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CONTENTS

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5 NEWS & VIEWS Gov. Lingle plays the blame game and the County wants to know how to spend your money in Coconut Wireless. A Kauai filmmaker wins a victory for freedom of the press.

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Rob Report tells you to put down the Zippy’s and walk away slowly. A minor decoy sting leads to fleeting praise in LC Watch. Diaper fetishes and chain-smoking welfare moms take over News of the Weird. The other woman fires back in Editor’s Inbox, while Eh

THIS WEEK’S QUESTION Name three non-edible things you can’t live without. Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com Jasper, Alyssa and my central nervous system

Brah! calls out a driving range douche.

12 FEATURE STORY Listen up: four Hawaii women poets share

Calendar Editor/Staff Writer: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com Sharpies, scissors and Dr. Bronner’s magic soap

their powerful words ahead of an appearance

Proofreader: Dina Wilson

14 FOOD & DRINK

Contributors: Jessica Armstrong, Caeriel Crestin, Beau Ewan, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Heather Nicholson, Rob Parsons, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower Art Director: Chris Skiles (808) 281-8975 / chris@mauitime.com Macbook Pro, my dog and my fiancĂŠe

at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center.

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18 FILM CRITIQUES Barry Wurst II says The Hurt Locker is the first great Iraq war movie, while Extract is another deviously dumb Mike Judge gem.

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Gov. Lingle touched down on the Valley Isle this week to address the Maui Native Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce at the Grand Wailea. Her remarks were broad in scope if not vision, and contained a lot of defensive, revisionist rhetoric, typical of a lame duck with an eye on her legacy. Take, for example, this gem: “I think there are few episodes that have been as pathetic in the lack of political leadership as there were in that Superferry situation.” She then went on to point the finger at everyone but herself and to hint at a vague, omnipresent “they” who were responsible for the vessel’s demise, but I’m just going to let that first statement stand alone. And I’m going to agree with it completely… If you care where and how the County spends your money—and of course you should—you can weigh in at a series of 2010-11 budget meetings that Mayor Tavares called “vital” to the process in a recent release. Info can be found on the County Web site (co.maui.hi.us) or by calling the County Budget Office at 270-7855. Or, if you’re too lazy and/or refuse to read anything other than Maui Time, here’s a list of upcoming engagements: September 15, 5:45pm at the Paia Community Center; September 16, 5:30pm at the Velma McWayne Santos Community Center in Wailuku; September 18, 5pm at the Lanai Community Center; September 22, 5:45pm at the Lahaina Civic Center; September 23, 5:45pm at the Mayor Hannibal Tavares Community Center in Pukalani; September 28, 5pm at Helene Hall in Hana; and September 30, 5pm at the Mitchell Pauole Community Center on Molokai… As the toxic fallout from Dowling’s Makena meltdown continues to spread, it looks like at least some of the Maui Prince’s 380 employees may avoid the unemployment line after Texas-based Benchmark Hospitality Management got the go-ahead to take over the foundering hotel from Prince Resorts Hawaii effective September 17. Officials involved in the transition have said kinda-sorta reassuring things, none of which have amounted to a promise to save anybody’s job. But some hope (if that’s the word) is better than none…

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Hey, Lingle brought it up. two of the grocery giant’s other planned Hawaii stores. One store on Oahu whose proposed size was cut in half last year (from two levels and 67,000 square feet to one level and 35,000 square feet, according to a Honolulu Advertiser report) is now in limbo because of issues with construction outfit General Growth Properties. Another Oahu store had to put on the brakes last year because burial sites were uncovered; the company now says that location is slated for a fall 2011 opening. A third Oahu store did open in September 2008 and has sold actual food to actual people. Store manager Larry Hoover told the Advertiser that year one has been an “exciting experience.” Interesting choice of words… Sometimes it’s too easy: The National Hurricane Center christened its 12th storm of the season this week. Unlike her namesake, it appears Tropical Storm Linda won’t do any damage to Hawaii. Both, however, are blowing a lot of hot air. OK, I’ll stop…

NOT LOCAL At the risk of being branded a raving Marxist: Capitalism, for all its merits, is built on a shaky foundation—continuous growth and, by extension, continuous consumption. Because of this, we’ve been taught to equate acquiring stuff with happiness. It’s not a nefarious plot per se; it’s just the system sustaining itself. I bring this up because of the results of a recent Zogby International poll, which found that nearly a quarter of American adults say they’ve

given away more than 10 percent of their possessions “because [they] were no longer needed.” Add that to a mounting pile of evidence showing the economic crisis has led people to reevaluate their lifestyles and consuming habits. Of course, the cynical retort is that this newfound national asceticism is borne of necessity not choice, and that as soon as things pick back up (assuming they do) people will gleefully return to their gluttonous, twoSUVs-and-a-jet-ski ways. That’s a distinct possibility. But while the cliché about the Chinese character for “crisis” being a combination of “danger” and “opportunity” may be bull, the point is well taken… At the risk of being branded a raving Marxist, part two: Whether you marked Labor Day with labor or leisure, it’s worth remembering the holiday is about more than beer, beef and the beach (which, don’t get me wrong, is plenty reason to celebrate). I could try to say it myself, but I think I’ll hand this one off to Abraham Lincoln, a man Republicans, Democrats, Greens, Libertarians and Whigs (yes, they’re back: modernwhig.org) can agree said a couple quotable things in his day: “Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration.” MTW

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Score one for free speech Kauai filmmaker tests Hawaii’s media shield law—and wins sually, we equate free speech with unfettered communication—the right to say what we want, when we want. But sometimes, and just as importantly, it’s about the right to withhold information. Take the case of filmmaker Keoni Alvarez. For the past four years, Alvarez has been compiling footage for a documentary about Native Hawaiian burial rites. That’s a sensitive subject by itself, one rife with

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body…to disclose, by subpoena or otherwise…the source…of any published or unpublished information…[and] any unpublished information.” Given that relatively unambiguous language, Kauai Circuit Court Judge Kathleen Watanabe rightly sided with Alvarez and granted his request for a protective order. As a test case, the decision bodes well for journalists and other disseminators of information who want to use—and test the limits of—the media shield law.

ted, or is about to commit, a crime. Also, if the person has observed the commission of a crime, they may protect their information only if “[t]he interest in maintaining the privilege…outweighs the public interest in disclosure,” or if “[t]he commission of the crime is the act of communicating or providing the information or documents at issue.” Act 210 does protect journalists from

fines or imprisonment for claiming its privileges, meaning they can assert their rights without fear. And that’s what truly free speech is—speech that’s free not only from undue meddling or censorship, but free from fear. MTW

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The right to guard sources is a sacred one in the media, but it’s also been tested many times. Journalists don’t always win, and even when they do, putting up a fight can mean serious consequences. political, cultural and historical landmines, but things got even dicier when Alvarez was pulled into a dispute over the construction of a home on Kauai’s Naue Point. Attorneys for the man building the home, Joseph Brescia, tried to subpoena Alvarez’s interviews and raw footage and to force him to answer questions under oath. That’s when the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) of Hawaii stepped in. Citing Act 210—better known as Hawaii’s “media shield law,” which was passed and signed last year—ACLU lawyers said Alvarez’s unpublished work and confidential sources were off-limits. Specifically, Act 210 protects journalists (defined in a broad sense) against being “required by a legislative, executive, or judicial officer or

“The media shield law can now be confidently asserted by journalists seeking to protect their work,” said ACLU attorney James Bickerton, who represented Alvarez, in a release. Alvarez said the ruling allows him to uphold his integrity, and to maintain credibility with wary subjects. “[Without the shield law], people wouldn’t trust me and I wouldn’t be able to work on really sensitive projects like this one,” he said. The right to guard sources is a sacred one in the media, but it’s also been tested many times. Journalists don’t always win, and even when they do, putting up a fight can mean serious consequences, including jail time. Act 210 does place restrictions on the protections it affords. The law is void if there’s probable cause to suggest the person claiming the privilege has commit-

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We need to change our diets, for our bodies and the planet. But can we give up the Zippy’s fix? et’s face it: fast food rules. In Hawaii, where fish and poi were once the preferred diet of warriors and kings, good nutritional options have long since taken a backseat to the likes of spam musubi, loco moco and corporate franchise Happy Meals. Is it that people don’t know any better, don’t care or are just following their taste buds down the dark road to diabetes, obesity and cancer? National debates over health care reform have revealed the massive influence wielded by insurance companies, pharmaceuticals and HMOs. But those same debates have quickly digressed into political finger-pointing. There has been little discussion of the role our personal choices play in our nation’s deteriorating health. Why is it that 47 countries have longer life expectancies than the U.S.? Enter Food, Inc., a documentary that depicts how our nation’s food supply “is now controlled by a handful of corporations that often put profit ahead of consumer health, the livelihood of the American farmer, the safety of workers and our own environment.” (Maui Film Festival is screening the movie at 5 and 7:30pm, Friday, September 11 at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center’s Castle theater in Kahului.) Co-produced by Fast Food Nation author Eric Schlosser, Food Inc. acts as a sort of prequel to Sicko, Michael Moore’s examination of the failings of our national health system. According to its press kit, Food Inc. “illustrates the dangers of a food system controlled by powerful corporations that don’t want you to see, to think about or to criticize how our food is made.”

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f it’s true that “you are what you eat,” why do we keep consuming fried, fatty over-processed and genetically modified foods, which we wash down with sodas sweetened with high fructose corn syrup and aspartame? Is there some diabolical chemical additive that seduces our stomachs and hypnotizes our sense of reason, over-ruling our better judgment and bringing us back to the same feed trough again and again? Even Time magazine recently published a report titled “Getting real about the high price of cheap food.” It meanders through revelations of animal feed-

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lot pollution and outbreaks of antibioticresistant bacteria, government-subsidized industrial farm operations supplanting small farmers, nutrition loss and fuel costs associated with long-distance shipping and the widespread impacts of chemical fertilizers and pesticides. The article ends with rationales for locally produced and organic foods, reminding us that “we have the chance to choose better food three times a day.” Those choices, however, may not always

hose in attendance—an Upcountry produce delivery service owner, a Maui representative of Edible Hawaiian Islands magazine, Warren Watanabe, wearing his new farm bureau Maui Locovore t-shirt—were members of the choir. Barely a ripple was made where an entire wave of consciousness is needed to shift people’s shopping and eating habits. On another battlefront, local farmers are imperiled by Gov. Lingle’s drastic proposed

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“[Gov. Lingle’s] message is very clear,” a local farmer told me, “to hell with local agriculture.” be as easy as the corporate food alternatives. Driving home from town on Friday night, I stopped for my fossil fuel fix at a Paia gas station. My refillable water bottle on empty along with my tank, I perused the chiller cases. The choices were shockingly unhealthy—beer, soda, energy drinks, sugar-filled iced teas and water in plastic bottles. I left without buying anything, reminiscing about days gone by when one could buy an ice-cold Haiku Juice, with the colorful paper label wrapped around the metal can, at Nagata Store for 65 cents. On Saturday morning we did our own part for the Slow Food movement by shopping at the Eddie Tam farmer’s market. Two mornings later, after a quick Labor Day trip to the beach, I commenced chopping local produce—red cherry tomatoes, Kula onions, Waipoli hydroponic watercress, backyard arugula, carrots, Irene Mina’s sunflower sprouts and a perfect avocado. Tossing all the ingredients together with a little homemade dressing, we headed down to the healthy potluck on the lawn in front of Baldwin High School. There, while George Kahumoku Jr. strummed his slack key guitar, folks gathered as one of more than 300 communities nationwide supporting Slow Food USA’s Time For Lunch National Eat-in. The goal was to build awareness and send a clear message to Congress: children need real, nutritious food at school. Signatures were added to petitions calling for lawmakers to pass a new Child Nutrition Act. President Obama, meanwhile, delivered a pep talk at a Virginia high school, calling for kids to take responsibility for their education. The rational nexus would be that proper nutrition is conducive to mental acuity and physical stamina, and that healthy kids grow up to be successful adults. But despite the Hawaiian music and free food, the Slow Food event was exactly that—slow.

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cuts to Department of Agriculture inspectors and Plant Quarantine Branch personnel. It’s a move that some have equated to “playing chicken” with labor unions who fought Lingle’s furloughs. Attendees at last week’s Senate hearing at Maui Waena School stood in unified opposition to Lingle’s cuts. State workers, invasive species specialists and farmers laid out the gloomy scenario of longer delays for shipments of agricultural products and increased risks of invasive diseases and pests that could wipe out local production. Meanwhile Lingle, speaking Friday at the Native Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce meeting in Wailea, stumped for new telescope projects on both Mauna Kea and Haleakala summits, touting up to 100 new construction jobs. One local farmer bemoaned the twisted logic of what Lingle refers to as the “new economy,” and her pushing for a handful of jobs while more than a thousand jobs could be lost from the closing of certified nurseries. “Her message is very clear,” he wrote to me, “to hell with local agriculture.” We are an island community that lined up outside the new Zippy’s in Kahului, that totes boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts on plane trips to Oahu, that by and large is more attached to a nostalgic “birthright” to local junk food than in switching to healthful alternatives. But Robert Kenner, director/producer of Food Inc., reminds us that things can change. “We did it before,” says Kenner, referring to the battle against tobacco companies. “We have to influence the government and readjust these scales back into the interests of the consumer.” In the end, our health and welfare— both as individuals and communities— depends upon embracing new ways to feed ourselves. MTW

“We did everything we could,” Brian Hubin, a manager with Lahaina Petroleum LLC, told the LC Adjudication Board at the September 3 hearing. A lot of people who come before the board say that, but in this case it actually seemed to be the truth. On March 8, a 19-year-old minor decoy entered the Paia Shell station, took a bottle of Heineken out of the cooler and walked up to the register. Without asking for ID, the cashier sold the decoy the alcohol. It’s a familiar story, one that’s been repeated countless times in the LC’s chambers. Often, the cashier is under-trained, or the store’s ID-checking procedure is incomplete or nonexistent. Not so here. Hubin said all employees are required to sign a zero tolerance policy every time they show up to work. On top of that, the company has contracted We Card, a third party program that conducts random ID checks. Lahaina Petroleum rewards employees who pass the test with a $25 bonus, and fires employees who don’t. The boardmembers were visibly impressed. They asked questions about We Card and lauded Hubin for going the extra mile. It was pretty surreal, actually. Then we all left the room, the board deliberated for a few minutes and issued a $2,000 fine, half of it suspended. While accepting his punishment, Hubin asked, politely, why workers aren’t subject to penalties (aside, of course, from usually getting fired), even when they’ve clearly failed to follow a rigorous policy. Director Frank Silva said that matter would have to be taken up in rulemaking, and some boardmembers, including Glenn Kunitake and Jason Medeiros, got defensive.

