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NO LOVE FOR KYLE YAMASHITA Kyle Yamashita wins elections because he stands at the side of Haleakala Hwy smiling and pointing at commuters (Candidate! Sept. 6, 2012). He is very charismatic in that regard, however if you have ever met him in person you may notice that he seems unable or unwilling to converse.

Have you ever tried talking to him? I am gratified to learn that he is opposed to raising property taxes. Does he realize that it is the Maui County Council that controls our property taxes, not the State Legislature? Nice smile anyway. That’s all it takes to get elected.

-“Kahului gal,” via MauiTime.com

YNEZ TONGSON GETS SOME LOVE Just wanted to tell you I really loved your article on Speed-Dating in MauiTime (“Speed Dating With The Beautiful People At Moana Cafe,” Aug. 30, 2012). Great writing and it made me laugh. If you ever wrote a book, I’d definitely read it. And I also still hate dating even though I’m almost 39... ugh! It probably didn’t help I got stood up on my last date and worse, I was the one who bought the tickets to the event. Felt like a total loser... but at least it gave me a newfound appreciation for being single. Here’s to picking the peas out! Thanks for the great article!

-Tamara Davidson, via email

MVB LETTER Here’s a copy of a letter I just sent to the Maui [Visitors Bureau] (“Here’s why the Maui County Council should refuse Terryl Vencl’s request for $3.5 million for the Maui Visitors Bureau,” May 16, 2012):

Dear Sir/Madam, My wife and I recently visited Maui after a 24 year absence. Back then, there were Mom & Pop grocery stores and no Walmarts. There were views unobstructed by massive condo complexes. [Makena] Beach had a small church nearby with chickens running around.

I could run from Lahaina to Kaanapali along a two-lane highway with very little traffic present.

There was a smell of freshness in the air that gave one the impression of actually being in a relatively unspoiled place.

Fast forward to November of last year.

A tangled mess of malls, Safeways, Radio Shacks, fast food joints, traffic of unimaginable proportions, obese tourists from the Mainland getting in each other’s way as they ruck through the t-shirt shops in Lahaina, humorless and in a hurry to go nowhere.

I never thought back in 1988 that your beautiful island would become, in essence, Los Angeles with trade winds. Everyone on the island who let this happen ought to be, at least, ashamed; at most praying to the God, Akua for forgiveness. The all-mighty dollar has turned paradise into a freak show of human and environmental degradation.

Progress is not the name of this massive transformation over 24 years.

When we got home, my younger brother expressed interest in moving to Maui after his retirement. I showed him some of the pictures we had taken in November. He’s now thinking of moving to Death Valley to be in a more hospitable environment.

-Jan Sershen, via MauiTime.com

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QUIZunderstood kawa’s office concerning statements made by economists at First Hawaiian Bank’s 38th Annual Maui County Business Outlook Forum, which of the following explained why Maui “is doing considerably better than the other Neighbor Islands economically?”

A. “stronger job creation” B. “continued robust visitor industry” C. “growing strength in construction” D. All of the above E. A and B only

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On Sept. 8, Republican 2nd District Congressional candidate Kawika Crowley announced that a big MMA star from Hawaii had recently endorsed him. Who was it?

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A Sept. 4 Pacific Business News post reported that the annual Fall Travel Trends Survey (which is conducted by the Travel Leaders Group) found that “Maui will be the secondmost-popular domestic destination for travel for the remainder of 2012.” What, according to the story, will be the top tourist destination?

A. Honolulu B. Kauai C. Disneyworld D. Las Vegas E. Your mom’s house

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Mele Carroll is a decent enough legislator. She’s a reliable vote for workers’ rights and GMO food labeling, but has also introduced legislation to criminalize schoolyard bullying. Carroll also cannot for the life of her get a campaign finance report filed on time. The state Campaign Spending Commission has fined her again and again and still she can’t do it. Her supporters are always ready with excuses (she was ill, it’s not that important, etc.) but there’s a definite incongruity between the image of an experienced legislator who has mountains of previous state and county experience and the candidate who, election after election, cannot meet simple deadlines for reporting how much money her campaign took in and how she spent it.

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BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO happy about Monsanto) will meet at the mauka side of the Mokulele and Piilani highways intersection in Kihei to wave signs and generally raise hell (well, as much as is typically allowed on Maui). For more info, check out Facebook.com/OccupyMaui.

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OCCUPY WALL STREET MAUI CELEBRATES FIRST BIRTHDAY The birth of Occupy Wall Street–the loose, mostly grassroots uprising that argues against the influence of multinational corporations in our government–has been wellcovered in the press. But I recently learned that its local cousin–Occupy Wall Street Maui, which is just about one year old now–owes its existence (at least partially) to the paper you’re reading right now.

“Here on Maui, Occupy really began–after a couple false starts–in late September with a meeting called in Haiku, through a small note in MauiTime,” states a Sept. 9 press release from the organization. “About 25 people gathered–old-time peaceniks, Hawaiian sovereignists, environmentalists, political activists, anarchists, concerned citizens.”

There, the press release states, the activists talked and formed an ad hoc General Assembly.

“A week or so later, the very first Occupy Maui General Assembly was called, in Keopuolani Park, behind the MACC (two weeks later the meetings moved to UHMaui Freedom Lawn, where it has met weekly ever since),” stated the news release.

“About 50 people came, started to form working groups, and Occupy Maui was launched. (The name was later changed to Occupy Wall Street Maui to honor the conviction of many Hawaiians that the islands are already an occupied nation.)”

Over the past year, the group has “picketed in solidarity with electrical and harbor workers, silently protested around Kaahumanu Center, run a weeklong festival at the Monsanto GMO plantation in Kihei, and blocked illegal evictions in Hana and Kahului.” We haven’t heard much from them lately, and now they’d like to change that.

On Monday, Sept. 17, Occupy Wall Street Maui activists (and anyone else who isn’t

Did you guys catch that fascinating Associated Press story in the Sept. 8 Maui News on tiki culture? The story, headlined “Nix the tiki bar: Tourism moves toward authenticity,” discusses a move among major resorts in Hawaii to replace the coconut bras, fire knife dances and other kitschy “Hawaiiana” with actual, real culture and traditions from the Kanaka Maoli.

“Tourism leaders know Hawaii needs to highlight what makes the islands unique to compete with other sun-and-surf destinations like Florida, Mexico and Thailand,” reported the AP. “But the turn is also the latest sign of a Native Hawaiian renaissance with more locals studying Hawaiian language, reviving traditional styles of hula and learning ancient skills like using stars to navigate the ocean.”

The story focuses mainly on Oahu resorts–Disney’s Aulani Resort and the Moana Surfrider in Waikiki–but also mentions the Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel (KBH), which is often credited with the distinction of being the “most Hawaiian” hotel on Maui.

“For Lori Sablas, the cultural director at the Ka'anapali Beach Hotel on Maui, it is about accuracy,” reported the AP. The story then quoted Sablas as saying the following: “My mandate is, ‘How do Hawaiians think?

How do Hawaiians act?’ Let’s not change it.

Let’s not make it up.”

While certainly a laudable goal, the story misses a few points that greatly complicate the notion that the KBH is among the most “authentic” resorts in Hawaii. The first is that the KBH–which does indeed prominently display Hawaiian artifacts and grow taro on the resort grounds–also has its own tiki bar (the whole “tiki” movement began in California in the 1930s, the story notes).

Called The Tiki Bar & Grill, it’s a kickass little spot on the resort. It’s always lively, fun and is every bit as kitschy and

fun as any tikified establishment you might find on the Mainland.

“Everyone envisions themselves at a Tikithemed bar with an exotic cocktail while in Hawaii,” states the KBH’s official website.

“The Tiki Bar at Kaanapali Beach Hotel is the first and only outdoor Tiki Bar on Maui.”

Here’s another issue, and this is by no means limited to the KBH. Ever go to a hula or dinner show or some other such big gathering of people in Hawaii? What’s the first thing the host or emcee says? “Alooooha.” Not “Aloha,” but “Alooooha,” with a big emphasis on the “ooooo” part.

ours, as is its meaning.”

While we’re on the subject, here are two other haole words: “private property.”

If we really want to know “what Hawaiians think,” as Sablas asked, then we’ve got to understand that, according to HawaiiHistory.org, “[t]he concept of private property was unknown to ancient Hawaiians.”

That kinda throws a whole lot of really cold water on this whole search for the most “authentic” representation of Hawaiian culture in our tourism industry. But really, when have we Americans ever let a bunch of historians dictate terms in our marketing efforts?

Not welcome anymore?

Wrong!

In his 2011 book Aloha: Traditions of Love and Affection, University of Hawaii cultural specialist Malcolm Naea Chun wrote that the word “Aloha” is, historically, far more intimate and personal than the word currently used on resorts and even in supposedly culturally accurate events. “[A]loha is special because it upholds, reaffirms, and binds relationships,” Chun wrote.

“Aloha should not be taken lightly. It should not be used casually or frivolously.”

No less an authority than Queen Lili‘uokalani helped guide Chun to that conclusion.

“Never… never say alo-o-oha,” the queen told a crowd in 1910, according to Chun’s book. “It is a haole word. Aloha is

Overheard “Big girls need lovin’ too!”

-Guy at the Grand Wailea, Sept. 10

MECO FALLS ASLEEP AT THE SWITCH Oh, and in case you were wondering, that little power outage last week in Kihei–the one that cut power to 13,000 South Maui customers for not quite an hour on Wednesday afternoon–was due to “An inadvertently closed switch at a substation,” according to a blurb in the Sept. 7 Maui News.

According to the story, “[a]n investigation of the power blackout determined that, during testing of substation equipment at [Maui Electric Company’s] MECO’s Kealahou substation, a switch was left closed that resulted in an ‘automatic relay scheme’ that opened all circuits that provide power to Kihei and Wailea, [MECO spokeswoman Kau’i Awai-Dickson] said. And that brought about the power outage.”

Also–again, just in case you were curious–the phrase “improve service reliability” played a huge part in the justification MECO used to convince the state Public Utilities Commission to grant its requested 3.2 percent interim rate hike (which went into effect on June 1 of this year).

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A&B FOUNDATION GIVES 20K TO OLD FOLKS The A&B Foundation recently awarded $20,000 to the Kaunoa Senior Center. Kaunoa’s congregate and home delivered meals program served more than 95,000 meals last year to 1,400 seniors and continues strong.

The program, set up through the Federal Older Americans Act of 1965, provides seniors with nutritionally balanced meals, socialization with peers and nutrition education. Meals served at the Kaunoa Senior Center and in their home delivery service are meant to provide at least a third of the nutritional recommended daily allowance for adults.

In a ceremony during Kumiai Day at the Spreckelsville Kaunoa Senior Center, Rick Volner Jr.–Hawaii Commercial & Sugar (HC&S) General Manager– presented the check to Department of Housing and Human Concerns Director Jo-Ann Ridao. Kumiai Day celebrates sugar plantation days and is co-sponsored by HC&S, which is also a subsidiary of A&B. The meals are prepared by the Department of Education and private vendors under the supervision of registered dietitians. The funds are for meals and are also used for events and special activities at Kaunoa or their 17 satellite centers. Some of their programs include Meals on Wheels, meals delivered to the homes of the frail and elderly, assisted transportation, door to door medical and business related travel assistance for seniors with physical and mental limitations, leisure programs and the Retired and Senior Volunteer Program (RSVP).

Many of the events happen at the 401 Alakapa Place location in Sprecklesville, while others may take place at the West

Maui Senior Center on Lahainaluna Road, which is also run by Kaunoa Senior Services. A&B Foundation has been awarding this grant for 36 years.

DRUG TAKE-BACK DAY COMING SOON The fifth annual National Prescription Drug Take Back Day will happen Saturday, Sept. 29, but Kaiser Permanente has already beat the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) to the punch. They’ve collected more than 100 pounds of prescription drugs on Maui, Hawaii Island and Oahu at their clinics this past spring.

This was the first time Kaiser executed a take-back campaign.

“Many people also don’t realize that improperly disposing of unwanted medications–flushing

them down toilets or throwing them in the trash–contributes to water and land contamination,” says Barbara Kashiwabara, Kaiser Permanente Hawaii’s Senior Director of Pharmaceutical Services.

Kaiser’s initiative is limited to when they can partner with state and federal agencies because of the laws involved, but they say they will continue to hold these when federal narcotics partners are available. The idea is to reduce and prevent prescription drug abuse and poison-related deaths at a time when pharmaceuticals are increasing.

