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On Dec. 28, the state Senate media office released the names of the Senate leadership. Who is now the President of the Senate?

A. Shan Tsutsui.

B. Ronald D. Kouchi.

C. Roz Baker.

D. Donna Mercado Kim. E. Brickwood Galuteria.

1. On Dec. 27, Hawaii Governor Neil Abercrombie announced the state’s new Lieutenant Governor, after the previous office-holder, Brian Schatz, flew to Washington to get sworn in as a U.S. Senator. Who is the state’s new Lieutenant Governor?

A. Roz Baker.

B. Shan Tsutsui.

C. J. Kalani English.

D. Calvin Say. E. Joe Souki.

3. Last week, officials from Sempra U.S. Gas and Power and BP announced the completion of the Auwahi Wind Farm on Ulupalakua Ranch Land. The Kaheawa Wind Farm in Ma‘alaea currently produces 51 megawatts. How much energy will the new Auwahi Wind Farm produce?

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Arakawa signs the plan

MAYOR ARAKAWA SIGNS MAUI ISLAND PLAN Not sure if any of you noticed this, but on Friday, Dec. 28, Mayor Alan Arakawa signed the Maui Island Plan, which the Maui County Council finally passed (after years of delays) a few weeks ago.

"We now have the framework which will allow us to move forward, striving as always to balance the many current and future needs of Maui and our people," said Arakawa in a press statement issued that day. "To all of those involved in the process, whether they saw eye to eye on every detail of the plan or not, your efforts are much appreciated.

Mahalo again for all of your hard work."

Sounds wonderful. You’d think that someone like Lucienne de Naie, an original member of the General Plan Advisory Committee that first drafted the Maui Island Plan, would be celebrating. Except she isn’t. Not even close.

“This ‘all growth and no green’ approach is a BRAND NEW look,” she wrote in an email to MauiTime. “It happened after a closed-door ‘executive session’ with the Council’s General Plan Committee and County attorneys this October.”

According to de Naie, the plan Arakawa has signed offers no protection to the island’s currently undeveloped lands.

“What happens to all the parks, preserves, culturally important lands and greenway buffers that hundreds of community members attended community meetings to support?” she asked rhetorically. “They are now shown on ‘diagrams.’ If a developer wants to build on one of the green spaces on these ‘diagrams,’ the planning department and the Council need to be ‘informed.’ That’s it! No action. No plan. No commitment.”

Helluva way to celebrate the new year.

THE STRANGE CASE OF MR. CASE Speaking of cases, I’d like to take a moment to discuss whatever became of Mr. Ed Case. I thought of the former U.S. Representative as soon as I heard that U.S. Senator Daniel Inouye had passed away on Dec. 17. After all, Case had first gotten himself elected to congress by winning a special 2003 election after Congresswoman Patsy Mink died. And though he never really came close to beating Mazie Hirono in the Democratic Party Primary this year for the right to succeed retiring Senator Daniel Akaka, was it possible that Case could still now wrangle an appointment to the Senate?

Of all the names tossed out as possible replacements for Inouye, Case probably had the most experience. He wasn’t shy about pointing this out, either, in his Dec. 23 letter to the Hawaii Democratic Party’s Central Committee: “Our next Senator must hit the ground Thursday [Dec. 27] on the critical issues facing us all right now, from the fiscal cliff to growing our economy, preserving Social Security and Medicare, and dealing with an uncertain world, while also fighting inside DC to save Hawaii projects,

funding and jobs now at great risk,” he wrote. “Our next Senator must also have the knowledge, experience and ability to work with different Presidents and colleagues over the coming decades toward rebuilding national leadership and influence for our Congressional delegation.”

Turns out, though, no. See, Case made a lot of enemies–Democratic Party enemies–in the last decade. All his “experience” in congress didn’t apparently mean a lot to them, because Case never made the the list of three contenders that Governor Neil Abercrombie used to appoint a temporary replacement.

Case himself seemed to understand that his crusade for Inouye’s Senate seat was forlorn. In an email to supporters sent out a day before he submitted his official request for consideration to the Democratic Party, Case included this telling line about his former dealings with the man now being virtually labeled as Hawaii’s patron saint of national politics: “Of course, we disagreed later over how to ensure Hawaii’s representation in the Senate in a post-Inouye world, and that cost me dearly.”

Brief historical recap: in 2006, Case gave up his perfectly safe congressional seat to run against Senator Akaka in the Democratic Primary. Though old, at that time Akaka still very much wanted another term, and Inouye and the rest of the Democratic Party establishment agreed with him. But whippersnapper Case stepped in with arguments about both Hawaii’s senators were getting pretty up there in age, and there would come a time soon when both would be gone, and Hawaii needed to make plans now for that loss of seniority.

Inouye, in a 2011 interview with Civil

Overheard “Oh, that’s nothing compared to how it’s going to taste sliding down the back of your throat.”

-Woman at the Wailea Marriott, Dec. 27

Beat, said he didn’t take to Case’s challenge against his buddy at all. “Mr. Case came to me and I asked him, I said, ‘Are you running for the Senate?’” Inouye said. “He says, ‘No.’ Forty-eight hours later, he announced, and in his headquarters were all posters. And these posters are not made in 24 hours. It takes a little while to do this. I don’t mind people disagreeing with me. But on something like this, straight to my face.”

But a moment later in the Civil Beat interview, Inouye then admitted that that was all in the past. “Well he came to see me and, you know, I let bygones by bygones,” he said. “But I said something like, ‘When I get agitated and irritated, I might act up.’ After all, I’m human, right?”

Still just Mr. Ed Case

Inouye may have forgiven Case, but the party certainly didn’t. That’s why I wasn’t really surprised at the tone of Case’s Dec. 29 email to supporters.

“Despite a few disappointments... 2012 was a good year for Audrey and me,” he wrote before detailing the accomplishments of his kids.

Case wasn’t a bad politician–a bit too moderate and accommodating in his views and actions on the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, for instance, but he was a decent guy who understands the legislative process. Perhaps someday, after the party feels he’s paid enough penance he’ll get a chance to crawl out of the wilderness of extremely lucrative business, property and financial law (he’s currently at Bays Lung Rose and Holma in Honolulu) and serve in public office again. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1629n1

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1st row from the left - Joanne Tanaka, Sandy Reyno, Rosie Vierra, Nancy Johnson, Mayor Alan Arakawa, Karen Alonzo, Joyce Yamada, Denise Cohen, Jeny Bissell. 2nd row from left - Lisa Varde, Tiana Uilani Cordero, Susan Wyche, Jonathan McKee, Jason Hall, Joy Barua, Nicole Beattie

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EPA SAYS LAHAINA WASTE FACILITY IS CLEAN The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has published a press release after an interim evaluation of the Lahaina Wastewater Reclamation Facility and assures everyone that there is no poop in our waters. Well, at least none that’s their fault. The level of harmful bacteria is “low or non-existent, and well within the range considered safe for swimming,” according to the EPA. This is good news for people who go swimming at the beaches in Lahaina.

“The results from DOH confirm that our ocean water is clean and safe,” said Arakawa. “The County of Maui, State of Hawaii Department of Health and the Environmental Protection Agency continue to work cooperatively to obtain the best science to inform our decisions, a process that is ongoing.”

Apparently, there is an ongoing investigation by federal and state agencies apparently prompted by the facility being under fire last year for allegedly injection wastewater still containing bacteria into groundwater, and the Mayor’s comments come in response to that. Earthjustice is also suing the County of Maui over their alleged injections of contaminated wastewater into the groundwater.

The final draft of the report is expected to be released in June 2013.

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While it’s true that babies are born with no teeth, that hasn’t deterred UH Maui College Dental Assisting Program Coordinator Joyce Yamada from putting together one of the most comprehensive and proactive healthy teeth programs on the island.

Since 2009, packets for babies are compiled with proper oral care practices and delivered to each and every newborn in the county.

“In a sampling of WIC [women, infants and children] clients who received the Baby Dental Packets, 47 percent reported that the only infant dental information they received was from the Baby Dental Packets Project, and of those who had some dental knowledge previous to receiving the Baby Packets, 91 percent said they learned half of their dental knowledge from the Baby Packets,” says Jeny Bissell, R.N. and Administrator of the Family Health Services Section of the State of Hawaii Department of Health on Maui. “This project is cost effective and can be a model for the rest of the state.”

Students Tyler Yamada (Joyce’s son) and Taylor Hori (from UH Maui College and Seabury Hall, respectively) assembled the baby dental packets. They include a parent’s toothbrush, which is a childsized brush with a handle fit for a parent’s hand; the National Institute of Dental and Craniofacial Research brochure titled “A Healthy Mouth For Your Baby;” and the UHMC Dental Assisting Program brochure “Keep Your Baby Smiling…”

Dental kits are also available in Spanish.

“I created, organized and secured funding for my Baby Dental Packet Project that began in 2009,” says Yamada. “As a dental hygienist, I found that there was a need for oral care information for babies. The project began with a grant from Young Brothers, as well as financial support from the Maui County Dental Hygien-

ists’ Association and Pedodontic Associates. WIC Program/Family Health Services Section/Maui District Health Office of the State of Hawaii Department of Health, Maui Memorial Medical Center’s CEO Wesley Lo, CFO Pat Saka, MMMC attorney Richelle Kawasaki Lu and Maternity Head Nurse Shirley Chun Ming supported the project.”

The County of Maui took notice of the hard work of Yamada and the dental hygienists at UH Maui. In October ,Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa presented a special proclamation, “UH Maui Dental Assisting Program Dental Kits for All of Maui’s Babies Day,” to community representatives at his office in Wailuku. It’s a mouthful to acknowledge the effort that gives healthcare providers dental packets for pediatrics, community health offices and the families of every baby born at the Maui Memorial Medical Center.

