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Contents VOLUME 16 + ISSUE 12 THIS WEEK’S QUESTION: What do you like best about Wailuku? Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / firstname.lastname@example.org @tommyrusso on Twitter Urban grit
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1. On Friday, Aug. 31, Pacific Business News reported that a “source” told the paper that Larry Ellison, who founded Oracle and now owns 98 percent of Lanai, wants to build something big on the island. What is that thing, according to PBN’s source? A. A “spaceport rivaling Cape Canaveral.” B. A “world class yacht harbor.” C. A “mega-theme park.” D. A “major university.” E. A “world class zoo.”
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KYLE YAMASHITA RUNNING FOR: State Representative, District 12 (Kula, Makawao, Olinda, Pukalani, Pulehu, Ulupalakua) RUNNING AGAINST: Ekolu Kalama BIRTHPLACE: Honolulu, HI PROFESSION: Incumbent (Superstop II General Manager) ELECTORAL WIN/LOSS RECORD: 4/1 FIRST ELECTORAL VICTORY: 2004
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3. The Maui Democratic Party sent six representatives to the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina. Which of the following was NOT scheduled to attend, according to the Sept. 1 Maui News? A. Dottie Binder. B. State Senator Shan Tsutsui. C. Hope Busto-Keys. D. Michelle Sewell. E. State Representative Mele Carroll.
Democrat Kyle Yamashita’s a hard one to pin down. He’s been in the Legislature since 2005, but doesn’t chair any committees. He rarely makes headlines, and doesn’t even seem to be operating a campaign website or Facebook page. He introduces bills that do things like prohibiting minors from buying tobacco and alcohol or requiring counties to establish standards for the use of reclaimed “gray” water. In 2010, perhaps sensing vulnerability, Republican challenger Laurie Rinaldi made a (for Maui) rare attack on Yamashita by telling The Maui News she thought her opponent was a “political puppet, relying on his party to prop him up” and saying that he was more concerned with the agenda of the Democratic Party than his Upcountry constituents. Yamashita may clearly be a partisan who supports the same organized labor and health care interests as his party, but apparently his constituents don’t care because they overwhelmingly voted for his reelection that year.
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SPEAKER EMERITUS SOUKI TO BE SPEAKER SOUKI AGAIN? Seems there’s a chance that a group of “dissidents” in the state House of Representatives are attempting to replace Speaker Calvin Say with Maui’s own beloved Speaker Emeritus Joe Souki, says the Aug. 31 Maui News. And Souki is taking it at least somewhat seriously: “I think it depends at this point on how much I really want it,” said Souki, who was approached over the phone by anonymous House members saying they had 18 votes for him. “If the majority feels a change is in order, I should consider it.” Souki (who sounds eerily like Elmer Fudd) is one of the most senior members of the Hawaii state Legislature. First elected in 1982 (the same year he opened Joseph M. Souki Realty, his day job), he’s currently running unopposed for what will be his 16th term of office (Say is one of the few members more senior, having first been elected in 1976). Souki rose to the Speaker’s post in 1993, only to lose it five years later to Say, who’s held it ever since. Souki–like Say, a lifelong Democrat–is also one of the more controversial House members. You don’t have to look over Souki’s own personal disclosure forms, on file with the Hawaii State Ethics Commission see why. In addition to income Souki draws from the Legislature, Joseph M. Souki Realty and Social Security, Souki also makes between $10,000 and $25,000 as a “consultant” (read: lobbyist) for the American Chemistry Council. Based in Washington, D.C., the ACC represents a huge number of chemical companies like BASF, Bayer, Chevron Oronite, Dow Corning, DuPont, ExxonMobil and Shell. In 2011, Honolulu Civil Beat wrote about how Souki lobbied the Maui County Council on behalf of the American Chemistry Council back in 2009 when the council was deciding on banning Styrofoam packaging: “Souki made clear that he was testifying not as a lawmaker but as a citizen and
as a lobbyist for the American Chemistry Council,” Civil Beat reported. “Later in the same meeting, Councilmember Michael Molina asked a styrofoam manufacturer if council members might be able to visit the company’s Oahu production plant when they fly over ‘to network with our legislators like Mr. Souki.’” In that story, Civil Beat also reported that in 2010, when the House was deciding on a bill that would charge 10 cent fee on shopping bags–a bill the ACC testified against–Souki asked the House leadership if he could vote on the bill, and was told yes. The personal disclosure form for 2012 also shows that Souki owns 1,620 shares of Alexander & Baldwin, Inc. stock and another 729 shares of Hawaiian Electric Industry, Inc. Souki’s also the only state legislator (that I know of) who has a parody website (joesouki.org)–an apparent result of Souki’s vocal and vigorous support of the old, extremely controversial Hawaii Superferry. As chairman of the House Transportation Committee, Souki accepted campaign contributions from Hawaii Superferry Inc. and helped out the company by tabling at least one bill that would have required a full environmental review of the Superferry (something the Hawaii Supreme Court eventually ruled was, indeed, required). To call Souki a Maui political institution is an understatement. And to contemplate his returning the most powerful job in the state House is almost too much for this journalist to bear.
ger Royal Kahana next door. Of course, there wasn’t any fire up the coast at the Ritz-Carlton Club and Residences at Kapalua Bay, but that’s owed in large part to the fact that after three years, there’s still hardly anyone living there. Back in 2009, the plan was to open 84 multimillion dollar condos (because sometimes rich people just don’t like lawns, I guess). Did I mention these places are nice? Not just nice but NICE: “Both Residence Owners and Club Members will enjoy exclusive access to an on-site private 6,100 square-foot beach club and 8,500 square-foot lagoonshaped pool with indoor/outdoor grill and bar,” states the residence’s webpage at Kapalua.com. “Other perks include privileged access to the new 30,000 squarefoot Spa at Kapalua.”
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According to the website, “RitzCarlton’s management services ensure the surrounding property will remain in immaculate condition, while a 24-hour concierge will offer an array of services found at the best hotels.” And therein hangs the trouble. As of this summer, barely a third of the residences have been sold, reported The Maui News on Sept. 2. And according to
Wow, what a rotten last couple of weeks for resorts both luxurious and quaint on Maui. Sure, the economy is bad, but is that an excuse for fire, bankruptcy and litigation? On Labor Day, there was a serious fire at the Sports Club Kahana (which just remodeled) inside the Valley Isle Resort, leading to scary evacuations of that resort and the Outrig-
a lawsuit recently filed by 10 people who did buy into the project, the developer– a joint venture between Maui Land & Pineapple Co., Marriott International and Exclusive Resorts–stopped paying for maintenance fees that will allow for that “array” of services mentioned above. And that was too much for Ritz-Carlton to handle, and they’ve decided to bail out of the whole deal by Oct. 29. Of course, bad news for resorts is hardly confined to the Westside. What, you didn’t know the Grand Wailea was bankrupt? Has been since February 2011. The 1,500 employees at the beyond-opulent hotel and resort have done a bang-up job of going about their days without letting guests (who can pay $500 and up for a single night) know that the entire financial foundation of
Singapore coming soon?
Overheard “I really only use my computer for email.” -Guy at the Queen Kaahumanu Center in Kahului, Sept. 2
that hotel is built on, well, sand. But unlike the trauma at Kapalua, there might just be a savior on the horizon: “A Singaporean government investment fund has agreed to pay $1.5 billion to buy the Grand Wailea and three other U.S. luxury resorts that owners Paulson & Co. and Winthrop Realty Trust foreclosed on last year,” reported The Maui News on Aug. 29. You read that right: an investment fund operated by the government of Singapore– a tiny, prosperous Southeast Asian city-state best known for keeping the streets squeaky clean, banning chewing gum and punishing fools who draw graffiti on rocks with caning–is making preparations to take over ownership of the Grand Wailea. And you thought the place was run tight now... ■ firstname.lastname@example.org + @apignataro To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1612n1
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TALKING STORY WITH VEGAN CHEF MARK REINFELD Mark Reinfeld is a world-renowned vegan chef who comes to Maui about once a year to teach people how to create amazing vegetarian dishes. He has several cookbooks, including Vegan World Fusion Cuisine, which won several awards and was based on his Blossoming Lotus Restaurant on Kauai. Reinfeld has a celebrity following for his food and also teaches online classes at veganfusion. com. The chef will host a two-day vegan fusion event this weekend in West Maui. MauiTime got a chance to see what inspires this vegan chef, and find out where he likes to eat on Maui. MAUITIME: What does Vegan Fusion mean to you? MARK REINFELD: It means incorporating elements from different ethnic cuisines in the same dish or menu. On a deeper
level, it involves integrating the wisdom, sacred sites, beauty and cuisine of the worlds cultures in one presentation. MT: Is being vegan just a food philosophy or does it have deeper implications? MR: I feel a deep connection with animals and a strong desire to preserve the earth’s resources. I also feel that by switching to an essentially plant based diet we can alleviate world hunger. (Most of the grain currently grown goes to feed livestock instead of people). MT: Why did you become a chef? MR: I always loved to cook, even as a child. After completing one semester of law school at NYU, I knew I needed to do something else with my life. My love of cooking returned to me and I started working in kitchens. Around the same time I felt a deeper love for animals and decided to become vegetarian. So basically my entire professional career was as a veggie chef. MT: Tell me something about you I probably don’t already know. MR: Over 10 years ago, I originally came to Kauai on a two-week vacation and
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didn’t leave the island for over two years. I fell in love with the island, quit my job on the mainland, sold my car and started creating a new life for myself. Within a couple of months, the Blossoming Lotus Cafe had its beginnings in downtown Kapaa. MT:You travel the world teaching and sharing your cookbooks. What have you published and where do you reside permanently? MR: My first cookbook, Vegan World Fusion Cuisine, was co-authored with Bo Rinaldi and had a foreword by Dr. Jane Goodall. It has won several national awards, including “Cookbook of the Year,” “Best New Cookbook,” “Best Book by a Small Press” and a Gourmand Award for “Best Vegetarian Cookbook in the USA.” I also co-authored The Taste Of The East, The 30-Minute Vegan and The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Eating Raw. My newest book, The 30 Minute Vegan’s Taste of Europe, is due
a chef to learn from them. If you feel a strong desire, you can look into going to a natural foods culinary institute. MT: What are the advantages a vegan diet has over a normal diet? MR: There are too many to mention. Health–many diseases can be prevented and reversed on a vegan diet. Environment–including more vegan foods is one of the most potent forms of environmental activism. And plants use a fraction of the resources, including water, energy, land etc. when compared to a meat-based diet. MT: Will students be vegan experts after two days with you? MR: Students are empowered with some of the basic techniques of vegan and raw food preparation. The way I teach recipes is with a template system. I may go over 10 recipes over the weekend, but students will know how to prepare hundreds of them. It
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out in September. I am looking to settle down part time in Maui and part time in Portland. I am in love with Maui! MT: How do you stay on the cutting edge of vegetarian cooking? MR: By researching and writing new books I have the opportunity to continually develop creatively. I am super inspired when I see people make a change to include more plant based foods in their diet, knowing how much this helps their health, as well as the planet and the animals. I would consider raw food preparation as the upcoming trend. Half of the recipes in my workshop are cooked and half are raw. MT: What advice would you give to someone wanting to become a great vegetarian chef? MR: Practice as much as possible on your own. See if you can apprentice with
forms an incredible foundation for future growth in the kitchen. MT: Are there any vegan restaurants on the island you like that provide an authentic vegan experience? MR: Fresh Mint in Paia is a nice restaurant which has an Asian flare. Choice Health Bar has a selection of raw food dishes. Down to Earth provides many standard vegan options. ■
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OUR LITIGIOUS SOCIETY In July, a California appeals court reinstated police officer Enrique Chavez’s lawsuit against the Austrian gun manufacturer Glock for its “unsafe” design. Chavez is now paralyzed from the waist down because his three-year-old son got hold of the gun and accidentally fired it, hitting his dad. Chavez, in violation of police policies, had left the gun loaded underneath the front seat of his car, and his son, whom Chavez had not belted into a child seat, was free to explore while Dad drove. The gun is regarded as of safe design by dozens, if not hundreds, of police departments, and the LAPD disciplined Chavez over the incident.
