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continue pursuing his art dreams by immersing himself within the source of his inspiration. Mainly focusing his art on fantaseascapes, Patrick spends much of his time painting in his studio or at a local gallery.

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Out Of Business Were consignees left holding the bag when Bohemia Boutique in Wailuku closed?

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Bad business

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ecently, a little consignment shop called Bohemia Boutique closed in Wailuku. This sort of thing happens all the time.

But with Bohemia, there’s a slight wrinkle: a number of consignees are claiming that owner Carey Sutherland never mentioned to them she was closing the store. Their first notice of the closure came when they stopped by and found it mostly empty, with just a few piles of clothing littered around the premises and multiple signs on the window saying “Closing Sale” and “Blow-out Sale.”

“Everyone has been ditched by Carey, as well as I,” said Phoenix Stone, one of the consignees. “There is now a ‘Leasing’ sign on that store, while items are still all strewn all over the place inside.

She has not done anything to make this right for any of the consignees.”

Consignees, understandably concerned about their items, apparently began calling Sutherland. Their potential losses ranged from a few hundred dollars to a few thousand. Those we spoke to said no one answered the store phone. Sutherland’s cell phone also quickly filled up with voicemails (when I called for this story it was still full).

Those consignees who were able to contact Sutherland received mixed responses. “It was the consignees’ fault that the store had to close” was one reason she allegedly gave them. “Everyone will get back their items and what is owed to them” was another.

When I finally tracked down Sutherland by texting her, she offered still more reasons.

“I was locked out of the store for a few weeks,” she said. “My laptop was taken. Everyone will be taken care of,

probably in a week or two.

I can understand the panic to a point, but it went a little too far. Everyone’s things should be packed up in a couple of weeks and they will be contacted.”

As for not responding to consignees, Sutherland said she hasn’t been answering them because she was overwhelmed, but is working on clearing her voicemail. She added that her cell phone is still the best way to reach her.

Doug McLeod, Bohemia’s landlord, wasn’t able to provide much insight into the situation. “She tells me she’s returning stuff to people,” he said. “I don’t know what she’s really doing, though.”

All this was little solace to one consignee, who also requested anonymity.

“Right now I’m off island, but, when I get back, I might take her to small claims court,” said the consignee. “Even then, I don’t know what will happen because she might just file for bankruptcy. And it says in the contract that the store will not be responsible for lost, stolen or damaged goods.”

According to Sutherland, the main reason she couldn’t contact the consignees about her impending closure was that she was locked out of the store and couldn’t access her computer, which held all her contact information. Sutherland said her landlord would not give her keys, something McLeod denies.

“I never did lock her out,” he said.

“We threatened to change the locks, but we never did actually lock her out. I gave her another set of keys because she said she lost hers. I never took any keys away from Carey. I remember one day we left a key for her in an envelope. One day I met her and gave her an extra set of keys.”

Luckily for some, when Sutherland was behind on her rent payments and close to being evicted, McLeod allowed a few consignees into the store, where they were able to retrieve a some of their items.

But one consignee alleges that not all the consignment items were there. McLeod said he documented everything by taking photos and getting the contact information of anyone he let in to the store, to ensure they could be found at a later time.

“There is a security system that monitors everything,” he said. “She has every ability to see what’s happening unless she deleted that information herself.” ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1623n1

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MEGA MALLS ‘DIFFERENT’ FROM LIGHT INDUSTRIAL PARKS Here’s some more fun with zoning. According to The Maui News, on Nov. 16, state Office of Planning official Rodney Funakoshi testified before the state Land Use Commission that Eclipse Development, which wants to build mega malls on land in Kihei originally designated as Light Industrial, should have gone to the LUC when it changed plans because those projects are “different.”

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does lend some sympathy to Eclipse. “[Developer attorney Jonathan] Steiner then asked Funakoshi what percentage of the project needed to be in light industrial to comply with the 1995 conditions,” The Maui News reported on Nov. 17. “Funakoshi replied that there was no exact proportion, to which Steiner asked: How is the landowner supposed to know if it is in compliance or not?”

Neither the paper nor Funakoshi nor the LUC apparently provided an answer, which is also not surprising.

MY THANKS In honor of the holiday this week, I’d like to give thanks to a few individuals over on Oahu, where I spent last weekend for a much-needed vacation. First, thank you to the individuals at the Bernice

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We’re reaching what will hopefully be the end of the Maui Island Plan approval process. The last Maui County Council utterly failed to pass the plan in their two years, so the fact that this council seems on the cusp of approving the sweeping document–which will outline the course of land development for Maui over the next generation–by Dec. 31 seems to be a laudable achievement in itself.

Of course, this is the not the plan first drawn up by the General Plan Advisory Committee (GPAC) just a few years ago. That much was clear to me just by reading various news accounts and periodic email updates from activists during the County Council’s General Plan Committee from the last few months.

But then I received a concise email from Dick Mayer, a longtime good-government activist and GPAC member. His take on just how far the plan has come is both informative and depressing: First, Mayer wrote that the plan’s “Implementation chapter” as well as the Appendix, which contained a list of necessary capital improvement projects, is no longer in the plan. According to Mayer, this means that “the plan has no financial component.”

Secondly, Mayer said that “most of the maps at the end of each chapter have been reduced in importance by renaming them ‘diagrams.’” What’s more, Mayer wrote that the plan now includes language “stating that these maps have no force of law and are merely for ‘informational purposes.’”

Third, the plan’s ‘Protection Areas’ [what should have been the strongest part of the plan] on the maps now include designations that Mayer says “aren’t enforceable by law.” This includes terms “Greenways,” “Green Belts,” “Parks,” “Preservation Areas” and “Sensitive Lands.”

Lastly, and most depressingly, came this paragraph: “GPAC and the Maui Planning Commission worked hard to construct Urban and Rural Growth Boundaries that would provide more than enough area to accommodate all of the needed demand for housing units, but NOT so large that it would become very costly for the County and State to provide the needed infrastructure,” Mayer wrote. “Unfortunately, The General Plan Committee has not bothered to consider infrastructure costs and has greatly expanded those growth boundaries to satisfy the requests of a number of developers, none of whom provided any details on what they are planning to do within these expanded boundaries.”

Mayer then included a few examples of development acreages above and beyond the original GPAC proposals: • 390 additional acres for Makena Resort’s luxury homes

• 200 acres above the Waikapu golf courses for luxury homes • 230 acres around the Ulupalakua Ranch headquarters • All the remaining open space between Wailuku and Waikapu • 330 acres around Haliimaile for Alexander & Baldwin and Maui Land & Pineapple Co. So yeah. The Maui County Council public hearing on all all this at 9am on Tues., Nov. 27. There had been talk about holding the hearing at night so working folks could attend, but like a lot of the Maui Island Plan, that turned out to be just talk.

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Pauahi Bishop Museum, who showed much wisdom and courage when they decided to exhibit a particularly remarkable bowl in the Hawaiian Hall.

The bowl, which is off in the corner of the second level, is made mostly of wood. I say mostly because bored into the bowl are about a dozen human molars. The bowl, the card at the exhibit says, was a spittoon or refuse container, used by someone who wished to “denigrate” the memory of a slain adversary.

That, to put it mildly, is hardcore.

It’s funny how pervasive the marketing of Hawaiian culture truly is: we see so many luaus and other examples of the generosity and compassion that it’s quite easy to forget that ancient Hawaiian warriors were susceptible to the same brutal impulses that govern soldiers around the world today.

Okay, my second thanks is not so solemn. It goes out to the two workers over at Honolulu International Airport who made hanging out in the terminal so much fun. So much of flying commercially these days (really, over the last decade or so) has become a drudgery that it often hardly seems worth the effort. Tickets are expensive, and airlines are great at finding ways to charge travelers ridiculous fees for services once considered free.

Security procedures seem both deadly serious and laughably arbitrary.

Which is why it was such a joy to see these two workers on break, hanging out in the terminal with a dollar bill hooked to a length of fishing line. One would drop the bill casually in the middle of a high-traffic corridor, then sit down a few yards away and wait. When an unsuspecting traveler would walk by, see the bill and reach down to grab it, the worker would yank on the line.

Immature? Probably. Unprofessional? Almost certainly. But sitting and watching those guys this weekend pull that bill away from people as they grabbed for it, I felt happy, and it’s been a long time since I’ve felt that inside an airport terminal. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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BY JEN RUSSO Corrie-Lynn Kuuipo Okalani Montalvo, 16 Halau Kekuaokalaaualailiahi Na Kumu lliahi & Haunani Paredes Overall Kane Award Kamaehu Kamauliola Halaulani Kamalie Kawaa, 14 Halau Kekuaokalaaualailiahi Na Kumu Iliahi & Haunani Paredes Opio Wahine Hula 1st - Corrie-Lynn Kuuipo Okalani Montalvo, 16 Halau Kekuaokalaaualailiahi Na Kumu Iliahi & Haunani Paredes 2nd - Krysta Santos, 14 Halau Hula Kauluokala Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero 3rd - Noelle Guerrero, 16 Halau O Kaululauae Kumu Mikiala M. Lidstone

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OAKLEY OPENS FIRST STORE AT WHALER’S VILLAGE Oakley’s first Maui store opened with much fanfare and crowds on Friday, Nov. 16 at Whaler’s Village in Ka’anapali. The Oakley brand is synonymous with sport sunglasses and performance. They are also known for their high tech composite materials that create sunglasses that you barely feel resting on your face, allowing you to focus on your sport.

“We’re excited to be a part of the Maui community and look forward to serving those who live and play here,” said Erik Searles, Vice President of Oakley Retail.

“The new Oakley store will offer the latest Oakley technology and innovations, helping sports enthusiasts in Maui excel in their performance.”

A traditional Hawaiian blessing was performed on Friday by Earl Kukahiko, and there was hula dancing, live music and pupus. Members of the Oakley Surf Team, including DK Walsh, Keala Naihe, Dustin Barca, Thomas Woods and Ian Walsh, posed for photos and signed posters.

The store boasts 1,800 square feet of Oakley’s sunglasses, backpacks, travel bags, accessories and sportswear. Beautiful displays line the store’s interior featuring their sport, active and lifestyle glasses.

They have a customizable line of glasses that allow you to choose frame style and color and lens type and color.

“Kamaaina on Maui will really enjoy having their own Oakley store where they can find the latest sunglasses and athletic gear for their sport and knowledgeable

associates to assist them,” says Ray Sarafian, the new store manager.

The Maui store joins more than 250 locations around the world. For more information on Oakley visit their website at Oakley.com.

HULA O NA KEIKI RESULTS The 22nd annual Hula O Na Keiki hula competition held at the Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel concluded earlier this month with more than 15 participating keiki. The competition hosted talented children aged five to 17 who competed for nearly $14,000 in cash and prizes.

The contestants were entered as soloists or palua (boy and girl pairs), and performed their traditional or personal interpretations of kahiko (ancient) and auana (modern) hula styles. They were judged on their style of chanting, interpretation of dance and cultural relevance to their costume and adornment. They also had to undergo an interview with judges who asked about costume selection, dance and Hawaiian language.

“We’re thrilled to congratulate our 2012 Hula O Na Keiki winners and proud of all the children who took part in this year’s competition,” said Ka’anapali Beach Hotel GM Mike White, who is also a Maui County Councilman.

“Hula O Na Keiki is an honored tradition that helps perpetuate and preserve different aspects of the Hawaiian culture that we love to share with our guests, community and family alike.”

