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A. Linda Lingle (U.S. Senate) B. Kawika Crowley (U.S. House of Representatives) C. George Fontaine (Hawaii state representative) D. Angus McKelvey (Hawaii state representative) E. Mike Victorino (Maui County Council)

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Baker is a reliable Democrat, if only a moderate one. Though she scores very low on ratings sent out by conservative groups like the National Rifle Association and Small Business Hawaii, she recently won just a 64 out of a possible 100 rating from Sierra Club Hawaii (in her defense, she strongly supported those who fought against the old Hawaii Superferry, saying that it needed to comply with the state’s environmental laws). Like all candidates running for office anywhere near South Maui, she supports the construction of a high school in Kihei. “Since I began to represent South Maui in 2002 I have made it my top priority to secure funding to build Kihei High School,” states her own campaign website (rozbaker.com), which is both reassuring and depressing (2002 was a decade ago). Still, she possess a tremendous amount of political experience culled from winning election after election...

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COUNTY CANCELS FUTURE PAIA TOWN PARTIES

On Friday, Sept. 14 (officials usually announce bad news on Fridays), County of Maui Office of Economic Development Coordinator Teena Rasmussen declared that there would be no more Fourth Friday Town Parties in Paia. Her reasons are neatly summarized in the following paragraphs, which come from an email she sent to Paia merchants that afternoon (and which was immediately forwarded to us by Gilbert & Associates, a public relations firm retained by the county to promote the island’s various Friday night town parties): “As hard as we all worked to make the Paia Friday Town party a success, we could not overcome the traffic and safety issues,” Rasmussen wrote. “We know that being able to close a road leads to a much safer and contained event. However, with Paia’s business community lining two very busy, main traffic corridors, closing the road was never an option.

“Due to this and the numerous concerns that you as merchants have raised about safety, we feel this party is just not the right fit for Paia,” Rasmussen continued.

“Our office will be announcing on Friday afternoon at a Mayor’s press conference that there will no longer be a Friday Town Party in Paia, and we will be looking for another venue for the fourth Friday party.”

You’d almost think after reading Rasmussen’s email that county officials had invented the whole Paia town party thing.

In fact, Paia merchants began holding Friday night parties before the county became

ANOTHER SENSELESS GOOSE ATTACK So on Saturday, Sept. 15, my girlfriend Angie and I visited the 700-acre Kealia Pond National Wildlife Refuge. Not usually open on Saturdays, they were making an exception as part of an effort to attract more residents. And it seemed to work–the parking lot outside both the visitor’s center and the ponds themselves were full around noon.

It really is a beautiful place. After checking in at the visitor’s center, which is full of colorful, informative displays (one of them, titled “Location, Location, Location,” was actually playfully sarcastic) on the rare and endangered Hawaiian coots (‘alae ke‘oke‘o) and stilts (ae‘o) that live at Kealia, we headed down a narrow road to the ponds.

There were found dozens of stilts, walking

and chirping in the water, as well as a few coots paddling around. Oh, there was also a giant goose chilling in the middle of one pond.

Not a nene, mind you, but a goose like you’d find on the mainland. It was kind of odd, sure, but we didn’t think much of it. Until, that is, we got home and checked out Hawaii News Now. “A Wailuku man has sued Maui County for negligence, claiming he suffered a cut hand and back injury after being attacked by a duck or goose at the county’s Waiehu Golf Course,” reported the news service.

“Deputy Maui Parks Director Patrick Matsui said the alleged attack happened near the course’s irrigation pond.

Matsui said as far as he knows, just that one bird was hanging out at the county’s lone golf course. After the attack, county officials caught the bird and took it to a bird refuge on another part of the island to release it, Matsui said.”

Oh. My. God. Never mind that the County of Maui Corporation Counsel’s office considers the suit by plaintiff Ray Sakamura to be completely baseless. We were far more concerned that we had just seen that (alleged) attack goose firsthand.

Had our light bird-watching exercise on a lazy Saturday brought us face to face with a potentially dangerous adversary?

Turns out, no. According to Kealia Refuge Manager Glynnis Nakai, the goose we saw has been a resident of the ponds for a few years. “Somebody raised it, and it showed up a couple years ago,” she said.

“It’s domestic. It was either dropped off or it came in on its own.”

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involved (and could hold such events, albeit on an “unofficial” level). In fact, town party organizers from Paia that were quoted in the Sept. 15 Maui News actually seemed relieved at the county’s cancellation order: “Honestly, in one way, the event had gotten very large for Paia,” said Paia Town Merchants Association board member Daniel Sullivan in the paper. “We ran out of money paying for the off-duty police officers for the event.

We didn’t have money for the town functions.”

Note to the County of Maui: just because Wailuku Town can put on a killer First Friday party each month, that doesn’t mean other towns across the island can. And by judging from Rasmussen’s comment that her office is already lookParty's over ing at a replacement for Paia (most likely Kihei, which is ludicrous since it lacks an actual town core) means they’re just going to have to learn that lesson again.

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LINGLE REDEFINES BIPARTISANSHIP Once again, our little campaign for the U.S. Senate seat currently held by retiring Democratic Senator Daniel Akaka has attracted a little national attention.

Earlier it was for Democratic candidate Mazie Hirono‘s appearance in a primary ad with Republican Alaska Congressman Dan Young, who endorsed her candidacy. Now it’s for Linda Lingle’s recent ad spotlighting apparent Democrats who have endorsed her. But according to a Sept. 17 post on the blog Talking Points Memo, at least three of those “Democrats” are actually Republicans: “Lingle must win over independent voters and some Democrats in order to win in her deep-blue home state in November,” reported TPM. “Lingle’s willingness to reach across the aisle, which she highlights in the new web ad and in other spots, is meant to appeal to those voters.

But several of the people featured in the ad appear to be Republican officials and candidates for state office.”

According to TPM, the “Democrats” in Lingle’s ad include Elaine Slavinsky, who ran for the Hawaii state Senate in 2004 as a Republican, Jan Shishido, who was head of the Maui County Republican Party in 2000 and retired Judge Takashi Kitaoka, who has publicly identified himself as a Republican.

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LAURALEE BLANCHARD WINS VEGAN OF THE YEAR AWARD Lauralee Blanchard of the Maui’s own Leilani Farm Sanctuary will be joining Sea Shepherd’s Captain Paul Watson as part of VegansAreCool.com’s Vegan of the Year Awards. While Watson puts his hide on the line to save the whales, Blanchard helped save a different kind of creature coming across the Pacific: the pig.

A former consultant to the World Society for the Protection of Animals (WSPA), she helped document the cruel treatment hogs receive when traversing the Pacific for slaughter and consumption.

“Every year, thousands of pigs are shipped alive from the mainland U.S. to Hawaii only to be slaughtered upon arrival,” says Blanchard.

“During their one-week voyage, these pigs are forced to endure intensely overcrowded and unsanitary conditions; many suffer stressrelated illnesses, injuries and diseases. Those who survive the trip are kept in cages, and then slaughtered. The supermarket chains agreed to stop purchasing pork products from pigs transported live from the mainland U.S. to Hawaii for slaughter, as a result of the WSPA investigation, which I helped document. The supermarkets cited animal welfare as the reason for their change of policy.”

Some of these pigs are also imported for military training practices. Blanchard not only documented the treatment of these animals but rallied the local community and spearheaded a petition on Change.org that has topped 30,000 signatures.

The petition asked Matson to stop

transporting the pigs. The company refused, but supermarket chains Foodland and Times Supermarket did stop buying pork from pigs inhumanely transported.

While the practice still exists, her activism resulted in a reduction of about 7,500 pigs.

“The entire process, not just the shipping, is inhumane and unacceptable,” says Blanchard. “These pigs [which she says have cognitive abilities equivalent to a three-yearold human] are raised in cruel conditions on factory farms and then trucked across the U.S. continent before being loaded onto the Matson ocean containers. After arriving on shore, they are brutally slaughtered.”

Blanchard also runs a sanctuary for animals that rescues goats, chickens, cats ducks, rabbits, geese, tortoises, donkeys, pigs and a deer. Her farm is currently at capacity, though she does want to expand.

“We work to find good homes for the rescued animals, but most of them spend the remainder of their lives at Leilani Farm Sanctuary,” says Blanchard. “The sanctuary is now at the point where it has as many animals as we can afford to take care of. Our future vision is to fence in additional pasture land in order to accommodate more animals. We are working to raise funds for this project and to help with the ongoing care of the animals.

Tax-deductible donations can be made on our website at leilanifarmsanctuary.org. We are also working to expand Leilani Farm Sanctuary’s humane education programs and outreach programs for people with special needs.”

Blanchard believes being a vegan is an important part of her philosophy, and the sanctuary offers assistance for people interested in changing their lifestyle. The sanctu-

ary also offers tours on Wednesdays and Saturdays for $20.

“A vegan lifestyle is beneficial for optimal human health, protection of the environment, and the reduction of animal suffering,” says Blanchard. “The United Nations Environment Program (UNEP) resource panel released a report stating that a global shift towards a vegan diet is vital if we are to halt climate change and other environmental problems. Adopting a vegan diet is easy and we are happy to help!

Leilani Farm Sanctuary provides vegan starter guides for anyone who is interested.”

Another way to get involved at the sanctuary is to volunteer on Monday or Wednesday mornings at 9am. Blanchard needs assistance with barn cleaning, gardening, carpentry, animal grooming, general maintenance, manure duty, window washing, installations, repairs, etc. Chores on a farm are plentiful.

I hear volunteer days do offer a good vegan lunch, and reservations are required. Email info@ leilanifarmsanctuary.org to participate.

Blanchard says she’s elated to appear on the Vegan of the Year list, and is inspired to accomplish even more in the future when it comes to veganism.

“Death at a slaughterhouse is never quick and painless,” she says. “The reality is that over 90 percent of farmed animals in the U.S. are raised on factory farms in intensive confinement. The Animal Welfare Act excludes protection for animals raised for food.