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Didier Peleman, 41, is a major-party candidate for the city council in Ghent, Belgium, and, like most, has champions and detractors. Though he has been active in “community work” for 11 years, Peleman is candid about a mental disability that noticeably slows down his speaking and writing and which some voters fear impedes his reasoning ability. His Flemish Christian Democrats Party said it is important that people with disabilities challenge constraints.
SOUTHERN BUDGET TROUBLES A July battle in the House of Representatives pitted austerity-driven members striving to cut $72 million in spending on NASCAR against North Carolina House members determined to keep the money in. (Most NASCAR teams are headquartered in the state, as is the Charlotte Motor Speedway and the NASCAR Hall of Fame.) More than a third of the money would go to the National Guard for sponsoring driver
Dale Earnhardt Jr.The North Carolina legislators believe military recruitment will suffer unless the race-car connection is maintained.
KARMA In July a 30-year-old man suspected of skipping out on a bar bill at the Hilton Garden Inn in Manchester, N.H., did not make it far. As he tried to hop an iron fence, he impaled his leg and eventually required eight firefighters to rescue him using hydraulic cutting tools. And Greyston Garcia, 26, who was cleared of murder charges in January under Florida’s “stand your ground” defense (even though he had chased the victim more than a block to stab him to death after the man took his radio), was inadvertently killed in June by random gang gunfire in Miami.
POLITICAL KARMA Csanad Szegedi, a member of the European Parliament representing the anti-Semitic Jobbik Party of Hungary (a party whose presidential candidate described Jews as “liceinfested”), resigned in August after admitting that he had learned two years earlier that his own mother was (and therefore he is) a Jew. Initially, Szegedi tried to quash the revelation via bribery but eventually resigned, apologized, and vowed to pay respects at Auschwitz.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS Third World teenagers often must deal with conscription, sweatshop labor and life as street beggars, but in affluent New York City (according to a June report in The New York Times), a major anxiety of teen and almost-teen girls is having to endure sleepaway summer camp with hairy legs. Said celebrity makeup designer Bobbi Brown, “If she’s going to be in a bunk with all these girls,” and “insecure” about lip or leg hair, “You do whatever you can do to make her feel good.” Seemingly drawing on the Times story, Uni K Waxing of New York City announced a July-only special–with girls 15 and under receiving a 50 percent discount on bikini-waxing.
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From a July report on NewZimbabwe. com (motto: “The Zimbabwe News You Trust”): On July 11, as many as 26 women in two villages presided over by Chief Njelele of Gokwe awoke missing their panties, which were later found in a heap down the road, with 17 pairs “positively identified” by the victims. Just as the chief was making arrangements to bring in a “prophet” to find the evil local “wizard,” a huge owl swooped down a few feet away and carried off a dog. “It’s mind-boggling what’s going on in the area,” the chief said. ■ email@example.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1612n3
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ard to believe it’s September again. Labor Day has passed, the tourists are largely gone and humpback whales will be splashing in Maui waters in just a few weeks. It’s also the
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best time of the year to get great deals at some of the island’s tastiest restaurants. To get more ‘okoles into their seats, many establishments around the island offer some really great discounts and specials to those of us
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How You Can Work 30 Days Of Kama‘aina Specials Across Maui In September when our visitors all head back to their homes for school and work it seems like we all go broke. But our Kama‘aina Guide will help you go for broke when it comes to eating throughout the month. Our favorite restaurants, from the little hole in the wall to exclusive fine dining to our resorts, invite and entice us with a great meal and few extra dollars in our pockets. The month of September is full of cheap foodie adventure and we are going to fill your tasty dance card for 30 days with Tahitian prawns, pizza, salad bars, buffets and all kinds of other treats. So keep our Taste of Maui issue with you all month long to give you the secrets to eating that you won’t find on Yelp. If you can keep up, that is.
WEEK 1 We all start the week with the temporary and painful break up from the Saturday on Sunday tryst. It’s Monday, so keep weekend remorse at bay with plans for next week. Pick up the phone and grab reservations for dinner at Lahaina Grill for next Monday where you will enjoy half off their scrumptious modern bistro entrees like their all American braised pork shank with Irish blue cheese mash, or lion paw scallops drizzled in lobster champagne essence. Since you have to wait a week in the meantime, enjoy half off of pizza at Fabiani’s in Kihei, voted Best New Restaurant in Best of Maui. Get settled into the week with 50-percent-off entrees like the green tea lacquered salmon with shiitake and spinach at the Ocean Pool Bar at the Westin Villas on Monday evenings. Treat yourself to a Cool Cat lunch on Tuesday–with 20 percent off, you can afford their creative and sometimes curious burger of the month. Climb out of the week’s mediocrity with help from an Indian dinner at Monsoon India–10 percent off for kama‘aina. Heave ho the humpday blues with a pau hana and pupus at Mai Tai Lounge for 10 percent off. For dinner, you and your work mate are headed to Koho to celebrate the weekday summit with their Wednesday fajita special: just $22 for two. Rest up because Thursdays will run long. Power lunch at Mulligan’s with $6 pupus all day, paired with a good Irish brew of course. With the papers piling up and you have to work late at the office, head straight to Sansei after 10pm with comrades to fill up on rainbow rolls and misoyaki butterfish, all washed down with Kirin till midnight. You’ll overdo it but that’s OK–it’s half off and you’re celebrating the nearness of Friday. Speaking of Friday, gather your besties and head to 100 Wines / Melting Pot for the first Friday of the month. There just $21 gets you a three-course dinner. Wow, Saturday morning rolled around awfully quick. Now’s your chance to pick up a few packages of delectable Maui Macaroons while you do your farmers market shopping at the Maui Swap Meet–it’s buy one,
FABIANI’S get one free. Two-fer your Saturday evening activity with a buy one entree, get one entree half off special at Three’s Bar and Grill, then stay late for the Eric McFadden show. We know Sunday morning can be brutal, so sleep in and play the day nice and slow. How bout a beach day at Napili Bay? Meander up to the Sea House Restaurant for 25 percent off breakfast or lunch. Sunday evening, you can cool off in the Upcountry air and carb-load at Casanova with their 20 percent off pasta and pizza special. Maui’s Best Italian food is the ideal way to cap your weekend.
WEEK 2 And it’s Monday again. Grab your MauiTime and look for the Wailuku Coffee
Company coupon, rise and shine with a cup of their Maui Red Catuai this morning. Too busy to pack a lunch? Not a problem: Pad Thai offers a buy one, get one 50 percent off special for their namesake chicken. Save the leftovers for later. If Tuesday’s grind has got you in a headlock, South Maui’s Rodeo General will ride to your rescue. Pick up a round of healthy veggie or fruit smoothies for work with their buy one, get one free coupon in MauiTime. Later you can meet friends at Buzz’s Wharf to recap the weekend fun while you check in on Foursquare and order their seared ahi, coconut shrimp or paniolo burger sandwiches. They come with fries or mac salad and are half off this month. The hike to Wednesday feels more com-
plete after the teishoku at Tokyo Tei: it’s just $11.50 all month to get authentic local japanese culture at this third generation Wailuku mainstay and Best of Maui Best Japanese Winner. Maybe you want to take a drive to contemporary Japanese fusion cuisine later that night at Roy’s–their new location is gorgeous and a buy one, get one half off deal is the perfect way to enjoy it. If you’re in the mood for kalua pig, lunch it up at Aloha Mixed Plate with your 10 percent off coupon in MauiTime. Fritter part of Thursday away by indulging at Tutti Frutti, from 4:30-6pm it’s buy one, get one half off. When it’s time to warm up the vocal chords, start with a buy one entree, get one half off special at Stopwatch Sports Continued on page 13
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Continued from page 11 Bar and Grill, then sing the night away with karaoke with Pearl Rose. Maybe you’re feeling back-to-back sportsbar love, so head to Lahaina Sportsbar (formerly Lahaina Cafe) for their all star lineup of $5 appetizers for lunch. There’s great wine and food this Friday with Mark Johnstone at Hotel Wailea’s Capische?, where their modern Italian cuisine is buy one, get one half off. Twenty percent off mac nut pancakes in the cool Stella Blues dining room is a great reason to roll out early Saturday morning. You have your whole day ahead of you! Grab burgers at Teddy’s Bigger Burgers in Lahaina with their coupon for a buy one, get one half off combo deal. That night the Maui Jazz and Blues festival will go off at the Grand Wailea, so why not dine at Humuhumunukunukuapuaa first: their amazing dishes by Chef Lofaro will blow your mind but not your wallet, since you can buy one and get one half off. By now the late night of jazz must have your appetite going. Betty’s Beach Cafe has Sunday brunch and $2 champagne, but wear your sunglasses because their Lahaina beach view is stunning and sunny. After your leisurely afternoon nap, enjoy a sunset dinner at David Paul’s Island Grill, which offers 50 percent off certain entrees.
WEEK 3 In case you hadn’t noticed, Mondays is popular for Kama‘aina deals. It’s half off Round Table Pizza on Mondays all month if you mention MauiTime–it doesn’t get any easier than that. Haliimaile General Store will give you 50 percent off of your dinner en Continued on page 15
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Continued from page 13 tree when you bring in a nonperishable food item for the Maui Food Bank. What a great way to ease hunger on Maui! It’s now Day 16 in your Kama‘aina Guide and you’re feeling like staying in? How about printing Hawaiian Moons’ coupons off their website or just show it on your smart phone for a dollar off their salad or hot bar and take your healthy lunch or dinner to go. For comfort food Tuesday night, get the early bird seating at Joe’s in Wailea for dinner, where you can buy one entree and get one free. I’m thinking the meatloaf and the chicken and waffles. On Wednesday, we’re thinking of Paia. Milagros offers 15 percent off for kama‘aina during lunch and dinner, and Cafe Mambo’s Maui Cattle Co. burger and beer for $10 is tempting. If Kihei calls for dinner plans, then Kono’s on the Green is offering sushi half off from 3-5pm, then you can buy one entree and get one free from 5-6pm. Thursdays are best for bringing your office meeting to the Kahili’s buffet. Bring in a party of 10 or more and one person eats free. After a hard day’s work nothing could be better than the healthy and fresh seafood and pizza dishes at Honu, where they are still celebrating their one year anniversary by giving you an incredible 40 percent off from 4:30-6pm at the bar. Mala Ocean Tavern will offer it, too. On Friday, if you’re feeling like Chinese, head to Kahana’s China Boat and dine in for 20 percent off (all day) their yummy traditional Chinese cuisine that is never made with MSG. At pau hana, catch the cliff dive ceremony at Sheraton Maui before you head to Black Rock Steak and Seafood, where it’s buy one, get one half off. Looking for a little night life to Continued on page 17
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Continued from page 15 dance of that meat and potatoes? Longhi’s is hosting FUNKadelic 2. Saturday’s rolled around again and you know what to do: hit the listings in your MauiTime Taste of Maui. Italian food at Pulehu could be just the thing, where it’s 50 percent off. On Sunday, Gannon’s amazing Wailea hillside dining room tempts you with a fabulous menu by Bev Gannon and a buy one entree, get your second entree free deal.
