15.47 The Beauty Issue 2012, May 10, 2012, Volume 15, Issue 47, MauiTime

MAY 10, 2012 + VOLUME 15 + ISSUE 47 + FREE

Page

15

Ballot

the

ISLAND GIRL PIN-UPS • BEST BEAUTY PRODUCTS • BEAUTY ADVICE • TIPS & TRICKS • AND MUCH MORE...

B E AU T Y ISSUE 2012 OUR MOTHERS DAY GUIDE TO SPAS AND SALONS • PAGE 8

SPRING

SPECIAL!

3 FULL LASER TREATMENTS

$499

HAVE YOU BEEN STRUGGLING... to lose those last few inches or get rid of those love handles?

RETAIL $1500 - 66% OFF! LIMITED TO THE FIRST 10 CALLERS

FINALLY! A Fast, Easy way to Shave Those Unwanted Inches Off Your Body!

WHO RESERVE WITH A CREDIT CARD!!!

CALL NOW!

Well, the hottest trend (as seen on Rachel Ray, The Doctors & Good Morning America) has finally hit the island! Body By Laser Of Maui wants to introduce ALL of you to The the safest, sexiest, most effective fat loss and inch loss technology in the world today, to help all of you bring out the sexy body you have been wanting for so long...the Meridian (Yolo) Lipo-Laser featured EXCLUSIVELY at Body By Laser Of Maui / Healing Hands Chiropractic Of Maui is amazing! The Cold Laser can safely and potentially remove significant, life-changing inches off your body in a short amount of time, days to weeks to be precise. This cold laser is the ONLY laser in the world that can potentially tighten up skin and significantly reduce the appearance of loose skin, wrinkles, and even cellulite.

NO SURGERY • NO PAIN • NO BRUISING • NO RECOVERY TIME NO MEDICATION • NO DANGEROUS SIDE EFFECTS Still skeptical? Just look at the before and after pictures below of actual Maui Residents.

BEFORE

AFTER

BEFORE

AFTER

BEFORE

AFTER

BEFORE

AFTER

BEFORE

AFTER

BEFORE

AFTER

CALL TODAY for your

FREE consultation!

BEFORE

AFTER

most patients can expect to experience similar results.

Body By Laser Of Maui Dr. Anthony Jayswal D.C.

808.662.4476 • 408.529.7665 Visit our website or scan the QR code with your Smartphone

www.bodybylaserofmaui.com Healing Hands Chiropractic Of Maui • 3600 L. Honoapiilani Rd. #B2, Lahaina The Lapex BCS Lipolaser is approved by Health Canada (Canada’s FDA) for body contouring, and is in submission for imminent approval by the USFDA. Results may vary and therefore may not meet expectations of all patients completing a full series of treatments.

2

MAY 10, 2012

Contents VOLUME 15

THIS WEEK’S QUESTION:

As a child, what was your favorite book?

Editor: Anthony Pignataro (808) 283-1308 / anthony@mauitime.com @apignataro on Twitter The Story Of Ping

Calendar Assistants: Jenna Schamber (The Fear Street series), Ivy Damasco calendar@mauitime.com

Proofreader: Dina Wilson The Madeline books

Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, Jory John, Avery Monsen, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II, Anu Yagi

Photographer: Sean Michael Hower mauiweddingmedias.com / howerphotography.com The Joy of Sex

Art Director & Production Manager: Darris Hurst artdirector@mauitime.com / @darrishurst on Twitter darrishurst.com Green Eggs And Ham

Graphic Designers: Amy Mendolia (The Chuck Norris Handbook), Christina Tarleton

Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Winnie The Pooh And Satan Too!

General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com @jenrusso on Twitter The Savoy Cocktail Book

Admin. Executive: Keo Eaton (808) 244-0777 The Goosebumps series

Admin. Assistant: Jennifer Brown Harry the Dirty Dog

Web Design: Linear Publishing

Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com @tommyrusso on Twitter Where The Wild Things Are (RIP Maurice Sendak)

✚

ISSUE 47

ON THE COVER: Photo By Natalie Brown for Island Girl Pin Ups. Mahalo to Katherine Day, Pomai Weigert (Model), and the Island Girl Pin Up Team.

Cover design by Darris Hurst

4 NEWS & VIEWS 8 FEATURE STORY 15 BEST OF MAUI BALLOT 19 THIS WEEK’S PICKS 20 FILM REVIEW 21 FILM TIMES 22 DA KINE CALENDAR 23 THE GRID 29 HOROSCOPE 30 CLASSIFIED 31 MIND, BODY & SPIRIT

MauiTime is published every Thursday by MauiTime Productions, Inc. Its contents are Copyright © 2012 by MauiTime Productions, Inc. All rights reserved. Subscriptions are available at $70 per year.

Reproduction or use without permission is strictly prohibited. MauiTime may be distributed only by MauiTime’s authorized independent contractor. MauiTime is valued at $.50 per copy and permits one complimentary copy per person. No person may, without written permission of MauiTime, take more than one copy of each weekly issue. All opinions expressed throughout MauiTime are those of the authors and not necessarily the same opinions as MauiTime Productions, Inc. and MauiTime.

MauiTime 33 N. Market St., Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793 office (808) 244-0777 • fax (808) 244-0446 www.mauitime.com @mauitime on Twitter Deadlines: Display Advertising: Friday Noon Classified: Monday 4pm Calendar: Monday Noon Circulation: 18,000 copies of MauiTime

2 1 for

ot, ful Pil kai” onder lo W o , M e d ic t Serv ee Maui an “Grea s o t r y o a is ome w - Trip Adv Awes

a‘aainl a Kam Speci

LOW PRICE!

Limited Time Offer!

Mainland friends and family can go too! *Same day booking only.

Subject to availability. Kama‘aina friends & family! Only one ID required.

f ghts o highli ..” of the i. e u n a O “ ip to M our tr Yelp -

Call Today!

877.7005 MAY 10, 2012

3

NEWS&VIEWS

QUIZunderstood

1. On May 8, the Department of De-

fense announced that they had finally renamed the old Hawaii Superferries Alakai and Huakai, which they took possession of a few months ago. What are their new names, respectively?

A. Jupiter and Vulcan B. Courageous and Victorious C. Cost and Overrun D. Hawaii and Oahu E. Guam and Puerto Rico

2. According to a May 4 Pacific Business News blog post, the day before the producers of Hawaii Five-0 were slapped with a lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court seeking, among other

4

MAY 10, 2012

things, $10 million in punitive damages. What was the suit alleging?

A. That some of the sets used last season were unnecessarily dangerous to the actors.

B. That producers have not properly compensated the creators of the original 1960s Hawaii Five-0 series.

C. That star Alex O’Laughlin was not treated fairly during his recent prescription drug rehap stint.

D. That Hawaii Five-0, in and of itself, presents such a cartoonish view of Hawaii and the people of Hawaii that it actually damages the state’s reputation.

E. All of the above.

3. Ships dock in Kahului Harbor all the time, but on Saturday, May 5, a ship docked there that caused quite a big event. In fact, it was such a big deal that local officials and media were on hand to witness the arrival. What was the ship?

A. The Queen Mary 2.

B. The destroyer USS Cole.

C. The Titanic 2.

D. The cruise ship Disney Wonder.

E. The good ship Lollipop.

See answers, page 29

NEWS&VIEWS

Coconut Wireless

Talk of the Island

BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO

Saved!

FREIGHT TRAINS SAVED!

Twenty-three years is a long time to fight for a surf spot, but that’s exactly what surfers from Maui and around the world have done in Ma‘alaea. For decades the US Army Corps of Engineers and the state Department of Land and Natural Resources have been putting forth plans to expand Ma‘alaea Harbor. Their reasoning was to allow for harbor expansion, but doing so would also damage huge sections of reef and destroy Freight Trains, literally one of the top surf breaks on the planet.

It doesn’t go off many days out of the year, but when it does, look out. Massive storms that occur from April to September off the eastern coast of New Zealand generate giant waves, which travel 4,000 miles north towards Hawaii. It’s a rare day when all that energy manages to shoot the tiny eight-mile gap between Kahoolawe and Maui’s southern tip, but when it does, you get a gorgeous, extremely fast wave barrelling right into Ma‘alaea Harbor, much like its namesake. Indeed, it’s considered the fastest rideable wave on Earth.

Since 1990, the Surfrider Foundation has been trying to get the fed and the state of Hawaii to abandon its Ma‘alaea Harbor expansion plans and preserve both the reef and the surf break. That finally happened on Friday, May 4, when officials terminated the project, saying that the “high cost” and considerable (and ever-growing) “community concerns” that they were facing became too much to overcome.

Needless to say, Surfrider officials from Hawaii and the Mainland were celebrating.

“Even before there was a Maui Chapter, Surfrider Foundation campaigned to save the world-class wave at Ma‘alaea,” Stuart Coleman, Surfrider’s Hawaii Coordinator,

said in a May 7 email.

According to the email, Surfrider has “logged countless hours of community outreach, attended hearings, legal filings and even commissioned an independent review of the Army Corps of Engineers plans for the project.”

Normally, this space is reserved for bad news: public officials behaving badly, land development projects gone wrong. The victory by Surfrider–and the rest of myriad groups and individuals who spent so many years battling the harbor expansion plans– is very welcome good news.

MAUI ERODING AWAY!

Okay, time for bad news: nearly three quarters of all the beaches on Maui, Kauai and Oahu are eroding away, according to a new study by the US Geological Survey (USGS) and the University of Hawaii’s School of Ocean and Earth Science and Technology (SOEST).

“Of the three islands, Maui beaches experienced the highest rates and greatest extent of beach erosion with 85% of beaches eroding,” says a May 7 email from UH spokeswoman Marcie Grabowski. “Erosion is the dominant trend of coastal change on all three islands with 71% of beaches eroding on Kaua'i and 60% of beaches eroding on O'ahu.”

Eighty-five percent on Maui?! It’s a wonder we can still find space to soak up any

UV rays. Granted, erosion on volcanic island chains like Hawaii is not surprising.

“The inevitable fate of the Hawaiian Islands millions of years into the future is seen to the northwest in the spires of French Frigate Shoals and the remnants of other once mighty islands, ancestors of today’s Hawaii, but now sunken beneath the sea through the forces of waves, rivers, and the slow subsidence of the seafloor,” said USGS Director Marcia McNutt in the email.

But unlike past islands that have eroded away, Hawaii today has considerable human development right up to the shoreline– roads and buildings that even today are crumbling away. In fact, you can see this vividly just north of the Pali. It’s a fact that the study’s researchers know only too well.

“Over a century of building along the Hawaiian shoreline, without this sort of detailed knowledge about shoreline change, has led to some development that is located too close to the ocean,” said Dr. Charles Fletcher, UH Geology and Geophysics Professor and lead study author in the email. “A better understanding of historical shoreline change and human responses to erosion may improve our ability to avoid hazards in the future.”

MECO TO HIKE RATES AGAIN!

Oh, and by the way: the state Public Utilities Commission (PUC) has finally ruled that the

Overheard “That’s the new style–it’s like half up your butt. You see it on the beach all the time.”

-Woman at Whaler’s Village in Kaanapali, May 5

Maui Electric Co. (MECO) rate hike instituted back in the summer of 2010, is okay by them.

“The PUC finalized a 1.5% increase, or $4.7 million in annual revenues, effective May 4, 2012,” said Kau‘i Awai-Dickson, MECO spokesperson, in a May 4 email.

“This amount has already been reflected in electric bills since August 2010, when the PUC approved an interim increase.”

You get all that? According to AwaiDickson, the rate hike was “requested to help pay for more than $122 million in capital improvements such as replacement and upgrade of power plant control systems at the Maalaea Generating Station, new or expanded substations to support past and future growth and improve service, as well as increasing operations and maintenance costs for the utility’s electric system.”

Sounds reasonable, right? How about this little sentence, which also appeared in her May 4 email: “The PUC is still reviewing MECO’s pending 2012 rate request, and an interim decision in that case may be issued later this month.”

Woohoo! Rate hikes for everyone! Hey, this is what happens when we have a monopoly (that would be MECO) controlling the generation and transmission of electric power on Maui. They ask the PUC, which is hardly what anyone would consider to be a radical entity, for rate hikes, and the PUC holds hearings, and then more than likely grants the rate hike. Attaching solar panels to home rooftops is expensive, but I can see the attraction in escaping from MECO’s control (as well as reducing dependence on dirty fuels like oil).

Of course, there are new windmills going up right this second in Maalaea–the generators themselves cost money, as does the labor needed to run them, but their fuel costs are zero.

Wind is free! And yet our electric bills are still going up and will continue to do so.

All that talk about the U.S. being a free market capitalist state? Apparently not where electric power on Maui is concerned. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro

To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1547n1

MauiCustomT-Shirts.com

SPECIAL!



HERE!

Your LOGO ORGANIZATION or GRAPHIC

10 Custom T-Shirts Only $99

• NO Minimums • NO Color Fees • NO Set Up Fees • NO Worries!

Unlimited Colors 24 HR Turnaround • FREE Art

1261 Lower Main St. CALL NOW! (808) 268-5860

(Wailuku)

MAY 10, 2012

5

May 11th, 2012

2nd Friday Lahaina Town Party!

The Best Of Maui

Buy One Get One FREE Burger* * of equal or lesser value

FREE GYOZA

WE LIKE YOU TOO!

w/regular meal purchase

THE BEST CHAMPAGNE BRUNCH

LIVE KONA LOBSTERS

8am-2pm every Sat & Sun

Wed. Starting at 4pm

on the Island

Daily Happy Hour • 2pm – 5pm

$13.95

$2 MARGARITAS During Happy Hour 2-5PM & 9-11PM

We cater for any size group

Gift Certificates available for any occasion MON – SAT 10:00AM – 9:30PM SUN 10:00AM – 9:00PM 275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave. • Kahului

(808) 873-9688

OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK 26. N. MARKET ST.

505 front street • 808.662.0300 bettysbeachcafe.com •facebook.com/bettysbeachcafe

808.495.0259

Platelet Rich Plasma Therapy

Harnessing the natural growth factors in your own blood to regenerate new healthy connective tissue. Finally enjoy the sports and activities you’ve been avoiding.

Treating ligament, tendon & joint problems in: • neck & back • knee & shoulder • ankle & elbow • shin splints • plantar fascitis • TMJ • ribs & hips Also available : Prolotherapy : Classical and Neural and Chelation Therapy

D r. N a t h a n E h r l i c h , N . D.

Licensed Naturopathic Physician Serving Maui since 1988

Ola Ha Holistic Health Clinic Kahului 893-1801 • Upcountry 572-1388 www.drnat.com

NOBODY DOES WHAT WE DO! WHAT WE DO IN OUR

REPAIR SHOP • • • • • • •

Complete Diagnostics Transmissions Engines Factory Services Tune ups A/C Service & Repairs Complete Brake and Suspension

CALL NOW

Introducing Ruby!

WHAT WE DO IN OUR

BODY SHOP

2011 BEST OF MAUI WINNER

BEST AUTO MECHANIC

• Insurance Salvaged Vehicle Repair • Custom Body & paint • Frame Straightening • Rust Repair • Bumper & Panel Repair • Refinishing

276.3801355 Alamaha St. Kahului, HI

2 AMAZING SEASIDE RESTAURANTS • 2 AMAZING HAPPY HOURS The Best Of Maui

1st Place Winner

Best Mai Tai

SATURDAY & SUNDAY BRUNCH 9am to 3pm Eggs Benedict • Huevos Rancheros Chillaquilles Housemade Museli & Greek Yogurt Freshly Baked Scones & Pastries

“Shakshuka”

Have You Had Yours Lately?

Come to Honu on Saturday & Sunday for a late breakfast or lunch. 11am to 3pm Two Organic Farm Eggs Poached in a Spicy Tomato Sauce with Feta Cheese and Fresh Baked Pita Bread with Kale Salad $14

Happy Hour 3-4:30pm

808-667-9394 malaoceantavern.com 1307 Front Street Lahaina, HI 96761 6

MAY 10, 2012

808-667-9390 honumaui.com 1295 Front Street Lahaina, HI 96761

NEWS&VIEWS

NEWS OF THE WEIRD

BY CHUCK SHEPARD

ULTIMATE GATED COMMUNITY

Condo developer Larry Hall is already one-quarter sold out of the upscale doomsday units he is building in an abandoned underground Cold War-era Atlas-F missile silo near Salina, Kan. He told an Agence France-Presse reporter in April that his 14-story structure would house seven floors of apartments ($1 million to $2 million each, cash up front), with the rest devoted to dry food storage, filtered-water tanks and an indoor farm, which would raise fish and vegetables to sustain residents for five years. The nine-foot-thick concrete walls (built to protect rockets from a Soviet nuclear attack) would be buttressed by entrance security to ward off the savages who were not wise enough to prepare against famine, meteors, nuclear war and the like. Hall said he expects to be sold out this year and begin work on another of the three silos he has options to buy.

