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Contents VOLUME 16 + ISSUE 10

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Al Fukuyama is, by all accounts I’ve read, a great guy to have in the community. He’s a lifelong Hawaii resident, has what political candidates like to call “extensive private sector experience” and volunteers his time to organizations like Community Work Day and Big Brothers, Big Sisters. He’s just not a politician. He ran for the Maui County Council West Maui seat twice before, lost both times, then moved to Kahului to care for his aging mother and decided to run for termed-out Councilmember Joe Pontanilla’s seat. He has very little by way of campaign contributions and way too many bland, cliched assertions about what he’d do if elected (“My priority will always be making decisions for the betterment of Maui County’s long-term future,” he said in a November 2011 Maui Now story, as though other candidates openly call for Maui’s cataclysmic destruction).


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BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO planning hearing on the thing. So... yeah. And that would normally be the end of the story, except County Communications Director Rod Antone says the parking garage may come back as part of a new start-up incubator for the tech crowd that likes to windsurf and play on Maui. "We're hoping Wailuku will be a place where they can work," Antone told me. "We're trying to get federal money for an incubator/garage. We want this to be more than a parking garage."

JUSTICE FOR NA WAI ‘EHA STREAM FLOWS? This week’s cover story deals with the Hawaii Supreme Court from a generation ago, and the brave, often lonely fight for justice waged by the late Justice Edward Nakamura, so it was quite nice to read late last week that the current justices still seem committed to protecting those of us who don’t happen to run major agricultural conglomerates. Or at least, they were on Aug. 15 when they unanimously ruled that the state Commission on Water Resource Management hadn’t done a very good job of management back in 2010. The issue then, and now, dealt with how much water from the four Na Wai ‘Eha streams–‘Iao, Waiehu, Waihe‘e and Waikapu–goes to the sugar giants Wailuku Water Co. and Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar (HC&S) and how much goes to small families, taro farmers or just stays in the stream and flows all the way to the ocean. In 2010, the commission ruled that only a third of the stream water would be restored, which basically gave Wailuku Water and HC&S what they wanted and shanked the individuals and families whose reliance on that water predates the grand-scale cultivation of sugar in Hawaii. “The court found that the water commission’s June 2010 decision to restore little or none of the stream flows currently diverted by two private companies was lacking on every key point,” said an Aug. 16 press release from Isaac Mori-

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NO PARKING IN WAILUKU? It’s been on, then off, then back on again and now it seems it’s off again, though it may come back on... again... sometime... maybe. It’s the proposed Wailuku Municipal Parking Structure, people, and though county planners were touting it as a done-deal barely a year ago, that project is now deader than former South Maui state Representative Joe Bertram’s political career. Seriously, they’ve been planning this thing for years, which was supposed to replace the current 210-space Wailuku Municipal Parking Lot with a 426-space parking garage. In fact, the county has already spent about $1.2 million of federal money on designs (of course, with the federal debt running at close to $16 trillion, $1.2 million is couch change). And now it’s no more. “There are no funds available for construction right now, and I don’t see in the foreseeable future that coming through,” Maui County Public Works Director David Goode (who used to be a land developer and Public Works Director under previous administrations) said in the Aug. 18 Maui News. For those of us who haven’t successfully incorporated public transportation into our lives, the parking lot is a sad fact of life. Originally built on land the County of Maui seized through eminent domain, the current Wailuku lot fills up every weekday before 8am with cars mostly belonging to county employees (MauiTime rents office space in a building that borders the parking lot). During most days, Maui Police Officer Keith Taguma rumbles through the lot on his new Harley-Davidson Motor Trike, chalking tires and writing tickets that impose greater fines than those incurred by parking more than two

hours on nearby streets. Seriously, think about that last paragraph a moment. A County of Maui police officer gives out an insane number of parking tickets every day to County of Maui employees who work for and with the people trying to develop a larger parking garage in Wailuku. And this has gone on, without interruption, for years. “[W]hoever has control over that lot has the moral obligation to do what’s best for the public’s interest,” then-Maui Redevelopment Agency (MRA) Vice Chairman Lloyd Poelman said six years ago, at a June 21, 2006 MRA hearing on–you guessed it!–proposals to develop the Wailuku lot into a parking garage. And I didn’t even mention the insanity of building a parking garage on the site of the only really accessible parking lot in town. Where the people who currently use the park were supposed to park during the year and a half of construction (assuming all goes well) was the biggest unanswered question at every

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wake of Earthjustice, John Duey of Hui o Na Wai ‘Eha and Irene Bowie of Maui Tomorrow. “The court ruled the commission failed to give proper consideration to Native Hawaiians’ and the public’s rights to flowing streams. The court also ruled the commission needed to further pursue available alternatives to draining the streams such as using nonpotable wells and recycled wastewater and eliminating waste.” Of course, this is one of those process victories that merely sets up a new fight. Now, as the Aug. 19 Maui News reported, the commission will have to go back to come up with a new stream diversion plan, but it may not break in Earthjustice, et al’s favor. “The amount of water re-

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turned to the streams could be higher or even lower, but either way, [new commission member Jonathan] Starr said that people with appurtenant water rights will have first dibs.” And that includes people with “traditional land practice claims dating back to the monarchy days.” When all this shakes out is impossible to say. Still, the court decision has plaintiffs nearly giddy with anticipation. “When I look at ‘Iao and Waikapu Streams, they’re bone-dry, nothing but skeletal remains,” said Rose Marie Ho‘oululahui Lindsey Duey of Hui o Na Wai ‘Eha in the Aug. 16 press release. “The supreme court’s decision restores my hope that the law stands for something, and that each of Na Wai ‘Eha’s four streams will flow like justice from mauka [mountain] to makai [ocean].” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1610n1

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GOT CROWDFUNDING? Need some scratch for your community project? FundaGeek (FundaGeek.com) wants to be your source for crowd-sourcing funds on the Internet. Sites like Indie Go Go and Kickstarter are getting more familiar every day with successful crowdfunding of projects and creative products from idea to fruition linking clicks, credit cards and PayPal accounts. FundaGeek was launched with the same basic idea, but its goal is to help community ventures, research projects and inventions. “Unlike other crowd-funding sites that run projects on the ‘all or nothing’ concept (only receiving the pledges made if your goal amount is reached or exceeded by the end of your campaign period) we only apply that rule to ‘commercial’ projects,” says Cary Harwin, FundaGeek’s president and co-founder. “Projects that are ‘research’ or ‘community support’ receive all the pledges they acquire at

preneurs. Next he founded his first software publishing company in 1982, and in the early 1990s wrote and self-published two books on online marketing. By 1995, Harwin co-founded his current software publishing company, Catalyst Development (catalyst.com) which he still runs. In 2010, he co-founded FundaGeek, LLC with Daniel D. Gutierrez, the CEO. “My partner and I have been consulting in technology for over 30 years each and I’ve assisted entrepreneurs trying to fund their ideas for decades and over the last 15 years I’ve volunteered serving as president and chairman of several public charities,” says Harwin. “In all of these experiences I’ve been continually frustrated by the difficulty in obtaining needed funds for these activities. When I discovered the concept of crowd-funding back in the summer of 2010, I was astounded. I recognized how this new funding concept was another example of how the Internet is creatively being used to solve

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the end of their campaign period even if it’s less than their goal amounts.” FundaGeek has three “Industry Specific Portals” which provide targeted information to crowd-funding for that industry. The first three portals that have been launched are for Inventors, Scientific Research and Community Support. They are presently building one for Software Development. The company also aims to provide users with the tools to make their campaign successful, assisting with marketing resources, sending campaign coaching, emailing reminders and helping to set up your project. Public libraries, high schools, senior groups, historical societies and community organizations could all benefit. Areas of community support might be construction projects, facilities support, environmental projects, outreach, public awareness, education, transportation, beautification and/or well being. In the 1960s and 70s, Harwin says he founded and ran a national business management firm assisting hundreds of entre-

longtime problems that heretofore never had a solution. We became very excited at the thought of making this available to people all around the world.” One of the more compelling features of FundaGeek is there are no upfront costs. You can build and post a project and run a campaign with little financial risk. If your project fails and no pledges are collected, there is no fee for your attempt. The standard fee is five percent of the pledges that you do receive for a successful project. If you opt for premium marketing resources, the charges are nine percent of pledges successfully received. And all funds collected and transferred by PayPal are subject to their 2.9 percent fees. Harwin says that, so far, several college undergraduates have successfully funded research programs and entrepreneurs have acquired seed money for the projects. There is a Miracle League Sports Fields for challenged children that has an exciting project in the community support

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portal, too. Harwin adds that capturing social media with the campaigns helps the projects grow exponentially. “Community support is an expansive area that often involves projects on very tight budgets,” says Gutierrez. “As a byproduct of a crowd-funding campaign, there is a huge benefit of expanded, positive, public awareness for your organization or specific project being promoting. FundaGeek hopes to make a difference.”

