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What a mess!

Political mismanagement

maintenance undoubtedly played a part.

In addition, as we enter the main tourism season, Los Cristianos beach still has no sunbeds or sunshades. Jorge Marichal, the president of Ashotel ho-

teliers’ association, claimed that the civil servants and politicians of Arona Town hall are “ruining” the image of the tourist destination, “with their incompetence”. Added to the lack of sunbeds etc. the town

still has an ongoing problem with the unpaid lifesaver service which has been dragging on for over a year - an appalling image for the area. Then we have the saga of the public hospital for the south. If any-

Ridley Scott

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La Gomera

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The latest disaster to hit the area was a major rock fall at the junction with the TF1 from Parque de la Reina. Tons of rocks and soil from the embankment wall on the side of the junction came loose and avalanched down almost burying a car and its two occupants, who were unhurt, but badly shaken. Only luck and the timing of the accident meant there was no loss of life. This junction is used by local residents and by parents and pupils of a wellknown private school in the area.

It appears that the soil and rocks were loosened by recent rains, but poor

one was not clear about the status of the much vaunted ‘new’ services, all they have to do is look at the Canarian Governement’s budget for 2014. Apart from a brutal slashing of the budget to €5.3 million, they make it quite clear that the service is a Centro de Atención Especializada (CAE), that is to say exactly what we already have in El Mojón, where patients can be referred to specialists from local health centres or as an intermediate stage before being sent on to hospital.

Two decades have now passed waiting for the promised public hospital in the south, and the politicians still continue to try and pull the wool over our eyes. The area houses 20 per cent of the island’s population and is the most visited location for almost five million tourists a year.

This public hospital is needed now!

El Cedro Clinic

Face the future

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nder-funding, mismanagement and a selective blindness to the needs of south Tenerife continue to undermine a lot of the good work done in the tourism sector to the detriment of visitors and residents alike.

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Hospital transport

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Cancer patients’ torturous route

seriously ill cancer patient in the far north or the south has to make the journey to and from the HUC or Candelaria hospitals on a regular basis for their lifeCarol Salisbury Chappell saving treatment. If they are is a woman with a mission. disabled there’s transpor t After becoming involved available. with this disgraceful situaIf they are not, they have to rely on friends, family or public transport. These patients have to find over €300 a month, for months on end for transport to get to the hospital, at a time when they are too ill to work and may have no income.

tion whilst helping friends, she is determined to change it. The cost of a 16-seater bus and the first couple of years’ upkeep would be €32,000.

Taking that at a seat by seat price, they need just €2,000 per seat.

Thanks to Carol and Alan

(a gentlemen present at the initial meeting to discuss the problem), one seat has already been paid for. Help is needed to finance the other 15. Councils, companies or organisations who donate will have their logos on the bus if they wish.

If you can help in any way, wish to organise a fundraiser, or just want further information; contact Carol at carolchappell2004@yahoo. com or call her on 922 781 783/ 639 069 862.

Donations can be paid into the Spanish national cancer association’s account with the Banco Santander 0049 0043 35 2313697231.

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Are you a British citizen who is resident on Tenerife or a regular visitor? Are you over the age of 60 yet still living life to the full? Are you an extrovert with a lively personality who can still give the young ‘uns a run for their money?

If so Barcroft Productions would like to hear from you for a documentary they will be filming in February or March 2014 for Channel five. Maybe you indulge in extreme sports or still like to party until sunrise: if you are a real livewire give Aretha Holmes a call on 0044 (0)20 7923 1827, or email her at: aretha. holmes@barcroftproductions.com. She’d love to hear from you and maybe you’ll become one of the stars – showing the younger generations how to really have fun.

Tenerife’s Patricia Yurena Rodríguez narrowly missed out on beauty queen glory in the Miss Universe competition, in which she finished runner-up to Venezuela’s Gabriela Isler. The 23-year-old, who was dressed by Tenerife fashion company M&M for the event, came second in the Moscow competition on Saturday night and was understandably delighted at the result.

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he Canarian tourism sector is cautiously positive after attending the most important travel fair in the world in London.

Yeremi Vargas

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Missing child

s we go to press, news is breaking that Guardia Civil officers have apparently travelled to Scotland to interview two known paedophiles who were in Gran Canaria in March 2007 when Yeremi Vargas, then seven years old, went missing.

“selling like doughnuts” according to one representative at the fair.

Underlining their acknowledgement of the importance of the British market to the tourism industry here, the impressive Canary Islands Pavilion took up a mammoth 42,000 square metres at the WTM.

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You Beauty!

World Travel Market

Tenerife president Carlos Alonso at the WTM

Growing old - disgracefully!

Miss Universe competition

Positive results

Reactions from all the major travel companies are very positive, with increments in demand from Britain, Germany, Russia and Scandinavia. The latter in particular is delighting the tourism specialists as their high standards of living are pushing up prices. Some top five star hotels are already sold out for specific dates and in general are,

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The pair ran a cleaning business in the town and are said to have left Gran Canaria a short time later. It has since emerged that they had a previous conviction for sexually abusing a young boy in Benidorm. According to Scottish newspapers, they were found guilty in 2010 in Scotland of murdering a woman who threatened to expose their child abuse record. Yeremi’s mother has long called for the Spanish authorities to investigate the movements of the pair and to verify the alibis they gave at the time of her son’s disappearance.

Ifonche

Flying accident A businesswoman who is believed to be English, though may be Irish, met her death in Ifonche whilst hangliding.

The name of the 53 year old flyer has not yet been released.

Access in the area where she crashed was difficult and two helicopters were despatched on a find and rescue mission.

Sadly her fall injuries were fatal. The air currents in the area make it popular with hangliders, but three people have died in the location in recent years whilst practicing the sport.

Fuerteventura and Lanzarote

Oil drilling starts

Whilst the argument still rages about possible Spanish drilling sites, off the coasts of Fuerteventura and Lanzarote a Scottish company has started drilling in Moroccan waters. Cairn energy has begun to drill in a series of sites which come within 70 km from the coast of Fuerteventura.

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Walk for Life

Statistics check

Bigger and better!

The date for this year’s mega social phenomenon that is The Walk For Life is December 15 and plans are growing apace!

printed a poster. Please display it at your place

Last year saw 2,300 people gathered to stroll the few kilometres between Adeje and Arona in a tide of pink, animated by the batucada drummers, which livened up the day and woke up the tourists sunbathing on the beaches! This year we want more people than ever to take part.

Institution level charity funding is down across the board as the crisis bites, so your support is more important than ever! On page 30 we have

download the sponsor form from www.car-

of work, your favourite bar, in your car or wherever you think it will gain most attention. Get a group together and pick a matching pink outfit, reraporlavida.com and persuade friends who can’t be there on the day to sponsor you. We’ll be setting off promptly at 10.30am from the Magma Arts and Congress Centre and participation tickets will be on sale from about 8.45am.

Entertainment, zumba, some great prizes and a very worthy cause. To walk is to support.

Remembrance Day

Lest we forget If there is one thing the Brits do superbly well, it is organise ceremonial occasions, something that was proved once again at the Royal British Legion Remembrance Day service.

The usual hospitality was offered by Westhaven Bay, but the crowd was bigger than ever and many people spent the time of the short service on their feet. It was a blustery day which whipped the flags around, but the ceremony was incredibly moving, ending as always with the casting of special poppy wreaths and cross-

es into the sea which disintegrate in salt water without damaging the environment. Guests of honour on the day were the British Vice Consul Helen Díaz de Arcaya Keating and Cabildo Councillor Jesús Morales Martínez.

Poppies were on sale at the entrance to the event and there was a collection for the RBL during the service. If you haven’t contributed to the poppy appeal yet this year, please do so – they do such an awful lot of good work. The boxes are in place in all the regular spots, bars, restaurants, Iceland etc. You still have a few days left to make a donation.

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Calling all foreign residents!

housands of expat residents in Tenerife are being summoned to their local Ayuntamientos to confirm they are still residing in the towns in which they are registered.

In the latest in a series of measures to update local records and purge the all-important ‘padrón’ (municipal population register), formal notices are being sent by registered post to nearly all foreigners to force them to turn up in person within 10 days to prove that they are still here, otherwise they risk being struck off. The step has been ordered for the entire country by Spain’s National Statistics Institute and is creating considerable extra work for town halls,

The extra work is a huge burden for town hall staff

particularly in tourist areas with large populations of foreigners. Even La Laguna, which is far from high on the list, has had its work cut out to contact the approximately 3,000 foreigners on the city’s books.

The official register is important not just as proof of entitlement to the use of local services and enjoyment of the current generous trav-

el subsidy for travel between the islands and to/from the mainland.

As Madrid continues its drive to cut local government funding, purging the register of departed foreigners is a crucial step to gain an accurate idea of the population of towns and cities in parts such as Tenerife and ensure funding to town halls reflects the true figure.

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Teide animal ban

he real reason why film director Ridley Scott decided not to shoot his biblical epic Exodus in Tenerife, as originally planned, and took his lucrative business elsewhere has been revealed, and it sounds almost too incredible to be true.

The new movie, starring Christian Bale as Moses and depicting the classic tale of the Israelites’ departure from Egypt, is being shot on location in Almeria and in Fuerteventura, both of which are set to receive a healthy injection of cash from the presence of the actors and the hundreds of crew members involved in the mammoth project. It emerged recently during a TV debate that Scott changed his original plans to film in

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Director Ridley Scott forced out

British film director Ridley Scott

the landscapes of Mt Teide due to a major fall-out with the Teide National Park authorities, who - it is alleged - banned him from using live animals in the area.

The trustees of the Park laid down a draconian list

No progress

Stolen babies probe

As part of the nationwide campaign to investigate the alleged practice, which is believed to have

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he Prosecution Service in Las Palmas has admitted that progress in the long-running investigation into allegations that newborn babies were systematically taken from Canarian parents under the Franco regime and given to the regime’s supporters has been virtually zero despite the resources allocated to the official probe.

of conditions to ensure the shooting of the film did not endanger Teide’s fragile ecosystem and one of the impositions proved the last straw for the award-winning film director. The Park vetoed the presence

of hundreds of sheep, horses and other animals in the area due to the likelihood of massive amounts of excrement which would not only require a big clean-up operation but would attract flies by the thousands. According to the journalist who divulged the spat, Scott was asked to come up with very imaginative solutions, such as fitting nappies to the animals to prevent them from leaving droppings on location, or to use computer-generated images.

Critics of the decision to veto the animals say the problem was not as serious as the Park believed and the veto meant that valuable revenue for the island has been lost, to the benefit of Almería and Fuerteventura.

affected tens of thousands of families up to the late 1970s, the Prosecution Service for the eastern Ca-

nary Islands has looked into almost 30 individual cases after requests from parents of babies who be-

lieve that hospitals and the Church collaborated with the regime to select babies to be brought up by “supporter” couples. In many cases, the parents were told the baby had died during birth and had been buried directly. It has now emerged that nearly all the investigations have been shelved due to lack of proof or the inability to question the people said to have been involved.

Christmas lights

Cost-cutting call C

hristmas is still weeks away but it has already become the subject of political dispute, with councils being urged to drastically reduce spending on decorations.

The left-wing ANC party has called for shops to pay for Christmas lights and has publicly denounced the money it says is “wasted” on festive lights and other seasonal adornments when it could be spent on more needy causes. ANC is News in Brief >>

November 20

Education strike The ongoing dissatisfaction at the new Education Act which is going through Parliament at present has led another day of action against the plans to be called, this time on 20 November.

Students across the country, including the Canaries, are due to stage their second strike in less than a month to force Spain’s education minister José Ignacio Wert to withdraw his controversial school and university reforms. The day chosen for the action coincides with the vote in the Spanish Senate on the new law, which has come under fire from students, teachers and parents, despite the government’s promise that it will improve the quality of education. The three days of protest organised at the end of October here concluded with a strike which saw an estimated 80 per cent of school pupils and university students stay away from class for the day, with many teachers also backing the action.

Iberia

Flight scare

Passengers on a flight from Gran Canaria to Madrid had a double scare earlier in the month when the aircraft developed an undercarriage problem after taking off.

The pilot opted to return to the island after realising that the wheels had not retracted. After a detailed inspection by engineers, who discovered and resolved a sensor problem, the Iberia flight was allowed to take off again.

Outlet Market “ruined”

Job inspectors

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proposing that shops and private sponsors should be forced to foot the bill for the decorations, not the public purse. “There is no justification for such needless spending when the Canaries have the highest number of people living below the poverty line and the highest jobless figure in Europe” said the party in a statement. Critics of the call say the party is just seeking publicity.

The clampdown by Gran Canaria labour inspectors on illegal working was stepped up in an unlikely way recently when a large team of officials descended on the big Masaldo 2013 Outlet Market held in Maspalomas at the beginning of the month.

Around a dozen inspectors, backed by police officers, turned up on the opening day of the three-day event in Parque Del Sur and carried out exhaustive paperwork checks on the people manning the approximately 90 stands. Several stands were ordered to close after the checks, which are said to have been ordered after traders in the area complained about the unfair competition posed by the Market. The presence of the inspectors was criticised by some of those present, who said the heavy-handed checks on work contracts for the three days of sales had killed off the spirit of the event.

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hile provincial coffers were filled with EEC funding, the inventiveness and dynamism of our leaders cosily snoozed. Then economic recession brought the whole house of cards crashing down.

As grants dried up, panic took hold and political wrangling, blame-laying and handwashing ensued, to no effect at all because the basic problem was that, although expert at milking funding, our subsidy-dependent leaders had forgotten, if they ever knew, how to balance the books themselves, or how to profitably exploit the exploitable and finance the necessary.

