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5 NEWS & VIEWS Coconut Wireless has hot Republican on Republican action. Open Letters doesn’t see the sign. Quizunderstood asks about short alphabets and Daylight Saving holdouts. Voter turnout and UH football beatdowns add up in By the Numbers. A gloating politician accidentally says something true in Spin Cycle. Old Japanese porn stars penetrate News of the Weird. Eh Brah! unloads on a freeloader.

9 FEATURE STORY If religion equals health, happiness and morality, atheism must equal sickness, sadness and depravity, right? Not so fast, say a growing number of experts. Nathan Schneider explains.

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Coconut Wireless When Republicans Attack Republicans e’ve had a Republican Governor for the last eight years, so it’s easy, and understandable, for outsiders to conclude that the party has some clout. It doesn’t. In fact, you’d be hard-pressed to find a more fragmented, marginalized and impotent group. November 2 was a good day for Republicans nationwide, but the conservative wave fizzled into foam before it reached the Aloha State. Hawaii elected a Democratic Governor and reduced the number of Republicans in the state Senate from two to one. The GOP did gain a seat in the House— bringing its meager caucus to eight. Whatever your political persuasion, this is bad news. We have a de facto one-party system and the ruling party has grown predictably corrupt and complacent, led by power-drunk good-old-boys unchecked by meaningful opposition. So where’s the outrage? Enter Eric Ryan, a right-wing activist who fired off a letter two days after the election, calling for the heads of state GOP bosses. “Two days ago, the rest of the country turned red while Hawaii became even more blue,” Ryan wrote, addressing his remarks to chair Jonah Ka‘auwai, vice chair and failed lieutenant gubernatorial candidate Lynn Finnegan and Gov. Lingle, among others. “In light of these massive losses, missed opportunities and misspent resources, you should be ashamed of yourselves.” Ryan went on to accuse party brass of taking their eye off the ball by focusing on civil unions instead of the economy, of “engaging in a persistent and reprehensible campaign of lies” to secure Finnegan the nomination and of “blowing 99 [percent] of our party’s resources on Aiona’s and Djou’s quests for glory.” “Please do the right thing and tender your resignations, place the past party

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chairman in charge as an interim leader, support a full, independent audit of the party and its finances, and help to ensure repayment of improperly diverted funds,” concluded Ryan, adding, “this would be righteous,” a reference to the Scripturelittered pro-Aiona e-mail Ka‘auwai sent to church groups before the primary. Of course, anyone can survey the wreckage and point fingers. But Ryan made similar, if more measured, comments last year when Ka‘auwai, Finnegan and others were tapped as the party’s new, “fresh-faced” leaders. “Not one of these officers has ever run a campaign, most have never been on a campaign,” he told the AP at the time. Now they have, and the results speak for themselves.

Maui Legislator Lands Top Post ost amid the din of Colleen Hanbusa’s contentious victory over Charles Djou was the question of who would replace her as state Senate President. The answer: Maui Sen. Shan Tsutsui. Tsutsui, who cruised to reelection, was

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Reached for comment, Tsutsui called it “an honor and a tremendous responsibility” and pledged to “move things forward.” Asked about the partisan imbalance in the Senate, Tsutsui said he has a “good working relationship” with Sen. Sam Slom—the Senate’s lone remaining Republican—and pointed out that as Senate President (as opposed to Majority Leader) his job is to “listen to all 25 members and make sure every voice is heard.”

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he ultimate price is not paid in dollars, but in ecological crimes against nature, injustices to native peoples and in extinctions to some of the most majestic creatures with which we share the planet. Sacrificing all this to keep Hawaii’s lights on and homes and condos air-conditioned is not merely unacceptable, but is also ill-conceived and reprehensible.” That was MauiTime contributor Rob Parsons, blowing the whistle on imported Southeast Asian palm oil in a 2008 feature titled “Deadly Price.” Two years later, the issue remains a hot one, as Hawaiian Electric Company

You’d be hard-pressed to find a more fragmented, marginalized and impotent group than Hawaii Republicans. handed the job by his Senate colleagues late last week. He’s the first Valley Isle legislator to hold the position—an impressive feat considering he’s still nine months shy of his 40th birthday.

(HECO) moves forward with plans to burn palm oil for power generation. Per an agreement between HECO and the Natural Resources Defense Council approved by the Public Utilities Commission (PUC),

HECO will initially use palm oil supplied by a company called Sime Darby at its Maalaea generators. Most of Sime Darby’s plantations are in Malaysia and Indonesia, and the company—which raked in more than $560 million in profit last fiscal year— has been blasted by environmental groups for causing massive deforestation. The question is simple, even if the answer isn’t: Instead of switching from one imported fuel to another, why not focus on renewables like solar, wind and wave generation and locally grown biofuels? If you want to weigh in, contact HECO (heco.com) or the PUC (puc. hawaii.gov) directly, or sign a petition at rainforest-rescue.org. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1421c

The Blog Roll Last week, Kelly Slater claimed the ASP world title for the 10th time. Slater won his first title at age 20 in 1992; he’s now 38, and clearly still dominating the sport. Which begs the question: is Kelly Slater the greatest pro athlete of all-time? Better than...

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By the NUMBERS 41.3 percent Voter turnout at the Waikapu Community Center, the highest of any Maui County precinct

23.2 percent Voter turnout at the Paukukalo Hawaiian Homes Community Center, the lowest of any Maui County precinct

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1. Last Sunday, in recognition of Daylight Saving Time, clocks in 48 states were set back one hour. Hawaii is one of the states that didn’t participate; name the other.

2. Hawaii has two oil refineries, owned by what major oil companies? BONUS: Texas has the most oil refineries of any state. How many does it have? A. 26 B. 126 C. 226

3. The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters, but it isn’t the shortest in the world. That distinction belongs to the Rotokas alphabet, used on Bougainville in the Solomon Islands, which has how many letters? See answers, page 29

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Sloppy Seconds... The American people are to the major political parties as a battered woman is to her two deadbeat a boyfriends. Just ask Republican Senate leader Mitch h McConnell. Last week, still basking in the pale glow of the GOP’s election gains, McConnell Connell addressed the Heritage Foundation, tion, a right-wing think tank. Between en promising to turn back “the liberal onslaught” and fight the e “left-wing wish list,” McConnell ell made one surprisingly honestt admission: “Voters didn’t suddenly fall in love with Republicans; they fell out off love with Democrats.” - JS


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NEWS OF THE WEIRD REALLY DIRTY OLD MEN About 20 percent of Japan’s adult-video market is now “elder porn,” with each production featuring one or more studly seniors and Shigeo Tokuda, 76, among the most popular. He told Toronto’s Globe and Mail in October that he still “performs” physically “without Viagra,” in at least one role a month opposite much younger women. His wife and adult daughter learned only two years ago, by accident, of his late-onset career (which began at age 60 when a filmmaker hired him for his “pervert’s face”). Tokuda figures the “elder porn” genre will grow with Japan’s increasing senior population.

LOVE ME GENDER In Afghanistan, as in many less-developed countries, boy babies are much preferred to girls for economic reasons and social status, but some thus-unlucky Afghan parents have developed a workaround for “excess” girls: simply designate one a boy. All references to her are male, and she dresses as a boy, plays “boy” games and does “boy” chores, at least until puberty, when many parents of the “bocha posh” convert her back. In some tribal areas, according to a September New York Times dispatch, superstition holds that creation of a bocha posh even enhances prospects of the next child being a boy.

CASTE ASIDE Although India has forbidden discrimination against lower-caste “Dalits” (so-called “untouchables”), rampant oppression still exists, especially in rural areas. In October, police were investigating reports that a higher-caste woman had disowned her dog after it had been touched by an “untouchable” woman. A village council in the Morena district of Madhya Pradesh state had reportedly awarded the higher-caste woman the equivalent of $340 compensation after she witnessed the dog being given food scraps by the Dalit woman.

TRAGIC RELIGIOUS IRONIES (1) Ten people were killed in an October stampede when a scuffle broke out at a Hindu temple in the Indian state of Bihar where 40,000 had taken their goats to

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be sacrificed for prosperity. (2) In July in Montcalm County, Michigan, four teenagers attending a Bible church camp were killed when lightning struck an umbrella they were huddling under on a field.

ONE RACIST LAW DESERVES ANOTHER In June, the Mexican government filed a brief in Arizona challenging the constitutionality of that state’s proposed law that required police to check the immigration status of detainees, which, according to its Foreign Ministry, “violates inalienable human rights.” However, a May USA Today dispatch from Tultitlan, Mexico, noted that Mexico has a similar law (“Article 67” of its immigration code) and that police allegedly harass immigrants from Honduras and other Central American countries. Said one pro-immigration activist, “There [the U.S.], they’ll deport you. In Mexico, they’ll probably let you go, but they’ll beat you up and steal everything you’ve got first.” (Bills to overturn Article 67 have been pending in the Mexican legislature for months.)

ehbrah@mauitime.com Eh homeless rock star who sleeps in my house: You’ve moved off the couch in my bedroom and onto the one in my living room—that’s a start. But using another grown man’s loofah? Come on—if I’m gonna get some kinda rash that ain’t gonna wash off, I’d at least like to have a little fun in the process. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1421e

BRAINLESS The charity Brain Injury New Zealand, organizing a community benefit in the town of Rotorua, decided in October to stage— of all things—a “zombie walk,” inviting townspeople to shuffle around in support. The TV station TVNZ reported numerous complaints alleging BINZ’s insensitivity.

INCOMPETENT CRIMINALS Two men robbing a Waffle Shop in Akron, Ohio, in October ushered customers and employees into the back and had them give up their cell phones, which were collected in a bag, with the plan to lock the phones in a supply room, retrievable only long after the robbers had fled. However, one robber walked out the restaurant’s front door, which automatically locked behind him, and when the other robber walked into the supply room to drop off the bag, an alert hostage locked him inside (and resisted when the robber began “demand[ing] to be let out”). ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1421n

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his fall, during one of the gubernatorial debates between Mufi Hannemann and Neil Abercrombie, Hannemann (a Mormon) was asked what role religion would play in his administration. “I respect the right of everyone to adhere to a higher being, to respect the power of prayer and what faith can bring for us,” the former Honolulu Mayor replied. “I happen to be what I am, but by the same token I also respect your right to belong to your religion and appeal to a higher deity, whatever that situation may be.” It seems like an inclusive answer, but read it again. In expressing his tolerance, there’s one group Hannemann doesn’t mention: atheists. He’s certainly not alone. Though atheism has gained acceptance over the years (we’re not burning heretics at the stake, at least) it’s still widely assumed that faith is the best, perhaps only, path to a healthy life and a just society. It’s an assumption, however, that’s being challenged, and the result could be a bold new way of looking at belief—and non-belief.

