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10 Dec 19 FEEDBACK FROM MY ROYAL NAVY HELPERS AND ELVES ABOUT LEWESTON SCHOOL
Dear Children My Elves and their Royal Navy friends that visited Leweston Prep today were very impressed that you were all so cheerful and happy despite the poor weather yet again! Whilst you all seemed to be very wet you were all so polite. I’m stuck with oodles of snow up here at the North Pole. They also told me that you have all been very good girls and boys all year round, I wonder if your teachers and parents agree with this – I hope they do, as I only tend to visit well behaved children (far too many to visit ALL the children). It is not too late to impress your teachers and parents for them to let me know in time for Christmas. The Elves managed to get the helicopter to take them to the new Aircraft Carrier (HMS Queen Elizabeth) for the Royal Navy’s new Jets (F35-B) to fly your letters up to me. They are nearly as quick as Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen (obviously Rudolph’s usually the quickest – as long as he stays off the mince pies and sticks to the carrots). The good news is that now that I have read all your letters, I can now update my Father Christmas Big Red Book with your wishes and requests. Further good news, Rudolph and his team have been resting all year and filling up mainly on carrots. They are good and ready to be fit for Christmas Eve, so I won’t be needing a loud, noisy and oily helicopter from the Royal Navy – all the children would be able to hear me coming from miles away!! Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous New Year And God Bless
Father Christmas F Christmas ADC, VC, KCBE Honorary Admiral in the Royal Navy Thoroughly all-round nice bloke