“Healthy teeth are important to the overall health of our keiki and taking simple steps now can mean helping our children have healthier gums and teeth throughout their lifetime,” says Arakawa. “The County of Maui is committed in our support of the University of Hawaii Maui College’s fine work to educate the community about the importance of infant oral hygiene.”

In 2011, local pediatrician Dr. Felicitas Livaudais of Kaiser Maui Lani approached Yamada about the possibility of expanding the project and making baby packets available to interested pediatric and community clinics on Maui. Kaiser Community Benefit funded this project, with 2,000 baby packets distributed in 2012.

Then the Hawaii State Department of Health WIC program officials assessed the efficacy of this program. Presently, Kaiser Permanente Community Benefit has provided the funding for 2,000 baby packets at the Maui Memorial Medical Center and 2,000 for local pediatric offices and clinics on Maui for 2013.

“Since the program was recently implemented we will have to wait and see if the

outcome is a measurable increase in dental health of children,” says Jason Hall, Vice President and Chief Administrative office for Kaiser Permanente. “Prevention and reinforcement leads to good behavior which can lead to good oral health outcomes for children. Oral health is an important part of promoting healthy communities. On the other hand if the doctors advice (including education) is not followed through, it can lead to adverse outcomes.”

The search for funding continues and Yamada says she has requested and received funding for packet materials from the Maui County Dental Society and the Frank M. and Gertrude R. Doyle Foundation. The Maui Memorial Medical Center Foundation (Lani Correa) also funds the printing of a Baby Dental informational brochure, “Keep Your Baby Smiling,” that is culturally sensitive to Hawaii’s diverse population.

With the permission from Hawaii State Dental Director Mark Greer, they used printed material from the out-of-print baby dental brochure. They also received plastic bags to hold the dental materials from Pedodontic Associates and in the past two years from Dr. Shaun Wright, DDS, who operates his office on Market Street in Wailuku.

“By reaching every newborn on Maui, I hoped to improve the oral care of Maui’s children and reduce their tooth decay rates,” says Yamada. “I anticipated positive long-term effects of sharing dental knowledge to an entire generation of children on Maui.”

For more information about the UH Maui College Dental Assisting program or baby dental packet project, contact Yamada at 808-984-3663 or by email at yamadajo@hawaii.edu.

-Jen Russo

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FRANCE’S BRAVE PIGEON WARRIORS Notwithstanding its nuclear submarines, ballistic missiles and spy satellites, France maintains Europe’s last “squadron” of military

carrier pigeons. Legislator Jean-Pierre Decool lauds the pigeons and campaigns for their upgrade, warning that in the event of war or other catastrophe, the birds would be a valuable messaging network. (Pigeons have been used at times in the current Syrian civil war.) Until very recently, according to a November Wall Street Journal dispatch, pigeons wearing harnesses had been used by a hospital in Normandy to ferry blood samples to a testing lab (a 25-minute flight).

JUST AWESOME Jason Schall, 38, who has retired as a financial planner and now devotes his energy to fishing, had a spectacular week in September when he won a catch-and-release tournament in Charleston, S.C., came within 1 1/2 inches of a world record on another catch, and was notified of recently setting two Nevada state records for largest fish caught. Schall’s coup de grace, he told the Charleston Post and Courier, came a few days later when he caught a redfish while sitting on his living room sofa in Daniel Island, S.C., watching a Clemson football game with a pal. He had run a line with bait through a crack in the door, through his yard into the lake behind his home.

SUSPICIONS CONFIRMED Researchers from the University of Texas Medical Branch at Galveston found recently in tests that 10th-grade students who play video games (especially shooting and sports games) regularly score just as high in robotic surgery dexterity as resident doctors. The lead researcher said that surgery simulations (for example, suturing) have built-in unpredictability, for training purposes, but since complex video games are laden with unpredictability, players logging at least two hours a day with the joystick in fact may even slightly outperform the residents.

HOW DRUNK DO YOU HAVE TO BE? College student Courtney Malloy, 22, was rescued in November after getting stuck at about 1 a.m. trying to cut between two buildings in Providence, R.I. The space between City Sports and FedEx Kinko’s was eight to nine inches, said firefighters, who found Malloy horizontal and about two feet off the ground and “unable” to explain how she got there. And Leslie Newton, 68, was pulled over by Florida Highway Patrol officers near St. Augustine in December while driving erratically.

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AN OPEN LETTER TO HAWAII’S NEW SENIOR SENATOR

BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO

Senator Brian Schatz: First off, I just wanted to congratulate you on your appointment. Not many 40-year-olds go from being Lieutenant Governor of a small state to United States Senator in 24 hours (or even get to be Lt. Gov., for that matter), and your achievement is a real one. Governor Neil Abercrombie ventured pretty far out on a political limb to send you to Washington, and the aides of your predecessor, the late Senator Daniel Inouye, the previous Senior Senator from Hawaii, wasted no

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time in speaking publicly out how “disappointed” they were that Abercrombie hadn’t honored Inouye’s deathbed request to appoint Representative Colleen Hanabusa as his successor.

But I’d like to forget the political machinations that put you in office and concentrate on the unique power and nature of your new job. Just as Abercrombie’s appointment of you proved that he was his own man, politically, you too have a chance to step away from Abercrombie’s shadow and do your own thing.

In a way, the U.S. Senate is the nation’s most elite club, and now you’re a part

of it. You have two free years there, free campaign promises and debts (save those you start piling on now for your 2014 run at outright election). You now have the power to introduce legislation that affects the entire nation, receive secrets from our vast national security apparatus, advise and consent on presidential appointments and vote on bills and issues that make headlines every day.

In short, the world’s media will now pay attention to everything you do and say. As the late U.S. Air Force Colonel John Boyd used to say, this power brings with it a stark choice: “you have to make

a decision–to be or to do.”

Do you merely want the trappings and pageantry and sense of authority that comes with being a United States Senator? Do you want to spend the next two years as Abercrombie’s messenger in Washington, voting and speaking only on that which will promote yourself in the seat’s 2014 election? Or do you want to break away from Senator Inouye’s legacy as the King of all things Pork Barrell and use your stature to affect real change on issues that I know a solid progressive as yourself truly believes in but may run counter to the more traditional Demo-

cratic Party platform?

If it’s the latter, then I submit the following five issues as prime places to start–excellent positions from which you can assert your own authority, while still holding fast to the “mainstream” of America:

1. The Drug War What we euphemistically call “The Drug War” was probably lost a generation ago (that episode of Diff’rent Strokes where Nancy Reagan came on and told America “Just say no” is as good a place as any to fix the defeat) but the irrational spending of tens of billions of dollars of national treasure and the jailing of hundreds of thousands of drug offenders in a new, vast prison archipelago of our own designs continues without end, even as charts continually come forward tracking absolutely no change in illegal drug use among Americans.

Opposition to the Drug War is actually a rational point of view. A few weeks before the November election, National Public Radio did a story on how economists would design campaign advertisements. Every single economist contacted for the story, the NPR reporter said, advocated an immediate cessation of Drug War hostilities.

And yet, there is a queasy bipartisanship across Washington (perhaps fueled by the Republican-leaning prison construction industry and the Democraticaligned correctional officers unions) that steadfastly refuses to yield even an inch on the Drug War madness, even as voters in states like Colorado and Washington recently approved ballot measures that legalize cannabis. The nation’s mood is changing, but Washington remains as cold as ever on the issue of drugs.

2. Targeted Drone Killings In February 2012, before the presidential election really heated up, Glenn Greenwald wrote in Salon of the “repulsive liberal hypocrisy” concerning President Barack Obama’s use of unmanned drones to launch missiles at suspected terrorists in the Middle East. “A core plank in the Democratic critique of the Bush/Cheney civil liberties assault was the notion that the President could do whatever he wants, in secret and with no checks, to anyone he accuses without trial of being a Terrorist–even including eavesdropping on their communications or detaining them without due process,” Greenwald wrote. “But President Obama has not only done the same thing, but has gone much farther than mere eavesdropping or detention: he has asserted the power even to kill citizens without due process.”

Greenwald was right. Had George W. Bush instituted a policy of using drones to kill terrorist suspects abroad–even when said suspects were Americans and

had constitutional rights to due process– the left would have howled. But when Obama began relying on the drones to carry out exactly those types of drone missions (which have resulted in the deaths of innocents), few officials in his own party stepped forward to protest.

The civil liberties enshrined in our constitution are going from real, tangible

can American officials such as yourself go around using the word “free” to describe this nation before the whole world considers it a bitter joke? And how long can we in Hawaii continue to walk a tightrope between our officials’ desire to placate the U.S. military, which has invested considerably in our state, and our citizens’ right to live free of authoritarianism?

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You now have the power to introduce legislation that affects the entire nation, receive secrets from our vast national security apparatus, advise and consent on presidential appointments and vote on bills and issues that make headlines every day. rights to mere words on a piece of paper. This is how dictatorships begin, Mr. Schatz, as I’m sure you understand.

3. Spying on Americans Apparently, your first vote, taken just hours after being sworn in on Dec. 27, was for the “Leahy Amendment,” named for Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy, which would have created a modest reform in the way our federal courts handle our spy services’ warrantless wiretapping of American citizens. It failed, of course (supporting our national security state’s war on civil liberties is very much a bipartisan issue), but your vote is definitely a step in the right direction.

Remember, Wired has spent the better part of the year reporting on how our clandestine National Security Agency has been spying on us Americans. Cell phone calls, emails, the works. And no warrants for any of it. Nor would they tell two U.S. Senators (your new Democratic Party colleagues Ron Wyden of Oregon and Mark Udall of Colorado) the extent of it because–wait for it–doing so would violate our privacy.

