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VOLUME 12 • ISSUE 04

BEST OF MAUI 2008 Our Election year inspired look at the cream of the island crop...

9 Intro 10 Politics & Environment

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13 Goods & Services 26 Food & Drink 46 Sports & Leisure 52 Arts & Entertainment

THIS WEEK’S QUESTION In what fake Best Of category would you be the winner?

Editor: Jacob Shafer Best Time Change-Induced Morning Person Associate Editor: Starr Begley Best Source of Useless Information Calendar Editor: Jessica Armstrong Best Waitress Who Moonlights as a Calendar Editor Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, Lloyd Dangle, Rob Parsons, Chuck Shepherd, Cole Smithey, Ynez Tongson Illustration: Guy Junker, Ron Pitts, Glenn Watson Photography: Charlie Boy, Sean Michael Hower, Janusz Leszczynski, Erik Ogan, Mathias Puentedura, Phil “Monster” Russell Art Director: Travis Keenan Tiffin Best Internet Pirate Graphic Designer: Ocean Lehua Zbiciak Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers Best Candy Dish Made From a Human Skull General Manager: Jennifer Russo Best Office Dog Walker

56 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Legendary reggae collective Israel Vibration heads to Maui, and Ynez gives the low-down on their colorful past and timeless tunes.

57 DA KINE CALENDAR Stand-up guy Augie brings the funny, tide pools are explored by moonlight, dance crews pop and lock at the MACC, the Maui Film Festival screens Smart People and the American Cancer Society leads a relay for life in picks.

Administrative Executive: Judy Toba Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown Best Collection of Elvis Memorabilia Web Design: Linear Publishing www.linearpublishing.com Publisher: Tommy Russo Best Geek

62 Grid & Calendar

60 FILM A multiple Oscar winner and ‘70s Swedish pop...a match made in cinematic heaven?

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K, first off, we understand that this election started in like February of 1997 and most people not named Obama or McCain (and maybe even those guys) are friggin’ sick of it. But there’s a reason why buzz got generated so early—because this election, whatever the outcome, marks the end of quite possibly the worst administration in the nation’s history (you’re off the hook, Warren G. Harding). It also presents the real possibility that we’ll send the first non-Caucasian to 1600 Pennsylvania, and he seems like a decent guy, with Hawaii roots, to boot.

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So there are reasons to get excited. And we are excited, but not so much about the ballots that’ll be cast in November as the ones that were cast recently for our very own Best of Maui. You voted—in record numbers—we tabulated, and here are the results, presented by our hardworking team of contributors and augmented by some purely subjective editorial picks (hey, not everything has to be democratic).

Want to find out where the best pupus are sold? Or where you can buy a shot and a brew from the finest bartenders (male and female) on the island? Or which ocean activity readers picked as their favorite? The answers are inside. And we promise, this time it won’t come down to Ohio and Florida.

Contributors: Jessica Armstrong, Starr Begley, Chloe Bender, Kate Bradshaw, Rob Parsons, Anthony Pignataro, Lindsey Riesinger, Jen Russo, Jacob Shafer, Ynez Tongson.

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BEST ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUE Superferry The environmental and legal waters became even more turbulent in the year that passed since Hawaii Superferry earned last year’s nod as Best Environmental Issue. And by “Best,” we believe readers of course mean “Worst.” After all, aren’t environmental issues defined as government willingness to let big money projects run rampant over natural resources and common sense? Let’s review: Superferry launches $5 fares last August, jumping ahead of a looming court date to halt them. Citizens of Kauai jump on surfboards and block entry to harbor. Judge listens to a month of testimony and agrees there is the likelihood of adverse environmental impacts and calls for EIS first. Governor and legislature call special session, and draft new law to trump his ruling. High seas keep Superferry in port. Soon after, the 350-foot long fast-ferry is in drydock to repair damage to hull. Once repaired, second daily trip to Maui is added. Inspections reveal plundering of Maui resources: river rocks, ‘opihi, seaweed, reef fish, and octopus. Did we mention the close calls in near-collisions with whales, including three within 50 yards, one of which was 5-10 feet from the vessel? Yes, Superferry’s got issues! [RP]

Runner-up: Lahaina Bypass/Fixing roads

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West Maui’s County Council representative Jo Anne Johnson is nothing if not well-loved, at least

by Maui Time readers if not by big developers to whom she routinely has said, “No.” Even before upsetting incumbent Dennis Nakamura back in 2000 by a mere 130 votes, she was working to slow the pace of development in her West Maui District, limited as it is by over-crowded roadways and schools, and other infrastructure shortfalls. Believing her popularity is a reflection of her great love for her community, she said one of the greatest things is when people stop her out in public and thank her for the job she’s doing. “That’s something money can’t buy,” she said. Apparently she can’t be bought either—consistently winning re-election on a shoestring campaign budget— and her voting record. [RP]

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BEST PLACE TO SEE MAUI’S INTERNMENT CAMP PAST Horizons Academy in Haiku There are no signs, markers or plaques identifying or memorializing the location of the World War II Japanese American internment camp that once sat near today’s Pauwela Cannery in Haiku, but the building that houses the Horizons Academy seems to be the last surviving camp structure.

“Reportedly built as bachelors’ quarters for the plantation and used by the military for an officers’ club, it would have been present when the internment camp was in operation,” states the December 2007 Trans-Sierran Archaeological Research report on World War II Japanese American Internment Sties in Hawai‘i. “The building has been extensively remodeled, with new siding and windows, but the general structure, including the post and pier foundation, appears to be original.” 740 Haiku Rd. [AP]

BEST (WORST) COUNTY BLUNDER Wailea 670 If “blunder” can be defined as, “a usually serious mistake caused by ignorance or confusion,” then the County Council’s handling of the rezoning for Wailea 670/ Honua‘ula fits perfectly. After all, the Council’s narrow 5-4 vote to approve the massive South Maui project for luxury homes, a private golf course, and a smattering of affordable rentals slated for a North Kihei lightindustrial zoned parcel quickly wound up in court. Judge Joseph Cardoza agreed with five citizens who said their right to public input guaranteed by the state’s Sunshine Law had been violated by Council Planning Committee Chair Mike Molina’s continuing meetings over several days without allowing public comment on new information. Add the Council majority’s complicity to allow a golf course to replace remnant dryland forest native plant habitat and cultural sites, and to approve private water and wastewater systems, in light of Molokai Ranch’s recent efforts to punt from their obligation to operate similar private utilities. But, votes in a readers’ poll don’t always equate to votes on election day, and come November, those five Council members who voted to approve Wailea 670 may just blunder their way for another two-year stint of public service. [RP]

Runner-up: Superferry

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BEST POLITICAL ACTIVIST Joe Bertram For years, Joe Bertram III has unwaveringly chanted a mantra of “greenways and bike paths” for community design, and long before $145/barrel oil made us all think twice about our transportation options.Typically, winners in this category haven’t been elected officials, but those who have run for office unsuccessfully and, undaunted, are still working hard on community and environmental issues. Joe is all that, too. After a few unsuccessful bids for County Council on the Green Party ticket, and a 5-year stint on the Maui Planning Commission, in 2006 Bertram won the South Maui State House seat vacated by Chris Halford. What made Joe popular with the Maui Time set?

“That’s a good question,” said Bertram. “Maybe because I try to keep it positive all the time.”

Maybe Maui Time voters also noticed his support of House Bill 2675, to establish a task force to study issues regarding medical marijuana law reforms. [RP]

Runner-up: Rob Parsons

BEST REVOLVING DOOR Dain Kane Originally I had my money on former county Public Works Director/current Wailea 670 “representative” Charlie Jencks, but then I remembered Kane. For years he sat on the Maui County Council, but these days he’s a lobbyist for BlueEarth Biofuels—that big outfit that wants to partner with HECO to build giant biodiesel refineries that will run on palm oil. [AP]

BEST USE OF COUNTY FUNDS Save Honolua Perhaps no ad hoc citizens group has accomplished so much so quickly as the Save Honolua Coalition.The efforts began in early 2007, after hearing Maui Land & Pineapple’s proposed plans to “improve” access to the West Maui surf Mecca and fragile Marine Conservation District at Honolua Bay (which included luxury homes and a golf course on Lipoa Point above the bay). Citizens countered with T-shirts, sign-waving, bumper stickers, letters, weekly meetings with community leaders as featured speakers, 14,000 petition signatures, and a packed house when the matter came before the County Council. Due to the community outcry, ML&P has shelved their conceptual plans and gone back to the drawing board. More importantly, the Council earmarked one million dollars towards future acquisition of Lipoa Point. And that, readers surmised, was worthy of recognition for Best Use of County Funds. [RP]

Runner-up: Old Maui High restoration

BEST PLACE TO SEE NATURE TRIUMPH OVER HUMAN DEVELOPMENT South Kihei Road at the Maui Lu resort Every few months (or weeks, depending on the weather), county work crews have to come out here and shovel sand off the asphalt. We hear about beach erosion all the time, but here in Kihei you can watch South Maui sand blow across the road in real time! Considering the size of the dunes that loom over the road, it’s likely drivers will have to contend with sand drifts along the center line for a long time to come. [AP]

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BEST HAIR STYLIST Wendy Pogni Co-owner of Maui Hair Salon and Spa Soleil Luna Wendy Pogni has been voted at best hair stylist of 2008! With over 17 years of experience in the hair industry and Vidal Sassoon expertise, she will start with an “in the chair consultation”to pick out the perfect hair design that will look good on you. Many women will be happy to know that if they don’t currently have a trustworthy hair stylist they can always venture to Lahaina and experience the ultimate haircut that won’t leave them feeling lost.Wendy Pogni is the lady to see when trying to find that new, perfect, hot look. 242 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 662-0203. [LR]

Runner up: Zena, Beauty Bar

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BEST TATTOO SHOP Pacific Rootz Thank God for Samson and Pacific Rootz, Kihei’s oldest tattoo shop. Since I haven’t been tatted there before I had to call and try to get some info about his shop without blowing the cover that he had just won best tattoo shop in all of Maui. From the sound of it, you readers are really onto something. For one, Pacific Rootz is quite possibly the only local/Hawaiian run tattoo parlor on the island (I’m sure you guys will correct me if I’m wrong). And they do all kinds of cool stuff from portraits to Pacific Island art. In fact, they do hand pricking and hand tapping too, but not for the Polynesian stuff because that’s sacred and not for commercialism. I saw an unbelievably sick tattoo online of a Manta Ray and head piece that came out of Pacific Rootz and am pretty much going to take all of your advice and get my next tattoo done there. 847 S. Kihei Rd. #102, Kihei, 8911828. [SB]

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BEST BANG FOR YOUR BUCK Friends of the Library Got a lot of time on your hands but just some measly change in your pocket? Welcome to Maui!

Luckily for those of us that make chump change, Friends of the Library exists. This is a place that you can get a boatload of books for practically nothing. Seriously.The books are just 10, yes T-E-N cents. I’ve found everything from the latest Patricia Cornwell to a tattered-first edition Looking For Mr. Goodbar there. Not to mention, the people who volunteer there are classic characters and uber helpful. And yes, Friends of the Library could also double as The Best Place to unload all of your nerdy ex-boyfriend’s Sci-Fi novels. 871-6563. [SB]

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My family has been stopping by Paradise Pharmacy in Pukalani for years and I’m not blowing hot air up your rear by saying that it’s the absolute bomb-diggity.The Pharmacy of all pharmacies. As an admitted hypochondriac it’s always nice to have pharmacists that are willing to answer every little stupid question that I have without snickering. The women who work the counter are always SUPER nice and helpful. Not to mention they have a great toy section that perks the rug rats up when they feel junky. Which, although a bummer on the bank account, is a good thing. 81 Makawao Ave #21, Makawao, 572-1266. [SB]

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BEST PLACE TO GET A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT… CHEAP! Kama‘aina Loan A buddy of mine swears he found a perfectly good, remarkable sounding Squier Bullet that should have cost something like $400 for just $140. In fact, he was so shocked that he immediately ran to the bank (delaying our lunch engagement by at least 10 minutes), withdrew the money and then ran back and bought it before, as he put it, “they realized how much it was worth.”You couldn’t believe how proud he was when he finally came to lunch and showed off… the receipt. “So where’s the guitar?” I asked. “Back at the shop,” he said. “I’ll pick it up when we’re done here.”“You left it there?!” I asked. “Aren’t you worried they’ll realize what a steal it was?” His face suddenly drained of color, my pal ran out of the restaurant and retrieved his new possession. 46 N. Market St., Wailuku, 242-5555. [AP]

Inexpensive guitars and rockin’ sunglasses. What’s not to love?

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Ace Hardware I’m assuming this means every Ace Hardware on the island? There are a few of them you know.

I don’t have to tell you this, because you already know, but since I’m required to inform the general public on Best Of Maui winners, here it is: Ace Hardware, though much smaller than Lowes or Home Depot, is a GIANT when it comes to customer service. They really are the “helpful hardware store” and that’s no baloney. Located island-wide. [SB]

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BEST PLACE ON MAUI TO FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN L.A. Epitome Boutique I live in Lahaina, so I tend to do most of my clothes shopping in the small boutiques along Front Street. Unfortunately, this means it won’t be long before I see someone else sporting the cute new Roxy tank top I just bought.This is not so at trendy Epitome. It feels like I’m on Rodeo Drive when I step into that place and see all the designer jeans, cute dresses and funky, unique tops. And while a lot of the stuff is out of my price range, the big sale rack always has cute clothes at very affordable prices. Plus the ultra-helpful staff always remembers me, which makes me feel like a celebrity. 2435 Kaanapali Pkwy., Ste. D8, Lahaina, 661-6270. [JA]

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What guinea pig wouldn’t want to get squeezed into a cute little lobster suit? I’m pretty sure that one was a winner a few years back. My kitty’s going as a vampire this year since she’s already got the whole “drawing blood” thing down to an art, and I’m going to use this opportunity to royally embarrass my dog and strap her into a cat suit. [JA]

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BEST BOKSTORE WITH AMBIANCE Old Lahaina Book Emporium Sure, Borders and Barnes and Noble are great. I shop at both all the time, but sometimes a person needs more than just rows and rows of crisp covers and espresso.There are those days that call for conversation and a leisurely browse through hundreds of used, out of print or hard to find tomes.

Don’t get me wrong, there’s tons of new books there too and she’s got a great variety of Hawaiiana and random treats that will fill the literary hole in your black and aching artistic heart. 834 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1399. [SB]

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BEST SECOND HAND STORE Elise! Clothing I know you’ve seen the ads for Elise! They’re the ones that always feature some hot naked chick.Yeah, you know the ones I’m talking about. Elise! is the type of second hand store that sells “pieces” instead of mere used clothing. Elise! takes the grunt work out of scouring rummage, garage and yard sales for that perfect outfit that screams “indie-fabulous.” My favorite part of the store is at the back—Elise! always has some cuttingly clever word-tees (my not-so secret indulgence). Oh, the picture of the half dressed stud in one of the dressing rooms doesn’t hurt either. 310 Alamaha St # 3, Kahului, 8935473. [YT]

Runner up: Rainbow Attic

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BEST GRAVEYARD

Your opinion means

NOTHING

Paia

if you keep it to yourself.