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eligion can be good for more than the soul, a large number of studies claim. Over the past decade, academic research on religiosity has exploded, and with it has come a raft of publications suggesting that spiritual beliefs and practices can add years to life, lower blood pressure or keep at-risk kids on the straight and narrow. As sociologists, psychologists and physicians turn their attention to measuring the effects of religion, often fueled by grant money from private foundations, the results have percolated swiftly through weekend sermons and the mainstream media. Being non-religious, one might conclude, looks more and more like a danger to your health. But as the academic interest in religion has mounted, some scholars have begun to call this picture into question. What’s missing, they believe, is a comparable examination into the lives of non-religious people and even the potential benefits of non-belief. Galvanized by a desire to even the scales, these researchers have been organizing academic centers to study the “irreligious,” conducting major surveys and comparing their findings. They’ve already found that convinced atheists appear just as well equipped to cope with hardship as convinced believers, and that some of the

world’s healthiest societies have the lowest levels of piety. “There now seems to be a critical mass of people studying secularity,” says Phil Zuckerman, a sociologist at Pitzer College in Claremont, California, “and I think that is a big new development.” Philosophical reflection about non-belief has been common since Nietzsche declared the death of God more than a century ago, but scientific research on it has been rare. Though still preliminary, the new work has already begun shining new light on the lives of the nonreligious. They are a difficult-to-define minority in the United States, where the vast majority identify themselves as religious in some sense. But this research is leading to a more sophisticated understanding of how people believe—and of how the lines between religion and irreligion are less certain than we realize.

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t wasn’t until the late 1980s that social scientists and medical researchers began to study religious belief and its effects quantitatively. For a long time, the spiritual had generally been assumed to be an inappropriate subject for empirical investigation. But a surge of academic interest in religion, together with an influx of money, changed that. The Pennsylvania-based John Templeton Foundation, whose eponymous founder longed to see science and spirituality brought closer together, helped turn the field into an academic growth industry, sprouting research centers and conferences around the world. Last year alone, it gave away more than $70 million. In the social sciences, Templeton joined older foundations with an interest in religion, such as the Lilly Endowment and the Pew Charitable Trusts. Today, these foundations each fund ambitious

sociological surveys devoted to better understanding the religious makeup of the United States. The study of religion now sits comfortably in some surprising corners of the academic and scientific establishment: while in 1992 only five American medical schools offered courses related to religion, 101 did by 2005. But in all this enthusiasm, one group has been largely ignored. “People who truly have no religion are not very well understood,” says David Yamane of Wake Forest University, editor of the journal Sociology of Religion. The few studies that did treat nonbelief seriously offered tantalizing hints that to look only at religiosity was to miss an important part of the spectrum of human belief. One study conducted in 1985 by German psychologist Franz Buggle and his colleagues suggests that neither religion nor irreligion has a monopoly on improving people’s mental health. Among 174 people surveyed, it found that two groups enjoyed the best scores on a scale of depression: the most pious Christians and the convinced atheists. Those in the middle, the lukewarm

at the University of Medicine and Dentistry in New Jersey, decided to examine atheists at risk for depression more closely. Hwang’s interviews with atheists suffering from spinal cord injuries revealed how becoming debilitated strengthened their convictions, and their convictions strengthened them. “It doesn’t matter so much what a person believes in,” she says, “but how consistent and cohesive their worldview is.” Irreligion is an increasingly important part of the religious landscape in the United States. The American Religious Identification Survey made headlines in 2001 when it reported that the number of people with no religious affiliation had increased sharply since 1990, from 8.2 to 14.1 percent. The latest report, released last month, put the number at 15 percent. It also underscored why identifying these so-called “nones” isn’t easy. While only 1.6 percent of respondents declared themselves agnostic or atheist outright, more than 12 percent said they don’t believe in God or aren’t sure. Further, fully 27 percent don’t expect to have a religious funeral. The growth documented by the survey has generated fresh interest in non-belief. In 2005, the survey’s directors, sociologists Barry Kosmin and Ariela Keysar, founded an Institute for the Study of Secularism in Society and Culture at Trinity College in Connecticut, the first of its kind in this country. The institute sponsors original research and public events, and provides curriculum materials for college courses about the history and development of secularism. In recent months, two new organizations have appeared online, Joseph Hammer’s Center for Atheist Research and Lois Lee’s Non-religion and Secularity Research Network. Hammer, a psychology graduate student at the University of Missouri, and Lee, a sociology graduate student at Cambridge University, have eagerly reached out to others who share their interests.

Non-believers are a difficult-to-define minority in the United States, where the vast majority identify themselves as religious in some sense. believers, were most likely to be depressed. In 2005, a team at Newcastle University in Britain reported a similar result. More recently, Karen Hwang, a professor

“We’re all looking to support each other in this,” says Hammer. Their Web sites (atheistresearch.org and nsrn.co.uk) include » Continued on page 11

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bibliographies, discussion forums for scholars in the field and surveys in which visitors can take part. One of the banner carriers for the new research is Zuckerman, the Pitzer College sociologist. His new book, Society without God, offers a revealing portrait of irreligion in Denmark and Sweden, countries where paltry levels of church attendance coincide with economic prosperity, low crime and abounding quality of life. These nations challenge the claim that piety is a prerequisite for a healthy society, but Zuckerman also takes care not to go too far in the other direction. â&#x20AC;&#x153;People think Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m arguing that secularity causes good social outcomes, and thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not necessarily the case,â&#x20AC;? he says. Careful study of secular life, he adds, â&#x20AC;&#x153;should be done because people are still calling it unnatural, odd. Noâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s part of the human condition, always has been, and always will be.â&#x20AC;?

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ike Zuckerman, many of the scholars focusing on the nonreligious are motivated by more than mere academic curiosity. Rather, they want to make non-belief a respectable option in a society where it often raises distrust. â&#x20AC;&#x153;There is a fine line between people who study secularity and people who advocate secularity,â&#x20AC;? Zuckerman says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;but the same holds true for people who study religion.â&#x20AC;? One of the most powerful critics of the new science of religion is Columbia University psychiatrist Richard Sloan, who surveyed hundreds of published studies on the benefits of religion and found many of them rife with methodological sloppiness. In his 2006 book, Blind Faith: The Unholy Alliance of Religion and Medicine, he argued that researchers, who were often personally religious, appeared to be seeing what they wanted to see, not what the evidence showed. Most of those engaged in the work on secularity are agnostics or atheists; some cite the influence of â&#x20AC;&#x153;New Atheistâ&#x20AC;? polemicists

like Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens, who have spurred non-believers to be more strident. But the researchers say theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re eager not to replicate the errors of wishful thinking that Sloan pointed out in the work on religion. The new institute at Trinity College, for instance, is funded largely by Switzerlandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Posen Foundation, an organization devoted to promoting secular culture and education. But Barry Kosmin, the instituteâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s director, insists, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not an advocacy organization. What we want to do is be objective.â&#x20AC;? Some do encounter resistance among their peers for doing this kind of work. Joseph Hammer says he is careful about whom he discusses his research with. David Wulff of Wheaton College in Norton, a veteran psychologist who wants to make his discipline more attentive to non-belief, has had difficulties as well. â&#x20AC;&#x153;My colleagues in the psychology of religion are not interested,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;And thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s partly because most of them are themselves religious.â&#x20AC;? But soon, more scholars of religion

may be forced to pay attention. Wulff has been developing survey tools that will help psychologists look beyond binary oppositions like religiosity and secularity, or belief and unbelief. Phil Zuckermanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s study in Scandinavia, in fact, suggests that these distinctions arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t as clear as one might expect. His interviews show the extent to which, even in the absence of traditional supernatural beliefs, the subjectsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; religious heritage provides them with moral guideposts and cultural habits. Not believing in God doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t stop most Danes and Swedes from considering themselves Christians. Religions, we are beginning to learn, can be better understood by paying attention to what irreligion looks like. Probe irreligion, and you encounter not only new insights about how it works in peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lives, but also echoes of the very religions it defines itself against. â&#x2013; 

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juicy beef flavor and served with delectable creamed horseradish and English peas. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the slow-roasting that makes it so good,â&#x20AC;? explains Salvador. The meat is seasoned with Hawaiian sea salt before being roasted for a full 24 hours, a process Salvador says â&#x20AC;&#x153;draws out the beef flavor and brings the protein to that fork-tender texture.â&#x20AC;? The experience is topped off with a loaded mashed potato, a decadent, creamy mash with caramelized onions blended through, giving it a satisfyingly deep flavor. Lahaina Prime Rib and Fish Company serves Angus beef throughout the menu: filet, New York, sirloin, even their burgers. And donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t worry seafood-lovers, they still serve fresh line-caught fish, with specials changing nightly. The monchong I had was Cajun-grilled, flaky and seared, and served with steamed garden veggies; it was a huge plate that was revisited at home with gusto. The seafood lau lau is award-winning, and comes in a beautiful presentation. The ahi katsu I loved so well has turned into a lunch rice bowl, not to be found on the dinner menu. I took it as an opportunity

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aui, prepare to lick your fingers: Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rib king, Dave Anderson, is bringing his beloved barbecue to Lahaina. Famous Daveâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s will move into the 700 block on Front Street with 16,000 square feet dedicated to dishing pit-smoked ribs, chicken and brisket slathered in house-made sauces. Yes, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s corporate barbecue, but Famous Daveâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s has a twist: founder Anderson is a motivational speaker, an author and a philosopher of positive vibrations. I caught up with him recently to find out what makes this meat monarch tick.

I hear youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re a fan of Hawaiian barbecue. How are you planning to work local cuisine into your Maui menu?

Hawaii having its own barbecue traditions is all the more reason why weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll feel right at homeâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; because a great barbecue is really all about having family and friends over for an old-fashioned celebration, where all the food is homemade and the meats are seasoned and slowsmoked over smoldering coals. And whether youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re on the Mainland or in Hawaii, we believe folks everywhere love a good barbecue. When I heard that we were coming to Hawaii I was really excited, because I have this tasty Huli Huli style of barbecue sauce that is robust and a real mouthful of

hollers. We call our sauce Huli Buli, and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s generously slathered over charcoal chicken thighs. I have no doubt this is going to be everyoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s favorite. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re also going to have traditional sticky rice [and] Spam, along with grilled pineapple. Your menu is huge. What should I order on my ďŹ rst visit?

The most popular thing on our menu is our All-American Barbeque Feast, served on a garbage can lid. [Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s] because itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s so huge [and] also to pay tribute to my humble upbringing. When I was first learning how to smoke ribs and I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have a lot of money, I used to smoke them in an old garbage can. When the ribs were done, I would take the garbage lid off and turn it upside down and put my ribs in. The Feast comes with a full slab of our award-winning ribs, a country-roasted chicken, your choice of smoked chopped pork or smokey beef brisket, honeybuttered corn bread, corn on the cob, homemade creamy cole slaw, and the best tasting barbeque baked beans. Wow, that is a meal, though you may be surprised at how much us Hawaiians can eat. How has your barbecue style changed since those smokinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; garbage can days?

Our recipes are an old family secret. However, what I can share is that we do our barbeque the old-fashioned way, just like champion pitmasters used to do way down in the deep South. My dad, a Native American of the Great Choctaw Nation in Idabel, Oklahoma, grew up loving Southern foods. He always insisted that great barbeque was done low and slow over smoldering hardwoods and then slathered with a full-flavored, robust sauce. Will any of our local beef be appearing on the menu?

