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Contents VOLUME 15

THIS WEEK’S QUESTION:

What was your favorite childhood summer activity?

Editor: Anthony Pignataro (808) 283-1308 / anthony@mauitime.com @apignataro on Twitter Staying up late to watch Johnny Carson

Calendar Assistants: Jenna Schamber (Waterparks), Ivy Damasco calendar@mauitime.com

Proofreader: Dina Wilson Riding my pony

Intern: Megan Hazen Going to the beach

Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, Jory John, Avery Monsen, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Barry Wurst II

Photographer: Sean Michael Hower mauiweddingmedias.com / howerphotography.com Dumber school

Art Director & Production Manager: Darris Hurst artdirector@mauitime.com Slingshot water balloon fights

Graphic Designers: Amy Mendolia (Hood rat things), Christina Tarleton

Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Shoplifting

General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com @jenrusso on Twitter Bootlegging

Admin. Executive: Keo Eaton (808) 244-0777 Thugging

Office Assistant: Sara Riley (808) 244-0777 Wainapanapa in a Volkswagen Bug

Admin. Assistant: Jennifer Brown Going to the beach with my family

Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com @tommyrusso on Twitter BMX

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The Best Of Maui

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COVER: 9th Wave Gallery Artist and local Maui skater Ryan McVay pulling a massive 180º frontside kickflip under the lights at the new Lahaina skate park. Photo and cover design by Darris Hurst

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On May 17 the state Department of Labor & Industrial Relations announced that in April Hawaii’s seasonally adjusted unemployment rate had

3. This week three big names in Maui’s political world endorsed Democrat Mufi Hannemann’s run for the 2nd District U.S. Congress seat currently held by Mazie Hirono. Who are they?

A. US Senator Daniel Inouye, US Senator Daniel Akaka and Congresswoman Hirono.

B. Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa, Hirono and Akaka.

C. Arakawa, former Mayor Charmaine Tavares and former Mayor James “Kimo” Apana.

D. Tavares, Hirono and Inouye.

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LLOYD GILLIOM PASSES AWAY

And now for some sad news that hits very close to home: Lloyd Brent Gilliom, a member of the MauiTime ohana, passed away on the morning of Wednesday, May 16. He was 71.

For most of Hawaii, Lloyd is the father of Amy Hanaiali’i Gilliom and Eric Gilliom, two of Maui’s biggest and most popular musicians, as well as Tim Gilliom, a Hokule‘a crewmember. But he was also a straight-shooting working man who worked with his hands and did real labor (he was the proprietor of Maui Sandblasting and Maui Monument and Granite).

Since August 2010, Lloyd was also one of MauiTime’s circulation drivers–one of just a handful of individu-

als who, each week, actually distribute the stacks of MauiTime to our various boxes and circ locations around the island. It’s not an easy job, and requires a good deal of manual labor, but Lloyd really took to it.

“He was such a strong, proud man,” said Tommy Russo, MauiTime’s publisher. “I really wish I had the chance to get to know him better. It was very cool to hear stories from the road, from when he was out delivering papers.”

Put simply, Lloyd was a good man. We depended on him to help deliver our work each week to our readers, and he never let us down. We will miss him dearly.

“Lloyd never met anyone he did not like, and he cared about everyone he came into contact with,” said Mimi Gilliom, his wife of 53 years, in a statement on the passing sent out by Pae ‘Aina Communications.

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OCCUPY MAUI BUSES!

for all the usual citizen actions to fight the proposed bus fare hike: testify before the Maui County Council on May 24, email Mayor Alan Arakawa and all the council members, call for a special public hearing on the proposed fare hikes, etc. Oh, and one thing, too: “Practice non-violent civil disobedience by putting $1 in the box come July 1st and refusing to get off the bus,” states the flyer. “If we all stick together on this, there is no way they can stop us. It’s impossible for them to arrest us all.”

Yeah! Stick it to the Man right where it hurts! In the bus fare box!

Oh, and County of Maui–don’t bother trying to undercut the whole thing by keeping the $1 ride fares, because the Occupy troops are already anticipating that: “Due to public outcry, there is now some talk of keeping the $1 fare but still raising the day passes to $5. Should this happen, let’s still all practice civil disobedience and demonstrate our outrage by putting put [sic] just one penny in the fare box and refusing to get off the bus.”

Yeah, do that... wait. A penny?

Where’d that come from? And why a penny? Who’s got a penny these days?

Besides, if the county keeps the $1 ride fare, then sticking just a penny into the box would actually constitute unjust theft. I can totally see where giving $1 instead of $5 is legitimate protest, but a penny? That’s just mean. Then again, it’s been a long time since I read Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals, so maybe I’m missing something. ■

Time for some old fashioned radical agitation. Looks like the Occupy Wall Street Maui folks read the recent Maui News story on the proposed Maui Bus fare increases (day passes would now cost $5 instead of $2) because on Saturday, May 19 they sent me an email titled “Occupy Our Buses!”

“The Mayor, the Maui County Council, and the Maui County Department of Transportation (DOT) are trying to make this a done deal before you even find out,” read the pdf handbill attached to the email. “There were past opportunities to testify, but no notices were ever posted on the buses. Your final opportunity to give testimony is coming up this Thursday, May 24th, yet there are still no notices on the bus, even though Maui DOT has repeatedly been asked to post them.”

Occupy Wall Street Maui is calling

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-Woman in Wailuku Town, May 18

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NEWS OF THE WEIRD

BY CHUCK SHEPARD

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Britain’s ITV1 television network announced plans in April to accept “prop placements” to blend into production of its new reality talent show in which actors compete for the lead role in the musical Jesus Christ Superstar. The network said, for example, that it was seeking coffee machines, which piqued the interest of the De’Longhi brand manager, who offered its topof-the-line Magnifica ESAM4200 and, according to its public relations firm, suggested perhaps interrupting the play’s climactic song “The Crucifixion” while Jesus savors a cup brewed from the Magnifica. An April report in London’s The Independent noted that the opera’s composer, Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber, was on board with the idea, but that the original lyricist, Sir Tim Rice, called it “tasteless” and “tacky.”

GOOD EGGXAMPLE

Each spring in Dongyang, China, the aroma of urine is in the air–specifically, the town’s specialty of eggs boiled in the discharge of young boys (under age 10, typically gathered “fresh” from toilets at local schools). Townspeople have believed for centuries that the eggs, properly cooked, bring health and prosperity. “By eating these eggs,” one shopper told a Reuters reporter in March, “we will not have any pain in our waists, legs and joints. Also, you will have more energy when you work.” In fact, Dongyang officials have proudly proclaimed “virgin boy eggs” as an “intangible cultural heritage.”

TOMB-SWEEPING!

And once again this spring, the Chinese marked the Qingming holiday with celebrations honoring the dead by making offerings to their deceased relatives. At the “tomb-sweeping” festival, people present paper replicas of items their ancestors are believed to need in the afterlife. Uncreative relatives give play money, but the offerings can be elaborate, such as shoes, cars and TV sets, or this year’s hot item–paper iPads, which were selling in Hong Kong for the equivalent of about $3.

HOT WATER

Sound Familiar? McDonald’s still proudly serves its coffee hot, notwithstanding the notorious 1992 lawsuit for burns suffered by Stella Liebeck. In March 2012, Mona Abdelal

filed a lawsuit in Cook County, Ill., over severe burns that her granddaughter, four, suffered when fetching Abdelal’s coffee order from a McDonald’s server. According to the lawsuit, the server violated company policy that requires tightly closed lids on coffee cups and prohibits handing the cups to young children even if they are tightly sealed.

VICTORY!

With Afghanistan’s moralistic Taliban in retreat, one social scourge grows stronger than ever (according to an April Washington Post dispatch from Dehrazi): “bacha bazi,” which are Afghan men’s “dancing boys.” Underage, often poor or fatherless kids become willing “companions” of wealthy men, often for sex. Since young girls are sheltered and chaperoned, only boys are available. Said one man, “You cannot [even] take a wife with you to a party, but a boy you can take anywhere.” The usefulness of a bacha bazi typically ends when he starts growing facial hair, and the boys often drift into becoming pimps or prostitutes.

The most recent government employee to defraud his agency’s worker compensation program (according to prosecutors in Los Angeles) is firefighter Rafael Davis, 35, who received disability payments for about 30 months during 2008-2011 while at the same time engaging in mixed martial arts matches as “The Noodle.” Davis’ record (according to LA Weekly) was 12-2, with seven of those matches coming during his disability period, including six victories.

“MMA” (as noted by the newspaper) requires similar “stamina, muscle and coordination” as is required for firefighting.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS

In Twin Falls, Idaho, in April, Dylan Contreras, 19, became the most recent person arrested while trying to avoid police by giving a fake name (“Velesco”) even though his real name (the one on outstanding warrants) was tattooed in plain sight on his forearm. ■ chuck@mauitime.com

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Rebirth of the Cool J Why I took up skateboarding at age 40 By Anthony Pignataro

ust after sunset one recent Sunday evening, there were a handful of 20-somethings at the Kalama Skate Park in Kihei. While one guy with iPod buds in his ears skated the bowl, a shirtless skater with a lit cigarette in his hand rolled up and over the yellow wooden ramps across the skatepark. That he was even on a board was amazing, since five minutes before he’d taken a nasty spill while jumping a dirt bike off one of the ramps. Later, another guy on a bike told his friend, “I had a successful day; I haven’t fallen once,” shortly before nearly riding into a fourth skateboarder riding off another ramp.

Spills and near-misses aside, all of the riders were clearly young, talented and (with the exception of the smoking) cool. They were cool in ways I never was when I was their age, and never could be again. Their skills were light years beyond anything I was capable of, and yet, somewhere in the back of my mind, there was this crazy notion that they and I weren’t so different after all.

Guess that’s what happens when you buy a skateboard.

A few months ago, after a lifetime of not skating, of not paying any attention whatsoever to skateboards or what we think of as the skateboard culture or even seeing any skateboard videos or films like Lords of Dogtown, I decided that I needed to own a skateboard. And not just any skateboard, but one designed and built on Maui. One that was of Maui, and said it was from Maui. And not only own it, but I needed to learn to ride it.

Why this suddenly happened, I can’t say. I never had a skateboard as a kid. In fact, I don’t recall ever even wanting one. Most of my friends had one, but getting atop one and then riding

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down the street and grinding a curb just never appealed to me.

Maybe my newfound fascination with skateboards had something to do with me seeing a photo, released by the Defense Department and posted on Wikimedia Commons, showing a United States Marine in full battle gear, with rifle and pack and helmet, holding a scuffed green “experimental urban combat skateboard” during a 1999 military exercise. Maybe it was the issues of Transworld Skateboarding that mysteriously started appearing in my mailbox (addressed to someone else, sure, but who am I to refuse a magazine that keeps coming, month after month?). Or, possibly, it had something to do with me turning 40 in April.

