ISSUE 1,062 - THURSDAY 10TH NOVEMBER 2022

Clan Hororata welcomed 10,000 people to the 11th Hororata Highland Games on Saturday, November 5th, one of the biggest Scottish gatherings in the Southern Hemisphere. Kilts swirled, drums played, bagpipes sang, cabers were tossed and ropes tugged as 600 competitors competed in all the traditional Scottish sports.

The Games hosted the first Pipe Band competition in eighteen months, with twenty bands travelling from all over the South Island to compete. They combined to play together in the massed bands’ march, which brought a tear to people’s eyes as the sound wave of bagpipes and drums rolled over the huge crowd.

Heavy athletes from Australia and NZ battled for the Oceania Heavyweight Championship over eight disciplines, including the Caber Toss and the Hororata Stones. Australian, Terry Sparkes retained the title, giving him back-to-back wins, albeit with a three-year gap for this international Championship as it was last run in 2019. The Games also hosted the NZ Heavyweight Championship, which Ashburton’s Craig Manson won.

The Women’s Championship was

hotly contested, with Australian Lily Riley winning.

Strongwoman, Red Wiard travelled from Brisbane to compete in Hororata for the first time and was blown away by the event, “I am so grateful for this experience. It was a massive day. Being in the arena with 10,000 people cheering me on made me feel like a celebrity. I am going home with second place, a few personal bests, new friends and a whole lot of memories.” Have-A-Go is another part of the Games with people of all ages able to enter the arena to see if they can toss a caber, play the pipes or be victorious in the Tug of War. Cindy Driscoll from the Hororata Community Trust explains that the ‘have-a-go’ element is the most popular part of the festival. “This gives people an intimate experience of the Highland Games because they don’t just watch but are part of it, and then some catch the bug and end up becoming competitors.”

In every corner of this festival, there is something to discover, including medieval arts, sword fighting, live music, and of course, haggis; all combined for a rich cultural experience.

In a show of true community

230 volunteers join the Hororata Community Trust to make the Hororata Highland Games happen. “The Games is unique in the way it celebrates

Sponsors:

Accessman, Dress Smart Hornby, Heiniger NZ Ltd, Frews Transport, Farmlands Darfield, Redmond Baling, Pullin Shearing, Shaun Burgess, Darfield Hair Boutique, Silver Fern Farms, Yaldhurst Wools

CELEBRATING 150 YEARS

Dunsandel has joined the list of sesquicentennial towns, and are celebrating 150 years on the 26th of November, in the Dunsandel Domain, which everyone is welcome to attend. Selwyn Town had been situated, in 1862, on the banks of the Selwyn River on either side of the southern railway reserve, but the train never arrived for another five years. In 1867, the town became the rail terminus for six years before the line was extended by 1873, across the Rakaia River and Dunsandel was established a few kilometres along the line, out of reach of flooding. Actually, Dunsandel had started in about 1871, when a blacksmith’s shop was established alongside the Railway Reserve at the crossroads to Southbridge and the Hororata District. Also, two

gentlemen, one who had an existing shop and the other who was proposing to build a hotel, argued for a liquor licence at what was known as ‘Killinchy Crossing’ before it was named ‘Dunsandel’. The hotel proprietor won as he promised to provide accommodation. Many people and their businesses moved from Selwyn to the new town, including the owners of a general store. There was rapid progress in the next two years, and with a Government grant, a library and reading room was built, and this served as a hall until it became too small and was replaced in 1929. This second hall was replaced after the earthquakes by a community centre in the domain, which itself started life as a reserve. There were two initial subdivisions, one on either side of the railway line. Initially, the whole town was in one Road Board, but early on the boundary was moved to the railway line, and the town was split between two authorities. This, for example, made collecting funds for the second hall difficult as it was to be built in one county, but some of the money had to come from another county. Schooling was a problem as a school (Upper Selwyn) had been established on what was the Great South Road, but it was a long way away for children to journey, especially in bad weather, so there was a push for a school in the town. This never happened until 1879, and while the residents wanted it to be sited in a reserve adjacent to the railway line, the authorities caused the Dunsandel School to be built nearly as far to the east as the Selwyn School was west. The first hotel almost lasted until the 1900s and was replaced

by the disused Selwyn Town Hotel, which was dragged to Dunsandel with some difficulties.