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MAUI HIGH CURRENTLY TOPS IN MOBI PCS CAMPAIGN

The Maui Fair is looking for businesses that want to showcase their products and services at the 90th county fair. The Maui Fair has been an island tradition since 1916 as an alcohol-free, family-oriented event. Entertainment includes multicultural food booths, art exhibits, horticulture, livestock, homemaking and photography competitions and displays and the EK Fernandez Joy Zone. With anticipated attendance of nearly 100,000, it’s an excellent opportunity to feature your business and products. To be an exhibitor in the Hawaii product and Services Tent, email a photo of your product and your information to sherri@ mauifair.com. After review and approval a packet will be sent to you. Applications for Commercial Exhibits are taken via applications online at www. Mauifair.com. These spaces are confirmed on a first-come, first-served basis. ■

Every high school in our state could use some extra money, and Mobi PCS is capitalizing on this idea with a new “Gear Up and Give Back” campaign designed to get students in the store voting for their schools. The school with the most votes by 9pm on Aug. 31 will win $10,000. Second and third place winners will get $5,000 each. The big surprise is that as of now, outer island schools are winning: Maui High School is at the top, joined by Hilo Intermediate next and Waikea Elementary. Castle High School from Oahu is fourth. Mobi PCS started the campaign on July 19. The company is Hawaii’s only locally based mobile and wireless service provider, with nine retails sales locations on Oahu, two on Hawaii and one at the Queen Ka’ahumanu Center in Kahului. The company also has 30 authorized dealers across the state. “Mobi’s Gear Up and Give Back pro-

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PEOPLE WITH TOO MUCH MONEY The dogs could not care less, but the luxury doghouse market is thriving, according to a June New York Times report. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Many of them have carpeting, heating and air-conditioning, indoor and outdoor lighting, elaborate... entertainment systems,â&#x20AC;? wrote the Times, and some even have solar panels. But, said one owner, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Maggieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s never been in [hers]. Sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a house dog.â&#x20AC;? Although Walmart.com offers upscale houses for $4,400 to $4,600, the more tony ones can go for more than $25,000. Top-shelf interior designers have created dog beds suspended from the ceiling and houses in which the music kicks on only as the dog enters (meaning that it almost never kicks on). â&#x2013;  chuck@mauitime.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1610n3


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ot long ago a local attorney told me that during Judge Richard Pollack’s recent swearing-in to the Hawaii Supreme Court, Pollack wore a robe that had earlier been worn by the late Justice Edward Nakamura. Not often spoken of today, Nakamura was a giant in Hawaii’s post-war labor and legal history. A powerful attorney and lobbyist for the International Longshore and Warehouse Union (ILWU) in Honolulu, Nakamura eventually found himself appointed to the Hawaii Supreme Court. He’s also the subject of a new biography from Tom Coffman, the former Honolulu Star-Bulletin reporter who’s written detailed and immensely readable history books like Nation Within, a sprawling 2009 work that thoroughly eviscerated the white missionaries–and their American military and political supporters–who toppled Queen Liliuokalani’s government in the 1890s. The new book, titled I Respectfully Dissent, discusses Nakamura’s stint in the 522nd Artillery Battalion (part of the famed 442nd Regimental Combat Team) during World War II, his time as a dedicated labor lawyer for the ILWU and his 10-year-term on the Hawaii Supreme Court in the 1970s and ‘80s, where he was known more for principled dissent than for majority opinions. Nakamura’s life was never easy. Being a young labor lawyer in 1950s Honolulu brought inevitable whispers of communist sympathy, but Coffman makes clear that Nakamura never strayed from working on behalf of working people or his own principles. While others from his law classes were racking up huge hourly rates, Nakamura was nearly as poorly paid as the laborers he represented–a product of his view that attorneys shouldn’t live better than their clients. It was often lonely, and Nakamura’s toughest fight came near the end of his life, when he worked hard to separate the Hawaii Supreme Court from its old ties to the powerful Bishop Estate, which he had long considered a terrible conflict of interest. Nakamura died in 1997 after a heart attack. He was 74. “His tenure on the Hawai‘i Supreme Court helped create a body of common law for a democratic, progressive, and liberal state on equal footing with the rest of the United States,” wrote Wailuku attorney Ben Lowenthal in an essay on Nakamura’s judicial philosophy that appears as the book’s concluding chapter. “His opinions have taught me to be sensitive to our state’s independent constitution and our relatively new common law.” On Aug. 17, I spoke to Coffman by phone: MAUITIME: Your most recent book was Nation Within, which I thought was very different than I Respectfully Dissent. Why write about Edward Nakamura? TOM COFFMAN: It was a commissioned biography, but my answer goes beyond that. I was a political reporter at the capitol during this whole period. I started in 1968 and found it very intensely interesting. I knew Nakamura–not well, but he had a great reputation, though it was very

understated. He fell equidistantly between [former Hawaii Governor] Jack Burns and [former ILWU leader] Jack Hall, the gigantic figures of that period. MT: What do you think was Nakamura’s legacy? TC: I was at a book launch event last night that was interesting. There were a lot of public interest lawyers and a lot of law school representation. There were a few jurists, like Judge Dan Foley. He’s still an inspirational figure for public interest law. MT: That’s interesting, because in the book you talk about how near the end of his life Nakamura was basically lamenting the fact that young lawyers weren’t going into labor law like he did. TC: I think that’s still the case. I see middle-aged public interest law people. I don’t see any young labor lawyers. It’s too much to hope for, but maybe the existence of this book will strengthen public interest law at law schools. Books don’t generally lead people to any specific action, but in this case, maybe it will. MT: What do you think was Nakamura’s greatest achievement? TC: The passage of the ILWU labor program in the late 1960s, early 1970s. He calmly kept his head and kept his eye on getting results. He worked his way through the back-biting and factionalism and finally saw it through. And in that, his biggest victory was prepaid health care. MT: Which is fascinating because it turned out to be a detriment to the union, since now everyone in the state–not just union members–had health care. TC: That did happen. It was not the way you’d think it would turn out. But I think it reflected great credit on the ILWU and on Nakamura.

TC: I knew a lot about Nakamura before I ever decided to take on this project. He had no big flaws. He had an upstanding personal life and was selfless in his work life. He was always focused, industrious. He did engage in a lot of drinking after the war–I wrote about that.

egotism. You know what covering a capitol is like–an environment of egos and posturing. Nakamura had absolutely none of that. He was purposeful, not manipulative in any way and not full of himself. I think he was a little bit enthused by the give and take of a given day. That was his indulgence. There’s a little passage in the book about how he had access to the press box at the capitol.

MT: Now you knew Nakamura when you were a reporter. Did you come across anything during your research that surprised you?

MT: Yes, I thought that was odd, having previously covered the state capitol in Sacramento. To have a lobbyist in the press box was very unusual.

TC: A lot of the things I learned. But I knew he had a tremendous impact on labor law. I knew he was a well-respected jurist. I was surprised that he was a such a force behind the “Broken Trust” movement–that he was behind the separation of the Supreme Court from the Bishop Estate trustees. I did know that he had been very upset about the employee retirement system. Jim Dooley had written about it. There were really interesting stories about his retirement, most of which I stumbled onto.

TC: It was unusual, but showed the ILWU’s extraordinary leverage at the capitol. There was an unwritten understanding that he had access to the box even though he was a lobbyist. But he played his part by sitting quietly and back and being very courtly and gentlemanly in his behavior.

MT: Did you find anything questionable or distasteful about Nakamura in your research?

MT: What was it like dealing with Nakamura, who was an ILWU lobbyist at the time, when you were a reporter? TC: He was very charming, very soft spoken. There was no posturing and no

MT: How do you think the Supreme Court has changed since Nakamura’s time on the bench? TC: I’m not enough of a court observer to really answer that. But I do think that the Supreme Court was somewhat healed and strengthened by separating itself from the Bishop Estate and that was part of his legacy. He was really obsessed

with achieving that. I went to the Supreme Court recently and was impressed with the justices. I think it’s doing better than some of our other institutions. MT: Well, thank you very much. That was pretty much what I want to ask you. TC: Let me ask you something. You said Nation Within and I Respectfully Dissent were different books. I think they’re very similar. Why do you think they’re different? MT: Well, mainly in terms of tone. Nation Within is a brutal takedown of those who seized power from the Hawaiian Kingdom, whereas your book on Nakamura is a positive story about someone in power who was doing good. Nation Within was about bad guys, and I Respectfully Dissent was about a good guy. TC: That’s interesting. You know, I’m working on a book now about the World War II home front. Were people back then collaborators with the martial law government or were they heroes? The question of good guys and bad guys really gets garbled. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1610L

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three-day culinary event called Ka‘anapali Fresh. For the first time, 11 hotels and condominiums as well as restaurants, chefs and an oceanfront shopping center will combine with local farms and farmers, non-profits, local beer and spirits producers and culinary enthusiasts in one world class event. On Friday, Aug. 31, the event kicks off with “Progressive Ka‘anapali,” a progressive dinner that will feature the Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa, Hula Grill, Westin Maui Resort and Spa, Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas and Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa. Executive Chef Garret Fujieda of The Westin Maui Resort & Spa is co-chairing the event with Executive Chef Francois Milliet of The Westin Ka’anapali Ocean Resort Villas. “It’s a gathering of our community that showcases the partnerships we have with our local farmers and businesses,” Fujieda says. “When we talk about sustainability, this truly comes to life when you see the many hands that work together to bring it to life.” The philosophy is simple: island people love food, visitors love our island’s food, chefs love Maui agriculture and Ka‘anapali wants to showcase its amazing offerings. So Ka‘anapali Beach Resort Association created a culinary event that could rival preceding festivals and offer something new. “Ka‘anapali Beach Resort always wanted to present a culinary event,” says Shelley Kekuna, executive director of the Ka‘anapali Beach Resort Association. “When we wrapped up sponsorship of

the Senior Skins Golf Tournament, the opportunity became available for us to present our dream culinary event. The collaboration amongst the various partners came together based on long-term relationships and a common goal to showcase the best of the best in Ka‘anapali along side all the people we work with.” Collaboration with Maui County Farm Bureau (MCFB) was immediately in the works to highlight Maui agriculture alongside Ka‘anapali chefs who continue to feature more locally sourced food for their menus. On Saturday, Sept. 1, farmers will represent their products at the Maui Farmers Market at the Whaler’s Village. Participants include Lynn DeCoite of L&R Ranch, Geoff Haines of Pacific Produce LLC, Bill Mertens of Anuhea Farm, Chauncy Monden of Kula Country Farms, Jamie Shishido of J. Shishido Farm, Darren Strand and Rudy Balala of Maui Gold Pineapple Company, Fernando Treje of Treje Farm, Sylvestre Tumbaga of Syl’s Produce, Cheryl Vasconcellos of Hana Fresh, and Heidi and Tommy Watanabe of Watanabe Vegetable Processing, LLC. Later that day, the farmers will appear again at the Ka‘anapali Food and Wine Festival at 6pm where they will be paired with Ka‘anapali chefs and their ingredients. “The goal for MCFB is to honor the farmers and chefs for the choices they make every day to grow and source local,” says Warren K. Watanabe, the farm bureau’s executive director. “We also partner with Ka‘anapali Beach Resort because we want to educate the community about the interconnectedness between local agriculture and tourism. One cannot be successful without the other. Maui ag provides fresh, local and flavorful food and Maui ag supports tourism with beautiful landscapes that come from Continued on page 15

