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Don Couch isn’t your typical Maui County Councilmember. Though nominally a Republican, Couch’s own record over the last two years show authentic bipartisanship.

After repeatedly failing to get elected to the state Legislature, Couch spend a few years as an aide to Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa (who is also nominally a Republican).

Though still fiscally conservative, Couch has won pretty deep support from various labor unions. His opposition to Maui Land & Pineapple Company’s cynical request to remove development protections from beloved Lipoa Point has also endeared him to the island’s environmentalists. But don’t mistake him for a slow growth activist: his actions during the Maui Island Plan hearings show him far friendlier to the county Planning Department (and its opposition to urban growth boundaries) than to Maui Tomorrow.

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THAR SHE DOESN’T BLOW! The National Weather Service in Honolulu announced a wind advisory for the Haleakala Summit late last week.

Those sorts of bulletins are hardly shocking news, but a recent study from four University of Hawaii scientists seems to show that the all-important Trade Winds–which literally breathe life and rain into the Hawaiian Islands–just aren’t blowing like they used to.

“The number of days of northeast trade winds is decreasing, according to new research from the University of Hawaii,” reported Hawaii News Now on Oct. 11. “And while it means more days with muggy weather and volcanic haze, it also is resulting in longer-term effects for the state.”

The state’s climate, rain forests and generally delightful nature all come from the trades. If they stop blowing, the islands will dry up and life here just won’t be the same.

The study was actually published back in June in the Journal of Geophysical Research. It has four authors: Jessica A. Garza, Pao-Shin Chu, Chase W. Norton and Thomas A. Schroeder, all from UH’s Department of Meteorology. I seem to have let my subscription lapse, which means I won’t be paying the $25 the journal wants for a copy of the actual article. But here’s the article’s abstract, in all of its technical meteorological glory: “Changes in the frequency and intensity of the prevailing northeast and east trade winds from 1973-2009 are analyzed from four land stations in the Hawaiian Islands.

A nonparametric robust trend analysis indicates a downward trend in northeast trade wind frequency since 1973. At the Honolulu International Airport, northeast trade wind days usually occurred 291 days per year 37 years ago are observed to occur only 210 days per year in 2009. In contrast, the frequency of the east trade winds has increased over the past 37 years. Comparison of observations from four ocean buoys with land stations for the last 26 years

(1984–2009) is presented. The northeast trade frequency is found to decrease for all eight stations while the east trade winds are found to increase in frequency. These results are similar to the longer (1973–2009) data set. Most buoys revealed an increase in trade wind speeds since 1984. The NCEP/NCAR reanalysis II data are used to analyze surface winds and sea level pressure (SLP) over the north Pacific. A northeast to east shifting of winds and an increase in SLP is found to occur from the 1980s to the 2000s epoch.

Linear trends in reanalysis II from 1980 to 2009 indicated a strengthening of northeast trade winds over the Hawaiian Islands and in the subtropical eastern North Pacific with an extension of increased northerlies off the California coast. Meanwhile, southeast trades in the eastern North Pacific reduced their strength. Changes in trades in the western Pacific are relatively small.”

What’s causing this decrease in winds is still unknown, according to the Hawaii News Now story, though climate change– that mischievous bugbear that continues to haunt faithful Republicans–is a prime suspect. The kinds of wind changes discussed in the study are still pretty small, but if I were the Hawaii Tourism Authority, which prospers because of Hawaii’s pleasing, gentle climate, stuff like this would worry me considerably.

There’s an old journalism saying that bad news always gets announced on Fridays. For Tom Cannon, Chairman of the Board of what’s left of the once-powerful but now disgraced Wailuku Main Street Association (WMSA), Friday was a bad day.

That’s the day state Deputy Attorney General Hugh Jones, who spends his days investigating nonprofits and charities that run afoul of state law, slapped a Dec. 5 court date on Cannon for failure to comply with an order to give the AG’s office all the financial and organization records it’s been repeatedly asking for. Jones has already uncovered serious evidence that WMSA has failed to do things like adhere to its own bylaws, do anything of note for Maui’s community in the last few years and generally just waste the $2.2 million in county taxpayer money they’ve consumed over the last decade.

Now Jones wants to see the organization’s bank statements, check ledgers, emails, letters and meeting minutes for 2012.

Then there was this note that The Maui News found when it reported on the AG’s filing in its Oct. 13 issue: “A footnote in the filing said the state believes the disposal of the office furniture and equipment to the Salvation Army violates the terms of the organization’s grant agreement with the county that requires property purchased with county funds to be transferred to the county at the end of the term of the grant agreement.”

Cannon, who is basically running the show now (he said the loss of the county’s

$243,000 grant money earlier this year meant the WMSA board had to lay off long-time–and extremely controversial–executive director Jocelyn Perreira), has not only refused Jones’ earlier requests, but has publicly lumped him in with former boardmembers and journalists like yours truly as part of a vast conspiracy hell-bent on destroying the WMSA. Look, Cannon’s not a bad guy. He’s an architect, and they’re not bad guys (well, except for that Albert Speer guy...). A few years ago Cannon was going around trying to sell the island on a high-speed monorail that would connect West Maui with Central Maui, and we’ve got to say that’s a pretty kick-ass idea.

But clearly, he’s adopted a rather controversial tactic when dealing with critics, journalists and even a state deputy attorney general.

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Not Tom Cannon! He plays hardball, even when he’s been tossed off the court and had to lay off all his team members who didn’t already quietly walk away when a member of law enforcement walked in and took away the ball.

“We have been working on our detailed point-by-point response to Deputy AG Jones’ report and look forward to an honest, evenhanded judicial review,” Cannon wrote in an email to The Maui News, which reported on the latest AG filing on Oct. 13.

If Cannon thinks his aggressive response is some kind of negotiating tactic, then he’s deluding himself. But hey, if he wants to continue insisting that he’s at the center of a vast conspiracy that stretches all the way to Honolulu, I’m not telling him to stop. Ramblings like that make my job easier. ■

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IMAGINE SURF HIRES SUP WATERMAN DAVE KALAMA Maui waterman David Kalama is on fire. A quick look at Imagine Surf’s website shows his handsome face is plastered all over it as their new brand ambassador and Vice President of Design and Innovation. Over at Men’s Journal, he’s hailed as a waterman guru and doles out expert advice in a column teaching gym heads how to do their workout outside.

There are plenty of pics of him at the Men’s Journal website doing curls and lunges on Kanaha’s gorgeous white sand during the 6-step workout with quotes from him like “[sprinting in the sand] targets your toes, your feet, your ankles, calves and shins. It gets all of that really strong and that equates to board control.” A look at his blog “A Waterman’s Journal” find that he also makes time for writing, giving shootouts to Kai Lenny for his recent waterman accomplishments and updating us all on his own races around the world.

He’s also extremely eloquent. Here’s Kalama on his affinity for stand-up paddling (SUP): “I first became involved in SUP simply because I loved paddling,” Kalama says.

“I have a strong passion and familiarity with canoe paddling, so my experience lent itself to being a quick starter, and the transition between canoeing and stand up was natural, almost seamless; the perfect combination of my two favorite sports! I give a lot of credit to the equipment becoming easier to learn on. The accessibility to that equipment is also key. Noticeably, the natural sex appeal and health benefits of stand up paddle boarding are so apparent that it

it didn’t really take off until Laird and I re-discovered it 1995. We were at a photo shoot and there were no waves so Laird and I decided to try something new to squelch the boredom, so we took out the outrigger canoe paddles I had in the back of my truck and started to experiment. Even then, it took a few years to ignite and take off.”

Kalama says the decision to join Imagine Surf was fairly easy. He says their company shares his philosophy, ethics and authenticity. He had been designing and shaping his own boards for the past few years, but was ready to expand that to a fulltime venture.

Waterman Dave Kalama “My goal is to create boards for the highest end of performance, all the way caught on and become wildly popular. through making entry level equipment Nowadays, the sport has become a multhat will guarantee success—so that tigenerational family bonding activity, ultimately, people that choose Imagine with women being a key participant.” boards will maximize the enjoyment of So it’s no surprise that Imagine Surf SUP,” says Kalama. “With support from hired him on this summer. The company, Imagine, I will have access to resources acquired by the Pryde Group (a Hong that I can use to develop and experiment Kong-based firm specializing in a portfolio with new designs, construction methof high performance adventure and marine ods and all of the elements that go into sports brands) in January, is now part of designing innovative boards that are pera world that includes Neil Pryde (their formance driven, easy to ride and fun.” original brand) and Cabrinha, amongh Imagine Surf is excited about his 2013 others. Now Imagine Surf wants to stake its line debut. They plan for a long board declaim in the stand-up paddle industry. sign and a progressive short board. Both “It has always been our mission to be a will be available in two sizes. Stand up padleader in stand-up paddling,” said Gregg dle surfing enthusiasts got a sneak preview Chisolm, Imagine Surf’s president. “Dave popularized stand up paddling and made it possible for all of us to enjoy this great sport. He is an innovator in the true sense, and it will be an honor to work with him toward our goal of achieving innovation in our products and growing the sport of stand up paddling globally.”

Kalama’s career has spanned decades in the water. He says he began surfing at seven, and has since become recognized as a world champion windsurfer and big wave surfer. He’s also helped pioneer towin surfing as well as assisted (with Laird Hamilton) in the reintroduction of the ancient Hawaiian sport of stand up paddling in the mid 1990s.

“I’m sure the Polynesians and other formidable cultures in and around water were doing a form of stand-up long before I/we knew of it as ‘stand up paddle boarding,’” Kalama says. “But modern stand-up paddle board started in Waikiki with Duke Kahanamoku, who shared it with John Zapotocky. In the 1930s, Duke was standWorking at the Imagine Surf studio up paddle boarding only occasionally, whereas Jon was doing it exclusively. But

of the boards at the Outdoor Retailer Expo in Salt Lake City. In the meantime, Imagine Surf continues to create prototypes utilizing computer technology in shaping for even better boards.

“We are researching and developing both materials and techniques that will allow for construction of the strongest, lightest, fastest boards possible,” says Kalama.”Simply old-school trial and error combined with new school technology and advancing materials. The 2013 line is modeled after what I ride, designed for higher-end performance.”

Does all of this keep him indoors these days? Not a chance, he says. Kalama founded a stand-up paddle board camp in 2005 that just completed a trip to Turks and Caicos. The Kalama Kamps is a way to experience the waterman lifestyle from sun up to sun down with Dave Kalama guiding the way.

