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Contents VOLUME 15

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This year, Terryl Vencl wants the County to give the Maui Visitors Bureau

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TALKING ABOUT THE MVB [The following letters are in response to Anthony Pignataro’s May 17, 2012 cover story “This Year Terryl Vencl wants the County to give the Maui Visitors Bureau $3.5 million.”]

As a representative for an organization that received an Hawaii Tourism Authority (HTA) grant, also overseen by Teena Rasmussen’s county Office of Economic Development (OED), I find the assertion that there is no accountability patently absurd. The final reporting required not only an accounting of grant monies spent, but every dime that went through my organization’s hands.

Copies of every piece of collateral, forms, marketing, press coverage or anything made, said or produced by the organization must also be included. Photos and video of the product are required along with surveys of attendees, vendors and suppliers. Documentation does not take hours but weeks. And as Rasmussen said, no grant money is released without original invoices for the expenses expressly approved in the lengthy grant application process. While I recognize their (Maui County OED and HTA) fiduciary responsibility to the taxpayers, as far as I’m concerned the reporting requirements are excessive. While I appreciate the support, I hope to never apply for another county or HTA grant. It was just too much work.

Comparing MVB to the Maui Hotel Association is also flawed. The hotel association lobbies for the hotel industry to a small audience of legislators, necessitating a small staff and a small budget. Since they serve a small group of private corporations, it is no wonder that it is privately funded.

MVB markets Maui for the good of us all, whether you like it or not. Ads in national publications don’t come cheap. I may not agree with everything they do–MVB did not support my event–but I still believe the job they do is important and should be funded by taxpayers.

Maui’s three-legged stool of an economy is getting wobbly but the tourism leg is the one that

keeps it steady. If I was on the council and the choice was to fund a new sports arena (really, a sports arena?) or MVB, I would vote for the latter. Hands down.

-Terrie Eliker, via Mauifeed.com Thank you for publishing the exposure article on Maui Visitors Bureau. Here are some more questions and some I do have the answers for.

Where is Maui Visitors Bureau? They are located in an industrial park where visitors cannot find them.

Why are they not in a tourist friendly location? They focus on assisting the visitors before they arrive on Maui by means of their website.

What hours are they open? I don’t know, but when I got there they were closed and they do not publish their hours on the door.

Why would MVB’s website still have a shopping article for a shopping center that was demolished in 2006-2007? “Promendade of over 20 boutiques, galleries located adjacent to the Kapalua Bay Hotel.”

Maui needs promotion by people who understand what visitors like to do and publish, assist and serve Maui best. They are lucky to get $3 million per year from HVB. Giving MVB 30 times more money has not made them efficient.

- Nancy Stewart, via email I had the pleasure of attending the Philadelphia Flower show as a Hawaii exhibitor and was in an adjacent booth to the MVB. They do an amazing and tireless job representing and promoting Maui. Any viable business knows the importance of marketing. Considering the economic value of visitor spending I’d say their budget is actually pretty low. Three cheers to Terryl and everyone else that works for the MVB. Keep up your good work and ignore the small minds who don’t “get it.”

I am tired of this writer’s constant negativity!

-Melanie Boudar, via Mauifeed.com I’m a local, been here for seven years. I love Hawaii. I love Maui. Love your paper. Don’t let it end–don’t ever let it end. I’m just calling about the article about Terryl Vencl.

Yeah–what’s up with her salary? A hundred thirty-five thousand dollars a year to do that? I love Maui: I would do her job for $35,000 a year! She’s just robbing Maui.

Totally–you can quote me on that. I would do her job for $35,000 a year. I don’t care what it would take. She’s just lining her pockets and robbing all of us. She’s a reverse Robin Hood.

It’s just my opinion, of course, but I’m sure a lot of other people had that opinion when they saw her salary. A lot of people are making less than $35,000 doing harder jobs.

-Wayne Enger, via voicemail

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TALES FROM THE PELLET GUN It took a few days to nail down the key details, but it’s now looking like a Maui Police Officer shot and killed Marshall “Mosi” Langford, 31, of Wailuku during a May 22 confrontation involving a stolen car. According to news accounts as well as statements put out by the County of Maui and the Maui PD, Langford was at the wheel of a blue 2010 Chevy Impala rental car that was reported stolen a week before when police spotted him in the parking lot of the Mana Kai Maui Resort in Kihei.

Witnesses cited by the Maui News report that three officers surrounded the vehicle. Police said they ordered Langford to stop. Instead, “Police said Langford tried to drive away and had allegedly pulled out a handgun and pointed it at an officer,” wrote Maui News reporter Lila Fujimoto on May 25.

One of the officers, an 18-year veteran, according to the Maui PD, then fired at Langford. Witnesses reportedly heard three shots, and Langford died at the scene. The Maui PD said they later recovered a handgun, a sawed-off shotgun and a pipe “commonly used to smoke Crystal Methamphetamine” from the car.

It’s all cut and dry, except buried at the end of the May 25 Maui News story was the revelation that Langford's “handgun” was actually an Airsoft pellet gun. So Langford, for whatever reason, allegedly reached for a pellet gun and not a shotgun when cornered by the cops pointing actual guns at him.

It’s a strange narrative. Given the prominent mention of the smoking pipe in Fujimoto’s story, and the clear implication that Langford was a bad person, can a person smoke enough Ice to suddenly think that the fake gun next to him is real? Is it possible, in these times we live in, for someone not to know what happens when you brandish something that looks like a gun in front of a cop?

Now add to it the fact that the PD felt compelled–during an active

investigation!–to release photos of the recovered guns to the Maui News, which printed them on the front page of their May 25 issue.

That shows at least tacit acknowledgement that they know their department’s reputation is less than stellar, right?

Langord's gun After all, papers across Hawaii ran a story the day after the shooting about Maui Police Officer Paul Bailey (also an 18-year veteran) getting booked for third degree sexual assault involving a 15-year-old girl.

Anyway, officer-involved shootings are rare on Maui, to be sure, and there are similarities between the Langford shooting and one dating back to January 2004, when two Maui PD officers shot and killed Lisa Kaina, who was allegedly driving a stolen car in Paia. Then, the officers justified the use of lethal force by saying her driving posed a danger to them.

The key issue with the Langford shooting–like the previous Kaina shooting–isn’t the alleged car thief’s previous police record, or even whether the shooting was justified. Even if Langford was just reaching for a pellet gun (or even a phone, as his mother insists), post-shooting investigations have exonerated cops all over the country because in a split second, who can say that that small, dark object the suspect just grabbed isn’t a gun?

No, the key issue here is that the Maui PD will not identify the 18year veteran cop who shot and killed Langford. To this day, they’ve refused to identify the cops who killed Kaina, though the “Shine the Light on Maui Police” blog (mauipolice.blogspot.com)

reported that one of them was Nelson Johnson, the same cop who allegedly assaulted MauiTime Publisher Tommy Russo in April 2011 (the blog hasn’t posted anything new since June 2011).

State law–pushed through by heavy lobbying by the State of Hawaii Police Officers Organization (SHOPO)– protects the Maui PD from identifying officers who do things like run afoul of Internal Affairs or kill people in the line of duty. It’s an absurd, insulting law that needs to end, but given the chokehold SHOPO has on the state Legislature, efforts to change it are likely to die as fast as Langford.

Agency (EPA) hearing on haze and our beloved national parks.

“The Clean Air Act requires states, in coordination with EPA, the National Park Service, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, the U.S. Forest Service, and other interested parties, to develop and implement air quality protection plans to reduce the pollution that causes visibility impairment in 156 national parks and wilderness areas,” states the EPA’s press release on the hearing (another will take place June 1 on Hawaii Island). “Agencies have been monitoring visibility in national parks and wilderness areas since 1988. In

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CAN’T SEE THE FOREST OR THE TREES

We know that the burning of sugarcane in the fields causes a lot of fire and smoke and pollution. But does it cause enough haze to restrict visibility in Haleakala National Park? That’s a key question that should come up during tonight’s Environmental Protection

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1999, the EPA announced a major effort to improve air quality in national parks and wilderness areas through the Clean Air Act Regional Haze Rule.”

Now the haze comes from a variety of sources–the biggest being vog, which we can’t do anything about. But the burning of sugarcane by Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar also produces haze, which certainly restricts visibility in Haleakala National Park. While residents shouldn’t expect the EPA to shut down the HC&S mill, they should understand that haze can be mitigated. Or, at the very least, they could start seriously monitoring things like fugitive dust, cane smoke and mill emissions (the findings on such emissions in the EPA’s 81-page Technical Support Document are “inconclusive”).

Those attending the hearing, though, should keep in mind that all the EPA will talk about is how haze impairs visibility–not health effects from cane burning. Just haze and visibility. Got it? Good. The hearing starts at 5:30pm tonight at the UH Maui College’s Pilina Multipurpose Room. ■

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A&B HONORS TUITION GRANT RECIPIENTS

The Edventure program at UH Maui College has been offering non-credit course training and skill building to more than 12,000 Maui students annually. For those of us who lack deep pockets, Alexander & Baldwin Foundation is helping keep costs down with tuition grants. On June 7, UH Maui will host a reception at Leis Family Class Act in the Paina Building from 5:30 to 7pm to celebrate those who’ve benefited.

During the reception, A&B plans to reveal a check to the Office of Continuing Education (OCET).

“The generous support of A&B over the years has helped many businesses, and thousands of business-minded individuals within our community, to thrive and flourish,” said Sue Feltz, EdVenture’s business program coordinator.

Since 2000, A&B’s donations to EdVenture have helped Maui’s unemployed, entrepreneurs and small businesses by building programs at the college and providing tuition grants to individuals, enabling greater access to training for the Maui community.

“Maui is where A&B first set its roots over 140 years ago, and it is still where the majority of our employees live and work to this day, so we have a strong interest in supporting efforts that strengthen our community,” says Meredith Ching, president of the A&B Foundation.

“We have been most pleased with the initiatives for continuing small business education that have been promulgated by UHMC and are proud that we’ve been able to support these efforts over the past 15 years. When local businesses are strong and dynamic, the entire community benefits. Maui College’s multi-faceted approach to bring new ideas, training, and innovation to the community and has been an important part of the formula for giving our business community the best possible tools for success.”

Tim Lara, owner of Hawaiian Paddle Sports and recent recipient of funds, said, “A&B’s training funds helped our guides become certified Marine Naturalists, which allows our company to stay on the forefront of sustainable ecotourism.

We’re proud to be one of only three Maui companies that are recognized by the Hawaii Ecotourism Association. The A&B Training Grant helped us afford to continue our dedication of preserving Maui’s fragile marine ecology.”

The reception will include complimentary pupus and beverages donated from several Maui businesses that have benefited from A&B’s training funds.

Call 808-984-3460 or email marcca@ hawaii.edu to RSVP for this free event.

