An Open Letter to Stephen Fry Molly Lewis
F Your heart is promised to a man Fm And so I have no hope to win it C But consider my proposal, sir E7 If you can find a minute F I think that the future of our species Fm will be better with you in it C D I know you have your problems F And maybe I have mine F But you should leave someone to carry on Fm When you have turned to dust C Plant your genome in an infant, Sir E7 I think it’s only just F And you would need someone to bear this child, Fm A woman you can trust C D F I’ll put my body on the line
F I am ideal for this position Fm Which I hope you will no doubt C I’ve got those child bearing hips E7 You always hear so much about F I have permission from my boyfriend Fm And he’d like to help you out C F I know it isn’t much but it’s what I have to give F And I don’t drink and I don’t smoke Fm And I eat all my leafy greens C I’ll try to go to bed much earlier, E7 I’ll get all my vaccines F And I’ll put headphones on my belly, Fm And I’ll cut back on caffeine C D F I’ll hang an iPad in the crib
C E7 Oh, Stephen Fry, there’s no reason why C E7 F Oh, Stephen Fry I see no reason why You wouldn’t want someday maybe F Fm You wouldn’t want someday maybe To let me have your baby Fm C E7 And I’m in my prime so you’ve got loads of time To let me have your baby F F’ Ab Ab(b5) C E7 You would be amazed what science does these days So when you’re ready — send along your seed. F F’ Ab Ab(b5) So think it over — and send along your seed. 34