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After being showered with praise moments before, Hubin was suddenly just another scofflaw daring to question the LC’s policies and authority. And thus order was restored.

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[ News of the Weird ] ILLEGAL? DEPENDS… A woman offering child-care services in Melbourne, Fla., was dismayed to learn in August that a scam pulled on her by a diaper-wearing man in his 40s was not illegal. A man called her, on behalf of his disabled adult “brother,” who has a mental age of 5 and poor bladder control, and she began assisting him in her home during the day for $600 a week. She was later outraged to learn that the “brother” was really the caller and was actually normal (except for his perversion). However, as Brevard County Sheriff’s officials told Florida Today, since the woman consented to changing diapers and was fully paid for her services, they were unable to charge the man with a crime.

ONE SICK PUPPY Uganda’s independent national newspaper, The Daily Monitor, reported in May the arrest of hunter Nathan Awoloi, who was accused of forcing his wife to breastfeed his five puppies after their mothers, who were essential to his occupation, were killed. When Awoloi was released on bond, Caroline Odoi, Ugandan coordinator for the ActionAid International anti-poverty agency, led protests demanding his re-arrest because of evidence that one of Mrs. Awoloi’s own babies, who was nursing at the same time as the puppies, died of symptoms that resembled rabies. Police said the investigation was continuing.

PEST CONTROL Admitted gang member Alex Fowler, 26, of Jasper, Texas, was arrested in July and charged with an attempted home-invasion robbery that went bad. Tough-guy Fowler, who has the words “Crip for Life” tattooed on his

neck, was chased from the house by the 87-year-old female “victim” pointing a can of Raid insect repellant at him, threatening to spray.

UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES Hong Kong’s largest political party, the Democratic Alliance for Betterment and Progress, said it was only trying to alert vulnerable women in August when it publicized a list of shopping mall locations in which females ascending stairs or escalators are particularly susceptible to having “upskirt” photographs taken surreptitiously by cell phone cameras. A spokesman said that perverts probably already knew about the locations.

NO F#$%ING WAY! A study by psychology researchers at Britain’s Keele University in July showed that people who swear in response to a danger are better able to endure pain than those who use milder language.

SENSELESS ENTITLEMENT Theresa Winters, 36, who lives in Luton, England, with her unemployed boyfriend, Toney Housden, is pregnant (and chainsmoking) with her 14th child (his 12th) and remains totally dependent on public assistance, which officials estimate has totaled “millions” of pounds. Social workers recently removed the kids still living with her (five were born with disabilities), and Winters defiantly told The Sun in July that, if they also take away her 14th in November, she and Housden will just keep making more until she gets one to keep. Housden said he would “love” to go to work, but only for “the right reasons” (specifically, not, he said, to earn money for family counseling because that is the government’s responsibility). MTW

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[ Editor’s Inbox ] I say bull to the editor’s assertion that insurance companies are at the root of our national health care problems [Coconut Wireless, September 13]. Are governmentlicensed corporations the guilty ones because they bribe legislators? Or are the legislators taking the bribes the guilty ones? Maybe it’s the electorate, the people, who continue to vote in bribable crooks. The voters have cared so little and paid so little attention to their government, and the structure of the civilization they live within, that there seems to be no other path for them but to become wards of the state. Ultimately this is because people don’t think for themselves. Most have no considered moral compass and don’t have a concept of how they should be treated, or haven’t cared how human beings ought to be treated. You get what you pay for and the American people have bought themselves ever encroaching, ever domineering multiple echelons of government. Good luck citizens!

I’M EVERY OTHER WOMAN Ha! I have had dozens of married men on this island. Not one single one ever turned me down. Just cuz a man has huli huli at home, doesn’t mean he doesn’t like a spam musubi or two when it is staring him in the face at the quickie mart.

ter/niece how to swing and drive a ball. At first I thought it was really cute. Then she made a bad swing and you hit her and yelled at her and belittled her. Just what are you trying to teach this young girl? How

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mentally abuse her own children some day? How to hate the game of

Does Ron Pitts crack himself up while he draws the Eh Brah! illustrations? This pic is great! Look at the detail: stretch marks and cellulite. The piggy tattoo! The skank beer! Also, the inspiration of a centipede! And what do we make of the penis-shaped candle burning the ass of the other wahine?

golf? I’m sure she had a great time that day, brah.

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I was glad to read Rob Parsons’s recent Rob Report about Operation Green Harvest [“Unfriendly skies,” August 20]. As a registered nurse, I find it appalling that funds have been unavailable for a medical helicopter to transport those in need of emergency care, yet exorbitant amounts are spent on choppers to play pakalolo detective. WTF?!

So the problem is, this wahine is going to hook up with your husband once or twice, and then move on [Eh Brah!, September 13]? So the problem isn’t that she is going to destroy your happy home, the problem is that your husband would dip his stick and you wouldn’t like it? In fact, the problem isn’t this moldy wahine. The problem is that your husband is so uncommitted to you that he would fall for that kind of thing.

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IN THEIR OWN WORDS Four Hawaii poets bring modern mele oli to Maui ral tradition and the creative power of women are two enduring aspects of Hawaiian culture. Both will converge this Friday, September 11, at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center, when four female poets will share the stage and their mele oli (literally, chants unaccompanied by an instrument). “This is the first time on Maui that multiple generations of Hawaiian women poets will be brought together,” says Hokulani Holt, Cultural Programs Director at the MACC. The youngest of the group, 19-year-old award-winning slam poet Jamaica Osorio, recently read at the White House for President Obama (watch her chicken skin-inducing performance on YouTube). Joining Osorio will be Puanani Burgess, Mahealani PerezWendt and Tamara Wong-Morrison, each a luminary in her own right. We asked these four women to share a bit about their relationship with poetry and Hawaii, and to offer a favorite poem.

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MAHEALANI PEREZ-WENDT WHAT DOES POETRY MEAN TO YOU? I think of poems as dream catchers. The momentary impulse that inspires a poem can sipate. A good poem captures the revelatory nuance of a moment before that moment

WHAT DOES HAWAII MEAN TO YOU? Hawaii is my homeland. I was born and raised here, and can trace my genealogy back many generations. My love of Hawaii is as someone whose people have lived, loved and died here over countless generations.

SELECTED POEM: “Hawaiian Mother” You should know The sea turtle’s spawn: The girl who rode Their winged forms, Their hard-horned shells Astride the plash and foam Of Kuhio Bay. She was consecrated In that place: Knew the winnowing fish, Shells, limu, the tides, And all her days Called oean home. When moon signaled She trekked with Her father, A holy man, The path of fiery embers. At the cauldron They prayed long, Gave thanks, Left offerings. I won’t pretend She was pure native And unspoiled — She knew the English standard And in her younger days Jazz, the Dorsey bothers, Other gentlemen. Later she developed an edge From hard times, But I believe She had what she needed To endure:

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WHAT DOES POETRY MEAN TO YOU? Poetry is the ability to see inside and outside at the same time— undivided and whole. WHAT DOES HAWAII MEAN TO YOU? Hawaii means home to me: ancestral, physical, intellectual, political and artistic. SELECTED POEM: “Choosing My Name” When I was born my mother gave me three names: Christanbelle, Yoshie, and Puanani Christanbelle was my “English” name, My social security card name, My school name, The name I gave when teachers asked me for my “real” name A safe name Yoshie was my home name My everyday name, The name that reminded my father’s family That I was japanese, even though My nose, hips, and feet were wide, The name that made me acceptable to them Who called my Hawaiian mother kuroi (black), A saving name Puanani is my chosen name My piko name connecting me back to the `aina And the kai and the po`e kahiko My blessing, my burden, My amulet, my spear.

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Jamaica Heolimeleikalani Osorio with President Barack Obama at the White House.

Dreams of blue water, Prismatic rain; The green turtles’ song, Their prayers for healing; The stars’ divinations, Prophetic moon; The great sacred mountain, Natal river of fire; Earth’s verdure, Its Eden; Spirit guardians of Night, The One Light.


TAMARA WONG-MORRISON WHAT DOES POETRY MEAN TO YOU? Poetry has the power to change our world. My Hawaiian ancestors say, “I ka olelo ola, i ka olelo make,” the word is life, the word is death—it can positively create or absolutely destroy. Ultimately, poetry is a healing art, even if the poetry is more of a rant and tinged with rage; it is catharsis and cleansing. I’ve been writing poetry since the 1970s when I was an environmental activist on Kauai (Ohana ‘o Maha‘ulepu). My early poems started as warnings, “Beware, a strange wave has washed upon the rocks…” and have become more incisive, sharp and sarcastic over the years, “I like sign up for the nation that going give whatever get to the Hawaiians with the most Hawaiian blood first…” My poems should educate by showing others another point-of-view. WHAT DOES HAWAII MEAN TO YOU? Hawaii is one of the sacred spots on this planet. Sacred places sustain us by simply being untouched by humans. Some of our mountains are still sacred, but most of our shorelines are wasted. I trekked in the Himalayas and saw Everest from a distance, then thought about all the mountain-climbing trash left there: the empty oxygen tanks, the dead bodies, the plastic water bottles! Humans do not need to go to sacred places; we should enjoy them from a distance. Hawaii is already overpopulated, we cannot sustain anymore humans; the Aloha is endangered. SELECTED POEM: “Maha‘ulepu” Sand dunes reach up Trying to touch Ha‘upu mountain. Far away society seems For the quiet of crashing waves wash away all memory. Here or there A beer bottle to remind you, But still beautiful. Wind, rain, sea And plantation have carved you Naked, helpless Desirable to developer. Washed on your pebbled shore A doomed vessel turned on its side, Nails rust in salt air, An example of things to come. Your cliffs overhang the reef Where blue uhu look ono swimming about. The pine trees cling to your sides And tangle their hair of branches with sand. Your caves, known to few; The Kipu kai ranch over the range, And an old Filipino man with his bamboo pole, Watch out compadre, The changing times as the tides Can drown you in its undertow

SELECTED POEM: “My last painful prayer” I woke up this morning wondering If by some masochistic twist I slit my wrist Would it taste like grandma’s kiss Would my veins spur of a broken bloodline Born from a tempered woman’s volcanic spit Would I A decedent of kamehameha and cook Find a way for papa and wakea to defray my pigment deficient skin Or would my wounds long for adam and eves olive leave bandages Because I woke up this morning feeling torn Broken and foreign Worn by my woven shoes and tangled roots I woke and realized my view of truth was skewed On the 18th of may I celebrate the day I was born 10 skin shades softer then my history I wanted SOO BADLY to be Hawaiian And so I allowed myself to be miserable Forcing my tongue to fit Able to born native language spit To Fill the cracks in my accent

My grandmother once told me To pay homage and respect to your past is honorable But at some point your neck will ache from you fear to look straight Jamaica If you ever want to live You have to forgive My grandmother tried to show me a path honorable enough to take She prayed her way back to life And I tried to bring myself into a church without feeling like I was linching my history or burning my ancestors but Every time I step into a church I feel like Im hanging and swaying what do you do when its painful to pray When enlightenment and dishonor smolder the same Like my grandmothers pride burning at the stake The day the missionaries came And somehow I found her praying to my demons the next day

i’m confused But I’ve always admired my WHAT DOES POETRY MEAN TO YOU? grandmother’s Poetry saved my life. It’s the reason I’m at Stanford, it’s how I’ve learned to completely accept myself and it’s ability to live Even shackled, given me more opportunities than I would have ever imagined in my wildest dreams. broken and restricted WHAT DOES HAWAII MEAN TO YOU? She still finds a Being from Hawaii has had a huge impact on the person I have become. I am very proud of my roots and I way to lift her try my best to keep them clean and strong while I am away, but it’s hard being away from my rock, my soil. hands in prayer Sometimes I feel like I cannot grow properly in a concrete jungle like California. And I know plenty people to forgive And I tried to think Oahu is a concrete jungle, but it’s even more the mindset of being on the Mainland [that’s] hard for follow her path me. I can’t imagine what kind of person I would be today if I was raised in California rather than Hawaii. But I know I rather be Hawaiian than Christian Trying to mold my voice to sound Rather write poems than the way my ancestors did scriptures Memorize songs instead of I spent my youth tracing roots prayes downright and backwards I rather have my histories by 18 I realized approval than the bibles I had forgotten what forwards looked like So today I’m relearning how to see but whenever i become sure Because the salt water I spent of this i remember years sifting through trying to my grandmother find the key to my history someWho found some sort of how blinded me inner balance that i dont understand but grandmas tears were supposed to can’t help but admire heal me And even though I might But they don’t pass as easily as have been taught her prayer you’d think to their god is betrayal And her kisses felt a lot less like I’ve grown to learn presences and more like Love is more rewarding than Emptiness pride And so No matter how I’ve never felt so broken after an detached my grandmothers embrace values are from my history that I wanted to actually retrace and attached to her church Her love and approval myself ALWAYS COME FIRST back to a pre touched state