Here are the winners: Overall Wahine Award

Opio Kane Hula 1st - Kamaehu Kamauliola Halaulani Kamalie Kawaa, 14 Halau Kekuaokalaaualailiahi Na Kumu Iliahi & Haunani Paredes 2nd - Joby Kamaileokanaauao Faris, 15 Halau Hula O Kawaihoomalu Kumu Kukahoomalu Souza

Keiki Wahine Hula 1st - Grace Golis-Bautista, 10 Joan S. Lindsey Hula Studio Kumu Joan S. Lindsey 2nd - Lahela Hookela Medina Maio, 11 Halau O Kaululauae Kumu Mikiala M. Lidstone 3rd - Aona Morita, 10 Ka Pa Haa O Napuaonipoa Kumu Kalani Naahienaena Poomaihealani Keiki Kane Hula 1st - Tannon Michael Kekupuloaokamililani Kim, 10 Joan S. Lindsey Hula Studio Kumu Joan S. Lindsey Overall Music Halau Kekuaokalaaualailiahi Na Kumu Iliahi & Haunani Paredes OLI AWARDS Opio Wahine Oli 1st - Corrie-Lynn Kuuipo Okalani Montalvo, 16 Halau Kekuaokalaaualailiahi Na Kumu Iliahi & Haunani Paredes 2nd - Kiini Kahaone Kaio-Perez, 16 Halau Hula O Kawaihoomalu Kumu Kukahoomalu Souza 3rd - Alexis Joan Lindsey Peterson, 17 Ka Pa Nani O Lilinoe Kumu Lilinoe Lindsey Opio Kane Oli 1st - Kamaehu Kamauliola Halaulani Kamalie Kawaa, 14 Halau Kekuaokalaaualailiahi Na Kumu Iliahi & Haunani Paredes 2nd - Joby Kamaileokanaauao Faris, 15 Halau Hula O Kawaihoomalu Kumu Kukahoomalu Souza Keiki Wahine Oli

1st - Grace Golis-Bautista, 10 Joan S. Lindsey Hula Studio Kumu Joan S. Lindsey 2nd - Lahela Hookela Medina Maio, 11 Halau O Kaululauae Kumu Mikiala M. Lidstone 3rd - Camille Kahealani Naeole, 11 Ka Pa Nani O Lilinoe Kumu Lilinoe Lindsey Keiki Kane Oli 1st - Tannon Michael Kekupuloaokamililani Kim, 10 Joan S. Lindsey Hula Studio Kumu Joan S. Lindsey PALUA AWARDS Opio Palua 1st - Kiini Kahaone Kaio-Perez & Joby Kamaileokanaauao Faris Halau Hula O Kawaihoomalu Kumu Kukahoomalu Souza Keiki Palua 1st - Grace Golis-Bautista & Tannon Michael Kekupuloaokamililani Kim Joan S. Lindsey Hula Studio Kumu Joan S. Lindsey COSTUME & ADORNMENT AWARDS (C&A) Keiki Kahiko (C&A) Tannon Michael Kekupuloaokamililani Kim, 10 Joan S. Lindsey Hula Studio Kumu Joan S. Lindsey Opio Kahiko (C&A) Kamaehu Kamauliola Halaulani Kamalie Kawaa, 14 Halau Kekuaokalaaualailiahi Na Kumu Iliahi & Haunani Paredes Keiki Auana (C&A) Tannon Michael Kekupuloaokamililani Kim, 10 Joan S. Lindsey Hula Studio Kumu Joan S. Lindsey Opio Auana (C&A) Corrie-Lynn Kuuipo Okalani Montalvo, 16 Halau Kekuaokalaaualailiahi Na Kumu Iliahi & Haunani Paredes Keiki Palua (C&A) Grace Golis-Bautista & Tannon Michael Kekupuloaokamililani Kim Joan S. Lindsey Hula Studio Opio Palua (C&A) Kiini Kahaone Kaio-Perez & Joby Kamaileokanaauao Faris Halau Hula O Kawaihoomalu Kumu Kukahoomalu Souza INTERVIEW AWARDS Keiki Interview Grace Golis-Bautista, 10 Joan S. Lindsey Hula Studio Kumu Joan S. Lindsey Opio Interview Corrie-Lynn Kuuipo Okalani Montalvo, 16 Halau Kekuaokalaaualailiahi Na Kumu Iliahi & Haunani Paredes ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1623n3

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THIS WEEK IN FLORI-DUH In October, state alcohol agents, assisted by local police in full riot gear, raided a bar in Largo, Fla. to shut down the latest gathering of the venerable Nutz Poker League, even though its players do not wager.

(They meet at bars and restaurants, where management gives winners token gifts in exchange for the increased business.) A prosecutor told the Tampa Bay Times that Florida law defines illegal “gambling” as any game that permits players to win something–even if they don’t have to “ante up.” The raid (during which players were ordered to keep their hands where the officers could see them) came after a monthslong undercover investigation.

TIL DEATH CERTIFICATE DO YOU PART India’s notorious bureaucracy records deaths particularly ineptly, to the advantage of men seeking an alternative to divorce. They find it easier merely to swear out a death certificate on one wife so they can marry another, but that means the first wife will face years, and maybe decades, of campaigning to convince officials that she is not dead. BBC News chronicled the plight of Ms. Asharfi Devi, now 64, in September as she was finally declared “alive” after being deserted by her husband at age 23 and ruled dead at age 40. After Devi finally earned a hearing and brought relatives and evidence to the village council, deliberations took eight more months. Notwithstanding the ruling, the husband stuck to his story.

SERIAL DROWNINGS Again this year, a serial drowning made the news (where one jumps in to rescue

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another, and a third is needed to rescue the first two, and a fourth, and none survives.)

In Ulster, Northern Ireland, in September, rugby player Nevin Spence, along with his brother and father, died in a slurry tank on the family’s farm, and their sister, who also attempted a rescue, was hospitalized. Officials said they could not determine the order in which the men entered the pit until the sister was well enough to talk.

CAMPAIGN STOP Former U.S. Sen. Larry Craig of Idaho, who made the “wide stance” famous when he explained his alleged, notorious restroom encounter with another man in June 2007, has been sued by the Federal Election Commission because he used $217,000 in campaign donations to fund his legal defense to the resulting indecent exposure charges. Craig pointed out that visiting the restroom (irrespective of any alleged activities there) occurred during the ordinary course of Senate travel and thus that he was entitled to spend campaign funds.

UNDERWEAR BOMBER TACTICS EXPOSED Two FBI agents, providing a backstory to “underwear bomber” Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s Christmas-time 2009 attempt to bring down an airliner in Detroit, said they believe the man accustomed himself to the tricked-out scivvies beforehand by wearing them full-time for the three weeks leading up to his flight (except for bathing). The agents, speaking to Detroit’s WXYZ-TV in September, suggested that the excessive wearing might have ruined the detonation mechanism. ■ chuck@mauitime.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1623n4

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• Electric leaf blower • Digital projector and screen • Large flat-screen television with laptop plugins • Small dress form for display • Archival supplies and equipment • 2Tb backup hard drive (fire-proof/water-proof) • Laptop computer • Postage stamps • Copy paper (8 1/2 x 11)

GIVING BACK WHAT THEY DO:

Keep Maui’s senior citizens healthy in brain and body.Their mission is to enhance the lives of all older adults by pairing active seniors with frail elders in loving, intergenerational relationships. They meet this challenge by offering learning opportunities like integrated movements, vision training, focusing and balance exercises, all with the goal of preventing injuries from falls and enhancing cognitive skills.

CONTACT:

Maui Historical Society, 2375A Main St., Wailuku, HI 96793. Call 808-244-3326, online at mauimuseum.org, on Twitter (@MauiMuseum) or you can find them on Facebook.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Help with data entry • Volunteers to work with the elders • Metronome • Printer ink and paper CONTACT:

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nd here we are at another holiday season on Maui. Radio stations start playing Jawaiian versions of old Christmas standards, the beaches started filling up with evermore tourists and store owners start lining their shelves with Santa in beach shorts trinkets.

Oh, and the island’s nonprofit organizations– which increasingly have to take up the slack left when government shrinks at all levels– find that, once again, it has to do a little more with a little less.

Once upon a time, we all sat around the TV and watched that Charlie Brown Christmas Special where little Linus tells us to knock it off with all the commercial BS and start showing some damned charity for those who really need it. Seriously, now’s the time to get generous.

As we’ve done in years past, we offer this wish list from a few dozen of the county’s nonprofit organizations. They all need money, sure, but many would like other things–stuff you might even have at home, gathering dust in the closet.

So go through the list, and see what you can give. Maybe you can make someone’s holiday a bit more special and clean off some space for future junk you may not actually need.

• Cement mixer • Scaffolding • Scissor lift

FAMILY LIFE CENTER WHAT THEY DO:

Karen Peterson, Giving Back, PO Box 791339, Paia, HI 96779. Call 808-5733109, email KP@GivingBackMentoring. org, or online at GivingBackMentoring.org and MoveWithBalance.org.

CONTACT:

Habitat for Humanity Maui, 970 L. Main St., Wailuku, HI 96793. Call: 808-2421140. Fax 808-242-114, email info@habitat-maui.org, or online at habitat-maui.org.

Provide safe shelter, food, clothing and personal necessities to more than 50 men, women and children every night at there Kahului shelter. They also help people find affordable rentals and connect them with other social service agencies that can help with specific personal needs.

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MAUI HISTORICAL SOCIETY

WHAT THEY NEED:

WHAT THEY DO:

WHAT THEY DO:

Build decent housing and renovate substandard housing in partnership with volunteers and potential homeowners so that homelessness and substandard housing on Maui is eliminated.

The Maui Historical Society/Bailey House Museum works hard to collect, preserve, study, interpret and share the history and heritage of Maui. As caretakers of the land, artifacts, photographs and documents entrusted to their care, they ensure that the cultural roots and history that define our community will continue to be there for future generations.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Volunteers for construction, the store and for committees • Construction materials and tools for both our ReStore and for the job sites

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WHAT THEY NEED:

• Fiberglass ladder (8ft)

• Bed pillows • New copy machine • Walk-in refrigerator • New or nearly new van • Money to purchase supplies and food • Linens, towels and pillows • Volunteers to prepare meals or undewrite meals • Your prayers

PACIFIC PRIMATE SANCTUARY WHAT THEY DO:

Work hard to stop the suffering of our fellow beings and protect their precious lives.

They offer refuge and protection to Central and South America primates from research labs, tourist attractions and the pet trade.

Their sanctuary work includes providing the rehabilitative care, which enables primates to recover from the trauma and abuse that they have suffered, and restoring some of their birthrights–namely, life in the natural world with others of their own kind. PPS is an entirely volunteer, nonprofit organization.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Volunteers • Funds to feed and care for the animals • Alternative Energy Systems • Gardening/grounds-keeping equipment CONTACT:

Call or fax 808-572-8089, email pps@ aloha.net, online at pacificprimate.org, pacificprimate.blogspot.com and facebook. com/PacificPrimateSanctuary.

NEIGHBORS HELPING NEIGHBORS WHAT THEY DO:

Neighbors Helping Neighbors works hard to help seniors who live alone.

