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Senate bill seeks ticket revenues

TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) — A Kansas Senate committee is considering a bill that would force cities and counties to turn over to the state more of the revenue they receive from traffic tickets.

Under the measure discussed Wednesday by the Senate Ways and Means Committee, any traffic ticket money revenue that exceeds 10 percent of a municipality’s annual revenue would go into the state’s general fund. Also, municipal courts would have to hand over 70 percent of all revenue they collect from traffic violations on highways.

Any courts that don’t comply would be shut down until they do, the Topeka CapitalJournal reported.

“I’m not sure what this bill’s intending to do except take money,” said Eric Smith, legal counsel for the League of Kansas Municipalities.

Smith was one of a number of people who showed up to testify against the bill. Nobody spoke in favor of it.

Kansas City Municipal Court Judge Maurice Ryan said the legislation would cost his court $330,000 annually, on top of the more than $500,000 in revenue the city already sends to the state

from traffic ticket revenue.

“This bill, as presented, while admirable, is a cure looking for a disease,” Ryan said.

He said the disease is when cities such as Ferguson, Missouri, collect inordinate amounts of revenue from traffic violations and perpetuate a cycle of poverty.

Several opponents of the bill testified that no Kansas communities are comparable to Ferguson.

“We do not know of a city that’s receiving 10 percent,” said Ed Klumpp with the Kansas Association of Chiefs of Police.

Law enforcement groups and local government entities, including the Kansas Association of Counties and the cities of Lawrence and Lindsborg, spoke against the measure.

The committee took no action on the legislation Wednesday.

Iola High School senior Abigail Taylor earned $500 for winning a statewide essay contest on the danger of texting and driving. REGISTER/RICHARD LUKEN

IHS senior’s moving essay wins contest Iola High School senior Abigail Taylor brought the dangers of texting while driving to life in an impassioned essay, “It Can Wait.”

Taylor’s essay won first place in her age division in the essay contest sponsored by the Kansas Press Association and AT&T. More than 600 submissions statewide were entered.

Taylor, daughter of Iolans Ben and Jen Taylor, was awarded $500.

She also will be recognized at the KPA annual convention April 22 in Overland Park.

Her essay follows:

‘It can wait’ by Abigail Taylor As teenagers, we are predisposed to think we are invincible. Our inexperience and naiveté shield us from realities and consequences. The universal mantra, “That will never happen to me,” runs through each of our premature brains.

Never say never, because this could happen

to you.

According to studies, each text you send while driving causes you to take your eyes off of the road for 4.6 seconds. If you are driving at 55 miles per hour you will travel the entire length of a football field in 4.6 seconds. Think about it. A full football See ESSAY | Page A5

Oil tycoon dies in fiery crash

Allen Community College actors, from left, Brooke King, Joshua Robb, Nicholas Watson and Tori Whalen rehearse scenes from their student-directed one-acts. REGISTER/RICHARD LUKEN

College one-acts consistently delightful

By RICHARD LUKEN The Iola Register

Allen Community College students have grown accustomed to entertaining scores of audiences each year through the college’s drama program.

This week, a group of

actors show they’re quite skilled at direction, too.

The latest round of Allen’s Student-Directed One-Acts runs tonight through Saturday at the ACC Theatre.

Five fast-paced skits — all independent of each other — will leave the audience amused and entertained.

Quote of the day Vol. 118, No. 87

MIGUEL ROBERTS’ pre-

sentation of “Guys,” a brief comedic skit featuring Tim Roloff and Chandler Betts, begins the evening. Roloff and Betts are a pair of oafsome, lonesome guys plotting ways to meet women in a McDonald’s restaurant.

Their back-and-forth banter is occasionally boorish, groan-worthy and misogynistic — and funny.

Roloff shines as he struggles to muster a ploy to strike up a conversation with a nearby gal, while Betts is See ONE-ACTS | Page A5

“A man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away.”

— Charles Schwab, American businessman 75 Cents

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — Energy tycoon Aubrey McClendon earned a reputation as a pioneer, backing new drilling technology, building Chesapeake Energy into Aubrey one of the na- McClendon tion’s largest independent producers of natural gas and accumulating a fortune that helped him buy part of an NBA team.

But McClendon also drew the scrutiny of federal investigators, who announced antitrust charges against him on Tuesday. Sixteen hours later, McClendon, 56, was dead in a fiery single-car traffic accident on an isolated road in northeast Oklahoma City.

“He pretty much drove straight into the wall. ... There was plenty of opportunity for him to correct and get back on the roadway and that didn’t occur,” Oklahoma City Police Capt. Paco Balderrama said.

Balderrama said McClendon was speeding and not wearing a seat belt in his 2013 Chevrolet Tahoe, but it’s too early to tell if the collision was intentional.

McClendon, who co-foundSee TYCOON | Page A5

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Garden program to help those in need Iolan Tracy Keagle’s gardening program, “How Does Your Garden Grow?” has been rescheduled for 7 p.m.

March 10 at the Iola Public Library.

The session will give guidelines for making your own garden

with whatever space you have available, as well as several tricks and tips for making the most out of your garden space.

Those with seed packets also are welcome to bring them for sharing.

Keagle also is looking

for black and white print newspapers, egg shells and coffee grounds (in a can with a lid).

The program originally was slated for this evening.

The program is affiliated with The Kindness Connection, through

IMS student qualifies for geography bee

which fresh produce grown this year will be given away free to any family or individual who would like to sign up for the benefit.

The bags also will contain recipe cards on simple ways to prepare the produce.

Audrey Coltrane, a seventh-grader at Iola Middle School, has qualified to compete in the National Geographic Bee on April 1 in Abilene.

The bee tests a student’s understanding

Debris may be from missing airliner MAPUTO, Mozambique (AP) — An American who discovered an aircraft part in Mozambique that may be from missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 said today that he initially thought it was from a much smaller plane.

Blaine Gibson, who has been searching the region’s beaches for the debris, said in an interview with The Associated Press that a boat operator who took him to a sandbank named Paluma called him over after seeing a piece of debris with “NO STEP” written on it.

“It was so light,” Gibson said.

He said the discovery happened after he decided to go “somewhere exposed to the ocean” on the last day of a trip to the Mozambican coastal town of Vilankulo.

“At first, all I found were usual beach detritus — flip flops, cigarette lighters. Then ‘Junior’ called me over,” said Gibson, using the nickname of the boat operator.

The location of the debris turned up in a spot that matches investigators’ theories about where wreckage from the plane would have ended up, according to Australian officials.

The plane is believed to have crashed somewhere in a remote stretch of the southern Indian Ocean far off Australia’s west coast and about 6,000 kilometers (3,700 miles) to the east of Mozambique.

But authorities have long predicted that any debris from the plane that isn’t on the ocean floor would eventually be carried by currents to the east coast of Africa.

Gibson, from Seattle, said the piece of debris that he discovered is in the hands of civil aviation authorities in Mozambique, and that he expects it to be transferred to their Australian counterparts.

