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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION: Your best Halloween costume idea?

Editor: Anthony Pignataro (808) 283-1308 / anthony@mauitime.com @apignataro on Twitter Reporter Associate Editor: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com @anuheayagi on Twitter Door Answerer Proofreader: Dina Wilson Cowgirl Contributors: Jason Castle, Caeriel Crestin, Mick E. Finn, Lantana Hoke, Jory John, Avery Monsen, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Sara Tekula, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Intern: Natasha-Lyn P. Mendoza Photographer: Sean Michael Hower mauiweddingmedias.com / howerphotography.com Art Director & Production Manager: Scrappers scrapperstown.com Kitchen Utensil Man Graphic Designers: Amy Mendolia, Christina Tarleton Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Human Centipede General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com @jenrusso on Twitter Tequila

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COVER: Justin Yates of Paia Tattoo Parlor paiatattooparlor.com If you like this artwork you’ll love the Dia de los Muertos themed art show featuring work from Maui tattooists and fine artists benefiting the Maui Food Bank. Fri 28th, 6-9pm, Paia Tattoo Parlor 120 Hana Highway, upstairs. (808) 579-8515

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BY READERS LIKE YOU YES, ANU SHOULD WRITE ON E Anuhea! Mahalo nui! But that wasn’t disappointment on my face, it was confusion (Kula Kid, Oct. 13, 2011). I didn’t recognize the book at first (sleep deprived middle-aged eyes) and I thought you were asking me to sign somebody else’s book.

Which I’ve done. Especially if the book is fabulous. Take credit where can, eh?

Write on!

-Lee Cataluna, via Mauitime.com

Club because if Lingle hadn’t gone down in flames from their lawsuit, she might of made VP and the election might have turned out differently without the nutcase from Wassila.

Karen Chun, via Mauitime.com

THANKS! Very informative infographic on local government (LC Watch, Oct. 20, 2011). It’s information like this that keeps you on All Hawaii News’ blogroll.

-All Hawaii News, via Mauifeed.com

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NEWS & VIEWS FEATURE STORY DINING THIS WEEK’S PICKS DA KINE CALENDAR THE GRID FILM CRITIQUE FILM TIMES KULA KID HOROSCOPE CLASSIFIED MIND, BODY & SPIRIT

LINGLE HOLDS GRUDGES? Linda Lingle is still upset that the Supreme Court said she broke the law (Coconut Wireless, Oct. 20, 2011). She told the Chamber [of Commerce] that she wanted to make it more expensive for citizens to sue to prevent corporations from breaking the law (or for governors).

Lingle is all about revenge and she holds a grudge against the Sierra Club–but then again it was her own ambition that got her in the mess. Sierra Club never brings suit unless they’re sure they’re going to win.

Everyone should be thanking the Sierra

BAG THIS! Please, please, tell me it doesn’t take 14 million trees to make 10 million paper bags as you stated in your Free Chico Bags article in Mauisphere (Oct. 13, 2011).

One-point-four trees per bag? That doesn’t seem possible!

-Randall Urban, via email The Editor responds: It doesn’t seem possible because it isn’t. That should have read 14 million trees make 10 BILLION paper bags. Thanks for reading!

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THE PALI TUNNEL OF DOOM So the other night I was driving to the other side and noticed for some reason that though there were lights installed in the Pali tunnel, they were not on. Nor could I remember ever seeing them on, at night or any other time.

Suddenly terrified of having to drive through the tunnel in the dark (it takes about two seconds at 45 miles per hour, after all), I asked Hawaii Department of Transportation (DOT) spokesman Dan Meisenzahl (formerly of KITV news anchor/reporter fame). According to Meisenzahl, the good news is state workers were out the night of Oct. 22 installing new

lot of improvements to secure the system.”

Bastards!

Anyway, even though state crews will be working on the lights this weekend, Meisenzahl said not to expect to see them on anytime soon. His reason: something even more unholy than solar panel thieves may interfere with the crews’ work.

“After the lights are hung, we will still have a lot of work to do including checking wiring that has been dormant for some years now,” Meisenzahl said. “We do not expect the lights to be operational for a couple of months. We anticipate the crews will probably get pulled off the job along the way as higher priority items come up.”

Higher priority items? Terrifying!

dealt with bouts of high unemployment before. No, what’s scary about these figures is that they probably won’t get any better.

The Republicans and Democrats in Washington who nominally “run” this Great

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lights. But then Meisenzahl told me a dark, haunting tale of just how the lights came to be broken.

The whole system, according to Meisenzahl, isn’t actually designed to be used at night. Installed years ago, the lights are for the safety of bicyclists and pedestrians who pass through the tunnel. At either end are push buttons (similar to those at crosswalk intersections) that activate the lights, which are solar-powered.

But it seems this isn’t the first time state DOT workers have had to go into the tunnel to repair the lights. In fact, they’ve had to do so on two previous occasions. Apparently, person or persons unknown have been slipping in under the cover of darkness to do nefarious things to the solar panels that power the lights.

“The solar panels were stolen not once, but twice,” Meisenzahl told me. “We did a

So Halloween is right around the corner, but do you know what’s really scary? The latest unemployment figures for, well, everyone. I mean, the stats that were just released from the Hawaii Depart- "Nightmare on Main Street", get it? ment of Labor and Industrial Relations are a mixed bag: Maui County’s 7.9 percent unemployment rate (not seasonally adjusted) for September 2011 is slightly Nation of ours really have no idea how to deal with this, which must scare them too worst than August (7.5 percent) but a bit and possibly explains why they seem to better than September 2010 (8.3 percent).

And while it’s a whole lot better than the spend so much of their time arguing over nation’s 9.1 percent unemployment rate irrelevant trifles like how high to place the debt ceiling or whether to electrify the U.S(seasonally adjusted), it’s still nowhere near the 3.0 percent we were all used to Mexico border. only a few years ago. Of course, when you THE DEATH OF break up the county into its component islands, it’s clear that Molokai is even WOKSTAR more skewered than usual–16.9 percent Not scared enough? Well, to paraphrase unemployment in September, which is the old master, let us sit upon the ground way higher than the 13.9 percent figure and tell sad stories of the death of small from August 2011 or even the 13.6 per- businesses. I’m speaking of Wokstar, born cent figure from a year ago. in a small shop in Kihei Kalama Village.

Look, what’s truly scary about these It died this week, on Wednesday to be prenumbers isn’t that they’re so high–we’ve cise, at the age of three.

Overheard “Why did I come down this aisle? Oh yeah–Jack Daniels.”

-Woman at Costco in Kahului, Oct. 24

I was there at the birth–before, even, when the owners were bolting together benches and hanging chalkboards and generally trying to find a way to serve fresh, good food at reasonable prices. The menu ended up being pricey, but they certainly succeeded in serving delicious bowls of rice and noodles, endless plates of tasty potstickers and incredible jaffel sandwiches. The effort they put into the place was nothing short of monumental in my humble opinion, and it showed.

I asked part owner Sarah Gray (who goes by the moniker Sarah Sassin in the Maui Roller Girls) why Wokstar was closing. Here’s her response, which deserves to be quoted at length: “I’ve realized this week that closing is sad, but I don’t consider it failure,” Gray wrote. “The lease is up and we don’t make money–those are the boring facts. If we had made profit a larger priority, things may be different. It is disappointing, but I still see it as successful. We wanted to

Sarah Sassin; killing it!

create a place where all walks of life could sit together and enjoy fresh affordable food. A place that people wanted to work at, that was fun and not contrived. That’s what we did for three and a half years, in a deep recession. Not a bad shot at it. The community response to us closing has been a testament to the value of the place.

Some of our regulars are more emotional than me, and I’m touched by the support all the way through the final days. Those are the people that kept us going these last few years and we are grateful.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1519n2

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QUIZunderstood 1. All of the following are direct quotations from officials in either the U.S. government or the United Nations following reports of the death of Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi. Which of the following belonged to Congress member Mazie Hirono, D-2nd District?

A. “The dark shadow of tyranny has been lifted. And with this enormous promise, the Libyan people now have a great responsibility to build an inclusive and tolerant and democratic Libya that stands as the ultimate rebuke to Gadhafi’s dictatorship.”

B. “Today marks an historic victory for democracy for the people of Libya... The United States stands by the Libyan people as they face a new set of challenges in making the political, social, and economic transition to a democratic state.”

C. “We believe there is a need for an investigation and more details are needed to ascertain whether he was killed in the fighting or after his capture. A key aspect enabling closure on the legacy of Gadhafi’s 42-year despotic rule, and on the bloody conflict this year, will be to ensure that justice is done.”

D. “Wow!”

2. Last week the Hawaii Housing Finance and Development Corporation terminated Realty Laua’s contract to manage the Honokowai Kauhale affordable housing complex. What was the state’s reason for the termination?

A. Numerous tenant complaints against the property management company.

B. A Maui News investigation that reported said complaints as well the fact that the complex’s 40 percent occupancy rate was due in part to the realty company’s failure to make much-needed repairs.

C. Realty Laua’s desire to spend more time with its family.

3. According to the Oct. 23 Maui News, the number of traffic fatalities in Maui County are right now: A. Up 64 percent over the number of people killed on the roads last year at this time.

B. Down 64 percent from the number of people killed on the roads last year at this time.

C. About where it was last year at this time.

D. Makawao

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HIKI NO Is No Ka Oi We usually hear disappointing reports that Hawaii’s schools are dismally behind those on the mainland, which are dismally behind those in the rest of the world. So it’s awesome to report that Hawaii has the very first Statewide Student News Network in the nation.

Called HIKI NO, it airs on PBS Hawaii and is currently in its second season. The 12 participating Maui County schools have been successful in securing a $7,500 grant from the Fred Baldwin Memorial Foundation. This is right on the heels of Balwin High School’s award in September for Best Newswriting on their Season One episode called “Plastic Bag Alternatives.”

Roberta Wong Murray, Vice President of Programming and Communications for the locally owned and independent PBS Hawaii station, says they conceptualized the series in 2008 but it took several years to develop. The first season of HIKI NO began in February 2011 with 54 schools and 13 episodes that aired weekly.

Episode Three of the second season will air this Thursday, Oct. 27 at 7:30pm. It features Maui High School and includes a moving report from Maui Waena Intermediate School on 442nd Regimental Combat Team veteran Stanley Izumigawa.

When asked how the money will be shared among the schools Murray said that “There is no simple way to answer this question. It’s not going to be divvied up by formula. It allows PBS Hawaii to conduct on-site video production training and in some cases, provide the means to fly students from Maui or their island to another island which could be Maui for training. I know that sounds vague, but that’s the simplest answer.”

The schools and students currently use their own equipment for videotaping and editing and submit their rough cuts to the PBS Hawaii online platform. PBS Hawaii often consults with the student teams. It’s not unusual to go through many revisions before the students can get an episode approved for broadcast.

HIKI NO means “can do” in Hawaiian, and the program’s mission is to help students develop skills in critical thinking, collaboration, problem solving, analysis and communication.

