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BLAME THE VOTERS! I am appalled that your newspaper would list Big Beach as the Best Swimming Beach on Maui (Best of Maui, July 19, 2012). Are you truly unaware of the number of people that have been paralyzed at Big Beach? We have had so many patients young, old, tourists and residents that will never walk again after being tossed by a wave at Big Beach. Your article lists only the beauty and none of the dangers. How many tourists will go to Big Beach and go home on a stretcher? I think you need to interview some of our ER physicians and our neurosurgeon Dr. Thomas Rogers who I am sure would be delighted to give you an ear full. In fact, I think you need to do a front page article on this and also surfer’s myelopathy. -Victoria Dennis, FNP-BC, Maui Memorial Medical Center

EH BRAH! Kudos to for recently making the annual Eh Brah Special Issue (July 12, 2012) all about traffic-related submissions. Reckless and dangerous driving is rampant here on the island. It was important to show the utter lack of respect so many people have for the law and for other drivers. Instead of just publishing the rants, you could have one-upped the article by offering solutions to the problems. Here’s one suggestion: Install cameras at every intersection and send automatic, expensive traffic tickets to all those who run red lights. Maui County would not only make a lot of money, but they’d be praised for doing something to insure the safety of all drivers. After a few hundred dollars in repeat tickets, I venture to guess drivers would change their ways and red-light running would no longer be an issue on Maui. -Anonymous, via email

WHEN SKATERS ATTACK OTHER SKATERS “From experience I tell people if you’re over 20, don’t start skating?” (Letters, July 3, 2012). Wow, Jon Unitas (seriously,couldn’t he come up with a more original name than the ‘70s footballer?) must be some world class skater... and under the age of 20 as well? What this doof doesn’t get is that most of us “old guys” aren’t “starting” to skate, most of us are die hard skaters from back in the day when Tony Alva was ripping up pools in SoCal and urethane wheels just replaced the old “clay/ball bearing wheels.” I’m an old dude who still skates. I grew up in SoCal, riding empty pools, homemade plywood ramps and the L.A. County aqueduct system. In the late ‘70s, skateparks popped up all around our area. Yeah, I’m not as crazy as I used to be–I mainly longboard the streets of Wailuku, but I have two young sons who shred the Keopuolani park, Kihei park and the new Lahaina park, and they can hold their own against some of the older teen riders. They’re taught to respect everyone in the park. Besides, us old guys are usually the ones who work for a living and our tax dollars help pay for these parks. So instead of badmouthing other skaters, maybe you should thank them because your prepubescent, freeloading, no job-having butt surely didn’t pay for the park. -Anonymous, via email

CORRECTION In our July 19, 2012 Best of Maui issue, we listed Tots R Us as winning Best Daycare on Maui but got their contact info wrong. While the Hui Noeau does host field trips for the organization, they are not affiliated with them. You can find Tots R Us at 330 Mokuahi St. in Makawao or by calling 808-357-1474.

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Last week the state Department of Labor & Industrial Relations reported that the unemployment rate for Maui County during June was 7.5 percent.

The Descendants, a story of the responsibilities of wealth in Hawaii which was made into an Academy Award-winning movie starring George Clooney. Which of the following Tweets did her @Kauihemmings Twitter account NOT send out during the last couple of weeks? A. “My family and I never tire of watching Fantastic Mr. Fox.� B. “My horoscope says I’m idiosyncratic... I always wondered why kept Worcestershire in the bathroom cabinet. Thank you Stars, mystery solved.� C. “So sad Random House won’t publish my next novel. Going to eat a pint of Ben and Jerry’s and see Magic Mike.� D. “So jealous my husband went to Hali‘imaile last night.� E. “Are there any writer residencies that take families or are they just for scary writerly horny dudes?�

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There are elected officials who give eloquent speeches. There are others with tremendous legal minds who put forth all sorts of visionary legislation, and those who've mastered political maneuvering and get their colleagues to support just about anything. Then there's Joe Pontanilla, who basically just votes for what the big developers and unions want. Born in the Puunene plantation hospital in 1942, he grew up in a segregated workers camp, did a stint in the army, and worked at GTE for 34 years. Pontanilla has also never lost an election. In fact, Pontanilla was part of that infamous little dinner that Alexander & Baldwin threw at Mama’s Fish House back in 2006. It was an informal (and unpublicized) gathering for some of A&B’s top executives and their sympathetic friends on the Maui County Council (those members who weren’t invited treated the snub as a kind of honor in its own right). Pontanilla later told a Maui News reporter that he had paid for his and his wife’s meals and that conversation merely concerned banal subjects like “Las Vegas, community service, home life, vacations.� Whether the termed-out Pontanilla can translate his Maui political strength into a run for a state House seat remains to be seen.

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BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO Seriously, why is this notion that the county ought to hold public hearings like these in the early evening hours still controversial?

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WHILE YOU WERE AT WORK THIS WEEK... There are a couple county hearings from earlier this week that you should know about. On Monday, July 23, the County Council General Plan Committee met at 9am to discuss the West Maui section of the Maui Island Plan Growth maps (which, oddly enough, don’t include the 1,500-plus homes slated to go into Olowalu). Considering that most of you probably worked at that time, it’s unlikely many of you actually made it. Ditto the Tuesday, July 24 Maui Planning Commission hearing (also at 9am, natch) on the long-awaited Honualua project. We’re talking thousands of homes and tens of thousands of square feet of commercial development that will be in discussion. Too bad most residents couldn’t make it, because the stuff is kind of important. Of course, given the fact that four of the nine Maui Council Council members (nearly a quorum!) are running unopposed in the upcoming election, it’s easy to think that most people on Maui are pretty happy just letting them make these kinds of decisions on their own. Of course, that doesn’t take away from the fact that all of these development projects represent pretty much everything that’s wrong with the build-out of Maui. These are massive projects, the former packed with commercial, retail and residential construction. They’ve been discussed by planners for years, but it’s nearly impossible for residents who must work for a living to get a feel for their true impact on island life. The Final Environmental Impact Statement (EIS) for Honualua especially is a sprawling, technical, monster of a planning document. Maui Tomorrow somehow managed to break it up into four giant PDF files, but the idea of working people sitting down at a computer to read hundreds, if not thousands of pages of charts and legalese is laughable. For those few who have read through the

EIS reports on projects like Honualua, and take the ambiguities and contradictions they find in them very seriously, it’s impossible to discuss such projects with a straight face. A few days ago longtime smart growth advocate Lucienne de Naie emailed me about the July 23 and July 24 hearings, and it was impossible for her to discuss something like the Honualua EIS without becoming sarcastic: “The report concludes that it would be impossible to preserve any more than 40 acres of the recommended 130 acres [of] native flora and fauna, existing habitat and cultural site area because this would make the housing in the other 82 percent of the property ‘too crowded.’ For example, if the 504 single family luxury homes had to be located on lots that were one third of an acre (14,600 sq ft) instead of half an acre (20,000 sq ft) probably the whole project would fail. Right?” I can remember clear back to 2007, when residents really had to agitate then-County Council Land Use Committee Chairman/current mayoral aide Mike Molina into holding one evening-hours hearing on Honualua.

Did you know that about a quarter of the land set aside for Irvine-based Eclipse Development Group’s proposed–and insanely controversial–Kihei mega malls are for workforce housing units necessitated by the Honualua project? See, the law is a funny thing: the Wailea 670 developers have to build housing accessible to those of us not making a few hundred grand a year, but they don’t actually have to build it in the Wailea 670 project itself. So they decided to build them further north on Piilani Highway, over where those giant outlets and mega malls are going. Because as we all know, working people love living next door to giant commercial centers. I was reminded of this while reading of the brave stance taken by state Office of Planning Director Jesse Souki (state House Speaker Emeritus Joe Souki is his cousin) in the fight over the proposed Kihei mega malls. According to the July 17 Maui News, Souki has filed papers stating that the plan to build all those big commercial outlets is a substantial and unwarranted divergence from the land’s light industrial zoning: “There is a sufficient basis for concluding that the currently proposed project is not in substantial compliance with representations made in the original petition,” he said in the filing, according to the paper. But have no fear–Eclipse says their plan always included massive commercial development, and that whole “light industrial” thing was just a concept. Indeed, “the LUC did not include any condition limiting the property to any particular use,” said Eclipse attorney Jonathan Steiner in court filings, according to the July 20 Maui News. See? And we all thought zoning in this state actually meant something specific– residential homes go in “residential” zones, tilt-up industrial buildings go in “light industrial” zones and so on. Silly us.

ERI YOSHIDA MOONLIGHTS AS BAT GIRL? So last Thursday night a bunch of us from the MauiTime ohana decided to take in a Na Koa Ikaika Maui baseball game. It was “MauiTime Night” after all, which allowed us to promote our annual Best of Maui issue. Judging by the few hundred faces we saw in the grandstand at Ichiro “Iron” Maehara Stadium in Wailuku, it was very gratifying to see so many people joining us.

