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If you were an airplane, what would you be? Editor: Anthony Pignataro (808) 283-1308 / anthony@mauitime.com @apignataro on Twitter F-86 Sabre Associate Editor: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com @anuheayagi on Twitter Flying Tigers P-40 Warhawk Proofreader: Dina Wilson Douglas DC-3 Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, Jory John, Avery Monsen, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower mauiweddingmedias.com / howerphotography.com The Concord Art Director & Production Manager: Scrappers scrapperstown.com & thedepartmentofawesome.com Flying back to Portland, Oregon Graphic Designers: Amy Mendolia (paper), Christina Tarleton Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com The Enola Gay General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com @jenrusso on Twitter An amphibian Admin. Executive: Keo Eaton (808) 244-0777 High Admin. Assistant: Jennifer Brown The Lisa Marie Web Design: Linear Publishing Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com @tommyrusso on Twitter Virgin

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MORE LOCAL FOOD!

I would like to add to your list of restau-

rants making a difference in using local ingredients is the Sure Thing Burger in Lahaina (“MauiTime 2012 Food Issue,” Mar. 29, 2012). Their burgers are made with beef from Maui cattle that is prepared by a local butcher who uses their unique recipe in preparing the ground beef. They went as far as to source-out a baker here on Maui that uses their recipe to make excellent buns. It makes for by far the best burger on Maui. Make sure to give them a try and of course make a trip over to Ono Gelato for dessert where we also buy local organic ingredients from farmers such as James Simpliciano to make our gelato and sorbetto.

-Stephanie Mosi, Ono Gelato

MMM... HOSTESS BARS

Try follow the money, honey (Coconut

Wireless, Mar. 29, 2012). Maybe [then you] can find reason for why “the LC really loves its hostess bars.”

-Howel Leigh, via Mauitime.com

So Anthony wants to be snooty about

hostess bars? Please watch your attitude. Jus because the culture you come from fears something, doesn’t mean it isn’t perfectly acceptable to a culture without the

same blind spots.

-Bradley Hall, via Mauitime.com

ICKE, ICKE, BABY

David Icke says that he is just seeking the

truth, but does he himself know the Truth (“In/Famous Conspiracy Theorist David Icke: Truth Seeker or Total Psycho?” Mar. 22, 2012)? There is only one Truth, and outside of that One, N-O-T-H-I-N-G else matters. When you get the heart of God, then you can pray out what matters to Him. The Bible says, “My children are destroyed for lack of knowledge.” Not nonsense lizard knowledge, knowledge of the One. Don’t waste your time, use it wisely in a wise way, because the end will come soon. No one knows their own dates and times. Life is a flickering candle blown by the wind, so secure for yourself an eternal future because hell, well, it’s for real.

-“Bloodwashedlinen,” via Mauifeed.com

It would be nice to have people who are a bit more informed and less juvenile in their presentation cover someone of the caliber of David Icke. This was painful to read and full of misinformation. Not to mention it casts aspersions on “the locals.” But so clouded with disrespect and entitlement as the article is, I suppose we are to believe Mr. [sic] [Anuhea] Yagi expects even the “bumpkin” locals, to suffer his [sic] misinformed scorn…

-“Jane Says,” via Mauifeed.com

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QUIZunderstood

According to that same article,

which government official allegedly put pressure on former Haleakala National Park Superintendent Marilyn Parris to support the telescope?

A. U.S. Senator Daniel Inouye B. U.S. Senator Daniel Akaka C. U.S. Congresswoman Mazie Hirono D. Hawaii Governor Neil Abercrombie E. Former Hawaii Governor Linda Lingle

When confronted with evidence that hearing officer Steven Jacobsen, who has reviewed the $300 million Advanced Technology Solar Telescope proposed for the Haleakala summit, had engaged in alleged “communications from various entities” that call his impartiality into question, what did the state Board of Land and Natural Resources do, according to the Mar. 31 Maui News? A. Promote him. B. Fire him. C. Reprimand him. D. Reprimand him, then fire him. E. Nothing.

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On Sunday, April 1, about how

many people attended the day-long funeral services for Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center, according to the Maui News?

A. “A few dozen people.” B. “About fifty people.” C. “About a hundred people.” D. “A few hundred people.” E. “About a thousand people.” See answers, page 29

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been too open when asked to share details about the proposed county budget. “As council member [Riki] Hokama said at the Budget meeting ‘I need to see numbers,’ not self-promotional advertisements of what you [want] the public to believe,” states the letter, which appears to have been sent to every local media outlet and government official on Maui. “It’s bad enough that the departments create and report their own performance measures– might as well take advantage of the fact that Maui is [one of] the only counties not to have an independent auditor. And when the public asks for this detailed information in order to make informed decisions? We are referred to a STATE website, to fill

So really, how open is the government that runs the County of Maui? We throw around terms like “open government” all the time, but what does it mean for the actual citizens who pay for government with their taxes? The last few weeks I’ve had a small disagreement with Maui County Council Chairman Danny Mateo over his support for the now-deferred HB 2742, a loathsome bill that would have exempted the County of Maui from the state’s Sunshine Law. The Sunshine Law lays down strict requirements for quorums, meeting in public and properly posting agendas, and is pretty much working as it is, says groups like Pontanilla Vs. Keith-Agaran Common Cause Hawaii. Of course, Mateo insists that his support for HB 2742 doesn’t in any way negate his own support for “transparency and public participation in government,” because, really, can a guy get elected in this day and age for saying anything other than that? There is new evidence, however, that the County of Maui is pretty open, as far as governments can be. In fact, it’s so open that it recently received an award saying exactly that. “The Maui County website has been awarded a ‘Sunny Award’ for having one of the ‘most transparent government websites in America’ according to the Editors of Sunshine Review,” said County Assistant Communications Director Ryan Piros in a Mar. 30 email. “Sunshine Review President Mike Barnhard informed Maui County Council Chairman Danny Mateo about the award in a March 5 letter. In the letter Barnhard states that the Maui County website scored an ‘A’ on the Sunshine Review’s Transparency Checklist. This is good, but you should keep a few things in mind. First, that Sunshine Review is about two years old. Secondly, that it’s a wiki, meaning that just about anyone can sign up and edit the content on its site. And third, that “transparency” doesn’t just mean free and unfettered access to the information government officials want public, but all government information. Apparently, I’m not the only one skeptical about the county’s award-winning commitment to transparency. On Mar. 31, I re-Woman ceived an anonymous but thoughtful letter to the editor criticizing the Sunshine Review award because county officials haven’t

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out forms which are then given to lawyers to decide if the public is permitted to see how tax dollars are being spent?” Of course, the massive 600-plus page proposed operating budget and similarly sized capital improvement budget are posted on the county’s website, but understanding it is a challenge for anyone not holding a CPA’s license. But if a slightly known non-profit organization wants to give an award to the county for merely meeting the standards of openness required under state laws, who are we to argue?

JOE VS. GIL

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COUNTY OF MAUI EVEN MORE SUNSHINEY!

According to writer Susan Halas, termedout Maui County Councilman Joe Pontanilla announced at a Mar. 28 campaign event that he will run against incumbent state Representative Gil Keith-Agaran for the 9th District House seat, which includes Kahului and Paia. Since both are Democrats, this has all the makings of a rough primary battle: on one side, you have the intellectual, Twitter-savvy Keith-Agaran, and on the other you have the go-along, get-along Pontanilla who packs powerful union support and easily won election after election to the much bigger county council seat representing Kahului.

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MAUI GETS NEW OLD BUSES!

It really seems that when it comes to public transportation, Maui is most definitely Honolulu’s younger cousin. How else to explain the Mar. 30 press release I got from the county saying that the City and County of Honolulu decided to give Maui a few 18-year-old buses? “The three 40-foot transit buses are being retired from TheBus to make way for new replacement buses, which are part of a fleet management plan to maintain the average age of TheBus fleet at a desired target age,” said Louise Kim McCoy of the Honolulu Mayor Peter Carlisle’s office in a press release forwarded by Maui officials. “The retired buses being transferred to Maui County are fully operational, but are at the end of their planned service life with TheBus fleet. If they were not transferred to Maui, these buses would be sold at an auction.” See, it’s not so bad. The hand-me-down buses were merely “retired” because they reached “the end of the planned service life.” Later in the release, Carlisle himself even calls the buses “older but still productive,” as though he was worried about upsetting the buses’ delicate emotional sensibilities. In any case, Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa should get some kind of appreciation for putting the best spin on this. “The Maui Bus system is one of the fastest growing public transit systems in the nation right now,” said Arakawa in the press release. “We have more passengers waiting at our bus stops every day and no room on our buses. This transfer from the City and County of Honolulu is helping us to address that problem. We wish to thank Mayor Carlisle and the Oahu residents for rescuing our Maui Bus riders from being stranded. We truly appreciate their aloha.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1542n1

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Talia Gangini will combine two of her great passions, art and ocean sports, in an event this weekend called Craft for a Cause. Gangini will paddle from Maui to Lanai in a one-person outrigger canoe on Saturday, then from Maui to Molokai on a stand-up paddle board the following Saturday. Gangini is inviting community members to sponsor her journey by the mile, with all proceeds donated to the Hui No’ueau’s youth scholarship program. Her goal is to raise between $3,625 to $14,500, to provide tuition for Maui kids that would otherwise not be able to attend a course at the Hui No’eau Visual Center. “My quest is to raise at the least $3,625 to allow 25 of Maui’s keiki, who would normally not be able, to take art classes at Maui’s finest art center, the Hui No’eau,” says Gangini. “I know there are a lot of different causes to support, but I’m starting by making a difference in my own community.” Taking the time between competing in Mexico at the third annual Punta Sayulita Longboard & Stand-Up Paddle Classic, placing third in the SUP Elite Race and training for both the upcoming Waikiki Paddle Festival and Maui’s Olukai Maliko race, Gangini created this fundraiser for the island’s youth. Trilogy will provide the escort sailboat to ensure that she arrives safely. At 14, Gangini started taking jewelry classes at the Hui No’eau. From there she carved out a jewelry design business called Pashey Designz that won national press after some of

her work appeared on the cover of the 2009 Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. “We are completely wowed by Talia’s generosity and grace,” says Hui Youth Programs & Marketing Manager Kelly McHugh. “When she approached me asking if this ‘was OK with us,’ I practically buckled down crying, feeling so touched to have played a part in a program that this young woman felt compelled to support. She is an incredible, incredible artist and human being–and really sets the stage for future young philanthropists and the capability they have to make Maui a better place.” Gangini has partnered with the non-profit Maliko Water Sports for the fundraiser. The suggested $2 per mile donation for Talia’s 42-mile journey can be made out to Maliko Water Sports by sending a check to 1026 Haiku Rd., Haiku HI 96708 but any amount is greatly appreciated. For more information or to donate via Paypal, go to taliagangini. tumblr.com/craftforacause.

