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DEADLY FORCE

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VOLUME 15 THIS WEEK’S QUESTION:

What’s the most important thing you learned from your father?

Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com @tommyrusso on Twitter

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BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO

NATIVE HAWAIIAN JUSTICE? On June 8, Hawaii Public Radio‘s Wayne Yoshioka filed a great story on a thoroughly lousy subject: the Native Hawaiian Justice Commission’s two-day summit this week on the question of why Native Hawaiians make up “less than a quarter” of the state’s population but “more than 40 percent” of those incarcerated in our prisons (including those on the Mainland contracted to hold Hawaii inmates).

This is not even close to being a new subject. In 2010, the state’s Office of Hawaiian Affairs (OHA) published a report exploring why Native Hawaiians were so thoroughly overrepresented in the criminal justice system. It concluded that the matter was so bad it was destroying Native Hawaiian society: “It is clear that when a Native Hawaiian person enters the criminal justice system, they serve more time in prison and more time on probation than other racial or ethnic groups,” states the OHA report. “Native Hawaiians are also likely to have their parole revoked and be returned to prison compared to other racial or ethnic groups. Coupled with the experiences of pa‘ahao included in the pages of this report, it is clear that Native Hawaiians are caught in a cycle of imprisonment that is perpetuated across generations.”

Three years before the OHA report, Greg Mebel looked at the reasons for the disparate treatment in his Jan. 4, 2001 MauiTime cover story “Hawaiian Justice.” He found a diverse list of factors, including poverty, the high cost of living, discrimination and Hawaii’s own colonial past. In fact, Mebel found that Native Hawaiians are getting knocked about in just about everything society has to offer: “At this point, Native Hawaiians own most of the top misery indices in Hawaii,” Mebel wrote. “These include high percentages in prison, high infant mortality, high rates of illness, low educational attainment, low income-level, high unemployment and

high rates of drug addiction and alcoholism. They’re not even adequately represented in competitive surfing—a sport Native Hawaiians invented: ‘When 29-year-old Maikalani Kaiolohia Robb (a.k.a. Kalani Robb) and 36-year-old Vincent Sennen Garcia (a.k.a. Sunny Garcia) retired from the World Championship Tour last year, they became the last Native Hawaiians to compete on the coveted World Championship Tour,’ reported a recent issue of Free Surf Magazine.”

According to Yoshioka’s report, commission chairman Michael Broderick (a former judge) outlined virtually all the same issues, which isn’t surprising, considering how long groups have been discussing the issue around Hawaii. This fact wasn’t lost on Home for too many Kauai County Councilmember Native Hawaiians? Mel Rapozo, who told Yoshioka who had some pretty scathing things to say about the nearly endless discussion of this issue: “I was on the state’s anti-drug committee,” he said, according to the HPR report. “I was on the county’s anti-drug committee. I quit both of ‘em because it was the same old nonsense: talking, talking, talking, talking, talking. But where’s the money? It costs federal money, state money and county money. But that is one of the biggest problems that we have, and it’s one of the biggest excuses that I think we use. Oh, the economy, well, the economy hasn’t always been bad. We never did anything when the economy was good. So let’s get real.”

I couldn’t locate a website for the Native Hawaiian Justice Commission, even though it was set up last year, which doesn’t bode well for the commission’s ability to reach Hawaii’s residents. I did find a PDF of the commission’s Feb. 7, 2012 hearing minutes, which lists the following nine members: • Paul Perrone, Chief of Research & Statistics, Department of the Attorney General • Jack Tonaki, Public Defender

Overheard

• Honorable Richard K. Perkins, 1st Circuit Court Judge • Joe Booker, Deputy Director, Public Safety • Dr. Kamana`opono Crabbe, Office of Hawaiian Affairs • Cheryl Marlow, Adult Client Services Branch Administrator • Michael F. Broderick, Chairman (President, CEO YMCA of Honolulu) (Public member) • RaeDeen Karasuda, Senior Research Associate, Kamehameha Schools (Criminologist member) • Jeff Kent, OHA Public Policy Advocate III Anyone want to wager on whether the commission’s work actually leads to some kind of tangible reform? Anyone at all?

CONGRATULATIONS TO US! And now I’m going to pat myself on the back for a job very well done. That job was for doing very little editing to former MauiTime Associate Editor Anu Yagi (who stepped down last month to pursue new challenges). See, last week her now-discontinued column Kula Kid won this paper its very first Editorial Award from the Association of Alternative Newsmedia (AAN).

As longtime readers of MauiTime know very well, Anu is an exceptional writer, and her Kula Kid column was always thoughtful, literate, funny and a joy to read. That was due entirely her to skills–I never had to do more than tweak her work, which in my 16 years as a reporter and editor is a rare thing. Having the national trade organization for alt weeklies like MauiTime recognize those skills and award Anu a very prestigious First Prize award (in the papers-thatcirculate-less-than-50,000-copies category) reflects greatly on her, and on this paper. I could not be more proud.

But Anu wasn’t the only winner: former MauiTime art directors Chris Skiles and Justin “Scrappers” Morrison–along with current photographer Sean M. Hower–shared an Honorable Mention award for three covers they worked on: the Fashion Issue (Feb. 4, 2011), the Taste of Maui Issue (Sept. 1, 2011) and the Bar Guide (Oct. 20, 2011).

All of their work for MauiTime was wonderful, and while recognition like this is great, it also makes us miss Anu, Chris and Justin a little bit more. ■

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consists of graphic designer and marketing director Bert Valdez, video producer Justin Clark, water safety specialists Tide and Kiva Rivers (who are also the sons of Maui Film Festival founder and director Barry Rivers), water photographer Danny Bethke and production accountant Jaime Lynch.

“I did not receive any funding Wangdu Hovey (left), or help from the Hawaii Film Office, says Hovey. “The production Jeff Rowley (right) was completely independent.

Lou Dilaberto and Tree at Akaku WANGDU HOVEY’S JAWS: community television were a big help in the last few days helping to process files on their larger CHANGING THE GAME computer systems. Anyone who wants to get PREMIERES AT MAUI an introduction course in TV production and FILM FESTIVAL editing should see them, they have a great course As surfers pray for waves on Maui schedule and some awesome equipment.” during the winter, a select few ask for the gutHovey says he was influenced by A Deeper wrenching 30-plus foot walls of water that only Shade of Blue by Jack McCoy, Drifter by Taylor Jaws on the North shore can provide. You may Steele, films by Troy Eckert at Volcom and have seen surfers towed into the massive breaks Maui-produced HGA films like Easily Amused. behind a jet ski, but there is a group of riders He admits it’s a bit ironic that he’s screening who will only paddle into them, taking the sport his movie on Maui on Father’s Day, given the to an even more extreme level that only a few lack of one in his life, but says he’s had some years ago was thought impossible. incredible male mentors in his life, and his Wangdu Hovey, an amateur filmmaker on Maui, mom is a strong woman who never made it is capturing the essence of this sport in his feature feel like he was missing something. film documentary Jaws: Changing the Game, which “It is going to be an auspicious Father’s Day premiers this Sunday, June 17 at the Castle Theater for me as I’ll be celebrating my first one, as my at 9pm as part of the Maui Film Festival. girlfriend Jaime is 17 weeks pregnant and I’m “It’s intense being out there on a jet ski,” says definitely going to pick up where my dad left Hovey. “I love it. It’s pretty difficult dealing with off,” says Hovey. “My father is an established artist the sea chop, wind spray and all of the other skis out there, everyone is jockeying for better position and the surfers come riding right past us.

On January 4th, I was filming an empty wave while my driver Tide was tracking it. He took too sharp of a turn; I didn’t have straps or anything, so I went tumbling right off. I knew everyone on the cliff must have been laughing at me. We were lucky to save the camera and the footage. We have a pretty basic setup to film, and no helicopter budget, but we did our best to capture the spirit of the movement and hope to put a stamp on what’s going on out there.

“We wanted to tell the true story of what is going on out there and highlight some of the less known guys who are truly committed and deserve recognition,” Hovey continued. “Guys like Marcio Freire, and the Walsh Brothers have been pioneering a new realm out there.”

Hovey was born on Hawaii Island and learned to surf at “Drainpipes” in old Kalapana before Kilauea’s lava flow took it out. He moved to Maui in 1994, later graduating from Maui High. Raised by a single mother, he says she was committed to exposing him to art, drama, musicians, sculptors, writers and creative types.

After high school he joined the Coast Guard, where his tour of duty included a stint in Iraq.

“Being in the military allowed me to visit many places and cultures and tuned my attention for detail,” says Hovey. “Once out of the service I attended film school in Manhattan, and formed my first production company specializing in event videography. Continuing to produce creative works I always strove for bigger projects, until I felt the time was right for this one.”

Photo by Batel Shimi Founded in 2011, Hovey’s Peahi Surf Media

who gave me three beautiful half sisters, and I inherited his artistic eye which I am thankful for.”

Hovey’s film offers a window to the world of Jaws and exposes the life-threatening risks that these surfers take. Viewers will see the conversations surfers have about facing these giant waves and their raw feelings about facing Mother Nature head to head. Using their own words instead of a narrator, the film lets the surfers take you on their adventure of dropping into a wave of a lifetime, and shows their obsession at doing it again and again.

Peahi Surf Media’s entry into the Billabong XXL Ride of the year Awards took fourth place with newcomer Jeff Rowley’s ride footage. “It was like riding a roller coaster, three times my heart was in my throat,” said Rowley of his wave. The film also had its international premier last Sunday in Spain at the San Sebastian Surf Film Festival where it enjoyed an enthusiastic welcome.

“My most memorable moment of the world premier in Spain was taking out my recycling in Haiku,” says Hovey. “I kept checking my emails getting updates from the organizers. We didn’t make it to San Sebastian but I was stoked that the film did and premiered internationally. It was an honor to participate and we hope to be accepted at a few other prestigious surf film festivals.”

Hovey is excited for his Maui screening, he’s looking forward to finally seeing the film

Surfing Jaws with his family, friends and the surf community.

He says he surfs Jaws on occasion but is more interested in filming it.

“I have had the opportunity to tow and paddle surf Jaws,” he says. “Tide Rivers has always been a motivation in the surf and he was the guy to drag me out there and tow me into my first few. Last year I missed it but a few of the boys paddled out there. Our friend Turtle, who passed away recently, was one of them. After he died I vowed to paddle surf it for him. So far I’ve gotten a few sessions under my belt, but I prefer filming once it gets massive.”

For more information go to Peahisurfmedia. com or mauifilmfestival.com. To get tickets to the premier, call 808-572-9244 or stop by the ticket desk at Whole Foods. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso

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THE COCKROACH SOCIAL NETWORK No insect is in greater need of a public relations boost than the cockroach, and Dr. Mathieu Lihoreau of Rennes, France, provided it in a recent issue of the journal Insectes Sociaux. Roaches are highly social, suffer when isolated, recognize members of their own families and appear to make “collective decisions for the greater good” of their community, according to a review of the research in May by BBC Nature. They act in “emergent forms of cooperation”–“swarm intelligence.” Functioning mostly through chemical cues, they advise their homeboys where to find food and water, where the good crawl-into cracks are for sleeping, and how to stay attached to their social networks.