“Prescription drug use continues to grow, especially since there have been many new ‘innovator’ drugs over the last 20 years–drugs that our parents and grandparents could not have even imagined–resulting in longevity, cures for old diseases, and in some cases, improvements in health care prevention and lifestyle,” says Kawashibara.

“Because of all the new drugs, the practice of pharmacy has changed dramatically. Registered Pharmacists are key members of a health care team and are essential for ensuring safe access to medications, avoiding or minimizing drug-drug interactions and side effects, helping to make drugs affordable, and ensuring safe and effective use by monitoring the drug’s use.”

If you have leftover prescription drugs, follow the FDA recommendations on their website or stay tuned for takeback days. Kawashibara emphasized that safe storage and disposal “ensures the drugs are used as intended and don’t get into the wrong hands.”

On the Antidrug.com a site that tracks statistics of teen abuse of prescription drugs, “Every day 2,500 youth age 12

to 17 abuse a pain reliever for the very first time. More teens abuse prescription drugs than any illicit drug except marijuana. In 2008, more than 2.1 million teens ages 12 to 17 reported abusing prescription drugs. Among 12and 13-year-olds, prescription drugs are the drug of choice.”

Kaiser officials say that on Maui they collected 47.76 pounds compared to Oahu’s 50.64 pounds of drugs from April 23 to 24. On Saturday, Sept. 29, you can visit the DEA in the Maui Police Department parking lot at 55 Mahalani St. in Wailuku to turn in any unused or expired prescription medication.

UH MAUI COLLEGE OFFERS RUNNING CLINIC In the first clinic of its kind, Edventure at UH Maui College will be offering a running clinic offered by Colorado jogging experts Douglas Wisoff and Art Ives. The clinic will be held Oct. 12-14 from Friday to Sunday. For these three days, the rubber hits the road and you will become familiar with phrases like “releasing muscle tension into the ground” and “engaging your fire-band.”

“Our goal with the workshop is to help runners improve their mind/body interplay, sense of relaxation and power of attention to make their movement more graceful and harmonious instead of awkward and inefficient,” says Douglas.

Learning physical exercises that balance your muscles is one aspect of the Radiant Running lessons taught by Wisoff. Ives’ The Way of Running focuses on bio-mechanics and running from the core.

“This is a timely offering since the Hana Relay just occurred and the Maui Marathon is this weekend,” says Marc Antosch, who handles creative design and program promotions for UH Maui College. “They will share a unique kinesthetic approach to fitness running and marathoning that has helped thousands of runners overcome their injury and performance limits.” Positive reinforcement and experiential learning are at the core of their class.

“We are both ‘minimalists’ when it comes to the muscular energy expended while running and the pounding on the body that occurs as a result of unnecessary, constant tension,” says Ives.

“Skill can be substituted for force, the smoothness and flow of a dancer abides in every runner.”

Sign up for the clinic by calling 808-9843231. The deadline is Thursday, Sept. 20. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso

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“Pheromone parties” attract men and women seeking romance not via ofteninsincere conversation but based on the primal-scent signals emitted by each other’s slept-in T-shirts. Organizers have staged parties in New York City and Los Angeles and plan to expand, according to a June Associated Press report. The organizers’ initial conclusion: People prefer lovers with a somewhatdifferent genetic makeup than their own, but not too different.

ICE CREAM WARS! New York City is the scene this summer of a particularly nasty turf war among ice cream trucks vying for space on the city’s choicest blocks. Most aggressive, according to a July New York Post report, are the drivers of Mister Softee trucks. Said a Yogo frozen yogurt vendor, “If you see a Mister Softee truck, you know bad things are coming,” including, reported the Post, such hardball tactics as cutting rival trucks’ brake lines.

CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE The Treasury Department’s inspector general reported in August that the IRS doled out more than $5 billion in fraudulent income tax returns in 2011 (owing to its mission to provide refunds promptly without first vetting the claims). The agency “refunded” $3.3 million to a single address in Lansing, Mich. (supposedly the home of 2,137 different tax filers) and nearly $4 million to three Florida addresses (518 to one in Tampa, 741 to one in Belle Glade, and 703 to a post office box in Orlando). In all, refunds were claimed by, among others, 105,000 dead people.

100 POUNDS OR 15 MINUTES? Wesley Warren Jr., 47, of Las Vegas, suffers from rare elephantiasis of the scrotum, which accounts for about 100 of his 400 pounds and severely hampers urination and sex. The Las Vegas ReviewJournal reported in October 2011 that Warren was on the verge of accepting an offer to cover the expensive corrective surgery, but when the newspaper followed up in June 2012, it found him hesitant because he had become accustomed to his celebrity status (TV’s The Learning Channel and Tosh.0 program and Howard Stern’s radio show). Said he, “It was fun going to Los Angeles [for Tosh.0] in the big van they sent for me.”

ANIMAL BEHAVIOR In July, the U.K.’s Wildlife Aid Foundation took in a dying, parasite-infested cuckoo bird, but by the time it had been nursed back to health, it had missed its species’s winter migration toward Africa.

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MAUI’S SMALL TOWNS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME,

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BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO

T

here’s a firestorm of controversy engulfing the Wailuku Main Street Association these days.

The nonprofit organization may have lasted 26 years–over the last decade alone it’s consumed more than $2 million of county tax money–but there are now serious questions whether it will survive deputy Attorney General Hugh Jones’ allegations of mismanagement, malfeasance and even “illegal” activity.

For most people, this must be a shock.

For more than a quarter century, the WMSA–personified by Jocelyn Perreira, its colorful, powerful executive director for nearly the entire time–has been one of the most visible non-government forces in Maui. Like no other organization, WMSA was a leading force driving Maui to keep its small town feel.

But a few years ago, say former WMSA board members and officials with the County of Maui, the organization began to disintegrate into factions. For Sam Clark, who spent much of 2011 as chairman of the WMSA board of directors, nothing exemplifies that more than the May 2011 meeting he and

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Perreira had with Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa and county Planning Director Will Spence in Arakawa’s ninth floor office.

“That meeting really opened my eyes,” Clark said.

They were discussing county requests for more information about what WMSA was actually doing with the $243,000 or so in tax money the organization got every year, which provided nearly all of its funding. According to Clark, Perreira soon exploded into a tirade.

“She chewed up Will Spence and [his deputy] Michele Chouteau, associating them with the previous administration,” Clark recalled. “She went off on the Planning Department for 45 minutes. It was pretty bad.”

Eventually, Clark said, Arakawa tired of it. “If you don’t shut up,” Arakawa told Perreira, according to Clark, “I’m leaving right now.”

Perreira refused to comment at all for this story, Spence said he couldn’t comment on the WMSA situation and a spokesman for Arakawa said simply, “no comment” when asked about the meeting.

But the exchange–which two other sourc-

es familiar with the encounter confirmed to MauiTime–is an extraordinary glimpse into Perreira’s mind. Here she was, insulting and haranguing the very same county officials who she wanted to give her nearly a quarter million dollars.

Clark said he gained control of the meeting for “about half a sentence,” only to lose the floor to Perreira again, who once again began blasting the county for daring to question her or her organization.

After the meeting, Clark said, he reamed Perreira outside–so much so, he said, that she began to cry. “Maybe you ought to look for a new ED,” she said, according to Clark.

“She was like that,” Clark said. “After the meeting, she was apologetic. But after that weekend, she was the bear again. The softening was over. She ran through three emotions all the time: belligerent, apologetic and then a complete denial that she had done anything wrong.”

Clark, citing Perreira’s complete unwillingness to provide him various documents or information–including a copy of the organization’s own bylaws–resigned from the WMSA board that November. In his Aug. 30

report on WMSA (which came in the form of an extremely readable letter to WMSA attorney Kevin Jenkins), Deputy Attorney General Jones called for the WMSA board to “terminate” Perreira immediately. If his office doesn’t get a great deal more information very soon, sources close to the investigation say, WMSA may soon simply cease to exist.

Explaining why WMSA, one of the bestconnected organizations in Maui history, went from golden child of the County of Maui–an entire generation of County Councils never, ever questioned their grant requests, which added up to $2.2 million over the last decade alone–to the subject of a blistering Hawaii Attorney General report that alleged a dizzying array of troubles including, but not limited to, mismanagement of county tax money, multiple violations of its own bylaws and even making a political contribution that is not only illegal but could imperil the organization’s non-profit tax status is not an easy question.

The only thing that is clear is that Tom Cannon, WMSA’s current board chairman, has loudly and fervently denied all

the wrongdoing alleged by the attorney general. In fact, Cannon insisted that Jones “stole” property from WMSA during his investigation: “AG Jones has refused to respond to repeated requests from our attorney to explain why he is in possession of WMSA property not included in his subpoena (but used in his interrogation of our Executive Director) that was STOLEN from WMSA’s office and reported stolen to the Maui Police Department (ref.: MPD No. 12-027312),” Cannon wrote.

“We want these stolen materials returned immediately and have asked for them repeatedly. How can a public official use stolen property without consequence, then when questioned, retaliate with his baseless negative letter. This is abuse of power.”

According to Jones, the “stolen” property was a copy of the WMSA bylaws, which he said was obtained through his office’s subpoena.

That part of Cannon’s defense may be comedic, but there was nothing remotely funny about his defense of Perreira.

“Most egregious in AG Jones’ letter is his criticism of our Executive Director (ED) who has been an outstanding WMSA employee for 26-plus years,” Cannon wrote in an “initial response” to AG Jones’ letter on Sept. 4 (there is no word on when his formal response to Jones will be available).

“It is highly unlikely that we could find a qualified successor to our ED... She is a 4th generation Mauian who has a small business background including shopping center management, real estate, small business ownership, and extensive community leadership experience. She was president of the Maui County Council of Community Associations, a leader in the Decision Maui process, a Community Plan Advisory Committee Member, a Maui Redevelopment Agency Commissioner, and has participated in several issue-oriented Mayoral & Council Task Force groups dealing with Smart Growth, Open Space, Technology, Visitor Initiatives, and the Iao Theater Preservation & Reuse effort.”

Cannon went on (and on), calling her “irreplaceable” and even became vulgar, insisting that Perreira “is honest and capable of taking an incredible ration of shit to protect our local community, local ways, and local economies.”

Then Cannon added that the WMSA Board “was forced to temporarily lay our ED off (effective soon) due to our lack of sufficient funds,” which–he insisted– “makes AG Jones’ suggestion that we terminate our ED a moot point.”

That “lack of sufficient funds” line is very curious, considering that one of Deputy Attorney General Jones’ findings was that “[a]ll of WMSA’s liquid assets (last publicly reported at $256,000) are not invested but remain deposited in a non interest bearing bank account in excess of FDIC insurance limits contrary to professional advice allegedly given as early as its 2009 fiscal year audit by WMSA’s external auditor.” In fact, WMSA’s current financial situation remains the largest unanswered question of Jones’ investigation.

What’s more, WMSA’s “temporarily” laying off Perreira does in no way negate Jones’ recommendation that the board sack her, since the organization could very easily hire her again in the near future.

According to Jones’ findings, Perreira may have sacrificed her organization’s valuable tax-exempt status by signing an official WMSA check for $200 to the Friends of Alan Arakawa (the campaign, a mayoral spokesman said, returned the money).

In the world of nonprofit organizations, the Internal Revenue Service’s rule that such groups not engage in politicking is extremely well known. All of these questions add up to an inescapable but brutal truth for WMSA: Jones has not ended his investigation, but in fact, just started it.

County of Maui officials are also increasingly concerned over what WMSA staff has

James “Kimo” Apana, ILWU Local 142 head Willie Kennison and so on.

It’s not merely that Perreira and WMSA were friends to Maui’s political establishment–they were the establishment.

In many ways, WMSA took the “small town” nature of its advocacy a little too literally, and did business the way quaint little Mainland towns did a century ago: by schmoozing pols and local officials in backroom meetings. Everything was friendly, but real quiet.

In many respects, it’s amazing the always-aggressive Perreira–whose remarkably detailed Linkedin page says

“There is little evidence of actual program services by WMSA in the last two years” been doing with office equipment, computers and files. “The county Corporation Counsel has questions of its own,” said county communications director Rod Antone.