The first railway station must have been a primitive affair, and the ladies had to wait a year for a waiting room. The replacement station was opened in 1902 and served as the post office for many years until a new building was opened, and the 1975 NW storm finished off the station. The community has been united by many sporting and cultural groups that have been formed and died over the years. Music has been of greater importance in Dunsandel than in many other towns, and a thirty person choir was in action within a year of the town’s formation. Religion has also been important, but Dunsandel was slower than some other towns in that two of the three initial churches were not opened until the 1900s. Now there is one combined church.

Until World War 2, housing developed in pockets, but with a subdivision being developed presently, there is now only one part of the town separated by paddocks.

From the start, with the railway operating, travelling to major centres has been easier than experienced by many towns, and with the opening of a road bridge over the Selwyn River and the sealing of the road, road transport has taken over from passenger rail traffic. Unfortunately, today the heavy traffic on SH1 makes it difficult to move around the town.

As you can see, while the people of Dunsandel and the surrounding farms have been a united community with much community spirit, external influences have made that unity a challenge to maintain.

Mike Noonan.

EXPERIENCE OF A LIFETIME

Recently, local Darfield High School student Austin Earl, returned from his once-in-alifetime cricket trip to India. Both Austin and his dad, Simon, are members of the North West Youth Cricket Club, which provides boys in Canterbury the chance to play cricket at a higher level, made up of players from the following High Schools; Burnside, Papanui, Lincoln, Rolleston, Cashmere, Middleton Grange and Darfield. “Bangalore was such an interesting place, super busy, cows wandering the streets, tuk tuk and motorbike scooters everywhere with no real road rules (well it seemed that way), but it just worked! You had to accept that getting anywhere just took time. For example, travelling 12km to the cricket grounds would take 45-60 minutes,” commented Simon. “The people were so friendly, and our liaison guy Navin was amazing, without him this tour would not have been possible.

Vinell , our Batting Coach was first-class, Austin made a strong connection with him and learnt a lot.

“On tour, we got to play cricket at Mysore Stadium, a very nice first-class ground, lights and all! We also had the chance to visit Goa, which is an adventure and party place for young Indians. It was also a cool chance to swim in the Arabian Sea and have some rest and relaxation for a couple of days,” continued Simon.

“I was impressed with all the team, how they handled themselves with a busy sixteen days, fitting in so much. I didn’t really realise just how major an undertaking touring India would

be, it was massive. The life-long memories of our adventures and the amazing friends made were so cool.

“Thanks so much to everyone who supported Austin, he had a blast! He scored 102 runs (highest score 42) and 2 wickets, over the 6 games,” Simon concluded.

“My highlight of the trip was going to Chinnaswamy Stadium, home to the Royal Challengers Bangalore and the Indian National side. Also, the people were so nice and super friendly, they were always trying to help,” commented Austin.

“My favourite ground of the tour was by far Mysore Stadium, which is used as a first-class ground, but all the grounds we played on were amazing.

“The spinners were a lot more skilful and accurate than the New Zealand school-age spinners I’ve faced.

“Major challenges for myself were not being able to eat whatever I wanted and always having to drink bottled water.

Transport was also challenging,

most trips would take one hour in India, and it would have been a 15 minute trip in New Zealand. The way they honked their horns was crazy!

“I thoroughly enjoyed the trip, and I would like to thank everyone who made it possible. The memories I made will last a lifetime,” Austin concluded.

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Kate Warren Senior Associate

Mobile: 027 384 3054 Email: kate.warren@tp.co.nz Rolleston & Darfield: 03 317 9099 Christchurch: 03 374 9999 Ashburton: 03 308 4188

CELEBRATING A MILESTONE

St Paul’s, West Melton will be celebrating 150 years of worship at their service on December 11th. The first Church of England service at St Paul’s was held at the School House on December 22nd, 1872. It was conducted by Archdeacon James Wilson of Riccarton. Just prior to that, J. Potts had called for tenders to build a Church, stating that the timber was already on the site. The Church was built to a Benjamin Mountfort design. Twelve years later, on November 28th, 1884, the Church of St Paul’s was consecrated by Bishop Harper, with the service attracting over 100 people.

