Santa Banta Hindi Jokes

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes Funny Translation Santa English me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se...;

1. Mein ek aam admi hun...

I am a mango man.

2. Mujhe English aati hai.

English comes to me.

3. Mera talluq haripur hazara se hai.

I belong to green pur thousanda.

4. Sdak par goliya chal rahi hai.

Tablets are walking on the road....!

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A Cold Day! There was an english man, who was singing, "There was a cold day," whilst having a shit in cinema toilets.

Our Banta walks by and hears him singing, "There was a cold day, There was a cold day," he slam`s the door wide open.

The englishman in a shock says, "What the bloody hell are u doin ?"

Banta replied, "Oh, sorry ! I thought you ar saying, 'Darwaza Khol De' (open the door)."

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