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MISC DEFENDS DALE CASTLETON I wanted to follow up on one part

of your July 25, 2012 story about Kihei Marketplace (“Big Waste”), which references the Maui Invasive Species Committee and Dale Castleton’s nursery.

By 2002, the South Kihei nursery had become overrun with coqui frogs presumably through the unintended importation of infested plants from the Big Island. Even in hot and sunny Kihei, a nursery with constant watering creates ideal habitat for coqui frogs. As many residents have discovered, finding and controlling even one coqui can be maddeningly difficult.

During early control efforts, Castleton allowed MISC to use his nursery to test the efficacy of caffeine and also considered using hydrated lime. Use of both products was eventually discontinued due to concerns about non-target impacts. Citric acid later became the control agent of choice, but at some point, there was a communication breakdown and control operations ceased. Through persistence and with county support, an agreement was reached with Castleton to resume aggressive control operations in 2006.

We can continue to focus on a time period where things weren’t working, as the MauiTime article does, or we can choose instead to celebrate change and success. Castleton and his nursery became a success story for what is possible with landowner cooperation.

Before extensive control operations began, MISC hesitated to make “eradication” the goal because the nursery was so infested. MISC made dozens of night-time site visits to spray infested vegetation. The landowners used an excavator to remove green waste, eliminated debris piles, and provided water and hoses.

They worked to prevent the introduction of new frogs to the property.

When MISC initiated a Coqui-free Certification program for nurseries and plant providers, Castleton was among the first to sign up. In 2008, after a year of no frogs detected on the property, the South Kihei property became the first formerlyinfested site to officially attain coqui-free status, a remarkable accomplishment given how many frogs were initially present and a huge boost to our staff as a demonstration of what was possible. MISC has since eradicated 11 of 17 coqui population centers

on the island, thanks to consistent funding from the County of Maui, as well as state and federal support. Because MISC has no enforcement authority, we depend on the cooperation of private landowners to allow access. Castleton has become a strong supporter of our work. I would respectfully suggest that both Castleton and the County of Maui should be applauded for helping to bring quiet nights back to the ‘hood.

-Teya Penniman, MISC Manager, via email Anthony Pignataro responds: MauiTime greatly appreciates the work MISC does, but I am compelled to point out that in the story I mentioned Castleton’s troubles with MISC in just a single paragraph. The story also pointed out that Castleton did, indeed, become a success story when he and MISC cleaned out the coqui frogs: “After bad publicity, including an article in MauiTime, he began working with the Maui Invasive Species Committee and today operates a completely coqui-free business,” I wrote. That sentence, in my opinion, “applauded” both Castleton and the county for getting rid of the frogs.

COOOOOOAL! Take a drive down South Pu’unene

passed/through the [Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar] mill (like you were going to see Maui Friends of Library) and look at that big black mountain on your left. That is coal (Coconut Wireless, Aug. 9, 2012). It is used

by HC&S to fire the boilers in the mill when they are not burning bagasse. Generally, they run the boilers to mill sugarcane, but they also use the steam to generate electricity for MECO. So while we don’t have a dedicated coal fired power plant here on Maui, we do have an electricity generating facility here that (sometimes) runs on coal.

Oh, and earlier this year the mountain caught fire briefly.

-Jerry Isdale, via email I read your article regarding cane burning. I, too, agree it’s a huge problem.

There are mornings it looks like an atomic bomb has been dropped in the valley. I also drove by the Pu‘unene Sugar Mill and noticed a huge pile of coal, so evidently they do use coal to fire the mill here.

We taxpayers subsidize the mill, guaranteeing a profit on sugar no matter the market price. I am against using my tax dollars to support private business. The investments of our tax dollars by the government has proven again and again to be unprofitable and unwise.

Business practice at the sugar mill will never change as long as we subsidize their bad practices. I’ve traveled to numerous third world countries that have outlawed cane burning.

Maybe we, too, could outlaw the same.

-Larry Laird, via email

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BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO compared to the nearly 240,000 registered Democrats who cast ballots), well, they’re putting on a good show.

Still, Lingle and Hirono are in a rematch!

No matter what, Hawaii will send its first woman to the United States Senate. And given the overwhelming registration differences in the 2nd Congressional District, it’s very likely a woman named Gabbard will head off to Washington next year.

Of course, all the fanfare and ad-buying and sign-waving begs a giant question: Does all this matter?

DOES ALL THIS MATTER? (NATIONAL EDITION) Mao voted! Why didn't you?

ELECTION? WHAT ELECTION? For most of you around Maui (and Hawaii), that indeed is the question. After all, just 290,724 people voted in the Aug. 11 Hawaii Primary Election (roughly 21 percent of the state’s population). Worries that holding this year’s election in August rather than September would catch voters off guard proved baseless–turnout in the 2010 Primary stood at a miserable 42.8 percent, compared to this year’s similarly anemic 42.3 percent.

Primaries are usually ignored by the general population. Just ask Maui County Councilman Joe Pontanilla. Two years ago, during the November General Election, he was running unopposed for reelection but still convinced 28,309 people to vote for him. Saturday he challenged incumbent state Representative Gil Keith-Agaran, but could barely win 1,585 votes, which didn’t even come close to victory.

Still, this is how we do things in America.

So on Aug. 11, more than person showed up to various polling places around the state and decided that some Democrats–Mazie Hirono, Tulsi Gabbard–were fit to stay in the races for US Senator and US congressional representative, respectively, while other Democrats–Ed Case, Mufi Hannemann– needed to go back to their day jobs (attorney and tourism shill, respectively). We’d feel sorry for Case and Hannemann and all the rest who saw their campaigns go down on Saturday night, though we must also point out that since most campaigns in the state consist of a mix of television, radio and print ads mixed with candidates and their supporters waving at passing motorists from roadsides, it’s hard to believe that any great debate on issues and ideas has occurred.

It’s all good now, though. All the Dems got together with their “unity” meals they day after the election and made nice. As for the Republicans (which in this primary consisted of US Senate candidate Linda Lingle and about 50,000 other people,

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The question, of course, depends on what you want government to do. If you look in horror at the federal government’s ruthless criminalization of marijuana (even for those who buy weed for medical reasons from a cannabis co-op); continued military occupation of Afghanistan; continued use of the Guantanamo base for indefinite detention of those deemed “terrorists” by the Pentagon; continued use of drone aircraft to assassinate suspected terrorists–including those born in the US and thus United States citizens, normally afforded legal due process and all that; expansion of the National Security Agency to the point that it’s spying on American citizens in ways that, while admittedly unconstitutional, are still kept secret, then elections like these don’t really matter.

For all of those issues cited above, there’s a kind a silent, sickening bipartisanship that’s settled across the land. Few candidates of either the Republican or Democratic parties are speaking out against NSA spying or the targeted killing of American citizens overseas or the endless drug war.

Concerned about poor people and those who live on the streets? Wondering why your parents seem to be better off economically than you? Looking at your mortgage payments and questioning the wisdom of buying a house? Reading headlines about job creation but seeing only crappy service

industry hiring notices?

The Republicans and Democrats have all sorts of platitudes to offer on these issues, but after four years, not much to show for it beyond Democratic promises that they’ll start creating good-paying jobs any day now and Republican insistences that the key lies in slashing government spending (which will, in all likelihood, lead to greater job losses...).

Only those candidates with party labels like “Green” and “Libertarian” offer anything approaching honest assessments of our great and miserable times, but don’t worry: the two-party system long-ago trash-canned those people into the “loser” category so few of us will ever pay attention to them.

To be fair, there are actual differences between Democrats and Republicans over

Sure, we can fret about the slippery slope that is NSA domestic espionage and targeted drone killings, but few of us need fear them (at least, for now) in the same way we worry over the property tax bill or whether Maui Police Officer Keith Taguma is ticketing cars today.

Speaking of the police, have you noticed that they weren’t really an issue in any of the local races? We’ve had a recent (and scary) officer-involved shooting, and yet the happy, smiling faces running for the state House and Senate and our own County Council seem perfectly happy with our constabulary. Never mind that the Maui PD painfully enforces the same Do-Not-Film-Us unwritten rule that seems to govern Mainland departments.

Or that state law prohibits–I repeat, PROHIBITS–the release of names of those officers

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issues like same-sex marriage and climate change. But on too many pressing problems, the two major parties simply signed non-aggression pacts, leaving the rest of us to deal with it all as best as we can.

DOES ALL THIS MATTER? (LOCAL EDITION) I’ve always believed that, as a matter of actually affecting people’s day-to-day lives, local government was where the real power lay.

Overheard “Gotta give [Akaku election coverage host] Jeff King credit for still rocking out a Magnum P.I. moustache.”

-Guy at Mazie Hirono campaign headquarters in Wailuku, Aug. 11

busted by Internal Affairs.

Ditto the affairs of the county Department of Liquor Control, the island’s persistent desire to approve vast developments without first securing serious, dedicated potable water sources, our continued economic reliance on tourism (despite the apparent reality that few tourist dollars seep out of the mega-resorts lining the shoreline) and the growing, festering controversy that is sugar cane burning.

That last issue especially gnaws at the island. In use since the 19th century, the practice of burning cane in the fields is filthy and wasteful, and yet it goes on despite the growing portion of the population that wants it stopped. But when you ask local officials (and those who want their jobs) about finding some solution to cane-burning that doesn’t involve covering Central Maui with strip malls and housing tracts, you’ll be lucky to get an answer that doesn’t involve a shrugging of the shoulders.

See, we like our issues to have two choices: Cane-burning or land development? Burn oil or build windmills? Vote Democrat or Republican? Issues like the NSA’s spying on Americans or the lethal force practices of the Maui Police just don’t lend themselves to easy choices.■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1609n1

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QUIZunderstood from June 2011 to June 2012, according to an Aug. 13 Pacific Business News post. How did Hawaii do among those states in terms of the percentage of jobs created?

A. Ranked 1st.

B. Ranked 7th.

C. Ranked 12th.

D. Ranked 25th.

E. Did not actually achieve job growth.

1. The August 2012 issue of Hawaii Business magazine included a list of “Hawaii’s Most Profitable Companies.� According to the list, which of the following Hawaii companies actually recorded a profit instead of a loss in 2011?

A. University of Hawaii.

B. Castle Group Inc. C. Maui Land & Pineapple Co. D. Hawaiian Airlines.

E. Kamaaina Care Inc.

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On Monday, Aug. 13, the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals began its four-day 2012 conference on Maui.

The conference had drawn criticism from various Republican Senators who derided the cost of 600 federal court personnel flying to Hawaii for a conference. Where on Maui did the conference take place?