To start off with, we will be bringing our beef with us until we get into the swing of things. Right now, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had our hands full just getting everything across the ocean and set up. Once we get settled in, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll see if we can buy locally. â&#x2013; 

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hen I was a college kid back in the â&#x20AC;&#x2122;90s in Los Angeles, there was a swirl of activity in the independent hip-hop scene. With the revolutionary â&#x20AC;&#x2122;80s firmly on record, the next generation of up-andcoming hip-hop hopefuls was emerging all over the country with a new confidenceâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; and a new sound. I think back fondly to those years, when I saw soon-to-be-big name groups like a pre-Fergie Black Eyed Peas and Jurassic 5 in small, dingy clubs. At the same time, further up the coast in the Bay Area, another independent hip-hop group was creating a big buzz. The Living Legends, like their peers in L.A., soon grew to fameâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;with a strictly â&#x20AC;&#x153;DIYâ&#x20AC;? business approach. In the span of a decade-plus, the eight-man crew has collectively recorded over 100 albums and cultivated a die-hard grassroots following without ever signing to a record label, a fitting trajectory given their slogan and rallying cry: â&#x20AC;&#x153;control destiny.â&#x20AC;? Fortunately for Maui hip-hop fans, a couple of years ago a founding member of the Living Legends made the Valley Isle his permanent home. Cory Scoffern (aka The Grouch) is best known for his straightforward approach as a writer, producer and bona fide independent music hustler. (His stage name is credited to a crewmember he often butted heads with.) Despite what his pseudonym may suggest, The Grouch struck me as friendly and affable, and ironically heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s played an integral part in building the Living Legendsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; positive brand, sound and image. Showing up for an interview at Market Fresh Bistro in Makawao looking healthy and relaxed in board shorts and slippers, Scoffern recalls falling in love with Maui at first sight when he came here on tour. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I remember getting to Hawaii and being like, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;you know, all these hotels are cool, but take me to the waterfalls and the snorkeling, take me to all of the natural stuffâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ever since I hit Maui, I was like, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;oh thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the placeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;.â&#x20AC;? Soon after, all eight members returned to record an album (Classic, which reached number 38 on Billboardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s independent chart in 2005) in a big house on West Kuiaha in Haiku. Scoffern says the album has a â&#x20AC;&#x153;peaceful, Maui vibeâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;as much as our group of eight guys could get on together.â&#x20AC;? Between the grueling tours and festivals

that brought the Living Legends widespread fame, Scoffern and his wife would take breaks to find sanctuary on Maui. Eventually they brought a daughter into the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;a game-changing eventâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and they couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think of a better place to raise her. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The longer we stayed on Maui, we were just feeling better, day after day,â&#x20AC;? Scoffern says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Our daughter just loved it and we started meeting families and people who are raising their kids here, and we liked the natural way of life. The way that kids are just freer, the adults are friendlier. The whole â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Auntieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; and â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Uncleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; thing that we do out here makes it that much more like family.â&#x20AC;? Since beginning what he calls a â&#x20AC;&#x153;more responsible, more conscious lifestyleâ&#x20AC;? as an Upcountry family man, Scoffern has

performed a few solo shows on-island and is now committed to bringing over his friends and collaboratorsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;a veritable whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s-who of independent hip-hop. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I notice thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a lack of a hip-hop scene on Maui, [but] I know thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a lot of people here who love the message that the positive, independent hip-hop is putting out there right now,â&#x20AC;? says Scoffern. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I feel like Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m in a good position to help, because I know a lot of people who want to come to Hawaii who happen to be good artists.â&#x20AC;? True to his word, this Saturday night at Casanova heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sharing the stage with Scarub, a Los Angeles native and founding member of the Living Legends who has a faster, more driving lyrical style. (The show

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BY BARRY WURST II

FILM

jacob@mauitime.com + @jacobshafer on Twitter

Off the Rails

Runaway train thriller misses its connection Unstoppable

★★★★★

Rated PG13/98 min.

I

n the years since Speed, the Keanu Reeves bomb-on-a-bus thriller has been recycled in numerous uninspired knock-offs. There was Speed in an ice cream truck (Chill Factor) and Speed on an ocean liner (the infamous Speed 2: Cruise Control) and now we have Speed on a train. Unstoppable features two magnetic stars—Denzel Washington and Chris Pine—but the train out-acts them both and is the most compelling thing in the movie. The flimsy, seen-it-before plot (supposedly based on a true story) has an old-timer locomotive conductor (Washington) training a rookie (Pine) whose first day on the job is ho-hum, until a train with no brakes, no conductor and a container of explosives threatens to derail and obliterate a town. Our stubborn heroes, who initially hate each other, must learn to work together and are somehow the only men on the planet

qualified to save the day. If you’re here for the action, you’ll have a decent time, but the leads aren’t well matched and the script gives them little to do. Washington is too good for this movie and Pine, terrific as Kirk in the recent Star Trek prequel, is too green to hold his own with Denzel. Their scenes offer mild bickering and eventual respect—and that’s it. Rosario Dawson plays Washington’s onedge boss, but she’s stuck in a thankless role consisting of nothing but “we’ve got a problem!” plot exposition. Dawson, like her co-stars, deserves much better. Only near the very end do we get any sense of the speed of the train. Director Tony Scott once again films everything from shaky, overly stylized angles and it’s not until the actors leave the conductor’s compartment and climb around the train that we experience how fast it’s moving. And the exciting climax over-utilizes the star’s stunt doubles, who work harder during the latter part of the movie than either Washington or Pine. Scott gave us Top Gun and True Romance among many other solid-to-

People magazine’s Sexist Train Conductors Alive. iconic films, and is one of the pioneers of the slick, MTV-style of movie-making. I want to defend him, because I grew up on his stuff, but how can I, when he put two of the most charismatic actors alive in the same movie and only the ’splosions hold your interest? I’ve seen episodes of Thomas and the Magic Railroad that were edgier

and more original. Speed had the heart, humor and jawdropping action to make it a genre classic; this has an out-of-control train with nowhere to go. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1421f

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Showtimes

WHERE AND WHEN TO WATCH WHAT

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MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX

Due Date - R - FRI (4:00), 6:45, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:00, 6:45, 9:30. MON-WED (4:00), 6:45, 9:30. Red - PG13 - FRI (3:45), 6:30, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:30. MONWED (3:45), 6:30, 9:15. Skyline - PG13 - FRI (4:15), 7:00, 9:35. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:15, 7:00, 9:35. MON-WED (4:15), 7:00, 9:35. Unstoppable - PG13 - FRI (4:30), 7:15, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:30, 7:15, 9:45. MON-WED (4:30), 7:15, 9:45.

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees)

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) Legend of the Guardians (2D) - PG - THU 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7:00, 9:15. Life As We Know It - PG13 - THU 11:35, 2:05, 4:35, 7:05, 9:40. Mao’s Last Dancer - Unrated - THU 11:35, 2:05, 4:35, 7:05, 9:35. Megamind (2D) - PG - THU-WED 12:00, 210, 4:20, 6:30, 8:40. Megamind (3D) - PG - THU-WED 11:00, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:50. Megamind (T3D) - PG - THU-WED 10:30, 12:40, 2:50, 5:00, 7:10, 9:20. Skyline - PG13 - FRI-WED 11:05, 11:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. Unstoppable - PG13 - FRI-SAT 11:00, 12:00, 1:20, 2:15, 3:30, 4:30, 5:45, 7:00, 8:00, 9:15, 10:15. SUN-WED 11:00, 12:00, 1:20, 2:15, 3:30, 4:30, 5:45, 7:00, 8:00, 9:15.

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) Due Date - R - THU 1:00, 3:10, 5:20, 7:30. FRI-SAT 11:20, 1:30, 3:40, 5:50, 8:00, 10:10. SUN 11:20, 1:30, 3:40, 5:50, 8:00. MON-WED 1:05, 3:15, 5:25, 7:35. Megamind (2D) - PG - THU 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:50. FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:50. SUN 11:00, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40. MON-WED 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40. Morning Glory - PG13 - THU 1:15, 3:35, 5:55, 8:15. FRI-SAT 12:05, 2:25, 4:45, 7:05, 9:25. SUN 12:05, 2:25, 4:45, 7:05. MON-WED 1:00, 3:35, 5:55, 8:15. Never Let Me Go - R - THU 1:05, 3:25, 5:45, 8:05. Unstoppable - PG13 - FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00, 10:15. SUN 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00. MON-WED 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00.

Due Date - R - THU (1:50), 4:10, 6:30, 8:50. FRI (1:50, 4:10), 6:30, 8:50. SAT-SUN (1:50), 4:10, 6:30, 8:50. MON-WED (1:50, 4:10), 6:30, 8:50. Due Date (Sony Digital) - R - THU (12:15, 2:35), 4:55 7:15, 9:35. FRI (12:15, 2:35, 4:55), 7:15, 9:35. SAT-SUN (12:15, 2:35), 4:55, 7:15, 9:35. MON-WED (2:35, 4:55), 7:15, 9:35. For Colored Girls - R - THU-SUN (12:00, 3:00), 6:00, 9:00. MON-WED (3:00), 6:00, 9:00. Hereafter - PG13 - THU (1:30), 4:30, 7:30. FRI (1:30, 4:20), 7:30. SATSUN (1:30), 4:30, 7:30. MON-WED (1:30, 4:30), 7:30. Jackass 3D - R - THU (1:35), 3:55, 6:15, 8:35. FRI (1:35, 3:55), 6:15, 8:35. SAT-SUN (1:35), 3:55, 6:15, 8:35. MON-WED (1:35, 3:55), 6:15, 8:35. Morning Glory - PG13 - THU (1:50), 4:25, 7:00, 9:35. FRI (1:50, 4:25), 7:00, 9:35. SAT-SUN (1:50), 4:25, 7:00, 9:35. MON-WED (1:50, 4:25), 7:00, 9:35. Morning Glory (Sony Digital) - PG13 - THU-SUN (12:50, 3:25), 6:00, 8:35. MON-WED (3:25), 6:00, 8:35. Paranormal Activity 2 (Sony Digital) - R - THU (12:30, 2:45), 5:00, 7:15, 9:30. FRI (12:30, 2:45, 5:00), 7:15, 9:30. SAT-SUN (12:30, 2:45), 5:00, 7:15, 9:30. MON-WED (2:45, 5:00), 7:15, 9:30. Red - PG13 - THU (1:30), 4:10, 6:50, 9:30. FRI (1:30, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:30, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30. MON-WED (1:30, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30. Saw 3D - R - THU (12:00, 2:20), 4:40, 7:00, 9:20. FRI (12:00, 2:20, 4:40), 7:00, 9:20. SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:20), 4:40, 7:00, 9:20. MON-WED (2:20, 4:40), 7:00, 9:20. Secretariat (Sony DIgital) - PG - THU (12:00, 2:50), 5:40, 8:30. FRI (12:00, 2:50, 5:40), 8:30. SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:50), 5:40, 8:30. MON-WED (2:50, 5:40), 8:30. The Social Network - PG13 - THU (12:15, 3:00), 5:45, 8:30. FRI (12:15, 3:00, 5:45), 8:30. SAT-SUN (12:15, 3:00), 5:45, 8:30. MON-WED (3:00, 5:45), 8:30.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees) Hereafter - PG13 - THU-FRI (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 10:00. SAT-SUN (1:00), 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. MON-WED (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 10:00. Megamind (3D) - PG - THU-FRI (1:15, 3:45), 6:45, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:15), 3:45, 6:45, 9:30. MON-WED (1:15, 3:45), 6:45, 9:30. Morning Glory - PG13 - THU-FRI (1:30, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:15, 7:15, 9:45. MON-WED (1:30, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45.