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managed agricultural lands, agri-tourism attractions, farmers markets and annual events such as Ka‘anapali Fresh. There’s also a local flower industry that supports Maui’s wedding market and landscape and nursery industry for hotels and golf courses.” The Farmers Market that starts at 7am on Saturday through 11am will be set up along the beach path fronting the shopping center. Highlights will include three chefs stations from Leilani’s on the Beach, Hula Grill and Maui Fish and Pasta. There will also be Maui Ag merchandise like canvas shopping bags and tees. Maui County Farm Bureau will also have reps there to talk about their Maui initiatives and ag programs for kids. You can also meet Roxanne Tiffin of Kula Fields who runs a subscription business that delivers fresh produce boxes to your home, condo or business. “We’re excited about the Grown on Maui Farmers Market on Saturday and the big Chef/ Farmers/Winery dinner Saturday night,” says Watanabe. “Maui farmers will be alongside

their chef and winery, and we’re excited to be presented as a trio. Saturday night features a silent auction featuring more than $30,000 in donations received, particularly one-of-akind hotel stays from Ka‘anapali Beach Resort hotels, agricultural tours from Maui County Farm Bureau members, and dinners, art, and ocean and land activities from businesses throughout Maui that support local ag.” Activities are an important component of Ka‘anapali Fresh and there will be tours and ocean activity bookings all weekend. Book your activities at Beach Activities of Maui and UFO Parasail and they will donate $10 of that activity to the Maui Food Bank. One of the activities Ka‘anapali Fresh is offering is a tour for $47 of the Ka‘anapali mountainside to see Ka‘anapali Coffee Farms to see the science and art of coffee bean processing on Saturday from 9 am to noon. Saturday’s anticipated gala Ka‘anapali Fresh Food and Wine Festival will treat attendees to an amazing culinary presentation. Starting at 6pm on the Royal Ka‘anapali Golf Course’s third green, Makana will be the opening act while attendees peruse chefs presentations like Hyatt Regency’s poached baby Hawaiian abalone with watercress nunomono and Kalbi-style wagyu flat iron steak with Waipoli greens salad and yuzu vinaigrette. Spyro Gyra headlines the live entertainment for the evening. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa’s new executive chef Greg Gaspar will feature “desserts themed from Ka‘anapali Coffee,” says Susan Havens, Director of Sales and Marketing for the resort. Some of their menu items for the evening will include Ka‘anapali Creme Brûlée and Maui Coffee Company Cheesecake. Sunday morning, Ka‘anapali Fresh has Maui’s most iconic brunch on its mind, with Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel’s chef Tom Muromoto in the limelight. Book reservations for the brunch at $42 for the event from 9am to 1pm that will feature veggies from Syl’s Produce with owners Sylvester and Natividad supporting the

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presentation. Sumner Erdman of Ulupalakua ranch will be there, highlighting his Ulupalakua raised lamb that will be at the rotisserie station. And mixologist Chandra Lam Lucariello of Southern Wine and Spirits will be on hand to help brunchers create their own signature Bloody Mary from Ocean Vodka and Old Lahaina Rum and fresh juices. “A truly great cocktail can only start with great ingredients,” Lucariello says. “I hope Sunday’s up and coming bar chefs will feel drawn to focus on fresh ingredients and think of themselves as artists.” For those interested in just mixology, Lucariello will host an interactive mixology lesson at Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas from 2pm to 4pm for $25. The Grand Finale of Ka‘anapali Fresh will be a Third Eye Blind concert at Royal Lahaina’s Beachside Lawn. There Maui Brewing Company will launch their Ka‘anapali Golden Ale paired with Chef Bernardo Salazar’s gourmet barbecue inspired gastropub dishes like fish tacos and BBQ pulled pork, sliders and flatbreads. Maui Brewing Co. is excited to be brewing one of their limited edition craft brews special for Ka‘anapali Fresh, and owner Garrett Marrero describes the ale as “a golden refreshing beer that is mildly sweet from the Belgian style yeast as well as the lilikoi and guava used in the brew.” Hula Grill Chef Christopher Schobel will present dishes at the progressive dinner, farmers market and the food and wine event. He’s excited to be working so

closely with all the farms. “I’m making closer connections to the food source and continuing to use more local product,” he says. “It’s now to the point that these farmers are growing stuff for our restaurant exclusively.” Schobel adds that he’s most excited about “the Sunday night BBQ featuring Third Eye Blind and enjoying the event while not working.” “There are so many reasons why we're doing Ka‘anapali Fresh,” says Kekuna. “One of our goals is to allow people to experience the diversity of Ka‘anapali Beach Resort and to meet, up close and personal, the people in frontand-behind the scenes who work hard everyday to create memorable experiences for Ka‘anapali visitors.” We also do this event because Ka‘anapali is a place where fun thrives, where people come together to have magical experiences. In addition, we do events such as Ka‘anapali Fresh to recognize our business partners and to give back to worthy organizations like Maui Food Bank and Maui County Farm Bureau.” You can reserve tickets by going to kaanapalifresh.com or call Ka‘anapali Beach Resort Association at 808-661-3271 for more information. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso

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SPAWNBREEZIE AT OCEANS – End your Thursday on a high note by heading over to Oceans Beach Bar & Grill in Kihei for a night of reggae, hip hop and island music from Spawnbreezie and local artists. Spawnbreezie describes his musical genre as “Island Hip Hop” and he hails from Independence, Missouri. You know, Missouri, the birthplace of reggae and island music. Spawnbreezie’s playing at Oceans along with Mele Pono, Josh Tatofi, Kalisi and Leylani this Thursday. Part of the night’s proceeds (and all proceeds from the raffle that will go on during the concert) will benefit Xander Munson, who has Medulloblastoma. Ages 21+. $20 presale, $25 at door. 10pm. Oceans Beach Bar & Grill (1819 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-2414.

PAIA FOURTH FRIDAY TOWN PARTY – Do you love Paia? Then show it by filling out the LOVE PAIA survey (which you can find online or in Paia stores) and voting for stuff like your “favorite place to people watch” and “best smelling store” in Paia. Answer all the questions and you’ll get entered to win a gift certificate to a Paia restaurant. Then come out and celebrate your Paia Town infatuation at Fourth Friday with live music, dining specials and shopping discounts. Irene Ryding will strum on electric harp at Grace Beauty, the Worrell Family Band will jam at Letarte and Lululemon will put on a fashion show/yoga and dance expo at Paia Bay Cafe. What’s not to love? Free. 5-8pm. Paia; mauifridays.com/paia; facebook.com/paiatown.

FRIDAY, AUG. 24 ALTO GRADO – Spice up your Friday night with some Latin flavor at Lulu’s in Lahaina! Coming all the way from Baja California, Latin band Alto Grado will play a mix of reggae, hip hop, rock and electronic music. It should be interesting since the four-person group consists of vocals, guitars and an accordion (at least that’s what I understand from their Facebook page, which is in Spanish, so I could be missing something). DJ Danny will follow. $35 cover. 9:30pm. Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808; luluslahaina.com; facebook.com/altogrado.tecatebc.

AUGIE T’S SUMMER OF LOL – For the Internet-lingo-oblivious, “LOL” is an abbreviation of “Laugh Out Loud,” something you are pretty much guaranteed to do if you come to Augie T’s Summer of LOL. The night will feature our favorite local comedian/personality Augie T doing what he does best: make everyone LOL with his local kine humor. He’ll also bring guest funny guy Jose Dynamite, who’s been doing stand-up in Hawaii for eight years and opens for Augie T on the road. You’ll for sure LOL, and probably end up ROFL. Why not? #YOLO. $20/standard, $35/premium with meet-andgreet. 7:30-10pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org.

FRIDAY, AUG. 24 HAWAIIAN MONK SEAL FUNDRAISER – Maui Brewing Company is giving you another reason to drink: Hawaiian monk seals! Come by MBC this Friday and enjoy a pint of their “special seal brew” (no seals were harmed during the brewing process). Half of the night’s pint sales will go to the Monk Seal Foundation. According to the foundation, there are currently fewer than 1,150 Hawaiian monk seals out there, and their population declines at an average of four percent every year. The MSF puts donations towards protection and conservation efforts. Now there’s something to raise a glass to. No cover. 6pm-12am. Maui Brewing Co. Brewpub (Kahana Gateway Center, 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-669-3474; monksealfoundation.com.

FRIDAY, AUG. 24

ST. ANTHONY BAND CARNIVAL – The St. Anthony Symphonic Band is taking on the Big Apple. They’re playing at New York City’s legendary Carnegie Hall in the 2013 MCP National Band and Orchestra Festival next April. Help them fund their trip and achieve the dreamiest of band dreams by going to their fundraising carnival this Saturday. This day-long event has food, games, jumping castles, live entertainment, a dunk tank, horse rides and sumo suits. Come out and support! After all, the children are our future. Free. 9am-9pm. St. Anthony Junior-Senior High School (1618 Lower Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4190 ext 226; saintanthonyband.weebly.com; eyamashita@sasmaui.org.

SATURDAY, AUG. 25 DJ Z-TRIP – Nicknamed the Godfather of Mashups, DJ Z-Trip has fans all over the globe for his exciting live performances (he’s drawn crowds of 15,000 or more while playing at Coachella) that combine creative audio and video mixing. The good news is that he’s putting on a one-night-only show at Charley’s this Saturday, featuring special guests Jay. P and DJ Sweet Beets. But the bad news is that the first batch of pre-sale tickets has already sold out, so buy ‘em while you still can! You don’t wanna miss out. 21+. Pre-sale #2: $25; pre-sale #3: $30. 9pm. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon (142 Hana Hwy.); ztripmaui.eventbrite.com.

IRIE LOVE – Oahu-born reggae/pop artist Irie Love is bringing her soulful, smooth sounds to Casanova this Friday. With a birth name like Irie Love, she was destined to be a reggae star. Her songs have a distinct island feel, but she has a global fan base. Maui reggae group Rootz N Creation will also perform and Ka’ale will make a special appearance. Come out and bask in the good vibes. $10. 10pm. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; casanovamaui. com; myspace.com/irielovemusic.