“Of course Laird Hamilton is one person who has influenced my passion for SUP,” says Kalama. “Laird and I basically re-discovered it together, so our shared experience lessened the learning curve. More recently, paddling with Jamie Mitchell, working with Kai Lenny, and the Kalama Kampers who have such boundless enthusiasm, sustain my passion and interest in the sport. I’m motivated by all of them, and that motivation serves as a fantastic training impetus and teaching tool; I need to analyze what I’m teaching, not just for my clients, but for my own training successes. This holds true on every level, from the elite to the everyman.”

You can join his next camp to Fiji Nov. 1-10 by going to KalamaKamps.com.

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MODERN WARFARE China, Japan and Taiwan each claim ownership of the uninhabited South China Sea islands of Senkaku (or Diaoyu), and the controversy heightened in September when Japan announced that it had formally “purchased” the islands from a private company that reputedly owned them. China countered by “launching” its first-ever aircraft carrier (a vessel junked in 1998 by Ukraine), which it hopes will intimidate its neighbors even though it’s useless. Days later, patrol boats from Taiwan and Japan had a confrontation near the islands– drenching each other in a military-grade squirt-gun fight. Japan won.

COMPELLING EXPLANATIONS A 14-year-old boy was hospitalized in critical condition in Churchill, Pa., in August after allegedly swiping a Jeep Grand Cherokee and leading the owner’s boyfriend on a brief high-speed chase before rolling the Cherokee over on Interstate 376. The boy’s mother, according to WTAE-TV, blamed the Cherokee’s owner: A vehicle with the keys in it, she said, “was an opportunity that, in a 14-year-old’s eyes, was ... the perfect moment.” Also, she said, the boyfriend “had no right to chase my son.” The boy “could have just [wanted] a joyride down the street. Maybe he [merely] wanted to go farther than he felt like walking.”

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE David Thompson, 27, was arrested in August and charged with stealing a bag of marijuana from the Charleroi (Pa.) Regional police station. While talking to an officer about an unrelated case, Thompson noticed an evidence bag on a counter and swiped it. Caught moments later, Thompson profusely apologized, telling the officer, “I just couldn’t help myself. That bud smelled so good.” And Aaron Morris was charged in August with battery in North Lauderdale, Fla., for groping the buttocks of a woman at a Walmart. According to the arresting officer, Morris explained, “Her booty looked so good, I just couldn’t resist touching it.”

SEXUAL IRONY Arrested in September and charged with aggravated indecent exposure (making continued obscene gestures to female kayakers on Michigan’s Pinnebog River while nude): 60-year-old TV producer William H. Masters III, the son of pioneer 1960s sex researcher William Masters, who, with Virginia Johnson, wrote the landmark books Human Sexual Response and Human Sexual Inadequacy.

CHALLENGING RACES Richard Wagner Jones, running for a school board seat in Granite, Utah, told reporters in June that since the job

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is mainly about taxes and budgets, he would not have to make site visits to schools. That is fortunate, for Jones is barred from schools as a registered sex offender based on a 1990 conviction.

And Mike Rios, a former school board member in Moreno Valley, Calif., said in August that he was still considering running for the town’s council despite his March arrest for attempted murder and April arrest for pimping (allegedly caught with several underage recruits).

NAME OF THE GAME Brazil has a robust democracy but very few controls on what candidates may call themselves on ballots. Among those running for offices this election season, according to a September New York Times dispatch from Rio de Janeiro: “John Kennedy Abreu Sousa,” “Jimmi Carter Santarem Barroso,” “Ladi Gaga,” “Christ of Jerusalem,” “Macgaiver,” five “Batmans,” two “James Bonds,” and 16 people whose name contains “Obama.” “It’s a marketing strategy,” said city council candidate Geraldo Custodio, who apparently likes his chances better as “Geraldo Wolverine.”

FUNGUS IN THE NEWS Yak herders in Tibet and farmers in the Indian Himalayas are becoming relatively prosperous, according to recent reports by National Geographic and London’s The Guardian, by harvesting rare caterpillar fungi. In Tibet, “yartsa gunbu” supposedly cures ailments ranging from back pain to HIV, from hair loss to asthma and more, and often sells in local markets for twice its weight in gold. In India, “kira jari” is believed to be an aphrodisiac and energy booster, but the government is trying to control the market because insufficient new larvae means the land might soon be picked clean.

CREME DE LA WEIRD Arrests were made in July of two men who had openly chatted on the Internet about torturing, cooking and eating children, but investigators have searched in vain for evidence of any such crimes by the men. Jason Scarcello, 42, who wrote, “(A)ctually (seeing) a child cooking would be a dream come true,” is under arrest in Anderson, Calif., and Ronald Brown, 57, who suggested carving and cooking body parts for an “Easter meal,” in Largo, Fla., was detained for possessing child pornography, but, regarding the Internet chats, both claimed a First Amendment right to their un-acted-upon imaginations, however disgusting. ■ chuck@mauitime.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1618n3

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he moment was so perfect it was almost surreal. St. Paul, Minnesota, September 2008.

The Republican National Convention. A giant American flag projected on the wall dissolves into a sea of red. Deep, blood red. A woman, dressed in a dark gray pantsuit and the hint of a pink shirt, strides to the lectern and flashes a confident, knowing smile. The assembled crowd roars.

Sarah Palin, right? Try again: Linda Lingle–“the honorable Linda Lingle,” as the announcer intones–Governor of Hawaii and featured speaker at the GOP’s quadrennial bash. Palin will later take the stage to educate Americans about the subtle distinctions between pit bulls and hockey moms, but this is Lingle’s moment.

After touting Palin’s “strong leadership” and her second-place finish at the Miss Alaska pageant, Lingle gets down to brass tacks: “I find it reminiscent when I hear Democratic Party leaders and their surrogates questioning Sarah’s experience. They used that same tactic against me when I ran for governor. They said being the mayor of Maui was insufficient,” she said, her voice rising. “Being a mayor, whether in Hawaii, in Alaska or anywhere else, is outstanding preparation for higher office.

And the people of Hawaii and Alaska will tell you, Sarah and I are doing just fine!”

Four years later, Palin and Lingle are both ex-governors–Palin by choice, Lingle by term limits. Their roads, however, diverge from there: while Palin has turned her unsuccessful VP run into a lucrative career–reality TV star, FOX News talking head–Lingle ducked under the radar after exiting Washington Place.

Now she’s clashing with her greatest political rival, Democratic Congress woman Mazie Hirono, in the race to replace outgoing Democratic Senator Daniel Akaka. From the outside, it’s easy to write Lingle off: a Palin-stumping Republican running in a deep blue state, and the birthplace of President Obama no less?

Lingle has never been Hawaii’s most likely political powerhouse. Yet since her arrival in the late 1970s, she’s taught her rivals one lesson, time and again: underestimate her at your own peril.

Linda Cutter was born in Missouri in 1953. Before she was a teenager her family moved to Southern California’s San Fernando Valley, and young Linda wound up attending Birmingham High School, a palm-tree-flanked institution that graduated the likes of actress Sally Field and musician Jermaine Jackson.

In 1972, while attending a local state college and earning a degree in journalism, Linda married a man named Charles Lingle. The marriage lasted three years, but she decided to take the name with her to Hawaii, where her father and uncle had established a lucrative auto sales business.

Her earliest employment in Hawaii was anything but typical for a future Republican governor. After a stint doing public relations for the Teamsters, Lingle launched The Molokai Free Press, a small newspaper on an even smaller island.

Politics, however, soon came calling. In

1980, Lingle earned her first electoral victory and a seat on the Maui County Council, where she’d serve for a decade. In 1986, she married attorney William Crockett and carried his name until their divorce 11 years later.

So far, Lingle’s career was unusual but not extraordinary. Sure it was odd for an untested Mainand transplant to represent an isolated, deeply local place like Molokai.

But stranger things were in store.

Like this: in 1990, when just 37, Lingle ran for Maui’s top post against Elmer Cravalho, a former Maui Mayor and state

followed, during which Lingle helped Republicans gain a significant minority in the state legislature–no small feat in heavily Democratic Hawaii. In 2002, she ran for governor again, this time against Hirono, who’d served as lieutenant governor under Cayetano. This time Lingle prevailed, scratching out a four-point victory. By this time, few called it an upset. Probable or not, the underdog was now top dog.

“She is a terrific campaigner,” a Maui County official who has followed Lingle’s career since her Molokai days told

lingle has never been hawaii’s most likely political powerhouse. yet since her arrival in the late 1970 S, she’s taught her rivals one lesson, time and again: underestimate her at your own peril.

Speaker of the House almost 30 years her senior. Most observers at the time predicted a landslide for Cravalho. Instead, Lingle scored a stunning upset.

Lingle shattered a number of glass ceilings on her way to the ninth floor, becoming Maui’s youngest, and more significantly first female, mayor. Four years later she proved her success was no fluke, trouncing Democrat Goro Hokama (the mayor’s race was partisan back then) by eight points.

Lingle only lost one election in her life, her 1998 defeat to incumbent Governor Ben Cayetano. But even in defeat she managed to advance her ambitions. It was the mother of all moon shots: Cayetano was a born-and-raised Oahu Filipino, well-connected, well-financed and heavily favored. Taking him on was the kind of overreach that cripples careers.

Lingle, as usual, was fearless.

The Valley Isle upstart campaigned hard, even against a ludicrous whisper campaign that she would abolish Christmas. As the gubernatorial election drew closer many polls gave her a slight edge. In the end, Cayetano won by a scant 5,254 votes, or a mere one percent. Lingle (who had dropped Cutter the year before) wasn’t governor yet, but her star was on the rise.

A stint as state Republican Party chair

us recently. “She’s a surprisingly good communicator and she’s shrewd. She knows how to read the waters.”

The nautical metaphor is apt. Lingle’s first term as governor was defined mostly by halcyon seas and economic prosperity: tourism boomed and the state’s economy grew while unemployment shrank to historic lows. How much of the credit Lingle deserves is an open question, but at the very least her timing was impeccable.

When she ran for reelection in 2006, the best Democrats could offer was former state senator Randy Iwase. Lingle outspent Iwase more than 10-to-1 and ultimately smashed him by close to 30 points, one of the greatest routs in state electoral history.

But in Lingle’s second term, the political seas got choppier. The bottom fell out of the economy in 2008, and as local officials scrambled to stanch the bleeding and avert fiscal disaster, the governor’s clashes with union reps and the Democratic-controlled legislature became both more frequent and contentious.