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FIRST WOMAN: “You should totally take that and put it up on Facebook.” SECOND WOMAN: “How am I supposed to get a picture of her ass?” THIRD WOMAN: “When she bends over next time and shows her undies, point the phone that way and just take a picture of your drink.”

We had a blast, as we usually do at ball games, but we couldn’t help but notice player number 4–Eri Yoshida–acting as bat girl for the Ikaika. That’s right–the famed “Knuckleball Princess,” who has won more games as a female pitcher than anyone else in the history of American professional baseball and already has a spot in Cooperstown, New York. She’s in the Baseball Hall of Fame right now, while still playing for the Ikaika, and yet during the game she was acting as the bat girl, fetching bats after her teammates lined one onto the field. We knew she wasn’t scheduled to pitch that night, but we couldn’t help but look at each other and say, “huh?” So this morning I emailed Chris Osgood of the Osgood Marketing Group, which handles publicity for the team, and asked whether being the bat girl was part of her job. “It’s not part of her job,” Osgood emailed back. “LOL. She asked to help out. It’s just another example of her humility and ‘team first’ attitude.” Like we’re going to argue with that. ■

-Timba in Lahaina, July 21, 2012

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FEED MY SHEEP MOVES TO KAHULUI As founder Joyce Kawakami humbly describes her Feed My Sheep operation, she almost downplays the significance of her idea back in 1999 to start distributing food out of the trunk of her car to hungry folks. Feed My Sheep is different than some of the kitchens and church pantries in that they distribute bags of food to the needy in five different locations throughout the island every week, and once a month in Hana. They pass out bags of food that are packaged to last about a week, and Kawakami says they currently serve about 1,500 people every week. “Give them food!� she says. “I started this as a youth leader. There were hungry teens. I bought them food and snuck them groceries so others wouldn’t know. But word got out. Then I started loading the trunk of my car with groceries. Next I had to get a truck. Now we have a beautiful fleet of donated trucks and locations in Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, Haiku and Hana. I am so thankful to those that have partnered with us and donated to Feed My Sheep. We fed over 9,000 people in 2011.� They recently changed their Central Maui food distribution site from a corner of Vineyard Avenue and Church Street in

ADULT SWIM! Are you an adult who still doesn’t know how to swim? Even here on Maui, which is surrounded by a vast ocean, adults who lack an ability to swim aren’t as rare as you might think. According to a Red Cross survey published last year, one in five people aren’t strong swimmers, yet most summer activities are planned around the water. Maui swim coach Janet Renner says this can be quite an embarrassment at best, while the Red Cross says it can be a drowning hazard at worst. Renner will provide swim lessons for any adults who’ve always wanted to swim, or would like to overcome their fear of the water. The session starts on July 30 and runs Monday and Wednesday through Aug. 13. Classes are taught at Renner’s private pool, and the cost is $100. “A majority of the folks overcome their fear of the water by expanding their awareness and understanding about the basics on what to do when in the water,� says Renner. “They can overcome this if they want to. I help by providing a compassionate safe environment, encouraging them by being right there with them as they go through the step-by-step process of overcoming their fears of the water.� Renner says she has PHOTO BY U.S. NAVY - SEAMAN ORLANDO RAMOS

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IT’S DANGEROUS BEING A MALE SPIDER Researchers at the National University of Singapore described, in a recent issue of the journal Biology Letters, how a certain species of male tropical spider seemingly improves its chances of successful mating by castrating itself after releasing sperm. The scientists hypothesize that testes-removal makes the male nimbler and better able to trick and outflank competitor males that attempt to reinseminate the same females. Improving their strategic mobility also enables the male to avoid being killed by the female, which is yet another hazard in the spider-mating process.

CHIMP WAR! Scientists from Lund University’s Primate Research Station Furuvik in Sweden announced in May that they had evidence that chimpanzees are able to delay using weapons they encounter, hide them and retrieve them later for use against “foes.� The weapons were stones and chunks of concrete, and the foes were visitors to the zoo who annoyed the chimps. According to the researchers, the 33-year-old chimp Santino also took pains to hide the weapons in locations where they could be accessed easily for the element of surprise against the visitors. ■chuck@mauitime.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1606n3

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pecies extinction. Ocean acidification. Rising sea levels. Invasive species. Solid waste disposal. Land development. Aquifer depletion. Sugar cane burning. Energy conservation. Superfund sites. The list of environmental problems facing Hawaii (much less the rest of the planet) seems endless as it is, and I’m not even scratching the surface with the above accounting. Because when you do scratch the surface, so to speak, and start digging deep (again, so to speak), you find yet another pressing, serious environmental danger that plagues Hawaii: Large capacity cesspools. And no, I’m not joking. Just ask Mr. and Mrs. Yong Su Ko. They own the company 1975 South Kihei Road LLC, which operates the Kihei Marketplace in South Maui. They’re learning firsthand about the troubles with big cesspools. But more on them later. The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) website defines an LCC as a cesspool “that discharges sanitary waste with human waste and serves: (1) a multiple dwelling; OR (2) a non-residential location with the capacity to serve 20 or more persons per day” (the LCC regulations specifically exempt those cesspools hooked up to single-family homes). The danger is simple: “Raw, untreated sewage is discharged directly into the ground, where it can contaminate oceans, streams and ground water by releasing disease-causing pathogens and nitrates,” states the EPA website on cesspools. It doesn’t take a scientist to see the potential for trouble there. “Anyone who’s gone snorkeling knows that there are freshwater seeps,” said Rob Parsons, the County of Maui’s Environmental Coordinator. “It’s pretty clear that what happens in the ground can

WHAT KIHEI MARKETPLACE MUST DO According to the EPA’s June 19 letter, Yong Su Ko and his wife will have to do a great deal to end Kihei Marketplace’s cesspool problems. Here’s the list of actions the EPA wants them to schedule: • if possible, plan to connect the property to the county’s sewer system; • if needed, hire a contractor to design an individual wastewater system (IWS); • give your IWS plans to the state Department of Health (DOH) for approval; • start building the IWS; • finish the IWS and give a copy of the construction inspection report to the DOH; • get final approval from the DOH on the new IWS; • close the cesspool; • give the EPA copies of all correspondence with the DOH on the new IWS. SOURCE: EPA

“Raw, untreated sewage is discharged directly into the ground, where it can contaminate oceans, streams and ground water by releasing disease-causing pathogens and nitrates.” make its way to the ocean.” Scott Rollins, an official with the County of Maui’s Department of Environmental Management, agreed that the sludge in cesspools is a significant problem. “It’s probably 10 times the strength of the sewer system so it leaches into the soil,” he said. “It’s not an immediate concern, but [the sludge] gets in the ground eventually and will find its way into the ocean.” What makes matters much worse is that federal officials say there are “thousands” of these things throughout Hawaii, potentially leaching sewage into groundwater. Turns out that LCCs are used “more widely” here than in any other state. “The situation is that there are thousands of these large capacity cesspools in the state of Hawaii,” said David Albright, the manager of the EPA’s Ground Water Office for Region 9, which includes Hawaii. “There are thousands and thousands of these.” That’s in the state. Rollins said he had no idea how many LCCs exist in the county. “Putting a number on it would be difficult,” he said, though he added

that most would probably be in the Upcountry area. That’s part of the reason why the situation at the Kihei Marketplace interested me. It’s not Upcountry, but in the heart of Kihei, right on South Kihei Road across from Kalama Beach Park. And there’s a large capacity cesspool there. I know this because on June 19, the EPA sent Yong Su Ko, the Kihei Marketplace owners, a letter saying that they need to remove their LCC as soon as possible. The June 19 letter asked Yong to send a detailed schedule of how exactly he was going to replace the LCC to the EPA office in San Francisco no later than July 5 (see “What Kihei Marketplace Must Do” for more on this). The letter ended with a vague threat: “Your compliance with these requests, and your efforts to properly close the LCC in accordance with your proposed schedule, are relevant to EPA’s consideration of any potential enforcement action.” In case you didn’t know, LCCs have been illegal since April 5, 2005. That was more than seven years ago. In addition, no new large capacity cesspool construction