Seriously, how long, given such news,

4. Climate Change This one should be easy for you. Last week you called climate change “the most urgent challenge of our generation” and said it was one of your top priorities. Well, you said it, brother: “challenge” is the word. Even the majority of people who accept that industrialization is helping to warm our planet’s climate, which has the potential to cause all sorts of ecological problems (drought, famine, pandemics, extinctions, etc.) probably aren’t ready for the wholesale life changes that dealing effectively with climate change will entail.

Solar and wind farms are great, but how much of the nation’s grid is hooked to those things? What percentage of the population is driving a zero-emission car? And what percentage of those people charge their electric car with power generated in a clean, environmentally responsible manner? And how are we going to provide power to all those computers, television screens, smartphones and tablets the whole world is clamoring for?

“Challenge” is absolutely the right word, Senator. But identifying what needs to be done pales before your challenge: to translate your beliefs in the dangers of climate change into

legislative change that will be acceptable to a Washington (and Hawaii) that is absolutely addicted to internal combustion engines.

5. Ocean Pollution Look, even if our world’s climate wasn’t undergoing massive, dangerous changes, we’d still have do something about the garbage we’re tossing in our oceans. I’m talking runoff from land development, plastic junk (which is leading to catastrophe for the bird and sea life that lives in the delicate Northwest Hawaiian Islands) and the dumping of other various toxins, which over time has included human, industrial and even nuclear sources.

Hell, there are chemical munitions dating from World War I that are lying just off the coast of Oahu that may or may not be responsible for a statistical rise in cancer among West Oahu residents.

It’s not a pretty, sexy issue, and it’s fraught with trouble, given that it

BY MATTI MATTILA requires stuff like global treaties (which the Senate must ratify!) and agreements, but it’s vital if we as a race are going to stop causing the extinction of so many species.

6. Poverty According to the U.S. Census Bureau, 15 percent of all Americans (and roughly 20 percent of all American children) live below the poverty line. That means they lack access to goods and services (higher education, health care, Xboxes) that most Americans take for granted. In Hawaii, the Census Bureau says the poverty rate is more like 17 percent.

How can this be? Back in 2000, the poverty rate for the nation was 12 percent. So for the last dozen years, what our leaders often describe as the richest and most powerful nation on Earth has also been getting poorer. That, Mr. Senator, is messed up.

These are just the thoughts of a citizen of Hawaii who did not vote for you (none of us have been given that privilege as of yet) but still relies on you for representation in Washington. And nothing I’ve outlined here lends itself to easy, straightforward solutions.

But what do you have to lose? Even if the 2014 race doesn’t go your way, you can always just return to Hawaii and get yourself appointed or elected to some decent job out here.

For politicians, there are far worse punishments for those whose actions mirror their own consciences than that.

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he Sheraton Maui is one of the island’s oldest resorts.

It opened in 1963 with a bang. Ka’anapali was very different back then. The only other resort in the area was the Royal Lahaina, which was built in 1962, and that was north of Black Rock (Pu’u Keka’a).

All this year, the 23-acre Sheraton will be celebrating its traditions that have lasted half a century. In fact, it will be celebrating its bicentennial with a new signature cocktail–the Makana.

“The entire Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa ‘ohana is enthused about celebrating our Golden Anniversary,” says General Manager Tetsuji Yamazaki. “We have associates and guests who have been with us since day one. We are thrilled to commemorate this major milestone all year long. Come and celebrate the legend!”

It all started a few years before Hawaii became a state, before Maui County even had a mayor. In 1956, Pioneer Mill’s board of directors got together for a luau on the beach near Pu’u Keka’a. There, they sketched out the whole Ka’anapali Beach Resort master planning venture.

Seven years later, the grand opening for the Sheraton put Ka’anapali on the map as a resort area and featured celebrities like Bing Crosby, golfer Sam Snead and then-California Governor Pat Brown. It was a groundbreaking place, in more ways than one.

“The visionaries of Sheraton Maui set out to create the jewel of Ka’anapali beach and share its magic with the world,” says Alexis Eaton, Public Relations Manager for Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa. “Among these accomplishments were: being the first hotel built by a major hotel corporation on a neighbor island; first hotel at Ka’anapali Beach Resort; the first planned vacation resort in the island; looked over the first visitororiented golf course built on any Hawaiian island; held the islands’ first Celebrity Pro-Tournament; was the first Hawaii hotel to receive an award for architectural enhancement of the natural locale; and brought the first United Airlines DC-8 to fly to Maui delivering the grand opening guests.”

According to Eaton, the resort’s design instantly won it fans everywhere.

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“Sheraton Maui’s distinctive architecture was spectacular and romantic, and was applauded throughout the world,” Eaton says.

“It was selected for inclusion by New York Museum of Modern Art for Architecture—USA exhibition to tour through Soviet Union and Eastern Europe during the 1960s. Sheraton Maui set the standard for the innovative, luxury, Polynesian resort. Today we share the same vision of being the destination of romantics, families, adventure seekers, and meeting attendees.”

Amazing photographs and footage of the resort’s early years show the golf course going right up to the beach next to the Sheraton, where beachfront hotels now stand. In the 1960s and ‘70s, it was the resort to visit, and many got there by flying into old Ka’anapali Airport. But one holdover from the first days still goes

strong: the Sheraton’s sunset cliff dive ceremony began during their opening and continues to this day.

The ceremony honors Kahekili, Maui’s last ruler before Kamehameha unified the islands. Kahekili lived in Ka’anapali and practiced lele kawa–extreme cliff diving from heights of 300 feet or more into the ocean or pools of fresh water. This sport was not practiced at Pu’u Keka’a, as it was uhane lele, a place where the souls of the ancestors leap into the spirit world. It was believed that if you jumped here, you would enter that world and not return. Kahekeli showed great strength by jumping off this leina a ka’uhane (paths for leaping spirits) and then getting back to shore in one piece.

“By returning unscathed, he gained much respect and admiration by his people and warriors,” says Eaton. “Every night at sunset we recreate and honor this legend. We invite everyone to join us nightly at our Cliff Dive Bar to join in our tradition by watching our cliff diver scale up Pu’u Keka’a, lighting torches as he climbs to honor the souls of the departed. Once at the top of Pu’u Keka’a, the cliff diver recites a blessing and makes the legendary leap symbolizing the great chief’s dives.”

Of course, much else at the resort is very different than it was in those first years. In the 1960s, for instance, your poolside luncheon probably included a daily fashion show provided by the resort shops. Visitors were also often astounded that this little island in the Pacific could provide for a resort that included iced cocktails, golf courts and beachside romance–basically all the amenities normally found at any other international resort.

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For their anniversary, Eaton says the resort will host a commemorative luau on Jan. 25.

“It is befitting to kick off our 50th anniversary celebration with a luau,” Eaton says. “Sheraton Maui’s 50th Anniversary Luau is an opportunity for us to celebrate as a community and share the rich history of this iconic hotel. Our Sheraton Maui ‘ohana is expansive. We have many generations of families who share in our success through the years from repeat guests, to former employees, to owners who have been with us since day one, council members and more.

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Continued from page 13 The menu has also changed considerably since the opening. In 1963, Green Turtle Soup with Sherry appeared on the menu for 45 cents, alongside lobster salad for $2.75. Lunch entrees included Pacific Mahimahi Saute, which was described like this: “In other waters a dolphin steak sautéed in butter and served with French fried potatoes and tomato slices.”

In 1963, a domestic beer cost 60 cents, the same as a glass of Hawaiian fruit punch, and imports were 90 cents.

To help in their anniversary celebration, The Sheraton has announced a new 50th anniversary cocktail called the Makana that tips its hat to the old days.

Makana means ‘gift” in Hawaiian, and uses Okolehao, one of the most unique bottles from the local Haleakala Distillery lineup. Okolehao Liqueur has herbals from the ti plant, paying tribute to the old distilled alcohol made from ti root first created at the end of the 1700s. The drink also has Old Lahaina

light rum and rose champagne.

But these changes are nothing compared to the resort’s rooms. Back in 1963, rack rates for rooms and suites ranged from $12.50 to $50.

“It’s amazing to look back on the photos of the guest room décor, where the groovy wallpaper matched the bed spread, drapes and shag carpet,” says Eaton. “Sheraton Maui has undergone numerous room renovations throughout the last 50 years. In fact, in addition to being the first resort at Black Rock in Ka’anapali, we are also the newest resort, as we underwent a full $160 million redevelopment in the mid’90s, reopening in 1997. While today, we just completed a $6.5 million room renovation project with designer Philpotts & Associates.”

The gorgeous renovation of the resort’s 503 rooms and suites, many perched 85 feet over the beach on the top of Pu’u Keka’a’s cliff top, no doubt will impress visitors, but it’s of no concern to Pu’u Keka’a’s most distinguished and honored guest:

Kaanapali Golf Course in the Sixties

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Another way to celebrate their 50 years is to get in on their special Kama’aina rates, which will be offered all year. They have special rates in resort view, all ocean categories and the ‘ohana suites–a one bedroom room with Murphy bed and ocean views that can hold five people. You also get a $50 credit towards culinary dining on property, a breakfast buffet for two at Black Rock Terrace, two vouchers for the signature Makana and an historic postcard book with photos of the Sheraton through the decades.

For reservations call the Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa at 808-661-0031 or 866-716-8109 or visit their website at sheraton-maui.com. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1629d1

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THURSDAY, TH H UR U R SD S DAY A , JA JAN. 3 W WAVETRAIN – Wavetrain is led by Grammy-nominated keyboardist Mark Johnstone, who also plays with the Mick Fleetwood Blues Band. Based on Maui, Wavetrain’s brand is something called Dirty Modern Electro-Funk.

Combining the elements from different genres such as jazz, Latin and funk, they create a unique blend. $5. 9pm.