WEEK 3 Now it’s the final week for kama‘aina in September. But Monday deals keep on keeping on with Paradise Grill’s half off breakfast from 7-8am. Sharky’s in Kihei has half price dinners. On Tuesday you can pick up any burger– from their hand-patted beef, turkey, pork or veggie selections–at Sure Thing from 3-5pm and get them for just $4. Dinner and the Kaanapali sunset couldn’t be sweeter at Castaway Cafe, where your pasta is buy one, get one free. For the rest of the month, you still have plenty of options. Dine at the bar at Fairmont Kea Lani’s Ko and you get 50 percent off your food and 25 percent of drinks. Four Seasons’ Spago, Duo and Ferraro all have a buy one, get one free deal with your valid ID. At the Ritz Carlton, go omakase at Kai Sushi from 5:30-6:30pm at get it half off. Merriman’s Kapalua has a 25 percent off special off at the bar and Monkeypod Kitchen in Wailea has half off appetizers. Now pat yourself on the back–you made it through 30 days of kama‘aina. Feel free to kick your feet up and watch the season opener of Dexter. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1612L
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KAMA’AINA LISTINGS A.K.’S CAFE - Daily. During happy hour get 20 percent off pupus and drinks.5-7pm AK’s Cafe, (1237 Lower Main St., Wailuku); 808244-8774; akscafe.com
CAPISCHE? - Daily. Buy one entree and get the second entree 50 percent off daily throughout September. Capische? (555 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-879-2224; capische.com
tween 5-6pm daily. Every Fri & Sat get 20 percent off all day. Dine-in only. China Boat (4474 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-5089; chinaboatkahana.com
DUO - Daily. Buy one entree and get one of equal
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all take out orders when you bring in the MauiTime coupon. Aloha Mixed Plate (1285 Front Street, Lahaina); 808-661-3322; alohamixedplate.com
Sun & Mon. Twenty percent off every pasta and pizza entree throughout September. 5:30-9:30pm Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com
food all day, everyday! Cool Cat Cafe (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6670908; coolcatcafe.com
Fifty percent off pizza throughout September. Not valid for take-out. Fabiani’s Bakery & Pizzeria (95 E. Lipoa St., Kihei); 808-874-0888; fabianis.com
BEACH BAR - Daily. Receive 10 percent off food with valid Hawaii ID. Beach Bar, (2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-667-2525; starwoodhotels.com
or lesser value free (each diner must have a valid Hawaii ID). 6-11pm DUO (3900 Wailea Alanui); 808-874-8000; fourseasons.com
FAT DADDY’S SMOKEHOUSE - Daily. Happy Hour: buy one Fat Plate, get second of equal or lesser value half off. $4 well drinks and 20oz drafts. 2-5pm Fat Daddy’s Smokehouse (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-8711; fatdaddysmaui.com
BETTY’S BEACH CAFE - Wed $14.95 Maine Lobster starting at 4pm. Sat $19.95 12oz Prime Rib with an additional purchase. Sat & Sun $2 champagne glasses from 8am-2pm. Daily happy hour $2 margaritas, $3 mai tais, $4 mojitos, $4 Longboard beers, $4 Maui Brew Co. beers, $5 ceviche. Betty’s Beach Cafe, (505 Front St. #120, Lahaina); 808-662-0300; bettysbeachcafe.com
FERRAROS - Daily. Buy one entree, get the second of equal or lesser value free (each diner must have a valid Hawaii ID). Ferraro’s (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000
FIVE PALMS BEACH GRILL - Daily. Twenty percent off food with valid Hawaii ID. Discount does not apply to Happy Hour, sunset specials or previously discounted food items. Five Palms Restaurant (2960 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-2607; fivepalmsrestaurant.com
BISTRO MOLOKINI - Daily. Buy one dinner, get the second of equal or lesser value half off. (with valid Hawaii ID). 5:30-9pm Bistro Molokini (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234; grandwailea.com
BLACK ROCK - Daily. Buy one entree at regu-
GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Daily. Buy one entree at regular price, get
lar price, receive second entree 50 percent off. 5:30-6:30pm Black Rock Steak & Seafood (2605 Kaanapali Pkwy., Sheraton, Lahaina); 808-6628053; sheraton-maui.com
second entree free. 5:30-9pm Gannon’s A Pacific View Restaurant (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808875-8080; gannonsrestaurant.com
GERARD’S - Daily. Twenty percent off the a la carte menu with valid Hawaii ID. Gerard’s (174 Lahainaluna Rd, Lahaina); 808-661-8939; gerardsmaui.com
BULLY’S BURGER - Daily. Kama’aina get 15 percent off entire order. Valid Hawaii ID required. Bully’s Burgers, (15900 Piilani Hwy, Kula); 808-878-3272
BUZZ’S WHARF - Daily (Except Sat). Every Mon 30 percent off Kama’aina menus from 3-9pm. Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, get 50 percent off of any Buzz’s Signature Sandwich. Sun all Service Industry Staff get Happy Hour pricing and buy one get one entree fifty percent off 11am-3pm and 5-9pm. Valid through September. Must have valid state ID. Cannot be combined with any other offer, discount, promotional gift card/certificate. All items subject to availability. 11am-3pm Buzz’s Wharf (390 Maalaea Boat Harbor); 808-244-5426; buzzswharf.com
CAFE MAMBO - Daily. Half off cocktails and beer. Maui Cattle Co. burger and beer of your choice (including Maui Brewing Co. on draft) for $10. 3-6pm Cafe Mambo (30 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-8021; cafemambomaui.com
HARD ROCK CAFE CASTAWAY CAFE FOOD DISCOUNT - On Tuesdays buy one pasta entree and get one for free. Daily happy hour from 3-6pm get $1.00 off drinks. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-661-9091; castawaycafe.com
DAVID PAUL’S ISLAND GRILL - Every Sun & Mon. Fifty percent off designated entrees with the purchase of two or more (with a valid Hawaii ID). No other discounts or coupons apply. Call for reservations. 6-10pm David Paul’s Island Grill (900 Front St. Suite A101, Lahaina); 808-662-3000; davidpaulsislandgrill.com
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GRAND DINING ROOM MAUI - Buy one Sunday brunch, get second half off (Sunday brunch is $48 for adults, $24 for children 5-12, free for children under four). 10:30am-2pm Grand Dining Room (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234; grandwailea.com HALI’IMAILE GENERAL STORE - Mon. Fifty percent off dinner entree when you bring in a nonperishable food item for the Maui Food Bank. Valid through November 16th. 5:30-9pm Haliimaile General Store (900 Haliimaile Rd., Makawao); 808-572-2666; bevgannonrestaurants.com HARD ROCK CAFE - Daily. Fifteen percent off for Kama’aina on food, non-alcoholic drinks, and non-charitable merchandise. All Day. No Cover. The Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; hardrock.com
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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Daily. Fivedollar lunch specials every day. Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E); 808-8918010; lifesabeachmaui.com HAWAIIAN MOONS NATURAL FOODS - Daily. Salad Bar and Hot Bar one dollar off coupon available in MauiTime, Hawaiian Moons website, Google Place Page and Kihei Dining iPhone app. Show web or smart phone coupon at register for one dollar off coupon. Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods (2411 S. Kihei Rd.); 808875-4356; hawaiianmoons.com
HONU SEAFOOD & PIZZA - Receive 40 percent off when seated in the bar. Mon-Fri 11am-3pm and Mon-Sun 4:30-6pm. Valid through the end of September. Honu Seafood & Pizza, (1295 Front St, Lahaina); 808-667-9390; honumaui.com HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKUAPUA‘A
Daily. Buy one dinner, get the second of equal or lesser value for half off. 5:30-9pm Humuhumunukunukuapua‘a (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234
I’O - Daily. Twenty-five percent off all entrees. I’O Restaurant, (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808661-8422; iomaui.com
JAPENGO - Daily. During Happy Hour receive an additional 20 percent off after obtaining an Ohana card from the reception desk (excluding alcohol, tax, and gratuity). Happy Hour includes: Hand-crafted Cocktails: $6-$8.00, Beer: $4.00, Wine: $5.00. Happy Hours: 25 percent discount on starter menu and a special Pupu Platter for $26. They also feature live music seven days per week from 6:30pm-8:30pm. 5:30-6:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency (200 Nohea Kai Drive, Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234; maui.hyatt.com JOE’S - Daily. Diners who request the offer when they place their order between 5:30-6:30 pm (Early Bird) and after 8:15 (Twilight) will receive one entree of equal or lesser value free with the purchase of a regular priced entree. Joe’s (131 Wailea Ike Drive); 808-875-7767; bevganonrestaurants.com KAHILI RESTAURANT -Daily. Ten percent off regular menu items excluding alcohol. Every Sun, Wed, Thu & Fri. For buffets, with a party of 10 or more one person will eat free. Lunch Buffet (W, Th, F): 11am-2pm; Fri Prime Rib & Seafood Buffet: 5:30-8:30pm; Sun Brunch Buffet: 9am1pm. Kahili Restaurant (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Waikapu); 808-242-6000; kahilirestaurant.com
KO - Daily.When seated in the dining room get 50 percent off only food between 11:30am-2:30pm, 5-6pm and 8-9pm. Receive 50 percent off food and 25 percent off all beverages when seated in the bar area from 11:30am-10pm. Ko (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com
KOBE RESTAURANT - Daily. Twenty percent off on all teppanyaki entrees 5:30 - 10pm. Twenty percent off all sushi 5-10pm. Kobe Japanese
Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; kobemaui.com
KOHO GRILL & BAR - Tue. Fajitas for two are just $22.95 with the choice of chicken, steak, fish or veggie. Koho Grill & Bar (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-5588
KONO’S ON THE GREEN - Every Mon, Tue, Wed & Thu buy one entree and get the second entree free between 5-6pm. Sushi rolls are half price Wed-Sun between 3-5pm. Valid through September. Kono’s on the Green (550 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei); 808-633-4220; konosonmaui.com
LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Daily. Before 3pm choose from an extensive list of $5 and $7 appetizers. Happy hour is from 3-7pm with $3.50 wells, $3.00 domestics, and $4.50 imports. Lahaina Sports Bar, (843 Wainee St Unit 1 & 2, Lahaina); 808-667-6655; TheEatGuide.com
LAHAINA FISH CO - Daily. Fish and chips for $9.95, open to all. 11am-5pm Lahaina Fish Co. (831 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-3472; lahainafishcompany.com
LAHAINA GRILL - Mon. Fifty percent off entrees throughout September. Lahaina Grill (127 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); (808) 667-5117; lahainagrill.com
LUANA LOUNGE - Daily. Ten percent off food and drinks. 11am-11pm Fairmont Kea Lani (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-840-8402; fairmont.com MAI TAI LOUNGE - Daily. Receive 10 percent off daily. Mai Tai Lounge, (839 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-5288; lahainamaitai.com
MALA OCEAN TAVERN - Daily. Ten percent off all food all the time, and for the month of September receive 40 percent off when seated in the bar Mon-Fri 11am-3pm and Mon-Sun 4:30-6pm. Mala Ocean Tavern, (1307 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9394; malaoceantavern.com MALA WAILEA - Daily. Twenty-five percent off food all evening with valid Hawaii ID. Not valid on Dinner Specials, Prix Fixe menu or in conjunction with any other discounts. Happy Hour is 5-6 every evening with daily food and drink specials. Mala Wailea (3700 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-879-1922 MAUI MACAROONS - Sat. Buy one get one free every Saturday at the Swap Meet for the full month of September. 7am-1pm Maui Macaroons (310 West Kaahumanu Ave, Space 352, Kahului); 808-344-5465
MERRIMAN’S KAPALUA - Daily. Receive 25 percent off all food at the bar, and on Tuesdays get 25 percent off food at both the bar and in the dining room with a reservation. Merriman’s (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400 MILAGROS - Daily (except Fri & Sat). Receive 15 percent off lunch and dinner when dining in. Milagros (3 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-579-8755; milagrosfoodcompany.com
