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5 NEWS & VIEWS Coconut Wireless talks Abercrombie inaugurals and Pearl Harbor. Birther debate impregnates Reader Feedback. Maui bus passes get cheaperâ€”but not for commutersâ€”in By the Numbers. Lingle has amnesia in Spin Cycle. Open Letters spits at tap water. Quizunderstood asks about child-star weddings and Russian rockets. Ducks smoke dope in News of the Weird. Eh Brah! splits haole hairs.
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he campaign is ended, the transition is concluded, the challenge awaits,” said Neil Abercrombie, Hawaii’s seventh elected Governor, minutes after taking the oath of ofﬁce at Oahu’s Iolani Palace along with Lieutenant Governor Brian Schatz. Abercrombie’s remarks hit on familiar themes: education, the economy, energy independence. But we’ve heard plenty of speeches. Now, almost exactly nine months after the former Congressman launched his gubernatorial bid on Maui at the Kahana Beach canoe hale, the business of governing begins. And begin it did: less than 24 hours
Charter Schools Plus GOP Darling: A Good Equation?
awaii Charter Schools Network (HCSN)—which works with the state’s various charter schools, including two on Maui—says it “does not engage in political activities and does not endorse the views of any political candidates or affiliated parties.” Curious, then, that the organization chose as its new executive director Lynn Finnegan, a rising star in the state GOP who served as House minority leader and ran for Lieutenant Governor on the Republican ticket with Duke Aiona.
With supermajorities in both the state House and Senate, Abercrombie should be able to execute his agenda with little resistance. Some see a golden opportunity; others see a recipe for disaster. after grabbing the reins, Gov. Abercrombie released more than $90 million from the state’s hurricane relief and “rainy day” funds to end teacher furloughs and pay for public service programs like Healthy Start, Kupuna Care and the state’s low-income QUEST health care plan. “This Administration is getting to work right away, taking actions that reflect our values and priorities,” Abercrombie said in a statement. Those values and priorities are backed by supermajorities in both the state House and Senate, so Abercrombie should be able to execute his agenda with little resistance for at least the next two years. Some see a golden opportunity; others see a recipe for disaster. Now we all get to see how it plays out.
Then again—in an ironic twist— Finnegan only got the job because her predecessor, Alapaki Nahale-a, was tapped by Gov. Abercrombie to head up the state Department of Hawaiian Homelands, so clearly HCSN has no problem with political insiders. Finnegan—whose daughter attends a charter school—has called increasing the number of charters statewide, “an important step forward in our work for real education reform.” She’s also staked out some controversial positions: in 2009 she voted against a bill requiring state-funded sex ed programs to provide “age appropriate, medically accurate” information about contraception and disease
prevention in addition to abstinence, and in July she penned an op ed in The Maui News arguing that same-sex civil unions would “compromise [the] covenant of traditional marriage.” Makes you wonder what exactly Finnegan meant last week when she told Hawaii News Now that she wants to provide “choices for parents.”
Remembering Pearl Harbor
his week marked the 69th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor, and brought the usual array of ceremonies, dedications and proclamations. But we can’t think of anyone better than Sen. Dan Inouye—who witnessed the bombing as a 17-year-old kid and ultimately lost his arm in the war that followed—to memorialize the occasion: “On the morning of December 7, 1941, I was preparing to attend church with my family when the trajectory of my life was forever changed by Imperial Japan’s decision to attack Pearl Harbor. I was in my bedroom of my family’s home in Moilili listening to the radio when the announcer broke in to frantically report that the Japanese were bombing Pearl Harbor. I ran outside with my father and remember clearly the drone of the airplane engines overhead. We looked up to see the blazing red suns on each wing and we knew that as Japanese Americans, our lives would never be the same. The events of the morning of December 7 began an arduous period of my life, one that taught me to be brave, to persevere and how to deal with the staggering loss of friends killed in combat. As we mark that tragic morning, let us honor the thousands who lost their lives by dedicating our actions to ensuring that we leave this world a peaceful place.” ■
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READER FEEDBACK Re the December 2 feature “The Seven Scariest Things Ever Introduced to Hawaii”: Thanks for writing this. I don’t agree with everything on your list (come on, kiawe can’t be the worst non-native plant, even with the thorns) but it’s a good conversation starter and hopefully will get people to think more about the impact humans have—and the serious threat posed by invasive species.
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I challenge anyone to find any U.S. civics book, any scholarly book on Constitutional law or any living Constitutional expert of any standing who agrees with this totally made up citizenparent requirement. It is simply not there. The Swiss book, The Law of Nations (short English title), is a compilation of international law that says citizenship requirements vary from country to country. Its Prussian author had very different ideas about citizenship than the Englishtrained lawyers who wrote our Constitution. I have yet to understand how so many people believe something that is in not a single reference work outside birther Web sites. TSA VS.
December 2 Coconut Wireless entry “A New Breed of Birther”: “Natural born citizen” does not mean that both WORST THINGS your parents EVER INTRODUCED TO HAWAII need to be also; it simply means that you must be born on the soil that both your parents are citizens of. This is ACLU TAKING SCROOGE UNDER POTTER true in many PENULTIMATE Malcolm Weeks nations, hence QUOTE OF THE WEEK:“When wild conspiracy theories fail, try a blatant misreading of the Constitution...” (via mauitime. The Law of com) Nations, the title of the Everyone has known that President Obama’s book from which the term was defined. father wasn’t a citizen since the early- to The simple fact that Obama admits he was mid-’90s. Most of the people who voted a British subject at birth disqualifies him to for him knew it. The electors who cast their become President. If you fully research the votes for him knew it. Dick Cheney knew issue and use the laws that were in place it when he certified the electoral votes in at the time of his birth you can only come Congress. Chief Justice Roberts knew it to the conclusion that not only is he not a when he swore Obama in. All the judges natural born citizen, he was never a citizen who have gotten these dumb cases knew of the U.S. His mother was not old enough it when they dismissed them. And every to confer citizenship by the laws in place Justice on the Supreme Court knew it. at the time and because his father was a The problem for you is that “natural born British subject, Obama was born under the citizen” isn’t defined in the Constitution, or jurisdiction of the Crown. His last known anywhere in American law. But that doesn’t citizenship was Indonesian and there is no mean you get to define it the way you want record of him being naturalized upon his just because you’re not mature enough to return to the U.S. This is not “birther” crap, accept the fact that you lost. it is the law applied to the facts. DECEMBER 2, 2010 ✚ VOLUME 14 ✚ ISSUE 24 ✚
Age of Neil Abercrombie, making him the oldest Governor in state history
38 years Age of Brian Schatz, making him the youngest Lieutenant Governor in state history
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Historical Omissions... As she packed her pantsuits and exited the Governor’s mansion this week, former Gov. Lingle launched a new Web site (thelingleyears.wordpress.com). Sentimentally titled “Looking Back, And Forward,” the site purports to be a chronicle of Lingle’s eight years in office. Curious, then, that searches for “Hawaii Superferry,” “Furlough Fridays” and “civil unions” yield zero results. - JS
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ORGAN FAIL Britain’s National Health Service acknowledged in November that, because of a shortage of healthy lungs and other organs available for transplant, it was offering those on waiting lists the option of receiving them from former smokers, drug addicts, cancer patients and the elderly. “You have to say,” said an official with the NHS’s Blood and Transplant unit, “do you get a lung with more risk, or do you get no lung [at all]?”
SMOKING QUACK French farmer Michele Rouyer, who was discovered by police with about 11 pounds of packaged marijuana and a dozen plants, said the weed was not for himself but for the 150 ducks he raises—in that a specialist had suggested that marijuana is an effective dewormer and fever-preventer. (Rouyer did acknowledge that, well, yes, maybe he smoked a little of it himself.) In November, a court in Rochefort fined him the equivalent of about $700. At least, he insisted proudly, his ducks are worm-free.
former pedophile priest John Geoghan), popped the question recently to Christian minister Shirl Borden, who agreed to marry him in October after five years of being pen pals. Borden said the pair’s relationship turned romantic over their mutual love of NASCAR.
FLASH COURSE When a female New York City subway rider recorded video (on her cell phone) of a male exhibitionist flaunting himself at her recently, and posted it to the Internet, the regulars at one specialized Web site largely defended the man. Some visitors at DickFlash.com (evidently a favorite hangout for flashers) tore into the woman for being too sensitive. Wrote one, “If she doesn’t want to see it, she can just look away.” And another: “She should be thankful he flashed his dick at her.” Others merely offered advice for the flasher on technique: “OK, lets [sic] point out his mistakes: Subways or local buses must be done with sweats or some form of elastic band so that when u did [sic] get busted it’s easy to slip back up.”
To the self-proclaimed “locals” poaching on the reef in North Kihei and yelling the f-word at the “haoles” in the outrigger canoes that dared to check on what you were doing: If you were real Hawaiians, you would know how to pronounce ha‘ole correctly. But then again you wouldn’t be destroying the reef and thinking you own the land. Did your family forget to tell you that they haven’t been here any longer than a lot of these “haole” families you cursed out? You put a shame on any real Hawaiian, be it by ancestry or by heart. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1425e
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(1) Police in Gumperda, Germany, arrested a 64-year-old retired do-it-yourselfer in November after he drilled through a neighbor’s wall in their duplex home. The man had spent two days trapped in his own basement, where he had laid bricks and mortar for a room but apparently forgot to leave himself an exit. (2) Sheryl Urzedowski, 38, was cited in September for DUI in Orland Park, Illinois, after failing a field sobriety test. According to the officer’s report, after being told to walk a straight line Urzedowski put her hands on her hips and strutted to and fro “as if she were a [runway] model,” after which, apprehensive about being arrested, she asked the officer to read her “the Amanda rights.” ■
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ets are great to shop for because they love you no matter what you get them. Instead of wrapping that bag of dog food and putting a bow on it, take your four-legged friend down to
Birken and Bailey’s Too in Kihei and get a photo with Santa and their favorite treat, or choose from a terrific selection of stylish doggie (and kitty) duds. If you’re on the Lahaina side, hit up West Side Pets for a crazy selection of squeaky toys. And if you’re hunting for a holiday pet, please stop by the Maui Humane Society and rescue an animal; they always have plenty of beautiful creatures ready to melt your Grinchly heart.