HALLOWEEN T-SHIRT CONTEST

Lahainatown Action Committee is holding a contest for a new “Halloween in Lahaina” t-shirt design. The winning design will effectively reflect the theme ‘Great Energy’ at this year’s event.

“Lahaina is known for their famous artists,” said Jill Holley, LAC Executive Board Member. “It is the goal of the LAC to invite the public to share their creative ideas of this well known event with our community.” Proceeds from sales of the official 2012 T-shirt will benefit the 2012 Lahaina Halloween Celebration.

As well as being recognized for the winning design, the artist will receive a “Living Large in Lahaina Package,” which includes a “staycation” at a Maui hotel plus Lahaina merchant certificates and gifts totaling more than $500.

Those who want to enter should submit designs in vector format or PDF. All designs must include the words “2012 Halloween in Lahaina.” Designs should include a minimum of four colors and should show off a positive, non-offensive design that would be good for families including keiki (children). Images will be placed on black and white t-shirts.

The deadline for submission of artwork is 5pm on Monday, July 2, 2012.

The competition is open to everyone. The artwork must be original and unpublished with the image being a recognizable Halloween In Lahaina theme.

Entries must be delivered electronically to lynn@visitlahaina.com.

There is a non-refundable entry fee of $25 and the contest is limited to five (5) entries per artist. For more information, go to the

Lahaina Town Action Committee website at visitlahaina.com or call Lynn Donovan at Lahaina Town Action Committee at 808-667-9175.

KAHULUI RESIDENT WINS $15,000 PHOTOVOLTAIC SYSTEM

Passion for Zip Paks paid off this month when Kahului resident Simeon Tabieros entered the “Join the RevoluSun Home Solar System Giveaway” and won the grand prize: a $15,000 photovoltaic system. Zippy’s and Revolusun teamed up for the campaign to increase sustainability awareness.

“We enjoyed working with Zippy’s Restaurant for a second year now to help build a cleaner, smarter Hawaii by encouraging people to think about energy and ways to conserve it,” said Eric Carlson of RevoluSun. “Through its use of earth-friendly packaging and support of Hawaii’s businesses by buying local, Zippy’s Restaurant is just as committed to the sustainability of our local communities as we are. We congratulate our grand prize winner, Mr. Tabieros, and look forward to helping him start saving on his electric bill through the benefits of solar.”

“Once again, this was a win-win partnership for us,” said Jeanine Mamiya-Kalahiki, Zippy’s Restaurants, Marketing Manager. “We are extremely delighted by the thousands of entries received for this promotion as it is obvious that Hawaii homeowners not only realize the benefits of having a photovoltaic system or using a bike instead of a vehicle when possible, but RevoluSun’s reputation for being a leader in residential installations as well.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso

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LAZINESS SAVES!

Dr. Oliver Di Pietro of Bay Harbor Islands, Fla., is a leading prescriber of the “K-E diet” that offers desperate people drastic shortterm weight loss by threading a feeding tube through the nose to the stomach and dripping in a protein-fat solution, as clients’ only “meals,” for 10 straight days. “Within a few hours,” Dr. Di Pietro told ABC’s Good Morning America in April, “your hunger and appetite go away completely.” Fat is burned through “ketosis,” he said, and a loss of 10 to 20 pounds in 10 days is possible. Such shortterm loss might be important, for example, for a woman prepping for her wedding day.

One client said she doesn’t have “all of the time on the planet” just to exercise, “so I came to the doctor.”

GOVERNMENT INACTION!

The late Pennsylvania Congressman John Murtha was a Capitol Hill powerhouse, and among his legacies is the federally funded airport in his district that largely served him and the local companies heading to Washington, D.C., to lobby for government contracts.

(By contrast, the Pittsburgh airport is nearly 60 miles away.) Murtha died in 2010, but the airport (which cost $150 million in earmarked funds to build, upgrade and maintain) still, according to an April Yahoo News dispatch, handles just three flights a day, all from Washington, D.C., and about $100 of every passenger’s ticket is subsidized by the federal government.

GOVERNMENT IN ACTION!

Officials in Burnsville, Minn., have brought the full force of the law to bear upon Mitch Faber (who was arrested, forced to pay a high bail, and released under electronic monitoring and only on condition of drug testing), whom they have charged with the crime of not putting proper siding on his house. According to a March report on KSTP-TV, Faber said he started re-siding, but when the economy turned bad in 2008, he stopped, assuming that the worst he could eventually suffer would be a fine.

GREAT ARCHITECTURE!

There are big plans in the city of Chiang Rai, Thailand, for a massive Buddhist temple that priests aim to make one of the most beautiful structures in the world, and have entrusted artist Chalermchai Kositpipat to design it in all-white with glittering glass and arrangements of “rich symbolism derived from Buddhist and Hindu traditions.” If Kositpipat has his way, according to an April Huffington Post dispatch, the temple will also have images of Superman, Batman and (from the movie The Matrix) Neo–all of which, Kositpipat said, further Lord Buddha’s “message.”

BEST RESTROOM EVER!

Architect Sou Fujimoto recently unveiled his public restroom (for women only, though) whose one transparency-enclosed toilet sits in a 2,160-square-foot private garden of cherry, plum and peach trees. The 6-foot-highwalled park is located beside a railway station in Ichihara City, east of Tokyo. Japan is a world leader in fanciful toilets, and Fujimoto said he thought the scenery would enhance the user’s “feeling of release.”

THE ARISTOCRAT!

Kelly Ervin, 48, was arrested in Salisbury, Md., in April and charged with littering “under 100 pounds.” According to police, Ervin routinely goes for a run every morning at 4 o’clock, and just as routinely, has a bowel movement after about two miles. Most days, that puts him in a certain neighborhood, whose residents have been complaining. When questioned, according to a Salisbury Daily Times reporter, Ervin basically shrugged and said he thought many distance runners do the same thing.

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ude on red moped: Not sure you realize this, but you were driving illegally on the airport bike path. You were also on the wrong side of the path, going fast around a blind corner. Did you know that you nearly killed the bicyclist coming from the opposite direction? Thankfully, his reflexes made up for your lack of brains. Had it been a keiki on a tricycle, there’d be the blood of a child on that shiny red moped of yours. For the sake of the rest of us, please get off the road. ■

Convicted embezzler Antoinette Galluzzo, who admitted stealing more than $50,000 from a city youth agency in Englewood, N.J., was ordered in April to pay “restitution,” but the amount Judge Eugene Austin settled on was $10 a month–and only during the period of probation (three years). On the other hand, in federal court in New York City in April, Kerry Haggard, 47, was sent to prison for 6 1/2 years on one count of selling fake movie lobby posters.

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To get the deed back, according to New York City prosecutors, he concocted a scheme to pretend that Mom was still alive (it would actually be Thomas in a dress) and still owned the land (and thus that the current deedholder was a fraud). Lawyers arranged a meeting with “Mother” (conducted in a darkened room because of Mom’s “recent cataract surgery”), at which she mostly remained silent. Parkin improbably stayed in character, according to a trial dispatch on the Daily Beast, and jurors apparently kept straight faces as Parkin testified that recent “communications” between him and his mother were “mostly one-sided.” In May, Parkin was convicted on 11 counts, and at press time, he was awaiting sentencing. ■ chuck@mauitime.com

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hen Rachel Deboer pulls out her completely undecipherable calendar, with curly-sued scribbles that cover every square inch of space on the page, I can’t help but giggle. “Don’t laugh at me,” she says meekly. “You can’t judge me by this.”

Then she promptly finds an opening for a Monday noon lunch appointment and pencils me in, using her special brand of hieroglyphics.

She soon proved to me that her chaotic calendar is just a front. Deboer is a businesswomen, painter, theater producer, under-

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ground movement supporter, feminist, social commentator, actor, performance artist and mad scientist all wrapped up like a dynamo, spinning and working constantly. What’s more, she somehow showed up on time to our meeting while I was hopelessly late.

In the bright studio light at Akaku, The Ultraviolets–Deboer’s performance group– is preening with day-glo body paints, neon clothes and brightly colored props. At first glance, the costumes are garish and the painting imprecise. But when the studio goes dark, things come into perspective. It’s fitting for a group that aims to be part burlesque,

part comedy and part social change.

It’s also a large group with 13 members: Bryan Axtell, Adelle Lennox, Melissa Bruck, Jessica Friedberg, Trianna Crego, Manya Reinier, Jolie Strickland, Chelleigh Hoots, Chandra Krown, Nastassia Weit, Susanna Walczak-Pol, Christaline Wallace and Deboer herself.

“When the lights go down and the black light goes on, that is when the magic happens,” says Deboer. “I really like to make a lot of bridges and connections. Under the blacklight you can’t tell skin color. Every one is the same skin color. You can explore cultural themes without having a skin color in it.”

By Jen Russo Deboer started body painting 14 years ago, and continues to develop the underground art form. In 2008, Deboer attended the World Bodypainting Festival and took third place in semi-pro world body painting.

This July, the Ultraviolets will be one of just 15 groups invited to Austria to compete in the 15th Annual World Bodypainting Festival’s “World Flouro Awards.” There Deboer and her Next Level Theatre group (consisting of Melissa B. and Adelle BodyPaintGirl) will tell a story of color, dance and music on stage with fluorescent body paint in blacklight. Deboer will compete in the World

Facepainting category as well.

The Europeans are ahead of the US when it comes to developing body painting as an art. The festival in Austria attracts thousands to the Bodypaint City, created during the seven-day event.

Body painting is high art in the rest of the world as well.

People have been painting themselves in ritual, dance and fashion for centuries. “Somebody That I Used to Know,” the recent number one hit by Australia’s recording artist Gotye, shows Wouter “Wally” De BackerWouter getting painted head to toe.

Deboer definitely considers herself the underdog in the competition. But she looks forward to getting a crash course and then bringing her new knowledge back to Maui. Deboer says she’s completely committed to nourishing and authenticating the underground art scene on the island.

to be part of the creation of the performance, and as director Deboer encourages their suggestions and contributions and helps them turn ideas into theater.

She says she believes women are warriors of the heart. Her own burlesque show has guided her to her own self awareness about sexuality and relationships, and she talks openly about her romances on the island and how that has shaped her art.

“There is a disconnect between men and women, but through comedy and theater we can break through that,” she says. “We are putting ourselves out there in a sexually funny way. You can’t worry about being judged in life, that is where you run into trouble. You have to be yourself.”

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eboer first began developing her black light theater concept about five years ago. She called her production company Next Level Theatre. Her first production was “Birth of Tiki,” which she performed at the Source Interactive Festival in 2010. It explored Hawaiian cultural myths of creation. Next was the “E Na Aumakua,” which she performed for children and adults at the Celebration of the Arts held at the Ritz Carlton in April 2011. Deboer studied Hawaiian culture and history under a Kumu and absorbed all the stories elders would share to create her black light theater for all ages.

