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Demand a local country driver license or national insurance If you are ready for the advennumber equivalent ture of a lifetime, try this: This will afford other legal Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan or rights and will go far to legitiIraq illegally. Never mind immimise your unauthorised, illegal, gration quotas, visas, internapresence in Pakistan , Afghanitional law, or any of that nonstan or Iraq ... sense. Drive around with no MOT, Once there, demand that the tax or insurance and ignore local overnment provide free local traffic laws. medical care for you and your Insist that local country law entire family. enforcement teaches English to Demand bilingual nurses and all its officers. doctors. Organise protest marches Demand free bilingual local against your host country, ingovernment forms, bulletins, citing violenceagainst non-Brits, etc. non-Christians, and the governProcreate abundantly. ment that let you in. Deflect any criticism of this Good luck! You'll soon be allegedly irresponsible reprodead. ductive behaviour with, 'It is a It would never happen in Pakicultural thing; you wouldn't stan, Afghanistan or Iraq (or understand.' any other country in the world Keep your British identity for that matter) except right strong. Fly your national flag here in the UK , because we from your rooftop, or proudly are run by soft, politically cordisplay it in your front window, rect politicians that are too or on your car bumper. scared to 'offend' anyone. Speak only English at home and Alzheimer’s test in public, and insist that 12 developed as The following was your children do likewise. Demand classes on English cul- a mental age assessment by the ture in the Muslim school sys- School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . tem.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This is how cat. 4. This is to cat. 5. This is keep cat. 6. This is an cat. 7. This is old cat. 8. This is fart cat. 9. This is busy cat. 10. This is for cat. 11. This is forty cat. 12. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down...
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