Alumni Association Pop Quiz - (circle all possible correct answers)
1. This photo shows: A. What happens when you fail to “Fear the Turtle.” B. What happens when you fail to join the Eta Alumni Association. C. What happens when you fail to read each and every page of this issue of “The THIRD DEGREE.” D. All of the above.
5. This man: A. Coaches a semi-pro football team composed entirely of midgets. B. Recently became a member of the Eta Alumni Association. C. Can’t believe he merited two photos in this issue of “The THIRD DEGREE.” D. Later in the day was treated for frostbite.. 16 Winter 2010
2. The young man in the front row, 4th from the left,: A. Attended the Zillgitt Leadership School. B. Was one of 19 winners of the Powerball Jackpot. C. Just completed training from Jiffy Lube. D. Is also pictured on page 43 of this magazine. E. Is rarely photographed without a smile on his face. 6. This man: A. Is not a Phi Sig, he’s Robert Redford. B. Is a Phi Sig and will be raising money for a new chapter house offering “Dollar-a-Dance” to our wives and dates at the upcoming Charter Night. C. Is a Phi Sig, but not yet a member of the Eta Alumni Association, and thus may never know his photo made it into our magazine.
7. This customized private jet: A. Will be taking the Executive Committee of the Eta Alumni Association to Vegas on New Year’s Eve. Yeah, it’s not a misprint...that’s the only answer.
The THIRD DEGREE