could take place in the US after the year 2000, but owners of existing cesspools were given until 2005 to close them and either tie their buildings into the sewer system or find some other legal way to dispose of the sludge. It’s unclear why it took the fed–or the state or county, for that matter–to move against Kihei Marketplace. At least one neighbor says the EPA action isn’t a surprise at all. “I’m tired of smelling sewage there for the last three years,” said Dale Castleton, who owns a plant nursery around the corner from the Kihei Marketplace. “I saw them pumping it out a few weeks ago.” (As a side note, Castleton knows a great deal about environmental non-compliance: in 2005, he ran afoul of the county for failing to deal with a massive coqui frog infestation at his nursery. After bad publicity, including an article in MauiTime, he began working with the Maui Invasive Species Committee and today operates a completely coqui-free business.) In any case, the EPA isn’t shy about slapping considerable fines on those found out of compliance. Two years ago, the EPA fined Fred Romanchek, who owns the Kula Lodge, $51,000 for operating LCCs at the restaurant. At the same time, the agency slapped $110,000 in fines on Gay & Robinson on Kauai for failing to shut down 40 large capacity cesspools. Albright wouldn’t comment specifically on what actions the agency may take against Kihei Marketplace or why they’re only going after the company now, but he did say that the actions of the owners–how quickly they act on warnings, the time they’ve been out of compliance, etc.– will play a big part in determining whether the EPA goes down the enforcement road. As for the Yongs, fixing the problem may not be so simple–or cheap. According to Parsons, coming into compliance could cost “$20,000 or more.” Not only do they have to hire contractors to remove the cesspool and build either a sewer hookup or a legal septic tank, but they have to obtain a variety of county permits, which could involve serious legal costs–and that’s all assuming they don’t get fined for being non-compliant for seven years. When contacted for comment, an attorney listed as 1975 South Kihei Road LLC’s registered agent said that the Yongs are working diligently on fixing the problem. “I just spoke with the property manager, and he said that they are aware of the situation and are working to rectify it as soon as possible,” said Honolulu real estate attorney Norman Cheng when I called for comment. “They hope to get it resolved soon.” When I asked if I could speak directly with the property manager, Cheng demurred, saying “his English is not the best.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1606L

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celebrates seven years as one of Kapalua’s most beloved restaurants. They’ll offer a special seven-course tasting menu available for seven days at $77. Bancaco, formerly from Humuhumunukunukuapua’a at the Grand Wailea (Chef Mike Lofaro accepted Bancaco’s old post), has phased in a new menu for Pineapple Grill over the last month, and this will be a chance to really show it off. “My management team and staff and their loyalty and commitment are the reason we have attained so many of our goals here,” says Kaiwi. “All of us are looking forward to providing a great dining experience for many years to come. This celebration seven-course menu is our way of saying thank you and showcasing Chef Bancaco’s new dishes.” Changing the menu at Kapalua’s iconic Pineapple Grill restaurant was tricky, since many of the restaurant’s regulars are Kapalua Golf Club members at the neighboring

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course. Kaiwi says the restaurant has become add crunch and diversion. the Kapalua “Cheers,” where the Kapalua One of the new items rolling out the crew come by often and have their favorites. day after I visited was new beef. Bancaco is But Chef Bancaco took on the challenge. Ban- featuring a Hawaii Island beef that is grasscaco said he was excited to expose Pineapple fed first and then grain-fed. The outcome Grill fans to the restyled dishes and the recep- tones down the gamey and tough aspects tion has been exceptional so far. of grass-fed beef with a more consistent A local Maui boy, Bancaco went straight to and rounded taste. culinary school after graduating from high “I am bringing in these wonderful beef school. Hard work during his internship at cuts by a Hawaii ranchers’ co-op,” says Ming Tsai’s Boston Blue Ginger Restaurant led Bancaco. “The decision is based on flavor. to him working alongside the James Beard My guests have educated palates so I have Award-winning chef on Iron Chef. Tsai and to have dishes that will stand up to that. On Bancaco won the “Battle Duck” challenge as the fish menu I was also told not to touch the first upset to Iron Chef Bobby Flay. Banthe beloved ahi steak dish–it’s actually a caco also worked with Chef Roy Yamaguchi recipe from Chef Joey Macadangdang, who at his Los Angeles Restaurant, one of the largest grossing Roy’s in the world. But then Bancaco followed his roots back to Maui and the Grand Wailea. “Bancaco is very aware of his customer,” says Kaiwi. “He knows farmers personally and finds providers to his menu. He has a very refined style that brings intensity of flavor with texture but all the while he knows the customer is the best critic. We have to listen because they decide what is good.” Bancaco’s second nature is to seek sustainability as the foundation of his kitchen operation. He finds ingredients growing close at hand with local farmers and purveyors, culling recipes from family and friends and putting the two together flawlessly in stunning and surprising combinations. A real foodie, Bancaco also critically conExecutive Chef siders palate and textures. Isaac Bancaco “I have family in the Napili area, so it’s like coming home to work here,” says Bancaco. “My cousin has a farm here in Kapalua, Manu Akana of opened the restaurant.” Ho’o Pono Farms, and he works with Dave Macadangdang’s popular pistachio and Horseman. You’ll notice the names of all the wasabi pea-crusted ahi dish is served farms I work with on the menu. One of the over black rice and a bundle of beautiful first things I added was the Monchong, a chard, though Bancaco tweaked it just a grilled fish dish. I marinate it in Evonuk farm bit by offering yin and yang wasabi and herbs and and serve it over my grandmother’s shoyu based sauces. recipe potato salad, but I make it with finger“Pineapple Grill is a neighborhood resling potatoes. Dredge a bite of the Monchong taurant with a lot of regulars,” says Bancaco. through the Chinese shoyu mustard sauce “But the number one reason for my jump is and tell me what you think.” the wonderful front of the house staff. These What did I think? It was exquisite. Also are professionals.” ■ phenomenal is the new Ahi Pasti pupu. Banjen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso caco takes glistening sashimi slabs of Big Eye tuna and puts them across the plate, then For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s drizzles smoking hot Maui Olive Company food blog at: mauidish.com extra virgin olive oil over them with a sprinTo share or save this article, type: kling of pipikaula, roasted beets, eggplant and grape tomato. The semi-seared ahi melts mt.hy.pr/1606d1 in your mouth while the veggies and beef

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’ve always been a fan of community theater, though from a distance. I’m an expert in entertainment on Maui, but when it came to writing about productions in theater, I felt like I was missing something. So for my recent dinner and show outing to see Maui Onstage’s The Producers–Mel Brooks’ famous play about a theater company who decides that it can make more money with a flop than a hit–I decided to bring along my friend Angie Thompson, who has a long community theater resume, and then pick her brain about the theater world. Maui Onstage has organized neat dinner packages to upgrade your night out at the Iao Theater in Wailuku. You can choose dinner from Bistro Casanova, Cafe O’Lei and Wailuku Coffee Company. Each spot has prix fixe menu items, and it's all paid for in your theater ticket. It really made it smooth and easy. Thompson and I met at Bistro Casanova. The reservation was set for 5:30pm so you have time to enjoy your food before the 7:30pm show. Plus it’s still happy hour, and their carafes of mojitos and margaritas are just $5. We hit the margarita racket and then I asked my first question.

“Why do companies like Maui Onstage set off for Market Street. The buzz at the box office was boisterous put on so many musicals?� “They’re crowd-pleasers,� she said. “People when we arrived. Maui Onstage has a new seat reservation system in which you can choose love to hear the musicals. It’s lively.� your seats online or over the phone when you I never thought of that, but had always felt purchase tickets. No hitches here. I also saw a that drama was a theater company’s first choice friend with a group that just did the Wailuku for shows. No, said Thompson: a few too many Coffee Company serious dramas and dinner and small audiences can they said it was crash and thrash a perfect–plus, they community theater got to bring their group. own wine. In any case, the A few minutes Bistro Casanova later, we were dinner was great. Her linguini with chicken seated and Maui and mushrooms and Onstage Executive my angel hair and Director Alexis shrimp–to say nothing Dascoulias took of the margaritas–were the stage. Her a perfect start to the cute, bookish evening. We paid for looks downplayed our drinks and tipped the anticipated Steven Dascoulias as Max Bialystock theatrics. “Mel the waitress (drinks and Michael Pulliam as Leo Bloom. Brooks was an and tip aren’t included equal opportunity in the ticket price) and

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‘JOURNEY OF THE UNIVERSE’ – Apparently, Albert Einstein once said, “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” Guess not everyone’s born a genius. But I digress... here’s a chance to learn about our mysterious universe at a screening of the Emmy-winning documentary Journey of the Universe. The film covers topics ranging from the Big Bang, the human genome and humanity’s relationship to the Earth. The film will be followed by a discussion with the film’s writer/producer Mary Evelyn Tucker and Dr. Pualani Kanaka‘ole Kanahele. Kanahele is a Hawaiian cultural practitioner, leading Hawaiian creation myth scholar and award-winning author. This event is Part Two of the “Man/Woman and Nature Series: Four public conversations on the relationship of humans to the natural world,” presented by the MACC and Ala Kukui. $10. 6pm. McCoy Studio, Maui Arts & Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; mauiarts.org.