THE HANGOVER MOBILE

Dr. Jason Burke rolled out his “Hangover Heaven” medical bus fleet in Las Vegas in April, offering revelers a faster, clinically proper recovery from their night of excess drinking for a $90 to $150 fee. After giving their medical history, “patients” receive intravenous saline, with B and C vitamins and whatever prescription or over-thecounter drugs are appropriate, says Burke (a licensed anesthesiologist). No drunks are served; the patient must be in the “hangover” stage. One M.D., who hosts a radio show, told CBS News, “I think many doctors are kicking themselves because they didn’t think of this first.”

NO TRADEMARK FOR YOU!

A restaurant set to open in April in West Palm Beach, Fla., named with a Japanese word suggesting “good fortune, wealth and prosperity,” was denied a trademark by the Florida Division of Corporations. The name in question: the Fuku. And in April, Alabama’s alcoholic beverage control agency rejected Founders Brewing Co.’s request to sell its Dirty Bastard beer in the state, even though Founders pointed out that the state already permits another company to sell Fat Bastard wine. The agency acknowledged the similarity, but said Fat Bastard was approved years ago and that no one at the agency now recalls why.

HELLUVA BUSINESS MODEL

In April, the Taiwan tabloid Apple Daily profiled a 27-year-old man who said he has tripled his previous salary by becoming a public snitch, turning in videos of litterers and spitters violating Taipei laws that reward informants a fee of one-fourth the amount of any fines. In the last two years, the man (“Chou”) said he has had 5,000 cases result in fines, for which he has been paid the equivalent of $50,000. He said he now teaches classes in snitching.

BELIEVE! Surely the world’s longest-running science experiment is the 85-year-old continuing project to visually ascertain whether “pitch” (a tar) is liquid. Begun at England’s Cambridge University, the project is now housed at the University of Queensland in Australia, where the custodian believes the next drop (the ninth ever) will fall in 2013. The previous teardrop-shaped bead descended in 2000.

CUTTING EDGE SCIENCE

Dung beetles are known to researchers to roll perfectly made balls with their back legs and to periodically mount the balls, pirouette and climb down to be on their way. Emily Baird of Lund University in Sweden explained why in a January issue of the journal PLoS One: The beetles are gathering celestial readings to help shepherd their balls home, away from predators. Baird’s specialty is learning how animals with tiny brains perform complex tasks, and to test the dung beetle, she patiently watched 22 of them guide their balls through an obstacle course her team created.

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LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS

Only about 16 percent of stock market transactions consist of what most people think of as buying or selling of company or mutual fund shares (“real” investors, interacting with actual brokers). The rest, according to analysis by Morgan Stanley’s Quantitative and Derivative Strategies group and covering October to December 2011, were performed by computers acting automatically, at staggeringly high frequency, using software algorithms, buying or selling mindlessly, based on what trading firms needed to fill out their portfolios’ profitably on a second-by-second basis.

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HEALTH REFORM

Two homeless, penniless men in Fresno, Calif., are setting a high bar for frequency, and expense, of ambulance trips to the hospital. A 41-year-old who says he has “a major problem with my liver” and a 51-year-old allegedly seizure-prone man called for a combined 1,363 trips in 2011, which at the market rate would have cost them $545,000 (apart from evaluations by the hospital, which would have additionally cost more than $500,000), according to a February investigation by the Fresno Bee. Taxpayers and the insured foot the bills (reduced somewhat because the ambulance company and the hospital take lower fees). Neither the ambulance company nor the hospital can refuse to serve the men, and attempts to talk the men out of the trips are either futile or too laborious for the emergency technicians to attempt. ■

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ILL OR BE KILLED. IN THE JUNGLE IT’S IRONCLAD LAW; IN HUMAN SOCIETY IT’S ANYTHING BUT.

Yes, we condone killing in certain extreme cases—during war, as punishment for the most heinous crimes and, sometimes, in self defense. Even then, however, it comes wrapped in layers of practical and moral ambiguity.

It’s no surprise, then, that the Trayvon Martin case continues to make headlines.

As you’re surely aware, Martin, an unarmed black teenager, was shot to death earlier this year in a Florida gated community by George Zimmerman, a neighborhood watch volunteer.

Zimmerman claims Martin was acting suspiciously and attacked him when confronted. Martin’s family insists Trayvon did nothing wrong.

However the case plays out, it has exhumed some simmering, divisive issues—race, class, gun control—that always seem to be bubbling just below the surface of the American experiment, waiting for any excuse to erupt. And it has raised a fascinating, terrifying question: When is it acceptable to take another person’s life?

In Hawaii, like most places, the answer isn’t always clear.

IN THE WEE HOURS OF NOV. 5, 2011, 23-year-old Kollin Elderts lay bleeding to death on the floor of a Waikiki McDonald’s. The bullet in his chest came from a gun fired by 27-year-old Christopher Deedy, an off-duty federal agent.

The events leading up to the shooting remain murky. Deedy, who was charged with murder, contends that Elderts was the aggressor and that he acted in self-defense in his capacity as a law enforcement officer. But a lawsuit filed

by Elderts’ family tells a different story.

According to the suit, filed less than two weeks after the incident, Deedy “initiated violence” by “kicking Kollin Elderts in the chest with a martial arts maneuver.”

The suit alleges that Deedy had been drinking that night. Deedy refused a blood alcohol test, according to a KITV report, while cocaine, marijuana and alcohol were found in Elderts’ system.

Reaction to the case has split between those defending Deedy’s actions and those painting him as yet another overzealous, reckless cop (the shooting occurred during the APEC conference, when Oahu law enforcement were on

high alert). The fact that Deedy was a federal agent may give him more leeway, but how far can average Hawaii residents go to defend themselves?

Hawaii’s self-defense law, outlined in HRS 703-304, allows for the use of deadly force, “if the actor believes that deadly force is necessary to protect himself against death, serious bodily injury, kidnapping, rape, or forcible sodomy.” Hawaii’s law does not compel a person to retreat from “his dwelling or place of work” when threatened.

This is the now-infamous “stand your ground” provision—not as broad as the Florida statute currently being tested by the Trayvon Martin case, but broader than many other states. “We would not normally expect a man to abandon his home to an aggressor and would allow him to stand his ground,” reads the commentary accompanying HRS 703-304.

The law, however, has limits. In April,

life free from dangers caused by the criminal element,” wrote the state Public Defender’s office in testimony submitted to the House Judiciary Committee.

The prosecutor’s office, meanwhile, had serious reservations. Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Douglas Chin offered the following hypothetical: “[Suppose] a driver cuts off a car containing two large men who pull into the same parking lot as the driver. The two men exit the vehicle and approach the driver yelling at the driver for cutting them off, but the driver can safely drive away from the incident.

Under the current law, since the driver can retreat in complete safety, he or she must do so before using force against the two men. If this bill were to pass and the duty to retreat was eliminated, might the driver be more inclined to use deadly force if he or she feared death or serious bodily injury?”

“A victim who is in fear of being attacked can’t be expected to wait before taking action to protect him or herself and loved ones...” a judge upheld the 20-year sentence given to Kevin Metcalfe, a Hawaii Island man convicted of shooting another man, Larry Kuahuia, with a 12-gauge shotgun in 2009.

Metcalfe claimed he caught Kuahuia trying to break into his greenhouse, which was filled with marijuana plants, and that Kuahuia charged at him. But evidence contradicted Metcalfe’s account. During the trial Maui pathologist Anthony Manoukian testified that Kuahuia was shot in the back, according to the Hawaii Tribune-Herald.

In 2009—the same year Kevin Metcalfe killed Larry Kuahuia—the Hawaii legislature considered a bill that would have amended HRS 703-304, lowering the threshold of threat from “serious bodily injury, kidnapping, rape, or forcible sodomy” to mere physical attack and expanding the “stand your ground” provision to include any public place.

“In light of the increasing presence of violence in our society and the availability firearms and other deadly weapons, [this bill] would allow the public to become more secure in their homes, places of employment and other areas where they should be able to enjoy

In February, Chin’s scenario played out with eerie precision when 65-yearold Douglas Freeman fired two shots into the driver’s side of 23-year-old Bronson Botelho’s car on Oahu’s H-2 freeway. Bothelo says Freeman cut him off, then later shot at him. Freeman was charged with several counts, including reckless endangerment and terroristic threatening.

Freeman’s lawyer, Marcus Sierra, told KHON Freeman was merely defending himself.

IS HAWAII GUN HAPPY?

According to a recent report from the state Attorney General’s office, 15,375 firearm permits were processed statewide in 2011, a 20 percent uptick compared to 2010. But overall, gun ownership in Hawaii falls well below the national average, as MauiTime noted in April after the release of the AG’s report.

Still, Hawaii boasts a vocal gun lobby.

The group Hawaii Concealed Carry (tagline, “protecting paradise”) fights regularly to loosen state gun laws, issuing opinion pieces with titles like “‘Aloha’ Won’t Save Your Family.”

In the wake of the Trayvon Martin

shooting, the Hawaii Rifle Association posted a commentary on its Web site that accused “race baiters” of turning the case into a “media circus.”

“President Obama has directed the Justice Department to investigate,” states the commentary. “It’s far, far too premature for DOJ to stick its nose into what is purely a state crime at this point—IF a crime was committed.”

(The commentary goes on to describe Martin as a “6 foot 2 inch football player” while noting that Zimmerman is “5 feet 9 inches in height,” with no mention of the fact that loaded weapons tend to render size disparities moot.)

That’s the same Hawaii Rifle Association whose parent organization, the NRA, advocated expanding HRS 703304 with the following testimony: “A victim who is in fear of being attacked can’t be expected to wait before taking action to protect him or herself and loved ones and ask the criminal, ‘excuse me, intruder, are you here breaking into my home to rape me, kill me, or are you just here to beat me up and steal my stuff and oh, by the way, what kind of weapon do you have?’”

Bruce McEwan, chair of the state Injury Prevention Advisory Committee, had a different take. “A law that promotes the use of deadly force as the first line of defense can create any number of unintended consequences,” McEwan testified. Expansive self defense laws “may make the public feel safer,” he added, but “instead create a mentality of fear.”

TRAYVON MARTIN IS DEAD. So are Kollin Elderts and Larry Kuahuia.

Whether their killings were justified is an open question; the finality of their deaths is not. When we give anyone—a jury, a soldier, a citizen—the right to take another’s life we must do so with the utmost caution. And when we codify that right into law, we must prepare for the inevitable consequences.

“I hope I am not for the killing,” wrote Ernest Hemingway—who ended his own life with a shotgun blast—in For Whom The Bell Tolls. “The killing is necessary, I know, but still the doing of it is very bad for a man and I think that, after all this is over and we have won the war, there must be a penance of some kind for the cleansing of us all.” ■

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n a swift motion of edible kismet, Alan Wong’s newest restaurant Amasia has opened on Maui in the Grand Wailea.