There are no laws requiring factory farms to provide animals with spacious environments, clean surroundings, fresh air or sunlight.

“The animals are regarded as mere commodities,” she continued. “They are treated like machines with no concern for their pain or suffering, and are deprived of exercise so that all their energy goes toward producing flesh, eggs, or milk for human consumption.

Factory-farmed animals are fed growth hormones to fatten them faster and are genetically altered through selective breeding and gene splicing to grow larger or to produce more milk or eggs than they would naturally. Their miserable lives end at the slaughterhouse where they are frequently dismembered while still fully conscious.”

FIRST MAUI BEACH YOGA DAY COMING SOON Lauralee Blanchard at Leilani Farm Sanctuary

Wailea Beach, which fronts the Grand Wailea, will be the site of Maui’s first Maui Beach Yoga Day in honor of National Yoga Month. Next Sunday, Sept.

Nancy Lawrence

30, join Grand Wailea trainer and lululemon ambassador Nancy Lawrence for a free beach yoga event.

“We wanted to create an event that promoted community and outdoor fitness while taking advantage of our beautiful island home,” says Sharon Ogawa, director of the Grand Wailea’s Spa Grande. “No matter what your fitness level is, yoga is the ideal exercise routine because it works the entire body through simple movements and proper breathing.”

Hatha yoga is a low-impact type of practice focused on breathing, easily picked up by those new to yoga or anyone recuperating. Lawrence will lead a Hatha yoga class with help from fellow yoga ambassadors Amber Lee, Jennifer Lauer and Brenna Miles. Lawrence has been the lead fitness and yoga instructor for Spa Grande for 20 years. Following the class, Chelsea Dimin will lead a meditation session that will take participants on a 10year envisioning of their ideals.

There will be raffles, prizes and a contest will be held for the person who brings the most people with them. Participants will sign in at 6:30pm at the Grand Wailea (six years old is the minimum age to participate). Towels will be provided, and attendees can bring their own mats. Prizes include a lululemon yoga mat, gym bag and a Spa Grande training session.

“Sometimes the way to a healthier and fit lifestyle starts with the support of family and friends,” says Dimin. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1614n2

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RESEARCHERS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN Scientists from the Primate Research Institute at Japan’s Kyoto University reported in an August journal article that they had given helium gas to apes (gibbons), which, predictably, made their voices goofily high-pitched. But it was not a fraternity prank or lab assistant’s initiation–it was a way for the scientists to determine whether the famously sonorous gibbons could yell just as loudly at a higher-thannatural pitch. The gibbons succeeded, showing a rare talent similar to that of the world’s greatest human sopranos, who maintain their booming amplitude by altering the shape of their vocal tract, including their mouth and tongue.

CULTURAL DIVERSITY The seaside city of Qingdao, China, is (as described in August by NPR) “not a vacation community for superheroes” even though many beachcombers wear masks while lounging and sunbathing. The garments are “face-kinis,” or light cloth coverings that protect against the “terror of tanning.” While Western cultures celebrate skin-darkening, many Chinese associate it with lower-status, outdoor occupations, and a pale skin suggests having lived a pampered life.

FINE POINTS OF THE LAW Italy’s highest court ruled in July that one man’s telling another, in front of others, that he has “no balls” can be criminal conduct that warrants payment of damages. Said Judge Maurizio Fumo, such a comment places at issue male virility as well as competence and character. And in August, after an eight-day trial, a court in Hamburg, Germany, awarded money damages to a man who called another an “asshole” (“arschloch”) in a parkingspace dispute and fixed the payment at the equivalent of about $75,000. (Courts in Germany can base the amount of damages on the transgressor’s income.)

WOMEN’S RIGHTS, SAUDI STYLE A Saudi Arabian agency is raising the equivalent of about $130 million to break ground in 2013 on an entire city to be managed and staffed by female employees, with three more such cities being contemplated. Raising women’s employment rate is a goal of the kingdom, where until last year, nearly all jobs were held by foreigners and Saudi males, including jobs as sales clerks in women’s lingerie shops.

MONEY CAN BUY YOU FREEDOM A centuries-old practice of China’s upper crust continues today, reported Slate. com in August, except with a bit more

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circumspection. Rich and/or powerful people on trial or convicted can still get away with hiring replacements to serve their sentences, but (because of ubiquitous Internet videos) only if the replacements facially resemble the perps. Since the rich person winds up paying for his conviction (though a relatively small price), Slate called the practice (“ding zui”) sort of a “cap-and-trade” policy for crime.

LATEST RELIGIOUS MESSAGES Prayer failed for Leslie Burton, 26, and Terrell Williams, 22, in St. Paul, Minn., in July. As they sat in the backseat of a police car while officers searched their own car, the pair, touching hands (according to the cruiser’s video camera), quietly begged divine intervention that the guns in their car not be found. However, not only were the guns spotted, but a subsequent strip search revealed a baggie of suspected Ecstasy pills in Williams’ rectum.

STEVE JOBS IS APPARENTLY DOING WELL In August, an abbot at the Wat Phra Dhammakaya Buddhist temple in Bangkok, Thailand, reported that Steve Jobs is doing well now as a “mid-level angel.” He was reincarnated as “a half-Witthayathorn, half-Yak,” which the Bangkok Post took to mean that Jobs continues to be a “giant” and a seeker of scientific knowledge and apparently resides in a “parallel universe” near his former office in Cupertino, Calif.

WOMEN’S RIGHTS, GERMAN STYLE The mayor of Triberg, Germany, touted his town’s new public parking area in July by noting that 12 of the spaces were wider, and well-lit, compared to the others, and would be reserved for female drivers. The harder-to-access “men’s spaces” required maneuvering at an angle around concrete pillars. “(M)en are, as a rule, a little better at such challenges,” the mayor said, predicting that the men’s spots would become a visitors’ “attraction” for the town.

LEAST COMPETENT PEOPLE Lowell Turpin, 40, was arrested in Anderson County, Tenn., in July after he became jealously enraged at a stranger’s photo on his live-in girlfriend’s Facebook page and, demanding to know who the man is, allegedly punched her in the face and smashed her computer. According to the police report, it was a campaign photo of Mitt Romney. ■ chuck@mauitime.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1614n3

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DANIELLE DANIELLE BERGAN WAS ONCE A SUCCESSFUL MALE SALES EXECUTIVE FOR THE MAUI CHAMBER OF COMMERCE. SHE’S ALSO BATTLED SUBSTANCE ABUSE, SUICIDAL DEPRESSION AND CRIPPLING GENDER IDENTITY ISSUES. WE TALK STORY WITH HER ABOUT HER REMARKABLE LIFE TRANSFORMATION AND NEW MEMOIR.

BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO

IT’S ALWAYS OKAY TO BE ME

By Danielle Marie Bergan - 2012 Self-published, $16.95

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hen Danielle Marie Bergan was seven, she used to climb an apple tree at her home in central New York and daydream about her life. In that tree was a caterpillar that she would watch. Day after day, she’d climb the tree and watch the caterpillar. Then one day, she climbed the tree, but her caterpillar friend was gone.

Looking up, she saw a delicate butterfly flying above the tree.

That story–which is something of a

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metaphor for Bergan’s life–does not appear in her new book It’s Always Okay To Be Me, but it could easily have provided an excellent prologue. Bergan’s book is a detailed, earnest memoir of her life, the vast majority of which was spent as a man, Daniel Francis Bergan.

As early as the age of three (she was born in 1956), Bergan writes in her eminently readable, though often dark, book, she knew she was a girl trapped in a boy’s body. Growing up in an Irish Catholic family made life difficult, but it was nothing compared to what would later happen to her. Combine gender identity issues with a father who died young, a lifetime of alcohol and drug abuse, self-destructive behavior, crushing depression and suicidal thoughts,

you pretty much have Bergan’s book.

Since the late 1970s, Bergan has made her home on Maui. At first a bartender on the Westside, where she drank and snorted more lines of blow than I could count, she eventually found therapy (both for her drug abuse and identity crises) and got a job at the Maui Chamber of Commerce selling memberships–at which she apparently excelled. Cresting on her new found success, as well as therapy that encouraged her to embrace her female side, she began the long, expensive and painful process of gender reconstructive surgery.

In July 2010, she flew to Trinidad, Colorado and went under the knife and medically became a female. Her painful recovery lasted until November of that year.

Her self-published memoir, which can be uplifting and depressing in the span of just a few pages, is a quick read (I was easily able to tear through it in 24 hours).

To find out more, I sat down with Bergan on Friday, Sept. 14 at the MauiTime office: MAUITIME: First off I want to say that the book is quite good. How long did it take you to write it?

DANIELLE BERGAN: I started in December 2010. I just wrote down a few things.

But I seriously started in February 2011. I wrote on weekends or whenever I had free time. I finished it after I got laid off (from business services outfit Kila Kila, which closed in 2011). Then I worked on it full time as I would any job.

clothes entirely], I was sober. She helped with that, and we had a frank discussion. After my surgery, she said she was sorry, and that those times she said to get rid of my clothes were trying to get me off the fence. That was huge. She’s not my therapist now, but she’s a friend.

There were ways she helped me with my self-esteem. I don’t think that I could have taken the job at the Chamber if it wasn’t for her.

Kevin and I did not hit it off at first. But no one had ever presented things like he did. He suggested that I just be who I was–oh, my God, what a revelation.

MT: When they decide to make this kind of transition, most people only have to face their friends and family. But when you decided, you were still working for the Maui Chamber of Commerce, which meant facing their board of directors–people like Bill Russell and Charlie Jencks. They had hired Daniel, and now you were going before them as Danielle for the first time.

DB: They were the biggest supporters I have. I told [former Chamber executive director] Lynne [Woods] when [Chamber exec] Pamela [Tumpap] was talking to the board. She was dumbfounded, but then said that she could see it. To a person, the Chamber board was supportive.