A. The Grand Wailea.

B. The Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa. C. The Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa. D. The Westin Maui Resort & Spa. E. The Maui Beach Hotel.

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RUNNING AGAINST: Alan (Al) Fukuyama BIRTHPLACE: Manila, the Philippines PROFESSION: Attorney ELECTORAL WIN/LOSS RECORD: 0/0 FIRST ELECTORAL VICTORY: N/A SUPPORTS: Developing more renewable energy, funding the police

Don Guzman isn’t your typical County Council candidate. A private attorney now, he spent five years as a deputy prosecuting attorney and did a few years as a legislative aide. If his Primary Election night party was any guide, Guzman has also mobilized nearly the entire Filipino community on Maui. He’s running one of the most organized campaigns of anyone on the ballot, which is remarkable considering he’s just 42 and hasn’t previously run for anything. As far as what Guzman would do if elected, that’s beyond unknown. His backers include major land developers as well as the environmentalists at the Sierra Club.

There isn’t a mere ideological schism between forces like that, either: one proposes projects that the other opposes.

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been 15 percent over last year, but the reality is that their increased expenses in 2012 will keep them from showing any profit. Last year, their milking herd was hit hard with the theft of eight milking females, so they only plan to increase their herd by those eight, if at all. What’s more, the drought is hitting fans of their goat cheese in the wallet with a 15 percent price increase. The top five flavors for their goat cheese are Udderly Delicious, Rolling Green, Ole, Men’s Challenge and Feta.

The dairy began producing chocolate truffles containing their goat cheese in 2001 and sold more than 50,000 pieces in the first year. The growth of their truffle market is projected to double this year with the top five flavors Thomas & Eva Kafsack being Maui Coffee, Hazelnut, Lilikoi, Mint and Kula Strawberry/ Balsamic. They have also just added DROUGHT HITS Toasted Coconut and Lychee flavors.

SURFING GOAT Kafsack says fans of the goats “can help by DAIRY BAD bringing their organic green waste here so our The normally happy goats of Kula’s girls can have some additional yumminess.”

Surfing Goat Dairy probably aren’t that happy these days. Drought conditions DELIVERY HAWAII have hit the dairy so hard that they’re WANTS YOUR STUFF importing curds from other, like-minded Ken Dawson is streamlining the goat farms to keep up with the demand shipping industry in Hawaii, offering a for their local goat cheese. Owner Thomunique way to keep your products moving as Kafsack says that even with constant throughout the state. His new business, irrigation, the pasture is breaking up. called Delivery Hawaii, offers services Their water bills are out of the park and ranging from warehousing your inventory their grain bills are increasing due to the to delivering it to your clients. bad drought situation on the mainland.

“Prior to moving to Hawaii, we are “We have to buy much more fresh grass, formers owners of a delivery service in hay and grains,” says Kafsack. “Our exChicago,” says Dawson. “We are here in Hapenses are up 45 percent this year.” waii now long enough to know how costly Growth of their goat cheese market has it is to ship inter-island. So what we did was create a new system that helps businesses to reduce transportation costs.”

Basically, you ship your products to their warehouses (they have facilities in Hilo, Kona, Maui, Oahu and Kauai). They track your inventory in their system, and when you have an order from a neighbor island client, you send Delivery Hawaii the order. They fill the order the same day you place it.

Delivery Hawaii uses a complex online tracking system that lets you know your inventory by logging into their system, keeping the guess-work out of how much product you have on the island at any given moment.

“Our inventory management sysKen & Monica Dawson tem provides customers with inven& Team Delivery Hawaii tory information in real time,” says

Dawson. “If you send us an order at 9am, for example, we fill the order by 10am. Now, at 10:05am, you can log into our site and see what is left in stock after that order was filled a few minutes ago.”

Dawson says he’s been in the shipping industry for 25 years. His specialty was running same-day shipping service for several big name companies. Dawson acquired Deliver Hawaii in 2006 with his wife Monica, and they began developing the idea of a same-day shipping service for the islands. Deliver Hawaii was founded in 1991 as a shipper for mainland and local companies. The Dawsons also own and operate Maui Parcel Service.

“Imagine a specialty foods maker on the Big Island having the option to place their products in stores on Maui, Kauai and Oahu all on the same day their customers request them,” says Ken. “It’s a win-win for everyone.”

For more information about Delivery Hawaii, call 808-843-8040 or visit deliveryhawaii.com.

the retail giant.

At the Wailea shop the concept hasn’t changed a bit, says store manager Katie Matthews. The benefit to getting your favorite cosmetics while visiting is that they can ship your product to you at home if there’s an issue with traveling with it, and they have plenty of sample and travel sizes on hand.

“The benefit of shopping at the Cos Bar versus a department store is that our sales staff sells the products based on the needs of the consumer that comes in,” says Matthews.

“In the department store, sales people are representing just one brand. We get trained more often and frequently here on the different products, and the brands take pride in educating us on their products.”

This Saturday you can celebrate with Cos Bar at their VIP red carpet party that starts at 6pm and goes through 10pm. Reservations are required because they will have product experts from Bobby Brown, Chanel, Laura Mercier and Nars on hand to guide you to the products you need. There will be

Cos Bar celebrates 10 years in Wailea

COS BAR TURNS 10, THROWS BIG PARTY Cos Bar is throwing a red carpet party to commemorate a decade in business at the Shops at Wailea. Lily Garfield started Cos Bar in Aspen, Colorado after finding that many travelers lack access to their cosmetics, skin and hair care products. This issue is exacerbated by Transportation Security Agency (TSA) rules for flying, and the cost of checking baggage with airlines. Garfield created the beauty boutique to provide high-end products in places where travelers might not initially have an accessible Nordstrom or Neiman Marcus counter.

Now the business has grown to 13 stores nationally, the most recent one set to open in La Jolla, California. Cos Bar also entered into a partnership with Target this year to create a branded “pop up” store within

gifts with every purchase, red carpet photos and VIP goodie bags and refreshments.

Matthews says they have a couple of exclusive agreements with product lines like Estee Lauder's Renutrive line, X of New York and Creed fragrances. They also have the most expensive bottle of fragrance on the island: Clive Christian’s - 1872, which runs $867 a bottle. But Matthews says despite these highend items, they carry something for everyone.

Garfield is also a cancer survivor and will be donating money from the proceeds of their Cos Bar Party raffle basket to the Pacific Cancer Association. To make a reservation call 808-891-9448. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1609n2

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Fern Cooper, 65, and 13 other cataractsurgery patients arrived at Ontario’s Oakville Trafalgar Hospital on June 25 to learn that they would not receive the usual anesthesia because the hospital had decided to schedule an “experimental day” to evaluate how unsedated patients responded. (The Ontario Health Insurance Plan had recently cut anesthesiologists’ fee.) A topical numbing gel, plus doctors’ reassurances were provided, but Cooper, previously diagnosed with severe anxiety, told the Toronto Star of the terror she felt when, fully awake, she watched the surgeon’s scalpel approaching, and then cutting, her eyeball.

Rhesus monkeys have always posed delicate problems in India, where they are both revered (by Hindu law) and despised (for damaging property and roaming the streets begging for food). In Delhi, the rhesus population has grown dramatically, aided by the Hindus who feed them, and streets and private property are increasingly fouled. However, Amar Singh’s business is good.

He owns 65 langurs (apes much more vicious than rhesus monkeys) and, for the equivalent of about $200 per month, periodically brings one or two by a client’s house to urinate in the yard so that the rhesus monkeys will steer clear.

HYPNO-CRISIS Officials organizing a show for high school girls in June in Sherbrooke, Quebec, signed up a 20-year-old apprentice hypnotist to perform, but by the end of his session, he had failed to bring all of the entranced girls out of their spells, including one who was so far under that the man had to summon his mentor from home (an hour’s drive away) to rescue her. The mentor, Richard Whitbread, quickly rehypnotized her and then snapped her out of it with a stern voice, according to a Canadian Broadcasting Corp. News report. He noted that his protege is a handsome young man, which might have unduly influenced the girls.

CHRISTIANITY ON SALE THIS WEEK! Christianity has grown in acceptance recently in Ratanakiri province, Cambodia, according to a June report in the Phnom Penh Post, as up to 80 percent of the population has given up the traditional Theravada Buddhism (mixed with animism) as too demanding. According to local officials, traditional priests typically prescribe expensive offerings, such as a slaughtered buffalo, as the price of improving a relative’s health. Said one convertee, with the money saved using Western medicine instead of traditional sacrifices, she was able to build a house for her family.

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According to a June lawsuit by a former student, Western Nevada College’s course in human sexuality was so over-the-top that it might be described as a collection of instructor Tom Kubistant’s erotic fantasies about college-age kids.

Among Kubistant’s demands, according to “K.R.,” were keeping a masturbation journal (and ramping up the activity to twice the student’s precourse level), disclosing one’s uninhibited sexual fantasies that in some cases were described by the instructor to the class at large, and conducting discussion groups on the uses of sex toys and lubricants. By the fifth week, K.R. claimed, Kubistant had abandoned his schedule of topics and begun to dwell extensively on “the female orgasm.”

Kubistant’s instructions appear to fit the faculty handbook’s definition of sexual harassment.

FAMILY VALUES Alleged drug dealer Jesus “Pepe” Fuentes, 37, was arrested in Chicago in May after his mother botched a heroin pickup for him.

Fuentes, eager to catch a concert by the rapper Scarface, sent his mother instead to gather the 10-kilo drop. She collected the drugs, but the entire shipment was lost when she failed to use a turn signal and was stopped by police.

STUPID MOM TRICKS Catherine Venusto, 45, was arrested in July and charged with breaking into the computer system of the Northwestern Lehigh School District in Pennsylvania (where she formerly worked) and changing the records of her two children (and while at it, reading private emails of 10 school officials). Venusto allegedly switched a daughter’s F grade to M (for medically excused) and one grade of her overachieving son from 98 to 99.

MOVIES COME TO LIFE Romanian gang members have apparently been apprehended after a series of robberies during March, April and May that resembled a scene from a recent Fast and Furious movie. The gang’s vehicle approaches the rear of tractor-trailers traveling at highway speed, and gangsters climb onto the hood, grab the 18-wheeler’s rear door, open it using specialized tools, and steal inventory, apparently without knowledge of the driver. In one video released by police in Bucharest, the gang members, after peering inside the trailer, decided to take nothing and climbed back out.

THE ARISTOCRAT! Jacksonville, Fla., sheriff’s officers were investigating in July a suspect (not identified) who they believe is responsible for several incidents in which boxes of ready-to-use saline enemas were purchased at a CVS drugstore, opened, used, put back in the boxes, resealed and returned for refund (and which in some cases wound up back on the store’s shelves).