Three issues, in particular, highlight Lingle’s tenure as Hawaii’s chief executive. The first is the Hawaii Superferry, the infamous inter-island vessel that sparked widespread protest from Native Hawaiian and environmental groups across the state.

Lingle staked her reputation on the proj-

ect. After she and a group of determined legislators rammed the Superferry through without the required environmental impact report, environmentalists on Maui cried foul and sued. Eventually, the state Supreme Court agreed and Hawaii Superferry, Inc. shut down in 2009. Ultimately, taxpayers were left holding the bag on what turned out to be a massive boondoggle. (The U.S. Navy finally purchased both Superferry vessels earlier this year.)

Lingle, however, remains defiant. On her official campaign website, in a section titled “Fact Vs. Myth,” she addresses the Superferry controversy, calling the Supreme Court’s ruling “a major departure from well-established law” and laying the blame at the feet of protesters and her political opponents.

That same strategy played out in Lingle’s clash with the teachers union over socalled Furlough Fridays. Facing budget cuts after the 2008 crash, Hawaii schools implemented four-day school weeks. The move invited national scrutiny and kicked off a war of words between Lingle and Hawaii State Teachers Association President Wil Okabe, who accused Lingle of “clinging stubbornly to her mantra.”

Lingle’s response? “Union leaders care more about money than educating Hawaii’s children.” Clearly, she’d come a long way since her Teamster PR days.

But in many ways, the third issue that defined Lingle’s governorship–same-sex civil unions–was the most disappointing of all. After years of stalling and eleventh-hour backpedaling, in 2010 the state Legislature finally sent a civil unions bill to Lingle’s desk.

Lingle put the bill on her veto list but proved unusually cagey, refusing to tip her intentions and even jetting off for a tour of Asia shortly before the veto deadline.

Ultimately, she killed the bill. The response was muted ( MauiTime was one of the only local outlets to vehemently chastise the governor) but Lingle’s justification was telling: “While some will disagree with my decision to veto this bill,” she said at the time, “I hope most will agree that the flawed process legislators used does not reflect the dignity this issue deserves.”

It was a remarkable bit of verbal gymnastics: in one sentence, Lingle managed to deflect attention, and blame, and lob it back at the opposition–a trick every successful politician must master.

Master it Lingle has. Whatever else she may be, she knows how to play the game, and play it for keeps. As she prepares for a delayed second-round against Hirono, it’s as easy as ever to write her off. Indeed, recent polls show her trailing.

Maybe Lingle’s run is over; maybe the turmoil and ugliness of her second term finally soured voters. But this is a woman who four years ago stood on her party’s biggest stage–confident, smiling, defiant. She didn’t look like a person who was ready to concede defeat. She still doesn’t.

In other words: underestimate her at your own peril. ■ editor@mauitime.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1618L

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BY JEN RUSSO

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turn. It was around this time that I witnessed a video of animals in slaughterhouses and could not believe what I had witnessed. I made a conscious choice to phase out red meat and chicken for the first several months. After this time I went vegan. I stopped craving animal products. Plus, to me, it just made sense at that time. I’ve been vegan for over seven years now and feel great.”

For me, the transition is more complicated. I’m a dedicated animal lover, and as yet no gory slaughterhouse movies or images have made me stop craving burgers. My tastebuds win out over my mind every time.

But McNish’s book has turned me on to a whole new way of creating meals around vegetables and nuts. Besides, eating raw has a few delicious rewards. Because I have yet to purchase a dehydrator,

wrote it so it would be looked at as the type of book that contains any recipe you would want to be able to create on this diet. Whether you want to know how to make a cashew cheesecake, Cinnamon Toast Crunch smoothie, French onion flax cracker, Moroccan chickpea stew or Pad Thai sauce, it can be found in there. “ Mmm... smoothies. I love making smoothies so I eased into McNish’s book with that chapter. Now my smoothie vocabulary includes a new and exotic terms like hemp milk, flax seed, cacao nibs and dried coconut.

Making raw food smoothies means you can also throw away the protein powder because superfood smoothies are filled with great, fresh, raw ingredients that provide plenty of natural protein and vitamins without requiring a can of powder. The taste and texture of raw food smoothies are also rich and delicious. Recipes like apple pie and banana cream pie really taste like their namesakes, but don’t use any sugar or dairy products.

The smoothie recipes alone make this a worthwhile purchase.

McNish’s book also has a surprising number of recipes designed to mimic familiar treats; the cashew spinach dip, for instance, is eerily reminiscent of the baked cheese-filled pub favorite. Many succeed in similar flavor and texture profiles. You can attribute this to McNish’s background in the food and beverage industry.

“I began cooking as a kid in high school at a British pub and instantly fell in love Continued on page 15

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n a brave attempt to slim down after a summer that began and ended with magnificent wine and food festivals (Four Seasons Four Pinots and Kaanapali Fresh, I’m looking at you), I’ve picked up Torontobased Douglas McNish’s new book Eat Raw Eat Well. Raw food recipes take the cook out of cookbook, but while your oven gets a break new gadgets like high-powered blenders and dehydrators come into play.

McNish clearly knows food–all food. He started out as a classically trained chef using products like meat and dairy, but later went vegan. At that point he began exploring other ways of preparing meals.

“At the age of 21, my weight hit an all time high of 270 or so pounds,” says McNish. “I needed to make a difference in my life but did not know where to

I had to puree, chop, refrigerate or freeze my raw meals. It all sounds rather blah, I know, but raw foods have plenty of texture created with the use of a blade.

“The knowledge of not knowing where to start is one of the biggest barriers to jumping into a raw foods diet,” says McNish. “I always say that changing one’s diet is like a relationship: you need to take the time to get to know it before jumping into it head first. I find that people often think that by switching over to a vegan diet, they will be missing something or feel deprived when it’s quite the opposite. There are so many foods out there that people never consume because they’re generally not found in the mainstream.”

One of the first things I noticed in McNish’s book is that preparing raw foods is not as instantaneous as you might think. It’s not just cutting up some veggies and throwing a handful of nuts into a bowl. Some ingredients require soaking time. If you want to make buckwheat porridge, that means soaking groats for a full 60 minutes. Almonds need to soak for at least an hour to make fresh almond milk.

Reading this, I definitely gravitated toward quicker preparations. Cashews require shorter soaking times, so making cashew milk and cashew cheeses went slightly faster. If making nut cheese sounds odd to you, you’re not alone. But where I lacked knowledge, this book served well and every recipe comes with a side bar of preparation tips that were really helpful.

The book is really great for beginners. It starts with chapters on how to transform and equip your kitchen. There’s also a chapter on “raw food know how” that explains the theory behind eating a completely unprocessed diet.

The chapters list the 12 foods most contaminated by pesticides, and why you should buy organic.

Other chapters are Breakfast, Smoothies and Drinks, Dips and Spreads, Soups, Salad Dressings, Sauces and Condiments, The Main Event, Sides and Small Plates, Snacks and Breads and Desserts. There is also a resource for buying raw ingredients and a list of websites that supply certified raw products.

“I like to look at this book as a bible of raw food recipes,” says McNish. “I

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Food & Drink Continued from page 13 with every aspect of the professional kitchen,” he says. “I went on to chef school and continued to hone my skills. After my two and a half year apprenticeship in a membersonly club, I moved on and worked for some of the city’s busiest and best chefs. At 22, I made a conscious choice to ditch eating meat but continued to cook it for a living until I know what my next step would be. I made the choice to follow my passion and started to work at a vegan cafe. From there I took a job as head chef at a vegan restaurant and designed the entire menu. After my time there, I was the executive chef of a raw food restaurant for nearly two years. Since then, I’ve consulted for two high-end food service businesses, published my first cookbook (writing my second now) and am now selfemployed. Looking back, I wouldn’t change a thing as I now know that I was supposed to be where I was at every point in my life.”

Another choice recipe included making noodles out of vegetables like zucchini by simply using a vegetable peeler and then topping them with a raw tomato marinara. The big lesson I learned from the soup chapter was that if you must eat your soup hot, go ahead and heat it, though it’s not considered raw.

I appreciated that McNish’s book was about flavor and not so much a dogmatic rendition of raw food philosophy. I will take many of these recipes into my repertoire, not because I’m vegan or raw food but because they’re great. The dessert section in particular has plenty of amazing confections, and I was surprised to learn how delicious pudding-like pies could be made without dairy. Knowing that, why bother go back to refined flour and sugar?

Unfortunately, I’ve not invested in a dehydrator and was unable to prepare about a third of the book’s recipes. But just reading them has intrigued me about dehydrated raw food items at the health food store.

They’re available at Choice Health Bar in Lahaina, Alive and Well in Kahului, Hawaiian Moons in Kihei and Mana Foods in Paia.

Then when you’re ready to start spending on your own equipment, I hear that the best dehydrators come from Excalibur. McNish

has recipes from pancakes and crepes to pizza crust and cookies in that category.

“You dehydrate foods by soaking, blending or processing, seasoning and then binding them back together again,” says McNish.”It really is quite a simple process.

The most important things to understand are flavor combinations, how ingredients like flax or chia seeds work and how to utilize the right fats to create a pleasant mouth feel.

Learn how flax seeds work to bind and bring together raw breads and crackers. Think big, bold flavors when thinking dehydrated foods–garlic, fresh herbs, tamari, etc.”

I had to twist McNish’s arm to get his top 10 essential ingredients for the raw food pantry. They include cashews, almonds, walnuts, dates, hemp seeds, nutritional yeast, wheat-free tamari, sunflower seeds, chia seeds and buckwheat groats. But that’s only if he had to chose just 10. There are so many more ingredients that he stocks as well.

“Coming to the realization that all beings (regardless of what type of living being they are) feel pain, love, hurt, anger or happiness was the driving force in helping to get me to be where I am today,” he says. “Coming to the realization that I have the ability to make positive change in peoples lives on an ethical level and in their health through teaching them the skills necessary to help with clean recipe preparation is one of my most proud vegan accomplishments.”

Intrigued? Here are two recipes straight from McNish’s book that you can try at home:

PESTO-COATED CARROT AND PARSNIP FETTUCCINI This dish is a great way to get as many healthy ingredients into your body as possible without having to sacrifice any of the things you love. The softness of the root vegetables makes it reminiscent of traditional al dente pasta.

