16.42 4 Books About Life In Hawaii, April 4, 2013, Volume 16, Issue 42, MauiTime

April 4, 2013 ✚ Volume 16 ✚ Issue 42 ✚ FREE

MORE BOOKS! WE REVIEW

NEW WORKS ABOUT LIFE IN

HAWAII

JURASSIC

PUBLICLY

BODY & SOIL

PARK 3D PG.19

SLOW INTERNET?

PG.7

PG.15

REVIEW

FUNDED

ELECTIONS

PLUS

PG.10

Spring Break Special 3 FULL LASER TREATMENTS TS

$399

RETAIL $15000 - 75% OFF!!

What Do You Want YOUR Body to Look Like?

Discover Why Maui Men and Women Are Flocking to Cutting-Edge Laser Therapy to Sculpt “Problem Areas” – Without the Pain of Liposuction

LIMITED TO THE FIRST 10 CALLERSS

CALL NOW! Despite exercising and eating right, are you finding it nearly impossible to get rid of your: • Love handles or a “muffin top” • Saggy stomach • Jiggly upper arms • Extra “padding” on your buttocks or thighs If you said “yes” to one or more of these common problems … good news!

There’s a new type of treatment that can help you get the body you want – without the pain, risks and hassle of liposuction. The best part? It’s now available in West Maui.

Stubborn Inches Plague Everyone - Really!

Hi, I’m Anthony Jayswal D.C., owner of Body By Laser Of Maui.

I see patients like you every day. One of their top complaints is “I just can’t get rid of the ‘jiggly’ parts – no matter what I do.”

So if you’ve ever felt frustrated, embarrassed, guilty or ashamed about how your body looks – especially when you work so hard to eat right and exercise – let me reassure you … You are NOT alone.

Even highly athletic people can struggle! And unfortunately, the chance of having stubborn inches that refuse to away only increases the older you get.

My passion is helping people get the bodies they want. It’s so Carrying extra fat around is painful -- even when the extra padding comes rewarding to watch my patients’ bodies transform when they go through from a “good” reason like a recent pregnancy or naturally gaining a “winter the Body By Laser™ layer.” treatment – and how You feel self-conscious, insecure and unattractive. You may find yourself much happier, attractive, holding back in social situations … or even avoiding confident and empowered attention because you don’t want to seen. they feel as a result.

Until now, liposuction has been the most common solution for body contouring. But many people have avoided this invasive surgery because of the pain, health risks, bruising, pain medications, and recovery time associated with liposuction.

But, like cold-laser treatments in general, our lipo-laser treatment should be painless. And it requires...

Soothe Your Body and Mind

Body By Laser™ treatments are so relaxing, in fact, that some patients even fall asleep during their sessions!

I want you to experience this same sense of delight with how you look! So for the next 10 days only, I’m running a special offer where you can find out – for FREE -- if you’re a candidate for Body By Laser™ treatment. Just call 808-662-4476 by April 15th to book your appointment.

I normally charge $149 for a new patient consultation... but call today and you’ll get it for FREE.

• no surgery • no anaesthesia • no recovery

You’ll discover:

• no downtime With Body By Laser™, you can look and feel better in just a matter of weeks. Imagine how much more confident, secure and amazing you’ll feel with the slimmer, trimmer, healthier you.

That’s why thousands of people across the country are embracing a new, Unveil a Healthier You non-invasive body sculpting treatment designed to painlessly release fat in “trouble zones.” It’s called lipo-laser therapy (a.k.a. “cold laser”) … and The Body By Laser™ lipo-laser treatment is an excellent way to jumpstart a you may even have seen it featured on Dr. Oz, The Doctors, and Rachel Ray. new chapter of your life. Once you experience the results, you’ll be fired up to keep eating right and exercising regularly to keep the inches off!

The Body By Laser™ treatment uses innovative cold-laser therapy to target and reduce fat on the body.

You simply lie on a table, resting your head on a comfortable pad. Then … relax. The cold laser will shine on the areas you want to sculpt. While the stubborn fat cells in your trouble areas release fat, you’ll indulge in the luxury of having an oasis of quiet, calm and peace in the middle of your busy day.

“IS This Right for ME?”

A Non- Invasive Approach

Patients who live a healthy lifestyle experience the best results. So I’ll coach you on making the right changes to your diet, exercise and lifestyle to maintain your more slender shape.

Whether you’re a new mom trying to fit back into your regular clothes, an executive who wants to look great and project greater confidence and success, a Baby Boomer who refuses to accept sag and flab as an inevitable consequence of aging, or just someone who wants a little extra help sculpting your body, Body By Laser™ may be the answer you’ve been waiting for.

• What the Body By Laser™ treatment includes • How the treatment works (we’ll even show you the research if you want) • Risks to be aware of (they’re minor, but you should know what they are) • What you can do to maximize your results • Who makes a “good” candidate • And whether Body By Laser™ is an appropriate solution for you Our office is located at: 3600 L. Honoapiilani Rd. #B2, Lahaina, HI 96761 just minutes from you.

When you call, tell the receptionist that you want to come in for the Body

By Laser™ consultation so she can record the date and waive the $149 consultation fee.

Sincerely, Anthony Jayswal D.C P.S. You deserve to look – and feel – your best. So before you try yet another fad diet (which always seems to cause weight to rebound) or spend even more time exercising, check out Body By Laser™. Find out whether this is the right solution for you – call 808-662-4476 today to book your free consultation.

STILL SKEPTICAL? JUST LOOK AT THE BEFORE AND AFTER PICTURES BELOW OF ACTUAL MAUI RESIDENTS. SIGN UP FOR YOUR FREE CONSULT TO SEE MORE PHOTOS AND VIDEO TESTIMONIALS OF ACTUAL MAUI RESIDENTS

AFTER

BEFORE

BEFORE

AFTER

BEFORE

Body By Laser Of Maui Anthony Jayswal D.C.

AFTER

808.662.4476 • 408.529.7665

Visit our website or scan the QR code with your Smartphone www.bodybylaser.com

Healing Hands Chiropractic Of Maui • 3600 L. Honoapiilani Rd. #B2, Lahaina The Lapex BCS Lipolaser is approved by Health Canada (Canada’s FDA) for body contouring, and is in submission for imminent approval by the USFDA. Results may vary and therefore may not meet expectations of all patients completing a full series of treatments.

2

APRIL 4, 2013

Contents

VOLUME 16 THIS WEEK’S QUESTION: What’s your favorite dinosaur?

ISSUE 42

✚

COVER: April 4, 2013 ✚ Volume 16 ✚ Issue 42 ✚ FREE

Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com @tommyrusso on Twitter

Cover art created by surrealist painter Ryan McVay. Titled “Not Just a Story” you can find this painting along with many more at 9thWaveGallery.com

MORE BOOKS! WE REVIEW

NEW WORKS ABOUT LIFE IN

HAWAII PG.10

Graphic Designers: Amy Mendolia (Yoshi), Jenny Greene (Yoshi) Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, Jory John, Avery Monsen, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower mauiweddingmedias.com / howerphotography.com Dino Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Fuckasaurus Admin. Executive: Keo Eaton (808) 244-0777 (The baby Sinclair)

4 10 13 15 17 19 21 22 23 28 29 31

BODY & SOIL PG.15

PARK 3D

JURASSIC

PUBLICLY

PG.7

PG.19

Design by Darris Hurst

SLOW INTERNET?

Art Director & Production Manager: Darris Hurst artdirector@mauitime.com / darrishurst.com Bowser the Koopa King

FUNDED

REVIEW

Culinary, Lifestyle & Business Editor: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com @jenrusso on Twitter

ELECTIONS

PLUS

Editor: Anthony Pignataro (808) 283-1308 / anthony@mauitime.com @apignataro on Twitter Bill O’Reilly

NEWS & VIEWS FEATURE STORY EAT & DRINK A&E THIS WEEK’S PICKS FILM CRITIQUE FILM TIMES DA KINE CALENDAR THE GRID CLASSIFIED HOROSCOPE MIND, BODY & SPIRIT

Calendar Assistant: Jenna Schamber calendar@mauitime.com (Reptar) Proofreader: Dina Wilson Admin Assistants: Sara Riley, Jennifer Brown (Dino) (808) 244-0777 Interns: Axel Beers, Sarah Gerlach (TriSARAHtops), Lauren Hecker, Marina Satoafaiga

MauiTime is published every Thursday by MauiTime Productions, Inc. Its contents are Copyright © 2013 by MauiTime Productions, Inc. All rights reserved. Subscriptions are available at $70 per year.

Reproduction or use without permission is strictly prohibited. MauiTime may be distributed only by MauiTime’s authorized independent contractor. MauiTime is valued at $.50 per copy and permits one complimentary copy per person. No person may, without written permission of MauiTime, take more than one copy of each weekly issue. All opinions expressed throughout MauiTime are those of the authors and not necessarily the same opinions as MauiTime Productions, Inc. and MauiTime.

MauiTime 33 N. Market St., Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793 office (808) 244-0777 • fax (808) 244-0446 www.mauitime.com @mauitime on Twitter Deadlines: Display Advertising: Friday Noon Classified: Monday 4pm Calendar: Monday Noon Circulation: 18,000 copies of MauiTime

Platelet Rich Plasma Therapy Dr. Nathan Ehrlich, N.D. Licensed Naturopathic Physician Serving Maui since 1988

Harnessing the natural growth factors in your own blood and adipose fat tissue to regenerate new healthy connective tissue. Finally enjoy the sports and activities you’ve been avoiding.

Treating ligament, tendon & joint problems in: • neck & back • knee & shoulder • ankle & elbow • shin splints • plantar fascitis • TMJ • ribs & hips Also available : Prolotherapy : Classical/Neural/ Autologous Adult Mesenchymal /Stem Cell

Using Harvest Technologies... leader in Regenerative Technologies

Ola Ha Holistic Health Clinic • Kahului 893-1801 Upcountry 808-572-1388 • www.drnat.com APRIL 4, 2013

3

GRAND

News & Views

QUIZunderstood

OPENING! THRU THE MONTH OF APRIL

Business News blog post, in February Hawaii added 2,300 construction jobs, giving the state the second highest boost in the nation. According to the post, what state saw the highest increase in construction jobs in February?

A. California.

B. Alaska.

C. Washington.

D. Oregon.

E. Nevada.

MMA GYM

30 MIN MASSAGE

$39

CAPOEIRA: MON, WED & THURS • 8PM MUAY THAI: TUES & THURS • 6:30PM JIU JITSU: MON & WED • 6:30PM

808. 357. 5276

NAIL SERVICES MANICURE

$25 $29

PAUWELA CANNERY, 375 W. KUIAHA, HAIKU

peahimartialarts @ gmail.com pe’ahimartialarts

3.

PHOTO COURTESY WIKIMEDIA COMMONS

MASSAGE

On April 1, Forbes reported (on its “Real-Time Billionaires” webpage) that Oracle Founder/Lanai owner Larry Ellison earned $56.47 million that day. What percentage of his total wealth does that figure represent?

A. 16 percent.

B. 1.6 percent.

C. 0.16 percent.

D. 0.016 percent.

E. Who cares? It’s more money than most of you jokers will see in your entire life.

On Mar. 28, Governor Neil Abercrombie announced that he’d nominated a longtime member of the County of Maui’s Liquor Commission to sit on the state’s Board of Land and Natural Resources. Who is Abercrombie’s appointee?

A. Robert Tanaka B. Henry Kauka, Jr. C. Mary Doreen “M.D.” Alborano D. Marilyn Chapman E. James A. Gomes

2.

See answers, page 29

1.

According to a Mar. 29 Pacific

PEDICURE

BIKINI WAX

35 - $55

$

W/

FREE EYEBROW WAX MINI FACIAL

$30

NEW OWNERS & NEW STAFF!

MAUI NEWS WITH

MAUITIME

FLAVOR

1279 S. KIHEI RD.

(NEXT TO POWERHOUSE GYM)

AZEKA • MAUKA • KIHEI

879.8899

FORMERLY ‘THE NAIL SHOP’

4

APRIL 4, 2013

.com

Get a grip.

Think Maui is only famous for producing surfers and baseball players? Become a fan of the little-known gymnastics scene and support our local athletes who continue to make names for themselves!

Valley Isle Gymnastics 250 Alamaha at Wakea, Suite N3 • Kahului 871-6116 info@valleyislegymnastics.com

News & Views

Coconut Wireless

Talk of the Island

BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO

REPORTER SHIELD LAW STILL BARELY ALIVE Damn, the state Senate Judiciary and Labor (JDL) Committee is really dragging out the discussion on HB622, a new bill dealing with Hawaii’s Reporter Shield Law. First the bill sat for a few weeks in the committee while journalists around the state sweated over the possibility that it would die there, which in turn would allow the shield law itself to expire at the end of June. Then Democratic Committee Chairman Clayton Hee finally scheduled a hearing for Mar. 28, which attracted tons of testimony and further led to a follow-up April 2 hearing (a vote scheduled for the afternoon of April 3 happens after press time).

Right now, we reporters enjoy one of the strongest shield laws in the nation.

Reporters at papers, magazines, online news sites and blogs in Hawaii can breathe easier knowing their unpublished notes and resources are safe from prosecutors and subpoenas. But the problem is that the law that shields us expires in June. Now this bill is a mixed bag for us–as currently written and amended, it both makes the law permanent and removes certain protections for reporters and bloggers.

Now there’s been all sorts of back-andforth in the media world about who’s actually a “reporter” and how much shielding we need. In the myriad testimony that flooded the Senate JDL Committee on Mar. 28, University of Hawaii journalism Professor Gerald Kato cut through all the controversy and explained everything in just four clear sentences: “I believe that good journalism is not only done within the four walls of a newsroom,” Kato said in his Mar. 28 testimony letter. “Technology has broadened our capacity to gather and disseminate information of public concern. Each of us has the ability to engage in what the pamphleteers and publishers did when the First Amendment was written into our Constitution two centuries ago. For those reasons, I believe it is imperative that we maintain protections for all forms of journalism that advances the goal of an informed citizenry.”

Of course, the people submitting all that supportive testimony are pretty much all journalists and bloggers (I noticed a few activists thrown in as well) so it’s pretty easy for the good senators to ignore them. After all, journalists are just another interest group in the state, looking for a handout or special exemption from this or that law, right?

Cynicism aside, even if HB622 gets unamended, passes both houses, gets signed

by Governor Neil Abercrombie and makes the Reporter Shield Law permanent, it hardly heralds a new golden age for journalism in Hawaii. It just means us reporters can stop looking over our shoul-

ders for prosecutors who want to make life difficult for us by asking us to reveal the identities of whistleblowers who feed us confidential information.

Hawaii’s Reporter Shield Law does nothing to help reporters, bloggers or just plain regular citizens from learning the identities of active-duty police officers who’ve been disciplined by Internal Affairs. It does

nothing to improve the quality of information disclosed on campaign finance reports, or even to encourage state and local agencies and departments to comply with Office of Information Practices opinions.

Most discouraging, it does nothing to protect reporters, bloggers and just plain regular citizens from being arrested while attempting to film police officers in public

Overheard FIRST WOMAN: “What was that? Your hiccup sounded like a bird chirp.”

SECOND WOMAN: “Yeah, I think it’s because I don’t breathe right.”

spaces (disclosure: MauiTime’s publisher Thomas Russo is currently facing prosecution for doing exactly that).

In some aspects of the protection and encouragement of journalism, Hawaii is indeed a very progressive place. But in others, it’s frighteningly backward.

SHAMELESS PLUG! Not to ruin any surprises for those still in the dark concerning this week’s main feature, but it’s another installment in an on-going effort to highlight books either by local authors or about subjects dealing specifically with Maui. There’s another book that includes all sorts of cool information and insight about life on Maui I’d like to mention that didn’t get included in the issue because, well, I wrote it.

Reviewing a book I wrote in the first place seemed a little too self-serving, even for me, but I will describe it for you. Called Stealing Cars With The Pros and published by Event Horizon Press in Sequim, Washington, the book includes selections from my career in journalism, which dates back to 1996. About half the book’s stories were originally published in MauiTime.

All of the book’s stories reflect a certain theme normally found in noir pulp fiction– crooks or bad cops, rich guys, beautiful women, downtrodden misfits, etc. The title comes from a story I wrote about a decade ago about a night I spent with some repo men in Orange County, California.

Call it a personality quirk or defect, but I’ve always had an urge to expose the seediness that lies just beneath the surface of wherever I’ve lived. Millions of people have lived in and visited Hawaii and Southern California and found them lovely, enjoyable and perfectly acceptable. But me? I’m the guy cataloguing all the PR bullshit at some press conference with gorgeous models and actresses or trying to figure out what it’s like to be an incarcerated mom on Maui.

What’s more, my good friend and former colleague Nick Schou agreed to write the book’s foreword. Schou, currently the managing editor at OC Weekly, gave me my first reporting job. He’s a great writer and reporter who’s already written fantastic books of his own: Orange Sunshine, about the trafficking of LSD between Maui and OC in the 1960s and Kill the Messenger, a biography of the late investigative reporter Gary Webb that will soon become a movie starring Jeremy Renner.