New This Week MORNING GLORY - PG13 - Comedy - A producer is tasked with revamping a flagging morning talk show and making peace between its totally-notinspired-by-Regis-and-Kathy Lee stars. 107 min.

LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS (3D) - PG Animated - A group of talking owls go on a quest to save their kingdom, presumably stopping along the way to regurgitate rodent skulls. 100 min.

MEGAMIND - PG - Animated - A cerebral supervillain goes good after his rival retires. Will Ferrell and Brad Pitt lend their voices. 96 min.

SKYLINE - PG13 - Sci-Fi - Los Angelenos quickly go from “Hey look at those pretty lights in the sky” to “Oh my God we’re being attacked by giant robot aliens” in an f/x-heavy ‘splosion fest apparently left over from summer. 94 min.

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT - PG13 - Romantic Comedy - Katherine Heigl is once again thrown unwittingly into parenthood with some dude. How many times do we need to see this? At least twice, apparently. 115 min.

NEVER LET ME GO - R - Drama - Young love blossoms at an English boarding school, and then suddenly: clones. For real. Keira Knightley stars. 103 min.

UNSTOPPABLE - PG13 - See this week’s film critique. 98 min.

MAO’S LAST DANCER - Unrated - A biopic based on the life of ballet dancer Lee Cunxin. See this after Saw 3D to cleanse your conscience. In English and Mandarin. 117 min.

NOW SHOWING DUE DATE - R - Comedy - Zach Galifianakis and Robery Downey Jr. go on a road trip. Can we come, too? 95 min.

RED - PG13 - Bruce Willis helms yet another old folks shoot-’em-up vehicle, with Helen Mirren and Morgan Freeman along for the ride. 111 min. SAW 3D - R - Horror - Just when you thought they’d run out of creative (and uncreative) ways to kill and maim C-list actors, along came another dimension. 110 min.

FOR COLORED GIRLS - R - Drama - The latest from hitmaker Tyler Perry stars Janet Jackson, Whoopi Goldberg and, thankfully, not Perry’s drag-queen alter ego. 95 min.

SECRETARIAT - PG - Drama - The life and glories of the famed racehorse are dramatized, with Celine Dion in the title role. Sorry, couldn’t resist. 123 min.

HEREAFTER - PG13 - Director Clint Eastwood gives us a tsunami destroying Front Street. And here we thought that was the Mayor’s job. 123 min. JACKASS 3D - R - Comedy - Because all those testicle-staplings and Porta-Potty catapults were so dull in two dimensions. 105 min.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2 - R - Things go bump in the night in this slick-but-less-scary follow-up to the low-budget smash. 91 min.

Skyline

THE SOCIAL NETWORK - PG13 - Drama - Hey you know that little Web site all the kids (and their parents, aunts and great-uncles) are talking about? Here’s the (alleged) story of how it was born. 133 min.

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PICKS

This Week's Picks

WHERE TO GO AND WHAT TO DO

Irish You Were Here

Original ‘Compositions’

Friday (November 12), 6pm, Mulligan’s on the Blue, Wailea, $45 with dinner /$18 show only; Saturday (November 13), 7pm, 142 Baker St., Lahaina, $20

Friday (November 12), 8pm, Iao Theater, Wailuku, $10 donation

From the time he was a young boy, tenor vocal/banjoist Michael Black’s popular musician parents, Patty and Kevin Black—whose Dublin home was a regular weekend hub for “hoolies” (i.e. kanikapila)—considered him a “precocious” talent. (Interesting tidbit: he left school at age 14 to work at the Guinness Brewery, but went on to study in London and later at UC Berkeley.) Joining Black is drop D-lovin’ lefty Jon Sanders, whose early work included ’80s London folk bands Hot Banana and Three Wise Fools. Sanders moved to Dingle, County Kerry in the ’90s and took up playing the bouzouki (a pear-shaped, longnecked Greek lute), and has since made a name for himself as the Bard of Bouzouki, the Duke of Uke. From South to West Maui, the pair will be performing and storytelling on two nights. At Mulligan’s on the Blue, treat your taste buds to the same Emerald Isle treats as your ears, by opting for the dinner package. And tickets to Black and Sanders’s West side show include light refreshments (plus free parking at the United Methodist Church). Reservations are required for the Mulligan’s show (874-1131) and are highly recommended for the limited-seating house concert in Lahaina (264-5190).

Artists Vincent Goudreau and Javier Martinez have a way of painting with their 16mm camera, creating films that are part National Geographic, part art house and entirely moving. Their latest work, Compositions in Departure—shot in China, Ghana and Mexico—explores “displacement and the idea of home as a metaphor for finding one’s place in the world.” The film follows three individuals, Ji Wang Juan, Alfred Kpebesaane and Altagracia Martinez, “one [who] has willingly departed from his home, one [who] faces an inability to leave, and the third… [who] wants to leave and is left virtually alone.” Goudreau and Martinez — both graduates of the California Institute of the Arts—took three and a half years to produce Compositions, wherein “textiles, migration and imperialism” serve “as analogies for patterns of human behavior.” This 35-minute film screens Friday at the Iao, preceded by live marimba music and followed by a Q&A with the filmmakers. For film clips and other work from Goudreau and Martinez, visit their Web sites, vincentgoudreau.com and javiermartinezart.com. 242-6969, mauionstage.com

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BY ANU YAGI anu@mauitime.com + @anuheayagi on Twitter

Have An Ice Day

Food Awakening

Saturday & Sunday (November 13 & 14), 11am-1pm, Lahaina Cannery Mall, Free

Few mediums are as ephemeral and unforgiving as ice; sculptors of the frozen substance subject themselves to certain heartbreak (the key word, unfortunately, being break). The challenge of ice sculpting in cold weather is tough enough, but take that competition to the tropics and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s like trying to create a sidewalk chalk mural in a monsoon or oil painting underwater. But if Hawaiiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only annual ice sculpting extravaganza is to be held anywhere, Mauiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only fully enclosed, air-conditioned shopping center seems like the best bet. Thus, Lahaina Cannery Mall will again host the International Ice Sculpting Exhibition and Competition, drawing artists from across the state and as far away as Japan. Wielding saws, picks, drills and chisels, sculptors will showcase their skills on Saturday during a freestyle exhibition, and on Sunday will engage in a timed contest for cash and prizesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;transforming 300-pound blocks of ice into delicate masterpieces. Since one of the pleasures of such temporary art is witnessing its creation, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re welcome to ogle all you like. 661-5304, lahainacannery.com

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ONE-DAY-ONLY AUDITION: “MEOWMEOW” - Sat, Nov 13. Director/choreographer Alexander Cardinalli invites performers of any experience level, ages 11 - 99, to audition for this Andrew Lloyd Webber musical featuring fury animals. Singers, dancers and gymnasts are encouraged to try out. Prepare thirty seconds of a song of your choice and bring sheet music or karaoke CD with you; plus, have handy your resume, head shot, kneepads, and jazz shoes (or tap, if you have ‘em). 9am-3pm. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-242-8680; mauionstage.com

HIROSHIMA - Fri, Nov 12. This Grammy-nominated American jazz fusion band celebrates their 30th anniversary with their Legacy Tour. Features special guest Michael Paulo, acclaimed saxophonist. $25 / $55. 7-10pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org SOLO SESSIONS WITH ROBERT CAZIMERO - Fri, Nov 12. This intimate concert series continues with Robert Cazimero. Join this award-winning musician as he shares his songs and stories. Cazimero is also featured in one of 70 portraits — with intriguing narratives — in “Ho’oulu: The Inspiration of Hula,” the newest exhibit at the Schaefer International Gallery. Look for him on the far left wall. $25 / $45 VIP. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org “LIVE UNITED” GALA UNDER THE STARS - Sat, Nov 13. An elegant benefit for Maui United Way’s 27 partner agencies/programs, presented in part by the Grand Wailea and KPOA 93.5 FM. Featuring a special performance by Hawaii’s sweetheart Raiatea Helm, and emceed by the “Morning Goddess” herself, Alaka’i Paleka. Enjoy a new-wave inspired luau, and cocktail entertainment by Kanoa and Jessica. Tickets starting at $125; special room rates for gala guests. 5:30pm. Grand Wailea Resort & Spa, 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 808-244-8787; mauiunitedway.org THE GROUCH - Sat, Nov 13. See this week’s Music Scene for more. $20. 9:45pm. Casanova, 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 808-572-0220. MICHAEL BLACK AND JON SANDERS HOUSE CONCERT - Sat, Nov 13. Includes light pupus and free parking at the United Methodist Church. Limited seating, reservations recommended. See This Week’s Picks for more. $20. 7-9pm. United Methodist Church Manse, 142 Baker St., Lahaina; Hamish: 808-264-5190 / Pastor Paul: 808-661-0420; mauiceltic.com/events.htm RHYTHMIC REVOLUTION - Sat, Nov 13. To live music, Rhythmic Revolution ignites the stage with a vibrant blendoftap,flamenco,African,andCubanrhythm.Features performance artists hailing from Africa to Spain; notablesincludingBroadwaystarMarkMendonca,codirectorJasonSamuelsSmith,andJapan’sYukikoMisumi. Arranged by Chloe Arnold. $12 / $22 / $32. 7:30pm. CastleTheater,MACC,OneCameronWay,Kahului;808242-7469; mauiarts.org / mauitapexperience.org CELEBRATE LIFE WITH IYANNA FLORES, A BENEFIT - Sat, Nov 13. Little eight-year-old Iyanna is a warrior wahine, battling acute lymphoblastic leukemia. Join her army — and have a good time — helping out with exorbitant medial bills (the entire door goes to the Flores family). Featuring the musical stylings of Anuhea, Maoli, Inna Vision, Ras Lil Dread and Fiyah Blaze Band. Special thanks to Q103 and Island FM, Office Max, Flatbread, Hana Hwy Surf, Milagros and Pacific Roots Tattoo. $15 presale / $20 door. 8:30pm-1am The Hard Rock Cafe, 900 Front St., Lahaina; 808-344 4151; hardrock.com PETER FRAMPTON - Wed, Nov 17. Ooh, baby, you love his way. You likely already know this star’s not-sohumble (pie) history, so I’ll simply say that his latest is called“ThankyouMr.Churchill,”so-titledasanodtohis father’s safe return from World War II. $45 / $55 / $65 / $85.7:30pm.CastleTheater,MACC,OneCameronWay, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

