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Mahalo for your endorsement of my re-election to the State Senate (“2012 General Election Endorsement Edition,” Nov. 1, 2012). Enjoyed reading your take on the other races and county charter and constitutional amendments too. Hope the voters in Maui County will turnout in record numbers.

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You wrote, “we want to see more candidates like [2nd District Republican Congressional candidate David Kawika] Crowley, who live like normal people and aren’t afraid to speak out about what they truly believe” (“Candidate,” Oct. 25, 2012). I agree. If you don’t mind me repeating something, I just submitted the following to another news site that covered Crowley: it echoes your sentiments strongly.

I think it’s been very poor form for her [Democrat Tulsi Gabbard] to deny his efforts to meet her in debate. How anyone can run for a national level public office today and refuse a public debate and still have a hope of winning an election is beyond me. We’ve all seen how important it is to put candidates for office in a situation similar to what they face in office: having to stand up to opposition and defend their ideas and stands publicly. There’s no way that simple set piece interviews and public statements can be any substitute.

Crowley believes in what he stands for, and I actually don’t agree with quite everything he stands for. But at least he’s

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On Nov. 3, The Maui News reported that a 1994 traffic impact analysis for a proposed light industrial park in Kihei showed 700 trips during the afternoon and evening hours. How many afternoon and evening trips does a new traffic study show for the proposed mega mall that would go up in the same spot?

A. 700.

B. 1,000.

C. 1,900.

D. 2,900.

E. 3,300.

NEITHER CAN WE!

We have been most appreciative of the opportunity to enjoy your newspaper for the numerous years that we have been blessed by living on this grand island. There have been times in the past when we had the thought to send you our thankfulness yet it is your Oct. 18, 2012 issue (“Linda Lingle Strikes Back”) that caused our inspiration to actually take action.

The creative and artistic cover quite literally compelled us to immediately devour this issue. Many have said, “you can’t judge a book by its cover” however, this cover really attracts attention. Our congratulations to you for discovering, nurturing and displaying such a creative and compelling message.

-Tom Feltz, via email

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Home sales in Maui County really increased in October over the same period last year, according to a Nov. 5 Pacific Business News blog post.

In fact, PBN reported that the median price for condos in Maui County is now $351,495. What was the media price for condos in October 2011?

A. $310,000.

B. $342,655.

C. $312,000.

D. $306,285.

E. $325,715.

In a Nov. 5 story, The Maui News reported that Ulalena musician Anthony Natividad, who died recently at 48, could make a nose flute out of nearly anything. According to the story, which of the following unusual objects did Natividad use to make a nose flute?

A. Soda can.

B. Hollow chocolate egg.

C. Film container.

D. Straw.

E. All of the above.

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FITCHRATINGS SAYS COUNTY FINANCES GOOD, HAWAII PENSION DEBT WORSE THAN EVER And now I’d like to take a few moments to talk about something near and dear to all of our hearts: Other Post-Employment Benefits (OPEB) liabilities. I know, topics as sexy and provocative as this are rarely suitable for even alternative papers, but hey–we’re all adults here, right?

Basically, we’re talking about government employee pensions and benefits, which make up a surprisingly large and increasingly unstable part of most municipalities’ debt burdens. The reason I’m bringing this up is because of a recent FitchRatings report on a new $71.2 billion General Obligation Bond for the County of Maui (I know, reporters shouldn’t be allowed to have this much fun). And that report, which is generally very positive about the county’s financial situation (it got a vaunted AA+ rating, after all), does contain the following disturbing sentences: “The weakness in the county’s otherwise sound debt profile is its pension and OPEB liabilities,” states the Oct. 25 report. “The county participates in the state pension plan, which is poorly funded at just 59%, with a 7.75% investment assumption.

However, the funded level deteriorates to 55% with the 7.00% return assumption Fitch uses to enhance comparability between pension systems.”

That’s actually bad news. A safe level of funding for pension liabilities, most economic experts agree, is about 80 percent– meaning the state actually has assets equal to 80 percent of the pension debt. Nothing like that is apparently happening in Hawaii, though, since 80 is way higher than

the 59 percent (or 55 percent) currently seen here. This is also worse than the 61 percent funding figure cited in the Associated Press’ June 19, 2012 article on state pension liabilities, which also reported that Hawaii racked up $18.5 billion in obligations and is among the 10 worst states in the nation in terms of such debt.

“Over the past couple of years the board of trustees has been initiating legislative proposals to deal with the significant and escalating pension liabilities,” says Wes Machida, administrator of the State of Hawaii Employees’ Retirement System, in the AP story.

They’ve done, FitchRatings says, by “increasing contribution rates incrementally through fiscal 2016, starting a second tier for new employees, and eliminating pension-spiking opportunities.”

Of course, that seven percent rate of return used by Fitch seems optimistic. In an Oct 23, 2012 Bloomberg article on pension problems that postulates a $2 trillion gap between municipal pension obligations and funding, Peter Orszag (who ran the Office of Management and Budget for President Barack Obama) assumes a more realistic six percent return on invest-

ment in his calculations.

The reason for such debt problems?

Orszag says it probably lies in a mix of public employee union intransigence (which has long negotiated extremely lucrative benefit packages) and a lack of simple fiscal discipline.

In any case, the FitchRatings report says the County of Maui has actually been dealing with the debt in a financially responsible way: “The county’s unfunded OPEB liability is substantial at $344 million (1.1% of AV [assessed valuation]),” states the report. “However, the county has been proactively addressing its liability by contributing 100% of ARC [actuarially required cost] to an OPEB fund since fiscal 2007.”

But even that fiscal responsibility has a cost. To put all this very arcane accounting into human terms, the more cities, counties, states and school districts have to spend on pension and benefit obligations to retired employees, the less they have to spend on things like road and wastewater improvements, public schools, libraries, health care, social services for poor people and so on.

And those things are all important to a functioning democracy, right? Right??

they buy a bag of Ruffles, we’ve always been fascinated by Will’s trotting out the comparison every election cycle.

This year, while we couldn’t quite locate the latest domestic sales figures for just potato chips, we were able to find some other fascinating U.S. stats. Here’s how that $6 billion in political advertising for 2012 figure stacks up against other products Americans are buying: • $98.94 billion on beer (2011) • $34 billion on chips and pretzels (2012) • $27.2 billion on books (2011) • $19.5 billion on chocolate (2011) • $16.3 billion on video games (2011) • $10.2 billion on movie tickets (2011– U.S./Canada) • $4.52 billion on coffee (2011) • $1.7 billion on medical marijuana (2011)

WE SPENT WHAT ON WHAT?!

Monday morning we heard on NPR that a new Center for Responsive Politics report pegs the spending on political advertising this election year at $6 billion. Even when you add up all the television and radio spots, newspaper ads, billboards, web ads, buttons, t-shirts and bumper stickers, that’s a lot of dough.

This is, according to CRP, the most ever spent on an American election.

Now longtime Washington columnist/baseball fan/bow-tie wearer/ coot George Will has often scoffed at such statistics, saying they pale before what the nation spends every year on “potato chips.”

Ignoring the obvious fallacy that American consumers don’t purchase political campaign ads in the same way

Overheard “Slutty girl costumes shouldn’t come in plus sizes.”

-Woman on Front Street in Lahaina, Oct. 31

So there you go. In terms of sales, political spending is way more important than coffee and medicinal pot to Americans, but no where near as important as books, chocolate, salty snack foods and, of course, beer.

Beer!

IAO VALLEY STATE PARK TOLLBOOTH DESTROYED! Forgive us if we don’t exactly cry over the fiery destruction of the toll booth at the Iao Valley State Park lot, causing $4,000 in damage, according to the Nov. 4 Maui News .

We know the state Department of Land and Natural Resources needs money bad, but charging for what was once free will always leave a bitter taste in our mouths.

Vandalism is a suspected cause, according to the News, though we wonder as to possible suspects. Since toll booth operators (at least as far as we know) weren’t charging locals, is it possible we’re dealing with a pissed off tourist (or tourists)?

We’d look into this more, but we just realized that we have an awful lot of beer to drink. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1621n1

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BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO

OUR TAKE ON THE 2012 ELECTION Guess we don’t have Linda Lingle to kick around anymore. On Election night, the former two-term Republican Governor of Hawaii who had trounced Democrat Mazie Hirono at the polls a decade ago, was herself shown the door in her bid to succeed retiring U.S. Senator Daniel Akaka (D–Hawaii). The final summary vote tally, released by the state Office of Elections at nearly 3am Wednesday morning, showed Congresswoman Hirono beating Lingle by more than 100,000 votes–61.6 percent to 36.8 percent (Democrat Tulsi Gabbard, running to succeed Hirono in the 2nd District, beat her Republican challenger Kawika Crowley by a greater margin).

The mood at both parties’ respective Maui headquarters foreshadowed that margin of victory long before the elections office released the first printout of votes (because officials had not anticipated the state’s 61.9 percent turnout rate, many precincts across the state ran out of ballots and had to remain open past their 6pm closing time and the first results weren’t made public until close to 9pm). The Republican Party’s Wailuku office, though filled with a few dozen people in white eating sushi, was a quiet place at

Of course, this probably seems obvious to us in Hawaii, one of the most ethnically diverse states in the nation. The more conservative states? Not so much.

As far as Hawaii goes, the Democrats somehow strengthened their already absolute control over both legislative houses.

Here on Maui, Republican state Representative George Fontaine, who represents South Maui, lost handily to Democratic challenger Kaniela Ing–the only upset in any Maui County election.

Indeed, as far as this county goes, the electorate was more than happy with its Democratic incumbents. State Senator Roz Baker and state Representatives Angus McKelvey, Kyle Yamashita and Mele Carroll all beat their Republican challengers by massive majorities.

For the non-partisan Maui County Council races, the status quo was the big winner. Incumbents Mike Victorino, Don Couch, Gladys Baisa, Bob Carroll, Elle Cochran, Mike White and Riki Hokama all easily returned to office (the last four in that list didn’t even have challengers). Newcomers Don Guzman and Stacy Helm Crivello will take over the open Kahului and Molokai seats, respectively.

Over in the non-partisan Office of Hawaiian Affairs races, colorful candidates like Walter

FOR MONTHS POLLSTERS TOLD US THE RACE WAS A DEAD HEAT, BUT WHEN THE VOTES STARTED ADDING UP, OBAMA WON A CLEAR VICTORY. 8:30pm. Not so the Democrats’ office down the street. There, party regional coordinator Dylan Beesley was absolutely giddy.

