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Contents VOLUME 17 ✚ ISSUE 42

THIS WEEK’S QUESTION:

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In the new movie ‘Noah,’ who do you think should play the role of God?

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by Anthony Pignataro

QUIZ understood D. 12th House E. 13th House

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There were 188,774 visitor arrivals to Maui in February 2014, according to a Mar. 27 Hawaii Tourism Authority press release. According to that press release, how many visitors arrived on Maui a year ago, during February 2013?

A. 201,712 B. 194,498 C. 189,033 D. 174,256 E. 166,981

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1. On Mar. 25, former Maui County Mayor James “Kimo� Apana officially filed papers with the state Campaign Spending Commission to run for office. Which district is the Democrat Apana running in?

A. 6th Senate B. 8th House C. 9th House

On Mar. 31, President Barack Obama gave an official endorsement to a Hawaii candidate running for office. Who was the candidate?

A. Tulsi Gabbard B. Neil Abercrombie C. David Ige D. Colleen Hanabusa E. Brian Schatz

See answers, page 29

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by Anthony Pignataro

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ACLU HATES STATE’S LAME PROTEST RULES You may know the Hawaii chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) from such recent civil rights battles as the war over whether citizens can carry signs on public roads in the County of Maui (settled in October 2013!), distribute religious literature on public sidewalks (still pending!) and whether a county employee can administer a blog that satirizes a Maui cop (also still pending!). That was all fun and good and necessary–assuming we all actually still want to live in a democracy where the rights of citizens are considered preeminent–but now the ACLU has decided to go after the State of Hawaii’s Department of Accounting and General Services (DAGS, to its close friends).

It seems that the good ‘ol ACLU is a bit tired of how the state has been tossing bureaucratic obstacles in front of people who want to hold old-fashioned protests in such exotic venues as the state Capitol. So on Mar. 27, the organization filed suit in federal court to stop it.

Here’s a statement on the problem from the ACLU’s press release on the lawsuit: “The lawsuit asks the court to require DAGS to remove burdensome requirements for obtaining a permit–including requirements that small groups have to get the government’s permission before holding a protest; that individuals have to agree to indemnify the State for any injuries arising from their protest (even if the injuries are caused by the protesters’ opponents); and that individuals or groups apply for a permit weeks in advance (with no exception for spontaneous demonstrations in response to sudden events or news).”

This is just too much. I’m sorry, did we lose a war (or two)? It’s one thing for the State of Hawaii to write absurd laws saying citizens who want to protest in public buildings need to get permission and permits, but it’s another for us citizens to roll over, accept it and start chasing the red tape. Seriously, this lawsuit should have been filed years ago.

Protests are, by their very definition, physical acts of disobedience directed against the government. When a government legally sanc-

tions a protest, then it pretty much ceases to be a protest and becomes nothing more defiant than a public hearing. Then again, it’s been clear for a long time that we live in a society that values contracts and liability waivers more than freedoms of assembly and speech that are guaranteed in the U.S. Constitution.

Here’s the ACLU’s Alexandra Rosenblatt, who was quoted in the Mar. 27 press release: “The State requires a fourteen day lead time for permits, yet legislative hearings only have a 2-3 day lead time. The State also requires that permit holders waive all claims against the state as a condition of exercising their first amendment rights. DAGS has made exceptions, but the absence of consistent, objective standards raises a concern that groups could be treated differently based on the content of their speech.”

For more information, check out acluhawaii.org.

to Councilman Don Guzman and a volunteer Liquor Commissioner–started a Facebook page called TAGUMAWatch (named for the infamous Maui Police Officer Keith Taguma who patrols Wailuku Town), racked up tens of thousands of “Likes,” then suddenly renamed his page MAUIWatch after county officials told him he was “harassing” Officer Taguma.

Mamuad’s complaint says everything was fine on his end, but county officials–like Corporation Counsel Pat Wong–continued to tell him he was violating the county’s Workplace Violence policy, even though his page was now only posting traffic accident and missing woman updates (and occasionally rumors).

For its part, the county denies trying to shut down MAUIWatch. But the Corporation Counsel’s office also wants to hire an outside law firm to handle the suit. The reason? Conflict of interest: “The Corporation Counsel gave a brief overview of the request for employment of special counsel,” states a Mar. 25, 2014 Police and Intergovernmental Affairs

sion on, among other things, the Department’s role in investigating the underlying harassment complaint and allegations in the pending civil case specifically referencing Corporation Counsel and a deputy.”

Originally, the county wanted to pay $150,000 to the firm, but the PIA Committee chiseled that down to just $50,000.

The full Council vote on Apr. 4 is sure to be interesting, not in the least because of all the members, the biggest opponent to the hiring is Councilmember Mike White, who called the whole thing “a really manini issue,” according to the Mar. 18 Maui News.

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MAUIWATCH SPECIAL COUNSEL VOTE COMING UP I’m afraid this is becoming an all-ACLU column. But this Friday, Apr. 4, the Maui County Council is supposed to approve the Corporation Counsel’s request to hire the Honolulu law firm Marr Jones & Wang in Neldon Mamuad’s lawsuit against the county over his MAUIWatch Facebook page.

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(PIA) Committee report submitted by committee chairman Riki Hokama. “He noted the Department believes there is a conflict of interest prohibiting it from representing the County in the lawsuit. He based this conclu-

“The human brain is 95 percent water, but his is carbonated.”

dozens of these races across the nation).

Since race organizers charging people between $45 and $50 to run in the 5k, that means The Color Run–a for-profit corporation–collected about a quarter million bucks.

Of course, before the race they announced that they'd donate $40 to the Maui United Way for every volunteer who showed up.

Since 200 volunteers took part in the race, the charity took in $8,000, said Maui United Way President Laksmi Abraham.

Of course, the United Way was happy to get that money. Never mind The Color Run's huge take–that's $8,000 more than the United Way had last week!

Officials with The Color Run didn't respond to a request for comment by press time. ■

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such items as fresh cut and frozen fruits and vegetables, marinated meats, dried and baked goods, sauces, and juices.

The Maui Food Innovation Center is partially funded by a $759,350 grant from the U.S. Department of Labor.

Funding does not pay for student costs to participate.

Ken Love of Hawaii Tropical Fruit Growers believes that understanding food industry fundamentals is critical for valueadded producers. “Lou makes you think, not only in terms of value added products but through the whole process of development and supply chain access,” he said.

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“We are thrilled to welcome Paula to the Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa,” said Tetsuji Yamazaki, General Manager of the resort. “Paula brings strong financial acumen, proven leadership, and extensive hospitality industry experience to the management team.” ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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Local farmers interested in expanding their fresh produce into specialty food products will benefit from a new series of Food Industry Fundamentals classes at the University of Hawaii Maui College. The series of four non-credit classes, an EdVenture/UHMC project, are designed to help food producers develop differentiated, value-added and safe specialty-food products.

“Nationwide we’re seeing a tremendous demand for locally-produced food products, but sometimes a farmer or food entrepreneur isn’t sure how to turn fresh fruit and vegetables into a safe, packaged [value-added] product,” said Lou Cooperhouse, a consultant to the Maui Food Innovation Center. “Food Industry Fundamentals will help participants understand the overall process better, but the classes will also offer information specific to Maui County. The goal is to support our local food producers so they can find new channels for their business, while providing more locallygrown products to consumers.”

For the past two years, Cooperhouse has met with businesses throughout Hawaii to discuss the challenges faced by island farmers and food businesses. The Fundamentals classes include Food Trends and Food Marketplace Overview; Food Technology and Product Development; Quality Assurance and Food Safety Principles; and Good Manufacturing Practices For Food Producers--progressing from an overview of the market to ensuring that legal and safety requirements are met.