Finally, with mainland Spain in dire straits, local unemployment at an all-time high and everyone increasingly feeling the pinch, there are signs that it might be wake-up time at last. After all, we do have plenty to offer. Tourism numbers may be slightly down, but we still have a superb climate with winter sun, dramatic, diverse natural scenery and a wide range of leisure, sporting, cultural and gastronomic delights to offer, all of which provide a very healthy income if intelligently handled. This is our real funding and it needs managing sensitively and astutely.

This may have finally dawned on Regional Government, el Gobierno de Canarias, which has actually been looking for ways to increase tourism earnings, rather than lamenting the loss of easy money, and are now courting cruise companies rather innovatively.

There’s little left in the kitty for the present generation of European workers who, if they’re lucky, will work until they drop but their parents and grandparents are probably reaping the benefits of an earlier heyday. They retired relatively young on pension plans that paid out. Their houses are very likely paid for, and they have time and money to enjoy a level of comfortable retirement their kids can only dream of.

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New cruises

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Necessity is the mother of invention and in the Canary Islands, Spain’s southernmost and most outlying region; the authorities are finally showing nascent signs of recognising the truth of this old maxim.

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modern weather forecasting, the worst that can happen on a cruise is a dose of food poisoning. Taking your floating hotel with you is about as good as it gets if you want to see the world and avoid misadventure.

The cruise tourism industry is thriving, with increasing numbers of new destinations and niche market itineraries popping up in their glossy brochures. You can cruise with ornithologists to see birds, antiquities experts to see his-

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toric sites, or simply eat, drink and relax your way round the world, while your comfortable hotel proceeds to the next stopover and excursion, with everything arranged for you.

If all goes well with Regional Government and Promotur’s new plans, you will very probably call at at least one of the smaller Canarian ports and it could well be on La Gomera, or one of the smaller islands at a port administered by the Canaries, rather than Spain.

Ports such as Santa Cruz de Tenerife and Las Palmas de Gran Canaria belong to the state and are long established cruise stops, but new plans are to promote locally run ports to, “complement, not compete with, the established cruise stop overs”, according to Juan José Martínez, managing director of Puertos Canarios.

“A cruise ship could drop anchor off Corralejo, permitting passengers an exceptional view of Fuerteventura’s beaches, or at Valle Gran Rey, offering a series of excursions in both the valley and the interior of La Gomera”, suggests Martínez.

To this end, representatives of three important, Florida based North American cruise companies were invited to visit La Gomera and see the ports.

Cabildo head Casimiro Curbelo met them for an informal dinner at the island’s Parador after their day’s excursion and said, “They’ve been delighted by what they’ve seen during their visit. They didn’t imagine that on a small island like La Gomera there’d be such a wide variety of landscapes and natural resources”.

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The visitors were Teresa Legra, product design manager of Norwegian Cruise Lines; Justin Poulson, itinerary planning manager of Holland America Lines and Melissa Witsoe, product manager of Windstar Cruises, accompanied by Lorena Vilar of Miami’s Spanish Tourist Office. There to meet them were Nayra Cabrera, from Santa Cruz Port Authority and Salvador Méndez, Port Authority head in La Gomera.

The packed itinerary included a visit to the potteries of El Cercado; an in-depth look at the still unfinished port of Valle Gran Rey, where their guide/ interpreter Sophie, “helped them to imagine” its finished condition and suggested various excursions around and from the valley; “a delicious but enormous lunch” at the César Manrique designed Palmarejo restaurant, followed by a short stroll in Garajonay National Park to wake everyone up; a visit to Agulo and Hermigua in the north; a quick look at Columbus monuments in the capital San Sebastián and a visit to the port, before arriving at the Parador to have dinner and meet Curbelo.

“I can confirm that they’ve received a very good impression of the Canaries in general and La Gomera in particular. They’ve assured me that La Gomera will be included in their viability studies and planning for the 2014/15 season,” reported Curbelo.

More cruise ships have visited the island over the last few years, with an extra thirty three thousand more passengers this year. All but two have docked at San Sebastián, where passengers are whisked round the island accompanied by guides of varying merit. Not a great deal of revenue results from such island tours, as there is little scope for visitors to spend time anywhere.

It’s to be hoped canny Cabildo tourism head Fernando Méndez will ensure this new cruise market receives the level of professional attention it deserves, together with some time and opportunity to spend money.

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Film diary: On location in La Gomera

Morgan is screen writer, although the screenplay was Charles Leavitt’s.

Meanwhile, back on the film’s ‘Pacific’ location, the peak of a submerged Atlantic

in Santiago’s Cultural Centre, has been kept busy finding alternatives in San Sebastián and futher afield, spreading the happiness wider still and, unfortunately, sending prices asked by the astute (avaricious) to dizzy heights. “I’m asking very little compared to the amount that’s being spent on this film”, protests Jose Luis

Tapahuga. Most action will be at sea. So the Canadians justified the long journey by filming everything and everyone, fuelled by the (potent) local beverages - as they charmingly called them - pressed on them by enthusiastic locals.

Meanwhile, more heavy machinery rumbled round to Tapahuga to speed up progress

mountain called La Gomera, reports are of, “frenetic pace, stress... but all going well”.

More members of crew have arrived. More locals are employed. If all continues according to schedule, Howard, crew and actors will fly in just before shooting starts in early November.

Accommodation is even scarcer. Playa Santiago’s main tourist season starts soon.

Bookings tie up beds. Film HQ,

G, who’s charging double for his property. Says neighbour Lupe in disgust, “He’s from a long line of opportunists! We have to look after these people. They’re bringing money, work and a bit of excitement to the island”.

A visiting Canadian TV crew indeed excited everyone. It takes less than five minutes to stroll Santiago’s pleasant waterfront and there’s not much to be seen at main location

on the seawater tank “taking shape”’ on the beach. Six metre palms have eventually been found, purchased and are now arriving, watched by observers at the popular Chalana Bar. In the same La Laguna area, work has started on renovating old buildings overlooking the beach which have stood derelict for over half a century.

These local facelifts and memories will live on when the excitement’s long gone.

The making of: The heart of the sea

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s the location shoot date of early November approaches, the pace in both London and La Gomera hots up on Ron Howard’s new film.

Actors, crew and Howard himself are now in London shooting studio scenes at Leavesden Studios, before moving on to La Gomera. “Good progress” is reported in both areas.

In back lot sets and tanks in Watford, whaling ship Essex and crew are close shot as they leave Nantucket, then undergo perilous adventures with an angry sperm whale. Some of the scenes, “have been difficult”, according to Howard; “exhausting”, according to the water cannon operator.

His last film, the Lauda/Hunt Formula One rivalry story Rush, is enjoying considerable success and Howard was guest

of honour at the recent BAFTA screening in London, afterwards hosting a question and answer session. “The reaction was gratifying and, as always, there were some interesting questions from that crowd,” reports Howard, there with actor Chris Hemsworth and screenwriter Peter Morgan, both of whom are working with him on the new film.

Hemsworth plays Owen Chase in The Heart of The Sea, and

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renzied activity in La Gomera’s Playa Santiago as countdown kicks in for the start of shooting on Ron Howard’s new film, In The Heart of The Sea. Shoot date has now been revised to November 15, “to give more time to get everything screwed down tight.

All’s good. We’ve got what

we need to make this fly well and if nothing unforeseen comes up, we’ll be set to go”, say production sources.

Ron Howard has been finalising studio filming at UK’s Leavsden Studios and reports, “Hard work at studio back lot sets in London, sinking the captain’s cabin and shooting that, but I managed to spend thirteen and a half hours at home (New York). We’ll soon be off the stage and on loca-

tion on the open ocean or on the ‘real’ Essex”. La Gomera here they come!

The boat that will be the Natucket-based whaler Essex is in fact the two-masted brig Phoenix owned by Square Sail from Cornwall, of Moll Flanders, Longitude etc fame.

After a long sail down from the UK, she has arrived in Playa Santiago with a crew of15 and is now peacefully tied up in the small fishing port, awaiting further adventures. Her

crew members swell the growing number of Brits in town, where English language satellite TV was hastily installed in bars to entertain everyone.

Smaller boats used by whaling crews to close on the whales have also arrived.

Work on the pit behind nearby Tapahuga beach is finished at last and heavy machinery pulled out. It will be flooded with sea water and used to shoot some sea scenes.

The thousand or so hopefuls

who turned up for the film’s casting sessions in September have now been told if they have work or not, causing surprised delight amongst the more mature and less glamorous and lots of disappointment for the smouldering

we all know there’s a tight deadline. I thought, no way! when it was all explained, but they somehow make it happen.”

There’ll be a new flurry of employment now after the recent call for English speaking

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señorita sector, where hopes of getting close to heartthrobs like Chris Hemsworth, Cillian Murphy and Osy Ikhile have been dashed. More locals have been contracted, most of them as electricians, builders, decorators, gardeners, plasterers, drivers and labourers. The pay’s good, the work’s interesting and everybody’s happy.

“This is great,” enthuses Miguel Angel from the island’s north. “It’s fascinating working with this lot. They expect a lot from us and get it because

graduates with social, organisational and childcare skills from Tenerife based Sur Film, who handled the earlier casting. Their stipulation of “total availability” for the month of November presents no problems for the hundreds of unemployed Canarian graduates, many of whom trained as English teachers for jobs that no longer exist due to cutbacks.

Excitement mounts as actors and key production crew arrive, with the big stars and Howard scheduled to arrive “just before’ shooting starts”.

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Live music solution?

he ban on pubs and other nightspots playing live music at night in the up and coming Playa de San Juan district of Guía de Isora may be lifted soon, although only if the premises carr y out soundproofing work to reduce the nuisance caused to residents.

Guia’s mayor Pedro Martín says that talks are under way with the approximately 30 bars, pubs and restaurants affected by the blanket ban to reach an understanding on the need to install double-glazing and take other steps to block the late-night noise, which has triggered

a flood of complaints from people living nearby. The council has appointed an official to visit the premises concerned to give advice on the work required and Martín is hopeful that all will comply with the new rules before long. “Playa de San Juan is not Playa de Las Américas.

Many who live there work elsewhere, leaving early in the morning, and they need to be able to sleep. We want to ensure the rights of residents are respected and at the same time allow the tourism side to flourish, so soundproofing is the best way.

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Closer to Italy?

he newly-extended opening hours at Tenerife North Airport could well lead to handsome dividends in the form of direct international flights.

After considerable lobbying of the Airport Authority (AENA) to allow the first flight to take off at 7am and the last to land at 11pm, the new hours formally came into effect at the beginning of the month and plans are already under way to capitalise on the extra time available.

Sources at the Tenerife Cabildo, which was one of the prime movers behind the

campaign, say that the first of the new connections could be a direct flight to Rome, although nothing has been confirmed yet. One immediate impact of the change is the improved connections in Madrid for long-haul flights to the United States and South America, which had always proven a weak point for travellers from Tenerife, forcing them to spend the night in Madrid in many cases due to the very tight mid-day connection times.

The authorities calculate that the extended opening hours at Tenerife North.

Disabled badge misuse

Official shamed in media he shaming of a wellT known official accused of using a fake disabled driver badge to park very close to her office has produced the desired effect, with the woman immediately stopping a practice that had tongues wagging in her government department for ages.

Digital publication Canarias 3.0, which is acquiring a healthy reputation for outing wrongdoers among the ranks of public figures, included detailed pictures of the car - a flash Mini - occupying the coveted spot and noted how the woman, who works in the regional Department of Agriculture in Santa Cruz but is apparently so wellconnected that she has ex-

tremely ‘flexible’ hours, carefully placed the disabled badge so that the details were not fully visible. After seeing her ruse exposed and reportedly threatening

to take action against the popular website for libel, a challenge Canarias 3.0 said it would gladly accept, the woman opted to find somewhere else to park.

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Passenger comfort ?

Cinema

Victor is back in style

ome low-cost airlines like to trumpet, literally, their punctuality but, as everyone knows, there are tricks to ensure the flight lands on or before time, one of them being to publish a longer flight duration than is really the case.

However, turn-around times are also crucial to making the all-important take-off slot to guarantee there are no hitches. With companies paying for the time their planes spend on the ground in the airport, they are obviously interested in reducing the length of stay as much as possible.

However, the tactics employed by some are clearly at the expense of passenger comfort and patience.

One well-known low-cost carrier is becoming notorious for beginning boarding very early, even before passengers have disembarked from the inbound plane and before the cleaners (when cleaning is done!) go on

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board. The airline often pushes the new passengers through the boarding gate at Tenerife South as quickly as possible and then leaves them standing in the blazing sunshine outside the terminal building until the plane is fully ready. As this photo taken recently just before a flight to East Midlands shows, the wait - more than 15 minutes in temperatures above 30ºC - proved too much for some, who had to get out the water bottles or take a seat on the ground.

And all so the airline could make a quick getaway!

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No pleasing everyone

verheard in La Laguna, during an impressive and colourful International Dance Festival at various venues, were the complaints of a large group of tourists from Andalusia who were visiting the world heritage city.

The visitors were not that happy that they had flown all the way down to Tenerife “to see something different” and the first thing they were confronted with was a day-long demonstration of Sevillana dancing by local dance schools at stages erected along the main streets. The gripes did not prevent others from enjoying the occasion, however.

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ublic remarks concerning women by business leaders in the Canaries continue to make the headlines.

Just a few weeks after a senior member of a major employers’ body was forced to step down after claiming that women were poor entrepreneurs and the few females that do head their own businesses, “are only in the jobs because their husbands put them there,” the head of the Tenerife Chamber of Commerce has had to apologise for telling a distinguished audience that the island’s beautiful women were “a good rea-

Apology for sexist slur

The Why Tenerife presentation in Madrid

son to invest” here. José Luis García astounded the audience, including senior national and regional government officials, at the

Madrid launch of a ‘Why Tenerife?’ drive to attract investment when he listed the reasons why companies should consider

A Santa Cruz cinema with a difference is back in business after a long lay-off. The Cine Victor in the city has just reopened as its new owner tries to put it back on the map and show there is still a place for something other than multi-screen picture houses in out of town shopping malls.