The sheriff’s office noted that the man they suspect is in custody, having been arrested on unrelated charges in June. ■ chuck@mauitime.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1609n3

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Sharing Aloha Through Music

Inside this weekend’s free second annual Lanai Slack Key Festival

By Jen Russo

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he gorgeous grassy field at the Manele Bay Resort on Lanai is warm, but festive. It overlooks one of the best snorkeling bays on the island, a stretch of glistening white sand beach, turquoise water crashing against rocky cliffs and a Jack Nicklaus golf course. This Friday night, local Lanai folk, beach park campers and Four Seasons guests will holo holo here for the Lanai Slack Key Festival. There, they will experience an art form that has been practiced and perfected for the last 200 years in these islands.

The name “slack key” comes from a translation of the Hawaiian ki ho alu, “to loosen the key.” Musicians and oral history will tell you there are paniolo roots in slack key playing. It’s a blend of Spanish guitar styled from hired cowboys in the 1800s and Hawaiian rhythms and chants layered and developed over the steel guitar through the years into its very own genre. It began the moment Captain Cook stepped foot in Kealakekua Bay and continues to shape the islands today.

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Musicians didn’t actually get around to recording slack key until the mid 1940s. Like many gifts of Hawaiian culture, the art of slack key was not at first recognized openly as an art form. It didn’t enjoy the explosion of popularity in the early 20th century like other forms of Hawaiian music. Instead, slack key was passed down through families, a tradition enjoyed in back yards and paniolo homesteads for more than a century.

It was Gabby Pahinui who brought the music to the forefront, and he is recognized as one of slack key’s modern forefathers. In recent years, slack key has reached mainstream music appetites, evidenced by Grammy awards for Best Hawaiian music albums going to many contemporary slack key artists.

One such student of Pahinui, Kawika Kahiapo (who won the Na Hoku Hano Hano title of slack key Artist of the Year in 2007) performs at the festival this weekend.

“At age eight, I started learning ‘ukulele from my dad,” says Kahiapo, who was born on Oahu.”When I was 10, he put a guitar

in my lap that was tuned to G Taro patch tuning. He then leaned over and strummed the strings for me. I now describe that as a spiritual experience–the vibration of the instrument against my body. I wanted to make music from then on. I took no formal lessons, just what my dad taught me, and copying riffs off of old Hawaiian music LPs. Later, I was mentored by Gabby Pahinui. There were many jam sessions in our garage. It’s one thing to aspire and play, but when your aunties and uncles come over to jam, I had a platform to learn and grow. Gabby was there frequently. I picked his brain. Those were some of my favorite moments.”

For Kahiapo, slack key music is unique, but firmly rooted in Hawaiian art. “The form of slack key is like anything else Hawaiian,” he says. “We infuse the spirit of our heart and the mana of the land and sky.”

The Second Annual Lanai Slack Key Festival will wake up this quiet tourist destination, the smallest of the county’s three inhabited islands

that lies in our Western horizon, connected to Maui by a 45-minute boat ride across the ‘Au ‘Au channel via Expeditions Ferry. This small community of around 3,000 residents swells with pride as it hosts three days of music and artists at seven venues across the island, all of which have free admission.

“Four Seasons is pleased to welcome back and host the music and cultural festival with such revered artists gracing our stage to perform for the Lanai community and resort guests,” said Tom Roelens, General Manager of Four Seasons Resorts Lanai. “We understand the importance of the arts and are privileged to be able to assist with bringing the Lanai Slack Key Guitar Festival to the island for all to enjoy.”

Maui filmmaker and festival founder Kenneth K. Martinez Burgmaier and his companies Jazz Alley TV and Hawaii OnTV.com partner with the Lanai community and Four Season’s Resorts Lanai to bring the slack key guitar festival to the island. Martinez Burgmaier is well known for his syndicated Jazz Alley TV show that airs Saturday nights at 9pm on

KIKU, the 22-year series has won Best TV series from Billboard Music Awards twice. He says keeping the events free and “bringing the highest quality of entertainment to people who don’t always have the opportunity or funding to go experience great music, have free workshops and meet the artists” are the key elements he builds into the events.

The slack key festival kicks off with a gorgeous outdoor party at the resort. There will be amazing epicurean treats for the festival-goers: poke and sushi bentos and fish tacos, all packaged perfectly for outdoor picnicking while you perch on the grass and listen to music. On Saturday, the festival transforms the Great Hall of the Lodge at Koele into a cozy posh slack key lounge. Pupus like their Pulehu ribs, truffle oil popcorn and cheese platters complement the experience. The Lanai resorts do a great job creating the environment where the community and guests and artists can all come together to celebrate the music, but several other local businesses offer slack key jams, including No Ka Oi Grindz, Coffee Works and Cafe 565.

The slack key festival got its beginnings on Lanai after Martinez Burgmaier, along with Kepa Maly, directed and produced the History of Lanai for the Lanai Culture and Heritage Center. Martinez Burgmaier also credits the late Uncle Boy Kana’e, who was the emcee at many Jazz Alley TV events, with giving him inspiration and drive.

“We hope to create the Oahu Jazz And Blues Festival next, and bring back our Hana Film festival,” says Martinez Burgmaier. “We will do our best to continue with our Lanai Slack Key, Ukulele, Jazz and Film Festivals no matter what obstacles might pop up, IMUA! And as my grandma and Uncle Boy Kana‘e always told me, ‘Mai Makau’–Don’t Fear!

Kana’e was part of our Jazz Alley TV Film Productions and a partner in crime with me and Dave Lower (another partner). We talked everyday and he would spend many treasured holiday dinners together with our ohana.”

Kana’e brought Martinez Burgmaier together with Benny Uyetake, a local musician on Maui who has been teaching music to Maui’s keiki for more than 25 years. Uyetake performs at many of Martinez Burgemaier’s events and will be releasing a new slack key CD at the festival. He brings another important piece of the musical legacy to these festivals, the keiki. His students from Kalama Intermediate in Makawao, where he has 200 students in the sixth to eighth grades, often attend.

Being “a teacher of the arts I feel is a commitment of perpetuating my craft, as my dad and brother has taught me,” says Uyetake. “I had so many great teachers. I think this has created a whole person in me. That’s why I continue to teach children. I also try to expose kids to festivals for the reason of building confidence when performing. Most of these festivals are free [so] families can listen. Kids can watch and be influenced by other great players. Being around great festivals and experienced players encourages kids to strive to be the best in whatever they do or pursue in life. This is true for kids and other seasoned performers.”

Uyetake has a special connection to middle school students. He teaches ‘ukelele and his students perform their own songs or songs they learn in class. He says they love the music of Jake Shimabukuro and Kalei Gamiao.

Uyetake says Kalama and King Kekaulike have a strong arts education program from teach-

Festival founder Kenneth K. Martinez Burgmaier

ers like Ed Queja, Beverly Barnard, Fred Losano, Casey Nagato, Ken Hattersley and Chris Kepler, who nurture music and fine arts.

“I think the public schools have a lot to offer,” he says. “If anything, there should be a highly qualified elementary music teacher. I remember when I was in elementary school we had a teacher teaching music for each grade. It was cool! While I think private

school is a great option, our public school exposes our students to real life experiences.

I think we create a ‘whole student.’ How I do this is by including students in all kinds of performances. I prepare not only with a set curriculum, but catering the curriculum to the next venue of performance.”

Creating a place for musicians to share

FESTIVAL SCHEDULE OF EVENTS FRIDAY, AUG. 17 • Manele Bay - 6-9pm: Legendary performers take to the stage for an enchanting evening of slack key guitar. Manele Bay will feature a special dinner under the stars.

SATURDAY, AUG. 18 • Coffee Works – 9-11am: Start the morning with a ‘Cup of Joe’ at the Slack Key Java Jam with Benny Uyetake.

• Café 565 – 11am-1pm: Enjoy live music in Lanai City during lunch with a performance by Kevin Brown.

• The Lodge at Koele - 4-8pm: The Great Hall will come alive with music from Dennis Kamakahi, John Keawe, Brother Noland,

Kevin Brown, Benny Uyetake, Kawika Kahiapo, Ernest Puaa, Kevin Brown and a hula performance by Hope Keawe.

SUNDAY, AUG. 19 • No Ka Oi Grindz – 9:30-11:30am: Enjoy live music in Lanai City with a morning jam session featuring Ernest Pua’a. The music continues with the Ki Ho’alu Fireside Jam in the Great Hall with Grammy winning performances by the talented musicians.

• The Lodge at Koele – 11am-1pm: The music continues with Sunday Brunch in the Great Hall with Kevin Brown.

• The Lodge at Koele – 7-9pm: The festival concludes with an evening performance in the Great Hall with Kevin Brown.

with youth is part of Martinez Burgmaier’s vision. He recalls his tutu Sylvia Baca Martinez taking him to movies and listening to Hawaiian and jazz music, inspiring his career in film and eventually creating festivals around music. Now Martinez Burgemaier and his team produce the Lanai Ukulele Festival, Lanai Slack Key Festival, the Maui Jazz Festival, and the Hana, Molokai and Lanai Film festivals, with more festivals in development. Martinez Burgmaier also continues to produce and direct award winning documentaries like Ki Ho Alu-Keola Beamer and Jazz Colony with Michael Douglas.

Most recently, his film Malama Ko AlohaAunty Nona Beamer premiered at the Big Island Film Festival, while Brother Noland beyond the Coconut Girl is in production. Martinez Burgemaier will also host a CD release for Lanai Slack Key Festival LIVE at Koele. This album will feature live performances from artists of the 2011 Lanai Slack key Festival: Dennis Kamakahi, Sonny Lim, John Keawe, Brother Noland, Cindy Combs, Kevin Brown and Uyetake.

“The talent these artists have is always an inspiration to me and I just want to share it,” says Martinez Burgmaier. “If I can create a vehicle through my festivals to touch someone who has never experienced live music like we produce at our festivals and events it makes it worth it. We just want to share true aloha through music. I hope maybe one of our keiki who gets inspired at our festivals may be entertaining us in the future.”

Martinez Burgmaier says funding for these projects is always a challenge, but he tries not to focus on that or let it stop him. He funds the events through his own own production companies and through local business owners who also see his vision as well as “a ton of kokua from the community.” He says the resorts have offered “tremendous help. They cut all the red tape you have to go through with state and county properties and it’s just so lovely to be on site at these wonderful locations.”