“I started with children’s theater,” she says. “I always want to do Hawaiian mythological theatre with black light for children. I wanted to give back to the island, that was my inspiration for creating the shows, my contribution. The style is a complete dichotomy from what I do with the Ultraviolets. It’s no coincidence the black light theatre really took off after I did the children’s Hawaiian mythological theatre.”

Clifford Nae‘ole, the Cultural Adviser at the RitzCarlton Kapalua, described the “E Na Aumakua” show as both avant garde and culturally significant. When the show went on, the crowd oohed and aaaahed at the glowing swimming sharks and turtles, while the live chanting and screenplay set the gripping storytelling scenes in place.

Under Deboer’s direction and production, The Ultraviolets take fluorescent theater in a completely unique direction by poking humorous fun at human relationships with something like peep show therapy. Deboer, who has 27 years in theater, a Bachelor of Arts in drama from the University of Florida, previous work in the Dream Theatre in LA and 11 years on Maui, wants to make her lasting impression on the island with silly, sexy, mind-bending black light burlesque.

“I really do want to change the world through art and comedy and sexy laughter and sexy goodness,” she says.

“It’s my way of empowering women to be sexy by being funny. We are making light of relationships and the battle of the sexes. We are showcasing women by taking off our clothes but the underlying story line is evolutionary. I’m creating social commentary on how the brain works. Sex is the filter.”

With black light on and the lights off, the Ultraviolets come to life as they work the camera for our cover shoot.

Hips adulating, legs up, lips open and masks on. Think of Deboer as a mad scientist who creates fembots that gives us a taste of the show.

Each castmember gets involved, from making props and their costumes to collaboration of situational skits based on various relationship experiences. They joke about how much of their show comes from Ace Hardware. Each girl or guy gets

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he Ultraviolets will come alive at the Iao Theatre this Friday, June 1 during the Blacklight Venetian Masquerade Ball at the close of First Friday in Wailuku (doors open at 8:30pm). Paul Gotel of DivaDeva is co producing the event with Next Level Theatre, and spinning till the wee hours. Rachel G will open the show with a body art display, and following the Ultraviolets will be a Fashion Show by Jenny Jenson’s Island Nouveaux.

The show runs on the same night as other underground artists create a surreal scene at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center’s ArT=MiXX. The underground arts on Maui is heavy on interactive art, music, visual design, fashion, food, costume, DJs, music and theatrics. It will be in full effect under the stars at the MACC, where Deboer’s colleagues will create a parallel universe of adventurous music, fashion, food and fun.

“I couldn’t wait to tell my friend Trevor [Arnholt] about this show, and it turns out he will be doing a show at the MACC

that same night,” says Deboer. “The amazing thing is we are all proving this doesn’t have to develop in big cities. It’s happening here. There are so many different types of theater, taking cues from events like Burning Man, creating fringe theater, doing things with the 20-something club folks. We are celebrating it all. I’m encouraging people to do both events: ArT=MiXX starts at 7pm.”

The opening of the Systemic Abstraction art show

by S. A. Jones at the MACC’s Shaeffer Gallery kicks off ArT=MiXX, where 12 projection screens will flicker to life as the sun goes down. You can paint in light on the Maui Makers digital graffiti wall, or experience Gabriel Mott’s Colorbox first hand. ott’s interactive art exhibit has four projectors using a hacked XBox Kinect. Colors and shapes will throb and react on four screens as you move inside the box. The Colorbox gets its turn with Azuray Swimwear bikini models later where it becomes part of the fashion show.

“This is a first,” says Mott. “The Colorbox has always been a freestyle experience inviting anyone inside to create the projections. I’m thrilled by the challenge of creating a set piece that still embraces live interactivity.”

A massive projection screen (22 feet across) showing “Splitface Motherboard,” a work by Trevor Arnholt, will also be on display. This will be followed by a live VJ set from Randy Mills and a collaborative projection dance piece by Doug Deboer (Rachel’s ex-husband–Rachel says they’re still good friends) and Jessica Dungans that creates light and color out of organic oils and waters and dyes.

“We’re creating an interactive video playground,” says Arnholt, the event producer. “The experience is visually stimulating, very contemporary, very cutting edge. This is an art experience you’re not going to experience many places on the island, let alone Hawaii. And it’s free!”

All the artists brought their creativity to February’s Source Interactive Festival, where part of the underground art scene incubates around a three-day camp at the YMCA’s Camp Keanae.

Hundreds of participants brave the muddy grounds in costumes, expanding their own comprehension of art, theatrics and music through interpretation of other campers.

Event attendees create their own mini-culture environments. Everybody does some kind of art, capturing creativity and exchanging it on higher levels. At Source, Rachel Deboer’s Circus Tent was a hub of arresting activity, bands, DJs, catapulting items (literally, there was a full-size catapult that kept flinging things in front of the circus tent), as well as her signature theatrics, body paint and costume.

But now, Deboer is packing up her circus tent to head to Austria with members Melissa Bruck and Adelle Lennox while still surging with electric current for her upcoming show at the Iao Theatre. The show is critical to her, not the least for bringing in funds to pay for her Austria trip. Deboer also has an ongoing fundraiser (indiegogo.com/austria2012) where you can donate to the team’s mission to get to Austria and get some perks in return.

“Everyone loves the backlight, it’s so simple and fun,” says Deboer. “I want people to come to the Ultraviolets show and come away thinking about women and sex differently. More empowered and more relaxed in whatever interpretation you can make for your own life.” ■

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Sure Thing Burger is a 180-degree change. There, Citrin says he’s not attempting a gourmet burger so much as rewriting the fast food handbook.

Sure Thing is strictly a burger joint, with a menu consisting of four burgers (Maui Cattle Company beef, ground free-range turkey, ground organic pork and veggie), hand-made sauces to accompany each burger, extras like fried eggs and bacon, fries and canned drinks.

But their simplicity is their success–each burger is handpatted and seasoned.

They buy whole turkeys, then debone and grind the Owner Scott Pickard & meat there. They do the same Chef De Cuisine Josh Blain with pork shoulders and butts, and the veggie burger borrows from a particular vegetarian dish at Melisse by using a house-made lentil bean and brown rice grain patty. The details mean every bite counts.

Lahaina Marketplace Citrin also developed a distinct bun recipe, a hybrid between brioche, Hawaiian sweet bread and soft roll.

790 Front St., Lahaina “It’s a humble hamburger, but behind the scenes, it’s a 808-214-6982 Michelin enterprise,” says Scott Pickard, Citrin’s partner.

“People here are crazy about the fried eggs and bacon. They ith places like Umami Burger are ordering those like crazy.” in Los Angeles changing the I’ve tried all four burgers and each hold their own. The landscape in which we conturkey has caramelized onion and apple basil sauce that sume hot meaty sandwiches, makes it incredible. The spiced pork is topped it’s no coincidence that Josiah in coleslaw and house barbecue sauce, while Citrin of LA’s Melisse bounced the beef burger has its STB special sauce. over to Maui to developed his own burger wonder. His As for the veggie burger, the bean and grain Sure Thing Burger (he’s co-owner and head chef) opened patty is dredged in panko and deep-fried. Its quietly on Front Street in January. brown croquette look is gorgeous next to the The latest trend in burgers is attention to detail: bun- Launiupoko produce it accompanies. The gluto-meat ratios, quality hormone- and antibiotic-free proten and carb weary can order any patty with teins, special creation of the meat patty, local organic prono bun, as well. duce, gourmet cheese and the most interesting add-ons The fries are spectacular, though one of the available. Sure Thing Burger grabs these concepts and items that STB laments is that they cannot obtakes them to a new level. tain the potatoes locally. After I asked Pickard Citrin’s Melisse in Santa Monica is a top-rated LA reswhere he did get the potatoes, and he joked taurant with a long list of accolades and star ratings. He that he’d have to kill me if I found out, I wisely classifies his French cuisine as fine dining with a casual apdropped the matter. proach that aims to break down the stifling barriers of more Pickard did take me through a tour of the uptight formal restaurants. The average bill there is $180, exhibition kitchen in the 325 square-foot resaccording to the Nation Restaurant News. taurant that Chef de Cuisine Josh Blain runs.

Easy-going classic rock from the Beatles and Cat Stevens played inside. They have a system Maui Cattle Co. of efficiency installed, and everything is spotless and Citrin-approved. “It looks great and Beef Burger tastes better,” Pickard likes to say. Everything is cooked within a specific time, from fries to burgers, setting the model for new fast but delicious food, with farm-to-table quality.

Their spot in the Lahaina Marketplace is low brow. You order at the window, then sit at the tables in the courtyard. Drinks come in a can and your order is served on paper.

Sure Thing moved into the old Kahuna Kabobs spot that closed a few years ago. They gave the entire place a facelift, from the kitchen to the outside walls. Birch trim now decks out the facade, and their clean and simple signage and

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Customers are encouraged to sit and eat the burgers in the courtyard, and the amazing ocean view doesn’t hurt.

Parking is easy, with a lot in the back of the Lahaina Marketplace accessible from Luakini.

“We want the 15 minutes that you spend eating our burger here to be 15 minutes of total delight,” says Pickard. “Nurturing the mentality, setting in place our burger culture of less is more.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso

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THURSDAY, MAY 31 KORY KUKAHIKO – Come celebrate Lahaina with a night of live Hawaiian music under the stars and handmade Polynesian crafts. Lahaina local Kory Kukahiko will play some classic Hawaiian tunes on Front Street as part of the Lahaina Restoration Foundation’s Hawaiian Music Series. Kukahiko’s love of Hawaiian music began at an early age after his father introduced him to it. There will be limited seating, so you should probably take blankets, mats and/or low beach chairs. Free. May 31, 6-7:30pm. Baldwin Home Lawn, Lahaina (120 Dickenson St.); 808-661-3262

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FRIDAY, JUNE 1 ART=MIXX – Here’s a chance to interact with light, sound and color in ways you’ve never done before. ArT=MiXX is a multimedia event that will bring together DJs and visual artists for a night of sensory overload. Step inside the Colorbox–a cube created by Gabe Mott that contains four projectors, a doorway, and an Xbox–to create visual art by controlling kaleidoscopic projections of color with your body. Other visual artists presenting their work will include Trevor Arnholt (event producer), the Maui Makers, Doug Deboer and Randy Mills. Ariana Hornkohl’s Azuray Swimwear line will be featured on live models in a collaborative performance with the Colorbox. DJ Cudra Clover will be playing “abstract sounds” and as the artist performances wrap-up, head for the dance floor as DJ Deviant spins. If you need to re-fuel, Choice Health Bar will be providing food and drinks. Free. 7-11pm. MACC (One Cameron Way); 808-242-2787

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by Joel Katz, Latin and Brazilian beats from Dr. Nat and his band Rio Ritmo and Ryan Glavor, Connor Snow & Jon Toda. Impressive teen band Visibly Shaken will also play at Giannotto’s Pizza. Be sure to pick up a free cupcake at Wailuku Coffee Company at 6:30 in celebration of their 2nd birthday, then join Maui OnStage for their Venetian Ball at the Iao Theater, which features burlesque dancers, food and dancing from 8:30pm-1am. Tickets are $20 at the box office. Other town party highlights include a display of works by Wailuku artist Phil Sabado at Rinko Maui and a beer garden

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RECALLING HAWAII – History comes to life this Saturday at Recalling Hawaii, a multimedia re-telling of Hawaiian history through hula, mele and oli.