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SEWING ELECTRONICS – Maui Makers has convinced someone at Sparkfun Electronics to bring several ProtoSnap LilyPad Developer Kits to give away at their upcoming public night. Here’s your chance to learn how to program a microcontroller, make LEDs blink and motors vibrate, sense light/temperature and then sew it into your clothing. Because who doesn’t want to wear stuff that does stuff? Event and kits are free though there are a limited number of LilyPad Kits, so it’s first come, first served. 6-9pm Maui Makers, (Camp 5 Rd., Pu’unene); 808-573-7606 ; mauimakers.com.

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ABOVE THE LAW – Experience the high-energy country rock band Above The Law, headed by award-winning country music artist Steve Zuwala in concert. Enjoy hits from the hard-driving “Comin’ Home” to the heart-wrenching ballad “Tomorrow” and Steve’s island song “Toes in the Sand.” Discover why Steve was voted “Most Played International Artist” and winner of two Hawaii Music Awards along with Dove and Grammy nominations for his seven #1 singles. $25. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org.

PROTECT KAHO‘OLAWE FILM – Puka Puka presents George Helm Kaho’olawe Aloha ‘Aina. In collaboration with Protect Kaho‘olawe Ohana and produced in 1977, George Helm Kaho’olawe Aloha ‘Aina documents the early days of the Protect Kaho’olawe ‘Ohana and the speeches and performances of George Helm, one of the founders of the organization, who gave his life in the effort to stop the U.S. military’s bombing of Kaho’olawe. Seats are limited, so first come, first served. Donations Requested. 7pm. Puka Puka (43 Hana Hwy, Paia).

FRIDAY, JAN. 4 BROWNCHICKEN BROWNCOW – As part of their Shoyu Chicken Tour, BrownChicken BrownCow StringBand lands on the Stella Blues Stage this Friday.

With roots in West Virginia, they’ve shared their music with audiences all over the U.S. Their shows are made up mostly of original music with classic bluegrass covers and historic Appalachian melodies. They have released three albums so far, taking listeners through West Virginia’s beats. $15. 10pm. Stella Blues (1279 S. Kihei 08- 874-3779, stellablues.com.

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2013 HYUNDAI GOLF TOURNAMENT – Street Bikers United Maui County has partnered with the PGA through their “Golf for charities” program for the 2013 Hyundai Tournament of Champions at Kapalua, which runs Jan. 4-7. All of the net proceeds from will benefit SBU and their special causes, which includes “Tools-4-Tots” and the 2013 “Toys-4-Tots” toy run. Tickets must be purchased through SBU and guests can purchase one “any day” pass for $15 and four-day passes for $40. Tickets may be purchased at Lulu’s Lahaina, the Makena golf course clubhouse and at the Kapalua golf course parking area the morning of the event. The Plantation Course at Kapalua Resort (2000 Village Rd., Kapalua); 954-295-2878, sbuhi.org.

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FRIDAY, JAN. 4 WAILUKU TOWN PARTY – Welcome 2013 by celebrating Wailuku First Friday.

Known for the live music, ono grinds and community, this month Body Alive will host Community Yoga and Finger Friday $25 tattoo specials with Rachel G. As the locals say, e komo mai! 6pm. Wailuku Town (Market Street, Wailuku), mauifridays.com.

READ TO A DOG – Calling all keiki to participate in Hawaii Canines for Independence program at the Makawao Public Library. Hawaii Canines for Independence is a non-profit organization that provides specially-trained dogs to people with physical disabilities to assist them in living more independent lives. Keiki will be able to read to a therapy dog, helping to build their reading confidence and literacy skills. All keiki must be pre-registered and will be allotted 10-minute reading sessions. All children must be on time for their session and accompanied by a parent or caregiver. For special accommodation and sign language interpreters, please contact the Library as soon as possible. Makawao Public (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785

SATURDAY, JAN. 5 SONGS FOR OUR ALI‘I – Here’s an evening of music from three of Hawaiian music’s gems. The MACC is presenting Haunani Apoliona, Ku‘uipo Kumukahi and Helene Woodward. Apoliona is the Board of Trustees Chair for the Office of Hawaiian Affairs and member of legendary group Oloman. Her talent is undeniable. Kumukahi has released six Hawaiian music albums and received 10 Na Hoku Hanohano Awards, including two for Female Vocalist of the Year. Woodward plays upright bass, performing with Mahiehie for halau hula for 25 years. $35. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater (One Cameron Center, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org.

HYUNDAI HOPE ON WHEELS – Hyundai Hope On Wheels’ mission is to end childhood cancer. Every 36 minutes, a child in the U.S. is diagnosed with cancer. This event directly benefits cancer research in the hopes of eradicating this devastating disease. The 5k event will be in conjunction with the Hyundai Tournament of Champions PGA Tour golf tournament.

Come support our keiki. $10 12yrs & under/ $35 all others. Whalers Village Fine Shops & Restaurants (2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 310- 877-4002, hyundairun4hope.org, whalersvillage.com.

SATURDAY, JAN. 5 THE KRYPTONES – Enjoy an evening of jazz, funk and reggae with The Kryptones and special guests Teomon & Dandelion. The foursome hails from Upcountry Maui. The Kryptones have shared the stage with world renowned artists like the Wailers, UB40, Gregory Issacs, Ziggy Marley, Steel Pulse and Third World. The group’s refined yet raw sound is a must-hear. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085, charleysmaui.com.

SUNDAY, JAN. 6 MASSACHUSETTS REUNION – At last! There will be a Massachusetts reunion and potluck this Sunday!

Here’s your chance to prepare a Massachusetts potluck dish, wear a Red Sox, Patriots or Celtics T-shirt and practice your best Kennedy accent. There will also be a Massachusetts trivia contest, so be sure to brush up on your Bay State knowledge. 11am- 2pm. Kamaole Beach Park III (South Kihei Road); 808- 280-1299.

CHRISTMAS TREE RECYCLING – Christmas has passed and that means it’s time to give back by recycling your tree. You can do so easily at the Pu’ukoli’i Train Station thanks to Maui Cultural Lands. The Maui-based grassroots land trust organization’s mission is to stabilize, protect and restore Hawaiian cultural resources. The efforts will contribute to keeping the landfills clear of trees and use the chips for weed suppression in Honokowai Valley.

9am-3pm. Pu’ukoli’i Train Station (17 Kaka’alaneo Dr., Lahaina);808-281-7728, mauiculturallands.com.

WEDNESDAY, JAN. 9 THE INTERGALACTIC NEMESIS – The Intergalactic Nemesis Live-Action Graphic Novel premiered in 2010. Now in its second touring season, the production will hit the MACC. Open to all ages, this period adventure story features Pulitzer-winning reporter Molly Sloan, her intrepid assistant Timmy Mendez and mysterious librarian Ben Wilcott as they face the most serious threat Earth has yet seen. Three actors, one Foley sound artist and one keyboardist perform all the voices, sound effects and music while more than 1,000 hand-drawn, full-color comic book images pop from the screen. $12-$35. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org.

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Django Unchained ★★★★★ Rated R / 141 Min.

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uentin Tarantino’s confidence as a filmmaker and in his audience is right there during the opening moments of his latest and eighth film (not counting Four Rooms). As the opening titles unfold and the appealingly corny title song booms from the soundtrack, Tarantino clearly doesn’t care how old school and goofy it is, only that his audience and dedicated fans will follow him into his latest cinematic mix-tape of the old and new. It goes without saying that we do and that, even during many of the questionable moments on hand, Tarantino knows how to put on good show and this is one of his most entertaining, if questionable films.

Jamie Foxx stars in the title role, a slave who is freed by a bounty hunter posing as a dentist (played to the hilt by Christoph Waltz).The two form an unusual alliance, killing targets by taking on different identities and generating an interracial friendship uncommon in a land where seemingly everyone

is hatefully racist. After successfully working the land as cowboy guns for hire, Django and his “dentist” set off an a suicide mission: to rescue Django’s wife (Kerry Washington), who was sold to the infamous “Candyland” slave plantation and is owned by a ruthless “slaver” (played by Leonardo DiCaprio with a sick, merry twinkle in his eye).

Tarantino got away with Inglourious Basterds, his previous film in which he radically altered history and gave Adolf Hitler a spectacular death scene. It’s one thing to flip the bird to the Nazi party but here, Tarantino depicts racist imagery, language and hateful violence towards black slaves and it feels uncomfortably exploitative, even for him. I recognize that the violence and frequent racial slurs are supposed to be offensive, particularly in this context, but Tarantino overdoes it, as if he’s gleefully courting controversy.

I loved nearly everything Tarantino has directed before but the gruesome visuals here are tough to take (and yes, I loved QT’s Kill Bill series). The performances make it worthwhile, starting with Waltz’s dazzling turn, Foxx’s understated cool, DiCaprio’s unhinged embodiment of smug, unapologetic evil and Samuel L. Jackson’s brave,

meaty characterization of a foul stereotype: the elderly, dutiful house slave.

How outrageous is this? One sequence features Don Johnson dressed like Colonel Sanders and overseeing a cotton farm. While the Welcome to Candyland imagery stops short of depicting rape or blackface minstrel shows (a lines in the midst of all the racist slurs. rare touch of restraint), Tarantino does show Filmmaker Spike Lee once publicly critislaves being torn apart and branded. It’s too cized Tarantino for overdoing it on the use much, especially for what isn’t much more of the “N-word” in his films; it seemed an than a frivolous drive-in movie homage. unfair critique at the time but, on this film, I It wears out its welcome with an unagree with Lee. Tarantino may have made yet necessary, extended finale that repeats another expertly crafted, gore soaked crowd what we already knew, and this feels more pleaser, but he thinks he’s above restraint and like a film from Tarantino’s pal Robert Rocan get away with anything. He’s wrong. driguez, with its stunt casting, sick jokes Blazing Saddles knew how to perfectly and loyalty to B-movie conventions. convey a despicably racist atmosphere Yet, if you have the stomach for it and can with sharp humor, satire and honesty. overlook how dubious much of it is (which Django Unchained isn’t as hip and above Tarantino is clearly counting on), it’s also a the hateful muck as much as it thinks. ■ great western, visually resembling McCabe

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Showtimes

WHERE AND WHEN TO WATCH WHAT

BY JENNA SCHAMBER Flight-R-THU (1:45, 5:05), 8:15.