The festivals have been hosted at the Four Seasons Resorts Lanai, Grand Wailea, Mauna Kea Beach Hotel, Hotel Hana Maui, Hapuna Prince and Ritz Carlton Kapalua. This weekend, Four Seasons will also offer a special festival rate of $199 and $179 per night (call 800-321-4666 and ask for the Lanai Slack Key Guitar Festival package).

Lanai’s Slack Key Festival starts this Friday, Aug. 17 and runs though Sunday, Aug. 19.

Performances will include John Keawe, Dennis Kamakahi, Brother Noland, Kawika Kahiapo, Ernest Puaa, Kevin Brown, Benny Uyetake, Ekolu Kalama and hula with Hope Keawe. World Champion Stand Up Paddler Ekolu Kalama from Molokai will also teach a Stand Up Paddle workshop at Manele Bay Saturday morning and perform over the weekend. The event is free.

As far Kahiapo is concerned, he can’t wait.

“Although I did not perform in last year’s festival in Lanai, I look forward to this year’s event,” he says. “I first met Kenny at the festival in Maui hosted by Milton Lau about seven years ago. These festivals always provide a platform for artisans that continue to keep this cultural tradition alive. People aren’t just coming to hear music, they are being educated in Hawaiian culture.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1609L

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hris Mahon and Luis Fuentes have always wanted to do a big culinary event on Maui. So last November, they hatched a plan to launch Broke da Mouth, an foodie event to highlight the islandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s food diversity and culture. They wanted to pick up where old Taste of Lahaina left off, but take it to a new level. It was easier said than done. Mahon says that, at first, everyone he contacted was in. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Everybody I asked last year was just as excited as me about it,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;But when it came to committing to the event as it got closer, there were a lot of changes.â&#x20AC;?

Mahon and Fuentes have paid their dues in the culinary arena, working in West Mauiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s food and beverage industry for over a decade. Their contacts and enthusiasm for the event created quite a buzz. In fact, The Food Networkâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s eminent carnivore Rahm Fama, who hosts Meat and Potatoes, will emcee the event. Broke Da Mouth will also host a â&#x20AC;&#x153;Choppedâ&#x20AC;? style cooking competition, which will includes Chef Jaron Blosser from Threeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bar and Grill, Josh

Marten from Sharkyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s as well as chefs from Mala and the new Fleetwoods on Front Street. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Our mission is to go big for the little ones,â&#x20AC;? says Mahon. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We are doing this event not just for the culinary aspect but to also raise money for a childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s medical fund. Our non-profit is Make My Day Hawaii. We will have a silent auction and we have over 200 donated restaurant and retail gift certificates that will be raising proceeds for Sina Kahaialii and Olivia Bianco.â&#x20AC;?

Fuentes and Mahon will be manning their own food tent with malasada and coffee, and are excited about the response from other vendors. Restaurants to be featured at the festival include Choice, Maui Kombucha, Bentos and Banquets, Cupies, Bubba Gump, Cool Cat Cafe, Casa Maya, Round Table Pizza, Teddyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bigger Burger, Threeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bar and Grill, Island Froyo, Pulehu Pizza, Crater Dogs, Captain Jackâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, Basil Tomato, Paradise Grill, Olowalu Farms, Nau Luau, Basil Tomato and Tipsy Treats. The festival gives the restaurants a chance to play with dishes outside their menu.

Vendors will also be competing for prizes for Best of Show, Most Creative Booth and Soon to be Famous. There will also be a spam and poke recipe contest, with the winner announced Friday night.

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Fuentes said that making the entry prices es low was important to keep the festival family-friendly endly and accessible to everyone. There will also be a kids’ corner to entertain the keiki. The whole thing ing starts at 5pm and runs to 10:30pm on Friday and Saturday. They will be hosting a happy hour from 5pm m to 6om, and admission will cost just $5 at the door. After fter 6pm general admission is $7, with students 8-18 priced at $5 and under seven free. The official after-party for the event will be at Longhi’s starting at 10pm (your wristband will get you in with Toben n spinning till late night).

“We hope people see our commitment ent and passion to the culinary arena,” says Mahon. “We are so excited to be presenting this event. We know it is going to be a great success.

We are dedicated to bringing more great at events like this to Lahaina. The next one we are looking att doing will be a food truck festival; we would like to plan lan up to four in a year.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso

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THURSDAY, AUG. 16 DENNY TILLMAN LECTURE – Ever wonder what it’s like to be a professional photographer in the Big Apple? Find out this Thursday at the Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center when New York-based photographer Denny Tillman will share his stories from behind the lens. Tillman has more than 20 years of photography experience, and has shot at least 3,000 assignments since opening his studio. Bonafide camera slingers and amateur Instagrammers alike will leave this lecture feeling inspired. Free. 5:306:30pm. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center Solarium (2841 Baldwin Ave.); 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com; dennytillman.com.

PICNIC FOR POKI – Celebrate the aloha spirit in loving memory of Allen “Braddah Poki” Pokipala this Thursday, picnic style! Picnic for Poki happens every third Thursday of the month, and features live Hawaiian music, fresh baked cookies and coffee for sale. Bring something to sit on and your lunch and enjoy a picnic in the sunshine with friends and neighbors. I never met Braddah Poki, but his nickname alone is pretty endearing. Free. 11am-12:30pm. Ka’ahumanu Church (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-871-7720.

FRIDAY, AUG. 17

THURSDAY, AUG. 16

SMALL ISLAND BOOK SIGNING – Our very own Maui Time Editor Anthony Pignataro is holding a book signing at Barnes & Noble in Lahaina this Friday. Pignataro’s Maui novel, Small Island, which was published last year by Event Horizon Press, is a “noirish story of a bored bartender on the Westside who becomes involved with a nasty world of crooked cops, rich land developers and an ex-B Movie actress with deep problems of her own.” Pick up a copy and get it signed by Pignataro, named Maui’s Best Journalist by the MauiTime (just kidding, that wasn’t a Best Of Maui category, but if it was, he’d totally win). Free. 4-6pm. Barnes & Noble (325 Keawe St., #101, Lahaina); 808-662-1300.

BIOMIMICRY – Biomimicry “studies Nature and attempts to imitate its designs and processes to solve human problems,” states a press release I’ve just received. You can learn all about it at a conversation at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center featuring Bryony Schwan, Executive Director of the Biomimicry Institute in Montana, and Sam Gon, Director of Science of the Nature Conservancy of Hawaii. Their topics will include “conscious emulation of life’s genius as a survival strategy for humans and a path to a sustainable future.” That’s a mouthful. This talk is part three of the “Man/Woman and Nature: Restoring the Balance” public conversation series presented by the Ala Kukui/Hana Retreat and the Maui Arts & Cultural Center. $10. 7pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; alakukui.org.

FRIDAY, AUG. 17 MALAMA WAO AKUA OPENING – The eighth annual Ma¯ lama Wao Akua (MWA) juried art exhibit opens this Friday in conjunction with Makawao’s Third Friday Town Party. Ma¯ lama Wao Akua is the island’s only native species juried art exhibit. Before the exhibit, participating artists will go out on hikes and tours to learn about native flora and fauna, then put their inspiration on paper (or canvas). It’s a great way to preserve Hawaii’s native species through art, and bring attention to conservation efforts. The blessing and awards ceremony will begin at 5pm on Friday, after the jurors’ walk-through. The exhibit will be up until Sept. 16, and gallery hours are 10am-6pm daily. Free.

4pm. Viewpoints Gallery 5979; www.eastmauiwatershed. mauiwatershed.org.

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DIAMONDS LOCAL MUSIC – They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and Diamonds Icebar & Grill in Kihei will be your best friend this Friday. They’re bringing you local musicians Joon Bug, Big John and Daniel Hunkin as well as drink specials and food (served ‘til midnight), all with no cover charge! After all, what are friends for? Free. 9pm. Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299; facebook.com/pages/Diamonds-Ice-Bar-and-Grill.

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FRIDAY, AUG. 17 MAKAWAO 3RD FRIDAY TOWN PARTY – The monthly upcountry block party returns to Makawao this Friday, with lots of music, food, art and all that paniolo town charm. Highlights include the annual “Ma¯ lama Wao Akua” exhibit at Viewpoints Gallery, George Kahumoku & Friends playing at 6:30pm on Main Stage, and an interactive performance by Maui Taiko. Don’t miss the Pink By Nature fashion show at 7:30pm, which will feature looks from local designers Acacia Swimwear, Indah and Hula Hoops, with music by DJ Sweet Beets. Also check out the Iki Nui Side Show at the Shops at Makawao. Participating merchants will donate part of their evening’s sales to the East Maui Watershed Partnership to support their ongoing conservation efforts. Free. 6-9pm. Makawao Town; mauifridays.com/makawao.

STORY OF HAWAII MUSEUM – Until scientists figure out time travry of el, the best way to revisit Hawaii’s past is by checking out The Story lls Hawaii Museum. Located in the Ma’alaea Shops, the museum tells the story of Hawaii with artifacts, maps and other historical documents arranged chronologically. Hop in your DeLorean and check out their Grand Opening, where you’ll enjoy live ick music, refreshments and presentations. The Opening will also kick m. off “Hawaiian History Evenings” with Mele Fong. Free. 5-7:30pm.

00 Story of Hawaii Museum, Ma’alaea Harbor Village (300 Ma’alaea Rd.); storyofhawaiimuseum.com.

SATURDAY, AUG. 18

FRIDAY, AUG. 17 BROKE DA MOUTH FOOD FESTIVAL – “Broke da mouth” is a pidgin expression used when referring to seriously tasty food (not fracturing your jawbone). This weekend, the two-day Broke Da Mouth Food Festival will live up to its name by offering lots of delicious food booths, cooking competitions, a wine tent and a beer garden. Not only will there be ono grinds galore, you’ll also enjoy live music from Willie K, Ekolu Kalama, Clay Mortensen, Jorden T and others. There will even be a fashion show put on by Pure Talent USA with a guest DJ. In this case, breaking your mouth is a very good thing. $8. Aug.17-18.

5pm-7pm. Lahaina Gateway (305 Keawe St.); gobigproductionshawaii.com; facebook.com/gobighawaii.

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SATURDAY, AUG. 18

10-DAY VEGAN RETREAT – Vegan chef and published author Mark Reinfeld will lead you on a journey to delicious, animal-product-free enlightenment. Join him at the Ho’omana Retreat Center for a 10-day vegan cuisine immersion filled with gourmet vegan meals and the tools you need to cook them yourself. Reinfeld opened the Blossoming Lotus Restaurant, winner of the 2006 Ilima Award for “Best Restaurant on Kauai,” and is an award-winning leader in creative vegan cuisine. He won Vegan.com’s Recipe of the Year award in 2011, was Executive Chef for the North American Vegetarian Society’s 2012 Summerfest and has a Masters degree in Holistic Nutrition. Aug. 18-22 & 25-29. $1,500/student includes a manual and daily gourmet vegan feasts. Accommodations available at the center for an additional fee. Ho’omana Retreat Center, (1550 Piiholo Rd., Makawao); veganfusion.com; halehoomana.com.