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marinated in the Cherry Wheat Ale they were later served with. Every bite drove me to sip the Cherry Wheat, and every sip begged for another bite of ribs. The dinner is over, but all the special Sam Adams beers are still available for $3.50 a bottle: the Summer Ale, a lemony wheat that’s refreshing enough for salads yet strong enough for pau hana; the Cherry Wheat, great with spicy foods; the Blackberry Whitbier, a sweeter brew; and the Black Lager, which surprised me the most—the deep black color gives the impression of a stout, but it’s light and smooth like the lager it is. Try one—or try ’em all. MTW

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Gridiron grinds As football season kicks off, so do a ton of drinking and dining options ootball season is upon us, and that means impressive opportunities for eating and drinking. Maui Brewing Co. in Kahana will feature a Sunday breakfast while showing the NFL package on their 9 big screens TVs, with some creative items like breakfast pizza, breakfast sliders and the “nasty moco,” which features their homemade three-beer chili over two eggs any style and a Maui Cattle Company burger on a bed of steamed rice. Of course you can wash it down with one of their tasty brews (my favorite: Mana Wheat). Diamonds Ice Bar and Grill in Azeka Mauka Kihei boasts an omelette bar—pick your own veggies and meat and they’ll make it right there. While you’re at it, grab a mimosa. Moose McGillycuddy’s is an option for Kihei or Lahaina folks; their breakfast menu is huge and so are the portions. Their muffins are a family favorite, as is their fried rice. If this is your spot, join the touchdown club: wear your team gear and when your squad scores six you can

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Going his own way Mick Fleetwood talks blues, balls and getting beamed up on Star Trek

h my God! You are well informed,” laughs Mick Fleetwood when I ask about his wooden balls. Really? I figured it was a standard topic. Fleetwood is, after all, seen displaying the precariously hung pair on the cover of the 10th best-selling album of all time: Fleetwood Mac’s 1977 release, Rumours. In the black-and-white photo, the legendary drummer assumes a Captain Morgan-like stance—toilet chain balls proudly dangling from his belt, a dewy Stevie Nicks draped over his leg. A few minutes into our conversation, I grasp Fleetwood’s style: effortless, humble, carefully informative and surprisingly unpretentious. He’s gracious with his rolling anecdotes and seems to enjoy telling them with humorous tonal inflections. Take, for example, the history of his wooden balls. “The original, original ones I do not have—but the ones that I have are very, very old. I won’t say they’re as old as me. But—it starts getting into X-rated commentary here—my balls are quite old.” Fleetwood confirms that the original pair were “lavatory chains.” Though we’re conversing over the phone, I imagine him pantomiming the vandalism as he narrates: “I came out—and I must admit I had a couple of glasses of English ale—and came out of the toilet with these, I ripped them off the—you know, I was very destructive—I ripped them off the toilet and had them hanging down between my legs.” As for what happened to those originals—the “juju” good luck charm he never performs (specifically) Fleetwood Mac shows without? “I lost them at a gig,” he says. “Eventually somewhere they got ripped off.” After that, he visited a carpenter to get a replacement set. “In truth, I started off as a blues player. The whole ethic of a lot of blues music is slightly suggestive, might I say. And suitably, I walked out on stage with these two lavatory chains with these wooden balls hanging down, and after that it just stuck. “Now that we’ve talked about my balls, let’s talk about the evening we’re going to be having.”

air enough. That “evening” would be two upcoming gigs, benefits for Hospice Maui. “It should be a lot of fun and really I’m drawing on players that are part of two bands that I have,” says Fleetwood. “The Mick Fleetwood Band— which is basically The Mick Fleetwood Blues Band. Rick Vito, my old partner from Fleetwood Mac, is gonna be there and Lenny Castellanos on bass and Mark Johnstone. It’s sort of a cross blend—Eric Gilliom and Gretchen Rhodes from the Island Rumours band [and] Barry Flanagan of HAPA, a great friend, incredible vocalist and an unbelievably talented guitar player. They’re people that I’ve met

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love with being here.” Even with all his aloha for the Valley Isle, in the midst of a world tour with Fleetwood Mac, two Maui gigs might seem like more work for a man that needs none. “I’m basically someone that loves to play and perform” says Fleetwood. “So we should have some musical sparks happening—it’s definitely a rocking night, if nothing else.” Naturally, our chat is heavily influenced by his passion for blues. “Once a blues player, always a blues player,” he says simply. I prod the topic of the digital age of music—his take is that while “the downside is certainly on the business

Mick marches to his own drum. and really admire as players and as singers and as writers here in Hawaii, and I’m vested in that and increasingly trying to become part of [the] rich musical heritage of Hawaiian music. “I’d love to think that as the years tick by I’m really part of something that can be vibrant and meaningful in terms of being a proper citizen of the Hawaiian Islands,” he continues. “Specifically here on Maui. And that’s the way I’ve always thought, from the time I stepped off the plane, probably about 1973. I just fell in

level, things have changed a lot,” creatively and in the industry. Ultimately, he feels it’s been a boost of sorts, and “a reminder that we are blessed as musicians [to] go out and do what we did in the first place. What we have done is go out and play and no one can take that away.” leetwood left school at the age of 15 to pursue a career in music, a move he credits to his “two wonderful parents” who supported both he and his sisters in their pursuit of arts.

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Mick Fleetwood Upcoming Gigs: Fri., Sept. 11, 9pm at Stella Blues Cafe, Kihei, $25 advance/$30 door, 874-3779; Sun., Sept. 13, sunset at Royal Lahaina Resort, $35 advance /$40 door, 661-3611 One of his sisters provides a link to what I (and any other Trekkie worth the Starfleet emblem on her chest) really want to know about: his guest alien appearance on Star Trek: The Next Generation. “You want to know how I got that?” Fleetwood laughs. I salivate with anticipation, as if over the gooey vermicula his Antedean character devours in the episode in question, “Manhunt.” “[A]n agent phoned me up and said we’ve got this little part on The Next Generation,” he says. “And I forget the name of the chap, but the chap with the bald head, was a friend of my sister, the English actor…” he trails with a rare pause. “Patrick Stewart?!” I pipe with dorky glee. “Yeah,” says Fleetwood, “he was a great friend of my sister Susan. [They] went to acting school together. “So I have a beard, as you know,” Fleetwood continues, before I excitedly interject, confessing to knowing all about how he had to shave it off for the full, fish-like makeup and prosthetics. “Right,” he continues, “so I only had like three or four lines, so I said, ‘Look, you know, I’d love to do it, [but] I’m going to play hardball here: as long as you can guarantee me—I’ve always wanted to beam down or beam up, it doesn’t matter which. So I got to beam down onto the starship and I’m still there, apparently, as the Antedean, on Deck D, in jail.” So Mick Fleetwood’s alien character is permanently in the brig of the starship Enterprise. And in real life, he’s a downto-earth dude who, through his decades of cosmic fame and beyond-extensive travel of planet Earth, has come to call Maui “absolutely” home, passionately enough to grace us Mauians with two star-packed gigs amidst his Fleetwood Mac world tour, balls and all. Speaking of which: “Maybe I should have a couple of coconuts hanging down—who knows?” MTW

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Rated R/131 min. Of all the directors to make a comeback after years out of the spotlight, there is no one who deserves it more than Kathryn Bigelow. Bigelow (Point Break, Strange Days, Blue Steel) is the only female action movie director with a large, consistently great body of work. Her best films are ultra-violent, richly stylish and always exciting, but a number of flops took away her clout and her visibility dimmed. Her latest stars Jeremy Renner as a soldier in Iraq who’s sent out to defuse deadly improvised explosive devices. Bigelow takes a fresh approach to the Iraq war: instead of fashioning a preachy, heavy-handed rant, she’s made an action movie, plain and simple, documenting the day-to-day encounters of U.S. soldiers who walk away shaken, adrenalized or not at all from the horrors

they witness. From the first frame, a quote citing war as a drug, Bigelow dives into the notion that soldiers with a letsget-’em bravado will fare better than those in a constant state of fear. It may not make for a typically somber Hollywood film, but this is far more authentic, thought provoking and complex than other, more overtly political films on the same subject. The ending is so gung-ho patriotic, some may have a hard time with it, but it

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exploits of the ultra-stupid Beavis and Butthead or nailing the horrors of dimwit bosses and the barely contained rage that lies in the next cubicle in Office Space, the plots of Judge’s TV shows and films have always taken a backseat to his affectionately drawn characters. Extract has only the slightest story, about how the owner of a vanilla extract plant (Jason Bateman) plots an affair with an attractive new employee (Mila Kunis) while going to outrageous lengths to keep his marriage afloat. The characters work because they’re recognizable: David Koechner is perfect as the irritating neighbor who’s so nice, you just can’t tell him off; J.K. Simmons is a deadpan wonder as the factory head who has too much contempt to learn anyone’s name; Ben Affleck steals every scene he’s in as a druggie bartender; and Bateman, playing a man as flawed as he is likable, finds a lot of truth by not trying too hard. MTW

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FILMCAPSULES Maui Film Festival Candlelight Cinema FOOD, INC. - PG - Documentary - An expose on the fundamental transformation of food production—massive, overstuffed feed farms, genetically modified produce— in the name of economics and convenience. The point is we’ve created an ultimately unsustainable system with supermarkets full of food-like products with diminished nutritional merit. 94 min.

New This Week 9 - PG13 - Animation - Tim Burton directs this feature-length animation, based on Shane Acker’s short film about a post-apocalyptic, Homo sapien-free world where rag dolls come to life and battle evil machines who threaten to destroy all civilization. 79 min. SORORITY ROW - R - Thriller - A remake of the 1983 thriller, ‘The House on Sorority Row,’ the story follows sorority sisters who cover up the death of one of their own, only to by stalked during graduation year (along with their boyfriends) by a serial killer who threatens to reveal the truth. 102 min. TYLER PERRY’S I CAN DO BAD ALL BY MYSELF - PG13 - Comedy - Aunty April (Taraji P. Henson), a lounge singer, drinks heavily and lives off of her married boyfriend. Wanting little to do with her delinquent niece and two little nephews recently charged under her care, she starts to reassess her lifestyle when an intriguing young Mexican man moves into her basement. 113 min. UH WARRIOR FOOTBALL @ WASHINGTON STATE - Check out the University of Hawaii football games for $10 a pop. This Saturday, UH at Washington State—beginning what is to be the Warrior’s longest road game stretch in 45 years. WHITEOUT - R - Thriller - The long Antarctic winter is rapidly closing in and U.S. Marshal Carrie Stetko (Kate Beckinsale) is running short on time to investigate a mysterious murder--the continent’s first. 96 min.

Now Showing (500) DAYS OF SUMMER - PG13 - Romance - The lovey-dovey story of hip indie boy meets hip indie girl. Said boy (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is a pie-in-the-sky romantic who endlessly courts said girl (Zooey Deschanel), who doesn’t share his fireworks idea of amore. 95 min. ADAM - PG13 - Romance - Hugh Dancy plays the handsome Adam, a captivating character with Asperger’s Syndrome, who is drawn out of his lonely, sheltered life by beautiful new neighbor, Beth (Rose Byrne). Introducing him to her vibrant, cosmopolitan world their awkward-at-first relationship blossoms into a beautifully uncommon one. 2009 winner of Sundance’s Alfred P. Sloane Award. 99 min. ALL ABOUT STEVE - PG13 - Comedy Bullock goes blonde and on a blind date with a cable news cameraman (Bradley Cooper). She’s love-struck to the point of obsession and lands in news story-related danger. 98 min. THE COVE - PG13 - Documentary - Winner of the Audience Award at the 2009 Maui Film Festival (among a slew of other prestigious accolades), this Jim Clark production follows remorseful former dolphin trainer Richard O'Barry on his sometimes-clandestine mission to end Japan’s killing of dolphins. 92 min. DISTRICT 9 - R - Sci-Fi - Aliens abandon two million of their ill-tempered “prawns” in Johannesburg, South Africa, and humans quickly resign them to a reservation of sorts. The leaderless extraterrestrial hive sees fast deterioration to slum-like conditions, and a buffoon bureaucrat earthling (Sharlto Copley) attempts to rectify the situation by making them move camp. Who knew South African writer/director Neill Blomkamp (in his directorial debut) could offer such entertainting commentary on apartheid by way of outer-space aliens? 102 min. EXTRACT - R - Comedy - See this week’s Film Critiques. 91 min. FINAL DESTINATION 4 - R- Horror - Nick O’Bannon (Bobby Campo) has a bloody premonition that he and his friends will die in a horrible accident at the racetrack. He acts on intuition, convincing his honey bunny and friends to come with him, and they do indeed