Owner Eladio Fraga is justifiably delighted at the results of his investment given that he now runs what is believed to be one of just two old-style cinemas still in operation anywhere in the country. Built back in the 1950s, the 780-seater Victor has undergone extensive refurbishment since July and is now equipped with state of the art projection technologies. Fraga believes he is on to a winner given that

being in a popular location means that cinemagoers can enjoy a stroll on the Rambla Boulevard outside afterwards and have a meal in one of the many local restaurants. The inauguration of the new ‘old’ picture house took place at the beginning of the month and featured characters drawn from the first film shown, Thor: the Dark World.

Avalanche fears looking to Tenerife. After listing gastronomy and climate as unique Tenerife factors that should encourage firms to invest here, the new Chamber boss added, “and the women are gorgeous”. The remark was immediately picked up by the media and led to widespread condemnation of the sexist words, which García later withdrew in a public apology. “I did not intend it to come out that way. I have a lot of respect for the role women play in business and am sorry if I caused offence,” he said.

Disco evacuation

Fears of a repeat of the Madrid Arena tragedy which occurred a year ago led police to raid a big Halloween Party in a popular discotheque outside Santa Cruz and evict more than a thousand student revellers in the early hours of the morning.

The action was ordered after reports that hundreds of fake tickets had been sold for the big night and the disco looked likely to exceed its maximum capacity of 1280. In a well-coordinated operation, officers cordoned off the area and proceeded to check tickets among the massive crowd of medical students queuing to get in.

After deciding that the risk of a human avalanche similar to that which left five teenage girls dead in a similar party in Madrid in 2012 could not be ruled out, police asked for the premises to be evacuated, despite the protests by the students. The operation ended at around 5.30 am and details of the irregularities detected passed to the relevant authorities for further action.

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November 30 The latest ballet by the Tenerife Company can be seen at the Infanta Leonor Auditorium, 8.30pm. Tickets cost €8 from the auditorium cafeteria or: www.arona.org.

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November 29 Verónica Romero Sáez presents Latin American music at the Infanta Leonor Auditorium, 8.30pm. Tickets cost €8 from the auditorium cafeteria between 9am and 9pm or via: www.arona.org.

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Isabel González La Laguna

November 22 Become a part of history by attending the live recording of the singer’s latest album,at the Teatro Leal, starting 9pm.

Call 695 909 045 or see:www. teatroleal.com.

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his year’s FotoNoviembre International Photography Festival includes work from 313 artists from 30 different countries.

The biennial event has been held in Tenerife since 1991 and attracts entrants from as far afield as America, Europe, Russia and Australia.

The 39 exhibitions, with themes as diverse as primitive figures, Scotland, mirrors, Africa, cannibalism, archeology, love and portraits, are grouped under three headings: the Official Section includes the work of various institutions, independent curators and authors, whilst Authors in Selection shows the current works of individual photographers.

The Atlantic Collectives is a range of communal exhibitions

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Theatre and music week

Santiago del Teide November 15 to 29

which are organised according to theme, techniques or concepts. Island Connections was lucky enough to speak to one of the artists in this section, Phil Crean.

Crisis in paradise (Tenerife unfinished) Where there were once thousands of eager purchasers queuing up to buy their dream home in the south of Tenerife, fueling a building boom of luxury apartments and villas, there is now a plethora of crumbling half-finished concrete and steel structures, and boarded up, unsold holiday homes.

In July 2012 Phil Crean set out to document, “some of the hundreds of abandoned and derelict building sites scattered around: the disastrous, ugly, and potentially dangerous detritus of a collapsed construction industry.”

The resulting images are purposely stark, yet they are also striking, thought provoking and curiously attractive.

It is Phil’s many years of experience that have enabled him to take part in FotoNoviembre. After qualifying in Photo Journalism in London in 1986, he provided imagery for magazines, design groups and music companies until moving to Tenerife in 1994. For many years Phil ran a business on the

island and photography took a back seat, though not to be forgotten: whilst spending sometime away he discovered the delights of digital photography.

After moving back to Tenerife in 2007 he began what is now his successful photography business. Working for commission, Phil covers a variety of events and subjects, including marriages, honeymoons and holiday shoots, as well as for magazines and newspapers.

See his fascinating photos at the Convento de Santo Domingo, La Laguna, from November 9 to December 14, Monday to Friday 11am to 2pm and 5pm to 8pm. Saturday, 11am to 2pm.

Also, see his website at: www. philcrean.com, call: 616 835 793 or catch him on Facebook at: Phil Crean photography.

The rest of the FotoNoviembre exhibitions can be seen at the TEA Art Gallery in Santa Cruz as well as in13 different boroughs around the island.

The majority will take place during November and December. See: www.fotonoviembre. com and www.teatenerife.es for more information.

A number of different events will be taking place around the borough. See: www. santiagodelteide.org for more information.

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Sebastian & St James International

Iban change imminent

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tock markets have become a real rollercoaster ride for investors in the last four years.

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An imminent change to bank account numbers is expected to cause chaos initially even though the aim is to make transfers and other business much smoother.

Currently needed for cross-border payments within Europe, the IBAN - or International Bank Account Number - will also be required for all domestic payments through banks here as of February 1, 2014 and the chances are very high that transactions such as wage and invoice payments will be held up in the early days if the all-important number is not notified to employers and suppliers etc.

The IBAN will see an extra four digits added to the current 20-digit Spanish bank account numbers: the first two correspond to ES (identifying Spain) and the last two are check digits. The switch will require countless official forms to be updated and reprinted to add the extra boxes to accommodate the additional digits. Information campaigns have already been launched by banks to alert customers of the forthcoming change and show them how to obtain their IBAN in good time.

Caixabank

Prize banking

The most innovative bank in the world is Spanish and has a large number of clients here in the Canaries.

Caixabank has just received this honour in Denver from the Global Banking Innovation Awards. It’s the second time in three years that CaixaBank has won one of the most prestigious prizes in the world of innovation which are organised by the Bank Administration Institute and Finacle. Accepting the prize on behalf of the bank, CEO Juan María Nin said the prize was a recognition of Caixabank’s way of understanding innovation through the use of technology as a, “strategic tool to continually improve service”. The bank also took the award for the best innovation in products and services with their mobile App SegurCaixa Auto – a car insurance application that gives geo-localisation to speed up on the road assistance.

The honour follows swiftly on the bank’s award of Most Innovative Business Model by the British publication Private Banker International.

The global financial crisis has plagued the majority of the western world putting their economies into a constant state of flux. Returns on bank interest-bearing accounts have now become the lowest they have ever been.

Taking inflation into account, real returns are nearly impossible to achieve.

Investors, who may have capital on deposit and are looking for a safe and secure investment, backed by an A A rated financial institution, should consider the following questions: News in Brief >>

Madrid mandate

More cuts

The Canarian Government may have to revise its promises not to increase taxes following the unexpected announcement by Madrid that Spain’s regions will need to find ways of making cost savings of €8 billion over the next two years.

The surprise news has angered the authorities here and the government openly admits that it has “absolutely no room for manoeuvre” to implement further austerity measures. Regional finance minister Javier González Ortiz complained, “The eight billion come on the heels of the €13 billion the regions have already been forced to slash from their spending up to this year”. He slammed Madrid for “turning the screw yet further on essential public services”, accusing the Spanish government of passing the burden of the savings to the regions instead of making its own cuts at national level.

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If you would like more information and to discuss this investment please call Sebastian & St James’s local consultant on (003) 667 513 689 who will be happy to talk through the options available.

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This cover is designed not only to offer assistance to the vehicle, but more importantly, to the people who drive it, and is available throughout the whole of Spain and the rest of Europe.

What does Línea Directa offer me if my car is immobilised as a result of a breakdown, accident or theft?

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To celebrate the company’s 17th anniversary, over one weekend each of the stores will open their doors for one day only – selling every item with an incredible 50 per cent off.

Lovers of quality pearl jewellery are certainly in for a treat from the company that offers the most complete and careful selection of cultured pearls, in an endless variety of shapes, sizes and colours.

From the Japanese Akoya pearl, considered the most lustrous in the world, to the mesmerizing colours of the dark Tahitian pearls; the impressive Australian pearl with diameters ranging up to 21mm; and the pastelcoloured Freshwater pearls, there is an endless range on offer.

And for the perfect mounting, Tenerife Pearl’s jewellery styles cover both classic and timeless models to the latest and most innovative trends – always a good investment at any time, but at half price it’s a dream come true.

For those in the know, the value of a pearl is measured by five different factors.

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Size is important, and larger pearls are obviously more precious due to their rarity.

Also, the shape as this can be surprisingly different: they can be spherical, symmetrical or baroque. Very few pearls are round; they will be near-round, button-round, semi-baroque, baroque, coin, circle or drop pearls. The colour is broken

down into three aspects: the overall body colour; the overtone (one or more translucent colours); and the orient (rainbow colours shimmering on the pearl’s surface). All pearls display body colour but not every pearl possesses overtone or orient. And, finally, surface quality and the most important aspect, lustre: the ‘inner glow’ of the pearl.

But no need to feel overwhelmed; you can enjoy Tenerife Pearl’s expert advice at any time – they will help you find exactly the pearls

you want. Now, there’s even more reason to take advantage of the incredible 50 per cent discount, so don’t miss this chance to purchase some beautiful and timeless accessories at very attractive prices: at the Armeñime Centre (at Ctra. General del Sur, 12.

Adeje, open 9am – 8pm) on November 30 or on December 1 at their shops in Candelaria (C/ Obispo Perez Cáceres, 10am – 8pm) and Puerto de la Cruz (C/ Quintana, 20, 9am - 9.45pm). See: www.tenerifepearl.com.

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Banks are increasingly shy about offering detailed mortgage information on their Web sites. Shopping for your ideal mortgage online is becoming almost a ‘Mission Impossible’ as financial entities more and more personalise each mortgage offer depending on the profile of the client, which makes it very difficult indeed to compare the mortgage conditions offered.

Prospective clients are invited to visit a local branch for a ‘case study’. The only exception is for those who wish to buy a property currently belonging to a bank; there the information is less opaque.

Bank sources admit that standard traditional mortgages are a species in extinction and that the new fashion is to design individual loans. Only a handful of banks and savings banks continue to show important details online such as the differential they charge over the Euribor rate for variable interest rate loans, the maximum

Choosing a mortgage

Mission impossible?

percentage amount of the value of the property you can borrow, commissions and the products that you are obliged to sign up for before your loan will be considered viable.

Between the large national banks, BBVA is one of those which provides

fewest concrete details in the Web, confirming only that the maximum loan period is 40 years and that it is possible to obtain a reduction in rate based on the number of products you sign up for and whether or not your income is paid directly to the bank every month. Banco

Popular shows a maximum period of 30 years, Banco Santander and CaixaBank up to 80 per cent of the value of the property for a maximum of 30 years, the latter with a minimum differential of 2.5 per cent.

Online banking specialist Bankinter is one of the few companies which give complete information, their most wellknown mortgage is Hipoteca Sin Mas, which has recently fixed its differential over the Euribor at below two per cent.

ING’s Hipoteca Naranja offers loans of up to 40 years at a differential of 2.29 per cent.

The lack of transparency is roundly criticised by financial advisors who claim that it makes it far more difficult for clients to make an informed decision and get a fair deal.

Euribor

Mortgage

rates

The President of the Central European Bank Mario Draghi gave good news to the vast majority of those buying property in Spain via a mortgage with the reduction of the interbank lending rate Euribor to the historical low point of 0.25 per cent.

The halving of the recommended interbank lending rate is expected to drop the rate to around 0.30 per cent which will mean lower mortgage payments for the 85 per cent of mortgage payers in the country who have a variable interest rate fixed around the Euribor. A loan of €150,000 could be expected to lower repayments by €16 a month or €192 for the year. A lower mortgage of €120,000 will reduce by €13 a month or €156 over the year. All good news in times of sliced salaries and increased taxes.

At least, good news for those who owe money, or wish to borrow it – not so good for those who have their funds in fixed deposits who will very soon see the value of the returns offered diminishing.

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Smallholding: 3,000m2 with 350m2 property In Playa de La Tejita (El Médano).

With permission to construct a further 20 per cent, practically on the beach front of the Playa de La Tejita (El Médano).

Unique opportunity in Tenerife. Price was €250,000, now €170,000 due to transfer.

Tel: 629 244 958

 Office space for rent,

furnished or unfurnished. community, electric, and WiFi included. Special assistance for new start up businesses, no deposit or bank guarantees needed contact Chris on 667 554 800 to arrange a viewing”

 Long let Playa San Juan sunny 2 bed appartment, 2 pers.5 mins from the beach.440 € per month inclusive, tel 922 710675 email suedehmel@ gmail.com  To rent directly from owner, in Playa de Las Américas, Balcón del Atlántico III, Torviscas Alto, 1 bedroom apar tment (58m2), nicely fur nished and equipped, excellent sea and La Gomera view, + 12m2 terrace, quiet area: €500/month + bills (long term 6 month or +), 2 month deposit. Contact owner: +34 616916551 or gallohe@gmail. com  T h r e e

bedroom apartment inVistahermosa complex, Los Cristianos, fully furnished, 2 bathrooms, 850 euros per month includes bills, first and last month rent plus damage deposit email John baytreejohn@aol.com or cll 07518 035960 uk

 Fully inclusive large one bedroom penthouse in La Camella, tv, internet, washing machine, etc. large terrace, super views, quiet, parking long term rental, tel 922 720671 / 690 375 716

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 Playa Américas, studio for rent, fully furnished and equipped, central location, quiet area, close to beach, no finder’s fees, 430 euros per month, bills included, call 620 230 871 / 922 751113  Los Cristianos – Nice apartment near the beach, 1 bedroom, living room, kitchen, large balcony, sun all day, sea view, no traffic. €500 a month. Tel. 922 752 759 or 608 425 426  Winter letting north

west Tenerife

 P r o p e r t y

Wanted Kundalini is expanding.