SUNDAY, AUG. 19

KAMA‘AINA AT KO’S BAR – Kama’aina deals are flowing out like Maui Brewing Co. beer from the taps at the Fairmont Kea Lani’s Ko Bar. Kama’aina get 50 percent off all food and 25 percent off drinks all day everyday when seated at the bar. The bar is freshly renovated and features specialty cocktails and over 200 bottles of wine. You can also enjoy Maui plantation-inspired cuisine from Chef Tylun Pang and live music every night from 6-9pm. And there’s free valet parking! Ko, Fairmont Kea Lani (Wailea Ala Nui Dr.); 808-875-2210; korestaurant.com/bar.

SUNDAY, AUG. 19 ‘THE CREATION’ BY MUSICAL VOICES MAUI – On Maui, it’s not often that you get to experience a 130-member performance of a great composer’s master work. Don’t miss the chance to hear Musical Voices Maui perform “The Creation.” Considered by many to be Franz Joseph Haydn’s musical masterpiece, “The Creation” is an oratorio that covers the creation of the world in three parts (based on depictions from The Book of Genesis and Dante’s Paradise Lost). Bob Willis will be conducting the 130 orchestra and choral members in a one-time, unforgettable performance. Come at 2:30pm for a discussion about the piece led by Wills and pianist Beth Fobbe-Wills. $25 (25 percent off for students with ID). 3:30pm. Castle Theater, Maui Arts & Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; mauiarts.org.

REFLECTIONS OF KALAUPAPA – Photographer Wayne Levin’s exhibit at the Schaefer Gallery explores the past and present of Kalaupapa, Molokai, where Hansen’s Disease patients lived in mandatory isolation until the law was repealed in 1969. The exhibit includes archival images and documents, as well as Levin’s portraits of Kalaupapa residents and their families.

From 2-4pm on Sunday, Aug. 19, sit in on a talk story discussion of Kalaupapa with eight panelists, including Boogie Kahilhiwa, a Kalaupapa resident for more than 50 years. Other panelists include people whose relatives were sent to Kalaupapa. The discussion is free and open to the public. Free. Exhibit runs Aug. 19-Sept. 30. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); pitchengine.com/mauiartsculturalcenter.

TUESDAY, AUG. 21 GIRLS’ NIGHT OUT – Grab the girls and head over to the Melting Pot in Lahaina for a four-course fondue-filled funfest. Dipping stuff in melted cheese has never been more fashionable. The Melting Pot pulls out all the stops for the ladies, including a martini bar, trunk shows, prize giveaways and more. You might even see Justin Bieber there; we know he likes “chillin’ by the fire while we eatin’ fondue.” $35 per person. 5-9pm. The Melting Pot (325 Keawe St., Ste. A202, Lahaina); 808-661-6181; meltingpot.com

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Suddenly, a thunderstorm magically appears only over the Greenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s house. Like a newly grown weed, a boy (played by CJ Adams) sprouts out of the ground, with leaves on his legs proof of his backyard origin. The Greens, desperate to become parents, name him â&#x20AC;&#x153;Timothyâ&#x20AC;? and try to pass the child off as their own.

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This is the kind of mild, pleasant and sweet family drama that will appeal to a limited but appreciative audience.

Parents who are pondering adopting, in the process of adoption, or planning to inform their children about the dynamics of bringing a new child into their home may want to share this movie.

As a message movie for families who adopt, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s unquestionably valuable but as entertainment, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s too gentle to leave an impression. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll admit that the love story between Timothy and the townâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wild child touched me and that the final scene left a lump firmly in my throat. Yet, I found much of this forced, not to mention ridiculous and not for anyone who considers themselves even a little cynical.

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FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue)

Hope Springs-PG13-THU (1:20, 4:15), 7:00, 9:30.

FRI (1:15, 3:45), 6:55, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:15), 3:45, 6:55, 9:15. MON-TUE (3:45), 6:55, 9:15.

Paranorman-PG13-FRI (1:00, 3:30), 6:45, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:30, 6:45, 9:15. MONTUE (3:30), 6:45, 9:15.

Sparkle-PG13-FRI (1:20, 4:15), 7:00, 9:35.

SAT-SUN (1:20), 4:15, 7:00, 9:35. MONTUE (4:15), 7:00, 9:35.

Step Up Revolution 2D-PG13-THU (1:15, 3:45), 6:55, 9:15.

The Campaign-R-THU (1:20, 4:00), 7:05, 9:35.

FRI (1:20, 4:00), 7:00, 9:35. SAT-SUN (1:20), 4:00, 7:00, 9:35. MON-TUE (4:00), 7:00, 9:35.

Total Recall-PG13-THU (1:30, 4:20), 7:00, 9:35.

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1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Ice Age: Continental Drift-PG-FRI-TUE 10:45, 1:00, 3:10.

Sparkle-PG13-FRI-SAT 11:25, 2:00, 4:35, 7:10, 9:45. SUN-TUE 11:25, 2:00, 4:35, 7:10.

Step Up Revolution 2D-PG13-FRI-SAT 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50. SUN-TUE 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30.

The Bourne Legacy-PG13-FRI-SAT 11:00, 2:00, 5:00, 8:00, 10:50. FRI-SAT 12:30, 3:30, 7:00, 9:50. SUN-TUE 11:00, 2:00, 5:00, 8:00.

SUN-TUE 12:30, 3:30, 7:00.

Total Recall-PG13-FRI-SAT 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:05, 9:30. FRI-SAT 5:30, 8:00, 10:30. SUN-TUE 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:05. SUN-TUE 5:30, 8:00.

KUKUI MALL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 1-800-326-3264 ( Matinees: every day until 4pm)

NEW THIS WEEK THE EXPENDABLES 2 - R - Action - All your favorite aging action heroes are back (including Stallone, Statham, Willis, Li and Ahnold!), and this time they blow up approximately one-quarter of the Earthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s surface. 102 min.

THE ODD LIFE OF TIMOTHY GREEN - PG -

Comedy/Drama - A childless couple dreams of having a baby, and then one day lightning strikes their backyard and out pops a kid with tree branches growing out of his legs. Odd is right. See this weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s film critique. 125 min.

PARANORMAN - PG - Animation/Comedy

- Some kid who can talk to the dead goes up against some scary folks to save his town from a curse. 93 min.

The Bourne Legacy-PG13-THU 12:45, 3:40, 6:30, 9:20. FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:55, 4:50, 7:50, 10:30. SUN 11:00, 1:55, 4:50, 7:50. MON-TUE 12:45, 3:40, 6:30, 9:20.

The Campaign-R-THU 1:15, 3:30, 5:30, 7:30, 9:30. FRI-SAT 11:10, 1:15, 3:30, 5:30, 7:30, 9:30. SUN 11:10, 1:15, 3:30, 5:30, 7:30. MONTUE 1:00, 3:00, 5:00, 7:00, 9:00.

The Dark Knight Rises-PG13-THU 1:05, 4:30, 8:00. FRI-SAT 11:30, 3:00, 7:00, 10:20. SUN 11:30, 3:00, 7:00. MON-TUE 1:05, 4:30, 8:00.

The Expendables 2-R-FRI-SAT 11:15, 1:20, 3:45, 6:00, 8:20, 10:40. SUN 11:15, 1:20, 3:45, 6:00, 8:20. MON-TUE 1:30, 4:05, 7:00, 9:25.

Total Recall-PG13-THU 1:00, 3:45, 6:20, 8:50.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

The Amazing Spider-Man-PG13-THU: (3:25), 6:45, 9:45. FRI (12:15), 3:15), 6:15, 9:10. SAT-SUN (12:15, 3:15), 6:15, 9:10.

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days-PG-THU (2:00, 2:30, 4:20, 4:50), 6:40, 7:10, 9:00, 9:20.

FRI (11:40, 1:50, 4:20), 6:40, 9:00. SAT-SUN (11:40, 1:50), 4:20, 6:40, 9:00. MON-TUE (1:50, 4:20), 6:40, 9:00.

Hope Springs-PG13-THU (2:20, 4:45), 7:15, 9:40. FRI (11:55, 2:20, 4:45), 7:15, 9:40. SATSUN (11:55, 2:20), 4:45, 7:15, 9:40. MONTUE (2:20, 4:45), 7:15, 9:40.

Paranorman-PG13-FRI (11:45, 4:15). SATSUN (11:45), 4:15. MON-TUE (4:15).

Paranorman 3D-PG-FRI (2:00), 6:30, 8:45. SATSUN (2:00), 6:30, 8:45. MON-TUE (2:00), 6:30, 8:45.

Ted-R-THU 2:25, 4:55), 7:25, 9:55. FRI (11:50, 4:40), 9:35. SAT-SUN (11:50), 4:40, 9:35. MON-TUE (4:40), 9:35.

THE BOURNE LEGACY - PG13 - Action/Adventure - In this Matt Damon-less incarnation of Robert Ludlumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s spy novel, Jeremy Renner plays American super-assassin Aaron Cross. 135 min.

THE CAMPAIGN - R - Comedy - Will Ferrell

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THE DARK KNIGHT RISES - PG13 - Action Christian Bale returns as the Batman to fight the menacing mercenary Bane (Tom Hardy) and Catwoman (Anne Hathaway) in this final installment of Christopher Nolanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s trilogy. 164 min.

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: DOG DAYS - PG - Family/Comedy - Greg has big plans for his summer vacation, but then everything goes haywire. Based on the popular teen books. 94 min.

SPARKLE - PG13 - Drama - Three sisters form

HOPE SPRINGS - PG13 - Comedy/Drama

a girl group in 1960s Motown. 116 min.

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NOW PLAYING THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN - PG13 - Action/

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TED - R - Comedy - Mark Wahlberg plays a

guy whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s childhood teddy bear comes alive (and has director Seth MacFarlaneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s voice) for some reason. 106 min.

TOTAL RECALL - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - This

The Campaign-R-THU (2:15, 2:55, 4:35, 5:15), 7:00, 7:30, 9:15, 9:50. FRI (12:05, 12:30, 2:15, 2:55, 4:35, 5:15), 6:55, 7:25, 9:15, 9:50. SATSUN (12:05, 12:30, 2:15, 2:55), 4:35, 5:15, 6:55, 7:25, 9:15, 9:50. MON-TUE (2:15, 2:55, 4:35, 5:15), 6:55, 7:25, 9:15, 9:50.