SATURDAY, AUG. 25 KEEP THE HAWAIIAN ISLANDS BEAUTIFUL ANNUAL LAULIMA CONFERENCE – Hawaii probably has a huge ego with the constant admiration and praise lavished on the islands. No one can deny the fact that these islands are stunning, but beauty that deep needs work. If you’re interested in keeping Hawaii beautiful, this conference is for you. The focus will be on sustainable practices and the establishment of an Environmental Court in Hawaii to protect the islands’ precious natural and cultural resources. Judge Larry Potter, founder of Environmental Court in the U.S., will be the keynote speaker. Attendees will also enjoy a mock trial presented by MAPA and free lunch from Bentos and Banquets by Bernard. Free. 9am-3pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808- 579-9308; khib.org.

CYCLE TO THE SUN – It’s that time again. Cycle to the Sun is back and will bring cyclists from all around the world to the slopes of Haleakala for the ultimate challenge. It’s considered the world’s steepest paved bike race. If the thought of participating in a 36-mile bike race that gains 10,000 feet in elevation doesn’t appeal to you, just sit back and watch the race from the side of the road. Cycling’s a spectator’s sport, anyway. Registration closes on Thursday, Aug. 23, and you can register individually or as a three-person relay team. See the website for details. No mail or walk in entries will be allowed. $225 individual, $375 three person relay team (kama’aina rates available). 6:30am. cycletothesun.com.

SATURDAY, AUG. 25 SUN YAT-SEN DEDICATION – Dr. Sun Yat-sen, the Chinese revolutionary and medical doctor, octor, will eremony. be honored at the Wo Hing Museum this Saturday with a statue unveiling and dedication ceremony. ciety and Dr. Sun Yat-sen’s granddaughter, Dr. Lily Sui-fong Sun, gave the statue to the Wo Hing Society n the Maui Chinese Cultural Society helped ship it here from China. The good doctor began his education in Hawaii and spent seven years here preparing for the 1911 Chinese revolution. He was then elected the first provisional president of the Republic of China after the overthrow of the Manchu Qing Dynasty. Dr. Lily Sui-fong Sun will give a keynote speech at the dedication, followed by a lei ceremony and a documentary screening. There will also o be educational exhibits, entertainment and refreshments. Free. 10:30am-12:30pm. Wo ng. Hing Museum (Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-3262; lahainarestoration.org/wohing.

TUESDAY, AUG. 28 WILLIE K AT CASANOVA – It’s the last Tuesday in August, which means it’s the end of weekly Willie K and the Warehouse Blues Band shows at Casanova. Don’t cry because it’s over–smile because it happened. You can also smile because you have one more chance to enjoy the show! Go see the award-winning, world-renowned Willie K. Knowing him and his lifelong passion for music, you’ll still have plenty of opportunities to see him play. Or you might run into him at Foodland or something–Maui is a small island. $10. 9pm. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com.

NO-KILL SHELTER CONFERENCE – 9th Life Hawaii is putting on Hawaii’a first No-Kill Conference this Saturday at the Kahili Golf Course. Three leaders in the no-kill movement will share their stories of taking open-admission, municipal shelters to no-kill status. Nathan Winograd (keynote speaker) “created the first no-kill community in Tompkins County, New York, and now heads the San Francisco-based No Kill Advocacy Center.” Speaker Ryan Clinton co-founded No Kill Austin, which in 2011 was the country’s largest no-kill community. Diane Blankenburg is a director at the Nevada Humane Society which went from an 80 percent kill ratio to a 92 percent save ratio. Cost includes a lunch buffet with vegan options. $50 pre-registered, $75 at door. 9am-4:30pm. Nahele Banquet Room at Kahili Golf Course (2500 Lower Honoapi’ilani Hwy.); 808-572-3499; 9thlifehawaii.org.

WEDNESDAY, AUG. 29 MAUI BREWING CO. DINNER AT JAPENGO – Beer connoisseurs and foodies, here’s exciting news: Maui Brewing Company will take their handcrafted beers and pair them with delicious gourmet cuisine at Japengo, a Hyatt Regency restaurant. They’ll kick things off with their Bikini Blonde Lager, then move through three courses and dessert, which includes a Coconut Porter Float. Other featured brews are La Perouse Wheat, Ginger Saison, Tropo Golden Beer and Hawaii 90 Wee Heavy Scotch Ale. Afterwards, you may gain a beer belly or a food baby, but it will have been so, so worth it. $59/person. 6:30pm. Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, Lahaina (200 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-667-4727; maui.hyatt.com.

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ate in The Expendables 2, soldier for hire Barney Smith (Sylvester Stallone) and his crew of anytime/anywhere warriors come across an armed adversary, who they simultaneously pulverize with bullets until he resembles Hamburger Helper. Smith admires his handiwork and quips, “rest in pieces!” If that sounds especially tasteless or off putting, this movie isn’t for you. On the other hand, I saw this with my wife and my Dad, and we were howling with laughter during this and many other scenes. Hilarious in ways both intentional and accidental, this bigger, far dumber sequel rarely takes itself seriously and, if you can look past the buckets of gore, is kind of charming. It plays like a violent western, filled with old but still capable gunslingers and lots of verbal jabs both self referential and at its own expense. Even with plenty of spectacular explosions and mayhem, the

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and Nan Yu, the lone female in the bunch, add considerable charisma and appeal. Having a blast I waited this long to mention the plot because it’s so unimportant: a despicable villain named Vilain, played by Jean-Claude Van Damme, is exploiting men, women and children in an effort to hollow out a mountain to realize his master plan. The story steals from both Three Amigos! and Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and, scene after scene, lacks logic of any kind (I’m still trying to figure out why Stallone crashes his plane for seemingly no good reason). However, no one who comes to see this will care about the story. The first movie peaked during the first hour, which never topped the gasp-inducing Schwarzenegger/Willis/ Stallone encounter and the awesome Stallone/Statham airplane ambush. The sequel is crammed with action and entertainment value from the start but really delivers the goods during the

extended climax; set in a tiny airport, it features both the former “Governator” and John McClane verbally roasting one another and a Stallone/Van Damme battle as earth shaking as the Batman/Bane matches from last month. Van Damme effectively nails his despicable character, a bad guy so vile, he almost never takes off his sunglasses. I’m not sure if I liked the sequel better than the first, as I missed Mickey Rourke (whose soulful monologue was one of the best things in the first movie). On the other hand, the follow-up does have Chuck Norris... an actor so awesome, I had to re-type his name three times, as my spell check auto-corrected him as Bearded God of Thunder. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1610f

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WHERE AND WHEN TO WATCH WHAT BY JENNA SCHAMBER

FRONT STREET THEATER

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900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue)

1819 S. Kihei Rd., 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Hope Springs-PG13-THU-FRI (1:15, 3:45), 6:55, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:15), 3:45, 6:55. 9:15. MON-TUE (3:45), 6:55, 9:15. Paranorman-PG13-THU-FRI (1:00, 3:30), 6:45, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:30, 6:45, 9:15. MON-TUE (3:30), 6:45, 9:15. Sparkle-PG13-THU-FRI (1:20, 4:15), 7:00, 9:35. SAT-SUN (1:20), 4:15, 7:00, 9:35. MONTUE (4:15), 7:00, 9:35. The Campaign-R-FRI (1:20, 4:00), 7:00, 9:35. The Dark Knight Rises-PG13-FRI (1:30, 5:00), 8:30. SAT-SUN (1:30), 5:00, 8:30. MON-TUE (5:00), 8:30.

Hit & Run-R-THU-SAT 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:05, 10:25. SUN 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:05. MON-TUE 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:05. The Bourne Legacy-PG13-THU-SAT 11:00, 1:55, 4:50, 7:50, 10:30. SUN 11:00, 1:55, 4:50, 7:50. MON-TUE 1:00, 3:45, 6:30, 9:20. The Campaign-R-THU-SAT 7:20, 9:20. SUN 7:20. MON-TUE 7:40, 9:35. The Dark Knight Rises-PG13-THU-SUN 12:30, 4:00. MON-TUE 1:05, 4:20. The Expendables 2-R-THU-SAT 11:15, 1:20, 3:45, 6:00, 8:20, 10:40. SUN 11:15, 1:20, 3:45, 6:00, 8:20. MON-TUE 1:30, 4:05, 7:00, 9:25.

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Hit & Run-R-THU 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00. FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00, 10:15. SUN-TUE 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00. Ice Age: Continental Drift-PG-THU-TUE 12:115, 2:50, 5:10. Sparkle-PG13-THU 11:25, 2:00, 4:35, 7:10. FRI-SAT 11:25, 2:00, 4:35, 7:10. 9:45. SUNTUES 11:25, 2:00, 4:35, 7:10. Step Up Revolution 2D-PG13-THU 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30. FRI-SAT 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50. SUN-TUES 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30. The Bourne Legacy-PG13-THU 7:30. THU 7:30. THU-TUE 11:45, 2:40, 5:35, 8:30. FRISAT 7:30, 10:20. SUN-TUE 7:30. Total Recall-PG13-THU 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:05. FRI-SAT 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:05, 9:30. SUN-TUE 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:05.