Mike Foley spent four years as Planning Director during Mayor Arakawa’s first term off office, which ran from 2003 to 2007. During that time, he said, he fought WMSA’s grant requests.

“I tried to eliminate her funding or at least move it away from the Planning Department,” Foley told me. “But she had strong support of the County Council. I could never understand where that support came from.”

Today, the council members are largely keeping mum about the WMSA. “I’m waiting to see their official response,” said Council member Don Couch, “and talk to some of their board members.”

Perreria was one of, if not the, most connected person on Maui. Indeed, a list of various WMSA board members since the organization’s creation reads like a Who’s Who of Maui history: Alexander & Baldwin lobbyist Mercer “Chubby” Vicens, former county Planning Director John Min, Council member Riki Hokama (as well as his father Goro Hokama), former Council member Mike Molina, developer Bill Frampton, former state Senator/current Wailuku Water Co. president Avery Chumbley, Maui Memorial CEO Wesley Lo, former Maui Council member Velma McWayne Santos, planning consultant Chris Hart, former Maui Mayor

she’s also part-owner of Pugee’s Trucking Co. in Haiku, spent five years as assistant manager of the Azeka Place Shopping Center before taking over the WMSA and once won an award for typing 90 words per minute while a student at St. Anthony’s–got away with it for so long.

“I don’t understand why she had all that support,” Foley said. “But she was always taking credit for projects that she didn’t work on.”

Still, even Foley admits that Perreira and WMSA did achieve some good for Wailuku by helping with the redesign of Market Street parking. “It did improve pedestrian access but the loss of a few parking spaces did bother some businesses,” he said.

For Clark, he also agreed that even in the recent past, Wailuku Main Street Association did do good for the island–he would never have agreed to join the board if he thought otherwise.

“I remember Barto in Makawao,” Clark said, referring to Perreira’s move a few years ago to trim down the proposed Barto Shopping Center that would have completely blown away Makawao’s small town feel. “I liked how she handled that.”

But Clark said that was five or six years ago. These days, WMSA’s work on behalf of Maui’s small towns is far less visible.

“There is little evidence of actual program services by WMSA in the last two years,” Jones wrote in his report. “No WMSA staff has any design or architectural expertise or degrees... and WMSA has not contracted for

any such expertise according to documents produced to our office in response to the AG Subpoena despite the fact that the core function of WMSA is to ‘formally’ review construction and development projects. The Executive Director [Perreira] testified that no design professional was contracted to provide services since 2009.”

Jones added in his report that the County of Maui has also lately been asking WMSA for “more information regarding their supposed reviews and consultations,” but “the information has been withheld as being ‘confidential.’” That, Jones reported, “appears to have allowed WMSA to build up a significant reserve of over $250,000 from County/taxpayer funding.”

For most stories like this, the ending would be bleak–filled with gloom about how Maui and Wailuku will survive the loss of such a powerful advocate for smart development. Except this isn’t that kind of story.

The reality is that other organizations have already been moving into the vacuum created by WMSA’s absence. First is the Wailuku Community Association. Though more like a gathering of town merchants than residents, it has most notably spearheaded the First Friday town parties held on Market Street each month.

From 5-9pm on the first Friday of every month, thousands of people gather in Wailuku Town, strolling up and down Market Street between Main and Vineyard (which the police close off to auto traffic), shopping, listening to a variety of live musical acts or sampling a huge array of local foods. In fact, the party has become so successful that the county hired Gilbert & Associates to market three other town parties–Lahaina, Makawao and Paia– each month, though those events have yet to take off like Wailuku’s.

ReWailuku, the other effort, began in early 2012. Run mainly by Erin Wade and David Yamashita–two County of Maui planners– that organization has sought broad community input as part of a true grassroots attempt to return Wailuku to some of the grandeur and importance it used to enjoy.

Following an extended “open house” in the spring when more than 500 residents filled out comment cards and described what they like–and don’t like–about Wailuku, reWailuku is preparing for a series of “Branding Exercises” which will take place from Sept. 18-21. There, at the corner of Market and Main, planners will hold a series of workshops for the general public. “[These] workshops will provide us with the ideas and vision to steer the branding process,” states the official reWailuku blog (rewailuku.com). “These workshops will be open to invited target markets as well as the general public.”

Once completed, the reWailuku planners will present their findings to the Maui Redevelopment Agency in October.

Both efforts have, so far, proven quite popular. In many ways, they represent the future of Wailuku and Maui’s small towns as a whole–a future that, at least for the past few years, has not included the Wailuku Main Street Association. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1613L

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BY JEN RUSSO As the company workforce quickly rose from 35 to 270, Dahl realized he also had an opportunity to change the lives of others.

Today, 30 percent of his employees are convicted felons.

I recently got the chance to speak with Dahl: MAUITIME: What sets Dave’s Killer Bread apart from other bread normally found in a grocery store?

DAVE DAHL: When I developed the first few “Killer Bread” varieties, I wasn’t thinking about cost—only that I had to make the tastiest, seediest, chewiest whole-grain bread possible. The result is a product whose flavor and mouth feel are exceptional. It’s the Cadillac of organic, whole-grain breads. You can’t make bread like this for cheap.

MT: Does the production Dave Dahl of your bread (baking process, mixing, etc.) include any special steps?

DD: Killer Breads are tough to make. The formulation and Web: www.daveskillerbread.com unique nuances of the product (wholegrain dough with lots of “dead weight” Facebook: facebook.com/daveskillerbread in the form of cracked and rolled grains Twitter: @killerbreadman and lots of seeds) requires special skill ost of the time the launch of and attention on mixing, processing, and adjusting recipes daily. A lot of our process a mainland bread selling at is not automated, because this bread needs a big box retailer in Hawaii wouldn’t be news, especially the “human factor” to make it successful.

There are real people whose hands and considering all the bread created in our locare are responsible for every loaf of Killer cal island bakeries. But when Oregonian Bread.

Dave Dahl announced that his Killer Bread MT: How do you get the ideas for your new will be selling at Costco, I had to bite. bread varieties, and which is your favorite?

Sure, his Killer Bread is tasty–so much DD: All new bread ideas come from the so it has a huge following in his home state of Oregon that is spreading to other same place: to make the best bread on the market using the finest ingredients. Many West Coast states–but the road Dahl took to becoming a bread mogul was unusual. of our fans are competitive athletes, so I’m working on a new variety catered to this His journey began during the 15 years he spent in prison for methamphetamine audience that will be high in protein and low in calories. My ideas usually start with a use, robbery and related charges. After name. Blues Bread was the first (named for a his release, he joined the family bread passion of mine, Blues music—and given a business, which had started in 1955. blue tint with the addition of blue corn). My Putting the past behind them, Dahl favorite is Good Seed, so named for my own jumped in and started baking. He set his transformation from “drug loser to bread sights on creating the ultimate bread using winner,” and my love of giving back. organic ingredients. He credits getting his MT: What do you think is the best way depression under control for letting him focus on his bread making, but what happened to eat your bread?

DD: I love making sandwiches, but you next nobody could have predicted. Taking his can pretty much do anything with my loaves to the local Portland Farmers Market bread, from French toast to stuffing to and hawking it with his brother Glenn’s son bread crumbs. If you look at our Facebook Shobi, they knew on the first day that they page (facebook.com/daveskillerbread), had a hit. Soon they were asked to join the you’ll see that everyone seems to have their market permanently.

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own creative variations.

MT: What’s the story behind your brand design (comics, logo, art style)?

DD: We had a shoestring budget at the start of DKB in 2005. We found a bright, young (and broke, like I was) cartoonist who I worked with very closely to craft whimsical, cute (often meaningful) artwork, which clearly has been instrumental to the brand’s identity. He still works for us today.

MT: Why did you hate making bread earlier in life, and why do you love it now?

DD: I had a lot of personal demons when I was a young man, which led me down a self-destructive path of drugs and crime. At that time, baking bread or being a part of the family business didn’t appeal to me. I had little selfesteem and turned to drugs, crime and imprisonment for decades. Discovering the concepts of humility and acceptance, subsequent mental health treatment (anti-depressants) and meaningful higher education (computer-aided drafting/design) while still in prison helped me to see I could do most anything I set my mind to within reason. I could have applied the principles to digging ditches and cleaning toilets if that’s where I had to start.

Fortunately, I saw an opportunity to return to the family bread business and make a mark, using the same basic principles of product design that I learned drafting in prison. The passion, desire to work hard (about 80 hours a week) and make something cool happen, and understanding of my unique situation (including where I had been and how I had overcome it) all added up to a successful business. It’s really important for me to point out that financial “success” was never a driver. I was successful in my mind already, before I even made the first loaf of bread.

MT: What would you say to your young-

er self if you had the chance?

DD: I would say: Don’t be subject to peer pressure. Love yourself for who you are right now, and work hard to get better.

Humility is strength. Enjoy the journey, no matter how tough it gets. Never run away.

Always face every challenge. Try meds for the depression. I don’t know if I would have listened, but I hope that others do!

MT: What’s the mission you’re trying to accomplish with the business?

DD: Dave’s Killer Bread is very much a vision-driven company. Quite simply, our vision is to make the world a better place, one loaf of bread at a time. To this end, we strive to be a positive force in the community, as well as create a respectful and enjoyable place for our employees to work. More specifically, I want to inspire others to do similar things to turn their lives around. I’m selfish–I live here, so I want my world to be a better place (which begins with me). I speak to countless groups of high schoolers, businesspeople, college students, prisoners… you name it, simply telling my story. Our company has given back in many, many ways, including employing ex-felons, who make up about one third of our 270-member force. All of our giving back seems to come back to us 10-fold.

MT: What’s the price of your bread at Costco on Maui?

DD: Right now, Costco is selling a twopack of our 21 Whole Grains bread for $9.29.

Additional research by Oliver de Silva. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1613d1

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BY JEN RUSSO

W

hen you think of Jazz and Blues, Blues you probably imagine smokey back alleys and underground New Orleans jazz clubs. Certainly not tropical beaches and boat rides, though you’d be wrong to count those out.

Last year Ken MartinezBurgmaier of Jazz Alley TV saw the possibilities for bringing the music traditions of the south on a trans-Pacific journey to Hawaii.

It certainly worked, because now he’s preparing for the second annual Maui Jazz and Blues Festival at the Grand Wailea. This weekend John Keawe will perform his new Jazz/slack key fusion called “Slazz” on the stage with Zydeco accordion master Corey Ledet, Benny Uyetake, Kalama School Intermediate’s Ukulele Jazz Cats, Louisiana Hall of Famer Camile Baudoin and Na Hoku Hano Hano winner Brother Noland. It’s a Jazz and Blues gala like no other.

“We had a tremendous attendance from the inaugural event last year so we are thrilled to be able to bring back the Jazz & Blues Festival for the second year,” says Christina Yumul, director of Public Relations at the Grand Wailea.

“The main event on Saturday night is going to be spectacular with a brilliant line-up of award-winning and jazz and blues legend taking the stage at the Molokini Gardens

by Wailea beach."

The event starts Thursday with a Jazz celebration at Capische? at 6pm (reservations recommended).

On Friday, a Jazz sunset cruise on the Kai Kananai will have champagne and pupus. There will also be a sneak peek of the festivities at the Botero Bar, which will light up the Grand Wailea up with music for the whole weekend.

Saturday night’s Festival is the event we are all waiting for. Then Sunday, the Kai Kanani sets sail again with Jazz, Blues and snorkeling on the agenda. If you’re not seaworthy, head for the Grand Wailea for their jazz brunch. (see page 22 for the complete rundown of events and contact information for tickets.) Artists include Joe Louis Walker, Corey Ledet, Skip Martin, Eric Marienthal, Javon Jackson, Louis Hayas and Camile Baudoin, along with other Hawaiian and Maui artists.

Napua Art Gallery at the Grand will also have a special showing of art by Ruby Mazur. He’s known for his talented contributions to album art like the mouth

and tongue on the “Tumblin Dice” record sleeve for the Rolling Stones.

Skip Martin, who performed at last year’s festival, says he plays the trumpet because he “thought it would be easy to play because it only had three buttons and a small mouth piece.” It may

Last year, Javon Jackson and Delfeayo Marsalis did a few workshops at Kalama School in Makawao, a practice MartinezBurgmaeir says “is important to share these artists with our keiki of Maui to inspire the future generations of artists.”