“We knocked on 2,000 doors today,” Beesley told me. “And we made 5,000 calls. Over the last two months we made over 20,000 contacts. It’s been inspirational. People knew the clear choice they were facing. We reminded them of that again and again. Some people got six calls!”

As Hawaii goes, so goes the nation. Republican Mitt Romney had just delivered his concession speech when I spoke to Beesley, ending the wealthy former Massachusetts governor’s bid to unseat President Barack Obama. For months pollsters told us the race was a dead heat, but when the votes started adding up, Obama won a clear victory.

A weak incumbent hobbled by a still-weak economy and high unemployment, Obama and the Democrats apparently found an easy way to win: let the Republicans demonize immigrants (which Latinos took to heart), women, poor people, homosexuals and scientists, and then reap the rewards. As a result, Republicans held onto the U.S. House of Representatives, but not much else.

It will be fascinating to watch the Republican Party in the next few months, to see if they finally accept that America is more multicultural than ever and that white men no longer rule the nation as they once did.

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Ritte and Rose Duey lost to Haunani Apoliona and Carmen Hulu Lindsey (who even managed to beat former Maui County Councilman Dane Kane), respectively.

Both state constitutional amendments on the ballot passed easily, which means private dam owners will now have access to tax-free loans to repair their dams and retired judges can now return to the courts for limited times when the dockets get too packed.

In terms of the Maui County charter amendments, voters were clear: lengthening council terms from two years to four years was bad, but everything else was good. That means Hana, Lanai and Molokai residents will now be able to testify at hearings remotely, council and mayoral candidates will have to live in the county for at least a year before running and departments will now have to face a new County Auditor. We can only hope that new office gets the staff and funding it needs to be a real force in the county.

So is this really the political end of Linda Lingle? I doubt it–U.S. Senator Daniel Inouye (D-Hawaii) is the same age as Akaka, and will have to retire someday.

When that happens, I think Lingle will be more than willing to run again. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1621n2

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do that with donations from the community and a dedicated volunteer team.

For more information about HARF and the work they do, visit their website at hawaiianimalrescue.org, “Like” them on Facebook or call 808-876-0022.

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HARF HOSTS KISSING BOOTH This Saturday, the Maui Mall will host a Kissing Booth at the Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation (HARF)’s annual adopt-a-thon. Go in for some big wet sloppy ones from May and Bear, and get a keepsake photo of the moment.

More than 30 amazing, furry, four-legged creatures will be there, looking for their soul mates and life partners at the event. There will be small dogs, big dogs, baby dogs, old dogs and “every kind in between.” HARF will also hold games and contests for the whole family.

“We are really excited to bring so many adoptable dogs out into the community,” says Dawn Hall, HARF’s co-founder. “We expect that many wonderful animals will find their forever homes.”

HARF’s mission is to rescue, provide sanctuary and ultimately find new “forever homes” for abandoned, stray and neglected dogs, and they currently

The island of Rapa Nui left many juicy mysteries for scientists in the 20th century to unravel. This week, the PBS program NOVA tackles the puzzle of how the islanders built giant stone statues called Moai that remain on the island long after their builders vanished.

Much of the show is filmed in Hawaii, where Dr. Terry Hunt, a professor of anthropology at UH Manoa, collaborated with a California university professor to research various theories. They created a five-ton replica of the statues at Kualoa Ranch and their experiments on the statue will be featured on the show.

The NOVA show “Mystery of Easter Island” debuted on PBS Hawaii Wednesday, Nov. 7 at 9pm, with encores scheduled for Friday, Nov. 9 at 11pm and Sunday, Nov. 11 at 2pm.

They fixed the library

books into 750 boxes, which were stored at 5A Rent-A-Space at no charge.

You can watch a daily photo timeline of the project at lahainalibraryfacelift.com.

The grand reopening and blessing will take place on Sunday, Nov. 18 from 4-6pm. The public is invited to this free event, which will include awards, tours and a rare opportunity to eat ice cream and refreshments in the library itself.

Library hours are as follows: Tuesday, noon-8pm; Wednesday and Thursday,

which runs the only used bookstores on Maui–is expanding. If you’ve ever been to the hot and dusty Pu’unene location, then you know it’s a great place to find titles, but quite a bit off the beaten path. Now they have a new spacious and air-conditioned location at Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, open seven days a week during normal mall hours. But what would make this location even better? More books!

Maui Friends of the Library recycles

LAHAINA PUBLIC LIBRARY TO REOPEN

The much anticipated reopening of the Lahaina Public Library is set for Tuesday, Nov. 13 at noon. The library has been closed for over a year to complete interior renovations that were spearheaded and funded by the Rotary Club, Maui Friends of the Library and the Hawaii State Public Library. The library now has new floor resurfacing, repainting, installation of new shelves and new furniture, including a new circulation desk.

The only public library on the Westside, the Lahaina library is 56 years old and occupies an historic location with fabulous ocean views overlooking the harbor.

The Rotarians garnered $40,000 in grants, $155,000 worth of in-kind service donations for 16 contractors and organized more than 1,000 volunteer hours for the project.

The packing of all existing holdings was done Mystery solved? by a volunteer team that stowed away the 35,000

Now open for business

9am-5pm; and Friday and Saturday, 10:30am- 4:30pm. The library is closed on Sunday and Monday. For more information, please call 808-662-3950.

MAUI FRIENDS OF LIBRARY BOOKSTORE AT KAAHUMANU CENTER NOW COMPLETELY OPEN Unlike other booksellers in the nation, Maui Friends of the Library–

your books and brings them to the public at affordable prices. They are currently taking donations of books and magazines and other forms of media.

Just bring your donations directly to the Queen Ka’ahumanu Center location, next to Sears. This location also sells new books as well as used. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1621n3

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One restroom user, from Australia, said, “Sitting on the royal throne, you don’t expect a public viewing.” On the other hand, the Daily News noted one gentleman relieving himself and waving merrily at the gawking crowd below.

Valerie Spruill, 60, of Doylestown, Ohio, disclosed publicly in September that she had unknowingly married her own father following the dissolution of her first marriage, which had produced three children. Percy Spruill, a “nice man,” she said, died in 1998, and Valerie told the Akron Beacon Journal that she had heard family rumors after that but only confirmed the parentage in 2004 (with DNA from an old hairbrush). After eight years of silence, from embarrassment, she went public, she said, as an example to help other women who come from tumultuous childhoods in which many men are in their mothers’ lives.

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“If the Messiah descends from the Mount of Olives as foretold in the Bible,” wrote the Los Angeles Times in an October dispatch from Jerusalem, the two largest Christian television networks in the U.S. promise to cover the arrival live from a hilltop in the city. Daystar Television has already been beaming a 24/7 webcam view, and Trinity Broadcasting Network bought the building next door to Daystar’s in September and has already begun staging live and pre-recorded programs using the broad expanse of the Holy Land city as background.

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Earlier this year, the National Football League suspended some New Orleans Saints players and the head coach for having a reward system that paid players for purposely injuring opponents.

In September, coach Darren Crawford of the Tustin (Calif.) Pee Wee Red Cobras team was suspended when former players reported that the coach ran an apparently similar scheme among his

10- and 11-year-olds, using a cash reward of up to $50 for the “hit of the game” (with last year’s top prize going to the boy who left an opposing running back with a mild concussion). At press time, the investigation was ongoing, and no charges had been filed.

BECAUSE WE CAN, THAT’S WHY In September, the National Geographic show Taboo featured three young Tokyo partiers as examples of the “bagel head” craze in which fun-lovers inject saline just under the skin of the forehead to create a swelling and then pressure the center to achieve a donut look that lasts up to 24 hours before the saline is absorbed into the body. Some adventurers have injected other areas of the body–even the scrotum.

SCAMTASTIC! In Ventura, Calif., in September, once again, a scammer tried to bilk victims out of money by assuring them that he could double their cash (in this case, $14,000) merely by spraying it with a secret chemical. Of course, the victims had to wait several hours for their newly doubled cash to dry and eventually discovered that the scammer had substituted blank paper and by that time was long gone. But the weirdest aspect of the scam is that people who are so unsophisticated as to fall for it somehow managed to amass, in this tight economy, $14,000 cash to begin with.

TRUE BEAUTY For a September beauty contest of female college students in China’s Hubei province, certain minimum body requirements were established at the outset (beyond the traditional chest, waist and hip sizes). Among them, according to a report in China’s Global Post: The space between the candidate’s pupils should be 46 percent of the distance between each pupil and the nearer ear, and the distance between a candidate’s nipples should be at least 20cm (7.8 inches).

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The Ultimate Tree House Exploring Patrick Dougherty’s “On The Wild Side” sculpture at the Hui Noeau Words By: Jen Russo • Photos by Darris Hurst

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ids love sticks. But that’s not quite what the Hui Noeau in Makawao had in mind when they invited renowned artist Patrick Dougherty to Maui to spin his magic stick sculptures on their 10 acres of open space, as part of their Artist in Residence program. No, they actually had a more philanthropic/benevolent goal: “to provide opportunities for local

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Maui artists to learn through dynamic and engaging interactions that have a long term impact in the community.”

As I marched up the Hui driveway with 20 or so four- and five-year-olds, all twitterpated with anticipation as to what this day out of their normally scheduled class was going to hold, I watched their faces light up as we found our destination. Think of it as something made entirely of sticks, straight from Middle Earth.

“The saplings that I gather range from finger to wrist size, and I gather them for both their color and flexibility,” he said.

“Willow is a favorite sapling, but I often use Maple, Sweet Gum, Elm or Dogwood, depending on what is plentiful where I’m working. In some locations, I need to use more exotic saplings like Sassafras, Crabapple or fruitwoods because that’s what is available. In Japan, I experimented with reeds and bamboo.”

Hawaii posed a few challenges for Dougherty, but he found a solution that also turned out to be beneficial for our environment.

Strawberry Guava has proved a usable material in Hawaii because it’s both flexible and plentiful,” he said. “Moreover, since it’s an invasive species, our harvesting helped the eradication program already in place.”

Dougherty took his lifelong preoccupation with building things with his own hands and his degree in art and built

and international reputation as the artful architect of sticks. So far, he’s constructed more than 200 organic nest-like sculptures across the globe that, over time, fade back into the landscape.

The process is immense. Dougherty must first dig down two feet to create stability, since the sculptures are intended for human roaming. Even with teams of volunteers assisting, it usually takes him about three weeks to shape the wood into a completed piece.

ing that there was going to be way too much material. Little did I know!”

The resulting sculpture, aptly named “On the Wild Side,” is a massive series of wooden cotton candy puffs. It’s the ultimate Hobbit shack. Little doors and windows peek out here and there, letting in the light. You immediately see the structure to your right as you walk towards the main building on their property. The Hui welcomes picnickers, lookie loos and running children.