e can be thankful that we live in a land of plenty with myriad local alternatives to the pesticide-laden, processed foods have become so much a part of our food culture. Start with gift boxes of Maui-grown veggies and specialty items from Kula Fields. You can go online, choose your box size and products and have it delivered. Even better: an annual membership for your family ensures fresh Maui veggies will arrive at your door. If you can’t pull that off, head to a local farmers’ market and make your own veggie baskets to give away; it won’t pack the sugary punch of the usual cookie basket, but it will make your gift unique. Maui Culinary Academy’s food court in the Paina building on the UH Maui
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istilling your own beer and hooch sounds like a pain in the neck. Luckily there are plenty of local distillers, spirits producers and craft beer makers on-island to keep your holiday booze shopping local. Maui Brewing Company has begun canning two new flavors you didnâ€™t get in your holiday basket last year: Mana Wheat and Island Root beer. Haleakala Distillersâ€™ Okolehau Liqueur is exotic, as is their collection of Maui-distilled rums. Ocean Vodka is blended
with desalinated deep-sea ocean water and makes mean holiday martinis. Exploring Tedeschi Vineyards, our local winery, is a quintessential Maui outing. If you canâ€™t get up to their charming Ulupalakua tasting room, pick up their concoctions at the 3 Wine Corner, located in both Lahaina and Paia. Maui Prime has a monthly wine club that makes a great gift for vino-philesâ€”you get a red and a white wine monthly with recipes and tasting profiles. Another great gift idea for the spirits enthusiast? Head over to your local liquor store, like the Liquor Shack in Makawao or 4 Aloha Discount Liquor and Valley Isle Liquor in Kihei, pick up a selection of fine small bottles and create a gift basket of booze. Maui is getting more recognition for its fine coffee grown here on island. There are two ways you can go: buy gift cards for latte lovers at local shops like Big Wave Espresso, Akamai Coffee and Wailuku Coffee Company in Central, Anthonyâ€™s Coffee Company on the North Shore, S&Q Coffee & Shave Ice Shack down South and Sir Wilfredâ€™s out
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ou love tobacco, but you don’t want to smoke it out of some boring cigarette, right? No, you want to smoke it out of a massive water pipe taller than a prepubescent power forward. And you want to stash it in a container that looks like a soda or a can of soup. And you also want T-shirts
and incense and lighters and rolling papers. Because you love tobacco. And chances are you’ve got another tobacco lover on your list. You’re in luck: from West Side Vibes in Lahaina to 5 Hawaiian Holy Smokes and Maui Mana on the South side, Maui is blessed with a large crop of local smoke purveyors. Fire it up.
want your toys to be cool. Fortunately, Maui’s local toy shops understand this, and cater to children and the Santa Clauses responsible for their social and mental development. For more than 25 years, Maui Toy Works at the Lahaina Cannery Mall has been supplying gifts for good little girls and boys. In Central Maui, Wild Creatures is a small but packed-to-the-gills outlet for quality wooden playthings, plus books, puzzles and more. And Makawao’s Maui Child Toys & Books keeps the Upcountry keiki supplied. Because you’re never too old to play, and you’re never too young to play with good stuff.
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pa packages are a fabulous service—for men and women. It’s not your usual dude gift, but they may surprise you— even if they aren’t metro sexual. For hands and toes, head to Van Beauty Salon in Kahului; their deluxe pedicure-manicure combos are the bomb. The facial and massage package at Green Ti in Wailuku is an amazing deal, and their convenient location features a menagerie of great gifts for body and home. For full-body indulgence try a coffee, chocolate, mango or pineapple-lime body treatment at Spa Helani at the Westin Kaanapali Ocean Resort in Lahaina, where you can also enjoy the steam room and rain showers. Need more in-depth body care? Try a treatment gift certificate at 6 Iao Acupuncture, where they can pinpoint and treat ailments with ancient Chinese know-how. If it’s beauty she wants, gift certificates for cuts, color, blowouts and more are going to light her up under the tree. Paragon Salon in Makawao is full-service from your feet to your head. In Central Maui, Maui Hair and Body, Colours Salon and Beauty Bar feature fab products and professional service. For West Maui beauty seekers, Soleil Luna Salon and Plush Beauty are the hot spots for waxing, hair care and cuts. Looking for something a little more permanent? Get your ink junkie gift
certificates for his or her favorite Maui artists. In Kihei, try Maui Tattoo Company and Paciﬁc Rootz Tattoo. Nancy at the Paia Tattoo Parlor has been putting needle to skin on Maui for over 15 years, and the crew there has amazing talents, and great art for sale to boot. On the West side, Spike’s West Side Ink and Tony Mucci’s crew at Skin Deep Lahaina have (literally) got you covered. With great locally made bath and body goods—like the full line of Alii Kula Lavender Farm’s soaps, lotions and hair care products—your stockings should be stuffed appropriately. At Lilikoi Beauty in Paia you can find natural-made lines of
cosmetics and many locally sourced items. For more natural cosmetics and body shop potions, check out health food stores like Hawaiian Moons in Kihei, or Down to Earth and Alive and Well in Central Maui.
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and new styles, that have been featured in the famous Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. In Lahaina, the Pakaloha swimsuits are Brazilian made. In South Maui, Rainbow Attic has a great selection of swimwear and cover ups at consignment prices. There are a lot of fine places onisland to get a girl clothes while keeping it local. Designers like Tamara Katz and 8 Wings Hawaii have shops in Paia and offer great-looking and unique island gear. Meanwhile, Maui Thing in Wailuku is the spot for essential pieces like screen-printed tees and knits. There arenâ€™t a whole lot of indie shoe stores on-island, but staying out of the corporate footwear emporiums is easier than you think. At If the Shoe Fits in Wailuku, owner and proprietor Teri Edmunds is now consigning shoes and repairing, and she carries her own lines as well. Mahina boasts a number of fashion-forward styles, and Collections in Makawao has fabulous hand-made-yet-high-end shoes. So what to get a male fashionista? Head to
ince thereâ€™s loads of local places that offer beaded and wire-wrapped jewelry creations, letâ€™s instead highlight some of those with smithery skills enough for Santaâ€™s stamp of approval. The venerable J.B. Rea has taught many a Mauian how to bezel stones and turn springs into jump rings, and weâ€™ll bet that when he nicks himself, he oozes liquid metal like a Terminator. Made with inspiration and incomparable adroitness, Reaâ€™s pieces are truly wearable artâ€”evidenced by the fact that you can find his work in gallery shops like the Hui Noâ€˜eau or Viewpoints. Hailing from Honolulu, mother and daughter design team Linda and Akemi Ueda present their Paradisus brand, available at Sargentâ€™s Fine Jewelry. Distinctly Hawaiian motifs include the newly introduced Ulu and Kalo lines and the androgynous Kapa line, perfect whether you need jewelry for wahine or kane. Of course there are the lovely ladies of Wings Hawaii (now on Baldwin Ave.), whose hand-wrought jewelry is as covetable as their threads. And, Makawaoâ€™s Nina Kuna says it best when she describes her seainspired bling as â€œpaying homage to a wild perfection found in organic elements.â€?
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Great costume jewelry and handmade jewelry can pull together an outfit and make you look polished. Youâ€™ll find it under Lahainaâ€™s banyan tree on weekends, hand-made by artisans, or in shops all over the island. A recent search on Etsy.com found 253 artists from Maui selling pieces of jewelryâ€”meaning you can shop local even while online.
rom clothing and accessories to curios and household goods, antique and consignment shopsâ€”like Bohemia Boutique, Elise Clothing Co., 10 Paia Trading Co. and Rainbow Attic, or the antiques alley that is Wailukuâ€™s Market Streetâ€”all have offerings that apply to nearly any of our guideâ€™s categories. No longer just for bailiwick collectors who love good patina, vintage items are hot on everyoneâ€™s listâ€”and you just might spock the perfect quirky accoutrement for that perfectly quirky someone on your list. But since offerings are innumerably varied and subject to luck, itâ€™s impossible to describe exactly what you might find. Instead, here are a few tips on how to shop second hand. First of all, be certain of your gift-receiverâ€™s aesthetic as most shops have an all-sales-final policy. When buying any textile (i.e. clothing, linens, upholstery) spot check for stains and wearâ€”some flaws are fixable and others are not. New or used, itâ€™s always a good idea to flip a garment inside-out and assess the quality of construction and if serged stitches are intact. For ceramics and glassware, check for fissures that might lead to a breakage in the imminent future and always carefully run your finger along an itemâ€™s lip to feel for hidden chips. Sets of dishes should come in increments of 4, 6, 8 or 12 (barring serving pieces, of course), so odd-numbered
collections mean you have pieces missing. If youâ€™re at a loss for theme, think practical items like vases or platters in favorite colors/motifs (for an added personal touch, fill with fresh flowers or a homemade holiday dish), or industry-related items (e.g. vintage utensils for foodies, antique tools for handymen, etc.). Ask the salesperson if they know the history of the piece. You might get luckyâ€”provenance adds value, and good stories ought not be lost. Also, remember a quick online search from your smart phone can help you tell whether youâ€™re paying over or under market value.
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alking into Requests Musicâ€™s bizarre realm of beats may be a time warp, but it doesnâ€™t have to be a time suck. See, Requestsâ€™s staffersâ€™ synapses sync up a web of media knowledge thatâ€™s comprehensive yet curatedâ€”better and quicker than any Internet search might. If the bassist from your loved oneâ€™s favorite band lays killer
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Narnia, Man Itâ€™s Happeninâ€™... If by â€œitâ€? you mean a tame, inoffensive fantasy Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
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was a sophomore at Kaâ€˜ahumanu Hou when I played Peter in a traveling production of The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe. During one performance, I was in the middle of an on-stage battle with my friend Lena, playing the White Witch, when she knocked my sword out of my hand (which was in the script) and sent it hurtling into some kid in the front row (which wasnâ€™t). Thankfully, the boy shrugged it off with Zenlike grace and kept watching the show (if youâ€™re reading this all these years later, thank you whoever you are, and I hope it didnâ€™t turn you off to sword fights or live theater). I thought about that kid while watching The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, the third Narnia film after The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe and Prince Caspian and the first to be shown in 3-Dâ€”which makes
getting slammed in the face with a broad sword far less painful. This time, only two of the Pevensie children, Lucy (Georgie Henley) and Edward (Skandar Keynes), are whisked away from their normal life to join Prince Caspian
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(Ben Barnes) on a high-seas adventure. A new addition is Cousin Eustace, an irritating character overplayed by Will Poulter who is meant to serve as comic relief. Instead, heâ€™s the filmâ€™s Jar Jar Binks, though he becomes tolerable in the third act when he (literally)
loses his voice. The rest of the kids are photogenic but wooden, and once again Aslan the lion (voiced by Liam Neeson) and Reepicheep the swashbuckling mouse (voiced by Simon Pegg, replacing Eddie Izzard) are the most life-like and engaging characters. The special effects are extraordinary throughout, but aside from a scary-looking sea monster this tame fantasy is suitable as a family holiday outing. There are good lessons about being grateful for who you are and realizing your potential, as well as some unobtrusive Christian allegories. The Narnia movies continue to be pleasant and well made but underwhelming. Disappointing considering the source material: C.S. Lewisâ€™s rich, beloved classics. Dawn Treader is less pretentious and a half-hour shorter than the latest Harry Potter, but itâ€™s still cinematic dĂŠjĂ vu: another week, another movie about pasty-faced European kids entering a magical world populated by CGI creatures who out-act them at every turn. â– To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1407
Castle Theater, MACC, 579-9244
Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer - R - WED 6:00. The Fighter - R - WED 8:00.