THURSDAY, JULY 26 HANA RECYCLING – If you have junk in the trunk, why not recycle it this weekend in Hana? The Community Work Day Program, with support from the County of Maui, has organized a three-day recycling event at the Hana landfill for items that the facility doesn’t accept. You can bring stuff like scrap metal, appliances, car batteries and tires (there’s a $5 fee for each tire you recycle) to their staging area at the landfill. Then CWD takes your stuff to the proper recycling facilities. But they won’t take cars, furniture, propane tanks, computers, TVs or electronics. Elderly and disabled residents can call CWD for help transporting items to the staging area. Call or email CWD for more info. Free. July 26-28, 8am-2:30pm. Hana Landfill (35 Hana Hwy.); 808-877-2524; info@cwdhawaii.org.

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THURSDAY, JULY 26 POLY GIRLS ROCK – Rough week? De-stress with a night of reggae/pop and good vibes delivered by female vocalists with Polynesian ties in Lahaina this Thursday. Chisa Dizon of NATIVE 92.5 FM will host, and the event will feature performances from local artists Irie Love, Reece Purcell and Leylani as well DJ mixes and more. A portion of the proceeds will benefit Enari Tuala. $10 pre-sale, $15 at door. 10pm-2am. Timba Maui (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-264-5591; timbamaui.com.

KANIKAPILA THURSDAYS PRESENTS WOLF – What better way to end a Thursday than at Buzz’s Wharf Kanikapila Thursdays? For those who don’t know, Kanikapila Thursdays at Buzz’s entail live Hawaiian music, 30 percent off select pupu menu items and their usual Happy Hour drink specials. This week’s Kanikapila will feature solo artist Wolf. It’s like Thursday is the new Friday, except you still have to go to work the next day. Free. 4-7:30pm. Buzz’s Wharf (Ma‘alaea Harbor); 808-661-4600; buzzswharf.com; facebook.com/MauiWolf.

FRIDAY, JULY 27 PAIA FOURTH FRIDAY – Paia will be bumping all kinds of jams at this month’s Fourth Friday party. Folk, electronica, bass, acoustic guitar and harp sounds will fill the air. The party starts at 6pm with Pakaloha Bikinis’ One Year Anniversary Event, which will feature a fashion show, fire dancing and music by DJ Sweet Beets and DJ N8Castro in the Paia Courtyard (151 Hana Hwy). Just down the street in the Indigo parking lot, there’ll be some more runway action by CMiya Swimwear at 7:30pm. From 8-9pm, Sandwich Island Bass and DJ Sabo will take over the tunes and provide tropical beats. Later, DJ Sabo plays at Charley’s from 10pm-2am. Free. 6-9pm. Paia; mauifridays.com/paia; facebook.com/paiatown.

MEET MONICA MORAKIS – Come check out local mosaic artist Monica Morakis and her latest works at the Maui Crafts Guild. Surfers, waves and sea life are the subjects of her collection, “The Art of the Ocean.” Morakis hopes that by using the ocean as her theme she will bring awareness to the problems that our delicate ocean ecosystem faces: pollution, over-fishing and dying coral reefs. The opening reception will feature live music from Upcountry Celtic, live art demonstrations and free refreshments. “The Art of the Ocean” will be on display until Aug. 23. Free. 6:30-9pm. Maui Crafts Guild (69 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9697; mauicraftsguild.com.

PHOTO BY IAN STRICKLAND

FRIDAY, JULY 27

SATURDAY, JULY 28

DJ SABO WITH SANDWICH ISLAND BASS – After you’ve traipsed around the Paia Fourth Friday party, head into Charley’s for a night of dancing and DJs. DJ Sabo will be laying down funky beats along with Sandwich Island Bass. Sabo is known internationally for his Latin- and Brazilian-influenced sound that will make even the most rhythmicallychallenged of us get up and dance (or try to). Sandwich Island Bass is a Maui-based DJ trio that has been rocking Paia Fourth Fridays with their eclectic, groovy jams for a while now. Featuring stage designs by Art Music Junction and visuals by Gabe Mott Colors. Check it out; a little bass never hurt anyone. $15 online presale, $20 at door. 10pm. Charley’s (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com.

MULTIMEDIA ORIGINALS – Got creativity? No need to worry if you’re lacking in the creative juices department, because there are plenty of artists out there bursting with said juice. You can see some of them at “Multimedia Originals,” the last event of Ebb and Flow Arts’ North South East West Festival 2012. The show will feature new stage compositions by Peter Swanzy, Michael Takemoto, Bob Werhman and Tony Walholm. Other performance artists will include musicians Paul Marchetti, Danny M. and John Zangrando, dancer Lisa Buell, master puppeteer Francis Kane, and actor/ set designer Todd van Amburgh. Free. 7:30pm. Seabury Hall Performing Arts Studio (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-876-1854; ebbandflowarts.org.

SATURDAY, JULY 28 ART=MIXX – This Saturday, Art=Mixx pays homage to the days of early artistic media: Film Noir, OP art (i.e. optical illusions) and performance art. Think back to the days before color TV, when life was in black and white. The event will feature five DJs, six VJs, interactive and performance art. The dress code is black and white, and the best costume will win a prize. The Art=Mixx folks have a lot of surprises up their sleeves, so you’ll have to stop by and experience it for yourself. One thing we know is that Three’s Bar & Grill will cater, and it will be delicious. ArT=Mixx is presented by the MACC, and this event is being produced by Gallery Director Neida Bangerter, Trevor Arnholt and Toben Lindell. 21+. Free. 10pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); mauiarts.org.

IAO VALLEY 10K – Join the Valley Isle Road Runners for a 10K race this Saturday! The course begins on Vineyard Street, goes through the beautiful Iao Valley State Park and comes back downhill to finish in Wailuku. Entry fee includes a finisher shirt and a tasty breakfast from the Maui Bake Shop after the race. There will be medals awarded and door prizes! Please note that late entries (after July 18) are not guaranteed getting breakfast or a shirt. $50. 7:30am. Wailuku Municipal Parking Lot (Vineyard Street); virr.com.

SATURDAY, JULY 28 HUI FAMILY DAY – Bring the whole fam to the Hui this Saturday for a day of arts and crafts. Check out the Youth Art Exhibit and maybe take a piece home from the Affordable Art Sale or one of the courtyard artist vendors. Kids can even make their own work of art, which is especially great if you’re convinced that little Johnny is the next Picasso. Tour the beautiful grounds, hang out and bask in the creative energy. Free. 10am-2pm. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao).

CUT CHEMIST – Cut Chemist, internationally renowned electronic music artist, is bringing his sound experiments to Paia for one night only. He first entered the music scene as a founding member of rap group Jurassic 5 and Grammywinning Latin funk outfit Ozomatli. In 2006, “What’s the Altitude,” a song off of his first solo release, became one of the most viewed videos on YouTube at the time and helped put him on the map as a solo artist. Since then, his sound has been evolving as he continues to push the boundaries of live DJing. His 2010 concept mix, Sound of the Police, showcases his passion for Ethiopian, Colombian, Sudanese and Afro-Brazilian sounds. The name Cut Chemist does well to describe this artist’s skill in putting together diverse musical styles and creating something altogether original. Not to mention that he resembles a mad scientist at work in his live performances. $25 pre-sale, $30 at door. 9pm. Charley’s (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; cutmaui.eventbrite.com; cutchemist.com.

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The Kids Are All Right Considering that they’re still in high school, the guys who make up Visibly Shaken are really good BY MEGAN HAZEN (L to R) Evan Phillips, Tristan Rucynski, Noa Castleton, Luke Broadbent

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very high school has a band or two. And by “band,” I mean a group of friends who recently learned to play an instrument and enjoy an occasional “jam sesh.” Maybe they play out of a garage, at a school dance or at talent shows. Oh, and one other thing these bands have in common: they’re usually terrible. A lively interpretation of “Stairway to Heaven” can be interesting, but doesn’t save them from sucking. But every now and then, the planets align, allowing a band of high schoolers to form that actually sounds really good. Visibly Shaken is one such band. The members include teens Luke Broadbent and Tristan Rucynski–who both play lead and rhythm guitar as well as sing–Noa Castleton on drums and Evan Phillips on bass. Rucynski and Phillips go to Kihei Charter School while Broadbent and Castleton attend St. Anthony. The young’uns started playing at the tender age of 12 when Broadbent, Rucynski and Castleton picked up instruments and started to jam together. The three admit that, in the beginning, the band painfully lacked talent. It wasn’t surprising, considering that they lacked a singer and bassist. Things weren’t looking good, but then Phillips joined on bass and Broadbent and Rucynski started singing. Now, after a few years of honing their sound, Visibly Shaken truly rocks. Visibly Shaken’s sound is a “weird collision of different genres,” says Broadbent, with “lots of ska and punk influences.” They’re a rock group first and foremost, influenced by bands like Nirvana, Pixies and Kings of Leon. You can find them playing in front of Giannotto’s during Wailuku First Fridays, at local restaurants or at private parties. But the first time I saw them play was at the Seabury