Makes 2 servings 3 large carrots, peeled 3 3 large parsnips, peeled 3 1 tbsp cold-pressed (extra virgin) olive oil 15 mL

Raw Cashew Cheesecake

1⁄4 cup freshly squeezed lemon juice, divided 60 mL 11⁄2 tbsp fine sea salt, divided 22 mL 3⁄4 cup cold-pressed hemp oil 175 mL 1⁄2 cup raw shelled hemp seeds 125 mL 3 cloves garlic 3 3 cups chopped fresh cilantro leaves 750 mL 1. Using a vegetable peeler, peel carrots and parsnips into long, thin strips, dropping into a bowl as completed (see Tips) Add olive oil, 1 tsp (5 mL) lemon juice and 1⁄4 tsp (1 mL) salt and toss until vegetables are well coated. Set aside for 10 minutes, until softened.

2. In a food processor fitted with the metal blade, process hemp oil and seeds, garlic and remaining lemon juice and salt, until somewhat smooth but the hemp seeds retain some texture. Add cilantro and process until chopped and blended, stopping the motor once to scrape down the sides of the work bowl. Add pesto to fettuccine, toss well and serve.

Tips Peeling the vegetables lengthwise produces the long, thin strips required for this recipe. For best results use a Y-shaped (slingshot) vegetable peeler.

When using a regular peeler, you can glide down the length of the vegetable to make one long, thin strip.

If you prefer, combine the ingredients for the marinade in a small bowl before tossing with the vegetables, to ensure even integration.

CASHEW CHEESECAKE

Raw Spicy Carrot Ginger Soup

This rich cake is particularly delicious served with fresh berries and a sprinkle of cinnamon. I like to save this for special occasions.

You will need a high-powered blender to achieve the smoothest consistency possible.

Makes 16 servings • High-powered blender • 9-inch (23 cm) springform pan Filling 4 cups raw cashews, soaked (see Tips) 1 L 1 cup filtered water 250 mL 1 cup raw agave nectar 250 mL 1 cup melted coconut oil (see Tips, 250 mL page 361) 1 tbsp raw vanilla extract 15 mL 2 tsp freshly squeezed lemon juice 10 mL

Crust 2 cups whole raw pecans 500 mL 1⁄4 cup chopped pitted soft dates 60 mL 1⁄2 tsp fine sea salt 2 mL 1. Filling: In a high-powered blender, combine soaked cashews, water, agave nectar, coconut oil, vanilla and lemon juice. Blend at high speed until smooth and creamy. Set aside.

2. Crust: In a food processor, pulse pecans, dates and salt until smooth (no large pieces should remain). Press into bottom of pan, ensuring that there are no gaps.

3. Assembly: Pour filling over crust and freeze for at least 2 hours or until firm in the center. This dessert can be made ahead and kept in the freezer for up to 1 month.

4. When you are ready to serve, remove from freezer and set aside to thaw for 15 to 20 minutes. Remove pan sides and slice. Serve immediately or cover and refrigerate for up to 1 week.

Tips To soak the cashews for this recipe, cover with 8 cups (2 L) water. Set aside for 1 hour. Drain, discarding soaking water, and rinse under cold running water until the water runs clear.

To check if the cake is frozen all the way through, insert a tester such as a wooden skewer or toothpick. If it comes out clean, then the cake is ready to be thawed.

For decades, coconut products (coconut oil, milk and flesh) have been painted with the anti–saturated fat brush, based on the assumption that saturated fat increases the risk for cardiovascular disease. However, recent studies have found otherwise, so long as the coconut products are unprocessed. In fact, an impressive benefit of coconut products is their ability to boost HDL (“good cholesterol”), which helps to reduce the risk for cardiovascular disease. Coconut is high in a type of saturated fat called medium-chain triglycerides (MCTs), which are unique in the sense that they are burned for energy and are less likely to be stored as body fat. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1618d1

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THURSDAY, OCT. 18 LAHAINA SUNRISE ROTARY CLUBS OKTOBERFEST – The Rotary Club of L Lahaina Sunrise is putting on its first annual Oktober fest celebration. It’s going down th historic old Pioneer Inn in Lahaina and will feature an authentic German buffet, at the liv Oompah band, polka dancing and a silent auction. The wearing of lederhosen, a live dirn dirndls (the dresses worn by German bar wenches) and other Oktoberfest attire is enc encouraged, but not required. Prizes will be awarded for the most aptly dressed, best hat most outstanding yodel, chicest Chicken Dance and other talents. Silent auction hat, item will include gift certificates for local restaurants, hotels, luau and activities along items a original artworks by Maui’s finest artists. The proceeds will benefit the Rotary of with jewelry and Sun Lahaina Sunrise Clubs youth and local community service projects. $50 presale,$60 at the 6pm. Historic Pioneer Inn (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-3636. door. 6pm

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ERIC OKDEH – The Hui No’eau presents muralist Eric Okdeh from the City of Philadelphia Mural Arts Program. In a collaboration between the Hui, reWailuku and the Wailuku community, Okdeh will lead a large-scale work of public art that reflects, inspires and represents the community. With a BFA in painting, Okdeh’s murals span beyond the borders of canvas and spills into the classroom. He will host an adult workshop on Mosaic Mural Making on Oct. 18 from 10am-4pm (see website for fee and supply list) and a FREE Artist Presentation about creating community engagement through public work of art on Oct. 25 from 6pm-7pm. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave, Makawao); 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com.

FRIDAY, OCT. 19

LAHAINA PLANTATION DAYS - Once again, the Lahaina Restoration Foundation is bringing us Plantation Days. Taking place at the site of the old Pioneer Mill, the event pays tribute to West Maui’s rich plantation heritage. There will be historical displays and exhibits, cultural areas, food booths, a beer tent, kid activities and entertainment by Hawaii’s popular entertainers. The event starts Thursday night (6-9pm) with the movie Picture Bride. There will also be music from Nuff Sedd (Friday) and Brothers Cazimero (Saturday). And Da Braddahs will host the whole thing! $3 daily admission/ $5 three-day pass. Ages 5 & under Free. 5pm-10pm. The Old Pioneer Mill (Lahainaluna Rd.); 808661-3262; lahainarestoration.org/plantationdays.

MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY “MAKTOBERFEST” – Makawao gears up for harvest season and goes “Maktober Fest.” Third Friday is starting to look a lot like fall. In an evening showcasing the best of Makawao, enjoy live free music by Benny C. Uyetake & Friends (6:30pm at the main stage), a pumpkin patch, festive “Maktober” beer specials, keiki friendly activities and food. Vendors range from Puerto Rican food options to Iron Imu (traditional cooking practice with a twist) BBQ. While the keiki enjoy the bounce castle or face painting by Rachel Deboer, adults can enjoy massages by Hale Ho’omana Spa and the creative fine jewelry of Chad Durgan at Maui Hands gallery. Can’t get enough? Join the after party at Casanova featuring Ekolu (9:30pm). Parking for the event can be found at the Makawao Base Yard (across from St. Joseph’s Church), Makawao Hongwanji, the two parking lots on Brewer Road and the Makawao Municipal Parking Lot near the library. Streets between Brewer and Makawao will close at 5:30pm. 6:30pm. Makawao (Baldwin & Makawao Ave.); facebook.com/makawao

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It’s a bold, but still fun, way to take a stand against domestic violence. Plus the first 200 registrants get a free t-shirt and all participants will be entered a drawing for $100 cash prize. To register, please visit the website or register the day of the event. $10. UH Maui Campus (310 West Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-242-6600; whwmaui.net.

SATURDAY, OCT. 20 CASINO NIGHT FUNDRAISER – Las Vegas is coming to Maui. The J. Walter Cameron Center, which has been around for three decades and is home to 15 agencies that provide health and human services to the community, is hosting a Casino Night fundraiser. Guests can look forward to live music, dinner and dancing. Legal gambling tables will include Blackjack, Roulette, Craps, Texas Hold ’em, Let It Ride and Bingo. There will also be a silent, live auction. $125. A table of 12 is $1,500. 6pm. King Kamehameha Golf Course (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-244-5546 or email candy@jwcameroncenter.org.

JOHN CRUZ – Stella Blues Supper Club presents Na Hoku Hanohano award winner John Cruz this Saturday. Exposed to a diverse blend of music at a young age, Cruz’s music career eventually took him performing on stages across the country. As a contributor to the slack key CD that won Hawaiian music’s first Grammy and was one of the first Hawaiians invited to showcase at the prestigious SXSW (South by Southwest) music festival, Cruz’s music speaks for itself. You can hear hits “Shine on,” “Sitting in Limbo” and “Island Style” in commercials, hotels and even airplanes.

But that’s nothing compared to seeing him live. Dinner & Show $60, 6pm. Show Only $30, 7:30pm. Stella Blues (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com.

SATURDAY, OCT. 20 HOMECOMING - Diamonds Ice Bar presents Homecoming this Saturday. And NO, this is NOT some high school thing.

This is an evening dedicated to all the fixins of a traditional homecoming, but for adults. Dress classy or wacky–you make the call. Sport your best smile while at the photo booth and bust a move to the beats of Maui’s favorite club Dj, DJ Illz.

Free. Adults Only (21). 9pm. Diamonds (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299; diamondsicebar.com.

SATURDAY, OCT. 20

NORTH SHORE CLEAN-UP – It’s time to clean up the North Shore. Water sports enthusiasts from Positive H2O, Surfrider Foundation Maui Chapter and Community Workday are hosting a large coastal cleaning effort stretching from Baldwin Beach to Ho’okipa. The third annual North Shore Clean Up is the collaborative efforts to encourage community participation in keeping our aina clean. Volunteers are encouraged to bring a bucket/reusable bag, gloves and water bottle (water provided). Flatbread Pizza will provide a free lunch for volunteers and a free raffle will be open to volunteers as well. 9am. Baldwin Beach (look for +H20 & Surfrider banners); 760-861-8494; maui@surfrider.org; info@positiveh2o.com.

SUNDAY, OCT. 21

HAUNTED HAIKU HIKE – Ever wanted to hike the Haiku rainforest through an organic farm while hearing Halloween tales of the Hawaiian land? No? Well, here’s your chance anyway! This weekend, join the island’s bravest adventurers as they make their way through a maze of old caves and bridge trolls, all the while steering clear of night marchers and the ghosts of “Chinese Miners.” What were these unfortunate souls mining on a volcanic island? Who cares! It’s Halloween! Oh, and there’s also some sort of Gypsy living under a waterfall. Again, it’s best that you leave your questions at home, ok? Keikifriendly activities are also available. If you book in advance you save $5 off the adult ticket and two kids are free. Drive up to the top of Awalau Road and park, then begin your hike on the dirt path with the Haunted Herdsman. What? Don’t ask... 2pm-8pm. $20 adult, $5 kids. (Haiku); 808-878-8091; jeremysafron.com/hauntedhike.