CONTACT:

WHAT THEY NEED:

Call 808-877-0880. Ask for Jackie Harp (ext. 213) or Dale (ext. 214)

• Volunteer drivers • Cash donations

• Deodorant • Toothbrushes • Toothpaste • Dental floss • Cash donations

and community funding sources. Programs include: Dolly Parton Imagination Library, Keiki Garden, Hana School Athletics, Summer Reading Program, Hana Skate Park,The H.S. Scholarship Program and The School Supply Fund.

CONTACT:

WHAT THEY NEED:

Call Bonny at 808-280-1021 or go online at keikicupboard.com.

• Sponsors to provide a donation of a $30 which will provides one book a month to a child for a year.

• Home improvement store gift cards to provide agricultural supplies for the keiki garden project.

• Copy paper, pencils, pens, lined paper, graph paper, composition books, dry erase markers and USB jump drives to support the school supply project.

• Sports Authority gift cards to purchase athletic shoes and supplies for those who cannot afford to purchase and otherwise would not be able to participate in extracurricular athletic activities.

• Donors wanting to set up an annual scholarship for a graduating senior from Hana High and Elementary School.

MAUI HULIAU FOUNDATION WHAT THEY DO:

Work hard to promote environmental literacy and leadership among Maui’s youth.

• Postage stamps • Copy paper • Office chair

WHAT THEY NEED

HUI HO‘OLANA

• Digital photo cameras • Memory cards • Storage shelves • Shovels, sickles, picks and other tools for our service learning program • Airline miles • Cash (for youth programs and to send students to film festivals where their films have been selected)

WHAT THEY DO:

CONTACT:

They create a self-sustaining facility that supports educational programs and Native Hawaiian reforestation projects.

PO Box 977, Haiku, HI 96708. Call 808573-1041.

Email info@mauihuliaufoundation.org, or online at mauihuliaufoundation.org/donate.

CONTACT:

Call Gerri Shapiro at 808-250-1212 or email nahoalohamaui@aol.com.

WHAT THEY NEED:

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• Upgraded kitchen for weeklong educational workshops • Nursery tables for the native nursery reforestation project • New classroom chairs CONTACT:

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HANA YOUTH CENTER WHAT THEY DO:

They work to provide a variety of programs and activities that are fun and will develop and improve health, moral and social habits as well as inspire youth to make wise choices now and in their future.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Three 10x10 caravan instant canopies that they use extensively for programs and fundraising CONTACT:

Hana Youth Center, PO Box 464, Hana, HI 96713, online at Facebook.com.

KEIKI CUPBOARDS WHAT THEY DO:

Provide school supplies, shoes and basic hygiene items to needy children in Maui public schools. They work with the school administrations to create a master list of items from every grade, then keep the cupboard stocked with at least 10 of those items throughout the school year. Teachers identify children with needs and send them to the school counselors who have keys to the cupboard. The counselors distribute the items without fuss, shame or paperwork.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Sharpies • Expo dry erase markers • Scissors • Flash drives • Slippers • Athletic shoes

WOMEN HELPING WOMEN WHAT THEY DO:

MAUI HUMANE SOCIETY WHAT THEY DO:

Ensure that all unwanted and abandoned companion animals on Maui have a place to go where they will be safe. They save as many lives as they can and protect animals from suffering and address situations where cruelty and neglect of companion animals exist.

They also educate people as to responsible pet ownership, promote respect and compassion for all living things and assist pet owners in need by providing discounted spay/neuter services and pet food when available.

Offer support and services to victims of domestic violence, primarily women and their children who are fleeing for their safety.They also offer support for people obtaining temporary restraining orders (TROs). Women Helping Women has offices in Lahaina and on Lanai to provide services in those communities as well.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Plastic air kennels

• Laundry soap, toilet paper, toothbrushes, toothpaste, hair brushes, combs and bath towels.

• Gift cards for gas, food,Walmart and activities.

• New packets of women’s and children’s underwear (all sizes), rubber slippers and socks.

• Sponsor for basic cable at shelter, used laptops and used cars in great condition.

CONTACT:

CONTACT:

Located between Kahului & Kihei on Mokulele Hwy. Pu’unene, Hawaii 96784.

Call 808-877-3680 or go online at MauiHumaneSociety.org.

Call Stacey Moniz at 808-281-4408 or email at director@whwmaui.net. Call Monique Yamashita at 808-579-9696 or email at deputy@whwmaui.net. Call Jimmy Dadian at 808242-6600 or email at admin@whwmaui.net.

WHAT THEY NEED:

HANA KEIKI WHAT THEY DO:

Support the children of Hana by working with the community and Hana High and Elementary School.They provide financial support to programs not funded by traditional school

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They breed endangered, native Hawaiian birds to prevent extinction and promote the

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recovery of threatened populations. They hope the efforts put into the birds’ captive care will provide them with skills that are essential to their survival once they are reintroduced into the wild. Currently the program maintains and breeds four species at the Maui Bird Conservation Center: `Alala, Puaiohi, Kiwikiu and Nene.

Many of the program’s daily activities focus on providing enrichment and mental stimulation to the birds, but they also aim to give the birds a more natural captive environment.

community by providing opportunities and resources, which helps preserve the school’s unique history, culture and traditions.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Arts and crafts items • Life-size baby dolls • Puzzles • Games • Exercise equipment, balls, etc.

• Old time DVDs and CDs

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Potted ‘ohia, koa, pukiawe, lapalapa, kanawao, kukaenene, Clermontia, Pilo and ‘ohelo, though any native plants would be greatly appreciated • Branches from pruned Koa and Ohia trees • 2”, 3”, and 4” corner brackets • Parrot toys • Gardening supplies: plant labels, potting soil, perlite, vermiculite, compost • Chainsaw and chaps • Refrigerator, couch (delivered, please!) for our interns • Coconuts, papaya • Gift cards to Costco, Safeway, Home Depot • Heavy-duty dolly CONTACT:

Call Josh Kramer at 808-572-0690 or email at mbcc@hawaiiantel.net.

LAHAINALUNA HIGH SCHOOL FOUNDATION WHAT THEY DO:

Support the Lahainaluna High School

CONTACT:

Call Kathleen Couch, Caregiver/Program Coordinator at 808-871-5804

interest everyone on the island.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Volunteers • Paper (plain, white copy paper) • Office supplies (paper clips, binder clips, staplers, scissors) • Laptop computer CONTACT:

68 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI. Call Alexis Dascoulias at 808-244-8680.

ALL PONO WHAT THEY DO:

Instill Pono... Do What is Right values through sports.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Monetary donations to help pay for league fees, equipment for families who have difficulty affording the expenses of playing league sports.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Clerical volunteer work and volunteers for events as they arise • Greater knowledge of who we are and the great work we do

CONTACT:

Call 808-244-7174, or email: allpono@ yahoo.com.

CONTACT:

Call Jeff Rogers, Interim Executive Director at 808-661-5332 Fax: 808-661-5330. Email Lhsfoudnation@hawaiiantel.net, or online at lahainalunahighschoolfoundation.org. Twitter is @Lunas1831 and find them on Facebook.

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tioning but have no stimulation in their life.

They bring a spark of life to the day of the kupuna in their care through socialization and friendships, arts and crafts, dancing, singing, reading, trips and entertainment.

WHAT THEY DO:

Strives to faithfully preserve, protect, restore and interpret the physical, historical and cultural legacies of Lahaina, Maui, the first capital of the Kingdom of Hawaii.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Event equipment (round banquet tables, 20x20 tents, etc.)

• Golf carts (good working condition) • Folding/stackable chairs (heavy-duty & lightweight) • 10ft. market umbrellas • Large coolers • Potted plants (decorative: crotons, areca palms, ficus, ti-leaf) • Picnic tables • Large carpet remnants

who incur unexpected increases in living expenses related to caring for a terminally ill loved one.

• Donations to fund Maui’s first Hospice Care Facility–Hale Ho’olu’olu. These funds will be used to construct Maui’s first in-patient hospice care facility and will provide an appropriate place for Maui’s terminally ill who cannot be made comfortable at home or do not have a home.

CONTACT:

CONTACT:

Call 808-661-3262 or email: info@lahainarestoration.org.

400 Mahalani Street, Wailuku, HI 96793 Call 808-244-5555 Online at HospiceMaui.org

HOSPICE MAUI WHAT THEY DO:

Provide physical comfort and emotional and spiritual support for people who are terminally ill and supporting and assisting their families before the death and while they are grieving. Their deeper purpose is to enrich the community by helping people discover the

gifts that preparing for the death of a loved one can bring: compassion, insight, courage, humility, inspiration, confidence and growth.

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WHAT THEY NEED:

WHAT THEY DO:

• Donations to help us provide hospice care to all those Maui residents in need, regardless of their ability to pay.

• Donations directed to their Patient Special Needs Fund to support Maui families

The Maui Food Bank is Maui County’s primary safety net for providing food for people in need. They currently serve 10,000 people a month who are at risk of going hungry–40 percent of those we serve are children and

youth. It’s the goal and mission of the Maui Food Bank to help the hungry by providing safe and nutritious food to everyone who is in need of hunger relief.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Financial contributions • Canned meat and tuna • Canned fruits and vegetables • Canned meals and soups with protein

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necting our world through the performing arts.” They believe the arts play a critical role in the lives of people of all ages. They teach collaboration, critical thinking, creativity, communication, respect, responsibility, perseverance and appreciation of diversity.

WHAT THEY NEED:

EAST MAUI ANIMAL REFUGE WHAT THEY DO:

Work hard to provide care and housing for any animal on Maui in a life threatening situation provided they have the facility to do so.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Lab equipment (ie. microscope, autoclave, centrifuge, etc.)

• Towels and small washable rugs • Cat food • Cat toys

• New desktop PC computers (2) • Executive office chair • Locking filing cabinets (2) • Floor lamps (2) • Multi-use fax/copier/scanner • Production volunteers to build sets, make costumes, and provide technical assistance during performances.

MAUI ACADEMY OF PERFORMING ARTS (MAPA) WHAT THEY DO:

Reach more than 50,000 people per year through their School Partnerships (Educational Theatre Tours & Voices Program), Academy classes and camps (in dance, drama and music) and community productions. MAPA’s mission is “enriching individuals, building community and con-

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WHAT THEY NEED:

• Children’s toys and books for ages one to five • Gift cards for food that can support families in need.

CONTACT:

Call Debbi Amaral at 808-249-2988.

81 N. Church St., Wailuku, HI 96793.

Call Peggy Harmon at 808-244-8760 ext.229, or email: peggy@mauiacademy. org.

MAUI ECONOMIC OPPORTUNITY WHAT THEY DO:

Provide quality early childhood education experiences for young children, ages three to five, whose parents are eligible for services.

Families who cannot afford quality care in addition to paying high costs for essential needs related to basic survival: housing, food, transportation, etc. MEO Head Start offer program services to residents of Maui, Molokai and Lanai at no cost to families that are income eligible or that have a child certified with special needs. Families participating in programs are able to gain employment, continue education or participate in job training. Children who

• Bodyboards • Fins • Leashes • Cash donations CONTACT:

Call Maurice Bajon at 808-575-9024 or 808-264-6427. Email mauriceb@bgcmaui.org.

THE MAUI FARM WHAT THEY DO:

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25 Maluaina Pl., Haiku, HI 96708. Call Sylvan J. Schwab at 808-572-8308, or email: sylvan@booboozoo.org.

participate in programs are prepared and ready to succeed in Kindergarten and beyond.