“It’s important to keep it in perspective,” Gibson said. “This is about the families of the 239 victims, who haven’t seen their relatives for two years now.”

Photos of the debris appear to show the fixed leading edge of the right-hand tail section of a Boeing 777, said a U.S. official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he wasn’t authorized to speak publicly. Flight 370 is the only known missing 777.

Australian Transport Minister Darren Chester said today the location of the debris in Mozambique matches investigators’ drift modeling and would therefore confirm that search crews are looking in the right part of the Indian Ocean for the main underwater wreckage.

Malaysian Transport Minister

RUSSIA Possible MH370 wreckage found KAZAKHSTAN

Debris that washed up over the weekend in Mozambique has been tentatively identified as a part from the same type of aircraft as the missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370Wednesday.

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REUNION ISLAND July 2015: MH370 piece found

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Liow Tiong Lai also said the location of the debris lines up with investigators’ predictions.

People who have handled the part, called a horizontal stabilizer, say it appears to be made of fiberglass composite on the outside, with aluminum honeycombing on the inside, the U.S. official said.

The Australian Transport Safety Bureau, which is running the search for the plane in remote waters off Australia’s west coast, said the part is expected to be transported to Australia for examination.

Malaysian representatives from the nation’s Civil Aviation department and Malaysia Airlines were heading to Mozambique to discuss the find, Liow said.

From the pictures shown, it’s high probability that the plane debris is from Boeing 777, Liow told reporters.

He did not know how long it would be before the part was sent to Australia. Meanwhile, authorities in Mozambique were searching the area where it was found for other potential debris, Liow said.

Australian officials have seen photographs of the part and have been in communication with Gibson, said Dan O’Malley, a spokesman for the Australian Transport Safety Bureau.

“We’re aware of these reports that debris has been found in Mozambique,” O’Malley said.

“We’re working with officials in Mozambique and Malaysia to investigate.”

Australia will work with Malaysian investigators to examine the object once it arrives in Australia, he said.

The ATSB hasn’t made any determinations yet

about the potential origins of the debris.

“We have to wait until we have the actual debris examined,” O’Malley said. “We’re not going to draw conclusions from the photos.”

Some have expressed skepticism that the part could be from the missing aircraft because it appears to be remarkably clean and free of sea life — unlike the barnacle-encrusted wing part that washed ashore on the French island of Reunion last year.

That part, known as a flaperon, remains the only confirmed trace of Flight 370.

But Charitha Pattiaratchi, an oceanographer with the University of Western Australia, said if the part was discovered on a sandbank, the motion of the waves pushing it against the abrasive sand may have shaved any sea life off it.

“If somebody actually found it in the middle of the ocean while they were sailing and picked it up, I would say, ‘Well, that should have some barnacles,’” he said.

“But if it’s been on a beach, it’s basically been sandblasted.”

Also, the part appears to be very flat and barnacles need something to grip, he said.

Last year, Pattiaratchi met with Gibson.

Pattiaratchi has used computer modeling to predict where floating debris might end up and Gibson wanted to get Pattiaratchi’s opinion on where to look. Pattiaratchi’s models showed it would likely end up around Madagascar or Reunion Island, and possibly in the Mozambique Channel.

Flight 370 disappeared on March 8, 2014, while flying from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing. Authori-

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ties who scrutinized data exchanged between the plane’s engine and a satellite determined that after veering sharply off course, the jetliner continued on a straight path across the Indian Ocean, leading them to believe that it flew on autopilot for hours before running out of fuel and crashing into the water.

Australia has led a multinational search effort, which also includes the Malaysian and Chinese governments. But no trace of the passengers, their luggage or even things designed to float, such as life jackets, has been discovered.

With authorities unable to find the plane and its “black box” flight data and cockpit voice recorders, investigators are no closer than they were two years ago to discovering the cause of the aircraft’s disappearance.

With the search tentatively scheduled to wrap up in June, Flight 370 may become one of aviation’s great unsolved mysteries.

United Methodist Women met Feb. 25.

Members discussed the April 21 meeting, which will include a fashion show featuring members and family as models. Fashions will be provided

by Jan Knewtson of Sophisticated Rose.

Financial support is available for high school and college women to attend the Mission Education Tour in the upper Midwest in June. Contact Donna Grigsby, 703-403-8257, for more information.

The women discussed an outreach to young women The women discussed involving young girls in reading books from the Reading Program that address some of the problems concerning girls their age all over the world.

UMW Sunday was

held during a joint worship service of Calvary, Trinity and Wesley at Calvary on Sunday. Musicians Eldon Wright and Kim Douglas presented a message in song and testimony. Dinner was enjoyed afterward.

Gerry Uphoff led the lesson based on Matthew 7:6, “Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness.”

Uphoff said Southeast Kansas is considered a “food desert” because many cannot afford fresh fruits and vegetables. Help can come through support of the Community Garden and the Food Pantry. We also can help grow fresh produce.

The next meeting is at 6 p.m. March 15 at Calvary, a Tuesday, which is a departure from previous meetings.

Area news St. Pat’s parade is off in Parsons PARSONS — The St. Patrick’s Day parade in downtown Parsons on March 14 has been canceled.

According to the Parsons Sun, the Chamber of Commerce called off the event because of lack of participation. Only two entries had registered, including a bagpiper from Tulsa who would have charged $300.

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Romney calls Trump ‘phony,’ urges Republicans to shun him SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Former GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney is charging into the increasingly divisive White House race with a verbal lashing of Donald Trump and a plea for fellow Republicans to shun the front-runner for the good of country and party.

Romney is branding the billionaire businessman as “a phony, a fraud” whose “promises are as worthless as a degree from Trump University,” according to a speech Romney planned to give at the University of Utah this morning. The Associated Press obtained excerpts of his remarks in advance.

Trump, in turn, dismissed Romney as “a stiff ” who “didn’t know what he was doing” as the party’s candidate in 2012 and blew a chance to beat President Barack Obama. “People are energized by what I’m saying” in the campaign and turning out in remarkable numbers to vote, Trump told NBC’s “Today.”

In ratcheting up the rhetoric, Romney cast his lot with a growing chorus of anxious Republican leaders — people many Trump supporters view as establishment figures — in trying to slow the New York real estate mogul’s momentum.

“Here’s what I know:

Donald Trump is a phony, a fraud,” the former Massachusetts governor said, according to the early excerpts.

But it was unclear what impact his words would have with voters deeply frustrated by their party’s leaders. Trump questioned whether the party rank and file would listen to “a failed candidate” for whom “nobody came out to vote.”

Romney has been chipping away at Trump in recent days, but the speech today was certain to be his most forceful statement

ment nor the judgment to be president.”

Romney’s involvement comes as party elites pore over complicated delegate math, outlining hazy scenarios for a contested convention and even flirting with the longshot prospect of a third party option.