TUESDAY, SUNDAY, OCT. OCT.21 16 FALL HARVEST FESTIVAL – Take the whole family to Makawao to support Haku Baldwin Center’s therapeutic programs for children with special needs.

Serving patients of all ages, HBC visits over 400 patients island wide and uses small animals for therapy. HBC’s Horseback riding is dedicated solely to helping children with special needs. The “Fall Harvest Festival” includes pony rides, a petting zoo, haunted house, silent auction, farmer’s market, craft fair, food trucks and booths, face painting, balloon animals, games, a bake sale, Beanie Baby adoption and a keiki costume contest that starts at 1pm. All proceeds will benefit the Haku Baldwin Center. 9am-3pm. Haku Baldwin Center. (444 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-9129, www.facebook.com/hakubaldwincenter/info.

JAPANESE CERAMICS – Soaring Voices: Recent Ceramics by Women from Japan will make its last stop before returning to Japan at the MACC’s Schaefer International Gallery from Oct. 21 through Jan. 6. Showcasing over 80 works of Japanese clay on loan from museums and private collections, the curated exhibit opens a window into an ancient craft. Women have long been active participants in Japan’s renowned ceramic arts, but were limited to support roles. Now, works from 25 internationally recognized female artists are included in the exhibit. Please visit website for more information. 11am-5pm, Wed-Sun. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Schaefer Gallery. (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; mauiarts.org.

TUESDAY, OCT. 23 AMERICAN MUSIC FESTIVAL – The wait is over for the American Music Festival & Conference on Maui. Starting Tuesday, there will be six days of music festival happenings. Music Workshops will be held during the day (information below). With 40 acts, each night begins at 9:30pm and features a different category: CountryRock (Oct. 23 at Charley’s), singer songwriters (Oct. 24 at Lulu’s), rap (Oct. 25 at Oceans) and female pop (Oct. 26 at LuLu’s.) The finale will consist of new headlining acts on the main stage at Camp Keanae (Oct. 27-28 from 10am-10pm). Saturday’s back porch campfire jam will include a swimwear runway and more music. Sunday’s main stage will include a haute couture fashion show, the Final Act and the biggest, baddest all-ages Halloween Cosplay Ball with Kawaii Kon. For more information please contact amfc2012hawaii@gmail.com or amfc2012hawaii.com.

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ARGO ★★★★★ Rated R / 120 Min.

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he career transformation of movie star turned director Ben Affleck receives a third validation with his stirring new film, Argo. Affleck has had the fortune of working with many great filmmakers in his twentyplus years as an actor but, as recently as ten years ago, embarrassing star vehicles like Gigli, Surviving Christmas and the successful but awful Daredevil threatened to overshadow the films that worked. Along came Gone Baby, Gone and The Town, Affleck’s first two directed films that were among the best of their year. As a director, his generosity with actors, attention to authenticity and period detail and skill at storytelling is alarmingly good.

His new film begins with a terrifying sequence: the U.S. Embassy in Tehran being raided by an army of fierce, angry

anti-American protesters in 1979. The lead up to the Iran hostage crisis is staged like a massive prison riot, as the noise grows louder as the rioters get closer and closer.

The tension in this scene and many others throughout the film is nearly unbearable.

A CIA hostage specialist named Tony Mendez (played by Affleck) is brought in to assess a dire situation: six Americans escaped, are hiding and, if found, will be made political martyrs if militant extremists get to them first. Mendez’s insane but clever plan: establish contact with Hollywood filmmakers, create publicity for a fake scifi movie named Argo and proceed to the Middle East, in the midst of the country’s political strife, to rescue the escapees by giving them new identities as filmmakers.

Amazingly, this is a true story.

In his second film, The Town, Affleck gave himself the lead role, showcasing some of his best work as an actor but also giving the tremendous cast around him considerable time in the spotlight. Here, even though Mendez is the starring role, Affleck is merely a part of the ensemble and, once again, allows everyone room to deliver.

The smaller roles are full of seldom seen character actors like They look Hollywood to me Tate Donavan and Clea DuVall (both standouts as two of place is solidly established. the six in hiding), while Bryan Cranston One of the first images on screen is that and Kyle Chandler are solid as members of a burning American flag, which is counof the CIA. It’s hard to say who steals the tered by the flag’s Norman Rockwell-like movie more outright but it’s either John appearance in one of the last scenes. AfGoodman or Alan Arkin. Goodman is relifleck’s film is one of the most patriotic I’ve ably wonderful as a movie makeup artist seen in some time. Some of it feels a little and Arkin is terrific as a veteran filmmakmuch, especially during the wrap-up scenes er, both of whom orchestrate the Argo and the end credits. Thankfully, Affleck ruse in Hollywood that gives credibility avoids Michael Bay levels of pro-U.S. sentito Mendez’s elaborate escape plan. ment at cartoonish levels and instead keeps In addition to the superb cast, Affleck the emphasis on crafting a great story. keeps the suspense intact from start to The material is edgy but not always given finish. Even the comic interludes of Holthe in-depth balance a documentary could lywood phoniness don’t undercut the have provided. Affleck counters this by tension, which builds to nail biting levels keeping his story in motion, while the auduring the final hour. Affleck’s first two dience holds their breath in anticipation. ■ directorial efforts displayed a rare and alarmingly gritty look at life in Boston; To share or save this article, type: here, the 1970s period details are spot on mt.hy.pr/1618f in every scene and a feel for the time and

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KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Alex Cross-PG13-FRI-SAT 10:45, 1:00, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45, 10:00. SUN-WED 10:45, 1:00, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45.

Arbitrage-R-THU 7:00.

Argo-R-THU 11:00, 12:00, 1:40, 2:40, 4:20, 5:20, 7:00, 8:00. FRI-SAT 11:00, 12:00, 1:40, 2:40, 4:20, 5:20, 7:05, 8:05, 9:40, 10:40. SUN-WED 11:00, 12:00, 1:40, 2:40, 4:20, 5:20, 7:00, 8:05.

Hotel Transylvania-PG-THU 10:55, 1:05, 3:15, 5:25, 7:35. FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00, 9:40. SUN-WED 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00.

Hotel Transylvania 2D-PG-FRI-SAT 12:00, 2:40, 5:20, 8:00, 10:40. SUN-WED 12:00, 2:40, 5:20, 8:00.

Sinister-R-THU 11:50, 2:15, 4:40, 7:05. FRISAT 12:05, 2:30, 4:55, 7:20, 9:45. SUN-WED 12:05, 2:30, 4:55, 7:20.

Step Up Revolution 2D-PG13-THU 11:00, 1:15.

The Bourne Legacy-PG13-THU 3:40.

The Master-R-THU 10:45, 1:40, 4:35, 7:30.

KUKUI MALL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Argo-R-TH U 1:30, 4:05, 6:45, 9:25. FR ISAT 11:30, 2:15, 5:00, 7:45, 10:20. SU N 11:30, 2:15, 5:00, 7:45. MON-WE D 1:30, 4:05, 6:45, 9:25.

Frankenweenie-PG-THU 1:10, 3:30, 5:30, 7:30, 9:20. FRI-SUN 11:00, 1:00, 3:00, 5:00.

MON-WED 1:00, 3:00, 5:00.

Looper-R-THU 1:15, 3:45, 6:30, 9:05. FRI-SAT

NEW THIS WEEK ALEX CROSS - PG13 - Crime/Thriller - A

detective’s family member is murdered, so said detective hunts down the killer. The end.

Or is it? I don’t know–I haven’t actually seen the picture. Or have I? 101 min.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4 - R- Horror -

More creepy video footage of creepy people in a creepy suburb where creepy, murderous stuff happens. Hey, whatever sells, right? 88 min.

NOW PLAYING ARGO - R - Thriller - A CIA guy concocts a risky plan to save six Americans during the 1979 Iranian Revolution. Ben Affleck stars and directs. See this week’s film critique. 120 min.

ATLAS SHRUGGED PART 2 - NYR - Fan-

tasy - The global economy is crashing, and only Ayn Rand can save us! 112 min.

END OF WATCH - R - Drama - Pieced to-

gether with “found footage,” this movie tells the story of two good LA cops who happen upon a heinous crime. 109 min.

FRANKENWEENIE - PG - Comedy/Anima-

tion - Tim Burton directs this imaginative cartoon about a scientist who brings his dead dog back to life. 87 min.

7:00, 9:45. SUN 7:00. MON-WED 7:00, 9:30.

Paranormal Activity 4-R-FRI-SAT 11:15, 1:30, 3:45, 6:00, 8:10, 10:25. SUN 11:15, 1:30, 3:45, 6:00, 8:10. MON-WED 1:30, 3:45, 6:00, 8:10.

Taken 2-PG13-THU 1:00, 3:00, 5:00, 7:00, 9:10. FRI-SAT 11:05, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00, 10:05. SUN 11:05, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00.

MON-WED 1:20, 3:40, 5:50, 8:15.

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Atlas Shrugged Part 2-Unrated-THU (1:50, 4:35), 7:10, 9:50. FRI (1:50, 4:35), 7:10, 9:50.

SAT-SUN (1:50), 4:35, 7:10, 9:50. MON-WED (1:50, 4:35), 7:10, 9:50.

End of Watch-R-THU (1:35, 4:10), 7:05, 9:40. FRI (1:30, 4:10), 7:05, 9:35. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:10, 7:05, 9:35. MON-WED (1:30, 4:10), 7:05, 9:35.

Frankenweenie-PG-THU (1:45, 4:00), 6:15, 8:30. FRI (11:40, 4:00), 6:15. SAT-SUN (11:40), 4:00, 6:15. MON-WED (4:00), 6:15.

Frankenweenie 3D-PG-THU (2:15, 4:25), 6:45, 9:00. FRI (1:45), 8:30. SAT-SUN (1:45), 8:30. MON-WED (1:45), 8:30.

Here Comes The Boom-Unrated-THU (2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30. FRI (11:30, 2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (11:30, 2:00), 4:30, 7:00, 9:30.

MON-WED (2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30.

House At The End Of The Street-PG13THU (4:15), 9:25.

Looper-R-THU (3:30) 6:30, 9:15. FRI (12:35, 3:30), 6:30, 9:15. SAT-SUN (12:35), 3:30, 6:30, 9:15. MON-WED (3:30), 6:30, 9:15.

Paranormal Activity 4-R-THU 9:00. FRI (11:45, 12:45, 2:10, 3:00, 4:25, 5:15), 6:45, 7:30, 9:00,

HERE COMES THE BOOM - NYR - Action/

Comedy - A high school biology teachers raises money for his school’s extracurricular activities by becoming an MMA fighter. 105 min.

HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA - PG - Animation

- Dracula is now operating a resort for monsters, but then some meddling boy shows up and falls for his daughter. Typical. 91 min.

LOOPER - R - Sci-Fi/Thriller - Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays a mob enforcer who uses a time-machine, but then one day his bosses want him to erase his future self in the past, or his past self in the future. Wait, that won’t work. Anyway, you get the idea. 118 min.

THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER -

PG13 - Drama/Romance - Two seniors help a shy freshman grow up. 103 min.

PITCH PERFECT - PG13 - Music/Comedy -

Beca joins her college’s all-girl singing group and then funny stuff happens, I guess. 112 min.

SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS - R - Comedy/

Crime - A struggling screenwriter gets involved with the mob after his pals kidnap a Shih Tzu. Don’t ask. 109 min.

SINISTER - R - Horror - Another found

footage ghost picture, this time starring Ethan Hawke. 110 min.

TAKEN 2 - PG13 - Action/Crime - Last time ex-

CIA guy Mills (Liam Neeson) killed his daugh-

9:45. SAT-SUN (11:45, 12:45, 2:10, 3:00), 4:25, 5:15, 6:45, 7:30, 9:00, 9:45. MON-WED (2:10, 3:00, 4:25, 5:15), 6:45, 7:30, 9:00, 9:45.

Pitch Perfect-PG13-THU (2:20, 4:40), 7:15, 9:55. FRI (11:35, 2:05, 4:40), 7:15, 9:55. SATSUN (11:35, 2:05), 4:40, 7:15, 9:55. MONWED (2:05, 4:40), 7:15, 9:55.

Seven Psychopaths-R-THU (2:30), 5:00), 7:30, 10:00. FRI (11:50, 2:15, 4:50), 7:20, 10:00.

SAT-SUN (11:50, 2:15), 4:50, 7:20, 10:00.

MON-WED (2:15, 4:50), 7:20, 10:00.

Taken 2-PG13-THU (2:20, 2:45, 4:45, 5:05), 6:55, 9:20. FRI (11:55, 12:25, 2:20, 2:45, 4:45, 5:05), 6:55, 7:25, 9:20, 9:40. SAT-SUN (11:55, 12:25, 2:20, 2:45), 4:45, 5:05, 6:55, 7:25, 9:20, 9:40. MON-WED (2:20, 2:45, 4:45, 5:05), 6:55, 7:25, 9:20, 9:40.

The Perks of Being A Wallflower-PG13-THU (1:40, 4:20), 6:50, 9:10. FRI (1:40, 4:20), 6:50, 9:10. SAT-SUN (1:40), 4:20, 6:50, 9:10. MONWED (1:40, 4:20), 6:50, 9:10.

Trouble With The Curve-PG13-THU (1:30), 6:40.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

Argo-R-THU (1:30, 4:00), 6:45, 9:30. FRI (1:30, 4:00), 6:45, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:00, 6:45, 9:30. MON-WED (1:30, 4:00), 6:45, 9:30.

Frankenweenie-PG-THU (1:30, 4:00), 6:30, 9:00.

Paranormal Activity 4-R-FRI (2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (2:00), 4:30, 7:00, 9:30.

MON-WED (2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30.

Taken 2-PG13-THU (2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30. FRI (1:30, 4:00), 6:30, 9:00. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:00, 6:30, 9:00. MON-WED (1:30, 4:00), 6:30, 9:00.

ter’s kidnapper. Now that kidnapper’s father has kidnapped Mills and his wife. Sigh. 91 min.

LAST CHANCE ARBITRAGE - R - Drama - Richard Gere stars as a hedge fund manager who messes up and then needs to ask someone for help. 100 min.

THE BOURNE LEGACY - PG13 - Action/Ad-

venture - In this Matt Damon-less incarnation of Robert Ludlum’s spy novel, Jeremy Renner plays American super-assassin Aaron Cross. 135 min.

HOUSE AT THE END OF THE STREET -

PG13 - Horror - A mom and daughter move next door to some kid whose sister murdered her parents. Hilarity ensues. 101 min.

THE MASTER - R - Drama - Paul Thomas

Anderson wrote and directed this tale of an unsettled naval veteran who meets the charismatic leader of The Cause, which bears remarkable resemblance to Scientology. 137 min.

STEP UP: REVOLUTION - PG13 - Drama - Emily moves to Miami to become a professional dancer, then totally falls for dance crew leader Sean who lives in a neighborhood Emily’s land developer pop may demolish. 97 min.

TROUBLE WITH THE CURVE - PG13 - Drama

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clude classes on tri-leaf making, ‘ukulele lessons, and much more. Open to anyone with a Festivals of Aloha ribbon. $5 FOA ribbon for entry; to make hotel reservations, please call. Travassa Hotel, (5031 Hana Hwy.); 808-270-5276 TOURS OF KAHANU GARDEN - Mon, Oct 22 through Wed, Oct 24. A free unguided tour for 2012 Festivals of Aloha ribbon holders. Kahanu Garden, National Tropical Botanical Garden, (650 ‘Ula’ino Rd, Hana) KEIKI ALOHA ATTIRE CONTEST - Tue, Oct 23. A chance for Hana’s keiki to strut their stuff for a chance to win prizes and treats at the end of this fun-filled event. Free. 5-8pm Helene Hall, (150 Keawa Pl., Hana) MOVIE IN THE PARK - Wed, Oct 24. Grab your friends and family and head to the ballpark to catch Hawaiian Legends (from the film series of George Tahara) and The Avengers on the outdoor screen. Food items for sale include chicken curry stew, fry bread, hot buttered popcorn and a selection of hot and cold drinks. Helene Hall is the alternate site if there is a rain out. Free admission. 5:30-10pm Hana Ball Park, (5101 Uakea Rd.)

FOODIE ROTARY CLUB OF LAHAINA’S 1ST ANNUAL OKTOBERFEST - Thu, Oct 18. See This Week’s Picks. $50 presale, $60 at door. 6pm Pioneer Inn Grill & Bar, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-2811169; uli@mauitechguru.com BRIGIT & BERNARD’S OKTOBERFEST Fri, Oct 19 & Sat, Oct 20. Maui’s original 15th annual event includes an all-you-can-eat buffet featuring Bavarian style dishes along with a wide selection of Oktoberfest beer, the oompah band Dorfmisikanten, and a costume contest with great prizes. $38 buffet. 6-10pm Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe, (335 Ho’ohana St., Kahului); 808-877-6000; mauihawaii.org/ restaurants/brigit-bernards A TASTE OF ASIAN BLEND - Sat, Oct 20. A gourmet food and music gala celebrating the 40th anniversary of Hawaii’s top variety dance band, Asian Blend. Featuring a live demonstration by award-winning executive sous chef Colin Hazama of Starwood Resorts Sheraton Waikiki. $75 per person. 5-10pm Maui Tropical Plantation Showroom, (1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808244-5555; mauitropicalplantation.com

HANA PARADE AND CELEBRATION - Sat, Oct 20. This town party celebration includes floats, vintage cars, motorcycles, Hana’s AYSO soccer teams and this year’s Grand Marshal, all preceded by the Hana Royal Court. Learn how to make coconut baskets, a Hawaiian nut lei, lauhala weaving, and haku lei making in the demo tents. Further activities include makahiki games for the children, entertainment by Halau Malani O Kapehe, the “Tiny Malakini” public service award, food concessions and craft booths. Free. 11am-4pm Hana Ball Park, (5101 Uakea Rd.)

MAUI FARMER’S UNION UNITED GATHERING/POTLUCK - Tue, Oct 23. This celebration of food begins with a locavore potluck, and continues with educational presentations related to growing, processing and consuming of locally produced nutrient dense foods using regenerative agriculture practices. Bring your favorite locally grown dish to share. Members $5, Non-Members $10. 6-9pm Haiku Community Center, (Hana Hwy at Pilialoha St.); mauifarmersunionunited.weebly.com

OHANA BEACH DAY - Sun, Oct 21. This funfilled beach day includes a keiki/wahine shoreline fishing tournament, live entertainment from 10am-12pm, ohana pool day games (babies through adults) at noon, and food booths. Free.

7am-5pm Hana Bay, (Uakea Rd.)

AKAKU HALLOWEEN SHOUT-OUTS - Dress in costume, tell a spooky tale, or simply send Halloween wishes to your friends and family. Come as an individual or bring a whole group. Tapings are being held Mon thru Fri between 1pm and 5pm or you can send your own videos, including skits and pranks. Deadline is 10/25. Segments will be aired from 10/26 thru Halloween night at 5pm on channel 52. If you’re interested in scheduling a taping or for more info, please call. Free.

Akaku Community Television, (333 N. Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; akaku.org

SPORTS NIGHT AT THE PARK - Mon, Oct 22.

Tennis doubles tournament and volleyball games.

Free. 4-9pm Hana Ball Park, (5101 Uakea Rd.) TRAVASSA HOTEL EVENTS - Mon, Oct 22 through Wed, Oct 24. Daily cultural activities in-

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TRUNK OR TREAT AT HAIKU SCHOOL - Fri, Oct 19. The theme for this year’s annual trunk or treat event is “Haiku’s Ghost Town.” Decorate your car and bring it with candy to share.

Haiku School’s 5th graders will be selling refreshments and hosting a Haunted House with a $2 entry fee. There will be costume and best decorated car contests starting at 6pm. Stay after the contests for a showing of the movie “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”. To reserve a space for your car, please call. 5-7:30pm Haiku Elementary School, (105 Pauwela Rd.); 808-269-0525; haikuschoolpcnc@gmail.com HALLOWEEN SLEEPOVER - Fri, Oct 19.

Children ages 8-13 are invited to a fun and educational Halloween-themed sleepover with hands-on discovery lessons and Halloween themed crafts. $60 plus tax per child (includes meals, snacks and souvenir); 15% discount for members. Reservations required.

5:30pm-8am Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-270-7075; mauioceancenter.com; info@mauioceancenter.com HAUNTED HAIKU HALLOWEEN HIKE - Sat, Oct 20 and Sun, Oct 21. See This Week’s Picks.