Martinez-Burgmaier adds that “the New

years with the Radiators. “I notice a very interesting similarity between the Hawaiian and Zydeco ways of playing,” he says. “The finger-style and various tunings of the instruments have certain flavors in common as to the vocal nuances. I hope to bring a Bluesy-CountryZydeco tablet of music to the island to further expose what I consider to be a fun niche of music that I grew up with and played all my life.”

Zydeco, characterized by fast tempos, washboard sounds and a strong accordion, is closely connected to Louisiana and Creole culture. Corey Ledet is immersed in this style and strives to bring Creole music to the forefront. He says Zydeco is changing, but not necessarily for the better.

“Oh buddy, yes, for the worst,” he says. “It’s no longer about tradition, it’s now about flash. We are losing the culture. My music is called Zydeco which is the music of the black French-speaking Creoles of Southwest Louisiana. I am a Creole. I have always been around Zydeco since I was a child.”

Which is why a festival like this is so important. “There is nothing like a great Jazz and Blues tune to change your attitude,” says Martinez-Burgmaier.

“With just a few notes, you will get your head moving.”

Yumul of the Grand Wailea agrees. “What makes jazz and blues so wonderful are the different types within the genre depending on the musicians origin and style,” she says. “The improvisation the musicians master is hypnotic and entertaining at the same time. You can’t help but feel cool.”

TICKETS/ACCOMMODATIONS See the most updated festival info at mauijazzandbluesfestival. com. Tickets are available at Whole Foods, the Grand Wailea or online.

The Grand Wailea is also offering special rates for accommodations for Hawaii residents for the festival starting at $220 per night. Call 808-875-1234 for more information. ■ not have turned out easy, but his career makes it look fun. He’s worked with many artists and currently resides in Las Vegas, where he originally dropped in to play at the Jerry Lewis telethon with Kool & the Gang and decided to stay.

Orleans styles of blues and rock of Camile Baudoin is going to stimulate a wonderful energy of music at the fest, along with the Zydecko sounds of Cory Ledet.”

Baudoin was born in New Orleans and has performed for more than 33

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Picks

BY MARINA SATOAFAIGA & OLIVER DE SILVA

THURSDAY, SEPT. 13

FRIDAY, SEPT. 14

AN EVENING WITH ASTRONAUT LEROY CHIAO – Maui Economic Development Board (MEDB) will celebrate their 30th anniversary by holding a series of lectures on innovation. On Thursday, Astronaut Leroy Chiao will kick it all off with a presentation on his space flight experiences. Chiao holds a PhD in chemical engineering and visited space four times in his career. He was the first Asian and ethnic Chinese to perform a spacewalk and later the first Asian and ethnic Chinese Mission Commander. MEDB has also scheduled University of Hawaii President MRC Greenwood, Tetris Company founder Henk Rogers and local surgeon, entrepreneur and inventor Dr. Hank Wuh. Questions will follow the presentations. Free, but reservations strongly recommended. 5:30pm. Cameron Center (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-875-2336; medb.org. OdS (@odesilva)

HAINA HOU LAHAINA TOWN PARTY – E komo mai for Ha’ina Hou and Lahaina’s 2nd Friday town party! Ha’ina Hou–”Let the story be told”–gives a glimpse of what Lahaina has to offer. The night will honor its past, Chinese Moon Festival and much more. The Baldwin Home Museum lawn will feature Ka Haka Hulu: The Featherworker, a documentary that explores feather making for Hawaii’s royals. Also, you can stroll over to the Wo Hing Museum to participate in the Chinese Moon Festival, which honors the harvest tradition with a farmers market, martial arts demonstration and Chinese cuisine. The landmark Baldwin Home Museum will also continue to host its candlelit tour. It’s all a great chance to bask in Lahaina’s music, art and rich history. Front Street, Lahaina; 808-661-3262; lahainarestoration.org. MS (@sandtothecity)

FRIDAY, SEPT. 14 QUEEN K KA‘AHUMANU CENTER’S 40TH ANNIVERSARY – Notable for being King Kamehameh hameha’s favorite wife, Ka’ahumanu was also one the most powerful. Honoring its namesake, the Q Queen Ka’ahumanu Center celebrates its 40th anniversary this Friday. Kick off your week weekend with an evening of family-friendly activities, educational demonstrations and cultural proje projects. Free. 7pm-9pm. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center (275 W. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kah Kahului); 808-877-3369, queenkaahumanucenter.com. MS (@sandtothecity)

WINES WITH A CAUSE – Attention, wine connoisseurs and lovers: I’o wine club is now presenting “Wines with a Cause,” which will allow you to swirl, sip and savor delicious wine while giving back to the community. It’s an evening benefiting environmental, medical and community causes. This event will donate $5 per each entry fee to the Boys & Girls Club in Lahaina. Need we say more? 21+. $40. I’o (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8442; iomaui.com. MS (@sandtothecity)

SATURDAY, SEPT. 15 OCEANFRONT MOVIE THEATER – Paia Oceanfront Movie Theater will run free films every Saturday evening this month under the stars in Hawaii’s only permanent outdoor movie theater. The movies will include blockbusters films, surf flicks, Hawaiian docs and a few other genres. Food will be available for purchase. Bring a blanket or chair and lounge under the stars to a great movie. Free. 6pm-9pm. Johnny B’s (65 Hana Hwy, Paia); 808-579-9790; hawaiiontv. com; johnnybsmaui.com. MS (@sandtothecity)

TRILOGY’S BLUE‘AINA – Not getting enough fun in the sun while helping out the community? How about this: Trilogy is hosting a Blue’aina event which boats volunteers out to Kamehameha Iki beach for a reef-to-shore clean up and lunch. Volunteers will document debris for a national database. Partnering with the Surfrider Foundation and coinciding with a “Get the drift and bag it” event, all proceeds will go to this month’s featured nonprofit, the Hawksbill Recovery Program. The program will have a representative Cheryl King on hand to educate volunteers about the rare hawksbill turtle and present ways in which you can help preserve the species. So grab your suit and snorkel and make a reservation! $20 donation. 8:30am. Lahaina Harbor (180 Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-8745649; cnielsen@sailtrilogy.com; facebook.com/BlueAina. MS (@sandtothecity)

SATURDAY, SEPT. 15 POWER UP COMEDY ANNIVERSARY – Pioneers in creating a comedy scene on Maui, Power Up Comedy is celebrating its first anniversary. Comedian Curtis “Chino” LaForge gathered local comedians to begin what would be a year filled with self-produced, promoted and performed shows at Stella Blues Cafe. They showcase local talent and mainland guests alike. Aspiring comedians are always invited to free open mic nights on Tuesdays. The bash will feature the Vince Esquire band and stand up by Chino LaForge, Doug Wyckoff, Doc Titanium, Teresa Sickels, Jason Strahn and Sunny Dennis. $15 online/ $20 @door. Stella Blues Cafe (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779; powerupcomedy. com; stellablues.com; vinceesquireband.com. MS (@sandtothecity)

RESTORE OUR HISTORY – Celebrating their 180th anniversary this year, the Ka’ahumanu Congregational Church is a Maui landmark. Their third annual “Restoring Our History” event takes place this Saturday. It’s a day of rummage sales, crafts, food, entertainment and a silent auction. Proceeds will go towards the Halepule and preschool building. Want to participate? There are still opportunities to be a vendor. Have items you can donate? Give them to the rummage sale and contribute to the cause. 10am. Ka’ahumanu Congregational Church (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-874-1815; bruddahwayne@hawaiiantel.net. MS (@sandtothecity)

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SUNDAY, SEPT. 16

RICHARD HO‘OPI‘I FALSETTO CONTEST – Clear your throats and adjust the mic because one of Maui’s most beloved singers returns for the 11th Annual Richard Ho’opi’i Falsetto Contest.

Honoring Hawaiian language and music traditions, the contest showcases some of Hawaii’s best male falsetto performers. Contestants must be 18 or over to compete for the $1,200 first place prize, $400 second place prize and $300 third place prize. The winner will also get a record deal and invitations to perform at other Maui Nui events. A representative from The Ritz Carlton, Kapalua will also award a Hawaiian language award. The night also includes craft booths, keiki activities and cultural demonstrations. Free. Salon Ballroom, The Ritz Carlton Kapalua (1 Ritz Carlton Drive Kapalua); 808-669-6200; festivalsofaloha.com. MS (@sandtothecity)

SUNDAY, SEPT. 16 FREE AIKIDO DEMONSTRATION – Shinichi Tohei Sensei, the president of the World Ki Society, will hold an Aikido seminar Sept. 14-16. Tohei Sensei’s students from Keio University will put on a free demonstration on Sunday at Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. Sponsored by the Hawaii Ki Federation and hosted by Maui Ki Aikido, the event will celebrate the Ki-Aikido’s 55th Anniversary. Ki-Aikido was founded by Koichi Tohei, Shinichi’s father, who started studying Aikido after developing pleurisy. It caused sharp pains and difficulty when breathing, so he began learning zen and misogi breathing, which later led to Aikido. The key aspects of this martial art are maintaining your center, possessing a strong mind and maintaining constant awareness. Free.

3pm. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center (275 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului); mauiaikido.com; q queenkaahumanucenter.com/events. OdS (@odesilva)

HO‘OLAULEA 2012 – Festivals of Aloha is presenting Ho‘olaulea 2012 this Sunday. The day long celebration include entertainment, booths, and traditional activities. Join in for a day of family fun and culture. It will also feature the winners of the 11th annual Richard Ho’opi’i Falsetto Competition, crafts and all the sunshine you can soak up (don’t forget sunscreen!).

Free. 9am. Lahaina Banyan Tree Park; festivalsofaloha.com. MS (@sandtothecity)

MONDAY, SEPT. 17 HO‘OMANA SPA’S MASSAGE SPECIALS – There’s no better time than September to treat yourself to a wonderful lomi lomi. Locally owned and located on the slopes of Haleakala, Hale Ho‘omana Spa Maui is bringing you great September student massage specials. Their apprenticeship program uses ancient Hawaiian cultural traditions of wellness to prepare their students. Offering 50-minute sessions by an apprentice (accompanied by instructors) at a discounted rate offers the community a chance to relax without breaking their budget. Be sure to book your massage for the allotted times listed: Tuesday between 6pm-8pm, Thursday between 1pm-4:30pm and Saturday between 9am-12:30pm. $25/session or package of 8/180+tax. 8am-6pm. Hale Ho’omana Spa (1550 Pi’iholo Road, Makawao); 808-573-8256; halehoomana.com. MS (@sandtothecity)

TUESDAY, SEPT. 18 TU FR FREE SCREENING OF THE ARTIST – Here’s a chance to see the Ac Academy Award-winning film The Artist this Tuesday FOR FREE at the Kih Kihei Public Library. Brought to you by the Maui Friends Of the Library, The Artist is set in the late 1920s and highlights silent superstar George Vale Valentine’s transition into chaos as talking-pictures become popular. The film stars Jean Dujardin, John Goodman and Missi Pyle. Recommended a for ages 12+. Be sure to contact the library for any special accommodations that may be needed (sign language interpreter, etc.) Free. 6pm.

Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-8756833; hawaii.sdp.sirsi.net/custom/web. MS (@sandtothecity)

REWAILUKU REBRANDING WORKSHOPS – ReWailuku, the largely grassroots effort to refurbish Wailuku, is hosting another set of workshops to give community members a chance to say what they think about the town’s future. ReWailuku seeks to recreate the image of Wailuku through “rebranding:” using community input, they want to come up with something that will benefit the community as well as revitalize the area. So how do you see Wailuku in your head? Or, more importantly, how do you want Wailuku to be seen? These are questions ReWailuku is asking the community at the workshops in hopes of coming up with an answer that can be used to define the town. All meetings will take place at 1980 Main St., Wailuku.

Check Rewailuku.com for times and more information. OdS (@odesilva)

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Film

Righteeeeoouuusss!!

Finding Nemo returns in 3D

BY BARRY WURST II

Finding Nemo 3D ★★★★★

Rated G / 100 Min.

T

he big news isn’t that Finding Nemo has returned in 3D (an admittedly good format for a movie like this) but how, once again, it can be experienced on the big screen. This is one of the most magnificent achievements in the history of the Pixar Animation company, a perfect blend of brilliant animation and intelligent screenwriting. The opportunity to see a film this timeless, beautiful and funny in a movie theater is not to be missed.