“While some aspects of launching a

food business, such as food safety and process technologies are the same no matter where you are, we’ve taken a careful look at opportunities and needs that are specific to Maui,” said Cooperhouse.

The classes are designed for farmers who want to increase profitability of their food products, businesses that want to expand their food offerings, new food businesses, and employees wanting to increase their knowledge of the food industry.

“This is an excellent opportunity for capacity building by our farmers and ranchers to not only increase their bottom line but add to our level of self sufficiency,” said Mae Nakahata of the Maui County Farm Bureau. “We hope this provides another mechanism to keep our multigeneration farm families in business and foster new farm operations on Maui.”

The new series of classes will be offered on April 29 and 30 from 8:30am to 4pm at the Kahului campus, and can be taken in order over a two-day period (which is recommended) or as a single course. Certificates of participation will be provided upon completion of each course.

Each seminar is $89, or $300 for the series (the second, third and fourth classes are discounted if booked at the same time as the first class). To register, call EdVenture at 808-984-3231. Space is limited.

The Food Innovation Center, a project of UHMC, was created to solve the “missing link” problem for Hawaii’s local farmers and food manufacturers. It’s being developed in collaboration with the Maui County Farm Bureau. The Center will serve as a hub for food industry resources and will provide food-related business and product development services as well as workforce training. A comprehensive value-added facility is being planned, which can be used to develop, produce, and package

The national “Commit to Complete” campaign recently started on Maui.

During a recent event hosted by the college’s Phi Theta Kappa honor society, it motivated more than 100 University of Hawaii Maui College students to sign a pledge to complete their degree or certificate. The drive was part of the national Phi Theta Kappa’s initiative as well as the UHCC System’s “Agree to Degree” campaign, which seeks to help students commit to finishing college.

“Because degree completion is shown to drastically improve people’s lives, it is a high priority within the UHCC System and nationwide,” said Emma White, the Phi Theta Kappa Faculty Advisor.

The national “Commit to Complete” campaign states that in less than five years, 65 percent of all new jobs will require a post-secondary credential. And according

to the Census Bureau, over an adult’s working life, high school graduates earn an average of $1.2 million while associate’s degree holders earn about $1.6 million.

The UHCC System launched their “Agree to Degree” campaign last fall to encourage students to commit to making education a priority in their lives. Agreeing to the campaign, students promise to attend their classes, get good grades, check their UH email at least once a day, talk to instructors when having difficulty and meet with counselors when having academic or personal issues.

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THE CONTINUING CRISIS In February, officials in Sudan seized at least 70 female sheep that had male sexual organs sewn on–the result of livestock smugglers trying to circumvent export restrictions. (Ewes are valued more highly, and their sale is limited.) Authorities had been treating the inspections as routine until they spotted one “ram” urinating from the female posture.

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UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT A Florida appeals court tossed out an $80,000 anti-discrimination settlement in February because the beneficiary’s teenage daughter could not refrain from bragging about it–even though the terms of the settlement required confidentiality. Gulliver Proprietary School in Miami had offered

the sum to former headmaster Patrick Snay to make Snay’s lawsuit go away, but Dana Snay almost immediately told her 1,200 Facebook friends that “Gulliver is now officially paying for my vacation to Europe this summer. Suck it.” Wrote the court, “[Snay’s] daughter did precisely what the confidentiality agreement was designed to prevent.”

PERSPECTIVE A controversial landmark U.S. Supreme Court decision in 2005 for the first time allowed a city to force unwilling owners to sell private property not for a school or police station or other traditional municipal necessity, but just because a developer promised to improve the neighborhood.

Consequently, longtime residents such as Susette Kelo were forced off their land because the city of New London, Conn., had hopes of a prosperous buildup anchored by a new facility from the drugmaker Pfizer. The Weekly Standard reported in February that, nine years down the road, Pfizer has backed out, and the 90-acre area of New London in which Kelo and others were bulldozed off of is waist-high in weeds–an even worse blight than that which New London sacrificed private property rights in order to prevent.

NEWS OF THE SELF-INDULGENT Plastic surgeons have performed beard implants before, but only for men with facial scarring or for female-to-male transgenders. Recently, New York city surgeons report an uptick in business by men solely to achieve the proper aesthetic look. According to the New York City website DNAinfo, the procedure is the same as for hair transplants -- and takes eight hours to do, at a cost of about $7,000. Said veteran plastic surgeon Dr. Jeffrey Epstein, “Whether you’re talking about the Brooklyn hipster or the advertising executive, the look is definitely to have a bit of facial hair.”

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Hernando County (Fla.) Sheriff’s detective James Smith happened across longtime fugitive James Dixon, 53, in March and detained him, even though Dixon claimed he was actually one of his own twin brothers, Gary Dixon. On a hunch, Det. Smith called out to “Gary,” “Hey, James!”–and “Gary” quickly turned his head to see what Smith wanted. Smith said “Gary” then put his head down and acknowledged that he was really James. He was held for extradition on a 30-year-old Michigan warrant. And Colton Green was arrested in Decatur, Ill., in March, shortly after a nearby Circle K gas station was robbed. Police said it was not a challenging collar, in that Green was on probation and wearing an ankle monitor whose GPS trail placed him at the Circle K at the time of the robbery. ■

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DEAN WONG will never stop dreaming.

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ean Wong is a dreamer. Not the kind who sits and ponders “what if,” the one who truly believes that a person can make his or her personal and career visions a reality.

“I’ve always believed that anything you dream can be possible,” Wong says.

“I’ve never not believed that the things you dream can be possible.”

Wong has and continues to play many roles on Maui. He’s a father, husband and active member of the Maui community. He’s also the Executive Director of Imua Family Services, a nonprofit that provides therapeutic services for special needs children in order to help them achieve their full potential in life. Prior to his joining Imua in 2011, Wong worked as the House Manager at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center, a post he held for seven years. His Maui career also included six years as the Director of Prevention and Education Services at Maui AIDS Foundation. For a couple years, he was also part owner of the Green Banana Cafe in Paia.

As part of his job at Imua, Wong serves as the driving force behind the organization’s Fantasia Ball, an elegant fundraiser that will be held Saturday, April 5, at the Hyatt Regency Maui in Ka‘anapali. In addition to raising money for Imua, Wong says the Fantasia Ball is designed to increase the community’s awareness of the organization.

“It is definitely a fundraiser but equal-

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ly as important, it’s a friend-raiser for the organization,” Wong says.

This year, the third annual Fantasia Ball will feature entertainment throughout the night, including performances by Maui Cello Quartet, Kelly Covington and Joy Fields. The ball also will feature a live and silent auction, couture fashion and dance performances, as well as a presentation from Mayor Alan Arakawa.

“Whatever event he puts together is always special,” says Fields.

Wong’s work is widely regarded as an asset to Maui, according to many who know him. “He’s tireless in his work; he’s tireless in his commitment to his family, to Imua, to everything he does,” says Naomi Tamura, who worked with Wong at both the AIDS Foundation and the MACC. Others put it more succinctly. “Dean Wong is a superhero,” says Shawn Michael, Akaku’s Director of Programming, who is also an Imua supporter.

Wong is credited with helping to raise nearly $2 million for organizations in need. He has acted as host and Emcee for high-profile special events benefiting numerous organizations including Maui Culinary Academy, Women Helping Women, Pacific Cancer Foundation–as well as Imua. Wong says he hosts so many events because he doesn’t personally have the deep pockets to help all of

the organizations that are doing great work on the island. “That’s my way of giving back,” he says.

When asked about what motivated him to be so community oriented, the Honolulu native mentioned his father, who at age 11 immigrated to Hawaii from China around the 1911 revolution.

“People were literally fleeing the country,” Wong says. “People dispersed their families because they didn’t know what to do, how to get away.”

Wong’s father was left on a shipyard.