Giving Romney the back of his hand, Trump turned his sights on the general election. His campaign reached out to House Speaker Paul Ryan’s office to arrange a conversation between the two men, and urged Republican leaders to

Romney argues that Trump’s domestic policies would lead to recession. His foreign policies would make America and the world less safe. ... And his personal qualities would mean that America would cease to be a shining city on a hill.

yet.

Panicked GOP leaders say they still have options for preventing Trump from winning the GOP nomination — just not many good ones.

Romney also said that a Trump nomination at the party’s convention in Cleveland in July would enable Democrat Hillary Clinton to win the presidency. He contended that Trump “has neither the tempera-

view his candidacy as a chance to expand the party.

Trump padded his lead with victories in seven Super Tuesday contests, with Texas Sen. Ted Cruz claiming three states and Florida Sen. Marco Rubio picking up his first victory of the 2016 race.

Despite Trump’s strong night, he was not yet on track to claim the nomination before the party’s national gather-

“You!” Presidential candidate Donald Trump speaks to a couple thousand of supporters in Louisville, Ky., on Tuesday. Mark Cornelison/Lexington Herald-Leader/TNS ing in July, according to an Associated Press delegate count. He has won 46 percent of the delegates awarded so far, and he would have to increase that to 51 percent in the remaining primaries.

GOP strategists cast March 15 as the last opportunity to stop Trump through the normal path of winning states and collecting delegates. A win for Rubio in his home state of Florida would raise questions about Trump’s strength, as could a win for Kasich, Ohio’s governor, on his home turf.

The candidates have a high-profile opportunity to make their case to voters in tonight’s prime-time debate. Retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson all but ended his bid Wednesday, saying he would skip the

debate and declaring he did “not see a political path forward.”

The GOP mayhem contrasted sharply with a clearer picture on the Democratic side, where Hillary Clinton was drawing broad support from voters and her party’s leaders. Rival Sen. Bernie Sanders vowed to keep up the fight, though his path to the nomination has become exceedingly narrow.

Romney argues that Trump’s “domestic policies would lead to recession. His foreign policies would make America and the world less safe,” Romney says.

“And his personal qualities would mean that America would cease to be a shining city on a hill.”

The Associated Press has asked Republican governors and senators

if they would support Trump if he becomes the party’s nominee.

Of the 59 respondents, slightly fewer than half could not commit to backing him in November.

One long-shot idea rumbling through power corridors in Washington was the prospect of a late third-party candidate to represent more mainstream conservatives.

Former Texas Gov. Rick Perry has been approached by “a mixture of people” about being part of a third-party bid, according to Jeff Miller, who managed Perry’s failed GOP presidential campaign. But Miller said Perry found the idea “ludicrous.”

A more likely, though still extraordinarily unusual, scenario being discussed is a contested convention.

(First published by The Iola Register, Feb. 18, 2016) IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF ALLEN COUNTY, KANSAS CIVIL DEPARTMENT JPMorgan Chase Bank, National Association Plaintiff, vs.

Benjamin Ray Womelsdorf and Kasey Catrina Womelsdorf, et al.

Defendants.

Case No. 15CV11 Court Number: Pursuant to K.S.A. Chapter 60 NOTICE OF SALE Under and by virtue of an Order of Sale issued to me by the Clerk of

the District Court of Allen County, Kansas, the undersigned Sheriff of Allen County, Kansas, will offer for sale at public auction and sell to the highest bidder for cash in hand, at the Front Door of the Courthouse at Iola, Allen County, Kansas, on March 16, 2016, at 10:00 AM, the following real estate: Lots One (1) to Ten (10), Inclusive, of Block “B”, of Caldwell’s Addition to the Town of Carlyle, Allen County, Kansas., commonly known as 41 Adams Street, Carlyle, KS 66749 (the “Property”) to satisfy the judgment in the above-entitled case. The sale is to be made without appraisement

and subject to the redemption period as provided by law, and further subject to the approval of the Court. For more information, visit www.Southlaw.com Bryan J. Murphy, Sheriff

Allen County, Kansas Prepared By: SouthLaw, P.C. Mark Mellor (KS #10255) 245 N. Waco, Suite 410 Wichita, KS 67202 (316) 684-7733 (316) 684-7766 (Fax) Attorneys for Plaintiff (178712) (2) 18, 25 (3) 3

(First published in The Iola Register, Feb. 18, 2016) IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF ALLEN COUNTY, KANSAS CIVIL COURT DEPARTMENT THE BANK OF NEW YORK MELLON AS INDENTURE TRUSTEE FOR NATIONSTAR HOME EQUITY LOAN TRUST 2009-A, Plaintiff, vs.

DARREN L. NORTHCUTT; NEW CENTURY ORTHO AND SPORTS MED, LLC, et al.

Defendants.

Case No. 15 CV 41 Court No. Title to Real Estate Involved NOTICE OF SUIT STATE OF KANSAS to the above

named Defendants and all other persons who are or may be concerned: YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that a Petition for Mortgage Foreclosure has been filed in the District Court of Allen County, Kansas by The Bank of New York Mellon as indenture trustee for Nationstar Home Equity Loan Trust 2009-A, praying for foreclosure of certain real property legally described as follows: THE EAST EIGHTY-FIVE (85) FEET OF LOT SIX (6), EAST LAWN ADDITION, BEING A SUBDIVISION OF THE NORTHWEST QUARTER (NW 1/4) OF SECTION THIRTY-ONE (31), TOWNSHIP TWENTY-FOUR (24) SOUTH OF RANGE NINETEEN (19) EAST OF THE SIXTH PRINCIPAL MERIDIAN, ALLEN

COUNTY, KANSAS, (“PROPERTY”) and for a judgment against Defendants Darren L. Northcutt; Andrea N. Northcutt and any other interested parties and you are hereby required to plead to the Petition for Foreclosure on or before March 31, 2016 at Allen County, Kansas. If you fail to plead, judgment and decree will be entered in due course upon the request of plaintiff.

Respectfully submitted, MARTIN LEIGH PC

/s/ Lauren L. Mann Beverly M. Weber KS #20570 Lauren L. Mann KS #24342 bmw@martinleigh.com llm@martinleigh.com ATTORNEY FOR PLAINTIFF (2) 18, 25 (3) 3

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(First published in The Iola Register, March 3, 2016) NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING Notice is hereby given that on Wednesday, the 23rd of March at 6:00 p.m., at the Municipal Courtroom, City Hall, 2 W. Jackson in Iola, Kansas; the Planning Commission of Iola, Kansas will hold a public hearing on the written application of Harvest Baptist Church and Post 15 American Legion; filed in the office of Code Services, requesting a special use permit at the following location: Lots Seven & north 1/2 Eight, Block 102 in Iola, KS; AKA: 401 S. Walnut Said application is being filed for under the provisions Article IV, Section 106-44 of the City of Iola Unified Development Code.

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KS revenue woes mount Revenue coming to state coffers in February being $54 million less than expectations will deal the universities of Kansas and Kansas State, and other public colleges and universities, significant blows.