The sculpture beckons you to enter. In

seems to be a world of gentle curves. I started by laying out a footprint of five large curved shapes. These shapes were placed in such a way that the viewer could meander from one to another once the upper part of the shape was figured out. In other words, I set some parameters for the work and then as the work took shape, I ad-libbed and developed the upper part as I went. The big challenge was to make something that fit the green space it occupies and somehow to nestle it under the big Norfolk pine that is nearby. I wanted something that felt right in

Kelly McHugh, the director of the Artist in Residence program at the Hui, says the program is designed purposely to get people together, building on their core group of artists and students while hosting. The projects involved also blossom new interest in volunteering and getting hands-on with the artist and the piece.

“We want to build more arts advocates,” she said. “We want to build more bridges and make art relevant to new audiences while strengthening that relevance to existing audiences. Not just seeing it, but experiencing it–and that doesn’t have to mean making it: it can just mean forming a deeper connection than an initial reaction or first impression. As Maui’s only communitybased visual arts education organization, we feel it’s imperative to advance this work within and throughout our community.”

Dougherty came to Maui for an initial walk through the grounds, which is when he determined where his sculpture would stand. Then he started on the sticks. In Hawaii, where much of our woodlands have been introduced, and this flora tends to choke out the endemic species, Dougherty had the opportunity to assist the natural environment by choosing to use an invasive species.

“We were absolutely thrilled to be asked to participate in this project,” said Lissa Fox Strohecker, the education and outreach specialist of the Maui Invasive Species Committee (MISC). “It’s different from our normal work and provided us with an excellent opportunity to help get the word out about the impacts of invasive species, but gathering the volume of material was a rather daunting task. It was possible, thanks to the many volunteers.”

After discussions on a suitable material be-

‘On The Wild Side’ is a sculpture that features the ‘gentle curve’–bananas, fish, seed pods, leaves, the shape of the monkey pod tree nearby,” gan in December 2010, Strohecker says MISC and Dougherty settled on Strawberry Guava.

“It’s definitely in abundance, and as one of the most damaging invasive species in Hawaii, it was a great way to help raise awareness about the impact,” she said. “The amount of material collected was impressive! I remember seeing the piles of ‘sticks’ when we were done collecting the first day and think-

fact, I was tempted to string up a hammock and nap in there, the ultimate tree house. Each of Dougherty’s sculpture is unique, and the shapes that the pieces take on are inspired by their location.

“I have built many different objects from saplings, but ‘On The Wild Side’ is a sculpture that features the ‘gentle curve’–bananas, fish, seed pods, leaves, the shape of the monkey pod tree nearby,” Dougherty said. “Maui

the space and had an appropriate scale.”

To perpetuate the partnership between this project and the public, the Hui began offering a field trip for students to come experience the sculpture.

Art begins with appreciation, and the gracious staff was eager to see their young visitors on the morning we arrived to “Explore and Discover.”

The kids, still boggled by the new surroundings of their day, quietly surrounded McHugh and Hui staffer Julie Matheis. We stood under the norfolk and next to “On the Wild Side” with a gentle drizzle hugging us together. The students perked up when they heard that we were moving into the litho studio for the StickFolk Workshop.

Inside, Matheis took us through the gamut of found objects that we could use to create art: everything from natural things like twigs and seeds to googly eyes and sparkly neon pipe cleaners.

Students were eager to get working on their pet projects. The idea was that later, they would introduce their new object to the outdoors and Dougherty’s “On the Wild Side.”

Part way through the workshop, all the drilling through seeds and nuts and glueing sticks together and tapping glitter came to a halt to give Strohecker the floor. She was there to talk about endemic versus invasive species, and what we can all do to be stewards of this close knit ecological tightrope in the middle of the Pacific.

I asked Mr. Jeffrey Friedman, one of the teachers in the Montessori class that has accompanied me on this excursion, how much of this information four- or five-year-old could retain.

“My experience with this issue at such a young age is that children can indeed grasp the difference between native and invasive when presented succinctly with age-appropriate language and context,” he said. “I knew our children were on the younger side of what the Hui/ MISC’s program was designed to target.

Nevertheless, our MISC presentation was largely well done. They gained an awareness, an impression, of one aspect that defines their environment.”

Hunger motivated us to the next step, where we dined on sack lunches in the Hui’s gorgeous solarium as it rained outside. Then, after lunch, it dried just enough to enjoy an outdoor stroll through the stick maze Dougherty created. But strolling soon turned to glorious kid chaos with an after-lunch spike in energy. With newly made creatures in hand, the kids twirled, ran, hid in corners and launched themselves about the stick sculpture trying to explore every aspect.

“The sculpture is on the wild side of the island and also fits the sense of vibrancy that characterizes the natural world on Maui–the freedom that is embodied by both wind and wave,” said Dougherty. “I liked the final sculpture very much and it seemed very successful and popular with the viewers. It’s easy to lose your children in just a few feet; there are lots of nooks and crannies and doorways to slip through. The sculpture is accessible and can be easily stepped into by even the most casual visitor to the Hui.” But after that first visit with the kids, it became clear to me that Dougherty had created something more than just a mass jumble of sticks.

The construction phase included many local people volunteering their time,” he said. “It seems that in the process of building a sculpture it is also possible to build community.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1621L

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Things only got better. I was very impressed to hear Chef Maro Gjurasic was joining Corporate Chef Scott Leibfried at the Fleetwood team as executive chef. I had followed Gjurasic’s career at the Plantation House restaurant, where Executive Chef Alex Stanislaw always had great things to say about

what he was doing in the kitchen.

Gjurasic is just one of those chefs oozing creativity–the kind you can eat.

Leibfried is no slouch either, having worked on Food Network Challenge and Gordon Ramsey’s Hell’s Kitchen .

I will admit I pre-judged the place a bit. After the place opened a few months

ago, I put my feelers out asking people about their experiences. The fantastic thing is it was all-around wonderful.

We had heard that the sunset on the rooftop was epic and some little ceremony happened that we had to check out. As the sun sets, they hold a brief continued on page 15

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’m a total anglophile. I love all things British; from music to the monarchy, from gin to James Bond, my obsession and admiration is wide. So when I got word that music legend Mick Fleetwood was planning a three-level retail, club/entertainment venue/restaurant, I got giddy. That transformed into excitement when, in 2011, I met Mick (and his partner Jonathan Todd) at the Kona Mai Tai Festival. He was there as a judge, but we talked about his plans for a new Front Street restaurant. To calm my nerves, I knocked back a tequila shot before getting ushered into a secret chamber where his people and the man himself gave me a turn at the media waltz.

Fleetwood is very tall, with gobs of cool to fill his stature, just like you’d expect from a rock star. His palate is impeccable–he loves to eat and has been bottling his own award-winning wine under the label Mick Fleetwood Private Cellar–so why not open a grand restaurant in Lahaina Town, with a rooftop live music venue?

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It’s serious chicken skin stuff, especially when you have one of their 16 incredible signature cocktails in your hand.

All are handcrafted using great spirits and fresh ingredients. I started with the Mick’s Margarita: Cazedoras Blanco, St. Germain, fresh lime juice, all topped with Mick’s Pinot Noir. It’s one of the cleverest cocktail menus I’ve seen, and every cocktail on the list is $14, which keeps it simple.

After the ceremony, the live music gets going. You can also get a limited menu of pupus and sandwiches on the roof.

The theme upstairs is modern Morrocan, with lots of couches to share while you enjoy music, the view (makai or mauka) or imbibing. The night I visited, Mick was scheduled to play, so it was packed.

The main dining room is the mid-level part of the building, and is adorned in dark

wood furniture, red velvet drapes and swathed in a bit of British decor. Half the room is truncated by a wall separating the lounge and bar dining, with cozy low couches, high tops and seats at the grand bar.

Running into lots of friends in the dining room, some had already ordered the brilliant Beef Wellington that is on special every night. It’s a classic English dish–a beef tenderloin smothered with pate, wrapped in puff pastry and baked. It’s an exquisite dish, hard to find on Maui, and is served around rare to medium rare. It comes with fries and charred broccoli, which is Mick’s favorite method of preparation. It was staggeringly good.

Other items are similarly delicious. Leibfried’s artisan thin crust flat breads all have some kind of twist, but the bangers and fingerling combo (potatoes on a pizza?) was so unusual I had to try it. It works, with the tasty roasted fingerlings and chicken sausage going so well on top, and the fontina, Maui onion and parmigiano reggiano just add more richness underneath.

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After we ate, it was time to get starstruck. We sashayed back to the roof to find Mick jamming on the drums while Rick Vito and Mark Johnstone played alongside. The venue has live music regularly–just check our calendar listings for what’s going on.

Fleetwood’s on Front Street has more than enough square footage dedicated to fun. The memorabilia and rock star atmosphere inside is convincing, and the food and cocktail menus are solid.

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THURSDAY, NOV. 8 BRUNDIBAR THE BULLY – Calling all keiki: The Maui Academy of Performing Arts (MAPA) will present Brundibar the Bully, a story of perseverance, resilience and courage based on a Czechoslovakian children’s opera. Recommended for ages five and up, the 40-min show will be filled with puppets and live performance. Don’t miss out on some free educational fun for all. All children must be accompanied by an adult and those who need special arrangements should contact the library prior. Free. 10am. Makawao Public Library, Children’s Section (1159 Makawao Ave); 808-573-8785; librarieshawaii.org.

KAPALA’S ‘LEGACY’ CD RELEASE PARTY – Join KAPALA for the release of their most recent CD Legacy. The six-piece band collaborated to bring a sound that’s both innovative and reflective of each member’s talent and musical journey. Invoking dance and song, the collaboration of Ashley Kimo Artis, Lance Kalanikai Artis, Richard Lanakila Heirakuji, Lopaka Ho‘opi‘i, Adriano Kawika Larioza and Zanuck Kapala Lindsey has been described as “a milestone in modern Hawaiian music.”

Come for an evening of new music, classic sounds and grooving. $22. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org.

FRIDAY, NOV. 9 HUI NO‘EAU 6TH ANNUAL FOOD & WINE CELEBRATION – Celebrating six years of community, art and spirit, the Hui No’eau presents its 6th Annual Food and Wine celebration. The night’s proceeds will benefit the Hui’s Open Studio Program, which “provides students and community artists the opportunity to work independently with access to professional artist studios, equipment, and tools.” Guests will enjoy wine

by Chambers & Chambers Wine Merchants and Wine Country Pack & Ship and food by top restaurant chefs including Capische? and Spago. There will be a live auction and silent auction featuring rare wine, jewelry and fine dining certificates. $150.