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Hall Craft Fair in May. As I sat on the grass facing the stage eating some bomb short ribs, I was immediately impressed. They clearly possessed talent far beyond their years, as well as great taste in music (they covered songs by the Arctic Monkeys, The Strokes and The Clash). So the next time I attended the Wailuku First Friday town party, I sought them out at Giannotto’s. There, an audience gathered in front of Visibly Shaken was a testament to the band’s growing appeal. The table closest to the band held a group of teenage girls, with the band’s moms holding court at another nearby table. All around, people of a variety of ages wandered from the Market Street festivities and stopped to listen. They say their favorite gig was at Stella Blues, where they played with Vince Esquire, Shawn Michael and Cloris Leachman’s son. “[It was] just straight up adrenaline and literal awesomeness,” emailed the group, which is still attending high school so they can get away with saying stuff like that. They have nine original songs (also awesome), and they spent a weekend this month recording them at W.A.M.! Studios, owned by Ola Shaw of The Throwdowns (they should release the album near the end of summer). They’ve played two recorded shows at Mana’o, which you can listen to on their website (visiblyshakenmaui.webs.com). You can still catch these guys before they make it big (and before school’s back in session) on July 28 at Three’s Bar & Grill in Kihei. $5. July 28, 9-10:30pm. Three’s Bar & Grill (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; threesbarandgrill.com; facebook.com/ VisiblyShaken ■ editor@mauitime.com + @meg_lhazen

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The Batman Returns The Dark Knight Rises is a great, but heavy, conclusion to Christopher Nolan’s trilogy BY BARRY WURST II

The Dark Knight Rises ★★★★★

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uring my childhood, one of my favorite spots on Maui was Compleat Comics in Kahului, which was where I met Batman, Groo the Wanderer and (my favorite) Howard the Duck for the first time. In 1989, when Tim Burton’s first Batman film opened, the store had a giant “Batman Headquarters” sign outside that was stolen, then returned (and no, The Joker was not held responsible). It was my first introduction to how intense Batman fans truly are. Over the years, I’ve had heated arguments with Bat-fans over The Dark Knight, the megapopular 2008 sequel that I wasn’t in love with. Take away Heath Ledger’s triumphantly disturbing performance and a few great action sequences, the story was cluttered, the editing messy and the running time endless. I had no

such problems with The Dark Knight Rises, the wonderful, surprising and emotionally satisfying final film in the trilogy from writer/ director Christopher Nolan. After emerging from a Howard Hugheslike hiatus, Bruce Wayne (played by Christian Bale) forms a shaky alliance with a cold blooded cat burglar named Selina (Anne Hathaway) and takes on a monstrous terrorist named Bane (played by Tom Hardy). Early reports surfaced that audiences have had difficulty understanding Hardy’s villain, whose Mussolini build is matched by a voice sounding like Peter O’Toole talking into a chimney. I couldn’t always understand every word Bane utters but it doesn’t take away from how vile and diabolical he is. Hardy creates a fascinating character and I found myself hating his guts. Bale has more to do in this entry than the others and truly shines, while Hathaway is in her element playing something of a dual role, as Selina is always giving a performance hiding her true, scrappy self. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is terrific in full action movie

mode, Morgan Freeman has more to do this time than a brief cameo and Michael Caine is solid as A thrilling experience ever playing Alfred the butler and has a scene that The third act offers real shocks and gotcha choked me up for hours after I saw the film. surprises, as well as a perfect final 30 minUnlike the prior film, it’s briskly paced utes. The spectacle this film offers is as aweand has a focused narrative that spins a some as you’d hope, but I wasn’t expecting great, stirring tale of human survival and the teary-eyed elation this film left me with. never wastes a single moment or opporThe middle film left me feeling exhausted tunity to flesh out the characters. Even the and depressed but I walked out of The Dark complaints I had walking out of the theater Knight Rises deeply moved and energized by didn’t seem to matter upon reflection. They what a thrilling experience it gives its fans. include: like the middle sequel, Rises introNolan addresses how the tremendous duces its villain with an elaborate heist that human need for survival drives us and can is impressively staged but struck me as unbring out our best in a post 9/11 world. necessarily complicated and lacking sense. Of the many recent films, fiction and othWhile I respect Nolan’s decision to leave erwise, that portray America suffering and Ledger’s legacy alone, when considering healing from the horrors of terrorism, this what The Joker did in the previous film, it is one that offers startling hope and optiis strange that no one even mentions him mism... and it has a guy dressed like a bat. ■ once. Nolan’s dialog is as exposition-heavy as ever, but the clarity of his vision and brilTo share or save this article, type: liance of his storytelling is as strong as ever. mt.hy.pr/1606f

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WHERE AND WHEN TO WATCH WHAT BY IVY DAMASCO

FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue) The Amazing Spider-Man-PG13-THU (12:45, 4:00), 7:15, 10:00. FRI (1:00, 3:45), 6:45, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:45, 9:30. MON-WED (1:00, 3:45), 6:45, 9:30. Brave-PG-THU (1:15, 3:45), 6:45, 9:15. Savages-R-THU (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 10:00. Step Up Revolution 2D-PG13-FRI (1:15, 4:00), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:00, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (1:15, 4:00), 7:00, 9:30. Ted-R-THU (1:30, 4:20), 6:55, 9:30. FRI (1:00, 3:45), 6:55, 9:35. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:55, 9:35. MON-WED (1:00, 3:45), 6:55, 9:35. The Watch-R-FRI (1:30, 4:20), 7:05, 9:35. FRI (1:30, 4:20), 7:05, 9:35. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:20, 7:05, 9:35. MON-WED (1:30, 4:20), 7:05, 9:35.

4:30, 9:30. FRI-SAT 12:30, 3:00, 6:00, 8:30, 10:30. SUN-WED 12:30, 3:00, 6:00, 8:30. Step Up Revolution 3D-PG13-FRI-WED 2:00, 7:00.

KUKUI MALL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) The Amazing Spider-Man-PG13-THU 11:00, 1:50, 4:50, 7:50, 10:35. Ice Age: Continental Drift-PG-THU 11:15, 1:30, 3:50, 6:00, 8:05, 10:15. FRI-WED 11:15, 1:30, 3:50, 6:00, 8:05, 10:15. The Dark Knight Rises-PG13-THU 10:40, 11:30, 2:00, 3:00, 5:50 7:00, 9:30, 10:20. FRI-MON 10:40, 11:30, 2:00 3:00, 5:50, 7:00, 9:30, 10:20. TUE 11:30, 1:00 3:00, 5:50, 7:00, 9:30, 10:20. WED 10:40, 11:30, 2:00 3:00, 5:50, 7:00, 9:30, 10:20. The Watch-R-FRI-WED 11:00, 1:20, 3:45, 6:00, 8:20, 10:35.

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Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Brave-PG-FRI-WED 12:20, 2:40, 5:00, 7:20, 9:35. Ice Age: Continental Drift-PG-THU 11:00, 11:45, 1:15, 1:55, 3:25, 4:05, 5:35, 6:15, 7:45, 8:25, 10:00. FRI-SAT 11:00, 12:00, 1:15, 2:15, 3:25, 4:30, 5:35, 7:05, 8:00, 9:15, 10:10. SUN-WED FRI-SAT 11:00, 12:00, 1:15, 2:15, 3:25, 4:30, 5:35, 7:05, 8:00, 9:15. Ice Age: Continental Drift 3D-PG-THU: 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 7:00, 9:15. Katy Perry: Part Of Me-PG-THU 12:00, 2:20. FRI-WED 11:00, 1:15. Katy Perry: Part Of Me 3D-PG-THU 4:40, 7:15, 9:40. Savages-R-THU 11:10, 2:00, 4:45, 7:30, 10:15. FRI-WED 4:15, 7:00, 9:45. Step Up Revolution 2D-PG13-FRI-WED 11:30,

Maui Mall, Kahului, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) The Amazing Spider-Man-PG13-THU (12:15, 3:25), 6:45, 9:45. FRI (12:15, 3:25), 6:45, 9:45. SAT-WED (12:15, 3:25), 6:45, 9:45. Madagascar 3-PG-THU (11:50, 2:05, 4:15), 6:40. FRI (11:50, 2:05, 4:15). SAT-SUN (11:50, 2:05), 4:15. MON-WED (11:50, 2:05, 4:15). Magic Mike-R-THU (11:35, 2:00, 4:35), 7:05, 9:35. FRI (11:35, 2:00, 4:35), 7:05, 9:35. SATSUN (11:35, 2:00), 4:35, 7:05, 9:35. MONWED (11:35, 2:00, 4:35), 7:05, 9:35. Moonrise Kingdom-PG13-THU (11:40, 1:45, 3:55), 6:15, 8:50. FRI (11:40, 1:45, 3:55), 6:15, 8:50. SAT-SUN (11:40, 1:45), 3:55, 6:15, 8:50. MON-WED (11:40, 1:45, 3:55), 6:15, 8:50. People Like Us-PG13-THU 8:55.