It would appear that between 1872 and 1884, the Church was

under the care of Riccarton, as many services were taken by Archdeacon Wilson.

The Lay Reader John Hill took 372 services during this time. It is mainly due to his efforts that the district owns the Church. In 1881, over 200 people attended a function where John was presented with a testimonial acknowledging the district’s gratitude. John’s son in law, George Watson, was a Warden and Lay Reader for 41 years.

In 1885, a 200-pound bell was donated by Mrs Neave, and this stood proudly in place at the west end of the Church until 1952, when it was taken down as it was considered to be unsafe. Some 25 years later it was hung in a freestanding steel belfry built by Lester Langdale beside the Church.

Between 1884 and 1942, St Paul’s was part of the Parochial District of Courtenay. Due to a shortage of clergy during World War 2, the West Melton portion of Courtenay became attached to the Parish of Prebbleton and Templeton.

In 1956, St Paul’s joined with St Saviours, Templeton and St Columba’s, Hornby, to become part of the Parochial District of Hornby (now the Parish of Hornby).

At that time, both Templeton and

West Melton were moving towards shared ministry. This involved local people taking more major responsibility for the ministry of the Church, with the Vicar of Hornby taking an overseeing role.

St Paul’s has not been altered structurally during its years but it has had a new roof and the exterior walls have been roughcast. The adjacent cemetery bears the names of many wellknown local families.

Currently, the Parish consists of three congregations, West Melton, Hornby and Templeton, with Reverend Les Memory leading the services weekly at all three Churches.

This smaller congregation is excited to be celebrating this major milestone in December. The Archdeacon Mark Chamberlain will preach at the service. The celebration will be low-key but will be a chance for current and past members of the congregation to get together and reminisce about their time at St Paul’s.

The celebration will start with a 10am Service followed by morning tea, lunch, and cake. Organisers would love to see past and current parishioners attend this milestone.

To register please contact Ross Jones 027 625 8467.

BUSINESS AWARDS

A fantastic response to Selwyn Responsible Business Awards Scheme contributed to a successful and enjoyable evening.

On Friday, October 28th, Lincoln Envirotown hosted their Awards evening for their Responsible Business Network.

Dave Fitzjohn from Lincoln Envirotown thanked all the businesses for their willingness to talk to assessors and for their tremendous response this year. He also thanked the supporters; Selwyn District Council, The Rata Foundation and Lincoln University, along with thanks to New World Lincoln for providing the food and Rossendale Winery for sponsoring the wine. The main aim was to celebrate the excellent work that Selwyn’s businesses and schools are doing. Each business received a certificate and a feedback letter, and the citations given by assessors to Award recipients showed a tremendous amount being done and a concern for this aspect of business activity. Tony Tsai then from Loxley

Innovation Ltd gave an excellent presentation on their development of Electric Tractors, some of which are already in use on farms.

John Veix, the first Rolleston winner of these Awards, who is running the Sustainability Expo taking place in Rolleston in midJanuary, gave a short explanation of the Expo and invited all attendees on the evening to take away a native plant that he had sourced.

Lincoln Envirotown are grateful to Councillor Nicole Reid who kindly agreed to present the certificates and Trophies as listed:

LINCOLN AWARD:

1st: Bento Ninja 2nd: Brown Acres

ROLLESTON AWARD:

1st: Kreative Kiwi 2nd: Fix ur Ride

ELLESMERE AWARD:

1st: FireNThings

2nd: Straight 8 Estate

MALVERN AWARD:

1st: Darfield Eco Garden Centre

2nd: A Twisted Bunch

PREBBLETON AWARD: 1st: ReCycle ReCreate

2nd: Kakariki Kitchen

EDUCATION AWARD: 1st: Glentunnel School 2nd: Ararrira Springs

OVERALL SELWYN AWARD: 1st: A Little R + R

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On Friday, October 28th, 2022, one hundred and eight golfers gathered at Greendale Golf Course for a round of golf to support raising funds for St John.