He hid on a rice crate and not long after arrived in Hawaii.

When Wong talks about his father, the respect and admiration is evident.

In fact, his father seems play a critical role in Wong’s own description of “The Dean Wong Story.”

“A glimpse into how a parent can have an impact on their child’s life that will change their destiny,” Wong says. His motivation to change the world was instilled from a very young age, Wong says. “His father’s school of thought was essentially, “you can’t not make a difference.”

After arriving alone on Oahu, Wong says his father benefited from the community of Chinese residents and found work in the kitchens of Honolulu’s hotel industry. His father eventually opened a Chinese food restaurant and made a good life for himself.

“It was 60 some years later when he

was finally able to establish a life here,” Wong says. “The 1960s was really when his life settled down. Then he found a bride and I came along.”

This vision of an American dream–owning your own business, having a wife and children–changed quickly when Wong’s mother died in childbirth.

“My father raised me as a single parent, Hawaii style,” Wong says. “I had a lot of hanai family–the whole ‘it takes a village to raise a child’ philosophy is what I grew up with.”

When Wong was in his early teens, his father moved the family to New York City so his son could go to high school on the East Coast. His father’s dream was for Wong to attend New York University and pursue a profession–like doctor, lawyer or architect–that would give him the quality life the elder had struggled so hard to provide.

But Wong had different ideas. He saw himself in bright lights on the stages of Broadway. “That was my passion,” he says.

So he enrolled in “the FAME school,” New York’s LaGuardia High School of Music & Art and Performing Arts.

His dream of performing created one of the first conflicts between Wong and his father. “I went through two wars,” Wong says his dad often told him. “I went through the depression. I came over here in a rice crate.

I stowed away in a boat so you could have a better life.” A life on the stage didn’t mesh

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After graduating from UCLA, Wong began performing with a repertory theater group. In a sense, it was a dream come true. But there was another dream that had lingered since he was a child. Wong wanted to see the elephants in Africa.

Growing up, Wong began collecting elephant tchotchkes from China. They became his favorite animal. As he got older, his love for the pachyderm grew.

In school, if he had to write a report on animals, he would write about elephants.

If his assignment was in geography, he would focus on Africa.

“In social studies, I would do projects on the African people because they lived where the elephants lived,” Wong says. “It grew to the point where I was determined I was going to Africa to see elephants.”

He got an opportunity to visit Africa shortly after graduating college. He applied for a program to go on a teaching mission to Africa and was accepted. At

Wong and another Muppet friend

the time, Wong’s heart wasn’t set on community service. He simply saw it as a way to see elephants.

It didn’t work out that way. What began as a one-year stint turned into nearly eight years working in several countries on the continent.

“I was in secondary schools, in universities and in villages in the deepest darkest jungles,” Wong says. As each one-year program ended, Wong would re-up for another year. He says the original purpose of the mission was to help a child who had been selected to receive a proper education. But with disease, famine and lack of resources, the program became multi-faceted.

While Wong was in Africa, the AIDS epidemic devastated America’s theater world.

Once back in the states, Wong found that he’d lost many friends and colleagues to HIV/AIDS. After years of charitable work in Africa, his dream of working in theater shifted. Now he wanted to fight AIDS. Wong soon moved to San Francisco– the epicenter of the fight against AIDS. He said he loved the city, but missed Hawaii. Not long after he arrived in San Francisco, Wong moved to Maui and got a job at the Maui AIDS Foundation.

He began on the ground-floor, but worked his way up to be the foundation’s

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with Wong’s father’s expectations.

But instead of going to NYU, Wong decided to move to California and attend UCLA, where he subsequently graduated with a major in performing arts and a minor in communications.

“It was the first real fallout my father and I had,” Wong says of his decision to move to Los Angeles. “Theater was not part of his plan. He disagreed with it completely. He didn’t think I’d make a living at it. He didn’t think it was a suitable career for me.”

In hindsight, Wong says, his father was “maybe right,” though he says his performing arts background provided him with the confidence needed to succeed.

“Theater gave me the ability to communicate well and to socialize well,” Wong says. “I’ve known many who were absolutely the best at their profession but didn’t have the ability to speak about what they did in front of groups.”

Tamura agrees. “He can speak with anyone–young people, kupuna, smart people, people who are not so advantaged,” she says. “He gets his point across very well. He’s the kind of person that makes you believe in the mission and then makes you believe in yourself.”

Dean and Choy Sung, the mayor of Goyang City in South Korea

To foster his new professional direction, Wong studied at the Centers for Disease Control Institute for HIV Prevention Leadership. He graduated with his certification in Preventions Leader-

“He’s the kind of person that makes you believe in the mission and then makes you believe in yourself.” director of Prevention and Education Services. Tamura says it was his passion for helping people, coupled with his abilities and his drive, that served him so well.

“That’s how he’s gone so far,” she says.

ship and Strategic Planning and Management in 2003.

After seven or so years at the Maui AIDS Foundation, Wong responded to an ad to work at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center. “It was an interesting switch for me at the time–one I was really drawn to,” Wong says. “I got a real strong sense when I was working at the Maui AIDS Foundation that government funding streams–how they flow to nonprofit organizations–were dramatically going to change. I saw that nonprofits were going to have to become more self-reliant, more self-sufficient, and they were going to have to raise a lot of their own money.” He realized that event planning was going to be the next way community organizations were going to have to fund themselves.

The MACC was doing very innovative things in the performing arts field at the time, Wong says. He helped organize some of the facility’s most memorable events including two days with His Holiness the Dalai Lama at the War Memorial Stadium. “It was a great opportunity for me,” he says. “That was a learning experience I could not have gotten in any other way.”

And it was great, until Maui’s–and the world’s–economy fell apart in 2008. So Wong tried something entirely new– while working at the MACC, he helped open a restaurant.

“We opened the Green Banana Café in Paia in 2009, opened Green Banana Frozen Yogurt Bar in 2010 and sold them in 2011,” Wong says. “We opened them because of the downturn in the economy at the time and I felt my job at the MACC was unstable. There were furlough days being implemented and the staff took a few deductions in salaries. I wanted to have a back-up plan in place just in case.”

But the 2011 birth of his son Valentino changed his plans. “Once we knew Valentino would be born, we sold the businesses because we needed the time to be with him,” Wong says. “The timing was all very serendipitous. The Green Banana Café did very well and grew exponentially in a short amount of time. It went from being a small hole in the wall café with few products to offer to a thriving business with nearly 30 staff, and often lines out to the sidewalks. But Tino is a much better investment of time.”

Which brings us to today. After selling Green Banana, Wong went to work at Imua. “So far, the position has managed to be a culmination of all my experiences, past and present, and really brings all of those things together,” Wong says. “I think I’ve always had an important place in my heart for the under-served or disenfranchised populations whether it was people who were of a different sexual orientation or people that had HIV/AIDS or whether they were a minority ethnic group or race or they were living in an impoverished third world country. This is another one of those communities.

There is nothing better that we can do in the world than invest in the lives of our children. They are our future.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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The Farm-To-Table Playoffs Get ready for another Maui Ag Fest

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“The goals of the Ag Festival is first and foremost to have residents and visitors to meet farmers, ranchers and those involved in Ag on Maui and to allow farmers, ranchers, and others involved in ag a market to sell and share their products and services,” says Charlene Kauhane, who organizes the event for Maui County Farm Bureau. “Ultimately, Maui Ag Festival allows everyone to connect with those who buy and sell agricultural products (from food to plants and more) as well as to talk story with those who work in ag on county, state and federal levels.”