8085:30pm-8:30pm. Hotel Wailea (555 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 572-6560; huifoodwine.weebly.com/tickets.html.

‘THE DEAD SEASON’ BOOK SIGNING – Don’t miss out on the opportunity to meet the author of The Dead Season, MauiTime Editor Anthony Pignataro. The sequel to his first novel Small Island, The Dead Season continues to chronicle the life of ex-soldier turned Maui bartender Charley Ridgway, who keeps crossing paths with organized crime, crooked cops and mysterious women. The Dead Season delves into island living in a way never seen. Come on down to get an autographed copy (he will also sign copies of his previous novel as well as any other junk you have around the house you want signed). 5pm-7pm. Wailuku Coffee Company (26 N. Market St., S Wailuku); 808-495-0259.

FRIDAY, NOV. 9 HULA O NA KEIKI COMPETITION – Maui’s keiki-only hula competition returns for its 22nd year and runs Nov. 9-11. Hula O Na Keiki gathers children between five and 17, who compete for an estimated $17,000 in cash and prizes. Participants are judged on Hawaiian language proficiency and their costume authenticity in both auana (m (modern) and kahiko (ancient) categories. The two-day competition is one of many events contributing to Hawaiian culture and preservation. Guests can enjoy crafters, hula workshops, canoe rides and much more during the Hawaiian Festival of Arts & Crafts prior to the competition. Be sure to come and celebrate two of Hawaii’s treasures, hula and keiki! $15 $15-$25, $6 (12 yrs & younger) Friday, 8am-2pm (Hula Show at 3pm), Saturday, 10am-6pm (Hula Show at 1pm). Ka’anapali Beach Hotel (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0129; kbhmaui.com.

LAHAINA TOWN PARTY – Lahaina Town Action Committee invites you for another evening honoring the quaint historic town of Lahaina. Hele Mai for a free concert in Campbell Park, ono food by local merchants and museum tours at the Baldwin Home and Wo Hing Temple. So whether it’s live music, art in the galleries or foodie specials, Lahaina welcomes you to discover what the hype is all about. 6pm-9pm. Front Street (between Lahainaluna Road and Dickenson Street); visitlahaina.com.

SATURDAY, NOV. 10 MAUI ALOHA GOLF CLASSIC – Maui No Ka Oi Golf Association makes its debut on the Wailea Old Blue and Waiehu Golf Course with its First Annual Maui Aloha Golf Classic. Participants will have a choice of donating a portion of their registration fee to one of three organizations: Ao’ao O Na LokoI’a O Maui, which helps revitalize the fish ponds, reef restoration and provides education on Hawaiian aquaculture; Uhane Pohaku NA Moku O Hawaii, which gives keikis hands-on experience to connect with and respect the land; and the Mayor Kokua Fund, which gives aid to Maui County’s citizens and organizations. The St. Anthony High School Band and Maui High School Golf Team will be manning par-3 holes, raising funds for their respective causes. The entry fee includes two rounds of golf and two meals (Friday kick-off party & Sunday awards luncheon). For more information, visit mauinokaoigolf.com.

HURRICANE SANDY RELIEF – Hurricane Sandy killed scores of people, left millions without power and caused substantial damage along the East Coast. Join Three’s Bar and Grill for an evening dedicated to helping provide relief for those who need it the most. Erin Smith of The Throwdowns, Harmonic Resonance and Kings of Spade will play. There will be a silent auction that will include all sorts of goodies from local businesses. And best of all, 30 percent of bar sales, along with donations at the door (there is no cover), will go to the Red Cross Disaster Relief Fund. So please join for an evening of giving this Saturday. Free. 8:30pm. Three’s Bar (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com.

SATURDAY, NOV. 10 MARCIA BRADY HOSTS LIFE IS SWEET – Wailea Beach Marriott and The Shops at Wailea bring you the third annual Life is Sweet event. It’s a fundraiser for Best Buddies Hawaii, and guests get to indulge in delectable desserts all while supporting a great cause. Best Buddies is a non profit organization that creates programs for people with intellectual and developmental disabilities through peer mentoring, integrated employment and leadership development. The evening features samplings of entrees created by renowned nt auction. chefs from Maui’s resorts and restaurants and a silent Cormick)!

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HARF JUKEBOX JAMBOREE – Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation (HARF) is presenting an afternoon of dancing, live entertainment, food and games. Here’s a great chance to meet your new best friend and possibly adopt a loving, sweet, adorable dog. HARF is a no-kill shelter (actually, a series of dog fosters since they currently lack a proper facility) that supports responsible dog ownership. The event’s proceeds will g go towards needed programs and services at HARF. Bring yo your family for fun and get educated on HARF’s needs and sservices. Free. 2pm-6pm. Maui Mall (70 E Ka’ahumanu A Ave., Kahului); hawaiianimalrescue.org.

SUNDAY, NOV. 11

‘THE FIRST GLIDE’ – Starlight Cinema presents the exclusive pre-miere of The First Glide. Benefiting Maui United Way, the event will include heavy pupus, favorite movie snacks, a silent auction and entertainment. The film takes audience members through the history of stand up paddling and visits multiple destinations including Fiji, Tahiti and Hawaii. The film is full of footage of legendary surfers Laird Hamilton and Kai Lenny, among others. General Admission $40. 12yrs younger $20. VIP $75. dway.org.

5:30pm. Next to St. Theresa Church (1390 S. Kihei Rd.); mauiunitedway.org.

SUNDAY, NOV. 11 STARRY NIGHT CINEMA SHOWS ‘ET’ – Maui Arts & Cultural Center’s Starry Night Cinema invites all to relive the adventure of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial.

The timeless story of an ugly little alien and the boy who helps him make the longest distance phone call in history is directed by Steven Spielberg has captivated audiences of all ages. Grab a friend/family member/snuggie and let your imagination soar. Free. 6:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Amphitheater/ Pavillion (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org.

VETERAN’S DAY HONORS 442ND – In honor of Veterans Day, the Story of Hawaii Museum in Ma’alaea presents a discussion of Maui historian and author Deborah Pike’s Maui’s Heroes-442nd, which explores the most decorated infantry regiment in the history of the US Army. Composed almost entirely of Americans of Japanese descent, whose families were subject to internment camps, the 442nd still fought in Italy and France during World War II. They were awarded eight Presidential Unit Citations and (eventually) 21 Medals of Honor. $10 (donation). 3pm-5pm. Story of Hawaii Museum (300 Maalaea Harbor Shops, Maalaea); 808-283-3576, www.storyofhawaiimuseum.com.

TUESDAY, NOV. 13 DINE OUT FOR HOSPICE – For the third year now, Dine Out For Hospice Maui will allow residents and visitors a chance to help Hospice Maui merely by eating. This year, a whopping 28 restaurants will participate across the island. Each restaurant will donate a portion of the day’s meal proceeds to Hospice Maui, which is committed to providing Maui residents care and help regardless of ability to pay. For more information on participating restaurants and Hospice Maui check out HospiceMaui.org.

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James Bond Rises Sam Mendes’ Skyfall is not your typical 007 picture

BY BARRY WURST II

Skyfall ★★★★★

Rated PG-13 / 143 Min.

I

clearly remember the day that I discovered James Bond. My dad was watching Octopussy on HBO and I came into the living room and asked him, “what’s that?” After watching for an hour, I was particularly impressed how British Secret Service (BSS) Agent Bond used a robot alligator for one of his escapes. Later that night, my Dad popped in the videocassette of Goldfinger and I was hooked for life.

The first Bond film I ever saw in the theater was The Living Daylights, which starred the unloved Timothy Dalton. I still find it odd that few film fans appreciated Dalton, whose take on Bond was not only extremely faithful to what series creator Ian Fleming wrote, but demonstrated a no-nonsense coldness, even a nastiness, that is the trademark of the current actor playing the part, Daniel Craig.

In his third outing as agent 007, Craig

returns in this belated adventure; at one point, Craig as Bond declares that one of his occupations is resurrecting himself, a comment he’s making to the audience as much as the bad guy. Since fans have been waiting a good four years for this, here’s the barest of plot descriptions: Bond and BSS head M (played with effortless forcefulness by Judi Dench) are on unsteady ground with their country, due to the vengeful online hackings and terrorist bombings by a villain named Silva, played

by Javier Bardem (who doesn’t enter the film until its nearly over). Bond’s globetrotting mission of vengeance is off the record, even for the BSS, and the stakes have arguably never been this high for the character, who is now older, wounded from battle and not the spry super spy he once was.

There has never been a Bond film like this one, as the filmmakers have, for better or worse, gone out of their way to give longtime fans something truly different for the series’ 50th anniversary. In its scope and approach, it feels more like a Christopher Nolan Batman movie than any previous Bond film, as terrorism on the home front (a theme underlined by a speech Dench

gives directly to the camera), the nature of the villain (more like The Joker than Auric Goldfinger) and an emphasis on Bond’s Nice gun! origins make this an atypically personal spy vehicle, more Bruce Wayne than James Bond.

This has truly been directed by an Oscar-winning filmmaker, as American Beauty and Road to Perdition helmer Sam Mendes gives Skyfall a stylish look, with some scenes staged like a glossy art movie. Craig’s handsome profile is often framed in the foreground of gorgeous locations and many sequences are stunningly lit and provide a film noir feel.

Craig’s icy demeanor makes him at odds with the breezy one-liners he sometimes tosses out but his nearly smirk-free approach to the part is still commanding.

Bardem’s performance is a problem–the character makes a great entrance but Bardem’s portrayal and possibly the role itself is too eccentric for the film. Silva is too strange to be scary and comes across more

like a crazed stalker than a worthy Bond villain. You never believe what the screenplay suggests- that Silva is Bond’s equal.

Except for the appealing Naomi Harris, whose closing scene is especially satisfying, the “Bond girls” barely register and, action wise, the movie never tops the spectacle in its pre-title sequence.

Mention should go to Adele’s title song, presented by a typically amazing collage of psychedelic imagery, and the wrapup scenes will make longtime 007 fans extremely happy. There are strong components throughout but this isn’t one of the best Bond films. Casino Royale is still the only Bond film of the Daniel Craig era that left me shaken and stirred. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1621f

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KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: Every day until 4pm)

Argo-R-THU 11:50, 2:25, 5:00, 7:35.

Chasing Mavericks-PG-THU 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00.

Hotel Transylvania-PG-THU 11:00, 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20.

Skyfall-R-FRI-SUN 11:30, 12:30, 2:45, 3:45, 6:00, 7:00, 9:15, 10:15. MON-WED 11:30, 12:30, 2:45, 3:45, 6:00, 7:00.