SNIP GETS SNIPPED AT MAUI HUMANE SOCIETY

Time is up early for the Maui Humane

Society’s Spay Neuter Incentive Program (SNIP), which provides coupons for reducedrate sterilization for pets. The program is administered at no cost to taxpayers by the Maui Humane Society (MHS) with the funds it receives from the county. This year it met an early demise because funds were depleted as of March 5, earlier than usual. The coupons were distributed when the veterinarian, client or other animal welfare group calls to let MHS know that surgeries are scheduled. MHS then faxes the coupon to the veterinary facility, where it’s filled out and signed, confirming surgeries are completed, and then faxed back at the end of the month. MHS then reimburses the facility, based on the discounts earned for the animal. Discounts vary from $15 to $50 depending on the animal. MHS says that 1,010 animals were sterilized during this fiscal year. New initiatives by SPCA, like the mass spay neuter in January, utilized 164 coupons; 9th Life also utilized 61 coupons throughout the year, which may be contributing to the higher demand for coupons. Jocelyn Bouchard, CEO of MHS, does not believe that this will

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have an increase in animal population in Maui as their in-house Spay/Neuter Assistance and Referral Program (SNARP) is still ongoing and has funding. “Options are still be available to people who need financial assistance,” says Bouchard. “We expect to see an increase in our in-house program. However, if private vets don’t refer people and/or if people wait for the coupons to be available again, we could see an increase in unwanted/accidental litters which will mean that the population will increase. This program is privately funded–restricted donations from individual donors, grants written for the program, pet banks in the community and any costs the client can afford for the procedure all go towards this program. Our budget for that is based on funds available. Thankfully, we have not run out of funds for this program yet and spend approximately $72,000 per year on this program. The exact amount is hard to pinpoint, since salaries, supplies, etc. can overlap with other programs operated by the vet department. But this is a conservative figure.” The discount per SNIP coupon is $15 for a cat neuter, $25 for a cat spay, $25 for a dog neuter and $50 for a dog spay. The annual budget for 2011-2012 fiscal year was $35,000. It can cost up to $500 for a dog spay and the Maui Humane Society urges anyone who may have any challenges with paying to call them at 808-877-3616 for more info or to book an appointment for their SNARP program. “We utilize that program for people who cannot afford to do the surgery elsewhere and work with clients so that money need not be the reason they do not have their pet sterilized,” says Bouchard. The SNIP program has run out of funds before, but usually just a few weeks before the end of the June 30 fiscal year. This is the earliest they’ve seen funds run dry. MHS usually distributes the coupons until the money runs out, but they’re considering having a monthly cap to ensure funds run through the year for the next fiscal year. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1542n2

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PEOPLE OF FAITH: GPS NAVIGATOR USERS

In a world of advancing technology and declining map-reading skills, some GPS navigator users blindly over-rely on the devices, and News of the Weird has reported enough of their predicaments to mark the category “no longer weird.” However, three Japanese students on holiday near Brisbane, Australia, in March created a new standard for ignoring common sense. Bound for North Stradbroke Island (about eight miles offshore), the driver (according to authorities cited by the local Bayside Bulletin) apparently put maps and eyesight aside, in favor of the all-powerful Navigator, which had instructed him to proceed. As news spread on the Internet, photographers rushed to capture the car, halfburied in sand. (In the students’ defense, the beach seemed to extend to the horizon at low tide–although the word “island” might have deserved more respect.)

THE VILLAGE IDIOT

The entire village (almost!) of Sodeto, Spain, shared the grand prize in the country’s huge Christmas lottery in December according to the New York Times, earning each of the 70 households the equivalent of at least $130,000. The joint buy-in of tickets is a town ritual, but one resident missed the canvassing: filmmaker Costis Mitsotakis, who said he was happy that everyone else was happy. (The dark side of winning: Hucksters flooded the town from all over the country.)

WORKPLACE THEFT!

Anthony McDaniel, 47, voluntarily returned to North Carolina from his new home in Texas in February after being charged with embezzlement by his old employer, says the Greensboro News-Record. The owner of Fayetteville’s Skibo Skillet (now out of business) accused McDaniel of having pocketed meatballs, corn on the cob and anchovy dip while he worked there.

MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME

Keith Davis, 46, was caught red-handed in Ashley Murray’s house in South Bend, Ind., in February and charged with burglary. Murray, though, said she had mixed feelings because, while there, Davis had folded Murray’s clothes and vacuumed the house. According to WNDU-TV, police said that some drug or other had made Davis believe he was in his own home.

FAMILY VALUES

What Christmas gift would be appropriate for the seven-year-old daughter of Britain’s notorious specimen of plastic surgery known as the “Human Barbie”? For little “Poppy” Burge, it was a gift certificate worth the equivalent of about $11,000 for future liposuction (redeemable beginning at age 18). According to London’s Daily Mail, Mom Sarah had already given her a voucher for breast augmentation.

(Poppy, developing her early-onset need for attention: “I can’t wait to be like Mummy with big boobs. They’re pretty.”) Mom, who recently turned 51, celebrated with about $80,000 worth of additional plastic surgery to run her lifetime total to the equivalent of (depending on source consulted) $800,000 to $1 million.

ADMIRABLE WORK ETHIC

Sheriff’s detectives told the Everett, Wash., Daily Herald in January that they had recently tracked down a 21-year-old man who confessed to stealing checks from the Money Tree store in Lynnwood, Wash., and forging signatures. According to the detectives, the man was clear about his motive: “I don’t have an addiction. I don’t need to use drugs. I [was] doing this to show my parents that I can make it on my own, without them.”

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WISCONSITES, DOING IT THE HARD WAY

In October, Robbie Suhr, 48, of Pleasant Prairie, Wis., sought the affections of the young exchange student living with Suhr and his wife and children, but she had so far declined. According to police cited in a WTMJ-TV report, a disguised Suhr snatched the woman one night, intending to tie her up, leave, and then return undisguised to “rescue” her. However, she fought back, sending the masked man fleeing.

IT’S EVERYWHERE!

Two ministers in the Indian state of Karnataka were pressured into resigning in February after allegedly being spotted watching pornography on a cellphone in the state legislature, according to BBC News. Minister Laxman Savadi said he was actually doing research on the dangers of “rave” parties. And the Daily Mail reported that a 54-year-old court clerk at Inner London Crown Court was caught by his judge looking at pornography during the victim’s testimony at a notorious rape trial. He said he was just “bored” and admitted previously browsing porn in court.

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LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS

One of the largest methamphetamine busts in U.S. history was made in March by police in Palo Alto, Calif., who used the popular FindMy-iPad app. Apparently, someone at the drug house had stolen the iPad, and police turned on the owner’s global-positioning “app,” pointing to an apartment complex in Santa Clara County. Almost 800 pounds of meth was confiscated, with a street value of about $35 million. Said the father of the iPad owner in the San Jose Mercury News, “They have $35 million, and they can’t go out and buy an iPad?” ■ chuck@mauitime.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1542n2

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OR, HOW THE STATE OF HAWAII INTENDS TO SPEND MORE THAN $1 BILLION EXPANDING KAHULUI AIRPORT

By Anthony Pignataro

here’s a quaint sleepiness to Kahului Airport that’s undeniable to even the most hardened air traveler. Sure, finding a parking space can take a few minutes, and require a few minutes walk, there’s often a line at ticketing and getting through the TSA choke point can be a major pain, but once a prospective passenger is through and riding the escalator up to the terminal, there’s nothing but wide open space ahead. For those arriving on island, the terminal is simple, straightforward and not the least bit daunting. In many ways, the small but not cramped terminal is a great way for visitors to decompress after their flight. Now, all that may be changing. There’s a new airport access road coming soon to Kahului. Then, over the next few decades, construction crews will extend the airport’s Runway 2-20 from 7,000 to 9,600 feet and Runway 5-23 from 5,000 to 7,000 feet. They’ll also add more gates and greatly expand the terminal, move all commuter parking and create a new, consolidated rental car center that’s more or less where the current airport offices sit. If all this sounds familiar, it’s because the state talked about expanding the airport back in the 1980s and ‘90s. It was incredibly controversial and divisive, with a coalition of residents rising up over the proposal’s possible impact on nearby wildlife (Kanaha Pond sits next to the airport) as well as increased noise and pollution–issues that will certainly arise again. For instance, during a May 1996 hearing on the airport environmental impact report, 55 people spoke out against the expansion plans while just six supported it, according to Mansel Blackford’s 2001 book Fragile Paradise. The state eventually dumped the expansion plan in 2000, but only because funding dried up.

n fact, air travel demand never really exploded on Maui the way transportation officials were predicting 20 years ago. And though there’s still not really any air travel demand pushing for a new airport expansion, and state officials still admit they have no idea how they’d pay for such work, the odds are actually pretty strong that it’s going to happen this time. Construction is scheduled to start in 2014, and run for the next 20 years (and beyond, perhaps). Because extending Runway 5-23 will consume the current cluster of rental car companies, they will have to move first, which will necessitate moving commuter parking. Only then, in 2015 or so, can the runway extensions begin. In 2025, relocating the commuter terminal and expansion of the main terminal and helicopter facility will take place. Post-2035 projects include realigning Hana Highway as it passes the airport and the possible construction of a new 8,500-foot runway. This isn’t how it was supposed to be. “None of this was supposed to happen for six years,” said Dan Meisenzahl, spokesman for the state Department of Transportation. “But it just makes sense to do it now.” The reason is that because the Federal Aviation Administra-

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tion announced late last year that it would no longer pay for patchwork repairs to the airport’s runways, airport officials have to do a complete runway resurfacing. Since they’re going to be doing all that, the logic goes, you might as well move up the old airport expansion timetable and extend the runways to accommodate newer commercial airliners since the runway will be closed anyway and we don’t know when such an opportunity might arise again. Of course, there is another option: simply close the runways for three months or so and do just the resurfacing. “The legislative leadership from Maui [Representative Joe Souki and Senators J. Kalani English and Shan Tsutsui] are adamantly opposed to closing Runway 5-23,” said Dan Meisenzahl. “They will extend 5-23 because they can’t shut it down.” To alleviate fears in Spreckelsville that the state would use the runway extensions to reorient the runway focus at the airport and launch airliners over the heads of homeowners in that wealthy enclave, Meisenzahl insisted that Runway 2-20–which points out over the ocean–would remain the airport’s primary runway. “But while we’re working on 2-20, it might be the primary runway for a year,” he added. Because state transportation officials are talking about run-

way extension now, rather than six years from now, looking over the colorful tables they hand out regarding air travel demand is a curious experience. In fact, the Department of Transportation’s own projections show stagnant or just a minimal increase in air travel demand through 2035, the year the Master Plan schedule shows the majority of airport projects as being completed. Let’s start with a chart curiously labeled “Maui County Visitor Forecasts 2011-2035” (it actually shows visitor figures dating back to 1999). It says visitor arrivals peaked in 2007 at nearly 2.5 million, but stand at less than 2 million today. By 2035, the chart says the number is only expected to rise to 2.25 million. Other tables show similar, if not more damning evidence of stagnant air travel demand. Indeed, the “Interisland Operations Forecast” table shows that flights between the Hawaiian islands (which make up the majority of flights in and out of Kahului Airport) will climb from the current 20,000 annual figure to 25,000–the same number of operations as 2009. Similarly, the “Interisland Passenger Forecast” table shows the slightly more than 3 million passengers using the airport in 2035, which is more than the current 2.5 million but way less than the 3.3 million who passed through it in 2007.

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AIRPORT EXPANSION BREAKDOWN (Partial List) EXTEND RUNWAY 2-20 $15.44 MILLION EXTEND RUNWAY 5 $14.85 MILLION EXTEND RUNWAY 23 $2.97 MILLION CLOSE HALEAKALA ROAD NEAR THE AIRPORT $1.20 MILLION REALIGN 5-23 TAXIWAYS $11.75 MILLION RELOCATE COMMUTER PARKING $784,000

ven the friendliest tables to the airport expansion crowd hardly show exploding growth. The table “Overseas Operations 2007-2035” only shows the number of Kahului Airport flights away from Hawaii rising from the current 9,000 a year to about 11,000 over the next quarter century. Similarly, the “Overseas Passenger Forecast” table shows the current annual passenger level rising from slightly less than 3 million today to about 3.5 million in 2035. Northshore farmer Greg Westcott, who has fought Kahului Airport expansion for the last few decades, noticed these numbers during the Nov. 3, 2011 Citizens Advisory Committee meeting on the proposed Airport Master Plan at the Kaunoa Senior Center in Paia. “Why do we need to expand?” Westcott asked the project planners, according to the meeting minutes. “The projections don’t warrant it.” The meeting minutes show that Chester Koga, the planner with R.M. Towill Corp., which developed the Master Plan and briefed the CAC, acknowledged Westcott’s observation that the figures don’t show an increase in demand, but said that essentially that doesn’t matter. “You don’t build when you need it, because when you need it, it is too late,” Koga said, according to the minutes. “You need to plan ahead and build ahead for the next 20 years.” Funding the airport expansion project is a similar problem for state officials. In fact, how the state intends to pay for so much expansion is, at least at this level of planning, still, “up in the air,” according to Meisenzahl.