The weather was overcast, but happy golfers made up for that. This is the fourth Golf Tournament that Property Brokers have supported, initially

starting with Darfield Property Brokers. This year the staff from Darfield, Rolleston, Lincoln and Rangiora Property Brokers contributed to the most successful Tournament yet. The entry fees, raffles and auction raised a whopping $11,436. Darfield First Response Unit started the Tournament with a whoop from the siren. Fundraising enables the St John organisation to not only keep their ambulances running but to support St John Youth, Therapy Pets and increase provision and maintenance of Automated External Defibrillators (AEDs) in our communities.

“Our community businesses were so generous (as they are every Tournament) with the prizes and auction items they donated.

“The Selwyn St John family extends its grateful thanks to all that contributed to the Charity Golf Tournament,” commented Selwyn St John Area Chair, Ann Shepherd.

The annual Darfield ITM Fishing Competition, held on the 4th and 5th November at Haldon Arms, was once again, a great success and entertainment for all.

This year 67 adults and 27 children entered the competition which raised $3,400 for Malvern Cancer Support Group.

Friday morning was fishable but the afternoon was a complete washout with too much wind on and off the lake.

On saying that, there was stories told in camp on Friday night of a monster fish caught by Brick , that was larger than his belly, according to Patrons Dick and Trout . His shipmate Charlie (no

idea about fishing) Buttle, told Brick to put it back because it was too small. Apparently it would have won the competition so Charlie ended up the recipient of the Dick and Trout Award.

Some contestants found it hard to even get to the event with Knowlsy blowing a wheel bearing on the way down.

One brainbox, Wadsy, on the Skip Workin’ boat tied all the hooks on upside down, un- beknown to the Captain, otherwise known as God.

Patron Dick managed to hook up a bikini from the bottom of the lake which prompted a lot of questions about what happened

to the girl wearing it and how did she get out of the lake with no one seeing her?

The organisers would like to thank the following sponsors for their support;

Darfield ITM, Fishermans Loft, Anglers Warehouse, Bromley Butchery, Nigel Hodges, Charlie and Sue Buttle, John Button, Darfield Bakery and Malvern News.

Winners: Overall Heaviest: George Topping Women's Heaviest: Bo Brown Child’s Heaviest: George Topping Dick & Trout Award: Charlie Buttle. God, on behalf of the organising committee.

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Tuesday, November 1st, was the last day for seniors at Darfield High School (DHS) as exam leave starts and a group of Rural College students wanted to make their last day memorable. “Since this was our last year of Rural College. Liam, Lucas and myself (Logan) decided we wanted to go out in style. Numerous schools overseas hold Ag Days, which have seen students bring a variety of machinery to school. In the hope of starting an annual event at DHS, we discussed how we could do this and reached out to local Murray Rowlands - whom we met when we participated in practical days at his farm. He keenly handed us the keys to four pre-2000s International tractors - one from each decade between the 1970s to 1990s. We drove the tractors to school, and were also joined by Kirsty, another DHS Rural college student,” commented Logan. “It was quite an experience having the four tractors set up on the field at school for all the students to view and take photos.

“Liam, Lucas and I will be

moving onto jobs in the agricultural industry - all at different firms, so participating in Rural College has been beneficial to us. Being able to complete different practical days and getting to see first-hand the demand that farmers have upon them showed us how much we need to assist them in keeping their businesses afloat. The knowledge we have gained from our teacher Mr Smith is truly invaluable, and we can’t thank him enough. We would also like to thank Murray Rowlands (Kirfield Farm) and Pip Deans for helping our (and Murray’s) dream come true,” Logan concluded.

DHS Principal Andy England commented, “The seniors had

the idea of bringing tractors to school to show their appreciation for Rural College., which was a unique way for them to show their thanks.

“Next year, DHS is running a pilot project with Primary ITO, which will see students from Haeata Community Campus and Rolleston College be included in ag opportunities at DHS.

“They haven’t got access to the same facilities and community connections that DHS has, so we’ll help with practical learning, and connect them with farmers locally, which will allow them to experience the agricultural sector.

“If the pilot proved successful, it would be extended to more city schools,” Andy concluded.