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CIRQUE POLYNESIA - Mon-Sat. It’s Circue du Soleil meets Polynesian hula with amazing high-wire acts, aerial acrobatics and illusions, and mind-boggling contortionist and balancing-acts. Call for their Kama’aina special. Starting at $62; Deals for kids. 6pm. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali; 808-667-4540; maui.hyatt.com “THE DROWSY CHAPERONE” – Fri, Sat & Sun through Nov 21. A new musical — masquerading as a 1920s musical — by Martin, McKellar, Lambert & Morrison. The madcap romp begins when a die-hard musical theater fan invites the audience to listen to his favorite ‘20s musical, but when he puts the record on his turntable, the show tune-singing characters come to life in his living room. Starring two dozen Seabury students including Sydney Roberts, Clyde Engle and Ryan Glavor. Directed/choreographed by David Ward. Musical direction by Stephen Haines. Costume design byAndréMorissetteandVanessaCerrito.Fridays&Saturdays, 7pm. Sundays, 3pm. $13 Adults / $11 Seniors / $7Students.SeaburyHallErdmanAthleticCenter,480 Olinda Rd., Makawao; 808-573-1257

DINE OUT FOR HOSPICE MAUI - Tue, Nov 16. To participate, the most important thing to bring to Dine Out for Hospice is your appetite. Whether it’s sushi, steak, pizza orgreens,you’llfindarestaurantthatwillsatisfyyourappetite and your budget while you support Hospice Maui. 808-244-5555; hospicemaui.org GRAND OPENING: FAMOUS DAVE’S - Tue, Nov 16. Check out this new chain, for “local residents seeking slow-smoked and flame-kissed ribs and a variety of other tasty barbeque.” Famous Dave’s is so famous, in fact, they have 180 locations in 37 states. See Food & Drinkformore.FamousDave’s,736FrontSt.,Lahaina; 808-661-1125; famousdaves.com DESCHUTES BEER PAIRING DINNER - Tue, Nov 16. Five mouthwatering courses of amazing nouveau Mala cuisine, hosted by Mark and Judy Ellman with Chef Ben Klein. $59. 7pm. Mala Ocean Tavern, 1307 Front St., Lahaina; 808-667-9394; malaoceantavern.com GIRLS NIGHT OUT - Tue, Nov 16. You know cuz girls justwannahavefun.FeaturingMartiniBar,sangria,lots of stuff to win, trunk shows and a four course fondue extravaganza. What are you waiting for, this night is a blast. Reservations recommended. $35 per person. 5-9pm. The Melting Pot, 325 Keawe St., Ste. A202, Lahaina; 808-661-6181; meltingpot.com

TICKETS ON SALE EBB & FLOW ARTS ENSEMBLE - Thu, Nov 18. A contemporarymusic,artandmulti-mediaeventsdesigned to break barriers between the arts and bridge artistic expressions across cultures. $25. 5pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-2427469; mauiarts.org

“THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ” – Fri, Sat & Sun through Nov 21. A new twist on a beloved classic. Stars Tyler Charbonneau as Dorothy, Dale Button as the Scarecrow, Joseph Duncan as the Tin Man, Bill Schnitzer as the Cowardly Lion, Laurel Sherwood as Glinda the Good Witch, Kalani Whitford as The Wicked Witch of the West, and Joel Agnew as The Wizard. Written and produced by Doug Kendrick and Jonathan Lehman. Directed by Jonathan Lehman. Musical direction by Marti Kluth. Costume design by Kathleen Schulz. Scenic design by Caro Walker. Fridays, 7:30pm; Saturdays, 4pm & 7:30pm; Sundays, 1pm & 4pm. $15 Reserved / $10 Floor Seating (Keiki). Pro-Arts Playhouse, 1280 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei; 808-463-6520; proartspacific.com

SLACK KEY MASTERS W/ GEORGE KAHUMOKU & BROTHER NOLAND - Thu, Nov 18. Uncle George’s show returns to Central Maui, bringing with him Brother Noland. Don’t ‘say goodbye to your coconut girl’ — bring her with you. $25 / $45 VIP. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

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JOHN MAYALL - Sat, Nov 20. As the frontman of the Bluesbreakers, Mayall has long been heralded as “the Godfather of British Blues.” His newest powerhouse band features Texas guitarist Rocky Athas, plus Greg Razb on bass, Jay Davenport on drums, and Tom Canning,onkeys.ShemekiaCopeland,daughterofthelate blues legend Johnny Clyde Copeland, will open. $45 / $50/$55.7:30pm.CastleTheater,MACC,OneCameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

COOKING WITH CHEF SUSAN - Thu, Nov 11. Chef Susan Teton teaches you how to prepare a delicious sea vegetable salad blend. 6pm. Whole Foods Market, 70KaahumanuAve#B,Kahului;808-872-3310;wholefoodsmarket.com/maui HEALTHY KEIKI - Thu, Nov 11. A special class focused on healthyrecipesperfectforschoollunches.Keikiages 5–12 arewelcome.6pm.WholeFoodsMarket,70KaahumanuAve #B,Kahului;808-872-3310;wholefoodsmarket.com/maui LOCAL FUN ON ALOHA FRIDAY - Fri, Nov 12. Celebrate seasonal produce grown locally with recipes and samples. 4pm. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului; 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui 4 COURSE BACON DINNER PAIRED WITH LANDMARK WINES - Fri, Nov 12. Chef Alex Stanislaw prepares a brilliant four-course bacon menu, dripping in deliciousness. Highlights include stuffed dates wrapped in bacon, BLT flatbread, pork shoulder and bacon, and chocolate bacon cake. Featurs Landmark wines. $85. 6pm. Plantation House Restaurant, 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua; 808669-6299; theplantationhouse.com

4TH ANNUAL WAILEA FOOD & WINE CELEBRATION - Fri, Nov 19. A benefit for Hui No’eau’s community arts education. Featuring Maui’s top chefs and vintners — with wines provided by Chambers & Chambers Wine Merchants — a fine art sale, live entertainment, and the joyful company of artists, educators and supporters. $125 ($75 tax-deductible). 5:30-8:30pm. Hotel Wailea, 555 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 808-874-0500; hotelwailea.com

MAUI MASSIVE: SUBLIME WITH ROME - Sun, Nov 21. They don’t call it ‘massive’ for nothin’ – and, it’s an all ages show! Woo hoo! Tickets available through the MACC or at Green Banana Internet Cafe, Old Lahaina Book Emporium and (our friends at Maui’s only record store) Requests. $39 General Admission. 4:30pm. Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808242-7469; mauiarts.org / sublimewithrome.com GABRIEL IGLESIAS:THE FLUFFY SHOP TOUR - Sat, Nov 27. Known as the “fluffy” comic always ensconced in an aloha shirt, this 32-year old funny man loves to riff about the girth of his midsection -- and is sure to make you, well, bust a gut. $40. 7pm. Castle Theater, MACC, OneCameronWay,Kahului;808-242-7469;mauiarts.org GENERATIONS: THE FARDEN FAMILY IN HULA AND MUSIC - Sat, Nov 27. Kumu hula Emma Farden


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Ladies Night w/ DJ Jamn J, 9pm

Bottoms Up w/ DJ Jay, 9pm

AMBROSIA

Old School Thursdaze w/ DJ Del Sol

Special Guest DJ

Sunrise Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka

Gina Martinelli

DJ Jay

DJ Jay

Bryan & The Band

The Shamroks / Louise Lambert Band

Sound of Jah and Dezman; 9:45pm; $10

The Grouch 9:45pm; $20

Barefoot Minded 7 - 10pm; No Cover

Dave Caroll 7 - 10pm; No Cover

Dave Caroll 7 - 10pm; No Cover

Erin Smith 7 - 10pm; No Cover

MON - Peter D / TUE - Live Jazz / WED - Ryan Palma (All sets 7 - 10pm; No Cover)

DIAMONDS ICE BAR

House Music 10pm; No Cover

Gomega 10pm; No Cover

DJ Music 10pm; No Cover

Live Music 10pm; No Cover

MON - Gomega / TUE - Open Mic Night / WED House Mic Night (All 10pm; No Cover)

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB

Quiz Night 8pm; No Cover

Jarod 10pm; No Cover

Johnny Ringo 10pm; No Cover

Wolf 10pm; No Cover

MON – Ka’ena / TUE – Jordan & Wolf / WED – Jessica & Kanoa (All 10pm; No Cover)

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Kanaka Jams 6:30-10:30pm No Cover

Karaoke

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MON, TUE & WED - Karaoke

Rampage 9pm-Close

Dat Guyz 9pm - Close

Arise 9pm-1:30am

Karaoke

MON - Karaoke / TUE - Karaoke Contest / WED - Open Mic Night

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

BOCALINO BISTRO & BAR 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041

CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY REST. 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului - 873-6555

CASANOVA

CASAnuevo Tango Classes and Milonga; $5

CHARLEY’S

Wavetrain 10pm - Close ; $5

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE

Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

Sharpe and composer Irmgard Farden Aluli’s legacy continues through their talented family — all prominent figures in Maui’s music scene. Holoau Ralar and Hailama Farden gather their talented ‘ohana — and extended ‘ohana — for this special presentation of dance and song. $25 Adults / $12.50 Keiki 12 & Under. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org SCREENNING: “KEAO” AND “STONES” - Sun, Nov 28. Ooh... I saw “Stones” by Ty Sanga at the Hana Film Festival. It’s rivetingly melancholy. And, it stars Maui boy Moses Goods III. Nuff said! “Keao” by the lovely Emily Spenser follows the story of a young Hawaiian dancer as she prepares for work at a lu’au show, and the costume addition that ignites within her an epiphany about culture and identity. $10. 3pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

ANNOUNCEMENTS PARTIAL ART SCHOLARSHIPS AVAILABLE TO HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS - High school seniors from Maui County are invited to submit their art — Nov 28 through Dec 4 — for an exhibition (Dec 6 - 31; reception/awards Dec 11, 4pm) and consideration in the association’sscholarshipcompetition;whichthisyear celebrates its 33rd annual installment. Maximum one entry in each of the five categories: painting, drawing, three-dimension, photography and mixed-media. A $500 scholarship will be awarded for each category, with a $1,000 scholarship for the piece deemed “best in show.”Callorgoonlineforrulesandmoreinformation. LahainaArtsAssociationCourthouseGallery,648Wharf St., Lahaina; 808-661-0111; lahaina-arts.com (SCI-FI MUSIC SWELLS…) THE LIBRARY OF THE FUTURE! - Thanks to Project Gutenberg and the Overdrive website (overdrive.com), patrons of the Hawaii State Public Library System now have access to more than 15,000 ebooks — more than doubling our libraries’ current collection. These titles are always available, with no holds or waiting lists, and downloads neither are limited nor expire. Check it out at a public library near you… P.S. Just a friendly reminder that all libraries will be closed on Nov 11 in observance of Veterans Day. librarieshawaii.org A WAVE OF GRATITUDE - The Maui Ocean Center is offering all U.S. police, fire, lifeguard, and EMT rescue personnel 50percent off general admission

MON - Karaoke, 9pm / TUE - Native’s Night w/ An Den, 9pm / WED - Wild Wednesday w/ Bad Kitty 8:30pm