Of the $17.2 million in funding cuts imposed by Gov. Brownback Tuesday afternoon, KU and its medical center in Kansas City will lose $7.2 million, the Board of Regents announced. Kansas State will be forced to forego $4.9 million. Pittsburg State University, $1 million.

What other cuts will be made have not been announced. In any case they will weigh heavily. Public schools are struggling to get by, having cut staff positions, curtailed programs and reduced days in the classroom because of funding woes. The Kansas Department of Transportation’s reserves have been raided, as has funding set aside for children’s programs.

The sad commentary is that none of this would have happened had economist Arthur Laffler been kept at arm’s length of the governor. Laffler, you see, is a dyed-in-the-wool believer in trickle-down economics: The more the rich have, the more that will spill over to help the rest of us.

Brownback believed slashing income taxes for the wealthy and exempting business owners from taxes

would lead to job creation because they would use the extra capital to invest in expansions and improvements.

To date the experiment has been a failure, and February’s numbers portend worse.

We have had growth in Kansas, but not nearly as much in most other states.

Meanwhile, employees who depend all or somewhat on state funding — in schools, foremost — have lost their jobs. Teachers are looking to neighboring states for more stable opportunities.

Revenue shortfalls the past four years have totaled about $1 billion, “an accurate portrayal of the situation,” said Duane Goossen, former state revenue director who is considered among the keenest of government finances analysts.

But, Goossen says, the loss could be more than $1 billion: “It’s not possible to know exactly what might have been:” i.e., budget cuts and funding increases delayed because of faltering revenue are not a part of actual shortfalls.

OIL AND gas production and farming incomes, as Brownback lamented, are down, but certainly don’t explain a one-month deficit of $54 million, especially when income tax collections are not nearly as great in those arenas as they were before income tax cuts.

— Bob Johnson

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Darrill Pierce, executive vice president of Mid-America, Inc., told a group of Iola business and professional men that since its beginning in 1957 the organization has had substantial success with industrial promotion in southeast Kansas, but with the new national prosperity and the prospect of a doubled national population in the coming 35 years, big opportunities are just beginning. ***** W.C. (Bun) Perham said Perham Clothing Company has been sold to Roe Spencer, who has man-

aged the business for the past nine years. The firm will remain in the present location with the name being changed to Spencer & Sons.

The change of ownership will mark the end of activity for three generations of the Perham family in the clothing business in Iola, the first store being established in 1902 by L.W. Perham, grandfather of Bun Perham. ***** Ed Lewman, a life-long Iolan, has accepted a temporary position as secretary-manager of the Iola Chamber of Commerce to replace Mrs. Neva Twadell. After attending Iola Junior College, Lewman took

on with the Globe Clothing Company and has been there since, except for three years in the Army Air Force. ***** Charles L. Sutherland was elected to the board of directors for the Service Co-op Association. The association includes the Iola, Humboldt and Chanute areas. Millard Cress of rural Humboldt was reelected president, Ralph Reinhardt of Erie was elected vice president, and George Works of rural Humboldt was re-elected secretarytreasurer. Raymond Bauer is the local branch manager and E.R. Godsey is the general manager.

Democrats: Just too satisfied to feel the Bern WASHINGTON — Why did Bernie Sanders fail?

Sanders continues his campaign after his Super Tuesday losses, but he has no real chance of wresting the Democratic presidential nomination from Hillary Clinton. The socialist insurgent went further than most thought possible, drawing huge crowds, amassing vast sums and forcing Clinton to adopt more populist positions.

But the Sanders challenge was doomed by a fatal flaw: Democrats aren’t as unhappy as he needed them to be.

It is an article of faith this year that voters are angry. But this shorthand misleads. Certainly, there is real economic anxiety in the United States, but Americans are, overall, quite content: 87 percent of Democrats and 87 percent of Republicans alike said in a Gallup poll in January that they are satisfied in their personal lives. The anger that’s out there is directed at the malfunctioning government in Washington — and this anger is mostly on the Republican side.

Americans overall have a

Dana Milbank Washington Post Writers Group dim view of where the country is headed: 36 percent think we’re on the right track, and 60 percent say we’re headed in the wrong direction, in the January Washington PostABC News poll. But break that down further and you find that 89 percent of Republicans think we’re on the wrong track. With Democrats, it’s reversed: Only 34 percent say we’re heading the wrong way.

Compare that with the same time in the 2008 election cycle, when a two-term Republican president was in office. Back then, Democrats were the most unhappy: only 6 percent said the country was heading in the right direction, while 47 percent of Republicans thought so.

The difference is political, not economic. Republicans are more hostile when Democrats are in power, and vice

versa.

“Everybody says people are angry, but that’s not really the case,” said Frank Newport, the head of Gallup. Americans “are not going through their lives seething and kicking the cat.” The anger “is a very particular anger, and it varies depending on which party is in power,” Newport told me. “People filter a lot through who’s president.”

On the Republican side this year, anger at the Obama administration makes Donald Trump’s insurgency possible — just as in 2008, anger at the Bush administration’s Iraq blunder made possible Barack Obama’s challenge to Clinton.

Sanders would likely have fared better this year if there were an incumbent Republican administration. But as a protest candidate, he’s campaigning against the existing order — and much of that order is a two-term Democratic president who is very popular among Democrats Sanders needed to win.

IF THERE WERE more restlessness among Democrats, the Sanders message of economic injustice might have overridden the traditional identity politics that define the Democratic Party — satisfying diverse factions based on gender, race, ethnicity, religion and sexual orientation.

But the usual constituency politics, at which Clinton excels, prevailed because Democrats weren’t particularly restless, as demonstrated by their low turnout in primaries.

In Gallup’s January survey, 56 percent of Democrats said they were satisfied with the power and size of the federal government vs. only 18 percent of Republicans.

This left Sanders in the position of sparking a “revolution,” as he put it, among a group that isn’t nearly as neg-

Sen. Bernie Sanders at a rally earlier this year. ative about the government as ment “addicted to the political the overall electorate. And to contributions from financial campaign against the status high rollers.” Another Sandquo he inevitably had to be ers surrogate, Cornel West, critical of Obama — who en- had famously called Obama joys the support of more than a “black puppet of corporate 85 percent of plutocrats.”

Democrats “You know and more than Hillary ClinEverybody says peo- ton now is try90 percent of ple are angry, but that’s ing to embrace African-Americans. not really the case. the president Sanders [Americans] are not go- as closely as called Obama she possibly ing through their lives can,” a frus“dead wrong” on trade and seething and kicking trated Sand“not strong the cat. [The anger] is ers told BET enough” on February. a very particular anger, in other issues. “ E ve r y t h i n g and it varies depend- the president He said he would give ing on which party is does is wonthe country in power. People filter a derful. ... And a “course we know what lot through who’s presi- that’s about. correction” dent. from Obama’s That’s trying leadership. A to win sup­— Frank Newport, Gallup polls port from the blurb he wrote appeared on African-Amerthe cover of ican commua book called nity where the “Buyer’s Represident is morse: How Obama Let Pro- enormously popular.” gressives Down.” The Sanders But Obama isn’t just popucampaign posted a piece by a lar among black Democrats.