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skirt death. However, happily-ever-after it is not, as all seem bound to a greusome fate six feet under. 96 min. GAMER - R - Sci-Fi - The year is 2034, and mind-control technology is all the rage. The latest controversial installment, ‘Slayer’--a FPS game created by evil billionaire recluse, Ken Castle (Michael C. Hall)--uses human prisoners as avatars in massive death matches controlled by online gamers. Kable (Gerald Butler), forcibly imprisoned and made to fight against his will, has achieved hero status by surviving 27 games while controlled by young hotshot, Simon (Logan Lerman). If Kable survives 30 games, he wins his freedom. Hmm... Think he’ll take the revenge-less route or rage against the machine? 95 min. G-FORCE - G - Animation - Zack Galifiankis and Will Arnett are among the cast members supplying voices to a squad of guinea pigs who have been sent on a mission to stop an evil billionaire from taking over the world. 86 min. [Kate Bradshaw] G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA - PG13 Action - A super-elite team of international military operatives battle the evildoer organization Cobra, with high tech weapons the likes of which you probably never dreamed of while playing with your Hasbro toys in the sandbox. This flashy new rendition’s sandy battlefield is, not surprisingly, a North African desert. 120 min. HALLOWEEN 2 - R- Horror - Michael Myers’s (Tyler Mane) little sister, Laurie (Scout Taylor-Compton), just never gets a break. The movie picks up where the last one left off: at the Haddonfield General Hospital, where a bloodbath ensues as Michael slaughters everyone in his path. Fast forward to the anniversary of the killings, and haunted Laurie is again visited by her big bro. 101 min. HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE - PG - Fantasy - Go ahead and throw at me all the popcorn you please, but I really do love these movies. Harry, in his sixth year at Hogwarts, embarks on his darkest adventure yet. Dumbledore (cherish him) nudges Slughorn back out of retirement to take the Potions position while Snape gets his dream gig in Defense Against the Dark Arts. Ron rocks at Quidditch, Ginny grows bolder and Hermione harnesses her emotions. 133 min. THE HURT LOCKER - R - Drama - See this week’s Film Critiques. 131 min. INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS - R- Drama - True to his cinema lust style, director Quentin Tarantino brings us a WWII flick that’s all multigenre infused fantasy—but supposedly even enjoyable for the die-hard historian, despite creative-license inaccuracies. Brad Pitt plays Lt. Aldo Raine, leader of “The Basterds,” a guerilla group who revengefully scalp Nazi’s in an effort to strike fear into the hearts of the Third Reich. 149 min. JULIE & JULIA - PG13 - Comedy - Writer/director Nora Ephron intertwines the lives of famed TV chef Julia Child (Meryl Streep) and at-wits-end New York professional Julie Powell (Amy Adams), in a two-scoop adaptation of their respective bestselling memoirs. Things get tastily tricky when Powell, on the eve of her 30th birthday, embarks on a mission to tackle all 524 recipes in Child’s ‘Mastering the Art of French Cooking’. 123 min. PONYO - G - Animation - Think anime-styled ‘Pinocchio’ meets ‘The Little Mermaid’, by Japanese writer/director Hayao Miyazaki. A goldfish who longs to be a little girl sneaks away from her father (a pollution-battling wizard of the deep). When she finds the shore, she’s instantly smitten with a boy named Sosuke, and turns herself into the girl she’s always wanted to be—using a drop of the boy’s blood and some internal goldfish magic. 101 min. SHORTS - PG - Family - A magic rainbow colored rock hurdles from the heavens, hitting 11 year-old Toe Thompson (Jimmy Bennett) in the noggin and subsequently rocking his world. As might happen when a little boy has at his disposal a wish-granting implement, the town is overrun with gargantuan boogers and alligator armies—which isn’t quite so bad as when the adults catch wind and covet the rock for their own. 89 min. TAKING WOODSTOCK - R - Comedy - Director Ang Lee again mixes it up, this time telling the tale of Elliot Tiber (Demetri Martin) who—in an effort to save his family’s motel business—invites a high-profile concert into his backyard after promoters lose their permit in a neighboring town. The result: lots of mud, a little granola, grossly inadequate restroom facilities and one of the world’s most historic concerts. 121 min. THE TIME TRAVELER’S WIFE - PG13 - Romance - Seemingly devised especially for geeky girls like me, the plot circles around a debonair Chicago librarian (Eric Bana), who is cursed/blessed with a gene causing spontaneous, involuntary time travel. Trouble aside, he remains hopelessly dedicated to and in love with his timeline-bound wife (Michelle Nolden), throughout all their longing battles through time and space. 108 min.

SHOWTIMES Front Street Theater 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: MF until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue) Gamer - R - Sa-Su 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. F-Th 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. Sorority Row - R - Sa-Su 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. F-Th 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. The Time Traveler’s Wife - PG13 - Sa-Su 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. F-Th 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself PG13 - Sa-Su 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. F-Th 4:30, 7:00, 9:30.

Ka’ahumanu 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 1-800326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) 9 - PG13 - W-Sa 11:50, 1:45, 3:40, 5:35, 7:30, 9:25; Sn-Th 11:50, 1:45, 3:40, 5:35, 7:30. All About Steve - PG13 - F-Sa 11:10, 1:25, 3:40, 5:55, 8:10, 10:25; Sn-Th 11:10, 1:25, 3:40, 5:55, 8:10. District 9 - R - F 12:05, 2:35, 5:05, 7:35, 10:05; Sa 5:05, 7:35, 10:05; Sn-Th 12:05, 2:35, 5:05, 7:35. Gamer - R - F-Sa 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45 9:55; Sn-Th 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45. Halloween 2 - R - F-Sa 9:30 Ponyo - G - F-Th 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00. Sorority Row - R - F-Sa 11:15, 1:30, 3:45, 6:00, 8:15, 10:30; Sn-Th 11:15, 1:30, 3:45, 6:00, 8:15. UH Warrior Football at Washington State - G - Sa 1:00.

Kukui Mall 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) Adam - PG13 - F-Sa 1:10, 5:35, 10:05. Sn-Th 1:10, 5:35. The Cove - PG13 - F-Su 11:00, 3:25, 7:50; M-Th 3:25, 7:50. Extract - R - F-Sa 11:40, 1:45, 3:50, 5:50, 8:00, 10:05; Su 11:40, 1:45, 3:50, 5:50, 8:00; M-Th 1:45, 3:50, 5:50, 8:00. Inglourious Basterds - R - F-Sa 1:05, 4:10, 7:15, 10:20; Sn-Th 1:05, 4:10, 7:15. Taking Woodstock - R - F-Sa 11:20, 1:55, 4:30, 7:05, 9:40; Su 11:20, 1:55, 4:30, 7:05; M-Th 1:00, 3:30, 6:05, 8:35.

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Maui Mall Megaplex Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Final Destination 3D - R - F-Su 12:05, 2:20, 4:30, 6:55, 9:05. M-Th 2:20, 4:30, 6:55, 9:05. Final Destination 4 - R - F-Su 12:50, 3:00, 5:15, 7:25, 9:30. M-Th 3:00, 5:15, 7:25, 9:30. G Force - G - F-Su 12:35, 2:50, 5:00, 7:20, 9:35. M-Th 2:20, 5:00, 7:20, 9:35. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - PG13 - F-Th 1:45, 4:25, 7:15, 10:00. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - PG F-Th 1:40, 4:55, 8:20. Inglourious Basterds - R - F-Th 2:30, 5:50, 8:10, 9:10. Julie & Julia - PG13 - F-Su 12:20, 3:10, 6:00, 8:50. M-Th 3:10, 6:00, 8:50. Shorts - PG - F-Su 12:40, 2:55, 5:10. M-Th 2:55, 5:10. The Hurt Locker - R - F-Su 1:00, 3:55, 6:50, 9:45. M-Th 3:55, 6:50, 9:45. The Time Traveler’s Wife - PG13 - F-Su 12:55, 3:35, 6:05, 8:40. M-Th 3:35, 6:05, 8:40. Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself PG13 - F-Th 1:35, 4:15, 7:00, 9:40. Whiteout - R - F-Su 12:15, 2:40, 5:05, 7:30, 9:55. M-Th 2:40, 5:05, 7:30.

Wharf Cinema Center 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) District 9 - R - F-Th 2:45, 5:00, 7:15, 9:20. Inglourious Basterds - R - F-Th 1:00, 4:15, 8:00. Whiteout - R - F-Th 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. Compiled by Jenn Brown

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THIS WEEK’S PICKS Living Legend Thursday (Sept. 10), 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC, Kahului,

Outstanding Okinawans Saturday (Sept. 12), 10am-2pm, Maui Mall, Kahului

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Okinawans have a proud history on Maui, and invite “uchinanchu and uchinanchu-atheart” to join the cultural festivities of the Maui Okinawan Kenjin Kai’s (MOKK) annual Maui Okinawan Festival, co-sponsored by the Maui Mall. Myself uchinanchu by adoption, raised on my dad’s home-cooked Okinawan pork and andagi, I’ve made no small secret that I’m a big fan of the MOKK and proud student of Komei Juku Maui—samurai swordsmanship under the tutelage of Robert Montgomery Sensei and Guy Junker Sensei—a group scheduled to perform at this year’s festivities at 12:20pm. Kathy Collins will emcee the event, which commences at 9:30am with a parade of Okinawan flags and “shishimai,” or lion dance. The infectious beats of Maui Okinawan Taiko Group (10:20am) and the Hawaii Taiko Kai (11:10am) will surely captivate audiences; those performances separated by guest speakers the likes of Mayor Charmaine Tavares, Hawaii United Okinawa Association (HUOA) Executive Director Jane F. Serikaku, as well as HUOA President Ford A. Chinen. “Odori,” a dance style that originated during the Edo period, will twice be presented by Cheryl Nakasone and her students (11am and 11:55am). The afternoon closes with a special performance by Calabash (12:35pm), followed by the Ryukyu Group (1:35pm). 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului.

As a proud, wrist-strong member of the Colbert Nation, I’m particularly stoked about John Legend’s Revolver Tour gracing the MACC (thanks to the fine folks at BAMP Project). After all, I first fell in love with the soulful singer/songwriter, and producer after he performed “The Girl is Mine,” in a clever duet with Stephen Colbert, on The Colbert Report, battling for the affections of Lady Liberty. Additionally, Legend appeared on the finale of the sixth season of Curb Your Enthusiasm, another personal boob tube favorite. OK, enough of the TV dork stuff. Seriously, Legend is not only a multi-platinum artist whose earliest recording roots go back to Lauryn Hill’s 1998 release, Everything is Everything, but an amazingly active advocate for impoverished people in Mbola, Tanzania, with his admirable “Show Me Campaign” (check it out at showmecampaign.org). If you’re thinking that all my yammer is a lot of yawn, I’ll chalk it up to the man having no need for a Pick bump—he’s already, well, a legend in the making. So if you’re still scrambling to get tickets, good luck. If you’ve got them secured, go and live it up. One Cameron Way, Kahului.

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Hot Dog! Saturday (Sept. 12), 12-4pm, Lahaina Cannery Mall

Garden Gala Sunday (Sept. 13), 1-5pm, Yokouchi Family Estate, Wailuku, $75

Sirius, “The Dog Star,” the brightest in the constellation Canis Major, moves heliacally in the northern hemisphere’s late summer skies, leading the ancients to believe it contributed to the mid-year heat. As we head into the second week of September, these final “dog days of summer” still have the Valley Isle Kennel Club’s tongues lolling, and the group brings back to the Lahaina Cannery Mall its event, “Responsible Dog Ownership Day.” More than 12 breeds of trained pooches (including Belgian Sheepdog, Doberman Pinscher, Golden Retriever, Labrador Retriever, Australian Shepherd, Irish Wolf Hound, Chihuahua, Toy Fox Terrier and Miniature Poodle, and their humans, of course) will showcase their unique qualities throughout the afternoon. As the event name suggests, this is an opportunity to learn more about the Valley Isle Kennel Club and what you can do to be a more responsible canine owner. Call 661-5304 for more information. 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina.

“MAPA (Maui Academy of Performing Arts) has grown into one of the state’s largest performing arts organizations,” says board president Keith Ranney. Their Annual Garden Party Fundraiser—in its 21st year—is their key money-raising event and helps support their inspiring range of educational programs. Attendees can stroll the grounds of the historic Yokouchi Family Estate to the tunes of Moondance as well as Bentley Kalaway, while enjoying “fresh art” being created by local painters and sculptors—those pieces will be auctioned off at the close of the event (in addition to an impressive silent auction). Gourmet offerings from an array of proprietors will be available, as will sippables from event sponsors Hawaii Liquor Superstore. Maximize your greenback with the “Garden Green” program, where every $75 buys you a $100 Garden Green gift certificate, good for redemption at the Garden Shoppe (handmade millinery, plants, garden items and more) or at either auction. Call 2448760 ext. 221 for more information. 2471 W. Main St., Wailuku.

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Big Shows John Legend - Thu, Sep 10. No way. This most excellent young soulful singer/composer will probably sell out quickly. A portion of proceeds from ticket sales go toward an effort to improve living conditions in African villages. See This Week’s Picks for more! 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469. Blues Brothers Party at Marilyn’s House Fri, Sep 11. The kick-off event to the 7th Annual Maui Cadillac Invitational, a benefit for the Maui Office of the National Kidney Foundation, this event will feature Jimmy Mac & The Kool Kats, silent and live auctions, pupus and a no host bar. Plus, prizes for the Best Blues Brothers Costumes and other “celebrity sightings.” 5:30 - 10 p.m. King Kamehameha Golf Club, 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-249-2544. Fan Fest 2009: The VERY Last Chance to See A Kettle Prime - Fri, Sep 11. Enjoy your time at Mulligan’s on the Blue last Saturday watching, among many talented artists, the groovy guys from

A Kettle Prime? Didn’t make it, but wish you had? Well, you have one LAST chance to see the band at their Fan Fest 2009, plus enjoy drink and food specials. Cover is just $5, but wear an A Kettle Prime Shirt (it can be official, but homemade is cool too) or an A Makebelieve Company shirt and get in for free. 11 a.m. - 1:30 a.m. Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill, 1279 S. Kihei Rd. # 314, Kihei, HI 96753. 808-874-9299.

Mick Fleetwood Band - Fri, Sep 11. The all-star lineup will have their rockin’ shoes on, will you? See this week’s Arts & Entertainment story for more!. 9 p.m. Stella Blues, 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, HI, 96753. 808-874-3779.

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Ku Mai Ka Hula - “Hula Appears” - Sat, Sep 12. Dancers will compete in this fourth annual hula competition featuring group and solo winners from Japan. Both adult wahine and kane dancers, as well as a division for kupuna 50+, will perform kahiko (traditional hula) and auana (modern-day hula). 1 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469.

Hawaiian Women Poets - Fri, Sep 11. Puanani Burgess, Jamaica Osorio, Tamara Wong Morrison and Mahealani Wendt are just some of the esteemed poetesses who will on mauitime.com read their work. Sponsored by Caravan - Sun, Sep 13. Join Caravan as National Endowment for the Arts, they play the traditional music of cultures around the East, State Foundation on Culture and the Arts, Hawai’i including classical pieces of Indian, Turkish and Middle Tourism Authority, County of Maui -Office of Eastern origin. 6:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, Economic Development, County Product One Cameron Way, Kahului 96732. 808-242-7469. Enrichment Program, and Ala Kukui / Hana Retreat. 6 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului 96732. 808-242-7469.