In Los Cristianos, Las Américas and Fañabé areas. Four or Five bedrooms and bathrooms, lounge, terrace and if possible a pool. Exclusive area with discrete entrance. Ask for Irene 693 979 153

Double bedroom, fitted wardrobes, shower, WC, hand basin, gas boiler, 4 gas rings, microwave, kitchen diner, TV, DVD, Hi-Fi, CD system, patio, sea view, table and chairs, swimming pool, security gate,parking, rates paid till March 2014.

For sale furnished €25,000

Old Canarian house in Buenavista del Norte, three UK Tel. 0044 (0) 1903690309. month minimum contract. Two UK Mob. 07973349111. bedrooms, tiny shower/toilet, Spain Tel. 0034 922 136 778. lounge, small dining area, Spain Mob. 646 586 318 fitted kitchen, large garden.

Very central for all services, very few stairs. From €400  39.990 Euro. Sunny per month. 669 652 149 apartment for sale (Studio)  Winter letting Puerto in Playa Paraiso (Tenerifede la Cruz South), 40 m2, with balcony, Studio apar tment, 24 hour spectacular sea views, pools, concierge, pool, sea views. SAT-TV. Very near to the beach, M i n i m u m t h r e e m o n t h supermarket, restaurants and contract. €500 per month. bus-stop. Private sale. Tel. 922 669 652 149 30 15 75, e-mail: mesa3@ telefonica.nice

Property for sale

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 Los Cristianos – Apartment with sea view. Panoramic view, 1 bedroom, living room, kitchen, bathroom, large balcony, garage, new swimming pool: €107.000. 2 bedrooms: €120.000. No agents. Tel. 922 752 759 or 608 425 426

 For sale: ​​Bungalow / Mobile home, living area 40m2, 80m2 garden with conser vator y, living room / American kitchen, guest room, bedroom, 2 bathrooms, all new fur nishing. Land rental monthly € 250. Email:  3 bedroom apartment biggiportmann@gmx.de or in Vista Hermosa complex, Phone 0034 652291605 Los Cristianos, fully furnished, 2 bathrooms, €900 per month  For sale Playa San Juan includes bills, first and last nice 2 bed appartment near months rent plus one months plaza, 75000 € tel 922 710675 damage deposit, E-mail baytreejohn@aol.com or call  Los Crisitianos, cen07518 035960 tral apartments, 1 and 2  Playa Américas, studio bedrooms, furnished, 649 for rent, fully furnished and 142 612 equipped, central location, quiet area, close to beach, no  Apartment Tabaiba finder’s fees, 430 euros per Alta for sale, only five mins month, bills included, call 620 away from the German school, roughly 102ms, 3 bedrooms, 230 871 / 922 751113 2 bathroom, kitchen, living  Los Cristianos – Nice room, utility room, garden apartment near the beach, 1 big terrace. Spectacular views bedroom, living room, kitchen, of the sea and mountain, big large balcony, sun all day, garage with 2 spaces, 2 closed sea view, no traffic. €500 a month. Tel. 922 752 759 or store rooms, price 180.000 euros, mob. 686 798 367, email 608 425 426 eoptenerife@gmail.com

Property wanted

Chalet on Camp Site Guía de Isora

 For Sale! Favourable living in the sun. Staying at the most beautiful campingplace of Tenerife.

Nice view at the sea and La Gomera . A Caravan (Weippert) with compact wooden front str ucture. (Aluminium windows and doors). Total 40 sqm. Full quipped with TV, washingmachine and so on. p.jaegertf@gmail.com or Tel. 922 85 06 85

VILLA FOR SALE Situated in the Real Golf Club Tenerife, in Tacoronte.

243 m2, Garage for two cars.

Hall with a little toilet, dining room, living room, 2 bedrooms with 2 complete bathrooms, dress room, kitchen, service bedroom with bathroom, and terrace around the villa. The garden: 750 m2.

Information Tel. +34 659 928 805 Canary Country house El Salto - Granadilla

325sqm, 15 rooms, indoor pool, car port, extra wooden house (22sqm) in the garden, patio with bar, billiards, TV, washhouse with machine and dryer, 440sqm grounds, perfect for private club or small pension. www.draguito-teneriffa.de Tel. (0034) 609 504 380

Residencial

La Duquesa Playa Fañabé

Bungalow Golf del Sur (Fairways-Village)

Tel. 629 244 958

88m2 built and fully renovated.

190m2 garden with 9m2 Porch.

2 bedrooms. 2 bathrooms, one of them on suite.

Open kitchen, living room and dinning room attached. Private pool and community pool.

Community €110, includes a gardener who takes care of the garden entrance to the house Price: €205.000

Great Opportunity San Eugenio Apartment 1 double bedroom, 55 m2, furnished large terrace with sea views.

Community pool, bar, 24 hour reception, security, supermarket...

Price 69.000 euros.

Tel: 629 244 958

Smallholding: 3,000m2 with 350m2 property In Playa de La Tejita (El Médano).

With permission to construct a further 20 per cent, practically on the beach front of the Playa de La Tejita (El Médano).

Unique opportunity in Tenerife. Price was €250,000, now €170,000 due to transfer.

Tel: 629 244 958

3 Bedroom, 2 Bathroom, front and back garden, community pool. €455,000

Wooden house for sale in Arafo (La Hidalga) Terrain 1520m, 2 floors, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms (one with bath and one with shower), kitchen, living room, upper parquet floor with tiles, quiet location with fabulous sea-Mountain views. Good connection south motorway.

Negotiable price. 180.000€

Tel. 922 514 156

Opportunity in Playa de Las Américas

Apartment, 55m2, one bed, American kitchen, terrace. Excellent location, 2 minutes from the beach. Community pool, excellent investment opportunity.

Price: €85,000 Tel: 629 244 958

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El Camisón 247.56m2, very quiet, close to the park and Hospiten, triplex and private garage with electric doors.

Three bedroom with three complete bathrooms. Independent kitchen, dining room with air conditioning, terrace with awning and BBQ. Independent water tank (750 litres).

New electrical system.

Own satellite system and community TV.

€725,000 (Negotiable)

Apartment, 60m2, one bed, furnished with terrace 8m2, views over the pool and La Gomera.

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Quiet neighbourhood, near to commercial centres, Playa Fañabé , safe, communal zones.

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Urb. Oasis Dakota, Playa Fañabé 3 bed semi detached, toilet, complete bathroom, separate kitchen, totally equipped, furnished, 35m2 terrace, secure access to pool, infant park, good views, beside commercial centres, 800m from Playa Fañabé, community fees 30€/month,

165,000 € · Tel 629 244958 Beach front apartment in Los Cristianos

Villa and Guesthouse.

Pool, Sauna Whirpool, Tenniscourt, Bodega, Garage, Watertank.

Nice view to the sea and Teide, 8,500 sqm. P.o.r. p.jaegertf@gmail.com or Tel. 922 850 685

Apartment / Hotel Rural in Candelaria (Tenerife)

Property 8000 m2. Fantastic panoramic sea and mountain views. House with 5 aparts., 2 bungalows and 1 wooden cottage furnished (Total: 26 beds, 13 rooms and 9 bathrooms), 1 restaurant in a natural cave, 2 garages, 1 laundry room, storage room, two rater tanks, one botanical garden, one heated pool, etc. Tel. 649 152 811 or fincalapaz@hotmail.com

Community pool.

Community monthly fee, €49. Excellent investment.

Price €75,000.

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4/5 bedrooms / office • Lounge Integrated kitchen / dining room Matured gardens and orchard Carport for 2 cars • Swimming pool

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“Mobile home” in prime position.

Camping Nauta

Long term rental.

Luxury furnished 2 bed. 1 bath.

Quiet complex. €600 a month plus bills.

Contact: Margarita 630 591 346

Purpose built 2008. Double gazed. Large Approx 65m2. 2 big bedrooms. Fully tiled bathroom.

Fitted kitchen. Spacious Loung dinner. All electric. Laminate floors. Air con. Garden. Car parking. Use of all site facilities. €36.000 Phone: 693 760 769

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Apartments 58m2, 1 double bedroom.

Renovated and furnished, living/dining room.

Land 400 m 2, built 230 m 2, three bed, two bath, barbecue and wood burning stove, pool, garage for two cars, patio with planters, kitchen with pantry, fireplace, wood fitted ceilings, fitted wardrobes. €398,000.

American kitchen and large terrace.

Price €56,000

Contact José Guadalupe Mobile 676 399 652 josejguadalupe@gmail.com

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Apartment, 55m2, one bed, American kitchen, terrace. Excellent location, 2 minutes from the beach. Community pool, excellent investment opportunity.

Price: €85,000 Tel: 629 244 958

Duplex Villa in San Eugenio, 4 bedrooms 3 bathrooms, independent kitchen 40m2, garden, sea views, heated community pool, close to shopping centers, a real bargain at 255,000€ for very quick sale.

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:: ISLAND CONNECTIONS

Home Improvements ::

Make an entrance!

What is the first thing that anyone notices when visiting your home?

As visitors approach your house for the first time it is your home’s entrance that gives them the very first impression of your abode.

simple means of making the best of what is often the most neglected area of the house.

Initially, it will be the area surrounding your front door, then the door itself and, upon being invited in, the hall or entranceway; so it makes sense to ensure that this area is as welcoming as possible.

Stand back a hundred paces from your front door - what do you see? Is the area covered in weeds, does the door look worn and old and is the hall a disaster area littered with the detritus of everyday living? Or maybe everything is so perfect it gives off a clinical feel that makes people wonder if they should sully the door by knocking on it!

The ultimate solution is probably somewhere in between: whilst it’s good to keep everything clean and in place, it is definitely more welcoming for an entranceway to have a little character about it.

Either which way, there are plenty of economic and

Make the area leading up to your door as attractive as possible. De-clutter if necessary, tidy up existing plants, and maybe invest in a few pot plants if you don’t already have any – foliage gives an instance country feel to any home, no matter where or what type it is.

Then take a look at the door: now is the time to give it a lick of varnish or paint if it needs it. If painting, don’t feel your door has to be in muted colours – bright shades can have a superb impact, especially if all is dull around you, and will immediately draw visitors in.

You could also make it more interesting by adding a door knocker – either in a traditional design or a thoroughly modern version.

A splash of colour can make even the most old fashioned door look inviting

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cess from the doorway to the interior: you don’t want guests (or family members for that matter) tripping over shoes, toys, boxes and the cat just to make it indoors.

Surprisingly, many people never consider the storage possibilities of even the narrowest of hallways and too often the entryway is where everyone in the family dumps their belongings when they come home.

However, there are many options for making the space orderly, functional and attractive. For instance, if you have room, a bench storage system can work well: it provides space and also gives you somewhere to sit when changing shoes or even waiting around for the slower members of the family to get ready to go out!

A chest of drawers can also be useful: you can always mark each drawer with each family member’s name to encourage them to tidy up. Book shelves also often fit well in this area, but if you are stuck for space there are some wonderful tall, thin cupboards and shoe holders on

the market which are perfect for making the most of limited spaces, especially the ceilinghigh ones that provide endless storage.

Decorative baskets are both practical and pretty, and this is also a good place to put a message board for reminders - everyone passes through the entrance hall several times a day - you just have to The walls get everyone into the habit of Once you have the bigger looking at it! A shoe tray for pieces of furniture in place all those dirty shoes is also a you will know exactly what handy addition. wall space you are left with.

The lighting Maybe a shelving unit would fit where floor-standing cupA large mirror can make boards would not, or you could always consider a se- a huge difference - many a hallway suffers from lack of ries of hooks.

Mounted on the inside of the door they are perfect for coats and bags and you could even have separate areas of hooks for different purposes.

You can even make your own: an old picture frame, painted to contrast with the walls, with a patterned interior section and fitted with hooks can be really effective for hanging keys, or a shelf and hook combination for each person can also be useful. Rounded hooks or painted door knobs placed at children’s height are great – as long as you make sure they are a nice safe shape to avoid accidents.

light and the mirror will not only brighten the area up, it will also make it seem significantly bigger. Fitting a shelf unit under it can look very attractive, and if your door or hallway foyer has a window try to keep it as clear as possible to take advantage of all natural light.

You could also install a motion-detecting night light to avoid fumbling around in the dark for the light switch (knocking about all your carefully made changes in the process).

Placing a live plant or fresh floral arrangement can really set the area off and will lift your mood as soon as you walk in.

Your hallway is your first contact with your home every single time you enter – make it somewhere that says to you, ‘Yes! I’m home’.

Floor to ceiling shelving is a great storage solution

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UK taxman targets rental income

By Paul Montague, Partner, Blevins Franks

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s tax authorities everywhere look to increase tax revenue, rental income is coming under closer scrutiny.

If you own and rent out property, whether in Tenerife, the UK or elsewhere, you need to be sure that you are paying tax correctly.

It is quite easy to make mistakes, especially if the property is located in one country and you are resident in another.