In any case, I knew what I was contemplating was somewhat controversial. Ok, very controversial.

“I believe that when you turn 30, you should get off the board for good, and leave skateboarding to others,” Garrison Frost wrote on the blog The Aesthetic in April 2006. “By the time you’re 30, you should own a car, live under a different roof than your parents, have had at least one meaningful relationship, have a job that doesn’t involve working a cash register, own a suit, have a more rational relationship to your parents, not need to get drunk to have fun and be able to hold your own in conversations about real things.

When you ride a skateboard at that age, you communicate to others that you renounce these things, that you wish they did not apply to you. In short, you look like a 30-year-old who wishes he was an 11-year-old.”

And he was talking about guys who turned 30. But 40?

It didn’t matter. I was getting my board. I went online, discovering fairly quickly that Hi-Tech in Kahului is pretty much the only retailer of locally-designed skateboards. I

was there soon after, standing awkwardly in the cave-like skateboard room way in the back of the store with Davey Delong, the store’s skate buyer and team manager. About my height and age, he’s been with Hi-Tech about a decade.

He’s organized local skateboard contests in the past, and he looked like he came right from Central Casting: dark t-shirt and shorts, arms covered in tats, a long dreadlocked ponytail hanging down his back.

The shop was small, but intimidating. There were boards of all shapes and sizes and colors. There were aggressive longboards for downhill runs, and tiny retro boards that looked like neon plastic toys. Over in one corner stood a massive board; tall as a man, it was a like someone had bolted giant trucks onto a wooden surfboard, which is pretty much what it was. It looked like a novelty, but Delong said it could be ridden.

It wasn’t easy, because riders had to walk all over it like old surf guys on their longboards, but it could do amazing things. rowsing among the myriad decks mounted on the walls, I found exactly what I was looking for: a wide modern board with the underside painted glossy black. And in the center between the truck mounting holes was a giant anchor beneath the Hawaiian Islands, surrounded by the words “Hi-Tech Boardshop” and “Maui Hawaii.” I picked up the deck. It was heavier than I had imagined it would be.

“I love this board,” I told Delong.

“Thanks,” he said. “I designed it.”

Delong asked me what I wanted to do with the board. I told him nothing special–no skateparks, no pools, no fancy tricks. I just wanted to ride, straight and smooth. He looked thoughtful, nodded, then got to work attaching grip tape,

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risers, trucks and black wheels made for street riding.

About 20 minutes and $130 later, I was carrying my own skateboard out to my truck.

Delong told me later he’s also in his 40s, but he’s been skating non-stop since he was a kid. He too has heard people saying skateboarding was only for kids, and no “serious” adult would get near one, but he’s watched more and more older guys walking into his shop.

“Skateboarding was ‘outlaw’ back in the ‘80s, but now it’s cool again,” he said. “I’ve heard people saying that people our age shouldn’t be skating, but they’re so far removed, they’re not ever going to get it. But I run into lots of people who may have skated in their youth, back in the ‘80s, and now they want to get back into it. Some guys are getting boards–what they always wanted back when they were kids, that they can put on the wall, and then another one that they’ll actually ride. They typically go for old school pool boards, but longboards are another huge market that’s blown up.” ith new skateparks opening in Lahaina and Hana, there are more places on Maui for people to skate legally, without concern of violating county ordinance 10-52-150 (“No person upon skateboards or similar devices shall go upon any roadway except while crossing such roadway within a crosswalk”) than ever before. They’re also larger, more fun and safer than ever.

But I’m getting ahead of myself. I bought that board from Delong to ride down the street, not fly off the lip of a bowl.

And while it looked badass leaning against the wall of my apartment, I didn’t buy it to be a decoration.

Not knowing anyone offhand who could teach me how to ride (my good friend Chris, who’s a year old than me, still skateboards, but he’s currently stationed with the US Army in Japan, and isn’t really available to give lessons), I went online. There I found Learntorideaskateboard.com, which offers a free download of Learn to Ride a Skateboard, a ridiculously comprehensive and easy to understand video by Eric Muss-Barnes that should be mandatory viewing for anyone contemplating touching a board.

Within minutes of clicking play on my laptop, I was standing on my board in the kitchen, moving myself back

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and forth along the counter, trying to figure out whether I was regular or goofy-footed. Oddly, leading with either my left or right foot seemed to feel the same (ie, weird), so I just decided I was regular footed and stuck with it.

Now I normally wear slippers wherever I go, and while I’ve seen plenty of kids (and adults) riding skateboards in Locals or Surfahs, the thought of my board’s brand new black polyurethane wheels crunching over my toes was enough to get me to lace up sneakers.

“Good luck,” my girlfriend Angie told me as I picked up my board one early Saturday morning and headed for the door.

“Don’t worry,” I said. “I won’t be long.”

Moments later I was standing in the parking lot, the board resting on the seed pod-covered asphalt in front of me. It wasn’t the best place to learn to ride, I know, but carrying my board across the complex to a sidewalk seemed lame. After making sure there were no moving cars around me (and no one walking nearby who might witness a humiliating fall), I gingerly placed my left foot over the trucks near the nose, took a breath and then pushed off.

The board, with me balanced precariously atop it, rolled across the pavement, into the slight gutter depression that ran down the center of the parking lot’s traffic lane, and then back up onto the rockier asphalt. When I came up to a row of parked cars I dropped my right foot back to the ground, and came to a quick stop. I stood there a moment, amazed that I’d somehow ridden the board 20 feet without any kind of mishap, then remembering that kids who aren’t yet 10 can skateboard well, I moved the board around and got on again. was only out about 15 minutes that first morning, riding wobbly but mostly straight lines from one row of parked cars to another. It took me a while to stop reminding myself to keep my knees bent, but eventually I calmed down and just rode. A friend of mine who makes a living teaching people to surf once told me it’s hard to teach analysts to surf because they’re always thinking, and surfing (and, I presume, skateboarding) works only when you stop thinking about what you’re doing.

After buying a cheap skate key and tightening the bushings on the trucks (Delong had warned me that they were pretty loose when I left Hi-Tech), I started riding again and

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again. Sometimes in the early evening hours after work, sometimes on weekend mornings. Each time I rode further and longer. I practiced “carving,” and can pretty much turn either left or right with some degree of confidence, but kickturns still elude me. Eventually I grew so bold I ventured out of the complex and onto sidewalks that took me into the surrounding residential neighborhood. Angie also decided to get into act and bought a pair roller skates, and sometimes we head out together, her on skates and me rolling alongside, just standing on my board while the world rolls past. hen I told one friend I still haven’t fallen, he said it was because I was doing it wrong, and there’s some truth to that.

Falling comes from taking risks, from pushing yourself to try new moves and tricks. But that’s not why I got the board.

Maybe I am going through a midlife crisis. Maybe I am trying to relive a youth I never had in the first place. But I’ll tell you a secret: by definition, no one who rides a skateboard is old. No matter your age, if you’re on a skateboard, you’re not old. Period.

Angie and I learned this during one recent skating trip.

We were a few streets over from our complex, just riding up and down an empty cul de sac. It was about an hour before the sunset when two young girls, maybe eight and 11, rode up to us on inline skates. The four of us skated together in the cul de sac, laughing and having a blast. The younger girl asked to borrow my skateboard, and I let her (after removing her skates, she rode the board barefoot with more skill than I’ve yet mustered). But after getting off, she suddenly looked at Angie.

“How old are you?” the girl asked suspiciously.

“How old do you think I am?” Angie said.

The girl thought a moment. “Twenty.”

“How old do you think I am?” I asked impetuously.

The girl thought again. “Twenty-nine,” she said.

Angie and I looked at each other. No question about it, we’d be skating again and again. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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Giggling, Living Sculptures Watching keiki learn about the arts at Camp Kaluanui By Jen Russo

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uring one recent stop by the Nui No’eau Visual Center campus on a sunny afternoon, I found a group of keiki on the lawn holding brightly colored parachutes in big circles.

They were observing how they caught the wind and made shapes with the fabric. It was a giant, colorful living sculpture that giggled its way across the lawn before disbanding, after which the kids headed down to a printmaking studio for more artistic moments.

In the summer, the serene grounds of the Hui transform into an art school campus packed with kids as young as five, and 200-plus wild imaginations buzzing around, fueled by art supplies and studio time. This incredible convergence of creative minds on Maui happens with a purpose: Camp Kaluanui and the older youth programs seek to harness the power of the arts to improve the Maui community.

“Arts education helps young people perceive and think in new ways,” says Kelly McHugh, director of Youth Programs at the Hui. “[It] provides a form of nonverbal communication that can strengthen the presentation of ideas and emotions, develops intuition, sensitivity, reasoning, imagination and dexterity–plus skills in critical thinking, language and cooperative learning that enables them to recognize new solutions. Our camp programs provide the tools, mentors and space to spark the creativity of Maui’s young artists.”

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The Hui keeps class sizes small at their camps to keep one on one interaction a priority. The kids also get to experience quite a bit of the grounds on the historic Kaluanui estate. Camp drop off and sign in starts at 8:30 to 9am. Once settled, the kids get down to their creative business–namely, morning workshops in ceramics, painting, found object art and sculpture. Later it’s outside time, a picnic lunch on the Hui lawn and exercise activities. In the afternoon, the students trek off to a new art studio where they might try jewelry making, mural making, theater and creative movement, printmaking and everything in between. he Hui supplies plenty of equipment and tools to inspire, equipment that some schools might not be able to offer in their art programs. The teachers also switch off, exposing the kids to lots of different art disciplines and approaches. Materials include metals, wire, found objects created by Mother Nature on the grounds, canvas, posterboard, clay, acrylic, tempra, watercolor, pencil and ink.

These busy hands and minds have the opportunity for exposure to a huge array of diverse mediums in that week, using the professional spaces that the Hui has available. At the end of the week, each student brings home a certificate endorsing their newly learned knowledge of art.

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his year’s summer art camps are themed each week. There’s “On the Wild Side: To the Deepest Depths of your Imagination,” “WWPD (What Would Picasso Do?): Learning from the Masters,” “Radical Rainforest: An Adventure in Cryptozoology,” “Spirited Away, Magical Masks, Dragons, and More!,” “Weird Science: The Art of Invention,” “What Lies Beneath: Uncovering the Underwater Universe” and “Jammin til the Jam is Through, Art Inspired by Music.”

There are also scholarships available for Camp Kaluanui, with applications online at huinoeau.com. McHugh says about a quarter of the students receive tuition assistance.

“As a nonprofit, we rely on charitable contributions to ensure our programs and services are accessible to the largest possible audience,” says McHugh. “With the support of the Hawaii State Foundation on Culture & the Arts, donors through our annual Art Affair benefit, membership dues and other donations, we are able to offer need-based scholarships to children whose families cannot afford tuition.”