PEOPLE WITH ISSUES

In March, West Des Moines, Iowa, police opened an investigation, with video surveillance, of a 59-year-old employee of the state’s Farm Bureau on suspicion of criminal mischief.

According to police documents cited by the Des Moines Register, the man would look through the employee database for photos of attractive female colleagues and then visit their work space after hours and urinate on their

chairs. Not only does the man allegedly have a problem, but the Farm Bureau figured it is out $4,500 in damaged chairs.

PERILS OF MYSTERY MEAT

Finally, a nationally prominent judge has taken on prison “nutriloaf” as a constitutional issue. In March, U.S. Appeals Court Judge Richard Posner reinstated a dismissed lawsuit by a Milwaukee County Jail inmate who claimed that the mystery meat gave him an “anal fissure.” Posner wrote that the lower courts needed to rule on whether the food of indeterminate content is “cruel and unusual punishment,” since (citing a Wikipedia entry) an anal fissure seems “no fun at all.”

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT

Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations, 200 words or less (which we reserve the right to edit), changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent, to “Eh Brah!” c/o MauiTime, 33 N. Market St, Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793 or send an e-mail to

ehbrah@mauitime.com

I

bitch about TSA every time, but I gotta thank you, the Maui Airport s e c u r i t y guy who recently had the “pleasure” of X-raying my man purse. As I was clearing the security checkpoint with my five-month old daughter strapped to my chest and my fiance waiting for me ahead, I noticed you laugh at the screen, re-xray my bag, then summon three other co-workers. You all laughed and pointed.

Then you brought me my bag, laughed, slapped it and said, “Here’s your bag, it’s vibrating.” I was in a post-flight stupor and thought nothing of it. But the next day as I was unpacking, I opened the bag and saw a nine-inch blue vibrating dildo peering out at me, draining the last of the battery after buzzing all night. I only know one pervert who’s sick enough to do this to a person, but I seriously need to thank the TSA guy for being discrete, for not yelling “BAG CHECK” and then holding a public showing of the, um, item in question. You did me a favor, friend, and I thank you. ■

In January, Ms. Navey Skinner, 34, was charged with robbing the Chase Bank in Arlington, Wash., after passing a teller a note that read, “Put the money in the bag now or [d]ie.” According to investigators, Skinner subsequently told them she had been thinking about robbing a bank and then, while inside the Chase Bank, “accidentally robbed” it. ■ chuck@mauitime.com

To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1547n2

Illustration by Ron Pitts mauiartistronpitts.com

MAY 10, 2012

7

Model: Pomai Weigert; Photo by Natalie Brown for Island Girl Pin Ups at Lumeria

the

ISLAND GIRL PIN-UPS • BEST BEAUTY PRODUCTS • BEAUTY ADVICE • TIPS & TRICKS • AND MUCH MORE...

B E AU T Y ISSUE 2012 T OUR MOTHERS DAY GUIDE TO SPAS AND SALONS • BY JEN RUSSO

his Mother’s Day, MauiTime salutes our Maui matriarchs, future mothers, and the nurturing (or naughty) female figure in your life with an issue chock full of beauty tips from Maui’s salon and spa professionals. Here they reveal their top glamour secrets from age defying products to serene sprays and scents. Break away from your everyday routine to go beauty queen, and heed the advice our island experts are dishing out.

Now it’s often said that beauty is only skin deep, but true beauty radiates from way under your skin. The search for beauty may seem superficial but the celebration of the female form doesn’t have to be about having the perfect body. In fact, pin up beauty is the commemoration of curves, colors, feminin-

8

MAY 10, 2012

ity and girl power; it’s like no other look from the last century.

This is why we’re featuring Island Pin Ups on our cover.

There, Katherine Day transforms Maui girls and visitors alike into their own model a la Vargas, Page or whatever your inspiration. A visit to her studio bathes the otherwise ordinary babe with boas, bubbles, polka dots, animal prints, bows and baubles.

“We play dress up, and choose about four head to toe looks with my costumes,” Day says. “Something comes out of these girls that they didn’t even know they had in them.”

In fact, Day created a pin up toolkit for you to play with to create your own inner Betty Grable: 1. Red or Hot Pink Lips are a must every sassy gal needs!

A Great TRUE RED that is also inexpensive is Revlon’s

TRUE RED. ($7 Longs Drugs) 2. A waterproof eyeliner is key here in Maui for a clean NON-SMUDGED eye. The BEST is Channel’s waterproof liner, worth every penny!! ($30 Cos Bar, Wailea) 3. Bes Kine Lashes are the only DRAMA every girl needs. Use with duo eyelash adhesive dark tone waterproof. (Longs) 4. Polka dots are a timeless pattern, so go ahead and ROCK them in a bikini, tee shirt or even a beach bag .

5. A headband is a fast way to control your locks in the wind and give you instant style. Wear a headband with a pony tail or down; either way, too cute! (Icings $4-$15) For more bombshell transformations find Katherine Day at IslandGirlPinUps.com, islandgirlpinup@gmail.com and 323-350-7420.

LARA BELLINI

Aesthetician, 15 years experience BEAUTY MUST-HAVE Because every mommy needs an amazing night cream packed full of peptides, Kate Somerville Deep Tissue Repair is my top pick It’s a peptide night cream that firms, tightens, tones and has an amazing absorption rate.

It’s very lightly scented and instantly softens and strengthens the skin, promoting a supple, velvety complexion. Watch surface lines and wrinkles lift away as this proprietary treatment encourages cell repair, elasticity and renewal.

You’ll notice a dramatic difference in skin texture and moisture balance after just one use.

BEAUTY ADVICE Deeply cleanse and exfoliate. You will have a radiant glow if you are consistent. Plus, your makeup will go on evenly and smoothly.

Four Seasons Maui Resort, 4900 Wailea Alanui, 808-874-8000

CECILIA HERCIK

Regional Director of Spa Operations, 20 years experience BEAUTY MUST-HAVE

BEAUTY ADVICE

Lapulapu Products. They’re produced by renowned Hawaiian healer Darrel Lapulapu.

Darrell is extremely dedicated to and knowledgeable of the natural healing properties of plants and flowers that are indigenous to Hawaii. We’re thrilled to uphold and carry on the integrity and rituals associated with his products. He personally created the ‘awa cacao Lomi cocoon treatment for Kapalua Spa. We use Lomi Lomi techniques to apply a blend of Hawaiian ‘awa, cacao, natural herbs and oils onto the body. While you’re in the warm body wrap, you receive a head, neck and foot massage. Pikake spritz/ lotion application follows the wrap, moisturizing the skin and leaving a delightful scent. 80 minutes: $245.

During the times that you feel that you need to take refuge from the demands of every day life, my advice is to plan to retreat from the world for a few precious hours and create your own me time. Taking a long bath is a great way to relax!

Add aromatherapy oils and sea salt to enhance benefits and mood. Your skin is able to release impurities and absorb the healing properties of any herbs and minerals that are added in the bathwater. Give your mind a chance to switch off and unwind. For a complete relaxation burn a candle, drink a cup of tea and curl up with a good book; there is nothing like a long leisurely soak to melt away tension!

Kapalua Spa, 100 Bay Drive, Kapalua 808-665-8282

DENISE COMTE

Esthetician and Nail Technician, six years experience BEAUTY MUST-HAVE

BEAUTY ADVICE

Queen Bee Rose Facial Toner ($35).

These products are made Upcountry and incorporate Maui-made honey and other natural and organic products. They smell wonderful and really work! Also, they’re made by one of our own estheticians!

Use sunscreen, eat healthy, exercise and SMILE! The Spa at Black Rock Sheraton Maui 2605 Ka‘anapali Parkway, 808-667-9577 blackrockspa.com

RAJITA NATHAN

Lead Esthetician, 15 years experience BEAUTY MUST-HAVE Spa at Black Rock signature products are made of all-natural ingredients using guava, papaya and pineapple. We recommend the Shea Butter & Sugar Scrubs for a luxurious self body treatment.

cells. Always use sunscreen as aging is 80 percent sun damage. Use products with antioxidants and vitamins.

The Spa at Black Rock Sheraton Maui 2605 Ka‘anapali Parkway, 808-667-9577 blackrockspa.com

BEAUTY ADVICE

Cleanse and exfoliate to eliminate dead skin

LENNETTE CLARK

Director of Spa and Retail, 17 years experience BEAUTY MUST-HAVE Physical UV defense SPF 30 from SkinCeuticals ($45). It’s a true broad spectrum UVA/UBV sunscreen, perfect for everyday use. It contains five percent transparent zinc oxide and 10 percent titanium dioxide, two non-irritating active ingredients. The benefits are it’s a non-chemical sunscreen with moisturizing and healing

properties; it’s PABA and oil free; and it can be applied under makeup.

BEAUTY ADVICE Sunscreen, sunscreen, sunscreen. You cannot protect your skin enough from harmful UV rays.

Spa Kea Lani, 4100 Wailea Alanui 808-875-2229, fairmont.com

JEANA NALUAI

Spa owner & operator, 15 years experience BEAUTY MUST-HAVE Ho‘omana has developed a unique line of organic Hawaiian herbal body care products made on Maui and used exclusively in our spa.

Each product is fashioned using one Hawaiian herb paired with one western herb, creating three wonderful blends of balancing aromas.

All our body butters and scrubs are handcrafted from a base of raw organic coconut oil, married with a variety of organic oils, blended with beeswax from our own Makawao bees then scented with pure organic essential oils.

Our signature face and body mists are produced using an assortment of hydrosols from traditional Hawaiian medicinal plants mixed

with essential oils to ground, clear, calm or invigorate. This wonderful body care line was created in honor of Aunty Mahilani Poepoe, our beloved kupuna. Her vision of Hawaiian Healing through la‘au lapa‘au (traditional Hawaiian herbal medicine) has been a constant inspiration for the formulation of these products.

BEAUTY ADVICE Smile, laugh and be inspired to try new things that bring aloha into your life.

Hale Ho’omana Spa Retreat, 1550 Piiholo Rd, Makawao, 808-573-8256, lomimassage.com

ANA DAVIS & EMILY YORK

Lead Stylists at Paragon Salon, 13 years experience BEAUTY MUST-HAVE

BEAUTY ADVICE

Davines Nou Nou Shampoo ($24) for color-treated hair. It internally strengthens hair, increases elasticity and illuminates your hair’s natural tones. And the Glam Power Spray ($27). Don’t be afraid of hair spray! Glam Power Spray goes on in a super fine dry mist. The anti-humectant formula is weightless on the hair and keeps fly-aways down. It helps hair to hold a shape but has a soft touchable feel.

Cut and Color. Cut, because healthy hair looks better and is more manageable, and the right hairstyle can take your look from dull to amazing. Color creates body, shine, adds dimension and emphasizes your cut. Think of color as a face lift for the hair: it can change everything about your look.

Paragon Salon, 1160 Makawao Ave. 808-573-1300 , paragonsalonmaui.com

RACHAEL MCCRORY

Spa Director, nine years experience BEAUTY MUST-HAVE At Spa Moana, we try to go as local as possible with our products and love supporting local businesses. Our made-on-Maui products include our Ali‘i Kula Lavender products from Maui’s first and only lavender farm. We use their lehua honey scrub and lavender massage oil and body butter in our Lavender Manicure and Pedicure. We also sell the wonderful Ali‘i Kula products, including shampoo, conditioner, bath gel, lotion, body butter, sunscreen, mist and hand sanitizer. We use a locally made coconut butter in our Coco Bliss Massage. We just introduced Kopa Haiku to Spa Moana, which is a family owned business in Haiku. The Kopa Haiku Organic Body Butter ($26) is moisturizing and great for your skin. It comes from all natural ingredients and amazing tropical scents such as

lilikoi guava and coconut pineapple. Spa Moana is the only spa in Hawaii to sell these amazing products.

BEAUTY ADVICE Moms are always caring for their families and rarely put themselves first. I think that it is important to show your mother that it is okay for her to care for herself as much as it is to care for her children. More than any product I would recommend a Spa Moana gift certificate for Mom. She can spend the entire day relaxing in Kanaapali’s only oceanfront spa and our team of experts will pamper her and teach her how to care for herself.

Spa Moana at Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Kaanapali, 808-661-1234

MAY 10, 2012

9

NOW OPEN AT 11:00AM! FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK!

FLATBREAD COMPANY, MAUI

89 HANA H WY • PA I A • 5 79 - 89 89

Mom Needs Stress Relief Celebrate the blessing Mom brings to your life.

Treat Mom to a stress-relieving spa treatment.

Amazing massages & facials, special offers on-line.

Purchase a Gift Certificate from our website.

Kamaaina rate offered.

www.ZensationsSpa.com • 808.669.0100

3600 Lower Honoapiilani Rd. Ste. E Lahaina, HI 96761 10

MAY 10, 2012

JEFFIE HARRIS

VIRGINIA LACKER

Licensed cosmetologist, salon owner, 10 years experience

Spa owner, four years experience BEAUTY MUST-HAVE Our products for skin and body are geared towards sustainable, organic ingredients, products and companies. Ola Hawaii Plumeria Body Butter ($24) is made by Hawaiian Body Products in small batches in Hilo, using organically grown, substainably harvested botanicals, fresh flowers and fruits. The body butter is incredibly rich, with a mix of tropical butters that include: mango, macadamia, avocado, aloe

vera and coconut. Use it weekly after bathing when you have time to relax and let the product get completely absorbed.

BEAUTY ADVICE Relax and make time to take care of yourself.

Beauty comes from within.

Maui Zen Day Spa, 181 Lahainaluna Rd, Suite D, Lahaina, 808-661-7200, mauizen.com

CARRIE GEBB

Our Cell Renewal Systems Multi-Peptide Serum ($50) This works in three ways as it increases the presence of cells (proliferation): it increases the activities of the cells in producing collagen and other components of the “extracellular matrix,” it relaxes and reduces the degree of existing wrinkles and it restores elasticity while firming, hydrating and moisturizing the skin. It visually reduces signs of aging.

Multi-Peptide Serum is the glue that holds it all together–seriously! The extracellular matrix is made of elastin fiber, which is what holds the collagan in place. Loosen the elastin and your collagan goes with it. But Multi-Peptide Serum

strengthens those elastin fibers. We recommend our clients use Multi-Peptide and Retinol Serum together for the ultimate in anti-aging.

BEAUTY ADVICE Wear sunblock everyday, no matter what the weather is like! The sun’s rays can age us quicker than age itself and Maui sun is quite strong even on a cloudy day. Remember it’s much easier to prevent skin damage and aging than it is to reverse it.

Paragon Salon, 1160 Makawao Ave. 808-573-1300, paragonsalonmaui.com

Spa owner, 15 years experience

Ola Hawaii Pure Shampoo ($18 for eight ounces). Its awapuhi, hibiscus, and bamboo condition and stimulate hair follicle growth. The organic honey cleanses, conditions and softens. The coconut vinegar removes residue and enhances hair color. The Vitamin B conditions and thickens. The coconut water nourishes and enhances growth. And the kukui and macadamia nut oils deeply hydrate the scalp, add luster and protect the hair.

BEAUTY ADVICE Start young and be consistent. Always wear sunscreen. Try a Mother/Daughter Spa Ex-

BEAUTY ADVICE Don’t fight with your hair–you will lose! Find the traits about your hair that you love and then accentuate them. Don’t try to change what you don’t like, unless it’s your hair color. Everyone has the right to play with their hair color.

Vanity Salon, 71 Baldwin Ave, Paia 808-579-9580, vanitysalonmaui.com

Esthetician, seven years experience

TIFFANY POWELL BEAUTY MUST-HAVE

Maui can use this treatment!

Kevin Murphy products aren’t tested on animals, and all are free of sulphates and parabens. The Kevin Murphy Born Again Essential Treatment ($36.75) is an antioxidant conditioning treatment for damaged hair. Bamboo extracts prevent breakage, while Omega 3, 6, and 9 are powerful antioxidants. And the orange wax, rich in Vitamin C, closes and lightly coats the cuticle, creating a smooth hair shaft. The evening primrose oil nourishes dry and damaged hair. Everyone on

AKIKO NAITO

Spa owner, 13 years experience BEAUTY MUST-HAVE

BEAUTY MUST-HAVE

perience. It’s a shared moment to be remembered. Spend quality time together enjoying an aromatherapy massage, with your choice of essential oils, and an individually customized facial followed by an indulgent foot treatment to promote relaxation and rejuvenation (75 min: $240 for two). The Mommy ‘n Me introduces you and your young one to the world of beauty with an enjoyable massage, cleansing facial and rejuvenating aromatic foot treatment (45 min: $130 for two).

BEAUTY MUST-HAVE

The best cleansing brush for your skin is the Clarisonic skin cleansing brush ($240). I use it everyday for my face and body to clear out all the oils, sunscreen, make-up, etc. It also stimulates collagen so it’s a great anti-aging tool too!

BEAUTY ADVICE

nately, most aging on our skin comes from UV rays. As we all know, sunscreen will prevent us from developing skin cancer. We’re very lucky to live in an era when sunscreens are available everywhere.

