. Ambrosia (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); Ambrosiamaui.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

WOMEN HELPING WOMEN FUNDRAISER – Women Helping Women invites all to Emerald City for the nonprofit’s 16th annual fundraiser. Make your way through Glinda’s silent auction, nibble on cuisine crafted by Chef Bev Gannon and refuel for the live auction. Proceeds will help WHW assist women and children affected by domestic violence through education, prevention and advocacy. $120/Poppy Field, $150/Emerald City (and $90 for standing room).

5:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Pavilion/Courtyard (One Cameron Center, Kahului); 808-242-6600, Whwmaui.net. Photo: WHW website

WEDNESDAY, MAY 1 LEI DAY – In Hawaii, May Day is Lei Day. To celebrate, the Fairmont Kea Lani will host lei making lessons (1:30pm) and hula classes (3pm). Following both workshops, Hui Lanakila will put on a hula performance for everyone to enjoy. Enjoy Auana (contemporary hula), Kahiko (ancient hula), Tahitian and Maori dances. Or you can stroll the hotel lobby and peruse their many displays of various floral leis. As a part of the Hawaiian Cultural Program, the resort invites all to enjoy hula commemorating Hawaii’s heritage. Free.

4:30pm. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Palm Court ( 4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.), Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui. Photo: Janine/Wikimedia Commons

APRIL 25, 2013 19

Film

‘Pain & Gain’ Michael Bay turns real crime story into mediocre action comedy

BY BARRY WURST II

Crime does pay

‘Pain & Gain’ ★★★★★ Rated R / 130 Min.

M

ichael Bay’s first movie, Bad Boys, opened worldwide in 1995, introducing audiences to his style of flashily frenetic editing and deafening explosions, matched with awesomely moronic storytelling and dialogue. His brand of making louder, thrilling and infinitely stupid action movies was marked from the beginning.

Meanwhile, at around the same time, a horrific crime was unfolding in Miami (the eventual setting of Bay’s Bad Boys II): three bodybuilders kidnapped and tortured a client from their gym, taking over his estate and bank account, and bullying their victim from turning them in. The efforts of a private investigator and the excessive, self-destructive actions of the “Sun Gym Gang,” who left a trail of bodies behind them, lead to their capture.

Now, Bay is returning to the 90s with Pain & Gain, a black comedy depicting the crimes with, if we’re to believe the movie, a great deal of accuracy (based, apparently, on a three-part series that ran in Miami New Times in 1999). This true life story becomes so grotesque at times that, at one point, a subtitle admirably flashes across the screen that reads “THIS IS STILL A TRUE STORY.” Mark Wahlberg stars as Daniel Lugo, an under-talented but ultra-buff gym rat whose love for crime movies and desire to get ahead lead him to plan the abduction of one of his wealthiest clients. He turns to an imposing but emotional, vulnerable ex-con (Dwayne Johnson, never better) and a gym colleague (Anthony Mackie, reliably great) to assist him. The three have muscular super strength but little intelligence, as their plan goes south in wild and wildly disgusting ways.

Bay does away with the strobe-like

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editing for the most part and, for the first time since The Island (his best movie), lets the story and characters draw you in long before the carnage takes over. The early scenes and the initial attempts at the heist are so engaging, I thought Bay had pulled it off. Unfortunately, like most of his films, it’s overlong and stuffed with scenes so cartoonish and dumb in offensive, cringe-inducing ways, he pummels a morbidly fascinating crime story.

The first sign the film is heading in a bad direction is a seminar that Luco attends, held by a sleazy, implausible self-help guru, played overboard by Ken Jeong; for a movie that insists what you’re seeing actually happened, it plays as falsely and over the top as any scene from Transformers.

As a depiction of an especially horrific crime, Bay shows zero sensitivity or restraint, though, come to think of it, those are two words I have NEVER associated with Michael Bay. Littering his macho male fantasy movies with corpses is one thing but here, he turns a shocking caper with real victims into a crass music video that doesn’t know how or when to end.

Bay also shows more contempt for overweight people than the characters ever do.

In the film’s defense, it’s mostly entertaining, until the second hour, when I felt like Bay was trying to bludgeon me. Wahlberg and Johnson are excellent, giving even their most absurd scenes a conviction that is layered and even touching. Yet, as their plans unravel and their actions become truly monstrous, I grew tired of watching them, let alone root for them as “anti-heroes.”

Some will view this as a comeback for Bay and they should. After three gigantic, idiotically offensive (but ludicrously popular) Transformers movies, even a mediocre movie would be a giant step up for him.