WHERE AND WHEN TO WATCH WHAT
Unstoppable - PG13 - THU 5:50, 8:10. FRI-SAT 2:00, 9:30. SUN 2:00. MON-WED 3:30, 8:15.
MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees) FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees)
Burlesque - PG13 - THU (4:15), 7:00, 9:45. FRI (3:45), 6:30, 9:30. SATSUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:30, 9:30. MON-WED (3:45), 6:30, 9:30. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2D) - PG - FRI (4:15), 7:00, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:15, 7:00, 9:45. MON-WED (4:15), 7:00, 9:45. The Next Three Days - PG13 - THU (3:45), 6:30, 9:30 Tangled (2D) - PG - THU (3:45), 6:30, 9:15. FRI (3:45), 6:30, 9:00. SATSUN (1:15), 3:45, 6:30, 9:00. MON-WED (3:45), 6:30, 9:00. The Warriorâ€™s Way - R - THU (4:30), 7:15, 10:00. FRI (4:30), 7:15, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 9:45. MON-WED (4:30), 7:15, 9:45.
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Burlesque - PG13 - THU 11:05, 1:50, 4:25, 7:10, 9:45. FRI-WED 11:30, 2:05, 4:40, 7:15, 9:50. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 - PG13 - THU 11:15, 12:15, 1:20, 2:20, 3:20, 4:25, 5:25, 6:25, 7:30, 8:30, 9:30. FRI-SUN 10:15, 11:15, 1:25, 2:20, 5:25, 7:00, 8:30, 10:05. MON-WED 11:15, 1:25, 2:20, 5:25, 7:00, 8:30, 10:05. Megamind (2D) - PG - FRI-WED 12:00, 2:30, 4:45, 7:00. Megamind (3D) - PG - THU 11:00, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:50 The Tourist - PG13 - FRI-SAT 11:00, 12:00, 1:20, 2:20, 3:40, 4:40, 6:00, 7:00, 8:20, 9:20, 10:35. SUN-WED 11:00, 12:00, 1:20, 2:20, 3:40, 4:40, 6:00, 7:00, 8:20, 9:20. Unstoppable - PG13 - THU 12:00, 2:15, 4:30, 8:00, 10:15. FRI-WED 4:30, 9:20.
KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm)
Burlesque - PG13 - THU 1:10, 3:45, 6:20, 8:55. FRI-SAT 11:40, 2:15, 4:50, 7:25, 10:00. SUN 11:40, 2:15, 4:50, 7:25. MON-WED 1:10, 3:45, 6:20, 8:55. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2D) - PG - FRISAT 11:50, 2:20, 4:50, 7:20, 9:50. SUN 11:50, 2:20, 4:50, 7:20. MON-WED 1:00, 3:30, 6:00, 8:30. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 - PG13 - THU 1:15, 4:20, 7:25. FRI-SAT 10:30, 1:35, 4:40, 7:45, 10:50. SUN 10:30, 1:35,4:40, 7:45, 10:50. MONWED 1:15, 4:20, 7:25. Love and Other Drugs - R - THU 1:00, 3:30, 6:00, 8:30. FRI-SUN 11:30, 4:30, 7:00. MON-WED 1:05, 5:45. Morning Glory - PG13 - THU 1:05, 3:25
127 Hours (Sony Digital) - R - THU (2:40, 4:55), 720, 9:40. FRI (12:20, 2:40, 4:55), 7:20, 9:40. SAT-SUN (12:20, 2:40), 4:55, 7:20, 9:40. MON-WED (2:40, 4:55), 7:20, 9:40. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2D) - PG - FRI (2:00, 4:45), 7:30, 10:15. SAT-SUN (11:15, 2:35), 5:00, 7:25, 9:50. MON-WED (2:00, 4:45), 7:30. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (3D) -PG - FRI (1:00, 1:30, 3:45, 4:15), 6:30, 7:00, 9:15, 9:45. SAT-SUN (10:15, 10:45, 1:00, 1:30), 3:45, 4:15, 6:30, 7:00, 9:15, 9:45. MON-WED (1:30, 3:45, 4:15), 6:30, 7:00, 9:15, 9:45. Due Date (Sony Digital) - R - THU (2:35, 4:55), 7:15, 9:30. FRI (12:15, 2:35, 4:55), 7:15, 9:30. SAT-SUN (12:15, 2:35), 4:55, 7:15, 9:30. MON-WED (2:25, 4:55), 7:15, 9:30. Faster - R - THU (2:40, 5:05), 7:30, 9:55. FRI (12:15, 2:40, 5:05), 7:30, 9:55. SAT-SUN (12:15, 2:40), 5:05, 7:30, 9:55. MON-WED (2:40, 5:05), 7:30, 9:55. Love and Other Drugs - R - THU (1:45, 4:25), 7:05, 9:45. FRI (1:45, 4:25), 7:05, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:25, 7:05, 9:45. MON-WED (1:45, 4:25), 7:05, 9:45. Morning Glory (Sony Digital) - PG13 - THU (2:30, 5:00), 7:30, 10:00. FRIWED (1:30), 7:10. The Next Three Days - PG13 - THU (1:30, 4:20), 7:10, 10:00. FRI (4:05), 9:35. SAT-SUN 4:05, 9:35. MON-WED (4:05), 9:35. Red - PG13 - THU (1:35, 4:10), 6:45, 9:20. FRI-MON (1:35), 6:45. Stone - R - THU (2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:25. FRI (4:10), 9:25. SAT-SUN 4:10, 9:25. MON-WED (4:10), 9:25. Tangled (2D) - PG - THU (1:30, 3:55), 6:20, 8:45. FRI (1:30, 3:55), 6:20, 8:45. SAT-SUN (1:30), 3:55, 6:20, 8:45. MON-WED (1:30, 3:55), 6:20, 8:45. Tangled (3D) - PG13 - THU (2:25, 2:55, 4:50, 5:20), 7:15, 7:45, 9:40. FRI (12:00, 2:25, 4:50), 7:15, 9:40. SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:25), 4:50, 7:15, 9:40. MONWED (2:25, 4:50), 7:15, 9:40. The Warriorâ€™s Way - R - THU (2:35, 5:00), 7:25, 9:50. FRI (12:10, 2:35, 5:00), 7:25, 9:50. SAT-SUN (12:10, 2:35), 5:00, 7:25, 9:50.
WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 - PG13 - THU (12:15, 3:30), 6:45, 10:00. FRI (12:30, 3:30), 6:30, 9:45. SAT-SUN (12:30), 3:30, 6:30, 9:45. MON-WED (12:30, 3:30), 6:30, 9:45. Love and Other Drugs - R - THU (1:30, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45. FRI (1:30, 4:00), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:00, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (1:30, 4:00), 7:00, 9:30. Megamind (2D) - PG - THU (1:00, 4:00), 7:00. Morning Glory - PG13 - THU 9:30. The Next Three Days - PG13 - FRI (1:00, 3:45), 6:30, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:30, 9:30. MON-WED (1:00, 3:45), 6:30, 9:30.
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New This Week THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE VOYAGE OF THE DAWN TREADER - PG - See this weekâ€™s film critique. 128 min. THE TOURIST - PG13 - Smoldering good looks and vague accents collide as Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie share the screen. The plot? Come on, you donâ€™t care about the plot. 104 min.
FIRSTLIGHT CLIENT 9: THE RISE AND FALL OF ELIOT SPITZER - R - Spitzer was only Governor of New York for a year, but he managed to do enough (hookers) to get a movie made about him. 117 min. THE FIGHTER - R - A working class boxer nicknamed â€œIrishâ€? (code, as ever, for â€œwhiteâ€?) fights for respect in and out of the ring. Mark Wahlberg and Christian Bale star. 116 min.
NOW SHOWING 127 HOURS - R - Drama - Cutting off your own hand is neither subtle nor humorous, but this harrowing survivalist tale manages to be both. 134 min. BURLESQUE - PG13 - Horror - Cher and Christina Aguileria headline this musical camp fest, for gay men and the
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people who love them. 119 min.
Regis-and-Kathy Lee stars. 107 min.
DUE DATE - R - Comedy - Zach Galifianakis and Robery Downey Jr. go on a road trip. Can we come, too? 95 min.
THE NEXT THREE DAYS - PG13 - Thriller - Some marriages fall apart for boring reasons, and some fall apart because the wife is accused of murder. Russell Crowe finds himself in the latter predicament. 148 min.
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FASTER - R - Action - According to Wikipedia, â€œFasterâ€? may refer to a 1979 George Harrison song, a 2003 documentary about something called â€œMotoGPâ€? or this Dwayne â€œThe Rockâ€? Johnson vehicle. Can we pretend itâ€™s the George Harrison song? 98 min. HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS, PART 1 - PG13 - Fantasy - Harry enters his final year at Hogwarts with bigger problems than getting financial aid for wizard college. 149 min. LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS - R - Fantasy Weâ€™ll take other drugs. What will mismatched lovers Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway take? If you care, youâ€™ll have to watch. 113 min. MEGAMIND - PG - Animated - A cerebral supervillain goes good after his rival retires. Sexiest Man Alive contenders Will Ferrell and Brad Pitt lend their voices. 96 min. MORNING GLORY - PG13 - Comedy A producer is tasked with revamping a flagging morning talk show and making peace between its totally-not-inspired-by-
RED - PG13 - Bruce Willis helms yet another old folks shoot-â€™em-up vehicle, with Helen Mirren and Morgan Freeman along for the ride. 111 min. SECRETARIAT - PG - Drama - The life and glories of the famed racehorse are dramatized, with Celine Dion in the title role. Sorry, couldnâ€™t resist. 123 min. STONE - R - Thriller - A recently released con (Edward Norton) plays mind games with his parole officer (Robert De Niro) who is almost certainly too old for this shit.105 min. TANGLED - PG - Animated - Running out of fairy tales to sprinkle with empowering modern messages and pop culture references, Hollywood turns to Rapunzel. 115 min. UNSTOPPABLE - PG13 - Denzel versus a runaway train. Our moneyâ€™s on Denzel. 98 min. THE WARRIORâ€™S WAY - R - Western An assassin from the East hides out in the Wild Westâ€”and likely doesnâ€™t spend the whole time sipping tea. 115 min.