“Through the vehicle of producing a weekly news program, students also learn video production skills, newswriting, reporting, information gathering, on-camera presentation, editing and meeting deadlines,” Murray said. “HIKI NO also gives

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an on-air voice to students, allowing them to tell stories about their communities that may otherwise not be told.”

Any intermediate or high school–public, private, or charter– can participate. There is also one elementary school that is part of the network.

HAGAR HELPS HANA There are many ways in which the Hagar Family Foundation has helped Maui families and now they can add raising money for kids in Hana to that list. The foundation is jumping in on the Hana Youth Center’s “Walk in My Shoes” Campaign by generously offering dollar-for-dollar matches to donations made over the next few months.

The Hana Youth Center was busy preparing for their Halloween Haunted House, which starts at 7pm on Halloween, but Director Chris Harrington was able to find a moment to talk about the special circumstances and needs that surround the Hana community.

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“The typical visitor to Hana sees lush beauty, a seemingly sleepy little town and incredible beaches,” Harrington said.

“However, Hana has a host of challenges like any small community. The temptation of drugs, like crystal meth, is huge here. Employment in Hana can be difficult to find and wages are typically low. Therefore, kids in Hana are not afforded some of the same opportunities as children in bigger communities. Our geographic isolation adds to this. So, though it may seem like paradise to a visitor, there are actually a lot of challenges facing families in Hana.”

The population in Hana is around 2,300 and the center serves a membership of 217 youths, ages eight to 18. Hana School, which is severely lacking in funding, is closed on Fridays.

The Hana Youth Center was founded in 1986 as a safe, free place where kids in Hana can hang out when school is not in session. It’s currently open everyday after school till 7pm and from 9am to 6pm when school is out. The youth center has evolved into a haven for youth culture in our east community, free of the temptations of drugs and alcohol.

“Keoki Kalani, Director of the Youth Center, and John Villiarimo, Assistant Director, are dedicated to the Hana Youth Center. They have the perfect temperament to mentor the kids on a daily basis. They approach their job with the perfect mix of discipline and fun. But most importantly, they realize they are in a position to teach these kids life lessons that can help to make them healthy, happy and socially aware adults. The success of our youth center is largely due to their dedication.”

Helping youth to recognize, believe in and follow their talents and gifts is part of the goal of the youth center, which aims to be more than just being a place for kids to hang out.

Everyone pitches in to help each other, including raising keiki.

Instead of having kids unattended during school hours or breaks, they have a place to gather and participate in healthy, educational activities that are fun. Members of the community support the center and volunteer their time to pass on the Hawaiian traditions that perpetuate the culture like net fishing, weaving, chanting and the hula.

For an inspiring look at Sammy Hagar and his outlook on the Hagar Family Foundation, read theywillrockyou.com/tag/ the-hagar-family-foundation. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso

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THIS WEEK IN COW NIPPLES London Fashion Week usually brings forth a shock or two from cutting-edge designers, but a September creation by Rachel Freire might have raised the bar: a floor-length dress made from 3,000 cow nipples (designed to resemble roses).

Initial disgust for the garment centered on implied animal abuse, but Freire deflected that issue by pointing out that the nipples had been discarded by a tannery and that her use amounted to “recycling.” The 32-year-old Freire, who has worked with mainstream entertainers such as Christina Aguilera, was kept so busy with the animal-abuse angle that she was largely spared having to explain another issue–why anyone would want to wear a dress made with cow nipples.

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BIG BUSINESS The world’s real economy may be flagging, but not necessarily the make-believe economy of online multiplayer games, according to reporting by The Wall Street Journal (July) and the website Singularity Hub (August). For example, entrepreneur Ailin Graef’s Anshe Chung Studios is worth “millions” of real U.S. dollars, earned mostly by managing rentals of make-believe real estate and brokering make-believe money transactions in the game Second Life. Graef also commands top (real) dollar for her designs of make-believe fashions for players’ game characters (avatars).

Two other companies are suing each other in federal court in San Francisco over the copyright to their lucrative business models of creating make-believe animals (horses, rabbits) that sell very well to players who take them on as game pets for their characters or breed them to make

Artificial meat (grown in a test tube from animal stem cells) has been theoretically planned for about 10 years, but a European Science Foundation audience in September heard predictions that lab-grown sausage might be available as soon as next year. The meat is produced in sheets (“shmeat”) and would be prohibitively expensive at first, in that the largest specimen produced so far measures only about one inch long and a third of an inch wide. The biggest drawback facing artificial muscle tissue: that even lab-grown muscles require exercise to prevent atrophy.

LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS Turned down once before, liquor manufacturer EFAG convinced Germany’s Federal Patent Court in September to award trademark protection to its schnapps with the brand name Ficken, which in German translates directly into what in English is known as the F word.

The court acknowledged that the name is unquestionably in poor taste but is not “sexually discriminatory” and does not violate public morals. In fact, the court noted, the word is widely used in Germany. In March 2010, the European Union trademarks authority granted a German brewery the right to call its beer “Fucking Hell”– the first word of which is the actual name of an Austrian village and the second a German word referring to light ale. ■ chuck@mauitime.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1519n4

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THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27 HE WHOSE FACE GIVES NO LIGHT SHALL NEVER BECOME A STAR (from Proverbs of Hell from William Blake’s The Marriage of Heaven and Hell) - Erotica Slam and Costume Ball, a Halloween-inspired erotic playground at Casanova. Pole Dancing by Amanda Furgiuele. Riding crop discipline and “Opera Exotica” with Kit Kat Cabaret. Aly Cardinalli’s “Thriller” dancers in full zombie attire. Climatic Hoopnotic act by Kisha. Spooky stories and poetry (perform your piece in three minutes or less to vie for a $100 cash prize; props and costumes encouraged; sign-up by 9:45pm). A coffin photo booth. Live painting by A Naughty Paradise. Music by Selecta Boomshot and Mark D’Antonio. Visuals by Douglas Deboer.

Come dressed as kinky as you dare. $10. 9:30pm. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.), 572-0220; mauislam.com EXPECT POISON FROM THE STANDING WATER (from Blake’s Proverbs of Hell) - Halloween at Watercress Sports Bar. Boogie to beats by Next Level Entertainment DJs and take home tons of giveaways and prizes. Scoop! 10pm. Watercress Sports Bar (270 Waiehu Beach Rd., Paukukalo); 243-9351 BUT THE BEAT OF HOOFS SMOTE ON HIS EAR (from Paul Laurence Dunbar’s The Haunted Oak) - Halloween at Hard Rock Cafe. Dubstep DJ. 8pm. Hard Rock Cafe (900 Front St., Lahaina); 667-7400; hardrock.com

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 28 I PUT OUT THE LIGHT AND RETURNED TO BED, PALSIED WITH FEAR. I LAY A LONG TIME PEERING INTO THE DARKNESS, AND LISTENING (from Mark Twain’s “A Ghost Story”) - A special Halloween story time for keiki at Kahului Library. Kids dressed in their costumes get a holiday treat. Free. 10:30am. Kahului Public Library (90 School St., Kahului); 873-3097; librarieshawaii.org “BLOW SPIDERS! WHAT’S THE USE OF SPIDERS? THERE ISN’T ANYTHING IN THEM TO EAT OR”–HE STOPPED SUDDENLY, AS THOUGH REMINDED OF A FORBIDDEN TOPIC (from Bram Stoker’s Dracula) - Paia Tattoo Parlor’s Dia de los Muertos Fiesta and Second Anniversary Party; part of Paia Fourth Friday festivities. An art exhibition featuring works by friends, fellow artists, tattooists and fine artists from Maui and California. Costumes encouraged. (PS: Parlor celebrations continue on Halloween night with pick-a-skull tats for just $25 from 5-10pm, and trick-or-treating for kiddos from 4-7pm.) Suggested donation of $5 or three canned goods for the Maui Food Bank. 6pm. Paia Tattoo Parlor (120 Hana Hwy., Paia); 579-8515; paiatatooparlor.com UPON THAT NIGHT, WHEN FAIRIES LIGHT / BENEATH THE MOON’S PALE BEAMS (from Robert Burns’s “Halloween”) - Royal Lahaina Resort hosts a Halloween party to benefit the Hawaii Hotel and Lodging Association’s Charity Walk 2012. Complimentary pupus (6-7pm), plus drink specials and door prizes all night. Live music by Jordan and Wolf. $10. 6-10pm. Royal Lahaina Resort (2780 Kekaa Dr., Kaanapali); 1-800-22-ALOHA (222-5642); hawaiihotels.com FOOD WITHOUT WINE IS BUT A CORPSE; WINE WITHOUT FOOD, A GHOST; UNITED AND WELL MATCHED

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SAUCER OF MILK TO COMPEL IT TO DRINK (from Bram Stoker’s Dracula) - Maui Roller Girls presents Monster Smash: Maui Roller Girls vs. Coos County Roller Girls.

A drug, alcohol and tobacco-free event. Featuring a Hoopnatypze half-time show. 3:30pm. Kalama Park skate rink (South Kihei Rd.); mauirollergirls.com

THEY ARE AS BODY AND SOUL, LIVING PARTNERS (Andre Si Simon) - Montessori School of Maui’s Ghoulin Rouge Halloween-themed fundraiser. Featuring live entertainment, live and silent auctions, gourmet pupus by Vasi and a no-host bar. 21+ only. $85. 6-10pm. Montessori School of Maui (2933 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 573-0374; momi.org IT WAS ABOUT DUSK, ONE EVENING DURING THE SUPREME MADNESS OF THE CARNIVAL SEASON... (from Edgar Allan Poe’s Cask) - Three-night run of Elliot Baker’s musical adaptation of Edgar Allan Poe’s classic thriller, The Cask of Amontillado at Iao Theater. Starring Steven Dascoulias (Montresor), Jerry Eiting (Fortunato) and Casey Murphy (Lenore). (PS: Back by popular demand, Cask shows on Fri., Sat. and Sun. nights. Plus, Sat. and Sun. shows followed by a free performance of “Thriller,” directed by Aly Cardinalli.) $10. 7:30pm Fri & Sat., 6pm Sun. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku) 242-6969; mauionstage.com

AS IT WAS, THE DESIRE TO OBTAIN A DRINK WAS A TRIFLE STRONGER THAN HIS FEARS; AND YIELDING TO IT, HE STEPPED DOUBTFULLY INTO THE DARKNESS (from Thomas Mayne Reid’s The Headless Horseman: A Strange Tale of Texas) - Hula Grill’s Night Before Halloween Costume Contest. No entry fee and all contestants receive a trick-or-treat goodie bag. The first place winner in the adult category wins an AlexAir Helicopters ride for two over Molokai. The first place winner in the keiki category wins a $100 Walmart gift card. Additional prizes for second and third place winners in each category. And because the adage goes, “trick or treat, give me something good to eat,” all costumed customers dining during the contest receive 25 percent off something good to eat. 6pm keiki contest. 7:30pm adult contest. Hula Grill, (Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali); 667-6636; hulagrill.com WHEN BY THY SCORN, O MURD’RESS, I AM DEAD (from John Donne’s “The Apparition”) - Island Girl PinUps presents Dead Hollywood Party. Music by DJ Del Sol and DJC. Performances by Kit Kat Cabaret, Karli Rose, Danny Joe and Portia. No cover. 8pm. Three’s Bar & Grill (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 879-3133; threesbarandgrill.com

ROUND ABOUT THE CALDRON GO (from Shakespeare’s Macbeth) - Nightmare on Ale Street, Night 1 of 3: Go-Go Massacre Costume Party at the Ale House.