Pain & Gain is better than that and I was impressed by Wahlberg and especially Johnson’s ability with pitch-black comedy.

Unfortunately, the movie painfully pulls a muscle, even as its stars never do. ■

Film

Showtimes

WHERE AND WHEN TO WATCH WHAT

BY JENNA SCHAMBER

Redford keeps bad company KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: Every day until 4pm)

Evil Dead-R-THU 10:30, 12:40, 2:50, 5:00, 7:20.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation-PG13-THU 2:10, 4:35, 7:45. FRI-SAT 12:10, 2:40, 5:10, 7:40, 10:10.

SUN-WED 12:10, 2:40, 5:10, 7:40.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation 3D-PG13-THU 11:45, 7:00.

It Takes a Man and a Woman-Unrated-THU 11:15, 2:00, 4:45, 7:30. FRI-SAT 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 10:00. SUN-WED 1:45, 4:30, 7:15.

Oblivion-PG13-THU 10:45, 11:45, 1:30, 2:30, 4:15, 5:15, 7:00, 8:00. FRI-SAT 10:45, 11:45, 1:30, 2:30, 4:15, 5:15, 7:00, 8:00, 9:45, 10:45. SUN-WED 10:45, 11:45, 1:30, 2:30, 4:15, 5:15, 7:00, 8:00.

Oz the Great and Powerful-PG-THU 11:00, 1:50, 4:45. FRI-MON 11:00. WED 11:00.

Storm Surfers 3D-Unrated-FRI-SAT 10:50, 1:00, 3:10, 5:20, 7:30, 9:40. SUN-WED 10:50, 1:00, 3:10, 5:20, 7:30.

The Big Wedding-R-FRI-SAT 10:50, 12:55, 3:00, 5:05, 7:20, 9:25. SUN-WED 10:50, 12:55, 3:00, 5:05, 7:20.

NEW THIS WEEK

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

42: A True American Legend-PG13-THU (2:30, 5:30), 6:45, 8:30. THU (2:30, 5:30), 6:45, 8:30.

FRI 11:30, 2:30, 5:30, 8:30. SAT-SUN 11:30, 2:30, 5:30, 8:30. MON-WED 2:30, 5:30, 8:30.

Admission-PG13-THU (3:00), 9:40.

Jurassic Park 3D-PG13-THU (2:25, 5:20), 8:15.

FRI 11:35, 2:25, 5:20, 8:15. SAT-SUN 11:35, 2:25, 5:20, 8:15. MON-WED 2:25, 5:20, 8:15.

Life of Pi 3D-PG-THU (2:15).

Olympus Has Fallen-R-THU (1:30, 4:20), 7:15, 9:55. FRI 1:40, 4:20, 7:05, 9:55. SAT-SUN 1:40, 4:20, 7:05, 9:55. MON-WED 1:40, 4:20, 7:05, 9:55.

Pain and Gain-R-FRI 12:30, 1:30, 3:25, 4:20, 6:30, 7:10, 9:20, 10:00. SAT-SUN 12:30, 1:30, 3:25, 4:20, 6:30, 7:10, 9:20, 10:00. MON-WED 1:30, 3:25, 4:20, 6:30, 7:10, 9:20, 10:00.

Scary Movie 5-PG13-THU (2:40, 5:05, 5:25),

THE COMPANY YOU KEEP - R - Thriller - Rob-

ert Redford directs and stars in this flick about a young journalist who finds a former Weatherman activist who’s gone underground. 121 min.

PAIN & GAIN - R - Action/Crime/Comedy -

Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson star in this mediocre action comedy based on a ruthless Miami crime gang that killed real people in the 1990s. See this week’s film critique. 130 min.

STORM SURFERS - NR - Adventure/Documen-

tary - Surf legends Tom Carroll and Ross ClarkeJones try to ride really, really big waves. 95 min.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

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42: A True American Legend-PG13-THU (12:45, 3:45), 6:50, 9:50. FRI-WED 12:45, 3:45, 6:50, 9:50.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation-PG13-THU (1:45, 4:15), 7:05, 9:30.

Oblivion-PG13-THU (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 10:00.

FRI-WED 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00.

Olympus Has Fallen-R-FRI-WED 1:15, 4:15, 7:05, 9:50.

ident after terrorists hit the White House. 120 min.

THE CALL - R - Thriller - A 911 operator faces

a killer from her past to save some girl who got abducted. 95 min.

THE BIG WEDDING - R - Comedy - A long divorced couple pretends to be married when their family gets together for a wedding. 90 min.