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MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Daily. All day happy hour specials for kama’aina. 50 percent off most appetizers, $4.75 draft beers, $6 wine and Ocean Vodka cocktails. 11:30am-11pm Monkeypod Kitchen, (10 Wailea Gateway Pl., Unit B-201, Wailea); 808-891-2322; monkeypodkitchen.com MONSOON INDIA - Daily. Ten percent off with valid Hawaii ID. Monsoon India (760 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-4555; monsoonindiamaui.com MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Daily. For the month of September the $6 Happy Hour food items will be available all day for diners with a valid Hawaii ID. Mulligan’s on the Blue (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Daily. Fifty percent off all entrees each Monday and 20 percent off all food Tuesday through Sunday. 5:30-9pm Ocean Pool Bar & Grill (6 Kai Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-3200 ONO BAR AND GRILL - Daily. Twenty percent off food daily, at all times, with valid Hawaii ID. 6:30am10pm Ono Bar & Grill, (2365 Kaanapali Pkwy.); 808-667-2525; westinmaui.com/dining/ono
PAD THAI - Daily. Buy one Pad Thai Chicken and get one 50 percent off during the month of September. Pad Thai (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-1971
PULEHU, AN ITALIAN GRILL - Daily (except Tue & Wed). Fifty percent off all food. Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr, Lahaina); 808-6673200; pulehurestaurant.com RODEO GENERAL STORE - Daily. For the month of September receive fresh vegetable and juice smoothies at the price of two for one when you bring in the MauiTime coupon. Only valid at the Kihei location. Rodeo General Store, (1847 S Kihei Rd.) ROUND TABLE PIZZA - Mon. Fifty percent off pizzas on Mondays throughout September. Must mention MauiTime to redeem. Round Table Pizza (2580 Keka‘a Dr., Kaanapali); 808-662-0777
ROY’S - Daily. Buy one entree, get one half off throughout the month of September. Roy’s Kahana Bar & Grill (4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-6999; roysrestaurant.com SANSEI SEAFOOD RESTAURANT AND SUSHI BAR - Every Sun & Mon get 25 percent off all food items from 5-6:00pm. Every Thu, Fri & Sat get 50 percent off award-winning late night menu with free karaoke after 10pm (21 and older) Walkins only. Hawaiian ID NOT required. Restrictions apply. Not valid with other discount offers. Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar (600 Office Rd., Kapalua); 808-669-6286; sanseihawaii.com
PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Daily. Twenty percent off food. $6 for Bloody Marys and doubles during Sunday football. Pailolo Bar & Grill (6 Kai Ala Dr., Lahaina); 8088-667-3200 PARADISE GRILL - Mon. Fifty percent off breakfast on Mondays from 7-8am Paradise Grill, (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700 PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Daily. Fifteen percent off with a valid Hawaii ID. Excludes alcohol. Pioneer Inn Grill & Bar (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881
POLO BEACH GRILLE & BAR - Daily. Ten percent off food and drinks. Polo Beach Grille & Bar, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100
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SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Daily. Receive 25 percent off food during breakfast, lunch and dinner with a valid Hawaii ID. Sea House Restaurant, Napili Kai Beach Resort (5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili); 808669-1500; seahousemaui.com
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HAKUKOLE – As a precursor to Ku Mai Ka Hula 2012, join Keali’i Reichel as he delves into Hakukole: Sayings & Chants of Ridicule, an often overlooked genre of poetry. He will span the topics of infidelity, physical inadequacy, stupidity, bad manners, irritation, sarcasm, dark humor and revenge all of which can be found in this ancient form. Through song, chant, gesture or proverb, Hakukole has played an important role in Hawaii’s past. Come experience authentic exploration from one of Maui’s best storytellers. $13. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theatre, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); -7469, Mauiarts.org -MS @sandtothecity @sa 808-242-7469,
FRIDAY, SEPT. 7 EXHALE FIRST FRIDAY SPECIAL – EXHALE offers an evening of yoga, finger ink and a live music. Beginning with community yoga, the sesA sion will include Ayurvedic Elixirs and Cleansing info by BE NUTRITIOUS, a chance to win a produce basket from Maui Home Delivery and live music Res by Harmonic Resonance. Fennin for a piece of body art? Exotic Eye Tattoo offers Fing Fingered First Friday Tattoo Special. Termed “Finger Friday,” RachelG w will offer $25 finger tattoos (select designs only, must book ah ahead) so be sure to make an appointment. And musical gues guests Harmonic Resonance will have you groovin to danceroc rock beats. 6pm. Body Alive Yoga and Movement Stud dio (1995 West Main St. #20, Wailuku) ; 808-3591060, BodyAliveYoga.com -MS @sandtothecity
WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY – Time to shut down the streets and celebrate! Yep, it’s First Friday Wailuku Style! Hele on down and share in what the town has to offer. There’s live music performances by Hookena and Ho’omanawanui Apo at the Maui Thing stage, Eric Gilliom at the Wailuku Banyan Tree and more musical guests throughout the evening. You can enjoy a beverage or two at the beer and wine garden benefiting Native Hawaiian healing and natural practices. Maybe take part in an authentic experience at the awa bar by Native Intelligence. Need to rest your feet? Catch a special showing of Get a Job at the historic Iao Theatre. Door prizes, food vendors, and shopping in one stop! Come on down for community, culture and cheers! 6pm. Market St., Wailuku, Facebook. com/Wa com/WailukuFirstFriday/info -MS @sandtothecity
FRIDAY, SEPT. 7 GLAM GLAMITY – Get glitz’d because Glamity presents Afros and Angel flights Fr this Friday. Consider it an evening of fabulous drag, in which Glamity fea will feature Lulu Shannens, Xiu Xiu LaRage, Moana, Tiare LaRage, Glitz La LaRage and Kaylee Montgomery. Don’t be a drag, be a queen. $10 pr presale. $15 at door. Three’s Bar and Grill (945 S Kihei Rd.); 80846 463-6599, Threesbarandgrill.com -MS @sandtothecity
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THE AFTERMATH OF FUKUSHIMA – Northshore Art and Frame is now presenting “The Aftermath of Fukushima.” Created by Maui resident Gonzo, it’s inspired by the Fukushima nuclear disaster in 2011. On Friday, Gonzo will speak through his art about this and its aftermath that we’re still dealing with. Also featured that night will be Turkish native, Volcan. Volcan says he draws inspiration from his surroundings, which is clearly evident in his macro-style approach to photography. You can also get a glimpse of his collection of native flowers. 11am- 4pm Mon.-Sat., Northshore Art and Frame (2080 Vineyard St. Wailuku); 808-298-5034 -MS @sandtothecity
SATURDAY, SEPT. 8 KU MAI KA HULA 2012 – Don’t miss out on Maui’s only international adult hula competition. Ku Mai Ka Hula features halaus from Hawaii, Japan and California in a one-of-a kind evening of kupuna, kahiko (traditional) and ‘auana (modern) hula. Honoring the history shared by Hawaii and Japan, Ku Mai Ka Hula is the largest adult hula competition and has been around for seven years. Shake your way down for a weekend of hula, history and heritage. $25/adult, $12.50/keiki 12 years & under. 1pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org, Kauahea.org -MS @sandtothecity
ERIC MCFADDEN – If you’re in the mood to rock out, you might want to check out Eric McFadden this weekend, presented by Milagros Food Company. The former lead guitarist for George Clinton & the P-Funk All-Stars, Joe Strummer and Les Claypool, McFadden will perform in a power trio as lead guitarist and vocalist. Guitar Player Magazine describes him as a “modern Hendrix.” If you’re curious about whether or not he lives up to the hype, you can get tickets online or in person at Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon (Paia), Request Music (Wailuku) and Three’s Bar & Grill (Kihei). Tom Conway will open for Friday’s show. The event is for 21 & over only. $7 (online), $10 (at local vendors), $15 (door). Doors open at 9pm. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon [Fri.] (142 Hana Hwy, Paia) & Three’s Bar & Grill [Sat.] (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); mcfaddenmaui.eventbrite.com -OdS @ odesilva
SATURDAY, SEPT. 8 THE VINYL FRONTIER – All analog and no laptops. That’s right: these DJs will spin real records. Starting at 10pm and going on until 1am at Casanova, DJ Skinny Guy, DJ Joralien and DJBlast will appear. Get there before 11pm and the cover will be $5, but it rises to $10 after. Escape the ordinary club night and enjoy a mixing of electro, funk, hip hop, house and rock. $5 before 11pm, $10 after; 10pm-1am; Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.) 808-5720220, Casanovamaui.com -OdS @odesilva
THE TOASTERS – What do you get when you blend a synthesized 1970s British sound and Manhattan’s Lower East Side punk/rock sound? The Toasters! Originals to the third wave of the ska era, The Toasters are a staple within the Third Wave Ska generation. Known for their songs “Two-Tone Army” and “Don’t Let The Bastards Grind You Down,” The Toasters have launched a 30th anniversary tour and are coming to Maui. The band will once again jam out its distinct sound and classic beats. Catch Pimpbot and Completely Insane as the opening acts. Come experience the legends first-hand and get in the spirit of ska! 21+. Pre-sale $15. The Hard Rock Cafe, Maui (900 Front St., Lahaina); 855-235-2867, Underworldevents.com, Hardrock.com -MS @sandtothecity
SUNDAY, SEPT. 9 YOGA AID WORLD CHALLENGE – Calling all yogis: you’re cordially invited to the Yoga Aid World Challenge 2012. Enjoy a day that unites yogis around the globe for the greater cause. Come stretch and be of a “single expression of intention” on the grand lawn of Lumeria. The Yoga Aid World Challenge will span from Australia to Hawaii through a series of fundraising events. Maui will feature renown yoga instructors Dominique Pandolfi and Nadia Toraman, amongst others and music by the transformative Kirtan group, Kaliya and Satya OM. All donations will benefit the Africa Yoga Project or a charity of your choice. Free. Lumeria (1813 Baldwin Ave, Makawao); 808-386-1861, yogaaid.com, lumeriamaui.com -MS @ sandtothecity
CHICKEN WING EATING CONTEST – Fly down to Sharky’s for an old-fashioned chicken wing eating contest. That’s right–it’s Man vs. Chicken Wing in Kihei. The person that can chomp as many wings as possible in 10 minutes will win bragging rights and $100. The owners assure us that the wings will be mild, so you better bring the heat! Chickens need not apply. Free. 7am. Sharky’s (41 E. Lipoa, Kihei); 808-874-5115, sharkyshawaii.com -MS @sandtothecity
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MAPA GARDEN PARTY – Calling all MAPA friends and family! It’s time again for the performing arts group’s annu Garden Party, this year the theme is “Celebrate the Arts with MAPA.” The evening will consist of a colorful annual pale that includes cuisines, beverages, entertainment and silent auction. Sample tastes from Saigon Cafe palette (gard party shrimp), Cafe O’Lei (kalua pork quesadillas), Duke’s Beach House (shrimp and lobster gazpacho), (garden Wa Waterfront Restaurant (grilled lamb chops and Caesar salad) and much more. Enjoy a beverage from Maui Bre Brewing Company and wine from Whole Foods Market, or non-alcoholic beverages by Hansen and Maui Coffe Roasters. Spa services from Kapalua Spa, live music by Moondance and a silent/live auction will display fee the “fresh art” created throughout the event. 21+. $75 in advance; $85 at the event. Yokouchi Family Estate (2471 West Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-8760, Mauiacademy.org -MS @sandtothecity
FRED SCHREUDERS JAZZ FUSION AND BLUES – This weekend there will be some blues down at Stella Blues Cafe in Kihei. Fred Schreuders, working as a guitarist and vocalist since 1975 but never seeing the spotlight, is finally putting into original music some of his pent-up inspiration. He grew up in Hawaii, and his first instrument was the ukulele, which he picked up at the age of four. Backing him up will be Mike Kennedy on drums and Jay Molina on bass. $5 cover. 7pm-9pm. Stella Blues Cafe (1279 S. Kihei Rd. #201); 808-874-3779, Stellablues.com -OdS @odesilva
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he coming of the fall movie season should be exciting to moviegoers for one very huge reason: on Nov. 16, we get Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part II. Do you know what this means? No more Twilight! After Thanksgiving, it’s all over! Of course, the next four months also offer a variety of crowd pleasers, sequels that are eagerly awaited (as well as the ones nobody asked for) and the expected mix of holiday event movies and Oscar candidates. Here’s 10 of the most promising.