Five sexy go-go dancers. Red carpet VIP/paparazzi area. Music by DJs LX, Lynn and Jamn J. Drink specials like $7 “axe murderers,” $5 “vampire’s blood,” $4 “brain tumors” and $3 “Freddy Kruegers.” Plus, $2 “trick or treat” shots when the witching hour strikes. (PS: Nightmare on Ale Street is full of adult-flavored fun and runs Fri., Sat. and Sun. For family-style stuff at the Ale House, see Mon.’s events.) $10 cover after 10pm. Kahului Ale House (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 877-9001; kahuluialehouse.com

SOMETHING EVIL’S LURKING IN THE DARK (from Rod Temperton’s “Thriller”) - Three-night run of Michael Jackson’s famed “Thriller” dance, helmed by choreographer Aly Cardinalli at Iao Theater. Follows Sat. & Sun. performances of The Cask of Amontillado and precedes Mon.’s The Rocky Horror Picture Show . (PS: For a neat preview, check out Thu.’s Erotica Slam.) Free. 9pm Sat. 8pm Sun. 8:15pm Mon. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku) 242-6969; mauionstage.com

SOME MERRY, FRIENDLY, COUNTRY-FOLKS / TOGETHER DID CONVENE / TO BURN THEIR NIITS, AND POU THEIR STOCKS / AND HAUD THEIR HALLOWEEN (from Robert Burns’s “Halloween”) - Halloween Dance Party at Stopwatch. Live music by Deep Cover (9pm-1am). Pumpkin carving and costume contests (10:30pm). Stopwatch Sports Bar (1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao); 572-1380

SOME HUMAN MEMORIES AND TEARFUL LORE / RENDER HIM TERRORLESS: HIS NAME’S “NO MORE” (from Edgar Allan Poe’s “Silence”) - “Scareyoke” at Life’s A Beach, hosted by Daizy. Fear not, for liquid courage abounds! Lots of treats for costumed performers. Continues on Mon. night, too! No cover. Haui’s Life’s A Beach (1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei); 891-8010; mauibars.com

THE LOVER OF LIFE’S NOT A SINNER, / THE ENDING IS JUST A BEGINNER / THE CLOSER YOU GET TO THE MEANING / THE SOONER YOU’LL KNOW THAT YOU’RE DREAMING (from Black Sabbath’s “Heaven and Hell”) Hawaiian heavy-hitters Anesthesia and friends “sold (their) soul for rock ‘n’ roll,” and are playing an all-Black Sabbath tribute at Stella Blues. 10pm. $7 / $5 if wearing costume. $10. Stella Blues (1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei); 8743779; stellablues.com

YOU WOULD HAVE SWORN THAT THERE WAS A REGIMENT OF DOUBLE-BASS DRUMMERS ALL BEATING THE DEVIL’S TATTOO UP (from Edgar Allan Poe’s The Devil in the Belfry) - Because alliteration and Ambrosia are awesome–as are the ingredients to this Halloween party–don’t miss Devil’s Night with DJ Decka. Great giveaways all night for everyone in costume plus $2-off all tequila drinks. (PS: Halloween rages Fri. and Mon. nights at Ambrosia, too!) No cover. 10pm. Ambrosia Martini Lounge (1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei), 891-1011; ambrosiamaui.com

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Continued from page 12 THE HEAVEN AND IN THE EARTH. I HEARD MANY THINGS IN HELL (from Edgar Allan Poeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s A Telltale Heart) - Rampage raises the roof at Diamondâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s annual Halloween bash.

(PS: Hang â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;round â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;til Monday and party on Halloween night with Gomega.) Diamonds Ice bar (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 874-9299

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 30 WHEN WILD, UGLY FACES WE CARVED IN ITS SKIN / GLARING OUT THROUGH THE DARK A CANDLE WITHIN! (from John Greenleaf Whittierâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Pumpkinâ&#x20AC;?) Underwater pumpkin carving at Maui Ocean Center. Scuba divers descend into shark-infested waters to carve-up jack-o-lanterns.

Included with aquarium admission. 11am Open Ocean exhibit. 1pm Blacktip exhibit. Maui Ocean Center (192 Maalaea Rd.); 270-7000; mauioceancenter.com BECAUSE I COULD NOT STOP FOR DEATHâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;HE KINDLY STOPPED FOR ME (Emily Dickinson) - Featuring entertainment by Kanoa (10pm), South Shore Tiki Lounge hosts a natureinspired art show and costume party called Wild + Wicked, in support of Plant A Wishâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s nation-wide native tree planting project. Participating artists include Jaisy Hanlon, Daniel Sullivan, Luana Coonen, Dr. Gary Greenberg, Gabriel Mott, Rachel Gonzalez, Debra Rice Casey, Lelilani Hasbrock, Teddi Martinez, Yvette Yvelle and more, whose work will hang for the month of November. 9pm. South Shore Tiki Lounge (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 8746444; southshoretikilounge.com / plantawish.org

MONDAY, OCTOBER 31 HE WHO WOULD GO TO SEA FOR PLEASURE WOULD GO TO HELL FOR A PASTIME (ye olâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; sailorsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; proverb) Halloween Express and Cocktail Cruises on a Pacific Whale Foundation (PWF) catamaran, under the stars.

Express departures from Maâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;alaea (to Lahaina festivities) at 5:30pm and 6:15pm, and from Lahaina (back to Maâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;alaea) at 9:30pm and 11pm (one-way: $29.95 keiki / $34.95 adults).

Or, 4.5-hour cruises (including hot and cold pupus and dessert plus beverages) depart at 6pm or 6:30pm ($59.95 keiki / $79.95 adults; PWF members and kamaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;aina can save 20 percent by reserving via phone). 248-8811; pacificwhale.com IN THE SPRING OF MY YOUTH IT WAS MY LOT / TO HAUNT THE WIDE WORLD A SPOT / THE WHICH I COULD NOT LOVE THE LESS / SO LOVELY WAS THE LONLINESS (from Edgar Allan Poeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Lakeâ&#x20AC;?) - Ambrosiaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s annual Sexy & Scary event with DJ CIA. Prizes every 30 minutes for everyone in costume, plus $4 â&#x20AC;&#x153;brain hemor-

rhageâ&#x20AC;? shots and â&#x20AC;&#x153;spooky juiceâ&#x20AC;? drinks. (PS: Halloween rages on Fri. & Sat. nights at Ambrosia, too!) No cover. 10pm. Ambrosia Martini Lounge (1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei), 891-1011; ambrosiamaui.com THE HARPIER CRIERS:â&#x20AC;&#x201C;â&#x20AC;&#x2122;TIS TIME! â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;TIS TIME! (from Shakespeareâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Macbeth) - Mulliganâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Halloween Bash featuring the Eight Track Players. No cover before 9pm ($10 afterward). 8pm-12am. Mulliganâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on the Blue (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea) 874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com LIFE AND DEATH APPEARED TO ME IDEAL BOUNDS, WHICH I SHOULD FIRST BREAK THROUGH, AND POUR A TORRENT OF LIGHT INTO OUR DARK WORLD (from Mary Shelleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Frankenstein) - Halloween at Hang Loose.

Naughty night nurses Nicole and Debi serve up liquid double trouble and free â&#x20AC;&#x153;E.R.â&#x20AC;? pizza, while The Witchdoctors rock nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; roll your world (9pm-12am). Midnight costume contest with $100, $50 and $25 prizes for first, second and third place, respectively. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Curativeâ&#x20AC;? cocktail specials â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;til 2am. Hang Loose Lounge (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 877-6284 I DWELL IN A LONELY HOUSE I KNOW / THAT VANISHED MANY SUMMERS AGO (Robert Frostâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ghost Houseâ&#x20AC;?)

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Known as â&#x20AC;&#x153;the Mardi Gras of the Pacific,â&#x20AC;? events begin with the 33rd annual keiki costume parade (4:15pm, Papalaua St.), plus live music by 1810 and Sounds of Addiction, as well as keiki activities and face painting (6-8:45pm, Campbell Park). And later, an adult costume contest, emceed by Branscomb Richmond (79pm; winners announced at 9:30pm, Banyan Tree Park). If you loathe the the long Pali drive and fear perilous parking, no worries beef curries! Public transportationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just $3 with routes from Wailuku, Kahului and Kihei (co.maui.hi.us) . Baker St. to Prison St. closed to vehicular traffic 3:30pm-12am.

THRICE THE BRINDED CAT HATH MEWâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;D (from Shakespeareâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Macbeth) - 28th Annual Ghoulish Gala at The Wharf with mistress of ceremonies, Auntie Toddy Lilikoi. Free face painting all day, plus Halloweenville in the mid-level shops. Contestants must be in costume to qualify for the sixth annual Keiki Karaoke Contest (6-7pm) and Ghoulish Gala Karaoke Contest (7pm). Plus, the ninth annual Night of the Living Dread with Mary Dread at Cool Cat Cafe ($10 cover includeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s party Captain Jackâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s,10pm); a pirate costume contest with DJ N8 Castro at Captain Jackâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ($10 cover includes party at Cool Cat Cafe, 10pm). Fuzz Box presents a live MC and DJ plus costume contest at Da Kitchen ($5, 10:3011:30pm). And Jayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Place offers live music by DJ Danny and Catfish Band, plus all-night drink specials and a Halloween menu served until the witching hour. Wharf Cinema Center (658 Front St., Lahaina); wharfcinemacenter.com

SWELTERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;D VENOM SLEEPING GOT / BOIL THOU FIRST Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; THE CHARMED POT (from Shakespeareâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Macbeth) Pineapple Grill hosts a night of spirits and spells at their fourth annual Monster Bash. First, second and third place winners in their costume contest receive $100, $75 and $50, respectively.