Four Seasons Resort Maui, 3900 Wailea Alanui, 808-874-8000, fourseasons.com/maui

Sunscreen, sunscreen, sunscreen. Unfortu-

GERALDINE NECKELMANN Nail technician, 15 years experience BEAUTY MUST-HAVE

BEAUTY ADVICE

Solar Oil is not just for nails but also your cuticles. It comes the closest to natural oils in your body and has vitamins and sunflower oil. It’s important to condition the nail bed if you put product like nail polish on your nails.

Our Healthy Hoof cream is ultra hydrating for any dry skin. Most people focus on exfoliation for rough spots on the skin, but really you should be moisturizing. It keeps your feet hydrated and then they won’t chafe and crack. Healthy Hoof has lavender, eucalyptus, Vitamin E and shea butter.

Keep your beauty regimen for hands and feet easy! Everyone has 10 seconds to give to these parts of our body that work so hard for us. Make it work in your schedule. If you work at a desk keep your product on hand to moisturize. If you are a reader at home, keep it near where you sit and read. The key thing is to make it work. Even applying intermittently is better than doing nothing at all.

Paragon Salon, 1160 Makawao Ave. 808-573-1300, paragonsalonmaui.com

Valley Isle Day Spa, 1847 S. Kihei Rd, #205 808-298-9246, valleyisledayspa.com

STEPHENIE HANDLEY

Assistant spa director, five years experience BEAUTY MUST-HAVE

Lava Red Sea Salt and Tropical Guava.

Spa Grande’s Hawaiian Sea Salt Baths.

These bath salts are 100 percent from Maui County. They’re used in the five termé baths at Spa Grande’s Hawaiian corner. Five types are available, and each “Island Bath” combines a special selection of all natural, freshly harvested premium sea salt, blended with an array of indigenous minerals, herbs, fruits and spices that epitomize the personality of each island: The Hawaii Bath has Kilauea Black Sea Salt and Vanilla Orchid; The Maui Bath has Wailea Blue Sea Salt and Coconut Nectar; The Lanai Bath has Green Papaya Sea Salt and Golden Pineapple; The Oahu Bath has Bamboo Green Sea Salt and Spirulin; and the Kauai Bath has

BEAUTY ADVICE Making sure your body is hydrated, eating right and getting at least eight hours of sleep a night.

It’s important to help your body be at its best.

Because of the wear-and-tear our bodies go through on a daily basis, it’s also very important to incorporate massages and facials as part of an overall health and wellness program for your body. They help release toxins in the body, increase circulation and mobility, the level of endorphins and improve the lymph flow.

Spa Grande Grand Wailea, 3850 Wailea Alanui, 808-875-1234 ext 4949

MAY 10, 2012

11

Green Ti

Boutique & Massage

Massage • Acupuncture • Gifts • Facials • Waxing We Sell Alii Kula Lavender Products

This Mother’s Day treat your Mom with a gift certificate from Green Ti!

2 IN 1 PACKAGE:

50 MIN. MASSAGE WITH A 50 MIN. FACIAL • $120 40 N. Market St. Wailuku, HI 242-8788

NOW WITH 2 LOCATIONS!

95 Lipoa St. #105 Kihei, HI 874-5333

www.greentimaui.com *Now accepting Health Insurance

Hollywood’s Hottest Beauty Secret is HERE! Get the same transformational face treatments Madonna, J-Lo, Gwyneth Paltrow & Katy Perry use to get their superstar glow, right here on Maui!

GRAND OPENING SPECIAL THRU MAY CALL

808.662.8592

Full Service Hair, Nail, Skin Care Salon, Waxing & Massage MOST DYNAMIC SALON ON MAUI

3X BEST OF MAUI WINNER SERVING MAUI FOR 13 YEARS

BOOK APPOINTMENTS ON-LINE AT PARAGONSALONMAUI.COM

12

MAY 10, 2012

HAIRBENDERS OF PAIA HAIR SALON

& GIFTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD

•Hair Cuts •Hair Coloring •Men •Women •Children Serving Maui for over 28 years

50 Baldwin Ave • Paia • 579.9452 Tuesday - Saturday • 9am-5pm

Photo By Sean Hower

WE WILL

ROCK YOUR

MOTHER’S DAY! OVER 1,200 POUNDS

LEAH STROHECKER

OF NEW CRYSTALS

Spa director, 10 years experience BEAUTY MUST-HAVE

BEAUTY ADVICE

Don’t be afraid to try the boys’ toys. Jack Black – Face Buff – While this line is geared towards men, I love the menthol and Vitamin C wakeup it gives my face in the morning ($22). Then there’s Maui Lavender’s Sugar Scrub, Body Butter and Essential Oils: all products are made with lavender that is grown here on the island. The decadent Heavenly Body treatment offered at the full-service spa uses the sugar scrub to exfoliate the skin, followed by a refreshing shower. You are then wrapped in a warm cocoa butter blend while you enjoy a soothing scalp massage.

Take time for yourself. If you allocate an hour a day for you to do something that you enjoy, you’ll notice a difference in your energy, demeanor and overall health. The activities could range from swimming to reading, meditation or anything that you are passionate about. Spend time on yourself as you are worth it!

AND MINERALS FROM TUSCON!

Heavenly Spa Westin Maui, 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy 808-661-2588, westinmaui.com

LANI MORRIS

Senior esthetician, 18 years experience BEAUTY MUST-HAVE The GM Collin “Lipiad Advanced Complex” is a beautiful rejuvenating and repairing facial elixir that’s rich in Moroccan oil, macadamia nut oil and Omega 3,6 and 9. This is an amazing treat for your skin. Use it overnight for a nourishing hydrating treatment or under moisturizer for thirsty skin. It also makes a great eye makeup remover while conditioning and strengthening the lashes. I LOVE this product!

BEAUTY ADVICE Take care of your body and skin, inside and out. Our skin reflects our inner health. It’s important to eat well and be healthy so our skin is happy. Having a consistent home care routine, as well as receiving regular facials makes a huge difference. Living on Maui, we have

to be extremely careful about our potent sun. Sun ages our skin so quickly, be sure to use good sunscreen to protect your precious face. Also, having a diet rich in healthy fats, coconut oil, avocados, salmon, flax and seeds is extremely helpful for hydration internally.

Foods high in antioxidants help protect skin internally from further environmental exposure. Acai, raw cocoa and pomegranate have internal sunscreen properties.

Spa Helani Westin Kaanapali Ocean Resort Villas 6 Kai Ala Drive, Lahaina, 808-662-2644, westinkaanapali.com ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso

To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1547L

MAUI SPA & SALON LISTINGS A MASSAGE ON MAUI Kihei • 808-891-0966

A SPA WAILUKU Wailuku • 808-244-4444

ACUPUNCTURE & MASSAGE CLINIC Kihei • 808-879-6232

AKANA MASSAGE OF MAUI Wailuku • 808-243-0003

ALOHA AINA HEALING ARTS Puunene • 808-879-8361

AMAZING SKIN AND SPA CARE Haiku • 808-573-7786

BEAUTY BAR Wailuku • 808-986-8010

BRIGITTE’S HAWAIIAN MASSAGE Kihei • 808-875-8963

CLUB HAIKU SALON Haiku • 808-572-7444

COLOURS SALON Kahului • 808-871-1002

DERMATOLOGY & LASER CENTER OF MAUI Kihei • 808-879-4909

DR. BENNETT’S MED SPA Paia • 808-268-2983

ENDERBODIES Wailuku • 808-357-3303

EVOLUTION SALON Kahului • 808-873-8833

GRACE BEAUTY DAY SPA Haiku • 808-579-9779

GREEN TARA BODY HEALING & MASSAGE Wailuku • 808-573-0503

GREENTI - Wailuku • 808-242-8788

HAIRBENDERS OF PAIA Paia • 808-579-9452

HAPPYNAILS-Kihei•808-212-3341

HOTEL HANA MAUI AND HONUA SPA Hana • 808-248-8211

HOTEL WAILEA SPA Wailea • 808-874-0500

IAO ACUPUNCTURE & SPA Wailuku • 808-249-8280

KATHY’S WAILEA MASSAGE Kihei • 808-280-7450

LA FLEUR PLUMERIA Kihei • 808-879-8689

LEI SPA - Lahaina • 808-661-1178

LILIKOI PASSIONATE BEAUTY Paia • 808-579-6055

LOVELYNAIL - Kihei•808-879-2600

LUANA SPA RETREAT Hana • 808-248-8855

MANDARA SPA, WAILEA BEACH MARRIOT RESORT & SPA Wailea • 808-891-8774

MASSAGE MAUI Kihei • 808-874-8799

MAUI ALOHA HEALING Lahaina • 808-250-2649

MAUI DAY SPA AND SALON Kula • 808-298-9350

MAUI HAIR AND BODY Kahului • 808-877-1500

MAUI SCHOOL OF THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE Makawao • 808-572-1888

MAUI SHIATSU THERAPY Wailuku • 808-244-4600

MAUI SKIN DOCTOR/DR. LY Puunene • 808-242-1019

MAUI SPA RETREAT Makawao • 808-573-8002

MAUI THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE Wailuku • 808-250-1073

MAUI TRANSFORMATION STUDIO Lahaina • 808-281-1268

NA ALI’I MASSAGE Puunene • 808-250-7170

NAPILI ACUPUNCTURE Kahului • 808-269-2405

NATURAL NAILS BY MIMI Lanai • 808-280-1730

NEW WAVES WELLNESS CENTER Makawao • 808-572-5551

PARADISE MIND AND BODY Kihei • 808-874-8008

PLUSH BEAUTY LOUNGE Lahaina • 808-66-PLUSH

SALON 253 Wailuku • 808-270-2759

SHINE SALON Kihei • 808-283-4647

SHUGA SALON Wailuku • 808-298-1584

SOLEIL LUNA Lahaina • 808-662-0203

SPA LUNA Haiku • 808-575-2440

THE BODYCARE RETREAT Makawao • 808-573-8002

THE COLON SPA HEALING SANCTUARY Haiku • 808-575-5220

TRUDY’S FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH Kihei • 808-875-2065

UPCOUNTRY ACUPUNCTURE Makawao • 808-573-2187

VAN BEAUTY SALON Kahului • 808-873-0950

WEST MAUI WELLNESS CENTER Lahaina • 808-669-4500

ZENSATIONS SPA Honokawai • 808-669-0100

15% OFF 50% OFF STOREWIDE THRU MOTHER’S DAY

SELECTED REDTAG ITEMS

NEW ITEMS ADDED! CRYSTALS • MINERALS JEWELRY • BEADS • BOOKS INCENSE • ART

THE CRYSTAL STORE WITH A HEART

7 DAYS A WEEK • 10AM-5PM 1816 MILL ST., WAILUKU 244-2300 www.greenlotusmaui.com MAY 10, 2012

13

Now Open

Now Serving Sushi!

Casual Fine Dining with French, Italian and Japanese Flair

KAMA’AINA NIGHTS ARE BACK! JOIN US EVERY SUNDAY AND MONDAY FOR HALF OFF ALL ENTRÉE’S AND SPECIALY PRICED WINES BY THE BOTTLE! (With Hawaii ID only, one per check for up to four guests)

SUNSET COCKTAIL HOUR

EVERY NIGHT AT THE BAR FROM 5 TO 7PM NEW BAR MENU HALF OFF WITH BEVERAGE PURCHASE •WELL DRINKS $5 • DRAFT BEERS $4• •WINES OF THE MONTH $8 AND UP PER GLASS• 900 FRONT STREET, LAHAINA 808.662.3000 2 HOUR VALIDATED PARKING 14

MAY 10, 2012

Kono’s

Friendly local style service at reasonable prices

Best ocean views in South Maui with indoor outdoor Dining and full servicebar and lounge

on the green

OPEN 8 A.M. TO 10 P.M BREAKFAST • LUNCH • DINNER • PUPUS

Located at the Elleair Maui Golf Club 1345 Piilani Hwy • Kihei • 808.633.4220

Best Of Maui Awards Ballot It’s that time again Time to cast your votes for our annual BEST OF MAUI. Usually, this ballot is decked out with whatever theme we’ve chosen. But this year, we’ve come up with another theme so cool, we want to keep it under wraps. Seriously, you’re gonna really dig it.

A FEW NOTES ABOUT BALLOT STUFFING:

While most people play it straight, every year a few nefarious folks attempt to stuff the ballot box. To cut down on this, and to ensure the results are fair and accurate, here are a few rules:

As usual, categories are organized into five sections: arts & entertainment; food & drink; goods & services; politics & environment; and sports & leisure. We’ve added some new categories this year to spice things up, but you’ll still find all the old standbys. Please VOTE IN AT LEAST 40 CATEGORIES if you want your ballot to be counted.

Voting ends May 31.

BE ACCEPTED

★ M ULTIPLE BALLOTS IN THE SAME

HANDWRITING WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED

★ B ALLOTS MUST BE MAILED IN; NO MORE THAN THREE (3) BALLOTS PER

You may also notice these convenient little QR codes throughout the ballot that you can scan with your smart phone at any time to take you to our online ballot.

★ O NLY ONE (1) BALLOT PER PERSON ★ A LL BALLOTS MUST BE SIGNED ★ N O PHOTOCOPIED BALLOTS WILL

ENVELOPE. ENVELOPES MUST HAVE A RETURN ADDRESS

★ EACH ONLINE BALLOT MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY A VALID E-MAIL ADDRESS

Any ballots that violate these rules—or that sufficiently rouse our suspicion— will not be tallied. We hope it isn’t necessary, but if anyone does attempt to unfairly sway the outcome, we reserve the right to create a Best Ballot Stuffer category. This is not something you want to win—trust us.

YOU MUST FILL OUT 40 CATEGORIES FOR YOUR VOTE TO COUNT! NOTE: In categories with the LOCAL stamp, only votes for locally owned businesses will be counted; no corporate chains.

VOTE ONLINE AT MAUITIME.COM

OR YOU MAY MAIL YOUR BALLOT TO: 33 N. Market St., Suite 201, Wailuku, HI 96793

COOL CAT BURGER OF THE MONTH!

KOBE DE MAYO

An 8oz Kobe beef burger, served on a bakery fresh onion roll with green leaf lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo and topped with cheddar cheese, jalapenos, crispy tortilla chips and our own homemade guacamole!

VEGGIE DE MAYO

Our veggie patty served on a fresh baked onion roll, with green leaf lettuce, juicy tomatoes, red onion, and topped with grilled bell peppers, crispy tortilla chips, and our own homemade guacamole!

WINNER OF THE BEST BURGER ON MAUI FOR THE PAST 8 YEARS IN A ROW!!

FRESH FISH • STEAKS • SALADS BABYBACK RIBS • CHICKEN Serving lunch & dinner 7 days a week Located on Front Street in Lahaina overlooking the Banyan Tree THE WHARF CINEMA CENTER • 667-0908

MAY 10, 2012

15

Best Of Maui Awards Ballot

MAHALO MAUI FOR VOTING US

BEST SANDWICH! 2008, 2009, 2010 & 2011 BEST OF MAUI WINNER

ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT SPORTS & LEISURE MALE MUSICIAN: FEMALE MUSICIAN: PLACE TO DANCE: BAND: LOCAL VISUAL ARTIST: AKAKU PROGRAM: LOCAL RADIO STATION: LOCAL RADIO DJ: LOCAL FACEBOOK FAN PAGE: LOCAL TWITTER FEED: LOCAL BLOG: LOCAL CLUB DJ: KARAOKE: OPEN MIC NIGHT: DINNER & A SHOW:

VOTE ONLINE AT MAUITIME.COM

OR YOU MAY MAIL YOUR BALLOT TO: 33 N. Market St., Suite 201, Wailuku, HI 96793

SWIMMING BEACH: BARBECUING BEACH: PUBLIC POOL: SNORKELING SPOT: ACTIVITY COMPANY: HIKE: LOCALS’ BEACH: LOCAL AMATEUR SURFER: LOCAL GROM: YOGA TEACHER: GYM: SCHOLASTIC ATHLETE: LOCAL COACH: COUNTY PARK: YOGA STUDIO: HIGH SCHOOL SPIRIT: PLAYGROUND: SPA: CHILDREN’S ACTIVITY:

AUI WINNER M879-1111

7am - 5pm • 7 days a week

‘09,‘10

KAHULUI • 872-9525 333 DAIRY RD. Next to Minit Stop KIHEI • 879 9952 41 EAST LIPOA Next to Golds Gym LAHAINA • 661-0210 WHARF CINEMA CENTER

**YOU MUST FILL OUT 40 CATEGORIES FOR YOUR VOTE TO COUNT!** NOTE: In categories with the LOCAL stamp, only votes for locally owned businesses will be counted; no corporate chains.

Mother’s Day Special!