BOYS AND GIRLS CLUB OF MAUI WHAT THEY DO:

They work hard to inspire and enable all young people, especially those from disadvantaged circumstances, to realize their full potential as productive, responsible and caring citizens. They offer a year round, safe, supportive non-judgmental, nurturing and supervised environment where youth ages nine to 17 years old can be themselves, experience positive role models, and learn positive values and skills that promote success.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Laptops • Art supplies • Gardening soil • Volunteers • New 15-passenger van • Surfboards

Provide farm-based, family-centered programs that teach essential life skills for self-sufficient living. Their residential programs prepare individuals and families for a successful transition to self-sufficient living, and includes the independent living program for transitioning youth, and the family strengthening program for families who are homeless due to domestic violence and other economic issues.

Located in Makawao, the Maui Farm also offers farm-based educational programs for the community, including school and community gardens, employment and training, and the Friends of The Maui Farm Volunteer Program.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Gift cards (Wal-Mart, Longs, grocery stores, etc.)

• Gas cards • Personal laptop computers • Arts and crafts supplies for children ages 3-15 • Gardening supplies CONTACT:

Call Paula or Shawnee at 808-579-8271 Fax 808-579-9055. Email info@themauifarm.org, or online at themauifarm.org.

HALIIMAILE COMMUNITY GARDEN WHAT THEY DO:

Build community around food self-sufficiency. Through collective effort in their beautiful, harmonious setting, gardeners reconnect with the land, their neighbors and the pleasures of home-grown bounty.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Garden tools • Hand truck • Chain saw • Rolls of weed mat • Shade structure for gathering area • PVC pipes and fittings (1 ½-inch and 2-inch) • Postage stamps, envelopes, copy paper • Garden furniture (tables and chairs) • Cash donations • Volunteers CONTACT:

Call Ezra Erb at 808-298-2495. Email haliimailegarden@gmail.com, or go online at haliimailegarden.com.

WEST MAUI MOUNTAINS WATERSHED PARTNERSHIP WHAT THEY DO:

Protect and preserve the West Maui Mountains Watershed and prevent further degradation by alien pest animals, invasive plants, human activities and other threats.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• 12+ passenger van • Office furniture and equipment • Computer • Printer • Tents • Lanterns • Camp tables • Base camp shelter • Water filter for hose • Hand tools • Come along (fencing tool) • 8’ stretcher bar (fencing tool) • Cash donations

CONTACT:

Call Jamee Howell at 808-579-8414, or email jhowell@aloha-house.org.

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CONTACT:

Call Jill LaBram at 808-661-6600or email labram@westmauiwatershed.org.

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• Canvases for painting • Surf leashes • Lenses for Canon EF-mount SLR cameras • Prizes, sponsorship and support for 16th Annual Paia Bay Beachfest CONTACT:

PO Box 790999 Pa’ia, HI 96779. Call Peter Swanzy at 808-579-8354, email hekili@ pyccmaui.org, or go online at pyccmaui.org.

WHAT THEY DO:

The Paia Youth and Cultural Center (PYCC) offers a variety of team-building and skillbuilding programs. PYCC program offerings include RadiOpio KOPO-LP 88.9FM, the Paia Bay Cafe Cooking Program, the Stonewave Skatepark, the Hekili Multimedia Lab, Malama Pono Project Venture youth leadership and recreation program and plenty of daily sports, art and other activities. Membership is free and open to youth age 9-19.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Bodyboards in good condition, leashes, bodyboarding fins, surfwax • Sports and recreation equipment, especially balls (footballs, basketballs, etc.)

ALOHA HOUSE WHAT THEY DO:

Help every individual and family have the support they need to achieve and maintain healthy lifestyles and well-being.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Twin bed frames (8) • Leather couch • Leather sitting chairs (8) • Lamps (8) • Nightstands (8) • Any vehicle in good condition for transportation of clients

Provide, teach and facilitate appropriate dispute resolution for people of all ages. They handle a wide variety of conflicts for families, neighborhoods, businesses and government agencies. They bring people together to find their own best solutions, a process that promotes respect, communication and peace.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Waiting area couch and carpet • Wireless router • Toner for HP LaserJet P2015d • Toner for Brother MFC-9120CN • Dehumidifier • Items for a silent auction (to be held at Flatbread on Feb. 26, 2013) • Recycling bins • Printer paper • Coffee CONTACT:

95 Mahalani Street, Ste. 25, Wailuku, HI 96793. Call Sarah Domen at 808-244-5744, fax 808-249-0905, email sdomen@mauimediation.org, online at mauimediation.org.

KA LIMA O MAUI WHAT THEY DO:

Enhance the lives of persons with disabilities through self-reliance. They provide

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WHAT THEY NEED:

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SPCA MAUI WHAT THEY DO:

This mission of SPCA Maui is to create a “No more homeless pets Maui” and to stop the killing of companion animals as a means of population control. The organization was founded to stop the overwhelming euthanasia of companion animals, dogs and cats on Maui. SPCA offers reduced prices on spay and neutering companion animals with local veterinarians. SPCA Maui is an all volunteer organization with no physical overhead. All donations go to SPCA programs.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Volunteers • Vehicle - to transport equipment • Cat & dog food • Copy/printer/scanner/fax • Tables • Traps • Shelving • 55 gallon plastic barrels • Monetary donations CONTACT:

Call 808-280-0738, or visit the SPCA Maui website at spcamaui.org.

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Pacific Whale Foundation protects our oceans through science and advocacy by way of education, scientific research, conservation, and with the help of local volunteers. Their marine education programs

serve thousands of Maui residents and visitors each year through a wide variety of programs appropriate for each age group, from preschoolers to adults. The Pacific Whale Foundation’s researchers utilize the research vessel, Ocean Protector, to document populations of humpback whales, false killer whales, other toothed whales and dolphins off our coasts for scientific studies permitted by the National Marine Fisheries Service. The foundation’s conservation team works to preserve, restore, and provide education for our beaches, reefs and oceans.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Monetary donations • Volunteers • Donations of goods & services for Silent Auction at the annual World Whale Day Celebration CONTACT:

Call Pacific Whale Foundation at 808-2498811 ext. 1, email Kelly Vough, Membership & Giving Manager at programs@pacificwhale.org, or visit www.pacificwhale. org to donate online.

MAUI FOREST BIRD RECOVER PROJECT WHAT THEY DO:

Conserve Hawaii’s native forest ecosystems and recover Maui’s endangered birds.

WHAT THEY NEED:

• Rubber boots, all sizes • Potted native Hawaiian plants (any species) • Recycled blank office paper • Laundry detergent • Empty 5 gallon buckets with lids • ‘o’o planting tools • Gift certificates for oil changes for field vehicles

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• Dec. 8- MUW Agency Fair at Queen Kaahumanu Center 10 am to 2 pm CONTACT:

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MAUI UNITED WAY TOY DRIVE WHAT THEY DO:

Maui United Way is a 501(c) 3 taxexempt non-profit charitable organization that has operated for over 64 years in Maui County, Hawaii. In an effort to meet the goals of their mission, Maui United Way raises and invests corporate and individual contributions in 34 health and human services partner agencies and 36 programs. They work to build stronger communities by convening leaders throughout the county to seek solutions to problems.

WHAT THEY NEED:

We are holding our annual Holiday Toy Drive on Nov. 19-Dec. 14, seeking ‘new, unwrapped’ toy donations to support our 34 non-profit partner agencies and benefit children here on Maui. Please donate a new unwrapped toy to Maui United Way and support 34 non-profit agencies on Maui. Your generosity helps children on Maui!

We will be collecting donations at the following locations: • Ben Franklin Crafts • Ace Hardware Stores • Habitat for Humanity • Pacific Radio Group • Maui United Way With Special collection events: • Dec. 7- Wailuku First Friday - Donate $5 or a new toy to have you picture taken with Santa.

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The Friends of Moku’ula is a cultural organization located in Lahaina, Maui. Their mission is to “cultivate awareness of the Hawaiian culture through the restoration, preservation, education and revitalization of Moku‘ula and Mokuhinia ponds.

Since its inception in 1995, FOM has established itself as a leader in educating residents of Hawaii and visitors about Hawaiian culture. FOM aims to completely restore and reconstruct Moku‘ula Island, build a Hawaiian Living and Learning Center and ecologically restore the ponds of Mokuhinia.

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BY JEN RUSSO festival has its challenges,” says Martinez Burgmaier. “But it’s also a thrill to share this wonderful style of Hawaiian music along with our Hawaiian culture. And to make it all free! We understand the importance of the arts, Hawaiian culture and are privileged to be able to assist with the bringing the first annual Paia Ukulele Festival to the island.”

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“Boom” Helekahi, Benny Uyetaki, Na Hoku Hanohano winners Hula Honeys, ‘ukulele master Wilson Kanaka’ole, Deason Kaehelo of Lahaina Grown, Robbie Ray Lopaka, the Kalama School Ukulele Band and the Zenshin Taiko Drummers. Uyetaki, who is also the Kalama School Musical Director, will be offering a free ‘ukulele workshop, so attendees are welcome to bring their own ‘ukuleles.

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Continued from page 21 the makai side of Johnny B’s. There, musicians will play 30-minute sets from noon to 5pm. ‘Ukulele performances will also be held at the Turnbull Art Gallery, Paia Inn and Charley’s. The Zenshin Taiko Drummers will also be making an appearance at the festival.

“Paia has a rich history of being an old plantation town with a huge Japanese influence and many of our local kids play with the Zenshin Taiko Drummers,” says Martinez Burgmaier. “So we thought we would honor this wonderful traditional style that has been here in Hawaii for well over 100-plus years.

Martinez Burgmaier says all food and crafts at the event will be locally sourced, with Calisto Palos and his son Makoa from Haiku selling their handcrafted Hawaiian paddles, poi

pounders, bracelets, wa’a (canoes), wine holders, lazy susans and much more. The Maui Coffee Association will hold free tastings and coffee displays in honor of two centuries of coffee production in Hawaii and there will be amazing Big Island beef burgers, fresh island fish, shakes and a variety of ono food from Johnny B’s, Tortilla Burrito Company, Island Froyo and Tobi Shave Ice. There will also be free Segway test drives, a Bounty Music ‘ukulele display, Maui Dawn Patrol stand up paddle demonstrations along with beach and ocean fun. Giveaways will include some cool Maui items from Hawaii Tech and HawaiiOnTV.com networks.

Johnny B’s will give out shake samples and Island Froyo will have samples of Maui Mase yogurt.

The businesses that made it all happen

include Mana Foods, Paia Inn, Turnbull Art Gallery, Tortilla Burrito Company, Simply 808, Whole Foods Kahului, Charley’s, Mana Food, KONI 104.7FM & Joe Hawkins Maui Sunrise Show, Manao Radio, Komoda Bakery, Maui 102.9 FM, MauiTime, Kula Hardware & Nursery, Kai Kanani Sailing, Pukalani Superette, H Hawaii Media, Maui Graphics, Piiholo Zipline, Ah Fooks, Hawaiian Moons, Paia Bistro, Acura of Maui, BMW MAUI, Serpico’s, Lanai Ferry Expeditions, Bounty Music, Stopwatch, the Grand Wailea, Maui Jazz & Blues festival, Maui Dawn Patrol, High Tech Maui, Baron & Leeds, Island Honda, The Maui News, Fatburger, Hula Cookies & Ice cream, Bad Ass Coffee, Bounty Music, Maui Toyota, Rainbow Rentals, Koa Wood Creations, Maui Coffee Association, Hawaiian Canoe Club, Hawaiian Nation, Cain & Herren, Jazz Alley TV and PaiaONTV. “This is our way to give back to Paia and the community,” says Martinez Burgmaier.