To register, go to huinoeau.com or call 808-572-6560. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso

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CAMPS A+ WOOHAWAII SUMMER FUN EMPOWERMENT DAY CAMP - May 28th, 2012 - July 27th, 2012 , Mon-Fri. The perfect balance of fun, adventure, and learning for your kids. Multiple locations in the metro Kihei area. Day camp includes: free skills assessments in math and reading, art lessons, music lessons, martial arts lessons, math tutoring, reading & ELA tutoring, Computer games & fun, and weekly field trips and adventures. Camp Registration is $55–Camp Tuition is $246 per week in advance (Only $226 per week with early registration or group discounts)–minimum four weeks. For Kihei campers, they offer transportation for only $58 per week. Varies. 9am-5pm WooHawaii Tutoring Centers, (95 E. Lipoa St., Suite A203, Kihei); 808-344-8468; woohawaii.com/ summerfun.php SUMMER GYMNASTICS CAMPS - Daily (except Sat & Sun). Experience gymnasticsspecific warmup and then train at respective levels on three Olympics apparatuses per day in our AC facility, selecting from vault, uneven bars, high bar, balance beam and more.

Ages 5-18 (boys & girls). 9am-12pm; 2nd session: noon-3pm. Valley Isle Gymnastics, (250 Alamaha St., Kahului); 808-871-6116; valleyislegymnastics.com TRUE NORTH EQUESTRIAN KIDS’ CAMP - Daily (except Sat & Sun). A horsemanship camp exploring the thrilling world of English hunter/jumper riding, for riders of all ages and abilities. Plus horse-related games and activities, equine care and more. For keiki six-to 13-years-old. 9am-4pm Double Trouble Stables, 808-268-3082; mauitruenorthequestrian.com; mackenzishell@hotmail.com TEEN MUSICAL THEATRE CAMP - Daily (except Sat & Sun) Beginning Monday, May 28 Through Thursday, June 28. This intensive camp provides training in singing, dancing and acting and culminates in performances of Narnia, The Musical June 29-July 8 at Steppingstone Playhouse in Queen Ka’ahumanu Center. No experience necessary. $175. 9am3:30pm Maui Academy of Performing Arts, (81 N. Church St., Wailuku); 808-244-8760; mauiacademy.org OCEAN CAMP: WILD ABOUT WHALES - Daily Beginning Tuesday, May 29 Through Friday, June 1. While Maui’s wondrous humpback whales have already made their way back to their Northern feeding grounds, the campers will focus on their incredible migration and what it means to be a cosmopolitan creature of the sea. (Also check different themed camps all summer long; call for dates) Per day rates: $72; $61 kama’aina rate; $55 PWF member rate. 8am-4pm Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ma’alaea Ocean Store, (300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100); 808-249-8977; pacificwhalestore.org

LISTINGS KAMP KRAZY TALES’ SUMMER DRAMA & MUSIC CAMP - SESSION 1 - Daily (except Mon & Sun) Beginning Tuesday, May 29 Through Saturday, June 2. The Drama Queen & Miss Marti, with ProArts, present a Summer drama and music camp. Students learn fun drama games and music. (Also check out session II June 5-June 8) Ages 5-10+. Tuition is $150, pre-register please.

9am-12pm ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-276-4847; proartspacific.com

YMCA DAY CAMPS: COOKING - Daily Beginning Thursday, May 31 Through Friday, August 31. Learn the basic fundamentals of cooking. Camp may also be available at Camp Nalu in Kihei and Camp One at Pomaikai Elem. 8-13 years. 9:30-11am Camp Moana at YMCA, (250 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808242-9007; mauiymca.org

SUMMER DANCE CAMP - Every Mon, Tue, Wed & Thu Beginning Tuesday, May 29 Through Friday, June 1. Students will learn dance skills in jazz, ballet, hip hop, stage presence, memorization, flexibility, coordination and teamwork. Ages 5-8. $85/week.

9am-12pm Maui Academy of Performing Arts, (81 N. Church St., Wailuku); 808-2448760; mauiacademy.org

LITTLE EXPLORERS’ SUMMER CAMP 2012 - Daily Beginning Friday, June 01 Through Tuesday, July 31. Looking for a unique summer program with fun summer activities? Socializing, imagination, arts and crafts, music, dramatic plays, weekly excursions, jumping castle, speciality classes and more. Ages 2-5. Hourly: $10 / Daily $41.66, Half Day Monthly Rate: $525/ Full Day Monthly Rate: $635. Two locations: 2103 Wells St. and 1050 L. Main St., Wailuku; 808-2442112/ 808-244-2116; littleexplorersmaui.com

PIIHOLO RANCH CAMP SESSIONS - Daily (except Sat & Sun) Beginning Thursday, May 31 Through Friday, August 31. Piiholo Ranch introduces young riders to riding while building confidence and balance. They teach the fundamentals of working safely with horses. Ages five and up. Class size max is eight. Pi’iholo Ranch, (1156 Makawao Ave.); 808-357-1755; piiholo.com

NO KA ‘OI’S HORSEMANSHIP SUMMER CAMP - Daily Beginning Friday, June 1 Through Wednesday, August 1.

Camps include an equitation lesson each day, snacks, games, animal husbandry and gardening. Bring your own lunch.

Ages five and up. 9am-3pm No Ka ‘Oi Horsemanship LLC, (L. Kula Rd.); 808357-1755; nokaoihorsemanship.com

YMCA CAMP KEANAE: GYMNASTICS - Call for Dates. Valley Isle Gymnastics and the Y are teaming up to provide four days of gymnastics summer camp.

Hikes, campfires, games, art projects and swimming will be part of the fun. Get ready to flip out in Keanae! Eight years and up.

YMCA Camp Keanae, (13375 Hana Hwy., Keanae); 808-248-8355; mauiymca.org YMCA CAMP KEANAE: KEIKI SUMMER THEATER - Call for Dates. Enjoy a week long adventure at Camp Keanae, filled with costumes, dialogues, and excitement!

Discover the feeling of stardom by participating in a full length play, performed in front of your family and friends. Ages eight years and up. YMCA Camp Keanae, (13375 Hana Hwy., Keanae); 808-248-8355; mauiymca.org YMCA DAY CAMPS: BASKETBALL - Call for Dates. Shoot and play like a pro!

Campers will learn the fundamentals of basketball through fun games and drills. Camp will be divided by age. Camp may also be available at Camp Nalu in Kihei and Camp One at Pomaikai Elem. 4-13 years. 8:30-10:30am Camp Moana at YMCA, (250 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-242-9007; mauiymca.org HORSEMANSHIP YOUTH DAY CAMPS! - Daily Beginning Thursday, May 31 Through Friday, August 31. This is the best way to get one on one time to work on your specific needs through a custom horsemanship program. Students come away with knowledge and confidence with horses. Correct horsemanship skills are instilled throughout the program. Ages eight and up. 9am-3pm Makani ‘Olu Ranch, (363 West Waiko Road, Wailuku); 808-870-0663; makanioluranch.com

Friday, July 20. Animal Camp is an educational week-long camp, where every day is filled with fun games, crafts, activities, guest filled speakers and time with the animals! Grades 2-5, except for July 9-13 (Grades 5-8). $145/ week (6 one-week sessions). 8am-2pm Maui Human Society, (1350 Meha Meha Loop, Puunene); 808-877-3680; mauihumanesociety.org MAUI SPORTS UNLIMITED SURF CAMP - Every Mon, Tue & Wed Beginning June 4 Through August 31. Our summer kids camp is a great way for kids to learn the sport in a social environment. The big floaty boards are easy to use and the surfers are successful right away. (Also check out their Windsurfing Camp; call for info) Ages 5 and up. 8:3011:30am Kalama Beach Park, (1910 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-280-7060; mauisportsunlimited.com

SUMMER KIDS WINDSURFING 3-DAY CAMPS - Mon-Sat Beginning Friday, June 1 Through Friday, August 31. Love the beach?

Love the ocean? Maui is one of the best places in the world to windsurf! Bring your friends and learn to windsurf at beautiful Kanaha Beach Park. Pick any three days to qualify for our special camp rate. It’s each and fun! Ages 8-15.

9-11:30am HST Windsurfing at Kanaha Beach Park, 808-871-5423; hstwindsurfing.com CAMP KALUANUI: ON THE WILD SIDE: TO THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF YOUR IMAGINATION - Daily (except Sat & Sun) Beginning Monday, June 4 Through Friday, June 8. Geared to stretch minds, exercise imaginations, and introduce new idea-generating techniques, campers paint, build, design, dance, sing and play their way through a balanced variety of artistic activities each day. (Also check out different themed camps all summer long, call for dates). Five-day tuition $215 ($269 nonmember), supply fee $35, single-day tuition (online registration not available) $70 ($88 non-member), supply fee: $7. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com BASKETBALL MAUI NBC SUMMER CAMP - Daily (except Sat & Sun) Beginning Monday, June 4 Through Friday, June 8. Basketball Maui in conjunction with NBC Camps present world class basketball instruction for Maui’s youth. Guest coaches will include NBA star players that will play feature game on June 9, Night of Shooting Stars. Boys & Girls 7-18 years at all levels. 8am-4pm War Memorial Gym, (200 S. High Street, Wailuku); 800-406-3926; basketballmaui.com SUMMER ANIMAL CAMP - Daily (except Sat & Sun) Beginning Monday, June 4 Through

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SUMMER DANCE CAMP - Daily (except Sat & Sun) Beginning Monday, June 04 Through Friday, June 08. The Keiki Dance Club presents “One Love, One Dance,” a one week summer dance camp for kids. Camp includes hip hop, yoga, creative hula, freestyle, story, art, and live conga drumming with Michael Gaughan. Ages 5 and up. 10am-1pm Studio 95 Yoga & Dance, (95 Makawao Ave., Pukalani); 808-205-0908; karynecontreras@gmail.com SEABURY HALL SOCCER CAMP - Daily Beginning Wednesday, June 6 Through Thursday, June 14. The Seabury Hall Soccer Camp kicks off its 33rd year of providing Maui’s youth quality training in soccer fundamentals. Ages 6-15. Register by June 1: $175 per child/$275 per family of two. 8:30am4pm Seabury Hall Campus, (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-7235; seaburyhall.org/soccer EXERGY35 EXPERIENCES SUMMER CAMP FOR KEIKIS - Daily Beginning Monday, June 11 Through Friday, August 3.