Most have seen the film at least once, since it was one of the most popular films of 2003, but here’s a refresher: in Australian waters, a clownfish named Marlin (voiced by Albert Brooks) loses his son, Nemo, who is captured and placed in a dentist office fish tank. Marlin finds an unlikely ally in a child-like fish named Dory (voiced by Ellen DeGeneres), who aides him on his quest to

find his son, despite her frequent bouts of short-term memory loss.

Revisiting the film nine years later, I was frequently overcome with emotion (which is to say, I cried a lot) and found myself deeply moved by the story’s handling of its central theme: how parents can sometimes smother their kids when trying to keep them from danger. The story oddly mirrors the classic The Bicycle Thief and makes a series of nods to Hitchcock and The Odyssey, as every turn Marlin and Dory make in the ocean is often an excursion into danger.

Tonally, the film is a textbook example of how to switch gears, as intense scenes of peril are interrupted by surprising comic set pieces. One of the great scenes in this or any Pixar film is the darkly funny set piece where Dory and Marlin encounter a group of sharks; rather than eating them, the sharks want them to participate in their shark self-help group.

That’s just the set-up for a howler of a sequence, which, in a hilarious touch, features Eric Bana as the voice of a hammerhead shark. The humor balances some of the more wrenching moments, such

as the first scene, which will remind many of Bambi, as Marlin is relishing his family’s new home, until...

Even better in 3D You won’t care that the characters are fish and, the animation is so breathtaking and vividly realized, you may often forget you’re watching a “cartoon.” The underwater world has a startling accuracy and so do the mannerisms of the characters.

One of the funnier running jokes is how, since he’s a clownfish, everyone assumes Marlin is funny: the look of sinking disappointment on the other fishes’ faces as he fails to tell a joke is priceless. So are the vocal performances, with DeGeneres never better as a character many will remember as foolish, until her struggle to keep her memory intact becomes truly dire.

Brooks is also in top form, though my favorite character has always been Gill, a scarred but determined fish, voiced perfectly by Willem Dafoe.

Most will remember Dory’s mantra of “Just Keep Swimming” and the swarm of sea turtles who speak fluent Dude (“Righteous! Righteeeeoouuusss!!”). Revisiting a film this visually and thematically layered again, you’ll notice the funny bits that may have been missed in the background, like how Nemo is being held captive by the worst dentist in Australia. There’s also the action sequences, which are edge of your seat exciting, particularly an aerial chase in a Sydney harbor.

Pixar once again cements their reputation as a crew of great cinematic storytellers, and this is one of the great ones, a milestone film for them and a gift for audiences everywhere. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1613f

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Last Ounce of Courage opens this week FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue)

Paranorman-PG13-THU (3:30), 6:45, 9:15.

Resident Evil 5: Retribution-R-FRI (1:15, 3:45), 7:05, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:15), 3:45, 7:05, 9:30. MON-WED (3:45), 7:05, 9:30.

The Dark Knight Rises-PG13-THU (5:00), 8:30.

FRI (1:30, 5:00), 8:30, 3:00. SAT-SUN (1:30), 5:00, 8:30. MON-WED (5:00), 8:30.

The Possession-PG13-THU (4:15), 7:00, 9:30.

FRI (1:20, 4:15), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:20), 4:15, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (4:15), 7:00, 9:30.

The Words-PG13-THU (3:45), 7:05, 9:30. FRI (1:15, 3:30), 6:45, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:15), 3:30, 6:45, 9:15. MON-WED (3:30), 6:45, 9:15.

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

3:20, 5:25, 7:30.

Brave-PG-THU 11:00, 1:10.

Cold Light of Day-PG13-THU 11:20, 1:25, 3:30, 5:35, 7:40. FRISAT 11:20, 1:25, 3:30, 5:35, 7:40, 9:45. SUN-WED 11:20, 1:25, 3:30, 5:35, 7:40.

Finding Nemo-G-FRI-WED 11:45.

Finding Nemo 3D-G-FRI-SAT 2:10, 4:35, 7:00, 9:25. SUN-WED 2:10, 4:35, 7:00.

Step Up Revolution 2D-PG13THU 3:20, 5:45, 8:10. FRI-SAT 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15, 9:35. SUNWED 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15.

The Bourne Legacy-PG13-THU 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00. FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00, 9:40. SUNWED 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00.

The Words-PG13-THU 11:05, 1:10, 3:15, 5:20, 7:25. FRI-SAT 11:05, 1:10, 3:15, 5:20, 7:25, 9:30. SUN-WED 11:05, 1:10, 3:15, 5:20, 7:25.

Total Recall-PG13-THU 11:30, 7:00. FRI-SAT 12:00, 2:30, 5:00, 7:30, 10:00. SUN-WED 12:00, 2:30, 5:00, 7:30.

You May Not Kiss The Bride-PG13-THU 2:00, 4:30.

KUKUI MALL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Beasts of Southern Wild-PG13-THU 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00. FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 7:50, 10:05. SUN 11:15, 1:30, 4:05, 6:20, 8:30. MON-WED 1:00, 4:05, 6:20, 8:30.

Intouchables-R-THU 1:20, 3:45, 6:20, 9:00.

FRI-SAT 11:10, 1:40, 4:20, 7:15, 10:00. SUN 10:45, 1:20, 4:10, 6:40, 9:10. MON-WED 1:20, 4:10, 6:40, 9:10.

Lawless-G-THU 1:00, 3:50, 6:30, 9:15. FRI-SAT

2016: Obama’s America-PG-THU 11:10, 1:15,

11:20, 1:50, 4:30, 7:00, 9:45. SUN 11:05, 1:40, 4:15, 7:00, 9:25. MON-WED 1:40, 4:15, 7:00, 9:25.

Resident Evil 5: Retribution-R-FRI-SAT 11:30, 1:45, 4:00, 6:15, 8:30, 10:45. SUN 11:30, 1:45, 4:00, 6:15, 8:45. MON-WED 1:45, 4:00, 6:15, 8:45.

The Expendables 2-R-THU 1:20, 3:45, 6:00, 8:20.

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The Amazing Spider-Man-PG13-THU 9:10.

The Avengers-PG13-THU (3:20). FRI-WED (3:20).

The Avengers 3D-PG13-THU 6:20, 9:20. FRISUN (12:20), 6:20, 9:20. MON-WED 6:20, 9:20.

Celeste and Jesse Forever-R-THU (2:30, 4:40), 6:50, 9:00.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days-PG-THU (1:50, 4:20), 6:40. FRI (11:40, 1:45, 4:10), 6:40, 9:10. SAT-SUN (11:40, 1:45), 4:10, 6:40, 9:10.

MON-WED (1:45, 4:10), 6:40, 9:10.

Hope Springs-PG13-THU (2:25, 4:45), 7:15, 9:40. FRI (12:00, 2:25, 4:45), 7:15, 9:40. SATSUN (12:00, 2:25), 4:45, 7:15, 9:40. MON-WED (2:25, 4:45), 7:15, 9:40.

Last Ounce of Courage-PG-FRI (11:35, 1:55, 4:20), 6:45, 9:05. SAT-SUN (11:35, 1:55), 4:20, 6:45, 9:05. MON-WED (1:55, 4:20), 6:45, 9:05.

Lawless-G-THU (2:20, 4:55), 7:30, 10:00. FRI (1:30, 4:05), 7:05, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:05, 7:05, 9:45. MON-WED (1:30, 4:05), 7:05, 9:45.

Paranorman-PG13-THU (4:15). FRI (11:50, 4:15). SAT-SUN (11:50), 4:15. MON-WED (4:15).

Paranorman 3D-PG-THU (2:00), 6:30, 8:45.

FRI-WED (2:00), 6:30, 8:45.

Premium Rush-PG13-THU (2:45, 5:10), 7:25, 9:50. FRI (12:30, 2:45, 5:10), 7:25, 9:55. SATSUN (12:30, 2:45), 5:10, 7:25, 9:55. MON-WED (2:45, 5:10), 7:25, 9:55.

Resident Evil 5: Retribution-R-FRI-WED (2:40).

NEW THIS WEEK

THE CAMPAIGN - R - Comedy - Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis star in this humorous take on a congressional campaign. 85 min.

having a baby, and then one day lightning strikes their backyard and out pops a kid with tree branches growing out of his legs. Odd is right. 125 min.

FINDING NEMO 3D - G - Animation - When a little clown fish named Nemo is captured, his dad Marlin (Albert Brooks) and Dory (Ellen DeGeneres) go looking for him. See this week’s film critique. 100 min.

COLD LIGHT OF DAY - PG 13 - Action/Thriller - A young Wall Street trader must deal with the intelligence agents who kidnapped his family while looking for a stolen briefcase. 93 min.

PARANORMAN - PG - Animation/Comedy - Some kid who can talk to the dead goes up against some scary folks to save his town from a curse. 93 min.

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES - PG13 - Action - Christian Bale returns as the Batman to fight the menacing mercenary Bane (Tom Hardy) and Catwoman (Anne Hathaway) in this final installment of Christopher Nolan’s trilogy. 164 min.

THE POSSESSION - PG 13 - Horror Some girl buys an antique box at a yard sale, only to find that it contains a seriously malevolent spirit. 92 min.

LAST OUNCE OF COURAGE - PG - Melodrama - A small town mayor loses his son to war, then decides the nation isn’t Christian or patriotic enough for his tastes. 101 min.

RESIDENT EVIL 5: RETRIBUTION - R - Action/Horror - Alice (Milla Jovovich) is still fighting zombies and evil corporations. 95 min.

NOW PLAYING THE AVENGERS - PG13 - Action - You’ve seen all the back stories, and now Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk, Captain America and the rest get together with Samuel L. Jackson to save the world from Loki. Sure, why not. Joss Whedon directs. 142 min.

BEASTS OF SOUTHERN WILD - PG 13 - Drama/Fantasy - Hushpuppy is just six but has to deal with a flooding bayou, a dying father and the rise of a bunch of ancient wild cattle. 93 min.

THE BOURNE LEGACY - PG13 - Action/Adventure - In this Matt Damon-less incarnation of Robert Ludlum’s spy novel, Jeremy Renner plays American super-assassin Aaron Cross. 135 min.

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: DOG DAYS PG - Family/Comedy - Greg has big plans for his summer vacation, but then everything goes haywire. Based on the popular teen books. 94 min.

THE EXPENDABLES 2 - R - Action - All your favorite aging action heroes are back (including Stallone, Statham, Willis, Li and Ahnold!), and this time they blow up approximately one-quarter of the Earth’s surface. 102 min.

HOPE SPRINGS - PG13 - Comedy/Drama - It’s marriage counseling time for a couple (Meryl Streep, Tommy Lee Jones) who’ve been hitched for 30 years. 100 min.

LAWLESS - R - Crime/Drama - Depressionera bootleggers are threatened by a crooked Virginia sheriff. Tom Hardy stars, with a screenplay by Nick Cave. 115 min.

THE ODD LIFE OF TIMOTHY GREEN - PG Comedy/Drama - A childless couple dreams of

PREMIUM RUSH - PG 13 - Action/Thriller - A Manhattan bike messenger (Joseph GordonLevitt) picks up an envelope that gets him a lot of unwanted attention from a dirty cop. 93 min.

STEP UP: REVOLUTION - PG13 - Drama Emily moves to Miami to become a professional dancer, then totally falls for dance crew leader Sean who lives in a neighborhood Emily’s land developer pop may demolish. 97 min TOTAL RECALL - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - This remake of the Arnold Schwarzenegger flick, which was based on a Philip K. Dick story, concerns one Douglas Quaid (Colin Farrell), who tries to take a mental vacation, only to wake up and find everything he knows about himself may have been a lie. 118 min.

THE WORDS - PG 13 - Drama - A successful writer pays a tough price for plagiarism. 96 min.

LAST CHANCE 2016: OBAMA’S AMERICA - PG - Fantasy - This

Resident Evil 5: Retribution 3D-R-FRI (12:15, 5:05), 7:30, 10:00. SAT-SUN (12:15), 5:05, 7:30, 10:00. MON-WED 5:05, 7:30, 10:00.

The Campaign-R-THU (2:15, 4:35), 6:55, 9:15.

FRI (12:05, 2:15, 4:35), 6:55, 9:15. SAT-SUN (12:05, 2:15), 4:35, 6:55, 9:15. MON-WED (2:15, 4:35), 6:55, 9:15.

The Dark Knight Rises-PG13-THU 8:15.