Anyway, Stealing Cars is currently available in paperback at Amazon.com and Barnesandnoble.com. I have a signing scheduled for May 4 at Barnes & Noble in Lahaina.■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro

-Market Street in Wailuku, Mar. 28 For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

APRIL 4, 2013

5

Sign Up For Cheqbook.com and FEATURING STYLIST:

JEFFIE HARRIS • SARAH NELSON EVANS • COLIN MESSER REBEKAH SARGEANT • JENNY ORIORDAN CHRISTINE WIGGINS • LAURA KENNEDY

THANK YOU MAUI FOR VOTING US

2012 BEST SALON

71 Baldwin Avenue, Paia

808.579.9580

Save $100

On Your 2012 Small Business Tax Returns

Open Mon. - Sat. 9am-6pm

77 Ho’okele St. Ste. 302, Kahului • 808.270.1077

Scan this barcode with your smart phone QR Scanner app to go to SEND RESUME TO: Interns@mauitime.com or 33 N. Market Street, Suite 201 Wailuku, HI 96793

6

APRIL 4, 2013

.com

News & Views

PHOTO COURTESY QUEEN KAAHUMANU CENTER

MauiSphere

Who wants WiFi?

PUBLICLY FUNDED ELECTIONS BILL MOVES ALONG This week the Senate Ways and Means Committee passed House Bill 1481 HD2 SD1, stated a news release sent out today from the non-partisan organization Voter Owned Hawaii, which supports the bill. HB 1481 would create a full public funding option for state elections.

“We’re delighted with this bill’s passage, and excited about the prospect of leveling the playing field for House candidates,” said Janet Mason, Vice President of the League of Women Voters, Hawaii, in the news release.

As the bill states, the public funding option grants candidates for state house representatives a competitive amount of campaign money (based on last election’s average expenditures by winning candidates: $34,000)

The state Senate

“Candidates are spending 30-70 percent of their time raising money from private sources,” Kory Payne, executive director of Voter Owned Hawaii, told me. “Instead of raising money, they can spend time with their constituents and solving problems. Americans’ belief in our system and trust in legislators is the lowest in recorded history. At the root of this cynicism and distrust is the problem of money in politics. Sure, individual citizens can donate, but our voices are getting drowned out by the largest campaign donors.”

Payne shared a March 2005 AARP study to verify his claims. The survey shows that 86 percent of Hawaii residents believe that campaign contributions moderately or greatly influence policies supported by elected officials while 82 percent think that changes are needed in how campaigns are financed in the state. Given the increasing foothold of seed and development companies in our Aloha state and the presidential election we held last year one might venture that these numbers are higher today.

“Special interests donate to politicians to

will not be implemented in 2016.”

To put this into perspective, Payne wrote in a Mar. 13 Honolulu Star-Advertiser editorial that “To fully fund every House and Senate race, both winners and losers, would have cost each taxpayer a little over $2.50 per year. That’s a small price to pay for the

public to take back control of our laws.”

For more information on the bill, visit Capitol.hawaii.gov and Voterownedhawaii.org.

-Axel Beers

MAUI-BASED CHEQBOOK START-UP LAUNCHES It’s difficult being a start-up company anywhere, let alone Maui. It’s especially difficult when your start-up is in accounting, which is somewhat less sexy than online movie rentals or social media apps.

But two years after starting its development, new small business accounting software Cheqbook is open for business.

According to a Mar. 29 press release, Cheqbook is similar to Intuit’s Quickbooks, but operates in the cloud, “meaning businesses can access their company data from any web browser.”

“Our system actually saves businesses time by automatically connecting to bank and credit accounts and downloading and categorizing transactions,” said Cheqbook CEO Doug Levin (who is also a CPA with Levin & Hu in Wailuku) in the news release. “Cheqbook remembers how transaction are categorized by businesses, and also uses crowd sourced data for categorizing algorithms, an advantage not seen in current accounting systems.”

(Disclosure: MauiTime Publisher Tommy Russo works as Cheqbook’s Chief Marketing Officer, though both companies are independent of each other).

Cheqbook costs small businesses $20 a month. But the company is currently offering some specials to new customers: “To celebrate Cheqbook’s local launch we’re offering a free year of accounting service to all who sign up and connect a bank account by April 14th,” said the news release. “The first 1000 customers to invite a friend who also completes a sign up and attaches a bank account will receive a lifetime free account.”

For more information, check out Cheqbook.com.

-Anthony Pignataro ■ editor@mauitime.com

PHOTO COURTESY WIKIMEDIA COMMONS

In a launch on April 1, Kahului’s Queen Ka’ahumanu Center joined the list of savvy businesses offering free WiFi to customers.

According to the mall’s press release, the launch makes the center Maui’s first shopping center to offer free wireless Internet access. Any laptop or device with wireless capability can now access the internet on the mall grounds through the “Queen K WiFi” network, which will also offer additional perks such as access to exclusive offers and promotions, stated the release.

“Maui is mobile,” said Todd A. Vines, marketing manager for Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, in the news release. “We’re always creating ways to make the shopping experience more engaging. For us offering the convenience of free Wi-Fi is a natural evolution.”

Along with WiFi Wailuku, a plan to provide a municipal WiFi program in Wailuku Town which we wrote about last week, “Queen K WiFi” shows the growing recognition that in this day and age, if you broadcast a free wireless network, they will come—on iPhones and iPads, notebooks and laptops.

In related news, expect to hear “What?

Sorry, I was tweeting…” a lot more often.

-Axel Beers

on the condition that the candidate first collects 250 donations of at least $5 from constituents in their district. Single donations may not exceed $250, and total seed money cannot exceed $3000. If the candidate does receive public funds, he or she is barred from receiving any outside donations.

get a return on their investment, and right now they’ve cornered the market on elections and the public is not invited to the party,” Payne said in a Mar. 26 news statement. “Publicly funded elections will save taxpayer money by allowing politicians to make decisions based upon what’s best for the people instead of campaign donors.”

Voter Owned Hawaii argues that the benefits will be worth the monetary costs of public funding, which the proposed measure places at a minimum of $3.5 million by Sept. 1, 2015 (the Hawaii Election Campaign Fund currently has a balance of about $3.2 million). This amount would have to be renewed by each election cycle.

Additionally, in testimony, the Hawaii State Campaign Finance Committee cited costs in the form of new positions required to take on the duties required by the bill. They concluded, “Thus it is certain that unless the Legislature provides funding for this program and other Commission expenses, this proposed comprehensive public funding program

PHOTO BY KERRY GERSHANECK

MORE FREE WIFI!

LOCAL PLUGS

Shoulda used Cheqbook

APRIL 4, 2013

7

News & Views

NEWS OF THE WEIRD

BY CHUCK SHEPARD

NOBODY DOES WHAT WE DO!

Introducing Ruby!

WHAT WE DO IN OUR

WHAT WE DO IN OUR

REPAIR SHOP • • • • • • •

BODY SHOP

Complete Diagnostics Transmissions Engines Factory Services Tune ups A/C Service & Repairs Complete Brake and Suspension

CALL NOW

2011 BEST OF MAUI WINNER

BEST AUTO MECHANIC

• Insurance Salvaged Vehicle Repair • Custom Body & paint • Frame Straightening • Rust Repair • Bumper & Panel Repair • Refinishing

276.3801355 Alamaha St. Kahului, HI

FRESH PASTRIES

NEW YORK DELI

BURGERS

FIRST AMENDMENT BLUES A bar in Horry County, S.C., named the Suck Bang Blow filed a lawsuit in May challenging the county’s new ordinance prohibiting motorcyclists’ “burnouts” (engine-revving with backtire-spinning, creating smoke–and enormous noise). The bar claims that burnouts are important expressions of its customers’ “manliness and macho” and as such are protected by the First Amendment. And Luigi Bellavite complained to reporters in Mountain View, Colo., in July that the theft of his “Vote Satan” yard sign ought to be prosecuted as a “hate crime” under state law as he is a member of the Church of Satan.

Police called it an ordinary theft.

GOVERNMENT IN ACTION!

Make Today One Of The Good Old Days COFFEE BAR • FRESH PASTRIES • NEW YORK DELI BURGERS • RED HOT DOGS • OCEAN VIEW PATIO SEATING HRS: 5:45AM-7PM

808.242.8900

132 MA’ALAEA ROAD

(ACROSS FROM COAST GUARD STATION)

maalaeageneralstore.COM

WWW.

10x10 Move In Special

8

APRIL 4, 2013

Miniature golf is remarkably simple to play, requiring neither experience nor much exertion, and even toddlers can negotiate their own brand of fun on the course. But in March, a set of “accessible design” standards went into effect, under the Americans With Disabilities Act, governing such things as the “slope” of courses (maximum 1:4 rise on some holes), the maximum length of the blades if artificial turf is used, and the minimum area of the “tee-off ” landing (48 inches by 60 inches, with a slope not steeper than 1:48).

CELEBRITY IMMIGRATION POLICY? The only unlimited-issue U.S. visa allowing fast-lane entrance for certain foreign workers is the O-1, available to those (e.g., scientists, technology engineers) who, in the opinion of the State Department, demonstrate “extraordinary ability.” Reuters reported in June that an O-1 recently went to British journalist Piers Morgan, whose extraordinariness seems limited to replacing Larry King on his CNN interview program, and another to Shera Bechard, Playboy’s Miss November 2010, whose other accomplishment seems to be the creation of an online photo-sharing experience called “Frisky Friday.”

FORGETFUL USA Today, quoting a Pentagon official, reported in July that, during the last decade, the Pentagon had paid “late fees” totaling $610 million for not returning leased shipping containers by the due dates. And a Government Accountability Office report in July revealed that the federal government’s vast properties include about 14,000 offices and buildings that are vacant (or nearly so), but which the government still pays to maintain (at about $190 million a year). A large build-

ing in Washington, D.C.,’s Georgetown– among the most valuable real estate in the city–has sat mostly unused for more than 10 years. Also, the Miami-Dade County, Fla., government confirmed in April that it had discovered, in storage, 298 brand-new vehicles that had been purchased in 20062007, but which had never been used.

POLICE BLOTTER New Mexico is an “open carry” state, with otherwise-law-abiding adults authorized to display loaded handguns in public. However, in the town of Vaughn (pop. 500, located mid-nowhere), perhaps the only ones not authorized to carry are the town’s two police officers.

Chief Ernest Armijo had been convicted in 2011 of criminal nonsupport of a wife and two sons, and among the conditions of probation was the prohibition on gun possession. Deputy Brian Bernal has his own domestic issue: a conviction for family violence that bars him, under federal law, from carrying.

GOVERNMENT INACTION! Most people who call an FBI field office would be in serious trouble if they left an answering-machine message for a named agent, along with the caller’s name and telephone number, in a message consisting of at least 13 F-word epithets threatening to “break [the agent’s] [expletive deleted] neck.” But when Thomas Troy Bitter left the message at the San Diego field office, according to a July report in OC Weekly, the agency, after initially charging Bitter, quietly dropped the prosecution with no further repercussions. OC Weekly speculated that Bitter is a confidential informant whom the FBI was late in paying.

GREAT ART! Paris designer Jean-Emmanuel “Valnoir” Simoulin’s latest project combines his boyhood fascination with jacket patches and the societal fascination with body modification. He said he will sew patches featuring his band’s next album directly onto the skin of his own back. “It’s a nostalgic project about my teenage-hood, when I had an iron faith [in] black-metal [music].”

PEOPLE WITH TOO MUCH MONEY The dogs could not care less, but the luxury doghouse market is thriving, according to a June New York Times report.

“Many of them have carpeting, heating and air-conditioning, indoor and outdoor lighting, elaborate... entertainment systems,” wrote the Times, and some even have solar panels. But, said one owner, “Maggie’s never been in [hers]. She’s a house dog.” Although Walmart.com offers upscale houses for $4,400 to $4,600. ■ chuck@mauitime.com

YOUR SCION NO HAGGLE, NO HASSLE. Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations, 200 words or less (which we reserve the right to edit), changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent, to “Eh Brah!” c/o MauiTime, 33 N. Market St, Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793 or send an e-mail to

ehbrah@mauitime.com

FRIDAY RIDAY PAU HANA 55-7PM 7PM MUSIC - FOOD - BYOB*

E

h TSA agents in Kahului: thanks for teaming up with the state and the county to make me miss my flight to Oahu. Really, good job! Well done! I, a disabled veteran, had to stand outside of the line at your lowly I.D. checkpoint for 20 minutes, because you couldn’t figure out what to do. See, my drivers license expired on my birthday. I got a new license, but they issued me a paper, cut-out license. Because it wasn’t made of plastic, you said it wasn’t acceptable. So, being a dolt with a badge, you had to get a supervisor to accept my ID, but he was somewhere else in Kahului.

Oh, and I don’t know if you read the papers (obviously not), but last week the TSA announced that 2.5” pocket knife blades were now allowed on airplanes–but I guess not 1.25” miniscissors. I have medical needs that require the scissors I got from the V.A. Didn’t mean a lot to you, because you relieved me of my scissors and delayed me just long enough to miss my flight. I miss the military, where there were rules based on fact. Yours are based on fantasy. ■

OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK 26 N. MARKET ST.

808.495.0259

*WE INVITE OUR DINNER GUESTS TO BYOB

THE 2012 SCION xB STARTING AT

$17,275

PURE PRICE*

*MSRP includes delivery, processing, and handling fee; excludes taxes, title, license, and optional equipment. Dealer price may vary. All rights reserved. stickybits® is a registered trademark of stickybits, Inc. iPhone® is a trademark of Apple, Inc., registered in the U.S. and other countries. Android™ is a trademark of Google Inc. Use of this trademark is subject to Google Permissions. ©2012 Scion, a marque of Toyota Motor Sales U.S.A., Inc. All rights reserved. Scion, the Scion logo, and xB are trademarks of Toyota Motor Corporation.

News. .com

Illustration by Ron Pitts mauiartistronpitts.com

salon wellness spa

Girls Day Out...

BRING A FRIEND & SAVE!

BRING ONE FRIEND & EACH RECEIVE ANY SPA $ SERVICE

10 OFF

BRING 2 FRIENDS & EACH RECEIVE ANY SPA $ SERVICE PLUS A COMPLIMENTARY ADD ON SERVICE

10 OFF

* Offer good on services over $25 Offer Valid 4/4/13 - 4/11/13

873-8446

485 Waiale Rd., Wailuku

chatterboxboutiki.com APRIL 4, 2013

9

MORE BOOKS! WE REVIEW

NEW WORKS ABOUT LIFE IN

HAWAII

BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO

T

he good news for those of us who still write books is that the rest of you still buy and read books. Bookstore chains may be dead or merely dying, but the act of writing something longer than a blog post still remains very much alive.

And this is good, because reading (and I guess opposable thumbs) is pretty much all that separates us humans from the rest of the oxygen-breathers on this planet. We don’t like to think about it, but civilization requires reading. Without reading, we all might as well go back to hunting and gathering. And given all of our collective knowledge of such subjects, the human race’s days would definitely be over.

Seriously though, these are good times to be a reader. Even out here in Hawaii, there’s no shortage of good books–paper and electronic–

10 APRIL 4, 2013

by and about this place. And I’m just going by the review copies we receive at MauiTime; the good people over at HawaiiBookBlog.com are swamped with book review requests.

Regardless of your preference for fiction or non-fiction, there’s something new and juicy out there from a writer here in this very state.

So sit back and relax, possibly with a few of the following selections that we found noteworthy.

HALEAKALA: A History of the Maui Mountain

By Jill Engledow Maui Island Press $29.95 Geologists refer to Haleakala as a “dormant” volcano, but most tourists seem shocked when

told that the two million-year-old volcano is still very capable of erupting. Lava last poured from its vents only a few hundred years ago, and it takes 10,000 years of inactivity before geologists will consider a dormant volcano to have gone extinct. In geologic terms, Haleakala–the place where the Polynesian god Maui lassoed the sun–is still very much alive.

Those wishing more insight, history, explanation or simply gorgeous photos of the island’s dominant feature should consult Jill Engledow’s new book of the same name.

Filled with 177 pages of stories, illustrations and photos, Engledow has compiled a sizeable but still readable guide (much like a DK book) on everything Haleakala–be it the mountain itself or the national park that bears its name.

Want to know more about the tectonic forces that formed the mountain? Check.

Curious about how Haleakala’s famous “crater” isn’t actually a crater? Check. How about the critical role 1893 Overthrow leader Lorrin Thurston played in the founding of Haleakala National Park? The wanton destruction of Silverswords and nene geese?

Tales of brave and foolish people who ventured across the mountains without guides a century ago? Check, check and check.

Engledow, a former Maui News reporter whose previous books include Exploring Historic Upcountry and Island Life 101: A Newcomer’s Guide to Hawaii, even makes a compelling case that Haleakala wasn’t even the mountain’s true name.

In 2010, Engledow writes, kupuna working with Ranger Jeff Bagshaw on the mountain’s role in Hawaiian culture told him that the original name for the land was “Alaheleakala,” which means “the road to get to the sun.” The name “Haleakala,” the kupuna told Bagshaw, denoted “two peaks and a high connecting ridge on the south rim of the crater,” and that perhaps “early English writers heard that name, assumed it belonged to the mountain as a whole, and the name stuck.”

Available at Haleakala National Park, the Bailey House Museum, other island retailers, Amazon.com and Mauiislandpress.com

HAWAI‘I

By Mark Panek Loihi Press $16.95 Mark Panek, an associate professor of English at the University of Hawaii’s Hilo campus, is an excellent writer. His books Big Happiness: The Life and Death of a Modern Hawaiian Warrior and Gaijin Yokozuna: A Biography of Chad Rowan are outstanding non-fiction works. Big Happiness is an especially heartwrenching account of Oahu sumo wrestler Percy Kipapa’s tragic struggle with drugs.