Fun physical and cultural fitness & wellness programs, martial arts/self defense, respect/ self confidence building, nutrition, tutoring, creative movements, arts and crafts. Limited to only 12 participants. Ages 5-12. 8am-5pm Exergy35 Fitness Studio, (1993 S. Kihei Rd., #15); 808-357-0660; exergy35.com; exergy35fit@yahoo.com SEABURY HALL SUMMER SCHOOL SESSION I - Daily (except Sat & Sun) Beginning Monday, June 11 Through Tuesday, June 26. Seabury Hall offers Summer Academics, Arts, and Athletics at the beautiful and relaxed Maunalei campus for students entering grades 1-8. 8am-4pm Seabury Hall Erdman Athletic Center, (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-7235; seaburyhall.org/summer THEATRE THEATRE MAUI’S WESTSIDE YOUTH THEATRE CAMP - Daily Beginning Tuesday, June 12 Through Sunday, July 22. TTM’s 20th season of youth theatre camp and culminating shows! Students receive vocal, acting and dance training, plus confidence building skills from professionals. Returning Director Kristi Scott leads the team producing The Wizard of Oz. 4th grade and up. 8:30am-2pm Lahainaluna High School (five weeks) and Westin Maui (final sixth week), (980 Lahainaluna Road, Lahaina); 808-661-1168; ttmwestmaui@aol.com BALLERINA ON STAGE! - Daily (except Sat & Sun) Beginning Monday, June 18 Through Friday, June 22. Themed camp for the youngest dancers. Will include ballet, tumbling, crafts and creative movement games.

Ages 3-5. 9am-12pm Alexander Academy of Performing Arts, (8811 Kula Highway, Kula); 808-878-8970; alexanderacademy.vpweb.com; dance@alexanderacademy.vpweb.com PRINCESS DANCE CAMP / SUMMER DANCE CAMP - Daily (except Sat & Sun)

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Beginning Monday, June 18 Through Friday, June 22. Princesses will be whisked away for a fairy tale morning! We will spend each day as a different princess and enjoy related dancing, stories, activities and crafts. Bring your imagination and your favorite princess gear. Ages 3-5. $125/week. 9am-12pm; Students will learn dance skills in jazz, ballet, hip hop, stage presence, memorization, flexibility, coordination and teamwork, Ages 6-10. $175/ week. 9am-2pm. Maui Academy of Performing Arts, (81 N. Church St., Wailuku); 808-2448760; mauiacademy.org COMPUTER CAMP FOR TEENS - Every Tue, Wed & Thu Beginning Tuesday, June 26 Through Thursday, June 28. Students will produce creative tech products that will help them with school projects, using programs that are free to use or download to their computer. This program is made possible through a grant from the MEDB Ke Alahele Education Fund. 7th-9th grade. 9am-12pm TEACH Maui, Inc., (1215 S. Kihei Rd # O-904); 808344-7026; teachmaui.org SEABURY HALL SUMMER SCHOOL SESSION II - Daily (except Sat & Sun) Beginning Wednesday, June 27 Through Friday, July 13. Seabury Hall offers Summer Academics, Arts, and Athletics at the beautiful and relaxed Maunalei campus for students entering grades 1-8. 8am-4pm Seabury Hall Erdman Athletic Center, (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-7235; seaburyhall.org/summer SUMMER PONY CAMPS - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri Beginning Wednesday, June 27 Through Thursday, July 19. Five years and up. Riding horses, arts and crafts, water play and more! June camps: Wed, Thurs & Fri. July camps: Tues, Wed and Thurs. 9am-2pm Ohana Ranch of Maui, (2055 Naalae Road, Kula); 808-298-5864; ohanaranchmaui.com; ohanaranchmaui@gmail.com AYSO SOCCER CAMP - Every Mon, Tue, Wed & Thu Beginning Monday, July 9 Through Friday, July 13. Using AYSO’s six philosophies and coaching programs, AYSO Soccer Camps work on skills and activities appropriate to age and skill level. Ages 4-16.

Please register online. 9am-12pm Kalama Beach Park, (1910 S. Kihei Rd.); 888-857-6222; aysosoccercamps.org SUMMER SCHOOL CLASSES - Daily (except Sat & Sun) Beginning Thursday, July 12 Through Thursday, June 28. Alg. 2, Geometry, Alg. 1, P.E., Lifetime Fit and Body Conditioning, English 9, 10, 11 and 1/2 credit Health Class. All classes passed successfully will receive one academic DOE credit. Students may choose to take class for enrichment only.

8:30am-12:30pm St. Anthony Junior-Senior High School, (1618 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808244-4190; cmartin@sasmaui.org LIGHTS! CAMERA! - YOU, THE STAR! ONE DAY ACTING CAMP - Date: Thursday, July 19. Acting basics, cold-copy readings, practice audition interviews and create commercial. Be videotaped with friendly critiques and gentle acting tips. Find out about all the careers in the acting/technology fields. Bring

sack lunch. Ages 12-18. 9am-3:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, Laulima Building, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3231; edeventuremaui.com; teacherteacher04@yahoo.com CHOREOGRAPHY CAMP - Daily (except Sat & Sun) Beginning Monday, July 23 Through Friday, July 27. Intermediate and advanced dancers will explore the art of creating dances and have the opportunity to create original choreography. Ages 12+. $195/week. 9am-2pm Maui Academy of Performing Arts, (81 N. Church St.,Wailuku); 808-244-8760; mauiacademy.org

AGRI-ENRICHMENT SURFING GOAT DAIRY’S EVENING CHORE TOUR - Mon-Sat Through Friday, August 31. Assist in our evening chores.

Learn to hand milk a goat, then help with the evening feedings and learn more about our award winning cheeses and how they are made. (Also check out their other interactive family friendly tours) All ages. $12 for kids, $15 for adults. 3-4pm Surfing Goat Dairy, (3651 Omaopio Road, Kula); 808-8782870; surfinggoatdairy.com; info@surfinggoatdairy.com KIDS DAY OUT OR FAMILIES DAY OUT - Call for Dates. Come and spend some quality time together as a family. Enjoy Tussie Mussie (mini bouquet) making and a walking tour for $10 per person plus tax. Walking tours are offered at 9:30 am, 10:30 am, 11:30am, 1pm and 2:30pm. $10 per person plus tax. (Also check out their other interactive family friendly tours) Ali‘i Kula Lavender Farm, (1100 Waipoli Rd., Kula); 808-878-3004; aklmaui.com/default.aspx

CLASSES SUMMER KEIKI ART CLASSES IN KIHEI - Each Wednesday Beginning Wednesday, May 23 Through Wednesday, July 18. Join the Maui Kindness Club and paint animals and plants of Hawaii. Smaller classes with one-on-one help plus group interaction with classmates. Come join this nine-week class and learn basics of drawing and water color. $10 a week, $90 for nine weeks. 3-5pm Kihei Community Center, Small Room by DMV, (303 E. Lipoa St.); 808-879-0025; barbarasteinbergart.com; h2ocolor@webtv.net LEARN TO SWIM PROGRAM W/ SWIM PRO JANET RENNER - MonSat Beginning Tuesday, May 29 Through Thursday, July 26. This program is geared for children who want to learn to swim, become competent swimmers and learn proper technique. Class sessions are scheduled as follows: May 29 and finish by June 16; June 18 and finish by July 7; and July 9 and finish by July 26. Ages 3-10. 808-280-2756; swimprojanet.com; janet@swimprojanet.com SUMMER DANCE SEMESTER - Daily (except Mon & Sun) Beginning Tues-

day, May 29 Through Saturday, July 21.

Classes in pre-ballet, ballet, jazz, tap, hip hop, contemporary, Broadway dance, turns & leaps, dance conditioning for all levels. Ages 3-adult. $115-$150 for 8 classes. Maui Academy of Performing Arts, (81 N. Church St., Wailuku); 808244-8760; mauiacademy.org/sumr.asp FREE SUMMER READING PROGRAM - Mon-Sat Beginning Tuesday, May 29 Through Saturday, July 7. Children of all ages to adults are invited to participate in the Summer Reading Program. Free. Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; l ib ra r iesh awa i i . or g/lo c a t io ns/m au i/ makawao.htm BOLLYWOOD BHANGRA DANCE CLASSES W/ SMITA - Daily Beginning Thursday, May 31 Through Friday, August 31. Experience the popular song and dance of India here on Maui! Smita will teach Bollywood Bhangra dance steps, with lively music, to your guests at all celebrations, gatherings, and special events. 510-473-5143; joyfulheartdancing.com; joyfulheartdancing@gmail.com MAUI MUSIC CONSERVATORY’S MUSIC CLASSES - Daily Beginning Thursday, May 31 Through Friday, August 31. Continuing private piano and voice instruction, group piano classes, and Kindermusik classes (available for babies, toddlers & preschoolers). Maui Music Conservatory, (Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave. #C32, Kahului); 808-893-0707 MAUI YOGA SHALA KEIKI PROGRAM - Daily Beginning Thursday, May 31 Through Friday, August 31. The keiki program at Maui Yoga Shala is designed to provide a foundation of health and creativity for the children of the North Shore. Maui Yoga Shala, (618 Hana Highway, Paia); Ballet & Creative Movement: 808-633-2771, Capoerie: 808-357-5276; maui-yoga.com

COLLEGE FOR KIDS/COLLEGE BOUND’S SATURDAY FUN SERIES: TRENDY CLOTHES FOR YOU: FASHION SKETCHING - Date: Saturday, June 2. Bring a sketch book and pencils and learn basics of Fashion Design sketching so others can interpret your clothing into a fashion reality for the runway; observe other designers’ drawings for inspiration. Grades 7-12. University of Hawaii Maui College, Laulima Building, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3231; maui.hawaii.edu/; teacherteacher04@yahoo.com TAP AND JAZZ DANCE CLASSES & EXERCISE CLASSES - Every Mon, Wed & Sat Beginning Saturday, June 2 Through Friday, August 31. Summer Fun all year ‘round at Judy’s Gang!

Mondays: Children’s Tap/Jazz, ages 3-7 and 8-12 years. Wednesdays: Adult Strength Training with weights. Saturdays: Children’s Tap/Jazz, ages 6-10. Saturday Morning Stretch: 10:30-11:30 am.

Judy’s Gang, Inc., (811 Kolu Street, #104, Wailuku); 808-879-8742 SAT/PSAT/ACT PREPARATION CLASS - Daily (except Sat & Sun) Be-

ginning Monday, June 04 Through Thursday, June 28. This intensive 4 week PSAT/SAT/ACT Prep Course uses the lolani preparation method.

Instruction in Critical Reading, Writing and Math are provided by knowledgeable and distinguished educators: Mrs. Yoshina and Mr. Mukai. 8:3011:30am St. Anthony Junior-Senior High School, (1618 Lower Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4190; cmartin@sasmaui.org SUMMER FUN OF LEARNING - Every Mon, Tue, Wed & Thu Beginning Monday, June 4 Through Thursday, July 26. A summer academic program that focuses on reading, writing, and math that puts the fun into learning. Certified teachers work with students in grades Preschool12th. 9:30am-5:30pm The Learning Center, (33 Lono Ave. Suite 200, Kahului); 808-873-6217; thelearningcenterofmaui. com; thelearningcenterofmaui@yahoo. com COLLEGE FOR KIDS/COLLEGE BOUND 3 DAY SUMMER CLASSES: MAC ATTACK! - Every Tue, Wed & Thu Beginning Tuesday, June 5 Through Thursday, June 7. All things Creative and Mac-iPhoto, iMovie; tickle your creativity, inventiveness; join a class project as well as work on your own. Magical Hands– magic tricks; Warrior Class; Cartooning Fun; Career Paths after High School.