The Amazing Spider-Man-PG13-THU (3:15), 6:15, 9:10. FRI (12:15, 3:15), 6:15, 9:10. SAT-SUN (12:15, 3:15), 6:15, 9:10. MON-TUE (3:15), 6:15, 9:10. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days-PG-THU (1:50, 4:20), 6:40, 9:00. FRI (11:40, 1:50, 4:20), 6:40, 9:00. SAT-SUN (11:40, 1:50), 4:20, 6:40, 9:00. MON-TUE (1:50, 4:20), 6:40, 9:00. Hope Springs-PG13-THU (2:20, 4:45), 7:15, 9:40 . FRI (11:55, 2:20, 4:45), 7:15, 9:40. SATSUN (11:55, 2:20), 4:45, 7:15, 9:40. MON-TUE (2:20, 4:45), 7:15, 9:40. Paranorman-PG13-THU (4:15). FRI (11:45, 4:15). SAT-SUN (11:45), 4:15. MON-TUE (4:15). Paranorman 3D-PG-THU (2:00), 6:30, 8:45. FRI (2:00), 6:30, 8:45. SAT-SUN (2:00), 6:30, 8:45. MON-TUE (2:00), 6:30, 8:45. Premium Rush-PG13-FRI (12:30, 2:45, 5:10), 7:25, 9:50. SAT-SUN FRI (12:30, 2:45), 5:10,

NEW THIS WEEK HIT & RUN - R - Action/Comedy/Romance

- Some guy in Witness Protection named Charlie Bronson (um, yeah) drives his girlfriend to LA while his former gang and the cops chase him. 100 min. PREMIUM RUSH - PG 13 - Action/Thriller - A

Manhattan bike messenger (Joseph GordonLevitt) picks up an envelope that gets him a lot of unwanted attention from a dirty cop. 93 min.

NOW PLAYING THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN - PG13 -

Action/Comic - Yes, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re remaking a movie that came out barely 10 years ago. But who cares? If you miss this one, donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t worry, because theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll probably just remake it again next year. 136 min. THE BOURNE LEGACY - PG13 - Action/

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES - PG13 - Action - Christian Bale returns as the Batman to fight the menacing mercenary Bane (Tom Hardy) and Catwoman (Anne Hathaway) in this final installment of Christopher Nolanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s trilogy. 164 min. DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: DOG DAYS -

PG - Family/Comedy - Greg has big plans for his summer vacation, but then everything goes haywire. Based on the popular teen books. 94 min. THE EXPENDABLES 2 - R - Action - All

your favorite aging action heroes are back (including Stallone, Statham, Willis, Li and Ahnold!), and this time they blow up approximately one-quarter of the Earthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s surface. See this weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s film critique. 102 min. HOPE SPRINGS - PG13 - Comedy/Drama

- Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s marriage counseling time for a couple (Meryl Streep, Tommy Lee Jones) whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been hitched for 30 years. 100 min.

7:25, 9:50. MON-TUE (2:45, 5:10), 7:25, 9:50. Ted-R-THU (4:40), 9:35. FRI (11:50, 4:40), 9:35. SAT-SUN (11:50), 4:40, 9:35. MONTUE (4:40), 9:35. The Campaign-R-THU (2:15, 2:55, 4:35, 5:15), 6:55, 7:25, 9:15, 9:50. FRI (12:05, 2:15, 4:35), 6:55, 9:15. SAT-SUN (12:05, 2:15), 4:35, 6:55, 9:15. MON-TUE (2:15, 4:45), 6:55, 9:15. The Dark Knight Rises-PG13-THU (1:30, 4:10, 5:05), 7:45, 8:30. FRI (12:45, 1:30, 4:10, 5:05), 7:45, 8:30. SAT-SUN (12:45, 1:30), 4:10, 5:05, 7:45, 8:30. MON-TUE (1:30, 4:10, 5:05), 7:45, 8:30. The Expendables 2-R-THU (1:55, 2:30, 4:25, 5:00), 7:00, 9:30, 10:00. FRI (11:30, 12:00, 1:55, 2:30, 4:25, 5:00), 7:00, 7:30, 9:30, 10:00. SAT-SUN (11:30, 12:00, 1:55, 2:30), 4:25, 5:00, 7:00, 7:30, 9:30, 10:00. MON-TUE (1:55, 2:30, 4:25, 5:00), 7:00, 7:30, 9:30, 10:00. The Odd Life of Timothy Green-PG-THU (2:05, 4:30), 7:20, 9:45. FRI (11:35, 2:05, 4:30), 7:20, 9:45. SAT-SUN (11:35, 2:05), 4:30, 7:20, 9:45. MON-TUE (2:05, 4:30), 7:20, 9:45. The Watch-R-THU (2:10), 7:05. FRI (2:10), 7:05. SAT-SUN (2:10), 7:05. MON-TUE (2:10), 7:05.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

Hit & Run-R-THU-FRI (1:20, 4:00), 7:00, 9:35. SAT-SUN (1:20), 4:00, 7:00, 9:35. MON-TUE (1:20, 4:00), 7:00, 9:35. The Bourne Legacy-PG13-THU-FRI (1:00, 3:45), 6:45, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:45, 9:30. MON-TUE (1:00, 3:45), 6:45, 9:30. The Expendables 2-R-THU-FRI (1:15, 4:15), 7:05, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:15, 7:05, 9:45. MON-TUE (1:15, 4:15), 7:05, 9:45.

lightning strikes their backyard and out pops a kid with tree branches growing out of his legs. Odd is right. 125 min. PARANORMAN - PG - Animation/Comedy - Some kid who can talk to the dead goes up against some scary folks to save his town from a curse. 93 min.

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SPARKLE - PG13 - Drama - Three sisters

form a girl group in 1960s Motown. 116 min. TOTAL RECALL - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi This remake of the Arnold Schwarzenegger flick, which was based on a Philip K. Dick story, concerns one Douglas Quaid (Colin Farrell), who tries to take a mental vacation, only to wake up and find everything he knows about himself may have been a lie. 118 min. THE WATCH - R - Comedy - Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn play suburban neighborhood watch guys who find themselves battling an interstellar alien invasion. 101 min.

Adventure - In this Matt Damon-less incarnation of Robert Ludlumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s spy novel, Jeremy Renner plays American super-assassin Aaron Cross. 135 min.

ICE AGE: CONTINENTAL DRIFT - PG - Ani-

mation - Your old friends Manny, Diego and Sid set sail on an iceberg and meet exciting sea creatures and pirates. Of course they do. 94 min.

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SLACK KEY MASTERS WITH LEDWARD KA‘APANA - Thu, Aug 23. Grammy Award winner George Kahumoku, Jr. opens this kanikapila style show with special guest Ledward Ka‘apana, Hawaiian “grand master” of stringed instruments, particularly slack key guitar. $25/ standard, $45/VIP with artist talk-story session at 6:30pm. 7:30-10pm MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org SPAWNBREEZIE - Thu, Aug 23. See picks on p. 17 for info. $20 presale at Two Peas in a Pod in QKC and Westside Vibes in Lahaina or $25 at door. 10pm Oceans Beach Bar & Grill, (1819 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-2414 JOHN CRUZ SUPPER CLUB - Fri, Aug 24. A 4-course dinner and show featuring contemporary Hawaiian music by Grammy Award winner John Cruz. $30 show, $60 dinner & show. 6-9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-8743779; stellablues.com AUGIE T’S SUMMER OF LOL WITH JOSE DYNAMITE - Fri, Aug 24. See picks on p. 17 for info. $20/standard, $35/premium with meet-and-greet. 7:30-10pm MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org ALTO GRADO SHOWS - Fri, Aug 24: Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill. See picks on p. 17 for info. $35 cover. 9:30pm, (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808; luluslahaina.com and Sat, Aug 25: Oceans Beach Bar & Grill. Enjoy Latin Norteno Dance from the Baja California band, Alto Grado, plus a runway show by the sexy girls of the night. 10pm-2am, (1819 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-2414 PAULA FUGA SUPPER CLUB - Sat, Aug 25. A 4-course dinner and show featuring music by Paula Fuga, Mike Love and Sam Ites. $30 show, $60 dinner & show. 6-9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-8743779; stellablues.com DJ Z-TRIP - Sat, Aug 25. See picks on p. 17 for info. $30. 9pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; ztripmaui.eventbrite.com IRIE LOVE WITH ROOTZ N CREATION SHOWS - Fri, Aug 24: See picks on p. 17 for info. 10pm. Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808572-0220; casanovamaui.com and Sat, Aug 25: 9pm Three’s Bar & Grill, (1945-G S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; threesbarandgrill.com WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Tue, Aug 28. See picks on p. 17 for info. $10 cover. 9pm Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com SLACK KEY SHOW – MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN MUSIC WITH HERB OHTA JR. & JON YAMASATO - Wed, Aug 29. George Kahumoku Jr. hosts this Grammy Award-winning concert series featuring Herb Ohta Jr. & John Yamasato, contemporary ukulele & slack key guitar. Co-hosted by Da Ukulele Boyz, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. Doors at 6:45pm. $37.99-78.35; Dinner/show package available with Sea House Restaurant (adjacent to the concert hall; 5:30pm seating). 7:30-9:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd.); 808669-3858; slackkey.com / napilikai.com

FRIDAY TOWN PARTIES PAIA FOURTH FRIDAY - See picks on p. 17 for info. (Hana Hwy. & Baldwin Ave.) paiamaui.com / facebook.com/paiatown

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FREE ENTERTAINMENT: 5-7pm: Irene Ryding playing electric harp at Grace Beauty, 5-8pm: Lululemon fashion show and yoga/dance expo at Paia Bay Cafe, 5-8pm: Jazz at Turnbull Fine Art, and 6-8pm: The Worrell Family Band at LeTarte. MISHKA AND SANDWICH ISLAND BASS Tickets available on website. $15. 9:30pm. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com

FOODIE SUSHI CLASS AT JAPENGO - Sat, Aug 25. Get schooled in Sushi at Japengo! Learn from their expert sushi chefs on how to create signature sushi rolls from scratch. Class will include hands-on instruction, sushi tasting, and non-alcoholic beverages. $35 per person (includes sushi and nonalcoholic beverages). 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Drive, Lahaina); 808-667-4796; maui.hyatt.com RAW FOODS CLASS - Sun, Aug 26. Instructed by Natural Foods Chef Tyua Sereda, learn how to make light and refreshing living food dishes using basic equipment and easy-to-make recipes. Ingredients include locally grown and organic produce, healthy fats and low sugar sweeteners. $50 (includes samples and recipes); register early due to limited space. 5pm Joy’s Place, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-3857779; joysplacemaui.com; info@joysplacemaui.com SLOW FOOD TASTE EDUCATION - Wed, Aug 29. Slow Food Maui, a Haiku-based company that offers a variety of preserved products sourced from Grown on Maui fruits & vegetables, are teaming up with the Maui Culinary Academy and Whole Foods Market to offer monthly taste education sessions to the public. $15 for Slow Food Maui members and $20 for non-members; advance reservations and payment are required. 6-7:30pm Maui Culinary Academy in the Pa’ina Building at UH Maui College, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); slowfoodmaui.org/category/education MAUI BREWING COMPANY BEER DINNER AT JAPENGO - Wed, Aug 29. See picks on p. 17 for info. $59 per person; call for reservations. 6:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-4727; maui.hyatt.com