Safety Not Guaranteed-R-THU (12:25, 2:45, 5:05), 7:20, 9:40. FRI 6:40, 8:55. SAT-SUN 6:40, 8:55. MON-WED FRI 6:40, 8:55. Ted-R-THU (11:55, 2:35, 5:00), 7:25, 9:55. FRI (11:55, 2:25, 4:55), 7:25, 9:55. SAT-SUN (11:55, 2:25), 4:55, 7:25, 9:55. MON-WED (11:55, 2:25, 4:55), 7:25, 9:55. The Amazing Spider-Man 3D-PG13-THU (12:45, 4:05), 7:15, 10:15. The Dark Knight Rises-PG13-THU (11:30, 12:00, 12:30, 2:20, 3:00, 3:30, 4:00, 5:50), 6:30, 7:00, 7:30, 9:20, 10:00, 10:30. FRI (11:30, 12:30, 1:30, 2:20, 3:00, 4:00, 5:00, 5:50), 6:30, 7:30, 8:30, 9:20, 10:00. MON-WED (11:30, 12:30, 1:30, 2:20, 3:00, 4:00, 5:00, 5:50), 6:30, 7:30, 8:30, 9:20, 10:00. The Watch-R-FRI (11:45, 1:40, 2:10, 4:05, 4:40) 6:35, 7:15, 9:10, 9:50. SAT-SUN (11:45, 1:40, 2:10), 4:05, 4:40, 6:35, 7:15, 9:10, 9:50. MON-WED (11:45, 1:40, 2:10, 4:05, 4:40) 6:35, 7:15, 9:10, 9:50. Tyler Perry’s: Madea’s Witness Protection-PG13THU (1:30, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30. FRI (1:30, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:10, 6:50, 9:30. MON-WED (1:30, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30.

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WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter-R-SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:00, 7:00, 9:35. Ice Age: Continental Drift-PG-THU-FRI (1:00, 3:45) 6:55, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:55, 9:15. MON-WED (1:00, 3:45) 6:55, 9:15. Madagascar 3-PG-SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:20, 7:05, 9:40. Magic Mike-R-SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:20, 7:05, 9:40. The Dark Knight Rises-PG13-SAT-SUN (11:30, 12:00) 3:00, 3:30, 6:30, 7:00, 10:00, 10:30. MON-WED (11:30, 12:00, 3:00) 6:30, 7:00, 10:00, 10:30.

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Comic - Christian Bale returns as the Batman to fight the menacing mercenary Bane (Tom Hardy) and Catwoman (Ann Hathaway) in this last installment of Christopher Nolan’s trilogy. See this week’s film critique. 164 min. STEP UP REVOLUTION - PG13 - Drama/

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a small New England town. 94 min.

redhead uses courage and archery to undo a curse or something. 93 min.

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Music/Romance - Emily moves to Miami to become a professional dancer, then totally falls for dance crew leader Sean who lives in a neighborhood Emily’s land developer pop may demolish. 97 min.

mentary - While you’re waiting for that big documentary on the life and times of Martin Luther King, Jr., here’s the story of rock star Katy Perry. USA! USA! 117 min.

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A male stripper (Channing Tatum) mentors a younger guy on how to party, pick up chicks and such. 110 min.

Three magazine staffers interview some guy who advertised for a time travel companion. Sounds quirky, possibly interesting. 86 min.

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a Wall Street banker squealing on a mobbacked Ponzi scheme. Sure, happens all the time. 114 min.

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BIG SHOWS MAUI SLAM PAJAMA JAM - Thu, Jul 26. See picks on p. 17 for info. 9:30pm Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com “POLY GIRLS ROCK� WITH IRIE LOVE - Thu, Jul 26. See picks on p. 17 for info. $15. 10pm-2am Timba Maui, (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-264-5591; timbamaui.com KALAMA BROTHERS & FRIENDS WITH WILLIE K - Fri, Jul 27. Kalama Brothers are touring Hawai‘i to promote their newly released CD, Keau produced by Maui Tribe Records with “Uncle� Willie K. This is sure to be a fun-filled night of great Hawaiian music. $20 (plus applicable fees). 7:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org ART=MIXX - Sat, Jul 28. See picks on p. 17 for info. Free. 7-11pm Pavilion/Courtyard & Gallery, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-2427469; mauiarts.org AUGIE T’S SUMMER OF LOL - Sat, Jul 28. An evening filled with “fun, laughs, & a whole lot of crazy.� Hawaii’s popular comedian and on-air personality, Augie T, takes the stage with special guest comedian Brad Starks. $20/standard, $35/ premium with meet-and-greet after show. 7:3010pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org / augiet.com / facebook.com/bradstarkscomedy

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NSEW FESTIVAL OF NEW MUSIC: MULTIMEDIA ORIGINALS - Sat, Jul 28. See picks on p. 17 for info. Free. 7:30pm Seabury Hall Performing Arts Studio, (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-0807; ebbandflowarts.org

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CUT CHEMIST - Sat, Jul 28. See picks on p. 17 for info. $30. 9pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; cutmaui.eventbrite.com

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FRIDAY TOWN PARTIES PAIA FOURTH FRIDAY: FIRST ANNUAL PAIA MUSIC FEST - “PARTY, LOVE, LISTEN� - See picks on p. 17 for info. Free. 6-9pm Paia Courtyard and Indigo parking lot, (151 Hana Hwy. & 149 Hana Hwy., Paia); mauifridays.com ART - Fri, Jul 27. Maui Crafts Guild (69 Hana Hwy.): Monica Morakis’ opening night party from 6:30-9pm. See picks on p. 17 for info. Maui Hands (84 Hana Hwy.): Featuring the work of Devon Mastrich (enameled silver jewelry), and Amanda Scott (watercolor portraitist). Guinness Bacon Chocolate cupcakes will be served. ENTERTAINMENT - Fri, Jul 27. Paia Courtyard (151 Hana Hwy.): Pakaloha Bikinis One Year An-

niversary Event feat. a fashion show, fire dancing, DJ Sweet Beets and DJ N8 Castro, 6-9pm. Indigo Parking Lot (149 Hana Hwy.): Fashion show feat. CMiya Swim and Sandwich Island Bass and DJ Sabo, 7:30-9pm. Maui Media Lab (71 Baldwin Ave.): Flashdrive, 6-9pm. Free. DJ SABO WITH SANDWICH ISLAND BASS - Fri, Jul 27. See picks on p. 17 for info. $15 online presale, $20 at door. 10pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808579-8085; charleysmaui.com

STAGE AUDITIONS FOR MACBETH - MAPA invites actors to audition for Shakespeare’s tragedy Macbeth. Auditions will be held August 2 from 6-8pm and August 4 from 1-3pm. To audition, please prepare a short (1-2 minute) Shakespeare monologue or sonnet. For a 10 minute slot, please call. Maui Academy of Performing Arts, (2027 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-8760 x224; mauiacademy.org; tours@mauiacademy.org THE PRODUCERS - Every Fri, Sat & Sun. A Mel Brooks Musical. Winner of a record 12 Tony Awards! Max Bialystock, a once great Broadway Producer grabs Leo Bloom, his accountant, and attempts to produce the biggest flop possible. F & Sat. 7:30 pm/ Sun. 3:00 pm. $17-28. 7:30pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808242-6969; mauionstage.com DISNEY’S SLEEPING BEAUTY - Thu, Jul 26 - Sun, Jul 29. MAPA’s Youth Musical Theatre Camp students sing and dance their hearts out as they perform this classic fairy tale. T & F show: 7pm, Sat. & Sun. shows: 2pm & 4pm. Tickets available at the customer service kiosk in Queen Ka’ahumanu Center. $12 adult, $8 student. Steppingstone Playhouse, (QKC, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-8760; mauiacademy.org

FOODIE TEAM MEMBER COOK-OFF - Sat, Jul 28. This month’s theme: Bacon. Sample dishes cooked by team members and vote for your favorite one. You don’t want to miss this tasty event! Free. 2pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui SWISS INDEPENDENCE DAY PARTY Wed, Aug 1 through Fri, Aug 3. Bernard Weber, native of Switzerland and chef-owner of German restaurant, Brigit & Bernard’s, is celebrating his native country’s day of independence with a party featuring music by Dorfmusikanten, Swiss trivia and a Jodel contest. Hungry? Don’t miss out on an all-you-can-eat buffet featuring Swiss favorites like buendner platte, risotto ticinese, aargauer ruebli suppe, aelpler “chnoepfli�, traditional raclette, and bratwurst. $5 cover charge for raclette or bratwurst platter only. Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe, (335 Ho’ohana St., Kahului); 808-8776000; mauihawaii.org/restaurants/brigit-bernards