“The Legislature’s taking it up now,” he added. Of course, paying for something like runway resurfacing and extension is easy–the FAA pays for it. But things like consolidating the car rental companies is dicier, because that’s a profit-making business. On paper, airport officials can dip into the state’s rental car surcharge fund, which was set up for transportation projects like this. Except, Meisenzahl said, the administration used the fund last year to help balance the budget. The bill SB 2946 attempts to rectify the situation, and it’s slowly moving throught the House–on Apr. 3, the House Finance Committee passed the measure with some amendments. But until the Legislature sorts it all out, Meisenzahl said the department simply didn’t know how they’d work out the airport expansion funding. They apparently have plenty of time to do so. Work on the rental car consolidation isn’t suppose to take place for another two years, and before then will be at least an Environmental Assessment (Meisenzahl said he wasn’t sure an EIS would be necessary for the runway extension since it’ll be taking place on the existing airport footprint) and loads of public hearings. This is only the beginning of the effort to expand Kahului Airport. But given the near-certainty that state transportation officials have over its certitude, there’s no better time than the present to start planning for it. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1542L

NEW CENTRAL CAR RENTAL AREA $178 MILLION* NEW GATES AT TERMINAL’S NORTH END $163.35 MILLION EXTENSION OF TERMINAL’S SOUTH END $174.24 MILLION HOLDROOMS AT TERMINAL’S SOUTH END $43.56 MILLION TRANSIENT AIRCRAFT PARKING $11.17 MILLION REALIGN HANA HIGHWAY $2.31 MILLION LAND ACQUISITION $12.98 MILLION SOUTH RAMP APRON $31.76 MILLION * TO BE FUNDED “BY OTHERS”

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friend of mine from Texas who was living on Maui once told me, “Man, the only food I really miss from home that you can’t get here is chicken wings.” Now I like chicken wings just as much as any other, especially when served with a beer, but it was an eye opener to discover that wings have such a fanatic following. Thousands of restaurants serve them and it’s become trendy to open a niche restaurant revolving around just that one menu item. In fact, Just Wing It, one of Maui’s newest restaurants, is banking on those wings fans but plans to make some converts, too. The key is in their menagerie of house-made sauces. They renovated and opened in the old Dairy Queen spot at the food court next to Kihei Safeway. Restaurateurs and owners Michael Capuano (Wow Wee Candy Bars) and David Gamberdell (Fiesta Time Wailuku) felt the time and space was right to introduce their chicken-wing-plus-sauceand-sides concept. The casual eatery features eye-catching bright yellow and red, from the logo to the wall menu to the walls themselves, which are also printed with chicken footprints. The wings come fast from the fryer since they pre-bake them so they heat through quickly. Then they take your wings and toss them in the sauce of your choice. These little boned bits of meat are juicy, and their size is generous.

Just Wing It’s saucy business is addicting. They feature so many sauces for juicing your fried wings and other things that it’s difficult to choose just one. They are all made there, from the garlic parmigiano, which is a thick, tangy and cheesy combo, to their chunky bleu cheese and volcano made with blended habeneros. I lost count at 12. Then there’s the wasabi garlic ginger–an amazing concoction that we couldn’t stop dipping everything into. It features a bright horseradish zing with garlic and ginger and a very light, thin consistency. It would be great on sashimi, too. Of course, if you just

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We cater, too: we’re doing an order for a wedding of 600 wings.” They also offer boneless, skinless wings, but before you think you’re saving any calories there, remember that they’re marvelously panko-breaded and fried crispy. The same goes with their shrimp–the panko breading is light and crunchy. The pieces are sold by the the number, starting with servings of five. Wings (bone in or out) are $6.49, and shrimp is $6.99. They also do a combo where you can add a drink and a side for an additional $2. It also doesn’t matter if you can put the whole wing in your mouth and then extract just bones, or if you delicately pick the meat off of the bones: saucy wings like these are messy. But don’t let that scare you. Plenty of napkins can combat that. What should concern you though is proper sauce pairing: Buffalo, wasabi, sweet Thai chile, tequila mango habenero, lemon pepper, ranch... French fry aficionados will also be impressed by the Rainbow Fries, a conglomeration of white, red and yam potatoes, all fried crisp. The restaurant has a hearty list of sides, like nice, big onion rings that have been panko-breaded, potato mac salad, coleslaw, celery and carrot sticks with ranch and, straight from the south, panko-crusted, fried pickle slices. At first I thought they were zucchini slices, since they’re very similar in texture, but when you bite in it’s dill pickle crunch all the way. All sides run $1.49 for small, $2.69 for large and “ohana” size is $7.49. Just Wing It may be the opposite of a health food lunch, but they do include some options that keep your food out of the fryer. If you prefer your wings baked, they have those, as well as a few salads and wraps. They also have baked beans, and plain black beans, too. They also offer an artichoke and olive salad made with marinated chokes. What’s more, any of their wraps can be made in spinach or tomato tortillas with or without added tenders or shrimp. But keep in mind they also make their own desserts: handdipped caramel apples were the sweet treat of the day when I went. Capuano says they like to get creative with the desserts, but he also sells the very popular Wow Wee Candy bars for chocolate lovers. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso

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Even Maui Is Mexican Taco USA explains our nation’s undying love for Mexican food BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO

Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America

by Gustavo Arellano Scribner, New York 289 pages, $24 ere’s an easy way to impress your friends: challenge them to name all the places on Maui that sell Mexican food. Well, let’s see. There are six Maui Tacos locations scattered across the island, at least four Amigo’s spots, three Taco Bells (yes, they count), Polli’s up in Makawao, Taqueria Cruz in Kihei, Las Pinatas in Kahului, that relatively new spot in the Lahaina Cannery Mall near the old Compadres, Fred’s Cantina, Fiesta Time in Wailuku, the Tortilla Burrito Company in Fiesta Time’s old spot in Paia, the Commercial Mexicana store in Lahaina, that store next to Fiesta Time… Of course, you also have to add places that aren’t Mexican-specific, but offer Mexican items. That includes a whole manner of grocery stores and restaurants, which, inevitably, leads to endless discussion and debate over who does what better. Who has the tastiest fish tacos: Cool Cat Café or Leilani’s? Does Kahului Ale House or Moose’s offer the biggest platter of nachos? How does Pacific’O’s kalua pork quesadilla stack up against the one Haliimaile General Store makes with brie and grapes? Shouldn’t the Southwestern Salad at Mc-

Donald’s have blue corn chips? Is there a bar on the island (or in the state, for that matter) that doesn’t have at least one bottle of Tequila on the shelf? How Mexican food came to be everywhere is the subject of a new book that hits shelves this week. Called Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America, it’s written by Gustavo Arellano. A former colleague of mine from my days as a reporter for OC Weekly, he’s now the editor of that publication as well as the author of the sarcastic, syndicated Ask a Mexican! column that runs in 37 alternative weeklies across the country. For Arellano, “Mexican food” is a rich conglomeration of influences that span not just both sides of the Rio Grande, but many nations across the planet. In fact, one of his favorite “Mexican” dishes is the Korean taco–kalbi rib meat topped with Gustavo Arellano kim chee and ladled into a tortilla (which, now that I think about it, would do gangbusters on Maui should anyone decide to start offering them…). There’s no reactionary zeal for true, “authentic” Mexican fare in these pages. In fact, Arellano says to be wary of restaurants offering “authentic” Mexican cuisine. What, there’s pineapple in that salsa? Pastrami and tater

tots in that burrito? Taco Bell’s selling a new taco wrapped in a shell made from Doritos? Sweet! “We must consider the infinite varieties of Mexican food in the United States as part of the Mexican family–not a fraud, not a lesser sibling, but an equal,” he writes in the first few pages. “Wherever there is something even minutely Mexican, whether it’s people, food, language, or rituals, even centuries removed from the original mestizo source, it remains Mexican.” In any case, this isn’t a history of Mexican food in Mexico, which is a far more diverse (and spicy) domain of food that us Americans can imagine. Besides, “authentic” cuisine means dumping many of the items and entrees we hold so dear: chips and salsa, burritos rolled up like soda cans, tacos made with ground beef and/or pre-fabricated crispy shells, chili con queso, fajitas. Yes, even fajitas. Born in the Rio Grande valley in Texas, Arellano tells us the original was a poor worker’s dish using skirt steak (faja means “belt” in Spanish). Of course, today fajitas include any kind of grilled meat–which should sizzle so loud that

customers within 15 feet can’t carry on a normal conversation–though vegetarian fajitas are sometimes available. The book is, at its heart, a series of interesting and often surprising anecdotes about the birth and evolution of many foods across the Mexican spectrum. It’s not a grand history of the political, market and gastronomical influences that led to the explosion of Mexican food in the U.S. over the last century and a half. Rather, it’s a survey, with chapters organized around the creation and development of individual items or specialties–chocolate, tacos, “Southwestern cuisine,” Fritos, tequila, etc. Think of it as a Modern Marvels episode, but in convenient book form. It’s an easy read, but if there’s one warning to offer, it’s that it will make you hungry. Which is good, because even out in the Central Pacific, there are plenty of places to satisfy your need for Mexican food.■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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THURSDAY, APRIL 5 TOP QUIZ - Oh, you think you’re sooo smart, huh? Good! We’re glad you’re giving yourself the credit you deserve. Why not also give yourself a chance to prove your gray matter’s fine mettle by forming or joining a team and taking on the challenge of Dog & Duck’s weekly Quiz Night, hosted by the lovely Laura, aka “Bikini Blond” (friend of the paper and a former co-hostess on The A-Train). No cover. Dog & Duck Irish Pub (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 875-9669

EXOTICA FOR YOUR EARS, EYES N’ EVERYTHING - Oh, the paradisiacal Pacific and its ubiquitous utopia. Hyper-saturated sunsets kiss the sea, green sparks fly and all the rest. Coat its accoutrements in chic patina and you’ve got something timeless, tragic and titillating. And, lore has it, if you have sex on the beach without getting sand in your ass, you’ll cum coconut water. But, wait. Stop. Take a look around you. All that fun, freaky tiki shit ain’t real–at least, not readily so. Surprise! It’s a tourist trap! Palm fronds pulled over a centuries-old colonial hole! Welcome to the cinder block jungle, baby... Nonetheless, when life gives you ice, shave it and soak it in sugar syrup. Such quixotic bygones can indeed be imitated or imagined. However it takes careful crafting: A well-placed leopard skin. The perfect vintage cocktail dress. Exotica on the airwaves. A slimy wink from a lounge lizard... Tonight, get it all thanks to the auricular ambiance of DJs Cudra Clover, Benny Lava and Toben, of BSOS Radio (a live-streaming Internet and LP FM radio station broadcast from the Valley Isle). Plus, it’s the opening of an exhibition by California artist Doug Dorr, who paints pictures of tiki-esque creatures. To help you celebrate, featured drink specials include $3 Heinekens, $4 Sneaky Tikis and $5 Blue Hawaiians. No cover. 9pm-close. South Shore Tiki Lounge (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 874-6444; southshoretikilounge.com / bsosradio.org

FRIDAY, APRIL 6 WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY - No foolin’, if you only make it to one Maui Town Party this month, April’s First Friday in Wailuku town is where it’s at. Maui Thing’s mainstage music is fresh and lively with headliners LiA LiVE & The Kryptones and The Freeradicals Projekt. Meanwhile, there’s an egg hunt for keiki and the historic Iao Theater hosts free screenings of It’s the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown and Here Comes Peter Cottontail. Plus, on Main Street, it’s Body Alive’s bangin’ one-year anniversary bash and the grand opening of Exotic Eye Tattoo (both proudly helmed by the sweetest, sexiest wahine proprietor, Rachel Gonzalez). To celebrate, Body Alive’s monthly Exhale! event goes big with a performance by Kit Kat Club Cabaret, funky beats by DJ Nanda, yoga and meditation sessions, fashion and jewelry shows, and Coconut Glen’s onolicious ice cream. See our Da Kine Calendar for details. Free admission. 6-9pm. Market, Main and Vineyard Streets (Wailuku Town); mauifridays.com

“SILENCE AND NOISE,” A PHILANTHROPIC ART SHOW TO BUILD SCHOOLS IN AFRICA – Fri. and Sat., Apr. 6-7. Art with Heart is a student-run philanthropy club which raises funds for the nonprofit Build Africa by showcasing Seabury Hall students’ visual and performance art, sharing it with the community in a way that can “make a positive difference in the world.” The Art with Heart group was started by students Ariella Brandon and Kelsey Greenway, who “believe that through education the doors to creativity are opened, and through creativity, communities are formed.” The “Silence and Noise” art shows begin at 5:30pm on Friday and Saturday evenings, in the cafeteria, with a gallery showing of painting, photography, drawing and design. Then at 7pm, patrons move to Seabury’s performance art center for presentations of music, dance and poetry readings. Other than art, T-shirts, bracelets and refreshments will be for sale, and 100 percent of the events’ proceeds benefit Build Africa’s school-building mission. Last November, Art with Heart’s inaugural events raised $3,500 for the charity. $12 students / $18 adults. 5:30pm both days. Seabury Hall cafeteria (Olinda Rd., Makawao); 573-1257; seaburyhall.org / build-africa.org