HORORATA HIGHLAND GAMES

….Continued from front page. Our community is not defined by lines on a map. A huge group coming together, bringing passion and energy for a common cause. During eleven years, the Games have become part of who we are. We are Clan Hororata,” commented Cindy. Kate Foster was the 11th

Hororata Highland Games Chieftain, and the first local to be bestowed this honour. “The Games is very much at the heart of our community. It showcases our rural area to the world, celebrates our history, brings people together and provides a fundraising platform for groups. The Games enable the Hororata

Community Trust to support the community to embark on our next project, which is developing the Hororata Community Hub. This will be a modern, vibrant facility that celebrates our heritage and provides for community needs now and into the future,” commented Kate

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at the inaugural meeting of Selwyn’s new Council as the Councillors were sworn in to serve for the next three years.

The new Councillors and their family and friends were welcomed at the ceremony at Te Ara Ātea with a mihi whakatau led by representatives of Te Taumutu Rūnanga for the Council’s inaugural meeting on Wednesday, November 2nd.

Te Taumutu representative Rulon Nutira spoke of the history of settlement in the district and laid down a challenge to the new Councillors

as he congratulated them on taking up their role.

“This is the writing of a new chapter for the people of Waikirikiri Selwyn and Ngati Ruahikihiki. Councillors; we deserve the best, we expect nothing less. We look forward to walking with you through the next chapter. You have heard the call of the community, congratulations on your new roles,” commented Rulon.

Mayor Sam Broughton called on the Council to be brave and encouraged all Councillors to make decisions centred on love and partnership.

“I want our Council to continue to make great decisions for Selwyn’s future. The level of expectation in our community is high, and there are numerous opportunities to explore. I believe our current success has been the result of strong partnerships with mana whenua, businesses, community groups and families, and I would like to see this continue,” commented Sam.

Alongside the seven returning Councillors three new councillors were sworn in (Phil Dean, Lydia Gliddon and Elizabeth Mundt) . The unanimous election of Councillor Malcolm Lyall as Deputy Mayor was announced. It was also the inaugural meeting of the Malvern Community Board, where the five board members were sworn in. Ken May was elected Chair and Bruce Russell as Deputy Chair. The first ordinary Council meeting will be held on Wednesday, November 23rd, and the first ordinary meeting of the Malvern Community Board will be on Monday, November 28th.

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END OF SEASON RUGBY AWARDS

Recently, Ellesmere Rugby Sub Union held their 2022 prizegiving. It was great for the organisation to be able to celebrate these awards, as the last few seasons have been affected by Covid.

Darfield Rugby Football Club:

• Personality of the Year: Merv Todd

• Div 1 Top Points Scorer (207): Alister Collins

• ERSU Div 1 Winner, Coleman Shield

• Div 1 Challenge Shield Holder, Murray Cooper Memorial Shield

• Div 1 Round Robin Winner, Trustbank Trophy

• Centurion: Sam Groundwater and Richard Catherwood: West Melton Rugby Club:

• Division 3 Winner - Senior Reserve Shield

• ERSU Under 16 Rep Player of the Year: Mason Thompson (Selwyn Schools) Burnham/Dundandel/Irwell:

• ERSU Colts Winner, ERSU Junior Shield:

• Combined Under 18 Winner, Leigh McIntosh Trophy

• Under 18 Round Robin Winner, HL Riches Trophy

• Centurion: Nick Boon

Sheffield Rugby Club:

• Under 13 Challenge Shield, Totalspan Shield.

The Canterbury Rugby Awards local winners included:

• School Coach of the Year: Jason Keno (Selwyn Schools) Jason Keno has held the role of backs coach for Selwyn Schools for 2022. Jason was responsible for the theming for the recent season,usingarmyconceptsand connectingMāoriculture.

• Patterson Cup for Most Promising FPC Player of the Year: Hannah King (Lincoln University) and Atlanta

Lolohea (Christchurch).

The Patterson Cup this year is shared betweentwo rising stars of the Canterbury Farah Palmer Cup side. Both making their debuts in 2022, it’s an exciting time for both young players as their careers begin at the next level.

“It’sreallycooltowinthistrophy with Atlanta, we started girls rugby together, and we got to debut together against Wellington”saidHannah.