Sanders adviser arguing that He’s popular among all DemoClinton’s policies were “more crats — and contentment with of the same” Obama policies, the guy in charge is a weak bapart of a Democratic establish- sis for a revolution.

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Report: North Korea fires ‘projectiles’ SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — North Korea fired six short-range projectiles into the sea off its east coast today, South Korean officials said, just hours after the U.N. Security Council approved the toughest sanctions on the North in two decades for its recent nuclear test and long-range rocket launch.

The firings also came shortly after South Korea’s National Assembly passed its first legislation on human rights in North Korea.

The North Korean projectiles, fired from the eastern coastal town of Wonsan, flew about 100 to 150 kilometers (60 to 90 miles) before landing in the sea, South Korea’s Joint Chiefs of Staff said in a statement.

It wasn’t immediately known exactly what North Korea fired, and the projectiles could be missiles, artillery or rockets, South Korea’s

Defense Ministry said.

North Korea routinely test-fires missiles and rockets, but often conducts weapons launches when angered at international condemnation.

Today’s firings were seen as a “low-level” response to the U.N. sanctions, with North Korea unlikely to launch any major provocation until its landmark ruling Workers’ Party convention in May, according to Yang Moo-jin, a professor at the University of North Korean Studies in Seoul.

North Korea has not issued an official reaction to the new U.N. sanctions. But citizens in its capital, Pyongyang, interviewed by The Associated Press said today they believe their country can fight off any sanctions.

“No kind of sanctions will ever work on us, because we’ve lived under U.S. sanctions for more than half a century,” said Pyongyang resi-

dent Song Hyo Il. “And in the future, we’re going to build a powerful and prosperous country here, relying on our own development.”

North Korean state media earlier warned that the imposition of new sanctions would be a “grave provocation” that shows “extreme” U.S. hostility against the country. It said the sanctions would not result in the country’s collapse or prevent it from launching more rockets.

The U.N. sanctions include mandatory inspections of cargo leaving and entering North Korea by land, sea or air; a ban on all sales or transfers of small arms and light weapons to the North; and the expulsion of North Korean diplomats who engage in “illicit activities.”

In Beijing, Foreign Ministry spokesman Hong Lei said China, North Korea’s closest ally, hoped the U.N. sanctions would be imple-

mented “comprehensively and seriously,” while harm to ordinary North Korean citizens would be avoided.

In January, North Korea conducted its fourth nuclear test, which it claimed was a hydrogen bomb. Last month, it put a satellite into orbit with a long-range rocket that the United Nations and others saw as a cover for a test of banned ballistic missile technology.

Just before the U.N. sanctions were unanimously adopted, South Korea’s National Assembly passed a bill that would establish a center tasked with collecting, archiving and publishing information about human rights in North Korea. It is required to transfer that information to the Justice Ministry, a step parliamentary officials say would provide legal grounds to punish rights violators in North Korea when the two Koreas eventually reunify.

Essay: Texting and driving dangers Continued from A1

field’s length of road and you don’t even look up once.

Take a minute and look at some of the texts you have sent in the last hour, especially short, negligible ones like “sup,” “k,” or “lol.”

Let’s say you sent one of those texts while driving. It’s a short message, just replying “yes lol” to a friend. Only six characters. What’s the harm in that? Your eyes leave the road for a measly 4.6 seconds. Your car starts to drift over the center yellow line, but your eyes are still glued to your phone screen.

You hit the send button.

You glance back up. And your blood goes cold. A scream that you’ll never have a chance to utter gets stuck in your throat as you try to swerve. But it’s too late. The course of your life just changed in 4.6 seconds.

This could happen to you.

By the time the ambulances arrive at the scene of the head-on collision, the young mom

Distracted driving is not worth it. It’s not worth the hospital bills, the car repairs, the courtroom fees. It’s not worth the throbbing pain, the consuming guilt, the tears, the heartbreak, the regret. It’s not worth the broken bones, the bruises, the crushed limbs, the scarred skin. It’s not worth the funerals, the tombstones, the sympathy cards. It’s not worth your life and it is not worth the life of someone else.

in the other car is dead.

Her children are trapped in the back of the car, still strapped into their car seats, sobbing and coughing on the smoke leaking from the engine.

You are slumped behind the wheel of your car, unconscious, blood dripping from the gash on your head.

This could happen to you.

Could you honestly tell me that your text was more important than the life of that mother? Could you look into the eyes of those kids knowing that be-

cause of that two word text, their mother will never be there to tuck them into bed again?

Now look at the flipside of the situation.

What if it was your mom in that minivan?

What if a 4.6 second distraction just ripped her away from you forever?

This could happen to you.

Distracted driving is not worth it. It’s not worth the hospital bills, the car repairs, the courtroom fees. It’s not worth the throbbing pain, the consuming guilt, the tears, the heart-

break, the regret. It’s not worth the broken bones, the bruises, the crushed limbs, the scarred skin.

It’s not worth the funerals, the tombstones, the sympathy cards. It’s not worth your life and it is not worth the life of someone else.

Whether it’s an “I love you” or an “lol” or a picture you want to post, your phone can wait.

Wait so you can live to say “I love you” to your grandchildren someday.

Wait so you can laugh out loud with friends and family at your wedding reception. Wait so you can post pictures of your first child as she learns to walk. You have so much in store for you, so much life left to live.

Wait for all those things that you DO want to happen to you.

Take the pledge to keep your eyes on the road, not on your phone at ItCanWait. com. Pledge for yourself, pledge for those you love, and pledge for the life you want to live.

Because it COULD happen to you.

Tycoon: Oklahoma magnate dies in crash Continued from A1

ed Chesapeake Energy and served as its CEO before stepping down in 2013, was accused Tuesday of orchestrating a scheme between two large energy companies, which were not named in an indictment, from December 2007 to March 2012. The companies would decide ahead of time who would win bids, with the winner then allocating an interest in the leases to the other company, according to a statement from the Department of Justice.

In a statement released just hours before his death, McClendon fiercely denied the allegations and vowed a fight to clear his name.

“Anyone who knows me, my business record and the industry in which I have worked for 35 years, knows that I could not be guilty of violating any antitrust laws,” McClendon said in the statement. “All my life I have worked to create jobs in Oklahoma,

grow its economy, and to provide abundant and affordable energy to all Americans.”

McClendon, part owner of the Oklahoma City Thunder, was renowned for his aggression and skill in acquiring oil and gas drilling rights.

As drillers learned to unlock natural gas from shale formations using hydraulic fracturing over the last decade, McClendon pushed the company to acquire enormous tracts of land in several states.

“We’ve completely transformed the natural gas industry, and I wouldn’t be surprised if we transform the oil business in the next few years too,” McClendon told the AP in a 2011 interview.