In the UK, HM Revenue & Customs (HMRC) has launched a ‘Let Property Campaign’ to encourage landlords to regularise their position, whether they have made genuine errors or deliberately not declared income. It is open to UK resident landlords

and covers holiday lettings, including properties owned abroad in countries like Spain. A press release from HMRC warned, “For those who fail to come forward, higher penalties - or even criminal prosecution - could follow.”

With increasing exchange of information between countries, you can expect the UK authorities to find out about Spanish property and vice versa. Where necessary, the UK and Spanish tax authorities can help each other collect tax.

What are your tax obligations if you are a UK resident owning property in Spain?

If you own property in Tenerife but are a UK resident, you need to comply with both the UK and Spanish regulations.

As a UK taxpayer, you need to declare the rent on your annual UK tax return. Expenses can be deducted.

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keys

Any gains on sale need to be declared and taxed in the UK. Overseas property must also be declared as part of your estate for UK inheritance tax purposes.

Here in Spain, rental income from the property owned by nonresidents is taxed at 24.75 per cent

(on net income after allowable expenses for EU residents).

If the property is unlet, a notional income is deemed to arise and tax due.

When you sell the property you will pay tax on the capital gain at rates of between 21 per

cent and 27 per cent.

The net equity value of the property is currently liable to wealth tax if valued at over €700,000 for individuals and €1,400,000 for couples (owning in joint names). A mortgage can reduce its taxable value.

The property will be subject to succession tax, which can be expensive for non-residents.

Spain and the UK apply their own tax rules so the taxable amount is different in each country.

You do not however have to pay tax twice. You can offset the Spanish tax paid against the UK liability to avoid double taxation.

If the UK tax is higher, further tax will be due in the UK. You will have similar tax considerations if you are resident in Spain and own UK property.

Getting tax planning right when it involves two countries is complicated. Seek professional advice from an adviser who specialises

in both Spanish and UK taxation and how the two interact.

The tax rates, scope and reliefs may change. Any statements concerning taxation are based upon our understanding of current taxation laws and practices which are subject to change.

Tax information has been summarised; an individual should take personalised advice.

To keep in touch with the latest developments in the offshore world, check out the latest news on our website www.blevinsfranks.com You may also contact our partner Paul Montague on Tel: 922 716 079 or Email: paul.montague@blevinsfranks.com

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El Cedro Clinic

:: ISLAND CONNECTIONS

Dr. Caliz El Cedro clinic 9am to 1pm and 3pm to 7pm, Monday to Friday, except Wednesdays.

Face the future

nfo@dramargaritacaliz.com El Cedro: 922 781 625 C/ Tinerfe El Grande, 21 (opposite the Post Office)

Who doesn’t want to feel fresh-faced and confident?

Black heads and white fat lumps gather under the skin as pollutants

The first step is a close inspection

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very day living can take its toll: pollutants and stress can have untold impact on our looks and health, and it’s our faces that usually suffer the most.

There are many aesthetic treatments available and one in particular – microdermabrasion - is becoming increasingly popular. It is non-surgical, non invasive, takes just over an hour, isn’t painful, has no known side effects and you can walk out of the treatment centre and get straight on with your life.

Microdermabrasion is a powerful mechanical exfoliating treatment that leaves your face feeling soft, clean and fresh.

Not to mention looking a little younger. It is one of the easiest and most effective anti-aging treatments you can indulge in.

It can help soften fine lines and wrinkles, decrease the appearance of scarring, smooth coarse skin and reduce age spots. So far, so good!

We were invited to sit in on one of the treatments at the El Cedro Clinic in Adeje to see if it was really as good as it sounds and, intrigued, one fine afternoon we were privileged to watch Dr. Margarita Caliz in action.

The treatment As we arrive at the clinic and are passed into Dr. Caliz’s hands she does everything she can to make her client feel comfort-

able. She has such a winning smile and friendly and open manner that I see Dave immediately relax. Yes, the client is a man – not that unusual at all, says Dr. Caliz – she has many male clients and is genuinely pleased by their wish to make the best of themselves. Dave is asked to take a seat on the treatment couch and whilst Dr. Caliz talks us through the procedure she carefully examines his face.

She explains that her Microdermabrasion machine uses the newer diamond-tip technology which is even gentler than the original crystal treatment. It works by removing the uppermost layer of dead skin cells from the face. This not only provides a deep clean but also makes it easier for hightech skin care products to penetrate into the deeper layers of the skin.

The machine consists of a hand held wand which is passed over the skin. Using vacuum technology, as the wand’s diamond tip exfoliates; the dead skin and impurities are sucked up into the tube. Dave happily admits that he has neglected his face. He does have many blackheads and some sun damage, but Dr Caliz is reassuring and kind as she gives his face a thorough cleansing before beginning.

Then she starts passing the tip of the wand over every area of the face, slowly and meticulously, constantly checking that

Dave isn’t feeling any discomfort. Far from uncomfortable, Dave compares it to the light rasping of a cat’s tongue and though he can feel the vacuum action he says it is actually quite relaxing.

Once the whole of the face has been covered Dr. Caliz then begins taking out blackheads and other impurities by hand, very carefully, and Dave is loving it – he says it’s like being groomed!

Once again the wand is passed over any trouble areas and throughout the whole process relaxing music plays in the background and Dr. Caliz’s gentle voice continues to put everyone at ease as she tells us a little about herself.

She came to Tenerife three years ago from Venezuela. It was there she first qualified, over 25 years ago, in general Medicine and surgery. She later became interested in nutrition and took a Masters in the subject, before completing a further Masters in Aesthetic Medicine. Over the years she had her own television and radio slots, a large and successful practice and was renowned throughout the country and further afield.

After arriving in Spain she spent time at the Rey Juan Carlos University in Madrid, studying for her next Masters in Aesthetic Medicine, before starting up on her own here in Tenerife.

She quite evidently enjoys her

job saying she, “loves to see the smiles on her clients’ faces when they first look in the mirror.”

Throughout, Dr. Caliz continues to work on Dave’s face gently and methodically. She usually recommends that people have the treatment once every six months, though those that live in cities may need it more often.

Once the actual cleaning process is finished she applies an anti-oxidant followed by a serum that contains, amongst other things, plenty of vitamin C. Then a cucumber concentrate is placed on each eye, along with a soothing face mask. Dave looks so relaxed by now that we leave him with a big smile on his face. We return after about 10 minutes and the mask is removed. How does Dave feel we wonder? “Absolutely fantastic”, is his enthusiastic reply. It will be a couple of days before the end results can be fully appreciated, but we can already see the difference.

One of the beauties of this treatment is that there isn’t any recovery time and clients can go straight from the clinic and on with their lives. Not only that, but it is suitable for all skin types – though, obviously, it is important that an experienced and qualified therapist carries out the treatment. Dave is advised to wear factor 50 sun cream for a few days – as the skin will be more sensitive, but apart from that, he is ready to go.

El Cedro Clinic has this particular treatment on offer for the rest of the year at only €100 a session: an absolute bargain. It

The machine gently takes off the layer of dead skin cells

Dr. Caliz patiently takes out purities by hand

could also be worth considering some of the other treatments Dr. Caliz offers, which include deep rehydration, varicose vein treatments, pigmentation and sun damage improvements and personalised nutrition advice.

Dr. Caliz works at the El CeThe treatment finishes with dro clinic 9am to 1pm and 3pm a deliciously cooling and to 7pm, Monday to Friday, exrefreshing mask cept Wednesdays. Email her at: info@dramargaritacaliz.com or contact the El Cedro Clinic directly on: 922 781 625. Alternatively, pop in to see them in Adeje at: C/ Tinerfe El Grande, 21 (opposite the Post Office).

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China town

Goodbye to a legendary duo

By Joseph

China Town in CC Las Carabelas, San Eugenio, is run by Ugo and Mimi who arrived on Tenerife 28 years ago with their children Montse.

The family were originally from Taiwan, where Ugo worked for the Taiwanese military for 16 years and Mimi was in government administration.

Given the political situation with China the family decided that a safer lifestyle was to be had elsewhere. Mimi had family in Puerto de la Cruz which is where they first settled and worked until 1989 when they opened China Town. It was the first Chinese restaurant in Tenerife. For many years, Ugo and Mimi’s only wish was that you arrive as a client and leave as a friend – a wish that came true many times over if the word of many loyal clients and friends is to be believed.

The family became an intrinsic part of the culinary scene on the island, and Ugo also operated two farms where he grew most of his produce using organic production methods, and was a much sought after supplier of bean sprouts. His Ugo Salad is still a must among regulars (it’s not on the menu) and all the sauces are specials from his kitchen.

China Town (which also caters for take away customers) has been a lunch time and evening favourite spot among a vast number of residents, as well as a delightful discovery for visitors.

However, it is time for Ugo to say goodbye. They are both 65 and Ugo has decided it is time to retire from the restaurant and become a pensioner. Mimi will

Archive photograph of Mimi and Ugo with ex-members of staff

help the person who’s taking over, a family member from Shanghai called Wang, who is a qualified sushi chef and knows more than 80 different sushi recipes.

Many of us may think we know a lot about Chinese cooking, that we have tried just about all there is to try in Cantonese cuisine and that it’s all basically served with rice or noodles accompanied by Prawn Crackers; that’s the sum of Chinese food. Right? Wrong!

Firstly China is a huge, vast, enormous country; in fact few of us can actually imagine how big it really is. Now, picture the variety of foods that come from a relatively small country like, for instance, England, and multiply it by the relative size of China, and you are only beginning to grasp the breadth and complexity of Chinese cuisine. It would seem

impossible to sample the best of real Chinese cooking.

For many years China Town has offered one of the best selections of Chinese food in the islands.

They also offer a superb Dim Sum range - a typical Chinese aperitif, often served as a brunch, which is eaten from morning to early afternoon. Eating Dim Sum was my first experience at China Town some five years ago – although I have returned many times since. I have had many memorable meals there, but that first experience was truly unforgettable! I decided to eat Chinese-style and try a selection served with Chinese tea. We opted for the one of the many Dim Sum combinations to sample as many tastes as possible. Some of the small parcels of food were served on a plate, others in a steam basket,

as is common.

As was explained to us, the variety of Dim Sum depends on its region of origin, with those from the North of the country often favoured for their colourful style in presentation, aroma and flavour. Ideal too for the wellbeing conscious, Dim Sum is a healthy and low cholesterol option. We tried Shia Chiao, steamed dumplings stuffed with shrimp and bamboo shoots; Sau Mai, caprices stuffed with pork, shrimp and water chestnut; and Siau Long Pao, parcels of pork and Chinese cabbage, among other delights. As Dim Sum is served in small portions we were able to sample quite a variety and still leave room for the main course.

D e spi te what We s tern Europeans may think, Chinese cooking extends well beyond

beef, pork and duck. Ordering a house special I went for the lamb with ginger and spring onions whilst my companion chose King Prawns with Satay sauce. Both were obviously freshly prepared, the lamb cooked to perfection, tender and succulent, and the prawns were also of the highest quality.

Under the new management of Wang and Mimi, the whole restaurant is to get a makeover and refurbishment, and a complete new look for the restaurant. It will reopen in March 2014 with dishes from China, Thailand, Vietnam and Japan – definitely one for Asian food fans to keep an eye on.

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Hi everyone

hope you’re all well. It’s been known for a long time that wine has restorative and preventative powers for our health when drunk in moderation, but now it’s about to become even more famous, especially to women and especially with Christmas just round the corner.

According to Femail in the Mail Online, red wine contains a “miracle ingredient” that could almost stop ageing and at the very least delay wrinkles, and even greatly improve those already there. This miracle ingredient is called Resveratrol and is an antioxidant found in grapes, and can “reduce wrinkles and halt time”.

Makers of the treatment say there is already a wait-

ing list of more than 3,000 for the 30ml cream and supplement pack, named Prototype, which goes on sale for £39.99 in Boots this month.

Anna Britton, of manufacturers Concept Health Care, said: “It’s the only topical and supplement regime available which targets ageing from the inside and the out, and the results have been outstanding.

“Already we have women, and men, queuing up to order the cream and capsules.” And for the first time in the UK, high doses of the substance have been combined with other vitamins and minerals to create an effective anti-ageing moisturising cream. When used together with resveratrol capsules, the manufacturers claim it can reduce wrinkles in just 28 days.

Resveratrol works by neutralizing or mopping up dangerous oxygen molecules, known as free radicals, that attack cells and are blamed for health problems and ageing.

The cream also contains hyaluronic acid, and has incredible abilities to rehydrate dry skin and promote collagen, a lack of which causes skin to sag or wrinkle with age.

Other ingredients include vitamin B6, which has been shown to speed up healing in skin injuries and burns, and vitamin C, which is essential for collagen synthesis and protection from the sun’s rays.

Vitamin E is also added for its ability to aid cell regeneration.

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Doctor Karen Whittaker wrote to me and said, “Before leaving I talked to a lot of patients about my fears for the dog.

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Allen Brown from Digs for Dogs helped us and Dusty survived the journey well. My husband was on the same plane and said there was a

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Tip of the week.

Following on from last issue, if you stretch a thick elastic band round a litre tin of gloss pint, once you’ve removed the lid, (stretching it on from top to bottom) it’s a great and economical way to remove excess paint from your brush, without a mess, and thus leaving less runs down the wood and spoiling the finish.

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mums. If you have some time spare to volunteer please do visit: there’s so many dogs that would love a walk, brush or even just some attention, as well as the many puppies that need bottle feeds.

December 8 will be a fun day at the refuge, even ‘Santa’ has promised to be there. There is still time for children aged

three to 18 to take part in our Talent Competition on the day.

Fabulous Prizes include hotel accommodation in Barcelona or Madrid, Tickets for Loro and Siam Parques, and much more.