The Dark Knight Rises-PG13-THU (1:30, 3:00, 5:00), 6:30, 8:30, 10:00. FRI (12:45, 1:30, 4:10, 5:05), 7:45, 8:30. SAT-SUN (12:45, 1:30), 4:10, 5:05, 7:45, 8:30. MON-TUE (1:30, 4:10, 5:05), 7:45, 8:30.

The Expendables 2-R-FRI (11:30, 12:00, 1:55, 2:30, 4:25, 5:00), 7:00, 7:30, 9:30, 10:00. SATSUN (11:30, 12:00, 1:55, 2:30), 4:25, 5:00, 7:00, 7:30, 9:30, 10:00. MON-TUE (1:55, 2:30, 4:25, 5:00), 7:00, 7:30, 9:30, 10:00.

The Odd Life of Timothy Green-PG-THU (2:05, 4:30), 7:20, 9:45. FRI (11:35, 2:05, 4:30), 7:20, 9:45. SAT-SUN (11:35, 2:05), 4:30, 7:20, 9:45. MON-TUE (2:05, 4:30), 7:20, 9:45.

The Watch-R-THU (2:10, 4:40), 7:05, 9:35. FRI (2:10), 7:05. SAT-SUN (2:10), 7:05. MON-TUE (2:10), 7:05.

Tyler Perryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s: Madeaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Witness ProtectionPG13-THU (1:35, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days-PG-THU (1:15, 3:45), 6:55, 9:15.

The Bourne Legacy-PG13-THU (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 10:00. FRI (1:00, 3:45), 6:45, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:45, 9:45. MON-TUE (1:00, 3:45), 6:45, 9:45.

The Dark Knight Rises-PG13-THU (12:00, 3:15), 6:30, 9:50. FRI (12:15, 3:30), 6:35, 9:40.

SAT-SUN (12:15), 3:30, 6:35, 9:40. MON-TUE (12:15, 3:30), 6:35, 9:40.

The Expendables 2-R-FRI (1:15, 4:15), 7:05, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:15, 7:05, 9:45. MONTUE (1:15, 4:15), 7:05, 9:45.

remake of the Arnold Schwarzenegger flick, which was based on a Philip K. Dick story, concerns one Douglas Quaid (Colin Farrell), who tries to take a mental vacation, only to wake up and find everything he knows about himself may have been a lie. 118 min.

THE WATCH - R - Comedy - Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn play suburban neighborhood watch guys who find themselves battling an interstellar alien invasion. 101 min.

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LAST CHANCE ICE AGE: CONTINENTAL DRIFT - PG - Anima-

tion - Your old friends Manny, Diego and Sid set sail on an iceberg and meet exciting sea creatures and pirates. Of course they do. 94 min.

STEP UP: REVOLUTION - PG13 - Drama - Emily moves to Miami to become a professional dancer, then totally falls for dance crew leader Sean who lives in a neighborhood Emilyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s land developer pop may demolish. 97 min

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TYLER PERRYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S: MADEAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S WITNESS PROTECTION - PG13 - Comedy - Madea shelters a

Wall Street banker squealing on a mob-backed Ponzi scheme. Sure, happens all the time. 114 min.

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BIG SHOWS LANA’I SLACK KEY GUITAR FESTIVAL - Fri, Aug 17 through Sun, Aug 19. See our cover story on p.10 for info. Free. 7-9pm Manele Bay Four Seasons; lanaislackkeyfestival.com HAPA SUPPER CLUB - Fri, Aug 17. A 4-course dinner and show featuring live music from Hapa. $60 dinner & show, $30 show only.

6pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com JOON BUG, BIG JOHN & DANIEL HUNKIN - Fri, Aug 17. See picks on p. 17 for info. No Cover. 9pm Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd. #314); 808-874-9299 MOTHXP - Special guest performances by Erin Smith and Merika. Fri, Aug 17. $10. 10pm Three’s Bar & Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808879-3133; threesbarandgrill.com RETURN OF THE CHINO - LIVE STAR WARS COMEDY - Sat, Aug 18. Power Up Comedy presents a live stand-up Star Wars themed show celebrating the return of Curtis “Chino” LaForge.

Hosted by Sunny Dennis with comedians Doug Wycoff and Teresa Sickels performing for the “PG-13” show and Jason Strahn and Doc Titanium performing for the “R” rated show. $10 Advance, $15 Door - Free with full costume if seats are open. “PG-13” rated show: 8-9:30pm, “R” rated show: 10-11:30pm Stella Blues, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-344-1563; powerupcomedy.com THE VINCE ESQUIRE BAND - Sat, Aug 18.

No Cover. 10pm Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd. #314); 808-874-9299 THE CREATION - Sun, Aug 19. See picks on p. 17 for info. $25 to $45, plus applicable fees.

3:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Tue, Aug 21. $10 cover. 9pm Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com SLACK KEY SHOW – MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN MUSIC WITH LEDWARD KAAPANA - Wed, Aug 22. George Kahumoku Jr. hosts this Grammy Award-winning concert series featuring Ledward Kaapana, slack key guitar grand master. $37.99-78.35; Doors at 6:45pm, show at 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd.); 808-669-3858; slackkey.com / napilikai.com

Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-573-6999; eastmauiwatershed.org PINK BY NATURE FALL FASHION SHOW - Preview fall looks by local designers Acacia Swimwear, Hula Hoops, and Indah. Music by DJ Sweet Beets. Lighting and visuals by Event Horizon. Free. 7:30pm Pink By Nature, (3663 Baldwin Ave., Makawao) FREERADICALS PROJEKT - With guests, Kinky Politicians, and a special appearance by The Kit Kat Cabaret. $15; presale available on website. 9:30pm-1am Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; freeradicalsprojekt.com

FOODIE BROKE DA MOUTH FOOD FESTIVAL - Fri, Aug 17 through Sat, Aug 18 - See picks on p.

17 for info. $8 admission. 5pm-7pm. Lahaina Gateway, (305 Keawe St.); gobigproductionshawaii.com / facebook.com/gobighawaii BLOSSOMING LOTUS - 10-DAY VEGAN FUSION CUISINE IMMERSION - Sat, Aug 18-22 & Aug 25-29. See picks on p. 17 for info. $1,500/student. Ho’omana Retreat Center, (1550 Piiholo Rd., Makawao); veganfusion. com; info@veganfusion.com GIRLS NIGHT OUT - Tue, Aug 21. See picks on p. 17 for info. $35 per person. 5-9pm The Melting Pot, (325 Keawe St., Ste. A202, Lahaina); 808-661-6181; meltingpot.com

TICKETS ON SALE JOHN CRUZ SUPPER CLUB - Fri, Aug 24. A 4-course dinner and show featuring Grammy award-winning singer/songwriter, John Cruz. $60 dinner & show, $30 show only. 6pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808874-3779; stellablues.com AUGIE T’S SUMMER OF LOL WITH JOSE DYNAMITE - Fri, Aug 24. $20/standard, $35/ premium with meet-and-greet. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org CYCLE TO THE SUN - Sat, Aug 25. A 36-mile uphill race from beachside Paia to the 10,023foot summit of Haleakala. Entries only taken online. $225 individual entry fee; $325 relay entry fee. 6:30am-3pm (99 Hana Hwy.); cycletothesun.com; donnie@gocyclingmaui.com

MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY’S “EDGE OF THE FOREST” BLOCK PARTY - See picks on p. 17 for info. Free. 6-9pm Baldwin Avenue will be closed between Brewer Road and Makawao Avenue; facebook.com/makawao / twitter.com/makawaotown

9TH LIFE HAWAII’S NO KILL CONFERENCE - Sat, Aug 25. Nathan Winograd, keynote speaker and outspoken leader of the No Kill Revolution, will hold a multi-media presentation, followed by a book signing. Lunch at noon, followed by guest speakers Diana Blankenburg and Ryan Clinton. $50 pre-registration fee; $75 at door. 9am-4pm Nahele Banquet Room, Kahili Golf Course, (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Wailuku); 808-572-3499; 9thlifehawaii.org

OPENING RECEPTION OF MALAMA WAO AKUA 2012 - See picks on p. 17 for info. Free. 5pm

PAULA FUGA SUPPER CLUB - Sat, Aug 25.

A 4-course dinner and show featuring Paula Fuga,

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Mike Love and Sam Ites. $60 dinner & show, $30 show only. 6pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com DJ Z-TRIP - Sat, Aug 25. DJ Z-Trip aka “The Godfather of Mash-Ups” is making a rare club performance on Maui. Special guests include Jay.P and DJ Sweet Beets. This show is close to being sold out; hard tickets can be purchased at Charley’s, Karamel Collection (Paia) and Requests Music. Presale $30. 9pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; ztripmaui.eventbrite.com

EVENTS THURSDAY, AUG 16 COMMERCIAL SERVICES PLAN PUBLIC MEETING - An “open house” meeting with information stations where people can engage in conversation with Park staff who can answer questions and take public comments. A brief PowerPoint presentation will be given after the meeting. Free. 5-7pm Hana Community Center, Building A, Cafeteria room 2, (5101 Uakea Rd.); 808-572-4402; nps.gov/hale ARTIST LECTURE: DENNY TILMAN See picks on p. 17 for info. 5:30-6:30pm Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com MAN/WOMAN & NATURE SERIES: BIOMIMICRY - LEARNING FROM THE NATURAL WORLD - See picks on p. 17 for info. $10.

7pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; alakukui.org ARTIST DEMONSTRATION - Fine Art Oil Painter, Jack Hamilton, will be sharing his particular style and technique with the public. This is a great opportunity to see the entire process of creating a beautiful painting. A selection of his recent oil paintings will be on display. Free.

11am-2pm Maui Hands, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; mauihands.com PICNIC FOR POKI - See picks on p. 17 for info. Free. 11am-12:30pm Kaahumanu Church, (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-871-7720

FRIDAY, AUG 17 MAUI MUSICAL FESTIVAL - Fri, Aug 17. HawaiiONTV.com and Whole Foods partners up for a live music series featuring jazz and blues.

Free. 11:30am-2pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui SMALL ISLAND BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO BOOK SIGNING - See picks on p. 17 for info.