7:20, 7:45, 9:30, 10:00. FRI 12:30, 2:40, 5:25, 7:45, 10:00. SAT-SUN 12:30, 2:40, 5:25, 7:45, 10:00. MON-WED 2:40, 5:25, 7:45, 10:00.

Side Effects-R-THU (2:00, 4:35), 7:10, 9:35.

FRI 11:35, 2:05, 4:35, 7:10, 9:40. SAT-SUN 11:35, 2:05, 4:35, 7:10, 9:40. MON-WED 2:05, 4:35, 7:10, 9:40.

The Call-R-THU (2:10, 4:25), 6:50, 9:05. FRI 6:50, 9:05. SAT-SUN 6:50, 9:05. MON-WED 6:50, 9:05.

The Company You Keep-R-FRI 1:35, 4:20, 7:05, 9:50. SAT-SUN 1:35, 4:20, 7:05, 9:50.

MON-WED 1:35, 4:20, 7:05, 9:50.

The Croods-PG-THU (2:35, 5:00), 7:25, 9:50.

FRI 12:10, 2:35, 5:00, 7:25, 9:50. SAT-SUN 12:10, 2:35, 5:00, 7:25, 9:50. MON-WED 2:35, 5:00, 7:25, 9:50.

The Croods 3D-PG-THU (2:05, 4:30), 6:55, 9:20. FRI 11:40, 2:05, 4:30. SAT-SUN 11:40, 2:05, 4:30. MON-WED 2:05, 4:30.

The Host-PG13-THU (3:15), 6:15, 9:15. FRI 12:15, 3:15, 6:15, 9:15. SAT-SUN 12:15, 3:15, 6:15, 9:15. MON-WED 3:15, 6:15, 9:15.

Tyler Perry’s Temptation-PG13-THU (1:35, 4:10), 7:05, 9:45. FRI 1:35, 4:10, 7:05, 9:45.

SAT-SUN 1:35, 4:10, 7:05, 9:45. MON-WED 1:35, 4:10, 7:05, 9:45.

THURSDAY

THE CROODS - PG - Animation - A prehistoric family goes on a road trip. 98 min.

GI JOE: RETALIATION - PG-13 - Action Bruce Willis, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and elite military unit (based on old action figures) fights bad guys. 110 min.

THE HOST - PG13 - Action/Romance - Some

teen chick tries to save her friends (and the world, I guess) from an invisible force that erases peoples’ memories. 125 min.

OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL - PG - Fan-

tasy - A small-time magician finds himself in Oz. Stars James Franco and Rachel Weisz. 130 min.

SCARY MOVIE 5 - PG13 - Comedy - A couple with a newborn son realize a demon is stalking them. Starring Ashley Tisdale and Charlie Sheen, as himself. 85 min.

SIDE EFFECTS - R - Crime/Drama - Rooney Mara stars in this creepy Steven Soderbergh film about a suffering woman trying to have a baby. 115 min.

TYLER PERRY’S TEMPTATION - PG13 -

Drama - A hot billionaire tempts an ambitious wife. Hilarity ensues. 111 min.

IT TAKES A MAN AND A WOMAN - NR - Ro-

mance/Comedy - This Filipino film, the third installment in the A Very Special Love series, tells the story of Laida (Sarah Geronimo) and Miggy (John Lloyd Cruz) following their breakup. 120 min.

LAST CHANCE

JURASSIC PARK 3D - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi -

Paul Rudd star in this look at a Princeton admissions counselor who finds herself connected to a prospective new student. 117 min.

NOW PLAYING

The 1993 Steven Spielberg dinosaurs-are-chasing-us picture is back and in 3D. Stars Sam Neill, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum. 127 min.

42: A TRUE AMERICAN LEGEND - PG13 -

OBLIVION - PG-13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Tom Cruise plays

Drama/Sports - Brian Helgeland directs this first major biopic of Jackie Robinson, who broke Major League Baseball’s loathsome “color barrier” in 1947. Stars Chadwick Boseman and Harrison Ford. 128 min.

a lonely vet on an empty Earth who starts to question his job extracting planetary resources. Sounds like a big budget remake of WALL-E. 126 min.

OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN - R - Action - A ca-

shiered Secret Service agent helps save the pres-

ADMISSION - PG13 - Comedy - Tina Fey and

EVIL DEAD - R - Horror - This remake of the 1981 Sam Raimi flick involves a remote cabin, five friends and some demon who lives in the woods. 91 min.