Hawai‘i, Panek’s first work of fiction, is in many ways more ambitious than Panek’s earlier books. The back cover plot synopsis reads like a fresh local news story: “A nine-term U.S. senator and political patriarch is dead, leaving Hawaii at a crossroads: crumbling public education at all levels, a crystal meth epidemic, Native Hawaiians getting shipped to Arizona prisons, and class divisions so deep that even State Senator Russell Lee has to scramble to avoid eviction from his family’s dream home.”

Consider it a political thriller, but it’s not a beach read. Hawai‘i is long, though not

only because it weighs in at 551 pages.

“Hawai‘i is a big Tom Wolfe-ian look at the current state of things in Hawai‘i, aimed at the same audience that regularly reads Maui Time,” Panek wrote in a Mar. 1 letter to me.

In the book’s Acknowledgements, Panek takes the Wolfe connection a bit further: “The writer is indebted to the work of of that great chronicler of late 20th century America, Tom Wolfe, whose fans will recognize the genre, and particularly its reliance on point-of-view, as one Wolfe himself borrowed from Dickens, Thackeray, and Zola.”

Forgive yourself if you didn’t realize Panek was referring to Charles Dickens, William Makepeace Thackeray and Emile Zola, which is part of the problem with Hawai‘i. Wolfe, especially in his later works, has a tendency to overwrite, and Panek at times falls into that trap. Pidgin can run thick through the book’s paragraphs, italics pop up everywhere and sentences can get clunky. Here’s one of many examples: “Sean whirled and looked up into the understanding face of Alan Ho, the long-time behind-the-scenes power broker upon whose career he’d long dreamed of modeling on his own. Hero may have sounded hokey, too, but what else would you call the very orchestrator of local development throughout the yen-crazed 1980s and beyond? And to think: here was Alan Ho himself, greeting Sean Hayashi as though he belonged on the 21st floor, the two of them here early to go over their strategy one last time.

Alan Ho! Could you even begin to believe it? Pulling it off!”

But–and this is a huge BUT–Hawai‘i is an investment well worth your time. Panek says his book is based on extensive interviews with lobbyists, reporters, activists, developers and public officials, and it shows. The book reads and feels like the true state of affairs across the state.

Available at Amazon.com

MA‘I LEPERA: Disease and Displacement in Nineteenth-Century Hawai‘i

By Kerri A. Inglis University of Hawaii Press $24 This is an ambitious book. And while not exactly something to curl up with in bed, or on your beach towel, it’s nonetheless an important and engaging look at an utterly horrible time in Hawaii’s history.

Disease, as anyone with even a cursory understanding of our state’s history knows, changed everything for the Kanaka Maoli.

Within a century of Captain Cook’s arrival, the kanaka people went from comfortably running the archipelago to clinging to life as an ethnic minority in a plantation economy. All sorts of diseases ran amok in Hawaiian society,

obliterating whole families in just a few years time. The most famous of these–which is also the subject of this book–was the terrible, disfiguring leprosy (Hansen’s Disease).

Written by Kerri Inglis, an associate professor of history at the University of Hawaii, Ma‘i Lepera attempts to “translate the silences” and “give a voice” to those who suffered from both leprosy and forced exile to Makanaluna (what we now call Molokai’s Kaluapapa peninsula). This is, as Inglis freely notes, a “formidable” task that she addressed using her “imagination as well as evidence.”

“It is my contention that through the use of Hawaiian and foreign metaphors and models, combined with an attention to the environment of Makanalua, another layer of understanding can be added to the history of leprosy in the islands–in particular the daily struggles of living with a disease such as leprosy,” Inglis wrote. “It is time that we give a voice to those who contracted and suffered from the disease and gain some insight into their daily lives, that we go beyond those histories that have focused on the exemplary service of one Catholic priest [Father Damien], and tell the story of–or give a voice to–those he served.”

Though the back cover text calls the book “accessible,” Ma‘i Lepera is a very academic book. “The introduction of infectious diseases to the indigenous (and isolated) population of Hawai‘i by foreigners resulted in high rates of depopulation,” is how Inglis described the way various diseases nearly wiped out all the Kanaka Maoli.

Inglis succeeds in recreating the world of those suffering from leprosy–indeed, too well at times, as this quote from a 19th century physician attests: “A native woman on this Island bore five children by a leprous husband; the disease was developed in each of these children, between the ages of eight and twelve years, and they were taken to the Leper Asylum where they have since died.”

It’s a difficult story to take in, but as Inglis shows, it’s also a vital one to understand the kanaka people then, and now.

Available at UHPress.Hawaii.edu, Amazon. com and BarnesandNoble.com

BAREFOOT WALKING: Free Your Feet To Minimize Impact, Maximize Efficiency, and Discover the Pleasure of Getting in Touch with the Earth

By Michael Sandler and Jessica Lee Three Rivers Press $19.99 Though this book doesn’t deal with Maui or Hawaii per se, authors Michael Sandler and Jessica Lee (who are also married) live in Kula. But it does deal with a subject that dates

back to ancient Hawaii: their view on the importance of walking barefoot.

“When you’re barefoot, something special happens,” the authors write in their introduction. “You’re connected and interconnected; you receive a flood of new information, yet everything’s quiet. You feel the ground and suddenly all your anxiety dissipates.”

Hey, going barefoot is fun. It’s also just plain nice–the mostly shoeless culture in Hawaii is far more desirable and relaxing than walking around on the Mainland.

This book has everything you want to know about the benefits of walking around barefoot. Unfortunately, the authors also dip their toes into pseudo-science that is both distracting and disappointing. It all stems from their view that walking barefoot allows people to take in “Vitamin G,” with the G standing for “ground.” In their view, standing barefoot on the ground has a healing effect on the human body. This is rather silly but mostly harmless.

What isn’t harmless is when they attempt to describe actual physics.

“If you’ve ever heard of lightning striking a car, the reason the people inside the car aren’t killed isn’t because of the thin rubber tires,” the authors state in a chapter titled “Vitamin G: The Lost Supplement.” “It’s because the electricity travels around the car instead of into it, and then exits through the ground.”

So far, so good. But then they write this: “Our skin works the same way when we’re connected to the ground,” they write. “Electrical waves with lower charges than a lightning strike hit our skin and go around our bodies to the ground when we’re barefoot. In this way grounding protects us from the incredibly harmful electromagnetic pollution.”

Actually, no. Lightning travels around the car because the car is made of metal, a conductor.

But whether we’re standing barefoot or in rubber slippers, electromagnetic radiation can and often does pass directly through our bodies.

Look, there’s nothing wrong with walking (or running) barefoot. Human beings had feet before there were shoes. The Kanaka walked barefoot around Hawaii without complaint until the missionaries got here. If you want to walk around barefoot, go right ahead.You might feel better, or you might not.

The book does a reasonable (if overly long) job explaining various stretching and walking exercises. But feel free to ignore the book’s bad science.

Available at Amazon.com and BarnesandNoble.com ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro

APRIL 4, 2013

11

HAPPY HOUR! OU 2-6PM EVERY DA DAY AY

LAHAINA’S

DRAFTS $2.50 PACIFICO & DOS XX

ONE-STOP FOR ALL

WELLS $3 MARGARITAS $4.50

SPORTS GAMES & GOOD KINE GRINDS

2 TACOS $ 3 TAQUITOS $

00 5.

OFF ANY ENTREE WITH THIS COUPON $

Expires: 4/11/13

·HAPPY HOUR 3-7PM ·LATE NIGHT MENU TIL 3AM

Mexican can Grill G ill & Cantina Can

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

Open Sun-Thurs 10am-9pm • Fri & Sat 10am-10pm

667-6655 • TheEatGuide.com 843 WAINEE ST. UNIT 1 & 2

275 Kaahumanu Ave. - Queen Kaahumanu

808.871.5333

Kono’s

Best Sunset Views On Maui aui

LOBSTER NIGHT $16.95 Live Kona Lobsters Every Wednesday Night

on the green

*with additional purchase

Best Champagne Brunch on the Island Serving 8am-2pm Every Saturday & Sunday

Happy Hour • $2 Margaritas 2-5pm & 9-11pm • 7 Days a week

505 Front Street 808.662.0300 bettysbeachcafe.com facebook.com/bettysbeachcafe

12oz. Prime Rib • $19.95 Saturdays • All Natural Hawaiian Beef

10%

Open 10:30am to 10pm Happy Hour: 4pm to 7pm Lunch • Dinner • PUPUS

Full Service Sushi Bar

Elleair Maui Golf Club 1345 Piilani Hwy, Kihei 808.633.4220 konosonmaui.com

Kama’aina Discount Open Wednesday to Sunday at 4:30pm

Kihei's Kihe Kih hei's s Fa Fav Favorite Thai Restaurant estaurant since 1989!

• Great Food • Reasonable Prices • Vegetarian Choicess

KAMA’AINA AT HONU & MALA

OFF FOOD 7 DAYS A WEEK *Must have Hawaii License

MAHALO MAUI FOR SUPPORTING US ALL THESE YEARS!

ROYAL THAI CUISINE

LUNCH Mon.-Sat. 11am-3pm DINNER NIGHTLY 4:30-9:30pm * Azeka Makai, Kihei 874.0813 www.mauiroyalthaicuisine.com

*

12

APRIL 4, 2013

*

1307 Front Street • Lahaina, HI 96761 808.667.9394 malaoceantavern.com

1295 Front Street • Lahaina, HI 96761 808.667.9390 honumaui.com

Food & Drink

Body and Soil Or, how Vincent Mina is helping revolutionize the way Maui farmers grow food

BY JEN RUSSO

Vincent Mina at Kahanu Aina Greens

T

he engineer and entrepreneur Nolan Bushnell (@nolanbushnell) recently tweeted, “Innovation is inventing the future.

Get on it. I want to live there.” Bushnell may not know Vincent Mina, the owner of Maui’s Kahuna Aina Farms and president of Hawaii Farmers Union, but Mina has his back concerning agriculture’s future.

I first met Mina at his farm, which is tucked away in a Wailuku neighborhood.

There, he operates at maximum efficiency to grow micro greens on 2,000 square feet. The palettes that are currently growing will create the compost for the future crops. The harvest and wash room connect to the packaging and refrigeration room, which butt up to the driveway that holds the delivery van. It’s a very clean operation.

We sat in the kitchen where he washes his produce before it goes to market, between super-sized salad spinners for the micro greens and two huge crocks that made a “bloop bloop” bubbling sound as the fermenting process turned Maui grown veggies into probiotic-rich kim chee. It’s a product that will be on the menu at the upcoming 11th Body & Soil Conference on April 11, 12 and 13.

“Since our county is primarily a servicebased economy, I feel a leveling of the playing field in promoting more of a production-based, diversified agricultural economy that would not only provide more jobs but more tourists who would love to see diversified, regenerative Hawaii family farms and not more strip malls,” Mina told me. “It’s our experience that they also want to eat more locally produced food and are appalled to hear that we import a majority of our food.”

The night before my farm tour, the Maui Farmers Union United held their monthly meeting. Food is a big part of these meetings, and everyone brings prepared dishes.

After the welcoming circle, eating is first on

the agenda. Mina is president of the group, both for the Maui Chapter and the Hawaii Farmers Union United’s state chapter. These unions are connected to the National Farmers Union, which was founded 112 years ago to create agricultural communities via legislature, education and cooperation.

“I want to see more government commitment to the small farmers,” Mina said. “Even Don Guzman, our Agriculture Chair, was bewildered that we do not have an agriculture department in our local government.”

This isn’t too surprising. On April 2, Noe Tanigawa of Hawaii Public Radio interviewed George Kent, Professor Emeritus at University of Hawaii and global food expert about the future of food in Hawaii. Kent says that Hawaii’s agriculture products largely were chosen for profitability–not nutrition or health.

“We have to get away from simply saying we need more land in agriculture,” Kent told Tanigawa. “We need to do more in terms of policy to make that connection between health and agriculture policy.”

Mina and his wife are doing exactly that.

In 2001 they founded the Maui Aloha Aina group to promote life-nurturing practices for the body and soil.

I first heard about the Body and Soil Conference in 2010 but dismissed it as just for farmers. Mina disagrees. There’s something for everyone here, he said, from farmers to foodies. It’s about feeding your family with educated decisions and learning to be a cog in the local food chain. Mina’s ideas are visionary, but not far-fetched: In Michale J. Schiemer’s The Ultimate Nutrition Guide he writes, “Nothing tastes as good as being healthy feels.”

Crafting policies that provide financial rewards to farmers for recycling nutrients into the soil and creating nutrient-rich crops are what makes Mina tick. Another idea is creating an Agriculture Community Development Cooperative, which would support small farmers and ranchers, along

with a support system to handle regulation, safety, marketing and other costly measures that draw farmers away from what they love: the actual farm.

Food sovereignty policies were big news this past March when communities in Maine voted in town hall meetings, deciding that creating food for each other superseded government regulation. In Naturalnews.com, JD Heyes wrote, “According to the website FoodRenegade.com, Sedgwick is the first city in the U.S. to free itself from the constraints of federal and state food regulation. Published reports say the town has passed an ordinance that gives its citizens the right ‘to produce, sell, purchase, and consume local foods of their choosing,’ regulations be damned. The ordinance includes raw milk, meats that are slaughtered locally, all produce and just about anything else you might imagine.”

Mina says the Body and Soil Conference brings “presentations that articulate whole system strategies for regenerative agriculture and holistic health, working in concert with one another.”

Jerry Brunetti, one of our nation’s foremost speakers on soil and animal health, will appear for the seventh time, sharing his knowledge that helped him cure himself of lymphoma via holistic methods and refusing chemotherapy. Brunetti studied animal science at North Carolina State University and now teaches holistic animal remedies for farm livestock.

Heavy metal toxicity is a hot button, with exposure including airborne mercury, cavity fillings and fish consumption from polluted water. Dr. Chris Shade will speak about increased levels of heavy metals that can block your nutrient intake. He will also discuss how to boost your body’s ability to push out those toxins.

Dr. Patrick MacManaway from Scotland will help attendees with the primal aspects of

growing and farming. “Research and experimentation over the last 50 years have shown us what perhaps our ancestors knew all along– that the ‘Spirit of Place’ where we farm, and the natural intelligence innate in the plants and animals that we work with are central to the success, resilience and sustainability of our practices,” MacManaway has said.

In addition, every day during the conference a local speaker will also present topics. Dragon’s Den’s Malik Cotter will talk super foods and herbs. Farmer Eva Lee from the Big Island will talk on April 11 about burgeoning tea crops. Seth Raabe, the founder of Maui’s Whispering Winds Bamboo, will take attendees through restoring and preserving local fertility.

There’s also a daily trade show of ecological and holistic vendors, and Mana Foods is behind this year’s Ma’a Signature Organic Farm Harvested lunch. The breakfasts and lunches will showcase our island’s home-grown, organic, pesticide-free and humanely raised foods, whipped up into dishes by Bruddah Willy of Maui Tropical Plantation, Epic Harvest, Maui Vegan Soups, Nancy Brown and John Cadman.

Mina said past conferences have actually led to the creation of new farms on Maui.

“True investment is not what people pay to come but what they do with the inspiration when they move on,” he added. “In our current agricultural system I see baby steps toward regenerative farming. Our message is being spoken, just not loudly. I don’t have time for baby steps. I want to see this happen in my lifetime. Do our leaders have the time to make this happen?”

To register for the 2013 Body and Soil Conference, go to Mauialohaaina. org/2013-body-soil-conference. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

Washing sunflower sprouts

APRIL 4, 2013 13

Green THE

2013

IT’S ONE THING TO CALL YOURSELF “GREEN,” IT’S ANOTHER TO ACTUALLY TAKE ECOLOGICALLY MINDED ACTION. OUR ODE TO THE ENVIROMOVEMENT CRITICALLY EXAMINES THE QUESTION OF “WHAT IS GREEN.” WE EXPOSE THOSE FALLING SHORT AND PRAISE THOSE MAKING THE ISLAND SUSTAINABLE.

CALL & RESERVE YOUR SPACE TODAY!

ISSUE

DEADLINE: APRIL. 12TH PUBLISHES: APRIL 18TH

AD SIZE & PRICE FULL PAGE 3/4 PAGE JUNIOR PAGE 1/2 PAGE 1/3 PAGE 1/4 PAGE 1/6 PAGE 1/8 PAGE 1/12 PAGE 1/16 PAGE

$883 $662 $597 $491 $377 $262 $195 $142 $95 $74

Full Color Add 20%

TO RESERVE SPACE CONTACT: Brad at 808-283-3260 or brad@mauitime.com Tommy at 808-283-0512 or tommy@mauitime.com

14 APRIL 4, 2013

Art & Entertainment

‘Inked for Good’ Get tattooed by Pride Ink and help those suffering from cancer

BY JEN RUSSO • PHOTOS SEAN M HOWER

Boze Kapoi at Pride Ink

E

ver been inked for charity?

Well, now’s your chance. This Friday, Boze Kapoi’s Pride Ink will put on their annual Inked for Good charity fundraiser.