Plus, live music, half-off select bar menu items and wicked drink specials. 5:30pm-close. Pineapple Grill (200 Kapalua Dr. at the Bay Course); 669-6900 â&#x20AC;&#x153;I WOULD LIKE, IF I MAY, TO TAKE YOU ON A STRANGE JOURNEYâ&#x20AC;Śâ&#x20AC;? (The Criminologist in Richard Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Brienâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s The Rocky Horror Picture Show) - Give yourself over to absolute pleasure at this free screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975), the epitome of audience participation parties. Come costumed and bring props (flashlights, newspapers, bubbles, squirt guns, etc.). Prop-filled party bags available for $12 (proceeds benefit Maui OnStage). Preceded by a performance of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thriller.â&#x20AC;? Free. 8pm doors. 9pm show. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku) 242-6969; mauionstage.com DOUBLE, DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE / FIRE BURN AND CAULDRON BUBBLE (from Shakespeareâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Macbeth) - Funkalicious double-header with Englandbased four-piece The New Mastersounds, heralded as â&#x20AC;&#x153;a mind-blowing cocktail of soul, jazz and funkâ&#x20AC;? by the Cornish Guardian, and Mauiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own The Free Radicals Projekt. Tickets available at Requests (Wailuku), The Wine Corner (Paia) and Wok Star (Kihei). $20-$30 pre-sale. 9pm.

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Scary Face Pancakes: IHOP is jumping into the Halloween fun with their Trick-Or-Treat all-you-can-eat pancakes and Scary Face pancakes. Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s more, on Friday Oct. 28, the design-your-own Scary Face pancake is free to all kids 12 and under, from 7 am to 10 pm. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all part of an effort to create a safe and fun environment for kids on spooky Hallows Eve. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, 808-8714000; ihopmaui.com Face Painting and Free kids meals: On Friday, Oct. 28 you can get one free keiki meal with a candy dessert with each purchase of an adult meal 3-9pm at the Kahului Ale House. Put the finishing touches on your costume with free face painting by Rachel Deboer (for keiki and kupuna alike) with meal purchase (4-6pm). There will also be family-friendly Halloween movie screenings, monster and pumpkin-themed how-to-draw-it sheets designed by Ale House owner Stacy Sundins and free balloons. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului; 808-877-9001;kahuluialehouse.com Bobbing for Hot Dogs: Well, you probably wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be eating these hot dogs, but your dog will love them. The Birken and Baileyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 4th Annual Halloween Pawty is the place to be for pets who love to dress up on Halloween and show their fluff off. (Free nail trims for pets in costume!) Festivities

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FRIDAY, SPEA THE SPEECH, I PRAY YOU (from ShakeSPEAK spe speare’s Hamlet) - A screening of The King’s S Speech, recent Academy Award winner for Best Picture, Best Director (Tom Hooper), Best Actor (Colin Firth) and Best Original Screenplay (David Seidler). $7 suggested donation.

7-9pm. Soul Space Maui Renewal Center (16 S. Market St., Wailuku); 205-8302; soulspacemaui.com maui.com

GREAT GALLIMAUFRY BY THE SEA - Where else but at Paia Fourth Friday day can you enter a raffle for a collapsible bicycle while eating a breadfruit popsicle, psicle, only to be enticed across the street by the sounds of the electric harp and free ree acupuncture? Where else but at Paia Fourth Friday can you watch a ping pong tournament and multiple fashion shows featuring the North Shore’s hottest beach bods, s, plus performances by a blue grass band, belly-and fire dancers and silk aerialists? Where else but at Paia Fourth Friday can you feast on free refreshments, watch Godzilla movies in a real estate office or observe gallery-worthy artists at work? And where else but in our Da Kine Calendar can you ou get the shop-by-shop g p y p details on Paia Fourth Friday? Free. 6-9pm. Paia Town; paiamaui.com

SATURDAY, SA S AT TU UR RD DAY AY, O OCTOBER 22 GO SEE A MAN ABOUT A HOT DIGGETY DOG They probably won’t let you (nor is it a good idea to) jump on the bouncy castle while eating a Crater Dog (the pup-in-si’ style of which has enticed even Anthony Bourdain), but with toppings like Maui onion mustard, lilikoi or mango butter and guava BBQ sauce, it’s a e good thing da dog and all da stuffs stay inside the ee fresh-baked bun’s puka so that nothing falls out. Free pm. for the first 500 MauiTime readers. 11am-1pm.

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BLOOD, SWEAT AN AND VOLUNTEERS - Twenty-five local non-profit organization share all the ways you can help support their admirable efforts at Volunteer Expo 2011. Fun options include adopting an endangered nene goose via the Friends of Haleakala National Park or playing to win prizes in a The Price Is Right-style game with Keiki Kokua Thrift Store. Emcee Joe Hawkins (host of KONI’s “Maui Sunrise Show”) will dish out loads of giveaways giv between performances by Jimmy Mac & The Kool Kats, Seabury Hall’s H Hawaiian Ensemble and magician Timothy Wenk.

Free. 11am-1pm. Queen Kaahumanu Center (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 270-7150; handsonmaui.com

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 23 FREE CAKE - Lahaina Arts Society celebrates their 44th birthday with fun-and fine art-filled event at Lahaina’s Banyan Tree Park, Oct. 29 & 30. Free cake, coffee, face painting, crafts (like Halloween mask-making) for keiki and prize drawings, plus a silent auction to benefit the society. Free. 9am-5pm.

Banyan Tree Park (Front St., Lahaina); 661-0111; lahaina-arts.com

OFF TO THE RACES - Every fourth Sunday of the month, sports car enthusiasts take to the Maui Motor Sports Park’s Police Pursuit Training Ground for the Maui Sports Park Car Club of America’s Solo Autocross, a “driving skill contest that emphasizes the driver’s ability and car’s hanco dling characteristics... like being in a movie chase scene”! dl Gates open at 8am / heats start at 9:45am. Maui MoG tor Sports Park (off Mokulele Hwy., Kihei); 283-4986; mauiscca.net

MONDAY, OCTOBER 24 HOALOHA ‘AINA - Every Mon., through Volunteering on Vacation (a free program offered by the Pacific Whale Foundation), South Maui Volunteers, lead by Bob and Lisa Richardson, help maintain seaside trails and restore sand dunes, plus remove litter and invasive plant species. Participants should wear closed-toe shoes and sunscreen, and will receive a free Volunteering on Vacation tote bag for their efforts. Exact South Maui locations vary. Call Bob at 264-1798 for details. volunteersonvacation.org tion.org / southmauivolunteers.com

ZIP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH, ZIP-A-DEE-AY -A-DEE-AY / MY, OH MY, WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY - Beginning today, Oct. 31 and continuing on through Sat., Nov. 5, Skyline Eco-Adventures sponsors a “Zip for the Trees” event, in conjunction nction with Plant A Wish’s Native Tree Plant-Out. Zipline tours are offered ed at a discounted rate of $50, with 100 percent of proceeds benefitting associated ociated charitable organizations. The event culminates on Nov. 5 with a day-long ziplinging and tree planting event. Call for reservations. Skyline Eco-Adventures (Crater Rd., Kula); 878-8400; zipline.com / plantawish.org

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 25 BIRDS IN THEIR LITTLE NESTS AGREE - Supporting the Maui Forest Bird Recovery Project is as easy as eating pizza pie. A portion of the night’s proceeds benefits this worthy cause. 5-10pm. Flatbread Company p y ((89 Hana Hwy., y , Paia); ); 573-0280;; mauiforestbirds.org irds.org

GUITAR HERO - With a nonpareil repertoire, six string sensei Tom Conway masters Tiki’s happy hour set, every Tue. No cover. 4-6pm.

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FRIDAY, OCTOBER 28 YET LOATH THE BANQUET / BY WHICH PERFORCE / MUST FEED THY LIVID LIVING CORSE: / THY VICTIMES, ERE THEY YET EXPIRE / SHALL KNOW THE DEMON FOR THEIR SIRE (from Lord Byronâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Vampyreâ&#x20AC;?) - Maui Ocean Centerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s (MOC) Sleep with the Sharks event, where children in the 3rd through 8th grade sleep-over at the aquarium and explore the seaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s nighttime delights with hands-on educational activities. Includes pizza dinner, continental breakfast, snacks and souvenirs. $60 (MOC members save 15 percent). 5:30pm Fri. to 8am Sat. Maui Ocean Center (192 Maalaea Rd., Maalaea); 270-7075; mauioceancenter.org IN THE CAULDRON BOIL AND BAKE (from Shakespeareâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Macbeth) - For fourteen years strong, every Fri. & Sat. in Oct., Brigit & Bernardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s host Mauiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best and most authentic Oktoberfest celebration. Beyond the German buffet, the eveningsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; highlight is entertainment by oompah band Dorfmisikanten. Call for reservations. 6-11pm. Brigit & Bernardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Garden Cafe (335 Hoohana Street, Kahului); 877-6000 BACK INTO THE CHAMBER TURNING / ALL MY SOUL WITHIN ME BURNING (from Edgar Allan Poeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Ravenâ&#x20AC;?) - La-

A FEARFUL IDEA NOW SUDDENLY DROVE THE BLOOD IN TORRENTS UPON MY HEART (from Edgar Allan Poeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s The Pit and the Pendulum) - Maui Mallâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Halloween Fun Night features shop-toshop trick-or-treating for keiki, Brenton Keith & His Bag Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Tricks (5pm), their annual pet costume contest (6pm) and their annual keiki costume contest (7pm). Maui Mall (70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); mauimall.com

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THAT BIT OF EVIL FORTUNE DID NOT FAIL TO EXCITE WITHIN HIM THE BLACKEST CHAGRINâ&#x20AC;? (from Thomas Mayne Reidâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s The Headless Horseman: A Strange Tale of Texas) - Halloween warmup party with DJ AstroRaph (and loosenup with $4 Fris vodka drinks). Remember, Halloween at Ambrosiaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s continues Sat. and Mon., too! No cover. 10pm. Ambrosia Martini Lounge (1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei), 8911011; ambrosiamaui.com I KNEW THAT SOUND WELL TOO. IT WAS THE BEATING OF THE OLD MANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S HEART. IT INCREASED MY FURY AS THE BEATING OF A DRUM STIMULATES THE SOLDIER INTO COURAGE (from Edgar Allan Poeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s A Telltale Heart) - Klot War Media stages a Halloween Drum-Off at LuLuâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s (a performance, not a competition), featuring three stellar drummers, Calvin (Innavision), Christian (Jah Residence) and Hannibal, plus DJs Kamikaze and Kai K. Entry earns you a raffle ticket for prizes like zipline tours and â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Ulalena tickets. $10. 9:30pm-2am. LuLuâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Lahaina (Lahaina Cannery Mall); 661-0808; luluslahaina.com PAIA FOURTH FRIDAY - Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a shopto-shop guide of all thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going on in Paia Town this Friday: Get a free massage at Thee Salon, then dance under the stars to DJ The Kidd, plus performances by B.A.D.S. (Break Away Demon Sex), Merkabah Fire Productions, belly dancer Ianira, silk aerialist Alyssa Sved and Kema Jamal of Alvin Ailey

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ALE HOUSE

Clay Mortensen 5-8pm / Nightclub w/ DJ Jamn J 9pm; no cover

Braddah Francis 4-8pm / Nightmare on Ale Street: Night 1 of 3 - Go Go Massacre Costume Party $10 after 10pm

Nightmare on Ale Street: Night 2 of 3 - Glo-and Gore-fest Costume Party 10pm; no cover

NFL / Nightmare on Ale Street: Night 3 of 3 - Anything Glows Masquerade Party $10 after 10pm

MON - Family Halloween Day, 4-9pm / TUE - Braddah Francis, 4-7pm; Country Music & Free Pool, 9pm / WED - Teri Garrison, 5-8pm; Free Karaoke w/ Braddah Francis, 8pm

AMBROSIA

Jamie Gallo, 7pm / Old Skool Thursdays w/ DJ Del Sol, 10pm

Halloween Warm Up w/ DJ AstroRaph, 10pm

Devil’s Night w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

Al & Candice’s Black & White Birthday Bash w/ DJ La Rage (private party until 11:30pm)

MON - Ambrosia’s Annual Sexy & Scary Halloween Bash w/ DJ CIA, 10pm / TUE - Dirty House Tuesdays with DJ La Rage, 10pm / WED - Red Carpet Movie Night, 7:30pm / Maui’s HI-5 Night w/ DJ Del Sol & DJ CIA, 10pm

Oktoberfest feat.