Call: 922 778630 for enquiries or to donate towels or blankets etc; see our Aktion Tier Accion Facebook page; or call into the refuge at the Poligono Industrial

Tierra Blanca refuge / Nobody’s Poodle Isabel Maria Peraza, Vet at the Tierra Blanca refuge in Fasnia, had the tricky task of choosing the six winners of the Nobody’s Poodle Halloween photo competition from the scores of wonderful pictures submitted. The winners are

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Dear Dr. De La Flor Dear Dr De La Flor,

Dear Tony, Recently we celebrated the Feast of Francis of Assisi. He perceived all creatures as stamped with God’s image and as stepping stones to Him. Every creature, every earthly experience - sun, moon, wind, air, water, fire, earth, animal, plant, a human relation - was a window to God. Likewise, ‘a window to health’ should entail a mixture of many of those elements, mixed with our individual desire to improve, to deal with pain and suffering in a positive manner, and to fight till the end, knowing that pain is an ally, a teacher of meaning and a master of disguise.

A patient told me recently that in her opinion the world was getting into a darker and darker place. I think

For the next two weeks, let’s spend a few minutes pondering about the one thing that keeps us in love with what we do. This one patient taught me an enduring lesson and I’ll be forever grateful for it.

it’s quite the opposite. Sure there’s plenty of superficiality and nonsense out there, but if you obser ve individuals closely, you’ll soon realise that there’s plenty of astonishing individuals. Most of them live a silent life with heroic attitudes and inspiring daily performances - at the kitchen, at the bar, at the hotel, at the bus, at home, on the fields, at the gym, at the grocery store, at the lawyer’s office, at the public library, at the hospital.

“Remember that when you leave this earth, you can take with you nothing that you have received, only what you have given.” St Francis of Assisi

Coaching Corner

By Dr. De La Flor

Recently, I visited a patient with a painful, limiting, chronic condition. Before leaving her home, I bowed my head, kissed her hand with reverence and asked her a question with admiration, “How do you manage to always have an uplifting mood?”

She told me that through the ebbs and flows of her condition, through the ups and downs of the week, there was also a true magical pill that uplifts her. She told me that she “pray-sings” one of Aretha Franklin’s magical hits.

I asked her which one?

Health news >

Tenerife hospitals

Hypochondria action urged D

octors at one of the two big hospitals in Tenerife have called for action to be taken to curb the growing number of hypochondriacs who take up the precious time of GPs and even specialists.

Studies conducted by the Psychiatry Unit of the Candelaria Hospital show that up to five per cent of visits to doctors’ surgery are associated with hypochondria and the

“The moment I wake up, before I put on my make-up I say a little prayer …While combing my hair … and wondering what dress to wear I say a little prayer.

I run for the bus, … while riding I think of us, dear, I say a little prayer for you. At work I just take time and all through my coffee break-time, I say a little prayer for you.”

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My wife has gotten more and more negative.

She thinks that everything is dull, especially secondary to her work-related experiences.

Sincerely, Tony

figure might increase further if attention is not focused adequately on the problem.

According to the doctors who carried out the studies, most cases are detected by GPs but many are mistakenly diagnosed and referred to a higher level.

GPs are advised to conduct a thorough medical examination to gain an objective overview of the patient’s health if they suspect that hypochondria is present. “The key with these

patients is to show empathy but also make them aware that they are interpreting their ‘symptoms’ wrongly” recommend the experts, who calculate 20-30 years of age as the period when the condition first begins to manifest itself.

If not treated properly, early hypochondria can become neurotic and lead the sufferer to demand constant medical attention, putting a strain on resources.

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I whisper to you, “I Say a Little Prayer” for you and for me; and for the little boy at the hospital and the one in the park, for the unemployed and the person expanding their business, for the one in mourning and the one enjoying life, for the one crying and the one smiling, for the one absentminded and the one preoccupied, for the one using his power and the one abusing it, for the one I sent today to chemotherapy sessions and the one I call with a pristine annual checkup result…

“Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul. It is daily admission of one’s weakness. It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart.” M. Gandhi I officially welcome all the ‘swallows’ and holidaymakers arriving from all over Europe. I’m truly excited, since every year I get to meet impressive individuals with plenty of life experiences, big hearts and plenty of wise and wit to share. Let’s fill the winter with affection, faith and hope.

Talk to you in a couple weeks.

Dr. De La Flor, licensed G.P. (6089) holds certificates in coaching, nutrition and medical exercise from U.C. Berkeley and the American Council on Exercise (ACE). His medical approach is highly influenced by Positive Psychology; an empowering, encompassing way of approaching patients through the study of their strengths and virtues to enable them to thrive and lead fulfilling lives, accept the past, find happiness in the present, and hope for the future. Call him today at 00-34-697.888.666 or email him to register.

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SEAT

Locomotion for the Ecomotive

SEAT recently opened the order books on the most extreme production Leon ever - in the environmental efficiency sense that is.

The third-generation Ecomotive is, with a CO2 rating of just 87 g/km, the most CO2averse conventionally-powered car that SEAT has ever produced.

The CO2 emissions figure is a full 12 g/km lower than that of the outgoing model, despite being more powerful. This is accomplished most notably via a 90 kg weight reduction and a 10 per cent improvement in aerodynamic efficiency.

Available in all three body styles (the three-door SC, a five-door and the ST), the Ecomotive was launched at the Frankfurt Motor Show alongside the new Leon ST estate.

Its power comes from a 1.6litre TDI diesel engine, mated

to a six-speed manual gearbox: the transmission is the fundamental difference between the Leon Ecomotive and the standard Leon 1.6 TDI, itself emiting a very modest 99 g/km, which is equipped with a fivespeed manual gearbox.

Some of the other changes over that standard Leon include a higher engine output, up from 105 PS to 110 PS, low rolling resistance tyres and a suspension lowered by 15 mm.

As with all Leons, the Ecomotive comes with Energy Recovery and Start/Stop systems as standard, as well as with 16-inch alloy wheels, cruise control, a leather steering wheel and gear knob, air conditioning, electric windows,

Bluetooth hands-free phone system, SEAT develops and manufactures cars at its headquarters in Barcelona, employing 14,000 professionals at its three production centres in the area.

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The work of the H2Mobility project to secure the opportunities and benefits of hydrogen fuelled transport is showcased in a new website.

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Every issue we are listing the service stations with the cheapest litre of 95 octane in the main Tenerife zones. For more information you can visit the website of the Ministry for Industry, Commerce and Tourism.

Adeje

Station

Price (95 octane)

€ 1.000

Tgas Hipertrébol

Arona

Tgas, Ctra San Lorenzo - Las Galletas Km 11 € 1.031 Pcan, Ctra San Isidro– Chimiche, Km 4

€ 1.021

Guía de Isora

Cepsa, C/Gral km 96

€ 1.063

Makro, Pol. Ind. Los Majuelos

€ 0.983

Shell, Ctra Gral. Puerto –Las Arenas

€ 1.052

Est. San Miguel. Ctra del Sur, Km 64.9

€ 1.038

Shell, Ctra Los Majuelos – Sobradillo

€ 0.983

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Topranked protection

International safety body Euro NCAP recently released data on AEB crash tests, collected from approved test centres around Europe. Half of the checks were carried out by Thatcham, the British motor insurers’ automotive research facility.

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Euro NCAP

Coveted 5-star safety ratings may soon be awarded only to those cars that can avoid or reduce the impact of a crash, as Autonomous Emergency Braking (AEB) marks the way forward for future road safety, according to Thatcham Research.

Science in action

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Designed as an accessible source of upto-date information and news, the website is the latest step in the consortium’s aim of identifying the best environmental and commercial advantages of hydrogen as a low carbon fuel for road transport.

The consortium has brought together industry leaders and Government departments to assess benefits and its initial research has already identified the potential for millions of

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hydrogen powered vehicles to be on the roads by 2030.

The project covers a wide spectrum of issues, from fuel production, supply and distribution, to the development of a practical national fuel infrastructure. It has also explored environmental impact and the level of investment required to make hydrogen a viable alternative to fossil fuels.

The website provides an overview of all aspects of the project, including explanations of hydrogen fuel and refuelling stations, together with the principles of fuel cell electric vehicles (FCEVs) and the contribution they can make to future low carbon transport. See: www.ukh2mobility.co.uk for a glimpse into a hopeful future.

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Thatcham has carried out hundreds of Autonomous Emergency Braking (AEB) systems tests on a wide range of new vehicles over the last few years, and have been so successful that the Thatcham led test will be incorporated into the Euro NCAP overall vehicle safety standard in 2014.

Peter Shaw, chief executive of Thatcham Research said: “The evidence from our testing is undeniable, and combined with a growing body of real world research and evidence we firmly believe that AEB and other ADAS (Advanced Driver Assist Systems) have a critical role to play in avoiding both common low-speed bumps that can cause injuries such as whiplash, and mitigating injuries and fatalities from medium-speed crashes.”

Volkswagen

Epic rally win

Volkswagen has won the manufacturers’ title in the FIA World Rally Championship (WRC) with an outstanding one-two victory at the Rally Spain.

French duo Sébastien Ogier/Julien Ingrassia claimed the Drivers’ and Co-Drivers’ several weeks ago at the Rally France, going on to score an impressive win – their eighth this season – ahead of team-mates Jari-Matti Latvala/Miikka Anttila (FIN/FIN) at the Rally de España. As a result, Volkswagen already had an unassailable lead in the Manufacturers’ Championship with one round still to go. Winning three titles in its debut year with the Polo R WRC is probably Volkswagen’s greatest motorsport achievement to date.

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First trip for this edition was the Bar 180 B V Target B match in Golf Del Sur and what a cracking match it turned out to be.

With the home team losing the first 3 matches it wasn’t looking good, then up stepped Colin (180b) against Steve (Target B) for, to be honest, probably the match of the night. Both players being in excellent form and some great high scoring made the game a pleasure to watch, and Colin was victorious bringing the overall score to 3 – 1 to the Target crew. The first doubles

match was also excellent. Steve/ Dan beat Liam/Colin 2 – 0 so Ian/ Jamie faced George/Paul next for another Target B win. The trebles match also went the way of the Target Team, with a final score of 10 – 1 to the Target B boys, though to be candid the score did not reflect the excellent darts played on the night by both teams.

Well done and thank you for the fantastic hospitality.

-1 and Jimmy/Pablo won a close game 2 -1 against Eric/Jean which meant the match was in the bag for the Chipeque team, the Trebles match also went the way of the home team resulting in a 9 – 2 win for Chipeque Pool Bar. Despite the pouring rain the sun shone on Chipeque. Many thanks to Andy/Elayn behind the bar for your hard work and the buffet.

Second visit was the Chipeque Pool Bar V Legends A match in Los Cristianos, with John/ Debbie winning the first two singles matches for the home team and Linda/Jean winning the second two matches, with some good steady darts for the away team bringing the score to 2 – 2, it was onto the doubles games: John/Debbie beat Avril/Linda 2

Thank you to all the league teams, keep up the good work and don’t forget to send in team pictures so that we can include them in this article at a later date.

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Tenerife Pool Super League [ as at November 5 ]

Powered by 365 CONNECTIONS together with EXPRESS BAR DELIVERIES / www.tenerifepoolleague.com Chipeque and Scruffy Macs having plenty of fun

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A warm welcome awaited the travelling Team Chipeque in San Blas as Scruffy Macs looked to strengthen their league position and for Chi-

peque to avenge the previous encounter. First off and Chipeque Paul gave James a game but was no match as Scruffy Macs finally took the first honours; the same pattern emerged and at the doubles stage Scruffy Macs found themselves 4-0 ahead.

Division 2 Standings

Division 1 Standings 1 Bar Tasca A 2 Legends A 3 Clouseaus Diamonds 4 Hoops 5 Summerland Elite 6 Trap Door 7 Bar 180 A 8 Vivo 9 Dos Hermanos 10 Sloops 11 Leones B 12 Legendary Jokers 13 Target Old Timers 14 Britannia Inn 15 Penalty Sharks 16 Scruffys 17 Bar 180 C 18 Fosters

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The first doubles game made the score 5-0 and team Chipeque redeemed some pride in a truly memorable match with some great match play from all players, making it 5-1. All too soon

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it came to the final game.

Step up Caviar Martin, who had already caused the pre match debate; did he lose, sell or was he never given the famous Scruffy Mac team shirt? He made no mistakes

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sport News

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News >>

By George Reed

Costa Adeje

The horse was shaken but not injured by the assault, and the judge said to the culprit 45-year-old Barry Rogerson, “On this occasion you drank far more liquor than you should have”.

Credit Jim Accordino

The boxer who Ko’d a horse I n a Newcastle court a few weeks ago, a supporter of Newcastle United was sentenced to one year in jail for punching a police horse on the nose with a ferocious right hook after he joined rampaging hooligans, when United had lost 3-0 to Sunderland last April.

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Roberto Duran

It reminded me of the tale of the great fighter Roberto Duran, who, in the early part of his career, not only punched a horse but laid it out on the floor. The punch apparently was also a right hook like the one thrown by the football fan, and it also was said that Duran had drunk one too many whiskies, but there the similarities end.

Duran was only 18-years-old when the horse incident happened, but he was already undefeated in 15 professional fights, when a cross-town rivalry was set up with Ernesto Marcel, the one fellow-prospect who had the tools to compete with the young terror. The fight took place in Panama in November 1969 and after Duran had knocked out Marcel in the 8th round a victory celebration was held in his mother’s hometown, Guarare, where family and friends joined in the revelry. The story goes that Duran was getting drunk on whisky when someone said to him “I’ll bet you 50 dollars you can’t knock-out that horse over there”. Duran thought to himself, “Where am I going to hit him?” An uncle whispered, “Hit him behind the ear”. So Duran walked over and hit the horse behind the ear, and the horse collapsed and Duran broke a finger.