Sunday Night Fever w/ DJ CIA

MON – The Mary Jane Experiment; TUE – Drum & Bass Night w / DJ Astro Raph / WED – Maui’s HI-5 Night (S.I.N.) w/ DJs Del Sol & CIA TUE – Curtis Williams / WED - Latino, Blues & Jazz Night w/ Lydia Toccafondy & Neto Peraza

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesdays w/ DJ Stylz & DJ Kamikaze, 10pm; $10

Benefit for Iyanna Flores feat. Anuhea, Inna Vision, Maoli and more, 9pm; $20

HARD ROCK CAFE ISANA

S.I.N Sunday w/ DJ Jamn J, 10pm

Karaoke

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in November — extending savings to the fine folks who save us. Maui Ocean Center, 192 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma`alaea; 808-270-7000; mauioceancenter.com

EVENTS

EVENT PLANNING: 3RD ANNUAL MAUI FRIENDS OF NRA DINNER FUNDRAISER - The next fundraiser is scheduled for March 12, 2011 a the King Kamehameha Golf Club. If you’re willing and able to be an active committee member in helping plan, organize and solicit donations for this event, please contact. Maui Friends of the NRA, P.O. Box 158, Kahului; Alan & Bernice: 808-872-2422

HAPPY VETERANS DAY! - Our sincerest thanks to our veterans, and the families of our veterans. For the rest of us: please take the time to honor our servicemen and women — today and everyday. Also, save the date for Kanaka Hekili M/C’s upcoming appreciation party next week Sunday (Nov 21), with ono grinds and entertainment by Bad Kitty. The event is a thank you to Kanaka Hekili supporters, a canned goods drive for the Maui Food Bank, and a benefit for Veterans of Foreign Wars. 2pm. Kihei VFW, 2110 Uluniu Pl., Kihei; laphamj001@hawaii.rr.com

HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK SERVICE TRIP Sign up now for the FHNP’s upcoming service trip to care for native vegetation, running Dec 4-6. You’ll get to stay free at the Kapalaoa Cabin, plus hike and relax in the wilderness. Email or go online for more information or to register. Friends of Haleakala National Park, P.O. Box 322, Makawao; 808-264-4757; fhnp@earthlink.net / sageblank@aol.com; fhnp.org

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FOUR SEASONS RESORT WELLNESS SERIES - This new series features a different practitioner for each four-day wellness weekend, through Dec 19. Today through Nov 14, mediation with Cheyenne Ehrlich. Call for more information. Four Seasons Resort, 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 808-8742939; fourseasons.com/ maui/wellness_series/

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HELP YOUR FAVORITE NONPROFIT - Have a local organization that’s near and dear to your heart? Make sure they know about MauiTime’s upcoming gift giving guide. In this special issue, we highlight local organization’s wish list of needs for the coming year. But, we need to know what those exact needs are! Ensure your favorite non-profit has submitted to us their goals, a rundown of specific needs, and appropriate contact information.Phone: 808-283-1308 / Fax: 808-244-0446; jacob@mauitime.com / anu@ mauitime.com

CALENDAR LISTINGS

FRIDAY, NOV 12

GO RED FOR WOMEN LUNCHEON & HEALTH EXPO The first 100 guests will receive VIP “swag bags” chock full of swanky goodies, plus mini treatments at Spa Kea Lani and Juvenal & Co. The morning expo (9:30am) includes cooking and styling demonstrations, wellness exhibits, health screenings and a silent auction. The fashion show luncheon (11:30am-1pm) features survivor stories and local fashions. Call or go online for tickets and details. 9:30am-1pm. Fairmont Kea Lani, 4100 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 808-244-7185; mauigoredluncheon.org / fairmont.com

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JUST SO YOU KNOW - Please be forewarned that roadwork and paving will be conducted on Market St. this Thursday through Sunday. Work hours are 7am10pm (8am-10pm on Nov 12), but the street will be closed to traffic 24 hours a day. So, when coming to town for a cup of joe, new jams, threads or an antique treasure, know that North and South bound traffic will detour using Mokuhau Rd., Makua St., and Kahawai St.

SCREENING: “COMPOSITIONS IN DEPARTURE” - An intriguing new film shot in China, Ghana and Mexico by Vincent Goudreau and Javier Martinez. Live marimba music precedes the screening, plus a Q&A with filmmakers to follow. See This Week’s Picks for more. $10 donation. 8pm. Iao Theater, 68

N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-242-6969; vincentgoudreau.com / javiermartinezart.com

SATURDAY, NOV 13 BEGINNERS LAUHALA WEAVING WORKSHOP From hats and bags to bracelets and headbands, few Hawaiiana accessories are so subtly stunning as those made of lauhala. Under the tutelage of master weaver Pohaku Kaho’ohanohano, create woven holiday ornaments in one of two sessions this Saturday (9am-12pm or 1-4pm). Call or go online to register. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, 150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului; 808-249-2798; mnbg.org HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK SERVICE TRIP Caring for native vegetation, this FHNP service trip begins today and runs through Nov 15. Participants stay free at the Holua Cabin, plus have the opportunity to hike and relax in the wilderness. Want to participate in the next service trip? See Announcements for more. Free. Friends of Haleakala National Park, P.O. Box 322, Makawao; 808-878-8015; fhnp@earthlink.net / sageblank@aol.com; fhnp.org HOLIDAY CRAFT FAIR - Handmade gifts add a special touch to holiday gift-giving. Find everything from jewelry to paper crafts and clothing, at this benefit for the school’s library. Free. 8am-12pm. Lihikai Elementary School, 335 S. Papa Ave., Kahului; 808-873-3033 AMERICA RECYCLES DAY: PAINT EXCHANGE & “FREECYCLE IT” EVENT - This no-cost exchange encourages community members to keep usable items out of the landfill. In addition to paint and household items, Community Work Day Program will be offering free CFL light bulbs in exchange for incandescent bulbs (part of the ongoing Blue Planet Foundation CFL exchange program). See Announcements for more recycling opportunities. Free. 9am-2pm. CDW Headquarters, Puunene School Cottage, 808-877-2524; info@cwdhawaii.org; cwdhawaii.org CHILDREN’S ART OUTREACH PROGRAM BENEFIT - The Lahaina Arts Association hosts a benefit with great arts and crafts items for sale, just in time for the holidays. Plus a silent art auction (9am-3pm), a slew of giveaways thanks to generous Maui restaurants and vendors, face painting and projects for keiki, and entertainment by “Maui’s Chapman Stick Guru,” Michael Kollwitz. Continues on Sunday (Nov 14). Free. 9am-5pm. Banyan Tree, Front St., Lahina; 808-661-0111; lahaina-arts.com

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Ashley Welte 7pm - Close; No Cover

Guest Performer 7pm - Close; No Cover

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - Close; No Cover

Brian Cuomo 7pm - Close; No Cover

MON - Ashley Welte / TUE & WED - Rene Alonzo (All 7pm - Close; No Cover)

KAHALE’S

Vince Esquire

Kenny Roberts

Eight Track Players

Kahala

MON, TUE & WED - Da-Ha-Y-Ns

1810

deAquino Bruddahs feat. Nester

Ben & Glenn

Willie K / Sam Ahia

Bad Kitty 8-11pm

Billy & The Bad Dogs 8-11pm

No Remorse 8-11pm

Gina Martinelli Band

WED - Bobby Ingram & The Maui Blues Band, 7-10pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Crazy Fingers 9pm - 1am; No Cover

LULU’S KIHEI

Karaoke 7:30 - 11pm; No Cover

Alternative Night w/ DJ Raph, 10pm - 2am

Karaoke 7:30 - 11pm; No Cover

WED - Karaoke 7:30 - 11 pm; No Cover

Kahea ‘o Keola Benefit feat. An Den, Manali’i, Pac Vibes...

X-clusive Saturday Nights w/ All Access’s DJ Money Mike

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-7711

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KIWI ROADHOUSE

95 E. Lipoa St., Ste A101, Kihei - 874-1250

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

LULU’S LAHAINA

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Kanikapila w/ Liko Martin 8-10pm; No Cover

MON - Service Industry Night w/ All Access DJ & Junior TUE - Karaoke w/ Troy / WED - Sizzling Salsa Nights

Old School Night 9pm-1am; $5

MAUI BEACH HOTEL

170 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MAUI BREWING CO.

WED - Open Mic Night, 10pm; No Cover

Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474

MOANA CAFE

71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St. Kihei - 874-1131

Phil & Angie Benoit Willie K Band / Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish “The Dish” Smith

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

CHRISTMAS CRAFT FAIR - From plants and produce to baked goods and gift baskets, this Christmastime craft fair sources artisans from the church’s congregation. Plus, a plethora of stocking stuffer, great gift items and even a build-a-bear station by 808 Fluff Co. Sponsored by their women’s ministry and held in their sprawling gymnasium. Free. 9am-2pm. King’s Cathedral, 777 Mokulele Hwy., Kahului; 808-357-6110; kingscathedral.com UPCOUNTRY HOLIDAY SALE - Enjoy coffee, cookies and Christmas music while you shop for madeon-Maui gift items. Includes Maui Moonbeam dolls, collectible Santas and tutus, Angel tree-toppers and ornaments, clothespin dolls, Sharon’s handmade cards, and HandJive Jewelry by Christina. Free. 9am4pm. Between Holy Ghost Church and Cafe 808, 50 Kainana Pl., Kula; 808-876-0738; dolls@maui.net MAUI UKULELE GUILD EXHIBITS AND CONCERT - Jump like a flea down to the QKC for special performances and unique displays. Free. 10am-2pm. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com “PRACTICE ALOHA” BOOK SIGNING - Compiled and edited by Mark Ellman and Barbara Santos, this signing features Ellman as well as contributing writers. Free. 11am-1pm. Costco Maui, 540 Haleakala Hwy., Kahului; 808-732-1709 “UNCLE KAWAIOLA’S DREAM: A HAWAIIAN STORY” BOOK SIGNING - What better holiday gift for the special keiki in your life than a hard-bound copy of “Uncle Kawaiola’s Dream,” with an inscription from author Victor C. Pellegrino? This beautifully illustrated (by Linda Rowell Steven) historical fiction tale — Pellegrino’s thirteenth book — is certain to inspire. 11am-2pm. Costco Maui, 540 Haleakala Hwy., Kahului INTERNATIONAL ICE SCULPTING EXHIBITION - Watch as the ice chips fly at this cool event, with artists from around the world wielding 300lb blocks of ice. Continues on Sunday. See This Week’s Picks for more. Free. 11am-1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com FILM PREMIER: CHOUT! - Be wowed by these wavemasters. Features Waiehu boy — and bodyboarding champ — Jacob Romero. Directed by Richard Lornie. $5. 6:30-8pm. Foam Co., Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-871-1307; mauimall.com