$95

• 1 Hour Therapeutic Thai Bodywork

&

• NEW Infrared Sauna Treatment

CALL NOM in Pukalani 808.344.2695 16

MAY 10, 2012

& 2011 BEST OF MAUI WINNER

BEST MEXICAN FOOD

AMIGOSMAUI.COM Thank you everyone for your support for the past 9 1/2 years!

-Owner Jesus Ortega

FOOD & DRINK LOCAL FOOD: RESTAURANT: NEW RESTAURANT: BAR: FEMALE BARTENDER: MALE BARTENDER: DINING WITH A VIEW: BURRITO: SEAFOOD: BBQ: PUPUS: STEAK: LOCAL SANDWICH: MEXICAN FOOD: DINNER: LOCAL PIZZA: FISH SANDWICH: VEGETARIAN: FISH TACOS: SUSHI: LUAU: SMOOTHIE: LUNCH: BREAKFAST: LOCAL PLACE TO BUY ADULT BEVERAGES: LOCAL COFFEE HOUSE:

FARMERS MARKET: CHEF: LOCAL ICE CREAM: MAI TAI: PANCAKES: PLATE LUNCH: ITALIAN FOOD: HEALTH FOOD STORE: BURGER: BUSINESS LUNCH: FINE DINING: LOCAL CHEAP EATS: FISH AND CHIPS: NOODLE SHOP: SPAM MUSUBI: CHINESE: JAPANESE: SHAVE ICE: FOOD BOOTH AT THE FAIR: LOCAL BREWER/WINEMAKER/DISTILLER:

VIETNAMESE: HOSTESS BAR: SERVER: BARISTA: PAU HANA: HAPPY HOUR: LOCAL HOT DOG: KAMA’AINA DEAL:

THE BEST BURGER ON MAUI. BEST OF MAUI WINNER FOR BEST BURGER FOR THE PAST 8 YEARS IN A ROW!

FRESH FISH • STEAKS • SALADS BABYBACK RIBS • CHICKEN Serving lunch & dinner 7 days a week Located on Front Street in Lahaina overlooking the Banyan Tree THE WHARF CINEMA CENTER • 667-0908

2008, 2009, 2010 & 2011 BEST OF MAUI WINNER

BEST MAI TAI!

www.maitailounge.com

839 Front St. • Lahaina

661-5288

11AM - 10PM • 7 Days A Week

MAY 10, 2012

17

GOODS & SERVICES ADULT GIFT SHOP: LOCAL BOUTIQUE: SALON: HARDWARE STORE: TATTOO SHOP: CONSIGNMENT STORE: BOOKSTORE: PLACE TO GET WAXED: LOCAL SURF SHOP: SWIMWEAR SHOP: STAND-UP PADDLE BOARD SHOP: SCUBA/SNORKEL SHOP: LASER HAIR REMOVAL: UKULELE SHOP: HEAD SHOP: RECYCLING/REDEMPTION CENTER: AUTO MECHANIC: “GREEN” BUSINESS: LOCAL CLOTHING DESIGNER: PET SUPPLY STORE: HOTEL / ACCOMODATIONS: FURNITURE STORE: NEW BUSINESS: PRESCHOOL/DAYCARE: BRIDAL SHOP: BIKE SHOP:

18

MAY 10, 2012

POLITICS & ENVIRONMENT COUNTY OFFICIAL: POLITICAL ACTIVIST: COUNTY BLUNDER: STATE BLUNDER: ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUE: COMMUNITY NON-PROFIT: ENVIRONMENTAL NON-PROFIT: POLITICAL SCANDAL: SCARIEST PUBLIC FIGURE: TOWN TO LIVE: TOWN TO VISIT: *YOU MUST FILL IN THIS FORM BEFORE SENDING: NAME: ADDRESS: CITY/ZIP: EMAIL: AGE: SIGNATURE: VOTE ONLINE AT MAUITIME.COM

OR YOU MAY MAIL YOUR BALLOT TO: 33 N. Market St., Suite 201, Wailuku, HI 96793

SEX:

PICKS

THURSDAY, MAY 10 HAWAIIAN MUSIC SHOWCASE – Is there anything George Kahumoku, Jr. can’t do? He’s a Grammy-winning musician who makes beautiful music, puts on a hell of a show at the MACC and the Napili Kai and spins records on IslandFM (107.5 FM). Oh, he’s also the director of UH Maui College’s Institute of Hawaiian Music, which showcases its first tri-annual student concert this week. You want sublime but still fun Hawaiian music? This is the place to be. $20 general / $10 students and seniors / free for keiki 12 and under. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org

YOGA FOR BATTERED WOMEN – Start the Mother’s Day weekend off with an oceanfront yoga tune-up to benefit the non-profit organization Women Helping Women. Johanna Waters will give all proceeds from her $10 class to WHW so they can continue their attempts to end domestic violence through education and prevention. Mats will be provided or you can bring your own. There’s plenty of room for drop-ins, too. $10. 8am. Kamaole Nalu Resort, across from the Rainbow Mall (2450 S. Kihei Rd.)

FRIDAY, MAY 11 HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS – As part of their 2012 Championship Tour, the now 86-year-old Globetrotters are bringing their comical basketball wizardry to Maui. There’s the leader, Big Easy Lofton; dribbling sensations Handles Franklin and Scooter Christensen; sharp shooter Buckets Blake; dunkers Bones Millien, Bull Bullard and Hops Tucker; the rookie Stretch Middleton and TNT Maddox, the first female Globetrotter since 1993. $22/general admission ($27/day of event), $55/VIP for center court seats. 7pm. War Memorial Gym (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku); 808-242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org

MAUI MATSURI – This two-day Japanese cultural affair kicks off with Japanese Family Movie Night. Then you should get a good night’s sleep because Kikaida and friends, cosplay, crafts and Japanese dancing are all going down on Saturday. The Matsuri Taiko drummers, martial arts demos and great Japanese foods are also highlights, but don’t miss the Manga and traditional Japanese art contest, either. “The goal is to produce a Festival that grows more spectacular annually and expose[s] the mainstream population to the diverse Japanese cultural arts and traditions,” say organizers. Sounds great to us. Free. 6:30pm.

Pilina Building, UH Maui College (310 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-283-9999; mauimatsuri.com

SATURDAY, MAY 12 SEABURY HALL CRAFT FAIR – Known on Maui for offering the longest and funnest waterside, but coveted for their beautiful artisan created crafts and gifts by moms, Seabury Hall’s craft fair is an Upcountry institution. Pony rides, face painting and a petting zoo also entertain the younger set. There are food booths by local restaurants and entertainment by the Haiku Hillbillies, Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo, The Free Radicals Projekt, Wave Train, Visibly Shaken, The Kryptones, Feat, Dani Girl, Deep Cover and the Seabury Hall school band. Proceeds go to financial aid for Seabury Students. Don’t forget your swimsuits! Free. 9am - 5pm. Seabury Hall (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-573-0068 or 808-572-7235; seaburyhall.org

OHANA FUN PADDLE – Ocean enthusiasts can get wet this weekend at the Olukai Hoolaulea. The ohana fun paddle starts at the Paia Youth Center and runs downwind to Kanaha Beach Park. Any human-powered craft is welcome at this non-timed race. Want more of a challenge?

They have a SUP and OC1 race and a $15,000 purse! All that plus a luau, hula, sailing canoe rides, ancient Hawaiian games and Ekolu Kalama. Free. 9am. Paia Youth Center (28 Hana Hwy, Paia); olukai.com

SUNDAY, MAY 13 MOTHER’S DAY CONCERT – If mom isn’t that into brunch, then you’re in luck. Here’s a chance to spend an excellent evening with mom at the intimate Supper Club Concert (which will benefit the non-profit organization Women Helping Women) at Stella Blues in Kihei. Joy Fields will host and you can rock out with some of Maui’s amazing talent: Sebrina Barron, Lily Meola, Danielle Delaunay, Nara Boone and Martie Heart. $30, show only; $60, four-course meal and show. 6:30pm.

Stella Blues Cafe (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779

HIGH TEA – It’s all about the most important woman in our lives. You know–the one who carried you in her womb for nine months and then gave birth to you. Celebrate mom with High Tea and the local stage production of My Mama Monologues on Sunday (the show also runs on Saturday). It features (what else?) heartfelt stories about mom, and was organized by Pat Masumoto, who drew inspiration from her own mother. Oh, and moms over 80 get in free with family. High Tea includes catering from Soup to Nuts. $50. 2pm show, 4pm tea. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-214-3320; mymamamonologues.com

MONDAY, MAY 14 KAMA‘AINA AT CAPISCHE – Capische’s accolades include being listed as one of the top 50 most romantic restaurants in the country by Open Table. Their amazing wine list and great cocktails are all part of the experience. The modern Italian menu is always as mind-blowing as the view, which is tremendous no matter where you’re seated in this intimate setting. Their kama‘aina deal rocks: buy one entree and get one half off (though not on holidays). It’s a great way to try those dishes you always wanted to try. Reservations recommended. 6pm. Hotel Wailea (555 Kuakahi Rd., Wailea); 808-879-2224; capische.com

MAUI’S FALLEN HEROS – Forty two of the 58,195 names on the Vietnam War Memorial in Washington, D.C. came from Maui. Once intensely controversial, the memorial–which is constructed as a black slab shaped like a soldier’s insignia chevron and sunk into the earth, then printed with the names of all the American soldiers killed in the war–has become far more accepted, given the passage of time since its 1984 opening. Thanks to Maui resident Janna Hoehn, who volunteers at the memorial, a new display at the Makawao Public Library will show the faces of all 42 Maui soldiers who died in that bloody, now largely forgotten war. Display runs through May 24. Free. 6:30pm.

Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785

TUESDAY, MAY 15 WE CALL DEM SLIPPAHS – In celebration of National Library Week, the Maui Academy of Performing Arts is presenting the world premiere of this musical, written by Maui playwright Derek Nakagawa and directed by Francis Tau‘a. It’s an upbeat musical about embracing differences and overcoming cultural prejudices. The Maui Friends of the Library is sponsoring the program, which is suitable for ages five and up. Free. 2:30pm. Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785.

RIGHTS OF NATURE – There’s a school of thought (one not particularly popular in mainstream America) that says the private property rights that take such precedence in Western capitalist market-oriented democracies are detrimental to our world’s environmental health and are, in fact, in direct opposition to how our society should interact with nature. As the first event in a four-part series called “Man/Woman and Nature: Restoring the Balance,” Thomas Linzey of the non-profit Community Environmental Legal Defense Fund and Kapua Sproat of EarthJustice will speak about how we can help restore a more beneficial relationship between humanity and the planet. $10. 7pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org; alakukui.org

WEDNESDAY, MAY 16 POST-SUNSET PAU HANA – Musician Sebrina Barron brightens up the balcony at Lu Lu’s after the sunset. The open air balcony is the perfect place to watch the sky go dark and nosh a little dinner while catching one of Maui’s up and coming singers and guitarists over a cocktail. 7-9pm. Lulu’s Kihei (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 8799944; lulusmaui.com

WINE WEDNESDAYS – Wine Wednesdays have become a Twitter phenomenon and Four Seasons Maui is jumping on board. You can catch their version of Wine Wednesday at all the bars and restaurants on the property. There you can tweet to your heart’s content with their hashtag #FSWW while swilling sample pours of their fabulous and unique featured wines for around $9. If you stay after 8pm, the bottles go half-price. $9. Four Seasons Maui (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.)

MAY 10, 2012

19

FILM

The Horror! The Horror!

Dark Shadows should have stayed in the shadows

BY BARRY WURST II

Dark Shadows

★★★★★

Rated PG 13/113 Min.

D

ark Shadows was the most addictive daytime drama of its time. The reason why audiences couldn’t get enough of the show was simple– unlike every other soap opera, with subplots involving infidelity, amnesia, abduction, and betrayal, Dark Shadows was about an elegant vampire named Barnabas Collins (embodied by the late, great Jonathan Frid) who stalked around his mansion in Collinswood.

Subplots involved time travel, monsters, spells and reincarnation, and that was just one season. I was a fan of the show, though I really loved the 1991 revival, starring Ben Cross and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, which was scarier and even weirder.

On TV, it was campy, mesmerizing and spooky. On film, Dark Shadows tries to be a fish out of water comedy, a loving ode to the series, an f/x-driven horror movie, a social

commentary on the 1970’s and a gothic, romantic, soap opera spoof that fails at every turn. This is the first big turkey of the summer movie season and it’s overdone in every way but also strangely dull.

Johnny Depp stars as Barnabas, an 18th century vampire suddenly brought back to life in the 1970’s. He attempts to adjust to domestic life in his sprawling Maine mansion, turning to his closest relative (Michelle Pfeiffer) and her kids for family bonding. Yet the witch (Eva Green) who imprisoned him in a coffin is still on the scene and wants to destroy him once and for all.

It adapts a droll sense of humor from the start, with everyone giving a deadpan performance, but the jokes are lame, like Barnabas being perplexed at discovering a road for the first time.

Yes, a joke about pavement.

The screenplay tries to fuse seasons of subplots into a two hour film and, by making the story so busy, nothing comes together or lingers in the mind for very long. The brisk structure gives us quick, unconnected scenes, interrupted by shots of crashing waves, apparently to simulate where the commercial breaks would be.

Overdone In Every Way

The attractive cast is wasted, with Depp performing like he’s in the most expensive SNL skit ever produced. Despite having underdeveloped roles and not enough screen time, Pfeiffer and Jackie Earl Haley are great.

On the other hand, Helena Bonham Carter looks like she’s still playing the Queen of Hearts. Love interest Bella Heathcote is a striking actress the film forgets it has, and Jonny Lee Miller, Chloe Grace Moretz and Green are terrible.

The bigger shame is that director Tim Burton included Frid (in a blink and you’ll miss it cameo), Christopher Lee and Alice Cooper and doesn’t know what to do with them. The cinematography and sets are handsome, with

HAPPY HOUR 3-6PM/LIVE MUSIC EVERY WEEKEND

THURSDAY 5.10

SOUL CONGRESS

W/ CLAY MORTENSON 9PM • NO COVER

FRIDAY 5.11

EKOLU KALAMA & JORDAN T 9:30PM

SATURDAY 5.12

VEGAS W/ NEXT LEVEL ENTERTAINMENT 10PM

SUNDAY 5.13

THE GINA MARTINELLI BAND 8:30PM • NO COVER

WEDNESDAY 5.16

BLUES WITH THE HOUSE SHAKERS 8:30PM • NO COVER

808.879.3133

1945 S Kihei Road, Suite G 20

MAY 10, 2012

every scene carefully framed to emphasize the actors posing on immaculately decorated sound stages. It has affection for the decade the story is set in but no feel for what the period was like, beyond the hairstyles.

My favorite thing about the movie was hearing great tunes by the Moody Blues, Donovan, Curtis Mayfield and Cooper on the soundtrack. Otherwise, how could the director of Beetlejuice botch this? The Haunted House ride at Disneyland is scarier and a lot more fun. Depp and Burton made the brilliant Ed Wood in 1994. They should have quit while they were ahead. ■

To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1547f

FILM

Showtimes FRONT STREET THEATER

900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue) The Cabin in the Woods - R - TH U (4:15), 6:55, 9:35.

Dark Shadows - PG13 - FRI (1:15, 4:15), 7:00, 9:35. SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:15, 7:00, 9:35. MONWED (4:15), 7:00, 9:35.

The Five Year Engagement - R - THU (4:20), 7:05, 9:50. FRI (1:15, 4:15), 7:00, 9:35. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:20, 7:05, 9:50. MON-WED (4:20), 7:05, 9:50.

The Lucky One - PG13 - THU (3:45), 6:45, 9:15.

FRI (1:00, 3:45), 6:45, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:45, 9:15. MON-WED (3:45), 6:45, 9:15.

The Raven - R - SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:00, 7:00, 9:35.

Safe - R - THUR (1:15, 4:15), 7:00, 9:30. FRI (1:45, 4:15), 6:55, 9:35. SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:15, 6:55, 9:35. MON-WED (4:15), 6:55, 9:35.

KA‘AHUMANU 6

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center. 1-800326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) The Cabin in the Woods - R - THU 12:00, 2:35, 4:50.

Dark Shadows - PG13 - FRI-SAT 11:15, 1:50, 4:25, 7:00, 9:30. FRI-SAT 12:15, 2:50, 5:25, 8:00, 10:30. 11:15, 1:50, 4:25, 7:00. SUN-TUE 12:15, 2:50, 5:25, 8:00.

The Five Year Engagement - R - THU 11:20, 2:00, 4:40, 7:20. FRI-SAT 11:20, 2:00, 4:40, 7:20, 10:00. SUN-TUE 11:20, 2:00. 4:40, 7:20.

The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2D) - PG - THU 2:40, 4:50. THU 11:25, 1:30, 3:40, 5:50, 8:00. FRI-SAT 11:00, 3:15, 5:25, 9:40. SUN-TUE 11:00, 3:15, 5:25.

The Pirates! Band of Misfits (3D) - G - THU 12:30, 7:00. FRI-TUE 1:10, 7:30.