The Expendables 2-R-THU (1:55, 4:25), 7:00, 9:30. FRI (11:30, 1:50, 4:25), 7:00, 9:30. SATSUN (11:30, 1:50), 4:25, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (1:50, 4:25), 7:00, 9:30.

The Odd Life of Timothy Green-PG-THU (2:05, 4:30), 7:20, 9:45. FRI (11:45, 2:05, 4:30), 7:20, 9:50. SAT-SUN (11:45, 2:05), 4:30, 7:20, 9:50.

MON-WED (2:05, 4:30), 7:20, 9:50.

The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure-G-THU (1:40, 3:50), 6:00.

The Possession-PG13-THU (2:10, 4:50), 7:10, 9:35. FRI (11:55, 2:10, 4:50), 7:10, 9:35. SATSUN (11:55, 2:10), 4:50, 7:10, 9:35. MON-WED (2:10, 4:50), 7:10, 9:35.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

Hit & Run-R-THU (1:45, 4:15), 6:50, 9:15.

Paranorman-PG13-FRI (1:45. 4:15), 6:50, 9:15.

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The Bourne Legacy-PG13-THU (2:00, 5:15), 8:15. FRI (2:00, 5:15), 8:15. SAT-SUN (2:00), 5:15, 8:15. MON-WED (2:00, 5:15), 8:15.

The Expendables 2-R-THU (1:30, 4:00), 6:45, 9:15. FRI (1:30, 4:00), 6:45, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:00, 6:45, 9:15. MON-WED (1:30, 4:00), 6:45, 9:15.

film, made by Dinesh D’Souza, who some people apparently think is intelligent, posits that Barack Obama is merely an instrument for carrying out his father’s evil anti-colonial agenda. 89 min.

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN - PG13 Action/Comic - Yes, they’re remaking a movie that came out barely 10 years ago. But who cares? If you miss this one, don’t worry, because they’ll probably just remake it again next year. 136 min.

BRAVE - PG - Animation - Some Scottish redhead uses courage and archery to undo a curse or something. 93 min.

CELESTE AND JESSE FOREVER - R Comedy/Drama - A couple that’s divorcing tries to stay friends. 92 min.

HIT & RUN - R - Action/Comedy/Romance - Some guy in Witness Protection named Charlie Bronson (um, yeah) drives his girlfriend to LA while his former gang and the cops chase him. 100 min.

THE OOGIELOVES IN THE BIG BALLOON ADVENTURE - G - Family - The Oogieloves (that would be Goobie, Zoozie and Toofie) set out on a quest to find the five magical balloons for their friend Schluufy’s birthday party. Compared to 2016, this is a documentary. 88 min.

YOU MAY NOT KISS THE BRIDE - PG 13 - Romance/Comedy - A pet photographer is forced to marry some girl for some reason and then has to rescue her when she’s kidnapped at a tropical resort. 100 min.

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BIG SHOWS MOTH XP & FREERADICALS PROJEKT Fri, Sep 14. Two of Maui’s favorite bands share the stage for this one time only event, with a surprise between band performances. $15 presale, $20 door. 10pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-5798085; mothxpandfrp.eventbrite.com INNA VISION - Get ready for some experimental, dubstep infused reggae tunes from the boys of Inna Vision. Fri, Sep 14. $10. 10pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808874-3779; stellablues.com POWER UP COMEDY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW - Sat, Sep 15. See picks on p. 17 for info. $15 online, $20 at door. 8pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-8743779; powerupcomedy.com DJ LEE KALT WITH SPECIAL GUEST MARASCO - Sat, Sep 15. International house music DJ Lee Kalt makes his debut performance in Hawaii with special guest Marasco, hosted by Malinda, Vic and Rosario. $15. 10pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com

FRIDAY TOWN PARTIES LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY - Celebrating “Farm to Fork” in honor of the local farmers and all they do to provide Maui with locally grown goodness. Free. 6-9pm (Front Street) LIVE MUSIC - “Concert in the Park” at Campbell Park: Live Hawaiian music from Al Nip, Lance Tokushima, Mika’ele Villaren and Jon Toda and hula with Kathy Tokushima and Dale 5-7:30pm, Hula Rock: Live Hawaiian music 5-9pm, The Shops at 505 Front Street: Music by Gary Larson, Jazz in the Courtyard, Pioneer Inn: Live music 6-9pm, Kimo’s: Wille K, 9-11pm (free admission coupons available at Lahaina Visitor Center to the first 30 people), Moose McGillyguddy’s: Visibly Shaken, 9:30-11:30pm, Longhi’s: Live jazz 7-10pm, Hard Rock Cafe: Live music with Evan Shulman 6-9pm, plus “All is One” DJ Industry night from 10pm-closing, The Wharf Cinema Center: Live music on center stage, 5-7pm, Captain Jack’s Island Grill: Bob Jones and the Drive 8-10:30pm, and Cool Cat Cafe: Live music with Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm.

SLACK KEY SHOW – MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN MUSIC WITH KIMO WEST - Wed, Sep 19. George Kahumoku Jr. hosts this Grammy Award-winning concert series featuring Kimo West, with traditional and original slack key guitar. Co-hosted by Da Ukulele Boyz, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha.

Doors at 6:45pm. $37.99-78.35; Dinner/show package available with Sea House Restaurant (adjacent to the concert hall; 5:30pm seating).

7:30-9:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd.); 808-6693858; slackkey.com / napilikai.com

ART NIGHT EVENTS - Peter Lik Gallery: DJ Scotty D playing special promos on art, serving wine and light pupu, Maui Hands: Art by Jennifer Valenzuela, live entertainment, pupus and refreshments 5:30-7:30pm, Lahaina Galleries: Hosting guest artist Dario Campanile and wine served from 5-10pm, Village Gallery: Artist demo by Rich Kenny and refreshments, Images Fine Art Gallery: Complimentary wine and live music, Longhi’s Artisan Fair: Showcasing Made on Maui artwork, jewelry, photography, and clothing 5-10pm, Bernard Passman Gallery: Pupu, drinks and live music 6-9pm, and Sargents Fine Art: Music by Curt Lee.

2ND ANNUAL MAUI JAZZ & BLUES FESTIVAL

HA’INA HOU - See picks on p. 17 for info.

7:30pm Baldwin Home Museum, (120 Dickenson St.); 808-661-3262; lahainarestoration.org/baldwin.html

JAZZ & BLUES FEST KICK-OFF - Thu, Sep 13. Live jazz and very special guests. Call for reservations. TBA. 6-9pm Capische?, (555 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-879-2224 JAZZ & BLUES SUNSET CRUISE - Fri, Sep 14. Enjoy the sunset with live jazz, champagne and pupus on the Kai Kanani. Call for reservations.

5-7pm. 808-879-7218 JAZZ & BLUES SNEAK PEEK - Fri, Sep 14.

Special guest appearances. No cover. 7-9:30pm Botero Bar & Lounge, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234 2ND ANNUAL MAUI JAZZ & BLUES FESTIVAL - Sat, Sep 15. Musical performances by Jimmy Cobb, Joe Louis Walker, Eric Marienthal, Javon Jackson, Camile Baudoin, Skip Martin, Corey Ledet, Brother Noland and John Keawe. $50 GA, $60 at door, $1,000 VIP tables for 10. 4:309pm Grand Wailea Resort and Spa Oceanfront in the “Molokini Garden”, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); mauijazzandbluesfestival.com JAZZ & BLUES FEST MOLOKINI SNORKEL SAIL - Sun, Sep 16. Continental breakfast and lunch on the Kai Kanani. Call for reservations. 808-879-7218 LIVE JAZZ BRUNCH - Sun, Sep 16. Call for reservations. 10:30am-1pm Grand Wailea Resort and Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234

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CHINESE MOON FESTIVAL CELEBRATION - See picks on p. 17 for info. Free. 6-8pm Wo Hing Temple Museum, (858 Front St.); 808-661-3262

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MOUTH-WATERING MONDAYS - Mon, Sep 17. Come and try free samples of what is in season, new or has gotten us excited each week. Free. 5pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Tue, Sep 18. See (and sample!) how Chef Jessica Oshier uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfasts, and desserts. No registration required. Free. 5:30-6:30pm Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-8772661; downtoearth.org GIRLS NIGHT OUT - Tue, Sep 18. You know, ‘cause girls just wanna have fun. This fourcourse fondue extravaganza features a martini bar, trunk shows and the chance to win lots of goodies. What are you waiting for?

This night is a blast. Reservations recommended. $35 per person. 5-9pm The Melting Pot, (325 Keawe St., Ste. A202, Lahaina); 808-661-6181; meltingpot.com GLUTEN FREE WEDNESDAYS - Wed, Sep 19. Interested in learning more about eating less processed foods and feeling better? Join Whole

Foods for a special gluten free event that includes a cooking demo, product sampling and special giveaways. Free. 4pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

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TALK STORY THURSDAYS: RANDY BARTLETT - East Maui Watershed Partnership Program Manager Randy Bartlett is the guest speaker for this week’s “Talk Story Thursdays.” Free. 6pm Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com

MAYOR ALAN ARAKAWA’S BIRTHDAY BASH - Thu, Sep 20. Entertainment by Ekolu and The Mick Fleetwood Island Rumours Band.

This event includes a buffet dinner and is a fundraiser for the Friends of Alan Arakawa. $20 per person. Presale ticket locations: Milagros (Paia), Casanova’s Deli (Makawao), Da Kitchen (Kihei & Kahului), Araki-Regan & Associates LLC (Wailuku) and Lahaina Pizza Co. 5:30-8:30pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-244-6042; arakawa2014.com; lynn@arakawa2014.com RED STAR MUSIC FESTIVAL - Fri, Sep 21.

BAMP Project and Heineken present the Red Star Music Festival, featuring California-based reggae band, Rebelution, Bermuda reggae artist Collie Buddz, and The Grouch, one of the founding members of the internationally infamous group, The Living Legends. $35/GA, $80/VIP. 6-11pm MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org STELLA SUPPER CLUB WITH ANUHEA Fri, Sep 21 and Sat, Sep 2. A 4-course dinner and show featuring music by Anuhea. $60 dinner and show; $30 show only. 6-9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808874-3779; stellablues.com FUNKALICIOUS 2 - Fri, Sep 21. A Burning Man Decompression Party, Source FUNKraiser and the Unofficial Red Star Music Festival After Party includes a night of future funk music, fashion & soul. Beats by DJs Boomshot, Boogiemeister & Deviant. Projected visual art and Indie Attire bikini go go dancers featuring members of FreeRadicals Projekt. $10 at door or bring your Red Star Music Festival show ticket from the MACC and get in for only $5.

9:30pm Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St.); 808-667-2288; facebook.com/beatsbazaar; bioniclove@gmail.com 7TH ANNUAL BOYS & GIRLS CLUB OF MAUI BENEFIT GOLF TOURNAMENT - Sat, Sep 22. A 4-man scramble format. Check-in at 6:45-7:30am. Shotgun start at 8am. Awards, lunch and door prizes in the Waikapu Ballroom at 12:30pm. Registration forms available on website. $200 per player, $800 per foursome.

Club rental $35 per set. Additional lunch for nongolfers $35. 7am King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-2424363 x226 or x322; bgcmaui.org ROTARY CLUBS OF MAUI’S OKTOBERFEST FUNDRAISER - Sat, Sep 22. A German Oktoberfest-inspired evening of celebration with pupus, oompah band, costumes, silent and live auctions, dancing and more! $60. 5-9pm King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-250-1405; mauirotary.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, SEP 13 THE 17TH ANNUAL MAUI DISABILITY ALLIANCE ISSUES FORUM - Attendees will be able to meet their reps at the State and County level, and participate in a panel discussion/Q&A on employment, transportation, education, early childhood and medical issues. Light refreshments will be served. Free. 4-6:30pm Maui Waena Intermediate School Cafeteria, (795 Onehee Street, Kahului); 808-270-7349 (James) / 808-984-8218

AN EVENING WITH NASA ASTRONAUT LEROY CHIAO - See picks on p. 17 for info.

5:30pm Cameron Center Auditorium, (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-875-2336; info@medb.org

“GETTING STARTED” - A PRESENTATION

BY WILLIAM HARRIS, M.D. - Dr. Harris, the founder and current director of the Vegetarian Society of Hawaii, presents a PowerPoint presentation on current vegetarian choices.