Hitchcock-PG13-THU (11:50, 2:15, 4:35), 7:05, 9:35.

Jack Reacher-PG13-THU (12:15, 12:45, 3:15, 3:45), 6:15, 6:45, 9:15, 9:45. FRI (12:15, 3:15), 6:15, 9:15. SAT-SUN (12:15, 3:15), 6:15, 9:15.

MON-WED (3:15), 6:15, 9:15.

The Impossible-PG13-FRI (1:30, 4:10), 6:50, 9:35. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:10, 6:50, 9:35. MONWED (1:30, 4:10), 6:50, 9:35.

Killing Them Softly-R-THU (12:10, 2:35, 5:00), 7:25, 9:50.

This Is 40-R-THU (11:30, 2:30, 5:30), 8:30.

FRI (11:35, 2:30, 5:30), 8:30. SAT-SUN (11:35, 2:30), 5:30, 8:30. MON-WED (2:30, 5:30), 8:30.

Life of Pi-G-THU-WED (2:45).

Life of Pi 3D-G-THU (11:45, 5:45), 8:45. FRI (11:50, 5:45), 8:45. SAT-SUN (11:50), 5:45, 8:45. MON-WED (5:45), 8:45.

The Impossible opens this week KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: Every day until 4pm)

Lincoln-PG13-THU-FRI (1:45, 5:05), 8:15. SAT-SUN (1:45), 5:05, 8:15. MON-WED (1:45, 5:05), 8:15.

The Hobbit 2D-PG13-THU-SAT 11:10, 12:10, 2:35, 3:35, 7:00, 10:25. SUN-WED 11:10, 12:10, 2:35, 3:35, 7:00.

Django Unchained-R-THU 12:30, 3:50, 7:10, 10:30. FRI-SAT 12:00, 3:20, 7:10, 10:30. SUNWED 12:00, 3:20, 7:10.

The Hobbit 3D-PG13-THU-SAT 6:00, 9:25.

SUN-WED 6:00.

Les Miserables-PG13-THU 12:30, 3:45, 7:00, 10:15. FRI-SAT 12:30, 3:45, 7:20, 10:35. SUNWED 12:30, 3:45, 7:20.

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Parental Guidance-PG-THU 10:45, 12:50, 2:55, 5:00, 7:05, 9:10.

Cirque Du Soleil: Worlds Away-PG-THU-WED (2:20).

The Guilt Trip-PG13-THU 10:50, 12:55, 3:00, 5:05, 7:10, 9:15. FRI-SAT 10:50, 12:55, 3:00, 5:05, 7:25, 9:30. SUN-WED 10:50, 12:55, 3:00, 5:05, 7:25.

NEW THIS WEEK THE IMPOSSIBLE - PG-13 - Drama Story of a family caught in the 2004 Asian tsunami. 107 min.

NOT FADE AWAY - R - Drama - Friends form a rock band in suburban 1960s New Jersey. 112 min.

PROMISED LAND - R - Drama - Matt Damon plays a gas company salesman who experiences life-changing events in some small town. 106 min.

TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D - R - Horror - A

young woman inherits an old house in Texas and goes there with her naive friends. We think you can fill in the rest... 92 min.

NOW PLAYING

Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

Cirque Du Soleil: Worlds Away 3D-PG-THU (12:00, 4:40), 7:00, 9:25. FRI (12:00, 4:40), 6:55, 9:25. SAT-SUN (12:00), 4:40, 6:55, 9:25.

MON-WED (4:40), 6:55, 9:25.

JACK REACHER - PG-13 - Action - Tom Cruise plays detective Jack Reacher from Lee Childs’ popular series. 130 min.

KILLING THEM SOFTLY - R - Crime/

Drama - Jackie Cogan (Brad Pitt) is a mob enforcer who has to restore order after some fools rob a mob card game. 97 min.

LES MISERABLES - PG-13 - Drama/Musical - Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe star in this epic musical taking place in the French Revolution. 158 min.

LIFE OF PI - PG - Adventure - A young

Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2-PG13THU (1:30, 4:10), 6:55, 9:40. FRI-WED 6:45, 9:40.

Monsters, Inc. 3D-G-THU (11:40, 4:15), 6:40, 9:05.

FRI (11:45, 4:15), 6:40, 9:00. SAT-SUN (11:45), 4:15, 6:40, 9:00. MON-WED (4:15), 6:40, 9:00.

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Not Fade Away-R-FRI (1:50, 4:35), 7:15, 9:55.

SAT-SUN (1:50), 4:35, 7:15, 9:55. MON-WED (1:50, 4:35), 7:15, 9:55.

Jack Reacher-PG13-THU (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 10:00. FRI (12:30, 3:30), 6:30, 9:30. SATSUN (12:30), 3:30, 6:30, 9:30. MON-WED (12:30, 3:30), 6:30, 9:30.

Promised Land-R-FRI (11:30, 2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (11:30, 2:00), 4:30, 7:00, 9:30.

MON-WED (2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30.

Rise Of The Guardians-PG-THU (11:35, 1:55, 4:20), 6:50. FRI (11:40, 1:55, 4:20). SAT-SUN (11:40, 1:55), 4:20. MON-WED (1:55, 4:20).

Silver Linings Playbook-R-THU (1:35, 4:25),

658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

Parental Guidance-PG-THU-FRI (12:45, 3:45), 6:45, 9:15. SAT-SUN (12:45), 3:45, 6:45, 9:15.

MON-WED (12:45, 3:45), 6:45, 9:15.

The Hobbit 2D-PG13-THU-FRI (12:50, 4:15), 8:00. SAT-SUN (12:50), 4:15, 8:00. MON-WED (12:50, 4:15), 8:00.

ma/Comedy - Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper star in this look at what happens when a former teacher moves back in with his parents after a stint in a mental institution. 122 min.

more hot teen vampires. 115 min.

THIS IS 40 - R - Comedy - Consider

this a sequel to Judd Apatow’s Knocked Up . 134 min.

plays an airline pilot who saves his plane, but all is not well with the follow-up investigation. 138 min.

TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN PART 2 PG-13 - Drama/Fantasy - It’s the end of the Twilight franchise, and that means no

HITCHCOCK - PG-13 - Drama - Anthony Hopkins plays Alfred Hitchcock in this biopic on the master of suspense. 98 min.

LAST CHANCE FLIGHT - R - Drama - Denzel Washington

berg directs this sweeping look at Abraham Lincoln (Daniel Day-Lewis) and his decision to emancipate the slaves. 149 min.

DJANGO UNCHAINED - R - Action,

PARENTAL GUIDANCE - PG - Comedy - Billy Crystal and Bette Midler look after the grand kids after their parents take off on a work trip. 105 min.

- PG-13 - Fantasy - Some Hobbit teams up with a few dwarves to reclaim some treasure from a dragon. 169 min.

Texas Chainsaw 3D-R-FRI (12:30, 5:10), 7:30, 9:50. SAT-SUN (12:30), 5:10, 7:30, 9:50. MONWED (5:10), 7:30, 9:50.

LINCOLN - PG-13 - Drama - Steven Spiel-

MONSTERS, INC. - G - Animation - Mon-

THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY

Monsters, Inc.-G-THU (2:00). FRI-WED (2:05).

Texas Chainsaw-R-FRI-WED (2:50)

man survives a shipwreck only to find himself trapped in a lifeboat with a Bengal tiger. 127 min.

CIRQUE DU SOLEIL: WORLDS AWAY NR - Fantasy - Two young people look for each other. Sure, why not? 91 min.

Drama - Quentin Tarantino gives us Jamie Foxx as a slave-turned-bounty hunter trying to rescue his wife from a Mississippi plantation owner. See this week’s film critique. 141 min.

7:15, 10:00. FRI (1:35, 4:25), 7:10, 10:00. SATSUN (1:35), 4:25, 7:10, 10:00. MON-WED (1:35, 4:25), 7:10, 10:00.

sters generate power by scaring kids. Well, except for one kid... 92 min.

RISE OF THE GUARDIANS - PG - Ani-

mation - Immortal Guardians protect innocent children after an evil spirit attacks Earth. Pretty much like Red Dawn, only more believable. 97 min.

Last chance to see Flight

SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK - R - Dra-

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Calendar

Da Kine Calendar

BY JENNA SCHAMBER

BIG SHOWS

WAVETRAIN - Thu, Jan 3. Featuring Grammy Nominated Mark Johnstone & Friends. $5 cover.

9pm. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com STEVE ZUWALA & THE ABOVE LAW BAND - Fri, Jan 4. See This Week’s Picks. $25. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org BROWNCHICKEN BROWNCOW STRINGBAND & MAUI UNDERGROUND - Fri, Jan 4.

See This Week’s Picks. $15 cover. 10pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com HAUNANI APOLIONA, KU‘UIPO KUMUKAHI & HELENE WOODWARD - SONGS OF OUR ALI’I - Sat, Jan 5. See This Week’s Picks. $35.

7:30pm MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; mauiarts.org THE KRYPTONES - Sat, Jan 5. A night of jazz, funk and reggae with legendary Maui-based band, The Kryptones, and special guests Teomon & Dandelion. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com WILLIE K & THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Tue, Jan 8. Join Willie K & The Warehouse Blues Band every Tuesday in January as they rock the house at Casanova’s. $10 cover. 9pm Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-5720220; casanovamaui.com

STAGE

‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 12 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful cultural education available for our visitors (and ourselves). Starting at $24.50 keiki / $59.50 adults.

Dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (Old Lahaina Center, 878 Front St.); 1-877-688-4800; mauitheatre.com

FOODIE

DINNER & MOVIE AT WHOLE FOODS - Thu, Jan 3. A special free movie screening and plant-strong buffet for just $6 dollars. Learn why your health is more important now than ever. 3pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui GREEN HAPPY HOUR - Fri, Jan 4. Each Friday sample green smoothies that revitalize and re-energize. Kick off your weekend with a healthy shot of veggies. 3pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui DETOX TUESDAY - Tue, Jan 8. Detox Every Tuesday at noon sample green juices, 365 Organic samples, superfoods and more! 12pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

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HAPA - Thu, Jan 10 through Sat, Jan 12. Stella Blues presents three live performances from Hawaiian music troupe, Hapa. The Jan. 10 and 11 show starts with a 6:30pm seating and includes a special pupu menu. $25 (show only, does not include food). The January 12th show is a Supper Club which includes a 4-course meal and a hula performance. $30 for show or $60 for dinner & show at 6:30pm. Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com

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SLACK KEY MASTERS WITH LEDWARD KA’APANA - Thu, Jan 10. Musical legend Led Ka‘apana returns as Slack Key Masters’ special guest. Grammy Award winner George Kahumoku, Jr. opens the show with his musical and storytelling talents for a wonderful evening in the traditional kanikapila style. $25, $45/ VIP with talk-story session at 6:30pm. 7:30pm MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-SHOW; mauiarts.org AMPERSAND DANCE COMPANY - Fri, Jan 11 through Sun, Jan 13 - The inaugural concert of MAPA’s new Adult Dance Company which includes MAPA instructors and graduates. $15 adult, $12 students (under 18). Fri & Sat 7:30pm and Sun 2:00pm. Purchase tickets at customer service kiosk at Queen Kaahumanu Center. Steppingstone Playhouse, (QKC, 275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-8760; mauiacademy.org WARREN MILLER’S FLOW STATE - Fri, Jan 11. Experience the ultimate winter from a lens of absolute clarity. Warren Miller Entertainment presents Flow State, a ski and snowboard film that will take you into the zone. $12/adults, $10/kids 12 years & under. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org TEDX MAUI - Sun, Jan 13. This daylong event will feature presenters and performers from Maui and beyond who have the passion, curiosity and creativity to change the world with their revolutionary ideas. A no-host reception will follow the presentations from 5-7 pm, with food and drinks available for purchase in the courtyard. $100/person and a limited no. at $75/students & seniors (must be purchased in person at Box Office with ID). 9am5pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org CHICAGO IN CONCERT - Tue, Jan 15. Join Grammy Award-winning group Chicago as they perform on Maui during their 2013 world tour.

Chicago is the first American band to chart Top 40 albums across five decades, with 25 of them certified platinum. Worldwide, their music has sold more than 100 million records. $45, $55, $75 and a limited number of premium seats at $125.

7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org KEIGWIN & COMPANY - DANCE - Thu, Jan 17. Founded in 2003 by Artistic Director Larry Keigwin and former Associate Artistic Director Nicole Wolcott, Keigwin & Company creates and presents Keigwin’s electrifying brand of contemporary dance. $12, $32, $45. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org MAT KEARNEY - Fri, Jan 18. Oregon-born and Nashville-based singer-songwriter Mat Kearney takes the stage at MACC. He is signed with Aware/Columbia Records and has toured with everyone from John Mayer and Sheryl Crow to Keane and The Fray. His music is described as “acoustic base fused with hip hop.” $20/in advance, $25/on show day. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org SOLO SESSIONS: KUANA TORRES KAHELE - Fri, Jan 18. As part of MACC’s Solo Sessions series, Kuana Torres Kahele will be performing a solo set and discussing his music/songwriting with the audience. $25/standard, $45/VIP with talk-story session at 6:30 pm. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org BROWNCHICKEN BROWNCOW - Sat, Jan 19.

The quirky gang from BrownChicken is back on Maui for their Shoyo Chicken Tour 2013. Get your

tickets now! $15. 8:30pm Fleetwood’s on Front St., (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; fleetwoodsonfrontst.com PATO BANTON AND THE NOW GENERATION - Sat, Jan 19. Q103 fm and Maui Wowie Kava Bar is presenting the legendary artist Pato Banton and the Now Generation at Stella Blues. Hosted by local comedian Sunny Dennis. $20 presale/$25 at the door. 10pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808874-3779; patobanton.com MAUI POPS ORCHESTRA - BROADWAY POPS - Sun, Jan 20. Enjoy a real Broadway treat for Maui. Broadway stars Gary Mauer and Elizabeth Southard join the Maui Pops Orchestra for Broadway Pops to present a collection of memorable Broadway songs from hit shows such as Les Miserables, Show Boat, West Side Story, Chicago and more. Patrons who purchase tickets to all three of the Maui Pops concerts will receive a 10% discount off $25, $35 and $45 ticket prices. $10, $25, $35, $45. 3pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, JAN 3 E-TEXTILES - SEWING ELECTRONIC - Maui Makers is pleased to host a vacationing elf from Sparkfun Electronics who is bringing several ProtoSnap LilyPad Developer Kits to give away at their public night. Come down and learn how to program a microcontroller, make LEDs blink, motors vibrate, sense light/temperature and then sew it into your clothing. Event and kits are free. Limited number of LilyPad Dev Kits are available on first come-first receive basis.

6-9pm MauiMakers, (Camp 5 Rd., Pu’unene); 808-573-7606; mauimakers.com FREE ISRAELI FOLK DANCING SESSIONS - Great middle eastern music and choreography.

Call Dan for more info. Thursdays 6-8pm and Sundays 4-6pm. Grace Church School cafeteria, (Pass Pukalani town, 55 Makaena Pl., on Kula Highway before Longs Drugs); 808-280-1051 THE ART OF MELTING CONFLICT IN ALL RELATIONSHIPS - A seminar facilitated by Lee Shapiro on creating satisfying, workable relationships in romance, friendships, family and work. $20-30. 6:30-9:30pm. Location TBA, call 808875-9477 for reservations.

‘GEORGE HELM - KAHO’OLAWE ALOHA ‘AINA’ FILM SCREENING - See This Week’s Picks. $10 suggested donation. Seating is limited, first come, first served. 7pm Puka Puka, (43 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-3080

FRIDAY, JAN 4 HYUNDAI TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS - Today through Mon, Jan 7. See This Week’s Picks. The Plantation Course, Kapalua Resort, (2000 Village Rd., Kapalua); 808-665-9160; pgatour.com/hyundai; ncrossmaui@gmail.com HAWAIIAN HISTORY EVENING - Mele Fong presents a brief talk with PowerPoint presentation followed by The Hawaiian Serenaders performing music from the days of Hawaii Calls and beyond. Also at these special evenings, guests enjoy refreshments while learning about Hawaii’s history in the ambiance of the museum.

Topics are relevant to the month in Hawaiian history. $15. 5-7pm Story of Hawaii Museum, (Ma‘alaea Shops near the Maui Ocean Center,); storyofhawaiimuseum.com FIRST FRIDAY AT BODY ALIVE YOGA - See

This Week’s Picks. 4:45pm-9pm Body Alive Yoga & Movement Studio, (1995 Main St., 2nd Floor, Wailuku); 808-359-1060; bodyaliveyoga.com; keepbreathing@bodyaliveyoga.com WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 6-9pm (Market, Main and Vineyard Streets); facebook.com/wailukufirstfriday

SATURDAY, JAN 5 MAUI CULTURAL LANDS FREE TREE RECYCLING AND VOLUNTEER WORK - Maui Cultural Lands is offering free tree recycling at the Pu‘ukoli‘i Train Station. No tinsel, decorations or flocking on trees. No artificial trees. MCL also is looking for volunteers for the restoration of an ancient farming archaeological site that has been ongoing in Honokowai Valley. Volunteers meet every Saturday in the station’s parking lot. For more information, please call. 9am-3pm Pu‘ukoli‘i Train Station, (17 Kaka’alaneo Dr., Lahaina); 808-2765593; mauiculturallands.com 2013 HUI NO‘EAU ANNUAL JURIED EXHIBITION - View current work of local & mainland artists in all media, including ceramics, printmaking, sculpture, photography, jewelry, digital imagery, fiber, painting, and wood. Nationally renowned guest jurors include respected curators and artists from Maui, Hawaii and beyond, offering a different perspective for a unique show every year. Join the Hui in celebrating art and artists! Exhibition Dates: January 5 - February 15, 2013. Mon-Sat, 10am4pm. Hui No‘eau, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; facebook.com/hui.noeau PET ADOPTIONS WITH HARF - Join the Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation for a very special opportunity to rescue your next best friend! Every Saturday, HARF will bring animals in need of a good home. For more info, see websites or call.

10am-4pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-446-4126; and 10am-4pm Petco, (270 Dairy Rd., #144, Kahului); 808-8760022; hawaiiananimalrescue.org PSYCHIC/INTUITIVE FAIR - Receive insights and inspiration from Maui’s premier intuitives (angel, astrology and tarot), plus aura photography.

Held every first Saturday of each month. 11am4pm Temple of Peace, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-5755220; temple-of-peace.org ‘A HISTORY OF DR. SUN YAT-SEN ON MAUI’ PRESENTATION - Dr. Busaba Yip, Cultural Director of the Wo Hing Museum in Lahaina, will conduct a brief presentation about Dr. Sun Yat-sen, known as the Father of Modern China, who also had local ties to Hawaii as well as Maui. Dr. Sun Yat-sen was a Chinese revolutionist and a western medical doctor who began his education in Hawaii. Dr. Yip’s presentation will commemorate the 101st year Anniversary of Dr. Sun Yat-sen’s presidency. Following the presentation, Dr. Yip will lead a walking tour of Lahaina Chinatown, from the Library to the Wo Hing Museum. Free (ages 12 and older). 1:302:30pm Children’s Section of Lahaina Library, (680 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-662-3950 R.E.A.D. TO A DOG - See This Week’s Picks.