Dorfmisikanten 6-11pm; no cover

Oktoberfest feat.

Dorfmisikanten 6-11pm; no cover

Live Music & Dancing

Live Music & Dancing

CASANOVA

Erotica Slam Poetry & Costume Ball feat. DJ Boomshot, Mark D’Antonio, Kit Kat Cabaret & more 9:30pm; $10

Halloween Madness w/ Sheron De Ponte & The Silver Spur Band 10pm; $5/$10

Monstanova Mash w/ DJ Kurt & DJ Trvr 10pm; $5

CHARLEY’S

Wavetrain feat. Mark Johnstone 10pm; no cover

Paia Fourth Friday: The Kryptones & Dani Girl 9pm; $5

The Maui Pranksters Costume Ball 10pm; $5/$10

NFL Sunday Ticket

MON - The Freeradicals Projekt, 9pm / The New Mastersounds, $30 / TUE - The Maui Makani Classic After Party w/ DJ CIA, 10pm; no cover

COOL CAT CAFE

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Caroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Caroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - 9th annual Night of the Living Dread feat.

Marty Dread, 10pm; $10 / TUE - Live Jazz, 7-10pm / WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Pool Tournament 10pm; no cover

DJ Kamikaze 10pm; no cover

Diamond’s Big Halloweeen Bash feat. Rampage 10pm; no cover

Live Music 10pm; no cover

MON - Happy Halloween w/ Gomega / TUE Rampage / WED - Juke Box Party (all sets 10pm; no cover)

Quiz Night 8pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Big John 10pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron 10pm; no cover

MON – Happy Halloween! / TUE - Daniel of Off Tomorrow / WED - Sebrina Barron (all sets 10pm; no cover)

College Football / Karoke / Free Pool Night

College Football / Karaoke / Darts

UH Football, no cover / Karaoke & Darts

NFL Sunday Ticket / Karaoke / Darts

MON - NFL (free pupus!) / WED - Go Go Dancers & DJ Music, 10pm-2am; no cover

Rampage 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Super Dub Tribe 9pm-close; no cover

NFL / Scaryoke! w/ Daizy, 8pm-close; no cover

MON - NFL / Scaryoke! w/ Daizy, 8pm-close / TUE Junior Lacuesta / WED - Rick Glencross & Open Mic Night

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

BRIGIT & BERNARD’S GARDEN CAFE 355 Hoohana St., Kahului - 877-6000

CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului - 873-6555

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

TUE - Maui Tribe presents Willie K and The Warehouse Blues Band, 9pm; $10 / WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/ DJ Blast & Chilltown, 10pm; $10

HANG LOOSE LOUNGE

MON - The Witchdoctors, 9pm-12am

333 Dairy Rd., Kahului - 877-6284

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

items to benefit a Maui Memorial Medical Center program which provides free mammograms to uninsured women, plus serves pink champagne and sweets (5-8pm, 76 Hana Hwy.; 5799292)... Paia Trading Company dishes free refreshments (106 Hana Hwy.; 579-9472)...

Tamara Catz Boutique hosts live music and a jewelry trunk show featuring Adelina A Mare (83 Hana Hwy.; 579-9184).... Mana Foods has a raffle for a collapsible bike, with proceeds benefitting the Pacific Cancer Foundation (tickets available in advance; no-need be present fo’ win li’ dat). Plus, The Breadfruit Institute (ntbg. org/breadfruit) raises awareness and funds with all-breadfruit treats for sale (5:30-8:30pm, 49 Baldwin Ave.; 579-8078).... Indigo hosts a Monster Mash DJ dance party plus free refreshments (149 Hana Hwy.; 579-9199)... Charley’s stage boasts The Kryptones featuring Danni Girl (9pm, 142 Hana Hwy.; 579-9453)... Paia Tattoo Parlor’s got a Dia de los Muertos-themed art show/party (plus, it’s their second anniversary) and costumes are encouraged. (donation to Maui Food Bank encouraged, 7pm, 120 Hana Hwy.; 579-8515)... Equity One screens Godzilla movies and serves up popcorn (40 Baldwin Ave.; 579-1111). paiamaui.com

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 29

Indio & Avi, 8:30pm / Halloween Party Karaoke

Karaoke

HOW MANY SCENES OF WHAT DEPARTED BLISS! / HOW MANY THOUGHTS OF WHAT ENTOMBED HOPES! (from Edgar Allan Poe’s “To Zante”) - Wailuku Hongwangi Mission’s Autumn Food & Craft Fair. Free.

8am-12pm. Wailuku Hongwangi Mission (1828 Vineyard St., Wailuku); 244-9036 DIP HIM IN THE RIVER WHO LOVES WATER (from William Blake’s Proverbs of Hell) - The Salvation Army’s Harvest Festival Fundraiser. Scripts for games and food just 25 cents each or five for $1. 10am-1pm. Salvation Army (45 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 250-5624 WHAT MOISTENS THE LIP AND WHAT BRIGHTENS THE EYE / WHAT CALLS BACK THE PAST, LIKE THE RICH PUMPKIN PIE? (from John Greenleaf Whittier’s “The Pumpkin”) - Kihei Baptist Chapel’s Fall Festival. Everyone’s welcome to enjoy free games, prizes, popcorn, sack races and board games. Free. 6-8pm. Kihei Baptist Chapel (1655 S. Kihei Rd.); 875-2122; kiheibaptist. org THERE CAME A MOST DEADLY NAUSEA OVER MY SPIRIT, AND I FELT EVERY FIBRE IN MY FRAME THRILL AS IF I HAD TOUCHED THE WIRE OF A GALVANIC

The House Shakers 8:30pm

MON - Blues Spirit of Maui / TUE - Jessica Rabbitt & Kanoa / WED - Damon Parillo & Danyel Alana (all sets 8:30pm)

Karaoke

WED - Karaoke

BATTERY (from Edgar Allan Poe’s The Pit and the Pendulum) - Every Fri. is dress like a pirate night at R.S. Sharky’s, but Sat.’s all-day Halloween-theme events encourage costumes of any sort. Their haunted house is open to allages until 10pm, followed by an adult night featuring DJ music, a costume contest and $3 top shelf Halloween shots. Plus, they’ll be screening scary movies all the livelong (er, um, deadlong) day. R.S. Sharky’s Family Restaurant (41 E Lipoa St., Kihei); 874-5115 A DEAD BODY REVENGES NOT INJURIES (from William Blake’s Proverbs of Hell) - Queen Kaahumanu Center’s Halloween Family Fun Day features a magic show, balloon artistry, face painting and a costume parade. (PS: And on Halloween day, keiki can trick-or-treat from shop-to-shop.) Free. 3-5pm.

Queen Kaahumanu Center (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); queenkaahumanucenter. com EACH TANGLED AND UNTRODDEN WOOD / EACH DARK AND SILENT GLEN BELOW / WHERE SUNLIGHT’S GLEAMINGS NEVER GLOW / WHILST JETTY, MUSICAL AND STILL (from Percy Bysshe Shelley’s “Dark Spirit of Desart Rude”) - Wear a friendly (not scary) costume to Haleakala Waldorf School’s Night of Delight, which

features a wonderful world of theatrical and musical presentations. Keiki two-to 10-yearsold can enjoy this sweet alternative to trick-ortreating. $10. Two showtimes: 5pm & 6:30pm (tickets must be pre-purchased). Haleakala Waldorf School (4160 L. Kula Rd.); 8782511; waldorfmaui.org “SWEET CREATURE!” SAID THE SPIDER, “YOU’RE WITTY AND YOU’RE WISE / HOW HANDSOME ARE YOUR GAUZY WINGS, HOW BRILLIANT ARE YOUR EYES!” (from Mary Howitt’s “The Spider and the Fly”) - Lahaina Gateway’s Keiki Night Out Halloween festivities features trick-ortreating and an outdoor screening of a cool Disney film. Free. Lahaina Gateway (Honoapiilani Hwy. & Keawe St., Lahaina); 661-3311; lahainagateway.com THEN GHASTLY HAUNT THY NATIVE PLACE / AND SUCK THE BLOOD OF ALL THY RACE (from Lord Byron’s “The Vampyre”) - Power Up Crew and Boss Lady Entertainment present the isle’s first-ever Halloweentheme foam party, Maui 2011 Foam Massacre (Oct., 28-31), hosted by Native 92.5’s Chisa. Features bikini contests, fashion shows, Hawaii Island gogo dancers “The Twins” and Power Up Crew DJs. $15 advance / $20.

Fri., Oct. 28: 10pm-close (21+). Oceans Bar

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JAVA JAZZ

Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover

Tracy Stiles 7pm - close; no cover

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

MON - The Chris & Mary Jane Xperiment / TUE - Ras Shaggai / WED - Rick Glencross

KAHALE’S

Bad Kitty, 7pm

Kenny Roberts, 7pm

Eight Track Players, 7pm

The Kihei Cowboys, 7pm

MON - Kawika / TUE - Da Hawaiians / WED - Gina Martinelli (all sets 7pm)

1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Willie K 8-10pm; $5

1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON through WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-close; no cover

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-close; no cover

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Fulton Tashombe & The Maui Jazz All-Stars, 7-10pm

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

Halloween Bash w/ DJ CIA 9pm-close; $5

LONGHI’S WAILEA

3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea - 891-8883

Salsa Night w/ Netto & Barbara Peraza, 8-11pm / DJ Nexus 11pm-close

Requesola w/ Rob & Ron = R2, 6:30-9:30pm / DJ Nexus 10pm-close

Maui 2011 Foam Massacre $15/$20; 5-9pm (teen rager) / 10pm (21+)

Kawika Ortiz, 7-9:30pm / DJ Kamikaze, 10pm-close

MON - NFL / TUE Country Music & Dancing w/ Rick Scanlan, 7-11m / WED Sebrina Barron 7-9pm; Ladies’ Night w/ DJ La Rage, 10pm-close

Howard Ahia 6-8pm; no cover

Halloween Drum-Off w/ DJ Kamikaze and DJ Kai K 9:30pm-2am; $10

STATUS hosted by Philly Blunt & feat. All Access Ent.’s DJ Money Mike, 10pm; $10

Maui 2011 Foam Massacre $15/$20, 10pm

MON - All Access DJs, 10pm / TUE - “Lahaina Idol” Karaoke w/ Troy, 9pm12am / WED - Kenny Roberts, 5-8pm (all no cover)

Ranga Pae

Ranga Pae

Ranga Pae

Ranga Pae

TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae

Willie K, 7-9pm / Pub Quiz Superfreakout w/ Trish “The Dish” Smith 9:30pm-12am

TBA 6:30-8:30pm

SLAM feat. David Choy & Clay Mortensen 7-10pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers w/ Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-9:30pm

MON - Mulligan’s Halloween Bash feat.