TICKETS ON SALE SOLID LOVE TOUR WITH BERES HAMMOND & FRIENDS - Fri, Aug 31. Reggae artist Beres Hammond with Maui’s own Maoli. $35/in advance, $45/on event day; a portion of the proceeds of this event go to The Pakele Foundation and Maui Food Bank. 5pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org KA’ANAPALI FRESH EVENTS - Fri, Aug 31: Progressive Ka’anapali Dining Experience - Reception to dinner tastings and desserts. $69. 6-10pm Ka’anapali Beach Resort, (Ka’anapali Parkway); Sat, Sep 1: Agriculture Tour - Learn about Maui Coffee. $47. 9am12pm Ka’anapali Coffee Farms. Sat, Sep 1: Ka’anapali Fresh Food & Wine Festival - The signature event for Ka’anapali Fresh will include headliner entertainment, a silent auction to benefit Maui County Farm Bureau, and farm-to-table menus. $395. 6-10pm Royal Ka’anapali Golf Resort (3rd green), (2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); Sun, Sep 2: Brunch at Ka’anapali Beach Hotel - $42. 9am-2pm Ka’anapali Beach Hotel, (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; and Sun, Sep 2: Third Eye Blind Concert - The evening includes 100 percent Maui brewed beer, and live blues music. $89. 6-10pm Royal Lahaina Resort, (2780 Kekaa Dr.); 808-661-3611; kaanapalifresh.com “BLUE HAWAIIAN MOONLIGHT” WITH GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR. - Fri, Aug 31.

This family-friendly concert features slack key master George Kahumoku Jr. and students from the Institute of Hawaiian Music at UH Maui College. Come dressed from the 1940s through 1960s for a retro Aloha Wear contest. $35 GA, $25 MHS members, and $15 for students age 12-18. Children under 12 are free. 6:30pm Bailey House Museum, (2375-A Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; mauimuseum. org; baileyhousemuseum@clearwire.net

signing copies of his Maui novel Small Island. The novel, published last year by Event Horizon Press, tells a story of “a bored bartender on the Westside who becomes involved with a nasty world of crooked cops, rich land developers and an ex-B Movie actress with deep problems of her own.” (Note: This event was originally supposed to take place on Aug. 17). Free. 4-6pm Barnes & Noble, (325 Keawe #101, Lahaina); 808-662-1300; barnesandnoble.com

FANTASY ISLAND - A KIT KAT CLUB CABARET - Fri, Aug 31. An “exotic, fantasy-inspired” show featuring Maui’s own Kit Kat Club and a cast of cabaret entertainers from Oahu. Chino LaForge will emcee the evening as “the moon.” Catered food for purchase by Maui Kombucha. $15 advance; $20 at the door; VIP seating available. 6:30pm Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-244-7643; fantasyislandmaui.eventbrite.com

TARYN ALESSANDRO PAINTING SHOWCASE - Meet the artist and see her mixed media work which reflects “the summer’s heat with it’s gold and copper leaf combined with grains and shell.” Free. 5-9pm Turnbull Fine Art, (137 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9385; turnbullfineart.com

TOTALLY 80’S LIVE FEATURING FLOCK OF SEAGULLS AND WHEN IN ROME - Sat, Sep 1. In association with Rick Cooper Music, Bamp Project presents a “totally 80’s” show with headliner and grammy-awarding winning “synthpop” group, Flock of Seagulls, and electrodance trio from England, When in Rome. $35$45 plus applicable fees. 7pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, AUG 23 BLOOD BANK OF HAWAII COMMUNITY DRIVE - Roll up your sleeves Maui, and save a life by donating blood during the Blood Bank of Hawaii Community Drive at Lahaina Civic Center. 8:30am-2:30pm, (1840 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 800372-9966; bbh.org TALK STORY THURSDAYS: ROBERT HOBDY - East Maui Watershed Partnership hosts Native Plant Specialist, Robert Hobdy. Free. 6pm Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com ARTIST DEMONSTRATION - Fine Art Oil Painter, Jack Hamilton, is sharing his particular style and technique with the public. A great opportunity to see the entire process of creating a beautiful painting. A selection of his recent oil paintings will be on display. Free. 11am2pm Maui Hands, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808572-2008; mauihands.com MAUI SMUG - The In-Real-Life Forum for All Social Media Users on Maui. Capacity is limited. Be sure to register early. Free (Not Catered). 4-6:30pm MEDB’s Malcom Center, (1305 North Holopono St., Suite 1, Kihei); mauismug.com AMBROSIA’S 3RD ANNUAL VAMPIRES & VIXENS EVENT - Vamps, vixens and fangbangers alike are invited to a night of dancing, with beats by DJ Kurt. Thirsty? Try a “blood shot” (or two) they’ll have it on special all night. Come dressed in your finest or scariest vamp or vixen attire for a chance to win a prize at their costume contest. No cover if in costume. 10pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011

FRIDAY, AUG 24 MAUI MUSICAL FESTIVAL - Fri, Aug 24. HawaiiONTV.com and Whole Foods are partnering up for a live music series featuring live jazz & blues. Free. 11:30am-2pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui ANTHONY PIGNATARO’S BOOK SIGNING - MauiTime’s editor Anthony Pignataro is

AN EVENING OF ART & SPIRIT - This event features Reading Art Psalms, talk on Chapel of Sacred Mirrors and live painting with visionary artists Alex and Allyson Grey. $20 online; $25 at door. 6-10pm Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave.); 808-579-9261; cosm.org HAWAIIAN MONK SEAL FUNDRAISING EVENT - See picks on p. 17 for info. No cover. 6pm-12am Maui Brewing Co. Brewpub, (Kahana Gateway Center, 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-3474; monksealfoundation.com; info@monksealfoundation.org MEET THE ARTIST - Maui Hands Gallery presents the photography of Monica and Michael Sweet. Come by the gallery to meet the artists and to take a look at their work inspired by the beauty of Maui and the Hawaiian Islands. Free. 4-7:30pm Maui Hands, Lahaina, (612 Front St., Ste. D, Lahaina); 808-667-9898; mauihands.com

SATURDAY, AUG 25 CYCLE TO THE SUN - See picks on p. 17 for info. $225 individual entry fee; $335 relay entry fee. 6.6:30am-3pm. (99 Hana Hwy.); donnie@gocyclingmaui.com; cycletothesun.com RUMMAGE SALE - Find thrifty treasures among the unique bargains in the old quonset hut, home to the Haiku Protestant Church aka Kalanikahua Hou Church. 8am-12pm, (2890 Hana Hwy., Haiku) ANNUAL LAULIMA CONFERENCE - See picks on p. 17 for info. Space is limited; register early. 9am-3pm MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-579-9308; khib.kab@gmail.com; mauiarts.org 9TH LIFE HAWAII’S NO KILL CONFERENCE - See picks on p. 17 for info. $50 pre-registration fee; $75 at door. 9am-4pm Nahele Banquet Room, Kahili Golf Course, (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Wailuku); 808-5723499; 9thlifehawaii.org ST. ANTHONY BAND CARNIVAL - See pics on p. 17 for info. Free admission. 9am-9pm St. Anthony Junior-Senior High School, (1618 Lower Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4190 ext 226; saintanthonyband.weebly.com; eyamashita@sasmaui.org SUN YAT-SEN STATUE DEDICATION - See picks on p. 17 for info. Free. 10:30am-12:30pm Wo Hing Temple Museum, (858 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-3262 SPCA MAUI’S PET ADOPTION, FOOD AND SUPPLY DRIVE - SPCA Maui will have info about affordable spay/neuter services. Complimentary goodie bags w/ every adoption. Donations of pet care supplies such as such as bleach, cat litter, dish soap, paper towels, trash bags, old linens, dry & wet food are encouraged. Free to attend. 11am-2pm Island Subaru, (110 Hana Hwy., Kahului); 808280-0738; spcamaui.org


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355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

AMBROSIA

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

3rd Annual Vampires & Vixens w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm; no cover if in costume

Get Your Sexy On w/ DJ LaRage 10pm; no cover

Sunrize Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm12:30am (all sets no cover)

Ultra w/ DJ CIA 10pm; no cover

MON - DJ Skinny Guy / TUE - DJ Skinny Guy WED - DJ Del Sol and DJ CIA (all sets 10pm; no cover)

Ladies Night 10pm-close; no cover

BLUE LAGOON

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

Sam Ahia 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dave Caroll / TUE - Jordan Cuddy / WED - Ekolu Kalama (all sets 7pm; no cover)

Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

CASANOVA

Irie Love, Rootz N Creation and Ka’ale 10pm; $10

The Haiku Hillbillys 9pm; $7

TUE - Willie K and The Warehouse Blues Band, 9pm; $10 / WED - Ladies Night - Fast Forward w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm

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Mishka w/ Sandwich Island Bass, 9:30pm; $15

DJ Z-Trip w/ Jay P and Sweet Beets, 9:30pm; $30

TUE - Howard Ahia & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter D, 7:30-10pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Pool Tournament 6pm; no cover

Live Music 9pm; no cover

I Want Candy 9pm; no cover

Gina Martenilli 6pm; no cover

MON - Gomega / TUE - Rampage w/ S.I.N. (all sets 10pm; no cover)

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Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

S.I.N. 6pm; no cover

MON - Dance Party / TUES - Dance Party WED - Kanoa, (all sets 7pm; no cover)

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH

Rampage 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Super Dub Tribe 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm-close / TUE - Music videos w/ DJ Daizy, 9pm-close / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm-close (all sets no cover)

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover

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142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