This graveyard scores well in the three main criteria for good graveyards: It’s in a good location, right on the edge of Paia Town; it sports a really good view of the ocean; and it has that wonderful old graveyard look. Every time I drive by I see family members inside visiting their dearly departed (photohungry tourists, too). And why not? If there’s a graveyard on Maui that just screams picnic lunch on a Saturday afternoon, this is it. [AP]

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Clothes for: Yoga/Workout Swimwear Day-casual Elegant-evening Lingerie Jewelry Gifts

BEST PARKING LOT TO LEARN TO DRIVE A STICK

4310 L. Honoapiilani Rd. Kahana Manor

Granted, it would probably be best if we had all learned to drive a stick in a large cow pasture Upcountry. That way damage to property and the humiliation factor would be kept to a minimum. But during the weekends and after nine at night, this parking lot is pretty dead because no one in their right mind wants to be anywhere near the DMV unless they are required to be. Of course, you might want to call someone and figure out what the legalities are, but we’ve never been told to go home. Plus, you can lick your wounds over a Frostey at Wendy’s next door when you’ve had enough or your transmission falls out. Whichever comes first. [SB]

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BEST BOUTIQUE Mahina Located in Paia and Kihei, Mahina preaches to its shoppers “inexpensive, fashionable, high-quality clothing with fun, friendly salespeople.” Making shopping easy for the customer, Mahina’s employees discover and create new and exciting pieces to complete anyone’s attire.The idea behind the boutique is finding different styles from diverse designers and bringing them all under one roof. Not to go unnoticed is the amazing jewelry to compliment the attire! Readers pointed their votes in the right direction, exemplifying the true Hawaiian moon goddess, which is what Mahina means, in case you didn’t remember. 23 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9131. [LR]

Runner up: Sisters & Co., Enchantress

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Green Ti Boutique & Massage

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BEST BOOKSTORE Borders On an island like Maui you can’t just waltz in from the Mainland with a big, fancy attitude and expect everyone to love you. It takes time to win over the Maui crowd, and Borders has definitely punched that clock. Besides the superstocked Kahului store with a huge inventory of books and music there’s several smaller satellite stores around the island that carry pretty much anything you need or can order it in for you, pronto. Plus there’s the cool “rewards” card that gives a kama’aina discount to everyone. Located islandwide. [JA]

Runner up: Barnes and Noble

Best Bikini Shop!

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CELEBRATING 30 YEARS AT 12 BALDWIN AVE. IN PAIA 1-808-579-9266 Debbie Kowalski Wilson Started the MAUI GIRL label in 1987 and opened the MAUI GIRL shop in Paia 1992 she has been doing business at the same location since 1978.

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BEST (WORST) LOCAL FASHION BLUNDER Crocs Yes, I realize that Crocs are some of the most comfortable and functional shoes on the market and many people seem to think they’re completely genius, but in my humble opinion those rubber slip-ons make feet look ridiculously big and frumpy. I’ll admit that my own footwear is not always high fashion (I’ll wear slippers pretty much anywhere outside of a courtroom) but it still cracks me up that people think their bright orange, clunky Crocs go with every outfit. [JA]

Comfortable, yes. But perhaps not the best accessory for a Friday night on the town...

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Requests McCain: Old enough to remember when people other than hipsters bought records.

Different people have different views about what makes a good record store. For some, it’s all about selection and convenience (see our runner up). But for those who value that funky, scruffy, off-beat quality and would rather thumb through hard-to-find titles than run straight for the latest top 40 hit, Requests is the place. Located just across the street from our Maui Time offices, it boasts an eclectic collection of CDs and records, including an impressively large reggae section.

And while they’re winning for “record shop,” you can also swing by for reasonably-priced used DVDs—ranging from new releases to old school blaxploitation flicks—plus books and t-shirts. If you haven’t already, give them a spin. 10 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-9315. [JS]

Runner up: Borders

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BEST NEW RESTAURANT Wok Star Yeah, yeah, Wok Star has great noodles. I know you can get them in all sorts of configurations from dry mein to ramen, plus plenty of flavor varieties such as teriyaki or curry. But have you tried the peanut butter and bananas? It’s called a Jaffel.

Just a pressed sandwich, really—peanut butter, honey and bananas on Hawaiian sweet bread— then cut into triangles and sprinkled with powdered sugar. Very simple, straightforward and impossibly delicious. Wok Star sells them, along with the tasty noodle dishes. Get one early in the day or late in the evening, it matters not; they’re open from 7am to midnight so its your choice. Just get one. 1913 S.Kihei Rd., 495-0066. [AP]

Runner up: Mai Tai Lounge

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BEST RESTAURANT Mama’s Fish House Mama’s Fish House was the first restaurant on island to prepare fresh fish. Opening its doors on the North Shore in 1973, the restaurant boasts original Polynesian artifacts, unique flower arrangement and innovative local woodcarvings. Mama’s Fish House has an award-winning menu, and the food is amazing. All of this reputation and quality drive prices high, so the next time Mom and Dad want to take you out, let them know you’ll make the reservations at Mama’s. With its character and quality fresh fish dishes Maui Time readers have named Mama’s Fish House restaurant as one of Maui’s Best in one category or another since 2001. 799 Poho Pl., Paia, 579-8488. [LR]

Runner up: Mala

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M AUI ’ s B E ST

SUSHI year after year*

BEST DINING WITH A VIEW Sarento’s on the Beach If the election or any other mainland-centric hype-fest causes you to forget your own whereabouts, this place will remind you of how lucky you are to live on Maui. Competition is especially tough for this category, given the astonishing array of mindblowing landscapes on the island. From the patio at Sarento’s you have a sweeping view of the sparkling Pacific, Molokini, Kahoolawe, Lanai, and Maui’s coastline. Unless someone’s McCainesque mug is somehow blocking your view, there’s not a bad seat in the house. A killer wine list adds to the glow of a sunset viewed while dining at Sarento’s on the Beach. 2980 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 875-7555. [KB]

Runner up: Seawatch

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Mahalo Maui for Voting us the Best!

VOTED BEST ITALIAN. BEST PIZZA. BEST LATE NIGHT 1188 MAKAWAO AVE. (AT BALDWIN AVE.) IN MAKAWAO 808.572.0220

BEST BAR South Shore Tiki Lounge Nestled in the heart of Kihei’s fabled Bar-muda Triangle, this place is the quintessential island boozer’s haven; a landslide victory for the retro-tropical set. Yet there is more to the place than blowfish lanterns and killer punchbowl Mai-tais. The surprisinglynot-too-sweet lychee-watermelon martini gets my vote, tasty and intoxicating.They also serve great housemade pizza, salads, and sausage sandwiches.The place gets pretty packed on weekends, and there is either live music or a DJ spinning out tunes every night.

Bonus: their kama aina deal scores those of us who live here half off on food and drink from 11am to 4pm. Every single day.

1913 S Kihei Rd J, Kihei, 874-6444. [KB]

Runner up: Mulligans

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This is where every debate should be held.

BEST MALE BARTENDER Renie Hamayelian, Tiki Lounge I should probably disclose right now that I’ve had a major crush on Renie for about four years, but I promise I had nothing to do with the vote count. In fact, I’m pretty sure that hundreds, no thousands of Maui women have had the hots for Renie over the years. Alcohol does that to you. Scratch that, alcohol and a highly intelligent bartender who’s literate, articulate, rides a motorcycle, plays some pretty good poker and can pour a Guinness like a god does that to you. I have heard that there is a Mrs. Renie and I’d like to send out a congratulations on landing the best guy on the island, er, Best Male Bartender. I’ve heard that you totally deserve each other and hope that you’ll live happily ever after.

Damn it, where’s my beer?! 1913 S Kihei Rd. J, Kihei, 874-6444. [SB]

Runner up: Dave, Milagros.

BEST LOCAL FOOD Kujo

DAILY HAPPY HOUR 3-5 pm DRINK & APPETIZER SPECIALS Located oceanside in the Sands of Kahana Resort Just 10 Minutes North of Lahaina Serving Daily 7:30am to 9:00pm 4299 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-5000

Kujo knows local food and locals know Kujo.Take my neighbor for example; he loves Kujo just as much as you do. According to him, they have phenomenal katsu, a good beef tomato, are open for breakfast, lunch and dinner and the owners are nice and friendly. He actually used the term “local fabulous.” Something has got to be said for a place that has a “buy three plate lunches get the fourth one free” deal. They are tucked away in Kahului industrial, but once you find them you will know why Maui Time voters put Kujo at the top of local food on the island. 385 Hoohana St., Kahului, 877-9080. [SB]

Runner up: Aloha Mixed Plate

BEST FEMALE BARTENDER Lynsey Poole, Dog and Duck Go to a bar and get a drink done right by plopping down on a bar stool in front of Lynsey Poole at Dog and Duck.Voted by Maui Time readers as the best female bartender, Lynsey Poole has got a talent for understanding her crowd of customers and getting their drinks to them fast. She is endowed with wonderful super bartender powers, making you feel at home while you’re bellied up at South Maui’s Irish Pub. Her friendly service is spot on with every cocktail and draft, no matter how much you bend her ear with your buzz on. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-9669. [LR]

Runner up: Amy Peterson, Dog and Duck

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BEST PUPUS Mala

BEST SANDWICH 808 Deli I’m going to give myself a major pat on the back right now and remind you all that I introduced you to the fantabulous 808 Deli a few weeks after it opened. I am so So SO happy that ya’ll agree that they really do have five star sandwiches. What’s your favorite one?

Personally, I can’t choose. I think I may have to retry all of them to make an educated decision. 2511 S Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-1111. [SB]

Runner up: Paia Fish Market

Eclectic is one tried-andtrue way of describing the menu here, but there seems to be a method to the way things come together at Mala. Take, for example, seared ahi bruschetta, which takes place on flax seed toast and involves edamame puree.

The first-course menu here seems most comfortable speaking Greek, but throws in a few slang words from as far away as the Pacific Rim. Also intriguing is the extensive drink menu. My next mission is to see how well the hummus plate pairs with Mala’s handmade sangria. 1307 Front St. Lahaina, 667-9394.

[KB]

Runner up: Pupu Lounge

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BEST STEAK Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse I would sell my soul. I take that back. I would put my soul up as a timeshare if I would be guaranteed to be able to eat at Ruth’s Chris every night for all of eternity. It appears that most of our readers feel the same way. I don’t know what it is about Ruth’s Chris but the steak is supernaturally delicious. It’s not natural. I mean, yeah their steak is natural…In fact they use island beef, but a taste that good just can’t be for real. I’m thinking this restaurant may have already sold its soul. Food for thought. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., Kihei, 874-8880; 900 Front St, Lahaina, 661-8815. [SB]

Runner up: Outback

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BEST MEXICAN FOOD Las Piñatas Las Piñatas is pretty much why I became an intern at Maui Time Weekly.Years ago, while enjoying a huge plate of delicious nachos, I stumbled across an issue. I also picked up a copy on another visit, while gorging myself on the scrumptious Kitchen Sink Burrito. From then on, I associated the euphoria I felt from my taste buds and the pleasant feeling of being full with this very publication. So there you have it: Las Piñatas is a fiesta for your mouth but beware! Your food high may cloud decision-making skills. At least it did for me. I love interning at Maui Time Weekly…just not as much as I love Las Piñatas. 395 Dairy Rd. J, Kahului, 877-8707. [YT]

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BEST PLACE TO BUY WINE Costco With booze, I’ve always been impressed with quantity rather than quality. But at Costco, the corporate shopping co-op haven, you can have both. I’m just a sucker for the sight of their wine section, the fancy bottles in the wood crates, the cases upon cases of bottles, gleaming under the fluorescent lighting like pirate gold. Not only that, but they also have a great variety of wine, with interesting ratings and descriptions for wine know-it-alls.You voted smart, economical, and right on the nose with this one. In addition to being a good place to buy groceries, take the family out to dinner, go on a date (free appetizers) and watch free movies, Costco has been formally recognized as an excellent place to buy wine.Too bad your votes don’t get you a membership here too, cuz that will cost you extra. 540 Haleakala Hwy., Kahului, 871-8693. [YT]

Runner up: Mr. Wine

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BEST DINNER Mama’s Fish House MADE ON MAUI SINCE 1998

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Guava ~ Mango ~ Papaya ~ Coconut Lilikoi ~ Strawberry ~ Lychee ~ Lime Ginger ~ Mango Chutney & more!

Island Seasonings also available!

The fact that Mama’s Fish House prevails here is no surprise. I can tell you Maui Time foodies have your hearts set on Polynesian atmosphere, ocean front dining, fresh fish, nothing but the best for you. Everything on the menu is tastefully creative and almost-too-pretty-to-eat. Personally my favorites are the more simple dishes, like the grilled Portobello mushroom with sun dried tomato and our local Surfing Goat Dairy goat cheese. But you Maui Time reader order what ever you like, carte blanche, since you did all that tough voting and worked up your appetite for Best Dinner and all.

799 Poho Pl., Paia, 579-8488. [KB]

Runner up: Café O Lei

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BEST PIZZA Flatbread Company Although some purists may call for a recount—citing evidence that flatbread is not technically a pizza—I say let the ruling stand.There’s fresh dough, creative toppings and sauce on a pie that’s cut into slices. I don’t care what they call it; it’s pizza.They cook it in a giant wood burning stove right there in the middle of the restaurant.The crust is always perfectly crunchy and thin which means I can eat twice as many slices before I get that glazed-over look in my eyes. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8989. [JA]

Runner up: Vinny’s

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Eating a fish sandwich is a quintessential north shore Maui casual dining experience, and Maui Time readers are together with me on this one. It has a great people watching corner, Hana Highway and Baldwin Avenue.You go in, order your food and sit on the communal picnic benches and either chat with familiar faces or make new friends.When your fish sandwich arrives, hot and delicious, you can either add one of the many hot sauces they have provided at your table or chow it down as is.

They make it with their homemade coleslaw in the sandwich and it’s splendid. Prices are sensible, the fish fresh, plus you get to choose what kind goes in your sandwich, from mahi mahi to ahi to ono. Mahi is the best if you ask me, but you don’t have to take my word for it, because Maui Time readers voted and they know best. 100 Hana Hwy Paia, 579-8030. [JR]

Runner up: Alexander’s

BEST FINE DINING Lahaina Grill I know why the popular vote for Fine Dining goes to Lahaina Grill. Every year on my sister’s birthday we head to Lahaina Grill for our fine dining ritual.This is where we come to get away from kids, cooking and cleaning to be spoiled with impeccable service, filled with sumptuous food, and intoxicated on fancy liquor. The restaurant has an elegant Victorian vibe that brings out my inner 18th century decadence and diva. We get all gussied up and I eat fois gras and seared ahi with exotic gin and tonic, among other amazing food and drink pairings.