I’ve been a fan of Alan Wong ever since my friends, Jane and Bob Brown, had their remarkable anniversary dinner at his King Street Oahu restaurant and brought me his cookbook New Wave Luau. Suddenly, I was onto Alan Wong.

His fresh twists on island food were more than intriguing: they are fearless leaps into fusion food, Wong’s way. Flavors, textures and visuals can be unusual, but the base of his dishes are the familiar flavors of our island culture– kalua roast pork, dashi, shiitake, li hing mui, tomato, pineapple and sweet potato.

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The Sushi Chef's at Amasia find that it’s a future supercontinent predicted by plate tectonics, one that we won’t see in our lifetime. Alan Wong uses the name here to offer a taste of our culinary future. The space formerly known as Kincha was originally built by Takeshi Sekiguchi, developer and original owner of Grand Wailea, as his own private club to entertain VIP guests. Wong’s team kept much of the original design, tatami rooms, private dining areas and 800 tons of rocks brought in from Mount Fuji, but $3 million went into renovations, kitchen updates and bar upgrades. “The bones of Kincha remain,” Wong says.

The heart of the restaurant is East meets West. Here Wong mashes up street food, home recipes, bar food, hibachi grilling and our melting pot of appetizing cultures.

“Amasia is a contemporary style of eating that borrows from ethnicities all around the world,” says Wong. “You take these ethnic influences we have in our immigrant past, the sugar and pineapple plantations, Chinese, Korean, Japanese and Hawaiian culinary traditions. Then I combine it with food from travels to Singapore and Peru, taking little things from here and there.”

He says his vision is to create the ultimate international izakaya. The menu is divided into hot and cold pupu, robata (the grill), family style (larger portions to share), raw, maki (rolls) and desserts. The handcrafted cocktail menu exudes the same creativity as does the wine and sake list, in which Wong says the drinks will always match the food. You will find his signature private label Alan Wong Wines on the menu, one of my favorite being the Kitchen Sink red. Wong says he blends all his wines himself to reap the benefits of creating flavor profiles specific to his foods.

He was not afraid to borrow from favorites at Alan Wong’s on Oahu, like the whole tomato salad that was grown by Richard Ha on Hawaii Island. It’s a a flutter of thinly sliced cucumbers beneath a whole, juicy tomato topped with delicate sprout tops and served with tangy li hing mui vinaigrette. Serving the soup and sandwich as a rich toasty wedge balanced on top of a martini glass of soup is also swiped from King Street. Wong says items will be on the chopping block as he plays with the menu, listening closely to patrons and making way for new and seasonal items.

From the raw menu, the chirashi is a spectacular deconstruction of the traditional bowl rice dish. Instead of vegetables, chunks of fish and egg meander together over a glass bench. The Surf and Turf is a seared beef-wrapped roll with shiso and uni. The Farm Roll is full of agricultural goodness.

Here, raw edible art is as visually pleasing as it is indulgent–witness the Kona Kampachi with buttery kampachi, surprising corn nuts and cubes of sweet potato immersed in a lilikoi jus.

When you’re first seated, the server brings a bit of ban chan and marinated olives with your drinks to get the appetite rolling Korean-style. As you peruse the menu’s mind-boggling number of dishes, you’ll vow to come back to try this or that because there’s no possible way to get to it all in one sitting. Of course, that didn’t stop me from trying.

The robata grill is wood-fired, and the delicious char is perfect on fresh sweet peppers, hamakua mushrooms, jidori chicken and beef tenderloin. It’s a great way to nibble through the

menu with chopsticks. In hot pupus, you can find opulent favorites from around the world like fried oysters, bambucha potstickers, empanadas, chowder and duck bao.

Dessert has to be spectacular when you have so many precedents, and it stood up exceedingly well. I fell in love with the ice cream sandwich: honey rice granite, candied peanuts and caramel popcorn okoshi ice cream but there is something for everyone.

“There are a lot of memorable dishes,” says Kevin Peterson, food and beverage director at Grand Wailea. “Personally, my favorite is the whole chili garlic Dungeness crab. It explodes with flavor and it’s one of those dishes where you can’t be afraid to use your hands. The bread that accompanies it is perfect for dipping in the flavorful sauce. For dessert, a must try is “The Coconut.” It’s haupia sorbet molded into half a coconut with a chocolate shell and served with fresh fruit. It’s not just aesthetically beautiful when it’s served to you, but tastes as good as it looks.”

When I ask Wong about his contacts with Maui farmers, he says he is still developing the relationships. He has spearheaded a movement early on in his other restaurants of supporting local agriculture and fostering relationships as far as Hawaii Island for quality ingredients that impact our local economy. In this realm Wong is passionate about educating the keiki and says this will be the key to balancing our local economy in the future.

“Our company’s definition of sustainability is to make decisions today that our grandchildren’s grandchildren can enjoy,” says Wong, “Kids can effectively change the decision making process, they can make the change happen.

Our goal is to teach the kids to buy local, have the kids think sustainable.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso

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he Maui Film Festival explodes over the next four days with shorts, documentaries, surf flicks, dramas, kids movies, and more in both Wailea and the Castle Theater at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center in Kahului. The festival is also famous for bringing a glut of celebrities to the island to enjoy the limelight with their awards and premiers, this year its Josh Radnor, Tim Bonyton, Mark Magidson, Ron Frike, James Marsden and Elizabeth Banks. But for me and other Maui foodies, the most remarkable things at the Film Festival are the foods and foodie events.

When Celestial Cinema geared up with its grassy bowl filled with film fanatics holding BYOB bottles and screen lit picnics on blankets under the stars, we fell in love with the outdoor venue even when they ran out of popcorn or the lines got long for hot coffee.

Now we have neighboring Gannon’s Restaurant catering hot entrees, salads, wraps, sandwiches, and vegetarian options. Maui Gelato is there with fresh baked croissants, pastries, iced and hot tea, coffee and snacks.

The festival gets smothered in chocolate at the Four Seasons at the signature Taste of Chocolate event Friday night at 10pm after the Celestial Cinema. Four Seasons chefs put together the most decadent menu of cacao sweets that can send even the most seasoned chocolate lovers over the top. Six chocolatey tasting stations serve up souffles, waffles, ice creams, cones, cake pops and donuts. You can dunk your taste buds in cacao at the fountain with marshmallows, cake, cookies on a stick.

Willy Wonka never dreamed this big. The chocolate’s powers are enhanced with strolling violinist Andrea Walls.

After your chocolate hangover recovery, it’s time to step up your game. Saturday evening’s Taste of Wailea has an impossibly good looking spread waiting for you. Plenty

of beverage too: Ocean’s Vodka will be making exotic farm forward cocktails; Stella Artois, Hoegaarden and Leffe Blonde beers on draft; and a selection of wines.

Last year Chef Cameron Lewark basted a whole pig on a spit in front of his restaurant’s tent, and by the end of the event, they were serving this beast. Mulligan’s always has a long line of folks clamoring for their fish & chips, but this year the Irish prove they have a trick up their sleeve: chilled watermelon gazpacho with anise crème fraiche and avocado as well as blackened ahi on Togarashi wonton with edamame and Sunomono cucumber.

Dr. Nat and Emily Tavo will provide entertainment along with the striking sunset views from the David Leadbetter Private Golf Academy on the Wailea Gold & Emerald Golf Course. The event starts warm, the white table cloth seating is nearly blinding in the sun at first. As the sun goes down, and your belly gets full, the rosy glow of the sun is captivating. Since tickets include entry to the celestial cinema showing after the event, there is chair and blanket parking off to the side. The Taste of Wailea shuttle begins at 4:15pm. After the sun goes down Taste of Wailea attendees walk off a little of that satiation with a short jaunt to the Celestial Cinema.

Sunday night’s late event is the Starry Night Moondance. There festival attendees can shmooze and dance the night away with the Freeradicals Projeckt. Mulligans has a tasty line up, too: signature corned beef and fish & chips and passed pupus as well as drinks by Oceans Vodka and Stella Artois. For tickets to any of these events and films see mauifilmfestival.com or call 808-579-9244.

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MALA WAILEA • Ahi Bruschetta with 20-year-old Balsamic Vinegar • Mediterranean Plate: Hummus, Babaganoush, Olives, Grilled Pita MONKEYPOD KITCHEN • Bulgogi Pork Tacos: Pickled Carrots, HandCrafted Kim Chee, Jalapeno, Asian Pear Aioli • Kale and Macadamia Nut Salad: Maui Onions, Golden Raisins, Oranges, Miso Sesame Vinaigrette MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE • Chilled Watermelon Gazpacho with Anise Crème Fraiche and Avocado • Blackened Ahi on Togarashi Wonton with Edamame and Sunomono Cucumber RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE • Veal Ravioli • Seafood Gumbo SPAGO • Whole Roasted Lamb with House-Made Naan, Coconut Saffron Rice and Tomato Bengali Chutney • Lamb Tagine TOMMY BAHAMA • Pork Street Tacos: Slow Roasted Kalua Pork, Kula Cabbage Slaw, Pickled Red Onions, Salsa Verde, Queso Fresco Cheese, Blended Corn Tortillas • Kula Spinach Salad: Upcountry Strawberries, Surfing Goat Dairy Cheese, Crispy Maui Onions, Moloka’i Prawns, Maple Balsamic Vinaigrette

CAPISCHE? • Olive Oil Poached Kona Kampachi, Parsley Pesto, Patty Pan Squash Ratatouille, Meyer Lemon Oil • Crispy Laulima Farms Beet • Surfing Goat Cheese Ravioli • Roasted Beets, Capische? Garden Greens with Aged Balsamic Vinegar

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FRY EXHIBITION •Local Catch Dipped in a Light Harp Larger Batter, Fried Crisp and served with Irish Steak Fries

GANNON’S • Thai Turkey Sliders with Cashew Butter and Sweet Chili Slaw JOE’S • Fresh Island Fish Crudo with Radishes, Capers, Tomatoes and Olives • Red Veal Meatballs with Stroganoff Sauce KO • Spicy Ahi Poke with Orange Tobiko, Kaiware Sprouts and Nori • Kula Ali’i Lavender Honey Macadamia Nut Shrimp • Wailua Estate Chocolate Custard with Kula Strawberry Gelato

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HIRING OUR HEROES – Here’s an opportunity for job-seeking veterans of Maui County.

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce’s “Hiring Our Heroes” Program is co-sponsoring a job fair for veterans, active duty military members, Guard and Reserve members, and military and veteran spouses on Maui. It’s free to attend, but you have to pre-register on their website first. 3-7pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy.); uschamber.com/hiringourheroes/events.

CULTIVATE AT CASANOVA – Nurture your need to dance with Casanova’s “Cultivate,” featuring a quad of DJ talent from Kauai to Maui: Micah Sky, Matt Lane, JMeans and Sweet Beets. Live visuals by Benjamin Christ will keep your googly eyes entertained in case scantily clad dancers aren’t enough. 10pm. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com

FRIDAY, JUNE 15 OBON IN WAILUKU – It’s Wailuku’s turn to observe the summer Obon Festival, beginning with the Wailuku Jodo Mission tonight and the Shingon Mission on Saturday. Dance the bon odori to welcome the spirits of the dead. Of course, once those spirits are welcomed, feel free to gorge on some of Maui’s best chow fun.