There will also be flower demonstrations and a new flower contest. A new food product recipe competition kicks off, where the winner will get help from Maui Food Technology Center. Also new this year: free continuous shuttle service that

lishing Calgary as an important culinary destination in Canada. They work closely with farmers, ranchers in their community, and they believe in the important relationship that exists not only with providers but amongst the chef community. They collaborate and work very closely with their chef peers and together they created a destination. It can’t just be one or two great restaurants, but a community of restaurants thriving, buying from farmers and ranchers and serving the residents and visitors. In addition, Calgarians love Maui.”

After the competitions, head out to find all the local sustainable products your heart desires. They have a little of everything– body products from Ali’i Kula Lavender Farms, produce, baked goods, Ocean vodka, Pono Pies, handmade kitchen knives, frozen bananas, poi, orchids, coffee and kimchi from Napili Flo Farm.

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That means Chef Sheldon Simeon joins up with Oluwalu Nui Farms to take the tomato on a trip to Portugal and Ian Cole of the Breadfruit Institute teams up with Chef John Cadman to bring us a Hawaiian dish. That’s 12 farms, 12 chefs and 12 amazing plates to taste for $35 (pre-sale price is $30 before midnight, April 3).

Ag Fest wasn’t always this big. The first Ag Fest happened in June 2007 in the War Memorial soccer field. They skipped 2008, then moved to the Maui Tropical Plantation and settled in there from 2009 on. The 2009 Ag Fest was the first one that kicked off the concept of the Grand Tasting, hooking up farmers with chefs and exposing

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eady to up your game in the farm-to-table playoffs this year?

This weekend, the Maui Ag Fest is expecting 8,000 people to show up at Maui Tropical Plantation. While those kind of numbers might sound like there won’t be enough room for your taste buds, don’t be afraid. There’s so much going on at the Ag Fest you can certainly find your niche: food trucks, gourmet tastings, flower booths and locally made doggie treats. There will be keiki arts, horse rides, a main stage with acts like Kalapana, contests and the College of Tropical Agriculture will have an education tent.

Those wanting to focus on the food should head to the Grand Tasting from 11am to 2pm. The Grand Tasting pairs chefs with farmers with themed challeng-

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runs from Baldwin High School to Maui Tropical Plantation from 8:30am to 4pm.

Get up early because the live chef’s challenge returns and starts at 9:30am. Early Saturday morning, right before the chefs have to man their booths, they will be surprised with a mystery box of Grown on Maui ingredients sponsored by Kula Fields. Then they will have to whip up something to wow the judges Quickfire style.

The Maui Ag Fest has put the pressure on Maui’s chefs by inviting a few hot shots from Canada to compete: Chef Pierre Lamielle, currently from Top Chef Canada, and Chef Jessica Pelland of Charbar and CHARCUT in Calgary.

“We wanted to include the Calgarian chefs as a way to keep Ag Festival exciting and fresh for all involved–presenters and attendees,” says Kauhane. “These particular chefs are greatly responsible for estab-

If you still want more, Life Foods will be making their tempeh wrap at the Localicious tent, the Maui High School rodeo will serve Maui beef burgers, Three’s Bar and Grill food truck will offer coconut crusted fish sandwiches and hurricane fries and the Kiwanis Club will have kalua pig, just to name a few more of the Maui epicurean delights that will be available.

The Ag Fest has a $3 entrance fee for adults over 21 this year. If you’re socially inclined, share your photos on instagram and twitter with the hashtag #MauiAg, tweet them to @MauiFarms and find the Maui County Ag Festival page on Facebook.

For more information, visit mauicountyfarmbureau.org. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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you may find that it disappears suddenly. Dragonfly also serves a honey walnut chicken, the first I’ve ever seen.

Guan recommended her Egg Foo Yung, saying it’s a little different than I’d probably seen before. And it is–you get plump pillows of light-as-a-feather egg, with vegetables throughout and a rich brown dipping sauce. Mine had asparagus, peas and onions all packed into the pillow. It’s a great dish if you’re avoiding meat.

Mu Shu Pork is another fun dish to order. If you’ve never had it, it’s a Northern

stuffed clouds. Dragonfly got the dough just right: lightly sweet, but still absorbing all of the jus from the pork and chicken fillings. I don’t think I’ve found handmade manapua, also known as bao, anywhere on Maui before.

I’m also partial to the veggie dishes that round out the richness of the mains, and Dragonfly offers many. Szechuan eggplant is my current favorite–the eggplant is cooked perfectly and it goes with everything. They’ve also recently added Chinese sautéed greens like choy sum, baby bok choy and spinach.

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oney walnut shrimp is one of my litmus test dishes when dining at Chinese restaurants. There are so many different ways it’s served, and nearly all of them can be appreciated. I could write an article just on honey walnut shrimp, but instead I’m going to tell you about a fairly new Chinese restaurant in Wailuku called Dragonfly that keeps impressing me with its dishes, but first drew me in with its honey walnut shrimp.

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cook from her mother and always dreamed of opening a restaurant. Guan named it “Dragonfly” because the dragonfly is considered good luck in many cultures.

“One of the first things I did was check out the other restaurants and how they served their Chinese food,” says Guan. “I went to Dragon Dragon and ordered their honey walnut shrimp to see how I can make mine better. Their shrimps were small so I use really big shrimp, almost tiger shrimp size.”

Their menu leans toward Szechuan cuisine.

Diving into a platter of their honey walnut jumbo shrimp, size matters, but taste matters more. Dragonfly’s shrimp are delicately fried and slathered in a thick honey aioli. The tex-

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Chinese dish, basically a burrito you roll at the table. The wraps are these thin kind of dry crepe called a pancake, which you fill with a mixture of shredded pork, bamboo shoots, cabbage and black Chinese fungi.

They are filling, messy and very tasty.

Guan has recently been expanding her menu. She’s added classic crispy wontons, crispy dumplings and manapua that comes in chicken or char siu. She also has cream cheese wontons. But I had to try the manapua–they make it to order and it takes about 15 minutes for them to steam it. They are perfect meat-

Of course, Dragonfly also offers classic noodle dishes, fried rice, beef, chicken and pork. Steamed fish, duck Szechuan and tofu in several ways is also on the menu. If you come by for lunch, they have a list of 28 plate lunch specials–15 of them go for $9.95, which includes rice. Others go for $10.95 and the shrimp dishes are $14.95. They open at 10am and the kitchen is open pretty late for Wailuku, while the bar goes till 2am. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, APR. 3 RUGBY – Rugby is now an official Olympic sport and will be part of the 2016 Olympic Games. But you don’t have to go far to enjoy this popular Euro sport. Maui’s Rugby 7s tournament takes place this Thursday through Saturday, April 3-5. The tournament will donate to various local organizations including Akaku and the Kihei Youth Center. Go online for a schedule of events. Maui7s. com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

GROWN ON MAUI CHEF’S COLLABORATION DINNER– This Thursday, celebrate fresh ingredients and relish local flavors at Maui County Farm Bureau’s first annual Grown on Maui Chef’s Collaboration Dinner. The evening will feature a collaboration between five Maui chefs and four guest chefs from Calgary, Alberta. Comn of petitors including Tylun Pang of Ko and Sheldon Simeon ko Fukino Migrant. Guests will be treated to dinner, live music by Reiko ntal. No and entertainment by Lehua Kalima and Shawn Pimental. ropical host bar, sweaters recommended. 5:15pm. $150. Maui Tropical uicounPlantation (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu), mauicountyfarmbureau.org. Photo of Sheldon Simeon: MT Flickr

FRIDAY, APR. 4 WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY – Celebrate Wailuku, First Friday-style this Friday. Wind down your week at Body Alive Yoga, then stroll Market street, shop local merchants and pick up dinner from the town’s restaurants. Other food vendors offer a variety of cuisine, from Sumo Dogs to sushi and all things in between. Pau hana with friends in the beer garden. Oh, and be sure to keep your eyes peeled for magician Timothy Wenk. Live music awaits you at every turn. Free.