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Beach Your Children
Friday (December 10), 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC, $45/$50/$55
Saturday (December 11), 7am-6:30pm, Paâ€™ia Youth & Cultural Center, Paâ€™ia Bay, free for spectators / fees for competitors
If I was Los Lobos, you know what Iâ€™d do? Iâ€™d kick the Los Lonely Boysâ€™ asses. Why? Because their name is just too close for comfort when Los Lobos is a legendary American Chicano rock band, and the selfbranded â€œTexicanâ€? Los Lonely Boys are responsible for that atrocious so-called song â€œHeaven.â€? OK. Take a deep breath, wipe your mouth of the involuntary heaves from having to read the words â€œLos Lonely Boys,â€? and letâ€™s just erase those unpleasantries entirely from our memories. Los Lobosâ€”whoâ€™ve been around since the â€™70sâ€”are cool. Like, really cool. Cool enough to have three Grammys under their belts, 19 studio albums and to be responsible for all the modern takes on Ritchie Valensâ€™s music for the 1987 film La Bamba. Oh, and their 2004 album The Ride features notables like Tom Waits and Elvis Costello. Oh, andâ€Ś Well, I could go on and on about Steve Berlin (horns, keyboard), David Hidalgo (accordion, fiddle, guitar, requinto jarocho, vocals), Conrad Lozano (bass, guitarron, vocals), Louie Perez (drums, guitar, jarana huasteca, vocals) and Cesar Rosas (bajo sexto, guitar, vocals)â€”but youâ€™re better off hot-footing it to get tickets and seeing for yourself. Pre-show dinner by Maui Tacos. 2427469, mauiarts.org, loslobos.org
â€œThe sun is shining, the grass is green / The orange and palm trees swayâ€Ś / But itâ€™s December the twenty-fourth / And I am longing to be up North,â€? are the oft-dropped opening lyrics from Irving Berlinâ€™s â€œWhite Christmas.â€? If the North you long for is Mauiâ€™s tradewinds-swept shore, and if the wintertime white youâ€™re dreaming of is the spume from mean waves, then Paâ€™ia Youth & Cultural Centerâ€™s 14th annual Beachfestâ€”an all-ages bodyboard and surf competitionâ€”is the event for you. Priding itself on being â€œcutting edge,â€? the PYCC is a 17-year-old nonprofit on a mission to help da keiki. Thus, spectators are asked to keep this â€˜ohana-friendly event strictly alcohol-, tobacco- and drug-free. Registration in the competition not only supports the center, but includes a T-shirt, meal and the chance at tons of great giveaways and prizes. And, if you sign up by Friday, youâ€™ll save $10 off the $30 day-of registration fee. Thatâ€™s money you can use to enter yourself into an additional division (each $10 extra), which, BTW, are Menehune (9-14 yrs.), Juniors (15-17), Menâ€™s (18+), Womenâ€™s Open (all ages), Freestyle Surf (all ages) and Drop Knee (all ages). 579-8354; pyccmaui.com
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Dec 17th outdoors @ the MACC 900 FRONT ST LAHAINA, MAUI 667.7400
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Mark His Words
Sunday (December 12), 7pm, The Studio Maui, Ha’iku, $25 advance / $30 door
Sunday (December 12), 5pm, Castle Theater, MACC, $30/$45/$60/$150 VIP
“You know, that’s not the Universe speaking to you, Anu,” my cocked-brow friend said when I showed him the cover of Krishna Das’s Greatest Hits of the Kali Yuga, pointing out that if you exchanged every other letter in the words “Kali Yuga” it’s an anagram for “Yagi Kula.” What did he mean, it’s not the Universe speaking to me?! The Universe speaks to me all the time! (And always in anagram form.) However, what the Universe did not tell me was what the “Kali Yuga” is, exactly (the anagram, I suppose, would be too complex). So I turned to Wikipedia: “Kali Yuga” means “age of vice” and “is the last of the four stages that the world goes through as part of the cycle of yugas described in Indian scriptures… traditionally thought to last 432,000 years.” Wiki goes on to say that “Hindus believe that human civilization degenerates spiritually during the Kali Yugi… [which] is associated with the apocalyptic demon Kali.” (Hmm… no longer feeling too good about that anagram). Wait? Why in the world would World music master Krishna Das (born Jeffrey Kagel) want to say he’s got the greatest hits of an unfathomably dark era? I guess despite all my cosmic conversations, I have not done enough kirtan chanting to understand. But, if you are so enlightened/inclined, you ought to join KD at The Studio this Sunday. 575-9390; thestudiomaui.com
If your weekend is filled with but “butterfly idleness,” why not make a themed day of it at the MACC’s Sunday night showing of Mark Twain Tonight! with Emmy-winning actor Hal Holbrook? First, “rough it” up to the tip top of mount Haleakala for “the sublimest spectacle” of sunrise (Mark Twain did it), then pay a visit to the Bailey House Museum (Mark Twain stayed there), and all the while try to soak in everything you know to be true of this “loveliest fleet of islands that lies anchored in any ocean.” Hometown pride makes my heart skip a beat with every word in Mark Twain’s Letters from Hawaii (University of Hawaii Press), and if you’ve worn out the spines of every title Twain has penned, I’ll then recommend the Bible-sized biography Mark Twain: A Life by the wonderfully be-lisped Pulitzer Prize-winning author Ron Powers (who was born in Twain’s hometown of Hannibal, Missouri). As for Holbrook, he’s been Samuel Clemens incarnate for 56 years, and if you spring for the VIP package ($150), you’ll get a pre-show dinner courtesy of Vasi’s Gourmet Catering, and a meet and greet with Holbrook himself after the show. 242-7469;mauiarts.org
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BIG SHOWS COMMON SENSE - Sat, Dec 9. Youâ€™d be sense-less to miss this awesome reggae/rock band, direct from Orange County. Presented by Q103. 9pm. $25. The Hard Rock Cafe. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 808-667-7400. LOS LOBOS - Fri, Dec 10. Youâ€™re lolo if you miss the legendary Los Lobos. See This Weekâ€™s Picks for more. $45 / $50 / $55. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts. org / loslobos.org SUPPER CLUB: LEDWARD KAâ€™APANA - Fri, Dec 10. Continues on Sat (Dec 11). This intimate dinner show series continues with master Hawaiian songwriter Ledward Kaâ€™apana. $60 with four-course dinner. 6 p.m. Stella Blues Cafe, 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei; 808-874-3779; stellablues.com
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WAVE TRAIN $5 9PM
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THE KRYPTONES FEATURING LIA LOVE SPECIAL GUEST DAN DE LION $7 9PM
SATURDAY DEC 11
â€œCOMFORT & JOYâ€? WITH THE MAUI CHORAL ARTS ASSOCIATION - Sat, Dec 11. Join the Maui Concert Chorus, UH Maui College Chorus, Petite Orchestra and conductor Celia Canty for an evening of holiday music celebration. Spago to provide complimentary refreshments. Tickets available at Lahaina Music and Topaz Goldsmith & Gallery. $20 / $10 advance; $25 / $12.50 door. 7 p.m. Kihei Baptist Chapel, 1655 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-838-3006; mauichoralarts.org HUDOST - A â€œsensory-entertainmentâ€? performance with Moksha and Jemal, often including dancers, video installations and onstage visual arts. $15 advance / $20 door. 7:30-9:30 p.m. Studio Maui, Haiku Marketplace, 810 Haiku Rd., Suite 265, Haiku; 808575-9390; http://thestudiomaui.com HAL HOLBROOK IN â€œMARK TWAIN TONIGHT!â€? Sun, Dec 12. For 56 years, Emmy award-winning actor Hal Holbrook has been doing a damn ďŹ ne job channeling Mark Twain. See This Weekâ€™s Picks for more. $30 / $45 / $60 / $150 (VIP). 5 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808242-7469; mauiarts.org KRISHNA DAS - Sun, Dec 12. Join KD and company for an â€œenCHANTingâ€? evening of kirtan. See This Weekâ€™s Picks for more. $25 advance / $30 door. 7 p.m. Studio Maui, Haiku Marketplace, 810 Haiku Rd., Suite 265, Haiku; 808-575-9390; thestudiomaui.com / krishnadas.com
STAGE A CHRISTMAS CAROL - Runs Fri, Sat & Sun through December 12. Put to bed your bah humbugs with this inspiring classic. Directed by Lehua Simon. Tickets available at Kiheiâ€™s Lava Java, and Wailukuâ€™s If the Shoe Fits. $15 / $20 / $40. Iao
Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com â€œTHE FANTASTICKSâ€? - For 12 performances, opening Dec 10 and running through Jan 16. A wonderful parable of love, from a book and lyrics by Tom Jones and music by Harvey Schmidt. $25 adults / $20 keiki under 12. ProArts Playhouse, 1280 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei; 808-463-6520; proartspaciďŹ c.com CIRQUE POLYNESIA - Mon-Sat. Itâ€™s Circue du Soleil meets Polynesian hula with amazing high-wire acts, aerial acrobatics and illusions, and mind-boggling contortionist and balancing-acts. Call for their Kamaâ€™aina special. Starting at $62; Deals for kids. 6 p.m. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali; 808-667-4540; maui.hyatt.com
FOODIE MAUI FOREST BIRD RECOVERY PROJECT DINNER - Fri, Dec 10. Save Mauiâ€™s rare native birds by drinkinâ€™ pints â€˜o Maui craft beer. Music by Halemanu. 6 p.m. Maui Brewing Co. Brewpub, Kahana Gateway Center, 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana; 808-669-3474; mauibrewingco.com THE DIVA CLUBâ€™S ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY WHITE PARTY - Fri, Dec 10. Featuring food by Bev Gannon, David Paul and Who Cut The Cheese. Entertainment by DJ Del Sol, DJ CIA, Gretchen Rhodes, Pio Marasco and saxophonist Ami Shorr. David Paulâ€™s Island Grill, 900 Front St. Suite A101, Lahaina, 808-662-3000.