Kapoi, Kiha Kaina and Thomas Juan (who is

flying out from Las Vegas just for this event) will be tattooing for cancer care in a 12hour marathon session and all the proceeds will go to Maui Memorial Medical Center’s cancer patients and their families.

Their goal is to raise as much money as they can. That means hours of painstaking artistry and every penny goes to the fundraiser–the artists themselves won’t make a dime.

“One day a year we put our needs aside and just put everything into the fundraiser,” says Kapoi, who recently was named Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa’s “Young Small Business Person of the Year” for 2013. “Even if you are not getting tattooed just come down and say hi. It really keeps us going to see the support.”

Kapoi has a collection of Polynesian inspired designs on his walls in stretched canvas. You will even see the pink breast cancer ribbon in contemporary modern Polynesian tribal, a testament to how serious this team is about raising money for cancer.

Pride Ink will also have women’s and men’s T-shirts and canvas art to sell. Again, all proceeds from that will go to charity.

“Even if I sell all my merchandise, I will not be taking a cut for the cost of produc-

ing it,” says Kapoi. “We are really committed to our goal of raising the maximum amount that we can.”

Kapoi says this is a rare opportunity to book an appointment with Juan, a serious up and coming artist. The shop will also have pupus and refreshments during

Wailuku First Friday.

To get in the books for Friday, call 808268-4056. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more A&E news, visit MauiTime’s events blog at: mauivents.com

Get Inked for Good

APRIL 4, 2013 15

DON’T MISS OUR

SPECIAL 10TH 30% OFF DINNER TIME FROM 6PM-9PM DAILY (PLUS TAX & GRATUITY)

ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION

FRIDAY, APRIL 12TH

COME JOIN US FOR SOME LOCAL GRINDZ!

AUTHENTIC HAWAIIAN CUISINE ****FOOD MADE TO ORDER****

BREAKFAST! $ 3.95 BREAKFAST! $ 4 MIMOSA OR

BLOODY MARY COCKTAIL

PLATE LUNCHES LOCO MOCO HAMBURGER STEAK LAU LAU KALUA PORK KALBI RIBS MAHI MAHI FISH TEMPURA AND MANY MORE ITEMS…

BEST OF MAUI WINNER FOR BEST BURGER FOR THE PAST

9 YEARS IN A ROW!

HAPPY HOURS 2PM- 6PM

$2, $3, $4 DRINK SPECIALS

Draft Beer, Mai Tai’s, Margaritas, & More…

$5 YUMMY MUNCHIES

Presentations articulating whole system strategies of regenerative agriculture and holistic health working in

concert together.

Register Online at MauiGrown.com

Fish Taco 1pc, Fish n’ Chips 1pc

BLUE LAGOON LAHAINA 808.661.4900 • 658 FRONT ST. LAHAINA Across from the Banyan Tree Park

FRESH FISH • STEAKS • SALADS BABYBACK RIBS • CHICKEN Serving lunch & dinner 7 days a week Located on Front Street in Lahaina overlooking the Banyan Tree

THE WHARF CINEMA CENTER 667-0908

MAUI FOOD + DRINK WITH MAUITIME

FLAVOR

.com 16 APRIL 4, 2013

Picks

BY MARINA SATOAFAIGA @sandtothecity

THURSDAY, APR. 4 T ‘SEEDS OF ALOHA’ – Makai Studios and Slack Key Show are presenting a special screening of Seeds of Aloha. It’s a film documenting the life of slack key virtuoso, college professor and Grammy winner George Kahumoku, Jr. From tending to his kalo plants to performing on stages around the world, the film takes viewers on a journey to find out what makes Kahumoku so special. Prior to the movi guests can listen to Kahumoku and friends jam. You can also get a sample of movie, Kahu Kahumoku’s traditional herbal tea when you purchase your ticket(s) in advance. $12 adva advance/ $15 at the door. Doors open 6:30pm/ Films starts 7:30pm. Iao Theater (68 North Market St., Wailuku); 808-669-3858, SlackKeyShow.com.

KABOOM THURSDAYS – Casanova is bringing island residents and visitors together for another evening of ragin’ Reggae Thursdays, KABOOMstyle. It’s a night dedicated to Reggae, dancehall and island vibes. DJ Irie Dole of Ja Warrior Shelter Hi-Fi will be spinning into the early morning for your dancing pleasure. $5 before 10pm/ $10 after.

9:30pm-1:30am. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220, Casanovamaui.com.

FRIDAY, APR. 5 JAZZ & BLUES WALK – The Front Street Jazz and Blues Walk is back for another year, which benefits The Maui Jazz Society’s scholarship fund. The public is invited to stroll down historic Front Street this Friday and Saturday, for some great jazz. Headlining the weekend will be saxophonist Michael Paulo and jazz singer Melveen Leed.

Catch Paulo at the Old Lahaina Prison on Saturday 4pm-6pm and Leed both nights at the Pioneer Inn 6pm-9pm. Captain Jack’s, Hard Rock Café, Kimo’s and Longhi’s will also host jazz and blues musicians on both nights. (Line-up subject to change.) 808-661-0202, Facebook.com/Thefrontstreetjazzandblueswalk.

FREE HEALTH SCREENINGS – This Friday WE and Project Vision Hawaii will stop in front of the Salvation Army in Lahaina to offer free health screenings. Open to the public, the services include help with starting MedQuest applications, eye exams, blood pressure and glucose tests, counseling from Community Alliance for Mental Health Services and more.

Services for each screening varies. Can’t make it? Don’t worry, because there will be upcoming free screenings in Hana, Kihei, Kahului and Wailuku. Free. 9am-1pm. Salvation Army (131 Shaw St., Lahaina), kenomoto1@hawaii.rr.com

FRIDAY, APR. 5 THE ALOHA BLUEGRASS BAND – The originators of the term “Piligrass,” The Aloha Bluegrass Band takes to Stella Blues’ stage for the first time this Friday.

Originally from the Mainland, The Aloha Bluegrass Band is dedicated to the preservation of authentic bluegrass and folk, which they blend with local Hawaiian tunes.

When not performing, band members work as instructors at the Aloha Music Academy. There they further the learning of these traditional styles of music to children and adults. $10. 9pm. Stella Blues Cafe (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779, Stellablues.com.

WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY – HMSA is partnering with Wailuku First Friday to bring another healthy dose of Friday festivity. Get some light exercise strolling down Market Street or break a sweat with free yoga. There will be live music, Body Alive and Exotic Eye Tattoo anniversary specials and a shoe drive at If The Shoe Fits benefiting the Big Brothers Big Sisters program. The town party welcomes back the Beer Garden benefiting Na Leo Kako`o, and Kama‘aina Loan/Cash for Gold will live stream the evening. The event is free and family friendly. 6pm-9pm.

Wailuku (Historic Market St.), Mauifridays.com.

SATURDAY, APR. 6 MAUI ONSTAGE SNEAK PEAK – Maui OnStage is pulling aside the curtains for an exclusive Sneak Peek at next year’s season. Serving as a benefit for the local non-profit organization, the evening will offer a few surprises. Be entertained with cocktails, a menu reflective of the new season and the soothing sound of Jazz. The festivities will include the official announcement of the new season along with more music and entertainment. Note that $65 of your ticket is tax-deductible.

Details on the Kihei location will be given during ticket buying process. $125. 5pm-9pm. 808-242-6969, Mauionstage.com.

SOMOS OHANA NICARAGUA – The nonprofit organization Somos Ohana Nicaragua is hosting a two-week camp for children and young adults with special needs in Northwestern Nicaragua and they need your help. This Saturday, the group will host their annual rummage sale of clothing, art, household appliances, plants, fresh produce and more.

Volunteers for Somos Ohana Nicaragua fund their own travel and lodging expenses, allowing all proceeds to go directly to Nicaragua outreach efforts. 8am-2pm. Pukalani Elementary School, Cafeteria (2945 Iolani St., Pukalani); 808-572-9898, flav1@hawaiiantel.net.

SATURDAY, SA S AT TU UR RD DAY,, A APR. 6 MAUI COUNTY AG FESTIVAL – Here’s your chance to talk story with local farmers, chefs and industry leaders at the annual Maui County Agriculture Festival. This year’s theme, “Value Added,” pertains to agriculture’s impact on the county’s economy, environment and lifestyle. The Maui County Farm Bureau will highlight the farm-to-shelf process through many informational panels and resources. Join the conversation and enjoy food demonstrations, a farmers market, recipe swapping/contest and panels where you can ask questions from agriculture specialists. Keiki can enjoy barnyard games and farm activities. Parking is limited but there will be a free shuttle service between War Memorial and Maui Tropical Plantation throughout the day. Free. 9am-4pm. Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Wailuku), Mauicountyfarmbureau.org.

READ TO A DOG – PAWS for Reading and Hawaii Canines for Independence will be visiting the Kihei Public Library. They provide specially-trained dogs to those with physical disabilities.

Keiki will be given the opportunity to read to a dog for 15 minutes.

Keiki and their parents are encouraged to be on time for reading slots. For special accommodation, sign language interpreters and to reserve a spot, please contact the library ahead of time.

Free. 3:00-4:30pm. Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808- 875-6833, Librarieshawaii.org.

SUNDAY, APR. 7 ‘BLESSINGS IN THE BREEZE’ – In the spirit of community and compassion, Maui artists Anna Good and Steve Turnbull will feature their art in a new show titled, “Blessings in the Breeze.” While Good and Turnbull agree the element of wind has its challenges, both also say that the wind is a vital characteristic to Maui. The public is invited to write personal messages on prayer flags, which will later to be sent into the wind, symbolically spreading goodwill. The Maui Dharma Center will receive the proceeds from the evening’s art sales. Free admission. 2pm-6pm. Turnbull Fine Art (137 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9385, Turnbullfineart.com.

MONDAY, APR. 8

MAUI HUMANE SOCIETY’S 60TH ANNIVERSARY – You’re invited to celebrate Maui Humane Society’s 60 years of service this Sunday. You can enjoy 60 percent off adoptions, while keiki can play in the fun zone and get close and cuddly with their new furry friends. Learn how you can contribute by becoming a foster parent. No celebration is complete without a sweet treat, so guests can enjoy shave ice to help take the edge of your adoption decision. Free. 11am-2pm. Maui Humane Society (1350 Mehameha Loop, Pu’unene); 808-877-3680, MauiHumaneSociety.org.

WEDNESDAY, APR. 10 ‘5 BROKEN CAMERAS’ – Maui Peace Action and the UH Maui College Peace Club extends an invitation to a screening of the documentary 5 Broken Cameras. The 2011 Oscar nominated film follows, through the lenses of Palestinian farmer Emad Burnat, resistance to the Israeli army when a barrier starts to go up. Originally buying a camera to document the birth of his fourth child, Burnat chronicles the struggle using one destroyed camera after another. Recipient of the World Cinema Directing Award at the 2012 Sundance Festival, the film has received special recognition from audiences worldwide. Free. 6pm. UH Maui College, Ka Lama 103 (310 W Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Mauipeace.org.

WEDNESDAY WALKABOUT BAR CRAWL – They only do this once a month, so here’s your shot for April. On this night, five bars in the Triangle (that’s Kihei Kalama Village to those who’ve been on-island less than an hour) will offer drink specials. As usual, the five bars are Ambrosia, Kahale’s, Dog & Duck, Tiki Lounge and Three’s. This month’s featured alcohol is Ketel One, so get ready to imbibe a bit of vodka. Participants will get a card at their first bar of the evening, and each successive visit to one of the above bars gets a punch on that card. Those who visit all five bars, and earn all five punches, win a prize courtesy of Ketel One. So have fun, but please drink responsibly. 8pm. Kihei Kalama Village (1913 S. Kihei Rd.)

APRIL 4, 2013

17

News. .com

NAPILI - 5095 NAPILIHAU ST (808) 665-0222 * LAHAINA - 840 WAINE’E STREET (808) 661-8883 KIHEI - 2411 S. KIHEI RD (808) 879-5005 * PI’ILANI -247 PI’IKEA AVE (808) 875-9340 KAHULUI - QUEEN KA’AHUMANU CENTER (808) 871-7726 KALAMA VILLAGE - 1913 S. KIHEI ROAD (808) 874-6088

18 APRIL 4, 2013

Film

Dinosaurs!

‘Jurassic Park’ is back, this time in 3D

BY BARRY WURST II

Jurassic Park 3D ★★★★★

Rated PG-13 / 97 Min.

O

ne of the great thrills of my childhood happened in 1994, when I met film critic Roger Ebert at the Queen Ka’ahumanu Center. He was at the Waldenbooks (RIP), signing copies of his Roger Ebert’s Movie Glossary. I had been a fan of his my entire life and was thrilled to have a few moments to speak with him. I thanked him for coining the term “The Bruised Forearm Movie,” in which he deemed any film so suspenseful that your date squeezes your arm blue. I knew about this the year before, when my mother took me to see Jurassic Park. We caught it opening weekend at the Kukui Mall but arrived a little late and had to sit in the front row. Sure enough, the film frightened my mother so much that I walked away with my right arm looking like it survived a velociraptor attack.

Twenty years later, Steven Spielberg’s monster movie holds up even better

than I remembered. For the uninitiated, it stars Richard Attenborough as John Hammond, a wealthy eccentric who has funded a theme park with real dinosaurs.

He invites a couple of paleontologists (Sam Neill and Laura Dern), a chaos expert (Jeff Goldblum), a “blood sucking lawyer” (Martin Ferrero) and his grandchildren (Joseph Mozello and Ariana Richards) to be the first to see the park and experience the inaugural test run. An unforeseen tropical storm, a saboteur and the ravenous appetites of the dinosaurs wreck havoc at every turn, transforming Hammond’s whimsical intentions into a bloody struggle for survival.

For a film so deservedly lauded for its still-incredible special effects, it’s to the credit of the cast that the humans aren’t blown off the screen. Neill makes a fine action hero and Dern has an earthy, natural quality that makes her character believable, even when she’s being chased by blood thirsty lizards. Goldblum is terrific, making his every line sound like an idiosyncratic ad lib and it’s touching to watch Attenborough while his dream of becoming the next Walt Disney shatters around

Park’s reopened

him. Everyone’s in fine form, except for a hyper-hammy Wayne Knight, over-acting his comic relief schtick.

The thrill that Hammond and the movie itself promises is the privilege of seeing real dinosaurs. The early CGI effects and animatronics creations are so stupendous that the film still evokes a sense of shock.

This is one of Spielberg’s scariest, and the best sequences have become iconic nightmare- generators for kids worldwide.

The introduction to the Tyrannosaurus Rex is Spielberg’s masterstroke, a brilliantly paced set-piece that turns the audience into knots. You may remember the famous shots of the water vibrating, as well the chilling reveal of the disappearing goat. What makes the scene so intense and terrifying is

the lack of music: John Williams’ muscular score ceases entirely, and all we hear are the screams of some terrified children, as a giant set of jaws tears after them. Seriously, do not ignore the movie’s PG-13 rating.

The only misstep is the ending. After a grueling series of breathtaking, back-toback action sequences, the film shies away from a grim conclusion and instead forces an undeserved, unnecessary feel-good moment. It’s one of the many touches that soften the darkness of Michael Crichton’s far more disturbing novel.

Still, it’s a thrill to see one of Spielberg’s most exciting achievements on the big screen again... and in 3D. The dinosaurs, and bruised forearms, are back in the theater where they belong. ■

Green Island Gardening 15 years in business • SERVING

Upcountry, Wailuku & South Maui • QUALITY YARD CARE SERVICE

Mowing, Weed Whacking, Hedge Trimming, Irrigation Repairs, & More

Call Kevin

808.276.0873

Attending Attending to to all all your your landscape landscape needs needs

FOLLOW US!

VOTED BEST

TATTOO SHOP

BY M AU I LO C A L S !

579.8515

Alexander Academy of Performing Arts Now Enrolling Students for Spring, Summer Sessions and Camps Ballet, pointe, jazz, contemporary & creative movement classes Ages 2 1/2- Adult

The Best Of Maui

120 HANA HWY • UPSTAIRS PAIATATOOPARLOR.COM

www.alexanderacademy.info

808.878.8970 Alexander Alex Ale xande xander xan der Ac A Academy cade ademy my is i an up u upc upcountry coun ou try oun r da d danci dancing anci ciing ng ``ohana providing quality dance instruction to the community.

Old Kula Community Center PO Box 1291, Kula, HI 96790

APRIL 4, 2013 19

Green THE

2013

ISSUE

SEAN

MICHAEL HOWER PHOTO P PH HOT OTO O + VI VIDE VIDEO VIDE DEO EO

8 0 8 .225 0 . 1 78 8 808.250.1788 MA M MAUIWEDDINGMEDIAS.COM AUI UIWE WEDD WE DDIN DD INGM IN GME GM MED EDIAS. EDI IAS.CO COM M

IT’S ONE THING TO CALL YOURSELF “GREEN,” IT’S ANOTHER TO ACTUALLY TAKE ECOLOGICALLY MINDED ACTION. OUR ODE TO THE ENVIRO-MOVEMENT CRITICALLY EXAMINES THE QUESTION OF “WHAT IS GREEN.” WE EXPOSE THOSE FALLING SHORT AND PRAISE THOSE MAKING THE ISLAND SUSTAINABLE.