Evan Shulman 6-9pm; no cover

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

EXPORT UNIVERSITY TRAINING PROGRAM - Export University 101 will be offered along with a new training, Export University 201: a one-day course on best utilizing International Social Media and E-commerce, which has been met with overwhelming positive reviews. Export University 101 is $100 for the 2-day course (Aug 25 and 26, 8am-4pm) and Export 201 is $25 for the 1-day course (Aug. 27, 8am-12pm). UH Maui College, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808457-7100; tinyurl.com/2012MauiFlyer; lharvey@ hawaiiexportsupport.com O-BON FESTIVAL - Service begins at 6:30pm. Dancing begins at 7:30pm. Free. Kula Shofukuji Mission, (113 Puanani Pl., Kula); 808-661-0466

SUNDAY, AUG 26 MAUI MALL FAMILY SUNDAYS - This family-fun event highlights education, recognizes Maui students for academic excellence with a chance to win an iPad, and provides for the entire ‘ohana, including bingo, super shopper stamp card drawings and more!. Free. 11am2pm Maui Mall, (70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com

MONDAY, AUG 27 DCCA COMMUNITY MEETING IN KAUNAKAKAI - A meeting to hear what the community has to say about cable services provided by Oceanic Time Warner Cable and about the importance to the community of Akaku: Maui Community Television. Free. 3:30-5:30pm Kulana ‘Owi DHHL/ OHA Conference Room, (600 Maunaloa Highway); 808-281-4378; akaku.org ARTIST DEMONSTRATION - Makawao pastelist Kathleen O’Bryan will be demonstrating her technique of undiluted dry pigment soft pastels on black paper. Free. 11am-4pm Maui Hands, Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; mauihands.com

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other business owners and managers. Expert coach Mike Kern will speak on “Your Critical Path to Time Management - Part 1.” Arrive at 11:45 AM for complimentary refreshments and mingling. Free; RSVP in advance is required. 11:30am-1:30pm Maui County Business Resource Center, (Maui Mall, Kahului); meetup.com/MauiBusinessBrainstormers/ events/76213862 DCCA COMMUNITY MEETING IN LAHAINA - A meeting to hear what the community has to say about cable services provided by Oceanic Time Warner Cable and about the importance to the community of Akaku: Maui Community Television. Free. 4:306:30pm Multi-purpose room at the West Maui Senior Center, (788 Pauoa St.); 808-281-4378; akaku.org MAUI FARMER’S UNION COMMUNITY POTLUCK AND MEETING - Meet at the Haiku School Garden to receive an overview of the school garden program, learn how to brew Bokashi to speed up the composting process and how to make Fermented Plant Juice. Afterwards, enjoy a community potluck and informative presentations. Free if you bring a dish, $10 without dish and $5 for members. 5-8:30pm Haiku Community Center and Haiku School Garden, (Hana Hwy. at Pilialoha St.); mauifarmersunionunited.weebly.com PAJAMA STORYTIME - Wear your PJs and fuzzy slippers, grab your teddy bear and come on in to enjoy an evening of stories and fun. Ages 3-7. 7pm Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St.); 808-875-6833; librarieshawaii.org

WEDNESDAY, AUG 29 INTERACTIVE MUSICAL PROGRAM Award-winning singer and songwriter, Pam Donkin, will perform “Love to Sing” for children ages 2-8. She will lead songs, chants, finger plays and movement activities that help with reading-readiness, encourage bonding and musical response. Free; children must be accompanied by parent or caregiver. 10-10:30am Lahaina Library, (680 Wharf St.); 808-875-6833

Brunch with Willie K 11-2pm; no cover Karaoke

DCCA COMMUNITY MEETING IN WAILUKU - A meeting to hear what the community has to say about cable services provided by Oceanic Time Warner Cable and about the importance to the community of Akaku: Maui Community Television. Free. 4:30-7pm J. Walter Cameron Center Auditorium, (95 Mahalani St.); 808-281-4378; akaku.org PUBLIC MEETING ON PLANNING DEPARTMENT FEES - Hosted by Michele McLean and Jeffrey Dack from the Planning Department, the meeting’s purpose is to obtain public input and answer questions about a proposed approach to determining Planning Department permit application fees. Questions may be submitted via e-mail or phone. 5pm Planning Department Conference Room in the Kalana Pakui Building, (250 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-270-6275; jeffrey.dack@co.maui.hi.us WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring Erin Smith, lead singer of The Throwdowns, in the lower courtyard and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. Free. 6:30-8pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com; @ ShopsAtWailea on Twitter. MEET THE ARTIST - Maui Hands Gallery presents new photography by fine-art photographer Scott Mead. He is an award-winning artist and author of “The Magic of Maui - Ka Makaahehe o Maui.” Free. 1-6pm Maui Hands, Kaanapali, (200 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-6677997; mauihands.com DEBUT OF ‘HAUNTED IAO THEATER’ EPISODE - In simulcast with the SYFY Channel, the public is invited to a big screen debut of Haunted Collector’s episode about the Iao Theater’s resident “ghost.” Free to the first 350 attendees. 4pm. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-244-8680; Mauionstage.com

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DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI 100WINES - Fri, Indio & Avi 8-10pm. (Lahaina Gateway Center, 325 Keawe St. #105); 808-661-6181. CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937. CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Ekolu Kalama 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Sam Ahia 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988. COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter deAquino 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz 7:3010pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908. DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm; Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Sun, Henry Kapono 5-7pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900. FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Fri, DJ Pio and Gretchen / Mick Fleetwood and Island Rumor Band (rooftop) 6-9pm; Sat, King Paris & Special Guests 6-9pm; Sun, Hawaiian Music 6-9pm; Mon, Sam & Howard Ahia 6-9pm; Tue, MJ & Lenny 6-9pm; Wed, Gene Argel & Chiro 6-9pm; Thu, DJ Pio and Gretchen / Mick Fleetwood and Island Rumor Band - Special Guests Steven Tyler and Johnny Lang (rooftop) 6-9pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

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JAVA JAZZ

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

JAY’S PLACE

Jordan Tolentino 10pm-close; no cover

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

MON - Farzad & Mike Madden / TUE - Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pmclose; no cover)

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

WED - The Whiskey Pimps, 10pm-close; no cover Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

John Grover 7pm; no cover

MON - That’s What I’m Talking About TUE - Da Ha-y-ans / WED - Herb Anderson (all sets 7pm; no cover)

1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Willie K 9-11pm; no cover

1810 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (all sets no cover)

Karaoke & Dancing 9:30-close; no cover

Karaoke & Dancing 9:30-close; no cover

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Kawika 7pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE LAHAINA CAFE

Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover

Free Karaoke w/ Danny DJ 10pm-12am; no cover

MON - Trivia Night w/ John, 7-9pm / TUE - Open Mic w/ Kenny, 10pm-12am / WED Megatouch Game Day w/ Katie, 7-9pm

Pool Tournament 7-9pm

TUE - Free Karaoke/Pool

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke/Pool

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR

Live Music 7-9:30pm; no cover

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Sounds of Addiction 10pm-close; $5

Jazz All Stars, 7-10pm DJ Benjamin Jay, 10pm; $5

LULU’S LAHAINA

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Karaoke Night 10:30pm; no cover

Alto Grado / DJ Danny 9:30pm-close; $35

DJs Big Mike and Money Mike in the Mix, 10pm, $10

MERRIMAN’S

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

MON - The Benoits / TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae (all sets 6-9pm)

MOANA BAKERY & CAFE

Benoit Jazz Works 7-9pm; no cover Murray Thorne 7-9pm / Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish da Dish!, 9:30pm (both sets no cover)

Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Tyler Bush 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers w/ Bagpiper Roger McKinely 6:30-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Murray Thorne, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover / TUE - Brenton Keith, 7-8pm; no cover WED - TBD, 6-8pm

Spawnbreezie 10pm; $25

Bottoms Up Fridays w/ NLE, 10pm; no cover

Alto Grado 10pm; $35

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2414

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Live Music 7-9:30pm; no cover

HARD ROCK CAFE - Sun, Brunch with Willie K 11am-2pm; Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400. HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback & Junior Lacuesta 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon & Danyel Alana 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku & Peter DeAquino 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Kulewa 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika, Roy & Albert 6:30pm; Sat, Ron, Ikaika & Damon 1:30pm; Sat, Derick & Damon 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian Trio 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808-667-6636. JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai); 808-667-0787. KIMO’S - Sun, Benny Uyetake 6-8pm; Mon, Benny Uyetake 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Fri, Willie K. 9-11pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811. LAHAINA CAFE - Fri, Alex L Calma 7-9pm. (843 Wainee St., Unit 1 & 2); 808-667-6655. LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St.); 808-661-0700.

MON - Open Mic Night, 6-10pm; no cover (sign up starts at 5pm) TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm WED - Kenny Roberts, 6-9pm; no cover

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J); 808-661-4495. LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-667-1200. LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Fri, Justin Phillips 6:309:30pm; Sat, Ben DeLeon 6:30-9:30pm; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808. MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, The Benoits 5:308:30pm; Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400. PARADISE GRILL - Thu, Mark Johnson & John Zangrande 6-9pm; Fri, Teri Garrison 6-8pm; Sat, JD & Harry 6-8pm; Sun, Hawaiian Music Night 6-8pm; Mon, Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos 6-9pm; Tue, JD & Harry 6-8pm. (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700. PINEAPPLE GRILL - Sat, Jazz on the Green 7-10pm; Fri, Jawaiian Music 7-10pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600. PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, JD on the Rocks 5-8pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 5:30-8:30pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881. RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm; Tue, Piano Jazz w/ Gene Argel 6-9pm. (4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-669-8889. SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Sat, Coelho Morrison 7-9pm; Sun,

Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm. (5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm; Mon, Toby Couture & John Michael 8pm; Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night: Burn After Reading 7:30-9pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011. BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Every Thu Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond (300 Maalaea Rd. #1M); 808-243-2286.

Sun & & Sat, & Mike 5-8pm.