“We all grew up with the ‘ukulele, it has always signified Hawaii and our culture and anyone can play it. I have produced over 34 festivals here in Hawaii over the last 20 years. I have formed many friendships with the musicians and they all see the vision we are creating for our Maui nui families to experience this quality entertainment for free. We thought what better way to say Happy Holidays, Mele Kalikimaka to all our Maui locals, local businesses and our visiting guests.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1623d1

The schedule of events include: * Friday, Nov. 23, 5-7:30pm:

Live ‘ukulele music with Wilson Kanaka’ole at Fatburger in Pukalani. * Friday, Nov. 23 11:30am -1:30pm:

‘Ukulele lunch with Benny Uyetake at Whole Foods in Kahului. * Saturday, Nov. 24, Noon-5pm.

Enjoy ‘ukulele music on this beautiful oceanfront venue with special performances by Richard Ho`opi`i, Paula Fuga, CJ “Boom” Helekahi, Hula Honeys, Deason Kaohelo, Robbie Ray, Lopaka, Zenshin Taiko Drummers, Wilson Kanaka’ole, and Benny Uyetake & Kalama School Ukulele Band oceanfront by Johnny B’s. * Saturday, Nov. 24, 2-4pm:

Live ‘ukulele music from Robbie Ray Lopaka at Turnbull Art Gallery & Paia Bistro. * Saturday, Nov. 24, 6-8pm:

Enjoy ‘ukulele music and wine with Wilson Kanaka’ole at the Paia Inn. * Saturday, Nov. 24, 6-8pm:

Live ‘ukulele music with CJ Boom Helekahi during dinner at Charley’s.

No outside coolers allowed, and please bring a low-back beach chair. To make a room reservation at the Paia Inn call 808-579-6000 or go to Paiainn.com. For more info on the event, check out Paiaukulelefestival.com.

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THURSDAY, NOV. 22 HAP HAPPY THANKSGIVING! – From all of us at MauiTime iTime, we’d like to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving.

From the red meat-eaters to vegans, may you be surro rounded by ohana, friends and ono food. If you’ve opted for eating out rather than slaving over the stove, be sure to check out our Nov. 15 issue for o guide to celebrating on Maui. Happy Gobbling our and remember to carve out some time for a nap or two beca because Black Friday is just a few hours away.

FIRSTLIGHT RETURNS - The Maui Film Festival returns for its 14th Annual Celebration of Cinema FirstLight: Academy Screenings and is, in fact, already underway. The 15-day festival will run Nov. 18-25 and again from Dec. 14-30. The festival will host 42 films and 30 movie premieres in the Maui Arts and Cultural Center’s Castle Theater. Treat family or friends to a movie along with munchies and cocktails. If you’re a major film industry guild member, admission with one guest is complimentary (check website for more details.) G and PG rated films are free for keiki 12 and under. Be sure to treat yourself or a loved one this holiday season by catching a film or two at the Film Fest. $12-$40. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theatre (One Cameron Way, Kahului); mauifilmfestival.com.

THURSDAY, THUR U R SD UR DA AY Y, NOV NOV. 22 THANKSGIVING DINNER CRUISES – Celebrate Thanksgiving by going aboard a boat as Pacific Whale Foundation sets sail for a Thanksgiving Dinner Cruise on Thanksgiving Day. Enjoy live music, tropical beverages and a buffet with all the traditional Thanksgiving fixings, served with an island twist.

Guests 21+ can enjoy up to three alcoholic beverages and all guests can choose from unlimited soda, soft drinks and filtered water. Come enjoy the Pacific Ocean as a your dining table. For reservations call or visit the website below. $84.95/adult $59.95/children. 2pm or 5pm. Pacific Whale Foundation (Lahaina Harbor); 808-249-8811; pacificwhale.org.

SCARECROW BUILDING COMPETITION – The Westin Ka’anapali Ocean Resort Villas presents its third annual Scarecrow Building Competition, which also includes a pie eating contest and edible bouquet designing. If their Harvest Table Buffet at the Ocean Pool Bar & Grill or four-course Thanksgiving Harvest Dinner at Pulehu weren’t enough, then the fall festivities are sure to set the mood. Channel your creative juices and the person with the best/unique scarecrow will be awarded resort prizes. Regardless what you choose to participate in, you will fall into the holiday spirit! For more details refer to the website. The Westin Ka’anapali Ocean Resort Villas (6 Kai Ala Dr., Lahaina); 866-500-8313; westinkaanapali.com.

FRIDAY, NOV.23 MOVEMBER MELTDOWN - Beats Bazaar presents Movember Meltdown this Friday. Get down for a “burner style fun funky party” all about vibrations through music, dance and art. In honor of Movember–men’s health awareness month–all are challenged to don their best ‘staches. The night will feature Boogiemeister, Deviant and Fuzz on the 1’s & 2’s spinning global funk, Go-Go dancers showcasing Maui No Ka Oi Swimwear, Rachel Deboer doing mustache painting, Larry Fitzpatrick on Latin Percussion and Melissa Bruck live painting! Oh, and the first 30 entries get free fake mustaches. $10 at Door, $5 before 11pm. 9:30pm- close. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220.

GAUDI - Maui welcomes Gaudi for two nights of his “big basslines and spacious soundscapes of dub.” The international phenom is in the electronica forefront. His music spans punk, new wave, dub and reggae, world and experimental electronica. Don’t miss out on his innovative sound that will force you to tear up the dance floor. Catch him on Friday at Longhi’s or Saturday at Charley’s. 9pm. $15-$25. Longhi’s (888 Front St., Lahaina) and Charley’s (142 Hana Hwy, Paia); gaudi2012.eventbrite.com.

FRIDAY, NOV.23 WIZARD OF OZ – Maui OnStage presents The Wizard of Oz, which debuts Friday, Nov. 23. Dorothy, Toto, Scarecrow, the Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion hop over the rainbow and land on the Iao Theater’s stage. Directed by Alexis Dascoulias, the cast and special effects will dazzle the audience. The classic movie has been adapted time and again, and Maui will have a chance to watch it beginning Nov. 23 through Dec. 9.

Gather your family and kick off the holiday season with this timeless classic. Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm. $15-$28. Maui OnStage (68 N. Market St., Waimauionstage.com. luku); 808-242-6969; mauionst

FRIDAY, NOV.23 FRIDA HAPA - HAPA’s 20 year run has proven music to our ears while being termed the “The most successful group from Hawaii in rece history” by The New York Times. And there are very recent good reasons for that claim. Named after the Hawaiian slang “ for “half” or “mixed,” Hapa’s sound is a blend of traditional Haw Hawaiian song, chant and hula. With experience on the sma and big screen, HAPA has made appearences on Hasmall waii waii-5-0 and appeared in the Adam Sandler film Just Go Wit It. Barry Flanagan and Keli’i Kaneali’i were original With mem members and later Nathan Aweau and the late Charles Ka Ka’upu joined. Come celebrate 20 years of oli, mele and hu with Hawaii’s beloved duo. Dinner & Show $60, hula 6p Show Only $30, 7:30pm. Stella Blues (1279 S. 6pm.

K Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com

KATHY COLLINS – The Maui Arts and Cultural Center is presenting Kathy Collins: Sharing Mana’o and More. A storyteller, radio/TV personality, news columnist and comedienne, “Tita” Kathy Collins gives us lots to laugh about. She’s been doing her one-woman show since 2008. This time around Kathy will share her mana’o on life, death and everything in between.

Be prepared for the unexpected. For mature audiences only. $25. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org.

SATURDAY, NOV. 24 E KOMO MAI HUMPBACKS - In honor of the return of the humpback whale, Pacific Whale Foundation presents its annual “Welcome Home the Whales” celebration cruises starting Saturday. The two-hour whale watch will be narrated by members of PWF’s research team. Also, a team of PWF’s certified marine naturalists will be on hand to answer questions guests may have concerning whales.

Proceeds will benefit PWF and their continued efforts in whale research and ocean safety. Whale sightings are guaranteed or you get a free ticket for a whalewatch the next day (or any day you choose through May 15, 2013). Guests can also enjoy a lunch or dinner discount at Porto Grill and Flame-Fired Pizzeria at the Ma’alaea Harbor Shops when they present their “Welcome Home the Whales” ticket. Become “whale aware” while enjoying one of Maui’s natural beauties. $24.95/adults $17.95/children 7 to 12, Kids ages 6 and under go free (one child per paying adult.) Ma’alaea Harbor @ 9:00am & 11:30 am, and Lahaina Harbor @ 9:00am & 11:30am. 808-249-8811 ext. 1; pacificwhale.org.

SATURDAY, NOV. 24 E HO‘OULU ALOHA – The Maui Historical Society (MHS) is hosting their 11th annual fundraiser this Saturday. E Ho’oulu Aloha, meaning “to grow in love,” will feature live music from MHS supporters Uluwehi Guerrero, Lei`ohu Ryder and Richard Ho`opi`i. Get started on your holiday shopping at the Hawaiian arts and crafts vendors, museum gift shop and silent auction. Enjoy ono Hawaiian plate lunches.

Free museum admission will be included that day in your ticket price so be sure and take advantage of the Bailey Museum’s historic grounds. For tickets, call or visit the Bailey House Museum. $10/advanced $15/day of. 9am-3pm. Bailey House Museum (2375 A Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; mauimuseum.org.

PAIA NORTH SHORE ‘UKULELE FESTIVAL – Make way for the first annual Paia North Shore Ukulele Festival. This Saturday, enjoy all things ‘Ukulele. The afternoon will feature free ‘ukulele workshops, music throughout Paia all week, food booths and Hawaiian style craft booths. There will also be performances by Paula Fuga, Brother Noland, CJ Helekahi, Benny Uyetake, Wilson Kamakole, Kalama School, Zenshin Taiko drummers, Robbie Ray Lopaka and the Hula Honeys. There will also be free Hawaiian films at night at the Paia Oceanfront Movie theater after the festival. Free. Noon to 5pm. Paia Bay Behind Johnny B’s Burger (65 Hana Hwy, Paia); hawaiiontv.com.

MONDAY, NOV. 26 GOMEGA - EVERY Monday night is Gomega night at Diamonds Ice Bar. Join “Maui’s most versatile” band for $3 coronas and $2 taco specials. Pupus til midnight and live music from one of Maui’s own is just the medicine to cure those Monday blues. Gomega’s sound is a fusion of funk and reggae beats while experimenting with a myriad of genres. One thing is sure: you will get flavor. No Cover. 10pm-1am. Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299; diamondsicebar.com

WEDNESDAY, NOV. 28 WILLIE K - Mulligans on the Blue presents Hawaii’s favorite Uncle, Willie K. He’s been voted many times as the Best Male Vocalist and preeminent Entertainer of the Year in Hawaii. Join him for this dinner and show package, which has been tops for four years, and see why. Whether it’s dinner for two or a party of 200, choose from Mulligans’ delectable and savory menu or Willie K’s four-course dinner. Can’t get enough of Uncle Willie? Be sure to pick up merchandise available for purchase throughout the evening. The holidays are approaching and what better way to celebrate than with an authentic Hawaiian musician and delicious food? $65 (dinner and show) $30 (show only).