Directed by Roselle Keli’ihonipua Bailey, Recalling Hawaii began in 2010 and has been performed in Germany and Switzerland as well as here in the islands. The cast is comprised of musicians, dancers, actors and chanters of all ages. Na Hoku Hanohano Award winners Na Kaholukula will be featured in this performance. The event is a fundraiser for Maui groups Lae’ula ‘O Kai, Ka Ipu Kukui and Ka ‘Imi Na’auao ‘O Hawaii Nei Institute. $25/ adult, $15/keiki 12 and under ($30/adult, $20/keiki day of show). June 2, 6:30-9pm. Castle Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way). mauiarts.org

SUNDAY, JUNE 3 ULUPALAKUA INSPIRATION – With its green rolling hills and purple jacaranda trees in bloom, it’s no wonder that Ulupalakua’s beautiful vistas inspire so many artists. At Ulupalakua Inspires, you can enjoy this natural beauty as well as live music, local artist exhibits, a free wine tasting and a delicious lunch from the Ulupalakua Ranch Store & Grill. The entertainment lineup includes jazz musician Jeff Kashiwa, the Mitch Kepa Band, Hawaiian steel guitarist Joel Katz, Fulton Tashombe and Kelly Covington and the Baldwin High School Jazz Band. Check out Maui artist Tim Garcia as he sculpts nine-foot tree trunks that comprised the “Hula Circle”–a ring of ancient cypress trees recently toppled by winds. Inside the wine tasting room, island photographer Randy Jay Braun will display his works. Free. 11am-4pm.

Ulupalakua Ranch Store (Haleakala Hwy); 877-878-6058; ulupalakuaranch.com

ACCOUSTIC MANA‘O – It’s traditional Hawaiian style at Casanova with Eddie Tanaka, Keaolani, Pamela Polland and Kawika Ortiz on this blessed afternoon. Not sure we need to say anything more. $7 donation. 2-5pm.

Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.) 8808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com Photo by: Sean Hower

MONDAY, JUNE 4 BASKETBALL MAUI SUMMER CAMP – Here’s a chance for boys and girls (age 7-18) all over the island to learn basketball skills from actual NBA players.

It’s made possible by the nonprofit Basketball Maui, in conjunction with NBC Camps. There aren’t many opportunities like this in life for kids, so if they can take part, get them in! Later, on June 9, the NBA players will square off against local celebs (like Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa and former Hawaii Lt. Gov. Duke Aiona) in the Night of Shooting Stars. 8am-4pm. Lahaina Civic Center (1840 Honoapiilani Hwy, Lahaina); 800-406-3926; basketballmaui.com

BLUE LAGOON OPEN MIC NIGHT – Have you ever sipped the cotton candy cocktail at Blue Lagoon in Lahaina? Pheobe Tu and her crew make some mean tropical drinks there, and the basement level waterfall and koi ponds are just at the right level of kitsch. Who can say no to that? So bring your guitar and have fun entertaining the rest of the patrons. Or, if your talent is questionable, just stick with the drinks. Either way, it’s a lot of fun.

No cover. 10pm-close. Blue Lagoon (659 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6614900; bluelagoonlahaina.com

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TUESDAY, JUNE 5 EAT PIZZA FOR BREAST CANCER – Marie DeJournette has spent much of the last five years climbing mountains in an effort to raise money to fight breast cancer. While there’s great symbolism in this action, there’s also great results: so far, she’s brought in $60,000. This July, she hopes to climb throughout the Tibetan plateau. But before then, she’ll host a benefit evening at Flatbread, which will donate a portion of all pizza sales that night to breast cancer research. Roger McKinley and friends will provide live music, and a Jimmy Lewis surfboard will get auctioned off, along with items or services from Mana Foods, personal trainer Tree Baca, Deep Relief Maui, Upcountry Fitness, North Shore Chiropractic and Massage, Dr. Bennet’s Med Spa and Shelton’s Auto Masters. 5pm-10pm, Flatbread (89 Hana Highway, Paia); prevention.breastcancerfund.org/goto/marie

TOM CONWAY – True story: When current MauiTime Editor Anthony Pignataro flew back to Maui nearly a year ago, Eh Brah cartoonist Ron Pitts picked him up at the airport, took him first to Costco for a few necessities and then home to drop off his stuff before finally taking him to Stella Blues in Kihei to hear Tom Conway sing and play the guitar. Thanks to Conway’s musical skills, Pignataro was back in the island frame of mind in no time at all. Conway may be from Michigan, but his easy-listening jazz guitar is all Maui. Free. 4-6pm.

Stella Blues (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779; Tomconwayguitar.com

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 6 IRL – Don’t know what IRL means? Here’s a chance to kill your digital stutter by attending monthly group meetings with both veteran social media users and newbies. Here’s your chance to learn the best ways to use Twitter, Facebook and blogs while still being in a fun and social atmosphere. Free but be sure to register online. 4-6:30pm. Honua Kai Resort (130 Kai Malina Pkwy, Lahaina); mauismug.com

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Truly an island girl at heart (her first job was at The Pet Shop at Maui Mall and she’s obsessed with spam musubi), Anuhea has been steadily gaining national attention. She’s performed with Al Green, Jack Johnson, Pepper, Bruno Mars and Ziggy Marley. In 2009 and 2010, she was invited to perform at the SXSW music festival in Austin, Texas, and is currently on tour across the mainland co-headlining with Mishka, international Roots-Reggae star. On tour she’s promoting her second album, For Love, which she released this past Valentine’s Day. Anuhea’s taking a quick break from touring on the mainland to play at Stella Blues two nights in a row, before heading for the Pacific Northwest. Come out and enjoy a fourcourse dinner while taking in a performance

by Hawaii’s rising star. $30 for show, $60 for show+four-course dinner. June 1-2, shows at 6:15pm and 9:15pm. Stella Blues (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com.

We also asked Anuhea a few questions about her music and what she’s been up to lately:

MauiTime: Your style of music is influenced by a lot of different genres, from Reggae to pop. Is there a genre that you haven’t really tried but are interested in getting into?

Anuhea: I’d love to put out an album or even a mini album of Hawaiian music. I’d love to

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ometimes called the “next Jack Johnson” because of her island origins, rising commercial success and breezy jams, Anuhea returns to Maui this summer for just two nights of music at Stella Blues in Kihei. Though Johnson is her preeminent musical inspiration, Anuhea doesn’t like being compared to anyone.

She takes pride in the uniqueness of her sound, which is a blend of acoustic soul, reggae, pop, jazz, R&B and rap. She writes the lyrics to all of her songs, taught herself how to play guitar and says her sassy, soulful voice is completely untrained.

Anuhea’s success is a product of her determination, passion and social media savvy.

She was first discovered by a manager/ record-label co-owner via a demo CD on her Myspace page. She continues to build her fan base on YouTube, Facebook, Twitter and Myspace, interacting with her fans on the web for hours every day.

Once she decided to pursue a career in music, Anuhea went after gigs in coffee shops and restaurants, which led her to local fame.

In 2010, she won two Na Hoku Hanohano Awards, one for Contemporary Album of the Year and the other for Most Promising Artist.

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MT: Who’s your biggest musical inspiration?

Anuhea: Jack Johnson will remain my number one musical inspiration. His music inspired me to pick up a guitar back in high school.

MT: What’s your favorite concert that you’ve attended?

Anuhea: India Arie at the Fillmore in San Francisco. Legendary!

MT: You’ve played with some great artists and at some awesome venues. What’s your favorite performance memory?

Anuhea: Singing “Three Little Birds” with Jack Johnson, Ziggy Marley, Taj Mahal, Jake Shimabukuro and Paula Fuga at Kokua Festival 2010.

MT: Do you prefer playing shows in the islands or on the Mainland?

Anuhea: Being in Hawaii and playing for locals is awesome. Being on the Mainland and realizing my music is spreading is a great feeling, too. I prefer playing anywhere and everywhere!

MT: Your second album, For Love, came out earlier this year. How would you say your sound has changed since your first album?

Anuhea: I feel I’ve embraced my Reggae inspirations more on this album. Chose to go for more acoustic guitar-oriented song-writing, less production and more rapping!

MT: You’ve been on the Love and Roots Tour on the mainland this summer. Have you started thinking about your next album, or are you focusing on performing for the time being?

Anuhea: I’m always thinking about what’s next, but I’m not in a rush to release a full album anytime soon. I’ll release another single or two before the year’s end, but I’m stoked on For Love and am going to perform and promote it as long as I can.

MT: What is the most played song on your iTunes right now?

Anuhea: Country Strong soundtrack for some reason! Love that movie...

MT: You’ve gained national attention as an artist and turned the spotlight on Hawaii. What do you see for the future of the Hawaiian music scene?

Anuhea: I hope the Hawaiian music scene is recognized for its individuality, not just as World Music or Reggae. Even some awards locally and nationally don’t reflect the reality of the full Hawaii music scene. Hawaiian music and the sounds of the traditional Hawaiian language and the classic instrumentation needs to be recognized but also the island/ reggae rhythms of the Hawaii bands. It’s really a unique thing we got going and people around the world love it.

MT: What advice do you have for Hawaiian musicians trying to make it big?

Anuhea: Keep on keeping on! Market yourself professionally and have a real slick presence online, like Facebook, websites etc. and keep practicing and writing. Be true to Hawaii and who you are. Don’t try to be anything but yourself! Lucky for us, the world loves Hawaii, so we already got a shoe-in! ■

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Too Eager To Please Men in Black 3 is no Men in Black Men in Black 3 ★★★★★

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Rated PG13/106 Min.

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fter extraterrestrial “Boris the Animal” escapes from an intergalactic prison, he heads back to earth to punish the MIB who put him there: Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones), who is still battling rogue alien scum with his ever-chatty partner Agent J (Will Smith). Boris (played by Flight of the Conchords Jemaine Clement) has a unique plan for revenge: by heading back to 1969 and killing a Young Agent K (played by Josh Brolin), he could wipe out his greatest enemy and oversee a world takeover in the present.

Here’s all you need to know about Men in Black 3: there’s no Will Smith rap during the end credits. No, the honor has been passed onto Pitbull, whose “Back in Time” is the worst song written for a movie since Kanye West’s wretched Mission: Impossible III closer. It’s just one of many failed touches

to reignite a dusty franchise. For a movie so eager to please, you’d think they’d at least give us a reprise of Smith’s hugely popular 1997 single from the first movie. The first signs that the movie doesn’t work come in the first half, which, with its jokes about Viagra and super models, feels like it’s stuck in 1997.