The Eight-Track Players, 8pm-12am / TUE Brenton Keith & His Bag O’ Tricks, 7-8pm / WED - Willie K, 7-9pm

Mauimusicmecca presents Guest DJ 10pm; no cover

Maui 2011 Foam Massacre $15/$20; 10pm

Rap Battle 10pm; $5 (before 11pm)

DJ Peak 10pm; no cover

TUE - Viva La Rumba, 7-9pm / WED Raveolution, 10pm

Jordan 6-9pm

Dress Like a Pirate Night (every Fri., not just during Halloween!)

Haunted House and DJ music

SANSEI - KAPALUA

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

SANSEI - KIHEI

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

LULU’S KIHEI

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

LULU’S LAHAINA

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2414

SHARKY’S

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 874-5115

115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116, Kihei - 879-0004

& Grill (1819 S. Kihei Rd.) 891-2414... Sat., Oct. 29: 5-9pm (teen rager) / 10pm-close (21+). LuLu’s Kihei (1945 S. Kihei Rd); 8799944... Mon., Oct. 31: 10pm-close (21+).

LuLu’s Lahaina (Lahaina Cannery Mall); 6610808 AND I HOLD WITHIN MY HAND / GRAINS OF THE GOLDEN SAND / HOW FEW! YET HOW THEY CREP / THROUGH MY FINGERS TO THE DEEP / WHILE I WEEP - WHILE I WEEP! (from Edgar Allan Poe’s “Dream Within A Dream”) - Longhi’s Wailea’s Halloween Bash features DJ CIA (first runner-up in MauiTime’s Best of Maui 2011). $5. 9pm-close. Longhi’s Wailea (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 891-8883 THEN THIS EBONY BIRD BEGUILING MY SAD FANCY INTO SMILING (from Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Raven”) - The freakiest electrohouse, dubstep and glitch hop can be found at Casanova’s Monstanova Mash, helmed

by DJs Kurt and Trvr. $5. 10pm. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao); 572-0220; casanovamaui.com EVIL THENCEFORTH BECAME MY GOOD (from Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein) - Tricks and treats abound at the Maui Prankster’s Costume Ball. $5 if wearing a costume / $10 otherwise. 10pm. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 579-8085; charleysrestaurant.com

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FROM MATTER AND LIGHT, EVINCED IN SOLID AND SHADE (from Edgar Allan Poe’s “Silence”) - Nightmare on Ale Street, Night 2 of 3: Glo-and Gore-fest Costume Contest; a glow stick party at the Ale House.

Best-costumed couple, best-glowing costume, scariest costume and funniest costume each receive a $100 cash prize. Ambiance augmented by scary movies playing on all 30 TVs, low-lying fog, entertainment by the Power Up DJ crew, sexy go-go dancers and special GLOman dancers on new blacklit dance floor. Drink specials like $7 “glowing ghost” drinks, $5 “graveyard” shots and $4 “candy corn” shots.

(PS: Nightmare on Ale Street is full of adultflavored fun and runs Fri., Sat. and Sun. For family-style stuff at the Ale House, see Mon.’s events.) No cover. 10pm. Kahului Ale House, (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 8779001; kahuluialehouse.com

er’s Dracula) - Timba’s always puttin’ on the Ritz, and does so with ghoulish flair tonight at their Heaven & Hell party. Dress to impress. $20. 9:30pm-2am. Timba (505 Front St., Lahaina); 661-9873; timbamaui.com

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 30

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?

AND ALL WITH PEARL AND RUBY GLOWING...

THROUGH WHICH CAME FLOWING, FLOWING, FLOWING (from Poe’s “The Haunted Palace”) Nightmare on Ale Street, Night 3 of 3: Anything Glows Masquerade Party at the Ale House.

Music by DJs Jamn J and Blinky. Free body painting by Rachel Deboer of Next Level Theater Productions (9pm-1am). Door prizes. Drink specials like $7 “ghostinis” and $5 “fried brain” shots. (PS: Nightmare on Ale Street is full of adult-flavored fun and runs Fri., Sat. and Sun. For family-style stuff at the Ale House, see Mon.’s events.) $10 cover after 10pm. Kahului Ale House (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 877-9001; kahuluialehouse.com

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MON - Eat & Place Day Dance Dance Extreme Competition, 7pm / TUE - Karaoke w/ DJ Jay / WED - Western Night & BBQ Championship

MONDAY, OCTOBER 31 AND THERE STOLE INTO MY FANCY, LIKE A RICH MUSICAL NOTE, THE THOUGHT OF WHAT SWEET REST THERE MUST BE IN THE GRAVE (from Edgar Allan Poe’s The Pit and the Pendulum) - Piilani Village Shopping Center’s Halloween festivities feature live music, magicians, trick-or-treating for keiki, face painting, games and prize and more. Free. 6-8pm. Piilani Village Shopping Center (Piilani Hwy. & Piikea Ave., Kihei); 877-7073 LIZARD’S LEG AND OWLET’S WING (from Shakespeare’s Macbeth) - Family Day at the Ale House. One free keiki meal with candy dessert with each purchase of an adult meal.

Put the finishing touches on your costume with free face painting (for keiki and kupuna alike) with meal purchase (4-6pm). Family-friendly Halloween movie screenings. Monster and pumpkin-themed how-to-draw-it sheets designed by Ale House owner Stacy Sundins.

Free balloons. No cover. 3-9pm. Kahului Ale House (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 877-9001; kahuluialehouse.com THE CUT WORM FORGIVES THE PLOW (from William Blake’s Proverbs of Hell) - La’a Kea Community Farm–a place where people with developmental disabilities can interact and work with others in an inclusive

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SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

DJ Slackin 10pm-close; no cover

STELLA BLUES CAFE 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S

1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

TIMBA

505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

WATERCRESS

Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350

atmosphere of care and respect–hosts a Halloween Barn Dance with treats and games galore. Free. 4-7pm. La’a Kea Community Farm (639 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 264-5633; laakea.org THE ROAD OF EXCESS LEADS TO THE PALACE OF WISDOM (from William Blake’s Proverbs of Hell) - Timba’s Halloween party is scary and swanky all at once! $30. 9:30pm2am. Timba (505 Front St., Lahaina); 6619873; timbamaui.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

COOL CAT CAFE - Every Thu., Barefoot Minded; Every Fri. & Sat. Dave Caroll; Every Sun., Erin Smith & Friends; Every Mon., Peter D; Every Tue., Live Jazz; Every Wed., Jordan Cuddy. (All sets 7:30-10pm.) Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina, 667-0908 DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Duke’s Beach House - Every Mon., Tue. & Wed., Brian 3-5pm; Wed., Alika & Ron 6-8:30pm; Thu., Damien 3-5pm; Thu., Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri., Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri. & Sat., Kulwewa 6-8:30pm; Every Sun. & Sat., Tim 3-5pm; Sun., Tim & Miles 6-8:30pm; Tue., Alika & Edee 6-8:30pm; Tue., Tim & Edee 6-8:30pm; Fri., Henry Kapono 5-7pm. 130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina, 662-2900 HULA GRILL - Wed., Alika 1:30-3:30pm; Wed., Peter DeAquino 4-6pm; Every Tue. & Wed., Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30-9pm; Thu., Alika 11am-1pm; Thu., Ernest Pua’a 1:303:30pm; Every Mon. & Thu., Armadillo 4-6pm; Thu., Kulwewa 6-9pm; Every Mon., Fri. & Sat., Kawika Lum Ho 1:30-3:30pm; Every Fri. & Sat., 1810 4-6pm; Fri., Kawika, Roy & Ivan 6:309pm; Sat., Wili Pohaku 6:30-9pm; Every Sun. & Tue., Kawika Lum Ho 11am-1pm; Sun., Ron & Ikaika 1:30-3:30pm; Sun., Derick Sebastian Trio 6-9pm; Mon., Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30-9pm; Tue., Jarrett Roback 1:30-3:30pm; Tue., Damon & Danyel Alana 4-6pm; Every Mon., Wed. & Fri., Ernest Pua’a 11am-1pm. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Kaanapali Pwy., Bldg P, Lahaina, 667-6636

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NFL Sunday Ticket / Industry Night, 10pm

MON - Happy Halloween! / TUE - Tennis League Night

Live Music 9pm-12am; no cover

Live Music 9pm-12am; no cover

Ladies’ Night 7pm-close; no cover

Kalani Kekona’s Service 4-9pm

Free Pool Day

Ah Tim 4-6pm; no cover

Black Sabbath Tribute w/ Anesthesia and friends 10pm; $5/$7

Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9:15pm-12am; no cover

Halloween Dance Party & Costume Contest feat. Deep Cover 9pm-1am

Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9pm-12am; no cover

The Edge 9pm

One Inity 10pm

Island Girls Pinups presents their Dead Hollywood Halloween Party feat. Kit Kat Cabaret, 8pm

MOTHxp 8pm (all ages) / 10pm (21+)

MON - Audiohead, 7pm / WED - Blues Night w/ House Shakers, 7pm

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

MON through WED- Karaoke

Industry Night 9pm-2am; no cover

Undone w/ Ross Q 9:30pm-2am; $10

Heaven & Hell Party 9:30pm-2am; $20

closed

MON - Halloween Night, 9:30pm-2am; $30 TUE-WED - closed

Halloween Party w/ Next Level Entertainment 10pm

Free Karaoke

UH Football

NFL

MON - NFL / TUE - Thirsty Tuesdays / WED - Free Karaoke

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

MON - DJ Slackin’ / TUE - DJ LX / WED Ladies’ Night w/ The ADD Twins (All sets 10pm - close; no cover)

DJ LX 10pm-close; no cover

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR STEEL HORSE SALOON

Wild + Wicked Party a Plant A Wish benefit feat. Kanoa, 9pm-close

DJ Gemini & DJ Ynot 10pm-close; no cover

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Every Thu., Jarrett & Wilson; Every Fri., DJ & Friends, Every Sat., JD & Harry; Sun., Merv Oana (all sets 3-5pm). Whaler’s Village, 2435 Kaanapali Pkwy.