Mick Fleetwood Band - Sun, Sep 13. Local and international music legends at sunset? Sign me up! See this week’s Arts & Entertainment story for

more. Royal Lahaina Resort, 2780 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina, HI, 96761. 808-661-3611.

Stage Cirque Polynesia - Daily (except Tue). It’s Circue du Soleil meets Polynesian hula with amazing highwire acts, aerial acrobatics and illusions, and mindboggling contortionist and balancing-acts. Keiki under 12 get in free with the purchase of one adult ticket through August 31st. 7 p.m. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali, HI 96761. 808-667-4540.

Tickets on Sale Ballet: Mikhail Baryshnikov & Ana Laguna - Thu, Sep 17. The show, titled “Three Solos and a Duet,” is sure to be enthralling—choreographed by today’s leading ballet innovators, Mats Ek, Benjamin Millepied and Alexi Ratmansky. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469. Blue Scholars - Sat, Sep 19. Celebrating the release of their new EP “Oof!” with special guests

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House Boutique w/ DJ CIA; No Cover, 10pm

Erin Smith No Cover, 10pm

Truth Serum Sundays w/ DJ Astro Raph; No Cover

MON - Casa Del Sol; TUE - Brand Nu w/ DJ Decka; WED - DubStep Wednesdays w/ DJ Nature Boy

Rio Thing No Cover

Gene & Shea Argel No Cover

Super Nova $10

MON - Open Mic Night WED- Poni Brendan and Lokahi Sylva

Casanuevo Tango $5 Donation

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo $8, 10pm

DJ Boomshot $5 (after 11pm), 9:30pm

WED - Ladies Night w/ DJ Stylz $10, 10pm - 1am

CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CELLAR 744 744 Front St., Lahaina 661-3744

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Roots Foundation w/ DJ Boomshot

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Wavetrain w/ Mark Johnstone & Guests

Studio 142 w/ Daniel J & Ray Masters; $10, 10-Close

Komele $10, 10pm - Close

Orin & Junior No Cover

Dave Carroll No Cover

Dave Carroll No Cover

Erin Smith No Cover

MON - Peter; TUE - Live Jazz WED - Whaleshark, All No Cover

Karaoke 9pm - 1am

A Kettle Prime 9pm - 1am

Kulture Klash 808 10pm - 1:30am

Gina Martinelli Band

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Ms. Beaver 7pm - 2am

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Bad Kitty 7:30 - 10:30 pm

Kalani Kekona & Friends

Free Karaoke 8 - 11pm

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TUE - Pool League WED - Open Jam Night, free pool all day

Zodiak Party w/ DJ Michael Fong; No Cover

Club Ultra Fab w/ DJ Michael Fong; No Cover

Louise Lambert Singer’s Soiree & Piano Bar

WED - Wii Lounge Night w/ DJ David No Cover, 10pm - 1:30am

Free BBQ

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TUE - Pool Tournament; WED - Ladies Night College Football Games

Rampage 10pm - 1:30am

Gomega 10pm - 1:30am

Dezman 10pm - 1:30am

Karaoke Night w/ Haui 9pm - 1:30am

MON - Karaoke Night w/ Haui TUE - DJ Nexus; WED -Pac Vibe

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COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

EHA’S POOL BAR 1234 Lower Main, Wailuku - 242-1177

GIAN DON’S 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041

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1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

HARD ROCK CAFÉ 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

Bambu & Creed Chamelon. Brought to you by BAMP Project. Tickets available at www.groovetickets.com. 7 p.m. The Cellar 744, 744 Front St. #6, Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-661-3744. Voodoo Glow Skulls - Sat, Sep 19. An integral part of Cali’s ska/punk scene, the Voodoo Glow Skulls have been selling hundreds of thousands of albums and selling out venues worldwide. With three Hawaii shows slated in September, their concert at Oceans will be their only Maui appearance. Brought to you by Local Punks Productions, Voodoo Glow Skulls teams up with openers (and the Big Island’s own) Old Habits Die Hard—this “double bill sure to knock out a few teeth!” 8 p.m. Oceans Beach Bar & Grill, 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-891-2414. 8th Annual Richard Ho’opi’i Ki’eki’e Contest - Fri, Sep 25. The finest amateur falsetto performers will compete at this year’s event, the theme: “E maui ka ho’oilina kupuna,” or “continue the ancestral legacy.” The awesome Alaka’i Paleka emcees along with honored event namesake, Uncle Richard. 6 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului 96732. 808-242-7469. Donna De Lory - Daily, Sep 25. First, a concert with Ty Burhoe & Cameron Stone (Sept 25th), then, a Live 5 Rhythms Sweat Your Prayers Dance (Sept 26th). Be sure to get your tickets early for this great performer who for years toured with Madonna. 7:30 p.m. Studio Maui, Haiku Marketplace, 810 Haiku Rd., Suite 265, Haiku, HI 96708. 808-575-9390. Mohala Mai 2009 - Sat, Sep 26. Meaning “To Blossom Forth,” all the beauty of emerging blooms will be evoked with the graceful poetry in motion of na Kumu Hula Napua Greig Makua and Kahulu Maluo-Huber along with Halau Na Lei Kaumaka O Uka, joined by Na Hoku Hanohano award winners Weldon Kekauoha, Aaron Sala, Les Ceballos, Ikaika Blackburn and Kamakoa Asing. 5:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469.

Events THURSDAY, SEP 10 Kanikapila with Poki of KPOA - The Lahaina

Restoration Foundation sponsors the Hawaiian Music Series, featuring performances by phenomenal Hawaiian music purveyors while senior “lei ladies” string fresh flowers under the estate’s shady koa trees. 11 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Baldwin Home Museum Lawn, Front & Dickenson St., Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-661-3262.

event tickets will be $15. Steinlager and Kona Brewing Company will provide all-night drink specials. To get involved or for more information, please call 808-357-0920. Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina, 96761. 808-661-0808.

Marty Dread. Support the Pacific Whale Foundation while enjoying cocktails and appetizers. Check out Reggae on the Water on Wednesday nights too, departing from the Ma’alaea Harbor. 5:30 - 7:30 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation, Lahaina Harbor, Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-249-8811 ext. 1.

SeaWee’s SEAfari Field Adventure - The culminating activity of he SeaWee’s Waves of Wonder 5-week program (Aug 13th through Sept 3rd, $50), those who wish to participate in just the SEAfari can do so for just $10 (look for the next SeaWee’s series of classes beginning Sept 16th through Oct 7, $50)! Trek Kihei’s Pu Ko’a Beach with a Pacific Whale Foundation guide and, using a bag of tools, Cinema Night - Cafe Mambo will be hosting an explore North Kihei creating a tactile journal/flip evening of classic and cult classic book of your adventure. Please call films for the 21 and older crowd. 9 808-249-8811 ext. 1, as advance regp.m. Cafe Mambo, 30 Baldwin Ave., istration is required. Q’s? Call 808Paia, HI 96779. 808-579-8021. 280-3163. Advance registration 2nd Grader Program at the required. Call for times / meeting Sugar Museum - Okay, so you location. Pacific Whale Foundation, can’t straight up attend this event 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100, (though you can visit the museum Ma’alaea, HI 96793. 808-249-8811 Monday through Saturday 9:30 a.m. on mauitime.com ext. 1. 4:30 p.m.), but as a former attendee or calendar@ 2009 Maui County Energy of this awesome program, I wanted Expo - Hosted by the County’s mauitime.com to give a small shot-out offering to Office of the Mayor and the Office of celebrate its return. To this day I the Economic Development, the keynote speaker remember making ice cake (tastes a lot like guri of this two-day expo will be Henk Rogers, founder guri), blowing bubbles, sewing bean bags, scrubof Blue Planet Software and the Blue Planet bing rice bags on washboards, and constructing Foundation. Presentations will also be made by those awesomely annoying toys that sound like Maui County Energy Alliance Working Groups as roosters. Chuggin’ along since 1988, the program well as “exhibits featuring state-of-the-art products was cut due to no mo’ funds (what else), and and technologies.” Pre-conference activities take returns September 10th thanks to a grant from the place at the Maui Prince Hotel. Call or register Castle Foundation. Available to groups of second online. Grand Wailea Resort, 3850 Wailea Alanui graders, ideally in batches of 60, schools can fax Dr., Wailea, HI, 96753. 808-270-7710. their reservation requests to the museum at 808-

Akaku’s Producers Night - Debuting their first documentary film, “Breaking the Cycle of Homelessness,” Toni Polancy and Brent Turner are the featured guests at this month’s Producers Night at Akaku: Maui Community Television. Want to attend? Space is limited, please call to RSVP. 6 - 8 p.m. Akaku Community Television, 333 N. Dairy Rd., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-871-5554.

Movie: “The Third Jihad: Radical Islam’s Vision for America” - Followed by a Q&A session, the Jewish Congregation of Maui screens this film the evening prior to the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. 6:30 p.m. Beit Shalom Synagogue, 634 Alulike St., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-874-5397.

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871-4321 (slots available Tuesdays and Thursdays until May 6th). Alexander & Baldwin Sugar Museum, 3957 Hansen Rd., Puunene, HI 96784. 808-871-8058. Fundraiser: Kahana Canoe Club & 5th Annual Lahaina Town Clean-Up - Lulu’s Lahaina hosts a benefit for the Kahana Canoe Club, partnering with the 5th Annual Lahaina Town CleanUp (to be held on Sept. 15th). Pre sale tickets are available for just $10 (depending where you purchase, sales benefit either group), after 9 p.m.,

FRIDAY, SEP 11 Rare Kalo for Sale - Scoop! - The Maui Nui Botanical Gardens always host wonderful Native Hawaiian plant sales. This week, more than 30 varieties will be for sale with their knowledgeable staff available to answer questions. 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Maui Nui Botanical Garden, 150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-249-2798. Reggae on the Water, Lahaina - A very special sunset cruise with live music by local star,

Moonlight Tide Pool Exploration Fascinating creatures roam Hawai’i’s tide pools by night. Discover them and learn more from the Pacific Whale Foundation’s expert naturalists during their exploration of South Maui’s tide pools, co-sponsored by the Mana Kai Resort. Can’t make it Friday? A second outing will be held Saturday too! For folks ages 6+, reservations are required. 6:45 p.m. Check-in. Pacific Whale Foundation, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100, Ma’alaea, HI 96793. 808-249-8977 ext. 1. The World Peace Diet - Dr. Will Tuttle—an author, pianist and composer—will present a free lecture concerning the ideas of our food consumption as it relates to our “broad range of problems—psychological, social, spiritual, as well as health and environmental.” Designed for adult-level audiences, learn all you can from the high-level structure and distill the information to your keiki who should be off doing other fun things (and I’m sure they’ll thank you too). Brought to you by the Vegetarian Society, refreshments will be served. 7 p.m. Kaunoa Senior Center, 401 Alakapa Pl., Sprecklesville, HI 96779. 808-298-8544. 2009 Maui County Energy Expo - Hosted by the County’s Office of the Mayor and the Office of the Economic Development, the keynote speaker of this two-day expo will be Henk Rogers, founder of Blue Planet Software and the Blue Planet Foundation. Presentations will also be made by Maui County Energy Alliance Working Groups as well as “exhibits featuring state-of-the-art products and technologies.” Pre-conference activities take place at the Maui Prince Hotel. Call or register online. Grand Wailea Resort, 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea, HI, 96753. 808-270-7710.

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DA KINE CALENDAR SATURDAY, SEP 12 Maui Okinawan Festival - Chow down on ono grinds. Have your picture taken while dressed in traditional Okinawan garb. Enjoy cool cultural booths and demonstrations, including a performance by some super cool samurai. Presented by the Maui Okinawa Kenjin Kai & the Maui Mall. See This Week’s Picks for more! 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-1560. 7th Annual Maui Cadillac Invitational Golf Tourney - A benefit for the Maui office of the National Kidney Foundation. See Friday’s Blues Brother’s Party (Big Shows) for more on the awesome kick-off event prior the tourney. As for the golfers, qualifying for the four-day national finals at TPC Sawgrass at Ponte Verde Beach, FL is the big prize for the winning team. Plus, a hole in one could earn participants an ‘09 Cadillac. Lunch will be provided by the Outback Steakhouse and an awards ceremony will follow the tourney at the Maui Prince Hotel. 9 a.m. Registration; 10:30 a.m. Shotgun; 5 p.m. Awards Ceremony. Makena Golf Course, 5415 Makena Alanui, Makena, HI 96753. 808-986-1900.

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Responsible Dog Ownership Day - Brought to you by the Valley Isle Kennel Club. See This Week’s Picks for more!. 12 - 4 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina, 96761. 808-661-5304. Young Adult Book Club at Borders - Three great, easy-reads to choose from: “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” by Stephen Chbosky, “Speak” by Laurie Halse Anderson, and “Daughter of War” by Marsha Forchuk Skrypuch. No time to read all three? Just one will do! And, everyone is welcome. For more information, please visit their website at www.talkingbooksmaui.blogspot.com. 2 - 3 p.m. Borders Books & Music, Maui Marketplace, 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 96732. 808-280-747. Opening Reception: Hi’iakaikapoliopele “Visual Stories by Contemporary Native Hawaiian Artists.” Enjoy the opening reception of this innovative exhibit displaying the works of accomplished and emerging artists including Hoaka Delos Reyes, Solomon Enos, Mark Chai, Marques Hanalei Marzan, Puni Kukahiko, Matthew Kawika Ortiz, Carl F.K. Pao, Abigail Romanchak, Maika’i Tubbs, Pualani Lincoln and Miki’oi Wichman. Show runs Sept 15th - Oct 24th. 5 p.m. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469. Tide Pool Exploration by Moonlight Fascinating creatures roam Hawai’i’s tide pools by night. Discover them and learn more from the Pacific Whale Foundation’s expert naturalists during their exploration of South Maui’s tide pools, cosponsored by the Mana Kai Resort. Can’t make it Saturday? Check out Friday’s listings for another opporuntity! For folks ages 6+, reservations are required. 6:45 p.m. Check-in. Pacific Whale Foundation, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100, Ma’alaea, HI 96793. 808-249-8977.