THE MASTER Written and Directed by P.T. Anderson, this drama about a religious cult stars Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Joaquin Phoenix and Amy Adams. Why It Could Rock: It looks amazing, Phoenix appears to be making a huge acting comeback and, whether the filmmakers deny it or not, it definitely looks like Hoffman is playing Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Unless: The anti-religion angle winds up turning off audiences. Anderson’s brilliant but strange There Will Be Blood divided audiences and this one looks even more polarizing. Opens Sept. 14.
FRANKENWEENIE Tim Burton remakes his 1984 live action short film into a stop motion animated comedy. Why It Could Rock: This is Burton in his element and the story was ghoulish, charming and touching the first time. Unless: His fans still haven’t forgiven him for Dark Shadows. Opens Oct. 5.
TAKEN 2 Liam Neeson returns to take on more bad guys who mess with his family. Why It Could Rock: The director, Oliv-
ier Megaton, helmed the adrenaline-rush guilty pleasure Colombiana last year and Neeson is everyone’s favorite and most unlikely new action star. Unless: It feels like Death Wish 2, Transporter 2 or any other action series that gets old and redundant really fast. Opens Oct. 5.
CLOUD ATLAS A multi-generational Sci-Fi Action Drama from the Wachowski Siblings, stars Tom Hanks and Halle Berry. Why It Could Rock: It’s R-rated, three hours long, impossible to describe in one sentence, costs $100 million dollars and is overloaded with staggering imagery. They don’t make movies like this anymore. Unless: It’s so crazy and overly serious, it becomes a national punch line after opening weekend. Opens Oct. 26.
FLIGHT Drama about an inspirational pilot, starring Denzel Washington and directed by Robert Zemeckis. Why It Could Rock: This is the first live-action movie Zemeckis has made since Cast Away and his filmography includes Back to the Future and Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Washington needs no introduction. Unless: The story, about an emergency aircraft landing by a skilled but intoxicated pilot, may not connect with audiences. Opens Nov. 2.
SKYFALL The return of 007, starring Daniel Craig as... Why It Could Rock: Bond... James Bond. Unless: The disappointment of Quantum of Solace continues and Casino Royale proves unbeatable. Opens. Nov. 9.
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Peter Jackson’s return to the world of J.R.R. Tolkien Why It Could Rock: The team that made this special the first time is back and the book is wonderful. Unless: Reports that this two-parter is now a three-part trilogy (with the last film opening in 2014) undermines what a special event this is and comes across like Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money. Opens. Dec. 19
Hathaway have the acting and singing abilities to pull off the demanding lead roles (the jury is still out on Crowe, in his non-Aussie bar band singing debut). The story packs a punch and there are no other movie musicals on the docket. Unless: The heaviness of the story makes it a turnoff during the Christmas season. It will have to be brilliant to prove the failure of musical Rock of Ages was just a fluke. It’s opening against The Hobbit. Opens Dec. 25.
Tom Cruise in an action thriller based on the Lee Childs series of novels. Why It Could Rock: The director, Christopher McQuarrie, wrote The Usual Suspects and Cruise is back in the neck-snapping, no-nonsense action mode of Collateral. Unless: Audiences fail to see the difference between Jack Reacher or Ethan Hunt and are let down that this isn’t on the massive scale of a Mission: Impossible sequel. Opens Dec. 21.
LES MISERABLES The long awaited film version of the Broadway musical, starring Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe and Anne Hathway Why It Could Rock: Jackman and
Quentin Tarantino’s new action/drama, starring Jamie Foxx and Leonardo DiCaprio Why It Could Rock: American history, QT-style, with a superb cast and a novel mix of blaxploitation drama with a runaway slave angle. This could finally give Foxx the comeback he’s been longing for. Unless: Sending up Hitler is one thing but taking liberties with the dark period of slave ownership in America’s south is a touchy subject matter, even for Tarantino. Plus, with the sure-tobe-record number of uses of racial slurs, this is likely to be on the year’s most controversial. Opens Dec. 25. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1612f
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SUN-WED 3:20, 5:45, 8:10. The Bourne Legacy-PG13-THU 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00. FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00, 9:40. SUN-WED 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00. The Words-PG13-FRI-SAT 11:05, 1:10, 3:15, 5:20, 7:25, 9:30. SUN-WED 11:05, 1:10, 3:15, 5:20, 7:25. Total Recall-PG13-THU 5:00, 7:30. FRI-SAT 11:30, 2:00, 7:00. SUN-WED 11:30, 7:00. You May Not Kiss The Bride-PG13-THU 3:20, 5:40, 8:00. FRI-SAT 4:30, 9:30. SUNWED 2:00, 4:30.
KUKUI MALL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)
Beasts of Southern Wild-PG13-FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 7:50, 10:05. SUN 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 7:50. MON-WED 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00. Hit & Run-R-THU 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:05, 10:25. Intouchables-R-THU-SAT 1:45, 4:20, 7:15, 10:00. SUN 11:10, 1:45, 4:20, 7:15. MONWED 1:10, 3:45, 6:20, 9:00. Lawless-G-THU 1:10, 3:50, 6:30, 9:15. FRI-SAT 11:20, 1:50, 4:30, 7:00, 9:45. SUN 11:20, 1:50, 4:30, 7:00. MON-WED 1:00, 3:50, 6:30, 9:15. The Expendables 2-R-THU 1:00, 3:45, 6:00, 8:20. FRI-SAT 11:15, 1:20, 3:45, 6:00, 8:20, 10:40. SUN 11:15, 1:20, 3:45, 6:00, 8:20. MON-WED 1:20, 3:45, 6:00, 8:20.
MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)
The Amazing Spider-Man-PG13-FRI 9:10. SAT-SUN 9:10. MON-WED 9:10. The Avengers-PG13-FRI (3:20). SAT-SUN (3:20). MON-WED (3:20).
THE BOURNE LEGACY - PG13 - Action/Adventure - In this Matt Damon-less incarnation of Robert Ludlum’s spy novel, Jeremy Renner plays American super-assassin Aaron Cross. 135 min. BRAVE - PG - Animation - Some Scottish redhead uses courage and archery to undo a curse or something. 93 min. THE CAMPAIGN - R - Comedy - Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis star in this humorous take on a congressional campaign. 85 min. CELESTE AND JESSE FOREVER - R Comedy/Drama - A couple that’s divorcing tries to stay friends. 92 min. THE DARK KNIGHT RISES - PG13 - Action - Christian Bale returns as the Batman to fight the menacing mercenary Bane (Tom Hardy) and Catwoman (Anne Hathaway) in this final installment of Christopher Nolan’s trilogy. 164 min. DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: DOG DAYS - PG - Family/Comedy - Greg has big plans for his summer vacation, but then everything goes haywire. Based on the popular teen books. 94 min. THE EXPENDABLES 2 - R - Action - All your favorite aging action heroes are back (including Stallone, Statham, Willis, Li and Ahnold!), and this time they blow up approximately one-quarter of the Earth’s surface. 102 min. HIT & RUN - R - Action/Comedy/Romance - Some guy in Witness Protection named Charlie Bronson
The Avengers 3D-PG13-FRI (12:20), 6:20, 9:20. SAT-SUN (12:20), 6:20, 9:20. MONWED 6:20, 9:20. Celeste and Jesse Forever-R-FRI (12:15, 2:30, 4:40), 6:50, 9:00. SAT-SUN (12:15, 2:30), 4:40, 6:50, 9:00. MON-WED (2:30, 4:40), 6:50, 9:00. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days-PG-FRI (11:40, 1:50, 4:20), 6:40. SAT-SUN (11:40, 1:50), 4:20, 6:40. MON-WED (1:50, 4:20), 6:40. Hope Springs-PG13-FRI (11:55, 2:25, 4:45), 7:15, 9:40. SAT-SUN (11:55, 2:25), 4:45, 7:15, 9:40. MON-WED (2:25, 4:45), 7:15, 9:40. Lawless-G-FRI (11:45, 2:20, 4:55), 7:30, 10:00. SAT-SUN (11:45, 2:20), 4:55, 7:30, 10:00. MONWED (2:20, 4:55), 7:30, 10:00. Paranorman-PG13-FRI (11:45, 4:15). SATSUN (11:45), 4:15. Paranorman 3D-PG-FRI (2:00), 6:30, 8:45. SAT-SUN (2:00), 6:30, 8:45. MON-WED (2:00), 6:30, 8:45. Premium Rush-PG13-FRI (12:30, 2:45, 5:10), 7:25, 9:50. SAT-SUN (12:30, 2:45), 5:10, 7:25, 9:50. MON-WED (2:45, 5:10), 7:25, 9:50. The Campaign-R-FRI (12:05, 2:15, 4:35), 6:55, 9:15. SATSUN (12:05, 2:15), 4:35, 6:55, 9:15. MON-WED (2:15, 4:35), 6:55, 9:15. The Dark Knight RisesPG13-FRI 8:15. SAT-SUN 8:15. MON-WED 8:15. The Expendables 2-R-FRI (11:30, 1:55, 4:25), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (11:30, 1:55), 4:25, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (1:55, 4:25), 7:00, 9:30. Cold Light of The Odd Life of Timothy
Green-PG-FRI (11:35, 2:05, 4:30), 7:20, 9:45. SAT-SUN (11:35, 2:05), 4:30, 7:20, 9:45. MON-WED (2:05, 4:35), 6:55, 9:15. The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon AdventureG-FRI (11:30, 1:40, 3:50), 6:00. SAT-SUN (11:30, 1:40), 3:50, 6:00. MON-WED (1:40, 3:50), 6:00. The Possession-PG13-FRI (11:50, 2:10, 4:50), 7:10, 9:35. SAT-SUN (11:50, 2:10), 4:50, 7:10, 9:35. MON-WED (2:10, 4:50), 7:10, 9:35.
WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)
Hit & Run-R-THU (1:20, 4:00), 7:00, 9:20. FRI (1:45, 4:15), 6:50, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:15, 6:50, 9:15. MON-WED (1:45, 4:15), 6:50, 9:15. The Bourne Legacy-PG13-THU (1:00, 3:45), 6:30, 9:15. FRI (2:00, 5:15), 8:15. SAT-SUN (2:00), 5:15, 8:15. MON-WED (2:00, 5:15), 8:15. The Expendables 2-R-THU (1:15, 4:15), 6:45, 9:15. FRI (1:30, 4:00), 6:45, 9:15. SATSUN (1:30), 4:00, 6:45, 9:15. MON-WED (1:30, 4:00), 6:45, 9:15.
(um, yeah) drives his girlfriend to LA while his former gang and the cops chase him. 100 min.
Levitt) picks up an envelope that gets him a lot of unwanted attention from a dirty cop. 93 min.
HOPE SPRINGS - PG13 - Comedy/Drama - It’s marriage counseling time for a couple (Meryl Streep, Tommy Lee Jones) who’ve been hitched for 30 years. 100 min.
STEP UP: REVOLUTION - PG13 - Drama Emily moves to Miami to become a professional dancer, then totally falls for dance crew leader Sean who lives in a neighborhood Emily’s land developer pop may demolish. 97 min
LAWLESS - R - Crime/Drama - Depressionera bootleggers are threatened by a crooked Virginia sheriff. Tom Hardy stars, with a screenplay by Nick Cave. 115 min. THE ODD LIFE OF TIMOTHY GREEN - PG Comedy/Drama - A childless couple dreams of having a baby, and then one day lightning strikes their backyard and out pops a kid with tree branches growing out of his legs. Odd is right. 125 min. THE OOGIELOVES IN THE BIG BALLOON ADVENTURE - G - Family - The Oogieloves (that would be Goobie, Zoozie and Toofie) set out on a quest to find the five magical balloons for their friend Schluufy’s birthday party. Compared to 2016, this is a documentary. 88 min. PARANORMAN - PG - Animation/Comedy Some kid who can talk to the dead goes up against some scary folks to save his town from a curse. 93 min.
TOTAL RECALL - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - This remake of the Arnold Schwarzenegger flick, which was based on a Philip K. Dick story, concerns one Douglas Quaid (Colin Farrell), who tries to take a mental vacation, only to wake up and find everything he knows about himself may have been a lie. 118 min. YOU MAY NOT KISS THE BRIDE - PG 13 - Romance/Comedy - A pet photographer is forced to marry some girl for some reason and then has to rescue her when she’s kidnapped at a tropical resort. 100 min.
LAST CHANCE GET A JOB - Unrated - Comedy - Job counselor William (Willie K) tries to help Merton (Eric Gilliom) get a job.
THE POSSESSION - PG 13 - Horror - Some girl buys an antique box at a yard sale, only to find that it contains a seriously malevolent spirit. 92 min.
ICE AGE: CONTINENTAL DRIFT - PG Animation - Your old friends Manny, Diego and Sid set sail on an iceberg and meet exciting sea creatures and pirates. Of course they do. 94 min.
PREMIUM RUSH - PG 13 - Action/Thriller - A Manhattan bike messenger (Joseph Gordon-
SPARKLE - PG13 - Drama - Three sisters form a girl group in 1960s Motown. 116 min.
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BIG SHOWS HAKUKOLE: SAYINGS & CHANTS OF RIDICULE WITH KEALI’I REICHEL - Thu, Sep 6. See picks on p. 25 for info. $13. 7:30-10:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org FRED SCHREUDERS - JAZZ FUSION AND BLUES GUITAR SHOWS - Thu, Sep 6. See picks on p. 25 for info. $5. 8:30-11:30pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com and Sun, Sep 9. $5. 7-9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com STELLA SUPPER CLUB WITH EKOLU KALAMA - Fri, Sep 7. A four-course dinner and show featuring music by Ekolu Kalama, covering a range of musical genres from Pop to Reggae. $60 dinner and show; $30 show only. 6-9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com ERIC MCFADDEN & HIS HAWAIIAN TRIO SHOWS - Fri, Sep 7. See picks on p. 25 for info. Limited $7 and $10 tickets available, $15. 9pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; and Sat, Sep 8. 9pm. Three’s Bar & Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-8793133; mcfaddenmaui.eventbrite.com GLAMITY’S “AFROS AND ANGEL FLIGHTS” DRAG SHOW - Fri, Sep 7. See picks on p. 25 for info. For $10 presale tickets call 808-4636599 or $15 cover at door. Doors at 9:30pm, show at 10pm. Three’s Bar & Grill, (1945-G S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; threesbarandgrill. com / facebook.com/glamity.maui KU MAI KA HULA 2012 INTERNATIONAL HULA COMPETITION - Sat, Sep 8. See picks on p. 25 for info. $25/adult, $12.50/keiki 12 years & under. 1-7pm MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org THE TOASTERS - Sat, Sep 8. See picks on p. 25 for info. $15 plus applicable fees; tickets available on website or by phone. 9pm Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 877-714-7668; underworldevents.com THE VINYL FRONTIER - Sat, Sep 8. See pics on p. 25 for info. $5 cover before 11pm; $10 cover after 11pm. 10pm-1am Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com WAVETRAIN - Sat, Sep 8. Featuring Grammy nominated Mark Johnstone & Friends. $10. 10pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com MAPA’S 24TH ANNUAL GARDEN PARTY - Sun, Sep 9. See picks on p. 25 for info. $75 advance, $85 at door. 1-5pm Yokouchi Family Estate, 808-244-8760; mauiacademy.org SLACK KEY SHOW – MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN MUSIC WITH KEN EMERSON Wed, Sep 12. George Kahumoku Jr. hosts this Grammy Award-winning concert series featuring Ken Emerson, slack key & lap steel guitars, vocals. $37.99-78.35; 7:30-9:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd.i); 808-669-3858; slackkey.com / napilikai.com
FRIDAY TOWN PARTIES WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY - See picks on p. 25 for info. Free. 6-9pm (Market, Main and Vineyard Streets); facebook.com/wailukufirstfriday LIVE MUSIC/ENTERTAINMENT - Festival of Aloha Stage: Ho’omanawanui, 6:15pm; Ho’okena, 7:30pm; Banyan Tree Park: Eric Gilliom, 6:30pm; Wailuku Coffee Co.: Wes Furomoto, 4pm; Cafe O
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Lei: Gene Argel ‘Ohana; 33 North Market St.: Joel Katz on steel guitar; Northshore Art and Frame: DJ Blinkie presents Concrete Jungle in Wailuku; Iao Theater: Special screenings of “Get a Job” starring Willie K, Eric Gilliom and Augie T, 5pm, 7pm and 9pm. $10 tickets at door. EXHALE! - See picks on p. 17 for info. Free. 6-9pm Body Alive Yoga & Movement Studio, (1995 Main St., 2nd Floor, Wailuku); 808-359-1060; bodyaliveyoga.com; email@example.com
STAGE BARE ESSENTIAL THEATER - Mon, Sep 10. Maui OnStage continues its monthly theater series, ONO! (one night only), with “Samuel Clemens and the Real Mark Twain,” adapted by Cliff Jewel and starring Rick Scheideman. Enjoy refreshments throughout the performance. Free (donations accepted). 6:30pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com
FOODIE PASSPORT WINE DINNER SERIES: SPAIN Fri, Sep 7. As part of its World Food & Wine Tour, 100Wines, will transport guests to Spain with a three course dinner paired with unique Spanish wine, plus a reception sparkling. Enjoy live music by Beau when you dine between 8-10pm. $50 per person plus tax/ gratuity, 5-10pm 100Wines, (Lahaina Gateway Center, 325 Keawe St. #105); 808-661-6181 BLOSSOMING LOTUS - 2-DAY VEGAN FUSION WORKSHOP - Sat, Sep 8 through Sun, Sep 9. Learn the recipes and techniques to create a vegan holiday feast in this part hands-on/ part demo style workshop taught by vegan chef and author Mark Reinfeld. $285/person includes recipe hand out and daily gourmet feasts; veganfusion.com; firstname.lastname@example.org ‘EAT YOUR GREENS TO GIVE SOME GREEN’ DONATION DAY - Sun, Sep 9. For every pound of salad purchased, Whole Foods will “give some green” by donating $1 to the Whole Kids Foundation and its annual Let’s Move Salad Bar to School fundraiser during the first two weeks in Sept. Shoppers can also make donations at checkout. 7am-9pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholekidsfoundation.org / saladbars2schools.org GLUTEN FREE WEDNESDAYS - Wed, Sep 12. A gluten-free event that includes a cooking demo, product samples and special giveaways. Free. 4pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui
TICKETS ON SALE MAUI GO RED FOR WOMEN AMBASSADOR 5K WALK - Sat, Sep 15. Raise awareness about the prevalence and severity of heart disease by participating in a non-competitive walk which takes place in conjunction with the Maui Tacos 5k Run. $20 pre-register, $25 day of event. 8-10am Whalers Village, (2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-244-7185; mauigoredforwomen.org; email@example.com 2ND ANNUAL MAUI JAZZ & BLUES FESTIVAL - Sat, Sep 15. Performances by Jimmy Cobb, Joe Louis Walker, Eric Marienthal, Javon Jackson, Camile Baudoin, Skip Martin, Corey Ledet, Brother Noland and John Keawe. $50 GA, $60 at door, $1,000 VIP tables for 10. 4:30-9pm Grand Wailea Resort and Spa, Oceanfront in the “Molokini Garden”, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); mauijazzandbluesfestival.com POWER UP COMEDY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW - Sat, Sep 15. Join the Power
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Envy Nightclub 9pm; $10 cover
355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011
DigiLuxe w/ DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover
BLUE LAGOON Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988
Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; no cover
COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908
DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299
DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669
HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010
The Vinyl Frontier w/ DJs Blast & Skinny Guy, 10pm, $5 before 11pm
Fred Schreuders 8:30-11:30pm; $5
Eric McFadden & His Hawaiian Trio, 10pm; $15
Wavetrain - Mark Johnstone & Friends, 10pm; $15
NFL Sunday Ticket
TUE - Howard Ahia & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover
Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover
Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover
Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover
Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover
MON - Peter D, 7:30-10pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:3010pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm
Rampage 10pm; no cover
Live Music 10pm; no cover
DJ Illz 10pm; no cover
Gina Martenilli 6pm; no cover
MON - Gomega, 10pm / TUE - House Shakers, 8pm / WED - Jukebox Party, 10pm
Quiz Night 7pm; no cover
Dance Party 10pm; no cover
Jarod 5:30pm; no cover
S.I.N. 10pm; no cover
MON - Dance Party / TUES - Big John WED - Kanoa (all sets 10pm; no cover)
Rampage 9pm-close; no cover
Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover
Rootz N Creation 9pm-close; no cover
Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover
MON - Karaoke, 8pm-close / TUE - Music videos w/ DJ Daizy, 9pm-close / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm-close (all sets no cover)
Inna Vision 10pm; $10
The Toasters 9pm; $20
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199
Up crew for its one year anniversary party with a comedy showcase and music by The Vince Esquire Band. $15 online, $20 at door. 8pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-8743779; powerupcomedy.com 42ND ANNUAL MAUI MARATHON & HALFMARATHON - Sun, Sep 16. Bus departure for full marathon at 3:30am; last bus leaves at 4:14am. Marathon starts at 5:30am at Queen Kaahumanu Center, and half-marathon at 5:30am at Whalers Village. See website for details. $45$160. mauimarathonhawaii.com MAYOR ALAN ARAKAWA’S BIRTHDAY BASH - Thu, Sep 20. A fundraising event for the Friends of Alan Arakawa. Entertainment includes music by Ekolu and rock legend Mick Fleetwood and his Island Rumours Band. $20 per person (includes buffet dinner). 5:30-8:30pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-244-6042; arakawa2014. com; firstname.lastname@example.org RED STAR MUSIC FESTIVAL - Fri, Sep 21. BAMP Project, Hawaii’s premier concert production company and Heineken present the Red Star Music Festival starring Rebelution, Collie Buddz and The Grouch (from Living Legends). All ages. $35 GA, $80 VIP (in advance plus applicable fees). 6-11pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org STELLA SUPPER CLUB WITH ANUHEA - Fri, Sep 21 and Sat, Sep 22. A 4-course dinner and show featuring music by Anuhea. $60 dinner & show; $30 show only. 6-9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com
EVENTS THURSDAY, SEP 6 TALK STORY THURSDAYS: DR. FERN DUVALL East Maui Watershed Partnership hosts Wildlife Biologist for the State of Hawai’i, Dr. Fern Duvall. Free. 6pm Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com
MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover
DJ Sweet Beets 10pm; no cover
HARD ROCK CAFE ISANA
MON - DJ Skinny Guy / TUE - Toxic Tuesdays w/ DJ TRVR / WED - DJ Del Sol and DJ CIA (all sets 10pm; no cover)
Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover
1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085
Ultra w/ DJ CIA 10pm; no cover
Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; no cover
Sunrize Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka 10pm; no cover
WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)
Ladies Night 10pm-close; no cover
Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900
CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL
Get Your Sexy On w/ DJ Skinny Guy 10pm; no cover
DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover
Sam Ahia 7-9:30pm; no cover
MON - Dave Caroll / TUE - Jordan Cuddy / WED - Ekolu Kalama (all sets 7pm; no cover) TUE - Willie K and The Warehouse Blues Band, 9pm; $10 / WED - Ladies Night - Fast Forward w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm
WED - Karaoke
60’S FRENCH POP NIGHT - See picks on p. 25 for info. No cover. 9pm South Shore Tiki Lounge, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444; southshoretikilounge.com
FRIDAY, SEP 7 OPENING RECEPTION OF “THE AFTERMATH OF FUKUSHIMA” BY GONZO AND PHOTOGRAPHY BY VOLCAN - See picks on p. 25 for info. Free. 11am-4pm Northshore Art and Frame, (2080 Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-298-5034 MAUI MUSICAL JAM - Live Jazz & Blues in honor of the Annual Maui Jazz & Blues Festival. Free. 12-2pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui JIM LOOMIS BOOK SIGNING - Author and Maui icon Jim Loomis will be signing copies of his new book, Tales & Flukes from Life in the Trees. Works by artist John Severson, whose painting “Life in the Trees” graces the book cover, will also be on display in the gallery. Refreshments will be served. Free; call to RSVP. 6-8pm Puka Puka, (43 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808572-1804; savingthecosmostiltuesday.com FUKUSHIMA HULA GIRLS FILM SCREENING - As part of the festivities for Ku Mai Ka Hula 2012, MACC presents the documentary film, Fukushima Hula Girls. The story “revolves around the efforts of the hula performers from Spa Resort Hawaiians in Fukushima as they tour the country to persuade their fellow citizens to visit the resort, even as the region struggles towards recovery after the Great East Japan Earthquake and Tsunami.” Free. 7:3010pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org HAWAIIAN HISTORY EVENING - A presentation by award-winning author Jill Engledow about how an American sea captain’s evil deeds helped to establish the royal Kamahameha Dynasty. The evening also includes Hawaiian music and light refreshments. $10 donation per person is requested. Call or go online for reservations. 5-7pm Story of Hawaii Museum, (Maalaea Shops near the Maui Ocean Center); 808-242-6938; storyofhawaiimuseum.com
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JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787
JAY’S PLACE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699
KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711
KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover
L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888
LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629
MON - Farzad & Mike Madden / TUE Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pm-close; no cover)
Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover
WED - The Whiskey Pimps, 10pm-close; no cover
Kawika 7pm; no cover
Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover
Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover
John Grover 7pm; no cover
MON - That’s What I’m Talking About TUE - Da Ha-y-ans / WED - Herb Anderson (all sets 7pm; no cover)
1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover
Nuff Sedd 9-11pm; no cover
1810 8-10pm; no cover
Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6:30pm
MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (all sets no cover)
Karaoke & Dancing 9:30-close; no cover
Karaoke & Dancing 9:30-close; no cover
136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655
Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover
Jordan Tolentino 10pm-close; no cover
KOBE STEAKHOUSE LAHAINA CAFE
Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover
Free Karaoke w/ Danny DJ 10pm-12am; no cover Free Karaoke/Pool
MON - Trivia Night w/ John, 7-9pm / TUE - Open Mic w/ Kenny, 10pm-12am / WED Megatouch Game Day w/ Katie, 7-9pm
Pool Tournament 7-9pm Free Pool
Live Music 7-9:30pm; no cover
MON - Free Pool / TUE - Free Karaoke/Pool WED - Free Pool
Live Music 7-9:30pm; no cover
MON - Open Mic Night, 6-10pm; no cover (sign up starts at 5pm)
Sounds of Addiction 10pm-close; $5
Jazz All Stars, 7-10pm DJ Benjamin Jay, 10pm; $5
Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808
Karaoke Night 10:30pm; no cover
Latin Night w/ DJ Danny 10pm; $10
DJs Big Mike and Money Mike in the Mix, 10pm, $10
Ranga Pae, 6-9pm
Ranga Pae, 6-9pm
Ranga Pae, 6-9pm
Ranga Pae, 6-9pm
MON - The Benoits / TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae (all sets 6-9pm)
Murray Thorne 6:30-8:30pm; no cover
Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover
The Celtic Tigers w/ Bagpiper Roger McKinely 6:30-9:30pm; no cover
MON - Joel Katz, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover / TUE - Brenton Keith, 7-8pm; no cover WED - TBA, 6:30-8:30pm
Live Latin Music w/ Nieto & Barbara, 7:30pm; no cover
Bottoms Up Fridays w/ NLE, 10pm; no cover
Live Music w/ Hot Rain 10pm; $10 cover
888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288
LULU’S LAHAINA 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400
MOANA BAKERY & CAFE 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2414
SATURDAY, SEP 8 RONALD MCDONALD HOUSE 25TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION - Event activities include keiki face painting, glitter tattoos, coloring, balloon decoration, and an appearance by Ronald McDonald. Music by Kaniala Masoe, Josh Tatofi, and Ekolu Kalama. Free. 10am-2pm Center Court, Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com YOUTH SWING DANCE - Chris & Alison of Maui Jitterbugs bring their world class dance experience to Maui for a new youth swing dance. This event is open to all 7th-12th graders, and includes door prizes and dance contests. $5 includes lesson and refreshments. 7-9pm Hope Chapel, (300 Welakahao Road, Kihei); mauijitterbugs.com
SUNDAY, SEP 9 MASS SPAY/NEUTER CLINIC FOR CATS - The SPCA will conduct a high volume low-cost spay/neuter clinic for all cats (pet, community or feral). Drop-offs will be staged between 8-10am with cats being ready to go home between 1-4pm. All cats must be in individual hard sided carriers or traps. Per the SNAP program, clients are asked to pay what they can. A Central Maui location TBD, 808-280-0738; spcamaui.org; email@example.com SHARKY’S ANNUAL CHICKEN WING EATING COMPETITION - See picks on p. 25 for info. Free entry. 7am-9pm Sharky’s, (41 E. Lipoa, Kihei); 808-874-5115
WEDNESDAY, SEP 12 WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring Hawaiian steel guitar with Joel Katz in the lower courtyard and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. @ShopsAtWailea on Twit-
TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm WED - Kenny Roberts, 6-9pm; no cover
Benoit Jazz Works 7-9pm; no cover
ter. Free. 6:30-8pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com
DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI 100WINES - Fri, Beau 8-10pm. (Lahaina Gateway Center, 325 Keawe St. #105); 808-661-6181. CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937. CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm; Wed, Ekolu Kalama 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Sam Ahia 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988. COOL CAT CAFE - Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter deAquino 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908. DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900. HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Evan Shulman 5-8pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400. HULA GRILL - Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Mon, Armadillo &
Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Tue, Jarrett Roback & Junior Lacuesta 1:30pm; Tue, Damon & Danyel Alana 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku & Peter DeAquino 6:30pm; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Kulewa 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika, Roy & Albert 6:30pm; Sat, Ron, Ikaika & Damon 1:30pm; Sat, Derick & Damon 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian Trio 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808-667-6636. JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai); 808-667-0787. KIMO’S - Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm; Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Nuff Sedd 9-11pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Sun, Benny Uyetake and Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Mon, Benny Uyetake and Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811. LAHAINA CAFE - Fri, Alex L Calma 7-9pm. (843 Wainee St., Unit 1 & 2); 808-667-6655. LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St.); 808-661-0700. LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J); 808-661-4495.
LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-667-1200. LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Fri, Justin Phillips 6:309:30pm; Sat, Ben DeLeon 6:30-9:30pm; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808. MERRIMAN’S - Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:308:30pm; Mon, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400. PARADISE GRILL - Tue, JD & Harry 6-8pm; Thu, Mark Johnson & John Zangrande 6-9pm; Fri, Teri Garrison 6-8pm; Sat, JD & Harry 6-8pm; Sun, Hawaiian Music Night 6-8pm; Mon, Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos 6-9pm. (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700. PINEAPPLE GRILL - Sat, Jazz on the Green 7-10pm; Fri, Jawaiian Music 7-10pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600. PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, JD on the Rocks 5-8pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 5:30-8:30pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881. RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-669-8889. RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815. SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Sat, Coelho Morrison 7-9pm; Sun, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm. (5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-669-1500.
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PARADISE GRILL 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Lahaina - 662-3700
Mark Johnson & John Zangrande, 6-9pm
Teri Garrison, 6-8pm Live music or DJ, 10pm
Hawaiian Music 6-8pm
WED - Open Mic Night, 9:30pm; no cover
4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina - 669-8889
SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286
SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116, Kihei - 879-0004
SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Un-corked & Unplugged 10pm-1am; no cover
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
60’s French Pop Night w/ Djs Cudra Clover & Toben 9pm; no cover
DJ Gemini & DJ Ynot 10pm; no cover
DJ LX 10pm-close; no cover
SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206
STELLA BLUES CAFE 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380
R.S. SHARKY’S 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 874-6115
THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133
TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052
TIMBA 505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873
WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351
SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Mon, Toby Couture & John Michael 8pm; Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm; Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night: Old School 7:30pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011. BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm. (300 Maalaea Rd. #1M); 808-243-2286. BUZZ’S WHARF - Thu, Kanikapila Thursdays with Ikaika Blackburn & Friends (Special Outdoor Edition) 4-7:30pm. (390 Maalaea Boat Harbor Rd.); 808-244-5426. CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm; Sun, Mark Johnstone 6-9pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm. (555 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-879-2224.