Bill called me later and said he admired my courage. He said that he had never questioned his identity, and couldn’t imagine what I had gone through. They wanted me to stay.

MT: But you didn’t.

DB: I was offered a great opportunity at Kila Kila. You know, I showed up at a Chamber party later. I was scared to death, and one guy laughed at me. The gentleman found out later, and came up to me and apologized.

He felt pretty bad about it.

If you’re doing business on Maui, you can’t really show me BOOK SIGNINGS what you think. I just want to do business with you.

Sept. 29: Maui Friends of the Library (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina) 4-6pm.

MT: In your book at one point, Oct. 6: Maui Pride at the Maui Tropical Plantation (Waikapu) 10:30am-4:30pm. you said that you could never make Oct. 7: Catering From Soup To Nuts Cafe (1951 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku) 2-4pm. the transition on Maui. But you ultimately did make the transition For more information, visit Bergan’s website and blog at Itsalwaysokaytobeme.com here. What changed your mind?

DB: That was early on in my MT: So where can people buy your book? to write, but that was mostly just poetsobriety that I said that. But the 12-step ry and short stories. But if God wanted DB: The Maui Friends of the Library program helps you in so many ways. You me to do this, then I’d do it. bookstore at the Queen Kaahumanu actually learn a new way to live your Also, I did a lot of business writing at Center and the Wharf Cinema Center life. It brought personal clarity. Also, I the Maui Chamber. But this was much all have copies. It’s also available on was getting a little older. I was scared to more satisfying.

Amazon.com. I also have some signdeath, but this was my home. ings coming up [see BOOK SIGNINGS].

MT: What did your therapist think of An endocrinologist said this would be you writing the book?

MT: Why write the book at all? a lot easier on Oahu. I probably would DB: A couple friends of mine talked DB: I’m still seeing Kevin [the final therahave moved if things had gotten bad, about it. I thought that it has a message pist she visits in her book]. He liked it. but I’m glad they didn’t. I’ve always that could be helpful–that I was able MT: Kevin really seemed to support you been welcomed here. to successfully transition. My sober embracing your femininity, but other therMT: It seems to me that from a strictfriends [she stopped drinking and usapists you saw gave very different counselly bureaucratic point of view, making ing drugs in 2002] thought it would ing. One behaved completely unethically. the transition you did would be a tregive hope to people who were lost in That must have been disorienting. mendous hassle. drug addiction and alcoholism. There DB: By the time I saw Carole [who DB: It was a big problem. I’m still facing are plenty of them out there. And I like counseled her to get rid of her women’s it. Everything on Maui is fine. I talked to

others who had gone through it, and they said the first thing to do was change my name. Hawaii’s not too bad. But you can’t change your gender until after surgery.

I went to Social Security to do my name change, and then I went back after surgery to change my gender. Then I changed my bank accounts. I forgot about having to register to vote, so then I went to the Registrar of Voters. I tried to be proactive. The university I went to [St. Bonaventure’s in New York] wasn’t too happy about it.

MT: Why did you go to them?

DB: I wanted to have my school records changed. I petitioned the State of New York to change my birth certificate. They wanted a detailed report from Dr. [Marcie] Bowers [who performed Bergan’s surgery]. But then they refused because they said they don’t recognize the Hawaii Land Court [where she changed her gender]. They said they only accept Supreme Courts or county courts, but we don’t have county courts.

So I said that if the State of Hawaii recognizes me, and the federal government recognizes me, then they should recognize me.

But they said no. I haven’t asked the Supreme Court yet. I’ll go to the Attorney General first and see if they can do something.

Sorry, I feel passionate about this.

I’ve felt this way since I was born. I want records to say I was born a female. St. Bonaventure has changed my name, but not my gender.

MT: Your book is alternately exciting, funny, chilling and depressing–especially concerning your family, who also didn’t seem pleased with your decision.

DB: I come from an Irish Catholic family. Had my mom lived, I think she would have come around. I know my father understood something was wrong. My dad was much like me–sensitive, quiet, but he could also be gregarious. He was a big drinker, but he was also extremely sensitive. I grew to be more gregarious like my dad and brother but it took a while.

He always seemed to treat me differently. He had no problem hitting [her brother] Timmy with a belt, but it pained him to hit me. He hit me only two or three times. One time he just told me to scream while he hit the belt against the wall so my mom wouldn’t know.

My family is coming around. I had a good time with them at Christmas last year. It’s been tough for my step-father.

They’ll still call me Dan, though they’re not meaning to.

I was into sports in high school, and my step-father supported me. He is still struggling with it. It’s not a question of love–I know he loves me.

I think my brother will eventually come around. If he doesn’t, I think it will be his loss, to be honest.

MT: Speaking of coming around, do you still run into people on Maui who knew you only as Daniel?

DB: I do. It’s more difficult for them than for me. But it can be difficult if it’s a male I know who still treats me as a man. It takes time. I’ve learned to try to be very, very patient. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1614L

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Yulie Law, James Walworth and Helen Hong

San Francisco. The acoustics in the dining room reverberate so that conversations over the cement floors and the clanking in the open kitchen keep the room sounding lively. I like the new leather chairs and the high tops along the window–perfect for Paia peoplewatching from inside their climate controlled dining room.

The Laws wasted no time putting together their dream team at the restaurant. Helen Hong is the new manager, Lokelani Sribura is the baker,

James Walworth is the chef and James Shoemaker is at the bar. The menu went through a complete redesign, with family-style dining at dinner, and an added Asian flair with more focus on farm-to-table and share plates.

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oana Cafe has been a mainstay dining option in Paia for many years.

It’s known for their delectable pastries, breakfast-lunch-dinner schedule and nightlife. So when they closed last May, I was gravely disappointed. But my fears proved short lived when Moana reopened a few weeks later under new owners David and Yulie Law. “My husband and I are entrepreneurs, mainly in the product design sector in the mainland,” says Yulie.

“We moved to Maui over a year ago and since our companies are able to run on its own or can be worked remotely, we wanted to live here on the North Shore. Since our kids are young and ready for school, we knew we had to set our foot down somewhere, and have chosen Paia to call ‘home.’ We have made some major changes initially to the dining area. We removed some of the dark booths by bringing in some fine tables, chairs and bar stools. A fresh coat of paint always does wonders to brighten up the place. Add in some air conditioning units that work, and we retuned and replaced our kitchen appliances so that they all work properly and efficiently!”

With its new look, the bistro now has a clean, stylish, urban vibe, like I just dropped into a Noe Valley cafe in

family friendly restaurant was desirable using the bountiful fruits and vegetables grown locally. It’s right up their alley as far as food styles, philosophy and presentation. People are bored of the same old, same old. We’re constantly trying out different flavors, introducing it to our patrons, using what’s seasonal and being able to just be ‘out there’ with our combinations of flavors that explode in your mouth.”

Sribura bakes an array of pastries that you can get anytime from the case at the door. They also offer European pastries and American standards. But every time I’m there, the mac-nut sticky buns with cream cheese frosting fly out the door, and at dinner the Lilikoi cheesecake seems to appear on all the tables. Sribura says she graduated from the Maui Culinary Academy and continues to absorb tricks of the trade from her colleagues.

“Creating specialty cakes has to be one of my favorite things to do,” she says. “It’s art work that is specifically made for that customer. Seeing their visions made into a reality, and knowing that I was a part of that special occasion makes me happy.”

Hong and Walworth both contributed family recipes to the dinner menu, making an innovative mix of share plates, sides and appetizers. It’s a build-your-own meal concept, with starters like puffed nori, salads, chicken sticks and the ahi poke tostada staving off hunger while you wait for the big share plates like Thai orange curry, Continued on page 15

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Continued from page 13 Korean pot roast or tamarind pork ribs.

The share sides feature lots of veggie options picked from the bounty of Hawaii farms: zucchini and onion, green beans, braised greens, kimchi and purple sweet potato.

“Both my paternal and maternal sides of my family have a love of food, eating, cooking and experimenting,” says Hong.

“The puffed rice nori came from an Aunt in Korea, as a gift only with instructions to fry until crisp and puffy. I had no idea what the result would be and was pleasantly surprised. My mother likes to play with flavors. She incorporates what is accessible in the US and applies it to Korean food. The kimchi we have at the restaurant is based on my mom’s basic recipe but with room and encouragement to experiment. For instance, instead of using Asian pear or apple to start the fermentation, we use pineapple, which

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results in a tangier kimchi. We also played with Daikon radish kimchi with orange juice and zest and are always looking for the next vegetable to kimichi.

The resulting dinner meals you can put together at Moana could be different each time you go. The puffed rice nori is one of the most unique dishes I’v tried, and the kids at our table loved it so much that we had to order it twice. The seasoned seaweed sheets are somehow battered and deep fried as crisp as a potato chip.

Their breakfast menu stuck to the homestyle favorites and offer no surprises. Starting at 8am, you can get home fries, eggs, pancakes, French toast, omelets with fresh veggies and savory meats, loco moco and Eggs Benedict (breakfast is served until 2pm). For lunch, there are healthy standards, salads, soups, Saimin, wraps

burgers and sandwiches.

Chef Walworth says his most popular dishes are the ahi poke tostada, pork ribs flavored with tamarind and cinnamon, a salad of papaya and avocado tossed with ribbons of lacianato kale and the curry.

“My family cooked at home the majority of the time,” he says. “My parents were always growing a vegetable garden even in the face of short growing seasons, grasshopper plague, or other obstacles we faced. The food wasn’t super fancy, but we had an appreciation for fresh produce and also for exploring different cuisines. I owe a lot of my interest in cooking to my family. My dad did most of the cooking at home, and during the summer when we managed to harvest some zucchini, he would sauté them with onions and garlic and top them with Parmesan. It was a favorite

of mine, and since Maui produces fresh zucchini and onions almost year round, I had to put it on the menu, but with the twist of black garlic.”