LIFE OF PI - PG - Adventure - A young man survives a shipwreck only to find himself trapped in a lifeboat with a Bengal tiger. 127 min.

APRIL 25, 2013 21

Calendar

Da Kine Calendar

BY JENNA SCHAMBER

BIG SHOWS

SPIKE’S SONIC PLAYGROUND - FRIDAY’S 4-7PM

SUPPER CLUB WITH ANUHEA - Thu, Apr 25.

Anuhea is one of the most popular female artists in Hawaii. A couple of Anuhea’s more popular songs include “Come Over Love” and “Simple Love Song.” In 2010, she received two Na Hoku Hanohano awards (Most Promising Artist, Best Contemporary Album of the Year). Stella blues will provide a four-course meal in addition to the performance for $60. $30 show only. 6pm dinner, 7:30pm show. Stella Blues Cafe (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com; anuheajams.com KIT KAT CLUB CABARET - Fri, Apr 26. Your last chance to see Maui’s own Kit Kat Club bring their Coconut Island cabaret to Fleetwood’s on Front St. $20 for VIP, up-close and personal, theaterstyle seating, and free for deck view. 9pm Fleetwood’s on Front St., (744 Front Street, Lahaina); 808-669-6425; fleetwoodsonfrontst.com PICKSTER - Fri, Apr 26. Sandwich Island Bass and Charley’s present Phoenix Arizona-based DJ and music producer Pickster One. Pickster is known to bounce around Hip-Hop/Scratch Roots to Party Rock beats. $10 presale, $15 door.

10pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com WILLIE K REGGAE REVUE - Sat, Apr 27. This is a unique show, not to be missed. $5 cover.

8-11pm The Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; hardrock.com SING THE BODY AND MOTH XP - Sat, Apr 27. Sing the Body is bringing their unique mix of rock, folk and alternative music to Maui, with special guests, Maui’s own progressive rock band, MOTHxp. $15. 10pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com

STAGE

RENT AUDITIONS - Mon, Apr 29. Maui OnStage is holding auditions for the Maui debut of RENT. This groundbreaking rock musical won 4 Tony Awards and earned the Pulitzer Prize.

Audition appointments can be made by calling.

Free. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-244-8680; mauionstage.com FRESHER AHI - Fri, Apr 26 thru Sun, Apr 28.

Mapa’s sequel to last year’s hit production of the local comedy Lesser Ahi, features the return of Andrew, Anden, Tutu, Jesse and the whole whacky Ahi ‘ohana. Written by and starring Derek Nakagawa and Francis Tau’a. Fri & Sat: 7:30pm and Sun: 2pm. Steppingstone Playhouse, (Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, 275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-8760; mauiacademy.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, APR 25 HAWAIIAN MUSIC SERIES - This month’s featured band is Maui’s own Malino. Their music features a combination of Hawaiian, island reggae and contemporary songs. Chairs are limited and blankets, mats, and low beach chairs are welcome. Free. 6-7:30pm Baldwin Home Lawn, (120 Dickenson Street, Lahaina); 808-6613262; lahainarestoration.org/baldwin.html

FRIDAY, APR 26 ST. JOHN’S RUMMAGE AND BAKE SALE St. John’s Church in Kula is holding a 2-day Rummage and Bake Sale Friday and Saturday. Items for sale include furniture, household goods, children’s clothing, and books. Ono baked goods, cold drinks, coffee, chili and rice for purchase.

Some proceeds will go directly to the St. John’s Youth Group and the rest will support St. John’s various ministries. 9am-2pm St. John’s Church, (8992 Kula Hwy); 808-878-6958 or 878-1485

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ALOHA FRIDAY MUSICAL JAM - In partnership with Hawai’i on TV, each Friday a different musical style is featured by local artists. Experience Maui at its best. Free. 11:30am-1:30pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui ART RECEPTION - A reception for artists Dian Anderson and Stephen Levine. Dian sets pearls, emeralds, rubies, and other natural stones within her organic, free flowing sterling silver jewelry creating miniature sculptures. ‘A Floating World’, photographs taken by Stephen of water lilies and lotus flowers are inspired by Japanese Shin Hanga wood blocks and printed on watercolor paper, silk, and polyester cloth. The flowers are grown on Nui’s Farm in Kula. These new works will be featured thru May. Free. 6-8pm Maui Crafts Guild, (69 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9697; mauicraftsguild.com KIHEI FOURTH FRIDAY TOWN PARTY Kihei Town will be celebrating Earth Day with live performances from Marty Dread and Rare Vibrations. Enjoy food, art, crafts, and plenty of great shopping deals. Other highlights include the popular Keiki/Youth Zone, Games, Activities, Bubbles, Balloons, Face Painting and more.