Smith and Jones no longer crackle as an on screen team–their timing is off and the prickly annoyance between the two of them no longer seems manufactured. Jones’ past work as an actor is impressive and extensive but he’s visibly unhappy to be here. Smith’s dialogue acts as audience commentary: he states “I’m getting too old for this” and he’s right. Later, after a shoot out in a Chinese restaurant with cringe worthy Asian stereotypes, he says “that was mean,” and he’s right.

The filmmakers seem to realize how out of sync Jones is, so they’ve replaced him for most of the movie with Brolin, who gives a winning turn though his deadpan, feature-length Jones impression is a limited performance for such a gifted actor. Like a wedding MC pushing too hard to work the room, Smith tries hard to compensate for the lackluster material, Alice Eve

A collection of missed opportunities is wasted as a potential love interest for Brolin, and Clement and Emma Thompson (playing the new MIB head) sadly embarrass themselves.

There are moments that work, like the clever, thrilling visualization of how the film’s version of time travel works, the only scene that justifies the 3D upgrade. There’s also a funny gag involving Andy Warhol, though it will be puzzling to those who don’t know about The Factory. Even though they feel rushed, a few energetic shoot-outs and chases liven things up when the screenplay periodically stops working.

From the very beginning, we’re informed that the story is building to a big twist and, once we get there, the final reveal is quite sentimental but, the more you think about it and how we met Agent J and K in the first film, it doesn’t make any sense.

At the screenplay level, nothing comes together and a great fortune was misspent on sets, make-up, costumes, and special effects that appear on screen for less than a minute.

All the 1969 portion has to offer are lame jokes that Agent J will encounter racial discrimination; it’s as funny here as it was in Wild Wild West, Smith’s worst movie, which was made by the same director, Barry Sonnenfeld (who still hasn’t made a film as good as Get Shorty).

This corny, tired sequel offers a few ambitious ideas but is otherwise a collection of missed opportunities. The thrill is gone, but anyone who saw Men in Black II already knew that. ■

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900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue) Dark Shadows-PG13-THU (1:00, 3:45), 6:45, 9:30.

The Dictator-R-THU (1:15, 4:15), 7:00, 9:15. FRI (1:15, 4:15), 7:00, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:15, 7:00, 9:15. MON-WED (1:15, 4:15), 7:00, 9:15.

Men in Black III-PG13-THU (1:50, 4:25), 7:00, 9:35. (1:50, 4:25), 7:00, 9:35. SAT-SUN (1:50), 4:25, 7:00, 9:35. MON-WED (1:50, 4:25), 7:00, 9:35.

Snow White and the Huntsman-PG13-FRI (1:15, 4:15), 7:15, 10:15. SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 10:15. MON-WED (1:15, 4:15), 7:15, 10:15.

What to Expect When You’re ExpectingPG13-THU (1:35, 4:20), 6:55, 9:35. SATSUN (1:35), 4:20, 6:55, 9:35. MON-WED (1:35, 4:20), 6:55, 9:35.

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Dark Shadows-PG13-THU 12:15, 1:40, 2:50, 5:25, 7:00, 8:00, 9:35, 10:35. FRI-WED 3:00, 5:30, 8:00, 10:30.

The Five Year Engagement-R-THU 7:50, 10:25.

Men in Black 3 3D-PG13-THU 11:50, 2:15, 4:40, 7:05, 9:30. FRI-WED 11:15, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45.

Men in Black III-PG13-THU 11:50, 2:15, 4:40, 7:05, 9:30 . FRI-WED 12:15, 3:15, 5:45, 8:15, 10:45.

The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2D)-PG-THU 11:45, 1:45, 3:45, 5:45. FRI-WED 11:00, 1:00.

Snow White and the Huntsman-PG13-FRI-SAT

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SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN - PG13 - Action - Don’t look for Dopey in this radical adaption of the Snow White classic, in which the Huntsman (Chris Hemsworth) turns Snow White (Kristen Stewart) into a warrior maiden to topple the Evil Queen (Charlize Theron). 127 min.

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THE AVENGERS - PG13 - Action You’ve seen all the back stories, and now Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk, Captain America and the rest get together with Samuel L. Jackson to save the world from Loki. Sure, why not. Joss Whedon directs. 142 min.

BATTLESHIP - PG13 - Action - A US Navy fleet (led by Liam Neeson) does battle with an alien squadron. And yes, this is based on the popular board game. 131 min.

THE BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL - PG13 - Comedy - British retirees travel to what they think is a far more luxurious hotel in India than it actually is. 124 min.

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11:00, 12:30, 2:00, 3:30, 5:00, 7:00, 8:00, 10:00, 11:00. SUN-WED 11:00, 12:30, 2:00, 3:30, 5:00, 7:00, 8:00, 10:00, 11:00.

The Three Stooges-PG-THU 11:15, 4:25.

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1819 S. Kihei Rd., 1-800-326-3264 ( Matinees: every day until 4pm) The Avengers-PG13-THU 11:00, 1:50, 4:50, 7:50, 10:45. FRI-WED 11:00, 1:50, 4:50, 7:50, 10:45. Battleship-PG13-THU 11:10, 2:00, 4:45, 7:40, 10:30. FRI-WED 12:15, 5:00, 10:00.

The Dictator-R-THU 11:05, 1:00, 3:00, 5:00, 7:15, 9:50. FRI-WED 3:00, 8:00.

Men in Black III-PG13-THU 11:15, 1:45, 4:15, 7:00, 9:30. FRI-MON 11:15, 1:45, 4:15, 7:00, 9:30. TUE 1:00, 3:30, 6:00, 8:30, 10:45. WED 11:15, 1:45, 4:15, 7:00, 9:30.

Snow White and the Huntsman-PG13-FRI-WED 11:10, 1:55, 4:55, 7:45, 10:30.

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Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) The Avengers-PG13-THU (1:45, 5:00), 8:15. FRI (1:45, 5:00), 8:15. SAT-SUN (1:45), 5:00, 8:15.

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The Avengers 3D-PG13-THU (11:45, 12:10, 3:00, 3:30), 6:20, 6:45, 9:30, 9:50. FRI (11:45, 12:10, 3:00, 3:30), 6:20, 6:45, 9:30, 9:50. SATSUN (11:45, 12:10, 3:00), 3:30, 6:20, 6:45, 9:30, 9:50. MON-WED (11:45, 12:10, 3:00, 3:30), 6:20, 6:45, 9:30, 9:50.

Battleship-PG13-THU (11:30, 12:15, 1:15, 2:30, 3:15, 4:10, 5:30), 6:15, 7:05, 8:30, 9:15, 10:00. FRI (11:30, 12:15, 1:15, 2:30, 3:15, 4:10, 5:30), 6:15, 7:05, 8:30, 9:15, 10:00.

SAT-SUN (11:30, 12:15, 1:5, 2:30, 3:15), 4:10, 5:30, 6:15, 7:05, 8:30, 9:15, 10:00. MON-WED (11:30, 12:15, 1:15, 2:30, 3:15, 4:10, 5:30),

CHERNOBYL DIARIES - G - Horror Monsters terrorize some hot tourists who visit the nuclear wreckage of Chernobyl in Russia. As though nuclear meltdown wasn’t scary enough. 90 min.

DARK SHADOWS - PG13 - Comedy - In the 1970s this was a vampire soap opera, but in Tim Burton’s hands it’s become a quirky flick starring Johnny Depp as Barnabas Collins, a once-imprisoned blood sucker who must now protect his dysfunctional descendants. 113 min.

THE DICTATOR - R - Comedy - Sacha Baron Cohen stars as a ruthless (though dumb) North African dictator desperately trying to hold onto power. 83 min.

THE HUNGER GAMES - PG13 - SciFi - Jennifer Lawrence stars as a young woman living in a futuristic world where teens are entered into a kill-or-be-killed contest for entertainment. Huh. Sounds like public high school. 142 min.

MEN IN BLACK 3 - PG13 - Comedy - Agent J (Will Smith) goes back in time to save his friend Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) from being assassinated when he was young (Josh Brolin). See this week’s film critique. 106 min.

6:15, 7:05, 8:30, 9:15, 10:00.

Chernobyl Diaries-G-THU (12:45, 2:55, 5:15), 7:30, 9:45. FRI (12:45, 2:55, 5:15), 7:30, 9:45.

SAT-SUN (12:45, 2:55), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. MONWED (12:45, 2:55, 5:15), 7:30, 9:45.

The Dictator-R-THU (12:00, 12:30, 12:10, 2:40, 4:20, 4:50), 6:30, 7:00, 8:40, 9:10. FRI (12:00, 12:30, 2:10, 2:40, 4:20, 4:50), 6:30, 7:00, 8:40, 9:10. SAT-SUN (12:00, 12:30, 2:10, 2:40), 4:20, 4:50, 6:30, 7:00, 8:40, 9:10. MON-WED (12:00, 12:30, 2:10, 2:40, 4:20, 4:50), 6:30, 7:00, 8:40, 9:10. MON-WED (12:00, 12:30, 2:10, 2:40, 4:20, 4:50), 6:30, 7:00, 8:40, 9:10.

The Hunger Games-PG13-THU (11:55, 3:05), 6:10, 9:20. FRI-WED (11:55, 3:05), 6:10, 9:20.

Think Like A Man-PG13-THU (11:35, 2:35, 5:20), 8:25. FRI (11:35, 2:35, 5:20), 8:25. SAT-SUN (11:35, 2:35), 5:20, 8:25. MON-WED (11:35, 2:35, 5:20), 8:25.

What to Expect When You’re Expecting-PG13THU (11:40, 2:15, 4:55), 7:25, 9:55. FRI (11:40, 2:15, 4:55), 7:25, 9:55. SAT-SUN (11:40, 2:15), 4:55, 7:25, 9:55. MON-WED (11:40, 2:15, 4:55), 7:25, 9:55.

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658 Front St., 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) The Avengers-PG13-THU (12:15, 3:30), 6:45, 10:00. FRI (12:15, 3:30), 6:45, 10:00. SAT-SUN (12:15), 3:30, 6:45, 10:00. MON-WED (12:15, 3:30), 6:45, 10:00.

Battleship-PG13-THU (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 10:00. FRI (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 10:00. SATSUN (1:00), 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. MON-WED (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 10:00.

Chernobyl Diaries-G-THU (1:30, 4:15), 7:05, 9:30. FRI (1:30, 4:15), 7:05, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:15, 7:05, 9:30. MON-WED (1:30, 4:15), 7:05, 9:30.

THE PIRATES! BAND OF MISFITS - PG - Animation - It’s a cartoon about pirates. 88 min.

THINK LIKE A MAN - PG13 - Comedy - All is fair in love and war–including reverse-reverse-reverse psychology based on Steve Harvey’s (real) book Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man. 123 min.

WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU’RE EXPECTING - PG13 - Comedy - Five couples discover that having a baby isn’t what they thought it would be like. Really? They had to make a movie about that? 110 min.