The Man With The Iron Fists-R-THU 10:50, 1:00, 3:05, 5:15, 7:30. FRI-SUN 10:50, 1:00, 3:10, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. MONWED 10:50, 1:00, 3:10, 5:15, 7:30.

Wreck-It Ralph-PG-THU 12:45, 2:10, 3:10, 4:35, 5:35, 7:00, 8:00. FRI-SUN 11:40, 12:45, 2:10, 3:10, 4:40, 5:35, 7:10, 8:00, 9:40, 10:25. MON-WED 11:40, 12:45, 2:10, 3:10, 4:40, 5:35, 7:10, 8:00.

Wreck-It Ralph 2D-PG-FRI-WED 11:45, 2:10, 4:35, 7:00.

Wreck-It Ralph 3D-PG-THU 11:45. FRISUN 10:25.

KUKUI MALL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: Every day until 4pm)

Argo-R-THU 1:15, 4:05, 6:45, 9:25. FRISUN 11:30, 2:15, 5:00, 7:45, 10:20. MON 11:30, 2:15, 5:00, 8:15. TUE-WED 1:15, 4:05, 6:45, 9:25.

Chasing Mavericks-PG-THU 1:00, 3:45, 6:15, 8:45. FRI-SUN 11:20, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:45. MON 11:20, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:25.

TUE-WED 1:00, 3:45, 6:15, 8:45.

Cloud Atlas-R-THU 1:05, 4:30, 8:00. FRISUN 11:00, 2:30, 6:05, 9:30. MON 11:00,

NEW THIS WEEK A SECRET AFFAIR - NR - Drama/Romance

- This is a Filipino film about a rich bachelorette Rafi (Anne Curtis) who everyone likes until one day she does something that changes everything. 110 min.

SKYFALL - PG 13 - Action/Adventure - Dan-

iel Craig is back as James Bond and Javier Bardem is the bad guy. Need we say more?

See this week’s film critique. 143 min.

NOW PLAYING ARGO - R - Thriller - A CIA guy concocts a risky plan to save six Americans during the 1979 Iranian Revolution. Ben Affleck stars and directs. 120 min.

CLOUD ATLAS - R - Sci-Fi/ Drama - This

movie, which was directed by The Matrix brothers, stars all of Hollywood and shows everything that happens centuries later after some guy does something nice. 172 min.

FLIGHT - R - Drama - Denzel Washington

plays an airline pilot who saves his plane, but all is not well with the follow-up investigation. 138 min.

FUN SIZE - PG-13 - Comedy - Babysitter

2:30, 6:05, 9:20. TUE-WED 2:30, 6:05, 9:20.

Wreck-It Ralph-PG-THU 1:30, 3:50, 6:00, 8:20. FRI-SUN 11:10, 1:30, 3:50, 6:00, 8:20, 10:30. MON 11:10, 1:30, 3:50, 6:00, 8:20.

TUE-WED 1:00, 3:50, 6:00, 8:20.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

A Secret Affair-N R-FR I (11:40, 2:10, 4:35), 7:10, 9:40. SAT-SU N (11:40, 2:10), 4:35, 7:10, 9:40. MON-WE D (2:10, 4:35), 7:10, 9:40.

Argo-R-FRI (1:35, 4:10), 6:50, 9:25. SATSUN (1:35), 4:10, 6:50, 9:25. MON-WED (1:35, 4:10), 6:50, 9:25.

Cloud Atlas-R-THU (1:30, 4:15, 5:15), 8:00, 9:00. FRI (12:30, 1:30, 4:15, 5:15), 8:00, 9:00. SAT-SUN (12:30, 1:30), 4:15, 5:15, 8:00, 9:00. MON-WED (1:30, 4:15, 5:15), 8:00, 9:00.

Flight-R-THU (1:45, 3:25, 5:00), 6:30, 8:15, 9:35. FRI (12:20, 1:45, 3:25, 5:00), 6:30, 8:15, 9:35. SAT-SUN (12:20, 1:45, 3:25), 5:00, 6:30, 8:15, 9:35. MON-WED (1:45, 3:25, 5:00), 6:30, 8:15, 9:35.

Frankenweenie-PG-THU (1:50, 4:00).

Fun Size-PG13-THU (2:35, 4:50), 7:05, 9:20. FRI (12:10, 2:35, 4:50), 7:05. SATSUN (12:10, 2:35), 4:50, 7:05. MON-WED (2:35, 4:50), 7:05.

Here Comes The Boom-Unrated-THU (2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30. FRI (11:30, 2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (11:30, 2:00), 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30.

Paranormal Activity 4-R-THU (3:00, 5:05), 7:25, 9:45. FRI (12:45, 3:00, 5:05), 7:25,

loses kid on Halloween night, babysitter goes in search of kid. 90 min.

HERE COMES THE BOOM - NYR - Ac-

tion/Comedy - A high school biology teachers raises money for his school’s extracurricular activities by becoming an MMA fighter. 105 min.

THE MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS - R - Ac-

tion - A bunch of rogues and warriors (including Russell Crowe!) looking for treasure descend on a poor village in feudal China that only has a humble blacksmith for protection. 96 min.

9:45. SAT-SUN (12:45, 3:00), 5:05, 7:25, 9:45. MON-WED (3:00, 5:05), 7:25, 9:45.

Pitch Perfect-PG13-THU (2:05, 4:40), 7:15, 9:55. FRI (11:35, 2:05, 4:40), 7:15, 9:55.

SAT-SUN (11:35, 2:05), 4:40, 7:15, 9:55.

MON-WED (2:05, 4:40), 7:15, 9:55.

Seven Psychopaths-R-THU 7:10, 9:40. FRI 9:20. SAT-SUN 9:20. MON-WED 9:20.

Silent Hill-R-THU-WED (2:50).

Silent Hill 3D-R-THU (5:10), 7:30, 9:50.

FRI (12:25, 5:10), 7:30, 9:50. SAT-SUN (12:25), 5:10, 7:30, 9:50. MON-WED (5:10), 7:30, 9:50.

Taken 2-PG13-THU (2:20, 4:45), 6:55, 9:15. FRI (12:00, 2:20, 4:45), 6:55, 9:15.

SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:20), 4:45, 6:55, 9:15.

MON-WED (2:20, 4:45), 6:55, 9:15.

The Perks of Being A WallflowerPG13-THU (1:40, 4:20), 6:50, 9:10.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

Argo-R-THU (1:30, 4:00), 6:45, 9:30. FRI (1:30, 4:00), 6:45, 9:30. SAT-MON (1:30), 4:00, 6:45, 9:30. TUE-WED (1:30, 4:00), 6:45, 9:30.

Chasing Mavericks-PG-THU (1:30, 4:15), 7:00, 9:45.

Skyfall-R-FRI (12:15, 3:30), 7:00, 10:10.

SAT-MON (12:15), 3:30, 7:00, 10:10. MONWED (12:15, 3:30), 7:00, 10:10.

Wreck-It Ralph-PG-FRI (1:20, 4:00), 6:30, 9:15. SAT-MON (1:20), 4:00, 6:30, 9:15. TUE-WED (1:20, 4:00), 6:30, 9:15.

Wreck-It Ralph 2D-PG-THU (1:20, 4:00), 6:30, 9:15.

been having. 94 min.

TAKEN 2 - PG13 - Action/Crime - Last time ex-CIA guy Mills (Liam Neeson) killed his daughter’s kidnapper. Now that kidnapper’s father has kidnapped Mills and his wife. Sigh. 91 min.

PITCH PERFECT - PG13 - Music/Comedy - Beca joins her college’s all-girl singing group and then funny stuff happens, I guess. 112 min.

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WRECK-IT RALPH - PG - Animation - A video game villain wants to be a hero, but creates much havoc in the process. 108 min.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4 - R- Horror More creepy video footage of creepy people in a creepy suburb where creepy, murderous stuff happens. Hey, whatever sells, right? 88 min.

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HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA - PG - Animation

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Calendar

Da Kine Calendar

BY JENNA SCHAMBER

BIG SHOWS KAPALA - LEGACY CD RELEASE CONCERT Thu, Nov 8. See This Week’s Picks. $22. 7:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org HULA O NA KEIKI COMPETITION - Fri, Nov 9 through Sat, Nov 10. $15-$25, $6 (12 yrs & younger) Friday, 8am-2pm (Hula Show at 3pm), Saturday, 10am-6pm (Hula Show at 1pm).

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel, (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-262-8450; kbhmaui.com MAKANA SUPPER CLUB - Fri, Nov 9. A 4-course dinner and live performance from Makana. $60 dinner & show, $30 show only. 6-9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com GLAMITY “CENSORED & BLEEPED” DRAG SHOW - Fri, Nov 9. A dragalicious evening of live song, dance and burlesque by the gorgeous queens of Glamity Maui. 9:30pm Three’s Bar & Grill, (1945-G S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; facebook.com/glamity.maui FREERADICALS PROJEKT - Fri, Nov 9. Get your booty shakin’ fix with soul/funk/hip-hop fusion band, Freeradicals Projekt. This is the last time FRP will perform with their current line-up, so get your presale tickets now for $15. 10pm Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com MAUI ROLLER GIRLS PRESENT: ZODIAC KILLERS - SCORPIOS VS THE WORLD - Sat, Nov 10. A birthday battle with a half-time show you don’t want to miss. As always, this a family-friendly, drug-free event. Beats by DJ Salvo and DJ Tee and grinds from Pulehu Pizza and Maui Coast and Coffee Company. $10 donation at the door. $5 with student/military ID. Kids 12 and under are free.

6pm (Corner of Alamaha and Papa), (400 Hana Hwy., Suite K, Kahului); facebook.com/mauirollergirls; mauirollergirls.com; Twitter @MauiRG PAULA FUGA, SAM ITES, AND MIKE LOVE SUPPER CLUB - Sat, Nov 10. A 4-course dinner with live music. $60 dinner & show, $30 show only. 6-9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com HURRICANE SANDY RELIEF - Sat, Nov 10.

Live music from Visibly Shaken and beats by DJ Mike C. See This Week’s Picks for more info.

8:30pm Three’s Bar (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808879-3133; threesbarandgrill.com RHYTHMSTAR - Sat, Nov 10. A Generation Bass Records Sub Surfing Tour featuring Rhythmstar, Gabriel E.L.F. and Sweet Beets. $10 cover.

10pm Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808572-0220; casanovamaui.com SLACK KEY SHOW – MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN MUSIC WITH KEOKI KAHUMOKU - Wed, Nov 14. George Kahumoku Jr. hosts this Grammy Award-winning concert series featuring Keoki Kahumoku, world class traditional Hawaiian music.