6-9pm Azeka Shopping Center, Mauka, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); mauifridays.com KAMA’AINA NIGHTS - Alika Nako’oka performs 7-8pm as part of this free, monthly concert series from QKC and KPOA. Plus prize giveaways from the stage and food/product sampling from merchants. Free. 7pm Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8773369; queenkaahumanucenter.com SPALICIOUS: DIVAS NIGHT OUT - Maui’s most elegant and well known spa hosts an evening of socializing and pampering for the ladies. Access to hydrotherapy circuit, chocolate spa mini treatments, and sinful desserts combine in a night for your inner diva. $50 per diva/$25 per little diva 6-12. 8pm Grand Wailea Resort & Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234; grandwailea.com

SATURDAY, APR 27 LAHAINA RESTORATION FOUNDATION’S ANNUAL MEETING - The 50th Annual Breakfast Meeting begins with registration at 8:30am followed by a breakfast buffet catered by CJ’s Deli.

Following breakfast, there will be a short business meeting led by President, David Allaire, a scholarship award presentation, the Foundation’s 2012 accomplishments and an update on projects and goals set for 2013 with Executive Director Theo Morrison. $20. 8:30-11am Pioneer Mill Company Smokestack, (Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); 808661-3262; lahainarestoration.com DA KIDNEY DA KINE DAY - Kidney early screening detection and education, health fair, and stage entertainment. Free. 10am2pm Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com HAWAII TAKE BACK PROGRAM - Anyone with expired or unused prescription medications is encouraged to bring their medications to MPD. The Take-Back Initiatives are an important and needed effort to prevent unused and expired medications from being abused. Free. 10am2pm Maui Police Department, (55 Mahalani, Wailuku); 808-541-1930; dea.gov OCEAN VODKA GRAND OPENING CELEBRATION - See This Week’s Picks. Free.

10am-4pm Ocean Vodka Organic Farm and Distillery, (4051 Omaopio Road, Kula); 808877-0009; oceanvodka.com “INSPIRING THE ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT” PRESENTATION - Learn the five

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Envy Nightclub 9pm; $10 cover

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

Horizons Academy Benefit w/ Jamie Gallo at 7:3010pm & DJ Kurt at 10pm

Get Your Sexy On with DJ LaRage 10pm; no cover

BLUE LAGOON Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

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DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

Kaboom!! w/ DJ Irie Dole Reggae, Dance Hall, Island Vibes, 9:30pm; $5 cover

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo Samba Y Salsa Y Latin Pop, 9:45pm; $10 cover

Electropical w/ DJ Boomshot, Boogiemeister, DJ/VJ Deviant, 10pm; $10

WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after

Blues with Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:308:30pm; no cover

Sandwich Island Bass Presents Pickster 10pm; $10-15

The Butterfly Effect Party w/ Lily Meola, DJs Jay P & Joralien, 7pm-1:30am; $10

MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE Howard Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm / WED - Evan Dove & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm (all no cover)

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Rampage 10pm; no cover

DJ Blast 9pm; no cover

Players Ball In Paradise 9pm; no cover

Gina Martinelli 6pm; no cover

MON - Gomega, 10pm / TUE - Pool Tournament, 6pm / WED - Mango Pickers, 6pm

Quiz Night 8pm; no cover

Dance Party 9pm; no cover

Keegan Smith from Oregon, 10pm; no cover

Randall Rospond 6:30-9pm; no cover

Kit Kat Club Cabaret 9pm; $20 VIP; deck free

Salsa Saturday w/ Dr. Nat 6:30-9pm; no cover

Ryan Robinson 6:30-9pm; no cover

MON - TUE - Meaghan Owens, 6:30-9pm; no cover; WED - Soul Kitchen Trio, 6:30-9pm

Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Super Dub Tribe 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pmclose / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm; no cover

Evan Shulman 6-9pm; no cover

Willie K Reggae Revue 8-11pm; $5

Emerald City (and $90 for standing room). 5:30pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org

PAWS FOR READING - Therapy Dog Teams will be visiting each Saturday in April. Reading to a Therapy Dog builds reading confidence, strengthens literacy skills, and is tail wagging fun! First through fifth grade children can sign up for 15 minute time slots. Free. 3-4:30pm Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St.); 808-8756833; librarieshawaii.org

