The Jungle Times

THE JUNGLE TIMES Latest news from FunJungle Headquarters Volume 8, Issue 14

In this edition: Li Ping's arrival & disappearance Kid meets danger in FunJungle Weekly forecast

FUNJUNGLE: WEEK IN REVIEW

by Jared Volz

J.J. McCracken announced this week that FunJungle purchased a panda from China. It was on its way here when someone steals the panda without anyone knowing.

Everyone is sad and disappointed and riot breaks out. The FBI is called but a young kid named Teddy is determined to crack the case. His life is in danger many times but is it worth it?

The FBI and Teddy chase to find the panda. But Teddy is thrown into a polar exhibit. This causes more drama and Teddy finds something out that is crazy. He knows the FBI is wrong but how will he tell them? Only one of them can be right though. So who will it be? Read Pandamonium today to hear a thrilling chase for a panda’s life.

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TEDDY TELLS HIS STORY

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by Jared Volz

The young man at the heart of the Li Ping mystery finally broke his silence yesterday at noon. Here's what he had to say: Jungle Times: How did you get involved in the Li Ping mystery?

Teddy: I found some evidence that I knew the FBI was overlooking. For example, pandas move their bowels to equal about fifty pounds of waste daily.

The truck they thought had contained Li Ping was perfectly clean. From there, I was compelled to get involved.

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Jungle Times: Your life was in danger on more than one occasion. How were you able to find the courage to continue your investigation?

Teddy: I was able to act courageously because all I could think of was Li Ping. I knew if I was brave and kept pressing on that something good was bound to happen.

Jungle Times: How do you feel about the FBI's unwillingness to accept your help?

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Teddy: It didn't matter that the FBI didn't listen, it was J.J. McCracken's wisdom to see my evidence that helped save Li Ping.

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Jungle Times: Was it hard not receiving credit for solving the Li Ping mystery?

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Teddy: Yes, but my main concern was Li Ping's safety.

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FUNJUNGLE WEATHER Tuesday: 80H/75L Expect heat and sun all day.

Wednesday: 90H/80L Partly cloudy but hot; 30% chance of rain showers.

Thursday: 85H/76L Partly cloudy but little chance of rain.

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FUNJUNGLE CLASSIFIED ADS For Sale: Used FBI badge. Great for badge collectors or those collecting law enforcement memorabilia. Yellow brass plated. Date of issue 2012. Asking price $200 but will consider best offers. Contact Molly O'Mally at MOmally@FBI.gov.

Wanted: New or slightly used fingerprint scanner. Price cannot exceed $400.

Contact FunJungle Security at safety@funjungle.com.

For Sale: ZooPoo available at the FunJungle maintenence shed. Great for gardens. Dogs love it. Contains an all natural, organic blend of giraffe, elephant, panda, zebra and koala poo. $25 for a 50lb bag.

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