Ceremonies start at 7pm for Jodo and 6:30pm for Shingon. Dancing for both starts at 8pm.

Wailuku Jodo Mission, 808-244-0066; Wailuku Shingon Mission, 808-244-3800.

HAPA – It’s been 20 years since they released their first album, but HAPA is still going strong. The Hawaiian music duo, Barry Flanagan and Ron Kuala’au, are internationally renowned for their take on contemporary Hawaiian music. Their sound blends traditional Hawaiian mele, oli and chanting with American acoustic/folk sounds and Hawaiian slackkey guitar. Last year, the group appeared on an episode of Hawaii 5-0 and played Flanagan’s instrumental composition “Olinda Road.”In the same year, they were also asked to perform in the Adam Sandler romantic comedy Just Go With It. Now they’re back on Maui to play some intimate dinner shows on Friday nights at Stella Blues this summer. Fourcourse dinner and show: $60; show only $30. Dinner at 6pm, show at 7:30pm.

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MAKAWAO TOWN PARTY – There will be dancing in the streets of Makawao this Friday night. Specifically, Baldwin Avenue. That’s because Makawao’s Third Friday Town Party will close off Baldwin from Brewer Street to Makawao Avenue to make way for the festivities. Live music offerings will include The Haiku Hillbillys and Elaine Ryan. There will also be plenty of delicious food for sale provided by Star Anise, Badua Catering, Outrigger Pizza, Kinaole Grill, Relish the Dog, da Puerto Rican Food Truck, Polli’s Mexican Restaurant, Shaka Pops, Da Local Banana and more. For shoppers, Holiday & Co. will have a sale (20-40 percent off) 5-7pm and Paragon Salon will have a trunk show of Stella and Dot jewelry 7-9pm, in addition to special discounts around town. Free. 6-9pm. Baldwin Avenue, Makawao; mauifridays.com/makawao.

SAVE MAKENA SKIM CONTEST – Skimboard masters have developed an incredible skill of sailing across slick wet sand in a spectacular motion that could entail a lot of twirling and flipping into the ankle breaks. Best of all, it’s all right there in front spectators. This Saturday, the Save Makena Skimboard contest goes head over heels at the perfect location: Makena State Park. Skimmers of all ages are invited.

8am. Makena State Park (third entrance). Call Erik Covarrubias at 808-265-2112 to register.

SATURDAY, JUNE 16 BLUE LAGOON AIRS – Maui goes Hollywood (or network television, at least), this Saturday when Lifetime Network airs Blue Lagoon: The Awakening, a remake of the 1980 movie (referred to in a County of Maui press release as a “classic,” amazingly enough). A lot of the movie was filmed at various scenic locations on Maui, including Paia, Makena and Twin Falls. More than 30 island residents were employed as crew members during filming. For those who missed the original, the movie is about two young hotties (played by Australians Brenton Thwaites and Indiana Evans) who get stranded on a tropical island, grow up together and fall in love. Lifetime, 8/7c. mylifetime.com

FOUR FATHERS, FOUR SONS – When Hawaiian slack-key masters compete, you win! This Saturday, talented father and son duos will engage in a little goodnatured competition onstage at the MACC in celebration of Father’s Day. The Hawaiian music duos will be Dennis & David Kamakahi, Richard & Kai Ho‘opi‘i, Kevin & Ikaika Brown and George & Keoki Kahumoku. Musical stylings will include Hawaiian slack-key guitar, ukulele and leo ki‘e ki‘e (falsetto). First, each pair will perform together, and then the four fathers will go head-tohead with their sons. Competition never sounded so sweet. $25 GA, $45 VIP (w/meet and greet). 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

SATURDAY, JUNE 16 BOWLING FOR THE KIDS – Hit the bowling alley this Saturday for Big Brothers Big Sisters’ 25th annual Bowl For Kids’ Sake fundraiser. This year’s theme is “Hollywood Silver Screen,” and participants will get star-studded treatment with a lunch prepared by Chef Conrad Aquino from the Sheraton Maui Resort, two games of bowling, an event T-shirt, goodie bag and chances to win prizes. If the idea of used bowling shoes makes you cringe, you can participate as an event sponsor or volunteer. Event proceeds will support Big Brothers Big Sisters’ mentoring programs in which children facing adversity are matched with screened volunteer mentors. These programs are beneficial to the at-risk youth and improve their chances of graduating high school and avoiding juvenile delinquency. 9am-5pm. Maui Bowling Center (1976 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-242-9754; bigsofmaui.org

NA KAMEHAMEHA PARADE & HO‘OLAULE‘A – Celebrate Hawaii’s ali’i and cultural traditions with a pa‘u parade and ho’olaule’a on Front Street this Saturday.

The pa‘u parade will showcase Hawaiian equestrian styling and honors the Kamehameha lineage. The ho’olaule’a will feature cultural tours and exhibits of traditional voyaging canoes and Moku’ula, an ancient political and spiritual center that has remained undisturbed for a century and contains royal residences and a mausoleum.

There will be live music, hula and polynesian dance. Browse Maui-made crafts and food booths throughout the day. Kids can enjoy Makahiki games with Kula Kaiapuni O Maui ma Nahi’ena’ena (Hawaiian immersion school). A documentary on the Art of Pa‘u will be shown and you can meet the parade’s princesses and riders. Free.

9am-5pm. Kamehameha ‘Iki Park (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-264-8779

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SUNDAY, JUNE 17 FATHER’S DAY – Show Dad you love him with an all-you-can-eat buffet at the Kaanapali Beach Hotel. Enjoy omelets made to order, lots of fresh seafood, carving stations with kiawe roasted rack of lamb, prime rib and much more. To complement your beer-braised short ribs, Maui Brewing Co. beers will be on tap. There will be a kid-friendly buffet as well, along with plenty of tasty desserts. And you can enjoy live music by Melveen Leed. If you’re lucky, Dad will leave brunch with a full stomach and one of these awesome prizes: a one night stay at the Kaanapali Beach Hotel, rounds of golf, a fishing trip, a 24-hour Harley Davidson rental or a nice dinner at one of several island restaurants. $46.95 adults/$25 keiki 12 & under/free for kids 5 & under (one child per paid adult). June 17, 8am-1pm. Kaanapali Beach Hotel (2525 Kaanapali Parkway); 808-667-0124; www.HawaiianSundayBrunch.com

PIZZA PARTY! – Lahaina Pizza Co. is celebrating 19 years at their gorgeous second story Westside restaurant that probably offers the best views of the harbor and sea wall on Front Street. Kama‘aina get a whopping half price off any of their delectable deep dish chicago style pizzas the entire month of June. If you haven’t visited yet, I’m letting you know there are only 13 days left! So get moving! (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 20 ARTIST CASEY NEUMANN SPEAKS – Casey Neumann, visiting artist at the Hui No Eau Visual Arts Center will be hosting a free lecture on the topic “A Reason Rewoven: An Exploration of Process and Product in Visual Art.” Neumann has been teaching classes in printmaking since 2006. Her mediums include wood block printing, fiber arts, aquatint etching and a few more difficult-to-pronounce art processes. Free. 5:30-6:30pm. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com

TOGA PARTY! – Here’s your chance to raise your chalice to loose robes and fashion of the first century BC. Ambrosia honors the conquests and traditions of Rome’s most celebrated dictator with debauchery, Triangle-style. Of course, DJ Del Sol and CIA must be involved. Wear your toga to get in free (extra points for olive branches). 10pm.

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Nothing gets musicians more worked up than debating Bob Dylan acoustic or electric, old Beatles vs. “White” album Beatles, the merit of 80s keyboard pop or what truly defines Punk music. Here’s another coal to the fire: when youngsters give their karaoke best to classic tunes that defined a generation. This is where I come in. I never watch American Idol because I can’t stand to hear some squeaky voiced kid who doesn’t have a learner’s permit but feels confident enough to butcher a song 50 years older than them. Same for Glee which, if you take away the High School Musical plotting and worthy social messages, isn’t much different from Kids Incorporated.

For some reason, though, I dug Rock of

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All star cast puts on fantastic show with Drew falling on hard times. Everybody now, “Every rose has it’s thooooorn...”

Directed by Adam Shankman in the same pretention-free, winking way he helmed the movie musical of Hairspray, Rock of Ages almost never takes itself seriously, teases the musical genre and wants to make you laugh a lot and succeeds heartily.The low point is the lover’s spat, which makes the movie feel longer than it already is.

Boneta has a strong voice but isn’t a good enough actor to make us care about his cornball character. Even worse is Hough, who isn’t an actress and, with her Britney Spears on helium voice, should never be allowed anywhere near a song not playing on Radio Disney.

Even with the central love story and the main leads sucking the air out of the room, the all-star cast does the heavy lifting and puts on a fantastic show. Catherine Zeta-Jones is

a riot as a conservative politician who sings and dances to Pat Benatar, Baldwin and Russell share the film’s funniest duet and then, there’s Mr. Cruise, who brilliantly embodies a fictionalized Axel Rose, rocks hard in the concert scenes and is the best thing about this movie.

Cruise’s performance is at a different level than the rest of this cheesy musical, which is funny enough but would vanish from memory without him. Cruise and Malin Ackerman’s raunchy duet of a Foreigner song will have you howling and flaring your cigarette lighters at the same time.

Rock of Ages is just for laughs but Cruise’s amazing performance will make you weep even harder for that Guns and Roses reunion. ■

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Ages, the movie adaptation of the smash Broadway musical. Like many high concept poprock musicals, it has a plot that’s thinner than a concert ticket stub and strung together from rock songs. When you have a character named “Sherrie”, rest assured a Steve Perry song is right around the corner. For most, this will be a seriously entertaining night out at the movies, though even open minded rock fans will cringe when they hear what Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand do to “I Love Rock and Roll.”

Describing the plot requires listing cliches: Sherrie (“cuz you shoulda been gooone!”), played by Julianne Hough, moves to Los Angeles in hopes of pursuing a singing career. Faster than you can say Coyote Ugly, she’s broke and desperate. A Bieber-haired musician named Drew (Diego Boneta) falls hard for Sherrie and gets her a job at a flailing music club and concert venue, run by Baldwin’s shaggy haired entrepreneur (it takes place in 1987, so everyone in the cast is shaggy haired). Next thing you know, Sherrie is smitten with the boozed up, sex god rocker Stacee Jaxx (Tom Cruise) and finds her twinkly eyed romance

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900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue) The Dictator-R-THU (1:00, 3:45), 6:45, 9:15.

Men in Black III-PG13-THU (1:35, 4:20), 6:55, 9:35.

Prometheus-R-THU (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 9:45 . FRI (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:00), 4:00, 7:00, 9:45. MON-WED (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 9:45.