7pm-9pm. Mulligans on the Blue (100 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com.

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The American President Spielberg’s Lincoln should get your vote

BY BARRY WURST II

Who took my hat?

Lincoln ★★★★★

Rated PG-13 / 149 Min.

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t last, Steven Spielberg’s long-promised Abraham Lincoln biopic finally arrives. The long awaited matchup of two gigantic personas seemed impossible to live up to: the life of Lincoln, arguably the most famous and beloved of all American presidents, depicted by Spielberg, the most successful filmmaker of all time. The end result is mostly great, even spellbinding at times, but it’s also as overstuffed as it is missing key biographical ingredients.

Lincoln puts us at the end of the President’s life, as we witness his struggle to get the 13th Amendment passed, in order for African-Americans to live in freedom following the end of the Civil War and into the Reconstruction period. Many historical points are touched upon, such as the Gettysburg Address, the Emancipation Proclamation, the surrender at Appomattox, the sad, grisly aftermath of the war and its wounded soldiers and the need for slavery to be abolished once and for all.

One of the film’s considerable strengths is how fully it immerses the audience into this world, as the settings, clothing and manner of speech transports us fully into the 19th century. Yet, the film’s dense authenticity is also something of a drawback. The screenplay was written by Tony Kushner, the brilliant playwright of Angels in America and Munich, Spielberg’s last great film. The dialogue is full of quotable, stirring lines and tells the story adequately but doesn’t entirely engage.

Most of this feels like a filmed stage play, as the dialogue dominates the action and over-explains the story (even Lincoln’s assassination is oddly kept off camera).

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cards to explain who we’re looking at and why they’re important. In a film with a cast of characters this vast, more background can only help. Also, skipping Lincoln’s younger, log cabin years makes the film shorter but denies the audience a greater connection to the man. Most of the film takes place indoors and it isn’t until the last half, with the rush to pass the 13th Amendment, that it finally gathers momentum.

Daniel Day Lewis’ performance as Lincoln is the film’s greatest, most towering success. This is neither an overly glamorized portrayal, nor a dark bit of revisionism. Playing him as a gentle, good humored, soft spoken and driven man of the people, Day Lewis creates a fascinating portrait that isn’t showy or demonstrative but still commands your attention every time he’s on screen.

After a barely awake turn in last summer’s Men in Black 3, Tommy Lee Jones comes roaring back as abolitionist Thaddeus Stevens. It’s his best performance in years–ferocious, scene stealing and tremendously enjoyable. The massive supporting cast is mostly solid, though Joseph Gordon-Levitt is distractingly modern as Lincoln’s eldest son and Gloria Reuben, as a former slave who is at the center of many scenes, is playing more of a symbol than a fully developed character.

Spielberg fills many scenes with vast spaces, dozens of extras and intriguing background details. But he relies too much on the “Spielbergian Glow,” his oft-criticized tendency to film characters bathed in a heavenly light.

Longtime fans will recognize his directorial trademarks, like a scene of Lincoln and his youngest sitting on a rocking chair, silhouetted by sunlight, replicating the most famous image from The Color Purple. This may not be the definitive movie on the subject, but Day Lewis’ astounding take on Honest Abe might be the one in which all others are measured. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1623f

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Showtimes

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MAUI FILM FESTIVAL:

KA’AHUMANU 6 *

FIRSTLIGHT

Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului,

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Calendar

Da Kine Calendar

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BIG SHOWS THE NEVERMINDS - Wed, Nov 21. Charley’s presents a special Thanksgiving eve show featuring The Neverminds aka “Maui’s most dysfunctional cover band.” The band’s line-up includes Nils Rosenblad on lead guitar, Dave Vickers on bass, Shawn Coullahan on drums and Andy Church on lead vocals & guitar. They are known to pack shows with their fun, high-energy cover tunes from bands like MGMT, The Black Keys, The White Stripes and Radiohead. $10. 10pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com MONEY MIKE’S CHARITY BASH - Wed, Nov 21. Live performances by Mele Pono and Homestead and DJ Money Mike will be in the video mix for this 1st annual event benefitting March of Dimes. $10 donation at door. 10pm.

LuLu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy.); facebook. com/luluslahainasurfclubgrill MAUI FILM FESTIVAL: FIRSTLIGHT - Fri, Nov 23 through Sun, Nov 25. See This Week’s Picks and Showtimes. MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org HAPA SUPPER CLUB - Fri, Nov 23 & Sat, Nov 25. See This Week’s Picks. $60 dinner & show, $30 show only. 6-9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com KATHY COLLINS: SHARING MANA’O AND MORE - Fri, Nov 23. See This Week’s Picks. $25.

7:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org GAUDI IN LAHAINA - See This Week’s Picks.

Fri, Nov 23. Get ready to have your mind blown by London-based Italian-born beat maker/dub alchemist, Gaudi, as he brings his “bass-driven” tunes to Maui. Opening sets by Danny Ladwa and DJ Trip. Presale tickets available at Request Music (Wailuku), Charley’s (Paia), and Longhi’s (Lahaina). $15 early bird, $20 pre-sale, $25 door. 9pm Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St.); 808-667-2288; gaudi2012.eventbrite.com MOVEMBER MELTDOWN - See This Week’s Picks. Fri, Nov 23. A FUNKraiser monthly event featuring Boogiemeister, Deviant and Fuzz. Live musicians jam with DJs, go-go dancers with locally made bikinis by No Ka Oi swimwear, live latin percussion with Larry Fitzpatrick, live painting by Melissa Bruck and Visual Projections by Fuzzbox. Funky costumes encouraged.

Mustache face-painting by Rachel Deboer or first 30 entries get a free fake mustache donated from Movember. $5 before 11pm; $10 after 11pm. 9:30pm Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; bioniclove@gmail.com / Facebook: Beats Bazaar PAIA NORTH SHORE UKULELE FESTIVAL - Sat, Nov 24. See This Week’s Picks. 12-5pm Oceanfront Stage at Paia Bay - Directly behind Johnny B’s Burgers, (65 Hana Hwy.); 808-5799070; paiaukulelefestival.com GAUDI IN PAIA - Sat, Nov 24. Presale tickets available at Request Music (Wailuku), Charley’s (Paia), and Longhi’s (Lahaina). $15 early bird, $20 pre-sale, $25 door. 9pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy.); 808-579-8085; gaudi2012.eventbrite.co ‘STACHE BASH - Sat, Nov 24. The handle bar.

The pencil thin. The connoisseur. However you like to style your stache, it’s time to bust out the razor and groom your facial hair into shape. Why you may ask? Maui Roller Girls is hosting their second annual ‘Stache Bash with a drag king

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twist. You heard right, the ladies will suit up and rock the best ‘staches money can buy. So no worries if you’re female or lack facial-hair growing skills, there will be stick-on moustaches for sale, so you can make your own moustache instantly. Dance party beats by Salvo. $10 advance; $15 door 10pm Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945G S. Kihei Rd.); facebook.com/mauirollergirls; mauirollergirls@gmail.com SLACK KEY SHOW – MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN MUSIC WITH MARTIN PAHINUI - Wed, Nov 28. George Kahumoku Jr. hosts this Grammy Award-winning concert series featuring Martin Pahinui, the golden voice of Hawaiian music. Co-hosted by Da Ukulele Boyz, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. Doors at 6:45pm. $37.9978.35; Dinner/show package available with Sea House Restaurant (adjacent to the concert hall; 5:30pm seating). 7:30-9:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd.); 808-669-3858; slackkey.com / napilikai.com

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 12 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful cultural education available for our visitors (and ourselves). Starting at $24.50 keiki / $59.50 adults.

Dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (Old Lahaina Center, 878 Front Street, Lahaina); 1-877-688-4800; mauitheatre.com THE WIZARD OF OZ - Fri, Nov 23 through Sun, Dec 9. See This Week’s Picks. $15 to $28. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-2426969; mauionstage.com

FOODIE KA’ANAPALI THANKSGIVING DAY FEAST - Thu, Nov 22. Award-winning Chef Tom Muromoto presents a fabulous all-you-can-eat Thanksgiving Buffet. Early bird seating is from 11am-1:30pm with pricing of $42.95 for adults and $24.00 for children (ages 6-12). The dinner feast is from 3:30-7pm. The price for adults is $47.95 for adults and $24.00 for children (ages 6-12). Children 5 years and younger dine free (one child per paid adult). Enjoy Hawaiian music from 5-8pm, and a complimentary Hula Show from 6-7pm. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel, Tiki Terrace Restaurant, (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-6670124; tikiterracerestaurant.com THANKSGIVING DINNER CRUISES - Thu, Nov 22. See This Week’s Picks. $84.95/adult $59.95/children. 2pm or 5pm. Pacific Whale Foundation, (Lahaina Harbor); 808-249-8811; pacificwhale.org.

SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Nov 24.

Get schooled in sushi at Japengo! Learn to create your own sushi in this hands-on class, led by their master sushi chef. Tastings of sushi rolls and non-alcoholic beverages included.

Maximum 20 people per class. Reservations required. $35 per person. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Drive, Lahaina); 808-667-4727; maui.hyatt.com DINE OUT FOR MAF - Dine out at Leoda’s, Casanova’s or Ocean’s Bar and Grill and they will generously donate 15 percent of proceeds to Maui AIDS Foundation. Specific schedule & times: Leoda’s Kitchen and Pie Shop: Mon, Nov 26, 10am-8pm, Casanova’s: Tue, Nov 27, 5-9pm, and Ocean’s Bar and Grill: Wed, Nov 28, 5-10pm. Be sure to mention that you are dining

out for Maui AIDS Foundation when you order. facebook.com/pages/Maui-AIDS-Foundation

TICKETS ON SALE HUI NO’EAU’S FIRST NIGHT - Thu, Nov 29.

Get a first look and exclusive access to Hui’s full “Artisan Boutique” inventory and the dramatically 1917 historic Kaluanui Estate. The event includes festive music, sunset cocktails, delectable pupus and the unveiling of designer/ choregrapher Andre Morrisette’s enchanting holiday window installations. $30. 5-8pm Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com OZOMATLI - Fri, Nov 30. Ozomatli, the Los Angeles based latin/funk/hip-hop (and everything in between) band, returns to Maui for a one-nightonly concert. $30 in advance, $35 on show day, $55 VIP experience on Morgado Lanai (plus applicable fees). 7:30pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org SOLO SESSIONS: KEALI’I REICHEL - Fri, Nov 30. See an up close and personal side of Keali‘i Reichel, Hawaii’s award-winning kumu hula, chanter and world-renowned recording artist, in an intimate setting as he shares his chants, songs and stories. $35/standard, $65/VIP. 7:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org PAIA SCHOOL PTA’S CHRISTMAS TREE FUNDRAISER - Sat, Dec 1. A fun-filled, festive event with free photographs with Santa (9-11am), silent auction, live music, bake sale, craft booths, and Christmas trees for sale to benefit their keiki. Pre-order your tree by 11/30 for $55 or day-of-event for $65. See website.

Free admission. 9am-2pm Paia Elementary School, (955 Baldwin Ave.); paiaschoolpta.com LEI OF ALOHA 6 - Sat, Dec 1. An annual open house celebrating the holiday season and a benefit for Hokulani Holt’s halau hula, Pa‘u O Hi‘iaka.