St Peter's Community Church Springfield

To be held at the Church 23rd November 2022 - at 7:30pm

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28 Oct - 24 Nov Te Huanui Exhibition ‘Across The Divide’ Te Huanui Art Gallery

12th Nov 7pm Live Music with Eddie Darfield Hotel

13th Nov 4pm Selwyn Diwali 2022 Lincoln Event Centre

13th Nov 10am Café Hope St Ambrose, Sunday School

15th Nov 10am Malvern News Deadline for next issue

15 & 19 Nov Karadean Court Open Day Event Oxford

17th Nov 7:30pm Darfield Netball Club AGM

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19th Nov 147th Courtenay A&P Show Kirwee

19th Nov 2:30pm Speed Shearing Courtenay A&P Show

21st Nov 7:00pm Malvern Netball AGM Darfield Netball Clubrooms

21st Nov 7:30pm Kirwee Township - Triennial General Meeting Kirwee Sports Pavilion

21st Nov 7:30pm Glenroy Collie Club AGM Glenroy Collie Clubrooms

22nd Nov 10am Staying Safe - Refresher Driving Course for Older Drivers Darfield Recreation Centre

23rd Nov 7:30pm St Peter’s Community Church Springfield

26th Nov 10am Methven Exhibition & Fete Methven Racecourse

26th Nov 10am Dunsandel 150th Anniversary Dunsandel Domain

3-4th Dec Darfield Baptist Church celebrates 150 years Darfield Baptist Church 4th Dec 9am She Loves Golf & Men Love Golf Waimak Gorge Golf Club

CARPET

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CHIMNEY CLEANING

CARRS Chimney Cleaning. Servicing the Selwyn district. $70 per chimney. Please phone Rodney on 03 324 2999 and leave a message. CHIM Chim. We'll sweep your log-burners flue, check the firebricks, baffles, air-tubes and controls. We're experts on coal-ranges, also sweeping any sized open fire. We quote and undertake repairs, flue extensions and install bird netting. Please phone us on 021 939 113.

DRIVEWAYS

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FOR SALE

CONVENTIONAL meadow haybaled Nov 2021. Shed stored, not rained on. $8 each. Pick up only from Kirwee area. Ph 021 999 122.

LAST years lucerne/grass mix conventional hay bales x 30 for sale. $10 each. Phone 347 9553.

POINT of lay hyline/shavers pullets for sale. Please phone 021 863 158.

ROOTED cuttings of willow/ popular and fig trees ($5 ea). Great for shelter or privacy boundary plantings, $10 for 11 cuttings. Please phone 027 225 8755.

WOOD shavings - untreated, clean shavings suitable for horse stables, calving sheds, chicken houses and rabbit hutches. Available in 70L bags, 1m 3 bales (compressed) and bulk delivery. Phone 021 243 8378 for more details.

GARDENING, handyman. All jobs considered. Interior and exterior. Please phone 021 207 0532. GENERAL garden maintenance in Darfield area. Domestic hedge trimming, pruning & edging. Please phone Kane 027 467 6613.

SINGLE lockable rooms in Darfield Hostel. Internet, sky TV. $170pw. Please phone 027 479 1431 or 318 3660.

ROOF MAINTENANCE

ROOF & property services. 2 storey work! Roof leak repairs (incl Butynol), moss control, silicone seal, spouting clean & repairs, spider & fly control, bird proofing, roof painting. All roof & spouting types. Call Arthur’s, 7 days, 03 347 2635, 027 484 7980 or 027 584 7980.

AMMUNITION and reloading equipment. Powder projectiles, presses etc. Any calibre rifle / shotgun. Anything hunting related. Cash buyer. Contact Rob 03 342 5885.

DEAD Cars - we buy dead cars, end of life cars, scrap cars, old farm vehicles. Cash paid. Please phone 027 484 8121.

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A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 8 months later she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

DOCTOR: You had twins, a boy and a girl. And they are both fine. Your brother named them for you.

WOMAN: Oh no, not my brother he's an idiot. What did he name the girl?

DOCTOR: Denise

WOMAN: Well it isn’t so bad, and what did he call the boy?

DOCTOR: Denephew