Snow White and the Huntsman-PG13THU (1:15, 4:15), 7:15, 10:00. FRI (1:15, 4:15), 7:15, 10:00. FRI (1:35, 4:20), 6:55, 9:35. SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 10:00.

SAT-SUN (1:35), 4:20, 6:55, 9:35. MONWED (1:15, 4:15), 7:15, 10:00. MON-WED (1:35, 4:20), 6:55, 9:35.

That’s My Boy-R-FRI (1:30, 4:20), 7:05, 9:50.

SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:20, 7:05, 9:50. MON-WED (1:30, 4:20), 7:05, 9:50.

1819 S. Kihei Rd., 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Madagascar 3-PG-THU 11:00, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:50. FRI-WED 11:00, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:50.

Manzanar Fishing Club-Unrated-FRI-WED 11:15, 1:00, 2:50, 4:50, 6:40, 8:25, 10:20.

Men in Black III-PG13-THU 11:15, 1:45, 4:15, 7:00, 9:30.

Prometheus-R-THU 11:25, 2:00, 4:45, 7:30, 10:15. FRI-MON 11:25, 2:00, 4:45, 7:30, 10:15. TUE 1:00, 3:55, 7:00, 10:00. WED 11:25, 2:00, 4:45, 7:30, 10:15.

Rock of Ages-PG13-FRI-WED 11:10, 1:50, 4:30, 7:10, 10:00.

Snow White and the Huntsman-PG13-THU 11:10, 1:55, 4:55, 7:45, 10:30.

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Maui Mall, Kahului, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) The Avengers-PG13-THU (1:30, 4:50), 8:15. FRI-WED (2:55).

The Avengers-3D-PG13-THU (11:30, 2:55), 6:20, 9:25. FRI-WED (11:30), 6:20, 9:25.

Battleship-PG13-THU (12:35, 3:35), 6:35, 9:35. FRI (12:35, 3:35), 6:35, 9:35. SAT-SUN (12:35), 3:35, 6:35, 9:35. MON-WED (12:35, 3:35), 6:35, 9:35.

The Dictator-R-THU (12:45, 3:10, 5:20), 7:30, 9:40. FRI-WED (1:05), 6:50.

The Hunger Games-PG13-THU (11:55, 3:05), 6:10, 9:20. FRI-WED (3:25), 9:10.

Madagascar 3-PG-THU (11:15, 1:15, 3:45, 4:15), 6:15, 8:45, 9:15. FRI (1:15, 3:45, 4:15), 6:15, 8:45, 9:15. MON-WED (11:45, 1:45, 2:15, 4:45), 6:45, 7:15, 9:45.

Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel-PG13-THU 11:30, 2:10, 4:50, 7:30, 10:10. FRI-WED 11:30, 2:10, 4:50, 7:30, 10:10.

Manzanar Fishing Club-Unrated-THU 11:10, 1:10, 3:10, 5:15, 7:15, 9:35.

Men in Black 3-3D-PG13-THU 11:15, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. FRI-WED 11:15, 9:45.

Men in Black III-PG13-THU 12:15, 3:15, 5:45, 8:15, 10:45. FRI-WED 2:15, 4:45, 7:15.

Rock of Ages-PG13-FRI-WED 10:45,11:45, 1:30, 2:30, 4:15, 5:15 7:00, 8:00, 9:45, 10:45.

Snow White and the Huntsman-PG13-THU 11:00, 12:30, 2:00, 3:30, 5:00, 7:00, 8:00, 9:50, 10:50. FRI-WED 11:00, 12:30, 2:00, 3:30, 5:00, 7:10, 8:10, 10:00, 10:45.

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Madagascar 3-3D-G-THU (11:45, 1:45, 2:15, 4:45), 6:45, 7:15, 9:45. FRI (11:45, 1:45, 2:15, 4:45), 6:45, 7:15, 9:45. SAT-SUN (11:45, 1:45, 2:15), 4:45, 6:45, 7:15, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:15), 3:45, 4:15, 6:15, 8:45, 9:15. MON-WED (1:15, 3:45, 4:15), 6:15, 8:45, 9:15.

Prometheus-R-THU 12:00, 3:00), 6:00, 9:00.

FRI-WED (12:00, 3:00), 6:00, 9:00.

Prometheus-3D-R-THU (12:30, 1:00, 3:30, 4:00), 6:30, 7:00, 9:00, 10:00. FRI (12:30, 12:55, 3:30, 4:00), 6:30, 7:00, 9:30, 9:50. SATSUN (12:30, 12:55), 3:30, 4:00, 6:30, 7:00, 9:30, 9:50. MON-WED (12:30, 12:55, 3:30, 4:00), 6:30, 7:00, 9:30, 9:50.

That’s My Boy-R-FRI (1:00, 1:40, 3:50, 4:30), 6:40, 7:20, 9:20, 10:00. SAT-SUN (1:00, 1:40, 3:50), 4:30, 6:40, 7:20, 9:20, 10:00. MON-WED (1:00, 1:40, 3:50, 4:30), 6:40, 7:20, 9:20, 10:00.

What to Expect When You’re ExpectingPG13-THU (11:40, 2:10, 4:55), 7:25, 9:55.

FRI (11:40, 2:10, 4:55), 7:25, 9:55. SAT-SUN (11:40, 2:10), 4:55, 7:25, 9:55. MON-WED (11:40, 2:10, 4:55), 7:25, 9:55.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) The Avengers-PG13-THU (12:15, 3:30), 6:45, 9:45. FRI (12:15, 3:30), 6:45, 9:45. SATSUN (12:15), 3:30, 6:45, 9:45. MON-WED (12:15, 3:30), 6:45, 9:45.

Battleship-PG13-THU (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 9:45.

Madagascar 3-PG-THU (1:15, 4:00), 7:00, 9:30.

FRI (1:00, 3:45), 6:55, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:55, 9:15. MON-WED (1:00, 3:45), 6:55, 9:15.

Rock of Ages-PG13-FRI (1:15, 4:00), 7:00, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:00, 7:00, 9:45. MONWED (1:15, 4:00), 7:00, 9:45.

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MADAGASCAR 3 - PG - Animation - Alex, Marty, Gloria and Melman are still trying to get back to New York, for some reason. 85 min.

ROCK OF AGES - PG13 - Comedy - Cliches collide in this look at drugged-out rockers, Hollywood dreams and love in 1987. Starring Tom Cruise, Julianne Hough and some other people. See this week’s film critique. 123 min.

MANZANAR FISHING CLUB - Unrated - Documentary - Here’s a look at the World War II internment of Japanese Americans through their eyes. 74 min.

THAT’S MY BOY - R - Comedy - Adam Sandler plays the father of some guy played by Andy Samberg. Crazy stuff ensues, and I think Vanilla Ice shows up. 114 min.

MEN IN BLACK III - PG13 - Comedy - Agent J (Will Smith) goes back in time to save his friend Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) from being assassinated when he was young (Josh Brolin). 106 min.

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PROMETHEUS - R - Sci-Fi - This is the Alien prequel-that’s-not-a-prequel you’ve been waiting for. 124 min

THE AVENGERS - PG13 - Action You’ve seen all the back stories, and now Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk, Captain America and the rest get together with Samuel L. Jackson to save the world from Loki.

Sure, why not. Joss Whedon directs.

BATTLESHIP - PG13 - Action - A US Navy fleet (led by Liam Neeson) does battle with an alien squadron. And yes, this is based on the popular board game. 131 min.

THE BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL - PG13 - Comedy - British retirees travel to what they think is a far more luxurious hotel in India than it actually is. 124 min.

THE DICTATOR - R - Comedy - Sacha Baron Cohen stars as a ruthless (though dumb) North African dictator desperately trying to hold onto power. 83 min.

writes Barry Wurst II. “In this hugely anticipated adaptation of Suzanne Collin’s novel of the same name... all of the adult actors give overstated performances (‘cept Mauian Woody Harrelson, who “makes a solid impression”) and wear what looks like Elton John’s concert wardrobe.” Huh. Sounds like public high school. 142 min.

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WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU’RE EXPECTING - PG13 - Comedy - Five couples discover that having a baby isn’t what they thought it would be like. Really? They had to make a movie about that? 110 min.

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BIG SHOWS JAZZ CLUB MAUI PRESENTS SLAM! - Sat, Jun 16.

Jazz Club Maui combines great food and drinks, top shelf music with host band, SLAM! featuring David Choy and Kelly Covington, and a sophisticated, yet inviting, lounge experience for a fun and memorable night out. Admission only or Dinner & Drink Packages are available. 8:30pm Royal Lahaina Resort, (2780 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina); 808-661-3611 STELLA’S SUPPER CLUB WITH HAPA - Fri, Jun 15.

A 4-course dinner featuring live music by HAPA. $60.

6pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com 4 FATHERS & 4 SONS: HAWAIIAN SLACK KEY MASTERS - Sat, Jun 16. In celebration of Father’s Day, don’t miss this good-natured music competition of father and son duos, then fathers vs. sons on stage, featuring Dennis & David Kamakahi, Richard & Kai Ho‘opi‘i, Kevin & Ikaika Brown and George & Keoki Kahumoku. $25/standard, $45/VIP (with preshow meet and greet). 7:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-2427469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org

MAUI FILM FESTIVAL BEACON AWARD CEREMONY AND SCREENINGS - Thu, Jun 14. Tim Bonython will be presented with the Beacon Award. Following the presentation will be screenings of Immersion, directed by Bonython, I Believe I Can Fly: Flight of the Frenchies directed by S. Montaz-Rosset and A Monster of Nix directed by Rosto. $20 w/ Celestial Pass, $22 advance single tickets ($24 at door). 8pm Celestial Cinema at Wailea Gold and Emerald Golf Course, (Complimentary Shuttles & Parking at the Wailea Resort Event Park); 808-579-9244; mauifilmfestival.com SOUL IN CINEMA AWARD CEREMONY AND SCREENINGS - Fri, Jun 15. Mark Magidson & Ron Frike will be presented with Soul in Cinema Awards.

Following the presentation is a screening of SAMSARA, written/produced by Magidson and directed by Frike. 2nd screening is of The Intouchables, written/directed by Nakache & Toledano. $20 w/ Celestial Pass, $22 advance single tickets ($24 at door). 8pm Celestial Cinema at Wailea Gold and Emerald Golf Course, (Complimentary Shuttles & Parking at the Wailea Resort Event Park); 808-579-9244; mauifilmfestival.com TASTE OF CHOCOLATE - Fri, Jun 15. Co-hosted

by Variety, Maui Film Festival’s over-the-top event for lovers of chocolate! Eat it, drink it, love it. Dress up and experience the never-been-there, never-had-that, extraordinary flavors and sensual experience that is the Taste of Chocolate. $125. 10pm Four Seasons Resort, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-579-9244; mauifilmfestival.com; boxoffice@mauifilmfestival.com TASTE OF WAILEA - Sat, Jun 16. The most mouth watering moments of our 13th annual Taste of Wailea will be presented by Wailea Resorts’ most celebrated chefs and restaurants, complimented by a delicate assortment of fine wines, refreshing beer, and exotic Maui-tinis. $120. 4:30pm David Leadbetter Golf Academy, Wailea Gold & Emerald Golf Course, (100 Wailea Golf Club Drive); 808-579-9244; mauifilmfestival.com; boxoffice@mauifilmfestival.com NOVA AWARD CEREMONY AND SCREENINGS Sat, Jun 16. James Marsden will be presented with the Nova Award. Following the presentation will be screenings of Friends with Kids directed by Jennifer Westfeldt, A Cat in Paris directed by Jean-Loup Felicioli and Bachelorette directed by Leslye Headland. $20 w/ Celestial

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with locally grown ingredients. E-mail to RSVP. Free.

4pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/ maui; spmmm-marketing@wholefoods.com

NAVIGATOR AWARD CEREMONY AND SCREENINGS - Sun, Jun 17. Elizabeth Banks will be presented with the Navigator Award. Following presentation will be screenings of People Like Us, starring Banks, H2ind0 directed by Brent Deal and a Maui-made short surf film, OXBOW Winter 2012, edited by Norkunas and Panebianco. $20 w/ Celestial Pass, $22 advance single tickets ($24 at door). 8pm Celestial Cinema at Wailea Gold and Emerald Golf Course, (Complimentary Shuttles & Parking at the Wailea Resort Event Park); 808-579-9244; mauifilmfestival.com

BLUES & BREAKFAST W/ BLUES SPIRIT OF MAUI - Sat, Jun 16. Live music. No Cover. 11am2pm The Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; hardrock.com

FREE SAND DANCE THEATER SCREENINGS - Sun, Jun 17. Sponsored by Whole Foods Market, Maui Film Festival presents screenings of Raise My Hands, a short film directed by Frank Kelly and Nothing Like Chocolate, a feature film documentary, directed by Kum-Kum Bhavnani. 8pm Wailea Beach, (Between Four Seasons Resort and Grand Wailea Resort); 808-579-9244; mauifilmfestival.com SUNDAY STARRY NIGHT MOONDANCE - Sun, Jun 17. Meet your friends at the Festival’s sexiest dance party! Power up with pupus specially created by Mulligan’s newest chef, Tim Nelson, complemented by libations courtesy of Maui’s own Organic Ocean Vodka and a great beer selection. Special Live Music TBA. $75 (21 & over to attend). 10pm Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-579-9244; mauifilmfestival.com; boxoffice@mauifilmfestival.com CASTLE THEATER SCREENINGS - Daily. Scheduled Feature Length screenings and Short Films can be found on the Festival’s website. $11 advance ($12 at door). Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-579-9244; mauifilmfestival.com

FOODIE

FATHER’S DAY CHAMPAGNE BRUNCH FEATURING MELVEEN LEED - Sun, Jun 17. Come celebrate Father’s Day with an all-you-can-eat buffet, and a performance by the incomparable Melveen Leed. In addition to live entertainment, select Maui Brewing Co. beers will be served on tap along side a Harley-Davidson motorcycle display. Adults $46.95, 12 years old & younger $25.00, and 5 years old & younger eat free (one child per paid adult). 8am-1pm Ka’anapali Beach Hotel, (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; hawaiiansundaybrunch.com FATHER’S DAY BRUNCH BUFFET - Sun, Jun 17.

Treat dad to the award-winning buffet! Featuring a prime rib carving station, BBQ, pork baby back ribs, made-to-order omelets, and much more. $34.95 per person, $17 for 12 years old & under, complimentary 5 & under (Tax and service fee will be added). 9am-1pm Kahili Restaurant at Kahili Golf Course, (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Wailuku); 808-242-6000; kahiligolf.com MAKENA FATHER’S DAY BRUNCH - Sun, Jun 17.

Brunch highlights include hearty signature breakfast selections like buttermilk pancakes and smoked bacon, carving and dessert stations, Poke bar, sashimi, peel-n-eat shrimp, crab legs, BBQ Baby Back Ribs, and more! Includes Sparkling Wine or Mimosas.

Adult $48, Child $24 (Age 5-12). 9:30am-12:30pm Makena Beach & Golf Resort, (5400 Makena Alanui, Makena); 808-875-5888; makenaresortmaui.com KEIKI IN THE KITCHEN - Thu, Jun 14. Join us for a fun and healthy hands-on class perfect for kids from 5-12.

Special Guest Chef, Tiffany Kidder will bring her passion for healthy cooking and enthusiasm for working

MOUTH WATERING WEDNESDAYS - Wed, Jun 20. Come and try free samples of what is in season, new or has gotten us excited each week. Free. 4pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui GIRLS NIGHT OUT - Tue, Jun 19. You know, ‘cause girls just wanna have fun. This four-course fondue extravaganza features a martini bar, trunk shows and the chance to win lots of goodies. What are you waiting for?

This night is a blast. Reservations recommended. $35 per person. 5-9pm The Melting Pot, (325 Keawe St., Ste. A202, Lahaina); 808-661-6181; meltingpot.com

TICKETS ON SALE JAZZ AND BLUES FEST - Fri, Jun 22. The 2012 Maui Invitational Music Festival presents a Jazz and Blues Fest at the historic Iao Theater featuring popular entertainers from Hawaii and the mainland showcasing various styles of jazz and blues, America’s original music art forms. Save the date. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-283-3576; aecg.org SAVOR THE SUNSET - Fri, Jun 22. The 3rd Annual Rotary Club of Lahaina Fundraiser to complete the facelift of the Lahaina Public Library will literally rock with an all evening performance of JD on the Rocks Band. Also featuring a great auction, pupus, and wine tasting!. $50 advance, $60 at door, $450 tables of 10. 5:30-9pm Royal Lahaina Resort, (2780 Kekaa Dr.); 808-669-5909; rotaryclublahaina.org; norm@ mauicommunicators.com STELLA’S SUPPER CLUB WITH HAPA - Fri, Jun 22. A 4-course dinner featuring live music by HAPA. $60. 6pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com NORTH SOUTH EAST WEST FESTIVAL OF NEW MUSIC: LEE PUI MING - Sat, Jun 23. Ebb and Flow Arts present an evening of improvised works for solo piano by World-renowned Canadian virtuoso, showcasing a wide spectrum of stylistic approaches. Free.

7:30pm Keawala’i Congregational Church, (5300 Makena Rd.); 808-876-1854; ebbandflowarts.org KI HO’ALU GUITAR FESTIVAL - Sun, Jun 24. Enjoy an all-star lineup of Hawaii’s best slack key guitar musicians which include Makana, Brother Noland, George Kahumoku, Dennis Kamakahi, Jeff Peterson, Bobby Moderow and John Keawe. Island food and crafts are available for purchase. Save the Date: Free Admission. 2-7pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org STELLA’S SUPPER CLUB WITH HAPA - Fri, Jun 29. A 4-course dinner featuring live music by HAPA. $60. 6pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com HALE MAHAOLU ANNUAL FUNDRAISER - Sat, Jun 30. Hale Mahaolu is celebrating its 45th Anniversary year, “Through the years.. Remember, Live, Dream.” Hale Mahaolu will be holding its Annual Community Fundraiser and this year they’ll showcase Rhonda’s Kitchen’s famous Chicken Hekka plate lunch. Ticket ($7.00/plate). 9:30-11:30am Hale Ma-

haolu Akahi Parking Lot, (300 W. Wakea Ave., Kahului); 808-872-4170 MIKE EPPS - Sat, Jun 30. Powerhouse Comedian Mike Epps is one of the funniest comic actors to merge into the Hollywood scene. He currently stars in his own standup special, “Mike Epps Presents” and is on a national sold-out comedy tour. $25, $45, $55, $65 (plus applicable fees). 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-2427469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org

EVENTS

THURSDAY, JUN 07

HIRING OUR HEROES - Please join the U.S. Chamber of Commerce for a one of kind hiring fair, for job seekers and employers. This hiring fair is for veteran job seekers, active duty military members, Guard and Reserve members, and military and veteran spouses.

Free. 3-7pm King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-984-2091; uschamber.com/hiringourheroes/events

FRIDAY, JUNE 15

MAUI UNITED WAY’S ANNUAL MEETING & RECOGNITION LUNCHEON - Join Maui United Way as they celebrate their supporters at their 43rd Annual Meeting and Luncheon. Tickets must be purchased

by June 8, 2012. Purchases can be made on their website. $35. 11am Kahili Golf Course, Nahele Ballroom, (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Wailuku); 808-2448787; mauiunitedway.org; admin@mauiunitedway.org IPO KUDLICH ART SHOW - Fri, Jun 15. Local girl Ipo Kudlich is a talented multimedia artist. She is best known for her natural fiber weavings inspired by the vivid colors & natural materials of the Hawaiian Islands. Her gift for expressive ceramic mask and vessel making rivals her weavings. Free. 4:30-7:30pm Maui Hands, (612 Front St., Ste. D, Lahaina); 808-667-9898; mauihands.com MEET THE ARTIST - THE WATERCOLOR PAINTINGS OF AMANDA SCOTT - Fri, Jun 15. Come meet Amanda Scott and watch as she works on her new series. Amanda has been a dedicated artist for over ten years. She has been a self directed student taking classes, learning from other artists, and sitting in on University lectures. Free. 5-8:30pm Maui Hands, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-2021; mauihands.com MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY’S SUMMER FEST - Makawao launches its first-ever planned road closure for its Third Friday event. Come celebrate Summer with a blossoming block party with live entertainment on 3 stages, food vendors, a host of special discounts and mini-parties in the shops, and more. Free. 6-9pm (Baldwin Ave. between Brewer Road and Makawao Ave.); mauifridays.com OBON FESTIVAL - Obon service at 7pm; dancing begins at 8pm. Free. 7pm Wailuku Jodo Mission, 808-244-0066 HEALING EVENT: DR. SIERRA LEVY’S RESONANCE THERAPY SEMINAR - Starts today through Wednesday. A Healing Arts Enlightenment Seminar for All Walks of Life, and all Aspects of Life.