Adults $20, kids $5. 2-8pm (Awalau and Kaupakalua); 808-878-8091; hauntedhaikuhike.com

TICKETS ON SALE THE DUKES OF SEPTEMBER RHYTHM REVUE - Thu, Oct 25. Grammy Award-winning singer-songwriters Donald Fagen of Steely Dan fame, Michael McDonald, solo artist and formerly with The Doobie Brothers, and legendary front-man Boz Scaggs will join forces and hit the stage as The Dukes of September Rhythm Revue. $55, $75, $95. 7pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org GHOULIN ROUGE, “CIRQUE DE FREAK” Fri, Oct 26. An annual fundraiser with gourmet pupus, live entertainment and a costume contest. This year’s theme takes an “adults-only Halloween party into the world of the traditional old traveling circus.” A 21 and up event. $85 and up.

6-10pm Montessori of Maui, (2933 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-573-0374; momi.org MACBETH - Fri, Oct 26 through Sun, Nov 11.

MAPA presents Shakespeare’s Macbeth. Showings - Fri and Sat: 7:30pm and Sun: 2:00pm. $18 for adults, $15 for seniors and students. Steppingstone Playhouse, (Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-2448760; mauiacademy.org KANEKOA - Fri, Oct 26. A six-piece band from Maui’s North shore blending Hawaiian, rock, roots reggae, folk, and blues in their performances. No cover. 10pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com COMEDIAN RUSSELL PETERS - Fri, Oct 26.

Canadian-Indian comedian and actor Russell Peters brings his Notorious 2012 World Tour to Maui with new material. His stand-up performances mostly feature comedy, where he uses humor to highlight racial, ethnic, class and cultural stereotypes. $65, $45, $25 (plus applicable fees).

7pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

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Envy Nightclub 9pm; $10 cover

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

BLUE LAGOON Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

Refuge Week at Kealia Pond. Special presentations by Sonny Gamponia on Sat, Oct 20: “Bird Photography Tips” at 9-10am and “Wetland Wonders” at 11am-12pm. Free. Kealia Pond, (Milepost 6 Mokulele Hwy., Kihei); 808875-1582; fws.gov/kealiapond PICNIC FOR POKI - A monthly Hawaiian music event honoring the late Allen “Braddah Poki” Pokipala. This month’s featured guests are the Hula Honeys. Free (coffee and baked goods for sale).

11am Historic Kaahumanu Church, (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-871-7720 4TH ANNUAL LAHAINA PLANTATION DAYS - See This Week’s Picks. $3/night or $5 for 3-day pass. Thu (Movie Night): 6-9pm and Fri & Sat: 5-10:30pm Under the Smokestack, The Old Pioneer Mill ground, (Lahainaluna Rd.) lahainarestoration.org/plantationdays.html ERIC OKDEH ARTIST PRESENTATION - See This Week’s Picks. 10am-4pm Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808572-6560; huinoeau.com.

CANDIDATES NIGHT 2012 - The only forum of its kind in West Maui invites all candidates appearing on the W. Maui ballot and providing an opportunity for each candidate to give an introductory statement followed by pre-selected questions in a debate format from the WMTA moderator. Free admission and dinner.

5pm Lahaina Civic Center Social Hall, (1840 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-661-4685

FRIDAY, OCT 19 “LEARN TO PLAY GUITAR IN A DAY” - A 1-day workshop for busy adults who want to learn to play guitar but don’t have time for weekly lessons. Learn basic chords, simple strumming and picking patterns, play familiar songs, learn music theory, tablature, tuning, guitar care, music resources and more. Students provide their own acoustic guitar. $94. 10am-3pm UH Maui College, (315 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 984-3231; edventuremaui.com WALK A MILE IN HER SHOES - See This Week’s Picks. $10. 4:30pm UH Maui College, (310 Kaahu-

Ultra w/ DJ CIA 10pm; no cover

MON - DJ Drew P / TUE - Toxic Tuesdays w/ DJ TRVR / WED - Jack’d Up w/ DJ Del Sol and DJ CIA (all sets 10pm; no cover)

Get Your Sexy On w/ DJ La Rage 10pm; no cover

Kenny & the P.E.S.T.S. 10pm-close; no cover

Ladies Night 10pm-close; no cover

Ladies Nite w/ DJ 10pm; no cover

Bob Jones and The Drive 7-9:30pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

Ekolu Acoustic & Plugged In 9:30pm; $15 cover

Dr. Nat and Rio Ritmo Samba Y Salsa Y Latin Pop, 10pm; $10 cover

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30-8:30pm

DJ Stylz and DJ Kamikaze 9:30pm; ladies free, $10

Jeremy Sole w/ DJ Boomshot, 10pm, $10-20

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MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE Howard Ahia & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter D, 7:30-10pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:3010pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Rampage 10pm; no cover

House Shakers 9pm; no cover

Homecoming Dance 9pm; no cover

Gina Martenilli 6pm; no cover

MON - Gomega, 10pm / TUE - Pool League, 10pm / WED - Jukebox Party, 10pm

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Erin Smith 6-9pm; no cover

Jordan T. 6-9pm; no cover

Bob Jones & Nils Rosenblad 6-9pm; no cover

Avi Ronen & Indio 6-9pm; no cover

Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Cane Fire 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)

DigiLuxe w/ DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

CASANOVA

Evan Shulman 6-9pm; no cover

manu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; whwmaui.net MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY - See This Week’s Picks. 6:30pm (Baldwin & Makawao Ave.); facebook.com/makawao SOARING VOICES GALA - This benefit gala includes a champagne reception and gallery walk-through with the exhibit’s curators and artists from Japan, dinner from Chef Sheldon Simeon of Old Lahaina Luau, and live entertainment by Kumu Hula Napua Makua. $250/person; $350/person (special package admission to all events). 6pm Yokouchi Pavilion/Courtyard, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org FIRE ANTS PRESENTATION - See This Week’s Picks. 7pm. Hannibal Tavares Community Center, Pool Room (91 Pukalani St.); 808-214-8887.

SATURDAY, OCT 20 AUTUMN FOOD & CRAFT FAIR - This annual pre-holiday event features Oahu and Maui crafters selling their goods, musical entertainment and an array of baked products, pickled goods and bentos. 7:30am-12pm Wailuku Hongwanji Mission, (1828 Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-244-9036 ANNUAL DAY OF HOPE 10K RUN/5K WALK - This event is hosted by Howard Dashefsky of Sports People Hawaii and includes a 10K run/5k walk, keiki dash, Locks of Love donation booth, traditional Hawaiian canoe ceremony and continental breakfast. Proceeds benefit cancer research and services. 7am Four Seasons Resort, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000 ext 4153; dayofhopemaui.com THIRD ANNUAL NORTH SHORE CLEAN UP - See This Week’s Picks. 9am-12pm Baldwin Beach, (Paia); 760-861-8494; surfrider. org/maui; maui@surfrider.org HIGH TECH MAUI’S SOCIAL MEDIA BOOT CAMP - If you’re new to social media, or starting to think about an overall social media strategy for your business, this workshop is for you. Seating is limited to 30. Register online. $65 (lunch is included). 10am-

Sunrize Saturday w/ DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dave Caroll / TUE - Jordan Cuddy / WED - Wolf (all sets 7pm; no cover) TUE - Willie K and The Warehouse Blues Band, 9pm; $10 / WED - Ladies Night - Fast Forward w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm

MON - Amy’s Party Mix / TUES - Dance Party WED - Soccer Dance Party (10pm; no cover)

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pm / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm (no cover)

Willie K 11am-2pm; no cover

4pm Malcom Center, (1305 Holopono St., Suite 5, Kihei); hightechmaui.com; info@hightechmaui.com SATURDAY MATINEE: SCOOBY DOO’S ORIGINAL MYSTERIES - Join Scooby Doo, Shaggy, Freddy, Daphne, and Velma as they solve mysteries investigating haunted castles and ghost towns. These mildly-scary cartoons are suitable for ages 5 and older; all children must be accompanied by a parent or caregiver. Free admission, popcorn and bottled water. 10:30am-12pm Kihei Public Library, Children’s Area, (35 Waimahaihai St.); 808-875-6833; librarieshawaii.org VIVA LAS VEGAS CASINO NIGHT FUNDRAISER - See This Week’s Picks. To obtain tickets, call or e-mail. $125 per person, a table of 12 is $1,500. 6pm King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808244-5546; candy@jwcameroncenter.org

SUNDAY, OCT 21 FALL HARVEST FESTIVAL - See This Week’s Picks. 9am-3pm Haku Baldwin Center, (444 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-9129; facebook.com/hakubaldwincenter SOARING VOICES: MACC SYMPOSIUM WITH SPEAKERS - Guest speakers include Jay Jensen of Honolulu Museum of Art - Moderator, Hiroko Miura, Maya Nishi, Joan B. Mirviss, Anne Nishimura Morse, Halsey and Alice North. $30; optional gourmet lunch $15. 9am-3pm Schaefer International Gallery, (MACC, 1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org SOARING VOICES: RECENT CERAMICS BY WOMEN FROM JAPAN - Sun, Oct 21. See This Week’s Picks. Free. 11am-5pm Schaefer International Gallery, (MACC, 1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; mauiarts.org MFOL CENTENNIAL PARTY - Maui Friends of the Library celebrates its centennial with a party! There will be an old-fashioned ice cream social, keiki activities and the bookstore will be open for purchases and new membership. Free (donations accepted).

1-4pm MFOL Used Bookstore, (300 S. Puunene Ave., Kahului); 808-871-6563

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“BEST LATE NIGHT IN MAUI” “BEST SINGLES SCENE IN MAUI”

MUSIC STARTS AT 9:30PM $15 COVER

EKOLU DOUBLE FEATURE: ACOUSTIC AND PLUGGED IN

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SHOW STARTS AT 10PM $10 COVER

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TUESDAY NIGHTS IN OCTOBER

WILLIE K

SHOW STARTS AT 9PM $10 COVER

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ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

JAY’S PLACE

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

MON - Farzad & Mike Madden / TUE Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pm-close; no cover)

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

MON - Ekolu Kalama, 10:30pm-close WED - Ma’a, 10pm-close; no cover

Go Get ‘Em 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S

WED - Karaoke

Kawika 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

John Grover 7pm; no cover

MON - That’s What I’m Talking About TUE - Da Ha-y-ans / WED - Herb Anderson (all sets 7pm; no cover)

1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Willie K 9-11pm; $5 cover

1810 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6:30pm, no cover

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (all sets no cover)

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

Free Karaoke

Free Pool

Free Pool

MON - Free Pool / TUE - Free Karaoke/Pool WED - Free Pool

Free Pool

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR

MON - Open Mic Night, 6-10pm; no cover

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Live Jazz 7-10pm; no cover

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA

TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm; no cover

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Karaoke Night 10:30pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 6:30-9:30pm; no cover

All Access DJs Big Mike & Money Mike, 10pm; $10

MERRIMAN’S

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

MON - The Benoits / TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae (all sets 6-9pm)

Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Joe Benedett w/ Tom Conway 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers w/ Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - Hawaiian Steel Guitar, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover / TUE - Private Event WED - Willie K, 7-9pm; $65 dinner & show

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MOANA BAKERY & CAFE 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MONDAY, OCT 22 BLOOD DRIVE - An opportunity for Maui residents to give blood to help pump up State blood supply. Must be 18 years of age or older (17 with signed consent form). 9am-4pm Kamehameha Schools, Maui campus, Gymnasium, (275 Aapueo Pkwy., Makawao); 800-372-9966; bbh.org ETH-NOH-TEC PERFORMANCE OF “ASIAN TREASURE BAG” - Members of Eth-Noh-Tec, an award-winning kinetic Asian American Story Theater company based in San Francisco, will perform “Asian Treasure Bag,” a collection of modern and traditional folktales from Asia through the spoken word, theater, dance and music. Free.