6pm-9pm. Wailuku (Market Street), mauifridays.com.

‘THE WORTHMORES’ – Maui OnStage presents The Worthmores this Friday, April 4 through Sunday, April 13. It’s a comedy complete with young love, phonies, scandal and riddle, which means the ride will be anything but smooth. Roles are reversed, servants are in charge and nothing is as it seems. By following their hearts and not society’s rules, will the characters find happiness? As a bonus, catch a special appearance on April 5 by Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa! $18-$22. Fridays 7:30pm. Saturdays 3pm. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St.,Wailuku); 808-242-6969, mauionstage.com. Photo courtesy Maui Onstage

SATURDAY, APR. 5 CAPOEIRA RIO MAUI – Capoeira Rio Maui has been around a decade now, and they’re partying this Saturday. They practice a form of Brazilian martial arts that combines dance and music. What’s more, they’ll be giving the public three chances to celebrate! Bring the family for a time of fun to one or all three demonstrations. The tour hits the Lahaina Cannery Mall (12pm), Lahaina Banyan Tree (1:30pm) and Lahaina Crossfit (4:30pm). Get your blood pumping for this fun marathon. Facebook. com/rio.maui.9. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

VOLUNTEER EXPO – Kicking off National Volunteer Week eek on Maui will be the 2014 Volunteer Expo this Saturday..

Explore the various needs on Maui for over two dozen lo-s cal organizations. At 12:30pm, get to your feet for Keoni’s o, Hot Lava Dance Fit. Enjoy live music by Mele Pono, face painting and airbrush tattoos. This year welcomes the Expo’s first annual Volunteer Hero Recognition, honoring an outstanding volunteer. Volunteering is a work of the heart, so please ree. 11amvisit and find out how you can kokua the community. Free. umanu Ave., 2pm. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center (275 W. Ka’ahumanu Kahului), handsonmaui.com. Photo courtesy Hands On Maui

SATURDAY, APR. 5 MAKANA & HPU – This Saturday, Na Hoku Ki Ho‘alu recipient Makana is teaming up with the Hawaii Pacific University Symphony Orchestra to bring you an electrifying night of music. Featuring symphonic renditions of Makana’s fan favorites, the collaboration not only allows the audience a unique experience, but should also inspire more than a few of the students. $20-$30, $15 seniors and military (with ID), students $10 (with ID.) 7:30pm-9:30pm.

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SATURDAY, SA ATU RD R DAY APR. 5 FA FANTASIA BALL – Dress to impress this Saturday for Imua Family Servvices’ annual gala, Fantasia Ball: The Black & White Ball. The evening w will feature live music by Espresso, fashions by Chicago design house M Monarrez and the UH Fashion Technology Program, family testimony, g giveaways and more. The party continues a few feet away at the official aftter-party, Fantasia After Dark. Beats by DJ Del Sol and libations by Ocean V Vodka will keep guests dancing into the early morning. Ticket holders for th the Ball get automatic admission to the after-party. Proceeds will benefit Im Imua Family Services’ Early Childhood Development Program. $30-$175.

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AG FEST – This Saturday, talk story with local farmers and ranchers at this year’s Maui County Agricultural Festival. This year’s culinary theme reflects on the first immigrant laborers whose melting pot of flavors will serve as culinary inspiration. The family-friendly event has something for everyone including animals, composting, a live farm with local crops, a farm doctor to assist you with your farm questions and much more.

Enjoy live music by Kalapana, farm-to-table lunches and a chance to win prizes. Free. 9am-4pm. Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu), mauicountyfarmbureau.org.

SUNDAY, APR. 6 MAUI 5K – The third annual Maui 5K returns this Sunday. Aimed at promoting active and healthy lifestyles, all members of the family are invited to participate. The race benefits physical fitness, play and athletic programs of participating schools. The proceeds fund programs that otherwise may be discontinued. Participants can choose the 5K or opt for a lighter one-mile course. Not in town? You can be a virtual entry.

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SUNDAY, APR. 6 TEDXYOUTH – The first of its kind on Maui, TEDxYouth will gather teens from schools across the island this Sunday for a time of sharing and inspiration. Modeled after TED, TEDxYouth will feature inspirational video and 12 middle school and high school speakers. Using the theme “Imagining a Better Tomorrow,” presenters will share their thoughts and ideas. Various interactive workshops will be available through Women in Tech, Maui Makers and more. Enjoy a box lunch and live music during breaks. $25-$40. 9am-4pm. Seabury Hall (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao), tedxyouthseabur tedxyouthseaburyhall.com. Photo courtesy TEDxYouth

NICK VUJICIC – Motivational speaker and Life without Limbs Direc Director Nick Vujicic will stop by Maui this Sunday. He was born without arms or legs, but Vujicic’s story of peaks, pits, trials and triumphs have inspired countless people around the world. The author of Unstoppable, Vujicic tells a story of the adversity he faced on his emotional, physical and spiritual jou journey to where he is today. Maui Food Bank donations ac accepted. Free. 6pm-8pm. War Memorial Gym (Wailuk ku), lifewithoutlimbs.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

TUESDAY, TU U ES ESD DA AY, Y, A APR. PR. 8 F FREE CONE DAY – Celebrate Ben & Jerry’s anniversary this T Tuesday with Free Cone Day. That’s right, all you have to do is walk into your local ice cream joint and enjoy an ice cream cone on the house. Since its inception in 1979, B&J have held true to this tradition. Grab the family and make it a night out! Ben & JJerry’s Queen Ka’ahumanu Center (275 W. Ka’ahumanu A Ave., Kahului), benjerry.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

BRENTON KEITH – Prepared to be amazed this Tuesday when magician Brenton Keith shows up at Mulligan’s. He’s funny and amazing, so it’ll definitely be an evening to remember. The energetic magician Keith will bust out his bag of tricks, so pay close attention and don’t miss a beat. 6:30pm-8pm. Mulligan’s on the Beach (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131, mulligansontheblue.com. Photo courtesy Brenton Keith

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few weeks back, I was wagging my finger at the flimsy, forgettable Son of God for presenting audiences with a story that resembled a checklist of biblical events. It felt like a rushed, episodic take on the life of Christ than a lasting work of vision or personal expression. If a filmmaker is taking on a story from The Bible, aim for something that expresses the complexity of faith, induces awe and, perhaps, reflects the passion of those behind the camera.

Rather than sit through another by-thebook reworking of a Bible story, with actors adorning robes, sandals and British accents, how about something bold, challenging and unique? Walking out of Son of God, I was sure I wanted this but having seen Darren Aronofsky’s Noah, I’m no longer sure. Lesson learned: Be careful what you wish for.

By now, the word is out that Aronofsky, the uncompromising director of Black Swan, The Wrestler and Requiem for a Dream, has

made a biblical epic that reflects his ideas on the story of Noah and is, to put it mildly, an unfaithful interpretation. I don’t believe that his film is blasphemous or worthy of a boycott. Aronofsky clearly cares about this story, takes it very seriously and is exploring the narrative possibilities within the framework of a brief, straight-forward story.

Some lingering Sunday School questions: How could Noah have built the Ark by himself? How did all those animals get along? Aronofsky answers them in ways that are imaginative but also kind of nuts. That about sums up his vision as a whole. Like Aronosky’s The Fountain, another personal, visually rich but off-putting work of great risk and mixed rewards, Noah seems destined to be remembered as the most expensive art movie/cult film ever produced.

Russell Crowe plays Noah the same way he played Robin Hood: he sucks the joviality and sweetness out of the character and presents him as prickly and on edge. Crowe hits acting notes we’ve seen before and only his (at times hilarious) facial hair goes through great transformations. Playing his wife, Jennifer Connelly has a single scene where she has a big, emotionally stirring speech.