Free. 4-6pm Barnes & Noble, (325 Keawe #101, Lahaina); 808-662-1300; barnesandnoble.com COMMERCIAL SERVICES PLAN PUBLIC MEETING - An “open house” meeting with information stations where people can engage in conversation with Park staff who can answer questions and take public comments. A brief PowerPoint presentation will be given after the meeting. Free. 5-7pm

Kipahulu Visitor Center, (Mile Marker 42, Hana Hwy., Kipahulu); 808-572-4402; nps.gov/hale STORY OF HAWAII MUSEUM GRAND OPENING EVENT - See picks on p. 17 for info. Free. 5-7:30pm Story of Hawaii Museum, (Maalaea Shops near the Maui Ocean Center); 808-283-3576; storyofhawaiimuseum.com MEET THE ARTIST - Maui Hands Gallery presents the photography of Monica and Michael Sweet. Come by the gallery to meet the artists and to take a look at their work inspired by the beauty of Maui and the Hawaiian Islands. Free.

4-7:30pm Maui Hands, Lahaina, (612 Front St., Ste. D); 808-667-9898; mauihands.com

SATURDAY, AUG 18 RUMMAGE SALE - Get thrifty at this rummage sale to benefit youth pilgrimage to World Youth Day. Meet the youth to benefit as you browse through clothing, accessories, sporting goods and various household items that are up for sale. Open to public; contact Joan by phone for questions. 7am-2pm Gym next to St Joseph’s Church, (1294 Makawao Ave.); 808-344-5232 SURFRIDER FOUNDATION’S KANAHA BEACH CLEAN UP - In partnership with Positive H20, The Water Boy, and Community Work Day, join the Surfrider Foundation for a clean up of Kanaha Beach, followed by lunch provided by Flatbread Pizza. Bring a reusable drinking container, garden gloves, hat and sunscreen. Free.

9:00am Kanaha Beach by the Canoe Hale, (Amala Place, Kahului); 808-283-2470; surfrider.org/maui; chairi@maui.surfrider.org THE AMAZING RACE - A Maui Pride version of the popular TV series, multiple teams will race against each other across the island of Maui to multiple destinations. Once a team reaches a destination, they will need to complete a challenge to move on to the next location. $20 per team; register online. 12-6:30pm 808-4660549; mauipride.org/the-amazing-race MEDB KE ALAHELE EDUCATION FUND BENEFIT DINNER & AUCTION - Now celebrating their 30th anniversary, Maui Economic Development Board proudly presents their annual benefit. Guests will enjoy the popular Apples for Education Auctions, a Robotics Challenge, and presentations by Distinguished Educators. $150. 4:30pm Grand Wailea Resort and Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808875-2300; medb.org/KeAlahele/overview.cfm OPENING RECEPTION OF “A REFLECTION OF KALAUPAPA: PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE” - See picks on p. 17 for info.

Free. 5pm Schaefer International Gallery, (MACC, 1 Cameron Wy., Kahului); 808-2427469; mauiarts.org O-BON FESTIVAL - Service begins at 6pm.

Dancing begins at 7pm. Free. Paia Rinzai Zen Mission, (120 Alawai Rd.); 808-268-2209

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ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

AMBROSIA

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

DigiLuxe w/ DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Sunrize Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm12:30am (all sets no cover)

Ultra w/ DJ CIA 10pm; no cover

MON - DJ Skinny Guy / TUE - DJ Jzen and live drumming by James Bowersox / WED - DJ Del Sol and DJ CIA (all sets 10pm; no cover)

Ladies Night 10pm-close; no cover

BLUE LAGOON

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL

House Music & You w/ DJ LaRage 10pm; no cover

DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover

Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; no cover

Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

Sam Ahia 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dave Caroll / TUE - Jordan Cuddy / WED - Ekolu Kalama (all sets 7pm; no cover)

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FreeRadicals Projekt w/ Kinky Politicians & The Kit Kat Cabaret, 930pm; $15

CHARLEY’S

DJ Boomshot & DJ Jay 10pm; no cover

I Want Candy - 80s Party 930pm; $10; $5 w/costume

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter D, 7:30-10pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Pool Tournament 6pm; no cover

Joon Bug, Big John & Daniel Hunkin, 9pm; free

Vince Esquire 9:30pm; no cover

Gina Martenilli 6pm; no cover

MON - Gomega / TUE - Rampage w/ S.I.N. / WED - Jukebox Party (all sets 10pm; no cover)

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6pm; no cover

MON - Jukebox Party, 6pm / TUES - Big John, 10pm / WED - Dance Party, 10pm (no cover)

Live DJ (Rooftop) 9pm; no cover

Live DJ (Rooftop) 9pm; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Pa’a Mana 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm-close / TUE - Music videos w/ DJ Daizy, 9pm-close / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm-close (all sets no cover)

Evan Shulman 6-9pm; no cover

R.E. Metoyer’s Blues Rock & Soul Revue, 11am-3pm

Brunch with Willie K 11-2pm; no cover

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Karaoke

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St., Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

Rampage 9pm-close; no cover

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

SUNDAY, AUG 19 KA’AHUMANU CHURCH’S 180 YEAR ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION - The church will commemorate its 180th anniversary with a celebration for the congregants and the community to enjoy. Worship begins at 9am with lunch and music to follow. Entertainment by Uncle Sheldon Brown, Na Leo Lani O Maui Choir, and Uncle Richard Ho’opi’i. Free; donations accepted. 9am Ka’ahumanu Hawaiian Congregational Church, (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-244-5189

MONDAY, AUG 20 ARTIST DEMONSTRATION - Makawao pastelist Kathleen O’Bryan will be demonstrating her technique of undiluted dry pigment soft pastels on black paper. Free. 11am-4pm Maui Hands, Paia, (84 Hana Hwy.); 808-579-9245; mauihands.com BLOOD BANK OF HAWAII COMMUNITY DRIVES - Today through Wednesday. BBOH invites Maui residents to donate blood at one of three Kahului community drives: Mon: 10am5:30pm. Tues. 7am-2:45pm. Wed. 8:30am4:15pm. Church of Jesus Christ Latter Day Saints, Kahului Hawaii Stake, Gymnasium, (125 W. Kamehameha Ave.); 800-372-9966; bbh.org

TUESDAY, AUG 21 MEET AUTHOR OF HOMESCHOOLING: WHY AND HOW - Gail Nagasako, Maui author of Homeschooling: Why and How, will discuss academics, curricula, college and socialization in this free program and Q&A session for parents.

6:30pm Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St.); 808-875-6833; librarieshawaii.org

WEDNESDAY, AUG 22 AGING WISELY COMMUNITY EVENT - This back to school series for parents includes a pre-

Karaoke

TUE - Willie K and The Warehouse Blues Band, 9pm; $10 / WED - Ladies Night - Fast Forward w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm TUE - Eric Dotterer and Friends, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

sentation on financial and estate planning by Roya Deyhim of Est8Planning Counsel, LLC. Bring a friend and your notebook to this educational open house event. Free; light refreshments will be served. 5-7pm Roselani Place, (88 S. Papa Ave., Kahului); 808-8717720; roselaniplace.com; diane@roselaniplace.com

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Ekolu Kalama 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Sam Ahia 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring Bobby Moderow Jr. of the award-winning band Maunalua in the lower courtyard and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. Free. 6:308pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com / @ShopsAtWailea on Twitter.

COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter deAquino 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz 7:3010pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

MEET THE ARTIST - Maui Hands Gallery presents new photography by fine-art photographer Scott Mead. He is an award-winning artist and author of “The Magic of Maui - Ka Makaahehe o Maui.”. Free. 1-6pm Maui Hands, Kaanapali, (200 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-667-7997; mauihands.com OCCUPY MAUI MEETING - The group’s focus is on foreclosure laws and environmental problems. They want to hear about your issues.

Simply attend one of their weekly Wed. meetings to get involved. Free. 5-7pm At Freedom Lawn or Pavilion at UH Maui College, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); occupymaui.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI 100WINES - Fri, Indio & Avi 8-10pm. (Lahaina Gateway Center, 325 Keawe St. #105); 808-661-6181.

CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Fri, Live music 6-9pm; Sat, Bob JOnes & Nils Rosenblad 6-9pm; Sun, Live music 6-9pm; Mon, Sam & Howard Ahia 6-9pm; Tue, Live music 6-9pm; Thu, Erin Smith 6-9pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

WED - Karaoke

ala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Kulewa 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika, Roy & Albert 6:30pm; Sat, Ron, Ikaika & Damon 1:30pm; Sat, Derick & Damon 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian Trio 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808-667-6636.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm; Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Mon, Benny Uyetake and Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Fri, JD on the Rocks 8-10pm.

(845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA CAFE - Fri, Alex L Calma 7-9pm.

(843 Wainee St., Unit 1 & 2); 808-667-6655.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Sun, Brunch with Willie K 11am-2pm; Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St.); 808-661-0700.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback & Junior Lacuesta 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon & Danyel Alana 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku & Peter DeAquino 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kani-

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J); (808) 661-4495.

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JAVA JAZZ

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

JAY’S PLACE

Jordan Tolentino 10pm-close; no cover

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

WED - The Whiskey Pimps, 10pm-close; no cover Eight Track Players, 7pm

John Grover, 7pm

MON - That’s What I’m Talking About TUE - Da Ha-y-ans WED - Herb Anderson (all sets 7pm)

1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Danyel Alana & Don Lopez 8-10pm; no cover

1810 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (all sets no cover)

Karaoke & Dancing 9:30-close; no cover

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Free Karaoke w/ Danny DJ 10pm-12am; no cover

Deja Vu 7:30pm; no cover cover

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LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR

Live Music 7-9:30pm; no cover

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Sounds of Addiction 10pm-close; $5

Jazz All Stars, 7-10pm DJ Benjamin Jay, 10pm; $5

LULU’S LAHAINA

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Karaoke Night 10:30pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 6:30pm; no cover

DJ’s Big Mike and Money Mike in the Mix, 10pm-close; $10

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Benoit Jazz Works 7-9pm; no cover

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2414

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MON - Trivia Night w/ John, 7-9pm / TUE - Open Mic w/ Kenny, 10pm-12am / WED Megatouch Game Day w/ Katie, 7-9pm

Pool Tournament 7-9pm

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MON - Farzad & Mike Madden / TUE - Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pmclose; no cover)

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

Kenny Roberts, 7pm

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

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Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

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MON - Open Mic Night, 6-10pm; no cover (sign up starts at 5pm) TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm WED - Kenny Roberts, 6-9pm; no cover MON - The Benoits / TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae (all sets 6-9pm)

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MON - Speed Dating (Ages 21-45), 7-9pm; $20 cover

Murray Thorne 7-9pm / Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish da Dish!, 9:30pm (both sets no cover)

Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Joe Benedett w/ Tom Conway 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Salsa Night w/ Nieto & Barbara 7:30pm; no cover

Bottoms Up Fridays w/ NLE, 10pm; no cover

Positive Motion and Rising Strong, 10pm; $10 cover

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm.