DJ Music Michael Black & Jon Sanders from Ireland

Jazz on the Blue / Jordan and Wolf

Friday Night at the Green Room w/ DJ Stylz & DJ Kamikaze

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OPENING RECEPTION: “MICROCOSM” BY VALENTIN MIRO - The newest installation at the parlor’s progressive community art space, by Maui-born artist and Seabury Hall senior. The show “reflects the emergence of (both) a digital and international identity... (and) aims to question our relationship with technology and culture,” says Miro. “The illustrations are meant to blur the lines between a homogenized capitalist society and the exotic foreign cultures,” he adds, “and explores how a technologically connected world shrinks our understanding of what is foreign and exotic.” 7-10pm. Paia Tattoo Parlor, 120 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-8515 / paiatattooparlor@yahoo.com “PERFECTION OF MIND” WITH LAMA OLE NYDAHL - Lama Ole Nydahl is one of only a few westerners fully qualified as a lama and meditation teacher in the Karma Kagyu Buddhist tradition and has established more than 600 Diamond Way Buddhist Centers in 44 countries around the world. $20. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts. org; lama-ole-nydahl.org

TUE - Open Mic Night The Celtic Tigers / Live Band

exhibition. See This Week’s Picks for more. Free. 11am1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

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WEDNESDAY, NOV 17

4TH ANNUAL PORTFOLIO DAY - A wonderful opportunity for potential college students to receive a thorough, one-on-one critique of their work. Features admissions representatives from Seattle’s Cornish College of the Arts, Portland’s Pacific Northwest College of Art and San Francisco’s California College of the Arts. 3-7pm. Hui Solarium, Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com

AL LAGUNERO’S ARTIST IN RESIDENCE WORK BEGINS - Lagunero, an artist and spiritual leader who has exhibited his work internationally, has been commissioned to create a piece titled “Journey of Sound.” Unfolding in for parts — ho’omana (“to begin the magic”), ho’omakaukau (“to make ready”), ho’ohana (“to work”), and ho’onoa (“to set free”) — his work begins today and continues daily through Nov 22. 10am4pm. The Red Bar at Gannon’s, A Pacific View Restaurant, Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., Wailea; 808-875-8080; gannonsrestaurant.com

DEGREE PREPARATION WORKSHOPS - Lee Ann Santos, an Academic Advisor at UH West Oahu, will discuss and answer questions about UH West Oahu’s distance education bachelor’s programs. Free. Advance registration is not required. 6pm. University of Hawaii Maui Campus, Laulima #102, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-984-3525; uctrmaui@hawaii.edu; uctrmaui.hawaii.edu

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LAHAINA ARTS ASSOCIATION 43RD ANNIVERSARY - Enjoy cake in celebration of this association’s 43 years providing community arts education programs. Continued from Saturday’s Children’s Art Outreach Program Benefit, this event features face painting and crafts for keiki, plus entertainment by Michael Kollwitz. Free. 9am-5pm. Banyan Tree, Front St., Lahina; 808-661-0111; lahaina-arts.com “NAI‘A TO THE RESCUE” BOOK SIGNING - The Maui Ocean Treasures gift shop hosts Author Katie Grove-Velasquez and illustrator Michael Ogata — both naturalists at the aquarium — who’ve penned their second keiki book. Shoppers receive 10percent-off this featured book today. 11am-4pm. Maui Ocean Center, 192 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma`alaea; 808270-7000; mauioceancenter.com INTERNATIONAL ICE SCULPTING COMPETITION – A weekend of ice sculpting, continued from Saturday’s

TUE - Murray Thorne; Tin Can Comedy w/ Shaggy Jenkins / WED - Willie K; Erin Smith’s Super Fantastic Ladies Night

TUESDAY, NOV 16

ART SOLO EXHIBITION: ELI BAXTER AND JAISY HANLON - Last chance! Ends Nov 12. 10am-4pm. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com MEET THE ARTIST: CHRISTINE HALTON – Every Friday in November. Halton’s eclectic style is based on a combination of fine-line wood burning and the rich pigments of oil paints. 4-7:30pm. Maui Hands, Lahaina, 612 Front St., Ste. D, Lahaina; 808-667-9898; mauihands.com

SEA TALK SERIES: “CANOE VOYAGING WITH HUI O WA‘A KAULUA” - This complimentary series continues with guest speakers Kekai Kapu, Kala Babayan, and Kimokeo “Bully” Kapahulehua, members of Hui O Wa‘a Kaulua (Assembly of the Double-Hulled Canoe), the first sailing academy on Maui. Plus, an update on the long-awaited completion of the 62-foot Mo’okihi O Pi’ilani — Maui’s first and only transoceanic voyaging canoe. Advance reservations are required. Free. 6pm. Maui Ocean Center, 192 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma`alaea; 808-270-7088; mauioceancenter.com

ARTIST IN RESIDENCE DANNY BRADDIX, JR. – Every Thursday in November. Discover a unique point of view when you meet Braddix — wearing his famous purple apron — and watch him paint. 1-4pm. Maui Hands, Paia, 84 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-9245; mauihands.com

SOUNDING JOY MUSIC THERAPY, A BENEFIT CONCERT - World-renowned classical pianist Donna Stoering will perform, in celebration of the statewide “What is Music Therapy? Awareness Campaign.” Stoering, a protégé of the late Sir Georg Solti, is the creator/producer of music programs now shown on the BBC and other networks. Donations. 6:30-8:30pm. Maui Music

“MICROCOSM” BY VALENTIN MIRO – Daily through Dec 8. Opening reception on Nov 13 (7-10pm). See Saturday’s Events for more. Paia Tattoo Parlor, 120 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-8515 / paiatattooparlor@yahoo.com

“HERE, THERE AND BEYOND” A MULTIMEDIA SHOW – Daily through Dec 7. Opening reception Oct 30. Featuring Betty Hay Freeland, Dewitt Jones and Joelle C. Perz. If these artists’ names are name not yet familiar to you — or aren’t already in your collection — discover what you’ve been missing. 5pm. Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com

HO‘OULU: THE INSPIRATION OF HULA - Daily (except Mon & Tue) through Dec 23. A collaboration between the MACC and Hawai‘i State Art Museum,

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TUE - TBA / WED - Evan Almighty

SANSEI - KAPALUA

Free Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am

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Open Mic Night 10 pm

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DJ Slackin 10pm - Close; No Cover

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Roots Judgement 9pm - 12am; No Cover

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Eddie & The Promises 9pm-1am; $3

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Undone Party w/ Q Ross 9pm - 2am; $10

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Soul Lounge 8-10pm

Island Essence w/ DJ Zinn 8-10pm

‘Ohana Groove 10pm

Ladies Night w/ Next Level Entertainment

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TUE - Thirsty Tuesday & Free Karaoke / WED - Free Karaoke

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TIFFANY’S

1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

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505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

TROPICA

2365 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Ka’anapali - 662-2762

WATERCRESS

Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350

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333 Dairy Rd. #101, Kahului - 871-1414

this showcase features hula-inspired and hula-related works from the Art in Public Places Collection. Among what’s included in the exhibit are portraits of loea hula (hula resources) by Photographer Shuzo Uemoto as well as paintings of renowned na kumu hula who have received the Order of Distinction for Cultural Leadership from the State of Hawai‘i. 11am-5pm. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, 1 Cameron Wy., Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org GROUP PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT: “LAST NIGHT’S PARTY” – Daily through January 2. What happens during Maui’s late night hours? Find out at Tiki Lounge’s latest showcase “Last Night’s Party.” Featuring Sean Michael Hower, Jessica Pearl, Brendan Smith, Jack Grace and Justin Orr. South Shore Tiki Lounge, Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-874-6444; southshoretikilounge.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CANOES - Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0937. DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ernie 3 – 5pm, Garrett & Peter 6 – 8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3 – 5pm, Kulewa 6 - 8:30pm; Sat, Mondo 3 – 5pm, Kulwea 6 - 8:30pm; Sun, Mondo 3 – 5pm, Ernie & Miles 6 – 8:30pm; Mon, Tue & Wed, Brian 3 – 5pm, Damien & Edee 6 –8:30pm 130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina, 808-662-2900. HULA GRILL - Thu, Bruddah Larry 11:30am – 1pm, Ernest Pua’a 2 - 4pm, Armadillo 4:15 – 6:15pm, Kulewa 6:30 - 9pm; Fri, Ernest Pua’a 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 - 4pm, 1810 4:15 – 6:15pm, Kawika, Roy & Tarvin 6:30 - 9pm; Sat, Jack Stone 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 – 4pm, 1810 4:15 – 6:15pm, TBA 6:30 - 9pm; Sun, Ron Hetteen 11:30am-1pm; Kawika Lum Ho 2-4pm; 1810 4:15-6:15; Derrick Sebastian Trio 6:30-9pm. Mon, Ernest Pua’a 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 – 4pm, Armadillo 4:15 – 6:15pm, Derrick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30 - 9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 11:30 a.m – 1pm, Jarrett Roback 2 – 4pm, Ernest Pua’a 4:15 – 6:15pm, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30 - 9pm; Wed, Mika Villaren 11:30am – 1pm, Ernest Pua’a 2 - 4pm, Peter DeAquino 4:15 – 6:15pm, Ernest,

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Kanoa of Gomega 10pm-Close; No Cover

MON - Kanoa / TUE - DJ LX / WED- The ADD Twins (All sets 10pm - Close; No Cover)

Slam feat. David Choy

MON-Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz / TUE - Tom Conway; WED - Randall Rospond / Slam w/ David Choy

Karaoke No Cover; 8pm Roy & Tarvin 6:30 - 9pm Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Bldg P, Lahaina, 808-667-6636. LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm 730 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0700. LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Every Fri, The J.D on the Rocks Band 2:30-5pm; Every Sat, JD & Harry 2:30-5pm; Every Sun, Kilohana 2:30-5pm Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J, Ka’anapali, 808-661-4495. LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Every Thu, Classic Rock Thursdays feat. Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Every Thu, Kanikapila w/ Liko Martin 8-10pm; Fri, Kahea ‘o Keola Fundraiser feat. An Den, Manali’i, Josh Tatofi, and Pacific Vibes. Sun, Junior 8-9:30pm; Every Tue, Karaoke w/ Troy; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Every Wed, Sizzling Salsa Nights with DJ music 8pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina, 808-661-0808.

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S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-1011 BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike F 5-9pm; Every Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm 300 Maalaea Rd. #1M, Maalaea, 808-243-2286. BOCALINO - Thu, Gina Martinelli 7:30pm; Fri & Sat, DJ Jay 7:30pm; Tue, Soulful Songs with Curtis Williams; Wed 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-4041. CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm 555 Kaukahi St., Kihei, 808-879-2224. HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Every Thu, Junior Lacuesta; Every Fri & Tue, Rick Glencross; Every Sat, Ryan Robinson & Wolf; Every Wed, Jordan Cudworth. (All Sets 4-8pm.) Sun, Mon & Tue, Karaoke 8pm; Wed, Open Mic 9pm. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E, Kihei, 808-874-1250. KIWI ROADHOUSE - Thu, Dominick 5-7pm, Bad Kitty, 8-11pm; Fri, Mango Pickers 5-7pm, Billy & The Bad Dogs 8-11pm; Sat, Black Powder Blues Band 5-7pm, No Remorse 8-11pm; Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6-9pm.; Wed, Bobby Ingram & Maui Blues 7-10pm. 95 E. Lipoa St., Ste. A101, Kihei, 808-891-8010.