SATURDAY, APRIL 7 FIFTH ANNUAL MAUI COUNTY AGRICULTURAL FESTIVAL – Simply put, the Maui County Agricultural Festival is the be-all end-all event for Valley Isle locavors. Held every first Saturday in April, the festival’s highlight is their Grand Taste Education where “Maui agriculture, education, and hospitality come together in unprecedented ways to present the edibles that are Grown on Maui.” National and local food and travel writers judge the culinary creativity and sustainability prowess of 12 farmer/ chef teams, followed by three lectures (Ian Cole and Chef Riko Bartolome on breadfruit, Chef Alan Wong on sustainability and Maui Brewing Company’s Garrett Marrero). See our Da Kine Calendar for more event details (like food booths, keiki activities, farm animals and more). Festival: free admission. Grand Taste Education: $25 advance online / $30 door. 10am-2pm. Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu); mauicountyfarmbureau.org / slowfoodmaui.org

“JAZZ AFTER DARK” WITH GRAMMY WINNER DELFEAYO MARSALIS – The Grand Wailea’s Tsunami Nightclub morphs into the French Quarter! Maui Jazz afficionadoes won’t want to miss “Jazz After Dark,” an intimate evening of New Orleans jazz with Grammy winning trombonist Delfeayo Marsalis with The Jazz Alley TV Trio, featuring Paul Marchetti (drums), Shiro Mori (piano) and Danny M. (bass). The San Francisco Examiner raves that Marsalis “is one of the best, most imaginative and musical of the trombonists of his generation,” meanwhile the Los Angeles Times praises his “technical excellence, inventive mind and frequent touches of humor.” This event is a kick off celebration for the 2nd Annual Maui Jazz & Blues Festival (slated for Sep. 13-16 at the Grand Wailea), and is just ahead of next week’s 2nd Annual Lanai ‘Ukulele Festival (Apr. 13-15 at Manele Bay Four Seasons). The event also showcases a world premier exhibit by Maui artist Ruby Mazur, an assortment of award winning desserts and jazzy cocktails (included). Special room rates available (call 1-800888-6100). $98. 7:30-10:30pm. Tsunami Nightclub, The Grand Wailea (3850 Wailea Alanui); 875-1234; grandwailea.com / hawaiiontv.com

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TUESDAY, APRIL 10 NEIL SIMON’S FOOLS: A COMIC FABLE ONO! (ONE NIGHT ONLY!): Roland K. Harper presents a premier production of Neil Simon’s Fools: A Comic Fable, part of Maui OnStage’s ONO! (One Night Only!) series. Here’s the plot: more than a century ago, an eager schoolteacher named Leon Tolchinsky accepts a position in an isolated Ukrainian village where he soon discovers that a sorcerer has cursed everyone to be as stoopid as sheep. The kicker is, he’s got but one day to break the curse or he’ll succumb to stoopidness, too! Free (donations welcome). 6:30pm. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St.,

THE OTHER F WORD – Every Tuesday at “Fierce,” get feisty on the dance floor with Maui son DJ Blast and his Chilltown Productions. For a quarter-century, Blast’s been bringing booty shaking beats to the isle, as he’s indeed a “true pioneer of the hip hop and electronic invasion in the Hawaiian Islands.” $5 cover. 9:45pm-1:45am. LuLu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill (Lahaina Cannery Mall, Honoapiilani Hwy.); 661-0808; luluslahaina.com / chilltown.coms

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11 IMUA FAMILY SERVICES PRESENTS PATRICK HENRY HUGHES IN CONCERT – These days, “inspiring” is a grossly overused word. That sucks when such a word’s needed to help express the breadth and depth of a man like Patrick Henry Hughes–a virtuoso pianist, vocalist and trumpet player who was born without eyes or the ability to straighten his arms and legs. Hughes tours the globe giving concerts to sold-out crowds, his concerts accompanied by a presentation by his father who talks about his personal journey raising a child with disabilities and what that means for par-

ents. For Hughes’ Maui show this Wednesday, the Maui High School Band will also perform. This event is part of an outreach campaign by Imua Family Services, celebrating its 65 years of service on Maui to children with developmental delays, disabilities and special needs. $10 keiki 12-years-old and younger / $20 adults. 7pm. Castle Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org

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Easter Events

Hippity hop your way to fun, family-friendly activities island-wide.

hether you’re a devout Judeo-Christian practitioner or prefer the Hare Club for Men conspiracy, it’s hard not to love the chance Easter affords to celebrate the comeliness of springtime resurrection with family and friends. Of course, loads of local churches host egg hunts and services (too many to make mention of in this itty bitty space), but our isle’s malls and resorts host some hippity hoppety happenings, too. Here are a few you might enjoy...

EASTER CELEBRATION AT MAUI MALL – Sat., Apr. 7. Score Easter treats from shops throughout the mall (starting at 9am), then enjoy a comedy and magic show by Brenton Keith & His Bag O’Tricks (10am). Later, 12 lucky keiki can get creative in an Easter bonnet decorating contest (11am) and Easter basket decorating contest (11:30am), with all materials provided (but you’re welcome to bring your own extra supplies, too), followed by a ribbon dance by Energy 35 Productions (12pm) and performance by Dance International (1pm). Plus, revel in exotic blooms by checking out the Maui Orchid Society’s special display and plant sale (Thu., Apr. 5 through Sat., Apr. 7. See our Da Kine Calendar’s Thursday events for Orchid Society details). Free. Maui Mall. (70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); mauimall.com AN EASTER CANTATA AND PHOTOS WITH THE EASTER BUNNY AT LAHAINA CANNERY MALL – Fri. through Sat., Apr. 6-7. On Friday, the Lahaina Baptist Church Choir presents an Easter cantata (6pm). And on Saturday, the hip kids of Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina perform hula. Plus, on both Friday and Saturday (6-8pm and 10am-3pm, respectively), kids can take pics with the Easter Bunny–the perfect way to augment springtime scrapbooks. Free admission. Lahaina Cannery Mall (Honoapiilani Hwy.); 661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com SANRIO EASTER CELEBRATION AT QKC – Sat., Apr. 7. Sanrio hosts family fun activities in the center court (11am-1pm). Also, the Holokai Club (sponsored by KISS 99.9 FM) presents its monthly free activity day for keiki (geared for kids in Kindergarten through 5th grade; 10am-12pm). Plus, a voter registration booth will be available next to the mall’s customer service center (every Sat. through Sept. 29). Free to enter. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center (275 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 877-4325; queenkaahumanucenter.com PHOTOS WITH THE EASTER BUNNY AT QKC – Runs Sat., Mar. 24 through Sat., Apr. 7 Get photographed sitting on the lap of a giant pink Furry in a springtime setting. Photo packages range from $21-$45 and include $10-$20 gift cards from Shutterfly. Mondays through Saturdays 10am-8pm / Sundays 10am-5pm. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center (275 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 877-4325; queenkaahumanucenter.com 2ND ANNUAL MAKAWAO EASTER EGG HUNT – Sat. Apr. 7. Nothing will make you feel

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reborn like big gulps of crisp Upcountry air. This egg hunt’s for keiki 10-years-old and younger, and is presented by the Makawao Community Association, Kaonoulu Ranch, Haleakala Ranch and Ric Rac Records. Free. 8am sign-in (waivers required) / 9-11am egg hunt. Oskie Rice Rodeo Arena (Olinda Rd., Makawao); 572-6877; makawaocommunity.org EASTER EGG HUNT AT RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA – Sun., Apr. 8. Keiki ages 0-to 12-years-old are invited to join the Easter Bunny and Aloha Bear in gathering treat-filled eggs for fun and prizes. Please bring your own basket and be sure to arrive early as there are different sections and start times for different age groups. This event’s a great followup to a weekend spent at the 20th annual Celebration of the Arts (see our Da Kine Calendar for festival information). Free admission. 10:15am. Ritz-Carlton Kapalua (One Ritz-Carlton Dr.); 669-6200; ritzcarlton.com/kapalua EASTER SUNDAY BRUNCH AT THE RITZCARLTON – Sun., Apr. 8. Ritz-Carlton chefs’ art of fine cuisine satisfies everyone’s taste and appetite. The perfect end to a weekend spent at the 20th annual Celebration of the Arts festival and Easter morning’s keiki egg hunt. Reservations required. $85 adult / $42.50 keiki five-to 12-years-old. 11am-3pm. The Terrace Restaurant, Ritz-Carlton Kapalua (One RitzCarlton Dr.); 669-6200 ext. 7400 or direct to 665-7089; ritzcarlton.com/kapalua EASTER SUNDAY CHAMPAGNE BRUNCH (+ EGG HUNT AND ACTIVITIES FOR THE ‘OHANA) AT KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL – Sun., Apr. 8. Beloved by locals and visitors alike, this spectacular Sunday brunch tradition pulls out all the stops for its Easter event. Champagne flows freely as do the more than 65 buffet dishes (like crab legs, oysters on the half shell and baconwrapped stuffed pork loin; plus keiki-friendly foods like pizza and hot dogs). The fun begins (starting at 8:15am) with a keiki egg hunt, face painting, and hourly visits by the Easter Bunny. As for real critters, there will be a petting farm, meanwhile keiki and kupuna alike can dive into (metaphorically speaking) the Maui Ocean Center’s “Ka Holo Mana” (traveling ocean) saltwater tide pool exhibit, full of fascinating invertebrates. Plus, enjoy live Hawaiian entertainment throughout the day and seating both indoors (air-conditioned) or in the openair courtyard. Reservations required. $46.95 adults / $24 keiki six-to 12-years-old / Free for keiki five-years-old and younger (one per paid adult). 8am-1pm. Kaanapali Beach Hotel (2525 Kaanapali Pkwy.); 667-0124; hawaiiansundaybrunch.com EASTER BRUNCH CRUISE WITH THE PACIFIC WHALE FOUNDATION – Sun., Apr. 8. What better way to celebrate a Maui Easter than on the open ocean (hopefully sighting whale tails at the tail-end of the season), while enjoying a chef-prepared buffet? Reservations required. $79.95 adults / $49.95 keiki three-to 12-years-old. 11:30am departure from Lahaina Harbor / 1:30pm return. Pacific Whale Foundation; 249-8811 ext. 1; pacificwhale.org EASTER SUNDAY AT HYATT REGENCY’S SWAN COURT – An ambient, lavish buffet featuring live music. Enhanced menu options include brown sugar and smoked sea salt crusted prime rib of beef and seasonal desserts. $29.95 standard / $39.95 enhanced. 7am-12pm. Swan Court, Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali); 661-1234; mauihyatt.com ■

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Big Boat, Bigger Movie Titanic returns in 3D, still sinks at the end Titanic in 3D ★★★★★

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was off-island when Titanic fever hit in early 1998 but on the mainland, I felt it as much as you’d feel an iceberg slap into an ocean liner. When you speak of James Cameron’s Titanic, it’s inevitable that you discuss the phenomenon surrounding the film as much as the movie itself, which opened during the Christmas of 1997 movie season, was the number one movie in America until April 1998, spawned a hit soundtrack and Celine Dion single that wouldn’t go away, swept the Academy Awards and became one of the most popular films of all time. There were reports of Leonardo Cry Parties in Japan, where girls would have slumber parties, bring all their Jack Dawson/Leonardo DiCaprio paraphernalia, sit in a circle and, well, cry. I knew a girl who plastered her wall with every DiCaprio movie poster she could get her hands on and I had a male friend who

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would see Titanic once a week. Then there was this girl I really liked who wanted to go to the Molly Brown Museum in Denver, which was a quiet, quaint little historical home dedicated to the life of the ship’s most famous survivor. After the movie opened, this once-dead tourist trap became a lines-around-the-block ordeal and do you want to guess what song they had blaring in the gift shop? Fifteen years later, the film is back in theaters, with Cameron’s upgrade of 3D. Personally, I wish he would modify Aliens and The Abyss, his true masterpieces, into 3D and re-release them and not this one but oh well. How does the film hold up? It has the same problems and assets. It still looks like a million bucks (or, $175 million, to be exact), moves briskly for a three hour film and has a third act full of powerful and sometimes genuinely touching imagery. No question, the recreation of the ship and the spectacle of it sinking are still remarkable. Kate Winslet’s hard-working performance is still gripping, even when her dialog sinks faster than the Titanic. Mr. DiCaprio, who has since become one of our most reliably great, intense modern ac-

tors, still looks too young for Winslet and for the lead. In a dinner party scene, his slicked back hair makes him look like a kid going to his first and last prom. The modern day sequences, with Gloria Stewart playing the survivor and Bill Paxton her audience, are interesting but silly and so is the love story in general. In the space of a few hours, we’re supposed to believe Winslet’s Rose would fall for DiCaprio’s Dawson after he teaches her to hock a loogie, Irish step dance, ride the ship’s mast, pose nude and have a quickie in someone’s car. Then there’s Billy Zane’s hilariously awful, mustache-twirling villain, so

dedicated to being nasty, he chases our love struck couple with a gun as the ship sinks. The supporting cast includes Kathy Bates (in too small a role as Molly Brown) and, for some reason, Eric Braeden from The Young and the Restless but no question, Cameron’s the star. The film still looks great, the sadness of the lives lost comes across and the film may still leave one weepy enough to plan their next Leonardo Cry Party. Not me. Titanic works, but man alive, is it overrated! ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1542f

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900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees) 21 Jump Street - R - THU (4:15), 7:00, 9:30. FRI (1:15, 4:15), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:15, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (4:15), 7:00, 9:30. Act of Valor - R - THU (4:20), 7:05, 9:30. FRI (1:00, 3:45), 6:45, 9:40. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:45, 9:40. MON-WED (3:45), 6:45, 9:40. American Reunion - R - FRI (1:30, 4:20), 7:05, 9:50. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:20, 7:05, 9:50. MONWED (4:20), 7:05, 9:50. John Carter (2D) - PG 13 - THU (3:45), 6:45, 9:40. Mirror Mirror - PG - THU (4:15), 6:55, 9:35. FRI (1:45, 4:15), 6:55, 9:35. SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:15, 6:55, 9:35. MON-WED (4:15), 6:55, 9:35.