A photographer may come around and shoot a few photos of our experience and email them to us.The chef may come out for a word or two.

Or owner Jurg Munch could stop by our table and greet us. Our social experience is enriched as much as our culinary palate is satiated. We are absolutely fabulous for a few hours, then go home to the kids for our reality check. 127 Lahainaluna Rd, Lahaina, 667-5117. [JR]

Runner up: Spago

al hula from Samoa,Tahiti, New Zealand and of course, Hawaii, Feast at Lele captivates audiences.The food is tantalizingly remarkable and the romantic atmosphere is hot, hot, hot! 505 Front St, Lahaina, 667-5353. [LR]

Runner up: Old Lahaina Luau

BEST PLATE LUNCH Aloha Mixed Plate The readers of Maui Time got it right when they went to the ballots for Best Plate Lunch and checked off Aloha Mixed Plate. Aloha Mixed Plate has been a West Side fixture for years and

finds success serving up some seriously delicious plate lunches that are well worth the Pali drive and won’t break the bank.The Hawaiian Plate is the supreme local treat here. Let me explain: generous portions imu prepared kalua pork and cabbage, poi, rice, lomi lomi salmon, macaroni salad, and haupia are all joined together at the mere cost of $8.95. Plus you get to enjoy all this food right on their ocean front deck overlooking the Mala Wharf. Tons of other plate lunches are found on the menu and come in mini, regular, and jumbo sizes, so no matter what type of appetite you show up with, know that you will leave fully satisfied. 285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. [CB]

Runner up: L&L

BEST DISHWASHER Scott Kilmer What can I say, except the man knows how to clean a glass. Many a night I have watched this bartender stand behind the South Shore Tiki Lounge bar, loading and unloading the dishwasher, trying to understand the nuances of his trade. Never have I seen him break a glass! Not one! I have no idea how he does his job, but he does it with élan and a professionalism that is seldom seen on this island.

South Shore Tiki Lounge, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6444. [AP]

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BEST FARMERS MARKET Honokowai Farmers Market All you folks on the west side have to look no further than the Honokowai Farmer’s Market to support your local farmers.

According the votes, Maui Time readers who shop for fresh veggies and fruits like them here. If you have ever sliced open a fresh locally-grown papaya, juiced a fresh lemon over it and dove in with your spoon, you know the fresh fruit heaven Maui can provide. Don’t forget the sweet spiny pineapple, apple-banana, juicy mango or the harder to find guava and passion fruit. Most farmer’s markets on the island are only open a couple of days out of the week; after all, the farmers have to grow the food too! But you’ll find this one open Monday, Wednesday and Friday. 3636 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 6697004. [JR]

Runner Up: Swap Meet Kahului

LUAU/DINNER SHOW Feast at Lele Lele is the ancient name of Lahaina, and where the Royal family of Maui would sit and eat and entertain. It is not a coincidence that Maui Time readers would vote this Luau as one of Maui’s Best. It’s not just any luau. From their amazing ocean-front location (it’s like dining on the beach) to their five course Polynesian meal created and conceptualized by none other than Chef James McDonald to tradition-

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BEST BREAKFAST Stella Blues You want the biggest, baddest omelet in the county of Maui? It’s at Stella Blues! Stella Blues offers everything you want for breakfast at a fair price.You can count on them for great service and the kitchen staff will amaze you with their ability to get your food out to you fast. Their spacious dining room will impress you. If I can recommend something to have with your breakfast it’s the Bloody Mary, garnished with three green olives and seasoned perfectly. With so many options opening up for the breakfast hour you can count on Maui Time voters to let you know what’s best, and its Stella Blues. 1279 S Kihei Rd #201, Kihei, 874-3779. [LR]

Runner up: Gazebo

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BEST FISH TACOS Jawz

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You can’t go wrong wrapping a few edible items in a tortilla.Yet doing so in a way that attempts to please everyone results in something not unlike your average piece of environmental legislation: it will sorta-kinda do, I guess. Kihei’s Jawz is the more rogue-ish of fish taco joints. It started out as a roadside taco wagon outside Makena Beach, but now comprises the aforementioned mobile unit as well as a spot in Azeka Mauka. Mahi mahi tacos are huge here. Added bonuses of a stationary location include spirited beverages (and thus happy hour), and a salsa bar. Oh, and I checked it out: there are veggie options. 1279 S Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8226. [KB]

Runner up: Maui Taco

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BEST HEALTH FOOD STORE Hawaiian Moons This time around, Hawaiian Moons beat out all other Maui natural foods titans to take the island’s top status as Best Health Food Store. So what kind of (soy-) beefing up does such an establishment do to accomplish this? As a longtime vegan I can vouch for this place, especially given their expansive supply of pesto sans Parmesan, and their vegan chocolate cake. But what stands out most here at Hawaiian Moons isn’t their hot food choices, or extensive salad bar, but the huge focus on locally made and grown products. Let’s all imagine an island where shipping costs for fresh produce and organic products don’t exist.

Hawaiian Moons is taking us there one Kula strawberry at a time. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-4356. [KB]

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BEST BUSINESS LUNCH BEST LUNCH

BEST COFFEE HOUSE

BEST CHINESE FOOD

Café O’Lei

Da Kitchen

Kihei Caffe

Dragon Dragon

Never mix pleasure and business, right? Sure we’ve all heard this time and time again, but Cafe O’Lei’s diverse lunch menu forces us to bend the rules every once in a while.Their fabulous dishes help us to balance out the next flaky business encounter with an enjoyable, satisfying meal. What’s even better is that the prices are fair; you can order Blackened Mahi Mahi served with steamed rice and a salad for around nine bucks. A great selection of sandwiches and salads are also found on the menu, and the friendly atmosphere will leave you wishing that you were dragged out on a business lunch every day of the week. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului; 2433 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; Market St., Wailuku. [CB]

Just saying “Da Kitchen” makes me hungry.

Mega hungry. Good thing Da Kitchen makes people full. So full that I’m thinking it might not be a bad idea for them to invest in one of those dolly things to wheel people from their seats to their cars when they’re pau eating. Everything is good at Da Kitchen, but my favorite is the kalua pig plate with mac salad and a side of poi. The hamburger steak plate is a close second. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-7782; 425 Koloa St #104, Kahului, 871-7782. [SB]

The only thing that I love more than the great view for people watching at the Kihei Caffe is their coffee and boy do they have great coffee! We’re talking always hot, fresh and caffeinated. Kihei Caffe is (obviously, according to our readers) the best place on the island to sit with their cup-o-joe on a sunny morning and watch crazy pedestrians, dedicated joggers and people in bathing suits scoot around on South Kihei Rd. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-2230. [SB]

Mmm…Lemon Chicken. In my humble opinion, you readers are so right on with this vote. I love Dragon Dragon. I have so many memories there. Most are filled with lemon chicken, fired rice and that yummy garlic spinach dish, but some are filled with almond float and green tea ice cream too. One of the best things about Dragon Dragon is that the food always tastes so fresh, comes in large quantities and always arrives on your tale ridiculously quick. 70 E Kaahumanu Ave. #B12, Kahului, 893-1628. [SB]

Runner up: Stella Blues

Runner up: Bad Ass Coffee

Runner up: Panda Express

Runner up: Koho’s

BEST BURRITO Maui Tacos I have only recently become infatuated with the Maui Taco burrito. But you Maui Time reader, you have held a long time romance with Maui Taco’s burrito, voting it to the top of the Maui Burrito charts since 2003. What’s not to love? You get a ginormous burrito, you can choose from any of their healthy grilled meats, beans and rice, and fresh veggies. Other options are spinach tortillas and homemade sauce. Its all so good and vegetarian friendly. Plus it comes with chips, as if you could even fit any more in your belly. Even better, you will find locations all around the island so no matter where you are, Maui Tacos is nearby. 840 Wainee Street, Lahaina, 661-8883; 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, 871-7726; 411 S. Kihei Road, Kihei, 879-5005. [JR]

Runner up: Jawz Taco

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BEST VEGETARIAN Mana Foods Mana Foods is actually located on the site of my childhood church.Yes, it’s true.Today it’s all about organic produce, free-range meat and granola bars and yesterday (okay, twenty-some years ago) it was all about Jesus. Maybe that’s why Mana is so divine when it comes to the whole vegetarian scene.Their deli, hot food bar and salad bar are phenomenal. Here is where you come for the best teriyaki tofu ever. I just want to remind you readers about a little something though: Mana Foods isn’t only vegetarian.

Nope, but that doesn’t take anything away from its healthy goodness.You’ll find everything here from seitan to grass fed beef , and its all high quality at a good price. 49 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8078. [SB]

Runner up: Veg Out

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BEST SUSHI Sansei It seems like Sansei isn’t really fighting fair in this “Best Of” battle. I mean, there’s no way a place that offers 50 percent off sushi for late night eaters AND has a panko crusted ahi roll that comes with such an amazing sauce is going to lose this competition. Add endless possibilities to laugh at your friends when they sing karaoke and you pretty much have a slam-dunk. Doesn’t really seem fair, does it? 1881 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8790004; 115 Bay Dr #115, Lahaina, 669-6286. [JA]

Runner Up: Isana Restaurant

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Visionary in the culinary industry, inspiration to his Maui Community College Culinary program roots, an artist with Hawaiian ingredients as his palette, Chef James McDonald can be proud of his win as Best Chef. Not busy enough with a trio of restaurants, Pacific’o, I’o, and the Feast at Lele in the 505 Front Street Center in Lahaina, Chef James honed in on starting the eight acre O’o farm in Kula, which he uses to supply his restaurants with fresh produce, fruits, herbs and aromatics. Arriving in Hawaii at the young age of 19, Chef James has worked hard to reach celeb chef status, using not just his good looks, but a strong sense of loyalty and a desire to contribute to the community with his knowledge of pacific rim cuisine and business sense. Pacific’o: 505 Front St # 14, Lahaina, 667-4341; I’o: 505 Front St #114, Lahaina, 661-8422. [JR]

Runner up: Danny Paquette

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BEST BURGER Cool Cat’s When it comes to burgers, you readers aren’t looking for a change in leadership. You voted the big, beefy, delicious burgers at Cool Cat’s number one once again and I know why. It’s the basics. When you order a burger you get just that, quality meat on a fluffy bun with crunchy veggies and a pickle. If you want cheese, you order cheese.

From this solid and classic foundation the menu branches with gourmet offerings that stay true to their burger namesake, and no burger hunger goes unsatiated. 658 Front St., Lahaina. 6670908. [JA]

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Runner up: Jonny’s Burger Joint

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WINNER “Best Restaurant” WINNER “Best Lunch” WINNER “Best Dinner”

BEST PLACE FOR A NON-FIRST DATE Melting Pot

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The other night my girlfriends took me out for a belated birthday dinner at Melting Pot. It was the first time that we’d been there and it was totally worth the agonizing drive to Lahaina. It took us three luxurious hours to eat our dinner. It was awesome! There was plenty of time to talk and gossip about people we know and the strangers sitting next to us. The bottom line is, considering the time spent savoring the food there, a first date may be iffy. What if that person ends up sucking?

But, if you actually know for a fact that you like your date, there’s no better restaurant. 325 Keawe

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Cold Stone Creamery

NOW OPEN LUNCH: MON-FRI 11-2:30 DINNER: MON-SUN 5-9

Like some politicians, I sometimes pay for pleasure. However, my self indulgence consists of mainly tipping teenagers so they grudgingly sing me reworked versions of show tunes while they mash choice toppings like fudge, strawberries and M&Ms into Cold Stone’s house-made ice creams. I guess Maui Time readers go for this kind of stuff too, since Cold Stone took it away at the polls for Best Ice Cream. I don’t need to tell you that some politicians should follow our lead. Ice cream at Cold Stone is pure creamy deliciousness. Not only will the servers serenade you, they serve up some of the most delicious ice cream concoctions designed by none other than yourself. You don’t even have to pay extra for that. Located island-wide. [YT]

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BEST OF MAUI WINNER 2 YEARS IN A ROW!

Runner Up: Lapperts, Roselani

BEST PANCAKES

Enchiladas Tacos • Burritos Best Chile Verde • Full Salsa Bar

Tasty Crust How can you resist the sign outside of Tasty Crust, proclaiming their pancakes to be world famous? If they’re good enough for the world, they’re good enough for me. If I could, I would put Tasty Crust’s pancakes in a category of their own: Delicious-Melt-In-Your-Mouth-Goodness. I wonder if the USDA would approve that…? Probably not. But that shouldn’t stop anyone from sampling these fluffy golden brown slices of heaven. Sure, those burnt on the outside/raw on the inside pancakes your kids made you Sunday morning may be thoughtful, but Tasty Crust’s pancakes will fill your tummy with flapjack bliss.

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BEST MAI TAI Mai Tai Lounge There are a couple of things that make this popular island drink superior at the Mai Tai Lounge. First, they use crushed ice.The greater surface area keeps the cocktail Arctic cold, which in turn slows the melting of the ice and keeps the drink less watery. Then there are the multiple fresh-squeezed juices that get blended in a martini shaker before they’re poured, instead of simply being mixed together in the glass. Of course, the whole thing gets topped off with delicious dark rum, but at the very end they add a splash of a very mysterious and mind boggling sweet liquid. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-5288. [JA]

BEST SPAM MUSUBI Minit Stop

Runner up: Mama’s Fish House

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Spam. Rice. Nori. What’s not to love?

It absolutely baffles me that there are people on this island that refuse to accept the beauty, versatility and all out yummieness that Spam brings to almost any meal. Okay, maybe “beauty” was a stretch; but still! We all know that there’s good Spam Musubi and not-as-good Spam Musubi.The votes are in and you, our dedicated readers and specially prepared assorted meat connoisseurs have locked it in. The best Spam Musubi is at Minit Stop. Period.

Located island-wide. [SB]

Runner up: 7 Eleven

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BEST ITALIAN FOOD Casanova I am so happy that our readers chose Casanova as the Best Italian Food winner because it’s so true! I’ll start with the focaccia bread, dipped in balsamic and olive oil. Orgasmic. No, really it is. My favorite main dish is the fungi pasta with chicken. It’s pretty exquisite–loads of mushrooms, buttery noodles and garlic–all heaped on a plate with tender strips of chicken breast. Not to mention, most nights, Casanova offers great late night entertainment that’s perfect for dancing off those extra, delicious, totally worth it calories. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-0220. [SB]

Runner up: Penne Pasta

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BEST SAIMIN Sam Sato’s I could use saimin as a metaphor to describe Maui. Like saimin, Maui takes bits and pieces of different cultures and ethnicities and puts them together to create something wonderful.This phenomenon is something unique to Hawaii. Suffice it to say that the best bowl of something wonderful can be found at Sam Sato’s. Maui Time readers know how good it is and cast their vote for Sam Sato’s.