TICKETS ON SALE 1ST ANNUAL KRAIG VICKERS HONOR RUN - Sun, Aug 5. Valley Isle Road Rummers presents

its 1st Annual Kraig Vickers 5K and 3K Honor Run. Event includes professional timing, event tshirt and post-race breakfast, awards, music and door prizes. 5K $25 ($30 day of race), 3K $20 adults ($25 day of race), $15 youth (12 and under), $5 discount for military and VIRR members. 6:30am Kanaha Beach Park, active.com / virr.com MAUI CALLS 2012 - Fri, Aug 10. Maui Arts & Cultural Center’s signature fundraiser gala includes delicious pupus paired with premium wines, a fresh flower lei greeting, live entertainment, and silent and live auctions. 21 and up. $195-$500. 6-10pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

EVENTS

THURSDAY, JUL 26 HANA COMMUNITY RECYCLING EVENT Today through Saturday. See picks on p. 17 for info. 8am-2:30pm (Waikoloa Rd. off Hana Hwy.); 808-877-2524; info@cwdhawaii.org MAN/WOMAN & NATURE SERIES: JOURNEY OF THE UNIVERSE - See picks on p. 17 for info. $10. 6pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-2427469; alakukui.org MAUI SMUG - The In-Real-Life Forum for All Social Media Users on Maui. Capacity is limited. Be sure to register early. Free (Not Catered). 4-6:30pm MEDB’s Malcom Center, (1305 N. Holopono Street, Suite 1, Kihei); mauismug.com MARVIN TEVAGA & FRIENDS - Enjoy great live Hawaiian music by Lahaina’s own Marvin Tevaga & Friends. Brought to you by The Lahaina Restoration Foundation. Chairs are limited and blankets, mats, and low beach chairs are welcome. Free. 6-7:30pm Baldwin Home Lawn, (120 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-661-3262; lahainarestoration.org/baldwin.html

FRIDAY, JUL 27 MAUI NUI BOTANICAL GARDENS’ HAWAIIAN TARO SALE - Rare taro varieties from the ‘Ele‘ele, Mana, Kai, Lehua, Manini, Lauloa, Piko, and ‘Ula‘ula families will be available for purchase from 9am until sold out. The Gardens may not have these varieties available again until next year, so get them today. 9am Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, (150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808249-2798; mnbg.org; mnbg@maui.net VOLCOM SPECIAL EVENT - Join the Volcom Store as they welcome Maui’s own Barefoot Minded to Center Stage. In addition to great live music, the store will treat its customers with exciting giveaways, great markdowns and promos during this event. Free. 5:30-7:30pm Whalers Village, (2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-6614567; whalersvillage.com SPALICIOUS NIGHT AT THE GRAND SPA - Maui’s most elegant and well known spa hosts an evening of socializing and pampering for the ladies. Includes access to their hydrotherapy circuit, chocolate spa mini treatments, and sinful desserts. $50, 6-12 $25. 7:30-10pm Grand Wailea Resort & Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234; grandwailea.com

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ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

AMBROSIA

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

DigiLuxe w/ DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

House Music & You w/ DJ AstroRaph 10pm; no cover

Sunrize Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

Sunday Skool Nightclub (Hip Hop) w/ DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm12:30am (all sets no cover)

Ultra w/ DJ CIA 10pm; no cover

MON - DJ Skinny Guy / TUE - DJ LaRage WED - DJ Del Sol and DJ CIA (all sets 10pm; no cover)

Ladies Night 10pm-close; no cover

BLUE LAGOON

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover

Sam Ahia 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dave Caroll / TUE - Jordan Cuddy / WED - Ekolu Kalama (all sets 7-9:30pm; no cover)

Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; no cover

Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

Maui Slam - Pajama Jam 9:30pm; $10 cover, $5 only if wearing a PJ

Rootz ‘N Creation One Inity and NuffSedd 10pm; $10 cover

Summer Blackout DJ Kurt & DJ TRVR 10pm; $5 cover

DJ Sabo & Sandwich Island Bass, 10pm; $20

Cut Chemist w/ Jay P 10pm; $30

Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter D, 7:30-10pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Pool Tournament 6pm; no cover

Live Music 10pm; no cover

Closed for Private Party 10pm

Gina Martenilli 6pm; no cover

MON - Gomega / TUE - Rampage w/ S.I.N. / WED - Jukebox Party (all sets 10pm; no cover)

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Big John 10pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

S.I.N. 10pm; no cover

MON - Glenn Awong / TUES - Dance Party / WED - Live Music (all sets 10pm; no cover)

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH

Rampage 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Super Dub Tribe 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm-close / TUE - Music videos w/ DJ Daizy, 9pm-close / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm-close (all sets no cover)

Evan Shulman 6-9pm; no cover

The House Shakers 8-11pm; no cover

Brunch with Willie K 11-2pm; no cover

Karaoke

Karaoke

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

O-BON FESTIVAL - Fri & Sat. Obon service begins at 6:30pm. Dancing begins at 7:30pm. Makawao Hongwanji Mission, (1074 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-7229

SATURDAY, JUL 28 MAUI OUTDOOR CIRCLE’S EXCEPTIONAL TREES BUS TOUR - The tour will begin at 9:30am. in Paia and continue throughout Upcountry until 1pm. $25 (includes lunch, and transportation); 808-573-0336 IAO VALLEY 10K - See picks on p. 17 for info. 7:30am Wailuku Municipal Parking Lot, (Vineyard St.); virr.com THIRD ANNUAL KHFMA BIRTHDAY BASH AND CULINARY CONTEST - A community gathering and culinary contest will be held to celebrate the 3rd anniversary of the Kahekili Herbivore Fisheries Management Area. The event will also include fishing gear demonstrations, reef tours and Citizen Science opportunities. 9am-2pm Kahekili Beach Park, 808-669-9062; facebook. com/kaanapalimakaiwatch; lfoote@coral.org HUI FAMILY DAY - See picks on p. 17 for info. Free. 10am-2pm Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808572-6560; huinoeau.com BACK TO SCHOOL @ QKC - Fashion Show with Famous Footwear, PacSun, Shapers, Jeans Warehouse, Sears, Wet Seal and more! Maui Model Search, Winners Showcase and prizes awarded from DaJam’s Instagram Contest Stage performances. Live music by Visibly Shaken. Special offers from stores and giveaways. Free. 3-6pm Center Court, Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

Karaoke

WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: “Back to the Future: w/ DJ Blast & Chilltown Productions, 10pm; $10

WED - Karaoke

CLOSING RECEPTION OF FEATURED ARTIST JOHN ANKLAM - John Anklam’s photography includes works of floral, landscape, abstract and black and white. Free. 3-8pm Indigo Art Gallery, (1367 S. Kihei Road, Suite #3-109); 808-382-6557; indigoartgallerymaui.com

SUNDAY, JUL 29 MAUI MALL FAMILY SUNDAYS - This month’s event features exhibits and activities that showcase education and fun in Music and Performing Arts. Come for healthy snacks from Whole Foods Market and see which lucky students win the iPad and iPod. Free. 10am-2pm Maui Mall, Center Court, (70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); mauimall. com/FamilySundays.htm; info@mauimall.com THE LIVING ART OF SHURI-STYLE KUMIWUDUI - Come learn about Shuri-Style kumiwudui with a focus on Hanaui nu En. This lecture-demonstration features Sekiyu Chinen, a guest artist from Okinawa who studied dance, uta-shamisin, and kumiwudui under Master Kin Ryosho. Free; reservation required for guided tours. 10-11:30am Maui Okinawa Cultural Center, (688 Nukuwai Pl., Wailuku); 808-242-1560 SCREENING OF “ALOHA BUDDHA” - Presented by Maui Hongwanji Council. $5 suggested donation. 1pm Wailuku Hongwanji Mission, (1828 Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-244-0406; mshinkai@hotmail.com ISLAND SOUNDS: THE CHAPMAN STICK Be sure to check out at Center Stage the gentle island sounds of The Chapman Stick, a littleknown American stringed instrument, masterfully played by Michael Kollwitz in a relaxing blend of jazz and blues with Hawaiian flair. Free. 6-8pm Whalers Village, (2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808661-4567; whalersvillage.com

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CASANOVA’S FAMOUS LADIES NIGHT BACK TO THE FUTURE W/ DJ BLAST & CHILLTOWN MUSIC STARTS @ 10PM + $10 COVER

THURSDAY JULY 26TH

MAUI SLAM - PAJAMA JAM

SATURDAY 11:00AM - 2PM

ALL-STAR JAM SUNDAY BRUNCH TO BENEFIT

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SLAM POETRY & OPEN MIC COMPETITION DANCE W/ DJ BOOMSHOT & JAYP SENSUAL VINTAGE VISUALS BY VJ DOUGLAS DE BOER 2 FOR 1 PIZZA PARTY FROM 10PM TO 11PM LIP SYNC CONTEST LED BY KIT KAT CLUB CABARET