Grades 4-6. 8:30am-4:30pm (Check website for complete listings for all the College for Kids Courses) University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3231; maui.hawaii.edu

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August 31. Professional assessment and instruction: math, reading, writing, Spanish, French, kindergarten prep, SAT prep, ESL and study skills. Ages five-adult. Assessments determine level of instruction.

Flexible scheduling and a variety of rates.

The Reading Clinic Maui, (1043 Makawao Avenue); 808-573-0503; thereadingclinicmaui.com; carlita@thereadingclinicmaui. com

MAUI YOUTH ART OUTREACH CLASSES - Every Mon, Tue, Wed & Thu Beginning Thursday, May 31 Through Friday, August 31. Lahaina Arts Association offers Maui County youth access to the creative arts through education and artistic opportunities. The Maui Youth Art Outreach Program provides free weekly art classes to children and families.

Ages 2-18. 808-661-0111; lahiana-arts.org PRIVATE & GROUP PHOTOGRAPHY CLASSES FOR ALL AGES - Daily Beginning Thursday, May 31 Through Friday, August 31. Be1Vision offers group and private photography classes to students of all ages taught by photojournalist, Krystle Marcellus. They offer educational programming to empower communities, by giving a voice through the art of visual storytelling.2 15-285-9490; krystlemarcellus.com THE READING CLINIC - Mon-Sat Beginning Thursday, May 31 Through Friday,

Valley Isle Gymnastics S i m p ly

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250 Alamaha at Wakea, Suite N3 • Kahului • 871-6116 www.valleyislegymnastics.com • info@valleyislegymnastics.com MAY 24, 2012

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Sharing is Caring at 100 Wines in Lahaina

BY JEN RUSSO

Chef Lyndon Honda

100 Wines

Lahaina Gateway Center 325 Keawe St., Lahaina 808-661-6181

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ringing the holy gastric trinity of bread, cheese and wine is not the only thing 100 Wines in Lahaina is doing well. I’ve had a few groups of friends dine there, and they’ve enjoyed the shared-plate style of dining as well as the European atmosphere. The menu is easy to digest: everything is listed on one page in categories like apps, soups, salads, boards to share, tartines, flatbreads and entrees. But the food delivery is more playful–most dishes come out on dark wooden cutting board looka-likes; the sides and dressings served in jars and ceramics; and the bread comes heated in a paper bag.

“We are so excited to be creating this space here and using it as a new restaurant idea,” says Chef Lyndon Honda. “These dishes are made for sharing. The Brussels sprouts in a jar is an especially beautiful presentation, and the flatbreads are phenomenal.”

Chef Honda makes his own anchovy gar-

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redesigned 100 Wines-style, which is decidedly old world European, as has the front bar and some of the dining room. Dark wood, rustic metal and inky lighting dominate the interior.

The dishes are part pupu, part meal, with sharing-is-caring the dominant philosophy here. The croque madame tartine was an impressive mouthful of melted gruyere cheese, proscuitto, Dijon, a parmesan reduction and soft garlic toast with a fried egg on top. We sliced it into pieces and dug in.

The flatbreads are larger share portions of bread and cheese but more like pizza. The dough is crisp and crusty on the outside with an array of cheeses, meats and veggies on top. They’re served in a long rectangle. Brie and truffle peelings, goat cheese and proscuitto, cured salmon and brie, carmelized onion, portobello mushroom, asparagus and mascarpone all find themselves atop these breads.

The restaurant also serves family style dishes for $17 per person, with a different theme for each day of the week: moules (mussels) and frites on Friday; braised short rib and potatoes on Saturday; flatbreads and wine on Industry Night Sundays; Boeuf Bourguignon and French country bread for Monday; Tuesday is fancy roasted chicken; Wednesday has

lic paneer cheese in the grilled Waipoli farm romaine salad, served with a frozen balsamic granite dressing that liquifies as you sprinkle it onto your greens. The Brussels are served by pouring them out of the jar onto the board.

The Balsamic reduction is a savory, carmelized syrup drizzled over with parm and Shrimp Flatbread pancetta. It’s sweet, salty and structured, all at once.

Escargot, hummus, olives, fries, calamari, eggplant, sardines, nicoise and gazpacho are just a few of the items on the app and salad and soup offerings.

Having a wine and cheese party at a moment’s whim is even easier now, thanks to the wine menu. It lists $7 glasses from seven wine producing countries, or $9 pasta and chianti; and Thursday brings paella wines by grape varietal, or you can choose bottles at $25, $35 or $45 prices. They even and Spanish bread. They also offer a late night have liter-size boxes of wines, all totalling a menu after 10pm on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. hundred wine choices.

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DOWN TO EARTH SALE – Get your shopping bags out for tomorrow’s 35th anniversary sale at Down To Earth. They are giving everyone 35 percent off of their top 35 organic and natural food items all day long. That’s Friday, May 25. It’s all to celebrate 35 years of them operating in Hawaii, and their offering the discount at all their stores across the state. Down to Earth (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; downtoearth.org

FRIDAY, MAY 25 PAIA FIRST FRIDAY – At ART OUT, Paia art galleries, stores and restaurants will showcase a variety of artists, many of whom will be there to provide live demonstrations and answer questions. The art ranges from gyotaku (the practice of using fish as stamps) to henna and everything in between. If you want to get inked, Paia Tattoo Parlor is offering a one-nightonly discount. Live music will abound with Upcountry Celtic playing at Maui Crafts Guild and the acoustic guitar stylings of Aaron Boothe and friends at Letarte. And don’t forget the “Evening of Ukulele” at the Paia General Store Building featuring Hawaiian music mainstays CJ Helekahi and the Hula Honeys, as well as Benny Uyetaki, accompanied by Kalama School keiki. Free. May 25, 6-9pm. Paia; paiamaui.com

TEEN EXPO – Start the summer off right with a day of family fun, live music and delicious food! The day after public school lets out for the summer, head down to the Boys & Girls Club of Maui and celebrate in style with musical guests Josh Tatofi and EKOLU, a Roselani ice cream eating contest, door prizes, teen-friendly products and services and much more at the second annual Teen Expo. The event, put on by the Boys & Girls Club of Maui, the County of Maui, Kiwanis International and Toni Rojas Events, is designed for teens ages 13-20 and promotes healthy lifestyles while emphasizing character building and the prevention of underage drinking. It’s open to all Maui County teens and their families. Free Youth transportation to the event will be provided by MEO. Free. May 25, 11am-5pm. Boys & Girls Club of Maui Central Kahului “Field of Dreams” (100 Kanaloa Ave); 808-242-4363; bgcmaui.org

SATURDAY, MAY 26 ROYAL LAHAINA JAZZ CLUB OPENING NIGHT – You may have caught SLAM! Maui’s premier jazz group before, but starting this Saturday they open at Maui’s new Jazz Club at the Royal Lahaina.

SLAM!, featuring David Choy (saxophone) and Kelly Covington (vocals), will jam till midnight so you can dance, drink and be merry. The Jazz Club on Saturdays will host a prime rib and seafood buffet by Chef Bernardo Salazar, and of course the Royal Lahaina’s amazing cocktails. You can also just drop in for the evening entertainment. Twitter savvy: #JazzClubMaui for first night tweet-up and discounts. $15, $49, $29. 8:30pm. Royal Lahaina Resort (2780 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina); 800-22-ALOHA (222-5642); royallahaina.com

MAUI ROLLER GIRLS SIDESHOW – We’ve seen the Maui Roller Girls (the Crazy 808s, for you fans) absolutely dominate their opponents on the roller rink (or the Boys & Girls Club blacktop, depending on where you are). Now here’s your chance to see them perform in something a bit more refined... or not. “Experience the magic and music of the Maui Rollergirls as you have never seen them before,” states a press release announcing the Maui Roller Girls Sideshow. “Every Maui Rollergirl event is a bit of a carnival, but this time, we are taking it to a whole new level.” That the girls are saying “carnival attire is encouraged” means this is gonna be something to see (there will be a $100 gift certificate to Skin Deep Tattoo for the most elaborate costume). Also featuring DJ Tee and hypnotist Joshua Blue. $10 presale, $15 at the event. Doors open at 8:30pm. Three’s Bar and Grill (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); mauirollergirls.com

SUNDAY, MAY 27 POOLSIDE BUFFET BBQ – Skip Sunday brunch and make it a poolside feast at Makena Beach Resort. Their newly resurfaced deck has umbrellas, chairs and tables waiting for you to enjoy their gourmet poolside spread for $25 all weekend long. Ribs, hot dogs, chili, sliders, corn on the cob, greens and pie. On Memorial Day they will have live music. Drink specials and sunscreen are extra. 12-5pm Makena Beach & Golf Resort, Pool Bar & Grille, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-874-1111; makenaresortmaui.com

MAUI FRINGE FESTIVAL – Feeling a little thesbian today?

Good, because it’s final day for the theatric art and underground performances at the Maui Fringe Festival. See original one-act plays featuring local and mainland playwrights. It started Friday, and this is your last chance. $10 individual ticket, $50 VIP pass. 3-9pm. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com

MONDAY, MAY 28 MEMORIAL DAY BIKER RUN & BIKE RODEO – Honor your Veterans of Foreign Wars with a black top cruise and wheeled rodeo. Bring your two- or fourwheel street machine to Burger King in Kahului at 9am (the ride starts at 10).

After the island road cruise, the bike rodeo begins with events like a keg push, weenie bite, balloon toss, slow race and balance beam, all done on your wheels and all at the Kihei VFW Hall. Anyone can join the rodeo fun, tickets are just $20 and that includes your lunch, rodeo and live music. 9am. Veteran of Foreign Wars (2110 Uluniu Rd., Kihei); aphamj001@hawaii001.rr.com

SUMMER CAMPS START! – Check our handy camp listings on page 10 to figure out what to do with your kids this summer. Valley Isle Gymnasitics Camps start today where your child can train at their own level with three Olympic apparatuses and awe-inspiring coaches.

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TUESDAY, MAY 29 HELP THE HUMPBACK – Whale Season may be over, but just because the jet skis are whizzing off shore doesn’t mean the hard work is done. Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary is recruiting volunteers on the island of Maui. This stuff is not as hardcore as swabbing the deck on a Sea Shepherd boat, but it can be just as rewarding. Sign up for training and then maybe you too can join an active and dedicated cadre of sanctuary volunteers.