6:30, 7:00, 9:00, 9:25. FRI (11:30, 1:35, 1:55, 4:35), 7:00, 7:25, 9:25. SAT-SUN (11:30, 1:35, 1:55), 4:35, 7:00, 7:25, 9:25. MON-WED (1:35, 1:55, 4:35), 7:00, 7:25, 9:25. Titanic (3D) - PG 13 - THU (1:30, 4:30, 5:30), 8:30, 9:30. FRI (12:30, 1:30, 4:30, 5:30), 8:30, 9:30. SAT-SUN (12:30, 1:30), 4:30, 5:30, 8:30, 9:30. MON-WED (1:30, 4:30, 5:30), 8:30, 9:30. Wrath of the Titans (2D) - PG 13 - THU (4:25), 9:20. FRI (11:35, 4:25), 9:20. SAT-SUN (11:35), 4:25, 9:20. MON-WED (4:25), 9:20. Wrath of the Titans (3D) - PG 13 - THU (2:00, 2:30, 4:55), 6:50, 7:20, 9:40. FRI (12:05, 2:00, 2:30, 4:55), 6:50, 7:20, 9:40. SAT-SUN (12:05, 2:00, 2:30), 4:55, 6:50, 7:20, 9:40. MON-WED (2:00, 2:30, 4:55), 6:50, 7:20, 9:40.

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees) 21 Jump Street - R - THU (2:20, 5:05), 7:30, 9:55. FRI (11:55, 2:20, 5:05), 7:30, 9:55. SAT-SUN (11:55, 2:20), 5:05, 7:30, 9:55. MON-WED (2:20, 5:05), 7:30, 9:55. American Reunion - R - FRI (1:10, 1:40, 3:50, 4:20), 6:30, 7:15, 9:10, 9:50. SAT-SUN (1:10, 1:40), 3:50, 4:20, 6:30, 7:15, 9:10, 9:50. MONWED (1:40, 3:50, 4:20), 6:30, 7:15, 9:10, 9:50. Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax (2D) - PG - THU (4:05), 8:25. FRI (11:40, 4:05), 8:25. SAT-SUN (11:40), 4:05, 8:25. MON-WED (4:05), 8:25. Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax (3D) - PG - THU (1:40), 6:10. FRI-WED (1:45), 6:10. The Hunger Games - PG 13 - THU (1:45, 3:00, 3:30, 3:55, 5:00), 6:15, 6:45, 7:15, 8:15, 9:15, 10:00. FRI (11:45, 12:15, 3:00, 3:30, 4:00), 6:15, 6:45, 9:15, 9:45, 10:00. SAT-SUN (11:45, 12:15, 3:00), 3:30, 4:00, 6:15, 6:45, 9:15, 9:45, 10:00. MON-WED (3:00, 3:30, 4:00), 6:15, 6:45, 9:15, 9:45, 10:00. Mirror Mirror - PG - THU (1:35, 1:55, 4:00, 4:35),

Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Act of Valor - R - THU 10:20, 7:30, 10:00. FRISAT 7:30, 10:00. SUN 7:30. MON-WED 10:20, 7:30. Jeff Who Lives At Home - R - THU-SAT 11:25, 1:30, 3:35, 5:40, 7:45, 9:50. SUN-WED 11:25, 1:30, 3:35, 5:40, 7:45. Jiro Dreams of Sushi - PG - THU-SAT 10:25, 12:35, 2:45, 5:00, 7:15, 9:25. SUN-WED 10:25, 12:35, 2:45, 5:00, 7:15. John Carter (2D) - PG 13 - THU-SAT 10:30, 4:25, 10:15. SUN-WED 10:30, 4:25. John Carter (3D) - PG 13 - THU-WED 1:30, 7:20. Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2D) - PG - THUSAT 10:30, 5:15, 9:45. SUN-WED 10:30, 5:15. Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (3D) - PG - THUWED 12:45, 3:00, 7:30. Salmon Fishing in the Yemen - R - THU-SAT 11:00, 1:45, 4:20, 7:00, 9:40. SUN-WED 11:00, 1:45, 4:20, 7:00. The Secret World of Arietty - G - THU 12:35. FRI-

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AMERICAN REUNION - R - Comedy - This flute-and fresh pie-masturbation franchise milks its EIGHTH movie (including four direct-to-video spin-offs) from a mediocre cast. Our fingers’ crossed are crossed that this is the last... 123 min. TITANIC (3D) - PG 13 - Drama - Re-releasing in 3D’s gonna get this cash cow lactating again (though seriously, it’s meant to commemorate the centenary of the RMS Titanic first setting sail on April 10, 1912), but we’re bummed producers didn’t have the balls to resurrect Titanic as a zombie flick. See this week’s film critique. 732 min.

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21 JUMP STREET - Action/Comedy - R - Barry Wurst II writes, “The film is sometimes raunchy in search of easy, cheap laughs, but the best scenes have a crazy, anythinggoes edge.” Starring Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, Rob Riggle and Ice Cube. 109 min. ACT OF VALOR - R - Action - A modern war film starring actors plus actual active duty US Navy SEALs and Special Warfare Combatant Crewmen. 101 min.

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This Means War - PG 13 - THU 2:45, 5:10. FRIWED 3:00, 5:10.

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) 21 Jump Street - R - THU 11:05, 1:300, 4:05, 7:00, 9:45. American Reunion - R - FRI-SAT 11:05, 1:35, 4:05, 7:15, 10:00. SUN 11:05, 1:35, 4::05, 7:15. MON-WED 1:05, 3:25, 5:55, 8:35. The Hunger Games - PG 13 - THU-SAT 11:00, 1:55, 4:50, 7:50, 10:45. SUN 11:00, 1:55, 4:50, 7:50. MON-WED 1:30, 4:30, 7:30. Mirror Mirror - PG - THU-SAT 11:15, 1:45, 4:15, 7:05, 10:00. SUN 11:15, 1:45, 4:15, 7:05. MON-WED 1:10, 3:30, 6:00, 8:30. Wrath of the Titans (2D) - PG 13 - THU 11:10, 1:30, 3:45, 6:00, 8:15, 10:30. FRI-SAT 11:05, 1:30, 4:05, 7:00, 9:45. SUN 11:05, 1:30, 4:05, 7:00. MON-WED 1:00, 3:20, 5:30, 7:50.

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658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees) Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax (2D) - PG - THU-FRI (1:15, 4:00), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:00, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (1:15, 4:00), 7:00, 9:30. The Hunger Games - PG 13 - THU-FRI (12:15, 3:30), 6:45, 10:00. SAT-SUN (12:15), 3:30, 6:45, 10:00. MON-WED (12:15, 3:30), 6:45, 10:00. Wrath of the Titans (2D) - PG 13 - THU-FRI (1:30, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:15, 7:15, 9:45. MON-WED (1:30, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45.

30-year-old–who lives in Mom’s basement–insightful and cool. Read: vindication for Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering geeks everywhere. Starring Jason Segel, Ed Helms, Susan Sarandon and Judy Greer. 83 min.

“Schneewittchen und die sieben Zwerge” (i.e. “Snow White and the Seven Dwarves”), so movie goers must now suffer two live action versions of this European fairy tale. Not to be confused with Snow White and the Huntsman, due out this summer. 106 min.

JIRO DREAMS OF SUSHI - Doco - PG - A brilliant meditation on 85-yeard-old sushi master Jiro Ono’s perserverence, perfection and paternal demands. 81 min.

SALMON FISHING IN THE YEMEN - Romantic Comedy/Drama - R - Ewan McGregor stars as an autistic British fisheries scientist who’s commissioned by Yemeni sheikh to bring salmon fishing to their dry river valley. Based on the book of the same name by comedic novelist Paul Torday. 107 min.

JOHN CARTER - PG 13 - Sci-Fi - Keiki and kupuna alike are sure to be enthralled by John Carter, based on the pulp fantasy series by Edgar Rice Burroughs. For a century these stories have been read “with breathless fascination,” as the venerable Carl Sagan extolled (in his landmark doco series, Cosmos: A Personal Journey; episode five, “Blues for a Red Planet”), “arous[ing] generations... to wonder whether we ourselves might one day venture to the distant planet Mars.” 132 min. JOURNEY 2: THE MYSTERIOUS ISLAND - PG - Fantasy/Family - “This is a dopey adventure romp with truly terrible dialogue,” writes Barry Wurst II. Dwane “The Rock” Johnson, Josh Hutcherson, Vanessa Hudgens, Luis Guzman and Michael Caine star. 94 min.

DR. SUESS’ THE LORAX - R - Horror - Green washing goes to Hollywood with another bastardization of Seussian genius; of what’s meant for the unadulterated page. (PS: Remember, supporters of Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie must boycott The Lorax!) 94 min.

THE HUNGER GAMES - Action/Sci-Fi - PG 13 “Jennifer Lawrence stars as a young woman living in a futuristic world where teens are entered into a killor-be-killed contest [for] entertainment,” writes Barry Wurst II. “In [this] hugely anticipated adaptation of Suzanne Collin’s novel [of the same name]... all of the adult actors give ovestated performances [‘cept Mauian Woody Harrelson, who “makes a solid impression”] and wear what looks like Elton John’s concert wardrobe.” Huh. Sounds like public high school. 142 min.

JEFF WHO LIVES AT HOME - Comedy - R - This film makes being a joint-toking, Pop Tart-eating

MIRROR MIRROR - Family - PG - It’s been 200 years since the Brothers Grimm first published their version of

A THOUSAND WORDS - PG 13 - Comedy - Think Liar Liar with a New Age twist. Starring Eddie Murphy. 91min.

SUN 10:25, 12:50. MON-WED 12:50.

THE SECRET WORLD OF ARIETTY - G - Animated Barry Wurst II writes, “Arrietty Clock and her father, Pod, are quietly creeping into a home that isn’t theirs, on a mission to steal a block of sugar and tissue paper. It sounds easy and peculiar enough, with the exception of a key detail: the Clocks are no taller than your index finger...” 94 min. THIS MEANS WAR - PG 13 - Action/Romantic Comedy - A tale of two best buddies (Chris Pine and Tom Hardy) who are both CIA agents–and both dating the same conniving blond (Reese Witherspoon). 98 min. WRATH OF THE TITANS - Action - PG 13 - Mythologically hot bods, CGI beasts, battles and whatnot. 99 min.