Bldg. J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495 LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Every Thu., Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Fri., Marvin Tevaga 6-9pm; Every Tue, “Lahaina Idol” Karaoke w/ Troy 9pm; Every Wed, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina, 661-0808 PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Thu., Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue., Ah-Tim Elenicki 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, JD on the Rocks 5-8pm. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina; 661-3636 R.B. BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Every Sun., Live jazz. 4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; 669-8889 SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Every Tue. & Fri., Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Every Sun. & Thu., Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Sat., Coehlo Morrison 7-9pm; Every Mon. & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm. 5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500 VILLAGE CAFE & SWEET SHOPPE - Fri., Glenn Kakagawa and Sarah Cravalho 5:308:30pm. 2000 Village Rd., Lahaina, 665-1122

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Every Thu., Jamie Gallo 7pm; Every Tue., “Glee” on the big screen 7pm; Every Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night [November is Mustache Month! This week: “Tombstone” (1993)] 7:30pm. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8911011 CAPISCHE? - Every Fri. & Sat., Mark Johnstone 7-10pm. 555 Kaukahi St., Kihei, 879-2224 HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Every Thu., Junior Lacuesta 4-8pm; Every Fri., Tue. & Wed, Rick Glencross 4-8pm; Every Sat., Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Sun. & Mon., Karaoke 8pm; Every Wed, Open Mic Night 9pm. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., #E, Kihei, 874-1250 KAI WAIEA - Thu., Mon. & Sun., Wolf; Fri., Ryan Robinson; Sat., Kanoa; Mon., Tom Conway; Wed, Francois (all sets 6-8:30pm). 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1955 LULU’S KIHEI - Every Thu., Netto & Barbara

MON - Tom Cherry & Mike Finkewiecz, 4-6pm / TUE - Tom Conway, 4-6pm / WED - Randall Rospond, 4-6pm / SLAM feat.

David Choy & Clay Mortensen, 7-10pm

Peraza 8-11pm; Every Fri., Ron & Rob = R2 6:30-9:30pm; Every Sat., Camp Savage 7:309:30pm; Every Sun., Kawika Ortiz, 7-9:30pm; Every Tue., Ric Scanlan 7-11pm; Every Wed, Sebrina Barron, 7-9pm. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 879-9944 MONSOON INDIA - Every Sat., Romantic Violin & Guitar Duets by Cambria Moss & Ricardo Dioso 6:30-8:30pm; Mon., Louise Lambert 6-9pm; Every Tue., Hula Honeys 5:30-8:30pm.

760 S. Kihei Rd., 875-6666 MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Willie K 7-9pm; Sat, SLAM feat. David Choy & Clay Mortensen 7-10pm; Every Sun., The Celtic Tigers w/ Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-9:30pm; Brenton Keith & His Bag O’ Tricks 7-8pm; Wed, Willie K 7-9pm. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 8741131 SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Every Thu., Erin Smith; Every Fri., Randall Rospond; Every Sat., Tom Conway; Every Sun., Viva La Rumba; Every Mon., Kanoa; Every Tue., Sebrina Barron; Every Wed, Mark Johnstone. (all sets 4-6pm.)

Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-6444 STELLA BLUES CAFE - Every Thu., AhTim 4-6pm; Every Mon., Tom Cherry & Mike Finkeiwicz 4-6pm; Every Tue., Tom Conway 4-6pm; Every Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm / SLAM feat. David Choy and Clay Mortensen 7-10pm. 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, 874-3779 THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Every Sun., Gina Martinelli Band 7pm; Every Mon., Audiohead 7pm; Every Wed, Blues Night w/ House Shakers 7pm. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 879-3133 TRADEWINDS POOLSIDE CAFE - Every Thu., Island Favorites with Kawika Lum Ho; Every Fri., Girls Night Out with Gina Martinelli; Every Sat., Classic Rock with Dominic; Every Sun., Rob & Ron = R2; Every Mon., Bobby Ingram & Friends; Every Tue., Mike and Mark; Every Wed, Steve Sargenti. (all sets 6-9pm.) 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-8860

CENTRAL MAUI ALE HOUSE - Thu., Clay Mortensen 5-8pm.

Every Fri., Braddah Francis 4-8pm; Every Mon.,

Terri Garrison 4-7pm, Open Mic Night with Terri Garrison 9pm; Every Tue., Braddah Francis 4-7pm. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001

UPCOUNTRY MAUI CAFE DES AMIS - Every Thu., Joe Conte plays The Chapman Stick; Every Sat., live Argentinian music; Every Wed, The Stone Violets 6:30-8:30pm. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323Thee

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The Scariest Movies to Watch on Halloween

BY BARRY WURST II

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ome of the scariest horror movies of the past decade (like Insidious, Paranormal Activity, The Ring, and Signs) had the class to stun and haunt you but not make you throw up your mochi crunch.

Lately, horror films have been overdosing on remakes, sequels and torture movies that emphasize brutality, gore and human suffering but aren’t at all scary or any good.

There are classic titles to watch annually around this time of year (Halloween, Night of the Living Dead, etc) but here are 10 you may not have seen or haven’t watched in years. Instead of leaving you gagging and disgusted, these films do exactly what a good horror movie should do: use skill and story to scare you silly.

Darby O’ Gill and the Little People

(1959, Not Rated) An old man crosses a leprechaun one too many times… Here’s one to watch with your kids, except it could scare the blarney out of them. Look for Sean Connery in his film debut… singing!

The Birds (1963, Not Rated)

Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho is my favorite movie and a perfect title for this list, but The Birds is scarier and even more shocking. A love story about a single blonde (Tippi Hendren) making a visit to Bodega Bay turns into a bizarre, unsettling, bite-your-nails-down-tothe-nubs suspense machine.

buddies who stumble upon a bunch of devil worshippers and are chased for the rest of the movie. A perfect drive-in action/horror hybrid, with great chase scenes and a memorable finish, it delivers genuine grindhouse movie thrills and some freak-out moments.

multiple roles as a demented doctor with a disturbing secret. A number of moments will make you jump out of your seat. Brian De Palma’s Carrie is a popular choice but this underrated, sexy and jolting ode to Psycho is even more fun.

An American Werewolf in London Wait Until Dark (1967, Not Rated) A blind woman (Audrey Hepburn) is terrorized by a trio of criminals who talk their way into her apartment in search of a mysterious doll.

This is Hepburn’s best performance, Alan Arkin is terrific as the flashy lead villain and the finale is guaranteed to leave you shaking.

(1981, R)

Session 9 (2001, R) A group of workers assigned to renovate an abandoned insane asylum discover that something has been left behind. Brad Anderson’s thriller sneaks up on you, is awash in nightmarish atmosphere and has a third act revelation that you won’t see coming that will haunt you for days.

Black Christmas (1975, R) Christmas Eve at a quiet sorority is fun until a series of scary phone calls literally kills the merriment. Forget the terrible 2006 remake. The original classic is more subtle but far more terrifying and clearly influenced John Carpenter’s Halloween. Amazingly, this intense shocker is from the director of A Christmas Story!

Arachnophobia (1990, PG-13) It’s over 20 years old, was a family-friendly summer movie and stars Jeff Daniels and John Goodman…and it’s still the definitive creepy crawly spider flick. No creature feature with a six-legged monster has ever topped it and you might be surprised to find it’s scarier than you remember.

The Others (2001, PG-13) This classy, old fashioned haunted house thriller weaves a frightening and surprisingly moving tale. Nicole Kidman’s best performance, a shocker of an ending and some really, really scary sequences make this a must, even if you’ve already seen it (multiple viewings only make the story richer). And remember…“this house is our house.” ■

Race With the Devil (1975, PG) Peter Fonda and Warren Oates are camping

Raising Cain (1992, R) John Lithgow stars and is phenomenal in

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An American back packing through Europe is attacked by a giant wolf and starts craving meat, sleepwalking naked, etc. The king of horror/ comedies, this is a violent, seriously scary werewolf movie with a wonderful sense of humor. The first film to win the Best MakeUp Oscar, it stands the test of time.

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Showtimes FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees) The Big Year - G - THU (4:05), 7:05, 9:35.

Dolphin Tale (2D) - PG - THU-FRI (3:45), 6:45, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:45, 9:15. MON (1:00, 3:45), 6:45. TUE-WED (1:00), 3:45, 6:45, 9:15.

Footloose - PG13 - THU-FRI (4:00), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (4:00), 7:00, 9:30. MON (1:15 4:00), 7:00. TUE-WED (1:15), 4:00, 7:00, 9:30.

In Time - PG13 - FRI (4:15), 7:10, 9:45. SATSUN (1:30), 4:15, 7:10, 9:45. MON (1:30, 4:15), 7:10. TUE-WED (4:15), 7:10, 9:45.

The Three Musketeers (2D) - PG13 - THU (4:15), 7:10, 9:45. FRI (4:05), 7:05, 9:35. SATSUN (1:20), 4:05, 7:05, 9:35. MON (1:20, 4:05), 7:05. TUE-WED (4:05), 7:05, 9:35.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees) 50/50 - R - THU (2:20, 4:40), 7:05, 9:20. FRI (11:35, 4:40), 9:50. SAT-SUN (11:35), 4:40, 9:50. MON-WED (4:40), 9:50.

Courageous - PG13 - THU (1:05, 3:55), 6:50, 9:45. FRI-SUN 6:50, 9:45. MON (1:00, 3:55), 6:50, 9:45. TUE (1:00, 3:55). WED (1:00, 3:55), 6:50, 9:45.

Footloose - PG13 - THU (1:30, 2:10, 4:10, 4:55), 7:00, 7:30, 9:35, 10:00. FRI (1:15, 3:50), 6:40, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:15), 3:50, 6:40, 9:15. MON-WED (1:15, 3:50), 6:40, 9:15.

The Ides of March - R - THU-FRI (1:35, 4:05), 6:35, 9:05. SAT-SUN (1:25), 4:05, 6:35, 9:05.

MON-WED (1:25, 4:05), 6:35, 9:05.

In Time - PG13 - FRI (11:45, 1:50, 2:20, 4:25, 4:55), 7:00, 7:30, 9:35, 10:00. SAT-SUN (11:45, 1:50, 2:20), 4:25, 4:55, 7:00, 7:30, 9:35, 10:00. MON-WED (1:50, 2:20, 4:25, 4:55), 7:00, 7:30, 9:35, 10:00.

Johnny English Reborn - PG - THU (2:05, 4:35), 7:20, 9:55. FRI (11:40, 2:05, 4:35), 7:20, 9:55. SAT-SUN (11:40, 2:05), 4:35, 7:20, 9:55.

MON-WED (2:05, 4:35), 7:20, 9:55.

Killer Elite - R - THU (2:00, 4:30), 7:10, 9:50.

WHERE AND WHEN TO WATCH WHAT

FRI-WED (2:00), 7:05.

The Mighty Macs - G - THU (2:25, 4:50), 7:15, 9:40.