The strategy landed the company promising assets, boosted its own production and helped fuel the national boom in natural gas production. Chesapeake’s 20acre campus sprawls through an exclusive area of Oklahoma City,

its Georgian-style brick buildings surrounded by manicured lawns and sycamore and elm trees.

But the acquisitions also saddled the company enormous debt, and Chesapeake eventually became victim of its own success. Natural gas prices plummeted along with all the new drilling, reducing revenues for the company and making the debt harder to repay.

McClendon left Chesapeake in January 2013 amid philosophical differences with a new board of directors, and founded American Energy Partners, where he was chairman and CEO. “Aubrey’s tremendous leadership, vision, and passion for the energy industry had an impact on the community, the country, and the world,” AEP said in a statement.

“We are tremendously proud of his legacy and will continue to work hard to live up to the unmatched standards he set for excellence and integrity.”

McClendon could frequently be spotted in his courtside seats near the Thunder bench in the arena named after the company he founded in 1989 with his friend, Tom Ward, with an initial $50,000 investment.

Thunder head coach Billy Donovan said he addressed the team after learning of McClendon’s death.

“He always treated me very, very well,” Donovan said. “He was a very generous guy, and I’m just really saddened by what happened today.”

Fellow energy magnate and Oklahoma native T. Boone Pickens described McClendon as a “major player in leading the stunning energy renaissance in America.”

“He was charismatic and a true American entrepreneur,” Pickens said in a statement. “No individual is without flaws, but his impact on American energy will be long-lasting.”

McClendon is survived by his wife, Katie, and three children.

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Cuts hit KU, K-State hardest TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) — The Kansas Board of Regents says the bulk of Republican Gov. Sam Brownback’s higher education cuts will come from the state’s two largest universities and their affiliated programs.

The board released figures Wednesday showing that the University of Kansas and its Medical Center in Kansas City, Kansas, together will lose al-

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One-acts: Plays open tonight THE NEXT one-act — “Heads,” directed by Rachel Mentzer — carries a similar theme, but from a female perspective.

Here, Emily Pierce is Rose, a college student who finds a lost wallet in a dormitory parking lot.

She excitedly shows off her find to roommates Angel Spencer and Callaway Patterson, both of whom are struggling financially.

Rose’s plan isn’t to keep the wallet. Rather, she encourages either of her roommates to return the wallet to its owner, son of a billionaire, with the hopes of making a new boyfriend with deep pockets.

There are extenuating circumstances. Patterson is on the verge of moving out of the dorm because she can no longer afford college. And Spencer is engaged.

Pierce is brilliant as she presents her proposal. Patterson and Spencer, too, sparkle as her cynical roommates.

THE SETTING takes a turn for the outrageous with Jason Davis’ presentation of “Family 2.0.”

Nicholas Watson is a husband tired of his current life.

So he seeks a new wife and family who live down the street.

That he hasn’t told his idea to his “new” family until he walks in the door matters little. All it takes, he figures, is some flowers and promises to keep a clean house to woo his “new” wife, the brilliant Tori Whalen.

Likewise, a little spending cash and a game of catch should suffice to endear himself to his

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Wichita State University will lose $2.2 million; Pittsburg State, almost $1.1 million, Fort Hays State, $992,000 and Emporia State, almost $922,000.

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Kansas State University, its veterinary school and its agricultural extension research programs will lose $4.9 million.

Brownback on Tuesday imposed $17.2 million in cuts in the universities’ current budgets after state tax collections in February fell nearly $54 million short of expectations.

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Capping the fantastical farce is the outrageous Layne Gonzalez, Whalen’s current husband, who desperately, and hysterically, tries to find a way to stay a part of his old family’s life.

JACOB COOPER, who directs “The Dungeons and Dragons,” deftly weaves a tapestry of fantasy and reality through a group of social misfits who occupy their time by playing, in real life, a spirited game of Dungeons and Dragons.

Roloff is Brett, the game master, who provides narration — with plenty of commentary — to the D&D players, Katie Terhune, Taylor McAvoy and Daniesha Stoner.

Terhune and McAvoy are the consummate Dungeons and Dragons performers. Even simple tasks, such as walking across stage, aren’t allowed, unless they enter a command to do so first.

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Substate Playoff Tracker; Several area teams in action tonight — B6

Thursday, March 3, 2016

Kansas State crushes TCU on ‘Senior Night’ MANHATTAN, Kan. (AP) — Kansas State coach Bruce Weber gripped the stat sheet, glanced over at senior guard Justin Edwards and the two shared a smile.

“That was fun,” Weber quipped.

Edwards affirmed the statement with an exaggerated nod. After a string of close losses during the month of February, Kansas State finally got to enjoy a blowout win.

Barry Brown scored 15 points on 5 of 8 3-pointers,

Edwards added 12 more in his final home game, and Kansas State routed TCU 79-54 on Wednesday night.

“With all the close games we’ve had, all the heartbreaking games, it was good for them to enjoy this,” Weber

said. “We played the game the right way.”

Brown and Edwards combined to hit eight of Kansas State’s 10 3-pointers. Wesley Iwundu finished with 11 points and seven assists for the Wildcats (16-14, 5-12 Big

12).

“We had two of our best practices this past week,” Edwards said. “I feel like everyone’s confidence has increased, and I feel like the players today just played for See K-STATE | Page B6

Special Olympians shine

By JON DYKSTRA The Iola Register

Kansas City Royals pitcher Kyle Zimmer throws during the second inning on Wednesday in Surprise, Ariz. John Sleezer/Kansas

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Royals’ Christian Colon catches Rangers Hanser Alberto trying to steal during the fifth inning on Wednesday in Surprise, Ariz. John Sleezer/Kansas City Star/TNS

SURPRISE, Ariz. (AP) — Promising prospect Kyle Zimmer tossed two scoreless innings for the World Series champion Royals before the Texas Rangers rolled to a 6-2 victory over Kansas City in their Cactus League opener Wednesday.

“I’m excited to get the first one going and hopefully there’s a lot more to come,” said Zimmer, who is trying to make the big league roster after inju-

ries stunted his rapid rise through the minors.

The Royals managed one hit, a double by Mike Moustakas, off Colby Lewis and the Rangers bullpen through the first six innings. Lewis is coming off knee surgery in October.

“We’re just going out there and getting our work in,” said Lewis, who See ROYALS | Page B6

Jayhawk-Husker rivalry renewed

Kansas head coach Bill Self watches the players cut down the nets defeating Texas Tech, 67-58, at Allen Fieldhouse. Rich

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LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — Nebraska and Kansas have signed a two-year agreement to begin a home-and-home men’s basketball series starting next season.

The two schools were conference mates for more than a century before Nebraska joined the Big Ten. The teams last met in 2011 when both were in the Big 12.

Cornhuskers coach Tim Miles said Tuesday his program is excited to “revive a classic Big 12 matchup.”