MERRIMAN’S - Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:308:30pm; Mon, Phil & Angela Benoit 6-9pm 1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina, 808-669-6400.

MONSOON INDIA - Every Sat, Romantic Violin & Guitar Duets by Cambria Moss & Ricardo Dioso 6:308:30pm; Every Tue, Hula Honeys 5:30-8:30pm 760 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 808-875-4555.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, Greg DiPiazza 6-8pm; Tue, Ah Tim 5:30-8:30pm 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 808-661-8881.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Willie K Band 7-9pm; Fri, Michael Black & Jon Sanders from Ireland 7-9pm; Sat, Jazz on the Blue 7-10pm; Every Sun, The Celtic Tigers 6-9:30pm; Mon, Jordan & Wolf 7-9pm; Every Tue, Murray Thorne 6:308:30pm; Every Wed, Willie K 7-9pm; Every Wed, Erin Smiths Super Fantastic Ladies Night 9pm. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 808-874-1131.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Every Tue & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Every Sun & Thu, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Sat, Coehlo Morrison 7-9pm; Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm 5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili, 808-669-1500. TIA JUANA’S CANTINA - Wed, Tableside Magic with Brenton Keith 6-9pm 2291 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, 808-667-4080.

PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30 p.m. 34 Wailea Gateway Plaza, Wailea, 808-879-7177.

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SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Every Thu, Erin Smith; Every Fri, Randall Rospond; Every Sat, Tom Conway; Every Sun, Viva La Rumba; Every Mon, Kanoa; Every Tue, Sebrina Barron; Every Wed, Wolf. (All Sets 4-6pm) Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-6444.

AMBROSIA - Every Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm. Every Tue, “Glee” Screening 7pm. Every Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night (this week: “The Goonies”) 1913

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Every Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Every Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Every Sat, Erin Smith 4-6pm; Every Sun, Slam feat. David Choy 5-8pm;

TROPICA - Every Fri, Soul Lounge 8 -10pm; Every Sat, Island Essence feat. DJ Zinn 8-10pm. Westin Maui Resort & Spa, 2365 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Ka’anapali, 808-662-2762.

Every Mon, Tom Cherry and Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm ; Every Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Every Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm, Slam feat. David Choy 9pm-12am; 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, 808-874-3779. TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Live Music Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30pm 2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112, Kihei, 808-875-2910. THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Thu & Fri, Tony 7pm; Sat, Steff Lomeli 7pm; Mon, Cyrus Clark 7pm; Tue, Sammy Rouisse 7pm. Wed, Acoustic Rock. 1945G S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-879-3133. THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., Wailea, 808-875-8080. TRADEWINDS POOLSIDE CAFE - Every Thu, Island Favorites w/ Kawika Lum Ho; Every Fri, Girls Nite Out with Gina Martinelli; Every Sat, Classic Rock with Dominic; Every Sun, Crunch Pups “Uncrunhed”; Every Mon, Jam Session with Bobby Ingram & Friends; Every Tue, Mike and Mark; Every Wed, Steve Sargenti. All no cover. 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-8860.

CENTRAL MAUI CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8pm; Every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:30-8pm.1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului, 808-877-0073. CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY RESTAURANT Every night, Francois on piano; Every Fri & Sat, “Early Late Night” live music until 11pm; Every Sun, Fausto on acoustic guitar during brunch. 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului, 808-873-6555.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI GREEN BANANA CAFE - Every Tue, Thu & Sat, Polynesian Dance Coffee Luau 6pm. 137 Hana Hwy., Paia, 808-579-9130. MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Every Thu, Phil & Angela Benoit 6:30-8:30pm; Every Tue, Open-Mic 6pm. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 808-579-9999. THE HAIKU FOOD EMPORIUM FEATURING OISHI SUSHI - Every Fri, Makana from Upcountry 7-9pm; Every Tue, Ryan - Keyboards from Brooklyn 7-9pm. 824 Kokomo Rd., Ha’iku, 808-575-2770.

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I went so far as to seek out the very best six-string sensei, but not even Tom Conway could help my handsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; sorry state. The only thing I was much good at was trudging up the creaky Bounty steps to their upstairs classrooms (which, for legs worse off than my arms, is saying something). The quartet was wonderful, but their special guest Phillip Proctor stole the show during the second half. A comedic dramatist, Proctor did an hour-long reading based on El Ingenioso Hidalgo Don Quixote de La Mancha by Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, expertly set to music from the 17th century and earlier. (To give you an idea of the tone, the group began conceptualizing the show over dinner with Monty Pythonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s John Cleese, after the 2007 Santa Barbara Guitar Festival, with Cleese starring in the showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s premier last March.) Which all reminds me of another adventure with Nana: a painful stint wherein I was certain I wanted to be an actress. Ever-supportive Nana escorted me all the way to California so I could audition among thousands for one of 30 spots in UCLAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s theater program. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not quite sure who I was kidding. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d never yet been in a play in my life, and needless to say did not get into UCLA. (I did, somehow, get into Santa Cruzâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s theater program, and had I gone, I think I would have made a ďŹ ne Banana Slugâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;ďŹ ve of them, after all, spurt from each of my wrists.) Fortunatelyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;for the good of the world, as much as for meâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;I quickly learned that I am not a performer, but a patron. Perhaps even a patron prodigy. And still a straight-backed bobbing buoy of incorrigible enthusiasm. â&#x2013; 

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Sign Language SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Sleepwalkers engage in a variety of fairly complex activities and wake up completely unaware of ever having done them. Unfortunately, somnambulism isn’t as much of a get-out-of-jail-free card as you might imagine. Although it’s hardly fair to make someone accountable for things they did while asleep, it’s still likely to make those who are potentially vulnerable to those actions feel uncomfortable, and contemplate escape from the situation. Consider this: evading responsibility for your actions, no matter how good your excuse, may help you elude a hassle—but you may also consequently find yourself a bit lonelier, too. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC.21) Going above and beyond the call of duty is expected in a serious relationship (romantic or otherwise). It’s a hallmark of real commitment and intimacy. Failing to come through more than a couple times will provide ample evidence (to some, anyway), that what you have isn’t real (or at least not real enough). This is a tough lesson for Sagittarians, who are used to being unencumbered. However, once you’ve decided to allow someone to depend on you, I hope you have the determination to stick to it, despite the hassle. This week’s challenges should prove edifying, anyway—one way or another. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) You’re not cut out to be “on call.” Of course, if your job requires that kind of thing, you can adapt, but mostly you’re better suited for situations with clear-cut delineations. Either you’re working, or you’re not. Although you’re capable of excelling in a variety of situations, switching gears quickly isn’t your forte. A Gemini thrives on that variety; you suffer through it. Unfortunately, this week is all about your ability to rapidly shift between various different states; your success (and frustration level) is going to rely entirely on how well you pull it off. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Aquarians can hang with the wildest signs in the zodiac, only frequently you take much longer than they do to get to a place where you allow yourself to indulge your most outrageous impulses—sometimes not until it’s too late. Suddenly, you’re dancing on a table with a lampshade on your head, and everyone’s already left the party. Try to take your foot off the brake. By the time you admitted you liked having sex in a tree, it’d be a shame if you were just too old and brittle to actually climb the trees you’d like to fool around in. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) People with oversized senses of entitlement usually get that way because others are unable to communicate and enforce basic boundaries. This is particularly hard to do when dealing with, say, your boss, or someone you want to impress (kicking up a fuss, no matter how justified, rarely impresses). However, by letting someone step all over you, you’re just making the problem worse down the line; the only way to stop the vicious cycle is by drawing a line and forbidding them to step over it, regardless of the (perceived) negative consequences—then stick to your guns. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Life’s not fair. Someone with your exact same job and qualifications might get paid more. Tough shit. Some are born with brains, beauty, and wealth, while others are lucky to score one out of three. That’s life. There’s a place and time for demanding parity—namely, when you have some chance of actually getting it. The rest of the time you’ll just come off as unpleasantly strident, pathetically unrealistic, and childish. This week, your job is to pragmatically determine whether taking a stand or keeping your mouth shut is your best strategy. It’s a trickier distinction than it sounds. If you pick incorrectly, don’t kick yourself. Just learn from the error and move on. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Secrets can be sexy, but once they put someone else in a more than moderately uncomfortable situation, you must come

forward and get everything out in the open. Causing some discomfort, depending on the situation, is a socially acceptable price, one that most of your good friends are probably willing to pay. However, once it starts seriously cutting into their fun, forcing them to lie, be deceitful, or get into sketchy situations, you’ve crossed a line. That may be the case this week. If that’s so, please recognize, acknowledge, and ultimately rectify it— probably by spilling the beans.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Learning a new skill takes time—sometimes years or even decades. Of course, that doesn’t suit you impatient Twins. You’re used to picking up many things quickly, being swift learners. However, there’s just some stuff that takes longer than that, and you’ll probably want to give up long before you really get anywhere. You may decide that’s your best bet anyway, but before you throw in the towel, enlist the advice and aid of someone who’s generally much more stubborn or persistent than you, to see if they can help you stick with it long enough to get somewhere. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) In life there are few guarantees. However, there’s some stuff you can count on. If you continue with that course at school, you will get a degree. If you finish this intensive workout program, you will be in better shape. If you stick with your therapist, you will end up (at least a little) wiser and more emotionally secure. Of course, what happens after that is still anyone’s guess. That degree may not help you get a better job. Your hotter body might not get you laid more often. Your hard-won wisdom could make you ultimately happier, but not necessarily. However, it still seems like going for part of a sure thing is better than gambling on what may be nothing. Please stick with it long enough to find out. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Don’t declare your loyalties too early. You’re generally quick to form an opinion, but stepping up and announcing it right away is probably premature, and potentially embarrassing if new information comes to light down the line. Then you’re forced to choose between being loyal or being reasonable—a no-brainer for other signs but a real challenge for you. If you just keep your mouth shut, you’ll be able to change your mind with far less hassle. I know it’s difficult for you not to put forth your two cents, especially because people have come to expect it from you. However, biting your tongue now will make your just desserts go down much more sweetly later. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) You know a human train wreck or two. You know, the kind of person who’d be more popular, successful, and effective if they’d just shut up more. They have a tendency to dig deeper and deeper holes for themselves with every word they say. Usually, you’re helpless to halt the disaster, but this week you should have the ability to nip things in the bud and keep them from getting too out of control, due to the particular position you’re in, or just plain luck. Go for it. You can’t save them from themselves forever, but rescuing them from at least one or two self-induced catastrophes will still feel good. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) I dreamt you had three different jobs, all connected by a secret tunnel that only you knew about, and you’d go straight from one to the next. Each one was more cramped and unpleasant than the one before. You were probably making a ton of money, but you were working so much I wondered if you ever had time to enjoy it. I woke up hoping that at least this was just a temporary situation, and that soon you’d find a way to make it more tenable in the long-term. Keep this in mind this week: putting yourself through a miserable chapter is acceptable; signing on for an indefinitely miserable situation would be a huge mistake.

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