Tour the historic Old Wailuku Inn and celebrate in the style of 1930s Hawai‘i music and hula, and readings of Don Blanding’s poems. Free parking and shuttle service at County parking lot at High & Kaohu Streets. Light snacks and beverages will be served. $25. 1-4pm The Old Wailuku Inn at Ulupono, (2199 Kaho‘okele Street (corner of High St.), Wailuku); 808-264-1820; shoopiicool@gmail.com MAUI POPS ORCHESTRA HOLIDAY POPS 2012 - Sun, Dec 2. Maui Pops Orchestra and guest performers will share holiday favorites in a festive atmosphere during this annual concert. $10, $25, $35, $45 (Patrons who purchase tickets to all three of the Maui Pops concerts will receive a 10 percent discount off $25, $35 and $45 ticket prices.) 3pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org KRISHNA DAS - “ENCHANTING KIRTAN” Sun, Dec 2. Join KD for the first of 2 nights on Maui for an “enCHANTing evening” of kirtan.

World renowned Krishna Das brings his soulful, rock n roll style of kirtan to the Makawao Union Church. Come early for the best seats, desserts and chai by Jenna Haugaard. Advance tickets available at Maui Kombucha in Haiku and Monsoon India Restaurant in Kihei. $25 advancel $35 at door. 7-10pm Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave, Makawao); 808-579-9261; krishnadas.com KRISHNA DAS - “HEART OF DEVOTION” WORKSHOP - Mon, Dec 3. KD closes his 2

night stand on Maui with his first public workshop on island. This intimate workshop setting includes chanting kirtan, sharing of his life stories as well as Q&A with audience members.

Come early for best seats and an affordable Indian Feast available from Monsoon India Restaurant. Advance tickets available at Maui Kombucha in Haiku and Monsoon India Restaurant in Kihei. $25 advance; $35 at door. 7-10pm Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Avenue, Makawao); 808-579-9261; krishnadas.com THE KATINAS - Thu, Dec 6. Contemporary Christian Music Recording Artists The Katinas bring their latest show “A Christmas Collage with The Katinas” to Maui for one night only! $20, $25, $35 plus applicable fees. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org IMPENDING DOOM - Fri, Dec 7. The Christian death metal band from Riverside, CA takes the stage at Hard Rock. $12 (plus applicable fees). 9pm The Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6677400; hardrock.com / underworldevents.com MAPA’S NUTCRACKER SWEETS - Fri, Dec 7 & Sat, Dec 8. Maui Academy of Performing Arts presents Nutcracker Sweets, a delightful, family-friendly production of the treasured classic, featuring 150 MAPA students and alumni. Fri: 5pm and Sat: 2pm and 7:30pm. $20/adults, $17/keiki 12 years & under. Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org FESTIVAL OF HARPS - Fri, Dec 7 & Sat, Dec 8. The Festival of Harps returns to McCoy Studio Theater stage to celebrate the magical sounds of the holiday season. Featuring harps from different ages played by Maui’s finest harpists and the Festival Harp Ensemble. A benefit for Hospice Maui. $17/adults, $12/seniors & students with ID. 7:30pm MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org MAKANA BY MOONLIGHT WITH LONO & LOPAKA - Fri, Dec 7. From opening for Santana in Germany to playing the main stage at Peter Gabriel’s WOMAD Festival in the UK, Makana has dazzled the world as a solo artist with his phenomenal slack key guitar style. Now this innovator and virtuoso adds an exciting, new dimension to his music, teaming with acclaimed percussionist Lopaka Colon and Lono on bass and vocals. $30/standard, $45/premium, $55/VIP experience on Morgado Lanai. 7:30pm Yokouchi Pavilion Courtyard, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org WILLIE KALIKIMAKA - Sun, Dec 9. Willie’s popular holiday concert returns! $12, $28, $37.

7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org AUTHOR WAYNE MONIZ ON MIC WITH “MAUI CHRISTMAS” STORIES - Tue, Dec 11. Wayne Moniz will read his Christmas vignettes at Maui Native Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce’s meeting. Members and newcomers are welcome.

Doors open at 5:30 for networking and cocktails, followed by a buffet dinner. Dinner is $20; parking is free. 5:30pm Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-244-7643; mauihawaiianchamber.org; kai.pelayo@grandwailea.com GABRIEL IGLESIAS - ALOHA FLUFFY 2012 - Thu, Dec 13. Enjoy a night of fun and laughter from the comic who has won both Comedy Central’s “Favorite Comic” and “Special of the Year” awards. $41. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

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DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

Inna Vision Maui’s Rootz Reggae 10pm; $10 cover

Thanksgiving NFL

Rogue - feat. DJ Blast & DJ Decka, 10pm; $5-10

Gaudi with Danny Ludwa & DJ Trip, 9:30pm; $15-25

NFL

MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7pm / TUE - Eric Dotterer, 6:30pm / WED - DJ Blast, 10pm

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

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Live music 10pm; no cover

DJ Illz 10pm; no cover

Gina Martinelli 6pm; no cover

MON - Gomega, 10pm / TUE - Pool League, 10pm / WED - Jukebox Party, 10pm

Open 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Curtis Love 6-9pm; no cover

Tom Conway Group 6-9pm; no cover

Bob Jones & Nils Rosenblad, 6-9pm

Lily Meola & Bob Rock Band, 6-9pm; no cover

MON - Far West / TUE - Thunder & Lightning WED - Maui Underground (all sets 6-9pm)

Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Live Music 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pm / WED - Halloween Scaryoke, 9pm; no cover

Evan Shulman 6-9pm; no cover

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

WEDNESDAY, NOV 21 SALVATION ARMY ANGEL TREE PROGRAM - An opportunity for people throughout the community to help local families and children in need during the holidays. Adopt an Angel, or more, then buy that Angel the perfect holiday gift.

Wed through Sat. 10am-7pm and Sun 1-6pm.

(Nov 22 - Mall Closed). Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8773369; queenkaahumanucenter.com ART SHOW: JOYCE BEZUSCO - Every Wednesday in November check out the unique, retro and wildly creative art jewelry pieces of Joyce Bezusco. She creates one-of-a-kind cuff bracelets, pendants, belt buckles and wall pieces with each piece designed with that special individual in mind. Free. 1-5pm Maui Hands, Kaanapali, (200 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-667-7997; mauihands.com “SPECIAL FX - MATTES” MEDIA SALON Akaku is hosting a media salon with Artist Paulo Sabado, an artist born in Honolulu, Hawaii and is the son and apprentice to Maui Artist Philip Sabado. He will demonstrate techniques to add simple matte effects into your video. You can learn how to create unique locations and special effects with mattes and compositing. This event is free for Akaku Production Associates (APAs) and $15 for non-APAs. For more info, or to register for this event, call 808-871-5554. Seating is limited.

5-7pm. Akaku Maui Community Television, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); akaku.org; info@akaku.org OCCUPY MAUI MEETING - The group’s focus is on foreclosure laws and environmental problems. They want to hear about your issues. Simply attend one of their weekly Wed. meetings to get involved. Free. 5-7pm Freedom Lawn or Pavilion at UH Maui College, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); occupymaui.com WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring a performance in the lower courtyard by Bobby Moderow Jr. of the award-

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover WED - Movember, 10pm-close; no cover

Movember Meltdown Boogiemeister, Deviant & Fuzz, 10pm; $5-10

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MON - DJ Skinny Guy / TUE - Toxic Tuesdays w/ DJ TRVR / WED - Jacked Up w/ DJ Del Sol (all sets 10pm; no cover)

Johnny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Ultra w/ special guest DJ, DJ Ilich 10pm; no cover

Bob Jones & The Drive 7-9:30pm; no cover

CASANOVA CHARLEY’S

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)

Salsa Night 9pm; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL

Sunrize Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover

winning band Maunalua, art gallery receptions, artist appearances and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. @ShopsatWailea Free. 6:30-8pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com

THURSDAY, NOV 22 SCARECROW BUILDING COMPETITION See This Week’s Picks. The Westin Ka’anapali Ocean Resort Villas, (6 Kai Ala Dr.); 866-5008313; westinkaanapali.com.

MAUI SMUG - The in-real-life forum for all social media users on Maui. Capacity is limited. Be sure to register early. Free (not catered). 4-6:30pm MEDB’s Malcom Center, (1305 North Holopono Street, Suite 1, Kihei); mauismug.com

FRIDAY, NOV 23 ALOHA FRIDAY MUSICAL JAM - Every Friday Whole Foods Market, Maui presents Aloha Friday Musical Jam sessions. In partnership with Hawai’i on TV each month features a different musical style. For this month celebrate the Ukulele in honor of the 14th annual ‘Ukulele Festival at Paia Bay. 11:30am-1:30pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave., #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com ART SHOW: WILLOW NORRIS - Meet the artist and view her paintings that “reflect an inner peace, taking the observer on a journey of enchantment, capturing the love and enjoyment of life.”

Willow’s subject matter swings from whimsical to spiritual, not focusing on any central theme. Her Dragonfly Dream series is now showing at the Maui Hands galleries in Paia, Makawao and Lahaina.

Free. 5-8pm Maui Hands, Lahaina, (612 Front St., Ste. D, Lahaina); 808-667-9898; mauihands.com MAUI YOGA SHALA 4TH FRIDAY FESTIVAL - Check out all things yoga at this new 4th Friday event. The schedule includes an outdoor yoga class at 4:30pm, dance and yoga demos at 5:30om, fashion show at 7pm and includes live music and DJs, local organic foods, crafts and a keiki playzone. $10. 4-11pm Maui Yoga Shala, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); maui-yoga.com

Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dave Caroll / TUE - Jordan Cuddy / WED - Justin Phillips (all sets 7pm; no cover) TUE - Willie K and The Warehouse Band, 9pm; $10 / WED - Fast Forward with DJ Kurt and guest DJ TRVR (Ladies Night), 10pm; $5-10

MON - Ryan Robinson / TUES-WED - Jessica and Kanoa (all sets 10pm; no cover)

Willie K 11am-2pm; no cover

DIVAS NIGHT OUT: A HAWAIIAN THANKSGIVING - Bring your whole family to Maui’s most elegant and well known spa as they host a special co-ed Thanksgiving event featuring samples showcasing Hawaii’s best products and delicacies, a mini spa experience featuring their Niu “coconut” treatments, appetizers and desserts, and two-hour, exclusive access to hydrotherapy circuit. Don’t forget to bring your bathing suits! $50 per adult. $25 per child.

7:30-10pm Spa Grande at Grand Wailea Resort & Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808875-1234 ext 4949; grandwailea.com

SATURDAY, NOV 24 E KOMO MAI HUMPBACKS - See This Week’s Picks. $24.95/adults $17.95/children 7 to 12, Children 6 & under free (one child per paying adult.) Ma’alaea Harbor @ 9:00am & 11:30 am, and Lahaina Harbor @ 9:00am & 11:30am; 808-249-8811 ext. 1; pacificwhale.org PET ADOPTIONS WITH HARF - Join the Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation for a very special opportunity to rescue your next best friend! Every Saturday, HARF will bring animals in need of a good home. For more info, see websites or call.