TICKETS ON SALE SLACK KEY MASTERS WITH DANIEL HO - Thu, Dec 16. Another Central Maui installment of George Kahumoku Jrâ€™s popular Slack Key Show. This month features Daniel Ho, a singer-songwriter and solo performer who has recorded 18 CDs. $25 / $45 (VIP). McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org ROOTS MAUI HOLIDAY SHOW - Fri, Dec 17. ROOTS School (Real Ongoing Opportunities to Soar, Inc.) holds their third annual holiday fundraiser. Includes dinner, entertainment and a silent auction. Pre-sale ticket discounts available. $15 adult / $7 keiki. 5-9 p.m. Studio Maui, Haiku Marketplace, 810 Haiku Rd., Suite 265, Haiku; Monique Paris: 808-269-0888; thestudiomaui.com REGGAE VIBRATIONS VOL.1 - Fri, Dec 17. Featuring Pam Hall, J.C. Lodge, Ekolu, and Cityside. Tickets available at Mulligans, West Side Vibes, 808 Deli, Wow Wee Maui Kava Bar, and Wailukuâ€™s Requests. 21+ only. 6 p.m. Mulliganâ€™s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi
St., Wailea; 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com PEPPER: VOLCANIC ROCK OUT TOUR - Fri, Dec 17. All ages welcome. Doors open at 5:30pm. Tickets available through MACCâ€™s box ofďŹ ce or at Green Banana Internet Cafe, Old Lahaina Book Emporium, and Wailukuâ€™s Requests. $25 (advance). 7 p.m. Outdoors, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-2427469; http://mauiarts.org / bampproject.com LOL@MACC WITH RITA RUDNER - Sat, Dec 18. Another laugh-out-loud installment of this new MACC comedy series. Rudner has been voted â€œBest Comedian in Las Vegasâ€? by the Las Vegas Review-Journal for the past eight years, and has had standout ratings on PBS with her one hour special â€œRita Rudner: Live From Las Vegas.â€?. $35 / $65 (VIP). 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org NA LEO PILIMEHANA HOLIDAY CONCERT - Sat, Dec 18. Comprised of three childhood friends â€” Nalani Choy, Lehua Kalima Heine and Angela Morales â€” Na Leo is the most award-winning and recordselling female Hawaiian group in the world. Na Leo Pilimehana, in Hawaiian, means â€œvoices blending together in warmthâ€? â€” a moniker all the more appropriate this holiday season. $12 / $30 / $40. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org â€œAN OLD FASHIONED CHRISTMASâ€? WITH ULUWEHI GUERRERO AND NA LEO LANI O MAUI Sat, Dec 18. The second annual holiday concert for Mauiâ€™s community choir. Enjoy the rich harmony of over 80 heavenly voices, directed in partnership by kumu hula Uluwehi Guerrero and Gale Wisehart. Plus, special guests Halau Hula Kauluokala and Santa Claus himself. $20 (portion of proceeds beneďŹ ts the Maui Food Bank). 7:30 p.m. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; Richard Castro: 808-2808557; mauionstage.com MYTHOLOGICAL HORSES & SAUCY YODA - Sat, Dec 18. Two Portland, Oregan bands each pushing 200 shows per year say theyâ€™re supported by Gene â€œWeenâ€? and have their concert posters in scenes of Showtimeâ€™s Weeds. If that doesnâ€™t peak your interest, I donâ€™t know what will. $10. 9 p.m. Casanova, 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com CHARLIE LUSTMANâ€™S MUSICAL HOPE CAMPAIGN CONCERT - Sun, Dec 19. Remember that dude we put on the cover in part because he had the top of his jaw sawed off? Yep. Itâ€™s time for his big show â€” where 100 percent of proceeds beneďŹ ts the PaciďŹ c Cancer Foundation. Features his music and a slew of Maui notables. $20 general / $75 VIP
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Ladies Night w/ DJ Jamn J, 9pm
Bottoms Up Friday w/ DJ LX & Jay J, 10pm
Open Mynd 10pm
Simma Down Sunday w/ DJ Jamn J, 10pm
MON- Karaoke, 8:30pm / TUE - Native’s Night, 8:30pm / WED - Wild Wednesday w/ Bad Kitty, 8pm
Old School Thursdays w/ DJ Del Sol
Moth, 10pm / Next Top DJ Winner: DJ Mats, 11:30pm
Sunrise Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka
Sunday Night Fever w/ DJ CIA
MON – Estee Graham & Toby Couture / TUE – Drum & Bass Night w / DJ Astro Raph / WED – Maui’s HI-5 Night (S.I.N.) w/ DJs Del Sol & CIA
Brown Chicken Brown Cow - The Ice Cream Tour
Gomega / Arise 9:45pm; $5
Steve Grimes & Guests fundraiser for Vicky Cunningham
WED - Wild Wahine Wednesdays goes “Back to the Future” w/ DJ Blast, 10pm; $10
355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011
BOCALINO BISTRO & BAR 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041
CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY REST. 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului - 873-6555
1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
TUE – Curtis Williams / WED - Latino, Blues & Jazz Night w/ Lydia Toccafondy & Neto Peraza
Wave Train, 9pm; $5
The Kryptones ft. Lia Love, Guest Dan De Lion, 9 pm; $7
Manao Radio 9pm; $7
Anuhea Quarter Life Crisis Tour, 8pm; $15
TUE - Danyel Alana Trio, 10pm; $5 WED - DJ Boomshot & DJ Jay P, 10pm; $5
COOL CAT CAFE
Barefoot Minded 7 - 10pm; No Cover
Dave Caroll 7 - 10pm; No Cover
Dave Caroll 7 - 10pm; No Cover
Erin Smith 7 - 10pm; No Cover
MON - Peter D / TUE - Live Jazz / WED - Ryan Palma (All sets 7 - 10pm; No Cover)
DIAMONDS ICE BAR
House Music 10pm; No Cover
Johnny Ringo 10pm; No Cover
Live Music 10pm; No Cover
Jordan & Wolf 10pm; No Cover
MON - Gomega / TUE - Supah Dupah Reggae Band WED - Ron & Bob (all sets 10pm; No Cover)
DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB
Quiz Night 8pm; No Cover
Jordan & Wolf 10pm; No Cover
Jared 10pm; No Cover
Kanoe 10pm; No Cover
MON – Ka’ena Elaban / TUE – Jordan & Wolf / WED – Jessica & Kanoa (all sets 10pm; No Cover)
Kanaka Jams 6:30-10:30pm No Cover
MON, TUE & WED - Karaoke
Rampage 9pm - Close
Dat Guyz 9pm - Close
Roots Judgement 9pm-1:30am
MON - Karaoke / TUE - Karaoke Contest / WED - Open Mic Night
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Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908
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GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888
HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010
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(includes pre-show dining). 7 p.m. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-242-6969; mauionstage. com / mademenuclear.com BRUNO MARS - Tue, Dec 21. Born into a musical family from Honolulu, Bruno Mars’s career has catapulted into the upper echelons of critic-cred pop stardom. His hit single “Just The Way You Are,” went #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 chart, and just this October, he’s took to the SNL stage as the featured musical act. $35 / $45 / $55. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org SOLO SESSIONS WITH BARRY FLANAGAN - Thu, Dec 30. This intimate series continues with Flanagan, one of Hawaii’s most respected composers and founder of the musical duo Hapa, who will share stories and inspiration behind his music. $25 / $25 VIP. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org MAUI CELEBRITY SERIES 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY WITH TOM ARNOLD, BRIAN EVANS, AND CHEECH MARIN - Thu, Dec 30. You read that right: “Cheech & Chong” star Cheech Marin is coming. He’ll perform alongside Maui Celebrity Series second-timer Tom Arnold, and show crooner/creator Brian Evans. Get tickets now for this December show, and be someone’s best-ever Santa. $35 / 55 / $75 (VIP). 8-10:30 p.m. Maui Theatre, 878 Front St. (Old Lahaina Center), Lahaina; 808-856-7973; themauicelebrityseries.com DAMIAN MARLEY & NAS’S “DISTANT RELATIVES” TOUR - Sun, Feb 27. An all-ages show! For the ﬁrst time, these music icons perform side by side on stage in the islands. Tickets go on sale at 9am on Friday (Dec 3). $40. Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; http:// mauivents.com/featured/nas-damien-marley-distant-relatives-hawaii-tour-maui-feb-27/
ANNOUNCEMENTS “IMAGINE THERE’S NO HUNGER” CAMPAIGN Daily. Support the Hard Rock’s “Hungerthon 2010” program to alleviate hunger this holiday by bidding on great items in their silent auction — ongoing through the ﬁrst two weeks of Dec. The Hard Rock Cafe, 900
Common Sense 9pm; $25
Sondio Inspiracion 9pm; $7
Ashley Welte 7pm - Close; No Cover
Guest Performer 7pm - Close; No Cover
Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - Close; No Cover
Front St., Lahaina; 808-667-7400; hardrock.com CALL FOR ENTRIES: ANNUAL JURIED EXHIBITION 2011 / SOLO EXHIBITION 2011 - Daily. Dec 30 is the receiving date for the multimedia juried exhibition (juror Vince Hazen), with the show running Jan 8 - Feb 18. Proposals for the solo exhibition are due Jan 10, with the show running June 18 through July 23. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-6560; http://huinoeau.com
EVENTS THURSDAY, DEC 09 FOUR SEASONS RESORT WELLNESS SERIES - This new series features a different practitioner for each four-day wellness weekend, through Dec 19. Today through Dec 12, “Greening Your Beauty Routine and Personal Products” with Stacy Malkan. Call for more information. Four Seasons Resort, 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 808-874-2939; http://fourseasons.com/ maui/wellness_series/
WED - Karaoke
Brian Cuomo 7pm - Close; No Cover
KALAMA INTERMEDIATE SCHOOL BAND - Their ﬁnest tunes they bring to this pa-rum-pa-pum-performance. Free. 6:30 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-871-1307; mauimall.com / kalama.hidoe.us HULA BY NA KAMALII NANI O LAHAINA - Live performance. 7 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com LAHAINA RESTORATION MUSIC SERIES - Sponsored by The Lahaina Restoration Foundation. Hosted by Allen Pokipala “Braddah Poki” of Paciﬁc Radio Group. 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Baldwin Home Museum, 120 Dickenson St., Lahaina; (808) 661-3262; lahainarestoration.org
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A KANIKAPILA CHRISTMAS - A fun way to celebrate the holidays with door prizes and pupus. Come dressed in your holiday best and be sure to bring your instruments along, too! 5:30 p.m. Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway Restaurant, 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului; 808-873-6555; hideawaymaui.com