The Laws are excited to be a part of the Paia scene. They hope their philosophy at the restaurant will serve them for years to come.

“We have five core values,” says Yulie. “Fun, collaborative, unpretentious, explore and evolve. We are doing that at the front and back of the house, in our food, the location, the physical space... basically in everything we do and touch.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1614d1

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THURSDAY, SEPT. 20 ALAN ARAKAWA’S BIRTHDAY BASH – Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa gears up t celebrate his birthday on Thursday, Sept. 20 and you’re invited! The celebration to wi will feature live music, dinner and all the birthday pageantry you’d expect. Maui natives Ekolu, along with rock legend Mick Fleetwood, will serenade the crowd with their cool lo local beats. Enjoy a buffet dinner (proceeds from ticket sales will benefit Friends of Alan A Arakawa, the mayor’s campaign committee). $20. 5:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Cente Center’s Yokouchi Pavilion (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-244-6042; lynn@ araka arakawa2014.com; arakawa2014.com; mauiarts.org MS (@sandtothecity)

PICNIC FOR POKI – Every third Thursday, Roselani Place and Na Mele Productions hold an event called “Picnic for Poki” with the goal of spreading aloha and sharing Hawaiian music with Maui. The event is held in remembrance of Allen “Braddah Poki” Pokipala, a talented musician and longtime entertainer. The Brown Ohana will perform traditional Hawaiian slack key and Roselani Place will provide cookies and drinks. Roselani Place suggests that attendees bring something to sit on as well as lunch. Free. 11am.

Ka’ahumanu Church (103 S. High St., Wailuku) OdS (@odesilva)

FRIDAY, SEPT. 21 PADDLE FOR FOOD – Paddle your way towards stomping out hunger by joining with Maui Canoe Club on Friday. The canoe club is the largest such organization in the world and believes in giving back to its community. The Maui Food Bank will be the recipient of all donations collected at this event. Simply bring a nonperishable food item and in return receive a 30-minute free paddling session in the Hawaiian outrigger canoes. That day, participants can choose from four separate paddling sessions: 7:30am, 8am, 8:30am and 9am. MCC is asking participants to arrive 15-20 minutes before your paddling session of choice. Remember to look for the red, white and blue canoes. Free. Maui Canoe Club (At Sugar Beach along North Kihei Road north of the Kealia Condos), mauicanoeclub.org MS (@sandtothecity)

INNA VISION – Inna Vision’s “No Stopping” tour hits Maui with three hours of magic this Friday. The tour reflects the bounce back the band experienced over the past year while dealing with member fall out. Debuting it’s third full-length album, Inna Vision hasn’t sounded this good since its 2005 founding. The reggae group includes Kokoman, Kamakoa, Calvi-dread and David Bailey. 21+. $10. 10pm. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon (142 Hana Hwy, Paia); 808-579-8085; innavisionmusic.com; charleysmaui.com MS (@sandtothecity)

FRIDAY, SEPT. 21 FUNKALICIOUS 2 – Get down for a Decompression party and first annual FUNKraiser this Friday. It’s a night of future funk music, fashion and soul. Doubling as the unofficial Red Star Music Festival After party, Funkalicious 2 will feature DJs Boomshot, Boogiemeister and Deviant, projected visual arts and Go-Go dancers dressed in inde-inspired attire. The FreeRadicals Projekt will also feature live art, live percussion and more. $10 at the door, $5 w/Red Star Music Festival MACC ticket. 9:30pm. Longhi’s (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; bioniclove@gmail. com; longhis.com MS (@sandtothecity)

RED STAR MUSIC FESTIVAL – BAMP Project and Heineken are presenting the Red Star Music Festival starring Rebelution, Collie Buddz and The Grouch this Friday. Founded in 2004, the California group Rebelution has released three albums. Rebelution has performed with the likes of The Expendables and Lauryn Hill. Hailing from Bermuda, reggae artist Collie Buddz is best known for his single “Come Around” and has been featured on an album with Shaggy. A founding member of Living Legends, The Grouch–who now lives on Maui–is a prominent member in the independent hip hop scene. In association with Rick Cooper Music and Hard Rock Cafe Maui, the festival will bring together a sweet medley of roots, reggae and rap. $35 GA, $80VIP. 5 pm. Pavilion/Amphitheater, MACC (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 mauiarts.org/events/red-star-music-festival MS (@sandtothecity)

FRIDAY, SEPT. 21 ANUHEA AT STELLA BLUES SUPPER CLUB – Anuhea is one of the most popular female artists in Hawaii. A couple of Anuhea’s more popular songs include “Come Over Love” and “Simple Love Song.” In 2010, she received two Na Hoku Hanohano awards (Most Promising Artist, Best Contemporary Album of the Year). This performance is her first scheduled show back in Hawaii after a mainland tour earlier in the month. Stella blues will provide a four-course meal in addition to the performance for $60. $60 for dinner and show, $30 show only. 6pm dinner, 7:30pm show. Stella Blues Cafe (1279 S. Kihei Rd. #201) stellablues.com; anuheajams.com/index.asp OdS (@odesilva)

MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY – It’s September, which means it’s time to “fall” in love with Makawao this Friday. It’ll be an evening dedicated to the historic town, family-friendly festivities and community pride.

Whether you take in a full concert by the FreeRadicals Projekt, engage in a little dancing in the streets, take advantage of specials at the shops around town or taste ono food from a variety of vendors, locals and tourists alike will have a blast. Pet lovers are encouraged to bring a photo of their pets and get a custom art piece created by Maui Hands artist Melissa Ebeling. Parking for the event can be found at the Makawao Base Yard (Across from St. Joseph’s Church), Makawao Hongwanji, the parking lot on Brewer Road or the Makawao Municipal Parking Lot on Makawao Ave. near the library. Streets will close at 5:30pm between Brewer and Makawao. 6:30pm. Baldwin & Makawao Ave. facebook.com/makawao MS (@sandtothecity)

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SATURDAY, SEPT. 22 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST WAIHE’E WEEKEND – Hawaiian Islands Land Trust (HILT) protects many different areas across the state. On Friday, HILT teams up with Kupu Maui for a dinner under the stars at the 277-acre Waihe’e Coastal Dunes & Wetlands Refuge.

Then on Saturday, Sept. 22, HILT will hold their annual picnic, which will also be a retirement party for executive director Dale B. Bonar. There will be guided walks, activities for children, free food and time for talking story. Those planning on attending should RSVP. FRIDAY: $65 (reservations required). 5pm-8:30pm. Waihe’e Coastal Dunes & Wetlands Refuge (Kahekili Hwy); kupumaui.com. SATURDAY: Free. 10am-2pm. Waihe’e Coastal Dunes & Wetlands Refuge (Kahekili Hwy); 808-244-5263; hilt.org OdS (@odesilva)

MAKAWAO MURAL – Boys and Girls Club of Maui will be creating Makawao’s largest mural and needs your help. The organization is holding a work day and is inviting artists to join in. Sponsored by the County of Maui, the day-long event will include supplies, food and beverages. Just be sure to contact the number below to reserve a time to paint. Free. 808-573-1169, Makawao Municipal Parking Lot (behind the Stopwatch Bar & Grill); peter@robena.net MS (@sandtothecity)

SATURDAY, SEPT. 22 BOYS & GIRLS CLUB GOLF BENEFIT – Putt with purpose at the 7th annual Boys & Girls Club of Maui Benefit Golf Tournament this Saturday. The mission of the BGC “is to inspire and enable all young people, especially those who need us most, to realize their full potential as productive, caring, responsible citizens.” With six safe locations in neighborhoods around the island, the club offers after-school and summer programs for youth between 6-18 years of age. The tourney will have a four-man scramble format and shotgun start. An awards ceremony and door prizes will take place during lunch. $200 per per player. $800 per foursome. Club Rental $35 per set. Additional lunch for non-golfers $35. 7am. King Kamehameha Golf Club (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Wailuku); 808-242-4363 x.226; bgcmaui.org; kamehamehagolf.com MS (@sandtothecity)

SATURDAY, SEPT. 22 KOKUA FOR KUPUNA – Kokua for Kupuna is an evening benefiting Hale Makua Health Services, which provides care for Maui’s elderly community. As one of Hawaii’s oldest skilled nursing care centers they provide services for those without family nor means to pay for care. Services and programs include long-term care, home health, rehab and adult day health. With over 60 years under its belt, Hale Makua offers activities, maintained courtyards and conversation for our kupuna. Enjoy a Hawaiian buffet dinner, silent auction and Eric Gilliom. 5:30pm. $20 keiki. $95 per person. $1,200 for group of 10. Wailea Beach Mariott Resort & Spa (3700 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-871-9283; www.halemakua.org MS (@sandtothecity)

ZEPTEMBER III – The month of September brings us Zeptember, the big tribute to Led Zeppelin that features artists who have drawn inspiration from Zeppelin’s work. You can join in for an evening of performances by Shawn Michael, Josh Greenbaum, Nils Rosenblad, Halemanu and many more. A portion of the proceeds will go to the Kihei Youth Center and the Paia Youth and Cultural Center.

The evening will be emceed by Trish Da Dish, so come on down to rock & roll! $20 presale. $25 at the door. 5:30pm. Mulligans on the Blue (100 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-874-1131; zeptembermaui.com; mulligansontheblue.com MS (@sandtothecity)

WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 26 BOBBY INGANO AT GEORGE KAHUMOKU’S SLACK KEY SHOW OW - Born on Lanai and raised in Honolulu, Bobby Ingano spent much of his youth fighting polio. Silent hospital beds would lead Ingano to learn the art of the ‘ukulele. He spent his teen years ass a member of a jazz band. Later, he met his mentor David “Feet” Rogers from Sons of Hawaii. As Rogers’ protege, Bobby came to believe that music should root from a desire to make those around him happy. egend. Guests also Bobby’s renowned melodic and understated music is what makes him a legend. have an option of dinner beforehand at Sea House for an additional fee. Dinner & show: $78.35. Show only: $37.99. Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion (5900 Lower othecity) Honoapiilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; napilikai.com MS (@sandtothecity)

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Good Cop, Good Cop End of Watch is enjoyable, but gimmicky

BY BARRY WURST II

End of Watch ★★★★★ Rated R / 109 Min.