DEADLINE: APRIL. 12TH PUBLISHES: APRIL 18TH

TO RESERVE SPACE CONTACT: Brad at 808-283-3260 or brad@mauitime.com Tommy at 808-283-0512 or tommy@mauitime.com

20 APRIL 4, 2013

Totally disagree with our articles? Love one so much you have to give us your two cents?

Did you know that you can comment on articles online? Be sure to check us out at:

Film

Showtimes

WHERE AND WHEN TO WATCH WHAT

BY JENNA SCHAMBER

Evil Dead opens this week KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: Every day until 4pm)

Evil Dead-R-FRI-SAT 10:30, 12:40, 2:50, 5:00, 7:10, 8:10, 9:20, 10:20. SUN-WED 10:30, 12:40, 2:50, 5:00, 7:10, 8:10.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation-PG13-THU 11:45, 1:15, 2:10, 4:35, 7:00, 8:30, 9:25, 10:55. FRI-SAT 10:50, 11:45, 1:15, 2:10, 3:40, 4:35, 6:05, 7:00, 8:30, 9:25, 10:55. SUN-WED 10:50, 11:45, 1:15, 2:10, 3:40, 4:35, 6:05, 7:00, 8:30.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation 3D-PG13-THU 10:50, 12:30, 2:55, 3:40, 5:20, 6:05, 7:45, 10:10. FRISAT 12:30, 2:55, 5:20, 7:45, 10:10. SUN-WED 12:30, 2:55, 5:20, 7:45.

Jack The Giant Slayer-PG13-THU 10:00, 12:30, 3:00, 5:30, 8:00. FRI-WED 3:00, 5:30.

NEW THIS WEEK

Oz the Great and Powerful-PG-THU 10:15, 11:15, 1:00, 3:45, 4:45, 6:30, 10:15. FRI-WED 12:00, 2:00, 7:30.

Oz the Great and Powerful 3D-PG-THU 2:00, 7:30. FRI-SAT 11:00, 4:45, 10:15. SUN-WED 11:00, 4:45.

Snitch-PG13-THU 9:30, 10:30.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

21 And Over-R-THU (5:05), 9:40. FRI-WED (2:30), 7:20.

Admission-PG13-THU (2:20, 4:55), 7:25, 10:00. FRI (11:45, 2:20, 4:55), 7:25, 10:00.

SAT-SUN (11:45, 2:20), 4:55, 7:25, 10:00. MONWED (2:20, 4:55), 7:25, 10:00.

Animation - An astronaut responds to a SOS call on a dangerous alien world. 95 min.

GI JOE: RETALIATION - PG-13 - Action -

EVIL DEAD - R - Horror - This remake of

the 1981 Sam Raimi flick involves a remote cabin, five friends and some demon who lives in the woods. 91 min.

JURASSIC PARK 3D - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi

- The 1993 Steven Spielberg dinosaurs-arechasing-us picture is back and in 3D. Stars Sam Neill, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum. See this week’s film critique. 127 min.

NOW PLAYING 21 AND OVER - R - Comedy - A med student

celebrates his 21st birthday the night before a big exam. 93 min.

ADMISSION - PG13 - Comedy - Tina Fey

and Paul Rudd star in this look at a Princeton admissions counselor who finds herself connected to a prospective new student. 117 min.

THE CALL - R - Thriller - A 911 operator fac-

es a killer from her past to save some girl who got abducted. 95 min.

THE CROODS - PG - Animation - A prehis-

toric family goes on a road trip. 98 min.

ESCAPE FROM PLANET EARTH - PG -

Bruce Willis, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and elite military unit (based on old action figures) fights bad guys. 110 min.

THE HOST - PG13 - Action/Romance -

Some teen chick tries to save her friends (and the world, I guess) from an invisible force that erases peoples’ memories. 125 min.

Escape from Planet Earth-PG-THU (1:45).

FRI (11:35, 1:45, 4:15). SAT-SUN (11:35, 1:45), 4:15. MON-WED (1:45, 4:15).

Jurassic Park-PG13-FRI-WED (2:25).

Jurassic Park 3D-PG13-FRI (11:30, 5:20), 8:15. SAT-SUN (11:30), 5:20, 8:15. MONWED (5:20), 8:15.

Life of Pi-PG-THU (2:45). FRI-WED (2:45), 8:30.

Life of Pi 3D-PG-THU (5:30), 8:30. FRI (11:55, 5:30). SAT-SUN (11:55), 5:30. MON-WED (5:30).

Olympus Has Fallen-R-THU-FRI (1:30, 4:20), 7:15, 9:55. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:20, 7:15, 9:55.

MON-WED (1:30, 4:20), 7:15, 9:55.

Silver Linings Playbook-R-THU (4:15), 6:55, 9:35. FRI-WED 6:55 9:35.

Spring Breakers-R-THU (2:50, 5:10), 7:30, 9:50. FRI (12:30, 2:50, 5:10), 7:30, 9:50. SATSUN (12:30, 2:50), 5:10, 7:30, 9:50. MON-WED

(2:50, 5:10), 7:30, 9:50.

The Call-R-THU (2:10, 4:25), 6:50, 9:10. FRI (11:50, 2:10, 4:25), 6:50, 9:10. SAT-SUN (11:50, 2:10), 4:25, 6:50, 9:10. MON-WED (2:10, 4:25), 6:50, 9:10.

The Croods-PG-THU (1:40, 4:00, 4:30), 6:30, 9:00, 9:25. FRI (1:40, 4:00), 6:30, 8:55. SATSUN (1:40), 4:00, 6:30, 8:55. MON-WED (1:40, 4:00), 6:30, 8:55.

The Croods 3D-PG-THU (2:00, 3:20, 5:45), 7:00, 8:15. FRI (12:45, 3:20, 5:45), 8:10. SATSUN (12:45, 3:20), 5:45, 8:10. MON-WED (3:20, 5:45), 8:10.

The Host-PG13-THU (3:15), 6:15, 9:15. FRI (12:15, 3:15), 6:15, 9:15. SAT-SUN (12:15, 3:15), 6:15, 9:15. MON-WED (3:15), 6:15, 9:15.

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone-PG13-THU (2:30) 7:20. FRI (12:05, 4:45), 9:40. SAT-SUN (12:05), 4:45, 9:40. MON-WED (4:45), 9:40.

Tyler Perry’s Temptation-PG13-THU (1:35, 4:10), 7:05, 9:45. FRI (1:35, 4:10), 7:05, 9:45.

SAT-SUN (1:35), 4:10, 7:05, 9:45. MON-WED (1:35, 4:10), 7:05, 9:45.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

Evil Dead-R-FRI (2:00, 4:30), 7:05, 9:35. SATSUN (2:00), 4:30, 7:05, 9:35. MON-WED (2:00, 4:30), 7:05, 9:35.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation-PG13-THU (2:00, 4:20), 7:00, 9:45. FRI (1:45, 4:15), 7:00, 9:30. SATSUN (1:45), 4:15, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (1:45, 4:15), 7:00, 9:30.

Oz the Great and Powerful-PG-THU (12:30, 3:30), 6:30, 9:30.

The Croods-PG-THU (1:50, 4:30), 7:05, 9:40. FRI (1:30, 4:00), 6:45, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:00, 6:45, 9:15. MON-WED (1:30, 4:00), 6:45, 9:15.

SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK - R - Dra-

TYLER PERRY’S TEMPTATION - PG13 -

ma/Comedy - Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper star in this look at what happens when a former teacher moves back in with his parents after a stint in a mental institution. 122 min.

Drama - A hot billionaire tempts an ambitious

SPRING BREAKERS - R - Crime/Comedy - Harmony Korine’s newest movie is about bikini-clad hotties on Spring Break who find themselves doing the bidding of a drug dealer. 94 min.

wife. Hilarity ensues. 111 min.

LAST CHANCE SNITCH - PG13 - Action/Thriller - Dwayne

Johnson plays a dad who goes undercover for the DEA to help out his son, who was set up in a drug deal. Everyone got that? 112 min.

THE INCREDIBLE BURT WONDERSTONE -

PG13 - Comedy - Two superstar magicians stage a risky stunt after some street magician makes them look boring. 100 min.

JACK THE GIANT SLAYER - PG13 - Fanta-

sy - Big budget CGI take on the classic fairy tale of a boy, magic beans and a big guy who lives in the clouds. 114 min.

LIFE OF PI - PG - Adventure - A young man sur-

vives a shipwreck only to find himself trapped in a lifeboat with a Bengal tiger. 127 min.

OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN - R - Action - A

cashiered Secret Service agent helps save the president after terrorists hit the White House. 120 min.

OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL - PG - Fan-

tasy - A small-time magician finds himself in Oz. Stars James Franco and Rachel Weisz. 130 min.

Last chance to see Snitch

APRIL 4, 2013 21

Calendar

Da Kine Calendar

BY JENNA SCHAMBER

BIG SHOWS

THE FRONT STREET JAZZ & BLUES WALK - Fri, Apr 5 through Sat, Apr 6. See This Week’s Picks. Lahaina Town, (Front Street, Lahaina); 808-661-0202; facebook.com/thefrontstreetjazzandblueswalk KIT KAT CLUB CABARET - Fri, Apr 5. Maui’s own Kit Kat Club brings their Coconut Island cabaret to Fleetwood’s on Front St. every Friday night through April 26th. $40 for VIP, up-close and personal, theater-style seating, and $20 for deck view. 9pm Fleetwood’s on Front St., (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; fleetwoodsonfrontst.com THE ALOHA BLUEGRASS BAND - Fri, Apr 5.

See This Week’s Picks. $10. 9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com THORNATO - Sat, Apr 6. A night of tropical booty bass beats from New York-based Producer/DJ Thornato, Cumba Mela crew, DJ Nadi and K Be. $10. 9:30pm-1:30am Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; casanovasmaui.com VINCE ESQUIRE BAND - Sat, Apr 6. A live performance from Maui’s own blues/rock power trio, Vince Esquire Band. No cover. 10pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com

STAGE

ONO: A FAREWELL CONCERT WITH ALISON MIKES - Mon, Apr 8. Join Iao Theater in wishing Alison “A Hui Hou” as she prepares to move to Virginia in July. An evening of songs from City of Angels, Song and Dance, Title of Show, SHOUT and others. Free. 6:30pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 12 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful cultural education available for our visitors (and ourselves). Starting at $24.50 keiki / $59.50 adults.

Dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, f.k.a. Maui Myth & Magic Theatre, built specifically for ‘Ulalena, (Old Lahaina Center, 878 Front St.); 1-877-688-4800; mauitheatre.com

FOODIE

HULA GRILL’S CHEF TASTING MENU TO BENEFIT HILT - Daily. Hula Grill announced it will donate a portion of the proceeds from its Chef’s Tasting Menu to the Hawaiian Islands Land Trust as part of its Legacy of Aloha Program. The 3-course menu is offered daily from 4:45-5:45pm & all evening at the Chef’s Counter. $25.95. 4:30-5:30pm Hula Grill, (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808-667-6636; hulagrillkaanapali.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Apr 7. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko Restaurant. The special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in taro leaf, steamed, and served with jasmine rice. Call for pricing and reservations. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com MOUTH-WATERING MONDAYS - Mon, Apr 8.

Come and try free samples of what is in season or new each week. Free. 5pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

TICKETS ON SALE

KIMIE - Fri, Apr 12. Hawaii native Kimie celebrates the release of her new album, To The Sea, with a Ha-

22 APRIL 4, 2013

waii tour. The 7 track EP was independently released thanks to funds raised through her Kickstarter Campaign. Her style is known as acoustic soul and reggae with a touch of R&B and funk. First show is a Supper Club, $60 dinner and show at 6pm or $30 show only at 7:30pm. Second show is at 10pm, $15 presale or $20 at door. Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com MAPA PRESENTS “FRESHER AHI” - Fri, Apr 12 through Sun, Apr 28. The sequel to last year’s hit production of the local comedy Lesser Ahi, features the return of Andrew, Anden, Tutu, Jesse and the whole whacky Ahi ‘ohana.

Written by and starring Derek Nakagawa and Francis Tau’a. Fri & Sat: 7:30pm and Sun: 2pm.

Steppingstone Playhouse, (Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, 275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-8760; mauiacademy.org AN EVENING WITH JAMES TAYLOR - Fri, Apr 12. See five-time Grammy Award winning artist, James Taylor, perform live on Maui. $110, $85, $65, $50. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org 25TH ANNUAL PUNDY YOKOUCHI MEMORIAL GOLF TOURNAMENT - Sat, Apr 13. A fundraiser honoring Maui Arts & Cultural Center visionary and founder, Masaru “Pundy” Yokouchi, who loved the arts and golf. The tournament begins with a shotgun start at 7am and ends with an awards luncheon at Cafe O’ Lei in The Dunes Clubhouse. $300 entry fee per team/$550 hole sponsorship. Registration deadline is 4/5. For more information, call or email. The Dunes at Maui Lani, (1333 Mauilani Pkwy, Kahului,); 808243-4225; kathy@mauiarts.org FANTASIA AFTER DARK - Sat, Apr 13. Imua Family Services and Making A Difference Project present an evening of dance and music with performances by Bird of Prey, Rhythm Star and Sweet Beats. A Midsummer’s Night Dream meets Tribal Hawaii costume theme! Presale tickets online $30, $40 door. The Grand Wailea, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); imuafantasiaball.org THE MAYJAH RAYJAH 2013 - Sun, Apr 14. Get ready for the biggest island music concert of the year featuring Katchafire from New Zealand, Common Kings from Hawai’i, Rebel Souljahz and more! $35/advance, $45/ on show day. 6:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org SUPPER CLUB WITH JOHN CRUZ - Fri, Apr 19. A 4-course dinner and show featuring Grammy award-winning singer/songwriter, John Cruz. $60 dinner & show at 6pm, and $30 show only at 7:30pm. Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com SOJA WITH SPECIAL GUEST, ATMOSPHERE - Fri, Apr 19. Reggae band SOJA aka Soldiers Of Jah Army perform live with hip hop group, Atmosphere. $39.50/general, $80/VIP ($5 increase on show day). 6pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org DALA - Fri, Apr 19. Canadian acoustic-folk duo of Amanda Walther and Sheila Carabine bring their original folk pop tunes to the stage. $25. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org JOSHUA NELSON & THE KOSHER GOSPEL SINGERS - Fri, Apr 26. Soulful gospel music from Joshua Nelson and The Kosher Gospel Singers. $17, $12/students & seniors with valid ID. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org

THE BROTHERS CAZIMERO LEI DAY CONCERT 2013 - Sat, Apr 27. Contemporary Hawaiian music from The Brothers Cazimero. $12, $28, $37. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org

WI-FI FRIDAYS AT QKC - Live classical guitar performances in the food court every Friday in April to celebrate the launch of free Wi-Fi access at Queen Kaahumanu Center. Free. 12-1pm Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; goo.gl/NLb03ter.com

RAPPER/MUSICIAN NAS - Thu, May 2.

BAMP Project presents seven time platinum selling rapper/musician Nas live on Maui. $45 (in advance plus applicable fees), $5 increase day of show. 6pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org

WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 6-9pm (Market, Main and Vineyard Streets, Wailuku); mauifridays.com

GLENN FRY - Sat, May 4. Legendary Eagles singersongwriter and co-founder, Glenn Frey, will perform one night only on Maui backed by his full band featuring songs that span Frey’s entire career. $55, $79, $89 and a limited number of $129 premium seats.

5pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org SHANTALA “SACRED MUSIC OF INDIA” CONCERT - Sun, May 5. These Bhakti Fest headliners bring “the bhav” to Maui. Benjy & Heather Wertheimer of Shantala along with special guest Sean Frenette. Advance tickets available at Maui Kombucha in Haiku and Monsoon India Restaurant in Kihei. Come early for Monsoon Indian Feast and for best seats. $15 advance, $20 cash at door.

7-9pm Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave.); 808-579-8271; shantalamusic.com FIFTH ANNUAL MAUI BREWERS FESTIVAL - Sat, May 18. Taste from over 30 craft breweries, sample appetizers from Maui’s popular restaurants and food trucks, and see live music by Nuff Sedd, Lia Live! and Simply Twisted. The advance purchase price for general admission (4-7 pm) is $50 per adult, which includes eight 4-ounce pours of beer, a commemorative beer glass, ‘ono pupu and desserts, and event parking. The $95 VIP/Rare Beer tasting package features reserved parking. 2:30-7pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, APR 4 BODY ALIVE YOGA/EXOTIC EYE TATTOO ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATIONS - Anniversary specials continue with $25 toe tattoos on Thursday and $25 finger tattoos and free yoga with Rachel (4:45pm) on First Friday. Body Alive Yoga & Movement Studio, (1995 Main St., second floor, Wailuku); 808-359-1060; bodyaliveyoga.com COMPLETE HEALTH IMPROVEMENT PROGRAM INFO SERIES - A special opportunity to learn more about how to prevent, arrest and reverse chronic disease. Free (RSVP by phone). 6pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-242-8423; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui “SEEDS OF ALOHA” FILM PREMIERE See This Week’s Picks. Advanced tickets $12, day of show tickets $15. 6:30-9:30pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-6693858; slackkeyshow.com

FRIDAY, APR 5 FREE HEALTH SCREENINGS - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 9am-1pm Salvation Army, (131 Shaw St., Lahaina); kenomoto1@hawaii.rr.com ALOHA FRIDAY MUSICAL JAM - In partnership with Hawai’i on TV, each Friday a different musical style is featured by local artists. Experience Maui at its best! Free. 11:30am-1:30pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

SATURDAY, APR 6 31ST ANNUAL PADDLERS OPEN REGATTA - A fundraising event hosted by the Kihei Canoe Club for the club’s keiki and seasonal programs.