Puss in Boots (2D) - PG - FRI (12:00, 12:30, 1:00, 2:15, 3:55, 4:30, 5:00), 6:45, 9:00, 9:30.

SAT-SUN (12:00, 12:30, 1:00, 2:15), 3:55, 4:30, 5:00, 6:45 9:00, 9:30. MON-WED (2:15, 4:30, 5:00), 6:45, 9:00, 9:30.

Puss In Boots (3D) - PG - FRI (11:30, 1:45, 2:45, 4:00), 6:15, 7:15, 8:30. SAT-SUN (11:30, 1:45, 2:45), 4:00, 6:15, 7:15, 8:30. MON-WED (1:45, 2:45, 4:00), 6:15, 7:15, 8:30.

The Three Musketeers (2D) - PG13 - THU (2:15, 5:00), 7:35, 10:05. FRI (11:50, 2:10, 4:45), 7:35, 10:05. SAT-SUN (11:50, 2:10), 4:45, 7:35, 10:05. MON-WED (2:10, 4:45), 7:35, 10:05.

The Three Musketeers (3D) - PG13 - THU (1:45, 4:20), 6:55, 9:25. FRI (1:40, 4:20), 6:55, 9:25. SAT-SUN (1:40), 4:20, 6:55, 9:25. MONWED (1:40, 4:20), 6:55, 9:25.

Twilight - PG13 - TUE 7:45.

Warrior - R - THU (1:00, 3:50), 6:40, 9:30.

What’s Your Number? - R - THU (2:30, 4:45), 7:25, 10:10.

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Footloose - PG13 - THU 1:15, 4:15, 7:15.

The Ides of March - R - THU 1:30, 3:50, 6:05, 8:20.

In Time - PG13 - FRI-WED 11:15, 1:50, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30.

Puss in Boots (2D) - PG - FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 7:00, 10:00. SUN 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 7:00. MON-WED 1:00, 3:30, 5:45, 7:00.

Real Steel - PG13 - THU 1:00, 4:05, 7:20.

FRI-SAT 11:05, 1:45, 4:40, 7:20, 10:05. SUN 11:05, 1:45, 4:40, 7:20. MON 1:15, 4:05. TUE 1:15, 4:05. WED 1:45, 4:40, 7:20.

The Three Musketeers (2D) - PG13 - THU 1:05, 3:30, 6:00, 8:30. FRI-SAT 11:30, 2:00, 4:45, 7:15, 9:50. SUN 11:30, 2:00, 4:45, 7:15.

MON-WED 2:00, 4:45, 7:15.

Twilight - PG13 - TUE 7:30.

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wood’s binged-and-purged another toothless remake. Maybe both. 113 min.

IN TIME - PG 13 - Sci Fi - In the future, to avoid overpopulation, humans are engineered to only live to age 26. The rich can buy longer lives and the poor can negotiate for more. Talk about a quarter-life crisis! Justin Timberlake and Olivia Wilde star. 109 min.

GHOSTBUSTERS - PG - Comedy - Yep. The 1984 classic screens every Thursday in Oct. at Queen Kaahumanu Center. Who you gonna call to go with you? 105 min.

PUSS IN BOOTS - PG - Animation - Who doesn’t love sword fighting pussy? (PS: Puss In Boots is to Shrek as Frasier is to Seinfeld.) 90 min.

THE RUM DIARY - R - Drama - Hunter S. Thompson + Johnny Depp + Booze = Awesome! 122 min.

TWILIGHT - PG 13 - Fantasy bitches! 122 min.

Team Jacob,

NOW SHOWING 50/50 - R - Comedy - Part sex farce, part tear-jerker, Barry Wurst II says this cancer-as-comedy flick “isn’t a dour, heavy-handed Disease of the Week TV Movie ordeal [but] a movie funny enough to leave your ribs aching from laughter [while] also potently touching and honest.” 99 min.

COURAGEOUS - PG 13 - Action - Through trial and tribulation, four law enforcement officers fulfill their duty to serve and protect. 95 min.

DOLPHIN TALE - PG - Family - Based on the true story of Winter, a maimed dolphin who gets a progressive prosthetic tail. 128 min.

FOOTLOOSE - PG 13 - Fantasy - Either Kevin Bacon isn’t kosher with today’s kids or Holly-

THE IDES OF MARCH - R - Political Drama Adapted from the 2008 play Farragut North, which is loosly based on Howard Dean’s unsuccessful bid for the 2004 Democratic presidential nomination. (If you’re having diffculty remembering Dean, we’ll remind you of the ‘Dean Scream’ media gaffe.

What a hoot!) Directed by George Clooney. Starring Clooney, Ryan Gosling, Marisa Tomei, Paul Giamatti and Philip Seymour Hoffman. 101 min.

JOHNNY ENGLISH REBORN - PG - Comedy Rowan Atkinson (you know, Mr. Bean) stars in a spy spoof. 101 min.

KILLER ELITE - R - Action - Jason Statham, Clive Owen and Robert De Niro star in a flick that’s sure to be replete with ‘splosions. 106 min.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3 - R - Horror - A prequel to (you guessed it!) Paranormal Activity and Paranormal Activity 2. 84 min.

REAL STEEL - PG 13 - Action - The artist formerly known as Wolverine makes a shady living in the biz of amateur robot boxing. Barry Wurst II says, “While the film is predictable, it isn’t stupid.” 128 min.

THE THING - R - Thriller - Question: Does anything good ever happen to scientists in Antarctica who discover 100,000-year-old alien remains? Answer: Nope. 103 min.

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) The Big Year - G - THU 10:30.

Dolphin Tale (2D) - PG - THU 11:35, 2:10, 4:40. FRI-SAT 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15. SUNMON 11:45, 2:15, 4:45.

Ghostbusters - PG - THU 7:30. MON 7:30.

Paranormal Activity 3 - R - THU 11:10, 12:10, 1:10, 2:10, 3:10, 4:10, 5:10, 6:10, 7:10, 8:10.

FRI-SAT 11:10, 12:10, 1:10, 2:10, 3:10, 4:10, 5:10, 6:10, 7:20, 8:20, 9:30, 10:20. SUN-WED 11:10, 12:10, 1:10, 2:10, 3:10, 4:10, 5:10, 6:10, 7:20, 8:20.

Real Steel - PG13 - THU 11:00, 1:00, 2:00, 3:45, 4:45, 6:30, 7:30. FRI-SAT 10:45, 11:20, 1:30, 2:15, 4:15, 5:00, 7:00, 7:45, 9:45, 10:30.

SUN 10:45, 11:30, 1:30, 2:15, 4:15, 5:00, 7:00, 7:45. MON 10:45, 11:30, 1:30, 2:15, 4:15, 5:00, 7:45. TUE-WED 10:45, 11:30, 1:30, 2:15, 4:15, 5:00, 7:00, 7:45.

The Rum Diary - R - FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:40, 4:25, 7:30, 10:00. SUN-WED 11:00, 1:40, 4:25, 7:30.

The Thing - R - THU 12:20, 2:40, 5:00, 7:45.

FRI-SAT 9:50. SUN-WED 7:15.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees) Paranormal Activity 3 - R - THU (2:00, 4:30), 7:10, 9:30. FRI (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 9:30. SATSUN (1:45), 4:30, 7:15, 9:30. MON-WED (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 9:30.

Puss in Boots (2D) - PG - FRI (2:00, 4:15), 7:00, 9:15. SAT-SUN (2:00), 4:15, 7:00, 9:15.

MON (2:00, 4:15), 7:00. MON (1:45, 4:30), 7:15. TUE-WED (2:00, 4:15), 7:00, 9:15.

Real Steel - PG13 - THU (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 9:50. FRI (1:00, 4:00), 7:05, 9:50. SAT-SUN (1:00), 4:00, 7:05, 9:50. MON (1:00, 4:00), 7:05. TUE-WED (1:00, 4:00), 7:05, 9:50.

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LAST CHANCE THE BIG YEAR - PG - Comedy - Steve Martin, Jack Black and Owen Wilson star as birding enthusiasts (the flick’s Audubon-approved!) on a crosscountry adventure. 100 min.

THE MIGHTY MACS - G - Family - Breath a sigh of relief: they haven’t busted-out a Steve Jobs flick– yet. Instead, this 2009 movie’s based on the true Cinderella story of the nun-run, all-girls Catholic college basketball team, Immaculata, and their unprecedented 1971-72 win of the first women’s basketball national championships. 100 min.

WARRIOR - PG 13 - Drama - Finally, MMA gets a real movie. Two estranged brothers–one a physics teacher, the other an Iraq War veteran–are pitted against one another by their former drunk/boxer dad (Nick Nolte). 139 min.

WHAT’S YOUR NUMBER? - R - Romantic Comedy - If you assessed your last 20 relationships (as Anna Faris does in this flick), would you wonder if one of them was your one true love-lost? (Our answer: if you’ve got 20 relationships worth assessing, the problem probably isn’t with the one that got away.) 106 min.

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BY CAERIEL CRESTIN SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

While it may feel important to focus on your worst traits, in order to improve upon and evolve past them, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not always the best strategy, especially when those negative aspects tend to eclipse all your most wonderful qualities every time you look in the mirror. I think wanting to become a better person is, of course, an admirable intention. I also agree that completely ignoring or blinding yourself to your faults isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t a great idea. However, I still think your best strategyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;at least this weekâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;to transform into your best self is to deliberately and consciously focus on your best attributes, and use them to create more love, joy, or beauty in the world. The rest will mostly take care of itself.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

There are certain areas in your life that are and should remain sacrosanct. If what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, then what happens in these areas (your bedroom, for example) should also remain only the business of those who visit them.

However, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not always clear to some of the nosy people in your life. Because your own curiosity has occasionally caused you to step over the line, you might feel uncomfortable or even hypocritical enforcing your own boundariesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;but you must, nevertheless. Forgive those whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve invaded your privacyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;but firmly correct them, too.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Like me, you think honesty is one of the most important and admirable qualities in a human being. However, while telling the truth is something more people should do more often, there are times when withholding it will serve everyone better. Many relationships survive because of lies people tell each other, and while I know you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want that, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also true that an ill-timed or ill-thought truth can kill a relationship. Of course, when the truth is important, it must be told regardless, but when itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not vital, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s occasionally better for all concerned if you just keep your mouth shut.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Stop worrying about stuff that probably wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t happen. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not the least bit helpful. Preparing for the worst-case scenario may seem like a practical idea, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s unhealthy to focus on such morbid eventualities unless you have some real evidence theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re likely to happen soon. Go ahead and buy that insurance plan or take a precaution or two if it gives you comfort or peace of mind, then simply and completely let it go. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not naivetĂŠ to focus on all the positive stuff in your life; itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a key element to simply being happy.

The shitty situation youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re in probably isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t as horrible as you think it is. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t let your fledgling martyr complex jump immediately to your least favorite outcome and force that to happen, just so you can be proved right about how awful things are.

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