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way, she’s upstaged by a flurry of tears and mucus. I wanted to shed a tear for Connelly’s work but wanted even more to hand her a tissue. As the evil king of the sinners, Ray Winstone resembles the original Duck Dynasty member, providing gruff villainy the film doesn’t need.Youngsters Emma Watson and Logan Lerman aren’t bad but seem cast strictly to give the film youth appeal.

The oft-told story of man’s faithfulness to God, mockery from non-believers and saving his family and scores of wildlife by building a massive boat has been crucially over-complicated. The establishing scenes introduce The Watchers, an amusingly offthe-wall touch that I won’t spoil, though they are an indication of the film’s tone and approach; they are a wild card, admirably crazy touch that I found both terrible and agreeably ridiculous. I love that Aronofsky

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is taking chances and providing the unexpected. I also wish someone had reined him in. Like M. Night Shyamalan’s Lady in the Water, the great filmmaking is undercut by a stream of crazy choices, alternating between delightful and appalling.

I was in the film’s corner for about an hour. Once they’re at sea, the too-busy narrative wore me down. For a while, Noah is brutal, audacious and, most of all, fascinating.

Every time I was ready to write it off, another stunning sequence sneaks up on you. In particular, an out of left field portrait of The Creation and Adam and Eve are dazzling.

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MONUMENTS MEN - PG13 - Drama - George Clooney and Matt Damon star in this not particularly accurate look at American soldiers in World War II who rescued works of art from the Nazis. 118 min.

MR. PEABODY AND SHERMAN - PG - Animation - As anyone who’s watched Bullwinkle knows, this is about genius dog Mr. Peabody and his boy Sherman traveling through time to meet important people and save history. 92 min.

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NOAH - PG13 - Adventure/Bible - See Russell Crowe in a beard as the history’s most famous sailor saves a tiny sampling of life forms when God gets Biblical on the Earth. See this week’s film review. 138 min.

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SABOTAGE - R - Action/Crime - Former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in this flick about DEA agents who start getting picked off after they rob a drug cartel. 109 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS ALOHA FRIDAZE WITH DJ KAMIKAZE & DJ BIG MIKE - Fri, Apr 4. Here’s a chance to dance, flirt and check out the North Shore’s nightlife scene. 21 and over. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com UNCLE WILLIE K’S WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Fri, Apr 4. As beloved as he is in Hawaii, Willie K’s reputation has spread far from his home state. He’s toured the Mainland and even lived in San Francisco for a brief period of time. Come down to Kihei this Saturday night, dance with your friends, and enjoy the sweet aloha vibes of Uncle Willie K’s Warehouse Blues Band. Stella Blue’s Café. (1279 S Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com MANA‘O RADIO UPCOUNTRY SUNDAY’S ACOUSTIC STYLE - Sun, Apr 6. Show starts at 2pm. $7 donation. Casanova’s Makawao. (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com

STAGE ‘MISS SAIGON’ AUDITIONS - Mapa is holding auditions for Miss Saigon on Friday, Apr. 4 (59:30pm). All roles are available. Auditions are open to performers ages 16 and up. To audition, you must first schedule a 10-minute audition appointment by emailing MAPA Production Coordinator Tina Kailiponi at tina@mauiacademy.org, prepare 32 measures of a song from musical theater that best demonstrates your range and bring a current headshot, resume and sheet music in the key in which you will sing (piano player will be provided).

Please arrive 15 minutes before your audition appointment to check in. Auditions will be held at Steppingstone Playhouse in Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center. 808-244-8760; mauiacademy.org ‘LA CAGE AUX FOLLES’ - Jerry Herman’s La Cage aux Folles has returned to Maui. Georges is the manager of a St. Tropez nightclub featuring drag entertainment, and Albin is his romantic partner and the star attraction. Farcical adventures ensue when Georges’ son, Jean-Michel (fathered during a one-night fling), brings home his fiancée’s ultra-conservative parents to meet them. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults.

Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available.

6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm.

Tickets start at $59.99, and kama‘aina prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com

FOODIE VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Apr 3. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast, and desserts. No registration required.

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5:30-6:30pm Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; downtoearth.org JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Apr 5. Join sushi chef Jay Ledee in Japengo’s chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, nonalcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. Every 2nd and 4th Saturday of every month. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; maui.hyatt.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Apr 6. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com

the same. Her designs incorporate gemstones and fine beads with gold and silver metal forming techniques. “Gemstones and metals carry a specific quality that enhances physical, mental and often spiritual properties for sensitive souls,” Taylor says.

“The aesthetic design of these pieces brings the inner beauty of the wearer to the surface.” Free. Fri 11-6pm, Maui Hands Gallery (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245, or Wed 11-6pm, Maui Hands Gallery (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898.

ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES - Wed-Sat. Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808419-6020; islandartparty.com

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This annual juried exhibition, now in its 36th year, is organized by the Art Maui Board of Directors to showcase the growing community of artists on Maui. Discover the endless range of ideas and techniques presented in drawing, painting, sculpture, printmaking and photography. The Schaefer International Gallery at the MACC is open everyday from 10am- 5pm. FREE. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org JIM SMITH - April 7- May 4. Jim Smith is a mixed media artist combining wood, glass and light into a very unique and sometimes ever-changing artform. Smith’s artwork is influenced by many regions of the world, from the Southwest–where he was born–to Africa and now Maui. He brings his expertise of more than two decades as an Electrical Engineer into play as several of his works have built-in, color-changing lighting. Reception is on April 11, 6-8pm. Banyan Tree Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111 RICHARD DIGIACOMO - Thu, Apr 3. Richard DiGiacomo is an accomplished artist who is known for his innovative approach to coloration. As a master of his craft, DiGiacomo has been nationally rated in the top five percent in his field for his coloration techniques. He moved to Maui in 2010. Every Thursday in April. 12-3pm. Maui Hands Gallery. (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-2021; mauihands.com DR. JOIE ‘YASHA’ TAYLOR - Fri, Apr 4 and Wed, Apr 9. Joie Taylor is an artist, meditation guide, dancer, musician and has PhD in engineering from Cornell University. No two pieces of her jewelry are

MOONLIGHT SERIES: HENRY KAPONO - Sat, Apr 12. One of Hawaii’s favorite musicians, Henry Kapono, along with his band, will have you “Dancin’ in the Moonlight” under the glowing glass pavilion. It’s sure to be a beautiful night of pop/rock classics and Hawaiian favorites. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Yokouchi Pavilion. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org ANJELAH JOHNSON COMEDY SHOW - Fri, Apr 18. Anjelah Johnson became an Internet sensation with her viral video “Nail Salon” and was featured on MadTV along with being cast in movies such as Our Family Wedding and Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel. Don’t miss a night of comedy with Anjelah Johnson as she shares countless hilarious stories about life, love and family. Tickets are $33.50 plus applicable fees. 7:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org JIMMIE VAUGHAN - Thu, Apr 24. Jimmie Vaughan is one of the most respected guitarists in the world. Vocalist Lou Ann Barton and Chris Duarte will be there, too. Tickets are $45, $50 and $60 plus applicable fees. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS - Fri, Apr 25. The famed Harlem Globetrotters return to Hawaii, celebrating their 88th consecutive year of basketballhandling feats of skill, unique artistry of movement, and winning personalities. This event is a unique family entertainment that continues to thrill fans of all ages. 5:30pm. $30 general admission, $65

VIP. War Memorial Gym (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org BOB DYLAN - Sat, Apr 26. The legendary singersongwriter will perform in Hawaii for the first time in 16 years. Bob Dylan’s best music often touched on contemporary social issues: “Like a Rolling Stone,” “Tangled Up in Blue,” “Just Like a Woman,” “All Along the Watchtower,” “Mr. Tambourine Man,” “Blowin’ in the Wind” and “Times They Are a Changing,” In 1997, Dylan became the first rock musician to receive the Kennedy Center Honors for lifetime achievement in performing arts, and in 2008 he was the recipient of the Pulitzer Prize for his “profound impact on popular music and American culture, marked by lyrical compositions of extraordinary poetic power.” $59-$125. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org MAUI BREWERS FESTIVAL - Sat, May 17.