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Kanoa 10pm-close; no cover
MON - DJ Salvo playing old school/hip hip TUE - DJ LX / WED - Ladies’ Night w/ DJ Decka (all sets 10pm; no cover)
Karaoke 4pm; no cover
WED - Roots N Reggae Night, 9pm; no cover
Fred Schreuders 7-9pm; $5
MON - Mike Finkewiecz, 4-6pm TUE - Tom Conway, 4-6pm / WED - Randall Rospond, 4-6pm (all sets no cover)
Live Music 5:30-7:30pm; no cover
WED - Brenton Keith & His Bag O’Tricks; 7pm; no cover
Jordan & Gordon 9pm-midnight; no cover
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MON - Lenny Castellanos & Mark Johnstone, 6-9pm / TUE - Gene & Shea, 6-9pm / WED Johnny Ringo w/ Mark D’Antonio,10pm-1am
Bike Night w/ Black Powder, 7pm; no cover
Kanekoa 8:30pm; no cover
Ah-Tim 4-6pm; no cover
Supper Club w/ Ekolu Kalama, 6-9pm; $60 dinner & show, $30 show
Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9pm-12am; no cover
Simply Twisted w/ Jaime Gallo, 9pm; $4
Karaoke/Family Night 6pm; no cover
Live Music & Dancing 8pm; no cover
Open Mic Night w/ Shaun Michael, 9pm; no cover
Glamity’s 70’s Themed Drag Show, 10pm; $15
Eric McFadden and his Hawaiian Trio, 10pm; $10
Louise Lambert 6:30pm; no cover
WED - The House Shakers 8:30pm, no cover
MON through WED- Karaoke
We Love Timba Fridays 9:45pm-2am; $10
Spun Out Saturdays 9:45pm-2am; $10
MON through WED - closed
Twisted Thursdays w/ Party Rock Krew 10pm; no cover
Forbidden Fridays w/ Party Rock Krew 10pm; no cover
Free Karaoke 9pm; no cover
Free Karaoke 9pm; no cover
MON - Free Karaoke, 9pm / TUE - Free Karaoke, 9pm / WED - Singles’ Night w/ X-Klusive Sounds Productions, 10pm (All sets no cover)
Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9pm-12am; no cover
DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martenilli 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd. # 314); 808-874-9299.
PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.
MAIN STREET BISTRO - Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom 6:30-9:30pm. (2051 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-6816.
DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sat, Jarod 5:30pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.
SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm; Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm; Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4-6pm; Mon, Kanoa 4-6pm. (Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.
WAILUKU COFFEE COMPANY - Fri, Live music 5-7pm. (28 N. Market St., Wailuku)
HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Junior Lacuesta 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E); 808-891-8010. JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Piikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464. KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Island favorites with Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Girls Night Out with Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Music by Rama 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860. MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Tue, Kilohana 6:308:30pm; Wed, Jarret & Wilson 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Wolf 3-5pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:308:30pm; Sat, Barefoot Minded 3-5pm; Sat, Erin Smith 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 3-5pm; Sun, Kilohana 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Ron & Tarvin 6:30-8:30pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl., Unit B-201); 808-891-2322. MONSOON INDIA - Sat, Cambria Moss & Ricardo Dioso 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, The Hula Honeys 5:30-8:30pm. (760 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-4555. MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Murray Thorne 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Sebrina Barron 6:308:30pm; Sat, TBA 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers w/ Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, Joel Katz 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks 7-8pm; Wed, TBA 6:30-8:30pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.
STELLA BLUES CAFE - Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779. TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Live Music - Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30pm. (2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112); 808-875-2910. THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm. (Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080. THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Thu, Fri & Sat, Acoustic with Chad Kaya 5-8pm; Sun, Louise Lambert 6:30-9pm; Every Sun, Mon & Wed, Hawaiian Music 5-8pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI CAFE DES AMIS - Thu, Joe Conte 6:308:30pm; Sat, Live Argentinian music 6:308:30pm; Wed, Mark Johnstone 6:30-8:30pm. (42 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-6323. CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON Tue, Howard Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085. FATBURGER - Sat, Guitar with Benny Uyetake & Robbie Ray 11:30am-2pm; Fri, Guitar with Benny Uyetake & Robbie Ray 5:30-8pm. (55 Pukalani Street); 808-573-2159. FLATBREAD COMPANY - Thu, Randall Rospond 5:30-8pm. (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989. HANA HOU CAFE - Tue, Hipnautical 6-9pm. (810 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-2661. LILIKOI GRILL RESTAURANT & WINE BAR - Every Thu & Sat, Live Music 7-9:30pm. (810 Kokomo Road, Suite 186, Haiku); 808-575-2629.
TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE Wed, Merv Oana 5:30-9:30pm; Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9:30pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-9983.
MAKAWAO STEAK HOUSE - Sat, Live music w/ Randall Rospond (in the lounge next to the fireplace) 5:30-8:30pm. (3612 Baldwin Ave.); 808-572-8711.
NORTHSHORE CAFE - Fri, Makana 7-9pm; Tue, Ryan - Keyboards from Brooklyn 7-9pm. (824 Kokomo Rd., Haiku); 808-575-2770.
CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:308pm; Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8pm. (1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului); 808-877-0073.
MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Thu, Benoit Jazz Works 7-9pm. (71 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-9999.
PAIA BAY CAFE - Sun, Hawaiian Steel Guitar w/ Joel Katz 9-11am. (43 Hana Hwy.); 808-579-3111.
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Sign Language BY CAERIEL CRESTIN VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) You dream you meet your soul mate, who turns out to be a duck. As he cocks his head to allow first one beady eye, then the other, to gaze longingly into your dewy pair, you listen to his tales of the Fowl Revolution. The moment you fervently swear allegiance to his cause you awaken, but the memory of his beaky kiss still lingers. Ducky’s gone, but you still want to honor those feelings (let’s face it: this dream is the closest thing to a “soul-mate” you’ve got going on). Perhaps you could swear off eggs, or make a ritual of bringing stale bread to the park. Do something, anyway—if you can’t even make a token gesture in the name of a dream of true love, how can you hope to make the sacrifices demanded by the real thing? LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Believe me, I want to be in coast mode, too. But you’ve got to spend some time in overachiever mode so you can rack up accomplishments to feel proud about when you’re doing the slacker social thing. So let your popularity slide—this isn’t high school, after all. If this were high school you’d be busy accumulating straight As, awards in debate club, football, and the lead in the school play. So who has time to be the most popular girl in school? Get shit done instead— you’ll have time to rule the In Crowd later. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Not everyone can muster up the intensity your sign is infamous for. Sure, it can intimidate some people, or freak them out, or simply repulse them—but it must be respected for what it is. It’s sad whenever I see a potentially lethal Scorpion trying to be cute and harmless. It’s like a vicious, stinging insect trying to masquerade as a fluffy bunny rabbit. It just doesn’t work. Hello, we can see all your sharp, venomous points sticking out. Erase “bouncy, fuzzy, and adorable” from your list of self-descriptions this week. And if you must have those adjectives in your life somehow, there are plenty of perky, sweet, and infernally cute people who love cuddling with snakes—the more poisonous or powerful, the better. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Villains are often misunderstood. In Wicked, a chronicle of the underrated and over-feared “Wicked Witch of the West,” Elpheba’s sad story is told—how she fought against the evil, deceitful, and oppressive usurper (known as “The Wizard of Oz”) and was a champion of Animal (the talking kind) rights, only to be destroyed by poor, ignorant Dorothy, who swallowed the wizard’s slanderous propaganda hook, line, and sinker. What didn’t work for the witch will work for you, though. In fact, you should hope for some good old-fashioned slander—it’ll distract folks from the real issues at hand and leave you free to do some real good. Meanwhile, don’t worry about being perceived as the bad guy— they get laid more often, anyway. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) You’re the stubborn sort who keeps trying to fit the square peg into the round hole, despite repeated failed attempts. That’s very Goat-like of you: keep butting your head at something until it gets the hell out of your way. Sure, you could keep shoving that cube into the circle with some kind of counterintuitive logic—eventually you might be able to wedge your block through. Simple, but not the easiest or most elegant solution. Instead, you could whip out that handy pocketknife you’re always showing off and use it to whittle your right-angle problem (even if it’s something intangible, like your ego) until it’s just the right shape and size to slide smoothly into the hole you’ve been aiming for all along. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Darien fruit looks like a bizarre cross between a pineapple and The Thing, and it’s supposed to improve your virility. The flavor (it’s like eating blue cheese with a raspberry torte in a public bathroom) leaves a lot to be desired, though. Much of what you enjoy this week may be in the genres of sashimi, liver or lima beans: acquired tastes. Since you’re going to be forced to “sit at the table until it’s all gone,” why not learn to like
whatever’s being forced down your throat? Not what I’d usually advise, but in this case it is good for you— better than almost anything else, in fact.
QUIZunderstood ANSWERS ...to questions from page 4
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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) I dreamt I had a sentient robot friend with a fetish for shiny trinkets and sweet pastries. Sometimes, he took the form of a clunky, clumsy, R2-D2-like wheeled machine that everyone condescendingly loved. Otherwise, he appeared indistinguishable from a charming, friendly, human jock. Most people feared and distrusted this latter form. I was confused; after all, the same wonderful soul animated both shapes. I thought of you and your wonderful preference for the new, the odd, and the unique. This week, though, reconsider the familiar—lurking beneath the surface of what you think you know is something stranger and more fabulous than you ever imagined. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Patience is something that’s very hard for you Rams to come by, and yet it’s a more precious commodity than gold or dollars this week. There are some things that just can’t be rushed, even if you throw a Bill Gates-worthy fortune at them, like grief, love, or building trust (especially once trust has been broken). So only a serene willingness to simply wait will spare you the virtually limitless frustration and angst you’d suffer otherwise as you tried, in vain, to move the process along. Instead of seething about it, try, dear Aries, to embrace it.
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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Okay, it’s been a while since you’ve seen Cloud Nine, or even Clouds Four, Five, or Six. By now, you’ve completely forgotten what it feels like to be totally crashed out, in bliss, with your lover, best friend or dog. Summer’s winding down, though, and the cooling winds of autumn are resurrecting those good feelings, warming you from your over air-conditioned state, and venturing over to skies near you. Fall can be depressing for a summer-loving sign like those Leos, but it also seems to produce some very horny, happy and highly magnetic Taureans. Cool. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Sometimes you wish they’d leave you alone. But they’re your friends, and they’re used to letting themselves into your house. They know where you hide your key. They habitually raid your fridge, use your shampoo, and take dates to your bedroom when you’re out of town. Don’t freak out, though. You can set boundaries, you know. But don’t cut them off completely. You’re lucky, if only you’ll realize it; every skin cell in your loofah and lip print on your cups is one more bit of evidence that wants to tell you: you are loved. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) At last! The teeter-totter nature of the past few weeks is finally settling to an uneasy equilibrium. Whew! One week, you were checking your voicemail every five minutes, and counting down minutes until the next party. The next, you were deleting all your messages without listening to them and holing up by yourself with a stack of movies and a gallon of ice cream. Finally, the long sought-after and craved balance is here. Don’t feel obligated to adhere to one of your more extreme patterns (like those I just mentioned), out of habit—not when a more stable equilibrium is just around the corner. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) You’re like a hot coal, burning sullenly, a dull red glow emanating from you everywhere you go. It’s not exactly the cozy warmth of a Cancer on a good day, or the searing dragon-blasts from exuberant Aries. It’s more the kind of thing you want to toast marshmallows over, or use to warm your feet from a safe distance. That kind of stubbornly persistent heat may not seem as immediately useful as other types of fire, but in fact it’s arguably the most practical—your kind of steady, consistent warmth is perfect for heating a house, or baking a cake. If that’s not good enough, just remember—all it takes is a brisk stir and a little breeze and your smoldering glow will spring into flame.
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