Here the staff will greet you, ask about how your family is doing and then serve you the best bowl of saimin this side of the Pacific. At Sam Sato’s the broth is hot, the noodles are long and the meat doesn’t come from a can. 1750 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-7124. [YT]

Runner up: Hanafuda

BEST FISH AND CHIPS Alexander’s Whenever we think of fish and chips, Alexander’s immediately pops into our minds.Why? Because the fish is deep-fried in a tempura-like, beer batter containing yummy herbs that ultimately results in a delectable creation. On top of that, they don’t mess around with their sauces.The tarter sauce served on the side is the traditional type, the way that any seafood lover’s condiments are supposed to be. Crisp french fries simply add to this wondrous meal, making it the obvious choice for the best fish and chips on Maui. 840 Wainee Street, Lahaina; Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, Kahului; 1913 S. Kihei Rd. [CB]

Available at more than 200

350 locations

Runner up: Paia Fish Market

BEST SMOOTHIE Jamba Juice A good smoothie should be a simple affair—just toss some fruit and ice into a blender and hit frappe, right? Well, apparently it’s not so simple, because not everyone gets it right. One place that does is Jamba Juice, another major chain that’s managed to win over wary locals with its tastily refreshing concoctions. Pineapple, strawberry, mango, orange, blueberry—whatever your fruit of choice may be, they’ll whip it, plus a few of its friends, into a blast of perfect-for-a-hot-afternoonpick-me-up goodness. Located island-wide. [JS]

Runner Up: Take Home Maui

BEST CHEAP FOOD Pukalani Superette The assorted bento lunches at Pukalani Superette are so affordable you can feed a family of four for under ten bucks.Take their roast pork, a generous serving of gravy over home made roasted and seasoned pork, plus a side of rice, and perhaps a side dish of wontons, sounds like dinner to me.

Everything is packaged fresh, with varying amounts in each and sold at different prices to fit any appetite and budget. Did you know this already reasonable establishment also offers a web deal of the week program? This week it was ten percent off everything in the store, except tobacco and liquor and other sale products. Plus they have the best local produce around. Local market looking out for their local clientele. It gets easier by the minute to save a buck here. 15 Makawao Avenue, Pukalani, 572-7733. [JR]

Runner up: Costco

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Next stop on the campaign trail...Little Beach.

BEST SWIMMING BEACH Big Beach Swimming at Big Beach is like a bad relationship—you think that if you can just get past the break, you’ll be fine.The water at Big Beach is calm and placid…on a flat day. Other days you’ll experience the awesome force of Big Beach’s spectacular shore break. On those days Big Beach is ideal for bodyboarding, skimboarding and even bodysurfing. But there will always be those among us who persist in swimming at a beach that is no longer hospitable. They’ll insist that if only they could get past the immense shore break—with its gigantic waves that threaten to suck you in, the whirling ominous, dark clouds of sand, the walls of water that threaten to crush you with sheer force—they’ll be back in waters that are calm, cool and refreshing. And for a time, they will be.This is, of course, before they realize they have to swim back to shore. [YT]

Runner up: Keawekapu Beach

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BEST HAUNTED PLACE

transform. free your mind.

Iao Valley

move your body.

I know. Sounds cheesy and generic at first and I’ve never been overly creeped out by Iao Valley, but hear me out.

There’s this tree in the Valley that if you butt the front bumper of your car against it and shift into neutral, your car will roll backward. Not impressed? Your car will roll backward UPHILL. Yeah, it’s true. I have a friend that’s tried it and he said that the car got going to 20 miles per hour. That’s just not right.

Plus, he’s a highly reputable dude. You’re gonna have to trust me on that. [SB]

enlighten your spirit.

pilates, yoga, hoopdance, and let the journey begin. and GYROTONIC ® privates, duets, and classes offered. located in the honokowai beach center across the street from the beach park.

3636 lower honoapiilani rd, #2 honokowai, hawaii 96761 808-665-1800 www.mauitransformationstudio.com

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GOT POLE? Studio Butterfly does...

ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY THE POLE BUT FEELING A LITTLE UNEASY? Then..unleash your inhibitions and swing into a private pole session at Studio B.

1 Hour Private Pole $50 (Bring a friend and pay $40) *Special is good through July 31st, 2008

Drop - In Mat Pilates $13 / Class Tues & Thurs 8 AM -9 AM

BEST OCEAN ACTIVITY Photo: Phil “Monster” Russell

Surfing The sport of Hawaiian kings still reigns supreme over all others in Maui. Every day surfers paddle out with longboards and shortboards, with one fin or three, in search of the perfect ride. Whether you’re an expert or a beginner, a grommet or old-timer, we know that you readers love surfing above all other water sports. And why shouldn’t you? It’s not just anywhere that a person can live simply for the perfect wave. [JA]

Runner up: Snorkeling

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(Through the month of July)

Pilates/Pole Combo Class New 6 week series begins August 6th - Sept 10th $120 Limited to 6 students!

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BEST PUBLIC POOL Kihei Aquatic It’s big, it’s clean, and it’s open kind of a lot.There’s not much more that you could ask from a public pool. I have always had a fantastic time whenever I’ve swum there. I’m not sure what it is that really sets it apart from the other pools out there. Maybe it’s just that Kihei is so damn hot? Think that’s what makes it seem so extra wonderful? I mean, I live upcountry and while the pool is pretty nice, there’s not many days I feel like swimming unless it’s a freak-of-nature day and scorching hot. Who knows? What we do know is that for whatever reason, the Kihei pool rocks! 303 E Lipoa St., Kihei, 874-8137. [SB]

Runner up: Lahaina Aquatic

Here’s hoping John forgot his Speedo...

BEST BEACH TO LOOK AT BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE Kaanapali When people come to Maui, they aren’t just taking in the tropical sunsets, martinis and time to relax— they’re taking in all the beautiful people too! Maui Time readers voted Kaanapali one of the best beaches to look at beautiful people and that is no lie. The white sand highlights the golden glows on fabulously toned bodies, along with that extra sparkle from the sea. People-watching is fun, we can all admit that, but watching beautiful people basking in the golden sun is priceless. [LR]

Runner up: Baldwin

BEST WAY TO SEE HUMPBACK WHALES Canoe or Kayak Sure, it’s fun to pack onto a boat with about 30 of your closest friends and ooooh and awwww in unison when a whale breaches close by, but no whale-watching cruise compares to paddling yourself out to the whales in a tiny one- or two-person craft. It’s really quite simple: after launching from shore, just steer for splashes. Sure, you might have to go a mile offshore, but when you get there, and all you hear in the world is the sound of air rushing through a blowhole or a fluke slapping the water, you’ll know why you made all that effort. Just don’t get too close—even though you’re small, the whales have the right of way. [AP]

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BEST BARBECUING BEACH Kamaole III

FEEL GREAT!...LOOK GREAT! TWO NEW SUMMER FEATURES

Okay, you’re right! What’s not to love about Kam III? There’s lots of grass, BBQ stuff, sand, surf and lifeguards. Literally, it’s the kind of place that you can spend all day at. But what do you want me to say? You knew that already. How about I tell you about the time that I almost drowned after getting sucked out by the mean undertow or how I always get stung/bitten by little organisms in the water? You knew that too? And we still love Kam III? Okay. [SB]

Runner up: Laniuopoko

BEST PLACE TO GET YOUR POLE ON Studio Butterfly Those of you that have kept up with my column have heard all about the rise and fall of “The Pole” in my living room.Yes, I love pole dancing and all of the hot mamas that come with it. I first got my start on the pole at Studio Butterfly and will stand by the statement that Studio B is the best place to learn the art. Carmen Ferri is awesome. And fit. And hot. And cute. And pretty damn good on the pole. She’ll have you doing all kinds of crazy moves in nothing but your heels and hot pants in a heartbeat. Wine may or may not be involved. 870-8868, www.studiobutterflymaui.com. [SB]

BEST HOTEL/RESORT Four Seasons

Far Infared (FIR) Sauna with Heated Jade Stone Massager, 180 Vibrational Therapy by TurboSonic, using the science of sound degrees of whole body healing warmth for pain relief, detox & known to burn 290 calories in 10 minutes & builds bone density and enhances energy relaxation.

Call for more info on the benefits & to book an appointment.

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The New xD Release the Deviant

Voted as the Best Hotel/Resort on Maui, Four Seasons is the place to stay!

Experience the aloha of Maui in one of the island’s most spacious guest rooms, completely renovated and upgraded with the finest amenities. Envision the driest, sunniest weather with the Pacific waves rolling onto a white sand beach.

Picture the perfect place to snorkel, scuba dive and whale watch and then go rejuvenate and relax at one of the best spas in America. Go here for a tropical getaway and a good time. 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., Kihei, 874-8000. [LR]

Runner up: Kealani

It’s hard to say which side of Black Rock is better for snorkeling, the south or the north. On the north side there’s lots more coral and cute little fishes to chase around while you’re trying to avoid getting pummeled into the sharp rocks by big waves.The more sheltered south side, however, has an ample enough supply of sea life and the exhilarating possibility of getting jumped on by a cliff diver.

Tough call. [JA]

Runner up: Honolua Bay

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BEST STOPLIGHT TO APPLY MASCARA Launiopoko If you’ve ever tried to make a left onto the highway from Lauiniopoko Beach Park and been stuck behind this agonizingly long stoplight you probably know where I’m coming from with this one.

Once while waiting for this light to change I managed to comb the salt-water tangles out of my hair, apply mascara and write a really long text message, and I still had time to spare. Another time I completely emptied out my purse, organized the contents by frequency of use and slowly, methodically replaced it all. [JA]

BEST WAY TO GET BACK IN THE ACTION AFTER A BREAK UP Speed dating at Wow Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill If you can manage not to bring up your ex, his annoying habits or his idiot friends on a three minute first date you are well on your way to recovery after a big breakup. It’s good practice for the full-length date you might get if you click with someone over half a cocktail. If you don’t know what else to talk about besides that lazy, lying mama’s boy, Wow Wee will supply you with a list of sexy and fun questions that won’t give away how desperate you are to hook up with someone before he does. 333 Dairy Rd., Ste. 101, Kahului, 871-1414. [JA]

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Lahaina Jodo Mission The truth is, when it comes to Buddhas, size shouldn’t really matter. I think it’s cool, though, that Maui’s got the biggest Buddha outside Japan. It makes bustling, crowded Lahaina just a little bit Zen.The 12-foot tall copper and bronze statue weights in at over three tons and was built in 1968 to honor 100 years of Japanese immigration to Hawaii. [JA]

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CELEBRATE YOUR UNIQUENESS It is in this celebration that I draw my inspiration for a private yoga exchange that helps cultivate the personalized yoga practice we are all destined to enjoy. I offer a traditional and effective approach where a precise analysis of the physical body is taken in order to create a refined self-practice custom designed to heal and serve you.

The nature of this work is highly therapeutic and is therefore also suitable for individuals experiencing physical limitations/injuries.

Through the use of specific yoga asanas (poses) and alignment with one’s integrity, we rehabilitate the body. This opens the doorway to our limitless potential for personal growth and the infinite opportunities to create the life we desire.

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BEST ISLAND ACTIVITY

KITEBOARD

Lessons

Hiking This is hilarious to me.

Out of all the “activities” like wakeboarding, surfing, parasailing, paragliding, snorkeling, horseback riding, scuba diving and harvesting you guys choose “hiking” and as a runner-up “Whale Day”? Not that those two things aren’t great. I used to love hiking before I got really lazy and sloth-like and Whale Day was all kinds of big and fun, it’s just that…I don’t know.

I’ll shut up now and admit that I must have no idea what I’m talking about because you, dear reader, are never wrong. For this one issue and then we’re back to normal. [SB]

All equipment included in all levels of training

Aqua Sports Kiteboarding School

242- 8015

Learn to Ride MAUI’s Wind & Surf

Aqua Sports

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Photo: Erik Ogan

Runner up: Whale Day

Lessons All equipment included in all levels of training

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We know that’s Gomega, but who’s the dude in the middle?

Gomega The name Gomega translates as “to go big,” and this is exactly what the band has been doing since around 2000. Funky beats are mixed with familiar local rhythms to create a fresh, ingenious sound that had been absent from the local scene before this band’s appearance. Gomega’s goal is to escape the trendy expectations of the music industry and produce tunes that they enjoy, allowing them to maintain a genuine sense of integrity. This attitude shines through every beat of their work and enables Gomega to effortlessly claim the title of Best Band on Maui. [CB]

Runner up: A Kettle Prime

Kanoa Kukaua of Gomega Original, inspiring and a creative genius, Kanoa Kukaua of the group Gomega has been crowned best Musician on Maui. Born and raised in Hawaii, Kukaua has managed to release a solo CD, Makein Thru The Breakthrough. Much respect has gone out to Kanoa for his experimentation with funk and Jawaiian style music. As lead vocalist of Gomega, Kukaua captivates listeners with his unique vocals and range. It’s no surprise that this intensely talented individual with a soulful voice can create a real rhythm for Maui and be dubbed the best. [LR]

Runner up: Willie K

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But tell us how you really feel, Kanoa.

These boots are made for drafting new dance code enforcement rules....

Tie: Casanova/Jacques Man, I hate ties! What’s up with that? I’m not sure if I trust it.We need a winner. Since both Casanova and Jacques are indisputably great places to get your groove on, I propose a dance-off! Heck, let’s really spice it up and make it a breakdancing competition or maybe ballroom? What would you guys rather see? On second thought, let’s just make them jan ken po for the title. Congrats to both Casanova and Jacques. You both deserve the props.

Jacques: 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844; Casanova: 1188 Makawao Ave. Makawao, 572-0220. [SB]

Runner up: Lahaina Store Grille

BEST LOCALLY PRODUCED PODCAST The Stewart Bedasso Show Podcasts are a curious thing. Tech and gadget podcasts seem to thrive, but for those of us who don’t drool over the latest Apple iThing or follow every development in the Microsoft/Yahoo merger talks with religious fervor, podcasts present a far more difficult prospect. A good place to start, at least on Maui, is The Stewart Bedasso Show, which is podcast directly from Kihei on a more or less weekly basis. Hosted by Dave and Jill, the show is an hour-long mix of slapstick, funny stories, cynicism and high quality though often ridiculously obscure music. It’s a good mix, plus Dave is still relatively new to the island while Jill has lived on Maui for some time. And it’s always good when you can make fun of newcomers. www.stewartbedassoshow.com. [AP]

BEST WAY TO SEE OLD MAUI FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR LIVING ROOM Lahaina: Waves of Change This 2007 documentary, directed by singer/musician/songwriter/filmmaker Eddie Kamae for the Hawaiian Legacy Foundation, is an exhilarating journey back to a time when burning cane smoke choked the Westside. Much of the footage was shot in just a few days back in 1999, and documents the last days of the Pioneer Mill.Whatever your feelings on Maui’s sugar plantation past (and believe me, those were rough times), Kamae’s film brings that time to life Available at Amazon.com. [AP]

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BEST RADIO STATION Wild 105.5 Whoo-hoo! To me, this is by far the most exciting vote that’s been cast in all of Best of Maui history. But then again, I am extremely biased. As most of you know, every Monday morning I visit Wild 105.5 to do the Ed & Greg Show. Naturally, I’ve known for a few weeks now that their radio station beat out all the others to win Best of Maui. It’s been so hard not to tell the crew down there that all of the hard work that they’ve put in has really paid off. Maui has noticed! So, to the whole crew at 105.5, congratulations on a great station, exciting programming and kickass DJ’s. Restless Native is proud to be part of the madness. The Money-Making Monday madness, that’s it. [SB]

Artwork courtesy of Deybra Fair 2008

Runner up: Mana‘o Radio

Walk as a Team or an Individual!