3-4pm Tutoring Room at Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; librarieshawaii.org STEPHEN JENKINSON: THE MAKING OF ELDERS - Doorway Into Light, The Death Store & Bodhi Be presents a talk for elders by spiritual activist Stephen Jenkinson. The talk is on how “young people need and deserve real recognition of their worth and purpose in life, and a living example of enduring discernment, courage and grace.” $15. 7-10pm. Makawao Union Church Hall, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao)

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ALE HOUSE

Envy Nightclub 9pm; $10 cover

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

DigiLuxe w/ DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

Get Your Sexy On with DJ Del Sol 10pm; no cover

BLUE LAGOON Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Ladies Nite w/ DJ 10pm; no cover

Bob Jones & The Drive 7-9:30pm; no cover

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

CPR/AED ADULT - Get trained to recognize and care for victims of life-threatening respiratory or cardiac emergencies and learn how to use an AED for life-threatening respiratory or cardiac emergencies on adults. American Red Cross certification upon completion.

This course will also be held as an online/ classroom blended learning course on 121:30pm on Jan. 23. Classes are based on availability and subject to change. $70 (register online or call). 9am-1pm American Red Cross, (45 N. Market St., Suite A, Wailuku); 1-800-733-2767; redcross.org STANDARD FIRST AID - Learn emergency action steps and first aid procedures for injuries and sudden illnesses. American Red Cross certification upon completion. This course will also be held as an online/classroom blended learning course on 9-10am on Jan. 23. Classes are based on availability and subject to change. $70 (register online or call). 2-5:30pm American Red Cross, (45 N. Market St, Suite A, Wailuku); 1-800-733-2767; redcross.org MASSACHUSETTS REUNION & POTLUCK - See This Week’s Picks. 11am-2pm. Kamaole Beach Park III, (Kihei); 808-280-1299

MONDAY, JAN 7 ‘E’KOMO MAI’ ART SHOW - Lahaina Arts Society’s January featured artist Karen Cam-

MON - Closed for Private Party / TUE - Toxic Tuesday w/ DJ TRVR, 10pm / WED - Special Guest DJ, 10pm (all sets no cover)

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dave Carroll, 7pm / TUE - Jordan Cuddy, 7pm / WED - Justin Phillips, 7pm

DJ Marasco Funky Electronica 10pm; $10 cover

Mabanzi Marimba Band, Money With Drums & Spirit Tribe, 2pm; $7 donation

TUE - Willie K and The Warehouse Band, 9pm; $10 / WED - Ladies Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10

DJ Stylz & DJ Kamikaze 10pm; ladies free; $15

The Kryptones Feat.

Teomon & Dandelion 9pm; $10

NFL

MON - MNF, 3-6pm / WED - SuperLove Wednesdays with DJ Blast, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after 11pm, free for ladies

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Live Music 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Rampage 10pm; no cover

Live Music 10pm; no cover

DJ Big Mike 10pm; no cover

Bobby Ingram Band 6pm; no cover

MON - Gomega, 10pm / TUE - Pool League, 10pm / WED - Jukebox Party 10pm (no cover)

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6pm; no cover

MON - Ryan Robinson, 10pm / TUE - Amy’s Mix, 10pm / WED - Jessica & Kanoa 10pm

Tom Conway & Danny M. 6-9pm; no cover

Live DJ 9pm-12am; no cover

Live DJ 9pm-12am; no cover

Avi Ronen & Indio 6-9pm; no cover

MON - Lia Live Duo, 6-9pm / TUE - Thunder & Lightning, 6-9pm / WED - Far West, 6-9pm

Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Ka’ale 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daisy, 9pm WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm; no cover

Evan Shulman 6-9pm; no cover

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

SUNDAY, JAN 6

Ultra w/ DJ Playwfire Ono 10pm; no cover

Wavetrain 9pm; $5

HARD ROCK CAFE RESOLUTION REMIXX FASHION & CLUB NIGHT - A fashion-inspired club event that includes beats by DJ Kurt, prize giveaways, drink specials and a fashion show at 10:30pm featuring Maui’s finest models rockin’ designs from LoveHard, ARIE Bikinis, Hayhay couture, Karamel collection and jewelry by Bijoux Maui.

Hair and makeup by Julianita Makeup Artistry and Wings of Beauty Maui. Photographers include Genevieve Derego, Todd Mizomi and Valerie Wessel. $10 cover ($5 cover if you RSVP on Facebook event page). 9:30pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)

Salsa Night 9pm; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL

Sunrize Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover

era reveals her new show, “E’komo Mai” (“Welcome”) at the Banyan Tree Gallery. Her art will be on display at the gallery from Jan. 7 through Feb. 3. Opening Reception is on Jan. 11 from 6-8pm. She paints outside on location all over the islands. Her medium of choice is oils, but acrylics also find their way into her canvas. She invites viewers into her paintings in hopes they will “feel the aloha of this wonderful place she calls home.” Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; lahaina-arts.com

TUESDAY, JAN 8 ‘UKULELE LESSONS - Learn some strumming techniques and impress your friends. Free. 5:30pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

Willie K 11am-2pm; no cover

FARMERS MARKETS, ART/CRAFT FAIRS

FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 Lower Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Lahaina); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - MonFri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm.

8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949

POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage. Free. 7pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

ALOHA GIFT & CRAFT FAIR - Mon, Jan. 7.

Browse through local gifts and crafts such as wood carvings, sun-catchers, hats & T-shirts, aloha wear, pottery, art photography, roasted mac nuts, arts & prints, and much more. Free.

9am-4pm Westin Maui Resort & Spa, (Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-268-9822

WEDNESDAY, JAN 9

HANA HEALTH FARMER’S MARKET - Daily (except Sat). 9am-2pm Hana Health, (4590 Hana Hwy.)

WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring a performance

by Leokane and CJ “ Boom” Helekahi in the lower courtyard and a slew of shop-toshop specials. Free. 6:30-8pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com / @ShopsAtWailea on Twitter.

OCCUPY MAUI MEETING - The group’s focus is on foreclosure laws and environmental problems. They want to hear about your issues. Simply attend one of their weekly Wed. meetings to get involved. Free. 5-7pm At Freedom Lawn or Pavilion at UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); occupymaui.com THE INTERGALACTIC NEMESIS: BOOK ONE, TARGET EARTH - See This Week’s Picks. $12, $28, $35. 7:30pm MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies. Produce Boxes available. Be local Buy Local, Support your local farmers at One Love Market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave.); 808-280-9019; onelovemarket.com ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat). A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy., Hana) OHANA FARMERS & CRAFTERS MARKET - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. Vendors bring a plethora of juicy fresh fruit and vegetables to Ka’ahumanu’s Center Court. 8am4pm Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon).

Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11:00 am to 5:00 pm. 11am-4pm Kula Country Farms, (Kula Hwy at Kekaulike Ave.) HAIKU COUNTRY MARKET - Every Wed, Thu, Fri & Sat. Opening the first week of April, come to shop and visit local crafters, vendors, organic produce and the like. 9am-5pm Haiku Market Place (Haiku Rd. and Kokomo) WEST MAUI SWAP MEET - Thu, Jan. 3. Free parking and admission to this swap meet featuring arts, crafts, gifts and farmers market. Free. 9am3pm Lahaina Smokestack, (Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-268-9822 FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Thu, Jan. 3. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75% discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e); feedmysheepmaui.com FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Thu, Jan. 3. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui.

Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75% discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 2-4pm Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way); feedmysheepmaui.com MAUI’S FINEST CRAFT FAIR - Fri, Jan. 4. Local arts, gifts & crafts on the boardwalk at the Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villa within walking distance of all Ka‘anapali Resorts. Hawaii made gifts and crafts featuring 30 vendors with unique products: Handmade jewelry, fresh flowers, scented sea salts, macaroons, soaps & lotions, koa knives, hair wraps and more. Free admission. 9am-4pm Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean resort Villa, (6 Kai Ala Dr.); 808-268-9822

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ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

Karaoke

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Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

JAY’S PLACE

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

Live Music 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S

WED - Karaoke

Kawika 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

John Grover 7pm; no cover

MON - That’s What I’m Talking About TUE - Da Ha-y-ans / WED - Herb Anderson (all sets 7pm; no cover)

1810 8-10pm; no cover

Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30; no cover

MON-WED - Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover WED - Ladies Night, 10pm; no cover

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

Free Karaoke

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR

TUE - Free Karaoke

Blues Jam hosted by Maui Blues Co., 7:30-10pm

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

Open Mic Night 7:30-10pm; no cover

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm; no cover

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S

MON - Farzad & Mike Madden / TUE Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pm-close; no cover)

Howard Ahia 6-9pm; no cover

Allure - DJ LX, DJC & Jay.P 10pm; $10

MON - S.I.N. w/ DJ Blast, 10pm; no cover WED - Krazy Karaoke, 10:30pm; no cover

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Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

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MON - Wolf - Solo Acoustic Guitar / TUE David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae (all 6-9pm)

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Murray Thorne, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover; Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish da Dish, 9:30pm-12am

Willie K Dinner & Show 7-9pm; $65 per person

Willie K Dinner & Show 7-9pm; $65 per person

The Celtic Tigers 6-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Joyce and Gord, 5:30pm, Carl Callaghan, 9:30pm / TUE - Brenton Keith, 6:30pm / WED - Willie K dinner, 7-9pm; $65

OCEANS BAR & GRILL

Live Salsa Music w/ Neito & Barbara, 7:30-10pm

DJ Big Mike 10pm; no cover

Live Music w/ Neto & Barbara, 7:30-10pm

NFL

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2414

MAUI SWAP MEET - Sat, Jan. 5. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all.