DINNER (LOCAVORE POTLUCK) AND A MOVIE WITH SOUTH MAUI SUSTAINABILITY - Begins at 6pm with a food prep demo by Chef Andrea of Whole Foods, socialization and potluck at 6:30pm and a screening of “Two Angry Moms” — a movie about two wahine’s battle to change their kids’ school lunch program — at 7pm. Plus pick up a few Compact Fluorescent Light Bulbs (CFLs) to go! 6-8 p.m. Kihei Charter High School, 300 Ohukai Rd. #209, Kihei; 808-874-5955
SOLEIL LUNA & MAUI THING TRUNK SHOW Loads of deals, cocktails and entertainment by the lovey Erin Smith. 4:30-7:30 p.m. Soleil Luna, 242 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina; 808-662-0203 JUDY’S GANG - Heel-balltoe your way to the mall for this mainstay tap and jazz ensemble. Free. 6:30 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-8711307; mauimall.com
SACRED HEART’S SCHOOL CHOIR - Lovely keiki voices ﬁll the air as you decide what to ﬁll stockings with. 7 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; 808-6615304; lahainacannerymall.com KARAOKE AT KAAHUMANU - Belt it out then buy a belt to either congratulate yourself on ﬁne singing, or help ease the sting of embarrassment. Either way, a good time. Free. 6-8 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com
SATURDAY, DEC 11 14TH ANNUAL PAIA BAY BEACHFEST - An event for the whole ‘ohana. Menehune, Junior Men, Open Men, Women, DK, and Free Surf divisions. Entry forms avail-
MON - Ashley Welte / TUE & WED - Rene Alonzo (All 7pm - Close; No Cover) able online. Prizes for ﬁnalists and giveaways all day. Presented by the Pa‘ia Youth & Cultural Center. See This Week’s Picks for more. free to watch / fee to enter. 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m. Pa’ia Youth & Cultural Center, Pa’ia Bay, Hana Hwy., Pa’ia; 808-579-8354; pyccmaui.org CHRISTMAS EXTRAVAGANZA - Your place to be for great Christmastime activities and mean prizes (must be present to win; 12:30pm). Entertainment includes Na Pua Melia (11:30am), Hui Lanakila (1pm), and Dance International (2:30pm). Free. 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-871-1307; mauimall.com KALAMA INTERMEDIATE UKULELE BAND - These super four stringers will pluck at your heartstrings. 12 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com KEIKI HULA BY HALAU HULA O KEOLA ALIIOKEKAI - Live performance. 1 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; 808-6615304; lahainacannerymall.com AUTO EVOLUTION CAR SHOW - Be one of the expected 1,000-2,000 spectators marveling at sick cars and trucks, bikes, dragsters, drifters and more. Free admission for ARC of Maui members (people with developmental disabilities). $12.50 adults / $10 students (plus $2-off with canned good donat. 3-11 p.m. War Memorial Stadium, parking lot, 211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului; 808-636-3029 OPENING RECEPTION: “MAUI IMPRESSIONS” - George Allan, Al Rabold and Kari McCarthy have joined forces to present a group showcase that aims to capture the true essence of Maui Nei. 5 p.m. Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com BALDWIN HIGH SCHOOL JAZZ BAND - Not too cool for school, these cats will put a little swing in your holiday step. Free. 6:30 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-871-1307; mauimall.com OPENING RECEPTION: “TRAVELOGUE” BY MIKE ADRIAN - The parlor’s featured artist for December unveils an avant-garde “iPhonography” photography showcase, chronicling his experiences roaming the globe — and taking pictures strictly with his iPhone. No Cover. 7 p.m. Paia Tattoo Parlor, 120 Hana Hwy.,
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$5 for Adults Kids Free! COME EXPERIENCE -Locally made crafts & gifts for the whole family! -Children’s interactive entertainers -Gymnastic Demos -Children’s craft workshops -Strolling Elves & Santa -Music, Games, Bouncy Castles and more surprises! FOR VENDING CALL SALLY AT 269-2460 OR EMAIL SOURCEVENDORS@GMAIL.COM FOR ENTERTAINMENT SPOTS CALL RACHEL AT 268-8651 OR EMAIL SOURCEKEIKI@GMAIL.COM WWW.SOURCEMAUI.COM WWW.MEGCA.COM
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Eight Track Players
MON, TUE & WED - Da-Ha-Y-Ns
Willie K 9-11pm; $5
Ben & Glenn 8-10pm
MON & TUE - Sam Ahia
Bad Kitty 8-11pm
Billy & The Bad Dogs 8-11pm
Dan Saunders Rock Band 8-11pm
Gina Martinelli Band 6 - 9pm
MON - Kiwi Cowboys 6-9:30pm
Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi
Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi
Crazy Fingers 9pm - 1am; No Cover DJ AstroRaph 7:30-11pm
MON - Service Industry Night / MON & WED - Karaoke w/ Toby, 7:30 - 11 pm
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-7711
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
95 E. Lipoa St., Ste A101, Kihei - 874-1250
136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288
1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808
Live Salsa w/ Neto & Barbara 8-11pm / DJ Nexus 11pm-Close
Hula Show 8-11pm / Dezman 11pm - Close
Classic Rock Thursdays feat. Howard Ahia
DJ Canespider / Hula Show / Easy Listening w/ Neto X-clusive Saturday Nights w/ All Access’s DJ Money Mike
MON - Service Industry Night w/ All Access DJ & Junior TUE - Karaoke w/ Troy / WED - Sizzling Salsa Nights
Old School Friday w/ Kutmaster Spaz of OC16 9pm-1am; $5
MAUI BEACH HOTEL
170 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051
MAUI BREWING CO.
WED - Open Mic Night, 10pm; No Cover
Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474
71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St. Kihei - 874-1131
OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414
Paia; 808-579-8515 / firstname.lastname@example.org SECOND SATURDAY ART - Swanky monthly art activities for your keiki. E-mail email@example.com for more information. Free. 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui Thing, 7 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-249-0215
SUNDAY, DEC 12 MAUI BRASS ENSEMBLE - Live performance. 12 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com CHILDREN’S PEACE CHOIR - You know what goes good with peace? Love. And you’ll love this keiki performance. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-871-1307; mauimall.com KEIKI HULA BY NA KAMALII NANI O LAHAINA - Live performance. 1 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com COOL STEEL - Clever name, huh? You can be clever too, by getting your holiday shopping done while enjoying their live sounds. Free. 4 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-871-1307; mauimall.com SOUTH MAUI SUSTAINABILITY JANUARY MEETING - A preview of Vince Mina’s “Body and Soil” Conference from (Jan 14-16), with all of the conference speakers giving short introductions to their weekend topics. 6:30 p.m. Kihei Charter High School, 300 Ohukai Rd. #209, Kihei; 808-874-5955
MONDAY, DEC 13 BOOK SIGNING WITH KATIE GROVE-VELASQUEZ & MICHAEL OGATA - This local author and illustrator will sign copies of their newest children’s story, “Nai’a to the Rescue.” This exciting story about friendship and loyalty — with a special message on the importance of conservation and ocean stewardship — makes a perfect gift for keiki. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Ocean Center, Maui Ocean Treasures gift shop, 192 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma`alaea; 808-270-7000; mauioceancenter.com SEABURY HIGH SCHOOL MUSIC ENSEMBLE These prodigious talents will get your toes tapping. Free. 6:30 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-871-1307; mauimall.com
TUESDAY, DEC 14 12 DAYS OF FISH-MAS - The countdown to FISHmas begins today. Enjoy 12 fun-ﬁlled days that include sweet holiday treats, giveaways, and visits from Scuba Claus himself. 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Maui
Phil & Angie Benoit
TUE - Open Mic Night
Willie K 7-9pm / Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish “The Dish” Smith, 9pm
Ka’ena Elaban 9pm-12am
Jazz on the Blue 7-10pm / Jordan & Wolf 10pm-Close
Tradiional Kava Night
Friday Night at the Green Room w/ DJ Stylz, 10pm; No Cover
Pac Vibes 9pm; No Cover
Ocean Center, 192 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma`alaea; 808270-7000; mauioceancenter.com KALAMA INTERMEDIA SCHOOL UKULELE These Poly kids rock, so jump like a ﬂea on down to this super SEKIS performance. Free. 6:30 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808871-1307; mauimall.com HULA BY HALAU HULA O KEOLA ALIIOKEKAI - Live music. 7 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com
WEDNESDAY, DEC 15 WOW! - This week, “Wailea on Wednesdays” presents contemporary Hawaiian and slack-key music by Bobby Moderow Jr., in the lower courtyard. Free. The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea; 808-8916770; shopsatwailea.com BALDWIN HIGH SCHOOL SYMPHONIC BAND - Their ﬁnest tunes they bring to this pa-rum-pa-pum performance. Free. 6:30 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-8711307; mauimall.com
The Celtic Tigers / Big John of Off Tomorrow
nest Pua’a 2 - 4pm, Armadillo 4:15 – 6:15pm, Kulewa 6:30 - 9pm; Fri, Ernest Pua’a 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 - 4pm, 1810 4:15 – 6:15pm, Kawika, Roy & Tarvin 6:30 - 9pm; Sat, Jack Stone 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 – 4pm, 1810 4:15 – 6:15pm, Wili Pa 6:30 - 9pm; Sun, Ron Hetteen 11:30am-1pm; Kawika Lum Ho 2-4pm; 1810 4:15-6:15; Derrick Sebastian Trio 6:30-9pm. Mon, Ernest Pua’a 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 – 4pm, Armadillo 4:15 – 6:15pm, Derrick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30 - 9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 11:30 a.m – 1pm, Jarrett Roback 2 – 4pm, Ernest Pua’a 4:15 – 6:15pm, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30 9pm; Wed, Mika Villaren 11:30am – 1pm, Ernest Pua’a 2 - 4pm, Peter DeAquino 4:15 – 6:15pm, Ernest, Roy & Tarvin 6:30 - 9pm Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Bldg P, Lahaina, 808-667-6636. LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:309:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm 730 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0700.