Life and legend were already becoming intertwined. In the early days Duran’s nickname was ‘La Dentista’ because of his habit of pushing opponent’s teeth into their mouthpiece, but for most of his career he was named ‘Manos de Piedra’ – ‘Hands of Stone’. He became a great champion when he unified the lightweight division becoming the undisputed champion in 1978. He was such a destructive fighter that most of his opponents were stopped in the early rounds, and the few that went any distance couldn’t stand up to his determination and durability.

Eventually Duran had trouble with his weight, moved up to welterweight and was soon on course for a title shot at the WBC champion ‘Sugar’ Ray Leonard. It was the fight that all boxing fans wanted between two great boxers whose styles were poles apart. Duran had won 69 professional fights, 55 by knockouts, but his punches had not been as devastating against welterweight fighters, so few gave him much hope against the brilliant boxing style of Leonard, but Duran cramped Leonard’s style and won a unanimous points decision. After Duran lost to Leonard in the ‘no mas’ fight in their return bout, to retrieve his reputation, he moved up another weight and took the WBA crown from Davey Moore by a K.O. in the 8th Round. Over the next few years he fought some of the greatest middleweights in the world the likes of ‘Marvelous’ Marvin Hagler and Thomas Hearns, eventually winning a fourth world crown, and then a fifth world title belt. Many believe him to be the greatest boxer of all-time.

On one of Ricky Hatton’s many visits to Tenerife I asked him who was his favourite fighter and without hesitation he replied, Roberto Duran.

Duran is the only man in history to have fought in five different decades.

Finally hanging his gloves up in 2001 after suffering several broken ribs and a collapsed lung in a car crash. But he will always be ‘Manos de Piedra’ to his people. The ‘Hands of Stone’ that once knocked out a horse!

Environmentalists and neighbours in the area of Ajabo’s new shooting facility are trying to get the range closed down by the courts.

The association Friends in defence of Ajabo are pressing claims that there were irregularities in the construction and opening of the shooting range.

They allege that the facility was built before it got a building licence and that it could therefore be considered illegal and that such a resource should only legally be built where it is apt – something they claim is not the case given the abruptness of the terrain and the difficulties in retrieving shotgun cases, pellets etc. They claim the pellets will cause problems with lead poisoning of the ground and that the siting of the camp poses a real danger to passersby. They believe that the correct

In the cross hairs

authorities were not approached for the appropriate permissions to open and have asked Adeje council

to clarify all the ins and outs of why the range was given permission to open.

Canarian wrestlers

Korean adventure A team of top Canarian wrestlers is currently on the other side of the world taking part in a big international competition.

The squad, drawn from the clubs that take part in the popular regional ‘lucha canaria’ league, is one of the main attractions in this year’s Ssireum World Championships being held in Korea from November 8-19.

Although the traditional Korean form of wrestling is not practised here, there are many similarities with the Canarian version and the local wrestlers have spent the last few weeks training hard to adapt to the rules of the Asian style. One of the squad, Elieser Gutiérrez, is looking forward to repeating his success last year, when he defeated several

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household names from Korea to make the finals of his weight division. The wrestling links between the Canaries and Korea go back

UD Las Palmas

“Chairmen war”escalates The spectacular surge up the Division table by Las Palmas in recent weeks has seen the Gran Canaria side move into the promotion play-off spots but has been accompanied by more damaging off-the-field bickering between the current chairman and his predecessor.

Former chairman Manuel García Navarro, who still holds a big stake in Las Palmas, continues to haunt

the club, this time with legal action to annul decisions taken in a crucial shareholders meeting several years ago. García Navarro alleges he is owed a considerable sum of money by the club and is waging an all-out war to recoup the debt. However, his

many years and have intensified of late, with regular challenge matches organised between the two.

tactics have sparked a furious row with current chairman Miguel Angel Ramírez, who upped the level of their mutual animosity with a direct accusation that his predecessor siphoned off transfer fees during his time in charge. “He is an unsavoury character who has launched a crusade against us. He can hardly talk about ethics when he left the club with a €72 million debt and in Division 2B. He should explain to the fans why he pocketed the money from the transfers of Momo and Rubén Castro to Deportivo La Coruña in 2004,” said Ramírez.

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Alaves 2 CD Tenerife 2 The players travelled to the Basque country in a daze after hearing the news of the sudden death of CD Tenerife director Ricardo Sivero, 41. His body was found with a single gun shot to the head at his house in Santa Cruz the night before.

The team dedicated the game to the memory of the director but the first half proved difficult and the home team soared into a 2-0 lead. Borja Viguera opened the scoring for Alaves on six minutes after his shot was wickedly deflected into the goal and on 21 minutes the Basques were 2-0 up.

At break time the more creative Cristo Martin replaced Oscar Rico and soon the domination of the match swung towards the visitors. On 55 minutes a goal was pulled back through Ayoze Perez again as he slid in to stab home at the far post following a corner. The game went on, Luismi replaced Ricardo and later on manager Cervera sacrificed defender Camera for attacking midfielder Chechu. Despite all the Tenerife pressure it looked as if all three points would end up in the Basque country but in the

Credit: Gary Hill

Over the years there have been several false starts regarding promising youngsters coming through the ranks at CD Tenerife, but many agree that we now have a real talent in youngster Ayoze Perez.

Real Madrid are hot on the heels of Ayoze but he has also gained the interest of several clubs and it was reported that the chief scouts of Arsenal FC and Swansea were in the Heliodoro Stadium one match.

He is different, special, and has all the attributes that could take him very far in football.

His real progress however has been shown in the past couple of months and his five goals, along with various ‘assists’, have kick started the blanquiazules campaign. In fact CD Tenerife is the on-form team in the league with 10 points won from the last 12 available.

Ayoze is something special

very last minute Luismi Loro was upended in the box and the referee had no hesitation in pointing to the spot. Loro coolly leveled the game and seconds after the final whistle was blown.

CD Tenerife 2 Eibar 0 With all the pre-match talk centering around Ayoze Perez the pressure was on the lad to deliver and boy did he do so! It has been overlooked slightly but the team can now boast many home grown players with no less than six of this match’s team born on the Island. Roberto was preferred in goal once again and versatile Aitor Sanz filled in the gap left by an early injury to centre half Bruno. Dogged midfielder Iñigo Ros played a stormer, even managing to chip in with a goal.

As the rumoured ranks of talent scouts sharpened their pencils in the main stand Ayoze Perez began to shine. The Eibar keeper, Irueta, was in fine early form and he saved well from Ayoze and minutes later from Suso. Eibar were no match for the blanquiazules who now have the confidence with them.

The visitors did have a goal disallowed from a corner midway through the first half but apart from that they hardly threatened.

The breakthrough was made by Tenerife on 40 minutes through Iñigo Ros after a great near post cross by Ayoze Perez. But the best was yet to come: on the hour mark a quick break

by Cristo Martin found Ayoze

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Perez on the left. After a sprint down the wing and a cut inside the youngster hit a sublime swerving shot into the top right hand corner of the net. What a goal! It has been quite a while since we last saw a goal of that quality in the stadium. Even the talent scouts were on their feet applauding! Manager Cervera later admitted that players of this potential cannot stay at CD Tenerife for very long, the key is how much they can get for a transfer and when to sell.

Eibar did push for a goal in the last quarter of the game but their forays were easily dealt with by an improving Tenerife defence.

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International 2013 tournament success!

A big thanks to everyone involved: those based in Tenerife as well as the many that travelled from the numerous different countries just to be part of our Soccer Experience International 2013 tournament.

In fact, Soccer Experience would like to say a massive thank you to everyone involved in the tournament.

With all the stress and hard times for many at the moment it was great to have a very enjoyable fiesta of football as it allowed young and old to feel as if they were footballers for the weekend!

We were very lucky to have teams fly in from all over the UK to join our Soccer Experience local league teams. Our top ex – pros from both the Nottingham Forest teams were a great addition to the veterans tournament.

Andy Goram, ex Rangers and Scotland Goalkeeper, is still an excellent keeper but more importantly he was just so nice and humble with everyone over the weekend, as was Neil Webb (ex Manchester United and England midfielder). Also ex SPL star Jose Quitongo was making people smile with his tricks on and off the field. Add to this ex Forest stars Craig Armstrong, David

AGENCIA AUTO V E H Í C U L O S E X C L U S I V O S S. L.

Johnson and Jack Lester and we had one very lucky weekend in Tenerife!

Here is the list of honours from the event: The Glasgow Boys came out on top and are the 2013 Main Trophy winners, with Liverpool Victoria being the runners up.

Nottingham Forest Mobsters are the Plate Trophy winners, with the Balti Balti Restaurant coming in as runners up in this section.

Tam of Glasgow Boys gets the Player of the Tournament title whilst Paul of Liverpool and Paddy of Chesterfield were joint winners of the Goalkeeper of the Tournament awards. And last, but not least, the Most Sporting Team of the tournament was the Chesterfield Arms.

Many thanks go to the tournament’s main sponsors Royale International Courier Solutions and also our long time supporters and friends Ivan Rhodes and family from

the Club Olympus facility. And to Amanda’s dance school in Callao Salvaje: everyone was very entertained by the exciting Tenerife Tigers Cheerleaders.

We w i l l p r o v i d e m o r e detailed information about the tournament, as well as photographs, in the next issue and at www.soccerexperience. com.

Our weekly soccer 6s league and cup games continue at our Soccer Experience location in los Cristianos so if you live here or are on holiday and would like to play football then please contact us. Call or text: 0034 654200470 or email: info@ soccerexperience.com. Also, see www.soccerexperience. com or Facebook.com/ SoccerExperience Tenerife.

Tab le positions

Canarian football Clubs Club

League Position

UD Las Palmas Liga Adelante Joint 5th

Points 20

CD Tenerife Liga Adelante Joint 10th 15 CD Marino

Tercera

5th

20

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Horoscopes November 15 -28 2013

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Taurus 21.04. – 20.05.

Try and be a little freer with your praise as someone close to you needs a boost.

Gemini 21.05. – 21.06.

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Cancer 22.06. – 22.07.

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Sagittarius 23.11. – 21.12.

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GRAN CANARIA 15.11.

Friday

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16.11.

Saturday

22.11.

Friday

23.11.

Saturday

24.11.

Sunday

28.11.

Thursday

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2013

30.11.

Saturday

05.11.

Tuesday

dec.

2013

November 30 10am, 1st International Cup Artistic Gymnastics (November 28) December 5 8.30pm, The Guitar Conference Band, Jazz Otoño 2013, Teatro Pérez Galdós, LPGC

November / december

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15.11.

Friday

16.11.

Saturday

22.11.

Friday

Exhibitions until

01.12. until

20.12. from

30.11. until

28.12. until

11.01.

Paintings: ‘Paisajes Canarios’ (Canarian Landscapes), Fondos de la Casa de Colón, Vega de San Mateo Until December 20: Photography: Cape Verde Scene, Casa África, LPGC

23.11.

Saturday

24.11.

November 30 to December 28: Architectural structures exhibition by Andrés Bustamante, Sala de Arte Agüimes, Plaza de Santo Domingo, Agüimes

Sunday

Until January 11: César Manrique, ‘La conciencia del paisaje’ (Landscape Awareness), Centro de Arte La Regenta, LPGC

Tuesday

26.11.

28.11.

Thursday

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29.11.

Friday

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30.11.

Saturday

05.11.

Tuesday

06.11.

Friday

9pm, IX Concert for the Benefit of the AECC, €10, Teatro Leal, La Laguna Las Tablas de San Andrés de Icod de los Vinos, Death-defying slides down steep cobble-stoned roads on greased boards, Icod de los Vinos. Afternoon onwards.

Unicornibot / Jacob (Live Music), €10, Espacio Cultural El Tanque, Santa Cruz Fiesta of the Pot and the Chestnut, Main Square, Pto. de la Cruz November 30 8.30pm, Opera Concert: Verdi’s Nabucco, Adán Martín Auditorium, Santa Cruz December 5 9pm, Chicago Gospel Group – Singing Christmas Gospel, €12/€15/€18, Teatro Leal, La Laguna December 6 9pm, Chicago Gospel Group – Singing Christmas Gospel, €12/€15/€18, Teatro Leal, La Laguna

Exhibitions until

05.12.

Art Exhibition: Graphical Artwork, Galería de Arte Stunt, La Laguna

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15th - 28th November 2013 :: BBC1 / BBC2 / ITV1 / Channel4 / Channel5 / Skysports1 / Skysports2

Nigel And Adam’s Farm Kitchen 20th

ITV1 / Entertainment/ 17th November, 9:00pm

I’m a Celebrity…

Get Me Out of Here!

Nov.

I

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Snakes, rats and all manner of creepy crawlies will form part of the celebrities’ daily lives – but how will they cope with sharing the camp with these creatures? Can they handle the meagre rations? And how will they get on with their fellow campmates?

Ant and Dec will return as the show’s hosts, giving us all the gossip from the jungle and overseeing those infamous bushtucker trials.

BBC2 / Science Fiction / 9:00pm

An Adventure In Space And Time

Show me the Telly

ITV1 / Quiz / 25th November, 4:00pm

T

his programme is the television archive-fuelled quiz that pits the wits of a team of TV Lovers against a trio of TV Legends.

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Each day, host Richard Bacon presides over three timeserved TV know-it-alls captained by Chris Tarrant who are all looking to display their prowess as they play against a team of friends, family or colleagues all trying to outdo them with their impressive knowledge of TV trivia and hopefully walk away with £3000 at the end of the show.

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BBC1 / Cookery / 8:00pm

21th Nov.

This special one-off drama travels back in time to 1963 to see how Doctor Who was first brought to the screen.