10am-4pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-446-4126; and 10am4pm Petco, (270 Dairy Road, #144, Kahului); 808-876-0022; hawaiiananimalrescue.org E HO‘OULU ALOHA - See This Week’s Picks. $10/advanced $15/day of. 9am-3pm. Bailey House Museum, (2375 A Main St., Wailuku); 808244-3326; mauimuseum.org MULLIGAN’S 10TH ANNUAL GOLF TOURNAMENT - A golf tournament to benefit Hale Kau Kau Program. A shotgun start at noon will consist of a four person scramble. The entry fee is $500 per team or $150 for single players who will be paired. The fee includes golf, awards, lunch, dinner, entertainment, prizes, and much more. Call or e-mail for space availability. Wailea Blue Golf Course, (1100 Wailea Golf Club Drive); 808-8741131; info@mulligansontheblue.com.

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ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

Karaoke

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Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

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Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

JAY’S PLACE

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

MON - Farzad & Mike Madden / TUE Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pm-close; no cover)

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

Live Music 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S

WED - Karaoke

WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover

Kawika 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

John Grover 7pm; no cover

MON - That’s What I’m Talking About TUE - Da Ha-y-ans / WED - Herb Anderson (all sets 7pm; no cover)

1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Live Music 9-11pm

1810 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6:30pm, no cover

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (all sets no cover)

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

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MON - Free Pool / TUE - Free Karaoke/Pool WED - Free Pool

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LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR

MON - Open Mic Night, 6-10pm; no cover

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Gaudi w/ Danny Ladwa & DJ Trip, 9pm; $15-25

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

RAYOS’ ZUMBATHON - A Zumba demo to promote Toys for Tots Zumbathon from 1-3pm.

Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

SUNDAY, NOV 25 POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage.

Free. 7pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall. com

MONDAY, NOV 26 HULA PERFORMANCE - Original hip-ster style performance. Free. 10:30am Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, NOV 27 “UNDERSTANDING YOUR CREDIT AND SCORES” - A 60-minute crash course on how to improve your credit scores. Credit expert Jason Hall will discuss how to deal with collections, tax liens, judgments, late payments, foreclosures and short sales on your credit report. Find out how this information can possibly be removed in less than 7 years to improve your scores. Free.

12-1pm Maui County Business Resource Center, (Maui Mall, 70 E Kaahumanu Ave. #B-9, Kahului); 808-873-8247

WEDNESDAY, NOV 28 “GOT CONFLICT? HOW TO WORK WITH A CONFLICT MANAGEMENT PROFESSIONAL TO BRING PEACE TO YOUR WORKPLACE” - A workshop that will provide an overview of the benefits of working with mediators and alternative dispute resolution (ADR) professionals in the workplace. Mediator/trainer/facilitator Sunny Gutierrez will discuss recognizing the cost of

Howard Ahia 6-9pm; no cover

TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm; no cover Allure - DJ LX, DJC & Jay.P 10pm; $10

MON - S.I.N. w/ DJ Blast, 10pm; no cover WED - Krazy Karaoke, 10:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

MON - Wolf - Solo Acoustic Guitar / TUE David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae (all 6-9pm)

Murray Thorne, 6:30-8:30pm Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish da Dish 9:30pm-12am; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Elaine Ryan 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers w/ Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - Hawaiian Steel Guitar w/ Joel Katz, 7-9pm / TUE - Brenton Keith, 7pm WED - Willie K, 7-9pm; $65 dinner & show

unhealthy conflict, differences between a mediator, facilitator, and conflict coach, and why current attempts to resolve conflict in the workplace are not working. Free. 12-1pm Maui County Business Resource Center, (Maui Mall, 70 E Kaahumanu Ave. #B-9, Kahului); 808-873-8247 WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring a performance in the lower courtyard by Leokane and CJ “Boom” Helekahi, art gallery receptions, artist appearances and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. @ ShopsAtWailea. Free. 6:30-8pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937.

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm; Wed, Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam & Tori 7-9:30pm; Fri, Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6670988.

COOL CAT CAFE - Mon, Peter deAquino 7:3010pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; Mon, Cousin Jason 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Ev-

ery Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Fausto 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Fri, Henry Kapono 5-7pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S - Thu, Curtis Love 6-9pm; Fri, Tom Conway Group 6-9pm; Sat, Bob Jones & Nils Rosenblad 6-9pm; Sun, Lily Meola & Bob Rock Band 6-9pm; Mon, Far West 6-9pm; Tue, Thunder & Lightning 6-9pm; Wed, Maui Underground 6-9pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm; Sun, Willie K 11am-2pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon & Ron 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku & Peter DeAquino 6:30pm; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Kulewa 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika, Roy & Albert 6:30pm; Sat, Ron, Ikaika & Damon 1:30pm; Sat, Damon/Ron/Keali’i 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian Trio 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am.

(Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P, Lahaina); 808-667-6636.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm; Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Sun, Benny Uyetake and Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Mon, Benny Uyetake and Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm.

(730 Front St.); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm.

(843 Wainee St Unit 1 & 2); 808-667-6655.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J, Ka’anapali); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Thu, George Kahumoku Jr. 12-2pm.

(Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:308:30pm; Mon, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

PARADISE GRILL - Wed, Scotty Rotten 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 6-9pm; Fri, Scotty Rotten 6-9pm; Fri, Teri Garrison 6-8pm; Sat, JD & Harry 6-8pm; Sat, Special guest Michael 6-9pm; Sun, Hawaiian Music Night 6-8pm; Sun, Hawaiian Music with Deeson Kaohelo 6-9pm; Tue, JD & Harry 6-8pm. (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808662-3700.

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Harry Troupe 6-9pm; no cover

DJ Music 10pm; no cover

Bass Harvest Rock n Rave Charity Event, 9pm; $5

Salsa Night with DJ Rafael 10pm, $5 cover

Ladies Night w/ DJ Calcul8, 10pm; $10 men

Hawaiian Music w/ Deeson Kaohelo, 6-9pm

RB STEAKHOUSE

WED - Open Mic Night, 9:30pm; no cover

4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina - 669-8889

SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

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BY CAERIEL CRESTIN SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Though I have many simple desires, my acquired tastes afford me the most pleasure. I like my chocolate dark and bitter. I enjoy stinky goat cheese, Brussels sprouts, and extra spicy Asian food. Learning to like something occasionally takes a little effort. For instance, a friend taught me to love olives by forcing me to eat just one every time I was over his house until one day I found myself actually craving the things. The flavor you’re faced with is (astonishingly) beyond your current (rather broad) limits. If you can stretch enough to accommodate it, though… Well, I don’t want to ruin it for you. It’d be like telling you the ending of a really great movie. Go find out for yourself.

sit down, Tinkerbell. We’ve got to talk. This distracted fluttering from moment to moment may be your M.O., but success as a human being sometimes requires more from you than just following the beat.

This week, concentrate on giving just one important thing, be it relationship, project, or adventure, your complete and undivided attention. That means both Twins. It’s going to be hard to buck your habit of rushing, moth-like, towards the brightest light in view. Super-glue yourself to your chair if need be.

Whatever it takes to keep you focused; it’s getting to that point where some are wondering whether you can. Prove your detractors wrong and give the rest of us some justification for our faith.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Someone’s absence can stir up memories of mundane things you’d never think about if they were around; like the way she used to put white sugar in her plain yogurt, or stick cotton balls between her toes while she painted her nails. Similarly, someone’s frequent presence can keep you from thinking about the things you love about them, instead getting tangled in the web of tiny things that annoy you; the way he snores, or reads on the toilet.

This week, get away from the loved ones who are driving you nuts, and move back in with the ones you miss— even if you can only do so in your memory.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) You spend so much time and energy insulating yourself from the world, trying to shield your poor tenderness from its harsh edges. But then, just when you think you’ve packed enough fluffy pillows into your clothes and cotton in your ears, you feel horribly isolated and disconnected. Where’s the happy middle ground? If only you could completely buffer yourself from life’s insanity, but still have the people you love push through your cushy shielding! Luckily for you, we’re willing—you’ve just got to let us know, unequivocally, that you want us to. Is that so much to ask?

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) The places you’ve been going lately (either physically or metaphorically) are not as nice as the ones you come from. But that’s no reason to badmouth them and be a goddamn pain-in-the-ass the whole time. I mean, some of us have to live here. Eventually, you’ll go back to your island paradise where you can live off fresh fruit you pick off the trees and turn brown as dirt, but for now—consider those who brought you here, and why. Here’s got a lot going for it, if you’d just bother to notice. “When in Rome” and all that. Be where you are, finally.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Sometimes you feel like a superstar, sometimes more like a loosely bunched collection of bad habits. The truth, naturally, is somewhere between those two extremes.

Unfortunately, so many strangers see solely one side or the other, either placing you on a pedestal so high you’re scared to step down from it, or sneering so forcefully in your direction you can’t see past the glare off their teeth.

Look, you’re a great person, assholism and saintliness and all. Don’t be afraid to take a swan dive off the pedestal into the arms of your worshipful admirers. They’ll catch you, and even be relieved you’re human after all. And as for the condescending bastards—slap the crap out of them. They’d love to be proven right about you. Give them what they want, and tend to those who believe in you.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) So you’re attention-starved and your perspective is utterly subjective. You also have very many lovely qualities that are abundantly obvious when you let them show.

People naturally focus on your more appealing traits unless you go out of your way to eclipse them with your insufferable ones. Don’t do that. First step: quit knee-jerk reacting. In other words: Your ex’s new thing is not automatically awful, and anyone who doesn’t worship you is not necessarily obnoxious. Inject an ounce of objectivity and a teaspoonful of patience into your popularity soufflé and it’ll stop collapsing in the middle, finally.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) I’ve often joked that you only have two gears: On and Off. You either run maniacally at top speed, accomplishing more than seems humanly possible, or you fall asleep on your feet. Where’s the mellow downtime? The problem with such extremes is that you burn out, eventually. Despite being gifted with a prodigious amount of getting-things-done energy, you’ll find as you age that you spend more time in the Off position. Install a dimmer switch, or middle position.

The next time I ask how you are, I hope the answer’s different from, “I’m insanely busy,” or “I’m exhausted.”

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Every year in various places (like southern France and parts of Spain, among others), bulls run in the streets.

Daredevils rush the madly stampeding beasts and risk getting gored to retrieve tokens from a bull’s back or ears, or spear him. Although you tend to think of cows as peaceful, cud-chewing, non-threatening animals, seeing a black ton of horned muscle rushing at you may convince you otherwise. Of course, you’ve secretly known all that strength lurked beneath your docile surface. But it’s kind of a surprise to be reminded of it, after all this time. Since you’ll need some horns and might this week to get what you want done, brush off your temper and put it on, like a flashy red cape.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Stop flitting around, you damn pixie! Come here and

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) The joys of being scolded by a Virgo are numerous.

We’ve had to discover these joys because there are simply so many things you disapprove of. First, there’s the pleasure of seeing you flustered: You’re just so cute when you’re angry. Secondly, there’s the laughability of your gripes. Naturally, we usually keep this to ourselves, but you should know that your complaints seem sometimes a bit…outrageously ridiculous…to the rest of us.

Holding yourself to such exacting and picayune standards is one thing, expecting a sloppy Leo or capricious Libra to conform to them is just foolhardy. Don’t bother.

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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) It’s the way things work sometimes; you don’t need your umbrella when you bring it—the day you forget it is when the downpour soaks you. It’s the same force that causes the bus to come the moment you light a cigarette or creates the worst traffic snarls when you’re in the greatest hurry. Since this week will be full of depressingly predictable inevitabilities like these, chill. There’s nothing you can do about the blocked roads, the weather, or any of the other difficulties you’ll face, so why stress about it?

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