Challenge your friends!

Bark in ‘da’ Park ~ A WALK FOR THE ANIMALS ~ Saturday, August 23rd, 2008 8am – 11am Keopuolani Park, Wailuku

(Across from War Memorial Complex)

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Please visit www.mauihumanesociety.org or call 877.3680 x 14 for more event info

EMCEE’D BY AUGIE T

BEST THING ABOUT THE FAIR The Rides In some ways, the rides at the fair are even better than the ones at say, Disneyland, Universal Studios or even Six Flags. Those amusement parks are almost mundane in their safety. The Maui County Fair is really where it’s at. Maui’s thrill-seeking inhabitants have voted the rides as the best thing about the fair.There’s nothing quite as exciting as standing in the hot Maui sun, dirt between your toes, waiting, anticipating that thrill. You know the one, it feels like your stomach is in your throat. If that’s not your style, there’s always the gravity defying Ring of Fire and Pharaoh’s Fury, to quench your thirst for danger, daring and adrenaline. [YT]

Runner up: Chow Fun

BEST MOVIE THEATER

BEST RADIO PERSONALITY

Maui Mall Megaplex

Shaggy Shaggy is featured on 103.7 FM and brings a hip, youthful vibe to the radio waves. He’s on the air from 10am to 3 pm and keeps his audience captivated with his superb taste in local and reggae music. Shaggy’s quirky, candid conversations with artists and callers demonstrate his ability to effortlessly maintain his show, while his occasional dirty joke leaves us remembering the real reason we all voted for him in the first place.You can also check out Shaggy on the web at shaggylive.com to actually watch the live broadcast of the radio show. [CB]

Runner up: Jojo, 92.5

We all love to see a great movie. However, the theater that you go to can definitely affect your overall level of enjoyment, and sometimes it’s not all hunky dory (damn those people talking behind you). Nevertheless, Maui Mall Megaplex is everyone’s favorite because of the comfy rocking chairs in each theater and the gigantic screens that allow you to fully immerse yourself in the film you’re watching.

In addition, the concession stand has enough candy to make Willy Wonka jealous. So even if the jerks behind you won’t stop jabbing about the Obama-McCain face off, you can still sit in style and enjoy the show. Maui Mall, Kahului. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave. Ste. A, Kahului, 249-2222. [CB]

Even ‘Speed Racer’ is enjoyable here.

Runner up: MACC MTW

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ART&ENTERTAINMENT

BY YNEZ TONGSON YNEZ@MAUITIME.COM

Good Vibes Israel Vibration is the fo shizzle of roots reggae then that Israel Vibration—the band’s name is a reference to the Twelve Tribes of Israel branch of Rastafari—was conceived.

To this day, Rastafari remains a central theme in Israel Vibration’s music and in the band members’ daily lives.

Friday, July 18 Maui Arts & Cultural Center Doors 5pm, Show 6pm $30 advance, $35 day of 242-7469. mauiarts.org

Israel Vibration has fought disease, religious bigotry and poverty. On top of these battles, they had to combat the devolving music scene in Jamaica during the 1980s.

Rather than compromising their culturally inspired roots reggae sound to cater to club-friendly dancehall, the group decided to walk out halfway through the recording of 1981’s Why You So Craven. Eventually, the group became so dis-

Photos: Mathias Puentedura

On Maui, we’re bombarded with reggae. To us, it has become as mass-produced as something served by a fast food chain, and sometimes just as tasteless. Reggae has permeated our everyday lives—it’s played on our radios, finds its way onto our iPods and headlines our big concerts. In truth, reggae has become so commonplace that many of us give it the same attention we do a mynah bird on the side of the road. That is, very little.

However, Israel Vibration demands your attention. This trio-turned-duo holds a place of prestige in reggae circles. Lascelle “Wiss” Bulgin, Cecil “Skelly” Spence and Albert “Apple Gabriel” Craig initially met as children, at a Kingston rehabilitation center where they were receiving treatment for polio. While there, they became interested in music, as well as heavily involved with the Rastafari movement. The administration of the center offered the boys an ultimatum: become less involved in Rastafari or leave. Fate soon saw them singing for their suppers and sleeping under the stars.

While they briefly went their separate ways, fate once again intervened when they reunited in Kingston.

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satisfied with the music industry within Jamaica that they relocated to New York.

Later, the group disbanded and its members sought solo careers. This was only a slight setback; the group reunited, exemplifying Marcus Garvey’s belief that “Strength is Unity.” Their reunion was heralded by the album Strength of My Life. The group has been releasing strong albums since its conception, and 2007 saw the release of Stamina.

As with all good music, Israel Vibration’s message transcends time and circumstance. Their earlier works are still as poignant as when they were first produced. Even better, Israel Vibration continually evolves its musical style and updates its social consciousness. They have realized that a different time means different people and ideas.

The remaining members, Wiss and Skelly (Apple Gabriel left in 1997 to pursue a solo career), are certainly not beating a trite protest drum that people fail to notice. Rather than ignoring their tumultuous past, they help to bring positive understanding and facilitate discussion about polio by appearing on stage

with a variety of crutches.

And their live shows are certainly entertaining as well as educational. If you think it’s impossible to skank while on crutches, you obviously haven’t seen Israel Vibration perform. Their powerful vocals and inspirational lyrics are backed by the Dub ensemble, Roots Radics. Together, Israel Vibration and Roots Radics musically intertwine to create a message that speaks to people of different lifestyles, locations and social statuses. This is feel-good music that encourages people to be good.

So yes, Mauians have been in a relationship with reggae for a long, long time. As with most relationships, it sometimes becomes a tad mundane and a little too routine. But Israel Vibration is like the sly look across the kitchen table that makes you fall in love all over again—and, of course, happy the kids aren’t home. MTW

Photos: Charlie Boy

Augie’s Awesome Thursday (July 17) 7 p.m., Elleair Ballroom, Maui Beach Hotel [COMEDY] Augie T’s got a mess of longtime fans on Maui who’ve grown up with his unique, local brand of stand-up comedy, but if you’ve never split your sides listening to this funny guy from Oahu in person, on his OC16 television show or on his hit radio show that broadcasts to Maui on Q103.7, now is the time to find out what everybody’s been laughing at. Augie walks the line between family-friendly material and almost inappropriate jokes that will go right over the head of your preteen kids but will keep you rolling the whole time. Plus you’ll get a few new jokes to tell your coworkers on Monday. Tickets: $15 in advance, $20 at the door. 8729307. [JESSICA ARMSTRONG]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS

by Starr Begley

Moon + Tidepools

Pop, Lock and Drop It

Friday (July 18), 6:30 pm, South Maui.

Saturday (July 19), 6:30 p.m, Events Lawn, MACC.

Photo: Janusz Leszczynski

A note to parents: You do know kids compare their summers when they go back to school, right? Some kids will travel to foreign countries, others will go to different states and there’s always that one kid who shadowed his surgeon/movie star/community leader relative.

What sort of story will your kid have this summer? Well, to help ensure that your progeny is at the top of his or her class (vacationwise, at least), you should give a call to the Pacific Whale Foundation Full Moon Tide Pool Explorations. Here kids will get to view rarely seen nocturnal species by the light of the moon. Okay, maybe it’s not France, but at least it’s not just sitting in front of the television. Pre-registration is required.

Ages 6+. Adults: $10. Child: $5. For more information visit www.pacificwhale.org or call 249-8811 ext 1.

[YNEZ TONGSON]

THURSDAY

I try not to watch too much television. Even so, the impact of America’s Best Dance Crew was pervasive and ever-present. I watched helplessly as old friends sided against one another, all over who was the better dance crew: Kaba Modern or JabbaWockeeZ. When Kaba Modern was sent home, I witnessed people go into official mourning. Now you can see these dance crews break, pop and lock in person at the Summer Mele. They’ll be joined

by Lisa Lisa and Angel the Original Cover Girl. In addition to this star-studded performance will be the first ever Maui vs. Oahu B-Boy showdown, joined by Maui’s own Dani Girl. $37 in advance, $45 day of show. Advance tickets available at MACC box office, Premier Video and Music in Kihei; Old Lahaina Book Emporium in Lahaina; Request Music in Wailuku. [YT]

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In the heart of Olde Makawao Town

WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY

MONDAYS 10PM

CASANOVA’S FAMOUS

LADIES NIGHT Q103 and the Big Hawaiian present

Dj Styles, DJ Jammin J & DJ Shaggy THE EVENING THAT EARNED CASANOVA THE AWARDS

“BEST LATE NIGHT IN MAUI” and “BEST SINGLES SCENE IN MAUI” Music Starts at 10:00pm $10 cover

SATURDAY JULY 19TH

MAUI HIP-HOP DJ JAMMIN J DJ STYLZ MUSIC STARTS AT 10PM $10 COVER

FRIDAY 18th of JULY The Winner of HOT HAWAIIAN NIGHTS 2008

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SUNDAY JULY 20th

MANA’O RADIO UPCOUNTRY SUNDAYS’ 4TH BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION

THE MANA’O RADIO ORCHESTRA

JAMMING WITH SPECIAL GUESTS DORTHY BETZ AND LES ADAMA’S CD RELEASE PARTY MUSIC STARTS at 2pm $7 Donation

Make it a memorable evening. Dine and dance at Casanova.

For dinner reservations call 572-0220 www.casanovamaui.com

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MARTY DREAD THURSDAYS 10PM

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Relay for Life Saturday (July 19) All Day Event, War Memorial Stadium, Central Maui.

With the influx of superhero movies flooding theaters, it’s easy to lose sight of who our true heroes are. The American Cancer Society’s Relay for Life has been helping people fight cancer since 1985. During the Relay for Life event, communities come together to find ways to prevent cancer, save lives and diminish suffering from cancer through research, education, advocacy and service. The event goes on into to the night to signify that cancer never sleeps and that the people working to cure the disease don’t either. Let’s see the Hulk smash that.

Fundraising event.

For more information visit www.relayforlife.org. [YT]

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Maui Film Festival Presents ‘Smart People’ Thursday (July 23) 5:00pm, MACC I feel for all the boyfriends who were dragged into the Sex and the City movie with their girlfriends, I really do. But you must have done something really terrible to have been goaded into that one. Well guys, brace yourself again, she just might want to see Smart People, which features Sarah Jessica Parker, as well as Dennis Quaid and Ellen Page of Juno fame. The title of the movie pretty much explains the story: A bunch of clever-yet-dysfunctional people trying to get through the things life throws at them. Guys, look at it this way—at least the movie has nothing to do with shoes. Tickets: $12. For more information visit www.mauifilmfestival.com. [YT]

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Simply ABBA-ulous ‘Mamma Mia!’ brings the late ‘70s Swedish pop goods Once it gets past its high-pitched squeals of estrogen-fueled excitement in the opening sequences, director Phyllida Lloyd’s screen adaptation of the popular Broadway play based on ABBA songs,

Mamma Mia! The Movie

★★★★★ Rated PG-13/108 min.

settles into a harmonically pleasing musical comedy set amid the extraordinary beauty of the Greek isle of Skopelos.

Former 80s’ girl-trio singer Donna (exquisitely played by the ever-surprising Meryl Streep) has single-handedly raised her daughter Sophie (Amanda

Seyfried) on the island where the two operate a rundown hotel villa. On the eve of her marriage to local hunk Sky (Dominic Cooper), Sophie has used information she culled from her mom’s old diary to invite Donna’s three former boyfriends to the wedding in the hope of discovering the identity of her unknown father. Stellan Skarsgard, Pierce Brosnan and Colin Firth do the honors as the trio of possible dads, and their arrival times well with that of Donna’s cherished band pals Rosie (Julie Walters) and Tanya (Christine Baranski).

Mamma Mia! The Movie is tilted toward the play’s target audience of middle aged to elderly members, but that’s not to say there isn’t plenty of entertainment to be had for everyone else in this pop-tinged travelogue of Grecian opulence.

The biggest part of any director’s job is casting. It’s a dirty little secret that all the directing experience in the world can’t succeed without the right counterbalance of actors, conscious of the style and subtext of the material. To that end, renowned opera director Phyllida Lloyd makes her foray into feature film with the blessing of a perfectly

Streep takes time out from covering ABBA tunes to hug it out. balanced cast pitted with, and against, type so that each serves to ballast a far-fetched narrative in need of every bit of grounding it can get. Loosely constructed from the plot template for the 1968 romantic comedy Buona Sera, Mrs. Campbell, Mamma Mia! artificially shoehorns more than 15 ABBA songs into hit-or-miss plot point set pieces that give background on the spotlighted characters.

It’s a carousel approach that refreshes the movie every five minutes with infectious joy and exposition.

Dressed in high-water overalls and flimsy deck shoes, Meryl Streep is the ultimate expatriot matriarch living an idyllic existence with her sun-kissed daughter. Streep’s opening number “Money, Money, Money” announces Donna’s need for a man of means and establishes her no make-up approach to the woman at the eye of an emotional whirlwind that we already know will end well. It’s Meryl Streep making musical theater look not only easy, but also natural to a fault. With Streep’s famed glamour kept peacefully at bay, the film makes way for the unconventional casting of character actors Christine

Baranski and Julie Walters to shine. The three women tear into an inevitable rendition of “Dancing Queen” that works all the better for the credible chemistry between them as they sing about past glories with Donna as their center of attention.

The lavish beauty of glistening Mediterranean blue water beneath majestic hilltops is barely a distraction during Donna’s climatic singing of “The Winner Takes It All” to the long-suffering Sam (Pierce Brosnan) as he does the math on their missed opportunities for romance and happiness. Brosnan’s palpable discomfort with singing and dancing, supports his character’s sense of displacement, and mirrors Streep’s doughty embrace of Donna as a strong-willed woman without an ounce of artifice, save her constant need to break into song.