The Raven - R - THU 11:45, 2:25, 5:00, 7:35.

The Three Stooges - PG - THU 11:00, 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:25. FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:25, 9:25. SUN-TUE 11:00, 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:25.

NEW THIS WEEK

DARK SHADOWS – PG13 – Fantasy/ Comedy – Tim Burton directs Johnny Depp as Barnabas Collins, a once-imprisoned vampire who must now protect his dysfunctional descendants. This is certainly not your father’s soap opera. See this week’s film critique. 113 min.

THE ARTIST – PG13 – Romance/Comedy/ Drama – This black and white silent film, made last year and starring Jean Dujardin, won five Academy Awards for its portrayal of a silent film star facing oblivion as the talkie era begins. 100 min.

NOW SHOWING

THE AVENGERS - PG13 - Action - You’ve seen all the back stories, and now Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk, Captain America and the rest get together with Samuel L. Jackson to save the world from Loki. Sure, why not. Joss Whedon directs. 142 min.

CHIMPANZEE - G - Documentary - “When it comes to showing how cute and utterly fascinating animals are our in the wild, Disney always has a golden touch,” writes Barry

WHERE AND WHEN TO WATCH WHAT

Maui’s Only Orraigntinal Mexican Restau

BY IVY DAMASCO

KUKUI MALL

1819 S. Kihei Rd., 1-800-326-3264 ( Matinees: everyday until 4pm) The Artist - PG13 - FRI-SAT 11:10, 1:30, 3:50, 6:10, 8:25, 10:45. 12:30, 2:50, 5:00, 7:20, 9:45.

The Avengers - PG13 - THU 12:00, 3:50, 7:00, 9:50. FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:50, 4:50, 7:50, 10:45.

SUN-TUE 12:00, 3:50, 7:00, 9:50.

Dark Shadows - PG13 - FRI-SAT 11:15, 2:10, 4:40, 7:15, 10:00. SUN-TUE 1:00, 3:45, 7:15, 9:40.

The Hunger Games - PG13 - THU 12:15, 3:15, 6:05, 9:00. FRI-SAT 11:05, 2:00, 5:00, 7:55, 10:50. SUN-TUE 12:15, 3:15, 6:05, 9:00.

The Lucky One - PG13 - THU 1:00, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00.

Think Like A Man - PG13 - THU 1:05, 3:40, 6:20, 8:50.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) 21 Jump Street - R - THU (4:20), 9:50.

American Reunion - R - THU (1:30), 7:10.

The Artist - PG13 - FRI (1:30, 3:55), 6:30, 9:00.

FRI-SAT (1:O0, 3:55, 6:30, 9:00. MON-TUE (1:30, 3:55), 6:30, 9:00.

The Avengers - PG13 - THU (1:45, 3:00, 3:30, 5:00), 6:15, 6:45, 8:15, 9:30, 10:00. FRI (10:30, 11:45, 12:15, 1:45, 3:00, 3:30, 5:00), 6:15, 6:45, 8:15, 9:30, 10:00. FRI-SAT 2D (12:45, 4:00), 7:15, 10:30. SAT-SUN (10:30, 11:45, 12:15, 1:45, 3:00), 3:30, 5:00, 6:15, 8:15, 9:30, 10:00. SUN (12:45) 4:00, 7:15. MON-TUE (1:45, 3:00, 3:30, 5:00), 6:15, 6:45, 8:15, 9:30, 10:00. MON-TUE 2D (4:00), 7:15.

Chimpanzee - G - THU (2:15, 4:15), 6:20, 8:10.

FRI (12:10, 2:15, 4:15), 6:20, 8:10. SAT-SUN (12:10, 12:15), 4:15, 6:20, 8:10. MON-TUE (2:15, 4:15), 6:20, 8:10.

The Hunger Games - PG13 - THU (3:05), 6:10, 9:15. FRI-SUN (11:55, 3:05), 6:10, 9:15. SATSUN (11:55, 3:05), 6:10, 9:15. MON-TUE

Wurst II. 78 min.

THE FIVE YEAR ENGAGEMENT - R - Romance - Isn’t it nice when a movie’s title really sums the whole thing up? Starring Jason Segel and Emily Blunt. 124 min.

THE HUNGER GAMES - PG13 - SciFi - GPW Jennifer Lawrence is a young woman living in a futuristic world where teens fight in a kill-or-be-killed contest for entertainment. Huh. Sounds like public high school. 142 min.

LOCKOUT - PG13 - Sci-Fi - A futuristic President’s daughter is in jeopardy (in space!) when a futuristic prison (in space!) is overrun by futuristic prisoners (in space!).

Can Guy Pearce kick enough ass (in space!) to save the day? 95 min.

(3:05), 6:10, 9:15.

Lockout - PG13 - THU 9:20. FRI 9:20. SAT-SUN 9:20. MON-TUE 9:20.

The Lucky One - PG13 - THU (2:25, 4:50), 7:20, 9:40. FRI (12:00, 2:25, 4:50), 7:20, 9:40. SATSUN (12:00, 2:25), 4:50, 7:20, 9:40. MON-TUE (2:25, 4:50), 7:20, 9:40.

Mirror Mirror - PG - THU (1:55, 4:35) 6:55. FRI (11:35, 1:55, 4:35), 6:55. SAT-SUN (11:35, 1:55), 4:35, 6:55. MON-TUE (1:55, 4:35), 6:55.

Safe - R - THU (2:40, 4:55), 7:30, 9:55. FRI (12:25, 2:40, 4:55), 7:30, 9:55. SAT-SUN (12:25, 2:40), 4:55, 7:30, 9:55. MON-TUE (2:40, 4:55), 7:30, 9:55.

Think Like A Man - PG13 - THU (2:30, 5:30), 8:30.

FRI (11:30, 2:30, 5:30), 8:30. SAT-SUN (11:30, 2:30), 5:30, 8:30. MON-TUE (2:30, 5:30), 8:30.

Wrath of the Titans (2D) - PG13 - THU (2:00, 4:25), 6:50, 9:05. FRI (11:40, 2:00, 4:25), 6:50, 9:05. SAT-SUN (11:40, 2:00), 4:25, 6:50, 9:05.

(MON-TUE (2:00, 4:25), 6:50, 9:05.

Fiesta Shrimp Salad $10.95

WHARF CINEMA CENTER

658 Front St., 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) The Avengers - PG13 - THU (12:15, 3:30), 6:45, 10:00. FRI (12:15, 3:30), 6:45, 10:00. SAT-SUN (12:15), 3:30, 6:45, 10:00. SAT-SUN (12:15), 3:30, 6:45, 10:00. MON-WED (12:15, 3:30), 6:45, 10:00.

The Hunger Games - PG13 - THU (12:20, 3:45) 6:50, 9:45. FRI (12:20, 3:45), 6:50, 9:45. SATSUN (12:20), 3:45, 6:50, 9:45. MON-WED (12:20, 3:45), 6:50, 9:45.

The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2D) - PG - THU (1:15, 4:00) 7:00, 9:30.

The Raven - R - FRI (1:15, 4:00), 7:00, 9:35.

MON-WED (12:15, 3:30), 6:45, 10:00.

a serial killer who’s inspired by the macabre works of Edgar Allan Poe (John Cusack). 111 min.

1132 Lower Main St., Wailuku » 249.8463 Hours: Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Closed Sunday

The BEST

BURGER On The Northshore

SAFE - R - Action - Here’s all you need to know: Jason Statham. 94 min.

THE THREE STOOGES - PG - Comedy Eh, Farrelly brothers! You know, audiences could at least respect you for Dumb & Dumber, which paid homage to this seminal slapstick trio. But straight-up ripping them off is just lame. Nyuk-nyuk? Try tsk-tsk. Da original is Moe bettah. 92 min.

WRATH OF THE TITANS - PG13 - Action Mythologically hot bods, CGI beasts, battles and whatnot. 99 min.

MIRROR MIRROR - PG - Family - It’s been 200 years since the Brothers Grimm first published their version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, so movie-goers must now suffer two live action versions of this European fairy tale. 106 min.

LAST CHANCE

THE PIRATES! BAND OF MISFITS - PG Animation - It’s a cartoon about pirates. What more do you want? 88 min.

THE CABIN IN THE WOODS - R - Horror - 95 min.

THE RAVEN - R - Thriller - A young detective (Luke Evans) attempts to thwart

THINK LIKE A MAN - PG13 - Comedy 123 min. Comedy/Drama - 107 min. ■

• 100% Fresh Hawaiian Beef • Fresh Made Buns From Komoda Bakery • Handcut Fries • Fresh Fish Sandwiches

21 JUMP STREET - R - Comedy - 109 min.

AMERICAN REUNION - R - Comedy - 123 min.

THE LUCKY ONE - PG13 - Romance - 101 min.

65 Hana Hwy., Paia

808.579.9790

Open 11am-8pm • 7 Days a Week MAY 10, 2012

21

THE LARGEST LIQUOR SELECTION IN HAWAII NOW IN A

NEW CONVENIENT LOCATION!

AT THE MAUI MARKETPLACE 2 DOORS DOWN FROM OUR PREVIOUS LOCATION

CALENDAR

Da Kine Calendar

BIG SHOWS

POPA CHUBBY’S “HAWAII BLUES ROCK TOUR” - Thu, May 10. Popa Chubby is an artist who

stands for musical & personal integrity. Audiences worldwide all say the same thing: “This is the best show I have ever seen!” $25. 7:30pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-5798085; charleysmaui.com. Fri, May 11. $25 / $45 Gold Circle. 7pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com

UHMC INSTITUTE OF HAWAIIAN MUSIC SHOWCASE - See this weeks picks p. 19.

OVER

300

BEERS

HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS 2012 CHAMPIONSHIP TOUR - See this weeks picks p. 19.

EMBRACE LIFE FOR TREK ATLAS - Sat, May

HAWAII 1,000 LIQUOR

FINE WINES

12. Hard Rock Cafe Maui will be hosting a fundraising concert event for Trek Atlas who is battling Niemann-Pick Type A. Join us for a day filled with music, great silent auction items and a special performance by singer/songwriter Chad Van Herk. No Cover. 11am-4pm The Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; hardrock.com

BEER BY THE

OOKLAH THE MOC - Sat, May 12. Oahu’s Dub



OVER

OPEN DAILY 9AM-10PM

MAUI MARKETPLACE 270 DAIRY RD

808.877.8778



K EG CIGARS & GIFTS

Celebrating Our st 1 Year In Lahaina!

Reggae Roots Music performs with Jah Residentz. $10.

10pm Oceans, (1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei); 808-891-2414

STAGE

ANNIE GET YOUR GUN - Mon, May 14. One night

only book in hand presentation of Irving Berlin’s Annie Get Your Gun! Free. 6:30pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; http://mauionstage.com

MAPA PRESENTS LESSER AHI - Every Fri & Sat. Held over by popular demand for only two more performances! Adults $16, seniors $14, students $12.

7:30pm MAPA’s Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-8760; http://www.mauiacademy.org

COUPON *Second Combo of equal or lesser value. Not valid with other offers. One coupon per person.

Must present coupon. Expires 5/24/12

MOTHER’S DAY BRUNCH BUFFET - Sun, May 13. Seafood bar, platters and salads, carving station, made to order omelette, entree and dessert station. Includes: coffee, hot tea, orange juice and guava Juice. $34.95 per person; $17.50 for keiki 12 years old and under; keiki 5 and under free (tax and service fee will be added). 8:30am-1:30pm Kahili Restaurant at Kahili Golf Course, (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Wailuku); 808-242-6000; kahiligolf.com MAKUAHINE BRUNCH BUFFET - Sun, May 13.

Featuring delicious options including: waffle station, omelet station, prime rib carving station, toaster station, salad bar and desserts. Plus more hot and cold items. $50/person. 9am-1pm Buzz’s Wharf, (960 Front St., Lahaina); 808-244-5426; buzzswharf.com

MOTHER’S DAY CHAMPAGNE BRUNCH -

ages, fruits and salads, assortment of pastries, cereals and yogurt, made-to-order omelet station, bread basket, toast and bagel station, traditional breakfast favorites and entree Items. Adults $28, Children 6-11 $15, 5 and under free. 7am-12pm Royal Lahaina Resort, (2780 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina); 808-661-3611

MAY 10, 2012

A BENEFIT OCEANFRONT YOGA CLASS FOR WOMEN HELPING WOMEN OF MAUI

- See this weeks picks p. 19.

UHMC COMMUNITY GARDEN BLESSING AND WORK DAY - The day will begin with a garden blessing followed by a community work day of native planting. Participants will have the opportunity to take home vegetable or herb plant starters from Community Work Day’s nursery. 11am Upper, NW side of the main parking lot and educational fieldsat UHMC, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-9843500; maui.hawaii.edu; tracytarlow@gmail.com

MAYOR ALAN ARAKAWA’S “COUNTY ON YOUR CORNER” - “It is important to connect with

FRIDAY, MAY 11

MOTHER’S DAY LUNCH - Sun, May 13. 100WINES

weeks picks p. 19.

MOTHER’S DAY AT DAVID PAUL & ISLAND GRILL - Sun, May 13. Every Mother will get a $25.00 gift card good on your next visit & complimentary rose!

5pm David Paul’s Island Grill, (900 Front St. Suite A101, Lahaina); 808-662-3000; davidpaulsislandgrill.com/

MOTHER’S DAY SURF & TURF DINNER BUFFET - Sun, May 13. Featuring seafood bar, Prime

Rib Station, Soup Station (Bisque & Chowder), Salad Bar & Desserts. Plus Many, Many more hot & cold items. $75/PERSON. 5-9pm Buzz’s Wharf, (960 Front St., Lahaina); 808-244-5426; http://buzzswharf.com

MOTHER’S DAY STELLA’S SUPPER CLUB AND BENEFIT CONCERT - See this weeks

picks p. 19.

MOTHER’S DAY BLUES & BRUNCH W/ R.E. METOYERS BLUES ROCK & SOUL REVUE - Sun, May 13. Live music. No Cover.

11am-3pm The Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; http://www.hardrock.com/

FOODIE GIRLS NIGHT OUT - Tue, May 15. You know, ‘cause

22

THURSDAY, MAY 10

MOTHER’S DAY LUNCH - Sun, May 13.

3-course fondue of cheese fondue, French salad and chocolate fondue, and a four course fondue entree.

Every mom will receive a box of handmade truffles and chocolate dipped strawberries. $25-$35. 11am2pm The Melting Pot, (325 Keawe St., Ste. A202, Lahaina); 808-661-6181; meltingpot.com

MOTHER’S DAY HIGH TEA PARTY - See this

MOTHER’S DAY FIT FOR A QUEEN BRUNCH - Sun, May 13. Hot and chilled bever-

EVENTS

people face to face” says Arakawa. “County on Your Corner,” which is scheduled in different locations each month, “is a good way for us to interact with the community on the issues that are of most interest to them.”

Free. 2pm Paanimai Skate Park, (Located Adjacent to Pai Ani Mai Park, On Hana Hwy., Hana); 808-280-1299

MOTHER’S DAY

MOTHER’S DAY SWAN COURT BRUNCH Sun, May 13. Sunrise offerings features scrambled eggs, pancakes, oatmeal, omelet station and pastries. Enhanced Mother’s Day menu includes prime rib, mashed potatoes, shrimp cocktail, seashell pasta with salmon, and seasonal desserts. Sunrise: $25.95; Enhanced: $39.95. 6:30am-12pm Hyatt Maui Resort & Spa, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali); 808-661-1234; maui.hyatt.com

girls just wanna have fun. This four-course fondue extravaganza features a martini bar, trunk shows and the chance to win lots of goodies. What are you waiting for?

This night is a blast. Reservations recommended. $35 per person. 5-9pm The Melting Pot, (325 Keawe St., Ste. A202, Lahaina); 808-661-6181; meltingpot.com

Sun, May 13. Show your mom the gift of a family feast at the Makena Beach & Golf Resort. Featuring a wide array of breakfast and lunch favorites, plus an extensive list of sweet delicacies. $60 Adult, $45 Child (Ages 9-12), $30 Child (Age 5-8). 9:30am-1:30pm Molokini Bar & Grille, (5400 Makena Alanui,, Makena); 808-875-5888

MY MAMA MONOLOGUES - See this weeks

MOTHER’S DAY AT THE WESTIN - Sun, May 13. Sous Chef John King has added tempting treats to the a la carte breakfast menu including “Macadamia Nut Sticky Bun French Toast with Creme Fraiche and Pineapple Vanilla Compote.” Each mother dining at the restaurant will receive a flower. 6:30-10:30am Westin Maui Resort & Spa, (2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, HI, 96761, Lahaina); 808-667-2525 MT 5/10

by Rodney Arias, hula dancers and a fashion show.