Free. 6-8pm. Kihei Learning Center Conference Room, (726 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-2818 Ext. 30

TACO TUESDAY – Please help honor the international appeal of the taco on its name day, which is Tuesday. It’s easy, really–just go to your nearest cantina and let them do the rest. Ocean’s offers tacos for $2.50, Diamonds has them for a buck (3-5pm) as does Haui’s Lifes a Beach (9pm), while Ale House and Spanky’s has them for $2 each. Eat them where you will, get them crunchy or soft, meat-filled or not, knock ‘em back with a beer or horchata, but just do it on Tuesday. You’ll be glad you did.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 30 DREAM IT OR SCHEME IT – This Wednesday kicks off the Peter & Melinda Wing experience at public libraries across the island. This husband-and-wife duo love to tell stories and sing play music. Their “Dreamers and Schemers: Folks with Big Ideas!” is interactive, with lots of humorous stories, songs and skits derived from traditional folklore and music. Free. 10-11am.

Wailuku Public Library, (251 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-243-5766; librarieshawaii.org

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GROW AND COOK MUSHROOMS – This month’s installment of Slow Food Education brings mushroom expert Richard Cruse of Ecological Edibles to Maui to talk about the delicious nutritional importance of this famous fungal food source. In fact, you can grow them in a home mushroom sack or outdoor mushroom bed. “This will be a starter course that will help open the interests for future advanced classes that will teach people how to make their own spawn, create their own cultures and isolate wild or outdoor samples,” says Cruse. Each session cost $15 for Slow Food Maui members and $20 for non-members. 6-7:30pm. Maui Culinary Academy, P‘ina Building (310 W. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului); www.slowfoodmaui.org

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THE DICTATOR - R - Comedy - Sacha Baron Cohen stars as a ruthless (though dumb) North African dictator desperately trying to hold onto power. 83 min.

THE FIVE YEAR ENGAGEMENT - R - Romance Isn’t it nice when a movie’s title really sums the whole thing up? Starring Jason Segel and Emily Blunt. 124 min.

THE HUNGER GAMES - PG13 - Sci-Fi - Jennifer Lawrence stars as a young woman living in a futuristic world where teens are entered into a kill-or-be-killed contest for entertainment. Huh. Sounds like public high school. 142 min.

THE PIRATES! BAND OF MISFITS - PG - Animation It’s a cartoon about pirates. What more do you want? 88 min.

THINK LIKE A MAN - PG13 - Comedy - All is fair in love and war--including reverse-reverse-reverse psychology based on Steve Harvey’s (real) book Act Like A Lady,Think Like A Man. 123 min.

THE THREE STOOGES - PG - Comedy - Eh, Farrelly brothers! You know, audiences could at least respect you for Dumb & Dumber, which paid homage to this seminal slapstick trio. But straight-up ripping them off is just lame. Nyuknyuk? Try tsk-tsk. Da original is Moe bettah. 92 min.

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GYPSY PACIFIC - Thu. Mulligan’s on the Blue is proud to present a two night reunion of one of the great bands that has graced our stage. $30 pupu buffet & show, $15 show only. 7-9pm Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com RANDALL ROSPOND’S “LEGENDARY UNKNOWN” - Fri, May 25. The Legendary Unknown will include Danny Meaola, Jimmy C, Bruce Boege and Randall Rospond. This exciting new project focuses on improvisation in a most funky, jazzy, bluesy and psychedelic way. Trish the Dish will MC w/ other special surprise happenings. 10pm-1am Three’s Bar & Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; threesbarandgrill.com

MAUI ROLLER GIRLS PRESENT SIDESHOW - Every Maui Rollergirl event is a bit

of a carnival, but this time, they are taking it to a whole new level. Featuring performances

by The Maui Roller Girls, Hypnotist Joshua Blue and DJ Tee. Carnival themed drink specials all night!. $10 presale, $15 at the door.

8:30pm Three’s Bar & Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; facebook.com/MauiRollerGirls

DAVID PAUL’S 3RD ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION - David Paul’s is celebrating a 3rd anni-

versary at their new location with a fundraiser for Make My Day Hawaii. Event includes 80’s dance music by DJ Toben and Fuzzbox Productions, $5 drink specials featuring 808 Vodka and complimentary bar snacks. $10 cover. 10pm-1:30am David Paul’s Island Grill, (900 Front St. Suite A101, Lahaina); 808-662-3000; davidpaulsislandgrill.com

JAZZ CLUB MAUI PRESENTS SLAM! - Sat, May 26. Jazz Club Maui combines great food and drinks, top shelf music with host band, SLAM! featuring David Choy and Kelly Covington, and a sophisticated, yet inviting, lounge experience for a fun and memorable night out. Admission only or Dinner & Drink Packages are available. 8:30pm Royal Lahaina Resort, (2780 Kekaa Dr.); 808-661-3611 SAVING CADENCE, SHATTERBOMB & HARMONIC RESONANCE - Sat, May 26. Ocean’s Beach Bar & Grill will be hosting a night of music you will definitely want to check out, featuring two of Oahu’s finest alternative rockers Saving Cadence and Shatterbomb, plus Maui’s own groove rock dance machine Harmonic Resonance. $10. 9pm Ocean’s Beach Bar & Grill, (1819 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-2414 2012 MAUI INVITATIONAL MUSIC FESTIVAL PRESENTS CLASSICAL MUSIC CONCERT - Sat, May 26. The public is invited to enjoy performances by some of Maui’s best classical musicians and students.

Maui Brass Ensemble under the direction of Lisa Owen, harpist Tatyana Shapiro-Leiste, and soprano Lisa Paulson are featured. Free. 6:30pm Baldwin Home, (Front St., Lahaina); 808-283-3576; aecg.org

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lar Maui cast. Th, F and Sat: 7:30 pm, Sun.: 3:00 pm (No performance 5/20), Kama’aina Nights: 5/19, 24 and 31. Adult $20, Student and Kama’aina Nights $15 (Must have valid HI I.D.). 7:30pm ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; proartspacific.com MAUI FRINGE FESTIVAL - Every Sun, Fri & Sat. Maui OnStage’s 2nd annual art festival marathon of original oneact plays featuring local and mainland playwrights. Join us for 3 days of great performances as well as delicious food from Whole Foods Market. F 7-11 pm/S & Sun. 3-9 pm. $10 individual ticket, $50 VIP pass. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com

FOODIE

DOWN TO EARTH’S 35TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION SALE! - Fri, May 25. Celebrating 35 years of service to Hawaii by offering 35% off regular price 35 best selling items! All vegetarian, organic and natural food that is good for you and the environment. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; downtoearth.org MEAT VS. SEAFOOD GRILL MASTER BATTLE - Sat, May 26. Join us for a unique show down between the Meat Team and Seafood Team as they grill up their best and most delicious BBQ grinds for purchase. The Team who sells the most wins, so vote with your dollar for the Maui Grill Master! Free. 11am-3pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui MOUTH WATERING WEDNESDAYS - Wed, May 30. Come and try free samples of what is in season, new or has got us excited each week. Free. 4pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND POOLSIDE BUFFET BBQ CELEBRATION - Daily. A weekend-long Memorial Day BBQ celebration at Makena Beach & Golf Resort’s Pool Bar & Grille. Enjoy gourmet takes on the classic chillin’ and grillin’ BBQ fare with a colorful summer inspired menu served buffet, drink specials and live entertainment. $25 per person (not including tax or gratuity). 12-5pm Makena Beach & Golf Resort, Pool Bar & Grille, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-874-1111; makenaresortmaui.com BLUES & BRUNCH W/ R.E. METOYERS BLUES ROCK & SOUL REVUE - Sun, May 27. Live music.

No Cover. 11am-3pm The Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; hardrock.com

TICKETS ON SALE STELLA’S SUPPER CLUB WITH ANUHEA - Fri, Jun 1. A 4-course dinner featuring live music by Anuhea.

First seating: 5:00 pm. Second seating: 8:00 pm. $60. 5pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com MASQUERADE, A VENETIAN MASQUERADE BALL - Fri, Jun 1. An evening of performance art & dancing with a Blacklight Burlesque show by Ultraviolets and Body Art show by Rachel G & Extravadancers. After show party till 1:30 am in venue with DJs Paul Gotel & Satdeva. Dress to impress - Bring your own mask!. $20 advance. 8:30pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; divadeva/ eventbrite.com BIG ISLAND JAZZ & BLUES FESTIVAL - Sat, Jun 2. An incredible weekend of award winning Jazz and Blues music at The Big Island Jazz & Blues Festival.

Various brunch and dinner events will be held Thurs-

day-Sunday. $60 GA / VIP Tables Available. 4-9pm Mauna Kea Beach Hotel, (62-100 Mauna Kea Beach Dr., Kamuela); 808-882-7222; bigislandjazzandbluesfestival.com RECALLING HAWAI’I - Sat, Jun 2. Recalling Hawai‘i is a multi-media chronicle awakening the past, the now and the future of Hawai‘i. Presenting oli, mele and hula under the creative direction of Roselle Keli‘ihonipua Bailey. $25/adults, $15/keiki 12 yrs & under (in advance), $30/adults, $20/keiki (on show day). 6:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org STELLA’S SUPPER CLUB WITH JOHN CRUZ - Fri, Jun 8. A 4-course dinner featuring live music by John Cruz. $60. 6pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779;stellablues.com

EVENTS

THURSDAY, MAY 24

POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage.

Free. 7pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

FRIDAY, MAY 25

2ND ANNUAL TEEN EXPO “SUMMER KICKOFF” - This annual event will include door prizes,

Roselani ice cream eating contest, donut eating contest, food booths and teen-friendly product and service providers will be on hand. Featured entertainment is Maui’s own EKOLU with opening by Josh Tatofi!. Free. 11am-5pm Boys and Girls Club of Maui Central “Field of the Future”, (100 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-242-4363; bgcmaui.org

ANNUAL MAYOR’S LUNCHEON WITH MAYOR ALAN ARAKAWA - $36 for Chamber

members, $46 for Non-members/guests. 11am1:30pm King Kamehameha Golf Club Course, The Waikapu Ballroom, (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-244-0081; mauichamber.com

“I AM NOT A HIPSTER” SNEAK PEAK AND Q&A - Akaku: Maui Community Televi-

sion is hosting a Media Salon with Destin Daniel Cretton, the writer and director of “I Am Not A Hipster.” The media salon will include a “sneak peak” of his film followed by a short Q&A segment. Free. 5-7pm Akaku Community Television, (333 N. Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; iamnotahipster.com/#film; info@akaku.org

ART OUT AT PAIA FOURTH FRIDAY -

Art Out is Paia’s night to celebrate and showcase all its talented artists. There will be artist demonstrations including live model sculpting & painting, tattoo, Gyotaku, etching, and photography. Visit each gallery in town for a chance to win fantastic art prizes. Free. 6-9pm Turnbull Fine Art, (137 Hana Hwy., Paia)

KAMA’AINA NIGHTS W/ KAWIKA ORTIZ - Join us for a night of wonderful entertain-

ment, food/product sampling from merchants, and giveaways from the stage. Sponsored

by KPOA. Free. 6-8pm Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

AN EVENING OF ‘UKULELE - Paia is gearing

up for another fun 4th Friday town party. This time it will include an “Evening of Ukulele,” featuring Hawaiian music mainstays CJ Helekahi and the