(100 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Fri, Justin Phillips 6:309:30pm; Sat, Ben Alaon 6:30-9:30pm; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm.

(1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

PARADISE GRILL - Thu, Jazz with Mark Johnson & John Zangrande 6-9pm; Fri, Teri Garrison 6-8pm; Sat, JD & Harry 6-8pm; Sun, Hawaiian Music Night 6-8pm; Mon, Blues with Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos 6-9pm; Tue, Jazz Bossa Blues with Gene & Shea Makana Argel 6-9pm. (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Sat, Jazz on the Green 7-10pm; Fri, Jawaiian Music 7-10pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, JD on the Rocks 5-8pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 5:30-8:30pm.

(658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm; Tue, Piano Jazz w/ Gene Argel 6-9pm. (4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-669-8889.

The Celtic Tigers w/ Bagpiper Roger McKinely 6:30-9:30pm; no cover

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Sat, Coelho Morrison 7-9pm; Sun, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm. (5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm; Mon, Toby Couture & John Michael 8pm; Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night: O Brother, Where Are Thou 7:30-9pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm.

(300 Maalaea Rd. #1M); 808-243-2286.

BUZZ’S WHARF - Thu, Kanikapila Thursdays with Merv Oana 4-7:30pm. (390 Maalaea Boat Harbor Rd.); 808-244-5426.

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm; Sun, Mark Johnstone 6-9pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm. (555 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-879-2224.

DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martenilli 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd. # 314); 808-874-9299.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Mon, Jukebox Party 6pm; Sun, Sebrina Barron 6pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Junior Lacuesta 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson

MON - Joel Katz, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover TUE - Brenton Keith, 7-8pm; no cover WED - Willie K, 7-9pm; dinner & show $65

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KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Island favorites with Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Girls Night Out with Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Music by Rama 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860.

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Wed, Jarret & Wilson 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Wolf 3-5pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Barefoot Minded 3-5pm; Sat, Erin Smith 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 3-5pm; Sun, Kilohana 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Ron & Tarvin 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kilohana 6:30-8:30pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl., Unit B-201); 808-891-2322.

MONSOON INDIA - Sat, Cambria Moss & Ricardo Dioso 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, The Hula Honeys 5:30-8:30pm. (760 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-4555.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Joel Katz 5:30-6:30pm; Wed, Willie K 7-9pm; Thu, Murray Thorne 7-9pm; Fri, Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Joe Benedett with Tom Conway 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers w/ Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, Joel Katz 6:308:30pm; Tue, Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks 7-8pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

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4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina - 669-8889

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PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm; Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm. (Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm.

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TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Live Music - Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30pm. (2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112); 808-875-2910.

THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm. (Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080.

THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Thu, Fri & Sat, Acoustic with Chad Kaya 5-8pm; Sun, Louise Lambert 6:30-9pm; Every Sun, Mon & Wed, Hawaiian Music 5-8pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133.

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MON - Lenny Castellanos & Mark Johnstone, 6-9pm / TUE - Gene & Shea, 6-9pm / WED Johnny Ringo w/ Mark D’Antonio,10pm-1am

Bike Night w/ Vince Esquire 7pm, no cover

Andy Kaina and The Kaina Country Band, 8:30pm

Kawika Ortiz 8:30pm; no cover

Karaoke 4pm; no cover

TUE - Nurse Night / WED - Free Karaoke/ Pool, 6pm

Ah-Tim 4-6pm; no cover

Hapa Supper Club 6pm; $60 dinner & show, $30 show only

Return of the Chino Live Star Wars Comedy PG-13: 8pm/R: 10pm; $15

Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; no cover

MON - Mike Finkewiecz, 4-6pm TUE - Tom Conway, 4-6pm / WED - Randall Rospond, 4-6pm (all sets no cover)

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Danyel Alana 9pm-1am; $4

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WED - Brenton Keith & His Bag O’Tricks; 7pm; no cover

Open Mic Night w/ Shaun Michael, 9pm; no cover

MothXP w/ Erin Smith and Merika, 10pm; $10

Olympics Party w/ DJs Kamikaze & Stylz, 10pm

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STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR & GRILL - Fri, 3rd Friday Special: Ukulele Tunes with Ben 5:307:30pm. (1127 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-1380.

WAILUKU COFFEE COMPANY - Fri, Live music 5-7pm. (28 N. Market St., Wailuku).

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CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON - Tue, Eric Dotterer & Friends 6:30-8:30pm.

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FLATBREAD COMPANY - Mon, Wes Furumoto 6-9pm. (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989.

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BY CAERIEL CRESTIN LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Most Leos have little to fear from the world outside. A nearly indomitable will and impressive self-confidence such as you usually possess represents a formidable defense to whatever troubles life might throw your way.

Actually, the only real danger to your shining power comes from within. You might trick or delude yourself into thinking you’re weak, or vulnerable in ways that you needn’t be.

This week, if you find yourself experiencing pain, fear, or desire—don’t blame the supposed “cause” of your feeling.

The only person who can “make” you feel anything is you.

So, blame yourself. Or better yet, help yourself.

a valid reason for anything. You get busted so rarely that you’ve forgotten how shitty it feels. Temper your evilest urges this week. That badass readiness you’ve got going on is sexy. But it’s dangerous, too. I’m not advising you to chill out completely—I know how taking chances gets your blood flowing. Just choose your risks wisely. Keep your stunts within the realm of the merely eccentric instead of the outrageously illegal—so if you’re asked to answer for your actions they can credibly fall into the categories of thoughtless, youthful pranks, or slightly offbeat practices of your new religion.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Pretend you’ll be going on a trip with a tall, dark stranger.

Pack a suitcase full of money instead of clothes and don’t ask where you’re going. Sounds romantic, doesn’t it? Or creepy, depending on your point of view. In fact, you probably won’t be receiving offers to go on exotic adventure vacations with handsome, enigmatic strangers unless you’re very, very lucky. But if you do, have the courage to see it as romantic instead of sinister.

You have the power to make it (and anything else that’s happening in your life right now) fit your perceptions perfectly. Why not, then, see it as a good thing?

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Like all of us, you’ve got a lot of different mental trips going on. Some are short, quick, and mildly disorienting, like airplane travel. Others are comfortable, eccentric, and companionable, like cross-country train journeys.

A few are more private, like road trips with your best friends. And some (one in particular) are like deep, slow journeys underground. Since most of your day-today thoughts have been pretty sunny and easygoing recently, you might not have noticed the glimmer that’s appeared in the tunnel of one of your darkest and longest journeys. Go ahead and get your hopes up— that particular adventure is almost over.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Car alarms are useless annoyances. Here’s how to steal a car equipped with an alarm: Act embarrassed but unfazed. Shrug helplessly. Appeal to your audience for sympathy as you drive off shaking your head at the blasted thing. Need to kidnap someone? In front of a crowd? No problem. Ham it up. Let everybody but your victim “in on the joke.” People will actually help you, when properly encouraged with winks and smiles.

I’m not recommending that you actually steal vehicles or abduct enemies. These are just minor examples of what you’re capable of this week, just by acting capable. I’d keep it legal, though—your smile is unlikely to do as well in court as it did at the kidnapping.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) “Pin me down and kiss me for hours.” It’s a request you rarely receive (although your sign gets it more than most) but this week you might hear it a couple times--from more than one person. Yup, your compelling charisma cast a wider net than you intended, and you’ve snagged more than one tasty fish. Are you up for this? Is your bedroom tank big enough for two more? Can you give each one the love and attention s/ he deserves? Only you can decide if you’ll try to keep both of them, or let one of them swim free right away.

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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Last night, I dreamt I gave birth to a water-loving, talking yellow housecat who could metamorphose into a lovable midget girl called Cathy. She wasn’t exactly what I expected my future child would be, but just the same I provided her with a wading pool to play in and a stretchy spandex outfit that would accommodate both her forms. She seemed pretty happy. The things we bring into this world, be they children, relationships, or works of art, rarely (if ever) turn out how we expect.

The trick is to love and value them anyway.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) To goad myself into writing, I sometimes give myself an odious ultimatum. Today, it’s: “Write, or thoroughly clean the filthy, filthy kitchen.” Being by nature laid-back (read: lazy) this is often very effective at stirring up my inner muse. It’s still a close call, though. Writing is hard work, despite its apparent simplicity, and the rewards are sometimes more nebulous or obscure than having a spotless kitchen might be. The task you have ahead of you is probably less straightforward than you’d like; nevertheless it still must get done. Get cracking!

Start your work, or go scrub toilets.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Sagittarians don’t have enemies; instead they contend with rivals, competitors, and critics. This week, you’ll probably have to deal with several examples of each.

Indeed, they’ll seem to be lined up as neatly and methodically as bowling pins. They won’t present much of a challenge, luckily. It’s almost as if they appeared merely to demonstrate your current level of might: both the personal power you now wield, and the strength of your allies. Not only do you possess a fierce, fast bowling ball more than capable of tumbling your antagonists into disarray, all your friends have balls of their own—and they know how to use them.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) I apologize if my horoscope seems a little low-key.

See, I’m operating under an enormously heavy burden of guilt this week. One of my best Cap friends got sick while she was visiting me because she was having too much fun. How can I live with myself? I only can by taking this time to remind you: no one has power over you. I’m proud of the way you’ve fully realized this truth when it comes to the people bearing negativity, limitation, and pain into your life.

But you could still work on your boundaries regarding those bringing light and fun. There is such a thing as too much. Don’t go blind admiring the sun.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Somehow, you manage to look appealing and glamorous even when mopping up a disastrously overflowing toilet. I’ve seen you successfully flirt while scooping kitty litter, showing off your dishpan hands, or bathing the dog. But just because you’re capable of making such a good impression even in these most unappealing situations doesn’t mean you have to do all your own dirty work. In fact, if you can’t avoid dirty work completely this week, delegate. Your appointee might even do a better job. Most importantly, it will free you to finally do the vital (and sparklingly clean) task you assigned yourself months ago.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Your intellect is engaged in a to-the-death armwrestling match with your fantasies, while your gentler (but no less competitive, apparently) emotions are playing a high stakes game of boulder-paycheck-scalpel with your sweetest dreams. For a creature so oriented to your misty inner world, it must be jarring to bring your fantastic cloud kingdom here to earth.

Nevertheless, down it comes. So your vast hopes don’t have to squeeze inside a studio apartment, better start making the phone calls, wielding the credit cards, and doing all the fancy footwork necessary to make them a solid, life-size reality.

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