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TYLER PERRY’S GOOD DEEDS - PG 13 - Romance/Drama - If Tyler Perry really wanted to do a good deed, he’d stop torturing us with his movies. 111 min. WANDERLUST - R - Romantic Comedy - Paul Rudd (a noted Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie supporter) and Jennifer Aniston star as a Manhattan couple who suddenly find themselves unemployed and living in a rurual, free-love commune. 98 min. ■

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“JAZZ AFTER DARK” WITH GRAMMY WINNER DELFEAYO MARSALIS – Sat., Apr. 7. See This Week’s Picks for more (page 17). $98. 7:30-10:30pm. Tsunami Nightclub, The Grand Wailea (3850 Wailea Alanui); 8751234; grandwailea.com / hawaiiontv.com THE CELEBRATION OF THE ARTS LU’AU & SHOW – Sat., Apr. 7. The culminating event of the 20th Annual Celebration of the Arts. Held at The Ritz-Carlton Kapalua’s Aloha Garden Ballroom, this lu’au is one of the grandest, most authentic Hawaiian feasts in all the islands. Resort chefs cook-up a sprawling Pacific fusion buffet, meanwhile cultural advisor Clifford Nae’ole’s own ‘ohana prepares traditional Hawaiian delicacies like opihi (limpets) and ‘opae (freshwater shrimp). Plus, enjoy performances by Uluwehi Guerroro, the cast of ‘Ulalena, Halau Ka’ulu’okala, and Na Mele Ho’ike O Maui. While almost all the festival activities are free (see our events listing for details), such a feast (of course) cannot be. But, at just $90 for adults and $45 for keiki (5-to 12-years-old), it’s a steal of a deal. However, this event sells out quickly, so purchasing advance tickets is highly recommended. Visit celebrationofthearts.org for more information. $45 / $90. 6-8:30pm. The Ritz-Carlton Kapalua (One Kapalua Bay Dr.); 669-6200 IMUA FAMILY SERVICES PRESENTS PATRICK HENRY HUGHES IN CONCERT – Wed., Apr. 11. See This Week’s Picks for more (page 17). $10 keiki 12-years-old and younger / $20 adults. 7pm. Castle Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org

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PROARTS PRESENTS “CINDERELLA” – Opens Fri., Apr. 6. Runs Thursdays-Sundays through Apr. 22. This new production of “Cinderella” is an original musical adaptation of the classic story, to be presented at the ProArts Playhouse in Kihei’s Azeka Shopping Center. Keiki are provided with magic wands to help bring the story to life. The whole family–keiki, parents, and grandparents–will enjoy this wacky version of the beloved tale. After the performance, the audience is invited to meet the characters, one-on-one, with photo ops, completing this magical theatrical event. Starring Casey Murphy as Cinderella, Mark Bolden as the nerdy Prince Rupert, Rose Roselinksy as The Baroness, (Cinderella’s arrogant stepmother), and Dale Button and Kristi Scott as the devious stepsisters. “Cinderella” is produced, directed and written by Jonathan Lehman. $10 / $15. 7:30pm Thursdays Fridays / 4pm Saturdays / 1pm & 4pm Sundays. (No show on Apr. 8). ProArts Playhouse (Azeka Makai Shopping Center, 1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 463-6550; proartspacific.com NEIL SIMON’S “FOOLS: A COMIC FABLE” – Mon. Apr. 9. See This Week’s Picks for more (page 17). Free (donations welcome). 6:30pm. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 242-6969; mauionstage.com

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THE MAYJAH RAYJAH WITH KATCHAFIRE & TRIBAL SEEDS – Fri., Apr. 13. The MayJah RayJah Tour comes to Maui for the first time, in a double billing with New Zealand’s popular reggae band Katchafire and San Diego’s Tribal Seeds. Also performing are Anuhea, Common Kings, Tomorrow’s Bad Seeds, Maoli and KNOVA. $38 advance / $48 day-of. 4:30pm gates / 5pm show. A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org THE SHINS – Wed., Apr. 18. Indie rockers The Shins scored hits from their debut album “Oh, Inverted World,” thanks to tracks like “New Slang,” “Know Your Onion!” and “The Past and Pending.” The follow-up “Chutes Too Narrow” (2003) was critically acclaimed and “Wincing the Night Away” (2007) was nominated for a Grammy. The Shins are currently touring their latest release, “Port of Morrow,” featuring an all-new band lineup comprised of Mercer, Jessica Dobson, Richard Swift, Joe Plummer and Yuuki Matthews. “Simple Song” is their latest hit single. Presented by BAMP Project. $35 / 45. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org GEORGE LOPEZ: “THAT’S THE AMERICA I LIVE IN” – Fri., Apr. 20. For two seasons, Lopez hosted “Lopez Tonight,” a late-night television talk show on TBS, representing his return to series television after co-creating, writing, producing and starring in the groundbreaking hit sitcom “George Lopez,” which ran for six seasons on ABC. His 2009 comedy special, “George Lopez: Tall, Dark and Chicano” was the highest rated stand-up special on HBO in five years. For mature audiences only. $43.50 / $58.50. 8pm. Castle Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org SAVE THE DATE: STARRY NIGHT CINEMA SCREENS “BEE MOVIE” – Sun., Apr. 22. Starry Night Cinema is a free monthly event sponsored by the County of Maui with support from Maui Film Festival and H. Hawai‘i Media. This month, in celebration of Earth Day, they screen the animated comedy “Bee Movie,” starring the voices of Jerry Seinfeld and Renee Zellweger. Bring a blanket or beach chair to relax on the A&B Amphitheater lawn and enjoy casual dining, drink specials and live music by SoundWave. Free admission. 5:30pm gates / 7pm show. A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org JACK JOHNSON ACOUSTIC TOUR WITH JOHN CRUZ AND PAULA FUGA – Wed. & Thu., Apri. 25-26. You’re a fortunate fool this April, with a chance to check out famous surf-folk singer (and Hawaii’s own), Jack Johnson. Just in time for Earth Day, he’ll release “Jack Johnson and Friends - Best of Kokua Festival,”and performing two acoustic shows on Maui with Paula Fuga and John Cruz. Proceeds from sales of the album and concert tour will benefit the Kokua Hawai‘i Foundation. $50 / $75. 7:30pm both nights. Castle Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului);

242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org THE BROTHERS CAZIMERO LEI DAY CONCERT – Sat., Apr. 28. The Brothers Cazimero have a lovely annual tradition of performing a special concert in honor of Lei Day, at the MACC. The pair are consummate performers who have made their indelible imprint on the face of contemporary Hawaiian music and hula. Their talent, longevity and sales success have placed them in a league of their own. $12 / $28 / $37. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org WOMEN HELPING WOMEN’S ANNUAL FUNDRAISER TEA PARTY: “A CHINESE ODYSSEY” – Sun., Apr. 29. Women Helping Women’s 15th Annual Elegant Afternoon Tea– this year, with the theme “A Chinese Odyssey - Year of the Dragon”–features an exotic” Chinatown Marketplace,” popular live and silent auctions, and incredible dishes catered by Chef Bev Gannon. Get your tickets early, this event always sells out fast! $90 standing table / $110 premier / $150 VIP. 1-5pm. Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org YES IN CONCERT – Sun., Apr. 29. A Tom Moffatt & Shep Gordon Production. Enjoy Yes’ hits like “And You And I,” “Owner of a Lonely Heart,” “Leave It,” “It Can Happen,” “Love Will Find A Way,” “I’ve Seen All Good People” and “Starship Trooper.” $45 / $65 / $75 / $85. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org

ANNOUNCEMENTS

QKC’S EASTER BASKET GIVEAWAY – Contest runs Thu., Mar. 22 through Thu., Apr. 5. Winners notified on Fri., Apr. 6 (baskets available for same-day pick-up). Five beautiful Easter baskets stuffed with goodies and gift certificates from QKC stores will be given away to lucky winners who’ve simply text-messaged “BASKET” to 444222. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center (275 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 877-4325; queenkaahumanucenter.com HURRY, SIGN UP NOW: FREE AFTERSCHOOL PROGRAM FOR YOUNG ENVIRONMENTALISTS – Maui Huliau Foundation invites all Maui youth ages 12-18 to join in on an adventure exploring Maui’s natural resources from the mountains (uka) to the ocean (kai), traversing the fertile lands (kula) in between. This new program, called Hui Laulima, begins this week on Apr. 11, running for four Wednesday afternoons and on one whole Saturday. Students will battle invasive species at the Waikamoi Preserve in East Maui, pilage the Waihe’e Wetlands Refuge for marine debris, and trek the wilderness of ‘Iao Valley. Registration required. Free for the first 14 students who apply online at mauihuliaufoundation.org/ laulima. Call 573-1041 for more information.

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Jes’ Us 10pm; no cover

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Crazyfingers 8-11pm; no cover

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oxymoronic “Workplace Wellness Week” culminates today with a free fair where attendees will receive tips from health experts about diet and “nutrition, ergonomics, exercise incentives, health education and screenings and [my favorite] stress management.” Maui County Building (200 S. High St., Wailuku); 2801299; co.maui.hi.us. MAUI ORCHID SOCIETY DISPLAY & PLANT SALE – Runs Thu., Apr. 5 through Sat., Apr. 7. In this special display, Maui Orchid Society’s award winning plants are on display and available for purchase. The organizations was formed in 1941, incorporated as a nonprofit in 1983, and “promotes education with regard to orchids and their propagation.” Free admission. 8am-4pm. Maui Mall (70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); mauimall.com / mauiorchidsociey.com EXOTICA AND LAVA LOUNGE SOUNDS BY BSOS RADIO DJS & TIKI ART SHOW BY CALIFORNIA’S DOUG DORR - See This Week’s Picks (page 17) for more. No cover. 9pm-close. South Shore Tiki Lounge (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 874-6444; southshoretikilounge. com / bsosradio.org

FRIDAY, APRIL 6

20TH ANNUAL CELEBRATION OF THE ARTS – Fri. & Sat., Apr. 7-8. Every Easter weekend for the last two decades, something spectacular–and uniquely Hawaiian–has been happening at the Ritz-Carlton Kapalua: the annual Celebration of the Arts. In the spirit of springtime resurrection, a celebration of Hawaiian arts, culture and environment has been a shining testament to the enduring–and re-

surging–qualities of Hawaiian tradition, and a platform for its continued evolution. For more information call 669-6200 or visit celebrationofthearts.org. Meanwhile, here are some of the fascinating activities you can take part of: >>> OUT WITH THE BAD AND IN WITH THE GOOD: HI’UWAI & “E ALA E” CEREMONIES – 5:45-7am. Greet the dawn and rejuvenate your spirit with a ceremonial plunge (hi’uwai) into the clear waters of Kapalua Bay. >>> OPENING CEREMONIES: WEHE I KA PUKA – 10-10:45am. “Wehe i ka puka” means “open the door” and aptly titles the official opening ceremonies of the festival. This beautiful procession of cultural protocol and traditional oli (chant) in the resort’s lobby sets the tone for the event. >>> CREATE YOUR OWN TAKE-HOME WORKS OF CONTEMPORARY & TRADITIONAL ART – 11am-4pm. Throughout the lobby level, dozens of fine artists from The Village Gallery, alongside guest cultural artists, share their techniques (and, graciously, their materials) so that you can create your own take-home works of art. Continues on Sat., Apr. 7, 10am-4pm. >>> KA ‘OLELO MAKUAHINE (MOTHER TONGUE): HEAR THE HAWAIIAN LANGUAGE SPOKEN BY NI’IHAU ISLAND NATIVES AND CREATE PRIZED SHELL JEWELRY – 11am-4pm. In the Salon Courtyard, ho’olohe (listen) and ho’opuka (learn) from visiting na ‘ohana o Ni’ihau (the families of Ni’ihau). >>> “HULAROBICS” – 11:30am-12:30pm. “Hularobics” instructor Lopaka Bukoski shares hula’s challenging moves in a lively class that’s

WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: “Back to the Future: w/ DJ Blast & Chilltown Productions, 10pm; $10

sure to make you stretch and sweat. Continues on Sat., Apr. 7, 9-10am. >>> “THE RAINBOW WITHIN YOU” KEIKI SONG WRITING WORKSHOP WITH HENRY KAPONO – 11:30-12:15pm. Henry Kapono, renowned Hawaiian entertainer and cofounder of the Celebration of the Arts, helps keiki create their own expressive lyrics and songs. >>> OUTDOOR ADVENTURE: “NATURALLY HAWAIIAN” – 12-1pm and 3-4pm. Guided by professional naturalists, discover fascinating flora and fauna endemic to Hawaii. Continues on Sat., Apr. 7, 12-1pm and 3-4pm. >>> “GREEN HARVEST” WITH CHEF APRIL – 12-1:15pm. Meet Chef April Matsumoto to learn about organic gardening, harvest fresh fruit and veggies and learn how to make healthy concoctions. Continues on Sat., Apr. 7, 12-1:15pm. >>> FILM SCREENING: MY KO ALOHA STORY – 12:30-1:30pm. In this featurelength doco, learn about the Okami ‘ohana’s inspiring story about growing their business from plastic fabrication to producing mini ‘ukulele to crafting true ‘ukulele. >>> PUPPETRY AND BLACK LIGHT FUN FOR KEIKI WITH RACHEL DEBOER – 1-3pm + 3-3:30pm. The brilliant and bright Rachel Deboer–a popular local visual and performance artist–facilitates 15 lucky keiki in creating black light puppets and a play. >>> MAUI COMPOSERS AND THEIR MUSICAL LEGACY – 2-2:45pm. Auntie Noe Mahoe shares the histories of Maui’s talented composers past and present. >>> LIVE MUSIC: NA MELE HO’IKE O MAUI – 3-4:15pm. Hotel choirs from