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Pi’ilani Arias 5-9pm; no cover

“I Want Candy” 80s Rock Band 9:30pm; no cover

Flashback Saturdays Dance Party w/ DJ Z 9:30pm; no cover

Sunday Skool Nightclub w/ DJ Jamn J, DJ Blinky and MC Bishop 10pm; no cover

MON - Live Happy Hour Music, 4-7pm TUE - Pi’ilani Arias, 5-8pm / WED - Teri Garrison, 4-8pm; Karaoke Night w/ Braddah Francis, 8pm (all sets no cover)

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Jamie Gallo, 7pm / Sarah S.’s Birthday w/ DJ Kurt,10pm (both sets no cover)

Whatever You Want w/ DJ AstroRaph 10pm; no cover

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Ultra w/ DJ CIA 10pm; no cover

MON - Guest DJ, DJ AstroRaph / TUE - Dirty House Tuesdays w/ DJ LaRage / WED - Maui’s HI-5 Night (S.I.N.) w/ DJs Del Sol & CIA (all sets 10pm; no cover)

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Ladies Night w/ DJ Kamikaze 10pm-close; no cover

BLUE LAGOON

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CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL

Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

CASANOVA

DJ JAYCEEOH (Los Angeles) w/ DJ Sweet Beets, 9:30pm; $10

Island Soul V, Omar & The Soultones feat. Maui Hip Hop Movement 9:30pm; $10

CHARLEY’S

Celebrate 4th Friday Paia w/ Nuff Sedd 10pm; $10

Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover

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142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE

Sam Ahia 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dave Caroll / TUE - Jordan Cuddy / WED - Ekolu Kalama (all sets 7-9:30pm; no cover) WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: “Back to the Future: w/ DJ Blast & Chilltown Productions, 10pm; $10

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter D, 7:30-10pm / TUE - Live Jazz, 7:3010pm / WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Pool Tournament 6:30pm; no cover

Jus’ Us 9:30pm; no cover

Andy Kaina 8pm; no cover

Pool Tourn. 6:30 / Sunday Funday, 10pm; no cover

MON - Gomega / TUE - Rampage WED - Jukebox Party (all sets 10pm; no cover)

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Quiz Night 8pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Jessica and Kanoa 8pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6pm; no cover

MON - Glen Awong / TUE - Big John WED - Dance Party (all sets 8pm; no cover)

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH

Rampage 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Pa’amana 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm-close / TUE - Music videos w/ DJ H, 9pm-close / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm-close (all sets no cover)

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DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

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Industry Night w/ DJ Kurt & DJ Trvr, 9pm-12am (both sets no cover)

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Hula Honeys, as well as Benny Uyetaki, accompanied by Kalama School keiki. Free. 6:30-10pm Paia General Store Building, (149 Hana Hwy., Paia)

SPALICIOUS NIGHT AT THE GRAND SPA

- Maui’s most elegant and well known spa hosts an evening of socializing and pampering for the ladies. Access to hydrotherapy circuit, chocolate spa mini treatments, and sinful desserts combine in a night for your inner diva. $60, 6-12 $30.

8pm Grand Wailea Resort & Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234; grandwailea.com

SATURDAY, MAY 26 SUMMER JOB FAIR - Looking for a Sum-

mer job? A new job? A part-time job? This is the place to be! Many of Maui’s employers will be here with job information and some will be interviewing the same day. Bring your resume and your smile!. Free. 10am-2pm Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

LAHAINA SENIOR CITIZEN MAY DAY PROGRAM - Dance takes center stage with a May Day program from Lahaina-Honolua Senior Citizens Club. Free. 11am Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

WAYNE MONIZ’S “BEYOND THE REEF” READING - Wayne Moniz, author of Beyond

the Reef: Stories of Maui In The World, will be reading from his just released book. Joining Wayne will be James Presbitero and the musical Hawaiian stylin’ of Jes’ Us. Free.

2-4pm Barnes & Noble, (325 Keawe #101, Lahaina); 808-662-1300; barnesandnoble.com

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CLASSIC CARS & NA KOA IKAIKA PRO BASEBALL TEAM - Meet the team at their

“Meet and Greet Players & Victory Girls” event.

Merchandise and tickets available for purchase and there will be “enter to win” drawings for lots of goodies! Plus, Maui Classic Cruisers car club will be having another cruise night.

Free. 6pm Lahaina Gateway, (305 Keawe St., Lahiana); 808-661-3311; lahainagateway.com

DOOMA’S 4TH ANNUAL PHOTO SLIDESLOW - Music by Marty Dread & Sounds of Ad-

Karaoke

WED - Karaoke

Free. 10am-2pm Maui Mall - Center Court, (70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); mauimall. com/FamilySundays.htm; info@mauimall.com

cated cadre of sanctuary volunteers!. Free.

6-8pm Kihei Learning Center Conference Room, (726 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-2818 Ext. 30

FAMILY MAGIC - All-ages comedy and magic

‘UKULELE LESSONS - Learn some strumming

with Lauro Castillio. Free. 11:30am Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

LINE DANCING MAUI PANIOLO POSSE - Free. 4:30pm Lahaina Can-

diction followed by DJ Kid Continental! Live filming, Paparazzi, 4 of Maui’s sexiest gogo’s from the Party Rock Hunnies and Money Mike & Philly B on M.I.C. control. No cover. 6pm Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808

nery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com ART-BQ - Every Sunday, enjoy free food, libations (it’s mostly BYOB, but there’s always a little champagne in the cooler), and a showcase of Guy’s latest artwork. Free. 6:30pm Guy Junker Art Studio, (Emerald Plaza, 106 Kupuohi St. B-1, Lahaina); 808-661-0923; guyjunker.com

THE MAUI ART HALE GRAND OPENING - Kihei welcomes Maui’s newest venue

MONDAY, MAY 28

for contemporary art. Exhibiting an exciting collection of work from an impressive roster of the island’s established and emerging artists. The Maui Art Hale invites you to join them in celebrating their Grand Opening! Free.

7-10pm The Maui Art Hale, (95 Lipoa Street, South Maui Center, Kihei); 808-344-1298

SUNDAY, MAY 27 MAUI MALL FAMILY SUNDAYS - Join us for a fun afternoon with games, keiki activities and prize giveaways. We have partnered with the Maui Mall to promote and celebrate students who have excelled in Science & agriculture. Free healthy snacks for all participants.

LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S BANYAN TREE ART FAIR - Under the shade of Lahaina’s

techniques and impress your friends. Free. 5:30pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

WEDNESDAY, MAY 30 WINGS PRESENTS “DREAMERS AND SCHEMERS” - Peter & Melinda Wing, a husband-and-wife duo of storytellers and musicians, will present “Dreamers and Schemers: Folks with Big Ideas!” The event will feature interactive and humorous stories, songs, and skits derived from traditional folklore and music. Free.

10-11am Wailuku Public Library, (251 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-243-5766; librarieshawaii.org

OCCUPY WALL STREET MAUI GENERAL ASSEMBLY MEETINGS - The

famous banyan tree, over 50 select Maui artists show and sell their work. Find unique treasures including jewelry, art, hand-sewn items, candles and time travel at the Historic Old Lahaina Courthouse. Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf Street, Lahaina); visitlahaina.com

group says the primary issue they address is “eliminat(ing) the influence of money, lobbyists and corporations who ‘appear to put profit above people’, from our political system. Want to get involved? Simply attend one of their weekly Wed. meetings. Free. 5-7pm Great Lawn, University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); maui.hawaii.edu/

TUESDAY, MAY 29

MAUI LIVE STAGE SHOW - Free. 6-8pm Queen

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SLACK KEY SHOW – MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN MUSIC - George Kahumoku Jr. hosts

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Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

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WED - Jordan Tolentino, 9pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts, 7pm

Eight Track Players, 7pm

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MON - Kawika / TUE - Da Hawaiians / WED - Gina Martinelli (all sets 7pm)

1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Barefoot Minded 8-10pm; no cover

1810 / Sam’s Jazz All Stars, 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; no cover

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (all sets no cover)

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136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

MON - Farzad & Mike Madden / TUE - Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Guest Performer (all sets 7pm-close; no cover)

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

Bad Kitty, 7pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE LAHAINA CAFE

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Open Mic Night w/ Johnny Ringo 10pm; no cover

JAY’S PLACE KAHALE’S

Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover

Free Karaoke w/ Danny DJ 10pm-12am; no cover

Pool Tournament 7-9pm

MON - Trivia Night w/ John, 7-9pm / TUE - Open Mic w/ Kenny, 10pm-12am / WED Megatouch Game Day w/ Katie, 7-9pm

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke

Live Music

DJs & Go-Go Dancers

TUE - Free Karaoke

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR

Eric Dotterer 7-9pm; no cover

Kahala 7-9pm; no cover

Steve Sargenti & Estee Graham, 7-9pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic Night, 6-10pm; no cover WED - Mojomana, 7-9pm; no cover

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Fulton Tashombe & The Maui Jazz All-Stars, 7-10pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S KIHEI

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

LULU’S LAHAINA

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

Salsa Night w/ Neto & Barbara Peraza, 8-11pm / DJ Nexus 11pm-close

Requesola w/ Rob & Ron = R2, 6:30-9:30pm / DJ Nexus 10pm-close

Camp Savage 7:30-9:30pm / DJ AstroRaph, 10pm-close

Howard Ahia 6-8pm; no cover

Latin Night w/ DJ Danny 9pm-close; $5

STATUS w/ DJs Big Mike and Money Mike 10pm-close; $10

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

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MON - The Benoits / TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae (all sets 6-9pm)

Gypsy Pacific 7-9pm; $15

Sebrina Baron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

The Sirens 6:30-9pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers w/ Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley + Irish dancing lessons 6:30-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dan & Anne from Annie and the Orfinz, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover TUE - Brenton Keith, 7-9pm; no cover WED - Willie K, 7-9pm; Dinner & Show $65

Next Level Entertainment presents Bottoms Up Fridays, 10pm; no cover

Saving Cadence, Shatterbomb and Harmonic Resonance, 10pm; $10

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2414

hosted by Da Ukulele Boyz, a different guest artist is featured each week. Dinner/show package available with Sea House Restaurant (adjacent to the concert hall; 5:30pm seating). $39.99. 7:30-9:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; slackkey.com / napilikai.com

ART

REFLECTIONS: CONTEMPORARY GLASS ART IN HAWAI’I - Mon-Sat. Hui

No’eau presents a biennial survey of the finest contemporary glass art in Hawaii. The exhibition challenges artists to explore this beautiful medium in all its forms. Free. 10am-4pm Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com

ARTIST IN THE EASEL - Daily (except Sun &

Tue). Currently featuring Belinda Leigh (Mondays).