From its imaginative choreography and faux retro music production mode, Mamma Mia! The Movie is an explosion of pop sensibilities in a movie that makes lip-syncing look a far-sight better than anything on American Idol. If there’s anything Meryl Streep can’t do on film, we haven’t seen it yet. MTW

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Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema

Maui Film Festival Castle Theater, 572-3456 Smart People - R - W only 5, 7:30

SMART PEOPLE - R - Comedy - A stuffy, self absorbed literature professor (played by Dennis Quaid) falls for his over-educated exstudent (Sarah Jessica Parker) and has to figure out how not to be such a knob so she’ll fall for him. 93 min

Front Street Theater 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: MF until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue), The Dark Knight - PG13 - F-W 12:20, 3:40, 7:00, 10:15 Get Smart - PG13 - Th only 1:45, 6:45 Hancock - PG13 - Th 1:30, 4, 7:05, 9:30. F-W 1:15, 3:45, 6:45, 9:15 Journey to the Center of the Earth - PG - Th 1, 3:30, 7, 9:20. F-W 1:00, 3:30, 6:30, 9:00 The Love Guru - PG13 - Th only 4:15, 9:15 Mama Mia - PG13 - F-W 1:30, 4:00, 7:15, 9:45 Wanted - R - Th only 1:15, 3:45, 6:30, 9

New This Week THE DARK KNIGHT - PG13 - Action - The lines between good and evil, right and wrong are blurred in this film as Batman struggles with his morals in the fight to defeat the Joker. As far as I’m concerned those boys can fight all they want as long as Batman shows up in that skin-tight, black leather suit. 152 min.

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MAMA MIA - PG13 - Comedy - ABBA returns with a vengeance in this screen adaptation of the musical that put a skip in the step of dancing queens around the world.98 min.

SPACE CHIMPS - G - Family - Two brave astronaut chimps (and one lazy chimp with legendary grandfather) take on a dangerous mission to fly through a black hole to an inhabited, earth like planet. Talking primates are so darn cute! 71 min.

Now Showing GET SMART - PG13 - Comedy - Steve Carell plays the enthusiastic but accidentprone spy/nerd lead in this film adaptation of the TV series. American sweetheart Anne Hathaway plays his sultry assistant. 111 min HANCOCK - PG13 - Action - Hancock is happy to be a misunderstood superhero with a habit of causing more trouble than he saves, until he saves the life of a man who happens to be married to hottie Charlize Theron and a whole new batch of troubles comes his way. 91 min.

HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY PG13 - Action - A whole new posse of evil creatures have climbed up from the bowls of the underworld and only Hellboy, the misunderstood monster with a perpetually rosy complexion and bad-ass horns, has the guts to take them on and save the world. 122 min THE INCREDIBLE HULK: THIS TIME PG13 - Action - The comic book world’s brawniest super hero is back to fight to the death against his most ruthless enemy, the Abomination, and to battle the monster within and choose between a peaceful life among us weakling humans or a violent, permanent life of super powers. 114 min.

INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL - PG13 - Action - Indiana Jones may be old enough to collect social security but that doesn’t mean he’s just going to sit back with a golf club in one

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The late Heath Ledger channels the Joker in ‘The Dark Knight.’ hand and a pack of adult diapers in the other while the world is being threatened with nuclear disaster by some evildoers bent on world domination. No, much like a fine wine-or Steven Spielberg’s directing skills- Jones just keeps getting better with age. 204 min JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH - PG - Comedy - 3D makes a major come back in this funny remake about a ridiculed professor that follows his heart on a journey that takes him places no man has ever gone before. 89 min KIT KITTREDGE: AN AMERICAN GIRL - G Family - Inquisitive Kit is a young, budding reporter who’s family gets hit hard during the great depression. When her home is robbed and her hobo friend is accused of being the culprit Kit goes to work investigating the crime and discovers the guilt in a surprising place.91 min KUNG FU PANDA - PG - Animation - What’s not to love about a chubby, fuzzy panda with an obsession for kung fu and kicking booty? What’s even cuter is the voice of the portly hero will be played by Jack Black, who’s not exactly fitness magazine material himself. 88 min.

THE LOVE GURU - PG13 - Comedy - When a star hockey player and his wife (Jessica Alba) start having marital difficulties they seek the advice of a emphatic self-help guru (Mike Meyers) who grew up enlightened after he was abandoned at an Indian ashram as a baby. And then the penis jokes just start flying. 104 min MEET DAVE - PG - Comedy - A crew of miniature space men come to Earth incognito inside a space ship designed in the image of it’s tiny cap-

tain, who happens to share a strange resemblance to Eddie Murphy. 90 min.

WALL-E - G - Animation - Wall-e is just your ordinary robot until he mistakenly gets left alone on a deserted planet and develops an adorable, but clumsy, personality. 97 min WANTED - R - Action - Wes is a big-time loser with a dead end job until his dad is murdered and he meets Fox, a smokin hot assassin who teaches him how to unleash his badass nature. 110 min.

Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 8754910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), The Dark Knight - PG13 - F-Su 11:30, 11:40, 12:40, 1:40, 2:50, 3:50, 4:50, 6, 7, 8, 9:10, 10:10, 11:10. M-W 11:30, 11:40, 12:40, 1:40, 2:50, 3:50, 4:50, 6, 7, 8, 9:10, 10:10 The Incredible Hulk:This Time - PG13 - Th only 11:30, 2, 4:30, 7:05, 9:35 Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - PG13 - Th only 7:25, 10 Kit Kittredge: An American Girl - G - Th 11:05, 1:05, 3:05, 5:15. F-W 11 The Love Guru - PG13 - Th only 11:15, 1:25, 3:30, 5:35, 7:40, 9:50 Mamma Mia - PG13 - F-Su 10:40, 1:05, 3:30, 5:55, 8:20, 10:45. M-W 10:40, 1:05, 3:30, 5:55, 8:20 Meet Dave - PG - Th 11, 1:10, 3:20, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. F-Su 1:25, 3:35, 5:45. F-W 1:25, 3:35, 5:45, 7:55, 10:05 Wall-e - G - Th 10:45, 12:15, 1, 2:30, 3:15, 4:45, 5:30, 7, 8, 9:15, 10:15. F-W 10:45, 1, 3:15, 5:30, 8, 10:15

Kukui Mall 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 ( Matinees: everyday until 4pm), The Dark Knight - PG13 - F-Sa 12:40, 3:50, 7, 10:10. Su-W 12:40, 3:50, 7 Hancock - PG13 - Th 1:20, 3:30, 5:40, 7:50, 10.

F-Sa 11:10, 1:20, 3:30, 5:40, 7:50, 10. Su-W 11:10, 1:20, 3:30, 5:40, 7:50 Hellboy II: The Golden Army - PG13 - Th 2:05, 4:40, 7:20, 9:55. F-Sa 11:30, 2:05, 4:40, 7:20, 9:55. Su-W 11:30, 2:05, 4:40, 7:20 Mamma Mia - PG13 - F-Sa 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40. Su-W 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15 Wall-e - G - Th only 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8, 10:05 Wanted - R - Th only 2:25, 4:40, 7:15, 9:40

Maui Mall Megaplex Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), Get Smart - PG13 - Daily 12:40, 3:20, 6, 8:40 Hancock - PG13 - Th 12, 12:30, 2, 2:20, 3, 4:20, 5, 5:30, 6:50, 7:20, 7:50, 9:10, 9:45. F-W 12, 2, 2:20, 4:20, 5, 6:50, 7:20, 9:10, 9:45 Hellboy II: The Golden Army - PG13 - Daily 1, 1:45, 2:30, 3:45, 4:30, 5:15, 6:30, 7:15, 8, 9:15, 10 Journey to the Center of the Earth - PG Daily 12, 12:30, 2:20, 2:50, 4:40, 5:10, 7, 7:30, 9:20, 9:50 Kung Fu Panda - PG - Daily 1:50, 4:10, 6:30, 8:50 Space Chimps - G - F-W 12:10, 1:40, 2:30, 3:50, 4:50, 6, 7:10, 8:10, 9:30 Wanted - R - Th 12:50, 1:20, 3:30, 4, 6:10, 6:40, 8:50, 9:20. F-W 1:20, 4, 6:40, 9:20

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DA KINECALENDAR Big Shows

BY JESSICA ARMSTRONG CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM

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Augie T - Thursday, Jul 17. Which character will Oahu funny man Augie T arrive as this time? You’ll have to come to find out. $15 in advance, $20 at the door. 7 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului. 872-9307.

Israel Vibrations - Friday, Jul 18. Jamaican reggae harmony group has been recording powerful albums since 1977 and opened shows for Bob Marley in Kingston. They’ve put in some serious time on the reggae scene and their inspirational roots reggae shows are always polished and high energy. This time they’ll be backed by dub group Roots Radics Tickets: $30 in advance, $35 at the door. 6 p.m. On the Lawn, MACC. 242-7469.

Once on This Island - Fri, Sat & Sun Jul 18-20.

What do you get when you mix the fantasy storyline of The Little Mermaid with the star-crossed lovers situation from Romeo and Juliet and set the whole thing on a lush, tropical island in the Caribbean? You get this original and creative theatrical performance that’s directed and choreographed

by Brian Swasey. $20. Fri & Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5 p.m. Iao Theater, Wailuku. 242-6969.

Summer Melee - Saturday, Jul 19. A massive hiphop event featuring Kaba Modern and the Jabbawockeez and old-school divas Lisa Lisa and Angel, plus the first ever Maui vs Oahu B-boy showdown. Tickets: $37 in advance, $45 at the door. . 6:30 p.m. Events Lawn, MACC. 242-7469.

70s Soul Jam - Monday, Jul 21. Get a little bit of soul at this old-time party with the Stylistics, the Chi-Lites and Three Degrees. Tickets: $35, $49.

7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Slack Key Concert - Wednesday, Jul 23. Listen to the traditional Hawaiian sounds of slack key master Dennis Kamakahi with host George Kahumoku, Jr. $46.88. 7:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort. 669-3858.

West Side Story - Daily, Jul 24. There’s nothing quite like a good gang fight. The professional cast at MAPA will perform the musical West Side Story about racial prejudice and young love, set in the streets of New York City. Tickets $20, $16 students and seniors. July 24 & 27, Aug 1,2 & 3. 7:30 p.m.

Maui Tropical Plantation, Waikapu. 244-8760.

Brian Evans - Sat, Jul 26. Big-band crooner Evans is coming with original material from his new album that includes an (unlikely) duet with Kelly Osbourne.

Tickets: $57, $47, $37. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

311 - Fri, Aug 15. The five rasta punk rockers of 311 are coming for an end of the summer show that’s bound to draw Maui crowds off the beach and out of the water to hear some of the incredible, unforgettable tunes that they’re known for. Tickets: $42. kingmichelconcerts.com. Lahaina Civic Center.

EVENTS THURSDAY, JUL 17 Come Out and Play - Elizabeth Ann Brandon, MA wants to make friends with your inner child using cognitive therapy, hypnosis and transactional analysis. Free. 12-3 p.m. Dragon’s Den, Makawao.

573-2424.

Cinema Night - Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. This week’s flick is Wayne’s World.

9:30 p.m. Cafe Mambo, Paia. 579-8021.

Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Sugar cube, 11 a.m.; Dazzling daisies, 3 p.m.; Hawaiian quilt, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

Job Club - Get help preparing resumes, contacting prospective employers and interviewing. Free.

3-5 p.m. Job Connections of Maui. 871-4143.

Shakin’ Keiki - Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors. Free. 3:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900 Front St. 667-9216.

Obon Festival - Come dance and celebrate your ancestors. Free. 7 p.m. Kahului Hongwanji Mission. 871-4732.

Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Charm bracelet, 11 a.m.; Bouquet ring, 3 p.m.; Wire wrapping, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

SATURDAY, JUL 19 Swap Meet - I’ve always wanted to unearth some totally awesome treasure at a random flea market. This might be a good place to start. Admission: 50 cents. 7 a.m.-12 p.m. Pu`unene Ave., Kahului. 877-3100.

Rummage Sale - Plants, baked goods and plenty of household items for sale. 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Ala Lani United Methodist Chuch, Kihei. 877-0388.

Habitat for Humanity - Spend a few hours helping a family in need get secure shelter. 9 a.m.

Call for details. 893-0334.

Hula Classes - Hula Classes - Every Sat. Halau Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for children, teen and adult wahines and kanes. 9 a.m.

Maui Waena School.

Hula Show - Get a taste of Hawaiian history and culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 877-8952.

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Meet the Author - Talk with Dr. Gary Greenberg about the teeny, tiny miracles that make up our beaches. He’s the author of A Grain of Sand: Natures Secret Wonder.. 1 p.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina. 662-1307.

Calling All Readers - Mon-Fri. Want to read for Maui On Stageís Bare Essential Theater? Roles are announced at monthly readings and scripts are given out in advance. Call Kristi. 244-8680 x23.

Biofeedback - Mary Higgins, QXC/SCIO practitioner, helps you energetically rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled world. Walk-ins only. Sliding scale pricing. 2-5 p.m. Dragon’s Den. 573-2424.

Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Basic earring, 11 a.m.; Quick cluster, 3 p.m.; Silk knotting, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

SUNDAY, JUL 20 Tantra Temple Services - Embrace the spiritual essence of all faiths with tantra, an ancient highspiritual practice. Free. 10 a.m. 2138 Vineyard St., Wailuku. 244-4103.

Hula Show - Get a taste of Hawaiian history and culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 877-8952.

Drum Cirlcle - Bring your drum and beat away with others in the community. Free. 4 p.m.-sunset.

Kihei. 298-9022.

Sunset Drum Circle - Come and drum, dance and shake it on the beach with Omzone. Free. 4:20 p.m. Kamaole Point. 298-9022.

Israeli Dance - Learn traditional and modern International and Israeli dances. Free. 4:30-6 p.m.

Grace Church, Kulu. 264-5214.

Line Dancing - Practice your tush push ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons: 6:30 p.m.; Dancing: 7 p.m.

Lahaina Cannery Mall.

Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Learn basic crimping methods, 11 a.m.; Wire wrapping: 2 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

MONDAY, JUL 21 Senior Line Dancing - Line dance lessons for people 55 or better. 8:30-10 a.m. Kaunoa Senior Center, Sprecklesville. 270-7313.

Pipe Up - No experience is needed for drummers and bagpipers at these open, free lesson and practices for the Isle of Maui Pipe Band. 6 p.m. Call for Direction. 876-0154.

Women Helping Women - A support group for women affected by domestic violence. 6 p.m.

Kihei, call for details. 242-0775.

High Hopes Square Dance Club - A place for beginners to pick up some steps and seasoned square dancers to show off their moves. Free. 7 p.m. Hannibal Tavares Community Center, Pukalani. 572-0671.

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TUESDAY, JUL 22 Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Support the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their Polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30 p.m. 669-6271.

Ukulele Lessons - Learn some strumming techniques to impress you friends with. Free. 5:45 p.m.

Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-5304.

Singles Investment Club - Get smart about your money with other like minded singles. 5:50 p.m. Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway, Kahului. 579-9249.

Folk Dancing - Shake it folk style with the Maui Israeli Fold Dancing group. Free. . 8 p.m. Jewish Congregation of Maui, Kihei. 280-1051.

Speed Dating - Sit down for a round of threeminute dates. Who knows, you could find true love... or at least someone you might want to spend a whole second date with. Registration: $5.

8 p.m. Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill, Kahului.

871-1414.

Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Bouquet ring, 11 a.m.; Sugar cube, 3 p.m.; Basic crimping, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

Toastmasters - Perfect your public speaking skills in this community club. 9 a.m., Kapalua Land Co. training center, 665-5485; 6 p.m., St. Theresa Church, Kihei, 298-3966.