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Ka’anapali Beach Hotel, The Ritz-Carlton Kapalua, The Sheraton Maui and The Westin Maui show off their vocal talents. WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY – This bad-ass block party (free admission; 6-9pm) is always one of This Week’s Picks (see page 17 for more). Here’s all da entertainment and scoops: >>> LiA LiVE & The Kryptones at the Maui Thing mainstage (6pm), followed by The Freeradicals Projekt (7:15pm). >>> Girl Scouts of the USA’s centenary celebration at Wailuku Banyan Tree Park (6pm), followed by a live performance by Andy Kaina & Kaina Kountry (7pm). >>> Kit Kat Club Cabaret perform as part of Body Alive Yoga & Movement Studio’s oneyear anniversary (7pm). >>> Mainstays Gene and Shea Argel serenade sidewalkers in front of Cafe ‘O Lei, meanwhile Joel Katz plays his steel guitar at 33 N. Market St. and magician Timothy Wenk performs street magic. >>> Free, all-ages screenings of “It’s the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown” and “Here Comes Peter Cottontail” at the Historic Iao Theater (6:30pm). >>> The brewtiful Beer Garden benefits Hawaiian immersion, Kula Kaiapuni. >>> Be sure to buy an “I (Heart) Wailuku” pin for just $1. Proceeds support the continuation of Wailuku First Friday events. Also, join the “Be A Jerk” campaign by refusing to give alcohol to anyone under 21-years-old. BODY ALIVE YOGA & MOVEMENT STUDIO’S ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY AND EXOTIC EYE TATTOO GRAND OPENING – Limber up during Body Alive’s pre-party

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Rick Glencross & Melanie Reid 7pm - close; no cover

Jamie Gallo 7pm - close; no cover

Rick Glencross & Melanie Reid 7pm - close; no cover

Open Mic Night w/ Johnny Ringo 9pm-1:30am; no cover

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Bad Kitty, 7pm

Kenny Roberts, 7pm

1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

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KAHALE’S

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LAHAINA CAFE

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Mark Johnstone 7-9pm; no cover

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Eight Track Players, 7pm

The Kihei Cowboys, 7pm

MON - Kawika / TUE - Da Hawaiians / WED - Gina Martinelli (all sets 7pm)

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1810 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 8-10pm; no cover

MON - Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (all sets no cover)

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Karaoke & Dancing w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-close; no cover MON - Trivia Night w/ John, 7-9pm / TUE - Open Mic w/ Kenny, 10pm-12am / WED Megatouch Game Day w/ Katie, 7-9pm

Pool Tournament 7-9pm Elaine Ryan 7-9pm; no cover

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MON - Guest Performer / TUE - Guest Performer / WED - Renee Alonzo (all sets 7pm-close; no cover)

Free Karaoke w/ Danny DJ 10pm-12am; no cover

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Salsa Night w/ Neto & Barbara Peraza, 8-11pm / DJ Nexus 11pm-close

Requesola w/ Rob & Ron = R2, 6:30-9:30pm / DJ Nexus 10pm-close

Camp Savage 7:30-9:30pm / DJ AstroRaph, 10pm-close

Howard Ahia 6-8pm; no cover / Pool Tournament 7-10:30pm

Marvin Tevaga 6-9pm; no cover / Latin Night w/ DJ Danny 10pm-2am; $10

STATUS w/ DJs Big Mike & Money Mike 9:30pm-2am

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TUE - Country Music & Dancing w/ Rick Scanlan, 7-11m / WED - Sebrina Barron 7-9pm; Ladies’ Night w/ DJ La Rage, 10pm-close MON - All Access DJs, 10pm / TUE - Fierce w/ DJ Blast & Chilltown Productions, 9:45pm-1:45am; $5 / WED - Pa’a Mana 9:30-11pm

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MON - The Benoits / TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae (all sets 6-9pm)

Murray Thorne, 5:30-7pm / Pub Quiz Superfreakout w/ Trish “The Dish” Smith, 9:30pm-12am; no cover

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The Sirens 6:30-9:30pm

The Celtic Tigers w/ Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Joyce & Gord w/ Jimmy C, 7-9pm; no cover / TUE - Brenton Keith & His Bag O’ Tricks, 7-8pm; no cover / WED - Joel Katz, 5:30-6:30pm; no cover / Willie K Dinner Show, 7-9pm; $65

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community yoga session (4:45-5:45pm), and stick around for “Gratitude Mediation” (66:15pm). Then, enjoy a purrfect performance by Kit Kat Club Cabaret (7pm), followed by funky beats throughout the night by DJ Nanda. Also, Coconut Glen dishes his delish ice cream concoctions, meanwhile apparel by Island Nouveaux Fashion and jewelry by Scarlotti Art Wear will be showcased. 4:45-9pm. Body Alive Yoga & Movement Studio (1995 W. Main St. #20, upstairs); 359-1060; bodyaliveyoga.com “SILENCE AND NOISE,” A PHILANTHROPIC ART SHOW TO BUILD SCHOOLS IN AFRICA – Fri. and Sat., Apr. 6-7. See This Week’s Picks for more (page 17). $12 students / $18 adults. 5:30pm both days. Seabury Hall cafeteria (Olinda Rd., Makawao); 573-1257; seaburyhall.org / build-africa.org

SATURDAY, APRIL 7

FIFTH ANNUAL MAUI COUNTY AGRICULTURAL FESTIVAL – Simply put, the Maui County Agricultural Festival is the be-all end-all event for Valley Isle locavors. The event features farm animals and a live “Victory Farm” where you can about Maui’s crops, plus a “Grown on Maui” farmers’ market where you can meet local growers and learn about their operations. Also, there’s loads of farm-to-table food booths, keiki activities, health and wellness demonstrations, an “Ask the Farm Doctor” feature where agricultural experts provide hands-on answers to your questions. Be sure

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to check out the on-site book store, courtesy of Barns & Noble, and listen-in to the story telling sessions where you’ll learn all about Hawaiian agricultural words and phrases. Admission’s free but for the “Grand Taste Education” series, which features 12 farmer/chef teams in a cook-off, plus educational sessions by keynote speakers. See This Week’s Picks (page 17) for more. Festival: free admission. Grand Taste Education: $25 advance online / $30 door. 10am-2pm. Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu); mauicountyfarmbureau.org / slowfoodmaui.org 20TH ANNUAL CELEBRATION OF THE ARTS – Fri. & Sat., Apr. 7-8. See Friday’s event information for more. Here are some of Saturday’s highlights: >>> WORLDS CONVENE: “ALOHA LIVES IN DISTANT LANDS” – 10-11am. An international panel discusses the cross-cultural concept of aloha. Learn how the deeply multifaceted, loving expression of aloha is expressed in distant lands from Tibetan, African, Lakota Sioux and Hawaiian representatives. >>> “THE EVOLUTION OF THE CANOE” – 11:15am-12:15pm. In this insightful presentation, venerable Hawaiian watermen Kimokeo Kapahulehua and Iokepa Nae’ole explain how the spirit and sport of paddling has changed their lives–and the lives of countless others. >>> TASTE OF THE ISLANDS: “GOT POI? ...GOT PLENTY!” – 12:30-1:30pm. Think wine and cheese tasting, but with fresh poi,

poke (raw fish salad), and pipi kaula (dried, smoked beef)! >>> PERSONAL DISCOVERY: “WHAT KIND OF ANCESTOR WILL YOU BE?” – 1:45-2:30pm. This presentation asks the fascinating question, “What kind of ancestor will you be?” Exploring the answer, Hawaiian artist and historian Brook Kapukuniahi Parker (of the proud Parker Ranch heritage), explains his love for ancient chiefs and how their acceptance of kuleana (responsibility) has shaped he and his family to this day. >>> THINK TANK: “MOVING WITH THE SPEEED OF NATURE” – 2:45-3:45pm. Back in the day, we could only move so fast as our bodies or beasts could carry us. Today, we’re pressing toward the speed of light. But can the rest of the natural world keep up with our new, harried speed? How do we reconcile the rapid difference? A panel of concerned environmentalists explores the pace of the past and present, addressing climactic chances, causes, impacts and adaptations–all through indigenous eyes. >>> CELEBRATION AFTER-HOURS – 9pm-12am (no cover; 21+). Party it up with a performance by the three-man ensemble Waipuna.

SUNDAY, APRIL 8

LOOKING FOR EASTER EVENTS? – We’ve got a weekend’s worth of Easter events rounded up in This Week’s Picks (page 18).

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE – Every Thu., Damien Awai., 3-5pm / Garret & Peter, 6-8:30pm. Every Fri., Garrett, 3-5pm / Kulewa, 6-8:30pm / Hula performance, 6:30pm. Every Sat., Tim, 3-5pm / Kulewa, 6-8:30pm / Hula performance, 6:30pm. Every Sun., Fausto, 3-5pm / Damon & Tim, 6-8:30pm. Every Mon., Brian, 3-5pm / Eddie & Alika, 6-8:30pm. Every Tue., Bob Deleon, 3-5pm / Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm. Every Wed., Brian, 3-5pm / Kahala & Daniel, 6-8:30pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina; 662-2900) HULA GRILL – Every Thu., Ernest Pua’a, 11am-1pm / Alika Nako’oka, 1:30-3:30pm / Kaniala Masoe, 4-6pm / Kulewa 6:30-9pm. Every Fri., Kawika Lum Ho, 11am-1pm / Kaniala Masoe, 1:30-3:30pm / 1810, 4-6pm / Kawika, Roy and Albert, 6:30-9pm. Every Sat., Kawika Lum Ho, 11am-1pm / Ron, Ikaika & DaMon., 1:30-3:30pm / 1810 4-6pm / Ben & Glenn, 6-9:30pm. Every Sun., Kawika Lum Ho, 11am1pm / Glenn, 1:30-3:30pm / 1810, 4-6pm / Derick Sebastian Trio, 6:30-9pm. Every Mon., Ernest Pua’a, 11am-1pm / Kawika Lum Ho, 1:30-3:30pm / Armadillo, 4-6pm / Derick Sebastian Trio & Josh Kahula, 6:30-9pm. Every Tue., Kawika Lum Ho, 11am-1pm / Jarrett Roback & Junior Lacuesta, 1:30-3:30pm / Damon Parillo & Danyel Alana, 5-6pm / Ernest Pua’a & Friends, 6:30-9pm. Every Wed., Er-

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o you like to write down those weird little things you realize in strange, quiet moments? I do (and bet you do, too). But personally, I wish I did it more–and well enough–to make a whole list of essential epiphanies. You know, like those characters in TV shows who have their own hard and fast rules to live and die by. [E.g. the ones Tallahassee’s (i.e. Mauiain Woody Harrelson) comrade Columbus devises in Zombieland (#2 double tap!); or the “laws” of Star Trek: The Next Generation’s Ensign Robin Lefler (a reprise guest role by Ashley Judd in episode #106, “The Game”). Or, um... Actually, that’s all I can think of off the top of my head. Stupid? Yeah. But ainokea. And anyway it’s honest because those two examples do well in summing-up the breadth of my moving picture knowledge: dorky squat. Pathetic, I know, but moreover I digress...] A couple columns back (#76: “Lifelong Studentpid”), I started such a list. But I need to update and add a couple Here goes: 1) We really need to keep an eye on those Russians. Note: This old rule was to preface a joke about how I think the “Professional

