margo and eddie get philosophical

margo and eddie get

sex

SEX

What y’all gonna try in bed Death Can we make it a threesome

i kist a boi... ok i am preparing for ur snarky comment

WHO DID I KISS IN FEBRUARY my god

I’m heteroflexible

the F in bdsm stands for fun

you seemed offended when jeff thought u were straight I literally feel like I make jokes about being queer all the time confused...

DO I SEEM STRAIGHT TO YOU? I am literally offended

im going to exclusively date white girls

never catch me simping for a white girl

simping

SIMPING

she’s simpy it’s unattractive u gotta break my heart to get my heart

fuck i be thinking about meetcutes all the time

speaking of ass,

Think I may like her, which sucks

going to do my masters just to see min on campus again

Eddie when u think about it Simping actually so powerful

all roads lead to min i will simp for min until i die

turning my headspace into an Airbnb...someone make me develop a crush on you fast

me

margo liking women

date idea: simp for min together Yes we have a lot in common... we both simp for min

fellas is it gay

why am i such a simp

Why r all the girls that like me so hot

ny simp trip part 5?

dating apps

DATING APPS

the amount of times ive been on a date and tinder notifs have just been popping off on my phone

In the past week I have been in 4 locations …. have been collecting hinge likes like Pokemon cards

going to set my hinge location to nyc so u r the real simp u misspelled pimp

do u game? yeah I use tinder

Wait Is today the last day of Tinder passport Nooooo

What do u do after swiping on the entire hinge population?

going to match everyone on tinder out of spite

durgs

DR7GS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!

I’m so k’d out once again ah, ketamine 1:11 AM

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LOL

I’m on LSD baby

i think the nicotine is definitely more polished

I’m Sorry I’m so drunk lol Will reply to u properly in the morning Ok Still drunk but: Nvm Got nothing to send Lmao

r u ok?

R U OK?

what does the snow represent blankness of a canvas? negative space or the void? u r empty and so am i

im going to drool on u come here

i hungry im only a top when im hungry

im only a top when im angry

I’m

2:24 PM

what if my snake breaths in vape

what if i name my snake after a vape flavor

how i be looking when my dm is left on read

i just fucking jumped into my bed and missed and fell so hard on the floor my mom came to check on me

give me an std if i paying for the test i better have it

i just wanna feel enchanted

how do ppl become secure find good pussy i take it u agree

who we spiralling abt today

what would i be without my sadnesss

happy?

i wanna cri same bro but tears are like pee and i instinctively try tohold it in

Let this be a lesson: stability gets you nowhere

let’s make a “lost - if found pls contact” sign for my virginity

daily lyf

DAILY LYF

i want break

o ok i’ll give u some spac e Bruh Margaret replied to themself

break Fall break

‘l.m jgbczc gbm\] ‘e[loi97yfr4ws2 sorrry cleaning my keyboard

i just watered lemon trees and strawberries in golden sunlight while playing bill withers on full blast im in my lane, thriving, unbothered, flourishing

11:17 AM

ny biggest fear about going to California is asking for a haircut and the barber just assuming I want a fade

We smoked weed in the park and talked about stocks and unicorn startups

u think ur being watched by everyone?

ok

it’s just me i am everyone i am god

shower thots

SHOWER THOTS

do they give u a topic No u just bring 3 min of original poetry eh here’s a topic for u : ass

greet it beat it eat it

just thinking about how i hate men but im a man

snakes are the perfect specimen for ass eating then Explain cant taste the poop, wont have to see the asshole also long tongue thank u for coming to my ted talk

Thinking about legally changing my name to whalakee Thoughts?

eddie r we hoes?

margo r we r we hoes?

down bad avenue

DOWN BAD AVENUE

i was about 2 go to wawa u want me to get u something ye a new gf

let’s just date the cutest tiktoker we can find

just checked they’re 15

can’t believe i kissed this dude but don’t remember cuz i blacked out

can’t believe either of us dated in college we seem so single now

I’m noticing a pattern margo Everyone I catch feelings for r the ones I can’t get

im about to change my hinge bio to LOOKOING FOR A LIFE PARTNER bich

Had a dream about being DM’d, woke up without DM

god my mood is unstable

help girls don’t like me

never letting someone live rent free in my head ever again

i think the only time i am appreciated is out of context

vaporwave meets colonialism

u will die in the revolution