He said the games would strengthen the Huskers’ nonconference schedule and put the Huskers in better position for Big Ten and postseason play.

The Huskers will travel to Lawrence for the first game on Dec. 10. The Jayhawks will play in Lincoln on Dec. 16, 2017.

Kansas leads 170-71 in a series dating to 1900.

During the recent ANW Special Olympics basketball event, several local athletes were able to show off their skills.

A total of 11 athletes from Iola (both middle school and high school) and Yates Center each competed in the event.

Iola High’s Judy Brandstetter took the top marks in the speed dribble and took second in individual skills. Christopher White notched a second place finish in speed dribble and was third in individual skills.

Iola Middle School had four athletes compete. Ty Johnson took home first place honors in individual skills and second in speed dribble.

Aaron Kessler, Dakota Knowles and Wolfgang Webber all tied for third in the individual skills contest. Kessler and Webber tied for second in the speed dribble, while Knowles took fourth.

Yates Center sent five competitors.

Camden Dewitt, Manuel Doolittle and Rosetta Ross all got first-place finishes in the speed dribble. Dewitt and Doolittle also tied for second in individual skills, while Ross notched a fourth place finish.

Dominick Lubinski shined in the individual skills element as he took first place. He finished second in the speed dribble.

Connor Merando had a pair of second-place finishes in each the speed dribble and individual skills competition.

Bulls lose in Orlando

Chicago Bulls guard Derrick Rose (1) shoots as Orlando Magic guard Elfrid Payton (4) defends on Wednesday at the Amway Center in Orlando, Fla. The Magic topped the Bulls 102-89. The Bulls now drop to 30-30 on the season. Stephen M. Dowell/Orlando

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ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — The Magic used a strong defensive effort and a big game from rookie Mario Hezonja to get a relatively easy win over the Chicago Bulls.

Nikola Vucevic scored 24 points, Hezonja added a careerhigh 21, and Orlando beat Chicago 102-89 on Wednesday night.

The Magic coasted through the second half with leads as big as 22 points. Victor Oladipo had 17 points and Aaron Gordon added 13 points and 13 rebounds.

Orlando led 60-50 at halftime and never saw the advantage go under double digits the entire second half.

“This was definitely a step forward,” Magic coach Scott Skiles said. “I felt like our energy at the defensive end of the floor was good.

“And Mario had a lot of pop in his step. I thought it was overall his best defensive game. He did a nice job chasing people.”

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C ontrol is defined as preventing the produ ction of viable seed and the vegetative spread of the plant.

F ailu re to observe this notice m ay resu lt in the C ou nty: 1. Serving a legal notice req u iring control of the nox iou s w eeds w ithin a m ininu m of five days. F ailu re to control the nox iou s w eeds w ithin the tim e period allow ed m ay resu lt in the cou nty treating the nox iou s w eeds at the landow ners ex pense and placing a lien on the property if the bill is not paid w ithin 30 days or, 2. F iling crim inal charges for non com pliance.

C onviction for non com pliance m ay result in a fine of $ 100 per day of non com pliance w ith a m ax im u m fine of $1,500.

T he pu blic is also hereby notified that it is a violation of the K ansas N ox iou s W eed L aw to barter, sell or give aw ay infested nu rsery stock or livestock feed u nless the feed is fed on the farm w here grow n or sold to a com m ercial processor that w ill destroy the viability of the nox iou s w eed seed. C u stom harvesting m achines m u st be labeled w ith a label provided by the K ansas D epartm ent of A gricu ltu re and m u st be free of all w eed seed and litter w hen entering the State and w hen leaving a field infested w ith nox iou s w eeds.

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Anyone interested in bidding on this project may pick up a copy of the bid packet at the Code Services Office, 2 E. Jackson, Iola.

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As Season 2 of “The Carmichael Show” begins, are you happy with the creative road it’s continuing on?

We really trust the quirkiness that Jerrod (Carmichael) puts in. I mean, when he hits a topic, you go, “I never even thought of it from that left-sided angle that he’s putting on it.” And you go, “Yeah, that could be true.”

Like, in this episode (about) cheating – I don’t want to give anything away, but he discussed some things that we all probably have thought all our lives, but never said out loud. That’s what’s so great about this show. It has a truth to it that rings very loud, and people laugh because that’s what they thought, but just didn’t get a chance to say out loud. I think that’s what makes the great difference in it.

It makes the dysfunctionality of this family so wonderful to look at.

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Well, I come from theater, and having an audience is a great experience. It’s not easy. It’s very hard. Our writers work very hard to get the joke across perfectly, so there’s a lot of quick, quick, quick changes. The theme may be the same in an episode, but there’s a million ways to tell it, and we experiment with a lot of things before we make a final commitment to a script.

What we start with at the table read ... by the time we get to the actual shooting of the show five days later, there may be parts of the same thing, but totally different in the context of the way it’s put together. When we present it to the audience, we’ve had audiences that laugh so hard, we couldn’t use the particular takes.

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SUNDAY 8 p.m. on K30AL Masterpiece Classic And so it ends: “Downton Abbey: Season 6, Episode 9” marks the finale. Bertie (Harry Hadden-Paton) wants to marry Edith (Laura Carmichael), but his mother interferes.

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TUESDAY 9 p.m. on KODE Of Kings and Prophets Some of the most famous figures in history factor into the drama of this new series, casting Ray Winstone as King Saul in the premiere, “Offerings of Blood.”

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WEDNESDAY 9 p.m. on WGN-A Underground Long recounted through history lessons, the saga of the Underground Railroad and those who operated and benefited from it is dramatized in a new series.

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us seniors. It all just fell into place.”

Brown hit his fourth 3-pointer with 13:37 left to stretch a 19-point halftime advantage to 5833. Dean Wade gave the Wildcats their largest lead of the game — 31 points — with a pair of free throws late as the seniors looked on from the bench.

Chauncey Collins led TCU (11-19, 2-15) with 11 points. The visitors finished 18 of 54 from the field (33 percent).

“That was a good ‘ol fashion beat down,” Horned Frogs coach Trent Johnson said.

“I had concerns going in because we were fatigued. But I don’t want to take anything away from K-State — they shot the ball really well.”

Kansas State shot 76 percent from the field in the first half, including a scorching 6 of 9 from deep, to take a commanding 47-28 lead into the break. It was the seventh-highest shooting percentage in a half in school history and the best since December 2014.

The rout didn’t start immediately, though.

The Wildcats turned the ball over on their first three possessions, then scored TCU’s first bucket on a goaltend call, all before the under-16 media timeout.

The Horned Frogs couldn’t take advantage, missing five of their first seven shots, as Kansas State regrouped and went on a 14-0 run. Senior guard and former walk-on Brian Rohleder — who had tallied just eight points in his career — capped off the half by converting a jumper at the buzzer.

TCU’s shooting woes continued into the second half. The Horned Frogs dipped from 39 percent from the field in the first half to 30 percent with just under

eight minutes to play.