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On a related topic, I guess the next best thing worth mentioning in this column (where space and time are short) are some not-so serious questions I wish I had answers to: 1) Look, I totally get the bumper sticker, “New York - Paris - Tokyo - London - Hana.” Cute. But what’s “Mars - Venus - Makawao” all about? If men and women are from those planets respectively, is Makawao for mahus? Huh. No wonder that town’s got such great style... 2) And on the topic of bumper stickers, how in good conscience can you have a “Pono... Do The Right Thing!” sticker next to an “Ainokea” sticker? The chasm between irony and hypocrisy is narrow but deep, my friends. 3) Why do “caregiver” and “caretaker” mean the same thing? Also: why is it “oysters on the half shell” and not “oysters in a half shell”? I asked Boss Pignataro and he said it’s simply “one of life’s great mysteries.” 4) “TKTKTK” is journo code for “to come.” So why isn’t it “TCTCTC”? Ring, ring! Hear that, folks? That’s the sound of me phoning it in. Clearly it’s also the sound of me needing to find more strange, quiet moments. TKTKTK or TCTCTC or whatever. ■ To share or save: mt.hy.pr/1542k anu@mauitime.com

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The effects of aging are inevitable. It’s harder to stay in shape, we get wrinkles, and our bodies don’t work as efficiently as they used to. It’s better to have a sense of humor about it than to get bitter, though. The key to becoming older gracefully is calmly accepting the changes that come with (although we don’t need to simply succumb to them). There are lots of other things that life throws at us that we can’t do much about; handling them in a similar way to the gray hairs and sagging flesh (with a smile and joke) will serve you well this week. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

When different aspects of your life aren’t perfectly compatible— your faith and your job, for example, or your friends and your lover—it sets you up for some internal conflicts of your own. To which, after all, do you ultimately owe your loyalty, should you be forced to choose? How do you share time between these irreconcilable chapters of your day-to-day? This is a question that’s likely to come up more than once this week, and unfortunately there’s no satisfactory easy answer. You’ll just have to sort it out, case by case, and hope that everyone can live with what you decide.

relevant here, so don’t bother sharing it. As long as they’re not hurting anyone (or, especially, you), whether it jives with the kinds of decisions you’d make for yourself is completely beside the point. Chiming in about it anyway will only alienate people and diminish your own credibility. You don’t have to get on board with whatever it is you’re not happy about—but you do have to at least pretend you’re on board, for now. Can you do that? You may never come around, but if you force yourself to be open-minded about this, it may not prove as terrible as you once believed.

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People make unrealistic decisions all the time. As much as you may try to deliver a sorely-needed reality check, it’s probably not something they can hear. You need to simply hold your tongue and wait for reality to go ahead and bite them in the ass. You tried to spare them the painful version of this lesson, but they weren’t ready for it. Instead of saying, “I told you so,” and kicking them while they’re down, be kind and just help them back to their feet, brush them off, and together figure out their next best step.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Everyone has chapters in the past that they’re not proud of, or simply feel conflicted about. When and how to share those chapters with someone very close to you is a valid question. Whether or not to share them at all, however, is not. While some things in your past are no one’s business but your own, these particular important bits of your history helped inform who you are today, and wouldn’t be right to keep secret forever. Plan on sharing them, and how to best make such delicate revelations. But don’t, for a minute, think of keeping them a secret. That would just fester and screw things up. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Just because someone goes ahead and gives you a piece of their mind doesn’t mean you have to take it. Your life is full of people who feel empowered to share their two cents about stuff that’s truthfully none of their business, and most of the time you’re too kind or sensitive to completely ignore it (as you probably should). Enough’s enough, though. You’ve been pretty tolerant so far, but it’s time you let them know that their opinions—on this subject at least—aren’t interesting or helpful, and they should probably, finally, shut up about them. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

When in crisis, people are often moved to do pretty out-there stuff. While this is mostly forgivable (depending on their specific actions), that doesn’t mean you need to participate in those emotion-fueled shenanigans. Your job is actually to be a benevolent, forgiving presence who can help guide them back to some semblance of normal or regular life. As wild as you can sometimes be, you’ve always had a pretty steady internal lodestar helping you to get back on track when you’ve wandered off. Others aren’t always so lucky—so, hook them up and help steer them back on course. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Having and maintaining your own space is one thing, and mostly a healthy habit to have. However, when your independence is so pronounced that you have astoundingly little overlap with the people you’re supposed to be close to, that’s a problem. This week, be open to sharing more of your life with your besties. They deserve it. That doesn’t mean you can’t ever reserve time and space that’s for you and you alone, but you can certainly live happily with a little less than you have now—I’m betting, even, that you’ll prove to be happier with less space than you ever thought possible. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

When a dog moves into a new place, he might pee on all the boundaries of the yard to indicate, “This is mine, now.” Humans, however, are more subtle and complicated. The space you long to claim isn’t something you have exclusive rights to. Since you have to share it, pissing in the corners will probably not be appreciated, no matter how you actually do it. You need to wrap your head around sharing space, time, and people with those you’d never choose, and in ways you’re not used to. Your resistance is understandable—but not conducive to your own happiness. Abandon it, if you can. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Of course people deserve second (and sometimes third, fourth, or fifth) chances. That doesn’t mean they immediately (or ever) get carte blanche and an all-access pass back into your life just because they say they’ve turned over a new leaf after screwing up. Trust must be rebuilt. It’s admirable of you to be open to this new chapter for the two of you, but taking it slow is necessary. Err on the side of caution (but eschew suspicion, when possible), and keep taking baby steps, and you will have done everything you can to help get things back on track. The rest is up to the other person.

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As open-minded as you are, you’re one of the fixed signs (along with Leo, Scorpio, and Taurus), and consequently it’s very difficult for others to change you. You can consider every idea under the sun, but when it comes time to actually change an ingrained habit (of thought or action), it’s unlikely anyone else will have much success in doing so. By this point in your life, you should have pretty good intuition regarding when someone is intent on reshaping you in some way; letting them know just how unlikely (and perhaps impossible) that is may be difficult, and even a deal-breaker—but it’s also your honorable duty. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Sketchy people are quite adept at finding ways to intrude on others’ boundaries without getting called out. Especially once they’ve gotten away with it once, future incursions are inevitable and harder to counter, especially for you kindhearted Pisceans, who loathe confrontation. However, that doesn’t mean you have to suck it up and put up with this kind of treatment forever, just because you weren’t able to stop it the very first time it happened. This week, step up and defend your turf. If they’re surprised that this area’s now off-limits, all the better; maybe the lesson will have more punch.

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE

PANORAMIC OCEAN VIEW 2 bd/2ba Kihei condo. Walk to beaches, restaurants, and shopping. Only $269,000. Josh Jerman, Realtor (808) 283-2222. The Wailea Group LLC. WWW.DEVELOPKIHEILAND. COM 3.24 acres with preliminary subdivision and SMA approval across from the ocean. $1,449,000 Josh Jerman, Realtor (808) 283-2222 The Wailea Group LLC MULTI-UNIT KIHEI INVESTMENT PROPERTY Rent amounts currently total $2925/month. Only $329,000. Josh Jerman, Realtor (808) 2832222 The Wailea Group LLC

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SERVICES

MAUI RECYCLING SERVICE Picks up all your glass, plastic, aluminum, tin, newspaper, & cardboard. Now also: glossy paper & office paper recycling offered. Home Pickup; a convenience for $25.15/mo! Bi-monthly pick up. Commercial accounts avail. Call Now! 244-0443 PRECISION SHARPENING Knives, Scissors, Clipper Blades, Garden Tools and More. See us at the Maui Swap Meet located at the UH Maui Campus every Saturday from 7am-1pm in space 314. We’ll sharpen your knives,

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CLEAN, AFFORDABLE Accommodations in our vacation rental from $69 per day. Call Toll

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NOTICES

ALOHA VALUED READERS We would like to let our readers know that we try to screen most of our ads. We read back the ad copy to ensure that it is the correct information that advertisers want. If you see the acronym (AAN CAN) that ad is a national ad and was not submitted directly to us. If you have a question directly concerning AAN CAN, please check out aancan.org

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WE ARE AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER

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Mind, Body & Spirit *HEALING HANDS M4M* Treat yourself to a full-body M4M combination nurturing & therapeutic bodywork session. Incalls & out-calls available. Call 242-1122. SEX LIFE ON HOLD? Sex therapist with 25+ yrs. exp. solves communication problems and all sex & relationship concerns. Private & Confidential Phone Sessions Worldwide FREE PHONE CONSULTATION Call Dr. Bouchard 8910952 www.sexhappiness.com CLEAR LIGHT BODYWORK I am here to receive you with open arms to help you cleanse and heal your body. Will clear unconsciously held patterning, and even disturbed emotional energy within the body. A spiritual cleansing and clearing. 808-281-0646 FIND MAUI’S HOLISTIC EVENTS! Visit www.mauivision.net today and explore our extensive mind, body & spirit listings. New April/ May Maui Vision Magazine out now! Call 669-9091 for info.

MASSAGE

LICENSED MASSAGE THERAPY - NOW JUST $45 FOR ONE HOUR SESSION! Enjoy a Relaxing Professional Massage. Private, Comfortable West Maui location by a Certified LMT. For Pregnancy Massage, Deep Tissue, Lomi or Swedish, call Susan 276-2114. Same day appts. available. MAT#8984 Ask about our new Pet Massage services now available.

Authentic $45

Thai Bodywork

Maui Bliss Body Work

15 years experience relaxing & re-newing the body’s energy!

THAI BODY WORK

90 min

•Organic Products• Kihei • MAT #11951

808.463.1771

2 hrs

MASSAGE FACIAL COMBOS

SpaSessions Hot Tub/Bodywork Nurturing & Pampering Senior Special!

I'ao Acupuncture & Spa

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2012 Year of the Dragon

Upcountry Area

808.269.0703

45 70 90 $

60 min

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with Arunee

(808)344-4674

With Thai Herbs & Balms Located Upcountry

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• $70 / 90 min

Therapeutic Massage

PAN’S

Traditional Usui Reiki Training

Feel the Stress Melt Away

50 / 60 min

Contact Susie at Mauibless@gmail.com 808.280.6581

264-1576

April 7TH & 8TH

Traditional Thai Style & Oil Combo

PRIVATE ROMANTIC COUPLE’S SESSIONS AVAILABLE ALSO SPECIALIZING IN TANTIC THEORY AND COUPLES COACHING RELAX WITH THE SOOTHING SOUNDS OF THE OCEAN WAVES, AND LOOSE YOUR MIND. PEACEFUL ENERGY, CALM, QUIET, ENERGIZING TOUCH, INTENSE BREATHING TECHNIQUES.

With Dawan Upcountry Location

Thai Body Work

50% OFF

90 MIN

JADE MASSAGE initial consultation & $75 SPECIAL acupuncture treatment with Deborah Maghen, LAc with Honora Kalama, LMT *must mention ad to receive specials

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from The Tucson Gem & Mineral Show!

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1816 Mill Street • Wailuku

CHINESE TRADITIONAL BODY WORK BEAUTIFUL STUDIO

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•

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for 1 hour!

Boutique & Massage

Massage • Acupuncture • Gifts • Facials • Waxing

Alii Kula Lavender Products now available!

Experience Thailand’s Living Treasure!

$45

XIAO

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OUR SECOND LOCATION

NOW OPEN IN KIHEI! 95 LIPOA ST. #105 • 874-5333

OPEN MON-SAT IN KIHEI OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK IN WAILUKU 40 N. Market St. Wailuku, HI 242-8788

NOW WITH 2 LOCATIONS!

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Hui No Ke Ola Pono (BCCCP) is currently serving women who do not have medical insurance.

FIND ME ON FACEBOOK

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MAUI TATTOO COMPANY

Traditional, Custom, Polynesian, Cover-Ups, Portraits & Permanent Makeup. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., under Lu Lu’s. 874-0034 WAILEA AND MAKENA REAL ESTATE DEALS

Heavily discounted opportunities. Prices from $469k and up. Contact Josh Jerman, Realtor 808-283-2222 The Wailea Group LLC

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AMERICAN • ASIAN • CARS • SUVS • TRUCKS 3135 Lower Kula Road • Behind Kula Hardware

warehouse at 320 Hoohana St. Unit 13-16 in Kahului! Next to Pacific Fish Market and Mcguire Bearing

FOR AS LITTLE AS

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CALL BRAD AT 283-3260 OR TOMMY AT 283-0512 TO RESERVE YOUR SPOT Give a young person a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him to fish and he eats for a lifetime.

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and we make a $300 donation to a Maui charity

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Published on Apr 5, 2012

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