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15th Annual Seabury Hall Golf Tourney - A benefit for Seabury Hall’s Athletics Department, this two-person scramble will be followed by an awards luncheon. Get registered at www.seaburyhall.org or call athletic director Steve Colflesh (808572-8394). Should you or your business desire to donate prizes or provide sponsorship, please call Seabury’s Director of Alumni Relations, Kim Abrahamson (808-573-6863). The Dunes at Maui Lani, 1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-572-8394 or 808-573-6863. The Great Autumn Festival - Zenshin Daiko with Anthony Jones will perform as will Maui Paranku Club with Fumiko Cup Choy. Also for your viewing pleasure will be the dance group under the tutelage of Fujima-Ryu Takatsuka Sensei. Plus,

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Parte Arte: Spanish Immersion Art Class - Get messy, have fun and learn Spanish all at the same time in this mixed media art class. Students will learn basic Spanish words and phrases while utilizing art tools to explore colors and textures, creating their own masterpieces. Lead by teaching artist Nathalie NuÒez, weekly projects include printing, design and 3D artwork. 3:30 - 5:30 p.m. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-572-6560. “Understanding Your Asthma” - Learn ways to identify common triggers that can ignite asthma flare-ups, prevent and manage these attacks, as well as learn ways to decrease symptoms while exercising. Facilitated by pediatrician Felicitas Levaudais and registered nurse and asthma educator Linda Kadosaki. For all ages. Call Kaunoa Senior Services to register. 6 - 7:30 p.m. Kaiser Permanente Maui Lani Clinic, 55 Maui Lani Pkwy., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-270-7308. Jewelry Making for Beginners - Learn fundamental metalsmithing techniques while creating jewelry using wire and sheet metal. Students will cut, pierce, solder, rivet and bezel set a stone, as well as learn how to patina and polish the finished work. This is a great class for beginning students and is full of useful information for those wanting to refresh their jewelry making skills. Pre-registration is required. 6 9 p.m. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-572-6560.

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 09/10 JACQUES 120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

Friday 09/11

Saturday 09/12

Ladies Night w/ DJ Del Sol; $10 (guys), 9:30pm

TBA No Cover, 10pm - 2am

Flash Back Fridays $8, 10pm - Close

The New Project 9pm - 12am

DeAquino Bradahz

Sam Ahia

Free Karaoke w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi

Free Karaoke w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi

Sunday 09/13

Monday 09/14 – Wednesday 09/16

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

The Upcountry Boys 8 - 11pm

KIMOS 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LOS PELONES 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

MON - WED - Sam Ahia

Salsa Night $7, 10pm

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-9900

LULU’S KIHEI

All Acccess Entertainment No Cover, 10pm - Close

Salsa w/ Neto No Cover, 8 - 11pm

Local Band Showcase $10, 9:30pm

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

A Bennett Solo / 808 Underground

Wild Rose

TUE - Service Industry Night (All Day / All Night)

Maui Laser Karaoke X-clusive Saturdays Nights w/ Joe; No Cover, 9pm-12am 10pm - Close

MON - Service Industry Night (all day long) TUE - Tourist Tuesdays; WED - Sizzling Salsa Nights

MAI TAI LOUNGE 839 Front St., Lahaina - 661-5288

Catfish Ringo No Cover, 9:30pm

MAUI BREWING CO. Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474

DJ Pete 90X No Cover, 9pm - 12am

DJ Pete 90X No Cover, 9pm - 12am

Catfish Ringo No Cover, 9:30pm - 1am

DJ Hurricane No Cover, 9:30pm - 1am

DJ Hurricane $5, 9:30pm - 1am

Mele Pono $5, 9:30pm - 1am

TUE - DJ Hurricane $5, 9:30pm - 1am

Rick Glencross

Curtis Love 10pm - Close

The Celtic Tigers 6:30 - 9:30pm

The Celtic Tigers / The Vince Esquire Band

MON - Acoustico;TUE - Diana Arp WED - DJ Paul Robinson

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8644

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

WED - Open Mic Night No Cover, 9:30pm - 12:30am

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

a cool pairing?! Brainiacs with a mean spike. 5 - 6 p.m. Samuel Enoka Kalama Intermediate School, 120 Makani Rd., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-573-8735. Nia Blackbelt and Master Teacher - Teaching internationally, Carolyne Rideg, a Nia Blackbelt and Master Teacher comes to Maui, offering classes in an artistic and innovative approach to fitness and healing that blend Martial Arts, Dance Arts, and Healing Arts in a variety of dynamic movements. Classes offered Sept 15th, 16th and 18th. Call to register. 7 - 8:15 p.m. Studio Maui, Haiku Marketplace, 810 Haiku Rd., Suite 265, Haiku, HI 96708. 303-517-0391. Star Light, Star Bright - Weather permitting, a “live feed” from a telescope atop Haleakala, projected onto a movie screen set up within the library, will be the feature presentation of this informational program, “Star Light, Star Bright.” Guiding this tour of the universe will be Dr. James “J. D.” Armstrong, Maui Technology Education & Outreach Specialist. Suitable for folks 8 and up, please be advised that no admittance to the facility will be made after 8 p.m. 7 p.m. Kahului Public Library, 90 School St., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-873-3097.

WEDNESDAY, SEP 16 Maui Photo Festival & Workshops - This event will bring world-class pro photographers and masters of the digital darkroom to Maui this September at the Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa on Kaanapali Beach. Events include hands-on demonstrations and extended classroom sessions, four evenings under the stars in their outdoor theater on Ka’anapali Beach, and “Golden-Hour” excursions! Complete details and online registration are available at www.MauiPhotoFestival.com. . 8 a.m. - Sunset. Island-wide events & Hyatt Regency Maui. 808-283-8438. Reggae on the Water, Ma’alaea - A very special sunset cruise with live music by local star, Marty Dread. Support the Pacific Whale Foundation while enjoying cocktails and appetizers. Check out Reggae on the Water on Friday nights too, departing from the Lahaina Harbor. 5:30 - 7:30 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation, Ma’alaea Harbor, Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-249-8811 ext. 1. Nia Blackbelt and Master Teacher - Teaching

internationally, Carolyne Rideg, a Nia Blackbelt and Master Teacher comes to Maui, offering classes in an artistic and innovative approach to fitness and healing that blend Martial Arts, Dance Arts, and Healing Arts in a variety of dynamic movements. Classes offered Sept 15th, 16th and 18th. Call to register. 7 - 8:15 p.m. Studio Maui, Haiku Marketplace, 810 Haiku Rd., Suite 265, Haiku, HI 96708. 303-517-0391.

School Sports Thursday Night MIL Girls Volleyball at Baldwin - Regular Season. Kamehameha Maui at Balwdin. 6:30 p.m. Baldwin High School, 1650 Kaahumanu Ave., Wailuku, HI 96793. Thursday Night MIL Girls Volleyball at Ka’ahumanu Hou - Regular Season. Maui Preparatory Academy at Ka’ahumanu Hou. 6:30 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Hou Christian School, 777 Mokulele Hwy., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-244-4190. Friday Night MIL Girls Volleyball at King K - Regular Season. Lahainaluna at King Kelaulike. 6:30 p.m. King Kekaulike High School, 121 Kula Hwy., Pukalani, HI 96768. Friday Night MIL Girls Volleyball at Moloka’i High - Regular Season. First home game for Moloka’i against Lana’i. 7 p.m. Moloka’i High School, 2140 Farrington Ave., Hoolehua, HI 96729. 808-567-6950. Friday Night MIL Girls Volleyball at Seabury Hall - Regular Season. Hana High at Seabury Hall. 6:30 p.m. Seabury Hall Erdman Athletic Center, 480 Olinda Rd., Makawao, HI 96768. MIL Friday Night Football - Regular Season. Maui High vs. Kamehameha. 7 p.m. War Memorial Stadium, 211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-270-7389. MIL Saturday Night Football - Regular Season. Lahianaluna vs. King Kekaulike. 7 p.m. War Memorial Stadium, 211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-270-7389.

4 p.m. Habitat for Humanity ReStore, 399 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-986-8050. Do Good Demolition - Mon-Sat. Habitat for Humanity Maui is preparing for its Annual Build-athon (BAT) on 10/24 for two home renovations. The fun part? Volunteers are needed to help demolish the existing homes. Have the energy to come out swinging? This is your chance to rip off roofs, tear down walls, pull out cabinets, sort through metal and haul debris to dumpsters—all for the benefit of the community. Cool. Sign me up! Call Habitat for Humanity to choose your day/time/location. 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Paukukalo. Call for details. 808-893-0334. Sign Up Now: Boys & Girls Club of Maui Benefit Golf Tourney - Daily. Sign up now for this annual golf tourney, a benefit for the Boys and Girls Club of Maui. To be held on Oct. 17th, shotgun start at 7:30 a.m. for this four-player team, scramble format event. For registration or more information, call or visit www.bgcmaui.org. Register Now! Maui Prince Hotel, 5400 Makena Alanui, Makena, HI, 96753. 808-242-4363. Submit Your Feedback: Makawao Community Association - Daily. The Makawao Community Association (MCA) has published their draft association bylaws online at www.MakawaoCommunity.org, with copies of the proposed bylaws also available at the Makawao Libriary, and would like to invite the public to review and provide written feedback. An MCA interim board meeting open to the public will be held at the Makawao Elementary School Cafeteria on Thursday, Sept 17th from 6 - 7:30 p.m. to review and discuss the public’s submission. Want to participate? Send your feedback via email to feedback(at)MakawaoCommunity.org or by post at the address below. Questions? Please call 808283-8822. Feedback due September 17th. P.O. Box 733, Makawao, HI 96768. 808-283-8822.

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Wo Hing After Dark - Fri. A chance to check out some rare Chinese artifacts and other facets of the olden days after the sun goes down. Films on this topic will also screen. Happens every Friday. 1 - 8 p.m. Wo Hing Temple Museum, 858 Front St., Lahaina, HI 96761. 661-3262.

Building Supplies Drive - Mon-Sat. Donate the old. Find supreme deals on building supplies. Help a needy family build a decent home. 9 a.m. -

Habitat for Humanity - Sat. Spend a few hours helping a family in need get secure shelter. 9 a.m. Call for details. 808-893-0334.

Boo Boo Zoo Volunteer Orientation - Mon. The East Maui Animal Refuge rescues and rehabilitates goats, sheep, pigs, deer and the like. This nokill shelter invites the public to come help care for these adorable little guys. It’s probably one of the most rewarding things one can do. 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. East Maui Animal Refuge “Boo Boo Zoo”, 25 Malu Aina Pl., Haiku, HI 96708. 808-572-7964.

Keiki After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. Hui Malama Learning Center, 375 Mahalani St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-244-5911. Love Your Teacher? Enter this contest for a chance to make them a Parade Grand Marshal! - Daily. Think your teacher is really great? You have until Sept 18th to submit an entry (one per student) nominating your teacher to be a Maui County Fair Parade Grand Marshal! Write a letter or draw a picture explaining why you think your teacher deserves the honor and submit it by Sept 18th. If you win (there will be four selected in categories K-2, 3-5, 6-8 and 9-12), not only will your teacher get some well-deserved recognition, YOU get a rockin’ prize package too. Way cooler than an apple, huh?. Hurry! The deadline is September 18th. Submit entries to: Maui County Fair Attn: Parade Grand Marshal Contest, P.O. Box 95, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-280-6889. Animal Stories for Preschoolers - Thu. Enjoyable animal stories for keiki 0-5 yrs. (and their caregiver) with hands-on activities/crafts!. 1:30 - 2 p.m. Maui Humane Society, 1350 Meha Meha Loop, Puunene, HI 96784. 808-877-3680. Athletic Club Outreach - Every Tue & Thu. Got tough kids? Get them instruction on Olympic weightlifting, power lifting, body building and sportsspecific weight training by an experienced team of coaches. Ages 11-19. Free. 4:45 - 6 p.m. St. Mark Weightlifting Hall, Good Shepherd Episcopal Church, 2140 Main St., Wailuku, HI 96753. 808-244-4656. Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strong willed children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6:30 - 8:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning Center, 375

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DA KINE CALENDAR Mahalani St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-289-5050. Register Now: Parent Project - Daily. Begins Sept 17th and runs every Thursday from 6 - 8 p.m. Part of the award-winning Parent Project program, Hui Malama sponsors this free, 10-session series conducted by Christine Haskins, a certified Parent Project facilitator who has been leading this program on Maui for a decade. Classes focus on the skills and tools needed to influence and motivate keiki to change unwanted behavior, increase positive behavior and improve relationships within the ‘ohana. Register Now! Hui Malama Learning Center, 375 Mahalani St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-298-5050. Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and crafts. Free. 10 a.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee, 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina 96761. 808-665-1114. Toddler Storytime - Thu. Brush up on the latest in children’s books with your little one. 10 a.m. Makawao Public Library, 1159 Makawao Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-573-8785. Preschool Storytime - Fri. Enjoy a story with your keiki, weekly. 10:30 - 11 a.m. Kahului Public Library, 90 School St., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-873-3097.