One of Maui’s favorite festivals features the specialty and craft brews of dozens of breweries from Hawaii and the Mainland, as well as scrumptious pupu samplers from many of the island’s favorite restaurants and caterers. Admission to the Festival includes a commemorative glass to use in sampling eight four-ounce pours of beer. There will be live music for entertainment, as well as prizes.

Proceeds benefit the MACC’s many educational programs for students, teachers and seniors, as well as the many free events offered to the Maui County community. Tickets go on sale Mar. 17, $60-$110, 21+, 2:30-7pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Yokouchi Pavilion (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, APRIL 3 GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a lineup of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; slackkeyshow.com

FRIDAY, APRIL 4 WEST SIDE MAUI JEWISH OHANA MONTHLY GATHERING - Join the 2nd WSMJO Friday night dinner this weekend to make new friends, enjoy good food, stimulating discussions and great companionship. Reservations are required. 7-9pm. Koa’s Seaside Grill. (839 Front St., Lahaina); 808-665-5815 SAFETALK - Workshop to prepare you to recognize and support a person with thoughts of suicide. You will become a “safeTALK-trained suicide alert helper,” which will allow you to move beyond the common tendency to dismiss or avoid suicide. This training will provide instruction in how to properly connect a person with thoughts of suicide to first aid and intervention caregivers. Registration is required to attend training session. 12:45-4pm State Office Building - Conference Room B, 3rd Floor (54 S. High St., Wailuku); sptrainings@dop.hawaii.edu A JOURNEY TO DIVINE LOVE - Dr. Wayne W. Dyer has spent years working on this “manual on the art of living” and he’ll be sharing some of its most valuable lessons during this unique and life-changing lecture. All proceeds from the event will support Seabury Hall’s financial aid program. More than a third of all Seabury Hall students receive some form of financial help through this fund. 6-9pm Seabury Hall (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-7235; seaburyhall.org HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihee Coastal Dunes

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

DigiLuxe w/DJ Kurt 10pm

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

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Sunrise Saturdays w/DJ Decka, 10pm

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

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142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Thursday Night Blues w/ Thunder & Lightnin’ 6:30-8:30pm

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1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off of Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm.

Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closedtoe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection.

Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am-12pm.

Waihee Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; volunteersonvacation.org

SATURDAY, APRIL 5 SOMOS OHANA NICARAGUA YARD SALE - The Maui nonprofit Somos Ohana Nicaragua will hold their huge, annual charity rummage sale to fund the many projects they support in the municipality of Villanueva in northwestern Nicaragua. Items for sale will include clothing, collectibles, art, household articles, baby and sports equipments, plants, and a “country store” of fruits, vegetables and flowers. 8am-2pm. Pukalani Elementary School. (2945 Iolani St., Pukalani); 808-878-8015; holamaui@earthlink.net VOLUNTEER: HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK- Free transportation and admission to Haleakala National Park on a volunteering adventure led by a certified naturalist from Pacific Whale Foundation. You’ll help remove invasive plants or help with other projects to protect the park’s unique eco-system. 808249-8811 ext. 1; volunteersonvacation.org VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI-Volunteer: Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 2498811 ext. 1; volunteersonvacation.org

Aloha Fridaza w/ DJ Kamikaze & DJ Big Mike, 10pm, $10

WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

MON - Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm TUE - Howard Ahia & Friends 6:30-8:30/ WED-Jamie Gallo Showcase, 6:30-8:30pm

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-TBA

Next Level Entertainment 9pm

Kawika, 8pm

DJ Illz, 9pm

Gina Martinelli B-Day Bash w/special guest, 6pm

TUE-Pool League WED-Johnny Ringo, 8pm

Quiz 7pm

DJ 10pm

Jordan 7pm

Sebrina Barron, 6pm

MON- Lawaia at 10pm, TUE-Johnny Ringo at 10pm, WED- Kanoa at 10pm

Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

The House Shakers, 6:30pm

Smile at the Moon, 6:30pm

Rick G, 6:30pm

MON-Rick G WED- JD on the Rocks 6:30pm

Dominic 4-8pm, JAH Residentz 9pm

Rick G 4-8pm, Dat Guyz 9pm

Ryan Robinson 4-8pm, Head High 9pm

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MON - Karaoke, 8pm, TUE-Karaoke, WEDRick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pm-close

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Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR

MON - Monday Madness w/ DJ Wok 10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/DJ Skinny Guy 10pm, WED- Mad Hatters Ball w/DJ LaRage 10pm

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

Mana’o Radio Upcountry Sundays, 2pm $7 donation

1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

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Volcanic w/DJ Playfire Ono, 9pm

SUNDAY, APRIL 6 ENERGY TOOLS WORKSHOP - Gayle Kimball, author of Essential Energy Tools book, CDs and DVDs. Kinesiology to balance the body and mind, practical visualizations to ground, center, achieve goals, protect; introduction to clairvoyance, Emotional Freedom Technique acupressure taping, and essential healing tools. Reiki 1 available to those who complete the workshop. $75 includes 400+ page book if you register at least a week in advance. 10am-3pm Hale Luana 4BR, Kihei. gaylekimball.info; gkimball@csuchico.edu CANNED FOOD DRIVE FUNDRAISER - Maui Adult Baseball League is holding it’s annual canned food drive fundraiser. Come out to enjoy some baseball and support a good cause. 126pm Iron Maehara Baseball Stadium (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku).

FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; mauipride.org

MONDAY, APRIL 7 VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA- Join South Maui Volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am.

Every Monday. 808-249-8811 ext. 1., or email volunteersonvacation.org

TUESDAY, APRIL 8 KAMEHAMEHA SCHOOL PLANNERS STRATEGIC UPDATE DINNER- Po‘o Kula (Head of School) Lee Ann DeLima of Kamehameha Schools Maui and Shawn Kani‘aupuni, PhD, the lead for

MON-Evan Schulman 5:30-8:30pm TUE-Elvis Burn’n Love Sneak Peak 6:30pm WED-Kenny Roberts, 5:30-8:30pm WED - Karaoke 9pm Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, 7pm

Kamehameha School’s Strategic Plan Initiative, will present an update and ask for community partners to meet the school’s long-range plan. Entitled “Promises and Programs,” it benefits Hawaiian students of all ages throughout Hawaii. Dinner is $20 for members and $25 non-members. Reservations are required and may be made to Kai Pelayo

by Friday, April 4. 5:30-8pm. Maui Tropical Plantation. (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-8742426; Kai.Pelayo@grandwailea.com

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 9 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; southmauibicycles.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show.

This week will include a line-up of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week!. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; slackkeyshow.com

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm.

MON- Mike & Farzad, TUE-Cole Sulenta, WED-Fulton Tashombe

8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies. Produce Boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; onelovemarket.com ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat).

A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy.) KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon).

Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm Kula Country Farms, (Kula Hwy at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm.

Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail. com. Free. 11am-2pm Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156 FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); feedmysheepmaui.com

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’, 6:30-8:30pm

Willie K, 9-11pm

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Benny and Glenn, 6-8pm

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON-Trivia 7-9pm

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy) FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; maui.hawaii.edu FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 2-4pm Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); feedmysheepmaui.com LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI - Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced foods, 8:30am-11:00am, (95 Lipoa St., Kihei) MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all.