There will be a variety of food at the all-you-can-eat buffet. Every mother attending will have a chance to win a grand prize “Clean Home & Car Detail” valued at $500. Brunch prices. 8am-1pm Tiki Terrace Restaurant at Kaanapali Beach Hotel, (2525 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0011

is offering a special select lunch menu. Each mom receives a box of handmade, chocolate dipped strawberries + truffles!. 11am-2pm 100Wines, (325 Keawe St., Ste. A202, Lahaina); 808-661-6181; meltingpot.com

picks p. 19.

2012 'Aipono Award Winner

MOTHER’S DAY BRUNCH & FASHION SHOW - Sun, May 13. Enjoy a special performance

12TH ANNUAL MAUI MATSURI MOVIE NIGHT- See this weeks picks, p19.

2ND FRIDAY ARTISAN FAIR - The event features local Maui artists and has artwork, photography, jewelry, swimwear, accessories and more. The event offers complimentary valet and a cash bar as well as regular dining in the rest of the restaurant and live Jazz upstairs during hours. 5-10pm Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; longhis.com EVENING WITH THE ARTIST - Featuring food,

wine, entertainment and art. Bringing together Hawaii’s finest artists for monthly events. $25. 5:30-7pm David Paul’s Island Grill, (900 Front St. Suite A101, Lahaina); 808-662-3000; davidpaulsislandgrill.com

PAU HANA TALK STORY WITH PUPU Our topic: “Stormwater: Can A Problem Become A Resource?” Please bring your ideas to a fun, interactive, community talk story session. Pupu and beverages provided! Free. 5:30-7:30pm Humpback Whale Sanctuary, (726 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-0147 LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY - Music, art, food, fun and games abound in this historic playground.

Free. 6-9pm Back Streets of Front Street

WCC OHANA ART RECEPTION - 15 percent of sales goes to AECG. BYOB. Free. 6-9pm Wailuku Coffee Company, (28 N. Market St., Wailuku)

SATURDAY, MAY 12

SEABURY HALL CRAFT FAIR - See this weeks picks p. 19.

32ND ANNUAL RESTAURANT RACES - Lahaina Canoe Club invites crews from Restaurants/ Resorts/Businesses to compete in 1/4 mile outrigger canoe races. Your team could win the coveted Koa Paddle Trophy! Divisions include: Novice, Novice CoEd, Masters, Masters Co-Ed, Manager’s Open Four.

10am-3pm Hanakao’o “Canoe” Beach, 808-463-9909

TheGRID

THURSDAY

FRIDAY

5/10

5/11

SATURDAY

5/12

SUNDAY

5/13

MONDAY-WEDNESDAY

5/14-5/16

FIND THE GRID ONLINE AT MAUITIME.COM/GRID OR TO HAVE YOUR BUSINESS ADDED TO OUR WEEKLY GRID SEND YOUR INFORMATION TO CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM

ALE HOUSE

Pi’ilani Arias 5-9pm; no cover

Braddah Francis, 4-8pm / Annie & the Orfinz, 9:30pm (both sets no cover)

Flashback Saturdays Dance Party w/ DJ Z 9:30pm; no cover

Sunday Skool Nightclub w/ DJ Jamn J, DJ Blinky and MC Bishop 10pm; no cover

MON - Clay Mortensen, 4-7pm / TUE - Pi’ilani Arias, 7-10pm / WED - Teri Garrison, 4-8pm; Free Karaoke Night w/ Braddah Francis, 8pm (all sets no cover)

AMBROSIA

Jamie Gallo, 7pm; no cover / DigiLuxe w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm; no cover

Whatever You Want w/ DJ AstroRaph 10pm; no cover

Sunrize Saturday w/ DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

Ultra w/ DJ CIA 10pm; no cover

MON - Ladies & ‘80s Night w/ DJ Skinny Guy / TUE - Dirty House Tuesdays w/ DJ LaRage / WED - Maui’s HI-5 Night (S.I.N.) w/ DJs Del Sol & CIA (all sets 10pm; no cover)

Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; no cover

Bob Jones & The Drive 7-9:30pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

Sam Ahia 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dave Caroll / TUE - Jordan Cuddy / WED - Ekolu Kalama (all sets 7-9:30pm; no cover)

Fearless Female Frenzy 10pm; $10

Inna Vision,10pm; $15

Popa Chubby 8:30pm; $25

The Kryptones Feat. Lia Live w/ Nara Boone 9:30pm; $8

DJ Colette w/ SoundSex & Del Sol 9:00pm; $15

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter D, 7:30-10pm / TUE - Live Jazz, 7:3010pm / WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

House Shakers 8:30pm; no cover

PROM 10pm; no cover

Sunday Funday 10pm; no cover

MON - Gomega / TUE - Rampage / WED - Jukebox Party (all sets 10pm; no cover)

Sebrina Barron 6pm; no cover

MON - Glen Awong / TUE - Dance Party / WED - Jessica & Kanoa (all sets 10pm; no cover)

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: “Back to the Future: w/ DJ Blast & Chilltown Productions, 10pm; $10

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB

Quiz Night 8pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke

Live Music

DJs & Go-Go Dancers

Rampage 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Rising Strong 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover

The House Shakers 8-11pm; no cover

R.E. Metoyer Blues, Rock & Soul, 11am-4pm no cover

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

Evan Shulman, 5-8pm, Industry Night w/ DJ Kurt & DJ Trvr, 9pm (both sets no cover)

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA

Karaoke

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

Karaoke

12TH ANNUAL MAUI MATSURI - See this

OLUKAI’S 4TH ANNUAL HO’OLAULE’A RACE & CELEBRATION - See This Week’s Picks, (p19).

VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITY TO HELP MAUI FOOD BANK - Volunteers are needed to sort food at

SECOND SATURDAY ART - Mother’s Day activities for kids include floral bouquets, card, mural painting and fun with clay. Free. 10am-12pm Maui Thing, (7 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-249-0215

weeks picks, p19.

the Maui Food Bank. Call Lena to complete necessary registration information at 244-0338 or email lena@auw. org of AFL-CIO. Pizza will be served at the end of shift.

4pm Maui United Way, (270 Ho’okahi St., # 301, Wailuku); 808-244-0338; lena@auw.org

“WINE AND WOMEN” EVENT: WINE TASTING AND SHOW OPENING FOR LYNNE GARZINO - Turnbull Fine Arts invites you to the

show opening for Maui artist Lynne Garzino as she presents her bold and beautiful figurative artwork at the Paia gallery. The evening also includes a winetasting event. Free. 6-9pm Turnbull Fine Art, (137 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9385; turnbullfineart.com

“STRENGTH IN NUMBERS” FILM PREMIERE AND BENEFIT - The Maui Mountain Bike Coalition, an IMBA chapter, will be premiering “Strength in Numbers”, a mountain bike action film. All funds go to help the Maui MTB community. Giveaways provided by local businesses and major manufacturers. $10 donation, Kids 12 & under free with an adult. 7pm Kihei Charter High School - Auditorium, (300 Ohukai Rd. #209, Kihei); anthillfilms.com/strengthinnumbers/

LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S BANYAN TREE ART FAIR - Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous banyan tree, over 50 select Maui artists show and sell their work. Find unique treasures including jewelry, art, hand-sewn items, candles and time travel at the Historic Old Lahaina Courthouse. Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf Street, Lahaina); visitlahaina.com

SUNDAY, MAY 13

MOTHER’S DAY SPA MOANA - Package includes Custom blended scrub of honey and lavender exfoliate for hands and feet, hot stone massage, aromatherapy paraffin treatment. Complimentary Ali’i Kula product and lavender tea and scones. Spa moana day pass for two. $135-$250. Hyatt Maui Resort & Spa, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali); 808661-1234; maui.hyatt.com/hyatt/hotels/index.jsp LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S BANYAN TREE ART FAIR - Day 2 OLUKAI’S 4TH ANNUAL HO’OLAULE’A RACE & CELEBRATION - See this weeks picks p. 19.

MONDAY, MAY 14

MAUI’S FALLEN HEROES - See this weeks picks

p. 19.

TUESDAY, MAY 15

“WE CALL DEM SLIPPAHS” - See This Week’s Picks (p 19).

MAN/WOMAN & NATURE SERIES: RIGHTS OF NATURE - See this weeks picks p19.

TUE - Free Karaoke

Karaoke

DINNER MUSIC

WEST MAUI

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Ekolu Kalama 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Sam Ahia 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm; Fri, Bob Jones & The Drive 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

MON - Karaoke, 8pm-close / TUE - Music videos w/ DJ H, 9pm-close / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm-close (all sets no cover)

WED - Karaoke Glencross 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm; Every Wed & Fri, Guest Performer 7pm.

(3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai ); 808-667-0787. KIMO’S - Daily, Kimo’s Happy Hour 3-5pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA CAFE - Fri, Alex L Calma 7-9pm. (843 Wainee St Unit 1 & 2, Lahaina); 808-667-6655.

COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-

10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter deAquino 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sun, Fausto 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Fri, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm.

(130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Sun, Mallori Danielle 7-9pm; Fri, Evan Shulman on patio 5-8pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Sun, Ron & Ikaika 1:30-3:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P, Lahaina); 808-667-6636.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick

MAY 10, 2012

23

AUDIENCES WORLDWIDE ALL SAY THE SAME THING:

“THIS IS THE BEST SHOW I HAVE EVER SEEN!”

Popa is the forefront of modern blues-rock, he’s an imposing figure at that, weighing more than 300 pounds with a shaven head, tattooed arms, a goatee and a performing style he describes as the Stooges meets Buddy Guy, Motörhead meets Muddy Waters, Jimi Hendrix meets Robert Johnson.

May 9th, Wednesday Three’s Bar & Grill - Kihei Doors: 7pm Show 7:30pm With Special Guest: The House Shakers May 10th, Thursday Charley’s - Paia / Doors: 7:30pm Show 8:30pm May 11th, Friday Iao Theatre - Wailuku / Doors: 7pm Show 7:30pm ARTIST INFO, VIDEO & TICKETS:

LAZARBEAR.COM

CONCERT INFO HOTLINE 808-896-4845

Paia- Charley’s; Wailuku - Request Music; Kihei - Lava Java & Three’s Bar & Grill ; Lahaina - Westside Vibes 24

MAY 10, 2012

TheGRID

THURSDAY

5/10

FRIDAY

5/11

SATURDAY

5/12

SUNDAY

MONDAY-WEDNESDAY

5/13

5/14-5/16

FIND THE GRID ONLINE AT MAUITIME.COM/GRID OR TO HAVE YOUR BUSINESS ADDED TO OUR WEEKLY GRID SEND YOUR INFORMATION TO CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM

JAVA JAZZ

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Open Mic Night w/ Johnny Ringo 9pm-1:30am; no cover

Catfish Band 9pm-2am; no cover

Bad Kitty, 7pm

Kenny Roberts, 7pm

Eight Track Players, 7pm

John Grover, 7pm

MON - Kawika / TUE - Da Hawaiians / WED - Gina Martinelli (all sets 7pm)

1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Willie K 9-11pm; no cover

1810 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 8-10pm; no cover

MON - Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (all sets no cover)

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-close; no cover

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-close; no cover

JAY’S PLACE

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA CAFE

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

MON - Farzad & Mike Madden / TUE - Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Guest Performer (all sets 7pm-close; no cover)

Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover

Free Karaoke w/ Danny DJ 10pm-12am; no cover Mekila King 7-9pm; no cover

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

WED - Jordan T, 7pm-close; no cover

MON - Trivia Night w/ John, 7-9pm / TUE - Open Mic w/ Kenny, 10pm-12am / WED Megatouch Game Day w/ Katie, 7-9pm

Pool Tournament 7-9pm Nicholas Eyeris 6-8pm, Abe Barrett 8-10pm; no cover

Gerod Shea 7-9pm; no cover

Braddah Francis 5-8pm; no cover

Kawika Ortiz, 7-9:30pm / DJ Kamikaze, 10pm-close

Fulton Tashombe & The Maui Jazz All-Stars, 7-10pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S KIHEI

Salsa Night w/ Neto & Barbara Peraza, 8-11pm / DJ Nexus 11pm-close

Requesola w/ Rob & Ron = R2, 6:30-9:30pm / DJ Nexus 10pm-close

Camp Savage 7:30-9:30pm / DJ AstroRaph, 10pm-close

LULU’S LAHAINA

DJ KC Campbell 7-10pm / Karaoke w/ Troy, 10pm-12am (all sets no cover)

Marvin Tevaga 6-9pm; no cover / Latin Night w/ DJ Danny 10pm-2am; $5

STATUS w/ DJs Big Mike, Money Mike & Philly B 10pm-close; $10

Closed

for

two weeks

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

MON - The Benoits / TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae (all sets 6-9pm)

Murray Thorne, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover / Pub Quiz Superfreakout w/ Trish “The Dish” Smith, 9:30pm-12am; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

The Sirens 6:30-9pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers w/ Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley + Irish dancing lessons 6:30-9:30pm; no cover

MON - TBA, 6:30-8pm / TUE - Brenton Keith & His Bag O’ Tricks, 7-9pm / WED Joel Katz, 6:30-9:30pm (all sets no cover)

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MOANA BAKERY & CAFE 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999

MERRIMAN’S

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2414

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J, Ka’anapali); (808) 661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL -

Thu, Lahaina Idol: Karaoke with Troy 10pm; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Fri, Marvin Tevaga 6-9pm; Tue, “Lahaina Idol” karaoke with Troy 9pm; Thu, DJ KC Campbell 7-10pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Mon, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm;

Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Sat, Jazz on the Green

7-10pm; Fri, Jawaiian Music 7-10pm. (200 Kapalua Drive, Kapalua); 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Thu, Greg di

Piazza feat. Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, AhTim Elenicki 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, JD on the Rocks 5-8pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun,

MON - All Access DJs, 10pm / WED - Kenny Roberts, 6-9pm; Open Mic w/ Red & Catfish 9:30-close

Next Level Entertainment presents Bottoms Up Fridays, 10pm

OCEANS BAR & GRILL LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:309:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:309:30pm; Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:309:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

WED - Sebrina Barron, 7-9pm; Ladies’ Night w/ DJ La Rage, 10pm-close

Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-669-8889.

Wed, Francois 6-8:30pm. (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6200.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Sun & Thu, Andrew

LULU’S KIHEI - Thu, Neto & Barbara 8-11pm;

Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Sat, Coelho Morrison 7-9pm; Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm. (5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili); 808-669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI

AMBROSIA - Mon, The Jonah Trio Live 8pm; Tue, “Glee” on the big screen 7pm; Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei); 808-891-1011.

Fri, Ron & Rob = R2 6:30-9:30pm; Fri, Louise Lambert Band 8-11pm; Sun, Kawika Ortiz 7-9:30pm; Tue, Rick Scanlan 7-11pm; Wed, Sebrina Barron 7-9pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei); 808-879-9944.

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Fri, Wolf 3-5pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Barefoot Minded 3-5pm; Sat, Erin Smith 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 3-5pm; Sun, Kilohana 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Ron & Tarvin 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kilohana 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Jarret & Wilson 6:30-8:30pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl., Unit B-201, Wailea); 808-891-2322.

YOUR SCION NO HAGGLE, NO HASSLE.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Tue, Randall

Rospond 5-8pm. (300 Maalaea Rd. #1M, Maalaea); 808-243-2286.

BUZZ’S WHARF - Thu, Kanikapila Thursdays

3-6:30pm. (960 Front St., Lahaina); 808-2445426. CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm; Sun, Mark Johnstone 6-9pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm. (555 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-879-2224.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Mon, Glen Awong

6pm; Wed, Jessica and Kanoa 6pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei); 808-875-9669.

THE 2012 SCION iQ STARTING AT

$16,360

PURE PRICE*

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Junior Lacuesta

4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Mon, Jacob (of the Alliez) 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E, Kihei); 808-891-8010.

KAI SUSHI RESTAURANT - Every Sun, Mon & Thu, Wolf 6-8:30pm; Fri, Ryan Robinson 6-8:30pm;

*MSRP includes delivery, processing, and handling fee; excludes taxes, title, license, and optional equipment. Dealer price may vary. All rights reserved. stickybits® is a registered trademark of stickybits, Inc. iPhone® is a trademark of Apple, Inc.,registered in the U.S. and other countries. Android™ is a trademark of Google Inc. Use of this trademark is subject to Google Permissions. ©2012 Scion, a marque of Toyota Motor Sales U.S.A., Inc. All rights reserved. Scion, the Scion logo, and iQ are trademarks of Toyota Motor Corporation.