LAST CHANCE

THE THREE STOOGES - PG - Comedy - Eh, Farrelly brothers! You know, audiences could at least respect you for Dumb & Dumber, which paid homage to this seminal slapstick trio. But straight-up ripping them off is just lame. Nyuk-nyuk? Try tsktsk. Da original is Moe bettah. 92 min.

THE FIVE YEAR ENGAGEMENT - R Romance - Isn’t it nice when a movie’s title really sums the whole thing up? Starring Jason Segel and Emily Blunt. 124 min. ■

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STELLA’S SUPPER CLUB WITH ANUHEA - Fri, Jun 1 and Sat, Jun 2. A 4-course dinner featuring live music by Anuhea. First seating: 5pm. Second seating: 8pm. $60.

5pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808874-3779; stellablues.com ART=MIXX - Fri, Jun 1. A multimedia event with DJs, 12 projection screens, live visuals and music as well as two fashion performances. The event will follow the opening of Systemic Abstraction by S.A. Jones. As such, the theme is “Abstract Art”. Free. 7-11pm Pavilion/Courtyard & Gallery, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org MASQUERADE, A VENETIAN MASQUERADE BALL - Fri, Jun 1. An evening of performance art & dancing with a Blacklight Burlesque show by Ultraviolets and

Body Art show by Rachel G & Extravadancers. After show party till 1:30am in venue with DJs Paul Gotel & Satdeva. Dress to impress and bring your own mask! $20 advance. 8:30pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; divadeva.eventbrite.com BIG ISLAND JAZZ & BLUES FESTIVAL - Sat, Jun 2.

An incredible weekend of award winning Jazz and Blues music at The Big Island Jazz & Blues Festival. Various brunch and dinner events will be held Thursday-Sunday. $60 GA / VIP Tables Available. 4-9pm Mauna Kea Beach Hotel, (62-100 Mauna Kea Beach Dr., Kamuela); 808882-7222; bigislandjazzandbluesfestival.com JAZZ CLUB MAUI PRESENTS SLAM! - Sat, Jun 2.

Jazz Club Maui combines great prime rib and seafood buffet with drinks, and top shelf music with host band, SLAM! featuring David Choy and Kelly Covington. Its a sophisticated, and inviting, lounge experience for a fun

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and memorable night out. Admission only or Dinner & Drink Packages are available. 8:30pm Royal Lahaina Resort, (2780 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina); 808-661-3611 RECALLING HAWAI’I - Sat, Jun 2. Recalling Hawai‘i is a multi-media chronicle awakening the past, the now and the future of Hawai‘i. Presenting oli, mele and hula under the creative direction of Roselle Keli‘ihonipua Bailey. $25/adults, $15/keiki 12 yrs & under (in advance), $30/adults, $20/keiki (on show day). 6:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org

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2012 HULIAU YOUTH ENVIRONMENTAL FILM FESTIVAL - Sat, Jun 2. Students from eight different Maui schools will present their work, which include documentary educational fiction, and claymation films.

Audience members will also have the opportunity to learn more about the Maui Huliau Foundation. $12 General, $5 Youth (Under 18), $25 VIP Reserved Seating. 7:30pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; huliaufoundation.org/festival ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes– five night a weeks for 12 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful cultural education available for our visitors (and ourselves). Starting at $24.50 keiki / $59.50 adults. Dinner and VIP packags available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, f.k.a. Maui Myth & Magic Theatre, built specifically for ‘Ulalena, (Old Lahaina Center, 878 Front St., Lahaina); 1-877-688-4800; mauitheatre.com AND MISS REARDON DRINKS A LITTLE - Every Sun, Thu, Fri & Sat. ProArts, Inc. presents And Miss Reardon Drinks a Little by Paul Zindel. Featuring a stellar Maui cast. Th, F and Sat: 7:30pm, Sun.: 3pm (No performance 5/20), Kama’aina Nights: 5/19, 24 and 31. Adult $20, Student and Kama’aina Nights $15 (Must have valid HI I.D.). 7:30pm ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; proartspacific.com

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GRAND OPENING & FOUR-YEAR ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION - Thu, May 31. Sip + Dip + Share!

Wine tasting, pupus and samplings from 100Wines and cheese & chocolate fondue from Melting Pot. Come sample both restaurants at once. Music by Avi & Indio. $50 per person to benefit: Hui O Wa’a Kaulua Voyaging Canoe. 100Wines, (Lahaina Gateway Center, 325 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-661-6181; meltingpot.com VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Tue, Jun 5. See (and sample!) how Chef Jessica Oshier uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfasts, and desserts. No registration required. Free. 5:30-6:30pm Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; downtoearth.org MOUTH WATERING WEDNESDAYS - Wed, Jun 6.

Come and try free samples of what is in season, new or has got us excited each week. Free. 4pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui KEIKI IN THE KITCHEN - Thu, May 31. Join us for a fun and healthy hands-on class perfect for kids from 5-12. Special Guest Chef, Tiffany Kidder will bring her passion for healthy cooking and enthusiasm for working with locally grown ingredients. Free. 4pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui; spmmm-marketing@wholefoods.com SUMMER MEALS FOR SWIMSUIT SEASON - Sat. June 2. A presentation by Catherine Blake, BA BD and author of Healthy Recipes for Friends and Aloha Sauces DVD. Make veggie lover’s pizza, evaluate the effects of various foods on our health, yummy mighty greens power drink and carrot beet celery juice. $20 includes a light

lunch and the farm tour. 10:30am-12:30pm Hale Akua Garden Farm, (110 Door of Faith Rd., Haiku); 808-5729300; haleakuagardenfarm.com

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STELLA’S SUPPER CLUB WITH JOHN CRUZ - Fri, Jun 8. A 4-course dinner featuring live music by John Cruz. $60. 6pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com NIGHT OF SHOOTING STARS - Sat, Jun 9. Basketball Maui & Active Faith present a night of fun, food, prizes and entertainment. Pre-game concert, celebrity basketball game and the NBA Stars game. Tickets on sale at Maui Clothing Co., Maui Water Wear and select Starbucks locations. $10 ($15 at the door), Kids 6 & under get in free!.

3-9pm Lahaina Civic Center, (1840 Honoapiilani Hwy.); wayne@nightofshootingstars.com DIAMOND BALL - Sat, Jun 9. Aloha Ballroom Dance Academy presents “Diamond Ball.” An evening with dinner, a cash bar, open dancing and performances. $75 per person. 6-10pm Kahili Golf Course, Nahele Banquet Room, (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Wailuku); 808-8790055; alohaballroom.com ZENSHIN DAIKO’S 13TH ANNUAL TAIKO FESTIVAL - Sat, Jun 9. Zenshin Daiko sponsors its annual concert to bring taiko groups to Maui for the community to enjoy. Featured guests will include Kimo & Jody Huybrechts of Ranga Pae, Toru Watanabe and Michelle Fujii of Portland Taiko and Zenshin Daiko. $20 & $10 children & under. 7pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469 (SHOW); zenshindaiko.com REPUBLIK MUSIC FESTIVAL WITH STEEL PULSE & SLIGHTLY STOOPID - Sun, Jun 10. The 2012 Republik Music Festival all star line-up includes Steel Pulse, Slightly Stoopid, Alborosie, G. Love and Gyptian. Presented by BAMP Project in association with Rick Cooper Music and Hard Rock Cafe Maui. $42.50/GA, $90/VIP (in advance), $48/GA (on event day). 3pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org MAUI FILM FESTIVAL - Daily (except Mon & Tue).

Maui Film Festival 2012 features high-quality films shown on a 50-foot-wide screen under the stars in south Maui at Wailea Resort and in the MACC’s Castle Theater. $40-$545, VIP Passes Available; 808-5799244; mauifilmfestival.com

EVENTS

THURSDAY, MAY 31 WINGS PRESENTS “DREAMERS AND SCHEMERS” - Peter & Melinda Wing, a husband-and-wife duo of storytellers and musicians, will present “Dreamers and Schemers: Folks with Big Ideas!” The event will feature interactive and humorous stories, songs, and skits derived from traditional folklore and music. Free.

10-11am Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; librarieshawaii.org EPA CLEAN AIR ACT OPEN HOUSE AND PUBLIC HEARING - U.S. Environmental Protection Agency will be holding a public hearing on the proposed Clean Air Act Regional Haze Federal Implementation Plan for Hawaii. Free. 5:30-8:30pm UH Maui College, Pilina Multipurpose Room, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-541-2711; epa.gov; higuchi.dean@epa.gov KORY KUKAHIKO PERFORMS AT HAWAIIAN MUSIC SERIES - Relax under the stars and enjoy a concert by Kory Kukahiko brought to you by The Lahaina Restoration Foundation. The combination of live Hawaiian music, award winning restaurants and vibrant shops, create a great setting for an evening out on the town. Free.

6-7:30pm Baldwin Home Lawn, (120 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-661-3262; lahainarestoration.org/baldwin. html; noelani@lahainarestoration.org

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Pi’ilani Arias 5-9pm; no cover

Jah Residence 9:30pm; no cover

Flashback Saturdays Dance Party w/ DJ Z 9:30pm; no cover

Sunday Skool Nightclub w/ DJ Jamn J, DJ Blinky and MC Bishop 10pm; no cover

MON - Clay Mortensen Trio, 4-7pm / TUE Pi’ilani Arias, 5-8pm / WED - Teri Garrison, 4-8pm; Karaoke Night w/ Braddah Francis, 8pm (all sets no cover)

AMBROSIA

Jamie Gallo, 7pm / DigiLuxe w/ DJ Kurt,10pm (both sets no cover)

Whatever You Want w/ DJ AstroRaph 10pm; no cover

Sunrize Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

Ultra w/ DJ CIA 10pm; no cover

MON - DJ Skinny Guy / TUE - Dirty House Tuesdays w/ DJ LaRage / WED - Maui’s HI-5 Night (S.I.N.) w/ DJs Del Sol & CIA (all sets 10pm; no cover)

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

BLUE LAGOON

Ladies Night 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; no cover

Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; no cover

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

Sam Ahia 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dave Caroll / TUE - Jordan Cuddy / WED - Ekolu Kalama (all sets 7-9:30pm; no cover)

Summer Sound Wave DJ Kurt & DJ Trvr 10pm; $5

Upcountry Sundays Acoustic Style 2-5pm; $7 donation

WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: “Back to the Future: w/ DJ Blast & Chilltown Productions, 10pm; $10

Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter D, 7:30-10pm / TUE - Live Jazz, 7:3010pm / WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Pool Tourn. 6:30 / Sunday Funday, 10pm; no cover

MON - Gomega / TUE - Rampage WED - Jukebox Party (all sets 10pm; no cover)

DJ Kamikaze 9:30pm $10 for guys, free for girls

Mojomana 10pm; $10

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Pool Tournament 6:30pm; no cover

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB

Quiz Night 8pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Jessica and Kanoa 8pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6pm; no cover

MON - Glen Awong / TUE - Big John WED - Dance Party (all sets 8pm; no cover)

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH

Rampage 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm-close / TUE - Music videos w/ DJ H, 9pm-close / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm-close (all sets no cover)

DJ Kurt & DJ Trvr 10pm-1am; no cover

The House Shakers 8-11pm; no cover

Brunch w/ Willie K 11am-3pm, no cover

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1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

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HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

FRIDAY, JUNE 1 MEET THE ARTIST AT THE OPENING RECEPTION OF SYSTEMIC ABSTRACTIONS - This exhibition features a retrospective of 40 years of painting from northern Idaho artist S.A. Jones, whose work will introduce you to a visual language of abstraction through a personal journey of introspection and inquiry. Free. 5:30pm Schaefer International Gallery, (MACC, 1 Cameron Wy., Kahului); 808-242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org STANDARD FIRST AID WITH CPR/AED ADULT Get trained to recognize and care for victims of illness and sudden injuries and learn how to use an AED for life-threatening respiratory or cardiac emergencies on adults. American Red Cross certification upon completion. Register online or call. $90. 9am-3pm American Red Cross, (45 N. Market St., Suite A, Wailuku); 808-733-2767; redcross.org WINGS PRESENTS “DREAMERS AND SCHEMERS” - see Thursday for description. Free. 10:3011:30am Kahului Public Library, (90 School St.); 808-873-3097; librarieshawaii.org PREMIERE OPENING OF NORTH SHORE ART AND FRAME - North Shore Art and Frame will be having its premiere opening this First Friday in Wailuku.