Lunch sponsored by Maui Brewing Co. and Beach Bums Bar & Grill. Divisions include: Experienced Men, Women, Mixed, Novice Men, Women, Mixed (Novice crews allowed one experienced paddler).

Forms available on websites below. 6-person crews, $135 advance (before 4/5), $150 day of event. 7am Kihei Canoe Club, (South Kihei Rd., Ka Lae Pohaku beach across from ABC Store); paddlersopen.php; kiheicanoeclub.com SOMOS OHANA NICARAGUA’S RUMMAGE SALE - See This Week’s Picks. 8am-2pm Pukalani Elementary School, Cafeteria, (2945 Iolani St.); 808-572-9898; flav1@hawaiiantel.net MAUI COUNTY AG FESTIVAL - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 9am-4pm Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808244-7643; mauicountyfarmbureau.org PET ADOPTIONS WITH HARF - Join the Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation (HARF) for a very special opportunity to rescue your next best friend!

Every Saturday, HARF will bring animals in need of a good home. For more info, see websites or call. 10am-4pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-446-4126; and 10am-4pm Petco, (270 Dairy Road, #144, Kahului); 808-876-0022; hawaiiananimalrescue.org HOLOKAI CLUB - An organized arts and crafts event created for families with children in kindergarten through 5th grade. Free. 10am-12pm Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com STORIES OF HAWAII AND THE WORLD - Local storyteller and former HSPLS librarian Dave Del Rocco will present folktales from Hawaii and other places around the world such as Africa, Alaska, Italy, Laos, and the Philippines. Free. 10:30am Lahaina Library, (680 Wharf St.); 808-662-3950 PSYCHIC/INTUITIVE FAIR - Receive insights and inspiration from Maui’s premier intuitives (angel, astrology and tarot), plus aura photography.

Held every first Saturday of each month. 11am4pm Temple of Peace, (575 Ha’iku Rd.); 808575-5220; temple-of-peace.org AGING WISELY COMMUNITY SERIES - An educational presentation by guest speaker Elaine Slavinsky, MPH, MEd, RN on Alzheimer’s, Dementia, and Normal Aging. Roselani Place will also host an open house with model apartments open for viewing. Light lunch refreshments will be served. Free (RSVP to reserve your space). 11:30am-2pm Roselani Place, (88 S. Papa Ave., Kahului); 808-8717720; roselaniplace.com; diane@roselaniplace.com READ TO A DOG - See This Week’s Picks. Free.

3-4:30pm Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; librarieshawaii.org YU-GI-OH - Maui Toy Works presents a Yu-GiOh card session. Open to the public! Free. 3-5pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com MAUI ONSTAGE SNEAK PEEK - See This Week’s Picks. $125 per person or $1,125 table

TheGRID

THURSDAY

FRIDAY

SATURDAY

SUNDAY

MONDAY-WEDNESDAY

4/4

4/5

4/6

4/7

4/8-4/10

FIND THE GRID ONLINE AT MAUITIME.COM/GRID OR TO HAVE YOUR BUSINESS ADDED TO OUR WEEKLY GRID SEND YOUR INFORMATION TO CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM

ALE HOUSE

Envy Nightclub 9pm; $10 cover

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

Get Your Sexy On with DJ La Rage 10pm; no cover

DigiLuxe w/ DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

BLUE LAGOON Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

of 10. 5-9pm (Oceanside location, Kihei); 808242-6969; mauionstage.com

SUNDAY, APR 7 2ND ANNUAL MAUI 5K - A 5K run and 1-mile keiki run/walk starting at the Ma’alaea Triangle.

Part of the proceeds from this event will be given back to the Maui County schools participating in the event. The 5k event is chip timed and the 1-mile run/walk is a fun, untimed event. $25 per person. 7-9am Ma’alaea Harbor Shops, (300 Maalaea Rd., Ste. 211); 888-219-6567; info@ maui5k.com; maui5k.com MAUI HUMANE SOCIETY’S 60TH ANNIVERSARY - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 11am-2pm Maui Humane Society, (1350 Meha Meha Loop, Puunene); 808-877-3680; mauihumanesociety.org COMEDY SHOW - All-ages comedy and magic with Holden Mowat. Free. 11:30am Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-6615304; lahainacannerymall.com AMERICAN RED CROSS CLASSES - First Aid online blended learning course: 1pm-3pm ($70). Adult & Pediatric First Aid/CPR/AED online blended learning course: 1-3pm ($110).

Adult First Aid/CPR/AED online blended learning course: 4-5:45pm ($90). American Red Cross, (45 N. Market St., Ste. A, Wailuku); 800-733-2767; redcross.com “BLESSINGS IN THE BREEZE” ART SHOW - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 2-6pm Turnbull Fine Art, (137 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9385; turnbullfineart.com YO-YO DEMO - Maui Toy Works presents a YoYo/skill toys workshop and demonstration. Free.

4-5pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com LINE DANCING - Round up your family and friends, and head over to Lahaina Cannery Mall for line dancing with Maui Paniolo Posse. Free.

4:30pm. (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-6615304; lahainacannerymall.com

MONDAY, APR 8

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)

Volcanic with DJ Playwfire Ono 10pm; no cover

MON - DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm / TUE - Rikah feat. DJ Del Sol and Merika Lambert, 9pm WED - DJ J-Zen, 10pm (all sets no cover)

Salsa Night 9pm; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL

Sunrize Saturdaze with DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover

Ladies Nite w/ DJ 10pm; no cover

Emily Joyce 7-9:30pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dave Carroll, 7pm / TUE - Jordan Cuddy, 7pm / WED - Justin Phillips, 7pm

Kaboom!! w/ DJ Irie Dole Reggae, Dance Hall, Island Vibes, 9:30pm; $5 cover

Eden Club w/ Marasco (DJ) & Gretchen Rhodes (Vocalist), 9:45pm; $10

DJ Thornato. Cumba Mela Crew, DJ Nadi & K Be 9:30pm; $10 cover

Manao Radio Upcountry Sunday: Indio & Avi, Dayan Kai & Karen Be, 2pm; $7

WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after

Blues with Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:308:30pm; no cover

DJ Kamikaze & DJ Big Mike Live in the Video Mix 10pm; $10

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Rampage 10pm; no cover

I Want Candy 9pm; no cover

DJ Big Mike 10pm; no cover

Gina Martinelli 6pm; no cover

MON - Gomega, 10pm / TUE - Pool Tournament, 5pm / WED - Booze Braddahs, 8pm

Quiz Night 8pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Jordan T. 6pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6pm; no cover

MON - Amy’s Mix, 9pm / TUE - Jukebox Party, 9pm / WED - Big John, 10pm (all no cover)

Wilson & Friends 6:30-9pm no cover

Kit Kat Club Cabaret 9pm; $20-40

Salsa Saturday w/ Dr. Nat, 6:30-9pm; no cover

Avi & Indio 6:30-9pm; no cover

MON -WED - Live music, 6:30-9pm; no cover

Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Pa’a Mana 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pmclose / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm; no cover

Michael Powers 9:30pm-12am; no cover

Bilongo 9:30pm-12am; no cover

CHILDREN ABUSE PREVENTION RALLY A special rally to increase awareness about child abuse prevention. Free coffee and pastries from Whole Foods Market while supplies last. Free. 9am Maui County Building, (250 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-242-8423; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui HULA PERFORMANCE - See hula from Te Tiare Patitifa. Free. 10:30am Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com SOCIETY OF WOMEN ENGINEERS - MAUI KICKOFF MEETING - The Society of Women Engineers, a NFP organization, invites both men & women to a kick-off meeting that will discuss activities such as engineering outreach to schools, professional development, technical speakers, networking and happy hours. Free (RSVP by email by 4/3). 5-7pm MEDB Malcolm Center, (1305 N. Holopono #5, Kihei); 808-757-9808; swe-hi.org; carmel.patterson@ardentmc.com FILM SCREENING OF “5 BROKEN CAMERAS” - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 6pm Ka Lama 103, UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-878-8015; maui.hawaii.edu THE SLACK KEY ARTISTRY OF JEFF PETERSON - Join multiple Grammy Award and Na Hoku Hanohano Award winner, Jeff Peterson as he shares his passion for the guitar in words and music. Free. 6:30pm Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; librarieshawaii.org

TUESDAY, APR 9 KE OLA MAGAZINE’S DEBUT CELEBRATION - The Maui community is invited to celebrate the magazine’s debut with light refreshments and music by Maui’s “Queen of Swing,” Louise Lambert. Aunty Pua Mahoe, whose story is told in Ke Ola’s April/May edition, will offer the magazine a Hawaiian blessing followed by live Hawaiian music. Free. 5-8pm The Story of Hawaii Museum, (Ma‘alaea Harbor Village, 300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808283-3576; storyofhawaiimuseum.com MAUI NATIVE HAWAIIAN CHAMBER OF

MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE - Eric Dotterer & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm / WED Evan Dove & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm (no cover)

COMMERCE DINNER MEETING - Office of Hawaiian Affairs (OHA) Maui Trustee Carmen Hulu Lindsey will address the Maui business community on new developments and initiatives. $20 (RSVP by 4/5). 5:30-8pm Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-874-2426; mauinativechamber.com; kai.pelayo@grandwailea.com ‘UKULELE LESSONS - Learn some strumming techniques and impress your friends. Free. 5:45pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com MAUI WEIGHT LOSS ALLIANCE - Learn tools, techniques and strategies that are specific to, and effective for, permanent healthy weight. The program advocates a whole food, nutrient-dense, plant-strong diet and will emphasize vegetables, fruits, whole grains, legumes, nuts and seeds. To sign up, visit customer service or call. Free. 6pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

WEDNESDAY, APR 10 OCCUPY MAUI MEETING - The group’s focus is on foreclosure laws and environmental problems. They want to hear about your issues. Simply attend one of their weekly Wed. meetings to get involved. Free. 5-7pm At Freedom Lawn or Pavilion at UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); occupymaui.com WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring a performance by Benoit Jazz Works in the lower courtyard and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. Free. 6:30-8pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com; @ShopsAtWailea on Twitter WEDNESDAY WALKABOUT BAR CRAWL See This Week’s Picks. No cover. 9pm Kihei Kalama Village (The Triangle), (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; ambrosiamaui.com

ART

EXHIBIT: THE PRINTMAKINGS OF TANIA ARENS AND KANDI EVERETT - Daily. Come explore the realms of printmaking with Paia Tattoo Parlor’s own Tania Arens and visiting artist Kandi Everett, two seasoned printmaking tattooers. Free. Paia Tattoo Parlor, (120 Hana Hwy., Paia); paiatattooparlor.com ARTISTS’ SHOWCASE - Daily. The Four Seasons’ resident artist will be on hand to discuss his or her work in the lower lobby.

Free. 8am-1:30pm Four Seasons Resort, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000; fourseasons.com/maui ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. Maui artists sell their works in the lobby.

Free. 9am-2pm Grand Wailea Resort and Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234; grandwailea.com OPENING RECEPTION OF “OIL AND WATER DO MIX” - Fri, Apr 5. Meet artist Linda Ryan and view her watercolor and oil paintings of people, flowers, and local schemes. Her work is on display thru May 5. Free. 6-8pm Lahaina Arts Society Courthouse Gallery, (648 Wharf Street); 808661-0111; lahaina-arts.com BAZ MAUI ART SHOW - Tue, Apr 9. Meet this fun, self-taught mixed media artist whose influences are vibrant colors and form of Caribbean art every Tuesday in April. Free. 10:30am-8:30pm Maui Hands, Kaanapali, (200 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808667-7997; mauihands.com “THE NEW BLACK” - BLACK & WHITE PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBITION - View the exhibition daily through May 3. Interested in a youth program that includes a walk-through of the show with the Hui team and a Q&A discussion with a featured artist? Then email Kelly McHugh to schedule a trip or for more information. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com; kmchugh@huinoeau.com

APRIL 4, 2013 23

WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY

CASANOVA’S FAMOUS LADIES NIGHT FAST FORWARD WITH DJ KURT

MUSIC STARTS @ 10PM + $5 BEFORE 11PM - $10 AFTER

THURSDAY APRIL 4TH REGGAE THURSDAY

KABOUM! DJ IRIE DOLE

THE EVENING THAT EARNED CASANOVA’S THE AWARDS

“BEST LATE NIGHT IN MAUI” “BEST SINGLES SCENE IN MAUI”

SHOW STARTS AT 9:30PM $5 COVER

REGGAE + DANCE HALL + ISLAND VIBES

FRIDAY APRIL 5TH EDEN CLUB

MARASCO, DJ GRETCHEN RHODES, LIVE

SATURDAY APRIL 6TH FROM BROOKLYN NY

SHOW STARTS AT 9:45PM $10 COVER PRESALE AT: EDENCLUB.EVENTBRITE.COM

MUSIC STARTS AT 9:30PM $10 COVER

DEE JAY THORNATO CUMBAMELA CREW DJ NADI & K BE TROPICAL WORLD DANCE MUSIC SUNDAY APRIL 7TH

MANAO RADIO UPCOUNTRY SUNDAY

MUSIC STARTS AT 2PM $7 DONATION

INDIO & AVI + DAYAN KAI + KAREN BE MAKE IT A MEMORABLE EVENING + DINE & DANCE AT CASANOVA FOR DINNER RESERVATIONS CALL 808.572.0220 LOG ON AT WWW.CASANOVAMAUI.COM

24 APRIL 4, 2013

F O L L O W US!

$

YDAY 3PM-7PM HAPPY HOUR EVER $ $

2 BUD LIGHT • 3 WELLS • 5 JAGER $

THURS

4.4

1 TACO SPECIAL

EVERYDAY 3-5PM • 10-11PM LIVE MUSIC @10PM

RAMPAGE

FRIDAY I WANT CANDY 4.5 @9PM SAT ANNIE & THE 4.6 ORFINZ@6PM DJ BIG MIKE@10PM

GINA MARTINELLI @6PM-9PM

MON

4.8

LIVE MUSIC @10PM

SUN

4.7

GOMEGA

POOL TOURNAMENT TUES 4.9 WED 4.10 BOOZE BRADDAHS @8PM MAUI’S COLDEST BEER • FOOD TIL MIDNIGHT OPEN 11AM - 1:30AM 1279 S. KIHEI RD. • 874.9299

TheGRID

THURSDAY

FRIDAY

SATURDAY

SUNDAY

MONDAY-WEDNESDAY

4/4

4/5

4/6

4/7

4/8-4/10

FIND THE GRID ONLINE AT MAUITIME.COM/GRID OR TO HAVE YOUR BUSINESS ADDED TO OUR WEEKLY GRID SEND YOUR INFORMATION TO CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

JAY’S PLACE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHANA GRILL 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Ste. 301, Kahana - 669-4000

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover

Kawika’s Krew 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo Acoustic Guitar, 7-9pm; no cover

Jazz feat. Ellen Bellerose & Shiro Mori, 3:30-6:30pm

Garrett Probst & Damion Emeson, 9:30-11:30pm

1810 6:30-8:30; no cover

Live Music 9-11pm; no cover

1810 8-10pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

Maui Blues & Co. or Jarod 7pm; no cover

MON - Red Fish / TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects (7pm)

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (both sets no cover)

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover WED - Ladies Night, 10pm; no cover

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

Free Karaoke 2pm-2am; no cover Molten Soul, 7:30-10pm; $10 sugg. donation

TUE - Free Karaoke, 2pm-2am; no cover

Blues Jam hosted by Maui Blues Co., 7:30-10pm

Open Mic Night 7:30-10pm; no cover

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm; no cover

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2414

RONA SMITH ART SHOW - Fri, Apr 5. Meet bead artist, Rona Smith, every Friday in April, as she makes an eclectic mix of treasures from around the world into creations of art that is zebewa.

Free. 11am-3pm Maui Hands, Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-579-9245; mauihands.com LARRY RENSLOW ART SHOW - Fri, Apr 5.

Meet watercolor artist Larry Renslow every Friday in April, and see a beautiful selection of his new original watercolors that are on display all month.

Free. 4:30-6:30pm Maui Hands, Lahaina, (612 Front St., Ste. D); 808-667-9898; mauihands.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Emily Joyce 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:3010pm; Sun, Emily Joyce 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter D 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Fausto 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm.

(130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

FIVE PALMS LAHAINA - Daily, Live Entertainment Nightly 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St.); 808-661-0937.

MON-TUE - Farzad & Mike Madden / WED Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pm-close; no cover)

Live Music 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S

WED - Karaoke

Howard Ahia 6-9pm; no cover

Allure: Back 2 School Rager w/ DJ LX, 10pm; $5

MON - SIN w/ DJ Blast, 8pm / TUE - Trivia Night, 8pm / WED - Karaoke w/ Dave, 10pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Willie K, 7-9pm; $65 / Pub Quiz w/ Trish da Dish, 9:30pm-12am

Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Soul Kitchen Trio 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers 6:30-8:30pm; no covr

TUE - Brenton Keith Magic Show, 7-8pm WED - Willie K, 7-9pm; $65 dinner & show

Live Music w/ Neto & Barbara, 7:30-10pm

Gran Baile w/ Los Diferentes de la Sierra, 10pm

Maoli, Josh Tatofi, Jordan T. & Pa’a Mana, 10pm; $10-15

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Thu, Wilson & Friends 6:30-9pm; Fri, Jamie Gallo Duo 6:30-9pm; Sat, Salsa w/ Dr. Nat 6:30-9pm; Sun, Avi & Indio 6:309pm. (744 Front Street, Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Gordie Robell 6-8pm.