T

he day to day lives of two uniformed police officers Brian Taylor (Jake Gyllenhaal) and Mike Zavala (Michael Pena) are captured by multiple cameras, as Brian claims to be making a documentary for his film class. The two investigate reports of local disturbances in dangerous neighborhoods and accidentally discover a series of gruesome crime scenes that point to powerful suspects at large with dubious connections.

While finding one shocking discovery after another, they maintain strong social lives after work, in which Mike’s wife Gabby (a scene stealing Natalie Martinez) is expecting a baby and Brian is committing to a serious relationship with his dream girl (Anna Kendrick). As their investigation gets scarier, they realize how much danger they’ve put themselves in.

Here’s the first “found footage” cop

movie, an angle that the movie plays fast and loose with, as many scenes are captured by hand held cameras, while other moments couldn’t have been captured by anyone but the film’s cinematographer. But I liked the always enjoyable give and take between the two leads so much that I was able to forgive the found footage angle, which comes across more like a gimmick than an innovation the movie really needs.

The first-person point of view scenes do little beyond making this feel like an R-rated episode of Cops. Gyllenhaal’s opening narration, about the life of a police officer and living on “the thin blue line” is so familiar that you expect Inner Circle’s “Bad Boys” to start pounding on the soundtrack.

What’s refreshing and downright bold is that, in addition to Gyllenhaal and Pena giving such commanding and surprisingly funny performances, the movie is actually on their side. These aren’t just good cops, they’re great cops.

I can’t remember the last time I saw a film portray law enforcers who came across as believable, likable, heroic and

recognizably human. After years of movies about corrupt policemen or super cops like John McClane Refreshing & downright bold and Riggs and Murtaugh, here’s a movie about two the clichés you’d expect from an urban police officers who share a brotherly action movie, but the story around them love for one another that matches their is surprising. Without giving anything love for the job. away, the ending is so brave and unconGyllenhaal has been exceptional in ventional that you can feel the filmmakart films for years but this film, along ers shy away from it by adding a closing with Source Code, reminds one how at scene the film doesn’t need. ease and charismatic he can be in a HolNot one of the great cop movies, but lywood movie. Pena, one of my favorite the story will draw you in, especially as character actors and outstanding in films the scope of the investigation becomes ranging from World Trade Center to greater than either officer anticipated.

Crash, is typically first-rate and shares a Flaws and all, this works as an action potent chemistry with his co-star. It’s to movie, though the colorful banter Gylthe film’s credit that the women aren’t lenhaall and Pena trade while on the job, just background figures, as Kendrick and matched with their willingness to do especially Martinez stand out, particularly their job fearlessly without hesitation, is in a hilariously raunchy scene where what will stay with me. ■ Gabby drunkenly gives her best friends an earful of X-rated bedroom advice.

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BY JENNA SCHAMBER

Dredd opens this FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue)

End of Watch-R-FRI (1:15, 3:45), 7:05, 9:30.

SAT-SUN (1:15), 3:45, 7:05, 9:30. MON-WED (3:45), 7:05, 9:30.

Resident Evil 5: Retribution-R-THU (3:45), 7:05, 9:30. FRI (1:20, 4:15), 7:00, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:20), 4:15, 7:00, 9:15. MON-WED (4:15), 7:00, 9:15.

The Dark Knight Rises-PG13-THU (5:00), 8:30.

FRI (1:30, 5:00), 8:30, 3:00. SAT-SUN (1:30), 5:00, 8:30. MON-WED (5:00), 8:30.

The Possession-PG13-THU (4:15), 7:00, 9:30.

FRI (1:15, 3:30), 6:45, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:15), 3:30, 6:45, 9:15. MON-WED (3:30), 6:45, 9:15.

The Words-PG13-THU (3:30), 6:45, 9:15.

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Arbitrage-R-FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:45, 4:225, 7:10, 9:45. SUN-WED 11:00, 1:45, 4:225, 7:10.

Cold Light of Day-PG13-THU 11:20, 1:25, 3:30, 5:35, 7:40. FRIWED 10:50, 1:00, 3:10.

Finding Nemo-G-THU 11:45. FRIWED 11:45.

Finding Nemo 3D-G-THU 2:10, 4:35, 7:00. FRI-WED 2:10, 4:35, 7:00.

Step Up Revolution 2D-PG13-THU 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15. FRI-SAT 3:35, 8:00, 10:15. SUN-WED 3:35, 8:00.

The Bourne Legacy-PG13-THU 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00. FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00, 9:40. SUNweek WED 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00.

The Master-R-FRI-SAT 10:45, 1:40, 4:35, 7:30, 10:20. SUN-WED 10:45, 1:40, 4:35, 7:30.

The Words-PG13-THU 11:05, 1:10, 3:15, 5:20, 7:25. FRI-WED 11:20, 1:30, 5:45.

Total Recall-PG13-THU 12:00, 2:30, 5:00, 7:30.

FRI-SAT 5:10, 7:40, 10:10. SUN-WED 5:10, 7:40.

KUKUI MALL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Beasts of Southern Wild-PG13-THU 1:00, 4:05, 6:20, 8:30. FRI-SUN 11:00, 1:15, 3:30.

MON-WED 1:15, 3:30.

Lawless-G-THU 1:40, 4:15, 7:00, 9:25. FRI-SAT 5:40, 8:15. SUN-WED 5:40, 8:30.

Resident Evil 5: Retribution-R-THU 1:45, 4:00, 6:15, 8:45. FRI-SAT 11:30, 1:45, 4:00, 6:15, 8:30, 10:45. SUN 11:30, 1:45, 4:00, 6:15, 8:30.

MON-WED 1:45, 4:00, 6:15, 8:30.

The Intouchables-R-FRI-SAT 11:10, 1:40, 4:20, 7:15, 10:00. SUN 10:45, 1:20, 4:10, 6:40, 9:10.

MON-WED 1:20, 4:10, 6:40, 9:10.

NEW THIS WEEK

Drama/Fantasy - Hushpuppy is just six but has to deal with a flooding bayou, a dying father and the rise of a bunch of ancient wild cattle. 93 min.

ARBITRAGE - R - Drama - Richard Gere stars as a hedge fund manager who messes up and then needs to ask someone for help. 100 min.

THE BOURNE LEGACY - PG13 - Action/ Adventure - In this Matt Damon-less incarnation of Robert Ludlum’s spy novel, Jeremy Renner plays American super-assassin Aaron Cross. 135 min.

DREDD - R - Action/Sci-Fi - In this new take on the old Sly Stallone yawner, Judge Dredd (Karl Urban) dispenses brutal justice in a brutal future ruled by endless sequels and remakes. 95 min.

END OF WATCH - R - Drama - Pieced together with “found footage,” this movie tells the story of two good LA cops who happen upon a heinous crime. See this week’s film critique. 109 min.

COLD LIGHT OF DAY - PG 13 - Action/Thriller - A young Wall Street trader must deal with the intelligence agents who kidnapped his family while looking for a stolen briefcase. 93 min.

Trouble With The Curve-PG13-FRI-SUN 11:20, 1:50, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED 1:00, 3:30, 6:00, 8:45.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

The Avengers-PG13-THU (3:20).

The Avengers 3D-PG13-THU 6:20, 9:20.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days-PG-THU (1:45, 4:10), 6:40, 9:10.

Dredd-R-FRI (2:35). SAT-SUN (2:35). MONWED (2:35).

Dredd 3D-R-FRI (12:10, 5:00), 7:25, 9:50. SATSUN (12:10), 5:00, 7:25, 9:50. MON-WED (5:00), 7:25, 9:50.

End of Watch-R-FRI (11:45, 2:20, 4:55), 7:30, 10:00. SAT-SUN (11:45, 2:20), 4:55, 7:30, 10:00. MON-WED (2:20, 4:55), 7:30, 10:00.

Hope Springs-PG13-THU (2:25, 4:45), 7:15, 9:40.

House At The End Of The Street-PG13-FRI (11:55, 2:10, 4:40), 7:00, 9:25. SAT-SUN (11:55, 2:10), 4:40, 7:00, 9:25. MON-WED (2:10, 4:40), 7:00, 9:25.

Last Ounce of Courage-PG-THU (1:55, 4:20), 6:45, 9:05. FRI (11:35, 4:20), 9:05. SAT-SUN (11:35), 4:20, 9:05. MON-WED (4:20), 9:05.

Lawless-G-TH U (1:30, 4:05), 7:05, 9:45.

FR I (1:35, 4:10), 7:05, 9:40. SAT-SU N (1:35), 4:10, 7:05, 9:40. MON-WE D (1:35, 4:10), 7:05, 9:40.

Paranorman-PG13-THU (4:15). FRI (11:50, 4:15).

SAT-SUN (11:50), 4:15. MON-WED (4:15).

Paranorman 3D-PG-THU (2:00), 6:30, 8:45. FRI (1:55), 6:30, 8:45. SAT-SUN (1:55), 6:30, 8:45.

MON-WED (1:55), 6:30, 8:45.

Premium Rush-PG13-THU (2:45, 5:10), 7:25, 9:55. FRI (1:50), 6:40. SAT-SUN (1:50), 6:40.

MON-WED (1:50), 6:40.

Resident Evil 5: Retribution-R-THU (2:40). FRI (2:40). SAT-SUN (2:40). MON-WED (2:40).