MONDAY, APR 29

MAUI MALL FAMILY SUNDAYS - A fun afternoon with games, keiki activities and prize giveaways. Whole Foods Market partnered with the Maui Mall to promote and celebrate Maui student excellence! Plus Read Aloud America will be here for a special read along. Free healthy snacks for all participants. Free. 11am-2pm Center Court, Maui Mall, (70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com HOLISTIC HERBS WITH DEBORAH - Join Whole Foods for a new series with Deborah Maghen L.Ac., Dipl. Ac. Debbie will focus on a holistic approach to creating abundant wellness. This month: Herbal First Aid. Free. 3pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); (808) 872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui WOMEN HELPING WOMEN FUNDRAISER See This Week’s Picks. $120/Poppy Field, $150/

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

steps to success at this presentation by author and inspirational coach, Jasmyne Boswell. Limited space. 1-4:30pm Private location (call for details), 808-268-5807; jasmyneconsulting.com

SUNDAY, APR 28

MON - DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm; no cover TUE - Toxic w/ DJ TRVR, 10pm; no cover WED - DJ J-Zen, 10pm; no cover

Emily Joyce 7-9:30pm; no cover

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT ENDING CEREMONY & AFTER PARTY - Featuring music from Lily Meola with special guest Tom Conway and late night sets by DJ Jay P and DJ Joralien. Dinner and drink specials for Butterflies and friends! $10. 7pm1:30am Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com

Ultraviolets Black Light Fundraiser Party w/ DJ Playwfire Ono, 10pm; $5

Ladies Nite w/ DJ 10pm; no cover

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FOURTH ANNUAL GIANNA MITCHELL 4 THE LUV OF ARTS & MUSIC - See This Week’s Picks. $10 adult, $5 student, kids free. A 21 and older event after 10pm. 6pm-1am Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St.); 808-667-2288; longhis.com

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)

Salsa Night 9pm; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL

Sunrize Saturdaze with DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover

“THE PARK IN OUR BACKYARD” PRESENTATION - Maui author Jill Engledow will present “The Park in Our Backyard,” a brief history of Haleakala National Park, the people and events that led to its establishment, and its growth and impact on Maui today. Free. 6:30pm Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-5738785; librarieshawaii.org

TUESDAY, APR 30

Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dave Carroll, 7pm / TUE - Jordan Cuddy, 7pm / WED - Justin Phillips, 7pm

MON - Ryan Robinson, 10pm / TUE - Big John, 10pm / WED - Happy Hump Day, 10pm

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‘UKULELE LESSONS - Learn some strumming techniques and impress your friends. Free. 5:30pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

WEDNESDAY, MAY 1 LEI DAY - See This Week’s Picks. Free. Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-8408402; fairmont.com/kealani OCCUPY MAUI MEETING - The group’s focus is on foreclosure laws and environmental problems. They want to hear about your issues. Simply attend one of their weekly Wed. meetings to get involved. Free. 5-7pm At Freedom Lawn or Pavilion at UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); occupymaui.com WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring a performance in the lower courtyard and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. Free. 6:30-8pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com / @ ShopsAtWailea on Twitter

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JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

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Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

JAY’S PLACE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHANA GRILL 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Ste. 301, Kahana - 669-4000

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover

Kawika’s Krew 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo Acoustic Guitar, 7-9pm; no cover

Jazz feat. Ellen Bellerose & Shiro Mori, 3:30-6:30pm

Garrett Probst & Damion Emeson, 9:30-11:30pm

1810 6:30-8:30; no cover

Willie K. 9-11pm; $5

1810 8-10pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

Maui Blues & Co. or Jarod 7pm; no cover

MON - Red Fish / TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects (7pm)

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (both sets no cover)

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover WED - Ladies Night, 10pm; no cover

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

Free Karaoke 2pm-2am; no cover

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR

TUE - Free Karaoke, 2pm-2am; no cover

Maui Blues Co. 7:30-10pm; no cover

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Emily Joyce 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Emily Joyce 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter D 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm.

(Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Fausto 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm.

(130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

FIVE PALMS LAHAINA - Daily, Live Entertainment Nightly 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Sun, Ryan Robinson 6:30-9pm; Mon, Meaghan Owens 6:30-9pm; Tue, Meaghan Owens 6:30-9pm; Wed, Soul Kitchen Trio 6:30-9pm; Thu, Randall Rospond 6:30-9pm; Sat, Salsa Saturdays w/ Dr. Nat: Latin/Salsa 6:30-9pm; Fri, Redfish 6:309pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm.