BUZZ’S WHARF - Thu, Kanikapila Thursdays with Kawika Lum Ho 4-7:30pm. (390 Maalaea Boat Harbor Rd.); 808-244-5426. CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm; Sun, Mark Johnstone 6-9pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm. (555 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-879-2224. DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martenilli 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd. # 314); 808-874-9299. DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Mon, Dance Party 6pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669. HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Junior Lacuesta 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Mon, Jacob (of the Alliez) 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E); 808891-8010. JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Piikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464. KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Island favorites with Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Girls Night Out with Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Music

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2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Lahaina - 662-3700

Mark Johnson & John Zangrande, 6-9pm

Teri Garrison, 6-8pm Live music or DJ, 10pm

Blues Deep 10pm-1am, no cover

Hawaiian Music 6-8pm

RB STEAKHOUSE

WED - Open Mic Night, 9:30pm; no cover

4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina - 669-8889

Jazz Club Maui w/ host band SLAM! 8:30pm; $15

ROYAL LAHAINA

2780 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

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Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

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Un-corked & Unplugged 10pm-1am; no cover

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SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

DJ Blast 10pm-close; no cover

DJ Gemini & DJ Ynot 10pm; no cover

DJ LX 10pm-close; no cover

115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116, Kihei - 879-0004

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

2411 S. Kihei Rd. #B4 - 879-0602

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STELLA BLUES CAFE 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

R.S. SHARKY’S

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 874-6115

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S

1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

TIMBA

505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

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Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351

Vince Esquire 8:30pm; no cover

Free Pool Tournament 12:30pm; no cover

Karaoke 4pm; no cover

WED - Free Karaoke/Pool, 6pm

Ah-Tim 4-6pm; no cover

John Cruz Supper Club 6pm; $60 dinner & show, $30 show only

Paula Fuga Supper Club $60 dinner/show, $30 show only

Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; no cover

MON - Mike Finkewiecz, 4-6pm TUE - Tom Conway, 4-6pm / WED - Randall Rospond, 4-6pm (all sets no cover)

Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9pm-12am; no cover

Louise Lambert and The House Shakers, 9pm; $4

Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9pm-12am; no cover

Karaoke/Family Night 6pm; no cover

Live Music & Dancing 8pm; no cover

Live Music 5:30-7:30pm; no cover

WED - Brenton Keith & His Bag O’Tricks; 7pm; no cover

OMN w/ Shaun Michael & Elaine Ryan, 9pm; no cover

Omar and The Soul Tones feat. Jaime Gallo, 10pm; $5

Irie Love with Rootz N Creation, 10pm; $7

Louise Lambert 6:30pm; no cover

WED - The House Shakers 8:30pm

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Forbidden Fridays w/ Party Rock Krew 10pm; no cover

Free Karaoke 9pm; no cover

Free Karaoke 9pm; no cover

MON - Free Karaoke, 9pm / TUE - Free Karaoke, 9pm / WED - Singles’ Night w/ X-Klusive Sounds Productions, 10pm (All sets no cover)

Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30pm. (2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112); 808-875-2910.

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Wed, Jarret & Wilson 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Wolf 3-5pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Barefoot Minded 3-5pm; Sat, Erin Smith 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 3-5pm; Sun, Kilohana 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Ron & Tarvin 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kilohana 6:30-8:30pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl., Unit B-201); 808-891-2322.

THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm. (Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Tue, Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks 7-8pm; Thu, Murray Thorne 7-9pm; Fri, Sebrina Barron 6:308:30pm; Sat, Tyler Bush 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers w/ Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, Joel Katz 6:308:30pm; Wed, TBD 6-8pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131. PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Mon, Twisted Hips Belly Dancing 6-8pm; Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177. SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm; Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4-6pm; Mon, Kanoa 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm. (Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444. STELLA BLUES CAFE - Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779. TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Live Music -

MON - Kanoa, 4pm / TUE - DJ LX, 10pm WED - Ladies’ Night w/ DJ Decka, 10pm (all sets no cover)

Bike Night w/ Bad Kitty 7pm, no cover

by Rama 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860.

MONSOON INDIA - Sat, Cambria Moss & Ricardo Dioso 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, The Hula Honeys 5:30-8:30pm. (760 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-4555.

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THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Every Sun, Mon & Wed, Hawaiian Music 5-8pm; Sun, Louise Lambert 6:30-9pm; Every Tue, Thu, Fri & Sat, Acoustic with Chad Kaya 5-8pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133.

LILIKOI GRILL RESTAURANT & WINE BAR - Every Thu & Sat, Live Music 7-9:30pm. (810 Kokomo Rd., Suite 186, Haiku); 808-575-2629. MAKAWAO STEAK HOUSE - Sat, Live music w/ Randall Rospond (in the lounge next to the fireplace) 5:30-8:30pm. (3612 Baldwin Ave.); 808-572-8711. MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Thu, Benoit

Jazz Works 7-9pm. (71 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-9999. NORTHSHORE CAFE - Fri, Makana 7-9pm; Tue, Ryan - Keyboards from Brooklyn 7-9pm. (824 Kokomo Rd., Haiku); 808-575-2770. PAIA BAY CAFE - Sun, Hawaiian Steel Guitar w/ Joel Katz 9-11am. (43 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-3111.

TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9:30pm; Wed, Merv Oana 5:30-9:30pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., Kihei); 808-875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:308pm; Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8pm. (1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului); 808-877-0073. WAILUKU COFFEE COMPANY - Fri, Live music 5-7pm. (28 N. Market St., Wailuku)

UPCOUNTRY MAUI CAFE DES AMIS - Thu, Joe Conte 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Live Argentinian music 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Mark Johnstone 6:30-8:30pm. (42 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-6323. CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON - Tue, Howard Ahia & Friends 6:30-8:30pm. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085. HANA HOU CAFE - Tue, Hipnautical 6-9pm. (810 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-2661.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Yak, yak, yak. Look at you, gossiping with your best friend, giggling into the phone like naughty teenagers into the wee hours. By all means, be silly. Go there. All those serious processing sessions of last month couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t begin to convey the warmth and love you exude when youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re this delightfully playful and goofy. But donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t forget that this is serious business, this horsing around. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s for your own mental health. If you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t let yourself roll on the ground with a soul-shaking, body-healing 15-minute belly laugh, who do you think is going to let you?

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) You could spend a fortune on expensive yuppie dog treats, posture-adjusted food bowls, high-tech chew toys, designer leashes and tailored outfits, but your dog would probably prefer you didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s probably happy with an old beat-up tennis ball. How many kids, exhausted by the profusion of shiny, brand-new toys bestowed on them during the holidays, prefer to play with the boxes they came in? You donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t need to buy fancy gifts to show those you adore how you feel. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t waste your money. A three-dollar bouquet of daisies or a postcard with a big, hand-scrawled heart is even sweeter than an overpriced sweater, in my opinion. Hold onto your cash. Save it for a trip, a new house or something that really counts.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) As I reflected on your possible fate this week, my mind went blank. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s when I realizedâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve dropped completely off the radar. This can be both good and bad. In order to get you started on the right foot, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve begun a â&#x20AC;&#x153;To-doâ&#x20AC;? and (more importantly) a â&#x20AC;&#x153;Not-to-doâ&#x20AC;? list. To do: 1. Attempt that secret undercover mission that youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been saving â&#x20AC;&#x153;for the right time.â&#x20AC;? 2. Share the bad news thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been weighing on your mind. Not To Do: 1. Try to get noticed by your longstanding crush. 2. Be a squeaky wheelâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not likely to get any grease this week. Count on not receiving any special attentionâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;no rewards, but no punishments, either.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) All your metaphorical dominoes are lined up, in the most elaborate pattern youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve attempted to date. You included bridges, forks, merges, tunnels, spirals, even a loop or two. Now itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s time to tap that first one and let them all fall where they may. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be disappointed by the anticlimactic nature of the catalytic moment (or with how quickly itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all over); for months to come youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be reaping the rewards youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve set up for yourself. Whether itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a phone call to your best friend, an e-mail to your lover

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Is it against the law to drive backwards? If it werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t somewhat dangerous, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d suggest you try getting everywhere in reverse this week. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a different energy when you back carefully into a situation, rather than boldly striding forward. Your usual awkward directness can be awfully intimidating to someone who doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know you. Try it, just for a block or so. Walk backwards, looking over your shoulder to prevent accidents. People will have totally different reactions to you than they wouldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve otherwise. And as a result, you get to see the facet of your life youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been missing, the one you need to see.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) You can manufacture your own luck this week. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a condition, though: you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be the primary beneficiary of the good fortune youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve spawned. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not to say you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t reap the rewards youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve earned. You can; just donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t hog them all. Hurryâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re waiting for the windfalls generated by your astrological providence. This is more subtle than ramming your car into an armored truck and trying to make off with a bag of money. But being passive wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do much for you. If you see an opportunity, please, for all our sakes, seize it.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) You think too much. Quit it! Swat those tiny, pesky thoughts away like the inconsequential gnats they are. Your smartest thoughts come from your body, not your brain. Trust your gut. It knows how to sort through your life and get rid of the shit. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not ready to argue that itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s always better to not think things through, but this weekâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;listen to your instincts. If you find yourself repeatedly hashing something out in your mind, listen to what your deepest impulse is, even if it doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t make sense. Some of the best choices never do.

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Game Over. Do not pass Go, collect $200, etcetera, etcetera. At least it looks that way. But on your last spin of that capricious wheel of fortune, you won an extra turn. Oh, the game is far from won. But now youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got a fighting chance, at least. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve earned enough slack time to undo some (or all) of the mistakes you made last month, the ones that almost lost you the game. So donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t give up, even when it looks like your rivalâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s got it all wrapped up. If worse comes to worse, remember this: The moment when he thinks itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in the bag is the moment heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most susceptible to a sucker punch. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) I admit it; I had a thing for Chewbacca. Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not get too kinky hereâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;I mean it appealed to me to have a powerful, intelligent, sharp-toothed, gun-wielding, yet somehow cuddly friend around. Having a giant dog like my hound, Boomer Ang, is the closest substitute I could come up with on short notice, but Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve recently discovered something special about you, Leo. We already know youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re your own worst enemy, and good at creating scary creatures to freak yourself out with. But now we know that being your very own monster can be a good thing, too.

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