margo and eddie get
sex
SEX
What y’all gonna try in bed Death Can we make it a threesome
i kist a boi... ok i am preparing for ur snarky comment
WHO DID I KISS IN FEBRUARY my god
I’m heteroflexible
the F in bdsm stands for fun
you seemed offended when jeff thought u were straight I literally feel like I make jokes about being queer all the time confused... DO I SEEM STRAIGHT TO YOU? I am literally offended
im going to exclusively date white girls
never catch me simping for a white girl
simping
SIMPING
she’s simpy it’s unattractive u gotta break my heart to get my heart
fuck i be thinking about meetcutes all the time
speaking of ass,
Think I may like her, which sucks
going to do my masters just to see min on campus again
Eddie when u think about it Simping actually so powerful
all roads lead to min i will simp for min until i die
turning my headspace into an Airbnb...someone make me develop a crush on you fast
me
margo liking women
date idea: simp for min together Yes we have a lot in common... we both simp for min
fellas is it gay
why am i such a simp
Why r all the girls that like me so hot
ny simp trip part 5?
dating apps
DATING APPS
the amount of times ive been on a date and tinder notifs have just been popping off on my phone
In the past week I have been in 4 locations …. have been collecting hinge likes like Pokemon cards
going to set my hinge location to nyc so u r the real simp u misspelled pimp
do u game? yeah I use tinder
Wait Is today the last day of Tinder passport Nooooo
What do u do after swiping on the entire hinge population?
going to match everyone on tinder out of spite
durgs
DR7GS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!
I’m so k’d out once again ah, ketamine 1:11 AM
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LOL
I’m on LSD baby
i think the nicotine is definitely more polished
I’m Sorry I’m so drunk lol Will reply to u properly in the morning Ok Still drunk but: Nvm Got nothing to send Lmao
r u ok?
R U OK?
what does the snow represent blankness of a canvas? negative space or the void? u r empty and so am i
im going to drool on u come here
i hungry im only a top when im hungry
im only a top when im angry
I’m
2:24 PM
what if my snake breaths in vape
what if i name my snake after a vape flavor
how i be looking when my dm is left on read
i just fucking jumped into my bed and missed and fell so hard on the floor my mom came to check on me
give me an std if i paying for the test i better have it
i just wanna feel enchanted
how do ppl become secure find good pussy i take it u agree
who we spiralling abt today
what would i be without my sadnesss
happy?
i wanna cri same bro but tears are like pee and i instinctively try tohold it in
Let this be a lesson: stability gets you nowhere
let’s make a “lost - if found pls contact” sign for my virginity
daily lyf
DAILY LYF
i want break
o ok i’ll give u some spac e Bruh Margaret replied to themself
break Fall break
‘l.m jgbczc gbm\] ‘e[loi97yfr4ws2 sorrry cleaning my keyboard
i just watered lemon trees and strawberries in golden sunlight while playing bill withers on full blast im in my lane, thriving, unbothered, flourishing
11:17 AM
ny biggest fear about going to California is asking for a haircut and the barber just assuming I want a fade
We smoked weed in the park and talked about stocks and unicorn startups
u think ur being watched by everyone?
ok
it’s just me i am everyone i am god
shower thots
SHOWER THOTS
do they give u a topic No u just bring 3 min of original poetry eh here’s a topic for u : ass
greet it beat it eat it
just thinking about how i hate men but im a man
snakes are the perfect specimen for ass eating then Explain cant taste the poop, wont have to see the asshole also long tongue thank u for coming to my ted talk
Thinking about legally changing my name to whalakee Thoughts?
eddie r we hoes?
margo r we r we hoes?
down bad avenue
DOWN BAD AVENUE
i was about 2 go to wawa u want me to get u something ye a new gf
let’s just date the cutest tiktoker we can find
just checked they’re 15
can’t believe i kissed this dude but don’t remember cuz i blacked out
can’t believe either of us dated in college we seem so single now
I’m noticing a pattern margo Everyone I catch feelings for r the ones I can’t get
im about to change my hinge bio to LOOKOING FOR A LIFE PARTNER bich
Had a dream about being DM’d, woke up without DM
god my mood is unstable
help girls don’t like me
never letting someone live rent free in my head ever again
i think the only time i am appreciated is out of context
vaporwave meets colonialism
u will die in the revolution