Co-hosted by Da Ukulele Boyz, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. Doors open at 6:45pm. $37.99-78.35; Dinner/show package available with Sea House Restaurant (adjacent to the concert hall; 5:30pm seating). 7:30-9:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd.); 808-669-3858; slackkey.com / napilikai.com

FRIDAY TOWN PARTIES LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY “PRESERVING HISTORY, PRESERVING TRADITION” - See This Week’s Picks. (Front Street); visitlahaina.com / facebook.com/mauifridays

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ART NIGHT - Peter Lik Gallery: DJ Scotty D playing, special promotions on art, serving wine and light pupu, Maui Hands: Refreshments from 4:30-7:30pm, Lahaina Galleries: Serving wine from 5-10pm, Village Gallery: Refreshments will be served, Images Fine Art Gallery: Complimentary wine and live music, Longhi’s Artisan Fair – showcasing Made on Maui artwork, jewelry, photography, clothing and more, 5-10pm, The Passman Gallery – Pupu, drinks and live music from 6-9pm, Sargents Fine Art – Enjoy the music of Curt Lee every Friday Art Night at the gallery, and Martin Lawrence Gallery: DJ Ron 7-10pm.

LIVE MUSIC - Hula Rock: Live Hawaiian music 5-9pm, The Shops at 505 Front Street: Music

by Gary Larson, Jazz in The Courtyard, Pioneer Inn: Wilmont Kahaiali‘i, 6-9pm, Kimo’s: Willie K, 9-11pm, free admission coupons available at the Lahaina Visitor Center to the first 30 people, Moose McGillycuddy’s Lahaina: Visibly Shaken, 9:30-11:30pm, Longhi’s: Live jazz overlooking the water, 7-10pm, Hard Rock Cafe: Live music with Evan Shulman from 6-9pm, The Wharf Cinema Center: Live music on center stage, 5-7pm, Captain Jack’s Island Grill: Bob Jones and the Drive, 8-10:30pm, and Cool Cat Café: Live music overlooking the Banyan Tree - Johnny Ringo, 7:30-10pm.

VETERANS DAY EVENTS

“MAUI’S FALLEN HEROES” - Thu, Nov 8 in Wailuku and Tue, Nov 13 in Kihei. Maui resident Janna Hoehn, a volunteer for the Vietnam Memorial Wall in Washington, D.C., will conduct a presentation and discuss the Maui Fallen Heroes project, in which she researched for seven months and found a photo of every Maui soldier (total of 42) who was killed in the Vietnam War. The photos will be part of the virtual wall at the new Education Center adjacent to the Vietnam Memorial Wall. Free. 6:30pm Wailuku Public Library, (251 S. High St.); 808-243-5766; and Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St.); 808-875-6833; librarieshawaii.org VFW VETERANS LUAU - Sat, Nov 10. $20.

5-8pm VFW Hall, (1136 Uluniu Rd., Kihei); 808442-2450; mauilaub@aol.com VETERANS PICNIC - Sun, Nov 11. A free picnic for vets and supporters. Free (please bring canned food for homeless vets). 10am-5pm. Kalama Park (In the pavillion behind the ball field), (S. Kihei Rd.); 808-442-2450; mauilaub@aol.com; hivets.com VETERAN’S MEMORIAL SERVICE - Sun, Nov 11. Sponsored by the Korean War Veterans of Maui. Free. 9-11am. Makawao Veterans Cemetery, (Baldwin Blvd.); 808-442-2450; mauilaub@ aol.com; hivets.com VETERAN’S DAY HONORS 442ND - Sun, Nov 11. See This Week’s Picks. $10 (donation).

3pm-5pm Story of Hawaii Museum (300 Maalaea Harbor Shops); 808-283-3576, storyofhawaiimuseum.com.

ST. ANTHONY JR-SR HIGH SCHOOL ANNUAL VETERANS DAY ASSEMBLY - Wed, Nov 14. This annual event features guest speaker Mr. George Kaho’ohanohano, a 1968 graduate of St. Anthony and nephew to P.F.C. Anthony T. Kaho’ohanohano, Medal of Honor recipient. The St. Anthony Band will be performing with a reception following in the school’s alumni center. Free.

If you are a veteran, please RSVP by email. 8am St. Anthony’s Church Center, (1627 Mill St., Wailuku); jpruett@sasmaui.org

STAGE

DRIVING MISS DAISY - Thu, Nov 8 through Sun, Nov 18. ProArts continues their 2012 season with an encore presentation of the Pulitzer Prize winning drama, Driving Miss Daisy.

This timeless American play tells a story of the decades-long relationship between a stubborn Southern matriarch and her compassionate chauffeur as they spar their way from stubborn animosity to a mutual understanding and tender respect. Showtimes: Thu (Kama’aina Nights) - 11/8 & 11/15, Fri & Sat - 7:30pm, and Sun 3pm. $20, $15 *Kama’aina Night (HI residents w/ ID). ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; proartspacific.com MACBETH - Fri, Nov 9 through Sun, Nov 11.

MAPA presents Macbeth, Shakespeare’s “dark tragedy of ambition, passion and, with the murder of a king, the fight for the soul of a nation.” Showings - Fri and Sat: 7:30pm and Sun: 2:00pm. $18 for adults; $15 for seniors and students; special group rates for school groups available. Steppingstone Playhouse, (Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave.); 808-244-8760; mauiacademy.org

FOODIE

6TH ANNUAL WAILEA FOOD & WINE CELEBRATION - Fri, Nov 9. See This Week’s Picks. $150/person ($100 tax deductible).

5:30-8:30pm Hotel Wailea, (555 Kaukahi St.); 808-572-6560; hotelwailea.com MARCIA BRADY HOSTS LIFE IS SWEET Sat, Nov 10. See This Week’s Picks. $50. 2-5pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-242-6962; bestbuddieshawaii.org SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Nov 10.

Every 2nd and 4th Saturday, get schooled in sushi at Japengo! Learn to create your own sushi in this hands-on class, led by their master sushi chef. Tastings of sushi rolls and non-alcoholic beverages included. Maximum 20 people per class. Reservations required. $35 per person. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-4727; maui.hyatt.com DINE OUT FOR HOSPICE MAUI - Tue, Nov 13.

See This Week’s Picks. 9am-2pm; hospicemaui.org

TICKETS ON SALE MAN/WOMAN & NATURE SERIES: FOOD SECURITY - Thu, Nov 15. In this conversation about food security, Karen Washington, a front-line NYC community gardener and activist, John Lind, a Kipahulu taro farmer, and Manulani Aluli Meyer, co-founder of Hoea Ea Food Sovereignty Youth Conferences, will discuss these issues. $10. 6pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; alakukui.org ON ENSEMBLE - Thu, Nov 15. On Ensemble infuses “the powerful rhythms of ensemble Japanese drumming with elements of hip-hop, rock and electronica” and is supported by one of Japan’s most important traditional-culture bearers, Miyamoto Unosuke Shoten, instrument maker to the emperor. $12, $28, $35. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org POINT PANIC MUSIC FESTIVAL 2012 - Fri, Nov 16. The 2012 Point Panic Music Festival brings an exciting new lineup of musical art-

ists with Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, Groundation, Paula Fuga & Mike Love. Gates open at 5pm. $35/in advance, $40/on event day & $55/ in advance VIP, $60/on event day VIP. 6pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469; mauiarts.org KEOLA BEAMER - MALAMA KO ALOHA - Sat, Nov 17. A once-in-a-lifetime concert by Keola Beamer, one of the composer-performers on the Oscar-nominated film, The Descendants.

He takes the stage with R. Carlos Nakai, a Native American flutist and nine-time Grammy Award nominee, and jazz pianist virtuoso, Geoffrey Keezer, who has two Grammy Award nominations and has performed across the globe. $12, $28, $37, $85 VIP. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org KATHY COLLINS: SHARING MANA’O AND MORE - Fri, Nov 23. Radio and TV personality Kathy Collins shares her mana‘o on life, death and all the fun stuff in between. Be prepared for a surprise or two! For mature audiences. $25. 7:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org OZOMATLI - Fri, Nov 30. Ozomatli, the Los Angeles based latin/funk/hip-hop (and everything in between) band, returns to Maui for a one-nightonly concert. $30 in advance, $35 on show day, $55 VIP experience on Morgado Lanai (plus applicable fees). 7:30pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org SOLO SESSIONS: KEALI’I REICHEL - Fri, Nov 30. See an up close and personal side of Keali‘i Reichel, Hawaii’s award-winning kumu hula, chanter and world-renowned recording artist, in an intimate setting as he shares his chants, songs and stories. $35/standard, $65/VIP. 7:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org MAUI POPS ORCHESTRA HOLIDAY POPS 2012 - Sun, Dec 2. Maui Pops Orchestra and guest performers will share holiday favorites in a festive atmosphere during this annual concert. $10, $25, $35, $45 (Patrons who purchase tickets to all three of the Maui Pops concerts will receive a 10% discount off $25, $35 and $45 ticket prices). 3pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, NOV 8 CHAMBER OF COMMERCE’S ANNUAL LABOR SEMINAR - Learn about the current labor laws at this annual seminar sponsored by Torkildson Katz Moore Heterington Harris, Attorney at Law. The seminar includes a continental breakfast, lunch and the Chamber Desk Manual, which is your up-to-date labor law reference manual. $285 for Chamber & SHRM member, $385 for non-members. Location TBD, mauichamber.com BRUNDIBAR THE BULLY - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 10am Makawao Public Library, Children’s Section, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-5738785; librarieshawaii.org ROSELANI PLACE 10TH CELEBRATION Roselani Place celebrates its 10th anniversary with a garden party and community open house.

There will be live entertainment, a proclamation by Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa, refreshments, door prizes and tours of model apartments. Free.