Presented by Creator of Resonance Therapy, an Energy Medicine and Psychology Meta-System Serving Body, Mind, and Spirit Needs from the Physical to the Metaphysical. $200 per day for the first 3 days and $150 per day for the last 3 days. Island Surf Building, (1993 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. 216); 808879-6159; resonancetherapy.info CELEBRATE FATHER’S DAY WEEKEND AT LAHAINA GATEWAY - Find specials throughout the

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ALE HOUSE

Pi’ilani Arias 5-9pm; no cover

The House Shakers 9:30pm; no cover

Flashback Saturdays Dance Party w/ DJ Z 9:30pm; no cover

Sunday Skool Nightclub w/ DJs Jamn J, Blinky and MC Bishop, 10pm; no cover

MON - Clay Mortensen Trio, 4-7pm / TUE Pi’ilani Arias, 5-8pm / WED - Teri Garrison, 4-8pm; Karaoke Night w/ Braddah Francis, 8pm (all sets no cover)

AMBROSIA

Jamie Gallo, 7pm / DigiLuxe w/ DJ Kurt,10pm (both sets no cover)

Whatever You Want w/ DJ AstroRaph 10pm; no cover

Sunrize Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

Ultra w/ DJ CIA 10pm; no cover

MON - DJ Skinny Guy / TUE - DJ LaRage WED - Julius Caesar’s Birthday Toga Party w/ DJ Del Sol & DJ CIA (all sets 10pm; no cover)

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

BLUE LAGOON

Ladies Night 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; no cover

Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; no cover

CULTIVATE w/ DJ Micah Sky, DJ J Means, DJ Sweet Beets, Matt Lane & Maesyn Morning, 10pm; $10

3rd Friday in Makawao w/ One Inity and Island Reggae, 9:30pm; $10

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

Sam Ahia 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dave Caroll / TUE - Jordan Cuddy / WED - Ekolu Kalama (all sets 7-9:30pm; no cover) WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: “Back to the Future: w/ DJ Blast & Chilltown Productions, 10pm; $10

Danyel Alana Trio 9:30pm; $10

Wavetrain w/ Mark Johnstone & Friends 10pm; $10

Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter D, 7:30-10pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Pool Tournament 6:30pm; no cover

Gomega w/ Rising Strong 10pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

House Shakers 6:30pm; no cover

MON - Gomega / TUE - Rampage WED - Jukebox Party (all sets 10pm; no cover)

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Live Music 10pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6pm; no cover

MON - Glen Awong / TUE - Keagan Smith WED - Live Music (all sets 10pm; no cover)

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH

Rampage 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Gomega 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm-close / TUE - Music videos w/ DJ H, 9pm-close / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm-close (all sets no cover)

DJ Kurt & DJ TRVR 10pm-1am; no cover

Blues Spirt of Maui, 11am / The House Shakers, 8-11pm (both sets no cover)

Blues Sprit of Maui 11am-3pm, no cover

Karaoke

Karaoke

CHARLEY’S

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

center today through Saturday, and delicious dining at all of their great restaurants. Hawaii Golf & Tennis store is featuring a 10-50% off sale of in-store merchandise and a Father’s Day golf contest with any purchase. 8:30am-7pm Lahaina Gateway, (305 Keawe St.); 808-877-7073; lahainagateway.com

SATURDAY, JUNE 16

OBON FESTIVAL - Obon service starts at 6:30 pm; dancing begins at 8pm. Free. Wailuku Shingon Mission, 808-244-3800 WAHINE PE’E HIKE - Join a spectacular hike in East Maui watershed above Hana Highway through forest with waterfalls and pools. Bring EMI waiver, lunch, camera and hat. Meet at 8:30am at Haiku Community Center, Hana Highway mile marker 11.6. Limit 18 hikers. Free.

BOWL FOR KIDS’ SAKE ANNUAL FUNDRAISER - Join us for a day of fun as we dress up as movie stars and celebrities for our 25th annual celebration of Bowl for Kids’ Sake! This event is our largest fundraiser, which helps to provide programs for children facing adversity on the island of Maui. 9am-5pm Maui Bowling Center, (1976 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-242-9754; bigsofmaui.org; info@bigsofmaui.org NA KAMEHAMEHA COMMEMORATIVE PA’U PARADE & HO’OLAULE’A - Festivities start at 9:45am and will include exhibits and tours

by Friends of Moku’ula and Hui O Wa’a Kaulua, Makahiki Games with Kula Kaipuna O Maui ma Nahi’ena’ena, a pa’u awards presentation, food booths, local crafters and entertainment. Free. 9am Kamehameha ‘Iki Park, (505 Front Street, Lahaina) 6TH ANNUAL CELEBRATIONS OF FATHERS EVENT - Enjoy entertainment and interactive information booth. Sponsored by Maui Family Support Services. Free. 10am-2pm Queen Kaahumanu Center,

Karaoke

Center Court, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com MAUI OKINAWAN FESTIVAL - “Unleash Your Uchinanchu Spirit” is the theme for this year’s Festival. The entertainment program will feature Okinawan music and dance. The very popular Country Store, games for the keiki, mini craft fair, and of course, Okinawan food will be available. Free. 10am-3pm Maui Mall, (70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com GRAND OPENING OF PASSION 4 FASHION BOUTIQUE - Celebrate at the newest store to join the Lahaina Gateway ohana, at the Grand Opening of Passion 4 Fashion Boutique, featuring live music, fashion show and prizes. The new store is located between OfficeMax and Barnes & Noble. Free. 5:30pm Lahaina Gateway, (305 Keawe St., Lahiana); 808877-7073; lahainagateway.com OPENING RECEPTION OF VINTAGE SURF PHOTOS BY NEAL NORRIS - Just in time for summer, come check out rare and some never-seen photos from Neal’s surf archives of Eddie, BK, Miki, Butch, Hynson and Frye! BYOB. Free. 6-10pm Wailuku Coffee Company, (28 N. Market St., Wailuku) HAWAII ANIMAL RESCUE FOUNDATION DOG ADOPTIONS - HARF removes dogs from shelters filled to capacity, provides them veterinary and foster care, and then finds them homes. Come meet our furry friends! 10am-4pm Petco, (270 Dairy Road, #144, Kahului); 808-876-0022; hawaiiananimalrescue.org HOLOKAI CLUB - Enjoy free arts & crafts and educational tables geared towards children in grades K-5th grade. Free. 10am-12pm Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com VOLUNTEERING ON VACATION: HALEAKALA

NATIONAL PARK VOLUNTEER SERVICE TRIP - Want to see spectacular views at 7,000 feet, watch rare native birds and save unique ecosystems found nowhere else on the planet? Come to Haleakala National Park with Pacific Whale Foundation’s Volunteering on Vacation program. Free. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ma’alaea Ocean Store, (300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; volunteersonvacation.org

SUNDAY, JUNE 17

FATHER’S DAY MASSAGE SPECIAL - Treat Dad and yourself to a full 60 min massage! $145 for two. Infinity Revive, Massage & Wellness Center, (77 Ho’okele St., Ste. 101, Kahului); 808-270-1893; 8revive.com LINE DANCING MAUI PANIOLO POSSE - Free.

4:30pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com ART-BQ - Every Sunday, enjoy free food, libations (it’s mostly BYOB, but there’s always a little champagne in the cooler), and a showcase of Guy’s latest artwork. Free.

6:30pm Guy Junker Art Studio, (Emerald Plaza, 106 Kupuohi St. B-1, Lahaina); 808-661-0923; guyjunker.com SURFRIDER FOUNDATION MAUI CHAPTER MONTHLY BEACH CLEANUP - Every third Sun. of the month, help the Surfrider Foundation save the world. Visit website for more information. 808-2832470; surfrider.org/maui; maui@surfrider.org BIG BROTHERS BIG SISTERS OF MAUI CLOTHING DRIVE - Clothing Drive the 3rd weekend every month near the automotive center. 10am-2pm Walmart, (101 Pakaula St., Kahului)

MONDAY, JUNE 18

STANDARD FIRST AID WITH CPR/AED ADULT - Get trained to recognize and care for victims of illness and sudden injuries and learn how to use an AED for life-

WED - Karaoke threatening respiratory or cardiac emergencies on adults.

American Red Cross certification upon completion. Register online or call. $90. 9am-3pm American Red Cross, (45 N. Market St., Suite A); 808-733-2767; redcross.org MAKAWAO PASTELIST KATHLEEN O’BRYAN DEMONSTRATION - Mon, Jun 18. Kathleen O’Bryan has made her living as professional fine artist, participating in solo, group & juried exhibitions in world-class cultural art markets. The artist will be demonstrating her technique of undiluted dry pigment soft pastels on black paper. Free. 1-4pm Maui Hands, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; mauihands.com “LET’S TALK ABOUT THE DREAMER” DISCUSSION - Todd Sammons, Associate Professor of English at UH Manoa, will lead a discussion of author Pam Munoz Ryan’s fictionalized account of the childhood of renowned Chilean poet Pablo Neruda, an imaginative dreamer despised by his harsh authoritarian father. Free. 6:30pm Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; librarieshawaii.org MAUI BLOOD DRIVES - Blood Bank of Hawaii invites residents to donate blood at this 4-day drive starting today through Thursday. The donation process is safe and usually takes about an hour. A confidential interview and a mini-physical are administered, but the actual collection of blood takes only minutes. Church of Jesus Christ Latter Day Saints, Kahului Hawaii Stake, Gymnasium, (125 W Kamehameha Ave.); 800-372-9966; bbh.org

TUESDAY, JUNE 19

ARTIST IN RESIDENCE: JOEL HEINZ - Tue, Jun 19.

Joel combines Egyptian art and the Hawaiian culture, creating acrylic paintings of ancient Hawaiian imagery on tapa cloth. He also found a new skill in sculpting precious koa wood, using the same imagery as in his paintings. Free. 2-6pm Maui Hands, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; mauihands.com

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JAVA JAZZ

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

WED - Jordan Tolentino, 9pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts, 7pm

Eight Track Players, 7pm

John Grover, 7pm

MON - That’s What I’m Talking About TUE - Da Ha-y-ans WED - Herb Anderson (all sets 7pm)

1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Barefoot Minded 8-10pm; no cover

1810 / Sam’s Jazz All Stars, 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; no cover

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (all sets no cover)

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-close; no cover

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-close; no cover

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

MON - Farzad & Mike Madden / TUE - Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pmclose; no cover)

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

Kawika, 7pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE LAHAINA CAFE

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Open Mic Night w/ Johnny Ringo 10pm; no cover

JAY’S PLACE KAHALE’S

Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover

Free Karaoke w/ Danny DJ 10pm-12am; no cover

Pool Tournament 7-9pm

MON - Trivia Night w/ John, 7-9pm / TUE - Open Mic w/ Kenny, 10pm-12am / WED Megatouch Game Day w/ Katie, 7-9pm

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke

Live Music

DJs & Go-Go Dancers

TUE - Free Karaoke

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR

Lynndy Klevin 7-9:30pm; no cover

Kahala 7-9:30pm; no cover

Steve Sargenti 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic Night, 6-10pm / WED Karaoke, 7-10pm (both sets no cover)

MON - All Access DJs, 10pm; $10 / TUE - DJ Blast, 9:45 pm; $5 / WED - Open Mic w/ Red & Catfish 9:30-close; no cover

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Fulton Tashombe & The Maui Jazz All-Stars, 7-10pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

Howard Ahia 6-8pm; no cover

Latin Night w/ DJ Danny 9pm-close; $5

STATUS w/ DJs Big Mike and Money Mike 10pm-close; $10

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

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MON - The Benoits / TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae (all sets 6-9pm)

Murray Thorne, 6:30-8:30pm / DJ Alika, 9-11pm (both sets no cover)