Featuring music by DJ Blinky! Specializing in Fine Art and local artists as well as archival and family picture framing. 6-9pm North Shore Art and Frame, (2080 Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-298-5034 EXHALE! - This event features a performance by Makamae, music by Halemanu, facepainting by Maya, trivia with Trish da Dish, live art, giveaways, specials by Exotic Eye Tattoo, smoothies by Down to Earth, Yoga w/ Bridget and a Bollywood dance performance by Smita. Free. 6-9pm Body Alive Yoga & Movement Studio, (1995 Main St., 2nd Floor, Wailuku); 808-359-1060; bodyaliveyoga.com; keepbreathing@bodyaliveyoga.com MAUI TOWN PARTIES: WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY -

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Experience an exciting street fest in the heart of Wailuku town, with colorful vendors, and performers, including Nationally Acclaimed Smooth Jazz Musician, Jeff Kashiwa, who will heat up the Maui Thing stage. Free parking at Maui Medical Center. Free. 6-9pm (Market, Main and Vineyard Streets, Wailuku); facebook.com/wailukufirstfriday

SATURDAY, JUNE 2 NATIONAL TRAILS DAY WITH GUIDED HIKE ON WAIHE’E RIDGE TRAIL - Na Ala Hele Trails and Access Program and the West Mountains Watershed Partnership are offering an interpretive guided hike on the scenic Waihe’e Ridge Trail in the West Maui Mountains. Call for reservations; spaces are limited. Free.

Waihe’e Ridge Trail, (State Highway 340, Wailuku); 808-873-3508; hawaiitrails.org YMCA YARD SALE - The Maui Family YMCA will be holding a huge yard sale. Find a variety of items ranging from clothing, books, electronics, sporting goods, furniture, home & garden and much more! Proceeds to benefit Camp Keanae. 7am-12pm YMCA Parking Lot, (250 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); mauiymca.org 2012 MAUI COUNTY DISASTER EXPO - Exhibitors on ground floor, presentations by representatives from several agencies on second floor, and drawing for prizes for those people attending the presentation. Free. 10am-2pm Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com A CELEBRATION OF WOMEN FOR OBAMA Standing HI for Obama will hold “A Celebration for Women for Obama” focusing on the President’s commitment and accomplishments for women. The public is invited. Light refreshments will be served. Free.

2-4pm Kalama Heights - Garden Room, (101 Kanani St., Kihei); 808-344-2260 VOLUNTEERING ON VACATION: HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK VOLUNTEER SERVICE TRIP - Want to see spectacular views at 7,000 feet, watch rare native

birds and save unique ecosystems found nowhere else on the planet? Come to Haleakala National Park with Pacific Whale Foundation’s Volunteering on Vacation program. Free. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ma’alaea Ocean Store, (300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100); 808-249-8811 ext.

1; volunteersonvacation.org LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR - Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous banyan tree, over 50 select Maui artists show and sell their work. Find unique treasures including jewelry, art, hand-sewn items, candles and time travel at the Historic Old Lahaina Courthouse. Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); visitlahaina.com HAWAII ANIMAL RESCUE FOUNDATION DOG ADOPTIONS - HARF removes dogs from shelters filled to capacity, provides them veterinary and foster care, and then finds them homes. Come meet our furry friends!.

10am-4pm Petco, (270 Dairy Rd., #144, Kahului); 808876-0022; hawaiiananimalrescue.org HOLOKAI CLUB - Enjoy free arts & crafts and educational tables geared towards children in grades K-5th grade. Free. 10am-12pm Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

SUNDAY, JUNE 3

ULAPALAKUA INSPIRES - Celebrating the beauty that captivates artists. Headliner Jeff Kashiwa, live entertainment from local musicians, artwork by Randy Jay Braun, food by Chef Will and complimentary wine tasting. Lawn chairs welcome! No pets, alcohol or coolers allowed.

Free. 11am-4pm Maui’s Winery & Ulupalakua Ranch, (Hwy. 37, Kula); 808-878-6058 POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage. Free. 7pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

WED - Karaoke LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S BANYAN TREE ART FAIR - Day 2. Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); visitlahaina.com SENIOR SUNDAY IN IAO - Maui residents ages 60 and better can enjoy the beautiful Hawai’i Nature Center for free once a month. Regular fare is $6 for adults, $4 for keiki. Free for Seniors. Hawai’i Nature Center (Iao Valley); 808-244-6500; hawaiinaturecenter.org FAMILY MAGIC - All-ages comedy and magic with Lauro Castillio. Free. 11:30am Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

MONDAY, JUNE 4

BASKETBALL MAUI NBC SUMMER CAMP - Basketball Maui in conjunction with NBC Camps present world class basketball instruction for Maui’s youth.

Guest coaches will include NBA star players who will play feature game on June 9, Night of Shooting Stars.

Boys & Girls 7-18 years at all levels. 8am-4pm Lahaina Civic Center, (1840 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 800406-3926; basketballmaui.com HULA PERFORMANCE - Lovely hula hands and hips embody the essence of grace, every Mon. at the mall. Free. 10:30am Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, JUNE 5

BREAST CANCER FUND BENEFIT - Marie DeJournette will host a benefit to raise money for the Breast Cancer Fund. Flatbread will donate a portion of the pizza sales that night. There will be a silent auction and live music with Roger McKinley and friends. 5-10pm Flatbread Company, (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989; flatbreadcompany.com ‘UKULELE LESSONS - Learn some strumming techniques and impress your friends. Free. 5:30pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-

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MUSIC STARTS AT 10PM $5 COVER

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JAVA JAZZ

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

WED - Jordan Tolentino, 9pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts, 7pm

Eight Track Players, 7pm

John Grover, 7pm

MON - Kawika / TUE - Da Hawaiians / WED - Gina Martinelli (all sets 7pm)

1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Barefoot Minded 8-10pm; no cover

1810 / Sam’s Jazz All Stars, 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; no cover

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (all sets no cover)

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-close; no cover

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-close; no cover

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

MON - Farzad & Mike Madden / TUE - Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Guest Performer (all sets 7pm-close; no cover)

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

Bad Kitty, 7pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE LAHAINA CAFE

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Open Mic Night w/ Johnny Ringo 10pm; no cover

JAY’S PLACE KAHALE’S

Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover

Free Karaoke w/ Danny DJ 10pm-12am; no cover

Pool Tournament 7-9pm

MON - Trivia Night w/ John, 7-9pm / TUE - Open Mic w/ Kenny, 10pm-12am / WED Megatouch Game Day w/ Katie, 7-9pm TUE - Free Karaoke

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke

Live Music

DJs & Go-Go Dancers

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR

Mekila King 7-9pm; no cover

Kahala 7-9pm; no cover

Live Music 7-9pm; no cover

Benefit for Peggy Kan Hai w/ Homstead, Nahelu & Brad Kahikina, 12pm; $30

Kawika Ortiz, 7-9:30pm / DJ Kamikaze, 10pm-close

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Fulton Tashombe & The Maui Jazz All-Stars, 7-10pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S KIHEI

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

LULU’S LAHAINA

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

Salsa Night w/ Neto & Barbara Peraza, 8-11pm / DJ Nexus 11pm-close

Requesola w/ Rob & Ron = R2, 6:30-9:30pm / DJ Nexus 10pm-close

Camp Savage 7:30-9:30pm / DJ AstroRaph, 10pm-close

Howard Ahia 6-8pm; no cover

Latin Night w/ DJ Danny 9pm-close; $5

STATUS w/ DJs Big Mike and Money Mike 10pm-close; $10

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

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MON - The Benoits / TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae (all sets 6-9pm)

Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish the Dish 9:30pm; no cover

Sebrina Baron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

The Sirens 6:30-9pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers w/ Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley + Irish dancing lessons 6:30-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Tyler Bush, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover TUE - Willie K, 7-9pm; Dinner & Show $65

Next Level Entertainment presents Bottoms Up Fridays, 10pm; no cover

Latin Night 10pm; $10

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2414

661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage. Free. 7pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com BASKETBALL MAUI NBC SUMMER CAMP - Basketball Maui in conjunction with NBC Camps present world class basketball instruction for Maui’s youth. Guest coaches will include NBA star players that will play feature game on June 9, Night of Shooting Stars. Boys & Girls 7-18 years at all levels. 8am-4pm Lahaina Civic Center, (1840 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 800-406-3926; basketballmaui.com

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 6 OCCUPY WALL STREET MAUI GENERAL ASSEMBLY MEETINGS - The group says the primary issue they address is “eliminat(ing) the influence of money, lobbyists and corporations who ‘appear to put profit above people’, from our political system. Want to get involved? Simply attend one of their weekly Wed. meetings. Free. 5-7pm Great Lawn, University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); maui.hawaii.edu MAUI LIVE STAGE SHOW - Free. 6-8pm Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com SLACK KEY SHOW – MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN MUSIC - George Kahumoku Jr. hosts this Grammy Award-winning concert series. Co-hosted by Da Ukulele Boyz, a different guest artist is featured each week. Dinner/show package available with Sea House Restaurant (adjacent to the concert hall; 5:30pm seating). $39.99.

7:30-9:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; slackkey.com/ napilikai.com

MON - Open Mic Night, 6-10pm; no cover

BASKETBALL MAUI NBC SUMMER CAMP - See June 5 for details. 8am-4pm Lahaina Civic Center, (1840 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 800-406-3926; basketballmaui.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937.