2-6pm Roselani Place, (88 S. Papa Ave., Kahului); 808-871-7720; roselaniplace.com

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ALE HOUSE

Envy Nightclub 9pm; $10 cover

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

BLUE LAGOON Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

Ultra w/ DJ CIA 10pm; no cover

MON - DJ Skinny Guy / TUE - Toxic Tuesdays w/ DJ TRVR / WED - DJ CIA (all sets 10pm; no cover)

Get Your Sexy On w/ DJ La Rage 10pm; no cover

Kenny & the P.E.S.T.S. 10pm-close; no cover

Ladies Night 10pm-close; no cover

Ladies Nite w/ DJ 10pm; no cover

Bob Jones & The Drive 7-9:30pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

Freeradicals Projekt 10pm; $15 presale

Rhythmstar w/ Gabriel E.L.F. & Sweet Beets 10pm; $10 cover

Tom Conway & Friends 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze; 10pm; $10

I Want Candy 9pm; no cover

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WED - SuperLove Wednesdays w/ DJ Blast, 10pm; ladies free, men $5 before 11pm, $10

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Rampage 10pm; no cover

Brendan’s Dirty 30 B-Day Bash w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

Ladies Night, 7-10pm DJ Benjamin Jay, 10pm

Gina Martinelli 6pm; no cover

MON - Gomega, 10pm / TUE - Pool League, 10pm / WED - Jukebox Party, 10pm

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Ray Gooliak 6-9pm; no cover

Jordan T. 6-9pm; no cover

Bob Jones & Nils Rosenblad, 6-9pm

Dr. Nat & Johnny Z 6-9pm; no cover

MON - Tom Conway / TUE - Benny Uyetake WED - Scotty Rotten (all sets 6-9pm)

Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Pa’a Mana 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pm / WED - Halloween Scaryoke, 9pm; no cover

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)

DigiLuxe w/ DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

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DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; no cover

WED - Ladies Night - Fast Forward w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after 11pm

MON - Ryan Robinson / TUES - Dance Party WED - Dance Party (10pm; no cover)

Evan Shulman 6-9pm; no cover

“COLOR. LIGHT. SPACE.” VIDEO-LECTURE SESSION - A lecture and conversation lead by Dick Nelson on Color in relation to the CLS show, a launch exhibit project “designed to promote visual literacy in a duet combining an educational program.”. 5-7pm Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-5725979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com; artinfo@ viewpointsgallerymaui.com

SATURDAY, NOV 10

661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

HOLIDAY CRAFT FAIR - Crafters and artists will have their wares on sale for that special one-of-a-kind Christmas gift. Items for sale include handmade jewelry, custom cards & gifts and assorted baked goods. Free admission.

8am-3pm 28C Maha Rd. (3rd Cement Driveway behind Miyake concrete, Makawao)

MAUI WATER SUPPLY PRESENTATION Pam Pogue, Planning Program Manager for the COM’s Dept of Water Supply, will describe the process of completing the Maui Island Water Use and Development Plan, explaining what the plan is, how the process will work, and how communities can be involved. Free. 6-7:30pm UH Maui College, Pilana Multipurpose Room, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-7570; maui-tomorrow.org; director@maui-tomorrow.org

4TH ANNUAL HANA LIMU FESTIVAL - Gain a deeper understanding of native limu at this fun, cultural and educational event. Free. 10am3:30pm Kapueokahi (Hana Bay), (Uakea Rd.); 808-269-2514

LADIES NIGHT AT DIAMONDS - Attn: Ladies!

Indulge yourselves at this annual ladies-only event that features special guests from Cos Bar, Love Shack, Bella Bloom, Mahina, and Ono Gelato. This event includes a local jewelry showcase, tarot card readings, $5 martini & cosmo specials and a photo booth to document all the fun you’ll be having. Dance party starts 10pm, with beats by DJ Benjamin Jay. No Cover. 7-10pm Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd. #314); 808-874-9299

45-TON WHALE TALK - Today and Tue, Nov 13. Listen to a free talk about humpback whales, then explore the sanctuary’s visitor center. Closed on federal holidays. Free.

11am-12pm Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary, (726 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-2818; hawaiihumpbackwhale.noaa.gov/news/events.html TEA PARTY MAUI - TEA Party Maui’s core principles are constitutionally limited government, fiscal responsibility and the free market system. Come meet your fellow Maui patriots, discuss current events, and listen to knowledgeable and motivational speakers. Free.

6:30pm Kalama Heights Garden Room, (101 Kanani Rd., Kihei); teapartymaui.com

FRIDAY, NOV 9 MAUI ALOHA GOLF CLASSIC - See This Week’s Picks. The entry fee includes two rounds of golf and two meals (Friday kick-off party & Sunday awards luncheon). For more information, visit mauinokaoigolf.com.

THE DEAD SEASON BOOK SIGNING - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 5-7pm Wailuku Coffee Company, (28 N. Market St.); 808-495-0259

MON - Dave Caroll / TUE - Jordan Cuddy / WED - Justin Phillips (all sets 7pm; no cover)

HARF JUKEBOX JAMBOREE - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 2pm-6pm. Maui Mall (70 E Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului); hawaiianimalrescue.org “SOME LIKE IT RAW” ART SHOW - Wailuku artist Rachel Gonzalez (from Body Alive Yoga and Exotic Eye Tattoo) will showcase her artwork from her “Some Like It Raw” collection. Music by Johnny Perez. Free. 5-9pm Wailuku Coffee Company, (28 N. Market St., Wailuku) STARLIGHT CINEMA - See This Week’s Picks.

VIP $75, GA $40, Children 12 & Under $20, 5 & Under Free. 5:30pm Next to St. Theresa’s Church, (1390 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-244-8787; mauiunitedway.org PET ADOPTIONS WITH HARF - Join the Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation for a very special opportunity to rescue your next best friend! Every Saturday, HARF will bring animals in need of a good home. For more info, see websites or call.

10am-4pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-446-4126 and 10am-4pm Petco, (270 Dairy Road, #144, Kahului); 808876-0022; hawaiiananimalrescue.org MAUI ALOHA GOLF CLASSIC - Fri, Nov 9 through Sun, Nov 11. See This Week’s Picks. $165/player. Waiehu Municipal Golf Course, (200 A Halewaiu Rd., Wailuku); mauinokaoigolf.com YO-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Free. 3pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-

HURRICANE SANDY RELIEF - See This Week’s Picks. 8:30pm. Three’s Bar (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; threesbarandgrill.com

SUNDAY, NOV 11 STARRY NIGHT CINEMA: E.T. - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 6:30pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage. Free. 7pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

MONDAY, NOV 12 HULA PERFORMANCE - Original hip-ster stylie performance. Free. 10:30am Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, NOV 13 “BUSINESS SUCCESSION PLANNING” - A workshop and discussion on Business Succession Planning by Gretchen G. Voxland, CLU, ChFC, owner of Horizon Financial, LLC. Free. 12-1pm Maui County Business Resource Center, (Maui Mall, 70 E Kaahumanu Ave. #B-9, Kahului); 808-873-8247 HUMPBACK WHALE SANCTUARY FALL LECTURE - Dr. Randy Kosaki, Deputy Director for Research at Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument, will present “The

Twilight Zone: Deep Corals Reefs of Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument.”

Free. 6pm Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary Education Center, (726 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-2818; hawaiihumpbackwhale.noaa.gov ‘UKULELE LESSONS - Learn some strumming techniques and impress your friends.

Free. 5:30pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

WEDNESDAY, NOV 14 “SALES SKILLS 101 - COMMUNICATING YOUR WAY TO A BETTER FUTURE” - This workshop will focus on the single most important aspect of selling and communicating.

Free. 12-1pm Maui County Business Resource Center, (Maui Mall, 70 E Kaahumanu Ave. #B9, Kahului); 808-873-8247 PORTFOLIO DAY AT THE HUI - An opportunity for H.S. students to receive thorough, one-onone critiques of their work as well as professional guidance for a future career. Free. A first-come, first-served event. 3-7pm Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808572-6560; facebook.com/hui.noeau GLOBAL TECHNOLOGY HIGH SCHOOL OPEN HOUSE - Learn about the new High School, and tour their newly renovated campus. Refreshments will be served. Free. 6-8pm Global Technology High School, (Main Street Promenade, 2050 Main St., Unit #1C, Wailuku); 808-280-4906; globaltechmaui.org; jody@globaltechmaui.org WHAT IF THE PROBLEM’S NOT THE PROBLEM? BOOK PRESENTATION - Local Maui author Jasmyne Boswell will conduct an interactive presentation about her latest book that reveals what you need to do to feel at peace in your daily life. This one-hour program will include a Q&A session and is suitable for ages 12 and older. Free. 6:30pm Makawao Public Library, Adult Reading Section, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; librarieshawaii.org

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10PM FREE FOR LADIES MEN $5 B4 11PM - $10 AFTER

THURSDAY DECEMBER 06, 2012 // 7:30PM

MAUI ARTS & CULTURAL CENTER - CASTLE THEATER MACC BOX OFFICE OR 242-SHOW [7469] OR MAUIARTS.ORG TICKET PRICES: $15 / $20 / $30 [PLUS APPLICABLE FEES]

HAPPY HAP H AP A PPY Y HOU H HO HOUR OUR O OU UR 3 3-6 3-6PM/LIVE -6PM -6 PM/LIVE LIV IIVE M MUSI MUSIC USI U US SIC EVE S E EVERY VE V E WEEKEND

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WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY

CASANOVA’S FAMOUS LADIES NIGHT FAST FORWARD WITH DJ KURT & DJ TRVR MUSIC STARTS @ 10PM + $5 BEFORE 11PM - $10 AFTER

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 9TH

“BEST LATE NIGHT IN MAUI” “BEST SINGLES SCENE IN MAUI”

MUSIC STARTS AT 10PM $15 PRESALE

FREERADIKALS PROJECT SOUL FUNK AND HIP HOP

A NIGHT FOR GIVING:

FUNDRAISER FOR HURRICANE SANDY SILENT AUCTION LIVE MUSIC BY:

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SATURDAY NOVEMBER 10TH

TASTY PIE PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS

RHYTHMSTAR GENERATION BASS RECORDS SUB SURFING TOUR

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1945 S Kihei Road, Suite G 24 NOVEMBER 8, 2012

SHOW STARTS AT 10PM $10 COVER

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A PERCENTAGE OF ALL PROCEEDS WILL BE DONATED TO HOSPICE MAUI

MAKE IT A MEMORABLE EVENING + DINE & DANCE AT CASANOVA FOR DINNER RESERVATIONS CALL 808.572.0220 LOG ON AT WWW.CASANOVAMAUI.COM

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JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

Karaoke

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Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

JAY’S PLACE

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

MON - Farzad & Mike Madden / TUE Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pm-close; no cover)

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

Live Music 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S

WED - Karaoke

WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover

Kawika 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

John Grover 7pm; no cover

MON - That’s What I’m Talking About TUE - Da Ha-y-ans / WED - Herb Anderson (all sets 7pm; no cover)

1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Live Music 9-11pm

1810 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6:30pm, no cover

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (all sets no cover)

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

Free Karaoke

Free Pool

Free Pool

MON - Free Pool / TUE - Free Karaoke/Pool WED - Free Pool

Free Pool

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR

MON - Open Mic Night, 6-10pm; no cover

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

FREQuency Fridays 10pm; $5 cover

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA

TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm; no cover

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Karaoke Night 10:30pm; no cover