Toddler Storytime - Fri. Stories read aloud for keiki and their caregivers. 10:30 - 11 a.m. Kihei Public Library, 35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-875-6833. Storytime Under the Tree - Sat. Each week, keiki can sit down and hear one of their favorite stories under a tree. They may even get a visit from one of their favorite characters. 11 a.m. - 12 p.m. Barnes & Noble, 325 Keawe #101, Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-662-1300. West Side Storytime - Every Tue & Sat. Lahaina’s biggest bookseller is hosting keiki story time, so get them hooked on reading early. Tue., 10 a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes & Noble, 325 Keawe #101, Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-662-1300. Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Little gamester get out your cards and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh card session at Maui Toy Works!. 3 - 5 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina, 96761. 808-661-4766. Swimming Lessons - Sun. Valley Isle Aquatics is offering keiki swimming lessons in conjunction with the County of Maui, Community Classes. Folks can call or go to www.valleyisleaquatics.com for further information. 12:15 - 4:15 p.m. Kihei Aquatics Center, 303 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-572-4665.

BY ANU YAGI CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM Yo Yo Workshop & Demo - Sun. Yo Yos are silent, so encourage your kids to learn how to use them and finally get some peace and quiet! A free workshop by Maui Toy Works. 4 - 5 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina, 96761. 808-661-5304. Keiki Chess Club - Mon. For little masterminds age 8-12. Taught by magician Neil Bruce. Free. 2:30 p.m. - 4 p.m. Makawao Public Library, 1159 Makawao Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-573-5313. Got No Troubles, Life is the Bubbles - Wed. The Little Mermaid’s “Sebastian” was my preschool sage, and lucky keiki can observe and handle the real deal with the Pacific Whale Foundation, during their SeaWee’s class sessions on Wednesdays from Sept 16th through Oct 7th—the theme: “Cool & Crazy Crustaceans.” All five weeks are just $50 (advance registration required). The SEAfari Field Adventure will cap off the sessions with a Crab Fish Catch-and-Release Derby at Ma’a’laea Harbor, with take home treats for everyone (if you just wanna participate in the Derby, you can do so for $10)! Member discounts available. Advance registration required. Call for details.. Pacific Whale Foundation, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100, Ma’alaea, HI 96793. 808-249-8811 ext. 1 to register.

Lecture/ Workshops “And When I Get That Feeling...” - Fri. Beginning with a social gathering at Cafe Des Amis (optional) at 6:15 p.m., a Friday night lecture series—beginning at 7:30 p.m., upstairs—will be presented by The Sacred Healing Collective. This week: “What is Sexual Healing” with Judith Shivani Davis, an Advanced Certified Tantric Educator, Body Wisdom and

featuring FLASH

Awareness Guide, rolfer and body worker. 6:15 p.m., Social Gathering; 7:30 p.m., Lecture. Cafe Des Amis, 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, HI 96779. 303-818-3445. Mindful Meditation - Tue. Lead by Phyllis Robinson, learn breath awareness and body-scan techniques based on the teachings of renowned meditation expert Jon Zabat-Zinn. Call Kaunoa Senior Services to register. 6:30 - 8 p.m. Kaiser Permanente Maui Lani Clinic, 55 Maui Lani Pkwy., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-270-7308.

Meetings & Clubs The Monthly Grind - Tue. Maui Coffee Association will hosts their monthly meeting for growers and enthusiasts alike. 100% Maui coffee served. 6 - 8 p.m. Kula Community Center, E. Lower Kula Rd., Kula 96790. 808-572-8122. Child and Family Services - Every Mon & Wed. Child and Family Services is dedicated to strengthening families through 37 educational programs. On Mondays and Wednesdays CFS will provide men’s domestic-violence education. 5 - 6:30, 6:30 - 8 p.m. 305 E. Wakea Ave., Kahului HI 96732. 808-877-6888. Wednesday Bridge Club - Wed. Join the Maui Bridge Club Wednesday mornings. All events are non-smoking. Lessons are available. 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Kenolio Recreational Complex, 131 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-891-1093. The Maui Investment Club - Thu. New members are always welcome and there are no dues! Topic: Where should I invest now in this difficult market? Call John to RSVP. 5:30 p.m. Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway Restaurant, 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 727-564-9416.

and LIVE art by local artists:

ANEW Tattoo, Afterlife Ink, Evolved Art, Pacific Rootz, Spikes Westside Tattoo Inc., Hot Rod Tattoo, 1325 Tattoo

DJ Set by JM KILL

Saturday Sept. 19th - 7pm to 11pm

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KAVA BAR & GRILL

ALL Budweiser Beers Two Dollars! FREE Island Way Sorbet Dessert for Everyone! Maui Harley Davidson Gifts!

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 09/10 OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

PINEAPPLE GRILLE 200 Kapalua Drv. Lahaina - 669-9600

Scotty Rotten No Cover, 7 - 10pm

Friday 09/11

Saturday 09/12

All Access Entourage Friday 10pm

Live Music 10pm

Damien Awai No Cover, 7 - 10pm

Jazz on the Green w/ Brian Cuomo; No Cover

RB STEAKHOUSE 2290 Kaanapali Pkwy - 661-3123

SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004

Free Beer Tomorrow No Cover, 10pm - 1am

Unifires No Cover, 10pm - 1am

Laser Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am

Laser Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am

Damien Awai of An Den No Cover, 10pm - 1am

Laser Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am

Laser Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am

Laser Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7805

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

DJ Slackin No cover, 10pm

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STELLA BLUE’S STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

Karaoke

TIMBA 505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

WATERCRESS

Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350

DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm

DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm

Yoahmama No Cover, 9pm - 12am

Crunch Pups No Cover, 9pm - 12am

Kama’aina Night

MON - Ladies Night w/ DJ Rozak

Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ Blast; TUE - DJ Nature Boy; WED - ADD Twins; All No Cover, 10pm

Karaoke

MON - WED - Karaoke

The Mick Fleetwood Band $25 / $30, 9pm

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

TIFFANY’S

WED - Wet Wednesdays w/ DJ Blast / Ladie’s Night

MON - Ryan Palma WED - Dan & Anne Just Us

SANTA FE CANTINA SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

Monday 09/14 – Wednesday 09/16

Silky Ringo 9pm

Kahana Gateway, Kahana - 669-8889

RUSTY HARPOON

Sunday 09/13

Live Music No Cover, 8pm - 1am

Cheryl Rae Band $3, 9pm - 1am

Pearl Rose 8 - 11pm

Karaoke

Karaoke

Undone w/ Q Ross & Live Sax by Ami Schorr

Passion Saturdays w/ DJ Del Sol; $10, 9pm - 2am

Karaoke

1 Year Anniversary Free Pupus, Gifts, Etc!

WED - Freshly Squeezed DJ Rotation No Cover, 9pm - 12am Karaoke

MON -Karaoke; TUE - Pac Vibe; WED - Karaoke

WOW-WEE MAUI’S

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Papale Pepe Na Kupuna Knitting & Crocheting Club - Every Fri & Sat. This group meets every second Saturday and last Friday to knit and crochet caps, scarves and lap blankets for chemo patients, Hale Makua and Women Helping Women. 1 p.m. Kahului, call for details. 808-214-9864. Saturday Bridge Club - Sat. Join the Maui Bridge Club Saturday afternoons. All events are non-smoking. Lessons are available. . 1 - 4:30 p.m. Kenolio Recreational Complex, 131 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-891-1093. Duplicate Bridge - Mon. Bring a lunch for a morning of duplicate bridge. All events are nonsmoking. Lessons are available. . 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Kenolio Recreational Complex, 131 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-891-1093. Maui Camera Club - Mon. Are you a die-hard photographer who’s looking to improve? Here’s a chance to talk with other shutterbugs and learn new ways of capturing amazing photos. Happens every second Monday. 6 - 8 p.m. Maui Adult Day Care, 11 Mahaolu St., Kahului, 96732. 871-5804. Rotary Club of Kahului - Mon. The Rotary Club will meet at Cafe O’Lei at The Dunes at Maui Lani. Lunch is $20. For reservations contact President Sandy Baz. 11:50 a.m. - 1 p.m. Dunes at Maui Lani, 1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-870-7691. Shriner’s Lunch - Mon. Join the Maui Shriners Club for lunch and an interesting guest speaker. $10. 12 - 1:30 p.m. Maui Country Club, 48 Nonohe Pl., Paia, HI 96779. 808-283-6943. Child and Family Services - Tue. Child and Family Services is dedicated to strengthening families through 37 educational programs. On Tuesdays the CFS provides children’s witness to violence classes, parenting classes and women’s support groups. 5:30 p.m. 305 E. Wakea Ave., Kahului HI 96732. 808-877-6888. Maui Canoe Club - Tue. Join the Maui Canoe Club on Tuesday mornings on the beach across from the Maui Lu Resort for the Mana’olana outriggercanoe-paddling program for breast cancer survivors. . 8:30 a.m. 575 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. Maui Singles Investment Club - Tue. This

event gives Maui singles a chance to mingle while learning about investments. 5:30 - 7 p.m. Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway Restaurant, 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-579-9249. Rotary Club of Lahaina Sunrise - Tue. Join the Rotary Club of Lahaina Sunrise for fellowship and breakfast at the Pioneer Inn with an informative guest speaker each week. Make reservations with President Charles Keoho. 7 - 8 a.m. Pioneer Inn, 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-264-5438. Soroptimists of Maui Meeting - Wed. Visitors are welcome at this meeting of business and professional women that’s dedicated to improving the lives of women and girls in our community. 4:30 p.m. Hale Mahaolu Elima Community Hall, Kahului. 808-264-1775.

Environment Botanical Gardening - Wed. Push up your sleeves and rake, hoe and pull weeds in a beautiful garden setting with the “Weed & Pot Club.”. 8:30 10:30 a.m. Maui Nui Botanical Garden, 150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-249-2798.

the farm’s first resident and namesake Leilani the donkey. This all-volunteer, non-profit organization boasts goats, hundreds of trees, a botanical garden for bunnies, and roaming fowl. Wed, 4 p.m.; Sat, 10 a.m. Leilani Farm Sanctuary, 270 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, HI 96708. 808-298-8544. Maui Coastal Land Trust Service Project Fri. Pacific Whale Foundation’s “Volunteering on Vacation” program (though you don’t have to be a visitor to participate) gives you a chance to help save unique dune ecosystems in Waihee. Help weed out invasive plants and get a free tote bag for your efforts! Please call in advance to sign up. 7:15 a.m. - 12 p.m. Maui Coastal Land Trust, 2371 W. Vineyard St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-294-8811. Kama’ike - Explore the Na Wai ‘Eha of Maui - Sat. Kumu hula Luana Kawa’a leads a weekly expedition of the Na Wai ‘Eha—”the four waters of Maui.” Feel the mana of the Kealaka’ihonua heiau, picnic in Iao (catered by Dani’s), and learn Hawaiian language and mythology. Call for reservations. 8:50 a.m. - 12 p.m. Maui Tropical Plantation, 1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-205-0868.

Malama Honokowai - Valley Restoration - Sat. Visit remote Honokowai and Launiupoko Valley, to help save archeological sites of old Hawaii, as part of Pacific Whale Foundation’s “Volunteering on Vacation” program (though you don’t have to be a visitor to participate). Pull on mauitime.com invasive plants and possibly plant native species. Please call ahead for reservations. 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. North Sugar Cane Train Station, Puukolii Rd., Kaanapali, HI East End Nature Hike - Daily. A kanaka tour 96761. 808-294-8811. guide will lead hikers through the Kipahulu area of Haleakala Park, including a bamboo forest, Waimoku Olowalu Volunteer Work Day - Sat. Help restore Falls and Kapahu Living Farm, which features lo’i and preserve the Olowalu Cultural Reserve by removkalo. An excellent way to learn about the area’s hising non-native plant species. Bring along gloves and tory, nature and culture. Organized by the Kipahulu field work tools, and remember to pick up or pack a ‘Ohana. 12:30 - 4 p.m. Kipahulu, Hana side lunch. Please meet at the Wailuku end of the Olowalu reached via Route 36 to 360 to 31. 808-248-8558. Store and bring along a lunch, gloves, and other field work tools. Meets at the Wailuku side of the General Farm Sanctuary Tours - Every Wed & Sat. Store. 7 - 11 a.m. Olowalu General Store, 820 Olowalu Explore Leilani Farm Sanctuary’s eight acres of Village Rd., Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-214-8778. tropical land and meet rescued animal friends, like

Daily Onsite Coral Reef Naturalist Program - Mon-Fri. Learn names of fish you’ve seen while snorkeling and how to protect Maui’s reefs at the Pacific Whale Foundation’s free Coral Reef Information Station. 8 a.m. - 12 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea, Between the Renaissance Wailea Resort and the Wailea Marriott Resort Hotel. 808-249-8811.

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Save the Forest from the Trees - Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove. Transportation is provided. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd.; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center, 91 Pukalani St. Hosmer’s Grove, Haleakala National Park. 808-856-8341. Hoaloah’aina, South Maui - Mon. Put on your sunscreen and closed shoes and help maintain South Maui Coastal Heritage Trail. Volunteer with Hoaloha ‘Aina, a grassroots organization committed to protecting Maui’s shoreline—a great area for bird watching! Part of Pacific Whale Foundation’s “Volunteering on Vacation” program. Call ahead, then meet at the north end of the Kihei Boat Ramp. . 7:30 - 9:30 a.m. Kihei Boat Ramp, 1280 S Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-249-8811. Invasive Species Education Event - Tue. Free community training workshops are slated for the Hawaii Early Detection Network, which monitors for invasive species. Participants will learn to identify pests like Banana Bunchy Top, little fire ant, invasive marine algae, and others. 5 - 7 p.m. Hana Community Center, 5091 Uakea St., Hana 96713. 808-984-3717. Kanaha Beach Project - Tue. Join group leader Val Magee in helping restore the natural landscape as part of Pacific Whale Foundation’s “Volunteering on Vacation” program (though you don’t have to be a visitor to participate). Meet at the Volunteer Trailer across from the Canoe Hale at Kanaha Beach Park. 8:00 - 10:00 a.m. Kanaha Beach Park, Amala Pl., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-249-8811. Save Honolua - Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed development of Honolua Bay. 6:45 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina 96761. 808-870-0052.