LAWLESS - R - Crime/Drama - Depressionera bootleggers are threatened by a crooked Virginia sheriff. Tom Hardy stars, with a screenplay by Nick Cave. 115 min.

THE ODD LIFE OF TIMOTHY GREEN PG - Comedy/Drama - A childless couple dreams of having a baby, and then one day lightning strikes their backyard and out pops a kid with tree branches growing out of his legs. Odd is right. 125 min.

PARANORMAN - PG - Animation/Comedy - Some kid who can talk to the dead goes up against some scary folks to save his town from a curse. 93 min.

HOUSE AT THE END OF THE STREET PG13 - Horror - A mom and daughter move next door to some kid whose sister murdered her parents. Hilarity ensues. 101 min.

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES - PG13 - Action - Christian Bale returns as the Batman to fight the menacing mercenary Bane (Tom Hardy) and Catwoman (Anne Hathaway) in this final installment of Christopher Nolan’s trilogy. 164 min.

THE MASTER - R - Drama - Paul Thomas Anderson wrote and directed this tale of an unsettled naval veteran who meets the charismatic leader of The Cause, which bears remarkable resemblance to Scientology. 137 min.

THE EXPENDABLES 2 - R - Action - All your favorite aging action heroes are back (including Stallone, Statham, Willis, Li and Ahnold!), and this time they blow up approximately one-quarter of the Earth’s surface. 102 min.

PREMIUM RUSH - PG 13 - Action/Thriller - A Manhattan bike messenger (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) picks up an envelope that gets him a lot of unwanted attention from a dirty cop. 93 min.

TROUBLE WITH THE CURVE - PG13 - Drama - Clint Eastwood plays an ailing baseball scout who takes his daughter (and perhaps a dining room set) on a final recruiting outing. 111 min.

FINDING NEMO 3D - G - Animation - When a little clown fish named Nemo is captured, his dad Marlin (Albert Brooks) and Dory (Ellen DeGeneres) go looking for him. 100 min.

RESIDENT EVIL 5: RETRIBUTION - R - Action/Horror - Alice (Milla Jovovich) is still fighting zombies and evil corporations. 95 min.

NOW PLAYING

LAST OUNCE OF COURAGE - PG - Melodrama - A small town mayor loses his son to war, then decides the nation isn’t Christian or patriotic enough for his tastes. 101 min.

BEASTS OF SOUTHERN WILD - PG 13 -

THE POSSESSION - PG 13 - Horror Some girl buys an antique box at a yard sale, only to find that it contains a seriously malevolent spirit. 92 min.

STEP UP: REVOLUTION - PG13 - Drama Emily moves to Miami to become a professional dancer, then totally falls for dance crew leader Sean who lives in a neighborhood Emily’s land developer pop may demolish. 97 min

Resident Evil 5: Retribution 3D-R-THU 5:05, 7:30, 10:00. FRI (12:15, 5:00), 7:25, 9:50. SATSUN (12:15), 5:05. 7:20, 9:45. MON-WED (5:05), 7:20, 9:45.

The Campaign-R-THU (2:15, 4:35), 6:55, 9:15.

The Expendables 2-R-THU (1:50, 4:25), 7:00, 9:30. FRI (1:40, 4:25), 6:55, 9:30. SATSUN (1:40), 4:25, 6:55, 9:30. MON-WED (1:40, 4:25), 6:55, 9:30.

The Odd Life of Timothy Green-PG-THU (2:05, 4:30), 7:20, 9:50. FRI (11:40, 2:05, 4:30), 6:50, 9:15. SAT-SUN (11:40, 2:05), 4:30, 6:50, 9:15.

MON-WED (2:05, 4:30), 6:50, 9:15.

The Possession-PG13-THU (2:10, 4:50), 7:10, 9:35. FRI (12:00, 2:15, 4:50), 7:10, 9:35. SATSUN (12:00, 2:15), 4:50, 7:10, 9:35. MON-WED (2:15, 4:50), 7:10, 9:35.

Trouble With The Curve-PG13-FRI (11:30, 1:30, 2:00, 4:05, 4:35), 6:45, 7:15, 9:20, 9:55.

SAT-SUN (11:30, 1:30, 2:00), 4:05, 4:35, 6:45, 7:15, 9:20, 9:55. MON-WED (1:30, 2:00, 4:05, 4:35), 6:45, 7:15, 9:20, 9:55.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

Dredd-R-FRI-WED (2:00).

Dredd 3D-R-FRI (4:30), 7:05, 9:30. SAT-SUN 4:30, 7:05, 9:30. MON-WED (4:30), 7:05, 9:30.

House At The End Of The Street-PG13FRI (1:30, 4:00), 6:30, 9:00. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:00, 6:30, 9:00. MON-WED (1:30, 4:00), 6:30, 9:00.

Paranorman-PG13-THU (1:45. 4:15), 6:50, 9:15.

The Bourne Legacy-PG13-THU (2:00, 5:15), 8:15.

The Expendables 2-R-THU (1:30, 4:00), 6:45, 9:15.

Trouble With The Curve-PG13-FRI (1:45, 4:20), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:20, 7:00, 9:30.

MON-WED (1:45, 4:20), 7:00, 9:30.

TOTAL RECALL - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - This remake of the Arnold Schwarzenegger flick, which was based on a Philip K. Dick story, concerns one Douglas Quaid (Colin Farrell), who tries to take a mental vacation, only to wake up and find everything he knows about himself may have been a lie. 118 min.

THE WORDS - PG 13 - Drama - A successful writer pays a tough price for plagiarism. 96 min.

LAST CHANCE THE AVENGERS - PG13 - Action - You’ve seen all the back stories, and now Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk, Captain America and the rest get together with Samuel L. Jackson to save the world from Loki. Sure, why not. Joss Whedon directs. 142 min.

THE CAMPAIGN - R - Comedy - Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis star in this humorous take on a congressional campaign. 85 min.

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: DOG DAYS PG - Family/Comedy - Greg has big plans for his summer vacation, but then everything goes haywire. Based on the popular teen books. 94 min.

HOPE SPRINGS - PG13 - Comedy/Drama It’s marriage counseling time for a couple (Meryl Streep, Tommy Lee Jones) who’ve been hitched for 30 years. 100 min.

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BIG SHOWS MAYOR ALAN ARAKAWA’S BIRTHDAY BASH - Thu, Sep 20. See picks on p. 17 for info. $20. 5:30-8:30pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-244-6042; arakawa2014. com; lynn@arakawa2014.com RED STAR MUSIC FESTIVAL - Fri, Sep 21.

See picks on p. 17 for info. $35/GA, $80/VIP. 6-11pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

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OFF TOMORROW - Fri, Sep 21. For one night only, the guys from Off Tomorrow are together again bringing you their rockin’ reggae and R&B sounds. No cover. 10pm Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd. # 314); 808-874-9299 ZEPTEMBER III - Sat, Sep 22. See picks on p. 17 for info. $20 presale; $25 at door.

5:30pm Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); zeptembermaui.com THE MICK FLEETWOOD BLUES BAND Sat, Sep 22. A rare, unplugged performance on the rooftop by The Mick Fleetwood Band featuring Rick Vito and special guests. No cover. 8pm Fleetwood’s on Front St., (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; facebook.com/fleetwoods INTERACTIVE SOURCE FUNDRAISER AND DECOMPRESSION PARTY - Sat, Sep 22.

Come show off your best Burning Man attire while getting your dance and art on. Music by Harmonic Resonance, DJ Boogiemeister and VJ Douglas DeBoer. $10 at the door (or bring your Zeptember ticket for $5 entry). 9:30pm Oceans Beach Bar & Grill, (1819 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-2414 SLACK KEY SHOW – MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN MUSIC WITH BOBBY INGANO - Wed, Sep 26. See picks on p. 17 for info.

7:30-9:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd.); 808-6693858; slackkey.com / napilikai.com

FOODIE SLOW FOOD TASTE EDUCATION - Wed, Sep 26. Slow Food Maui, a Haiku-based company that offers a variety of preserved products sourced from Grown on Maui fruits and vegetables, teams up with the Maui Culinary Academy and Whole Foods Market to offer monthly taste education sessions to the public. $15 for Slow Food Maui members and $20 for nonmembers; advance reservations and payment are required. 6-7:30pm Maui Culinary Academy in the Pa’ina Building at UH Maui College, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); slowfoodmaui.org/category/education

TICKETS ON SALE 90TH MAUI FAIR - Thu. Sep 27 through Sun, Sep 30. A family-oriented educational fair that features multi-cultural food, first-rate entertainment, E.K. Fernandez Joy Zone, photo and art exhibits, competitions and more. Tickets available at door: $7 adult; $3 children 5-11; Free to keiki 4 & under. War Memorial Gymnasium Parking Lot, (211 Kanaloa Ave., Wailuku); mauifair.com DOUBT: A PARABLE BY JOHN PATRICK SHANLEY - Fri, Sep 28: 7:30pm, Sat, Sep 29*: 7:30pm, Thu, Oct 4*: 7:30pm, Fri, Oct 5: 7:30pm, Sat, Oct 6: 7:30pm, Sun, Oct 7: 3pm, Thu, Oct 11: 7:30pm, Fri, Oct 12: 7:30pm, Sat, Oct 13: 7:30pm and Sun, Oct 14: 3pm.

Adults $20, *Kama’aina Nights $15 (w/ valid HI ID). ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; proartspacific.com 2ND ANNUAL BREWHAHA: EAST VS WEST - Fri, Sep 28. An oceanfront party and friendly competition between the East (Japan, Australia and India) and the West (Belgium, Germany, Scotland and England). 14 craft beers have been carefully paired with menu selections from its respective country by Executive Chef Roger Stettler, and his talented culinary team. $79 plus tax and gratuity per person. 6:30-8:30pm Four Seasons Resort, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-2201; fourseasons.com/maui; concierge.maui@ fourseasons.com AUGIE T’S SUMMER OF LOL - THE FINAL FLING FEAT. ANDY BUMATAI, MEL CABANG, & FRANK DE LIMA - Fri, Sep 28.