MAY 10, 2012

25

WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY

THE EVENING THAT EARNED CASANOVA’S THE AWARDS

CASANOVA’S FAMOUS LADIES NIGHT BACK TO THE FUTURE W/ DJ BLAST & CHILLTOWN MUSIC STARTS @ 10PM  $10 COVER

FRIDAY MAY 11TH

“BEST LATE NIGHT IN MAUI” “BEST SINGLES SCENE IN MAUI”

SHOW STARTS AT 10PM $10 COVER

SHEA DERRICK PRESENTS

FEARLESS FEMALE FRENZY

SHEILA  RADHA DIVINE  CRISTINA BOYDEN MAESYN  SHEA DERRICK  LILAH CLAY KD CHURCHILL  JESSICA DUNGANS SATURDAY MAY 12TH

CULTURAL VISION MAUI & THE Q103 PRESENT NEW WEBSITE LAUNCH PARTY

SHOW STARTS AT 10PM $15 COVER

INNA VISION

JAH RESIDENTZ HOSTED BY SPENCE JAH

MAKE IT A MEMORABLE EVENING  DINE & DANCE AT CASANOVA FOR DINNER RESERVATIONS CALL 808.572.0220 LOG ON AT WWW.CASANOVAMAUI.COM

1945 S K

Thursday

5/10

E ILLAG V A M IHEI RD, KALA i.com u

879-9944 • lulusma

WEDNESDAY LOCAL BAND • SABRINA 7-9PM THURSDAY BARBARA & NETTO

HOT & SPICY SALSA 8-11PM

Friday

5/11

$3 coronas, $5 1800 shots $5 patron shots 8PM-Close

dj RAFAEL

LATIN / MEXICAN MUSIC 11PM-CLOSe

FRIDAY

kAWIKA ORTIZ Saturday

5/12

7:30-9:30 pm booTY WORK • DJ KANALI 9:30PM-CLOSe

SATURDAY

KAWIKA ORTIZ 8-11pm ASTRO RAPH 10PM-CLOSe

EVERYDAY

HAppy hour 2-5:00pm, FRI & SAT 10PM-12Am

$3 well drinks, $2 STEINLAGER, $3 BUD LIGHT

SUN & TUES 6PM-10:30PM

KARAOKE NIGHT

26

MAY 10, 2012

13,

TheGRID

THURSDAY

FRIDAY

5/10

5/11

SATURDAY

5/12

SUNDAY

5/13

MONDAY-WEDNESDAY

5/14-5/16

FIND THE GRID ONLINE AT MAUITIME.COM/GRID OR TO HAVE YOUR BUSINESS ADDED TO OUR WEEKLY GRID SEND YOUR INFORMATION TO CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM

SANSEI - KAPALUA

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

SANSEI - KIHEI

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

DJ Blast 10pm-close; no cover

DJ Gemini & DJ Ynot 10pm; no cover

DJ LX 10pm-close; no cover

Kanoa 10pm-close

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

Dan & Anne 7-10pm; no cover

DJ Cleveland 7-10pm

Kenny Roberts 9am-12pm; no cover

Jordan Tolentino & Gordon Samuelson 9-21pm; no cover

Ladies’ Night

Deja Vu 8:30pm; no cover

Kawika Ortiz 8:00pm; no cover

Karaoke

MON - Mahalo Mondays Industry Night / WED Free Pool & Free Karaoke, 6pm

Ah-Tim 4-6pm; no cover

Ahumanu 4-6pm; no cover

Mother’s Day Benefit Concert, 6pm; $30

MON - Tom Cherry & Mike Finkewiecz, 4-6pm / TUE - Tom Conway, 4-6pm / PowerUp Comedy, 9pm / WED - Randall Rospond, 4-6pm / Slam feat. David Choy & Clay Mortensen, 7-10pm

115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116, Kihei - 879-0004

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

2411 S. Kihei Rd. #B4 - 879-0602

STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

STELLA BLUES CAFE 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

Annie and the Orfins 9pm-1am; $4

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9pm-12am; no cover

R.S. SHARKY’S

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 874-6115

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S

1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

TIMBA

505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

WATERCRESS

Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351

MONSOON INDIA - Tue, The Hula Honeys 5:308:30pm; Sat, Cambria Moss & Ricardo Dioso 6:308:30pm. (760 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei); 808-875-4555.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Murray

Thorne 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Sebrina Barron 6:308:30pm; Sat, The Sirens 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers w/ Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:309:30pm; Mon, TBA 6:30-8pm; Tue, Brenton Keith & His Bag O’Tricks 7-9pm; Wed, Hawaiian Steel Guitar w/ Joel Katz 6:30-8:30pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30pm; Fri, Twisted Hips Belly Dancing 6-8pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza, Wailea); 808-879-7177.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Thu, Erin Smith 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm; Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm. (Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei); 808-874-6444.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Daily, Stella Blues Happy Hour 4-6pm; Wed, Slam feat. David Choy & Clay Mortensen 7-10pm; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Mon, Tom Cherry and Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Mother’s Day Benefit Concert 6pm. (1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei); 808-874-3779.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Live Music -

Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30pm. (2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112, Kihei); 808-875-2910.

THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Tue, Braddah Larry Go-

lis 6-8pm; Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm. (Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea); 808-875-8080.

TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-

TUE - DJ LX / WED - Ladies’ Night w/ The ADD Twins (all sets 10pm - close; no cover) WED - Clay Mortensen, 7-10pm; no cover

WED - Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9pm-12am; no cover Live Local & Pop Music 5:30-8pm

MON - Eat & Play Night / TUE - Live Balloon Animal Show / WED - Circus Night + Brenton Keith & His Bag O’Tricks

Soul Congress w/ Clay Mortensen 9pm; no cover

Ekolu Kalama & Jordan T 9:30pm; no cover

Vegas w/ Next Level Entertainment 10pm; no cover

Gina Martinelli Band 8:30pm; no cover

WED - The House Shakers 8:30pm; no cover

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

MON through WED- Karaoke

closed

We Love Timba Fridays 9:45pm-2am; $10

Spun Out w/ DJ Calcul8 9:45pm-2am; $10

closed

MON through WED - closed

Twisted Thursdays w/ Party Rock Krew’s live DJs & go go dancers 10pm; no cover

Forbidden Fridays w/ Party Rock Krew’s live DJs & go go dancers 10pm; no cover

Free Karaoke 9pm; no cover

Free Karaoke 9pm; no cover

MON - Free Karaoke, 9pm / TUE - Thirsty Tuesdays (all day) & Free Karaoke, 9pm / WED Singles’ Night w/ X-Klusive Sounds Productions’ live DJs, 10pm

9:30pm; Every Sun & Wed, Merv Oana 5:30-9:30pm.

(3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., Kihei); 808-875-9983.

La Fleur Plumeria

TRADEWINDS POOLSIDE CAFE - Thu, Island favorites with Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Girls Night Out with Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Music by Rama 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei); 808891-8860.

• FULL SERVICE NAIL SALON •

35

$

CENTRAL MAUI CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:30-8pm; Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8pm. (1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului); 808-877-0073.

MANICURE/ PEDICURE COMBO

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Wed, Free Karaoke Night

with Braddah Francis 8pm; Thu, Pi’ilani Arias 5-9pm; Fri, Braddah Francis 4-8pm; Mon, Clay Mortensen Trio 4-7pm; Tue, Pi’ilani Arias 7-10pm; Wed, Teri Garrison 4-8pm. (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI CAFE DES AMIS - Thu, Joe Conte 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Live Argentinian music 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Mark Johnstone 6:30-8:30pm. (42 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808579-6323.

HANA HOU CAFE - Tue, Hipnautical 6-9pm; MonFri, Hana Hou Cafe 6-9pm. (810 Haiku Rd., Haiku); 808-575-2661.

LOCAL MOCHA CAFE - Thu, Open Mic Night with

Wes Furumoto 6:30-9:30pm. (81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani); 808-573-2859.

NORTHSHORE CAFE - Tue, Ryan - Keyboards

from Brooklyn 7-9pm; Fri, Makana 7-9pm. (824 Kokomo Rd., Ha’iku); 808-575-2770.

5

$

VOTED BEST

TATTOO SHOP

BY M AU I LO C A L S !

579.8515

The Best Of Maui

120 HANA HWY • UPSTAIRS PAIATATOOPARLOR.COM

MANICURE!

W/ PURCHASE OF LUXURY PEDICURE • GELISH AVAILABLE SPECIAL DEAL FOR GROUP & WEDDING PACKAGE

10% OFF

FOR GROUP OF 5 OR MORE

TOP RATED Nail Salon On Maui MON-SAT 9-7 • SUN 10-7

808.879.8689

DOLPHIN PLAZA 2395 S. KIHEI RD. • STE. 166

MAY 10, 2012

27

SEAN MICHAEL HOWER 808.250.1788

MAUIWEDDINGMEDIAS.COM

The Business Card District

Get your business card in the hands of our readers for as little as $25.

Contact brad@mauitime.com, or call (808) 283-3260 for more details.

tonio GleHno’onkaAhi.n, Ste. #270.8968 8.8 430 enter 80 Wailuku C

UPCOUNTRY’S ONLY

HOT HULA fitness®

FULL SERVICE HEAD SHOP

CUSTOM GLASS BLOWING & REPAIR

Niki Jackson Instructor

810 HAIKU RD UNIT #414 HAIKU CANNERY MALL

Kihei • Central Maui

808.214.2158 p o l y f uzian.com

(808) 250-7556 HAIKUSMOKE@HOTMAIL.COM

FREE EXTRA ENTREE OR SMALL DRINK! Buy a 2-Entree Plate with Shanghai Angus Steak & get a FREE Entree or Small Drink.* *Additional charge for steak entrees. Expires 5/19/12.

KAHULUI • 877-5645 • QUEEN KAAHUMANU CENTER KAHULUI • 877-6337 • NEXT TO WALMART KIHEI • 879-0883 • AZEKA SHOPPING CENTER/MAUKA LAHAINA • 661-7888 • 312 KEAWE ST.

40-60% OFF ALL ITEMS FURNITURE SALE AT ALL LOCATIONS!

• WAREHOUSES • UPCOUNTRY STORE • NEW AZEKA SHOPPING CENTER LOCATION IN KIHEI NEXT TO RADIO SHACK

The Honey Pot Waxing

111 Hana Hwy #202A (behind Bounty Music)

Specializing in Brazilian waxing new opening special $30 female brazilian wax!! Clean, Quick, Professional, Friendly

Azeka Makai, Kihei

808 870 1112

OmSweetOm.com

visit us at: www.rubys.com

BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE!

BUY ONE BREAKFAST, LUNCH OR DINNER ENTREE GET A SECOND FOR With purchase of 2 drinks.

FREE!

Offer expires 05/31/12. Monday- Friday Only

QUEEN KAAHUMANU CTR Kahului, Maui • (808) 248-7829

28

MAY 10, 2012

Accepting applications for all positions. MUST have a minimum of 2 years high volume casual restaurant dining experience. No phone calls please.

Monday May 14th,10am-2pm

808.937.1052 food • art • history • walking tour May Special 2 people for the price of 1

MOM WOW

Furniture ~ Antiques ~ Art ~ Unique Gifts ~ Building Materials

Hard Rock Cafe JOB FAIR

Expectations are high, but the tradeoffs are worth it. Hard Rock Cafe is known for its industry leading compensation & benefits package, promotional opportunities and top notch training.

*No Male Brazilian Services Offered

Great Mother’s Day Gift!

OVER 3,000 COUTURE CLOTHING ITEMS FROM CELEBRITIES

SECURE YOUR PLACE IN ROCK HISTORY

808.446.1190

www. localtastesofmaui .com

900 Front Street B7, Lahaina 96761

WE WANT YOUR HEAD!

18 Maui Barber Shop $

HAIRCUTS

Men, Women, Kids

808.269.6630

1819 S. Kihei Rd. Next to movie theatre

Adorable Dog Luxury Spa Grooming and Spa Services that enhance the beauty & health of your dog • Health Specific • Age Specific • Flea and Tick Control • All Natural • Aromatherapy • Hypo-Allergenic

808.877.4745

310 Alamaha St. #5 Kahului, Maui 96732 www.adorabledogluxuryspa .com

HOROSCOPE

Sign Language

BY CAERIEL CRESTIN When the bandwidth of your communication with someone has dwindled to dial-up, you need to find a way to get broadband access back. Unfortunately, something’s gone awry here, so you’re not likely to get a lot of help from the other person involved—they’re probably feeling mostly bewildered, helpless, and frustrated. I bet you feel that stuff, too, but this is one of those times when you’ll have to be the one who tries to push past that stuff. That feels like a lot of work, I know. Try to forget about that whole ideal of someone meeting you halfway, and just settle for a meeting, even if you have to do most of the legwork. It’s better than the alternative, trust me.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Your ego is your greatest enemy this week. That pride is bound to get you into all kinds of trouble. Yes, it may be galling to discover that you have to do things you don’t want to do, or that you consider “beneath you,” but failing to do those things doesn’t change the reality of the situation. If you can’t be bothered, you will probably be replaced. If you’re okay with that, then go ahead and cling to your pride. Hopefully it’ll keep you afloat when other aspects of your life come crashing down. If you let go of it now, though, you’re less likely to have to survive a metaphorical tsunami.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

I wish there were some universally charming, witty, graceful way to deal with the moronic boneheads you have to occasionally encounter, but there isn’t. There is a generally ineffective and stupid way to deal with them—and that is to allow them to ruffle your feathers and make you upset. Unfortunately, that’s frequently the tack you’ve been taking lately. Try to shake it off and regroup, and reload your awesome sense of humor. You can’t do much about how idiotic some people are, but you can remember to laugh about it. And that’s a whole lot better than crying about it.

only the Loch Ness monster could reach, so it may very well be entirely up to you to find your way back to the surface where someone can throw you a life ring buoy and help tow you to drier ground. There are plenty of people on shore with floaties in hand, just waiting for you to bob to the surface. Why don’t you at least head in that direction? You’ve hung out down here long enough.

Leos, especially young Leos, are so eager to be liked and accepted that sometimes you’ll bend over backwards in order to fulfill people’s assumptions about you. Afterwards, you often regret or feel bad about it. Stick to your guns. One of your great strengths is powerful self-knowledge and expression. Bending that to suit others’ perceptions is a huge, pointless waste of time. Be who you are. It’s incredibly freeing to accept that numerous people will like you more, for that, even though a handful won’t like you at all.

You’re great. Most of us know it. Now prove you know it.

1: E– Guam and Puerto Rico

2: B– That producers have not properly compensated the creators of the original 1960s

Hawaii Five-0 series.

3: D– The cruise ship Disney Wonder.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Your ideas about yourself, while accurate, may not always be in your own best interest. Being willing to change or experiment is something that children and teenagers do freely and enthusiastically, but adults are more resistant to. Be playful and allow yourself to constantly test the boundaries of who you are. What was true five years ago may no longer be the case. If you’ve decided to stop growing and changing, you’ve decided to stop living. I hope that’s never the case. Since this week provides ample opportunities to expand the horizons of who you are or could be, please seize them.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

This week is all about being more open-minded and less snobbish than you have been in the past. Being willing to overlook minor flaws (which are often inflated in others’ minds to be major shortcomings) will not only make you a better, more gracious, and happier person, it’ll also make you a lot less lonely. Much of your isolation is self-imposed, because people don’t always meet your exacting standards. Relax those standards and focus on less superficial traits, and you will find that the overall quality of your life goes up, not down—despite allowing so many “lower-quality” people into it.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

...to questions from page 4

While it’s certainly safer to expect and prepare for the worst possible outcome (which ensures that most of your surprises will be pleasant ones), it does make for a rather grim, pessimistic outlook on life. What happened to also hoping for the best?

Somehow, you’ve lost sight of that, and it’s an important part of the equation. Sure, girding yourself for a worst-case scenario is fine, but remember to envision and aim for a best-case scenario while you’re at it. If you do so, it just might happen—but if you’re not even looking for it, you probably won’t even see it.

MAUI’S LARGEST SELECTION OF:

Photo by: Leilani Zerkle

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

QUIZunderstood ANSWERS

GLASS PIPES, VAPORIZERS WATER PIPES & ACCESSORIES

LOCATED ABOVE BLACKIES PIT STOP IN KIHEI • 874-1040

Green Island Gardening 15 years in business • SERVING

Upcountry, Wailuku & South Maui • QUALITY YARD CARE SERVICE

Mowing, Weed Whacking, Hedge Trimming, Irrigation Repairs, & More

Call Kevin

808.276.0873

Attending Attending to to all all your your landscape landscape needs needs

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

There are people in your life whose behavior is so far beyond the pale that it feels like there’s no reasonable way to deal with them.

That may very well be true. Of course, the normal solution for such difficult people is to simply walk away from them and not interact with them any more. However, sometimes that’s easier said than done, and in some cases, not easily possible (when they’re your in-laws, for example). If that’s the situation you find yourself in, it’s still best to stay as uninvolved as possible. There’s a way to draw firm, clear boundaries without being mean or awful. Find it.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

You love being a good friend, and it’s wonderful how people can rely on you. However, there are times when your own needs or plans must and should take precedent. You can’t always drop everything and come running every time your friend calls. This week, you may have to fail to come through for someone because life has intervened. They need to understand that—and so do you. Feeling guilty about it serves no one. You’ll probably come through next time, as you have so many times before, so stop feeling bad about this time, and get on with your life.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

You feel everything so deeply and intensely that sometimes it’s hard for others to really help you. You’re swimming in depths

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Make yourself busier. Slowing down may work for some people (and might even be the right solution for you, at times), it’s not the correct solution right now. You have too much time to think at the moment, and your busy mind has certainly taken advantage of it. Time to cut it off. Many of your problems only seem so insurmountable because you actually have too many hours to dwell upon them. Get busier, and several of them might just evaporate. Even if they don’t disappear completely, they’ll almost certainly shrink to a much more manageable size.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, they say—but it’s also contained other places. Having a high degree of confidence (not arrogance; be careful, Aries) can make you a million times more attractive to quality people. Winning the genetic lottery is only part of the picture—being proud of who you are ultimately counts for a whole lot more. This week, instead of worrying about all the superficial stuff that you may not be as happy with, own who you are and all the wonderful qualities you actually have. Turn up the shine, and watch how people respond. You’ll be pretty pleased.

