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Notable Quotes “Say What?!”
I said, “You’re not having my money!” I couldn’t find the panic button, so I got my stick and I really belted him with it. - An 83-year-old shopkeeper in England who repeatedly wacked a 28-year-old robber with the cane she used after breaking her hip three years earlier, recalling the incident after winning a bravery award
I think he was quite shocked. He wasn’t expecting that. I bet he thought, “She’s getting on a bit.” - Ibid.
Can someone explain why it appears a Lincoln statue was toppled in Portland? Asking for a friend. - Tweet by Sean Lennon, son of the late John Lennon
The Pyramids of Giza were made under coercion from evil Pharaohs who were not very woke. I think we can all agree the Pyramids should be torn down immediately. - Ibid.
I grew up receiving plenty lickings and I’m doing real good right now. So don’t come to judge me and judge my family. I’m sick of it. It is disrespectful. - Brooklyn Assemblywoman Diana Richardson in a Facebook rant after a media outlet called her out for beating her teenage child with a broomstick
I think for Putin, why he’s using this chemical weapon is to both kill me and, you know, terrify others. It’s something really scary, where the people just drop dead without… There are no guns. There are no shots, and in a couple of hours, you’ll be dead and without any traces on your body. It’s something terrifying. And Putin is enjoying it. - Alexey Navalny, leader of the opposition in Russia who recently survived an assassination attempt by poisoning, on “60 Minutes”
Dr. Tony Fauci says we don’t allow him to do television, and yet I saw him last night on @60Minutes, and he seems to get more airtime than anybody since the late, great, Bob Hope. All I ask of Tony is that he make better decisions. He said “no masks & let China in.” Also, Bad arm! - Tweet by Pres. Trump
I’m Caribbean! We discipline our children. - Ibid.