WEDNESDAY, JUL 23 Ayurvedic Consultations - Margo P. Uma Gal, CAP., offers up wisdom on diet and lifestyle from over 20 years of experience as an Ayurvedic Practitioner. Walk-ins only. Free. 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m.

Makawao. 572-2424.

Shakin’ Keiki - Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors. Free. 2:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900 Front St. 667-9216.

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WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. . 6:30-8 p.m. 897-6770 x2.

Keiki Chess Club - Mon. For little masterminds age 7-12. Free. 2:30-4 p.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-5313.

Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Quick cluster, 11 a.m.; Silk knotting, 3 p.m.; Basic earring, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

Summer Youth Center - Mon-Fri. A place where the kids (ages 9-18) can stay busy learning, playing and socializing while you’re at work. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Hui Malama Youth Center, Wailuku.

242-9730.

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Athletic Club Outreach - Every Tue & Thu. Got tough kids? Get them instruction on Olympic weightlifting, power lifting, body building and sports-specific weight training by an experienced team of coaches. Ages 11-19. Free. 4:45-6 p.m. St. Mark Weightlifting Hall, Good Shepherd Episcopal Church, Wailuku. 244-4656.

Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and crafts. Free.

10 a.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana. 665-1114.

Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strong willed children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call.

Free. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning Center.

289-5050.

Kids Love Stories - Tue. So bring them down to listen at Lahaina’s biggest bookstore. Free. 1010:30 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina. 662-1300.

Saturday Stories - Sat. Bring the kids down to Lahaina’s biggest bookstore for stories and special events. Free. 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina.

662-1307.

West Side Storytime - Every Tue & Sat. Lahaina’s newest bookseller is hosting keiki story time, so get them hooked on reading early. Tue., 10 a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina.

Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Little gamester get out your cards and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament! Free. 3 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-4766.

Hekili Multimedia Program - Every Wed, Fri & Sat. Kids get access to high-end multimedia equipment and instruction on recording music, mixing beats and loops, producing movies and Web pages. Free. Various times. Paia Youth & Cultural Center. 579-8354.

Yo Yo Workshop & Demo - Sun. Yo Yo’s are silent, so encourage your kids to learn how to use them and finally get some peace and quiet! Free. 45 p.m. Maui Toy Works. 661-5304.

After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 2445911.

Free Keiki Art Classes - Every Mon, Tue, Wed & Fri. Lahaina Arts Society offers free children’s art classes island wide. MON - Lahaina Surf Hawaiian Housing, 3-5 p.m. & Baha’i Faith Maui Center, Makawao, 9 a.m.-12. TUE - Kehekili Park Terrace, Wailuku, 3-5 p.m. WED - Baha’i Faith Maui Center, 9 a.m.-12 p.m.; Honokowai Kau Hale, 2:30-4:30 p.m.; Ka Hale A Ke Ola, Wailuku, 4-6 p.m. FRI Haiku Boy’s and Girl’s Club, 3-5 p.m. For more info call 661-0111.

Keiki Shots - Wed. (Central Maui) Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walkin basis. Free. 12-3 p.m. Wailuku Health Center.

984-8260.

LECTURE Weekend College Info - Thu. Get information on this education program for working adults from Maui Community College. 5:30 p.m. MCC Ka`a`ika Room 109. 984-3297.

Trading Spaces - Wed. Want to learn more about distributing your goods overseas? Come to the Maui Chamber of Commerce’s foreign trade seminar to hear from experienced representatives.

Call for price info and to register. 8-11:30 a.m.

MACC, Kahului. 586-2509.

WORKSHOPS Software Camps - Every Tue, Wed & Thu. High school students interested in Geological Information Systems are invited to attend this camp and get their hands on some seriously cool technology. $10.

MCC, Laulima Building, room 226. 875-2343.

ENVIRONMENT Making Waves - Thu. Dr. Gary Greenburg will give a slide show and discuss his new book A Grain of Sand: Nature’s Secret Miracle.. 6 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation, Maalaea. 249-8811.

Coastal Restoration - Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m. Waihe`e. 244-5263.

Tidepools After Dark - Every Fri & Sat. Find out what nocturnal sea creatures lurk around in tide pools under the light of the full moon. $10 adults, $5 kids. Pacific Whale Foundation, Maalaea. Call to register. 249-8811.

Litter Bugs Me - Sat. Litter bugs all of us, but there’s only one way to get rid of it. Pick it up. Do your part to clean up highways, parks, harbors, beaches and other areas that are in need of a helping hand. 8 a.m. Island wide locations. 877-2524.

Save the Forest - Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove.

Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes, long pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center. RSVP 8568341.

Walk Waihee - Sun. Take an educational guided tour of the Waihee Coastal Dunes. Free. 9 a.m. Call to register. 244-5263.

Volunteer on Vacation - Mon. Get to know Maui better by volunteering time to one of many important environmental projects. Meet local experts and learn about the history and environ-

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Thursday 07/17

Friday 07/18

Saturday 07/19

Sunday 07/20

Monday 07/21– Wednesday 07/23

Jeff New No cover, 10pm

Estee Graham No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith Band No cover, 10pm

Jeff New No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Blu Sol, 9:30pm; TUE - Kahala & Indo of LAWA, 9pm ; WED - Bamboo Blues 9pm

Louise & Ortiz $10

MON - Open Talent Night

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

Hand Jive Jazz Trio No cover

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9668

Coyote Ugly $7, 10pm

Off Tomorrow $7, 10pm

DJ Jammin J & DJ Stylez $10, 10pm

Mana`o Radio Orchestra $7

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DJ Styles, DJ Jammin J & DJ Shaggy $10, 10pm

Gomega $10, 10pm

40 Points & Marty Dread $25, 10pm

Hawaiian Nights No cover

TUE - Kanoa of Gomega, No cover; WED - Wet n’ Wild Wahine Wednesday, $10, 9pm

Salsa $7, 10pm

COMPADRES Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

Orin & Junior No cover

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

Dave Carroll No cover

Dave Carroll No cover

Peter D No cover

MON - Erin Smith; TUE -Jazz Night; WED -Howard Ahia, No cover

Trevor Jones No cover, 9pm

Off Tomorrow, No cover, 9pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

MON - Silky Ringo, TUE - Scott Baird; WED - Irish Music No cover, 9pm;

Battle of the Bands $10, 10pm

MON - Marty Dread, $10, $5 Kama aina, 10pm

GIOVANI’S

Versatile & Sounds of Addiction; $5, 9pm

2291 Honoapiilani Hwy., 661-3160

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

Silky Ringo 9pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ment of the land and get a free t-shirt from the Pacific Whale Foundation!. 9 a.m.-3 p.m.

Honokowai. 249-8811.

chandise. Reduce the amount of usable building materials going into the landfill. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Habitat for Humanity, Market St., Wailuiku. 986-8050.

Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a fifth grader. The question is, are you?.

8 a.m.-1 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea. 249-8811.

Weed and Pot Club - Wed. Did that get your attention? Push up your sleeves and rake, hoe and pull weeds in a beautiful garden setting. Tools, gloves and drinking water provided. Bring sunscreen and tennis shoes. 8:30 a.m. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, Kahului. 249-2798.

Save Honolua - Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed development of Honolua Bay. 6:45 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center. 870-0052.

Building supplies - Every Wed, Thu, Fri & Sat. Spring cleaning! Donate new and nearly new building materials or purchase them at reduced prices.

Volunteers needed to stock, display and price mer-

SPORTS Paddling for Breast Cancer Survivors Every Mon & Wed. Get together with other survivors for canoe paddling. Free. 6:45 a.m. Kihei Canoe Club. 243-2999.

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GIRLS IN KAHULUI? $2

Tai Chi - Every Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in during your lunchbreak with Dr. Lorrin Pang. Free. noon-12:45 p.m. State Building Plaza, Wailuku.

984-8200.

Walk, Run, Train - Every Tue & Thu. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with.

5:30 p.m. Runner’s Paradise, Maui Mall. 877-5300.

Club

SPORTS BAR KARAOKE 350 HOOHANA ST. • KAHULUI Next to Oceanic Cable

871-2182

Happy Hour 2-7PM OPEN 2PM-2AM 7 DAYS A WEEK

CALL 205-8778 AND ASK ABOUT FREE TRANSPORTATION TO AND FROM CLUB DIANE!

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Honokowai Farmers Market - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11 a.m. Lower Honopiilani Hwy. Ho`olokahi Arts & Crafts Fair - Every Tue & Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes from 9-11 a.m. on Fridays. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Wailea Beach Marriott Resort south lobby. 879-1922.

ART

Resort Craft Fair - Every Wed & Fri. Hawaiian arts and crafts. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort.

Art Bistro - Mon. Local artists display their wares, from photography and painting to jewelry and sculptures. Live music, too. 5-10pm. Jacques Northshore Bistro, 120 Hana Hwy. Paia. 808-269-0961.

Photography Competition - Hi Art Magazine is seeking entries featuring portraits of the faces of Hawai`i. Competition open to all Hawai`i residents.

Entries due by Sept 1. www.hiartmagazine.com for more info.

DIANE’S

Farmers Market of Maui - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 61 S. Kihei Rd.

Ohana Farmers & Crafters Market - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 877-3369.

Maui Rhythms Photo Exhibit - Daily.

Featured artist Jacqueline Livingston will be displaying photographs of Maui sunsets, sea turtles, flowers and fantasies. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Gallery, Lahaina. 661-0111.

• Maui’s Most Beautiful Girls • The Greatest Pu-Pus • New Faces & Management • Maui’s Hottest Nights!

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS

Senior Softball - Sun. For those 55 and better.

10-11:30 a.m. War Memorial Ball Field.

Kite Collection - Mon-Fri. An exhibit of kites created by Maui artists along with artist Susan Robb and master kite makers Scott Skinner and Nobuhiko Yoshizumi. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Hui No`eau Visual Arts Center, Makawao. 572-6560.

& Tuesday

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Pool Hours - Daily. Pool Hours - Besides the fear of contracting super-strain ukuís, I really enjoy a good swim in a public pool. Sometimes the thought of dealing with sand is just too much to bear.

Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, anthe Old and New Wailuku Pools: M-W, F, S 9 a.m4 p.m.; Th 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sun 12-4:30 p.m.

These hours can change due to events. To double check you can call, 270-6135.

Art that Moves - Mon-Sat. A unique group exhibit with pieces that reflect an artist’s interpretation of the spirit and concept of dance. M-Sa 10 a.m.-6 p.m.

Upcountry Fine Art, Makawao. 573-6000.

Domestic Beer Monday

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TUE - Damien Awia

Viewpoints Exhibit - Daily. A dual exhibit showcasing the works of Suzy Papanikolas capturing her favorite halau and their practice of ancient Hawaiian culture, and Arabella Ark’s ceramic works representing early native Hawaiian artifacts. M-Sa 9 a.m.5 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Viewpoints Gallery, Makawao. 572-5979.

Evolved Art - Daily. Check out this bad ass tattoo art show, where local, gifted tattoo artists will show their work on paper instead of skin. Daily 7 a.m.-10 p.m. & 4 p.m.-close. Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku.

244-0852.

Art Night - Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments. Free. 6:30 p.m. Lahaina. 661-6284.

Bronze Beauty - Daily. William Neil exhibits his amazing organic castings in bronze. M-Sa 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Paia Contemporary Gallery. 579-8444.

Aloha Craft Fair - Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Mall.

872-4320.

KBH Craft Fair - Fri. Cultural crafts and live demos. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Ka`anapali Beach Hotel lobby. 667-5978.

Organic Farmers Market - Sat. Fresh produce that’s cheaper than the grocery store. 6:30 a.m.noon. Eddie Tam Memorial Center.

POETRY Team MauiSLAM! Fundraising Showcase - Fri. Enjoy a mini-slam every week as Maui’s best spoken word poets showcase their talents to raise money to send Team Maui SLAM! to the National Poetry Slam in Madison, Wisconsin this August.

Audience participation is encouraged and feedback is appreciated. Write your input on coaching cards and give comments on what needs work to help make the team stronger! By donation. 6-8 p.m.

Gallerie Ha, Wailuku. 268-4487.

Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your original work, your favorite poem, or just come to be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950.

Open Mind Open Mic - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mic with spoken word, poetry, comedy— whatever you have to say here’s your chance. Free.

6 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091.

Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome.

Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.

Poetry Reading - Every second Thu Maui Live Poets Society hosts an open poetry reading on the West side. Free. 6:30- 9 p.m. Lahaina, 661-0517

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 07/17

Friday 07/18

Saturday 07/19

Live Music No cover, 9pm

Live Music No cover, 9pm

Live Music No cover, 9pm

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

I’O JACQUES

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Vince Esquire No cover

Kenny Roberts No cover

El Vato Loco No cover

Jared & Dale No cover

MON - Jared, No cover; TUE - Da Hawaiians; No cover WED - Chico & Da Kine; No cover

Ras Shaggai $5, 9pm

TUE - Kilohana, No cover; WED - Celtic Music, No cover

deAquino Bradaz

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

MON - Da Hawaiians, 9pm

MON - Live Music, No cover

John Feary No cover

KIMOS LIFE’S A BEACH

Gina Martinelli No cover

DJ El Gato & DJ Boomshot 10pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

Monday 07/21– Wednesday 07/23

Karen B No cover, 9pm

505 Front St., Lahaina - 661-8422

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Sunday 07/20

Rampage 10pm

LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

TV/RADIO The Restless Native Speaks - Every Mon. Maui Time Weekly’s own Starr Begley talks story on the Ed and Greg show. 10 a.m., WILD 105.5 FM. Filipino Language - Mon-Fri. Fred Duldulao, Leo Agcolicol, Rey Patao and Maggie Evangelista host a Filipino language talk show. 4-6 a.m.; 7-10 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Mind Body Spirit - Every Mon from 6:30-9:30 p.m., Tue from 11 a.m.-2 p.m., and Thu at noon. Liah Howard, psychic and guests. KAOI 1110 AM.

Call for details

Call for details

MON - Kanoa of Gomega, 10pm; TUE - DJ JP; 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups; 10pm

I Chalice $5, 10pm

Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m.

Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 5728787.

Words of Peace - Every Wed-Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace.

Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 8 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 800-558-0940.

Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM.

On the Upside with Teri - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 121 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

Spanish Language - Sat-Sun. Carlos David Hernandez discusses news and plays music in Spanish. 2-4 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Uncle Charlie’s Corner - Sat. Kahu Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr. talks story. 6-10 a.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Japanese Language - Sun. Yumi’s long-running Japanese language show. 7-8:30 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Free Zone/ Zona Libre - Every other Sat. A multi-lingual, multi-cultural radio program featuring world music, fresh thought, live interviews with local and international artists and NO commercial breaks. 6-10 a.m. Mana’o Radio 91.5 FM. Maui Matters - Sat-Sun. Pacific Radio Group News Director Wendy Osher discusses local issues. 1-2 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Save Honolua - Every Wed at 8 p.m and Thu at 7:30 a.m., AKAKU Channel 53.