TUNE IN: SPIKE’S SONIC PLAYGROUND IS BACK!

sign.language.astrology@gmail.com

MAY 10, 2012

29

CLASSIFIED

Classified for your enjoyment Adult Services

808-283-3260

Get an ad.

It’s ok!

30

MAY 10, 2012

�

Divine Delights

❤

����

❤

879-3500

�

�

Pleasures in Paradise

Convenient Upcountry Location �

~ Waves of Pleasure ~ Exquisite Erotic Bodywork ~ Genuine Tender Loving Care ~ Sensual Beauty

~ ~~~ 269-0453

214.8529

❤

Kihei

����

❤

Heavenly Bodies Petite Blond & Brunette Females Private Sessions Bachelor Parties

DIVORCE SPECIALS

871-4941 661-9222

BUY & SELL

CASH FOR TOOLS We Loan Cash For All Good Condition Working Tools 52 N. Market St. Wailuku 242-5555 CASH FOR OLD POI POUNDERS & OTHER HAWAIIANA We Loan Cash For Old Poi Pounders & Other Hawaiiana 52 N. Market St. Wailuku 242-5555 WE BUY GIFT CARDS! Lowes, Home Depot, Sears, Wal Mart and more! 52 N. Market Street, Wailuku

WE PAY TOP $ FOR YOUR GOLD! JEWELRY • WATCHES DIAMONDS • COINS NEW

WE NOW BUY AND SELL QUALITY USED FURNITURE!

WEST MAUI GOLD 667-7689

1000 LIMAHANA PL., LAHAINA

MAUITIME

Mango Mermaid

Local Ads

Heartfelt, Loving Touch For Body & Spirit

DOES MORE WITH LE$$!

Mountain Butterfly

����

AAAH ... BLISS Melt to my Magical Hands Tenderly Touching your Whole Body. Delightfully Exquisite Sensual Pampering Session. Exotic, Intimate & Irresistable. Elegant Ambiance.

Men, Women and Couples Especially Invited. Come to the Enchanted Gardens 891-2700

DIVINE INTERLUDES Desiring A Higher Pleasure? Feel Fulfilled. Heart-to-Heart Body-toBody Bliss. For Sincere Discerning Men. Experience Heaven on Earth - The Goddess Divine.

CALL ME- 875-8388

EROTICENCOUNTERS.COM WHERE HOT GIRLS SHARE THEIR PRIVATE FANTASIES! Instant Connections. Fast & Easy.

Mutual Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Exchange messages, Talk live 24/7, Private 1-on-1. Give in to Temptation, call now 1-888-700-8511

MEN SEEKING MEN 1-877-409-8884 Gay hot phone chat, 24/7! Talk to or meet sexy guys in your area anytime you need it.

Fulfill your wildest fantasy. Private & confidential. Guys always available.

1-877-409-8884 Free to try. 18+

HOT BLONDE SEEKING GENEROUS GENTLEMAN - 23 Hi there! I’m a sexy blonde with a killer body seeking a generous man for a mutually beneficial intimate relationship. If you’re looking for a good time in public and an even better time in private check out my profile at www.Estmen.com/Jenn88

SWF SEEKING SOMEONE TO SPOIL ME 25, blonde I’m a clean, young sexy girl seeking a generous older man for some adult fun. I can host in a safe, discreet place. Only contact me if you’re serious. Check out my profile and photos at www.EstMen. com/Ashlee4

CHECK OUT OUR NEW KIHEI LOCATION!

SOUTH MAUI GOLD

MUSIC EQUIPMENT

CASH FOR UKULELES We Loan Cash For Ukuleles 52 N. Market St. Wailuku 242-5555

AUTOMOTIVE SERVICES CASH FOR CARS Any Car/Truck. Running or Not! Top Dollar Paid. We Come To You! Call For Instant Offer: 1-888-420-3808 www. cash4car.com (AAN CAN)

REAL ESTATE FOR SALE REPAIR SHOP

• Complete Diagnostics • Transmissions • Engines • Factory Services • Tune ups • A/C Service & Repairs • Complete Brake and Suspension

BODY SHOP

• Insurance Salvaged Vehicle Repair • Custom Body & paint • Frame Straightening • Rust Repair • Bumper and Panel Repair • Refinishing 355 Alamaha St. Kahului, HI CALL NOW

495.0176

CHRYSLER EXPERTS!

BMW / MINI • VOLVO MERCEDES • VW / AUDI

SERVICE • PARTS • ACCESSORIES

10% DISCOUNT

FREE MINI-DETAIL WITH LARGE SERVICE

• Scheduled Maintenance to Major Overhauls • Towing • Extended Warranty Service • Custom & Performance Products & Installation • Collision Repair • Restorations • Detailing • Tires • Wheels • Mufflers • Batteries • Air Conditioning Computer & Electronic Diagnostics

DIESEL • BIODIESEL • HYBRIDS

(#RD 3881)

ISLAND WIDE SERVICE

878-2698

AMERICAN • ASIAN • CARS • SUVS • TRUCKS 3135 Lower Kula Road • Behind Kula Hardware

SERVICES

MAUI RECYCLING SERVICE Picks up all your glass, plastic, aluminum, tin, newspaper, & cardboard. Now also: glossy paper & office paper recycling offered. Home Pickup; a convenience for $25.15/mo! Bi-monthly pick up. Commercial accounts avail. Call Now! 244-0443

Yoki’s

• Custom Dresses

& Gowns

• Custom Bridal Gowns • Lingerie • Gown Alterations

PANORAMIC OCEAN VIEW 2 bd/2ba Kihei condo. Walk to beaches, restaurants, and shopping. Only $269,000. Josh Jerman, Realtor (808) 283-2222.

The Wailea Group LLC. WWW.DEVELOPKIHEILAND. COM 3.24 acres with preliminary subdivision and SMA approval across from the ocean. $1,449,000 Josh Jerman, Realtor (808) 283-2222 The Wailea Group LLC COLORADO 5 ACRES $7,500! $100 down, $100 monthly. High mountain valley, level land near mountains, rivers and streams. Surveyed, good road access.

Owner anytime 806-376-8690. Diane. steed@att.net

SHARED HOUSING, ROOMMATES

ALL AREAS - ROOMMATES.COM Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps.

Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: http://www.Roommates.com.

(AAN CAN)

VACATION RENTALS

CLEAN, AFFORDABLE Accommodations in our vacation rental from $69 per day. Call Toll Free Wailuku Guesthouse 877-9868270 or www.wailukuhouse.com

NOTICES

ALOHA VALUED READERS We would like to let our readers know that we try to screen most of our ads. We read back the ad copy to ensure that it is the correct information that advertisers want. If you see the acronym (AAN CAN) that ad is a national ad and was not submitted directly to us. If you have a question directly concerning AAN CAN, please check out aancan.org DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH IS OFFERING FREE HIV TESTING & COUNSELING (STD/HEP C as well). Mon: Kihei Community Center— 11-2 pm Tues: Wailuku Health Center— all day Wed: *Paia Community Center— 12-3 pm ( 1st, 3rd, (5th)week): *Haiku Community Center—12-3pm (2nd, 4th week) Thur: *Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center—912pm Fri: (non-furlough Fridays) Wailuku Health Center—appt. *=starting 4/1/10 Results in 2 weeks. For more info CALL 984-2129.

EMPLOYMENT

HELP WANTED!!!

Make money Mailing brochures from home! FREE Supplies!

Helping Home-Workers since 2001! Genuine Opportunity! No experience required. Start Immediately! www.theworkhub. net (AAN CAN)

Singing Telegrams

• The Classic Birthday Surprise!

• Includes Live Musician, Gift Lei & Card

alohasingingtelegrams.com

463-5575

572-5884

yokimauilingerie@hotmail.com

SCREEN DOORS & WINDOWS RESCREENED • REPAIRED REPLACED

EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES! CDL Bus Drivers (Kahului Airport) Drivers (Kahului Airport )

Apply online @ www.go.alamo.com or call 808.839.8465

808.280.2667 15+ YEARS EXPERIENCE

WE ARE AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER

EMPLOYMENT $$$HELP WANTED$$$ Extra Income! Assembling CD cases from Home! No Experience Necessary! Call our Live Operators Now! 1-800-4057619 EXT 2450 http://www. easywork-greatpay.com (AAN CAN)

EXPERIENCED PART TIME HAIRSTYLIST For busy new Hair Salon in Paia. Must be available Sunday, Monday, Thursday, from 10-6 but your schedule will not be limited to those days. Must have proof of liability insurance policy, professional license and GE tax license. Please email resume, call 808-579-9580, or bring a resume by the salon on Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday. Vanity Salon 71 Baldwin Avenue Unit A1 (right next to Moana Cafe)

BEST PRICES VIAGRA Tired of paying outrageous prices for Viagra? Best prices huge discounts Viagra 40 pills $99.00 Get Viagra for less than $3 per pill. Call NOW 866-949-3589 (AAN CAN)

PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? Talk with caring agency specializing in matching Birthmothers with Families nationwide. LIVING EXPENSES PAID. Call 24/7 Abby’s One True Gift Adoptions 866-413-6293 (AAN CAN)

Trust us.

We don’t like seeing these damn mimes either.

Get an ad.

It’s ok!

808-283-3260

95 LIPOA ST. #105 • 874-5333

OPEN MON-SAT IN KIHEI OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK IN WAILUKU

NOW WITH 2 LOCATIONS!

40 N. Market St. Wailuku, HI 242-8788

North Kihei 8:30AM-7:00PM

808-269-7342

XIAO

95 Lipoa St. #105 Kihei, HI 874-5333

www.greentimaui.com *Now accepting Health Insurance

Combo Special!

$95

• 1 Hour Therapeutic Thai Bodywork and • NEW Infrared Sauna Treatment

CALL NOM in Pukalani 808.344.2695

Authentic Thai Body Work

Feel the Stress Melt Away

50 / 1 hr

$

*HEALING HANDS M4M* Treat yourself to a full-body M4M combination nurturing & therapeutic bodywork session.

In-calls & out-calls available.

Call 242-1122.

• $70 / 1.5 hr

Arunee, Upcountry Haiku (808)344-4674

I'ao Acupuncture & Spa Get Fit, Stay Positive, and Shine all summer long!

TANTRA TEMPLE: Services, Club Tantra, counseling, classes, Certification Program, social networking groups, books. www.schooloftantra.com, 808-244-4921

CLEAR LIGHT BODYWORK I am here to receive you with open arms to help you cleanse and heal your body. Will clear unconsciously held patterning, and even disturbed emotional energy within the body. A spiritual cleansing and clearing.

808-281-0646

OUR SECOND LOCATION

NOW OPEN IN KIHEI!

Stiff Neck/Frozen Shoulders Headache Facial Beauty Whole Body Care

Traditional Thai Style & Oil Combo

Mind, Body & Spirit

FIND MAUI’S HOLISTIC EVENTS! Visit www.mauivision.net today and explore our extensive mind, body & spirit listings.

New April/May Maui Vision Magazine out now! Call 6699091 for info.

Alii Kula Lavender Products now available!

BEAUTIFUL STUDIO

2012 ELECTION IS APPROACHING You can now purchase your Presidential T-shirt online. Visit www.votenow2012.org Free Shipping. Allow 7-14 days.

HEALTH

Boutique & Massage

Massage • Acupuncture • Gifts • Facials • Waxing

MISCELLANEOUS

LOAN PAYMENTS IN HALF OR MORE? Get Relief NOW w/LOWER payments! Late or in Default NO Problem Call NOW Student Hotline 888-317-3831 (AAN CAN)

Green Ti

CHINESE TRADITIONAL BODY WORK

1 month unlimited membership for only $140 Drop-ins Welcome!

Mat & towels avail. at the studio.

Be prepared to Sweat!

Lahaina Center • Across the Front Street Movie Theaters 2hr Validated Parking 900 Front. St. Ste F17, Lahaina,HI 96761 808.661.6828 www.BikramyogaLahaina.net Private Sessions • Retreats Usui Reiki/Breathwork Training Healing and Beyond!

808.269.0703

constancerosemaui.com soulspamaui.com

MASSAGE

LICENSED MASSAGE THERAPY Enjoy a Relaxing Professional Massage. Private, Comfortable West Maui location by a Certified LMT. For Pregnancy Massage, Deep Tissue, Lomi or Swedish, call Susan 2762114. Same day appts. available. MAT#8984 Please no late night calls.

2012 Year of the Dragon

KAMA’AINA SUMMER SIZZLE SALE!

Come See What’s New 1000’s of NEW ITEMS

from The Tucson Gem & Mineral Show!

50% OFF RED-TAG ITEMS!

Green Lotus • Cystals • Minerals • • Asian Art • Jewelry •

Open 7 days a week • 10am - 5pm

244.2300

1816 Mill Street • Wailuku

50% OFF

90 MIN

JADE MASSAGE initial consultation & $75 SPECIAL acupuncture treatment with Deborah Maghen, LAc with Honora Kalama, LMT *must mention ad to receive specials

Call:249-8280 · www.iaoacupuncture.com

Therapeutic Massage

45 70 90

$

$

60 min

90 min

$

•Organic Products• Kihei • MAT #11951

808.463.1771

2 hrs

MASSAGE FACIAL COMBOS

MAY 10, 2012

31

Anew Tattoo

By Nancy

Rest & Relaxation

Paia Tattoo Parlor

Traditional, Chair & Travel Hammocks in many styles!

@

Offering shipping on all orders HANGLOOSE HAMMOCKS HAWAII 658 Front St. Lahaina Wharf Cinema Center 808-244-3908

808.579.8515 FIND ME ON FACEBOOK

(Upstairs, next to Cool Cats.)

InkIng MauI for 18 years

VISIT Maui’s

VISIT

www.hangloosehammockshawaii.com

www.JoshJerman.com To download my FREE Maui real estate app and enter 12137

BEST SMOKESHOP!

Josh Jerman R(B) 808.283.2222

320 OHUKAI RD. #404, KIHEI 808.879.2826

direct

CERTIFICATES & RE-CERTIFICATION The Office of

MATTHEW BRITTAIN, LCSW Coordinating M.D. Services for the Medical use of Marijuana

QUALIFYING MEDICAL CONDITIONS INCLUDE: (but are not limited to)

Cancer, HIV/AIDS, Severe Pain, Severe Nausea, Glaucoma, Seizures, Severe Muscle Spasms, Asthma, Severe Cramping

New and Renewal, Only $125

GLASS • VAPES • GIFTS KAMA’AINA

Smoke Shop

ALOHA MARKETPLACE ACROSS THE STREET FROM OCEANS BAR IN KIHEI

CHRYSLER EXPERTS! BMW / MINI • VOLVO MERCEDES • VW / AUDI

SERVICE • PARTS • ACCESSORIES

10% DISCOUNT

• Scheduled Maintenance to Major Overhauls • Towing • Extended Warranty Service • Custom & Performance Products & Installation • Collision Repair • Restorations • Detailing • Tires • Wheels • Mufflers • Batteries • Air Conditioning Computer & Electronic Diagnostics

DIESEL • BIODIESEL • HYBRIDS

(#RD 3881)

Please call Matthew at our Main Office in Hilo at

(808)934-7566

ISLAND WIDE SERVICE

878-2698

AMERICAN • ASIAN • CARS • SUVS • TRUCKS

We are not a dispensary. Offering monthly clinics on Maui.

We are not State of Hawaii employees or contractors.

SPORTFISHING

The Fastest Growing Privacy Hedge Available!

FREE MINI-DETAIL WITH LARGE SERVICE

Plus the $25 State processing fee

3135 Lower Kula Road • Behind Kula Hardware

TO THE HOTTEST SHOWS IN MAUI.

TIX

Mana 875-7881

MEDICAL USE of MARIJUANA

WIN

Maui

Stop Wishin’ & Go Fishin’ 42 ft. Custom Sportfishers Catch a 500+lb Marlin & your trip is

FREE

and we make a $300 donation to a Maui charity

(808) 667-2774

Yellow Seed Bamboo

www.YellowSeedBamboo.com

Go to mauitime.com/contests:

@ THE MACC MAY 18TH ALL AGES

Use your Smart Phone to scan this code with QR Code App