Hawai‘i’s popular comedian and on-air personality Augie T brings all-stars from the sold-out Na Ali‘i of Comedy Tour to the MACC for a final summertime fling, featuring Frank De Lima, Mel Cabang, and Andy Bumatai. $30/standard, $40/premium with meet-and-greet. 7:30-11pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org BLUETECH - Fri, Sep 28. Special guests DJ Boogiemeister and Deviant. Visual projections and lighting by Fuzzbox and live painting and percussion. $10 at door. 9:30pm Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; bluetechonline.com; bioniclove@gmail.com GALA OPENING OF RE-UNITE! - Fri, Sep 28 & Sat, Sep 29. A gala opening perfor-

mance of Seabury Hall’s new A’ali’ikuhonua Creative Arts Center. Directed by David Ward, this event includes an evening of music, dance, drama, and art by honored alumni performers. $25 adults, $20 seniors & students (admission includes complimentary desserts and beverages). 7pm Seabury Hall, (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-573-1257 THE VANDALS - Sat, Sep 29. Underworld Events presents punk rock band The Vandals, with Happy Haoles and Satterday Saints. $18 (plus service fees). Advance tickets available online or at the following locations: Hard Rock (Lahaina), Vanity Salon (Paia) and Goldfinch Body Art (Lahaina).

9pm The Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 877-714-7668; tinyurl.com/vandalsmaui / underworldevents.com BLUETECH - Sat, Sep 29. Special guests DJ Boogiemeister and Elf. Visual projections and lighting by Douglas Deboer and live painting and percussion. $15 at door. 9:30pm Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; bluetechonline.com; bioniclove@gmail.com

EVENTS THURSDAY, SEP 20 PICNIC FOR POKI - See picks on p. 17 for info. Free. 11am Ka’ahumanu Hawaiian Congregational Church, (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-871-7720; roselaniplace.com; diane@roselaniplace.com REWAILUKU, A COMMUNITY BRANDING EXERCISE - A project by the County of Maui and the Maui Redevelopment Agency to seek community input on defining the “brand personality” of Wailuku town. You can attend one of their interactive workshops today at 12-2pm or 5:15-6:30pm or Friday at 12-2pm.

Free. (1980 Main St., Wailuku); rewailuku.com; ashley@saedesign.com

FRIDAY, SEP 21 “PADDLE FOR FOOD” DRIVE - See pics on p. 17 for info. Paddling sessions: 7:30, 8:00, 8:30 and 9:00am. Free (arrive early).

Maui Canoe Club, (Ka Ono Ulu County Beach Park, 650 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-2432999; mauicanoeclub.org MAUI NATIONAL PLUG IN DAY KICKOFF AND ELECTRIC VEHICLE DC FAST CHARGING STATION DEDICATION - Celebrate Maui’s first National Plug In Day at this kickoff event with a blessing by Uncle George Kahumoku, Jr., ribbon cutting, inaugural charge, and Proclamation by Mayor Alan M. Arakawa.

Free; register on website to be entered to win a free iPad. 10:30-11:30am Maui County Building (Front Parking Lot), (200 S. High Street, Wailuku); 808-250-3678; pluginday.org MAUI BLISSFEST 2012 - Friday and Saturday. This 2-day festival includes live music, art, shopping, culture, fire dancers, drumming circle, grindz, a keiki corner, camping and more. $20 donation in advance or $25 at door.

3-9pm VFW Post 3850, (1136 Uluniu Road, Kihei); 808-344-3964; mauiblissfest.com / facebook.com/maui.blissfest

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Envy Nightclub 9pm; $10 cover

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

BLUE LAGOON Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Ladies Night 10pm-close; no cover

Ladies Nite w/ DJ 10pm; no cover

Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

Rootz N Creation CD Release Party w/ Bengali, 10pm; $10

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo 9:45pm; $10

Inna Vision w/ Rambo 10pm; $10

DJ Pandora 8pm; no cover

Eric Dotterer & Friends 5:30-7:30pm; no cover

MON - Lenny Castellanos & Mark Johnstone Blues Duo, 5:30pm / TUE - Eric D., 6:30pm

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter D, 7:30-10pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:3010pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Rampage 10pm; no cover

Off Tomorrow 10pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Gina Martenilli 6pm; no cover

MON - Gomega, 10pm / TUE - Pool League, 10pm / WED - Jukebox Party, 10pm

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Jarod 5:30pm; no cover

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MON - Dance Party / TUES - Junior Lacuesta WED - Big John & Daniel (all sets 10pm)

Tom Conway & Ron Shadian, 6pm

Jordan T. 6pm

Mick Fleetwood Blues Band, 8pm; no cover

Jamie Gallo & Nuno 6pm

MON - Roy Gooliak +1 / TUES - Barefoot Minded / WED - Gene Argel & Shiro Mori 6pm

Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Pa’a Mana 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm-close / TUE - Music videos w/ DJ Daizy, 9pm-close / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm-close (all sets no cover)

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

SATURDAY, SEP 22 7TH ANNUAL BOYS & GIRLS CLUB OF MAUI BENEFIT GOLF TOURNAMENT - See picks on p. 17 for info. 7am King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-242-4363 x226 or x322; bgcmaui.org MAUI NATIONAL PLUG IN DAY AND ELECTRIC VEHICLE TEST RIDE EVENT This event includes a demonstration of the allelectric Nissan Leaf, a Q&A about the EV ownership experience from Maui electric vehicle owners and free ride-n-drives of electric cars.

Free; register on website to be entered to win a free iPad. 7am-1pm Maui Swap Meet/UH Maui College Parking Lot, (310 Ka`ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-250-3678; pluginday.org 30TH ANNUAL ST. JOHN’S KULA FESTIVAL - This local favorite event features live entertainment from Napua Makua and Halau Hula Na Lei Kaumaka O Uka, ono food, plants and cut flowers for sale, children’s games, face painting, silent auction, crafters, an 80’s costume contest and more! Free admission. 9am-3pm St. John’s Episcopal Church (across from the county park), (8992 Kula Hwy.); 808-878-1485 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST’S ANNUAL PICNIC 2012 - See picks on p. 17 for info. Free; RSVP by phone or e-mail. 10am-2pm Waihe’e Coastal Dunes & Wetlands Refuge, (Kahekili Hwy.); 808-244-5263; hilt.org; info@hilt.org SOCIAL MEDIA BOOT CAMP - A workshop on getting started in social media for your business. $65; register online now, seating limited to 30. 10am-4pm MEDB’s Malcolm Center, (Malcolm Center, 1305 Holopono St., Suite 5, Kihei); hightechmaui.com “ISSUES IN YOUR TISSUES” PRESENTATION - Learn from Maui author Denise LaBarre

MON - DJ Skinny Guy / TUE - Toxic Tuesdays w/ DJ TRVR / WED - DJ Del Sol and DJ CIA (all sets 10pm; no cover)

Kenny & the P.E.S.T.S. w/ Fitz & Andy, 10pm

CHARLEY’S

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

Ultra w/ DJ CIA 10pm; no cover

Get Your Sexy On w/ DJ LaRage 10pm; no cover

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

COOL CAT CAFE

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)

DigiLuxe w/ DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

CASANOVA

Sunrize Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dave Caroll / TUE - Jordan Cuddy / WED - Wolf (all sets 7pm; no cover) TUE - Willie K and The Warehouse Blues Band, 9pm; $10 / WED - Ladies Night - Fast Forward w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm

Evan Shulman 6-9pm; no cover

on how you can improve your quality of life by using breathing techniques, intuitive listening, and exercises to help integrate and realign the physical, emotional and mental parts of the body. Free. 3-4pm Adult Reading Room at Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; librarieshawaii.org SEASONS OF PEACE CELEBRATION - In observance of the United Nations International Day of Peace, this event features performances by Sacred Hearts Choir, Omar & Louise Lambert, Unity Church Choir, FACE Maui, Kamehameha Schools Ukulele Band, Pookela Church Choir and Maui Taiko. Free. 5-9pm Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

SUNDAY, SEP 23 TE TIARE PATITIFA - A Polynesian dance performance by the students of Te Tiare Patitifa, a halau (school) based in Wailuku. Free.

11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com

MONDAY, SEP 24 RECEIVING DAY FOR “INFINITE BLUE - A COMMUNITY ART MAKING CHALLENGE” - Artists are invited to “creatively interpret blue, a primary color holding historical significance in art, culture, and politics.”

Free. 9am-5pm Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808572-6560; huinoeau.com

WEDNESDAY, SEP 26

ROTARY CLUBS OF MAUI’S OKTOBERFEST FUNDRAISER - It’s time to dust off your lederhosen and dirndl and experience an authentic German Oktoberfest with a special Hawaiian flair. This cultural event features live toe-tapping music by the Oompah band, traditional food, a costume contest, silent auction, and a variety of beers. $60 ticket includes dinner and entertainment (beer, wine and cocktails are available for purchase at the no-host bar). 5-9pm King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-2501405; mauirotary.org

WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea continues their arts and entertainment series with a performance from Leokane and CJ ‘Boom’ Helekahiin in the lower courtyard, art gallery receptions, artist appearances and shop-to-shop specials. Free. 6:30-8pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea. com / @ShopsAtWailea

KOKUA FOR KUPUNA - See picks on p. 17 for info. $95 per ticket ($35 is tax deductible) and $20 for keiki ages 10 and under. Tickets are available by phone or on website. 5:30-9pm Wailea Beach Marriott Resort & Spa, (3700 Wailea Alanui); 808-871-9283; halemakua.org

CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937.

MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY: “FALL” IN LOVE WITH MAKAWAO - See picks on p.