(900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe

MON-TUE - Farzad & Mike Madden / WED Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pm-close; no cover)

Live Music 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S

WED - Karaoke

Howard Ahia 6-9pm; no cover

4 the Luv of Arts & Music Event, 6pm-1am; $5-10

TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm; no cover

Allure w/ DJ LX 10pm; $5

MON - SIN w/ DJ Blast, 8pm / TUE - Trivia Night, 8pm / WED - Karaoke w/ Dave, 10pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

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Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Willie K, 7-9pm; $65 / Trish da Dish Pub Quiz, 9pm-12am

Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Soul Kitchen Trio 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers 6:30-8:30pm; no covr

MON - Maui Blues, 6:30pm / TUE - Brenton Keith Magic, 7-8pm / WED - Thorne, 6:30pm

4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Albert Kaina 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808-667-6636.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808.

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MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm.

(300 Maalaea Rd. #1M); 808-243-2286.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Ka’i Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-3200.

KAHANA GRILL - Fri, Jazz Maui Featuring Ellen Bellerose and Shiro Mori 3:30-6:30pm; Thu, Johnny Ringo Acoustic Guitar 7-9pm. (4405 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy Ste. 301); 808-669-4000.

KIMO’S - Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm; Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Fri, Willie K. 9-11pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm.

(730 Front St.); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm.

(843 Wainee St., Unit 1 & 2); 808-667-6655.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-667-1200.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Ka’i Ala D., Lahaina); 808-667-3200.

PARADISE GRILL - Wed, Gretchen 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 6-9pm; Fri, Gretchen 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson (Hawaiian Music) 6-9pm; Mon, Marvin Taraga 6-9pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 6-9pm. (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Brother Damien’s Ocean Beach Party 7:30-10pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Wed, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Drive); 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, JD on the Rocks 5-8pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 5:30-8:30pm.

(658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-669-8889.

AMBROSIA - Mon, Kanoa & Jessica Rabbitt 8pm; Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011.

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone with Marcus Johnson 7-10pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm.

(555 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-879-2224.

DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Fri, Keegan Smith from Oregon 8pm; Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6pm, Wed, Mango Pickers 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd. #314); 808-874-9299.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sat, Jordan T. 6pm.

(1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Emily Joice 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E); 808-891-8010.

JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Piikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464.

KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Fri, Glen Kakugawa 6-9:30pm; Sat, Deason Baybayan 6-9:30pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30pm; Mon, Reiko Fukino 6-9:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm. (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Every Sun & Sat, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm.

(5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-669-1500.

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Tue, Kilohana 7-9pm; Wed, Alejandro 4-6pm; Wed, Jarret & Wilson 7-9pm; Thu, Tom Cherry 4-6pm; Thu, Tom Cherry and Mike Finkiewicz 7-9pm; Fri, Wolf 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Alika 7-9pm; Sat,

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BY CAERIEL CRESTIN TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Bulls are famously good confidence-keepers, and for being tight-lipped about stuff like your income or emotions. But you’re lousy at tolerating secrets you’re not in on. Still, won’t you consider the possibility that you’re better off not knowing? Mystery is often preferable to certainty; the former can be alluring and glamorous, the latter dreary. Which is better: a fabulously spooky haunted house, or an old man in a rubber mask wielding ropes and pulleys? Be cooler than the Scooby Gang and allow minor villains their illusions— they’re better than the tedious realities beneath.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Despite your brilliance, comparing yourself to the great masters is just depressing. Any of them outclasses you, and their combined work seriously daunts ordinary mortals. So you’ll never be as prolific an inventor as Thomas Edison, or as witty a speaker as Mark Twain or as inspired a sculptor as Camille Claudel. That’s no excuse to slink to your dumpy hometown to see the high school classmates who got stuck there, saddled with pedestrian lives. Yeah, doing so would make you feel momentarily good about yourself, but it would also avoid the lesson you really need to learn: Why compare yourself to anyone, great or pathetic? The only standard that really matters is your own.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Once, you opened the floodgates to your core. Someone asked you to. Unfortunately, you were both washed away by the tidal force of all that stored-up passion. You ended up in the tallest tree in town with other flotsam and jetsam, while your suitor was swept out to sea, and never seen again. Since then, you’ve been hard at work on a new emotional infrastructure, one that can help you control the flow so it’s never more than a little overwhelming.

Now that it’s almost time to test your new heart-design, consider opening it all the way. The fact that your last wooer was washed away speaks more to their quality than yours. Your new one might settle for nothing less than the full force of your uncensored soul.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) I’m petitioning the universe to infuse your personal talismans with extra powers this week. For instance, if you were a drag queen, your stiletto heels could work overtime as weapons and serving utensils, as well as footwear.