(900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Albert Kaina 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808-667-6636.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

KAHANA GRILL - Fri, Jazz Maui Featuring Ellen Bellerose and Shiro Mori 3:30-6:30pm; Thu, Johnny Ringo Acoustic Guitar 7-9pm. (4405 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy Ste. 301); 808-669-4000.

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe

7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm.

(730 Front St.); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Wainee St., Unit 1 & 2, Lahaina); 808-667-6655.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Ka’i Ala D., Lahaina); 808-667-3200.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Ka’i Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-3200.

PARADISE GRILL - Wed, Gretchen 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 6-9pm; Fri, Gretchen 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson (Hawaiian Music) 6-9pm; Mon, Marvin Taraga 6-9pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 6-9pm. (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Brother Damien’s Ocean Beach Party 7:30-10pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Wed, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Drive); 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, JD on the Rocks 5-8pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 5:30-8:30pm.

(658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-669-8889.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Every Sun & Sat, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm.

(5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm; Mon, Kanoa & Jessica Rabbitt 8pm; Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night: Austin Powers 2: The Spy who Shagged Me 7:30-9pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011.

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING? CALENDAR LISTINGS

ON MAUITIME.COM APRIL 4, 2013 25

VOTED BEST HAPPY HOUR ON MAUI!

1819 S. KIHEI RD. • 891.2414 11AM-2AM DAILY • DINNER ‘TIL 10PM

THURSDAY

4/4

THURSDAY LIVE SALSA MUSIC W/

NETO & BARBARA 7:30-10PM

THURSDAY NIGHT BLUES

W/ MARK JOHNSTONE & LE LENNY ENN NNY Y CAST CASTELLANOS STEL LLA L NO NOS

6:30PM-8:30PM 0PM PM-8: 8:30P 30PM M • NO COV COVER ER

FRIDAY DAAYY

4/5

MISS MEAGHAN OW OWENS WEN ENS S

6:30PM-8:30PM 6 6:3 30PM 0PM-8: 8 30P 30 M • NO COV C COVER E THE FIRST ANNUAL CHARLEY’S

WHITE PARTY

FRIDAY LIVE ROCK N BLUES MUSIC W/

HARRY 7:30-10PM • NO COVER FOLLOWED BY

M&C PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS

GRAN BAILE W/ LOS DIFERENTES DE LA SIERRA

10PM

SATURDAY

FEATURING

DJ BIG MIKE & DJ KAMIKAZE WEAR WHITE AND GET HALF OFF TH THE HE COVE CCOVER! OVER! R! 10PM 0PM • $10 COVER

SUNDAY

4/7

MONDAY

CRAVALHO ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS:

REGGAE IN THE VALLEY PRE CONCERT SERIES W/

MAOLI, JOSH TATOFI, JORDAN T, PA’AMANA 10PM • $10 BEFORE 10PM • $15 AFTER 10PM

WEDNESDAY

BREAKFAST SERVED AT 7AM

DON’T MISS OUR BLOODY MARY BAR! CHARLEY’S CHARLE LEY’S Y’S LI LIVE VE BAND

4/8

OPEN MIC & JAM

TUESDAY

TACO TUESDAY W/

4/9

7PM-10PM • NO COVER

ERIC DOTTERER & FRIENDS

SPECIALS ON TACOS & MEXICAN BEER 6:30PM-8:3OPM • NO COVER

WEDNESDAY

4/10

EVAN DOVE & FRIENDS 6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

LIVE ROCK N ROLL MUSIC W/

GINA MARTINELLI 7PM-10PM

Follow us on: Facebook.com/mix1055fm

@mix1055

MAUI ARTS + ENTERTAINMENT WITH

MAUITIME FLAVOR

.com 26 APRIL 4, 2013

TheGRID

THURSDAY

FRIDAY

SATURDAY

SUNDAY

MONDAY-WEDNESDAY

4/4

4/5

4/6

4/7

4/8-4/10

FIND THE GRID ONLINE AT MAUITIME.COM/GRID OR TO HAVE YOUR BUSINESS ADDED TO OUR WEEKLY GRID SEND YOUR INFORMATION TO CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM

PARADISE GRILL (MELLOS) Mellos Bar, 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Lahaina - 662-3700

PARADISE GRILL 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Lahaina - 662-3700

70s, 80s 10pm-1am; no cover

Club Night w/ DJ Ron 10pm-1:30am

Club Night w/ DJ Ron 10pm-1:30am

Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

MON - Big John / TUE - Industry Night / WED - Open Entertainment Night (all 10pm)

Harry Troupe 6-9pm; no cover

Salsa Dance Party w/ Rafael, 10pm, $5 cover

Justin 6-9pm; no cover

Hawaiian Music w/ Deeson, 6-9pm; no cover

MON - Marvin Taraga, 6-9pm / TUE - Johnny Ringo, 6-9pm / WED - Gretchen, 6-9pm

RB STEAKHOUSE

WED - Open Mic Night, 9:30pm; no cover

4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina - 669-8889

SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116, Kihei - 879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Island Thursday w/ DJ Blast, 10pm; no cover

DJ Gemini & DJ Ynot 10pm; no cover

DJ Salvo 10pm-close; no cover

Rob+Ron=R2 9pm-midnight; no cover

Natalie 9pm-midnight; no cover

Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover

Live Music 8:30pm; no cover

Ah-Tim 4-6pm; no cover Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd. #B4 - 879-0602

STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

STELLA BLUES CAFE 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

R.S. SHARKY’S 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 874-6115

Kanoa 10pm-close; no cover

MON - DJ Big Mike / TUE - DJ Salvo / WED Ladies Night w/ DJ Decka (all sets 10pm)

Live Music 8:30pm; no cover

Karaoke 4pm; no cover

MON - Mahalo Monday WED - Big Karaoke Party, 8:30pm

Aloha Bluegrass Band 10pm; no cover

Vince Esquire Band 10pm; no cover

Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; no cover

MON - Mike Finkiewicz, 4-6pm; no cover TUE - Power Up Comedy Open Mic, 8:30pm WED - Randall Rospond, 4-6pm; no cover

Head High 9pm-1am; $4 cover

Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

Live Music 7pm; no cover

TUE - Free Arcade, 7pm / WED - Brenton Keith & His Bag O’Tricks; 7pm; no cover

Karaoke 7pm; no cover

THREE’S BAR & GRILL

Innavision 10pm; $5

1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm.

(300 Ma‘alaea Rd. #1M); 808-243-2286.

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone with Marcus Johnson 7-10pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm.

(555 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-879-2224.

DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli 6pm; Sat, Annie and the Orfinz 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd. #314); 808-874-9299.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Sebrina Barron 6pm; Sat, Jordan T. 6pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Emily Joice 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E); 808-891-8010.

JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Pi‘ikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464.

KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm; Fri Glen Kakugawa 6-9:30pm; Sat, Deason Baybayan 6-9:30pm; Sun (brunch), Hale Manu 9:30am-12:30pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30pm; Mon, Reiko Fukino 6-9:30pm; Tue, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm.

(5400 Makena Alanui); 808-874-1111.

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Tue, Kilohana 7-9pm; Wed, Alejandro 4-6pm; Wed, Jarret & Wilson 7-9pm; Thu, Tom Cherry 4-6pm; Thu, Tom Cherry and Mike Finkiewicz 7-9pm; Fri, Wolf 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Alika 7-9pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 4-6pm; Sun, Kilohana

WED - Blues with The House Shakers, 8:30pm; no cover

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

MON through WED- Karaoke

Twisted Thursdays w/ Party Rock Krew 10pm; no cover

Forbidden Fridays w/ Party Rock Krew 10pm; no cover

Free Karaoke 9pm; no cover

Free Karaoke 9pm; no cover

MON - Free Karaoke, 9pm / TUE - Free Karaoke, 9pm / WED - Singles’ Night w/ X-Klusive Sounds Productions, 10pm (All sets no cover)

7-9pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Tarvin Makia 7-9pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl., Unit B-201); 808-891-2322.

MONSOON INDIA - Sat, Cambria Moss & Ricardo Dioso 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, The Hula Honeys 5:30-8:30pm. (760 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-4555.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Joel Katz 5:30-6:30pm; Wed, Willie K 7-9pm; Thu, Murray Thorne 5:30-6:30pm; Thu, Willie K 7-9pm; Fri, Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Soul Kitchen Trio 6:308:30pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers w/ Bagpiper Allison Jackson 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, Joyce and Gord 6:308:30pm; Tue, Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks 7-8pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

R.S. SHARKY’S FAMILY RESTAURANT - Thu, Karaoke 7pm; Wed, Brenton Keith & His Bag O’ Tricks 7pm. (41 E. Lipoa St., Suite 15, Kihei); 808-874-5115.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm; Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4-6pm; Mon, Kanoa 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm. (Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sat, Vince Esquire & Kaulana 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Live Music Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30pm. (2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112); 808-875-2910.

THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm. (Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080.

THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Every Sun, Mon & Wed, Hawaiian Music 5-8pm; Sun, Louise Lambert 6:309pm; Every Tue, Thu, Fri & Sat, Acoustic with Chad Kaya 5-8pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133.

TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9:30pm; Wed, Merv Oana 5:309:30pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:308pm; Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8pm. (1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului); 808-877-0073.

10pm; Sat, Open Mic Night 7:30-10pm; Thu, Molten Soul 7:30-10pm. (810 Kokomo Rd., Suite 186, Haiku); 808-575-2629.

MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Tue, Hawaiian Guitar with Richard 6-8pm; Thu, Miss Meaghan Owens 6:30-8:30pm. (71 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-9999.

NORTHSHORE CAFE - Fri, Makana 7-9pm; Tue, Ryan - Keyboards from Brooklyn 7-9pm.

(824 Kokomo Rd., Haiku); 808-575-2770.

PAIA BAY CAFE - Sun, Hawaiian Steel Guitar w/ Joel Katz 9-11am. (43 Hana Hwy.); 808-579-3111.

MAIN STREET BISTRO - Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom 6:30-9:30pm. (2051 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-6816.

WAILUKU COFFEE COMPANY - Fri, Live Music 4-6pm. (28 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-495-0259.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI CAFE DES AMIS - Mon, Mark Johnstone 6:308:30pm. (42 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-6323.

CASANOVA - Sun, Manao Radio Upcountry Sunday: Indio & Avi, Dayan Kai and Karen Be 2pm.

(1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220.

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON Thu, Blues with Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Miss Meaghan Owens 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm; Tue, Eric Dotterer & Friends 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Evan Dove & Friends 6:308:30pm. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085.

FLATBREAD COMPANY - Thu, Randall Rospond 5:30-8pm. (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989.

HANA HOU CAFE - Tue, Hipnautical 6-9pm.

(810 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-2661.

LILIKOI GRILL RESTAURANT & WINE BAR Fri, Blues Jam hosted by Maui Blues & Co. 7:30-

APRIL 4, 2013 27

MEDIA MEDIA USERS GROUP GROUP USERS The In-Real-Life Forum for All Social Media Users on Maui

FREE / Not Catered / Seating Limited to 30 Wednesday, March 27th, 2013 : 4PM-6:30PM MEDB’S Malcolm Center : Kihei, HI 96753

SPIKE’S SONIC PLAYGROUND - FRIDAY’S 4-7PM

REGISTRATION INFORMATION: #MauiSMUG mauismug.com

The Business Card District Maui Language Service

Get your business card in the hands of our readers for as little as $25.

Contact brad@mauitime.com, or call (808) 283-3260 for more details.

Mangolani B&B

Japanese Lessons

325 Baldwin Ave. Paia HI 96779 808.579.3000 808.298.4839

ESL (English as a Second Language) Lessons Beginner to Advanced level students welcome!

Japanese- English interpretation service also available Legal & real estate transaction, business, parties Call for a free trial lesson and consultation!

(808) 276-1463

mangolanimaui@gmail.com

www.mauilanguageservice.com info@mauilanguageservice.com 355 Hukilike St #201A, Kahului HI 96793

Permit# BBPH 2012/0003

Monthly Unlimited with Shrinking Payments NO PAYMENT FEE NO ANNUAL CONTRACT

AS LOW AS

$

35

PER MONTH

NEW LOCATION

991 Limahana Pl. • Lahaina, HI 96761 • 661-8284

Maui Language Service Chinese (Mandarin) Lessons

Ser vice Sales Business Net works Point-of-Sale

Now available! Beginner to Advanced level students welcome!

(808) 874-3008

Chinese-English interpretation service also available Legal & real estate transaction, business, parties Call for a free trial lesson and consultation!

(808) 276-1463

www.mauilanguageservice.com info@mauilanguageservice.com 355 Hukilike St #201A, Kahului HI 96793

Maui Language Service Spanish Lessons

Now available! Beginner to Advanced level students welcome!

Spanish-English interpretation service also available Legal & real estate transaction, business, parties Call for a free trial lesson and consultation!

(808) 276-1463

www.mauilanguageservice.com info@mauilanguageservice.com 355 Hukilike St #201A, Kahului HI 96793

([S

WIZARD OF AAHS

Best Prices on...

tonio GleHno’onkaAhi.n, Ste. #270.8968 8.8 430 enter 80 Wailuku C

Bachelorette Pole Parties!

• As low as $25 per person • Lahaina studio or in-home

Pole Fitness Classes & Workshops Available

95 E. Lipoa St @ South Maui Center

www.computerhale.com

ELECTROLYSIS The only permanent hair removal choice Stop plucking & shaving unwanted hair ACNE CARE SPECIALIST Complimentary consultation

808.283.2606 ThePoleRoom@gmail.com www.thepoleroom.com

Randem Systems GAMING SYSTEMS

Wii-U we fix Xbox 360 computers PlayStation 3 RENTALS $10 per day - $50 per week (7 Days)

www.randemsystems.com

115 E Lipoa Street Kihei • 808-875-7070

IN-HOUSE

CUSTOM

GLASS BLOWING! 810 HAIKU RD UNIT #414 HAIKU CANNERY MALL

808.344.0256

(808) 250-7556

Ka´anapali Fairway Shops . Inside ValleyIsle Fitness

HAIKUSMOKE@HOTMAIL.COM

LAPTOP RENTALS AVAILABLE

28 APRIL 4, 2013

• Computer Repair • PC & Mac • New & Used Gear • Business Support • Point of Sale

Horoscope

Sign Language

BY CAERIEL CRESTIN ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) We all need filters; they help us cope with our world, which is often over-stimulating. Unfortunately, when they get too intense, it’s like wearing dark sunglasses at night.

For months at a time, no one penetrates the self-induced haze except the tiny minority you find cute or compelling at a glance. That’s why it’s important to periodically shed those protective layers, like a crab molting an outgrown shell. If you choose this week to disencumber yourself of those handicapping barriers, you may be surprised with how effusively the world responds to you noticing it, sending blessing after disguised blessing your way— something it’s likely to keep doing as long as you stay alert and awake enough to catch them.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) What looks like a menacing gang of ass-kicking thugs hurling rocks is actually a bevy of tough, beautiful people tossing candy. The universe isn’t out to get you—it’s just giving you most of the things you want—all at once. Those delicious projectiles do have the power to knock you down for the count—or they could make you fabulously wealthy. It depends on whether you’re going to run for it (and get nailed) or hold your ground and catch as many of the hard-hitting goodies coming your way as you can.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) You’re not an elitist; you’re just discriminating. You’re hardly judgmental; you have standards. Believe me, I’m not here to pooh-pooh your shi-shi attitude (I’m probably a bigger snob than you, anyway). And I’m not going to counsel you to hang out with the lowbrow idiots you usually avoid “because you might learn something from them.” Even though that might be true, I’d rather you do exactly as you please—as long as you cop to it. Go ahead and be a snooty smartass if it makes you happy—just be sure it actually does make you happy before you pass up on the Neanderthals who just might know something you don’t.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) You don’t usually like disturbing the sanctity of an untouchable crush. You prefer those unattainable lovelies stay in that beautifully pure, unrequited state, so you can project all your lofty ideals onto the unknowable cute stranger. But let’s just suppose for a second that you might someday risk rocking your fantasy boat by actually making a move on your dreamy object of desire. If that’s the case, this is your week. I’m not saying she’ll go for it—so think hard before you catapult your crush off her pedestal and into your life—but your chances are better this week than they will be for months—maybe years—to come.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) There’s an intruder in your emotional house. He probably snuck in through an upper-story window you thought was inviolate, while you were purring in the sunshine downstairs. Later, of course, you’ll have to consider new ways to make your spiritual sanctuary more impregnable, but your top priority right now is getting rid of your unwanted visitor, using whatever’s on hand—fire extinguisher, frying pan, knitting needles.

