Funny jokes

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FU NNY JOKES


Sher Ka Puttar Ek Srdar apne Bete se bola oye ghabra mat Tu sher ka puttar hai. Beta: oye papaji, acha hua bata diya . techer bhi ye hi puchti he ki Tu kis janwar . ki aulad hai.?


Doctor Ki Likhai Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo . kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate hai.. Wo likhte hai:--"Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le...!"


Batao na.!! Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai . meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.. Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne . ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..


ek bar American, Pakistani, Or Chinese Chand Per Gaye. tino ne Neche Dekha To Zameen Per ek . Lambi Line Nazar aee. American : Ye NASA Ki Building Hai. Chinese: Nhi Ye Cheen Ki Deewar Hai. Pakistani: Na, Na, Na, Yeh To Na Building . Hai Or Na Deewar, YeTo Utility Store K


Sardar :- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, " I AM GOING"? Friend :- Main jaa raha hun. Sardar :- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur . bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..


Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko a,b,c Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia.. Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy a,b,c main 9 nahi aata.


Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The.


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