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Ekolu Kalama 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Sam Ahia 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter deAquino 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DAVID PAUL’S ISLAND GRILL - Every Sun & Mon, David Wolfberg 6pm. (900 Front St. Suite A101, Lahaina); 808-662-3000.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sun, Fausto 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback & Junior Lacuesta 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon & Danyel Alana 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku & Peter DeAquino 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter

WED - Sebrina Barron, 7-9pm; Ladies’ Night w/ DJ La Rage, 10pm-close MON - All Access DJs, 10pm; $10 / TUE - DJ Blast, 9:45 pm; $5 / WED - Open Mic w/ Red & Catfish 9:30-close; no cover

DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Kulewa 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika, Roy & Albert 6:30pm; Sat, Ron, Ikaika & Damon 1:30pm; Sat, Ben & Glenn 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Glenn 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian Trio 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P, Lahaina); 808-667-6636.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Wed & Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai ); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm;

TUE - Taco Tuesdays, 4-10pm Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Barefoot Minded 8-10pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake and Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Fri, Josh Kahula & Co. 8-10pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA CAFE - Fri, Alex L Calma 7-9pm. (843 Wainee St., Unit 1 & 2); 808-667-6655.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:309:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St.); 808-661-0700.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J, Ka’anapali); (808) 661-4495.

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LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Tue, Fierce, Alternative Night w/ DJ Blast 9:30pm-2am; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Fri, Marvin Tevaga 6-9pm; Tue, “Lahaina Idol” karaoke with Troy 9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Sat, Jazz on the Green 7-10pm; Fri, Jawaiian Music 7-10pm. (200 Kapalua Drive, Kapalua); 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, JD on the Rocks 5-8pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 5:30-8:30pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-669-8889.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Sat, Coelho Morrison 7-9pm; Sun, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm. (5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili); 808-669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Mon, DJ Skinny Guy 10pm; Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm. (300 Maalaea Rd. #1M); 808-243-2286.

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm; Sun, Mark Johnstone 6-9pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm. (555 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-879-2224.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Mon, Glen Awong 6pm.

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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Junior Lacuesta 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Mon, Jacob (of the Alliez) 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm.

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KAI SUSHI RESTAURANT - Every Sun, Mon & Thu, Wolf 6-8:30pm; Fri, Ryan Robinson 6-8:30pm; Wed, Francois 6-8:30pm. (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua);

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TUE - DJ LX / WED - Ladies’ Night w/ The ADD Twins (all sets 10pm - close; no cover) WED - Clay Mortensen, 7-10pm; no cover

WED - Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9pm-12am; no cover Live Music 5:30-7:30pm; no cover

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KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Island favorites with Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Girls Night Out with Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Music by Rama 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm.

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LULU’S KIHEI - Wed, Sebrina Barron 7-9pm; Thu, Neto & Barbara 8-11pm; Fri, Ron & Rob = R2 6:30-9:30pm; Sun, Kawika Ortiz 7-9:30pm; Tue, Rick Scanlan 7-11pm.

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MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Wed, Jarret & Wilson 6:308:30pm; Fri, Wolf 3-5pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:308:30pm; Sat, Barefoot Minded 3-5pm; Sat, Erin Smith 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 3-5pm; Sun, Kilohana 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Ron & Tarvin 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kilohana 6:30-8:30pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl., Unit B-201); 808-891-2322.

MONSOON INDIA - Sat, Cambria Moss & Ricardo Dioso 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, The Hula Honeys 5:30-8:30pm.

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Tue, Brenton Keith & His Bag O’Tricks 7-9pm; Wed, Joel Katz 5:30-6:30pm; Fri, Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, The Sirens 6:30-9pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers w/ Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, Tyler Bush 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Willie K 7-9pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm; Thu, Erin Smith 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm. (Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Wed, Slam feat. David Choy & Clay Mortensen 7-10pm; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm. (1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779.

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THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm.

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TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:309:30pm; Wed, Merv Oana 5:30-9:30pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., Kihei); 808-875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:30-8pm; Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8pm. (1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului); 808877-0073.

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Wed, Teri Garrison 4-8pm; Wed, Free Karaoke Night with Braddah Francis 8pm; Fri, Bradda Francis 4-8pm; Mon, Clay Mortensen Trio 4-7pm; Every Tue & Thu, Pi’ilani Arias 5-9pm. (355 E. Kamehameha Ave.); 808-877-9001.

MAIN STREET BISTRO - Fri, Rythm & Blues with Freedom 6:30-9:30pm. (2051 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-6816.

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CASANOVA - Sun, Upcountry Sundays Acoustic Style 2-5pm. (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220.

FLATBREAD COMPANY - Sun, Randall Rospond 5:30-8pm. (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989.

HANA HOU CAFE - Tue, Hipnautical 6-9pm; Mon-Fri, Hana Hou Cafe 6-9pm. (810 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-2661.

LOCAL MOCHA CAFE - Thu, Open Mic Night with Wes Furumoto 6:30-9:30pm. (81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani); 808-573-2859 NORTHSHORE CAFE - Fri, Makana 7-9pm; Tue, Ryan - Keyboards from Brooklyn 7-9pm. (824 Kokomo Rd., Haiku); 808-575-2770.

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BY CAERIEL CRESTIN GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Different things have different learning curves. Some activities, like oil painting or martial arts, have lengthy, slow curves, requiring practice and persistence. You might be able to punch through a sheet of paper on your first day, but putting your fist through a 2x4 is going to take a long while to work up to. On the other hand, there are useful skills—such as riding a bike, or cooking a nice meal—that you can absolutely learn in a few hours. Recognize which kind of activity you’re beginning now, and adjust your patience accordingly; your happiness depends on it.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) You’re allowed to fall in love, you know. Sometimes, when you’re on the verge, you just sort of fearfully hover, noncommittally. You get bashful about adoration the way some people get pee-shy in public restrooms. Luckily, the latest object of your adulation enjoys worship—in small doses, anyway. It’s an ideal situation for you to overcome your inhibitions about being swooningly, obnoxiously in love. I expect the average romantic temperature of your life to rise by at least a couple degrees this month, and for some days to reach highs you didn’t know you could stand.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) This week you might feel like you’re slipping backwards down a steep, endless, twisting slide. Instead of grappling desperately at the sides, or vainly trying to brace your feet, why not accept your fate? Who’s to say that what lies at the bottom is worse than what you left at the top? Remember the last time you were booted from your boyfriend’s apartment or fired from a job? Lucky you—something wonderfully fabulous usually happens before you hit the sidewalk. Since there’s no stopping you in your brilliant tumble to the next chapter, is there any way you can just relax and enjoy the euphoric thrill of the ride?

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) When you cast your nets this wide, you’re bound to catch more fish than you need. Some weeks (like this one), you can’t throw them back fast enough. You’ll have wide-eyed victims of your charms flopping around in front of you, gasping for breath. You might consider converting to line fishing for a month or so, since your hook is so well baited. If not, at least reduce the amount of netting you have trawling through the sea. Otherwise, you might be so busy returning rejects to the ocean that the big, juicy fish you intended to keep might slip away before you have a chance to enjoy them.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Tonight, don your cloak of invisibility and go out. Revel in all the lovely things you can see, and juicy secrets you can uncover, when you’re trying very hard to not be noticed (for a change). Later this week, pretend you have laryngitis and can only speak when absolutely necessary. Turn yourself inside out if you can, transform your extroversion to introversion. All of this is required if you are to rediscover the humanity and kindness you’ve been missing and which your cynicism has almost killed.

See you next week (but not this one), wallflower.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Imagine yourself hiking along the lip of a seething, only barely dormant volcano. The deep crater yawns next to you, a gurgling throat of barely restrained lava threatening destruction at any time. The Hawaiian volcano goddess is called Pele. Regardless of what you call yours, s/he’s someone you’d rather be an ally than an enemy—trust me. It’s all or nothing with this one. Make every proper sacrifice, offering and prayer to garner their protection and aid, and possibly adoration and affection. Don’t know what’s required? Just ask. She’s in just the right mood to tell you.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) You don’t have many allies this week, but then again, you don’t need them. Just think of yourself as the one who got left behind when the rest of the Avengers went off to fight their arch-nemesis on the other side of the planet. You’re left to pursue your own solo adventure, saving the world while your team discovers that the threat they went to combat was actually just a ruse, a distraction from the real danger. This time you get to save everyone on your own, with no one else even trying to hog the credit.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Make do. You’ve heard the adage, “Necessity is the mother of invention.” A sieve will serve as well as a colander. A paring knife will do when you can’t find your scissors. Replacing objects is easy, especially for someone as frugal, resourceful and practical as you. But what about coming up with vivid compensation for the absent emotional or mental stimulus you’ve been craving? Television and the Internet pale in comparison to real, live, warm human beings who care about you. The good news: there are more of them than you think, standing by to step in and fill the gap. All you need to do is ask.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Frivolous extravagance isn’t really your style, particularly when it comes to romance. Buying bouquets of roses or writing sappy love letters just feels cheesy.

You just have different priorities; you’d rather save your money for an adventure for two in some wonderfully exotic location. However, since your rare grand gestures and frequent subtle ones can unfortunately be eclipsed by the ferociously romantic images that surround us in movies and on bad TV shows, it might behoove you to go pick some wildflowers or compose a haiku of adoration once in a while. Try that this week.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) A nature hike has me marveling; the pond teems with tiny fish, the air buzzes with countless drowsy crickets, and frogs leap away from my giant, clumsy feet. Yellow flowers nod their crumpled faces like agreeable old people. Dogs bark in the distance. A dragonfly zips by in a magenta streak. Feel like your life is slightly dead, or empty? Go forth, zombie, and actually take note of what’s around you. There’s marvelous life in the cracks of the concrete sidewalk, in the smiling face of that woman on the street corner, in the fleas on her dog, even inside you. Slow down and find it.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Flaunt your horns. One of the elements of a successful seduction is danger, mystery, adventure. For example, let us examine two of the sexiest signs: Scorpio and Pisces. For those fast folk who flit capriciously to be consumed by Scorp like moths immolated in a flame, it’s that possible sting that inexorably attracts.

Or those who drift helplessly into Pisces’ hypnotic grasp can feel the potential of drowning in his or her cloudy emotional depths. So start showing off those fierce horns, baby. Sure, it’ll scare some folks away.

But you’re hardly a suitable match for the weak of heart anyway, now are you?

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Although you can be as contagious and inconvenient as poison ivy at times, you’ve kept an exceptionally low profile lately. Lurking like a toadstool among daisies, you’ve been taking notes and spreading spore.

Pretty soon, though, you’ll bloom. Go to bed happy.

In the morning you’ll awaken a beautiful butterfly.

Displaying your beauty and appeal will attract your share of predators and sheep, though, so you’d better hide poison darts in your nectar-sipping proboscis, or switchblades behind your petals—some way of keeping those worshippers in line.

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