In the future, remember this week’s important lesson: Although it may be simpler to separately invoke the ferocious predator and cuddly kitten parts of you, one can’t exist without the other.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Most people would be astonished at the secret pockets of corny sentimentality that lurk beneath your hard, outer pragmatism; soggy little valleys of perplexing emotion sunk between treeless peaks of magnificent ambition and achievement. Yet, would you be surprised to learn that those who are most drawn to you suspect—and hope for—these sweet bogs of feeling? They dream of being the fearless discoverers who’ll map these uncharted territories. Before the latest slightly-less-thanintrepid explorer turns back at the sight of the seemingly insurmountable mountains of your outer edges, send her a hint (of the dove-with-olive-branch variety) of the wetland paradise hidden within.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) It’s not too late to catch spring fever (especially for you Libras, who are usually quite susceptible). You may think last year’s events somehow inoculated you against the pleasurable lack of judgment that often accompanies this “ailment,” but it didn’t do more than up your resistance. Why would you want to keep from contracting this bit of intoxicating madness? Since you’ll need a little of that wild and crazy energy to get off the sidelines finally, and into the game, you’d better figure out how to come down with a serious case, and fast, or resign yourself to being an alternate the whole season.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Ditch the damn skull-and-crossbones label. You’ve been letting all this dark-Scorpio-demigod hype go to your head. Just because people make the sign of the cross when they find out you’re a Scorp doesn’t mean you’re all that (it just means they’re idiots). I wouldn’t object to the roguish ‘tude if it weren’t for the seriously good shit circling overhead, looking for a soft place to land. I can’t tell you what it is (only that it’s amazing, along the lines of your own TV show or fabulous inheritance), but you’re never going to find out unless you let your gooey, tender side outshine the stupendous badass side for a while.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Kill the overkill. It’s all about subtlety. Release your crash of assault rhinoceri, give your bevy of sexy girl ninjas a week off, and plug in your laser-equipped, mind-controlled robots for a long overdue recharge.

Entering this week’s peace talks with that kind of firepower would only count against you. Of course, if having all those ferocious resources go to waste is too galling, you can put them to work in other ways: Set up the robots to calculate your buddy’s taxes. Get your beasts to come up with a better aphrodisiac than the ground-up rhinoceros horn that’s put their species in danger (ninjette sweat, bottled, might just do the trick).

Just make sure you enter the conversation ready to negotiate, not attack, and you’ll do just fine.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Wearing the clothes you wore decades ago might be retro tongue-in-cheek chic, or it might just be tragic. Before you start reliving a second (or third, or fourth) childhood through your wardrobe, make sure you really have the impudence to pull it off properly.

It takes a certain innate hipness to get away with it and not look ridiculous. Get with the times, but remember that you’re not the kid you once were.

There’s nothing wrong with staying young-at-heart; simply make sure it’s not at the expense of the wisdom that’s supposed to come with age.

QUIZunderstood ANSWERS ...to questions from page 4

1: C–0.16 percent.

2: B–Alaska.

3: E–James A. Gomes

tattoos by Rachel G

808.359.1060

There are over 100 things you could be doing today on Maui.

Go to mauitime.com for complete weekly calendar listings, and find something to do today.

Appointment only 1995 Main St unit 2E •Wailuku www. exoticeyetattoo .com

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) In so many beautiful ways, you’re virtually unchanged from the daring, innocent, and fearless little boy or girl you once were. Of course, like everyone else on the planet, you’ve been altered by the wounds you’ve suffered, hindered by the scars that resulted, and handicapped by fears you’ve learned to have. When the very foundation of your happiness is besieged by cement-cracking stresses of the screwed-up grown-up world, please don’t forget your one superpower that can turn aside any flood, the supremely childlike skill you’ve managed to preserve most fruitfully: the ability to play.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Buddhist philosopher and writer Thich Nhat Hanh recommends coping with anger as you would a howling baby. Although you might be tempted to pile blankets on top of it until you can’t hear it anymore, you’d never actually do that to a real infant. Why have you confined your rage to an internal red-light realm of grudges you can barely acknowledge, let alone release? Don’t lock away your fury. Gently pick up your anger. Figure out what’s making it cry. It’s been too long since you tenderly gave yourself the space to identify the obstacles (mostly incensed emotions) that are keeping you from greater happiness. Once you actually take a good look at them, you’ll be surprised at how easy it is to climb over or around them.

sign.language.astrology@gmail.com

APRIL 4, 2013 29

Classi๏ฌ ed

Classified for your enjoyment Adult Services

Local Ads

AAAH ... BLISS Melt to my Magical Hands Tenderly Touching your Whole Body. Delightfully Exquisite Sensual Pampering Session.

Exotic, Intimate & Irresistable. Elegant Ambiance. Men, Women and Couples Especially Invited. Come to the Enchanted Gardens 891-2700

BUY & SELL

DIVINE INTERLUDES Desiring A Higher Pleasure?

Feel Fulfilled. Heart-to-Heart Body-to-Body Bliss. For Sincere Discerning Men. Experience Heaven on Earth - The Goddess Divine. CALL ME- 875-8388

Mountain Butterfly

WE BUY GIFT CARDS! Lowes, Home Depot, Sears, Wal Mart and more! 52 N. Market Street, Wailuku

Heartfelt, Loving Touch For Body & Spirit

269-0453

WE PAY TOP $ FOR YOUR GOLD!

Convenient Upcountry Location

Angel on Maui

NEW

WE NOW "59 !.$ 3%,, 15!,)49 53%$ &52.)452%

870-1979

7%34 -!5) GOLD

Petite Blonde for incalls Tall Brunette

,)-!(!.! 0, ,!(!).!

DIVORCE SPECIALS

SOUTH MAUI GOLD

667-7689

CHECK OUT OUR NEW KIHEI LOCATION!

for outcalls

808-419-2606 ีก

ีก

Divine Delights

โ ค

214.8529

โ ค

Kihei

โ ค ีกีกีก

ีก

MUSIC EQUIPMENT

ีกีกีกีก

โ ค

808-283-3260

ีกีกีกีก

Get an ad.

Itโ s ok!

ีก

Get an ad.

Itโ s ok!

808-283-3260

BMW / MINI โ ข VOLVO MERCEDES โ ข VW / AUDI SERVICE โ ข PARTS โ ข ACCESSORIES

10% DISCOUNT FREE MINI-DETAIL WITH LARGE SERVICE โ ข Scheduled Maintenance to Major Overhauls โ ข Towing โ ข Extended Warranty Service โ ข Custom & Performance Products & Installation โ ข Collision Repair โ ข Restorations โ ข Detailing โ ข Tires โ ข Wheels โ ข Mufflers โ ข Batteries โ ข Air Conditioning Computer & Electronic Diagnostics

DIESEL โ ข BIODIESEL โ ข HYBRIDS (#RD 3881)

*%7%,29 s 7!4#(%3 $)!-/.$3 s #/).3

Incalls - Outcalls Located in Kihei

ีก

CHRYSLER EXPERTS!

CASH FOR UKULELES We Loan Cash For Ukuleles 52 N. Market St. Wailuku 242-5555

AUTOMOTIVE SERVICES CASH FOR CARS Any Car/Truck. Running or Not! Top Dollar Paid. We Come To You! Call For Instant Offer: 1-888-420-3808 www.cash4car.com (AAN CAN)

ISLAND WIDE SERVICE

878-2698

AMERICAN โ ข ASIAN โ ข CARS โ ข SUVS โ ข TRUCKS 3135 Lower Kula Road โ ข Behind Kula Hardware

SERVICES MAUI RECYCLING SERVICE Picks up all your glass, plastic, aluminum, tin, newspaper, & cardboard. Now also: glossy paper & office paper recycling offered.

Home Pickup; a convenience for $25.15/mo! Bi-monthly pick up.

Commercial accounts avail. Call Now! 244-0443 PRECISION SHARPENING Mobile Sharpening Services since 1998. Knives/Shears/ Clipper Blades/Garden Tools and more. All Island, Saturdays at UH Maui College Swap Meet 7am-1pm. WedsFri call for location, John 808446-0134 STAY SHARP!

REAL ESTATE FOR SALE

AMERICAโ S BEST BUY!

CA$H for your

old Japanese Toys: โ ขGodzilla โ ขKikaider โ ขKamen Rider

20 acres-only $99/month! $0 down, no credit checks, MONEY BACK GUARANTEE. Owner financing. West Texas beautiful Mountain Views! Free color brochure. 1-800-755-8953 www. sunsetranches.com (AAN CAN)

VACATION RENTALS CLEAN, AFFORDABLE Accommodations in our vacation rental from $69 per day. Call Toll Free Wailuku Guesthouse 877-9868270 or www.wailukuhouse.com

EMPLOYMENT HELP WANTED! Make extra money in our free ever popular homemailer program, includes valuable guidebook! Start immediately! Genuine! 1-888292-1120 www.howtoworkfromhome.com (AAN CAN) PAID IN ADVANCED! MAKE UP TO $1000 A WEEK mailing brochures from home!

Helping Home Workers since 2001!

Genuine Opportunity! No Experience required. Start Immediately! www. mailing-station.com (AAN CAN) LIVE LIKE A POPSTAR. Now hiring 10 spontaneous individuals. Travel full time. Must be 18+. Transportation and hotel provided. Call Loraine 877-777-2091 AIRLINE CAREERS Become an Aviation Maintenance Tech. FAA approved training.

Financial aid if qualified โ Housing available. Job placement assistance. CALL Aviation Institute

of Maintenance 877-492-3059 THE THINK AND GROW RICH OF THE 21ST CENTURY! Revolutionary breakthrough for success being released! For a FREE CD, please call 1-800385-8470 (AAN CAN) $$$HELP WANTED$$$ Extra Income! Assembling CD cases from Home! No Experience Necessary! Call our Live Operators Now! 1-800-405-7619 EXT 2450 http://www.easyworkgreatpay.com (AAN CAN)

MUSICAL INSTRUCTION VOICE, PIANO, HARMONY CLASSES And Play in a Band Workshops with Pro vocalist/pianist/ bandleader. โ Beginners to Grammy Winnersโ www.louiselambert. com 205-3971

NOTICES ALOHA VALUED READERS We would like to let our readers know that we try to screen most of our ads. We read back the ad copy to ensure that it is the correct information that advertisers want. If you see the acronym (AAN CAN) that ad is a national ad and was not submitted directly to us.

If you have a question directly concerning AAN CAN, please check out aancan.org

NOW

HIRING APPLY TODAY!

$15-$25/hr Earn extra MONEY while having fun!

No experience necessary.

We hire Brand Ambassadors, Promo Models, Labor Teams & Samplers to work at events!

808.282.8312

808.548.8844 charmaine@stareventmarketing.com facebook.com/stareventmarketing stareventmarketing.com

Mind, Body & Spirit SEX LIFE ON HOLD? Sex therapist with 25+ yrs. exp. solves communication problems and all sex & relationship concerns. Private & Confidential Phone Sessions Worldwide FREE PHONE CONSULTATION Call Dr. Bouchard 891-0952 www.sexhappiness.com *HEALING HANDS M4M* Treat yourself to a full-body M4M combination nurturing & therapeutic bodywork session.

In-calls & out-calls available.

Call 242-1122.

30 APRIL 4, 2013

FIND MAUIโ S HOLISTIC EVENTS! Visit www.mauivision.net today and explore our extensive mind, body & spirit listings.

New February/ March Maui Vision Magazine out now! Call 669-9091 for info.

SpaSessions Hot Tub/Bodywork Nurturing & Pampering Senior Special!

Krystal - 298-0457 Upcountry Area

Get your ad in the classified section! brad@mauitime.com 808-283-3260

TRUST US! We donโ t like seeing these damn mimes either.

COME SEE WHATS NEW!

1000โ S OF NEW ITEMS

FROM THE TUCSON GEM & MINERAL SHOW!

Green Lotus The Crystal Store With A Heart <

โ ข Cystals โ ข Minerals โ ข โ ข Asian Art โ ข Jewelry โ ข Open 7 days a week โ ข 10am - 5pm

244.2300

1816 Mill Street โ ข Wailuku

Classified

Mind, Body & Spirit Authentic $45

Thai Bodywork

With Da Upcountry Location

264-1576

FULL 90 MINUTE

MASSAGE

$45

MAUI’S LOWEST COST AND HIGHEST QUALITY HEALING SESSION ONLY ORGANIC PRODUCTS USED

Green Ti

CHINESE TRADITIONAL BODY WORK B E AU T I F U L S T U D I O Stiff Neck/Frozen Shoulders Headache Facial Beauty Whole Body Care

MASSAGE • ACUPUNCTURE • GIFTS • FACIALS • WAXING Alii Kula Lavender products available All Therapists are Fully Licensed and Insured

North Kihei 8:30AM-7:00PM

463-1771 MAT #11951

808-269-7342

Gree

OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK

XIAO

MAE #2281

www.greentimaui.com *Now accepting Health Insurance

Authentic Thai Bodywork

Thai Traditional Body Work

- Ancient Techniques - Herbs - Balms - Oils

Aromatic oil with Thai herbal hot compress & balms

55 / 1 hr • $80 / 1.5 hr Arunee, Upcountry Haiku (808)633-6509

40 N. Market St. • Wailuku, HI 808.242.8788

Experience Thailands Living Treasure!

$

Call Nom or Sunisa

~ Nom

~ Sunisa

in Kahului

in Makawao

344.2695 or 298.1523

GRAVITY! · Located in Wailuku ·

Authentic Thai Body Work Call Neng

808.269.3932

Kahului • 9am-7pm • 7 days a week

MAUI TRANSFORMATIONS Maribeth Theisen, MSW, LCSW, CCHt

Sacred Inner Journeys Jungian, Shamanic, Inner Family Work Individual Therapy or 8-Wk Groups Register Now • Space is Limited 35 Years Experience

808.269.2923 www.MauiTransformation.com

Affordable Massage Maui Specializing in: • Traditional Thai Massage • Lomi Lomi • Deep Tissue Licensed & Insured Located in West Maui MAT# 13004

808.283.8832 www.mauithaimassagetherapy.com APRIL 4, 2013 31

Free Pap Smears & Mammograms Hui No Ke Ola Pono (BCCCP) is currently serving women who do not have medical insurance.

BMW/MINI • VOLVO/SAAB • MB • LR • VW/AUDI TOYOTA • LEXUS • HONDA • ACURA • NISSAN SUBARU • MAZDA • FORD • GM • CHRYSLER

10% DISCOUNTon Parts & Labor We Repair Maui’s Best European, Asian & VW AUDI Domestic Service Center!

Hot Yoga Life Changing Kickboxing Yoga Teacher Trainings Paddle Boarding & Lifestyle Coaching Group Classes Located in Kihei Private Classes Maui South Side Nutritional Counseling 115 E. Lipoa St. Kihei, Maui Hawaii 808-463-8811 mauihotyoga.com

Women must meet the eligibility requirements for the Breast and Cervical Cancer Control Program.

40-64 years old, Maui county resident, have a social security number and meet income criteria.

For more information call:

SPORTFISHING

Stop Wishin’ & Go Fishin’ 42 ft. Custom Sportfishers Catch a 500+lb Marlin & your trip is

FIND ME ON FACEBOOK

ISLAND WIDE SERVICE

878-2698

THE BACKPAGE

By Nancy

808.579.8515

(#RD 3881)

3135 Lower Kula Road • Behind Kula Hardware

IIn Inking nking kiing k ng Maui Ma M aui a au ui For For 20 Y Fo Years ears ea rs

@

• Scheduled Maintenance to Major Overhauls • Towing • Extended Warranty Service • Custom & Performance Products & Installation • Collision Repair • Restorations • Detailing • Tires • Wheels • Mufflers • Batteries • A/C • Exhaust Systems •Computer & Electronic Diagnostics Diesel • Biodiesel • Hybrids • Electric • Vehicle Storage Service • Parts • Accessories

AMERICAN • ASIAN • CARS • SUVS • TRUCKS

442-6856

Anew Tattoo

FREE MINI-DETAIL WITH LARGE SERVICE

gets high visibility for low costs. Back page classifieds work!

Call 808.283.3260 or visit mauitime.com for complete details.

FREE

and we make a $300 donation to a Maui charity

(808) 667-2774

Mum’s M um’s’s tthehe wword. ord. .

But tthehe ssecret But ecret isis ooutut

MEDICAL USE of MARIJUANA CERTIFICATES & RE-CERTIFICATION The Office of

MATTHEW BRITTAIN, LCSW Coordinating M.D. Services for the Medical use of Marijuana QUALIFYING MEDICAL CONDITIONS INCLUDE: (but are not limited to)

MEDICAL MARIJUANA INITIAL CERTIFICATION $200 RENEWALS $150 • ALL FEES INCLUDED

Cancer, HIV/AIDS, Severe Pain, Severe Nausea, Glaucoma, Seizures, Severe Muscle Spasms, Asthma, Severe Cramping

New and Renewals $100 Plus the $25 money order for the State fee Patients with no insurance, KAISER, HMA, HMAA, mainland insurance or VA pay $25 more.

Please call Matthew at our Main Office in Hilo at

(808)934-7566 We are not a dispensary. Offering monthly clinics on Maui.

We are not State of Hawaii employees or contractors.

GLASS PIPES • VAPORIZERS • WATER PIPES • ACCESSORIES CCESSO NOW WITH 2 LOCATIONS ON MA MAUI! A

LOCATED ABOVE BLACKIES PIT STOP IN KIHEI • 874-1040 1040 0

1 161 61 ALAM ALAMAHA AM MAHA ST ST. IN KAH KAHULUI LUI • 873 873-3111 7 31 3111