He will take questions from the audience on a wide spectrum of diet related issues. Free; complimentary snacks and refreshments. 7pm Laulima Building Room 107, UH Maui College, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-5728371; vsh.org; info@vsh.org TEA PARTY MAUI - TEA Party Maui’s core principles are constitutionally limited government, fiscal responsibility and the free market system. Come meet your fellow Maui patriots, discuss current events, and listen to knowledgeable and motivational speakers. Free. 6:30pm Kalama Heights Garden Room, (101 Kanani Rd., Kihei); teapartymaui.com

FRIDAY, SEP 14 ANTHONY PIGNATARO’S BOOK SIGNING - Here’s another chance to catch MauiTime’s editor Anthony Pignataro signing copies of his Maui novel Small Island. The novel, published last year by Event Horizon Press, tells a story of “a bored bartender on the Westside who becomes involved with a nasty world of crooked cops, rich land developers and an ex-B Movie actress with deep problems of her own.” Free. 5-7pm Maui Friends of the Library Store, Wharf Cinema Center, (658 Front St., upper level, #172, next to Lahaina Cinemas); 808-667-2696; mfol.org ICE CREAM SOCIAL - I scream, you scream, we all scream for Kihei Charter School’s Annual Ice Cream Social! Enjoy a cold treat while learning about their clubs and activities. Dubbed the “social event of the school year”, so you don’t want to miss this. $3 (free with PTO membership - $15/yr); tickets available at H.S. or middle school offices. 5:30-7:30pm Kihei Charter High School, (300 Ohukai Rd., #209, Kihei); 808-270-4912; facebook.com/kiheichartersupportohana; pto@kcsohana.com FESTIVALS OF ALOHA - MAUI NUI STYLE - A multi-island celebration that pays tribute to Hawaiian culture. Free. 6-9pm Center Court and Stage, Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com MAUI MUSICAL JAM - Head to Whole Foods for a musical treat every Friday! In partnership with Hawai’i on TV, each month a new musical style will be featured. This month Jazz & Blues is taking over in honor of the Annual Maui Jazz & Blues Festival. See website for more info.

Free. 12-2pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; mauiajazzandbluesfestival.com BLOSSOMING LOTUS - VEGAN FUSION TEACHER TRAINING - Today through Sunday. Want to learn how to conduct a cooking class in your community? Learn the basics from vegan chef and author Mark Reinfeld. $950/person includes manual and daily

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Envy Nightclub 9pm; $10 cover

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

DigiLuxe w/ DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

BLUE LAGOON Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Ladies Nite w/ DJ 10pm; no cover

David Starfire w/ DJ Sweet Beets 10pm, $15 presale/$20

MOTHxp & FreeRadicals Projekt, 10pm; $20

DJ Lee Kalt w/ Marasco 10pm; $15

NFL Sunday Ticket

TUE - Howard Ahia & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter D, 7:30-10pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:3010pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Rampage 10pm; no cover

Annie and the Orfinz 10pm; no cover

DJ Blast 10pm; no cover

Gina Martenilli 6pm; no cover

MON - Gomega, 10pm / TUE - Pool League, 10pm / WED - Jukebox Party, 10pm

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6pm; no cover

MON - Dance Party / TUES - Big John WED - Kanoa (all sets 10pm; no cover)

Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Str8 Viben 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm-close / TUE - Music videos w/ DJ Daizy, 9pm-close / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm-close (all sets no cover)

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

feasts. Lower Kula, veganfusion.com; info@ veganfusion.com

Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; no cover

TUE - Willie K and The Warehouse Blues Band, 9pm; $10 / WED - Ladies Night - Fast Forward w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm

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Books, paintings, buttons, metal scraps, corks, zippers, brushes, etc. Free admission; booth space $6. 9am-2pm Upcountry Fine Art, (1156 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-6000

FESTIVALS OF ALOHA EVENT HO’OLAULEA 2012 - See picks on p. 17 for info. Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 888-310-1117

KEALIA POND NATIONAL WILDLIFE REFUGE SEASONAL SATURDAY OPENING - A talk by volunteer Sonny Gamponia titled, “Wetland Wonders” will be held at the visitor center from 11am-12pm. Visitors can tour the exhibit hall and view native birds in a wetland environment. Come out, explore and reconnect with nature! Free. 8am-3pm Kealia Pond National Wildlife Refuge, (Milepost 6 on the Mokulele Hwy, Kihei); 808-875-1582; courtney_brown@fws.gov

BEACH CLEANUP - Join Maui Ocean Center and Be Green for a Love of the Blue as they cleanup Sugar Beach and Kealia Pond areas.

Gloves, trash bags, and grabbers will be provided by Community Work Day Program. Maui Ocean Center will provide a 1-day journey pass to the Aquarium and water for all participants. Free. 9-11am Kealia Pond Boardwalk, (North Kihei Road); 808-344-2533; ltreese@ mauioceancenter.com

DEMONSTRATION OF KI-AIKIDO ARTS See picks on p. 17 for info. Free. 3pm Center Stage, Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; mauiaikido.com

MAUI GO RED FOR WOMEN AMBASSADOR 5K WALK - Raise awareness about the prevalence and severity of heart disease by participating in a non-competitive (no timing chip) walk which takes place in conjunction with the Maui Tacos 5k Run. $20 pre-register; $25 day of event; includes free t-shirt. 8-10am Whalers Village, (2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-244-7185; mauigoredforwomen.org; kauwela.a.bisquera@heart.org TRILOGY’S BLUE’AINA - See picks on p. 17 for info. $20 donation; email for reservations.

8:30am Lahaina harbor; facebook.com/blueaina; cnielsen@sailtrilogy.com “GET THE DRIFT AND BAG IT” MARINE DEBRIS CLEANUPS - Get involved in this special opportunity for residents to join together in a global effort to remove litter and debris from our coastal environment. Volunteers are welcome to participate at a location of their choice. Free. 9-11:30am Sugar Beach at Maui Canoe Club (Kihei), Kayak launch near the Camp Olowalu sign (Olowalu), Ma’alaea Harbor and Kamehameha Iki Park (Lahaina), 808877-2524; lauren@cwdhawaii.org ARTISTS SWAP MEET AND STUDIO SALE - Local artists and craftsmen are invited to gather to exchange, buy, sell, trade and/or gift excess art inventory, studio furnishings, tools and supplies. An example of items to bring:

MON - Dave Caroll / TUE - Jordan Cuddy / WED - Wolf (all sets 7pm; no cover)

Evan Shulman 6-9pm; no cover

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DJ Sweet Beets 10pm; no cover

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MON - DJ Skinny Guy / TUE - Toxic Tuesdays w/ DJ TRVR / WED - DJ Del Sol and DJ CIA (all sets 10pm; no cover)

Pirate Party w/ DJ 10pm; no cover

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

Ultra w/ DJ CIA 10pm; no cover

Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; no cover

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Sunrize Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)

Ladies Night 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

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Get Your Sexy On w/ DJ LaRage 10pm; no cover

DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover

KA’AHUMANU CHURCH 3RD ANNUAL “RESTORING OUR HISTORY” FUNDRAISER - See picks on p. 17 for info. Free. 10am-3pm Ka’ahumanu Hawaiian Congregational Church, (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-874-1815; bruddahwayne@hawaiiantel.net

JEWISH NEW YEAR “ROSH HASHANA” CELEBRATION - The Israeli folk dancing group of Maui invites the public to attend a Jewish new year celebration. Event includes a potluck dinner party and Israeli folk dancing and music.

Free; call Dan for more info. 4pm Grace Church, (55 Makaena Pl., off Kula Hwy.); 808-2801051; gracechurchmaui.com

MONDAY, SEP 17

QUEEN KA’AHUMANU CENTER 40TH ANNIVERSARY - See picks on p. 17 for info.

Free. 11am-3pm Center Court and Stage, Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

OCCUPY MONSANTO - GLOBAL DAY OF ACTION - Join Occupy Wall Street Maui and friends for a day of action in front of Monsanto’s test fields and compound. This non-violent protest also includes music (bring instruments), face painting, education and sign waving. 4-6pm Monsanto’s north gate, at the corner of Mokulele & Pi’ilani Hwy, (Kihei); facebook.com/occupymaui

RICHARD HO’OPI’I FALSETTO CONTEST See picks on p. 17 for info. 6-10pm Ritz-Carlton Kapalua, Salon Ballroom, (1 Ritz Carlton Dr.); 808-669-6200; ritzcarlton.com

TUESDAY, SEP 18

BIG BROTHERS BIG SISTERS OF MAUI CLOTHING DRIVE - Today and Sunday. Clothing Drive near the automotive center at Wal-Mart.

10am-2pm Walmart, (101 Pakaula Street, Kahului)

SUNDAY, SEP 16 42ND ANNUAL MAUI MARATHON & HALFMARATHON - Start line bus departure for full marathon only at 3:30am and last bus leaves at 4:14am. Marathon starts at 5:30am at QKC, and half-marathon at 5:30am at Whalers Village. $45$160. 5:30am Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; mauimarathonhawaii.com

WED - Karaoke

ROCKERS SEO INTERNET MARKETING SEMINAR - A course menu on the inside secrets your competition is using to get ranked in search engines. Rockers SEO also offers information on how to choose the right domain name, build a website that Google likes, and what search engines to look for in a website. $85 online or $125 at door. 9am-12pm Alexa Higashi Room, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; rockerseo.com MAUI BUSINESS BRAINSTORMERS MONTHLY MEETING - Meet other business owners and managers, share and learn with thought-provoking questions, answers and coaching. Arrive at 11:45 AM for complimentary refreshments. Free; RSVP at website. 12-1:30pm Maui

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JAY’S PLACE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover

Jordan Tolentino 10pm-close; no cover

The Whiskey Pimps 10pm-close; no cover

Kawika 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

John Grover 7pm; no cover

MON - That’s What I’m Talking About TUE - Da Ha-y-ans / WED - Herb Anderson (all sets 7pm; no cover)

1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Willie K 9-11pm; $5 cover

1810 8-10pm; no cover

Danyel Alana & Don Lopez, 6:30pm, no cover

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (all sets no cover)

Karaoke & Dancing 9:30-close; no cover

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KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

MON - Farzad & Mike Madden / TUE Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pm-close; no cover)

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

WED - Live music, 10pm-close; no cover

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Free Karaoke

Live band - Kekona’s 7:30pm; no cover

Live Music 7-9:30pm; no cover

TUE - Free Karaoke Live Music 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic Night, 6-10pm; no cover (sign up starts at 5pm)

Sounds of Addiction 10pm-close; $5

Jazz All Stars, 7-10pm DJ Benjamin Jay, 10pm; $5

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Karaoke Night 10:30pm; no cover

Latin Night w/ DJ Danny 10pm; $10

DJs Big Mike and Money Mike in the Mix, 10pm, $10

MERRIMAN’S

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

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MON - The Benoits / TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae (all sets 6-9pm)

The Celtic Tigers w/ Bagpiper Roger McKinely 6:30-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Joel Katz, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover TUE - Brenton Keith, 7-8pm; no cover WED - Willie K, 6:30pm; $65 dinner & show

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MOANA BAKERY & CAFE 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999

TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm

Benoit Jazz Works 7-9pm; no cover

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Willie K, 7-9pm; $65 dinner & show / Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish the Dish, 9:30pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Joe Benedett w/ Tom Conway 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

OCEANS BAR & GRILL

Live Latin Music w/ Nieto & Barbara, 7:30pm; no cover

Bottoms Up Fridays w/ NLE, 10pm; no cover

JamnJ Productions present Mexican Indepedence Fiesta 10pm

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2414

County Business Resource Center, (Maui Mall, 70 E Kaahumanu Ave. #B-9, Kahului); 808-8738247; meetup.com/mauibusinessbrainstormers NICARAGUA FUNDRAISER - Enjoy delicious pizza and help build a school in rural Nicaragua.

Partial proceeds of every pizza sold will be donated to Somos Ohana Nicaragua, a Maui nonprofit that partners with small Nicaraguan villages to build schools and bring health services, and scholarships, and bikes for high school students.