17 for info. 6-9pm (Baldwin Ave & Makawao Ave.); mauifridays.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Wolf 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter deAquino 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Thu, Tom Conway & Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Fri, Jordan T. 6-9pm; Sun, Jamie Gallo & Nuno 6-9pm; Mon, Ray Gooliak + 1 6-9pm; Tue, Barefoot Minded 6-9pm; Wed, Gene Argel & Shiro Mori 6-9pm. (744 Front Street, Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

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ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

Karaoke

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Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

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JAY’S PLACE

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

The Whiskey Pimps 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S

WED - Karaoke

WED - Live music, 10pm-close; no cover

Kawika 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

John Grover 7pm; no cover

MON - That’s What I’m Talking About TUE - Da Ha-y-ans / WED - Herb Anderson (all sets 7pm; no cover)

1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Willie K 9-11pm; $5 cover

1810 8-10pm; no cover

Danyel Alana & Don Lopez, 6:30pm, no cover

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (all sets no cover)

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

MON - Farzad & Mike Madden / TUE Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pm-close; no cover)

Free Karaoke

TUE - Free Karaoke

Live Music 7-9:30pm; no cover

Live Music 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic Night, 6-10pm; no cover (sign up starts at 5pm)

Sounds of Addiction 10pm-close; $5

Funkalicious 2 9:30pm; $10

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Karaoke Night 10:30pm; no cover

Latin Night w/ DJ Danny 10pm; $10

Glamity Drag Show w/ DJ Blast, 10pm, $15

MERRIMAN’S

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MON - The Benoits / TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae (all sets 6-9pm)

Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Zeptember III 5:30pm; $20 presale, $25 at the door

The Celtic Tigers w/ Bagpiper Roger McKinely 6:30-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Joel Katz, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover TUE - Brenton Keith, 7-8pm; no cover WED - Willie K, 7-9pm; $65 dinner & show

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MOANA BAKERY & CAFE 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

Murray Thorne, 6:30pm; no cover / Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish da Dish, 9:30pm; no cover

Nuff Sedd 9-11pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback & Junior Lacuesta 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon & Danyel Alana 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku & Peter DeAquino 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Kulewa 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika, Roy & Albert 6:30pm; Sat, Ron, Ikaika & Damon 1:30pm; Sat, Derick & Damon 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian Trio 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am.

(Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808-667-6636.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St.); 808-661-0700.

KIMO’S - Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Sun, Danyel Alana & Don Lopez 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Benny Uyetake and Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Fri,

WED - Kenny Roberts, 6-9pm; no cover

Benoit Jazz Works 7-9pm; no cover

HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm.

(900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm.

(843 Wainee St., Unit 1 & 2); 808-667-6655.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm.

(100 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Fri, Justin Phillips 6:309:30pm; Sat, Ben DeLeon 6:30-9:30pm; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm.

(1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

PARADISE GRILL - Thu, Mark Johnson & John Zangrande 6-9pm; Fri, Teri Garrison 6-8pm; Sat, JD & Harry 6-8pm; Sun, Hawaiian Music Night 6-8pm; Mon, Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos 6-9pm; Tue, JD & Harry 6-8pm.

(2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Sat, Jazz on the Green 7-10pm; Fri, Jawaiian Music 7-10pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, JD on the Rocks 5-8pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 5:30-8:30pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-669-8889.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Sat, Coelho Morrison 7-9pm; Sun, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm. (5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm; Mon, The Jonah Trio 8pm; Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night: Blades of Glory 7:30pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm. (300 Maalaea Rd. #1M); 808-243-2286.

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BY CAERIEL CRESTIN VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Lately, you’ve been craving imperfection. You’ve enjoyed your toast a little burnt, your clothing slightly frayed and your apartment three degrees away from an ideal temperature. It’s not that you’ve finally accepted that the world isn’t perfect, or that you’ve become that much more appreciative of those imperfections (though you have). No, it’s just that you’re inching closer to the realization I’ve been goading you toward all along. You can’t be the missing piece to every puzzle. The irony is that once you accept the imperfections in yourself, you’ll fit that much more perfectly into this most imperfect world.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) You spend your days busily zooming from one responsibility to the next. You respond to the needs and demands of others like a good worker bee in a well-ordered hive responds to the instructions of her fellows. She dutifully—one could even say delightedly—flies to flowers as directed, and gathers the nectar she’s supposed to collect. But when you’re conked on the head by the plummeting coconut of one of your own desires, you end up buzzing around in confused circles for a while. That’s been your life recently. But now that you’ve had time to recover from the impact of this want that has made itself so forcefully known, what will you do about it?

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) What’s the point of flowers, ultimately? Or butterflies— why are they so colorfully beautiful? From a prosaic viewpoint, one could dispassionately explain the evolutionary advantages of such characteristics. And speaking from the same platform, one of scientific evaluation, one could just as easily dispel your self-doubt by pointing out that you, too (with all your flaws and virtues), are the glorious product of millennia of evolution, with just as much purpose and beauty as a flower or butterfly. I happen to believe that there are many more levels to the “why” of a butterfly’s glory (and yours), beyond mere evolution. I also like to imagine that flowers and butterflies enjoy being what they are. Shouldn’t you?

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Get caught making faces at yourself in the mirror. It also could be fun to politely reply to rudeness or insult with vicious imprecations in a sweet-sounding foreign language (French is good for this). Don’t practice kicking your own ass this week, nor implicating yourself in plots you’re innocent of, just because they sound cool. Your sense of fairness is as out of tune as an abandoned piano, and missing quite a few notes. My prescription to help you play in key? Choose one: A. Long, deep soul kisses, if they’re available. B. An intimate dinner, cooked by you, for all your closest friends. C. A good, hard, cleansing cry—followed by a huge helping of your favorite dessert.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Reflect on the oyster, that underrated and overexploited little mollusk. They have to evade and resist prying fingers and hungry mouths eager to pluck them out of their protective shells and slurp them down, raw.

(Blech.) If they avoid this gruesome fate, they’ve still got to cope with the bits and bobs that end up inside their shells and irritate their tender flesh. The bad news: you feel a lot like these underrated creatures lately. The good news: your constant worrying and fretting about your past—every careless word, remembered failure and missed chance—will yield results. You ought to be able to permanently expel a few of those irritants, and they won’t be as ugly or anticlimactic as gallstones or eye gunk. Nope. This week, you’re spitting pearls.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) When I close a really good book, I often feel emotionally shipwrecked. I’m not usually responding to any specific events in the novel. It’s just that finally leaving characters and their absorbing reality is almost like being abandoned on a deserted island, or perhaps being returned to civilization after a long, lonely stay on one. It’s a mixture of relief and loss, similar to how one might react to the death of someone who’s suffered a prolonged, painful illness. This week you might experi-

ence a strange blend of emotions that aren’t necessarily comfortable sleeping next to each other. Then again, you’ve had some pretty odd bedfellows yourself.

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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Last night I dreamt I was invited to a New Year’s party.

Shit, I thought to myself, autumn really flew by! Seemed like it was still summer yesterday, and we still had a few months to go! Luckily, several people had pulled together a fabulous outfit for me (it was a costume party) and taken care of every detail of my attendance. When I woke up, I thought of you—will people still be taking care of your shit (including the fun you have) come 2013? I’m worried you’re not determined enough to actually get it together.

Luckily, you have a few months to prove me wrong.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) We’re all in love with that legend-in-your-own-time image you’ve cultivated around yourself, that of the swashbuckling hero, the rebellious philosopher, the truth-seeking activist. The only problem is: those are all relatively lonely positions. Sure, the lonesome cowboy/ girl might have a part-time trusty sidekick, but that doesn’t do much to foster a sense of community, does it? What can you do to change this solitary destiny?

Engage others, of course! Easier said than done, but this week, concentrate on how someone of your unique talents and status might bring people together, instead of just impressing/intimidating them.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) You’re capable of accomplishing just as much as your fellow Earth signs, though your methods differ. Virgo flits constantly from duty to duty, as quick and nervous as a hummingbird. Capricorn executes tasks as calmly and efficiently as a robot. You take longer to get going. Like your animal symbol, the bull, you know all too well the pleasures of relaxing in the shade of a cork tree and chewing your cud. But once in motion, you’re nearly impossible to stop. Since the obligations of the weeks ahead aren’t going to complete themselves, you might want to start stretching your legs and sharpening your horns: it’s almost time for a full-on charge.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) This is a good week to start growing a ’fro that requires you to duck to pass through doorways, or to wear padded underwear or shoes three sizes too large. Heck, put on one of those adorable Sumo wrestler fat suits.

Anything that helps you to take up more space than you’re accustomed to would be good. I perceive that your achievements have been limited and compromised—not by your ability or efficiency, but by not giving yourself enough room to move. This week, get used to taking the space you need to do what you’ve got to do.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) The world isn’t always such a comfortable place. Your feet ache from standing in lines, your ass is punished by hard plastic seats, noise pollution violates your thoughts. That’s why it’s so easy to understand and appreciate your powerful nesting instinct, your inordinate fondness for an abundance of pillows, thick, terry cloth bathrobes, hot bubble baths, good food, mellow wine and tender romance. You’re just trying to make a few soft places in a sometimes hard, angular and imposing world. This week, you’re likely to miss the cozy nooks you’ve created for yourself—but not that much, as you’ll be busy discovering and enjoying some of the sweet comfort zones made by other homebodies like you.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) You’re back-to-back with your fiercest opponent.

According to good ol’ Western tradition, you’re both supposed to walk 10 paces in opposite directions, turn and shoot. Fastest draw wins. I know you’re not excited that things gotten this extreme, but you’ve also never been great at that cheesy movie banter that extricates our Hollywood heroes from situations like this. Bad humor isn’t your strong suit, fortunately for the rest of us. It never works in real life anyway. So how can you defuse the situation? Try swallowing your pride. It should go down easier than any bullet, either literal or figurative.

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