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8 of the Craziest Pools in the World!!

San Alfonso del Mar Resort in Chile - gets. With bamboo trees and lush greenery all around, it's not hard to see

Second biggest pool in the entire world, covering more than 20 acres and holding approximately 66 million gallons of seawater. At its deepest, the pool plunges an impressive 115 feet into the ground.

Sky Pool, London - Caution: This glassbottomed pool is not for the faint of heart. Suspended 10 stories up, the 90- according to the Guinness

foot dip connects two luxury apartment complexes in London's new Nine Elms quarter. Go for a plunge, if you dare. Just don't look down.

Crocosaurus Cove Pool, Australia - Are you an adrenaline junkie? Then you’ll love to dive into this pool full of crocodiles in Darwin, Australia. There are over 200 species, with the largest Hanging Gardens, Bali - High above Bali’s tropical forest, the bi-level infinity pool at Hanging Gardens is about as scenic as it why.

Nemo 33 Pool,

Belgium - The deepest pool in the world saltwater crocs as long as 16 ½ feet long!

Ocean Domei, Japan - Book of World

Records can be found in Brussels, Belgium. Specifically built for divers, the pool's maximum depth is 113 ft.

SkyPark At The Marina Bay Sands, Singapore - The infinity pool at Marina Bay Sands, owned by Sheldon Adelson, one of the biggest supporters of Jewish causes and designed by Israeli architect Moshe

Safdie, has a first-class view—55 stories up. Perched atop the three towers of the world's most expensive hotel, the water seamlessly flows over the edge, into a catchment and back into the pool. The pool itself touches all three

buildings and is longer than the Eiffel Tower laid on its side.

The Ocean Dome in Miyazaki, Japan is the perfect alternative to an actual beach. Once billed as the world's largest indoor water park, it is home to the world's largest retractable roof (complete with a simulated sky, clouds and all), a fake volcano, artificial sand and the world's largest wave pool.

Grand Finale…. World’s largest Private Residential Pool El Campo, TX.

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$15,000-$18,000 to create. There’s a swim up bar in the pool that set Mobley back approximately $200,000. More expensive than the bar were the genuine Florida palm trees he paid to have flown in—a $250,000 expense. To recreate a pool like Mobley’s, you’d have to shell out $3 million dollars.

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Corny Pool Jokes

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. Do you want to go to the pool? Yes? Well water you waiting for? I was just taking a dip in the swimming pool when the lifeguard shouted out..."What have you got there?" "Hummus", I replied.

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool? I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

Test your Brain Skills!

1. I'm not pants but I have pockets; I can't dance but I have four legs. I come in different sizes depending on the size of the room. What am I?

2. Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?

3. If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?

4. What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?

Wisdom Key 

All 4 – Super Genius 3 of 4 – Baal Kishron 2 of 4 – Lots of potential 1 of 4– Waterlogged but salvageable 0 of 4 - You have a nice smile

guessed that!?!!). table (You should have 2. Fire 3. Wet 4. A pool Answers: 1. A pool table

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Some of the most Significant World Records in History

What TREADING WATER Where BUFFALO When 6/2/13 The most people treading water is 469 and was achieved by the Buffalo Triathlon (USA) in Buffalo, Minnesota, USA, on 2 June 2013 (Beatable, if only Cuomo would let us go to camp!!)

What MOVING WATER Where UNITED KINGDOM When 3/17/16 The fastest time to move 10 liters of water using cups by a team of 200 is 16 min 32 sec and was achieved by WaterAid (UK) in Birmingham, UK, on 17 March 2016. (Honestly, I have no idea what this means??)

What WATER BALLOON FIGHT Where KENTUCKY When 8/27/11 The largest water balloon fight consisted of 8,957 participants at the University of Kentucky. 175,141 water balloons were used during the fight. (Sing along…And I’m proud to be an America, where at least I know I’m free…)

What WATER BALLOON LAUNCH Where GREECE When 12/26/16 The farthest water balloon launch and catch is 211 ft 0.67 in. and was achieved by Ashrita Furman (USA!) in Kalamata, Greece. (Truly incredible, for the first time in my life, I wish I was someone else!)

What LONGEST WATER FOUNTAIN LINE Where 12th SIYUM HASHAS …Just Kidding!! But lets go for it at the 14th Siyum – Follow TJH WhatsApp status for where and when to meet…