They finished 9 of 31 in the second half.

Brown stretched Kansas State’s lead to 67-39 with 12:37 to play with his fifth and final 3-pointer. Edwards exited the game to hugs from his teammates following a tough finish at the basket.

“I keep telling them we’re going to finish on a good note,” Weber said.

“If they keep believing, keep doing the right things, we’ll finish on a positive note. I still believe that, and hopefully this will springboard into some more good things.”

he allowed six runs on five hits — three of them homers — and a walk in one inning against Kansas City.

Royals: Zimmer got help from a double play turned by promising shortstop Raul Mondesi Jr. to get through the second inning. The big right-hander struck out Elvis Andrus to cap his day.

STARTING TIME Rangers: Lewis fared better than he did in his spring debut a year ago, when

TRAINER’S ROOM Rangers: RHP Yu Darvish threw 20 pitches from a full-size mound in his second bullpen ses-

SENIOR MOMENT Rohleder has been a fan favorite during his time at Kansas State despite playing less than four minutes a game in his career. On Wednesday, he was rewarded with a buzzer beater: “It wouldn’t have even happened if it wasn’t for Austin Budke diving on the floor and playing hard, then kicking it to Wesley who passed it to me. If it wasn’t for my teammates, it would’ve have happened, but it was pretty cool that it did happen. It’s something I will never forget.”

TIP-INS TCU: The Horned Frogs have lost five conference games by 20 points or more this season.

Kansas State: The Wildcats entered carrying a three-game home losing streak, the program’s longest drought since dropping three straight from Feb. 5-19, 2005. . Senior Stephen Hurt grabbed a careerhigh 11 rebounds. . Kansas State finished with 26 made field goals, 23 of which were assisted on.

UP NEXT TCU: Hosts No. 6 Oklahoma on Saturday Kansas State: At Texas Tech on Saturday

Playoff Hoops Tracker BOYS Iola TODAY, vs. Anderson County, 6 p.m. @ Burlington Humboldt Monday, defeated Central Heights, 62-47 TODAY, vs. Oskaloosa, 6 p.m. @ Mound City Marmaton Valley Monday, defeated Pleasanton, 46-36 TODAY, vs. RosaliaFlinthills, 6 p.m., @ Moran Southern Coffey Co. TODAY, vs. St. Paul.

7:30 p.m., @ Moran Crest TODAY, vs. Wetmore, 6 p.m., @ Hartford Yates Center Tuesday, lost to St. Mary’s Colgan, 57-37

walked two in the first to load the bases before escaping the jam.

“Just trying to get into pitching shape.”

Nomar Mazara hit a three-run homer in the ninth and finished with four RBIs for Texas. Patrick Kivlehan and Doug Bernier also drove in runs as Texas took the game from its campus co-tenant.

Jorge Bonifacio homered in the sixth for Kansas City and Parker Morin went deep in the eighth.

Chien-Ming Wang, John Lannan and Peter Moylan also made scoreless appearances for the Royals, who took the field for the first time since beating the New York Mets in Game 5 of the World Series.

“It’s nice to do something different,” Royals manager Ned Yost said. “We’ve been practicing. We’ve been taking batting practice. Now we get out on a big diamond in front of a crowd and start playing again.”

Kansas City Royals’ Cheslor Cuthbert stops a grounder before throwing out Texas Rangers Ryan Rua at first during the sixth inning on Wednesday in Surprise, Ariz.

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GIRLS Iola Friday, vs. Anderson County, 6 p.m., @ Burlington Humboldt Tuesday, lost to PerryLecompton, 49-46 Marmaton Valley Tuesday, lost to SCC, 40-36 Southern Coffey Co. Tuesday, defeated Marmaton Valley, 40-36 Friday, vs. St. Paul, 7:30 p.m. @ Moran Crest Monday, defeated Altoona-Midway, 50-10 Friday, vs. Hartford, 7:30 p.m., @ Hartford Yates Center Monday, lost to Sedan, 61-12

SAL WHO? Drew Butera started at catcher for Kansas City and had a Salvador Perez-like day. He threw out Delino DeShields in the third inning, then cut down pinch runner Hanser Alberto trying to advance in the fifth.

sion Wednesday. Pitching coach Doug Brocail said Darvish, who had Tommy John surgery last March, will continue throwing every two or three days. He is not expected in the rotation until mid-May or early June.

Royals: RF Jarrod Dyson left after two innings with a strained right oblique. Dyson is likely going to platoon at the position with Paulo Orlando, though Travis Snider replaced him Wednesday.

UP NEXT Royals: RHP Edinson Volquez starts against the Rangers. LHP Brian Flynn, the star of an intrasquad game this week, gets his opportunity to start nailing down a bullpen job.

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Hezonja, the fifth pick in last summer’s NBA draft, has started three straight games in place of the injured Evan Fournier. Hezonja had 10 points in the first eight minutes of the game, hitting four of five shots, including a 3-pointer. He was matched up against Bulls forward Mike Dunleavy, who had only eight points on 3-for-9 shooting.

“It was good obviously because we got

the win, but I’m never happy with myself individually,” Hezonja said.

“I made some mistakes in the first half, but we came up with more energy in the second half.”

Chicago never matched the Magic’s energy at any point in the game. The Bulls, coming off a lethargic effort in a 129-111 loss to Miami the night before, were down by 14 just 10 minutes into the game and never made a serious run at the lead the rest of the game.

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814 W. Cherry Chanute (620) 431-0480 Toll Free 1-877-431-0480 Monday-Friday 7:30 a.m. ‘til 5:30 p.m.

Offers expires 3/31/16

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Cooper CS5 Ultra Touring

P-Series Truck

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Thursday, March 3, 2016

Goodyear Wrangler SR-A

Light Truck

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B6

COOPER Mail-In Rebate up $ on set of 4 $

215-60R16 $

to

111.41

to

179.99

Hankook DynaPro AT-M RF10 LT265-70R17 $

40

50Off

Brake Pads & rotor Replacement Expires 3/31/16

Gas Engines

3495

$

Includes Filter & 5 qts. Mopar Oil

Hemi & Special Oil/ Filters Slightly Higher

Dodge Diesel

• Lifetime F R RE E E Rotation

30Off

Reg. 69.95

Oil change specials

(With the purchase of 4 Tires) : • Road Hazard Warranty (P Series Tires Only)

Any Additional Needed Parts Extra

$

Any Additional Needed Parts Extra

qualifying tires

to on all other sets of 4 tires not covered by factory mail-in rebate

• F R E E Mount & Balance • F R E E Flat Repair

$

70

Instant Rebate up $ $ to

188.22 Included

qualifying tires

Goodyear Mail-In Rebate up $ on set of 4 $

P275-60R20 $

70

5995

$

$

Transmission filter & fluid service

7995

$

Includes Filter & 12 qts. Rotella Oil

Other Vehicles & Oils Slightly Higher

Any Additional Needed Parts Extra

Expires 3/31/16

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