50 cents admission. 7am-1pm Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808244-3100; mauiexposition.com UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sat. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; upcountryfarmersmarket.org; upcountryfarmersmarket@gmail.com LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR - Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous banyan tree, over 50 select Maui artists show and sell their work. Find unique treasures including jewelry, art, hand-sewn items, candles and time travel at the Historic Old Lahaina Courthouse.

Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-9175; visitlahaina.com

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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Makai Jazz Group, 6:30-8:30pm, Trish da Dish, 9:30-midnight

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Soul Kitchen, 7-9pm

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FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI Every Sat. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted.

Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Ave. and Pu ‘unene Ave., Kahului); feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mondays. 3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.) ARTISAN FAIR - Mondays. Come to shop, stay to dine. Local made on Maui Artists showcasing and selling artwork, photography, jewelry, accessories, clothing, massage and wellness. Cash bar and complimentary valet. Free entry. 5-10pm Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; longhis.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 67-0988.

Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

ARACHEESEBURGER IN PARAock DISE - Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.

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DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Wed & Sat, Danyell 3-5pm; Wed, Puhi Ko 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm; Thu, Danyell & Roy 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm; Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Randall Rospond 6:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Rick G 6:30-9:30pm; Fri, The House Shakers 6:30pm; Mon, Alapa Drive: Full Rock Band 6:30-9:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Mon: Evan Shulman 5:30-8:30, Tue: Elvis! Burn’n Love Sneak Peak 6:30, Wed: Kenny Roberts 5:30-8:30, Thur: Elvis! Burn’n Love Sneak Peak 6:30, Fri: Evan Shulman 5:30-8:30. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua‘a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali‘i Parillo 6:30pm 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kaw Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Fri, Kania Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fr Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy K Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel A Alana 1:30pm; Sun, D Derick Sebastian, Ryan Ta Tanaka and John Kahaiali‘ii 6:3 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh K Kahula 6:30pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am.

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JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm; Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm; Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

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Sign Language ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Don’t phone it in this week, no matter how tempted or lazy you are. Form-letters, even well-crafted ones, can hardly accomplish your aims. I mean, who are you kidding? That kind of thing will just work against you.

You probably feel as if you deserve some pampering during the tail end of your birthday season, and you do—but you can’t have it, yet; I recommend postponing it for two more weeks. Right now you have to put in some overtime, especially when it comes to your friends. They need your 110%, so give it to them. In return, they’ll pick up the slack when you drop half your workload to chill out next month.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Don’t let the fear take over. You may feel like a squishy, boneless sea creature trying to withstand a violently erosive flash flood, but I urge you, hold your ground despite all that. You have a whole week to grow a spine and some thorny roots to help hold up against external pressure to devolve and regress. Just remember—don’t become too rigid or stiff; not only would that increase your likelihood of snapping and breaking instead of bending, but it will greatly inhibit the speedy forward motion you’ll be capable of in less than a month.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Don’t just observe; participate. Although this week will be rife with Kodak moments, hiding behind a camera will only separate you from their intensity and joy. Be present, and don’t let anything come between you and your experience. Let the vividness and power of your life right now etch itself into your brain. Take pictures instead of all the inevitable mediocre times we all have to slog through; you can romanticize them later. Since this week’s events will be fully engaging, just enter each perfect minute as fully as possible. Do that, and you won’t need pictures or video; your memory will be more than enough.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Crabs are notoriously cautious, in general, but your ballsiest moments can shock even those habitually risk-taking Scorpios, like when you bet your entire fortune on one roll of the dice. Generally, you quit while you’re ahead, but every once in a while, you think it’s worth gambling everything. This is one of those weeks where the stakes are naturally high. Are you up for it? Think carefully; either you’ve got to be willing to put it all on the line, in hopes of winning big, or you’ve got to stay out of the game entirely.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Who has time for appropriateness? Certainly not you, and especially not this week, when everything will have the feel of playing basketball in your church clothes. Don’t let repressive internal voices force you to go home and change; by the time you return, the game will be over. Instead, go with each moment as it comes this week, and screw convention. I hate to sound too flaky and hippyish, but: go with the flow. Luckily, this week the path of least resistance will also be the one that’s most fun.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Three strikes and you’re out. You’re entitled to two mistakes; however, your ambitions are so lofty that you’ll probably need that leeway. It’s virtually impossible to make a hole-in-one your first time on the green. But you’d better gear yourself up for a steep learning curve; you’ll need to manifest remarkable improvement if you want to hit the target by your third try. I think you can do it, but if you have any doubts at all, don’t bother. You’ll just screw it up, and in the process nix the opportunity for a go at the same goal this summer, when you’ll have more time and practice to make things work.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Librans are the least likely sign to engage in even semi-destructive pranks, even during your rebellious teen years. It would take a significant amount of peer pressure to convince you to toilet paper somebody’s

house, hurl eggs at cars, or leave a flaming bag of shit on someone’s doorstep. You’re just too good at putting yourself in others’ shoes. However, I urge you to squash your overzealous empathy; this time someone really has it coming. We’re not talking about crushing someone’s dreams, just pinching off a little bit of overblown ego. Yes, it’s juvenile, and in the long run, probably unproductive. But it’s so much fun.

Don’t take my word for it, though. Go find out.

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1: C–9th House 2: B–194,498 3: E–Brian Schatz

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

You’re supposed to be the zodiac’s most sexed-up sign. So what is this? A dry spell? You say you’re consciously choosing this emotional abstinence, but I suspect the source of your decision lies in fear and remorse. Many Scorpios experience pangs of guilt for their tough-love style. Is that why you’ve backed off from real intimacy—for fear of dishing out more hurt? Come on. You’re wiser than that. You can’t protect the world from yourself forever, only do your best to not intentionally do harm. Even though you can’t chop off your own stinger, you’re so much better now at keeping it out of the way. If your paramours are determined to run themselves through with it in spite of your best efforts, that’s really not your fault.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Discretion is the better part of valor. No one’s questioning your courage or strength. But your ability to pick your battles is sometimes a bit lacking.

Throwing yourself wholeheartedly into every conflict that comes your way means you win the vast majority of them. But since a couple clashes you’ll encounter this week are unwinnable, at least for now, your ability to identify them and stay uninvolved is key. That doesn’t mean you need to retreat from the “battlefield” with your tail between your legs. Just lie down in the tall grass and wait. Your chance to strike will come, and when it does, you’ll be ready.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

You might be surprised by how many of your friends and acquaintances rank you in their private lists of Top Five Favorite People. Yes, for some it’s because you’ve made yourself eminently useful, even indispensable. But for others it’s because you inspire and amaze them without even trying. Since your surround yourself with a minimum of flash and posing, your accomplishments seem even more impressive, once people actually notice them. Still, there’s some leeway there. Move yourself up a rung or two on everyone’s list by discreetly calling attention to your latest proud achievement. Remember, I said discreetly; you want people to notice your success, not your showboating.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Aquarians are silly. Even once you’ve earned your PhD, you can still appreciate a good fart joke or play unselfconsciously with your nieces and nephews.

Your talent for mixing serious long-term dedication to cherished goals and ideals with giggling, horseplay, and a willingness to laugh at anything, even yourself, is at its peak. In fact, the more you can inject humor and glee into your most meaningful and significant moments, the more likely your beloved ambitions will be realized, sooner and better than you ever imagined. Laugh, you goof. You’re closer than you think.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Most of your unluck in love is self-administered.

You’re just not usually a casual dater. Either you let someone into your intense little world or they’re so far out you can barely see them. So don’t get down if it’s been seven years since you last said, “I love you,” and meant it. That just means one of the following things: You’ve been slightly overcautious and need to loosen up just a little, you’re just waiting for something unquestionably real, or most likely, a little of both. You can’t exactly choose to be lucky in love, but you can decide to stop enforcing your bad luck.

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