MERRIMAN’S

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

MON - The Benoits / TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae (all sets 6-9pm)

Murray Thorne, 6:30-8:30pm Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish da Dish 9:30pm-12am; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Elaine Ryan 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers w/ Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - Hawaiian Steel Guitar w/ Joel Katz, 7-9pm / TUE - Brenton Keith, 7pm WED - TBA 5:30-6:30pm

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring a performance in the lower courtyard by The Hula Honeys, art gallery receptions, artist appearances and a slew of shopto-shop specials. Free. 6:30-8pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea. com / @ShopsAtWailea on Twitter OCCUPY MAUI MEETING - The group’s focus is on foreclosure laws and environmental problems. They want to hear about your issues. Simply attend one of their weekly Wed. meetings to get involved. Free. 5-7pm At Freedom Lawn or Pavilion at UH Maui College, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); occupymaui.com

ART MEET THE ARTISTS - Daily. The Four Seasons’ resident artist will be on hand to discuss his or her work. Free. 8am-1:30pm Four Seasons Resort, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000; fourseasons.com/maui SOARING VOICES: RECENT CERAMICS BY WOMEN FROM JAPAN - Daily (except Mon & Tue). This remarkable collection of ceramics soars to Maui in the final stop of the exhibit’s North American tour. This is the last chance to view this stunning 86-piece collection by 25 contemporary artists before it returns to Japan. Free. 11am-5pm Schaefer International Gallery, (MACC, 1 Cameron Wy., Kahului); 808-242-2787; mauiarts.org “COLOR-LIGHT-SPACE” EXHIBIT PROJECT - Daily. A launch project by Viewpoints Gallery designed “to promote literacy in a duet combining an educational program with an exhibition.” Eleven Maui artists were selected to participate in a series of documented seminars focusing on each of the exhibition’s three areas, color, light and space, to encourage new challenges and insights. The exhi-

All Access DJs Big Mike & Money Mike, 10pm; $10

bition which runs through December 5th includes various media such as watercolors, oils, quilts, works on wood, pastels, kiln-formed glass and handmade books. Free. 6pm Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com; artinfo@viewpointsgallerymaui.com EXHIBITION: ARTISTS IRINA OLEGOVNA & STEVE SIMON AND JEWELER KATE MCBRIDE - Daily. Irina Olegovna is a fine artist and Maui resident specializing in oil paintings and enhanced art with a palette knife. She captures the peace, tranquility and timeless beauty of the island of Maui Hawaii. Steve Simon is a fine artist who paints the spirit of beautiful places including Maui Hawaii. Each painting is accompanied by a complementary poem written by Simon. Free. 12-6pm Indigo Art Gallery, (1367 S. Kihei Rd., Suite #3-109, Kai Ani Village); 808-382-6557; indigoartgallerymaui. com; indigoartgallery@yahoo.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937.

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm; Wed, Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam & Tori 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Fri, Bob Jones & The Drive 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter deAquino 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

WED - Kenny Roberts, 6-9pm; no cover

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Fausto 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Fri, Jordan T. 6-9pm; Sat, Bob Jones & Nils Rosenblad 6-9pm; Sun, Dr. Nat & Johnny Z 6-9pm; Mon, Tom Conway 6-9pm; Tue, Benny Uyetake 6-9pm; Wed, Scotty Rotten 6-9pm; Thu, Ray Gooliak 6-9pm.

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(900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

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KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Sun, Benny Uyetake and Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Mon, Benny Uyetake and Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

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(730 Front St.); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm.

(843 Wainee St Unit 1 & 2); 808-667-6655.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm.

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LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Fri, Justin Phillips 6:309:30pm; Sat, Ben DeLeon 6:30-9:30pm; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, The Benoits 5:308:30pm; Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Murray Thorne 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Sebrina Barron 6:308:30pm; Sat, Elaine Ryan 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers w/ Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, Hawaiian Steel Guitar with Joel Katz 7-9pm; Tue, Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks 7-9pm; Wed, TBA 5:30-6:30pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30pm; Fri, Twisted Hips Belly Dancing 6-8pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm; Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Meaghan Owens 4-6pm; Mon, Daryl Smith 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm. (Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Live Music Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30pm. (2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112); 808-875-2910.

THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm. (Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080.

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LILIKOI GRILL RESTAURANT & WINE BAR - Mon, Open Mic Night 6-10pm. (810 Kokomo Road, Suite 186, Haiku); 808-575-2629.

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BY CAERIEL CRESTIN SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) A lot of people I know are using November as a chance to lose weight, save money, write a novel, or otherwise cross off something that’s been on their Todo list for a while. A week in, it’s not too late to follow their example. In fact, if I were you, I’d take advantage of this window between now and the December holidays to accomplish something you’ve been wanting to do for this entire past year, but haven’t had a chance to make happen. Wouldn’t that, after all, be the best Christmas/Hanukah/etc. gift you could give yourself?

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Take it out; blow off the years of accumulated mental dust that have collected on it. What is it? I can barely remember—I think it’s that neglected goal you set for yourself ages ago. It was important to you then, and it’ll be important to you again now that you remember what it was; maybe even more important than anything else you have on your plate at the moment. Why dredge it out of your cerebral attic? Because, finally, doors have opened that will let you move miles closer to it. Yes, that’s right, you’re at last able to take some steps—long, loping strides, actually—towards it. The only thing that might disconcert you: they’re not necessarily the steps you originally intended—they’re better.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) I don’t know about you, but the lesson I’m working on comprehending this week is the one where I remember to actually think before I speak. Like you, I’m a big fan of spontaneity, but it works best when I’m in a clear-headed, happy place, not when I’m down in the trenches working on my shit. You’ve admirably spent the past week thigh-deep in mental sludge, digging through your mental blocks and rooting out your most unhealthy patterns. When I’m in that state, I don’t necessarily respond to external stimuli in as enlightened a way as I might like. Might you be the same? To avoid being irrevocably branded asshole, I’m inclined to take a moment before I open my mouth. This week, follow my example.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Everyone hates grunt work. Who wants to spend half the day scrubbing mildew from between tiles with an old toothbrush, or redoing someone else’s botched job? No one, but some signs are better at putting up with it than others. Let’s face it: this isn’t one of your strengths. However, every once in a while you’ve still got to buckle down and clean out the fridge or steam-clean the carpets. This week, the misery won’t be as profound as usual, should you decide to cross a few tedious tasks from your list.

Get them out of the way while you can bear it. The sense of relief when they’re finished will eclipse the foul memory of actually doing them soon enough.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Your inner eye is bloodshot and blurry. Although you’ve been lauded for your astoundingly clear and far-sighted internal vision in the past, you haven’t been impressing people with your feeble feats of imagination lately.

Luckily, this week’s astrological events are the Visine you need to clear up that stoner redness and get your inspiration synched with reality again. Don’t let the past month’s despicable letdowns and setbacks keep you down. As of this week you can (and should) trust your gut, your intuition, and your oracular enthusiasm again.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) You have an intoxicating effect on people. You’ve heard this before, but the phenomenon has usually been confined to selected locales, like the bedroom, or during your delectable home-cooked dinners.

This week, however, your delicious influence may be more universal and pronounced. Don’t be surprised if people around you become suddenly prone to throwing their arms around your neck and slurring candor in your direction, or toasting you with moony affection.

They can’t help themselves. Just take their (complimentary) smashed conduct with a grain of salt, and be generous with the aspirin and TLC the next day.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) It may not be a perfect day, but the sun is shining gloriously. Your friends adore you, your love life is looking up, and, well, you just feel good. This is like the scene in the movie where everything’s going great, where the director shows you how wonderful life was before all the crazy shit goes down. Except you’re not in a movie. That’s the good news. Although the loveliness can’t last forever, obviously, it’s not about to come crashing down on you tomorrow. Squash your anxieties, please. You’ve got a clear stretch ahead. Relax and enjoy the sweetness.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) The shackles cut into your wrists, the mildew reeks, and the rats keep nibbling your toes. Much as I love Scorpios, their birthday season is a rough time for the Leo tribe. Having the sun (your ruler) in that cool, dark, watery sign—which is about as different from your exuberant, sunny optimism as it’s possible to get—made the past few weeks feel a little like being chained in a dungeon. Swallow your gruel and make it through this last stretch, though; pretty soon your buddy Sagittarius will rule the world, let you out of the pit, and all will be well again.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Scruff is in. 9 out of 10 guys within my range of vision have gone days without the blade. It’s a very Piscean fashion statement, to let your stubble grow, to walk around sporting a fabulous bed-head, or go bra-less.

That’s right, your casual this-is-me-take-it-or-leave-itness spreads as easily as cream cheese. It extends beyond mere laziness—with you, at least. While you’re leading the hyper-casual fashion trend, maybe you could start a minor attitude revolution while you’re at it, and encourage people to accept themselves as thoroughly as you do. Show them how feeling okay about extra pounds, new wrinkles, or slightly obnoxious quirks is much, much more attractive than trying to hide them.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Just because you can do the work of 2-3 people doesn’t mean you get paid, recognized, or rewarded accordingly. Wouldn’t it be great if your efficiency meant you could pull in two paychecks every week?

Unfortunately, most businesses don’t run that way, and you almost get punished for your effectiveness by simply getting more responsibility and hardly any more pay. It might be true that the only way you could get paid what you actually deserve is to work for someone who notices, and cares—you. Have you ever thought of being your own boss? This is a good time to check in again and see if that might actually be a possibility. If it is, seize it.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Love often requires sacrifice, compromise. It’s not unheard of for your lover to ask you to give up something altogether. For someone as freedom-hungry as you, these demands are frequently deal breakers, especially because they most usually come from a completely irrational, hyper-emotional realm you’re not that familiar with. This week, you may discover emotional roadblocks on every route you’d normally choose to travel, but don’t panic. Although you may have to delay your arrival at the destination you picked, you don’t have to cancel your plans to get there. These barricades are temporary, just a checkpoint to ensure (for everyone’s safety) that your car is bomb-free and its passengers are properly belted in.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Oh, Pollyanna. Your rosy outlook of the near future flies in the face of all odds, public opinion, and educated forecasts. But why fight it? If you have reason to hope that the next few weeks will be more wonderful than chocolate, more power to you.

Be a shining example of how intention shapes reality. You know what happens to cynical naysayers?

Shit happens. It just ends up justifying and reinforcing their cynicism. Unfortunately, shit happens to idealistic optimists, too. But if you retain that ability to concentrate on the silver lining of any sinister thunderheads that come your way, you’re a lot less likely to go down with the next flush.

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