Joshua Blue 7-9pm; $10

The Sirens 6:30-9pm; no cover

Starry Nights Maui Film Festival w/ FreeRadicals Projekt, 10pm; $75

MON - DJ Alika, 9-11pm; no cover WED - Willie K, 7-9pm; dinner & show $65

Next Level Entertainment presents Bottoms Up Fridays, 10pm; no cover

Rebel Souljahz and Rising Strong, 10pm; $10

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2414

AN EVENING OF SLACK KEY WITH JEFF PETERSON - Recognized as one of Hawaii’s most versatile musicians, Jeff Peterson is at the heart of the Hawaiian music scene today. Join us for an evening of slack key music! Recommended for all ages. Free. 6:307:30pm Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St.); 808-875-6833; librarieshawaii.org

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STANDARD FIRST AID - Learn emergency action steps and first aid procedures for injuries and sudden illnesses. American Red Cross certification upon completion. Register online or call. $70. 9am-12pm American Red Cross, (45 N. Market St., Suite A); 808-733-2767; redcross.org ARTIST LECTURE WITH VISITING ARTIST CASEY NEUMANN - A Reason Rewoven: An Exploration of Process and Product in Visual Art. Free. 5:306:30pm Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS CONCERT The Shops at Wailea continues its WOW! series, featuring a concert in the lower courtyard from contemporary Hawaiian and slack key king Bobby Moderow Jr. The night is further highlighted by art gallery receptions, artist appearances and shop specials. Free. 6:30-8:30pm The Shops at Wailea (Lower Courtyard), (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-891-6770; shopsatwailea.com OCCUPY WALL STREET MAUI GENERAL ASSEMBLY MEETINGS - The group says the primary issue they address is “eliminat[ing] the influence of money, lobbyists and corporations who ‘appear to put profit above people’ from our political system.” Want to get involved? Simply attend one of their weekly Wed. meetings. Free. 5-7pm Great Lawn, University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); maui.hawaii.edu MAUI LIVE STAGE SHOW - Free. 6-8pm Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Ka-

hului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com SLACK KEY SHOW – MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN MUSIC - George Kahumoku Jr. hosts this Grammy Award-winning concert series. Co-hosted by Da Ukulele Boyz, a different guest artist is featured each week. Dinner/show package available with Sea House Restaurant (adjacent to the concert hall; 5:30pm seating). $39.99. 7:30-9:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd.); 808-669-3858; slackkey.com / napilikai.com

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CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937.

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Ekolu Kalama 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Sam Ahia 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter deAquino 7:3010pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DAVID PAUL’S ISLAND GRILL - Every Sun & Mon, David Wolfberg 6pm. (900 Front St. Suite A101, Lahaina); 808-662-3000.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm;

Sun, Fausto 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback & Junior Lacuesta 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon & Danyel Alana 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku & Peter DeAquino 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Kulewa 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika, Roy & Albert 6:30pm; Sat, Ron, Ikaika & Damon 1:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian Trio 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P, Lahaina); 808-667-6636.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai ); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Barefoot Minded 8-10pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake and Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA CAFE - Fri, Alex L Calma 7-9pm. (843 Wainee St Unit 1 & 2, Lahaina); 808-667-6655.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

TUE - Taco Tuesdays, 4-10pm 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J, Ka’anapali); (808) 661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Tue, Fierce, Alternative Night w/ DJ Blast 9:30pm-2am; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Fri, Marvin Tevaga 6-9pm; Tue, “Lahaina Idol” karaoke with Troy 9pm.

(Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Sat, Jazz on the Green 7-10pm; Fri, Jawaiian Music 7-10pm. (200 Kapalua Drive, Kapalua); 808-669-9600.

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BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm. (300 Maalaea Rd. #1M); 808-243-2286.

BUZZ’S WHARF - Thu, Ernest Puaa 4-7:30pm. (960 Front St., Lahaina); 808-244-5426.

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm; Sun, Mark Johnstone 6-9pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm.

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DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, House Shakers 6:30pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd. # 314); 808-874-9299.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Sebrina Barron 6pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Junior Lacuesta 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Mon, Jacob (of the Alliez) 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E); 808-891-8010.

KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Island favorites with Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Girls Night Out with Gina Martinelli 6-9pm;

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Sat, Ron Shadian and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Music by Rama 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Live Music Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30pm. (2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112); 808-875-2910.

LOCAL MOCHA CAFE - Thu, Open Mic Night with Wes Furumoto 6:30-9:30pm. (81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani).

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Wed, Jarret & Wilson 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Wolf 3-5pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Barefoot Minded 3-5pm; Sat, Erin Smith 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 3-5pm; Sun, Kilohana 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Ron & Tarvin 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kilohana 6:30-8:30pm.

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NORTHSHORE CAFE - Fri, Makana 7-9pm; Sun, Troublemakers Trio 7-10:30pm; Tue, Ryan - Keyboards from Brooklyn 7-9pm. (824 Kokomo Rd., Haiku); 808-575-2770.

MONSOON INDIA - Sat, Cambria Moss & Ricardo Dioso 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, The Hula Honeys 5:308:30pm. (760 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-4555.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Joel Katz 5:30-6:30pm; Thu, Murray Thorne 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, The Sirens 6:30-9pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers w/ Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, Tyler Bush 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brenton Keith & His Bag O’Tricks 7-9pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

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SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm; Thu, Erin Smith 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm. (Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Wed, Slam feat. David Choy & Clay Mortensen 7-10pm; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779.

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BY CAERIEL CRESTIN GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) I dreamt I was an incompetent witch last night. My broom sputtered and lurched as I flew. I tried to zap electronic yokes from the necks of unicorns held in thrall, but my expectantly pointed finger yielded no spark. Attacked by the harsh, whip-wielding herdmaster, I wove a spell, which fizzled and withered like a dud firecracker. This dream has relevance to you because, like me, a lot of your actions have felt powerless, and some of them have even backfired, lately.

Also like me, the only real solution is to laugh, heartily, at yourself, and have faith things will improve.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) For someone who’s so good at taking care of other people, you sure are lousy at nurturing yourself sometimes. My heart goes out to you during those trying moments of life, when a major crisis (or two or three) rears its ugly head. It makes me want to just wrap my arms around you, call in sick to work for you and stroke your head, telling you everything is going to be okay. Because it is. Not only are there people standing by to help you pick up the slack (you need only ask), but there are several strong astrological indicators that tell me–-and now you–-that you’re going to be just fine.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) I half expect you to soar in on your broom handle, wicked-witch style, crashing through a window with dramatic grace. Hurling fireballs and curses, you ought to find yourself the worshipped object of dozens of observers. See, darkness is in. And while your brand of tireless goodness and honesty has its advocates (including myself), I’m invested in keeping your tribe at peak effectiveness–-which means updating your methods. These days, you’re bound to accomplish a lot more through creative mischief and inspired cynicism than through innocent goodwill. I’m not expecting you to advocate real evil (as if you would), but brandishing the delightful kind of pretend evil we all revel in every Halloween will do wonders to help your image, and your impact, too.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) There’s lots of math in nature. Just look at pinecones, seashells, even patterns in the sand made by changing tides. It’s human constructions that are fraught with chaos, despite their rigid attempts at order and control.

Living in a city makes it obvious—despite all the straight lines, right angles, and flat surfaces, it’s actually a very disordered place. Lately your head has seemed a little too much like a skyscraper, and not enough like a tree.

Instead of forcing thoughts to spike towards the sky like a spear or a missile, can you allow them to grow gracefully towards it, making an allowance for some of the forces that surround you?

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) The Bible’s not the only place that mentions the Great Flood. Many stories worldwide tell of this mythic calamity. According to New Age folklore, the continents of the fabled ancient civilizations, Atlantis and Lemuria, didn’t sink—they were submerged by the Flood and all evidence of their existence erased by the incredible power of forty days and nights of rain. The bad news: You’re in the middle of your own Great Flood.

The good news: The continent of your greatest weakness is being covered so entirely that by the time the sun cracks the clouds on the forty-first day, all memory of its actuality will be completely washed away.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) You old blowhard! No, I mean that in the best way— you’re practically a force of nature this week. In fact, you have so much primitive, elemental power at your disposal you might have trouble deciding what form to take. Wonder Twin powers, activate! Your energy could take a focused shape, like a time-eating, villainpursuing alligator, or a bolt of righteous lightning. Or, you could choose a more general form, like a hurricane, or a life-giving desert rain. As an earthquake, you’d measure at least 6.9 on the Richter scale. Now

that you’ve been declared a temporary deity, what shape will your life-changing whimsies take? I guess it depends on who you’d like to worship you.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) It’s all going to be okay. I’ve noticed that as long as you hear this periodically, things really are okay. It doesn’t matter if the sentiment is sincere. It’s true as soon as you decide it is. That’s why I’m thrilled to share with you the truth about your current situation: You’re exactly where you’re supposed to be.

You’re also way cooler than you think you are, even when you act dorky or do stupid shit. Whenever you next run face-first into a glass door know this—it’s just practice for the skill that’ll serve you best in the months to come: laughing at yourself.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) You’ve spent years living in your head, Cap. Sometimes I think you’re happier there. But there’s a vast audience clamoring for you to make an appearance. Emerge from backstage, if only for a cameo.

The standing ovation I expect you’ll receive should whet your taste for applause. You’re always putting off your brilliance for “the right moment.” I hate to destroy this cherished illusion–-but for most of us, the right moment is whenever we create it. You’ll have an easier time creating your first tentative openings to display your dreamy genius this week than you ever have before. Shine!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Most of the Aquarians I know believe in ghosts.

Faeries, witches and monsters under the bed are no big stretch for members of your clan, either. You’re used to dwelling in the realm of the possible, the land of hope and dread. Rationality and hard science are your uneasy allies at best and sworn foes at worst this week. I encourage you–-don’t doubt yourself. You know what you know, and you now have the power to make it real. The realm of the possible has just expanded–-it now includes anything and everything you set your mind to.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Every energy-conversion system involves some waste, or loss of energy. It’s a law of physics. But you’re incredibly effective at converting thought into action this week. Three trips to the gym will practically have you lifting cars, an hour on the Internet will enable you to effortlessly recite hilarious filth for the amusement of all your companions, and a visit to the church of your choice may almost be grounds for canonization. The only things, in fact, that don’t seem to be operating at superhuman levels are your decision-making skills. Cut out the equivocation and just make up your mind, already.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) I admire your strength. It’s almost a shame to tell you that the world you’re hefting around on your eminently capable shoulders has an orbit of its own and doesn’t actually need carrying. That’s right—this huge burden that’s been exhausting you and slowing your steps to a weary stagger isn’t actually yours. It doesn’t even belong to someone else—it’s the kind of weight you can just let go of. So what are you waiting for? Just drop the thing and get the hell out of the way. Then go get ice cream or something. You deserve it.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Even Bulls who must slave like Cinderellas never give up hope of fairy godmothers, rich, generous uncles, winning lottery tickets or other magical reversals of fortune. It’s human nature to wish for unlikely windfalls, even though you cynically know they’re highly unlikely. The bad news is, you’re not due for another surprise inheritance or karma-free miracle for at least another two or three months. The good news is, you’re now uniquely empowered to grant your own wishes, be your own fairy godmother and ignore all rules or limitations regarding your assets turning into pumpkins at midnight.

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