Sports & Fitness Pilates Plus Kegels - Mon. Perfect for new mothers to create abdominal tone, including the pelvic floor muscles, and for strengthening the back muscles. Highly recommended by health care professionals for women suffering incontinence either

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DA KINE CALENDAR after giving birth, or later in life. Instructor Eva Bondar, places focus on isolating the kegel muscles and using them in coordination with other movements to strengthen and support the pelvic girdle. Remember to call to register and please bring your own mat. 5:30 - 7:30 p.m. VITEC-Continuing Education & Training, Maui Community College, Laulima Bldg., 310 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-984-3231.

Free Tai Chi - Every Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in during your lunch break with Dr. Lorrin Pang. Noon - 12:45 p.m. State Office Building, 54 High St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-984-8200.

Free Hatha Yoga Class- Kihei - Wed. Classes focus on breathing as you gently stretch into and out of a variety of poses and postures, revitalizing and toning the entire system creating a sense of flexibility, well-being, peace and much much more. All levels. 8 - 9:15am. Waipuilani Park, Kihei, HI 96753. 808-344-8068.

Volleyball Day - Sat. Bump, set, spike! Open to everyone. Free. 12 p.m. Kamaole III Beach Park, Kihei.

Group Run - Wed. Group meets at Kihei Community Center. Open to runners of all ages and fitness levels. Sponsored by Valley Isle Road Runners. 5:30 p.m. Kihei Community Center, 303 E. Lipoa St., Kihei 96573. 808-879-4364. Maui Canoe Club - Mon-Fri. Join the Maui Canoe Club, dedicated to “paddling just for fun,” for a morning of exercise plus turtle and whale watching. The Maui Canoe Club offers recreational canoe paddling every weekday morning, located on the beach across from the Maui Lu Resort in Kihei. . 5:45 a.m., 7:15 a.m., 8:15 a.m. 575 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-875-9161. North Shore Ashtanga Yoga - Daily (except Sat). This series of Ashtanga yoga moves is performed in the tradition of Shri K Pattabhi Jois. All levels welcome. Mon - Fri, 10 a.m. & 6 p.m.; Sun, 11 a.m. Sprecklesville (call for details). 808-269-9003. Paddling for Women Cancer Survivors Every Mon & Wed. Get together with the Pink Ladies of Mana’olana for canoe paddling. Sponsored by the Pacific Cancer Foundation. 8:30 a.m. Maui Canoe Club, Ka Ono Ulu County Beach Park, 650 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-243-2999. Pool Hours - Daily. Pool Hours - Despite the fear of contracting super-strain ukus, I really enjoy a good swim in a public pool. Sometimes the thought of dealing with sand is just too much to bear. Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, and the Old and New Wailuku Pools: Mon - Wed, Fri - Sat 9 a.m - 4 p.m.; Thur, 10 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.; Sun 12 - 4:30 p.m. These hours can change due to events. To double check, please call, 808-270-6135. Ultimate Self Defense & Fitness with Taekwondo - Mon-Sat. Get in shape to feel younger, faster and stronger by training in the Taekwondo, the most practiced martial art in the world. Great cross training for all sports, keiki and adults alike can improve focus, agility, balance, speed and even school grades. Most importantly, it’s fun. Kiffmanns’ Maui Elite Taekwondo Center 111 Hana Hwy., Ste. 201, Kahului HI 96732. 808-877-4311. Four-Week Introductory Ki-Aikido - Thu. Across from the Wailuku Gym, you’ll find the stunning Shunshinkan Dojo. There, beginning Sept 3rd and continuing every Thursday through the 24th, an introductory training seminar will be held on KiAikido—”a Japanese Martial Art based in Zen principles.” Designed for adults and teens, the course fee includes a training manual. Should you decide to continue your training, the fee will be applied to student dues. 7 - 9 p.m. Shunshinkan Dojo, 194 S. Market St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-244-5165Maui Ki-Aikido, 808-244-5165 or 808-357-5172. Healing Movement Classes for Cancer Patients - Every Tue & Thu. Using Dragon & Tiger, an ancient self-healing system based on Chi Gung, this movement series releases stress, lessens pain and illness, and increases energy for cancer recovery and prevention. Free. 3 - 4 p.m. YMCA, 250 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-243-2999. Maui Croquet Club - Every Sun, Tue & Thu. You could be an amazing croquet player and not even know it. No mallet? No problem. 2 - 5 p.m. Waipuilani Park, Kihei, HI 96753. 808-879-0087.

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Samurai Swordsmanship - Every Tue & Fri. Study the Way of the samurai with Komei Juku Maui, the U.S. Headquarters for Muso Jikiden Eishin Ryu Iaijutsu. 6 p.m. - 9 p.m. Maui Okinawa Kenjin Kai, 688 Nukuwai Pl., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-573-1965.

Badminton Nights - Mon. West Maui Parks and Recreation presents this opportunity for folks to play this most delightful shuttlecock-centric sport. 6 - 9 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina 96761. 808-661-4685. Lahaina Canoe Club Weekly Paddle - Tue. Get buff, talk story, check out the scenery. 5:30 p.m. “paddles wet”. Hanako’o Beach Park (Canoe Beach), 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-870-6466.

Song & Dance It Takes Two to Tango - Thu. Introductory tango classes are held every second Thursday with socializing to follow. 7:30 - 8:30 p.m. Casanova, 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao 96768. 808-264-3902. Free Hula Performance - Every Tue & Thu. Enjoy the pleasures of Polynesian dance with this free performance every Tuesday and Thursday. This week, check out Na Kamalii Nani O Lahaina. 7 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina, 96761. 808-661-5304. Karaoke at Kaahumanu - Fri. Belt it out then buy a belt to either congratulate yourself on fine singing, or help ease the sting of embarrassment. Either way, a good time!. 6 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-877-3369. Shakin’ Keiki - Fri. Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors. Free. 3:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900 Front St., Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-667-9216. Backyard Jam - Sat. This weekly pa’ina features hula performances courtesy of Tihati Productions as well as an all you can eat island food buffet and discounted drinks. 5:30 p.m. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, HI, 96761. 808-661-0031. Free Keiki Hula Show - Every Sun & Sat. Sharing with you their cultural dance passions, these keiki light up the stage with their enthusiasm and hula know-how. This Sunday, check out Na Kamalii Nani O Lahaina. 1 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina, 96761. 808-661-5304. Hula Show - Every Sun & Sat. Get a taste of Hawaiian history and culture. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E.Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-877-8952. Country Western Line Dancing - Sun. Get your boots on for country line dancing at the Lahaina Cannery Mall stage this Sunday. Music includes both pop and country. . 6:30 - 8:30 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina, 96761. 808-667-9513. International Folk Dancing - Sun. Israeli and international folk dancing in cool Kula. 4 p.m. - 6 p.m. Grace Church, 1000 Kula Hwy., Kula, HI 96790. 808-280-1051. Line Dancing - Sun. Practice your tush push ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons: 6:30 p.m.; Dancing: 7 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina, 96761. 808-661-5304. High Hopes Square Dance Club - Mon. A place for beginners to pick up some steps and seasoned square dancers to show off their moves. Free. 7 p.m. Mayor Hannibal Tavares Community Center, 91 Pukalani St., Pukalani, 96768. 808-572-0671.

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Hula Show - Mon. A most dazzling performance executed with the aim of helping to perpetuate the Hawaiian culture. 10 a.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-877-3369. Pipe Up - Mon. No experience is needed for drummers and bagpipers at these open lessons and practices for the Isle of Maui Pipe Band. 6 p.m. Call for Directions. 808-876-0154. Senior Line Dancing - Mon. Line dance lessons for people 55 or better. 8:30 a.m. - 10 a.m. Kaunoa Senior Center, 401 Alakapa Pl., Paia, HI 96779. 808-270-7313. Swing & Lindy Hop Dancing - Mon. You’re money, baby. This group incorporates rock, hip hop and anything else rooted in jazz. 7-10 p.m. Kenolio Recreational Complex, 131 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-344-8180. Israeli Folk Dancing - Tue. Israeli folk dancing with The Jewish Congregation of Maui. 6 p.m. - 8 p.m. Beit Shalom Synagogue, 634 Alulike St., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-280-1051. Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Tue. Support the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their Polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Napili, HI 96761. 808-669-6271. Ukulele Lessons - Tue. Learn some strumming techniques to impress you friends. 5:45 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina, 96761. 808-661-5304.

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Miners used to carry canaries into coal mines. Since the birds were more sensitive to toxic gases, they’d become ill before the miners, who would then have a chance to escape. Keep your eyes and ears open; the warning signs before you are certainly not as obvious as a bird falling stiff-legged from its perch, but they’re not hard to miss if you’re looking for them. And just like the bird-keeping miners, you still have plenty of time to get out. Ignore (or fail to notice) those warnings at your own peril. Looking back, they’ll be all too obvious, and you’ll kick yourself for not paying attention.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Your newest venture isn’t likely to show immediate results, so don’t expect them; you’ll only be disappointed. That’s like going to the gym twice and being bummed because you didn’t lose ten pounds and gain visible muscle tone right away. Persistence and consistency will pay off, but these things take time. You’re not used to this kind of slow project; it will take a long time to come to fruition (and may never be technically “done”). However, this falls under the category of good things coming to those who wait; patience is your best ally right now. If you don’t have much, develop it.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Sticking to your guns is all well and good, but you do sometimes lack the awareness of exactly who you’re disagreeing with. It’s probably a new concept for you, but sometimes it’s better to just bite your tongue and back down and yield a little territory, given your relative positions. The Scorpio attitude is usually, “I don’t give a shit what anyone else thinks,” but sadly that’s a little naïve. There are some people whose opinions can have a tremendous impact on your current situation. Being flexible and bending a little will greatly expand your ability to ultimately get your ideas across. Standing firm and unyielding now, however, would only limit you.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Leaving things open-ended doesn’t actually leave your options open—it just inconveniences everyone who’s put themselves out there for you. Being vague about your commitments is lame. If someone invites you out to dinner, and you tell them, “maybe,” it means they can’t invite anyone else, but might still be dateless on Saturday night. Be decisive, clear, and forthright this week, even if that translates to what you perceive as rudeness or even meanness. Saying, “no, not now, not ever,” might feel cruel, but if that’s the case, it’s kinder to say so than, “maybe next time.” Be as brutal as you must, but as kind as you can.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

There are many different paths to a given goal, many different means to any end. You Goats tend to view things rather linearly, drawing straight lines between points A and B, and only considering alternative paths when they promise to be more efficient or effective. However, the most “effective” or “efficient” route isn’t necessarily the best one, and what’s best for one person isn’t necessarily so for someone else. You need to shed your judgments and take a more holistic approach. Yes, accomplishing your goal should still take top spot on your agenda, but be more flexible about how you do so. For instance, if doing something in a way that is 10% less efficient makes everyone 50% happier while doing it, it might be well worth your while.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Sometimes you’re like a giraffe trying to blend in with the gazelles. You might feel like you have an awful lot in common, but your essential differences are still going to make you stand out. There is something to be said about seeking out a crowd you’d feel more at home in, but for some people this mythical social “home” might not even exist. Therefore, I suggest trying to make yourself as comfortable as you can right where you are. Yes, you’ll always be, to some extent, completely different than those whose lives you share, but being the beloved adopted outsider might ultimately suit you better than just being another member of the herd.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Just because you’re able to go to Hell and back, and return with fruit, doesn’t mean you should. Hardly anyone even wants to eat those nasty underworld pomegranates, so why put yourself through all that hardship and suffering? Your life has enough of that as it is, so there’s no reason to go for more, especially since no one asked you to. We all know you’re capable of extraordinary things, and we love seeing you shine. However, you have nothing to prove here—except maybe that you’re not prone to making stupid choices, or proud owner of a martyr complex.

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Be careful—being a free spirit is often akin to being flaky. While the former is whimsical and loveable, no one enjoys the latter quality. It’s possible, of course, to march to the beat of your own drum without being unbearably undependable, but it takes a certain kind of groundedness that doesn’t come naturally to you Rams. It must be cultivated. I would hate to see you lose your idiosyncratic flair, but I’d be thrilled to know I could count on you when I needed you. There’s a way to have both, and this week is a great week to discover, embrace, and practice it.

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Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Mind your own business. You have a nose for interesting situations, and part of how you keep yourself entertained is involving yourself in scenarios that don’t necessarily concern you. That’s all well and good, especially when you use your communication skills to help resolve a conflict or bring people together. But sometimes you need to just butt out completely. That means not even lending one person or the other (or, goodness forbid, both) your sympathetic ear. It means walking away and saying, “get in touch when you’re both over it.” That’s a new paradigm for you, I know. Nevertheless I hope that this week you’ll give it a try.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

You’re trying to walk without crutches on a broken leg. In a way, I admire your fortitude and stubbornness, but in this scenario you’ve taken it to kind of an extreme, don’t you think? What are you trying to prove, and to whom, and why? I’m not convinced you have satisfactory answers to all those questions, and even if you do, I’m also unconvinced that there’s not an easier, better, and less excruciating way to accomplish exactly those goals. This week, instead of torturing yourself for no good reason, seek the painless alternative that will get you to exactly the same place.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Repetitiveness, while not your favorite thing, isn’t a huge problem for you. For most Leos, if you liked something once, you’ll probably like it a hundred more times (as long as they’re not all in a row). Whereas some signs need constant newness, you’re happy with a rotating list of favorites, with only the occasional unfamiliar surprise thrown in. You thrive in a happy, stable routine. Unfortunately, your recent more random situations have been anything but. This week, focus on manifesting a bit more of that joyful, familiar stability back into your life, so that you can enjoy the surprises as they should be: book-ended by things you already love.

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13.12 In Their Own Words, September 10, 2009, Volume 13, Issue 12, MauiTime