Putting your primary tools to new uses is not only astrologically mandated; it could reap unexpected fallout in your life. For instance, using your carpenter’s hammer as a gavel could reveal a heretofore unrealized passion for law, or using your stethoscope to crack a safe might unfold a new career as a spy, or bank robber. Be creative with familiar objects—and be open to the paths they reveal.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) The impracticality of the adage, “Problems should be solved by those who see them,” is obvious: some people, like you observant and diligent Virgos, see more problems than you personally have the power to fix, and you often wear yourselves too thin trying to do it all anyway. Create a saner reality for yourself: amend the motto to read, “Problems should be addressed by those who see them.” In other words, remember that delegation is not a sin. The next time your inner goad nags, “If you don’t, who will?” tell it: “I’ll find someone.”

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) You’ve been breathing the rarefied air of your lofty moral mountaintop for so long that coming down to our sinfully decadent lowlands must be overwhelming, even intoxicating, if you’d only admit it, just like getting a couple lungfuls of thick, oxygen-rich sea level air must be invigorating for real alpine dwellers. Stay a while, won’t you? No one expects you to completely abandon the lovely home you’ve made up there in principled territory with the billygoats, but a naughty sojourn amongst us wicked mortals is long overdue. This week, at least, when presented with a choice between the exalted righteousness of the “right thing to do” and the bittersweet flavor of more errant delights, choose the wayward latter option every time.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) I dreamt you were directing the production of a mythic porno, with mighty centaurs screwing in a sunlit glade, Perseus playing show-and-tell with Medusa in the mirror, and the Kraken finally having his way with a gorgeous young virgin on the rocks amid crashing surf. This sexy epic was hardly your life’s work; in fact, it was merely a side project you’d taken on as a lark. But I saw the potential for it to become one of your proudest, most acclaimed achievements. A tiny little venture you’ve been contemplating (or even begun) could sprout into something big. Acknowledge that potential: Give it room enough to do so.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) When my Sagittarius friend gashed his hand climbing a chain link fence, he was fascinated by his wounds.

“It’s been a long time since I bled,” he remarked dazedly, half-hypnotized by the fresh red liquid dripping down his arm. I think he felt a little lucky to have this reminder to wake up to living inside his skin. Astrological omens indicate that the universe wants all Archers to pay special attention to their bodies for the time being.

Humor it. Don’t give kismet a reason to break your arm, or give you another scar, just to deliver a lesson you’re perfectly capable of learning on your own.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) This week holds your best opportunity all season for swift multiplication of your personal fortune. Naturally, it all depends on what you’re willing to wager in the first place. It would be safer to not bet anything at all and improve your lot the old-fashioned way, through slow and steady hard work. You don’t have much time to deliberate; the roulette wheel is already in motion.

Will you take the long odds and put all your money on your best guess? In the last few seconds before you make up your mind, consider this factor: If you win too many times in a row, they kick you out of the casino.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) As an exercise, I order you to construct a fort made from overturned chairs, bedsheets, and pillows. Have a water-balloon fight with someone. Play tug-of-war with a dog until he gets tired of it. I mean it. Really do these things. Your most precious childlike impulses are at risk of slipping away, for lack of use. Believe me, losing your ability or desire to play—even temporarily—is no laughing matter, which is part of the problem. Don’t let it happen. Go outside and spin until the only thing you can do is fall down laughing and try not to puke.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Avoiding the source of your blight is the worst thing you could do. Instead, I prescribe “the hair of the dog,” as they say. There may be other remedies for your particular ailment, but none quite so effective as a nearly homeopathic dose of whatever it was that caused you to suffer in the first place. If you don’t contradict your violently unpleasant reaction now while it’s still in your system, you could be dealing with a terrible, debilitating allergy for years to come. Don’t let that happen. It would be a devastating handicap to always have to avoid a certain flavor or animal or human being forever. Go get a minor dose, and cure yourself, now.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Some parrots are so long-lived that they often outlive their owners. They can render uncannily perfect imitations of people they encounter frequently.

It’s no wonder that their owners possess an exaggerated view of their pet’s intelligence, often contending that their avian buddies can actually use their copied catchphrases appropriately. It’s a cute delusion, but I expect you to be less naïve. Hearing what you want to hear has made you reluctant to question the source. It might be as empty of meaning as your average birdbrain. Don’t take what’s said at face value unless you know where it’s coming from; even then, get it in writing.

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