RED CARPET MOVIE NIGHT: “DAZED & CONFUSED” (1993) - Cult classic. Free popcorn. Enough said. But only if you’re cool, man. No Cover. 7:30 p.m. Ambrosia, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-891-1011; ambrosiamaui.com
DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CANOES - Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0937. DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ernie 3 – 5pm, Garrett & Peter 6 – 8:30pm; Fri, Henry Kapono 3 – 5pm, Kulewa 6 - 8:30pm; Sat, Mondo 3 – 5pm, Kulwea 6 - 8:30pm; Sun, Mondo 3 – 5pm, Ernie & Miles 6 – 8:30pm; Mon, Tue & Wed, Brian 3 – 5pm, Damien & Edee 6 –8:30pm 130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina, 808-662-2900. HULA GRILL - Thu, Bruddah Larry 11:30am – 1pm, Er-
LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Every Fri, The J.D on the Rocks Band 2:30-5pm; Every Sat, JD & Harry 2:305pm; Every Sun, Kilohana 2:30-5pm Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J, Ka’anapali, 808661-4495.
LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Every Thu, Classic Rock Thursdays feat. Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Every Mon, Junior 8-9:30pm; Every Tue, Karaoke w/ Troy 8pm; Every Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Every Wed, Sizzling Salsa Nights with DJ music 9pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina, 808-661-0808. MERRIMAN’S - Tue, David Choy; Wed-Sun, Ranga Pae; Mon, Benoit Jazzworks. All sets 6-9pm. 1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina, 808-669-6400. PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, Greg DiPiazza 6-8pm; Tue, Ah Tim 5:30-8:30pm 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 808-661-8881. SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Every Tue & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Every Sun & Thu, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Sat, Coehlo Morrison 7-9pm; Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm 5900 Lower
TUE - Willie K Christmas Series; Tin Can Comedy w/ Shaggy Jenkins / WED - Willie K Christmas Series; Erin Smith’s Ladies Night
Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili, 808-669-1500. TIA JUANA’S CANTINA - Wed, Tableside Magic with Brenton Keith 6-9pm 2291 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, 808-667-4080. TROPICA - Every Fri, Soul Lounge 8 -10pm; Every Sat, Island Essence feat. DJ Zinn 8-10pm. Westin Maui Resort & Spa, 2365 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Ka’anapali, 808-662-2762.
SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Every Thu, Jamie Gallow 7pm; Every Tue, “Glee” Screening 7pm. Every Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night (this week: “Dazed & Confused”) 7:30pm. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-1011 BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike F. 5-9pm; Every Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm 300 Maalaea Rd. #1M, Maalaea, 808-243-2286. BOCALINO - Thu, Gina Martinelli; Fri & Sat, DJ Jay; Tue, Curtis Williams (all sets 7:30pm). 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-4041. CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm 555 Kaukahi St., Kihei, 808-879-2224. HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Every Thu, Junior Lacuesta; Every Fri & Tue, Rick Glencross; Every Sat, Ryan Robinson & Wolf; Every Wed, Jordan Cudworth. (All Sets 4-8pm.) Sun, Mon & Tue, Karaoke 8pm; Wed, Open Mic 9pm. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E, Kihei, 808-874-1250. KIWI ROADHOUSE - Thu, Dominick 5-7pm; Fri, Mango Pickers 5-7pm; Sat, Danyal Alana Trio 5-7pm; Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6-9pm; Mon, Kiwi Cowboys 7-11pm. 95 E. Lipoa St. Ste. A101, Kihei, 808-874-1250. LULU’S KIHEI - Fri, Salsa Lessons w/ Raphael 7-8pm & Salsa Music w/ Neto & Barbara 8-11pm; Sat, Hula Show 8-11pm; Sun, Hula Show 8-10pm; Mon, Easy Listenting w/ Terry 5-7pm; Tue, Easy Listening w/ Terry 11am-5pm. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-879-9944. MONSOON INDIA - Every Sat, Romantic Violin & Guitar Duets by Cambria Moss & Ricardo Dioso 6:308:30pm; Every Tue, Hula Honeys 5:30-8:30pm 760 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 808-875-4555. MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Willie K 7-9pm; Sat, Jazz on the Blue 7-10pm; Every Sun, The Celtic Tigers 6-9:30pm; Every Mon, Jordan & Wolf 7-9pm; Tue & Wed, Willie K Christmas Series 7-9pm. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 808-874-1131. PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30 p.m. 34 Wailea Gateway Plaza, Wailea,
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200 Kapalua Drv. Lahaina - 669-9600
Jawaiian Music w/ DJ Bruddah Damien
RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE
Smooth Jazz Sounds w/ Brian Cuomo & Friends, 7pm -10m Evan Almighty
4465 Honoapiilani Hwy, Lahaina - 669-8889
TUE - TBA / WED - Evan Almighty
SANSEI - KAPALUA
Free Karaoke 10pm - 1am; No Cover
Free Karaoke 10pm - 1am; No Cover
Open Mic Night 10pm - 1am; No Cover
SANSEI - KIHEI
Free Karaoke 10pm - 1am; No Cover
Free Karaoke 10pm - 1am; No Cover
Free Karaoke 10pm - 1am; No Cover
SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE
DJ Slackin 10pm - Close; No Cover
DJ Sonny 10pm - Close; No Cover
DJ LX 10pm - Close; No Cover
Kanoa of Gomega 10pm - Close; No Cover
MON - Kanoa / TUE - DJ LX / WED- The ADD Twins (All sets 10pm - Close; No Cover)
Supper Club w/ Ledward Ka’apana
Slam feat. David Choy
MON-Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz / TUE - Tom Conway; WED - Randall Rospond / Slam w/ David Choy
115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286
1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444
Roots Judgement 9pm - 12am; No Cover
SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602
1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380
THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133
1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052
505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873
Supper Club w/ Ledward Ka’apana
Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 8:30pm-12am; No Cover
Seismic Chops 9pm-1am; $3
Arise 10pm; No Cover
Ladies Night with CIA 10pm; No Cover
Mary Jane Xperiment 10pm; No Cover
MON through WED- Karaoke
Mele Pono 9pm - 2am; $10
Undone Party w/ Q Ross 9pm - 2am; $10
Spun Out w/ DJ Calcul8 9pm - 2am; $10
MON - WED - Closed
Soul Lounge 8-10pm
Island Essence w/ DJ Zinn 8-10pm
‘Ohana Groove 10pm
Ladies Night w/ Next Level Entertainment
TUE - Thirsty Tuesday & Free Karaoke / WED - Free Karaoke
2365 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Ka’anapali - 662-2762
Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350
333 Dairy Rd. #101, Kahului - 871-1414
WED - DJ Mania Dancing 8:30pm-12am; No Cover
Karaoke No Cover; 8pm
MON, TUE & WED - Dat Guyz; No Cover
“Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages” 4:30-7:30 p.m.
POLO BEACH GRILLE & BAR - Daily, Live Music 4-5:30 p.m.
SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Every Thu, Erin Smith; Every Fri, Randall Rospond; Every Sat, Tom Conway; Every Sun, Viva La Rumba; Every Mon, Kanoa; Every Tue, Sebrina Barron; Every Wed, Wolf. (All Sets 4-6pm) Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-6444.
CAFE DES AMIS - Every Thu, Joe Conte plays The Chapman Stick; Every Sat, Live Argentinian Music; Every Wed, The Stone Violets 6:30-8:30pm. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 808-579-6323.
TIKI BAR & GRILL - Daily, Hula Show 6:30-7 p.m.; Every Tue & Wed, Leo Kane 6-9 p.m.; Every Sun & Mon, Kealaoka’ (Jason Fundang) 6-9 p.m.; Daily, Music by Lanui 6-9 p.m.
Four Seasons Resort - 3900 Wailea Alanui, 808874-8000.
GREEN BANANA CAFE - Every Tue, Thu & Sat, Polynesian Dance Coffee Luau 6pm.137 Hana Hwy., Paia, 808-579-9130.
TIKI TERRACE RESTAURANT - Sun, Ka’anapali Champagne Brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m.
LOBBY LOUNGE - Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:306:30 p.m.; Tue, Jazz Music 8-10:30 p.m.; Every Mon, Wed, Thu & Sat, Fri, Jazz Music 8-11:30 p.m.; Sun, Hawaiian Music 8:30-10:30 p.m.; Daily, Hula Dancers 5:30-6:30 p.m.
Marriot Maui Ocean Club - 100 Nohea Kai Dr., 808-667-1200.
Grand Wailea Resort & Spa- 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-875-1234.
LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Daily, Solo guitarists and sunset hula dancers 5:30-8:30 p.m.; Every Sun, Miles Ahead Duo 8-11 a.m.; Every Wed, Desmond Yap 5:30-9:30 p.m.
BOTERO BAR & LOUNGE - Every Wed, Live Hawaiian Music 5:30-9:30 p.m.
Ritz-Carlton Kapalua - One Ritz-Carlton Dr., 808-669-6200.
Makena Beach & Golf Resort - 5400 Makena Alanui, 808-875-5888.
STELLA BLUES CAFE - Every Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Every Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Every Sat, Erin Smith 4-6pm; Fri & Sat, Supper Club w/ Ledward Ka’a’pana; Every Sun, Slam feat. David Choy 6-9pm; Every Mon, Tom Cherry and Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm ; Every Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Every Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm, Slam feat. David Choy 6pm-11pm; 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, 808-874-3779. TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Live Music Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30pm 2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112, Kihei, 808-875-2910. THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Thu, Live Jazz; Fri, Jeff; Sat, Steff Lomeli; Mon, Cyrus Clark; Tue, Sammy Rouisse. (All sets 7pm) 1945-G S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-879-3133. THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., Wailea, 808-875-8080.
LOCAL MOCHA CAFE - Every Fri, Brian Mansano plays Beatles’s music 5-9pm; Sat, James Kimo Nevius pays tribute to John Lennon 6-8pm. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 808-573-2859. MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Every Thu, Phil & Angela Benoit 6:30-8:30pm; Every Tue, OpenMic 6pm. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 808-579-9999. THE HAIKU FOOD EMPORIUM FEATURING OISHI SUSHI - Every Fri, Makana from Upcountry 7-9pm; Sat, Troublemakers Trio 7:30-10pm; Every Tue, Ryan - Keyboards from Brooklyn 7-9pm . 824 Kokomo Rd., Ha’iku, 808-575-2770.