6:30pm Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; librarieshawaii.org SOARING VOICES: ARTIST LECTURES AND DEMONSTRATIONS - Mon, Oct 22 and Tue, Oct 23. Learn about the techniques and materials of visiting artists from Japan. $30 per day or $50 for both days; optional gourmet lunch $15 per day. 10am3pm Schaefer International Gallery, (MACC, 1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

TUESDAY, OCT 23 BLOOD DRIVE - Tue, Oct 23 and Wed, Oct 24.

An opportunity for Maui residents to give blood to help pump up State blood supply. Must be 18 years of age or older (17 with signed consent form). 10/23: 8am-5:30pm, 10/24: 7am-2:30pm Church of Jesus Christ Latter Day Saints, Kahului Hawaii Stake, Gymnasium, (125 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 800-372-9966; bbh.org HAVING FUN WITH ALZHEIMER’S - Meet Michael and Margaret O’Brien, authors of “Having Fun with Alzheimer’s: A ‘How to’ Book for Caregivers.”

They will share their experiences and offer suggestions on how to cope with the many challenges of caring for a loved one with Alzheimer’s. Free. 6:30-

WED - Kenny Roberts, 6-9pm; no cover

Benoit Jazz Works 7-9pm; no cover Murray Thorne, 6:30-8:30pm / Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish da Dish 9:30pm-12am; no cover

7:30pm Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St.); 808-875-6833; librarieshawaii.org

WEDNESDAY, OCT 24 PERMACULTURE DESIGN 101 - This interactive program presented by Claire Kellerman, introduces the principles of Permaculture Design, and showcases inspirational Earth Architecture homes and projects. Ages 12 and older. Free. 6:30-8pm Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; librarieshawaii.org

Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Fausto 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm.

(130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - A weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring a performance

by Leokane and CJ ‘Boom’ Helekahi, art gallery receptions, artist appearances and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. Free. 6pm-close. The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com / @ShopsAtWailea

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Fri, Jordan T. 6-9pm; Sat, Bob Jones & Nils Rosenblad 6-9pm; Sun, Avi Ronen & Indio 6-9pm; Thu, Erin Smith 6-9pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

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CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Wolf 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon & Ron 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku & Peter DeAquino 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Kulewa 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika, Roy & Albert 6:30pm; Sat, Ron, Ikaika & Damon 1:30pm; Sat, Damon/Ron/ Keali’i 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian Trio 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808-667-6636.

COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:3010pm; Mon, Peter deAquino 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

WEST MAUI 100WINES - Fri, Indio and Avi 8-10pm. (Lahaina Gateway Center, 325 Keawe St. #105); 808-661-6181.

CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm; Sun, Willie K 11am-2pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

KIMO’S - Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Sun, Benny Uyetake and Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Mon, Benny Uyetake and Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Fri, Willie K 9-11pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm.

(730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Wainee St Unit 1 & 2, Lahaina); 808-667-6655.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Fri, Justin Phillips 6:309:30pm; Sat, Ben DeLeon 6:30-9:30pm; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, The Benoits 5:308:30pm; Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

PARADISE GRILL - Thu, Mark Johnson & John Zangrande 6-9pm; Fri, Teri Garrison 6-8pm; Sat, JD & Harry 6-8pm; Sun, Hawaiian Music Night 6-8pm; Mon, Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos 6-9pm; Tue, JD & Harry 6-8pm. (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Brother Damien’s Ocean Beach Party 7:30-10pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Wed,

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Willie K 7-9pm; Thu, Murray Thorne 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Joe Benedett with Tom Conway 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers w/ Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, Hawaiian Steel Guitar 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Joel Katz 5:306:30pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

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BY CAERIEL CRESTIN LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) You may not be able to speak Canine, but you can reasonably assume that when your dog lies down at your feet both of you experience some degree of comfort and pleasure. It’s just one minor example of the levels of communication you’re capable of. Since the exotic creature you’re trying to commune with this week is actually human, if completely unfamiliar in every other way, rest assured that some mutually beneficial arrangement is not only possible, it’s likely. Just keep being sensitive to what you can do to make those (of all species) around you happy; they’ll more than return the favor.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Whether you’ve pricked your finger against the shiny spindle of the gold-thread-producing spinning wheel, the thorny projections of your own new growth, or the jagged edges of someone’s broken heart, it hurts. The source of pain is almost irrelevant; Only your reaction to it matters. How disappointing if it keeps you from reaching out into uncertain places, because some of the most important treasures you’ve ever gotten or will get come from unknown territories just like those. You can’t make yourself safe from the nicks and cuts life dishes out. Those risks are what make it worth it.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) The Monks of New Skete, New York, breed dogs and train “trouble dogs.” Their monastery is at least partially supported by these ventures and their products—like several outstanding books (including How to Be Your Dog’s Best Friend). The dogs living there lead a monastic lifestyle themselves, getting up early and accompanying their masters throughout the day. It’s a mutually beneficial arrangement: the dogs get to spend time with their human “pack” and the monks enjoy non-intrusive relief from their essential solitude and isolation. It’s a great combination that works on so many levels, including making the monastery money. You’re so close to creating a similar Win-Win-Win-Win situation; I hope you can grab some inspiration from this example to push you over the edge.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Winter lurks in the wings, waiting to ambush nostalgically stubborn summer lovers with its frigid malevolence. Don’t scoff. Naturally, no one should be surprised by anything as basically predictable as a seasonal change. Yet, a similarly expected event is on the verge of catching you off-guard, or at least woefully underprepared. What’s your excuse? The looming deadline (of whatever sort) didn’t just suddenly appear. Instead of laughing at those idiots still wearing shorts (and freezing their knees off), wrap your scarf on tight and catch up on preparations for the “winter” that’s hitting your house.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Since when did you become such a prankster? Wile E., I should call you. You didn’t always have time for practical jokes. I can only conclude, that contrary to your master plan, the lazy loafers you occasionally surround yourself with are rubbing off on you, instead of you on them. That’s not always a bad thing. In this case, I’m happy to be the butt of your cleverly planned tricks. But I’m concerned about some of the other less savory aspects of your slacker buds, specifically their rampant flakiness. I see the first symptoms of unreliability all over you, like a rash. Maintain your effectiveness. In other words, keep making time for jokes, but don’t become one.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Don’t fling the ring down the drain accidentallyon-purpose. Although your main “thing” seems to be cutting into your Alone Time and preventing or occluding much-needed self-reflection, resist throwing it away entirely. Ah, the demands of a relationship! The price sometimes seems high, especially now, when you’re craving freedom and mental solitude instead of the sex or intimacy you thought you wanted a while back. I understand and support your current desire for quiet contemplation.

Just remember how quickly these moods of yours can change. By the time you finish breaking up

with your jealous lover, you’ll probably want him/ her back. There’s got to be a better way to get the downtime you need. This week, find it.

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Friends are just like anything else; there are certain combinations you simply don’t try. You wouldn’t mix paisley and plaid, olives and caramel, or raw oysters and roller coasters. People are a different category, it’s true. But you’re astute enough to know when bringing two of them together might be a happy combination (“Your chocolate’s in my peanut butter…”) and when it’s simply a disaster waiting to happen. Don’t assume that everyone that likes you will automatically like each other. Pay attention to potential compatibilities or disharmonies this week. Your friends won’t know to thank you for doing it, but consider their silence a blessing; they’d be sure to gripe if you didn’t bother.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Yowzers! This week you’re due for a moment of geeky clarity so pure and simple it’s straight out of a 60s sitcom. Don’t knock it. Moments like these are rare for you. Put your usual activities (especially those involving reality-avoidance) on hold to act on this brief lucidity. It’s easier than you think, sometimes as simple as saying, “Gee, Mrs. Brady, I’m sorry I broke your lamp. I’ll never play ball in the house again.” If you successfully follow the straightforward guidance of even half of the Partridge-Family-style solutions that’ll occur to you this week, you can finally rid your life of most of the nasty complications you spend so much time avoiding. Then you can return next week to your usual boozing and floozing with a much lighter heart.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Primarily you’ve been a victim of your own bad planning, or total lack thereof. What do you mean, what do I mean? Some minor examples: Your baked bean dinner had you tooting all morning, to the dismay of fellow commuters and coworkers. And not even understandable forgetfulness can excuse the fact that you scheduled dates with your two favorite people, on the same night. The fact that your dis-ease is self-inflicted is a good thing; it’s therefore in your own power to affect a cure. Organize yourself, and be amazed at how hassle-free your future can be.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Here I am, flapping my elbows and clucking provocatively. You know what I’m teasing you about: a regrettable, embarrassing failure of courage and imagination that has cost you, to date, 238 minutes of precious sleep. Almost four hours of your time has been spent rehashing what you should have done.

Stop the insanity. Knock yourself out if you have to—you need the sleep. Why? Because your second chance—yes, a tiny little window of opportunity—is coming up. Unless you’re well-rested, primed, and ready to leap enthusiastically and unreservedly through it, you’ll miss this one too. And who knows how much sleep that might cost you.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Backstage following a college theater production, I asked the star of the show: “Don’t you feel egotistical taking a second bow?” “Oh, it’s not for me,” he replied, “It’s for them. They feel cheated if I don’t give them enough chances to love me.” It’s arrogant but true; the enthusiastic audience got way more out of clapping, cheering, and hollering than Mr. Cool did from receiving it. They would’ve left disappointed and unrequited if he’d failed to appear for more adoration. While you don’t need to retain the blasé, unruffled calm of my fellow actor, you do need to follow his example. Give people more chances to love you. They will.

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