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JAVA JAZZ

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

JAY’S PLACE

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover

Mallori Danielle 9pm-close; no cover

Open Mic Night w/ Johnny Ringo 10pm-close; no cover

Kawika, 7pm

Kenny Roberts, 7pm

Eight Track Players, 7pm

John Grover, 7pm

MON - That’s What I’m Talking About TUE - Da Ha-y-ans WED - Herb Anderson (all sets 7pm)

1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Nuff Sedd 9-11pm; no cover

1810 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (all sets no cover)

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-close; no cover

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-close; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA CAFE

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

Free Karaoke w/ Danny DJ 10pm-12am; no cover Free Karaoke

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

MON - Farzad & Mike Madden / TUE - Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pmclose; no cover)

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

WED - Jordan Tolentino, 9pm; no cover

MON - Trivia Night w/ John, 7-9pm / TUE - Open Mic w/ Kenny, 10pm-12am / WED Megatouch Game Day w/ Katie, 7-9pm

Pool Tournament 7-9pm Live Band 7:30pm; no cover

Free Karaoke

Free Karaoke

MON-TUE - Free Karaoke

MON - Open Mic Night, 6-10pm; no cover (sign up starts at 5pm)

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MOANA BAKERY & CAFE 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999

Sounds of Addiction 10pm-close; $5

Jazz All Stars, 7-10pm DJ Benjamin Jay, 10pm; $5

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

OCEANS BAR & GRILL

Salsa Night w/ Nieto & Barbara 7:30-9:30pm; no cover

Next Level Entertainment presents Bottoms Up Fridays, 10pm; no cover

MONDAY, JUL 30 HULA PERFORMANCE - Original hip-ster stylie performance. Free. 10:30am Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, JUL 31 ARTIST IN RESIDENCE: CHAD DURGAN, JEWELER AND STEVE OLIVIERI, FLORAL DESIGNER - Free. 1-3pm Maui Hands, Paia, (84 Hana Hwy.); 808-579-9245; mauihands.com

WEDNESDAY, AUG 01 PET FIRST AID FOR CATS & DOGS - This course will empower pet owners with the confidence and skills necessary to respond to emergencies involving cats and dogs by learning how to provide basic first aid skills, how to care for choking pets, rescue breathing and CPR. $70; register online. 9am-12pm American Red Cross, (45 N. Market St, Suite A, Wailuku); 800-733-2767; redcross.org MAUI SMUG - The in-real-life forum for all social media users on Maui. Capacity is limited. Be sure to register early. Free (Not Catered). 4-6:30pm Honua Kai Resort & Spa, (130 Kai Malina Parkway, Lahaina); mauismug.com WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea host their weekly art and entertainment series, featuring famous local performers in the lower courtyard and a slew of shopto-shop specials. @ShopsAtWailea on Twitter. Free. 6:30-8pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com

MON - The Benoits / TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae (all sets 6-9pm)

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Slack Key Guitar player Victoria Holman 7-9pm; no cover

Murray Thorne 7-9pm / Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish da Dish!, 9:30pm (both sets no cover)

1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2414

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

The Benoits 7-9pm; no cover

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MON - S.I.N. w/ All Access DJs, 9pm-close WED - Kenny Roberts, 6-9pm (both sets no cover)

All Access DJ’s Big Mike and Money Mike in the Mix 10pm-close; $10

Karaoke Night w/ Troy 10:30pm; no cover Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm

ART 24TH ANNUAL LAHAINA POSTER CONTEST - Lahaina Arts Society is offering a grand prize of $2,500. The winning art becomes the official Lahaina poster for next year. Artwork must be original, unpublished, and include a recognizable scene of Lahaina. Entries must be delivered Friday, Aug. 3; all will be displayed in the gallery August 6-September 3. Free. Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St. #103, Lahaina) SAM PARK - A PERSONAL APPEARANCE Wed, Aug 1 through Mon, Aug 6. A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to meet and chat with International Modern-Day Impressionist Sam Park. The schedules for Sam Park’s personal appearances, painting demonstrations, and other in-gallery activities, while flexible, will generally be planned for some late afternoons and most evenings. Free. Gallerie 505, (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-3537; gallerie505.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937. CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Ekolu Kalama 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Sam Ahia 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

Tyler Bush 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers w/ Bagpiper Roger McKinely 6:30-9:30pm; no cover

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) All your big plans may just boil down to nothing. In fact, the more you put into them this week, the more frivolous they’ll seem in the long run—something akin to traveling to the southern hemisphere to watch water spiral the other way down the drain. I don’t want your reaction to be, “Huh. So what’s the big deal?” because then you’d kick yourself for wasting so much time on them. Instead, let them sit for a week. If they’re truly worthwhile, they’ll still compel you next week. Then you’ll be boxing kangaroos and silly, inconsequential details like water dynamics will barely scratch your notice.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Holy shit, that tool belt of yours must weigh 30 pounds. You’re so prepared for certain eventualities (like mechanical breakdowns, ninja attacks or beauty contests) that you’re completely helpless when confronted with other, unforeseen situations–-like having to run a timed shopping spree, cross a tenuous rope bridge or sneak up on someone. To equip yourself for some of the latter activities, would you consider lightening your load? That doesn’t mean leaving yourself completely unprepared for the former ones, though. Stuff a good pocketknife and a smartphone in your pocket, don some decent running cross-trainers and consider yourself ready for anything.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) It’s important to your own evolution to get to the point where most of your emotional energy is devoted to others, instead of yourself. That nurturing energy is one of your magic powers. But you can’t take care of other people unless you learn how to (and do) take care of yourself well. Once you’ve learned to aim your ray of comfort inward, you’ll find that there’s plenty left over for everyone else. However, if you use it for others’ benefit before taking care of your own needs, you’ll soon discover that there’s scarcely anything left for you. It would be sheer folly to advise nearly any other sign (save those beleaguered Virgos) to adopt a “Me first” attitude this week–-but that’s exactly what I suggest to you.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Don’t give up so quickly. Sometimes good things just fall in your lap, but truly special moments often take a little work. If they were too easy, you wouldn’t appreciate them. Live for the exceptions, baby. (It’s the only way to lead an exceptional life—don’t you want that?) They’re worth it. Take the risks. Make the extra effort. Try again. Yes, I mean you. It’s supposed to be hard, so you’ll value your goal (New love? Promotion? Gold medal?) once you get it. If you’re feeling discouraged, remember: you’ve got absolutely nothing to lose except your average, familiar existence. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) A lot of people in my old home, San Francisco, rave about the weather there. I don’t get it. Regarding my climatic preference: give me seasons (and I’m not referring to Damp, Foggy, Rainy, and Dry)! That’s why you Scorpios intrigue me. Your internal emotional temperatures can range from scorching to Absolute Zero. While we’re talking about your inner climate, I might as well mention: You’re due for a week or two of balmy sea breezes, sunshine, and only enough drizzle to generate rainbows. If it’s all too sickeningly sweet for you, never fear: You’re bound to have an exciting hurricane or two before summer’s through. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Slather on the sunscreen. You rarely seek out the spotlight. Nor do you avoid it. Occasionally you bask in its radiance. Usually, though, it centers on those who actively seek out the glory, or demand it. Most of the time, you simply can’t be bothered with this essentially petty game. Worry not, you won’t have to cope with the direct glare of the full-force high-beam of dazzling attention. But this week it might settle on someone so close to you that you’d better protect yourself with a pair of sunglasses and some 15 SPF sunblock. Don’t freak—it won’t last long; probably just long enough to give yourself a lovely, sexy, all-over tan. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) You feel like a boomerang, finally arcing back toward the force that propelled you away originally. I’d argue your current state is more like that of a flying fish taking its first leap from the waves. Following your swift glide, you plunge back into the life-giving water. Your first sensation may be one of relief as you return to familiar, nurturing surroundings. But I think you’ll find that the new place you’ve discovered is just as much a necessary part of you as the old neighborhood that you’ve lived in up till now. Own it, baby. Your world just got twice as big–-and there’s more where that came from.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) We are the looked-for end result of centuries of history. Never before have individuals been as empowered as we are now—culturally, economically, technologically. Nearly everyone in America has at least some time to explore their creativity. Growing numbers of people pursue careers “telling their truth” in whatever forms that might take—and they do well. What’s with you holdouts? Do you think your unique perspective is less interesting or valuable than those propagated by the rest of us? Au contraire—we’re in great need of what you have to say. So quit giving your mojo to The Man and give it to people, in general. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) In order for human consciousness to evolve, we must reject authority. I’m not talking anarchy here. I’m referring to a basic shift from hierarchy to cooperation. Don’t stop listening to those who’re supposedly wiser, or simply more powerful. But make your own choices. Don’t blindly submit to the whims of a CEO, parent, or god. Practice this. The next time (and every time, subsequently) that you’re issued an order, ultimatum, or veiled threat, hear it as the choice you’re really being given. You may still choose to submit. But you may not. Suddenly, the power’s in your hands.

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