This event also features crafts for sale and a silent auction with many valuable prizes. 5-10pm Flatbread Company, (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-5729898; flatbreadcompany.com KIHEI LIBRARY’S MOVIE PROGRAM - See picks on p. 17 for info. Free. 6pm Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St.); 808-875-6833; librarieshawaii.org

WEDNESDAY, SEP 19 OCCUPY MAUI MEETING - The group’s focus is on foreclosure laws and environmental problems. They want to hear about your issues. Simply attend one of their weekly Wednesday meetings to get involved. Free. 5-7pm At Freedom Lawn or Pavilion at UH Maui College, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); occupymaui.com WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring music by contemporary Hawaiian and slack key king Bobby Moderow Jr. of the awardwinning band Maunalua in the lower courtyard and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. Free. 6:30-8pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea. com / @ShopsAtWailea on Twitter

DINNER MUSIC

WED - Kenny Roberts, 6-9pm; no cover

WEST MAUI CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937.

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Wolf 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:3010pm; Mon, Peter deAquino 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Fri, Jordan T. 6-9pm; Sat, Bob Jones & Nils Rosenblad 6-9pm; Sun, Dr. Nat & Chloe 6-9pm; Mon, Howard Ahia & Scotty Rotten 6-9pm; Tue, Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos 6-9pm; Wed, Nara Boone & Scott Baird 6-9pm; Thu, Kanoa 6-9pm. (744 Front Street, Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm.

(900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Sat, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Sat, 1810 4pm; Sat, Derick & Damon 7pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Tue, Jarrett Roback & Junior Lacuesta 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill

Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon & Danyel Alana 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku & Peter DeAquino 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Kulewa 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika, Roy & Albert 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian Trio 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Sat, Maui Youth Ukulele Players Contest 9:30am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808-667-6636.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Sun, Danyel Alana & Don Lopez 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Benny Uyetake and Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Fri, Willie K 9-11pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm.

(730 Front St.); 808-661-0700.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm.

(Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy.

Bldg. J); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Fri, Justin Phillips 6:309:30pm; Sat, Ben DeLeon 6:30-9:30pm; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., #A1); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, The Benoits 5:308:30pm; Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

PARADISE GRILL - Thu, Mark Johnson & John Zangrande 6-9pm; Fri, Teri Garrison 6-8pm; Sat, JD & Harry 6-8pm; Sun, Hawaiian Music Night 6-8pm; Mon, Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos 6-9pm; Tue, JD & Harry 6-8pm.

(2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Sat, Jazz on the Green 7-10pm; Fri, Jawaiian Music 7-10pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

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Mark Johnson & John Zangrande, 6-9pm

Teri Garrison, 6-8pm Live music or DJ, 10pm

Hawaiian Music 6-8pm

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WED - Open Mic Night, 9:30pm; no cover

4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina - 669-8889

SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116, Kihei - 879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

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DJ Gemini & DJ Ynot 10pm; no cover

DJ LX 10pm-close; no cover

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

STELLA BLUES CAFE 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

R.S. SHARKY’S 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 874-6115

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

TIMBA 505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351

Jus Us 8:30pm; no cover

Harly Dail Brown 8:30pm; no cover

WED - Roots Reggae Night, 9pm; no cover

Ah-Tim 4-6pm; no cover

Inna Vision 10pm-1am; $10

Power Up Comedy and The Vince Esquire Band 8pm; $15 presale, $20

MON - Mike Finkewiecz, 4-6pm TUE - Tom Conway, 4-6pm / WED - Randall Rospond, 4-6pm (all sets no cover)

Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9pm-12am; no cover

John Grover Band 9pm; $4

Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9pm-12am; no cover

Karaoke/Family Night 6pm; no cover

Live Music & Dancing 8pm; no cover

Open Mic Night w/ Shaun Michael, 9pm; no cover

Ibiza w/ DJ Stylz and DJ Kamikaze, 10pm; no cover

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Forbidden Fridays w/ Party Rock Krew 10pm; no cover

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MON - Free Karaoke, 9pm / TUE - Free Karaoke, 9pm / WED - Singles’ Night w/ X-Klusive Sounds Productions, 10pm (All sets no cover)

ta 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E); 808-891-8010.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-669-8889.

JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Piikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Sat, Coelho Morrison 7-9pm; Sun, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm. (5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm; Mon, The Jonah Trio 8pm; Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night: Talledega Nights 7:30pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm.

(300 Maalaea Rd. #1M); 808-243-2286.

BUZZ’S WHARF - Thu, Kanikapila Thursdays with Wolf 4-7:30pm. (390 Maalaea Boat Harbor Rd.); 808-244-5426.

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm; Sun, Mark Johnstone 6-9pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm. (555 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-879-2224.

DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martenilli 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd. # 314); 808-874-9299.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Sebrina Barron 6pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Junior Lacues-

MON - Wolf, 9pm / TUE - DJ LX, 10pm / WED - Ladies Night w/ A.D.D. Twins, 10pm

Bike Night 7pm; no cover

Rocks 5-8pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 5:30-8:30pm.

(658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

Kanoa 10pm-close; no cover

Jordan & Gordon 9pm-midnight; no cover

2411 S. Kihei Rd. #B4 - 879-0602

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MON - Lenny Castellanos & Mark Johnstone, 6-9pm / TUE - Gene & Shea, 6-9pm / WED Johnny Ringo w/ Mark D’Antonio,10pm-1am

KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Island favorites with Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Girls Night Out with Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Music by Rama 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860.

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Wed, Jarret & Wilson 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Wolf 3-5pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Barefoot Minded 3-5pm; Sat, Erin Smith 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 3-5pm; Sun, Kilohana 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Ron & Tarvin 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kilohana 6:30-8:30pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl., Unit B-201); 808-891-2322.

MONSOON INDIA - Sat, Cambria Moss & Ricardo Dioso 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, The Hula Honeys 5:30-8:30pm. (760 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-4555.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Willie K 7-9pm; Fri, Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Joe Benedett with Tom Conway 6:308:30pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers w/ Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, Joel Katz 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks 7-8pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30pm; Fri, Twisted Hips Belly Dancing 6-8pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm; Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4-6pm; Mon, Kanoa 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron

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STELLA BLUES CAFE - Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Live Music - Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30pm. (2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112); 808-875-2910.

THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm. (Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080.

THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Every Sun, Mon & Wed, Hawaiian Music 5-8pm; Sun, Louise Lambert 6:30-9pm; Every Tue, Thu, Fri & Sat, Acoustic with Chad Kaya 5-8pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133.

TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9:30pm; Wed, Merv Oana 5:30-9:30pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:308pm; Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8pm. (1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului); 808-877-0073.

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON Tue, Howard Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085.

FLATBREAD COMPANY - Mon, Wes Furumoto 6-9pm. (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989.

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(810 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-2661.

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BY CAERIEL CRESTIN VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Kittens, teenagers, and lovers simply don’t respond well to uninvited discipline, no matter how much they need it. Sucks for you, when you’ve got livid red scratch marks all over your ankles and/or ego from their rambunctiously playful antics. It’s tragic that they don’t even stop once they’ve drawn blood—unless it’s their own. Learning to control the frisky characters in your life is hardly a worthwhile objective, either—since their wildness is something you crave and enjoy. So, what to do? My philosophy: If you can’t (or don’t want to) beat them, joining them could be a shit-ton of fun.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Your mantra this week: This plan is so crazy, it just might work! In fact, if your scheme’s too normal, it’s practically bound to fail. If you were born into another time you’d probably be a starship captain, and, as we all know, insane strategies are practically the modus operandi of interstellar adventurers. Avoiding clichés and predictability this week is your main purpose in life.

Surprise yourself with what you get up to! Otherwise, the fleet of enforcer ships in hot pursuit will know exactly what you’re up to, and you’ll be incarcerated in intergalactic jail for the next twenty cycles.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Mama Scorpion has the best-behaved babies in all the zodiac. She’s a good mother—she lets the pale little infant monsters ride around on her back until they’re old enough to poison, maim, and devour on their own. Meanwhile, she does all that stuff for them. Aw, how sweet. That deadly stinger poised above their heads must make them feel completely safe—and utterly unable to act out. Having powerful allies and advocates can be useful—just make sure they don’t cramp your style, especially when you’re so good at stinging and conquering on your own.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Effectively creating (or tweaking) your reality can require more finesse than a gourmet meal. Simply combining the correct amounts of all the right ingredients and following the recipe doesn’t always work, especially on the first try. No cookbook can possibly account for those intangible variables that might affect the outcome, like your altitude, your mood, or your oven’s inaccuracy. Trying to do things by the book this week could prove more disastrous, rubbery, and inedible than a collapsed soufflé. Trust your instincts instead; especially because half the people you’re dealing with have ovens that run ten degrees hotter or colder than the number on the dial.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) “Hardly Trying” is hardly in your repertoire, let alone a familiar act like “Trying Too Hard” and “Giving It Your All.” It might just be beyond you, but could you at least half-try “Half-Trying?” This week you run an extremely high risk of being permanently branded overzealous, too intense, or overqualified for your job, relationship, or volunteer duties. Like all strengths, even your usually admirable focus and persistence can be a weakness in certain contexts.

Take a holiday break from your overachievement.

Except for my assignment, adopt this mantra this week: If at first you don’t succeed, give up for now.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Can I just tell you how often my big, sloppy ego has gotten in the way of my true hopes? You know what I’m talking about. How many times have you sabotaged something that’s almost in your grasp, only because the means failed to fulfill some grandiose vision of yourself? The irony: your self-sabotage can only reinforce your negative self-images. Fulfilling your desires, by whatever means, can only enhance your greatness. The clue: Sometimes, a little humility is required to get what you want. Think of it as taking one step back so you can take two steps forward. Works for me, when I can manage to do it. Now you try.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) You tread unfamiliar territory so often that routines, habits, and sure things are more strange and frightening than the unknown ever was. That’s why this newest chapter is giving you some qualms—you can tell already that it’s going to be great, instead of the pleasant uncertainty you’re used to. Would it help if I told you that it’s going to be incredible in a way that you’ve simply never experienced before, and beyond anything even your prodigious imagination has conjured up yet? Got a few nervous butterflies? Good. They’ll help when the latest plot twist blows your mind—and who knows what else.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) A butterfly is far too fragile to be your new power animal, but I’d like to give it to you anyway, perhaps as a totem…accessory. It perfectly embodies the necessary journey you undertake at least once—and often many times—during your lifetime. Periodically (like this week), you’re frustrated because you’re not granted the respect you know you deserve. People see you as little, cute, and fuzzy, perhaps a bit of a pest—something akin to a poisonous (but only if you eat it) caterpillar. There’s not much you can do about it but turn inward and transform yourself (again).

Ironically, once you flutter beyond your cocoon, not only will you get more admiration than ever before; you’ll care about and need it even less.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) I almost started a food fight in the café when I innocently tried to toss scraps to my dog. It was an accident, but no one likes scrambled eggs in their hair, especially old ladies. Luckily, she didn’t notice, and I managed to surreptitiously brush it out when I pretended to bump into her. Bits of your own good deed might piss someone off when they get caught in the crossfire. Remember, one dog’s treat can be another old biddy’s nightmare. When delivering blessings this week, make sure you aim at the right person (the one who’ll best appreciate them).

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) I hate keeping secrets from you, and I’m no good at it either. That’s why I can’t keep my mouth shut about this one: someone you love is hiding something incredible, and mind-blowingly surprising.

Before you explode with rage or curiosity, let me explain: It’s the kind of secret that not only improves with time, but one that you’re better off not knowing at all (at least until the time is right). Think: Surprise birthday parties, money hidden under the floorboards, and rich, anonymous patrons. Now can you just shut up and enjoy not knowing, please?

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Imagine yourself building a brick wall six feet high.

Would you start by stacking bricks, one wobbling column at a time? Of course not. If you want your wall to last, you’ve got to build it one horizontal layer at a time, staggering the individual bricks from row to row, and slapping a healthy layer of mortar in between to hold it all together. The same thing goes for the mental defense you’re trying to construct.

You don’t want the whole thing to come tumbling down at the slightest touch. But don’t get carried away, either—it’s got to stay just tall enough and strong enough to keep out the losers and prove the mettle of the winners who make it over, or through.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Flying high on romance can cause a painful concussion, whenever you slam your skull against the glass ceiling beyond which only movies and fairy tales can go. Love affairs are, by far, the most effective destabilizers known to Leo-kind; they have more undertow per square inch than the Bermuda Triangle. Before you become completely lost while riding that hurricane of emotion, let me remind you to tether yourself to familiar territory with an unbreakable carbotanium cable. In case you haven’t already, do it this week— you should be touching down briefly on the last island of solidity before you hit the open sea.

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