50 cents admission. 7am-1pm Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808244-3100; mauiexposition.com UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Sat, Jan. 5. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7am-12pm Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-2833257; upcountryfarmersmarket.com; upcountryfarmersmarket@gmail.com LIPOA STREET FARMER’S MARKET - Sat, Jan. 5.

8am-12pm South Maui Center, (95 Lipoa St., Kihei) HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET Sat, Jan. 5. 9am-5pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy., Hana) LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR - Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous banyan tree, over 50 select Maui artists show and sell their work. Find unique treasures including jewelry, art, hand-sewn items, candles and time travel at the Historic Old Lahaina Courthouse. Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St.); 1-888-310-1117 / 808-661-9175; visitlahaina.com FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI - Sat, Jan. 5. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75% discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Ave. and Pu‘unene Ave.); feedmysheepmaui.com MAKAWAO FARMER’S MARKET - Sat, Jan. 5. Sell, buy, trade quality used items, crafts, auto parts, sports equipment, ranch and farm tools

veggies, plants, and much more. Vend your items for $10, food vendors welcome! Why chase yard sales? 10am-2pm Across from Rodeo General Store, easy parking behind Dragons Den and Rodeo General Store take the stairs or the ramp to the mark (3654 Baldwin Ave.); 808-419-1570

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937.

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm; Wed, Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam & Tori 7-9:30pm; Fri, Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm.

(672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

COOL CAT CAFE - Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:3010pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Mon, Cousin Jason 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Fausto 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm.

(130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Fri, Barefoot Minded 6-9pm; Sat, The House Shakers 6-9pm; Sun, Avi Ronen & Indio 6-9pm; Mon, Lia Live Duo 6-9pm; Tue, Thunder & Lightning 6-9pm; Wed, Far West 6-9pm; Thu, Tom Conway & Danny M. 6-9pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm;

Sun, Willie K 11am-2pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon & Ron 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku & Peter DeAquino 6:30pm; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Kulewa 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika, Roy & Albert 6:30pm; Sat, Ron, Ikaika & Damon 1:30pm; Sat, Damon/Ron/Keali’i 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian Trio 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808-667-6636.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Fri, TBD; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Daily (except Fri & Sat), Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm.

(730 Front St.); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm.

(843 Wainee St., Unit 1 & 2); 808-667-6655.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J); 808-661-4495.

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MERRIMAN’S - Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:308:30pm; Mon, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

PARADISE GRILL - Tue, Johnny Ringo 6-9pm; Wed, Heather & Scott 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 6-9pm; Fri, Scotty Rotten 6-9pm; Sat, Kory Kukahiku 6-9pm; Sun, Hawaiian Music Night 6-9pm; Mon, Marvin Taraga 6-9pm. (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Brother Damien’s Ocean Beach Party 7:30-10pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Wed, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

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MONSOON INDIA - Sat, Cambria Moss & Ricardo Dioso 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, The Hula Honeys 5:30-8:30pm. (760 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-4555.

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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Junior Lacuesta 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E); 808-891-8010.

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TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Live Music Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30pm. (2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112); 808-875-2910.

THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm. (Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080.

THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Thu, Fri & Sat, Acoustic with Chad Kaya 5-8pm; Sun, Louise Lambert 6:30-9pm; Every Sun, Mon & Wed, Hawaiian Music 5-8pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133.

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CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON - Thu, Miss Meaghan Owens 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm; Tue, Howard Ahia & Friends 6:30-8:30pm. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085.

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BY CAERIEL CRESTIN CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Keep trying, and you might graduate from fearsome allosaur to mighty T. Rex. You’ve already earned a reputation as a ruthless predator, and your unfortunate potential victims shrink from your toothy maw with justifiable terror. Do you really want to rampage your way through life? Especially when you could have those same weak cattle eating trustingly from your hand, instead of cringing whenever you approach? Lock your copy of Machiavelli’s The Prince in a trunk and swallow the key. It’s time to adopt some new methods (possible tutors: Glenda the Good Witch, Ammachi, or Santa Claus) and abandon your old ones before you become as extinct as the dinosaurs you stole them from.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) So you’ve been hurt before. Join the club. You broke your leg in seventeen places and now it’s hard to walk without a limp, let alone run. Fine, but broken hearts aren’t the same. Heal, already. You call parading scars and building protective walls sound strategy. I call it self-sabotage.

Even a serially jilted bride must trust, if she hopes to ever have a happy honeymoon. Let your fiancé, buddy, or whoever you’re taking emotional risks for have the power to screw you over. It’s the only way they’ll have a chance to show you how much they don’t want to.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) The Olympic Committee has strict rules regarding genetically-enhanced athletes. They’d love to investigate your nearly superhuman ability to achieve great things with minimal effort, if they could. Don’t be daunted by outside skepticism, judgment, or unfair restrictions, all of which you may encounter this week.

Not using your superior endowments would be akin to those superjocks of the future refusing to use their catlike reflexes or gorilla-size strength just because the Olympic Committee said no. Pick and choose the arenas you’ll compete in. You’re lucky; so far, no one can stop you, no matter how much they’d like to.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) For years, you worked towards “living the dream.”

Now that you’re so much closer to it (or already in it, whether you’ve realized that or not) you’re surprised that the dream is so much quieter than you thought it’d be. The spotlight you’re missing ain’t all that. Ssshhh.

Your habit is to crave excitement. But there are better things. For instance, excitement’s been replaced by the feeling of contented peace and rightness you’d have right now, if only you’d stop craning your neck to spot the fireworks long enough to look inside and notice it.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Wow. I’m impressed: your spy network is thorough.

Between the streaming webcams hidden in your ex’s apartment and the network of binocular-wielding informants across the street, you miss very little. Your boss’s clandestine night-life as a dominatrix, your neighbor’s unfortunate penchant for girls with dogs (and I mean with dogs)—you’ve got something on everyone. Save yourself some money. Return the techno-equipment, cut back the kickbacks to your moles. Why? Because you already have access to this information. Your ex is dying to tell you exactly how many people they’ve slept with since you (and what they did), and your neighbor will delight in sharing stories about the chick with the Great Dane. The added advantage of asking for information rather than stealing it: you get to decide how much you want (or don’t want) to know.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Sometimes, I leave you running on automatic. You’re so famously self-reliant, I trust you to take proper care of yourself, like a cat. Occasionally, though, you run into a problem. Call it a hairball, a sore tongue, or whatever you like, it’s personally expensive. While you’re choking on the consequences of your own independence, don’t cling to it unnecessarily. Occasionally, it’s okay to ask for a slap on the back, a soothing French kiss, or whatever you require. In fact, that’s your mission this week: identify what it is you need the most, and ask for it from the person (besides yourself) most able to give it you.

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) You require a daunting degree of emotional privacy and protection. However, you also need a powerful sense of human connection and intimacy. Being a Crab is pretty tricky. Resolving how to maintain your walls and feed your squishy interior is a worthy dilemma. You’ve gone too long without a working solution. This week, develop and articulate at least a preliminary strategy for making sure the right people are on the right side of your shell at the right times. Don’t worry if it doesn’t run smoothly at first—you have the rest of your life to tinker with it.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Some couples get married while skydiving, climbing down the side of a skyscraper, or by Elvis in a Vegas wedding chapel. Some women give birth in taxicabs, warm baths, or at home surrounded by dozens of friends, singing. I admire their willingness to experience or create these life-changing moments in ways that are perfectly tailored to their own lives, instead of subscribing to the cookie-cutter traditions almost everyone else uses. It takes a lot of courage and self-knowledge to write your own version and make it happen. This week, start with making the day-to-day uniquely yours—by the time the next big milestone comes along, you should be able to own that, too.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Your unfailing generosity has made you eligible for sainthood, again. Unfortunately, nomination for canonization has its price. The modeling sessions for stained glass masterworks, marble statues, and religious candle stickers can be grueling. The exhausting and endless requests for miracles, healings, and holy signs get old, too. Certainly don’t cease the practices that earned you such honor in the first place. But you hardly need all the lame trappings that go with. Do something wicked this week, and you’ll still have the gratitude of those you love, without all the awe and supplication from those you don’t even know.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Get out of the house! Now. Pretend there’s a letterbomb, an embarrassing incense fire, or a plague of radioactive cockroaches inside. Leaving your house shouldn’t be a process. You can’t prepare for every eventuality, so don’t even try. This time, rush out empty-handed. Forget your cellphone or smokes. They won’t matter—you’re out to expand your territory, not rehash familiar stories you already know the endings of.

Traveling light will aid your mission—you’ll be able to go further abroad and do more interesting stuff if you don’t have pockets full of precious junk weighing you down.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Doctors claim to be immune to the lavish gifts, trips, and perks showered upon them by pharmaceutical companies, but statistically, they’re much more likely to prescribe the marketed product after enjoying basketball tickets or a fancy dinner courtesy of its manufacturer. Your doctor should prescribe meds based on your own best interests, not on the rosy memories of her last pharmaceutical-funded ski vacation. While demanding that she pledge to be free from corporate “bribery,” check yourself for hypocrisy. While not as grievous, you’ve let yourself be slightly swayed by a karmically dirty influence. Doc should clean up her practice. But give yours a good scrub, too.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Being an eminently practical person, most of the skills you use and value the most aren’t ones you learned in school. Your favorite lessons include when your uncle demonstrated how to break into a car, your big brother gave you advice about love, or when your best friend taught you how to get rid of bill collectors, Jehovah’s Witnesses and telephone salespeople. Given this basic awareness, I wonder why you’ve been clinging to book learning in one particularly troublesome area for so long. The problem is primed to move—if only you’d apply Grandma’s stewed prune recipe to the blockage, instead of what some lameass taught you in college.

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