KARAOKE Isana Restaurant - Daily, 9 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-1811.

Kobe Japanese Steakhouse - Fri-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555.

Lulu’s - Wed, 7 p.m., 1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944.

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LULU’S 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Thursday 07/17

Friday 07/18

Saturday 07/19

Neto Latin Salsa No cover, 9pm

The Willy’s & DJ Shaggy No cover, 9pm

All Access & DJ Shaggy $10, 10pm

DJ Mike 9pm

DJ Mike 9pm

ADD Twins No cover, 9pm

ADD Twins No cover, 9pm

A.D.D. Twins No cover, 9pm

Cyrus C

Gail Swanson Blue Gecko; 9pm

Celtic Tigers

Gypsy Pacific

MON - Gypsy Pacific; TUE - Randall Rospond & Tom Conway

Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

Hazmatt No cover, 10pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

MON - Junior Guys;TUE - I-Chalice; WED - Open Mic; No cover, 10pm

DJ Skinny Guy 10pm

DJ Nutmeg $5, 10pm

DJ Freeflow $8, 10pm

DJ Astro Raph 10pm

MON - Karaoke; WED - DJ Nutmeg, No cover, 9pm

DJ Jay P $5, 10pm

DJ Blast $10, 10pm

DJ Nutmeg $10, 9:30pm

Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ Blast; TUE - DJ Boomshot; WED - ADD Twins; All no cover, 10pm

DJ Shark in da Water, No cover, 9:30pm

MON - Karaoke, 9:30pm; TUE - The New Project, No cover, 10pm; WED - DJ Del Sol, No cover, 10pm

MAI TAI LOUNGE 839 Front St., Lahaina - 661-5288

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

OCEANS BEACH & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

OYSTER BAR 744 Front St., Lahaina - 661-9090

PACIFIC’O

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

DJ Durty No cover, 10pm

Soul Concepts No cover, 10pm

Sansei - Thu-Fri, 10 p.m., 600 Office Road, Kapalua, 669-6286; Thu-Sat, 10 p.m. Kihei Town Center, 879-0004.

Tiffany’s - Daily, 9:30 p.m., 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-0052.

Tip Up’s Tavern - Mon, 9:30 p.m., 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299.

Unisan - Thu-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troupe; Thu, Sat, Sun, Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Live music. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Erin Smith; Fri, Sat, Dave Carroll; Sun, Wed, Whale Sharks; Mon, Mickie Moore; Tue, Jazz; . all sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Ernest Pua’a; Sun,Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Derrick Sebastian; Mon,“Derrick & Josh”; Tue, Roy & Friends; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Parkway, Building P, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787.

Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, deAquino Bradaz. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m.

2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495.

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne & Pro Ed; Sat, Mark & Mike. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Sea House Restaurant - Early sets in the Sea Breeze Terrace: Thu & Fri, Brian Haia; Sa-Su, Lui Williams; Mon-Wen, Coelho Morrison. All sets 3:30-5 p.m. Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincade Basques;

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MON - Na Hoku, Crazy Fingers, All Access, WED Karaoke, 9pm

WED - DJ T-Money, No cover, 9pm

DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm Kenny Roberts No cover, 10pm

Jerry Caires Jr. Band $3, 9pm

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 10pm

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR TIP-UPS TAVERN

Monday 07/21– Wednesday 07/23

Orin & Junior No cover, 9pm

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

Sunday 07/20

Tom Cherry & Positive Energy; No cover, 10pm

DUH No cover, 10pm

Fri, Kincade Basques; Sat, Coelho Morrison; Sun, Andrew Jauba; Mon & Tue Kincade Basques; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Backstreet Cafe - Fri, Liz & Joanie; Sat, Steve Monroe, all sets 5:30-8:30 p.m. Sun, Nicky Campos, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd, 891-2595.

Longhi’s - Sat, acustic music. 10:30-11 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883 Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works.

All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Kihei - Fri, Erin Smith; Sat, Anuhea; All sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600.

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Fri, Joyce & Gord, 5:30-8 p.m.; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers; Mon, Gypsy Pacific; 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Rd., Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Sun, Mon, Brittany; Wed, Sat, Merv Oana Thu; Fri Margie; Tue Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Ramen & Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6:15 p.m. , Sat Tarvin Makai 6:15 p.m.1237 L. Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Café Marc Aurel - Tue, Live Music; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-0852.

Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m.. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816.

Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys; Wed, Dorothy Betz and Les Adam with Vince Esquire.

Sat, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8844.

Morning Glories Organic Internet Cafe Fri, Elaine Ryan, 3-4 p.m.; Mon, Karen B, 1-2 p.m.137 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-6009.

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Moana Cafe & Bakery - Wed, Benoit Jazzworks; Thu Mark Johnstone, Fri, Classic Hawaiian with Jocelyn, all sets 6:30-8:30. Sat, Live jazz music with Mark Johnstone & Friends, 12:30 2:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music.

All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

It’s weird the way your behavior sometimes changes when you want someone to like you. Oddly, many Leos actually become less appealing when they shift into this mode. (This naturally ends up giving you the impression that you’re incredibly unlucky in love, which isn’t actually the case.) Keep being your somewhat abrasive, bossy, generous, and hyper-confident self! It’s real, and it’s the person any potential lover or friend would ultimately have to be cool with and into. Pretending you’re quieter, gentler, or shyer than you are simply can’t accomplish anything particularly good. Please don’t bother.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Some guy near Milwaukee came up with the insanely perverse and shortsighted idea of skipping out on bills by faking heart attacks. He got out of a bunch of cab bills, restaurant bills, and so on this way, before he was finally exposed. Now he’s likely to go to prison. Clearly this fellow hadn’t thought through his plan very well, and I wonder how the hassle of an ambulance ride to the hospital seemed like a better deal than just shelling out $25 for his dinner. I’m worried that your own scales are similarly (although hopefully not so extremely) out of whack, probably because of your emotional investment in the situation. Get them retuned before you start making choices like Mr. I’m Having Chest Pains. How? Check in with your sanest and most cynical friend. They’ll set you straight.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

When I was in school, I resented having to waste time and energy on skills and subjects that had absolutely no relevance for me, like perfecting my handwriting or learning trigonometry. It made the whole schooling experience lose credibility for me, because even my teachers couldn’t explain or justify why we needed to be good at that stuff. Your credibility’s in question, too, as you seem fixated on points as academic and largely irrelevant as, say, learning Latin. Correct your course. Make sure that the hoops you’re asking people to jump through are worth the effort they’ll have to make.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Everyone thinks they’re a natural at sex, but almost no one is. Of course, it’s possible to improve on your own, with experience, practice, and feedback, but for those not quite sensitive or imaginative enough, sex schools might be the answer. Workshops and classes are popping up everywhere, teaching people how to stimulate their partner(s), talk dirty, or even kiss. I think it’d be great to be able to point those who really need it in the right direction. You’re likely to be asked to go learn something you think you already know this week. Instead of being resentful, give whoever’s asking you the benefit of the doubt, and go anyway.

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Everyone has vices. With your willpower and determination, you could ditch yours—if you chose to.

What’s missing is a reason. After all, you can handle them, and even though you know that you’re not necessarily making the healthiest choices 100% of the time, what you’re up to isn’t all that bad, in the grand scheme of things. Unless someone could point to something amazing that you’re missing out on because of the choices you make, you’re not likely to unlearn those “bad” habits any time soon. However, if you ask someone you know to give you good reason to move on this week, they will.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

I know you’re reluctant to take control of the situation, as you’ve already got a lot on your plate, but this week it’s likely to become apparent that you have to anyway. Without your intervention, it will either fall apart entirely, or end up a disaster. I know it’s frustrating to not have people you can rely on in this case, but don’t let the principle of the thing keep you from doing what you have to do to make it come off a success. You can go ahead and tear people apart (or quietly find replacements) afterwards. For now, make this shit happen.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) When forced to sing for your supper, you can usually deliver. Even though you dread like the plague being put on the spot, you nearly always come through when it actually happens. Perhaps it’s time to become less fearful of this, and stop doing your best to avoid any situation where it might occur? We can both agree that it’s less than ideal. However, can you see that sometimes, despite that, it leads to amazing opportunities and adventures (and yes, sometimes just a hassle)? It’s worth going there in any case, whenever you can stand to, especially right now.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

You are so impetuous and flexible that a lot of people get the impression that you’re also fickle and flaky. While some Aries are indeed those things, most are actually quite loyal and steadfast, if easily distracted in the moment. Ultimately your ideal partner will be entertained and inspired by these rapid shifts and not disturbed by them, and they’ll trust you enough to know that you’ll be back by their side before they’ve even had a chance to miss you. If whoever you’re currently hanging with can’t do that, it’s a good week to decide if they just need time to get there, or if they never really will. Once you know that, you’ll also know what to do next.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

One of my favorite columnists says that every relationship fails until one doesn’t. This simple truth can keep people from telling themselves the story that they suck at relationships and will never have one that works. While it’s useful to look at yourself (because you really might suck at relationships), it’s not useful to believe that you’ll never get into a more or less healthy, happy relationship—that can all too easily become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Look at yourself critically, and be the best person you can be, but this week be sure you’re not actually being too harsh, or sabotaging yourself. Remember this: Your own self-judgments and sabotage are much more likely to hold you back than your actual flaws.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Don’t paint meanness as a virtue. Sure, you might get a laugh now and again if your nastiness is clever enough, but if you can’t see the virtue of avoiding hurting people when you can, there’s something wrong. It’s very easy for those with sly wit to develop a habit of subtly or blatantly putting down others, just to get a laugh or artificially elevate themselves. What’s even worse is when they mock people who are obviously wounded by it. While most Geminis I’ve known are generally sweet and generous people, I’ve met a few who make a practice of verbally demolishing everyone in sight. I don’t know if they end up unhappy and alone, but a part of me hopes so. Please make sure you’re not one of them?

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BEST OF MAUI 2008 WINNERS INDEX 7 Eleven. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 44 808 Deli . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 31 A Kettle Prime . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 52 Ace Hardware. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17 Alexander’s . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 34, 45 Aloha Mix Plate . . . . . . . . . . . 30, 35 Aloha Waste . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 Amigo’s . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 33 Peterson, Amy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 30 Anderson, Michelle . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 Bad Ass Coffee . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 39 Baldwin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 48 Barnes & Noble . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Bertram, Joe . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12 Big Beach . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 46 Black Rock . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 49 Borders. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22,24 Café O Lei . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 34, 39 Casanova . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 45, 53 Chow Fun. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 55 Cold Stone Creamery . . . . . . . . . . 43 Cool Cat Café . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 42 Costco . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 33,45 Crocs . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23 Da Kitchen . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 39 Paquette, Danny . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 41 Dave @ Milagros . . . . . . . . . . . . . 30 Dog and Duck . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 30 Down to Earth . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 38 Dragon Dragon. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 39 Elise Clothing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18 Enchantress . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21 Epitome Boutique. . . . . . . . . . . . . 17 Feast at Lele . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 35 Flatbread Company . . . . . . . . . . . . 34 Four Seasons . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 49 Friends of the Library . . . . . . . . . . 15 Gazebo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 36 Gomega . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 52 Haleakala. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 51 Hamayelian, Renie . . . . . . . . . . . . 30 Hanafuda . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 45 Hawaiian Moons . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 38 Hiking . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 51 Home Depot. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17 Honokowai Farmers Mkt . . . . . . . . 35 Honolua Bay. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 49 Horizons Academy in Haiku . . . . . . 11 Iao Valley . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 47 IHOP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 43

Isana . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 41 Island Ink. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 Jacques . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 53 Jamba Juice . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 45 Jawz Taco . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 37, 39 Johnson, Joanne . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 Jojo 92.5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 55 Jonny’s Burger Joint . . . . . . . . . . . 42 Kaanapali. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 48 Kamaole III . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 49 Kama‘aina Loan . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15 Kane, Dain . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12 Kealani . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 49 Keawekapu Beach. . . . . . . . . . . . . 46 Kihei Aquatic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 48 Kihei Caffe . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 39 Kilmer, Scott . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 35 Koho’s . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 39 Kujo. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 30 Kukaua, Kanoa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 52 L&L. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 35 Lahaina Aquatic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 48 Lahaina Bypass . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 Lahaina Grill . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 35 Lahaina Jodo Mission . . . . . . . . . . 50 Lahaina Store Grill . . . . . . . . . . . . 53 Lahaina: Waves of Change. . . . . . . 53 Laniuopoko . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 49 Lapperts . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 43 Roselani. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 43 Las Pinatas . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 33 Launiopoko . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50 MACC . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 55 Mahina . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21 Mai Tai Lounge . . . . . . . . . . . . 29, 44 Mala . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 31, 27 Mama’s Fish House . . . . . . 27, 34, 44 Mana Food . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 39 Manao Radio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 54 Maui High Restoration . . . . . . . . . 12 Maui Lu resort . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12 Maui Mall Megaplex . . . . . . . . . . . 55 Maui Mall. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18, 20 Maui Taco. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 37, 39 McDonald, James . . . . . . . . . . . . . 41 Melting Pot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 43 Minit Stop . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 44 Mr. Wine . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 33 Mulligans . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 Old Lahaina Book Emporium. . . . . 18

Old Lahaina Luau . . . . . . . . . . . . . 35 Outback . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 32 Pacific Rootz . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 Paia. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19, 34 Paia Fish Market. . . . . . . . . . . 31, 45 Panda Express . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 39 Paradise Pharmacy . . . . . . . . . . . . 15 Parsons, Rob . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12 Penne Pasta . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 45 Pogni, Wendy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 13 Poole, Lynsey . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 30 Pukalani Superette . . . . . . . . . . . . 45 Pupu Lounge . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 31 Rainbow Attic. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18 Request Music . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 Maui County Fair . . . . . . . . . . . . . 55 Ruth’s Chris Steak House . . . . . . . 32 Sam Satos . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 45 Sansei Seafood Restaurant . . . . . . 41 Sarento’s . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 Save Honolua Bay Coalition. . . . . . 12 Seawatch . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 Shaggy @ 103.7 . . . . . . . . . . . . . 55 Sister & Co. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21 Snorkeling . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 47 Soleil Luna. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 13 South Shore Tiki Lounge . . . . . . . . 26 Spago . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 35 Stella Blues . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 36, 39 Studio Butterfly . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 49 Superferry . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10, 11 Surfing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 47 Swap Meet Kahului . . . . . . . . . . . . 35 Take Home Maui. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 45 Tasty Crust . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 43 The Stewart Bedasso Show . . . . . . 53 Veg Out . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 39 Vinny’s . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 34 Wailea 670 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 Whale Day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 51 Wild 105.5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 54 Willie K . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 52 Wok Star . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29 Wow Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill . . 50 Zena @ Beauty Bar . . . . . . . . . . . 13

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Very low maintenance. Food, water, and a cozy place to sleep are all I need. In return will provide unconditional love. Let’s grow old together. You can find me at the Maui Humane Society - 877-3680. www.mauihumanesociety.org

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