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ALALOA LOUNGE - Every Fri & Sat, Live entertainment 8-12 p.m. Royal Lahaina Resort - 2780 Kekaa Dr., 808-661-3611. ROYAL OCEAN TERRACE - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Live Hawaiian Music 6-8 p.m. Sheraton Maui - 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-661-0031. LAGOON BAR - Daily, Cliff Diving 6-8 p.m.; Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 6-8 p.m.; Daily, Live Music 6-9 p.m.
TRADEWINDS POOLSIDE CAFE - Every Thu, Island Favorites w/ Kawika Lum Ho; Every Fri, Girls Nite Out with Gina Martinelli; Every Sat, Classic Rock with Dominic; Every Sun, Crunch Pups “Uncrunhed”; Every Mon, Bobby Ingram & Franklin Russell; Every Tue, Mike and Mark; Every Wed, Steve Sargenti. All no cover. 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-8860.
Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa- 200 Nohea Kai Dr., 808-661-1234.
SUGAR CANE TRAIN - Thu, Sugar Cane Train Dinner 5 p.m.; Daily, Ride the Sugar Cane Train 10 a.m.-4 p.m.
UMALU - Live Music 7-9 p.m.; Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-6 p.m.; Daily (except Wed), Live Music 4-6 p.m.
Warren & Annabelle’s - 900 Front St., 808-667-6244.
ALE HOUSE - Fri, Live Hawaiian Music 3-8pm. 355 . Kamehameha, Kahului, 808-877-9001. CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8pm; Every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:30-8pm.1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului, 808-877-0073. CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY RESTAURANT Every night, Francois on piano; Every Fri & Sat, “Early Late Night” live music until 11pm; Every Sun, Fausto on acoustic guitar during brunch. 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului, 808-873-6555.
Kaanapali Beach Club - 104 Kaanapali Shores, 808-661-2000. OHANA BAR & GRILL - Every Wed & Thu, Live Music 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Every Sun, Thu & Sat, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-9:30 p.m. Kaanapali Beach Hotel - 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-661-0011. KANAEHELE ROOM - Daily (except Sun & Mon),
Sugar Cane Train - 975 Limahana Pl., 808-661-0088.
WARREN & ANNABELLE’S - Daily (except Sun.), Warren & Annabelle’s Magic Show 5 p.m. Westin Maui Resort & Spa - 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-667-2525. ONO BAR & GRILL - Sun, Raz Shaggai 6-9 p.m.; Fri, Brian Haia 6-9 p.m.; Sat, Keali’i Lum 6-9 p.m.; Wed, Scott Baird Duo with James DeBose 6-9 p.m.
SOUTH MAUI Fairmont Kea Lani - 4100 Wailea Alanui, 808-840-8402. FAIRMONT KEA LANI - Daily, Live Music 5:30-9:30 p.m.
GRAND DINING ROOM - Every Sun, Live Hawaiian Music and Hula Performances 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m.
MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Every Sun, Live Music 9 a.m.-1 p.m. The Shops at Wailea - 3750 Wailea Alanui, 808-891-6770. THE SHOPS AT WAILEA - Wed, Jamie Lawerence and friends 6:30-8:30 p.m. Wailea Beach Marriot Resort & Spa - 3700 Wailea Alanui, 808-879-1922. KUMU BAR & GRILL - Daily, Hula Dancing 6:30-9 p.m. MELE MELE LOUNGE - Daily, Live Music 9-11 p.m.
EAST MAUI Hotel Hana-Maui - 5031 Hana Hwy., 808-248-8211. HOTEL HANA-MAUI - Every Fri, Hula dancing 7-8 p.m. PANIOLO LOUNGE - Every Sun, Wed, Thu & Sat, Live music 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Every Fri, Live music 6-9 p.m.
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BY ANU YAGI firstname.lastname@example.org + @anuheayagi on Twitter
Parks & Recreation “I built my house from barley rice / green pepper walls and water ice/ tables of paper wood, windows of light / and everything emptying into white / a simple garden, with acres of sky / a brown-haired dogmouse / if one dropped by / yellow delanie would sleep well at night / with everything emptying into white.” - Cat Stevens, “Into White”
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hen I was a little girl, my mom took my best friend Braxton and me to Kula’s Enchanting Floral Gardens. We’d just read Frances Hodgson Burnett’s The Secret Garden, so we strung ornate plastic keys from Ben Franklin on singlecrocheted yarn lanyards and made an adventure of it (spoiler alert: the garden is no longer a secret at the end). Braxton, a boy, was kind enough to play along. Since then (and owing to the fact that if there’s such a thing as a green thumb, my mom’s a martian), instead of counting sheep, I like to “landscape.” As I tuck-in under the sheets, I’ll start with the outermost edges of imaginary acreage, pulling weeds and planting orchards. I scheme for color and mood—melancholy groves of ‘ohia, sunny side-up expanses of pua kala—and carve out hidden alcoves in hillsides. By the time I’m puttering in herb gardens in the innermost of the lot, magic bean seedlings are already saplings and fast-thickening into trees that kiss the sky. And just in time for real ZZZs to take me away, I string up a hammock between the shadiest, sturdiest two and rock-a-bye to Dreamland. But real landscaping takes real labor. Sweaty, gasoline-tinged labor. So while my circumstances are such that keyboard clickety clack is the extent of my cardio, I’ll placate myself with desktop succulents and cacti in thrift store mugs and sigh wishfully, thinking of things that may never come to pass.
ases in paradise are like chocolate chips in cookies— superﬂuous yet essential bursts of sweet respite. Whenever we ﬁnd them, they’re worth marking on our mental maps and (when appropriate) sharing the coordinates with others. With that in mind, I’ve taken
great joy in watching a reclamation/ transformation take place in the vacant lot near our MauiTime ofﬁces, on the mauka side of Market Street. Where once was an eyesore sandlot, leaseholders have laboriously rolled out a an emerald carpet of sod, built a Pa and tended to native plants. The area has been home to a beer garden (and it’s really, like, a garden) for four consecutive Wailuku First Fridays—the most recent being the biggest and best yet according to man-in-charge Kainoa Horcajo—and now boasts the beginnings of a beautiful mural by Lanakila Kelliher and Soup Xaypany (who, over brew, told me the mural is planned to ensconce the entire lot, on every wall and concrete outcropping). It’s a privately owned space, so it’s not like you can just romp through at will, but it’s nonetheless a delight to walk past each day. In a similar vein is the idea of community gardens. Local chefs recently partnered with Kihei Elementary School to help students grow a “pizza garden,” and Haiku Elementary School just last month debuted a garden of its own. Community crackerjack Matt Lane of Community Work Day (among other altruistic programs) has been hard at work planting the seeds for the upstart—plus securing the backing to make it happen—and has amalgamated a wealth of innovative concepts (like incorporating aquaculutre and limu composting) into designs that stand to make Maui an international example. But I get nervous when I think of communal responsibility. Like the socio-economic philosophy that shares its name, it seems perfect on paper and impossible in practice. It’s the sort of thing I want so desperately to work, yet my thoughts are pocked with scenarios of greed, laziness, hurt feelings and disrepair. Yet I know when it comes to dreaming I’m not the only one, and with so many public/ private spaces being reclaimed in an eco-centric way, prospects are more hopeful than ever. Now I just need to head to Ben Franklin and make some more lanyards. ■
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BY CAERIEL CRESTIN
Sign Language SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC.21) If you’re not careful, your efforts to help someone can actually hurt them by making them essentially helpless, or worse, a parasite. It’s a noble thing to offer a hand when someone’s suffering, but be careful not to cross a line, effectively denying them the opportunity to be independent. Your admirable intentions should always take note of the long-term view. Where would you like to see this person in a year’s time? I’m not suggesting you turn your back on someone in need, but simply ask yourself: Is the kind of help you’re offering going to get them there, or would it actually hold them back?
nothing at all. Regardless of where you fall on this spectrum, you can be assured that whoever you might end up sleeping with falls somewhere else. If temperature isn’t the issue, it might be light, sound, or movement. This is one of those things most people simply accept; it’s rarely about how to “change” someone’s sleeping preferences (or, indeed, requirements)—something that’s virtually impossible to do, but just whether or not you can happily share a bed. Same goes for your current quandary—since changing either party’s needs isn’t an option, you must simply figure out whether or not a reasonably happy medium is even possible.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Although in many parts of life—especially business—we’re supposed to act like emotionless automatons, feelings are nothing to be ashamed of. Sure, there are situations where their expression is less acceptable, but never deny what you’re experiencing, even if you take pains not to let it show (right that second). Losing touch with that by never allowing it to come to the surface would be a great tragedy. If it’s already happened, take comfort in this: it’s at least a reversible one. This week, rediscover those feelings you don’t often allow yourself. Even if it’s painful, you’ll ultimately be glad you did.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Imagine your favorite restaurant was randomly closed when you stopped by for a meal. Once would be no big deal, but after the second or third time this happened, you’d probably reconsider going there in the future. A certain amount of predictability is desirable in most aspects of life, especially businesses, but not just those. In general, we’re willing to overlook the occasional miss—shit happens, after all. But if it happens too often, we start to look elsewhere to get our needs met. Keep this in mind this week: being flaky, lazy, or rebellious, while occasionally excusable, isn’t likely to get you to where you want to go.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Everyone quarrels occasionally. However, if your bickering with a friend or lover has become so frequent or intense that it’s negatively impacting others, you guys need to either chill out, or learn how to at least effectively table arguments until that won’t happen—meaning, really put them aside until later; if you bring with you an atmosphere of awful, unbearable tension, no one will want you at their party. Conflicts should get resolved, of course, but not while there are others who must worry about being caught in the crossfire, or drafted into the war.
LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Your leadership abilities are admirable, and most of the time you’re good at making sure everyone’s needs are more or less taken care of. However, every once in a while you get so carried away with a certain vision that you start viewing people as mere extras in your Leo Show, instead of individuals with agendas and aspirations of their own. This, as you can probably imagine, never goes over particularly well. While your enthusiasm and excitement are wonderful and understandable, don’t allow them to make you lose sight of the big picture—after all, your best chance at realizing their fruition is to take into account the emotions of all concerned.
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