Daryl Millard, winner of the 2011 Lahaina Action Town Committee annual art contest (Wednesdays & Saturdays). Davo, local pop artist (Thursdays & Fridays). Free. 5-9pm Gallerie 505, (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-3537; gallerie505.com

ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE: KATHLEEN O’BRYAN - Every Mon & Fri. Kathleen

O’Bryan will be painting in pastel in the gallery.

Free. 1:30-4:30pm Maui Hands, Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; mauihands.com

ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE: JAY GOODWIN -

Fri, May 25. Jay Goodwin will be painting in watercolor. Free. 4:30pm-7:30am Maui Hands, Lahaina, (612 Front St., Ste. D); 808-667-9898; mauihands.com

ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE: JOEL HEINZ - Sat, May 26. Joel Heinz will be demonstrating his tapa painting techniques. Free. 11am-2pm Maui Hands, Kaanapali,(200 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-667-7997; mauihands.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937.

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Ekolu Kalama 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Sam Ahia 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-

10pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter deAquino 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

PAUL’S ISLAND GRILL - Every Sun & Mon, David Wolfe 6:30-9pm. (900 Front St. Suite A101, Lahaina); 808-662-3000.

DAVID

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm; Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sun, Fausto 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Fri, “Wild Hawaiian” Henry Kapono 5-7pm.

(130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

Kawika Ortiz, 7-9:30pm / DJ Kamikaze, 10pm-close

WED - Sebrina Barron, 7-9pm; Ladies’ Night w/ DJ La Rage, 10pm-close MON - All Access DJs, 10pm; $10 / TUE - DJ Blast, 9:45 pm; $5 / WED - Open Mic w/ Red & Catfish 9:30-close; no cover

HULA GRILL - Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest

Pua’a 11am; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Kulewa 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika, Roy & Albert 6:30pm; Sat, Ron, Ikaika & Damon 1:30pm; Sat, Ben & Glenn 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Glenn 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian Trio 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback & Junior Lacuesta 1:30pm; Tue, Damon & Danyel Alana 4pm; Tue, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku & Peter DeAquino 6:30pm; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P, Lahaina); 808-667-6636.

Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:309:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:309:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD & Friends

3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue,

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Wed & Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Barefoot

Minded 8-10pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake and Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA CAFE - Fri, Alex L Calma 7-9pm.

(843 Wainee St Unit 1 & 2, Lahaina); 808-667-6655.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry

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Dan & Anne 7-10pm; no cover

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Kenny Roberts 9am-12pm; no cover

Jordan Tolentino & Gordon Samuelson 9-21pm; no cover

Ladies’ Night

Andy Kaina and Kaina Kountry Band 8:30pm; no cover

The Black Power Band 8:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ Toby 4pm; no cover

Ah-Tim 4-6pm; no cover

Ahumanu 4-6pm; no cover

3rd Annual Celebration of Ray Ennis’ Life w/ Maui Pranksters performing Grateful Dead, 8pm; $8

MON - Tom Cherry & Mike Finkewiecz, 4-6pm TUE - Tom Conway, 4-6pm / WED - Randall Rospond, 4-6pm / David Choy & Slam Band, 7-10pm (All sets no cover)

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41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 874-6115

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133

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505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

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Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm.

(100 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Tue,

Fierce, Alternative Night w/ DJ Blast 9:30pm-2am; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Fri, Marvin Tevaga 6-9pm; Tue, “Lahaina Idol” karaoke with Troy 9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue),

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm.

(1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

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(200 Kapalua Drive); 808-669-9600.

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the Rocks 5-8pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 5:308:30pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm.(4465HonoapiilaniHwy.,Lahaina);808-669-8889.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Mon & Wed, Al-

bert Kaina 7-9pm; Sat, Coelho Morrison 7-9pm; Sun, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm. (5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili); 808-669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm; Tue, “Glee” on the big screen 7pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm. (300 Maalaea Rd. #1M); 808-243-2286.

Karaoke/Family Night 6pm; no cover

Live Music 8pm-12am; no cover

Open Mic Night 9pm; no cover

Randall Rospond’s “Legendary Unknown” 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke

TUE - DJ LX / WED - Ladies’ Night w/ The ADD Twins (all sets 10pm - close; no cover) WED - Clay Mortensen, 7-10pm; no cover MON - Mahalo Mondays / WED Free Pool & Karaoke, 6pm-close

Live Music 5:30-7:30pm; no cover

WED - Brenton Keith & His Bag O’Tricks; 7pm; no cover

Maui Rollergirls Presents “Side Show” 9pm; $15

Acoustic Session w/ Gerit Williams 9pm; no cover

WED - The House Shakers 8:30pm; no cover

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& Thu, Gypsy Pacific 7-9pm; Fri, Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, The Sirens 6:30-9pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers w/ Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, Dan & Anne from Annie and the Orfinz 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Joel Katz 5:30-6:30pm; Wed, Willie K 7-9pm; Tue, Brenton Keith & His Bag O’Tricks 7-9pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

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DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Mon, Glen Awong 6pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Junior Lacuesta

Mon & Thu, Wolf 6-8:30pm; Fri, Ryan Robinson 6-8:30pm; Wed, Francois 6-8:30pm.

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works 5:30-7:30pm; Fri, Twisted Hips Belly Dancing 6-8pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

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Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Island favorites with Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Girls Night Out with Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Music by Rama 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860.

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Relationships require change. It’s one thing when it’s an annoying habit or two that you’ve been asked to curb, and quite another when it’s a fundamental aspect of who you are (unless that happens to be something you’ve seriously wanted to change, on your own (hurray, you now have support!)). It’s up to you to assess whether requested changes are realistically achievable, or if they’re not something you want or feel able to do anything about. So what’ll it be? Can you be the version of you they want? If not, it’s simple. Walk away—because who they want is actually someone else.

Since you’re one of the most excitingly dynamic signs in the zodiac, it’s always surprising when you’re astonished or put out by changes in others. Perhaps it’s because you’re used to being the one who’s able to turn on a dime and transform yourself to suit any new situation, relationship, or interest. When someone else undergoes that kind of rapid metamorphosis, it can freak you out. This week, someone you know is turning over a new leaf, getting a drastic makeover, or pursuing a radical new direction.

It’d be nice if you could get on board, so don’t freak out too long.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Expecting people to show up to relationships without any baggage is unrealistic. However, it’s reasonable to hope that their emotional luggage isn’t too heavy a burden. Expect a carry-on or two—who travels without those, these days? When they show up with a full set of Samsonite and a trunk, though, it’s time to give yourself a reality check. Is this stuff you’d be willing to help carry for more than the few yards from here to a taxicab? If you’re not willing to shoulder this burden, don’t try—dropping it half a mile down the road won’t be doing anyone any favors. Instead, put it down now, and walk on, unencumbered.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Your competitive streak can inspire you to achieve greatness.

However, when you don’t exercise proper judgment, it can also compel you to participate in ridiculous follies. Trying to outdo someone at something no one else cares about, for example, is ultimately going to make you look foolish—ironically, especially if you win. Go ahead and be joyfully and playfully competitive; it’s fun, after all, as long as you don’t get so results-oriented that you become a sore loser. It’s also a great source of fuel for your tank—just make sure you’re pointed in the right direction before you hit the gas.

Even if you weren’t the one who did any wrongdoing, you could be blamed for allowing it to happen and not offering even some token resistance or objection. Don’t expect someone who suffered to simply forget the fact that you stood idly by, even if you felt helpless or powerless at the time. Standing up for what’s right is almost always a good thing to do. Sure, there’s something to the concept of picking your battles—however, remember if you choose not to fight one, those who do fight it may no longer consider you their ally.

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You’re not exactly suffering through a jail sentence, though it may feel like that at times. Luckily, like most prison terms, this situation has an end date, too. Though the date of your release may feel like it’s eons away, have faith that it will come, and that you’re drawing closer to it every day. Also, bear in mind that just like many sentences of imprisonment, this unpleasant situation can be shortened dramatically by exhibiting extremely good behavior. And if it’s really and truly unbearable, consider this: a prison break is always possible. Just be sure you take into account the potential consequences of such a drastic measure (especially if it fails) before you give it a go.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Children get very attached to certain objects like blankets or dolls, and cling to them whenever they feel upset, scared, or insecure. Of course, as we grow, we learn to shed these comforts, but often they’re replaced by other, perhaps subtler or more intangible ones. What’s your security blanket? It’s okay if you have one, but try to make sure it’s something that’s ultimately good for you (in other words, not a martini or a cigarette). If it is something that’s probably not a positive force in your life, start weaning yourself off of it today. If you can go without a replacement, that’s great. If you need one, try to make it something good for you—like exercise, or salad.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

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You’re making the wrong wishes, Pisces. How do I know? It’s because every time one of your desires is fulfilled, you’re still dissatisfied. That’s because many of your dreams and wants have been thrust upon you—by clever advertisements, compelling lovers, or other circumstances. Some of them have even completely eclipsed the things you actually want. It may be a noble and mostly good idea to embrace the things your lover or boss wants for you—but not so completely that you forget your own wishes and fantasies. This week, make sure your heart’s true desires get the same time and attention you give to your adopted goals.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

While I understand the source of your anger and frustration, getting pissed on someone else’s behalf should only be taken so far. I’ve seen Libras carry a grudge long after the people involved have actually forgiven each other and moved on. Your loyalty and empathy are admirable, but there’s a line. This week, you’re in danger of crossing it. Your sympathetic indignation was charming at first, but since at this point no one else cares about this as much as you do, it’s starting to seem weird. There’s plenty of stuff in your own life to get worked up about. Drop this.

Aries are frequently solo adventurers, but I think you’re truly at your best when you hitch your wagon to someone else’s. When your world-view expands to include others, you grow and excel in ways you couldn’t even imagine before. Whatever it is that inspires you to include others in your exploits (common reasons include falling in love or having kids), I’m excited for you. You’d never otherwise know just how incredibly creative and resourceful you can actually be. It may be easier to go it solo, but life’s richer when you’re part of a team.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Scheduling life isn’t that fun or sexy, but it’s sometimes necessary. Busy people don’t always remember to make room for important stuff until it’s too late to squeeze it in. So remember to allocate some time for activities that are still vital to your happiness, even if they’re not an obvious priority. This week that stuff is all too likely to slip through the cracks, otherwise, and be replaced by stuff that’s much less important, just much more likely to grab your attention. If you don’t attend to the crucial stuff now, by the time you actually do get to it, it may be too late.

A lot of life is accidental, isn’t it? We navigate through our existences with the best of intentions, but only a fraction of those actually sees fruition. The rest of life is the stuff that happens to us that we can’t predict, or things we do without thinking or meaning to. Obviously, you can’t completely control your life.

But I reckon you could exert a tiny bit more influence on which directions it takes. 49% of your life may always be made up of things you can’t control or anticipate, but this week, do what you need to do to ensure that 51% of it is composed of things you consciously choose.

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