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CHANEL You’re one to talk, considering you and Carrie keep stirring that shit. Udders gasps, mockingly offended. UDDERS Me? Stirring shit? How dare you! The two cackle. CHANEL As much as I hate her now, Nellie had the tea when she said that. UDDERS It’s all in jest, darling! In jest! CHANEL Evil. Chanel finishes her cigarette, and puts it out. CHANEL (CONT’D) You ready to go back in there? UDDERS No. Chanel rolls her eyes. CHANEL How’s Miss Scarlett doing? UDDERS A hot mess. CHANEL Just like I left her. UDDERS Girl, you don’t understand. She is lit. She is capital L-I-T LIT. CHANEL Well, duh, her fiancé just left her. Via satellite. UDDERS Bitch, not just her meltdown. She’s had a ton to drink. Chanel gasps, holding onto the door handle.