BBC2 / coming soon / 8:30pm

Kangaroo Dundee A new six-part series following the life and work of Chris ‘Brolga’ Barnes – a man who has dedicated his life to rescuing and raising orphan kangaroos.

29th Nov.

7:30

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Breakfast Neighbourhood Blues This episode follows the fortunes of a homeless alcoholic man who has been rehoused on an estate in Bridlington, on the East Yorkshire coast.

Homes Under the Hammer Saints and Scroungers Matt Allwright looks into the work of fraud investigators determined to catch those who steal from the public purse.

Escape to the Country Property show. Alistair Appleton helps a couple who have been travelling the world find a home with B&B potential in the Malvern Hills for £600,000.

Bargain Hunt Tim Wonnacott presents a celebrity Children in Need special from Kedleston.

BBC News at One BBC London News Doctors A man comes in to see Heston suffering from flulike symptoms. Heston’s diagnosis of hepatitis B knocks him for six.

Moving On Pressure Pad Paul Hollywood’s Pies and Puds Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts Anita Manning and James Lewis begin the last leg of their journey in Dorchester.

Pointless BBC News at Six BBC London News The One Show Children in Need 2013 Sir Terry Wogan is joined

by Tess Daly to kick off the evening’s extravaganza in aid of disadvantaged children in the UK. BBC News at Ten BBC London News Children in Need 2013 Zoe Ball joins Sir Terry Wogan for hosting duties, as last year’s X Factor winner James Arthur reopens the party.

Children in Need

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This is BBC Two Homes Under the Hammer Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit a house in Teddington.

Saints and Scroungers Real Rescues Flog it! Trade Secrets Question Time BBC News BBC World News Two Rode Together Western. With tensions running high, Marshal Guthrie McCabe enters negotiations with the Comanches in order to secure the release of prisoners.

Cash in the Attic Floyd on France Keith Floyd visits Gevrey Chambertin and Dijon in Burgundy.

Cagney and Lacey Are You Being Served?

‘Allo, ‘Allo!

Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and Stone Flog It! Eggheads Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two Zoe Ball chats to the star studded Friday panel, plus there is a sneak peek at rehearsals at Blackpool.

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Mastermind Gardeners’ World Cold War, Hot Jets As an ‘Iron Curtain’ fell across Europe, the jet bomber came to define how the Cold War was fought.

Children in Need 2013 The fun continues as Fearne Cotton and boyband One Direction host a music packed show.

Newsnight Up in the Air Comedy drama about an emotionally detached businessman who makes his living travelling around America and firing the employees of his corporate clients.

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Points of View Rugby Union Autumn International Scotland host formidable opponents South Africa.

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Sneaky Todd takes liberties at Streetcars.

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Ripper Street An Irish bomber is sprung from prison and barely a day later a prominent opponent of the Home Rule movement is murdered.

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Health Freaks The doctors meet Beth, who hopes to convince them that her homemade turmeric and yoghurt facemask is a cure for acne sufferers Fear of Flying For most of us, getting on a plane is like catching a bus; just another way of getting from A to B. But imagine if you had a fear of flying and woke up in a cold sweat because you were catching a plane in the morning.

Fresh Meat Realising how serious Javier has become since their wedding, Vod tries to dump him.

Cardinal Burns In the third episode, there’s a visit to Kookyville.

Man Down In episode two, Dan has lost his girlfriend.

Rory Peck Awards 2013 When a man is convicted of murder in a Somalian court, the victim’s family decide the sentence.

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3:15 Amish Grace Fact-based drama based on the aftermath of a shooting at an Amish school in Pennsylvania.

5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours 6:00 Home and Away Dr Bradley surprises April with a glowing appraisal of her career options.

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Dominic Monaghan Dom treks through jungle and a remote underground river in Laos in search of the venomous, massivefanged and extremely rare Giant Huntsman’s spider.

8:00 The Gadget Show The show travels to Ibiza where Judge Jules tests four leading DJ apps in the world’s party capital.

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the Fuhrer This programme uncovers how a handful of events turned the unremarkable son of an Austrian civil servant into the 20th century’s most evil dictator, Adolf Hitler.

10:00 The Wild Geese Richard Burton and Roger Moore star in this 1978 tale of revolution in central Africa.

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War I 1:05 Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel.

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Football Gold Grand Slam of Darts The final of the 2013 William Hill Grand Slam of Darts from the Wolverhampton Civic Hall.

The Fantasy Football Club Game Changers Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits All the best bits from last Saturday’s show.

FL72 Boxing Football Walsall welcome Peterborough United.

The Footballer’s Football Show Boxing Coverage of a boxing clash.

FL72 SPFL Round Up

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Hammer 11:00 Saints and Scroungers 11:45 Escape to the Country 12:15 Bargain Hunt 1:00 BBC News at One 1:30 BBC London News 1:45 Doctors When Zara encounters an agoraphobic girl with an unhealthy obsession with the Lady of Shallot, she suspects there is more behind her behaviour than teenage dramatics.

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and Puds 4:30 Antiques Road Trip It is the second leg of antique experts Mark Stacey and Will Axon’s road trip.

5:15 Pointless 6:00 BBC News at Six 6:30 BBC London News 7:00 The One Show 7:30 EastEnders Jake’s dark secret is revealed. At his wits’ end over Alice, Joey sets about getting closer to Janine.

8:00 Holby City Overwhelmed by too much heartbreak, too many decisions and too many memories, Chrissie must look inside herself to find what she truly needs.

9:00 Last Tango in Halifax As Alan and Celia seize day, Gillian finds New the herself spiralling into a dark place as skeletons surface.

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Arts documentary. Following the huge success of recent outsider art shows in Venice, London and Paris, Alan Yentob explores what this alternative art universe is.

11:45 The Girl in the Park Sixteen years after her daughter disappeared from the park playground, Julia becomes obsessed by a young woman she meets. Could this be her missing daughter?

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Floyd on France Keith Floyd travels visits the French Basque country.

Cagney and Lacey Are You Being Served?

‘Allo, ‘Allo!

Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and Stone Flog It! Experts Mark Stacey and Will Axon join presenter Paul Martin to value antiques in Oxford.

Eggheads Quiz show.

Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two Zoe Ball is joined by the couple who narrowly escaped elimination.

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip MasterChef: The Professionals The judges give the chefs ten minutes each to create a savoury sabayon.

Strange Days - Cold War Britain Dot has been forced out of the old folks home and has moved back in with Pauline and Joe. Hebburn Dot has been forced out of the old folks home and has moved back in with Pauline and Joe. Newsnight The Kennedys Jack and Bobby try to convince their father that Bobby’s being named Attorney General would be a major mistake.

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ITV News and Weather Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover Dickinson’s Real Deal David Dickinson is joined

by Tim Hogarth, Cheryl Hakeney, Jo Brayshaw and Stewart Hofgartner.

Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which three celebrities take on a giant arcade machine.

The Paul O’Grady Show Today’s show welcomes Holby City’s Tina Hobley, actor Henry Winkler and Lisa Stansfield, who also performs from her latest album.

ITV News London ITV News and Weather Emmerdale Rhona refuses help that could save her life. Sam’s erratic behaviour raises Charity’s suspicions International Football Live England take on old rivals Germany in a high-profile international friendly at Wembley.

ITV News at Ten and Weather International Football Highlights Adrian Chiles presents highlights of England’s friendly match with old rivals Germany.

The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle presents the American version of his popular talk show.

Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly.

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Channel 4 News 4thought.tv 4thought.tv visits Barlinnie Prison, Scotland’s largest jail, to ask: Can you find God behind bars?

Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners Richard helps dog minder Linda, from Brentwood, Essex, who can have up to ten dogs in her home at any one time The Sound of Musicals This episode follows producers at both ends of the spectrum as they try to do all that it takes to create their own sell-out shows.

Masters of Sex Masters and Johnson continue their sexual response study, but now they are participants.

8 Out of 10 Cats An extended edition of last Friday’s topical comedy panel show with host Jimmy Carr.

Random Acts Pokerstars.Com and Monte-Carlo Casino EPT Grand Final

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Clinic 1:15 Home and Away Tamara’s behaviour has left Casey feeling confused and guilty, until Brax puts him straight about her break up with Kyle.

1:45 Neighbours 2:15 NCIS 3:15 Christmas in Canaan Drama set in a 1960s small American town.

A clash between two classmates - one a tough farm boy, and the other a bright, bookish black boy - evolves into an unlikely friendship 5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours After unsuccessfully trying to mediate between Kate and Georgia, Kyle tells Kate that she is on her own 6:00 Home and Away 6:30 Newstalk Live 7:00 Jungle Babies Documentary series about two families of tarsiers living on the Indonesian island of Sulawesi.

7:30 The Dog Rescuers In Birmingham, Herchy Boal discovers a skinny Dalmatian in desperate need of veterinary treatment.

8:00 Cowboy Builders Melinda and Dom are in Bottisham, near Cambridge, on the trail of a cowboy who builds new homes.

9:00 The Mentalist The list of suspects who could be Red John is shortened by one more.

10:00 Castle The killing of a man responsible for changing the lights on the New York subway leaves Castle and Beckett in the dark.

11:00 Body of Proof Medical examiner Megan Hunt and her team investigate the death of a homicide detective.

11:55 Countdown to Murder This episode focuses on the case of Jeremy Bamber.

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Good Morning Sports Fans 9:00 Boxing 9:30 FL72 10:30 The Footballer’s

Football Show 11:30 SPFL Round Up 12:00 FL72 1:00 Boxing 1:30 Soccer A.M. -

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4:30 Boxing Coverage of a boxing clash.

5:00 The Footballer’s Football Show 6:00 Spanish Gold 6:30 Sportswomen - Week 7:00 Behind the Ropes 7:30 Football Sweden and Portugal meet at the Friends Arena in Solna.

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Amy Adams and Matthew Goode star in this transatlantic romcom from director Anand Tucker. Anna is living a contented life in Boston, or she would be, if only her heart surgeon boyfriend - currently working in Dublin - would pop that all-important question.

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Gary Oldman stars in Tomas Alfredson’s adaptation of John Le Carr?’s classic cold war spy novel about a British intelligence officer who comes out of retirement to track down a Russian operative working within MI6.

Mystery Map

6:00 Breakfast 9:15 Neighbourhood Blues 10:00 Homes Under the

Hammer 11:00 Saints and Scroungers 11:45 Escape to the Country 12:15 Bargain Hunt 1:00 BBC News at One 1:30 BBC London News 1:45 Doctors Jimmi is left holding the baby when a patient urgently needs to stop his wife from doing something they will both regret.

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and Puds Paul gets his British pies and puddings spiced up with the irrepressible Levi Roots.

4:30 Antiques Road Trip 5:15 Pointless Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths.

6:00 BBC News at Six 6:30 BBC London News 7:00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show.

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Farm Kitchen In this first episode, the w e N duo look at how our busy lifestyles have meant Britain has lost touch with where our food comes from and the best ways to cook it.

9:00 New Tricks The team reinvestigates the murder of fashion designer Ritchie Levene following an intensive campaign by his ex-wife to reopen the case.

10:00 BBC News at Ten 10:25 BBC London News 10:35 A Question of Sport Sue Barker is in the chair putting the questions to captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell.

11:05 Film 2013 Claudia Winkleman and Danny Leigh cast a critical eye over the latest movie releases.

11:35 American Beauty Kevin Spacey stars in this hilarious satire on the American nuclear family.

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Ben Shephard and Julia Bradbury present a new series exploring some of the nation’s best-known mysteries and unexplained occurrences.

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Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and Stone Flog It! Paul Martin presents from Nottingham.

Eggheads Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Comedians Miles Jupp and Nina Wadia team up with antiques experts Thomas Plant and Catherine Southon on a trip around Berkshire and Buckinghamshire in two classic cars.

MasterChef: The Professionals The remaining four chefs in this week’s heat must show off their culinary ability in a series of daunting tests before one of them is eliminated.

Tudor Monastery Farm Historian Ruth Goodman and archaeologists Peter Ginn and Tom Pinfold turn the clock back over 500 years to run a farm at the Weald and Downland Open Air Museum.

The Culture Show Alan Yentob, in a bid to understand fashion designer Paul Smith challenges him to choose the objects which sum up his life.

Newsnight The Kennedys Joe suffers a stroke from which he may never fully recover.

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Minute Makeover 3:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal Colwyn Bay is the location for David Dickinson and his team today.

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Show Teatime chat and music with Paul O’Grady and his guests Peter Andre, EastEnders star June Brown and Rizzle Kicks.

6:00 ITV News London 6:30 ITV News and Weather 7:00 Emmerdale As Rishi’s life hangs in the balance, Charity finally uncovers Jai’s long kept secret.

7:30 Coronation Street Reality hits home for Leanne. Brian finds himself sinking to a new low.

8:00 Mystery Map Julia visits Manchester Museum to see the ancient Egyptian statue which apparently started moving of its own accord.

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Presented by Ant and Dec. The celebrities face another day in the jungle.

10:30 ITV News and Weather 11:05 Stiff Upper Lips Bawdy English romp in which an upper-class Edwardian lady refuses to marry a dull, dim-witted friend, and instead falls in love with a handsome but poor young man.

12:50 Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly.

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The Hoobs According to Jim Will and Grace Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Undercover Boss Australia Beat My Build Channel 4 News Summary Kirstie’s Vintage Gems Carry on Spying Phil: Secret Agent Down Under Countdown Deal or No Deal Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me The Simpsons Hollyoaks As Darren and Nancy grow closer, can Nancy find it in her heart to forgive Darren and move forward?

Channel 4 News 4thought.tv Location, Location, Location Kirstie and Phil catch up with two families who were selling up to fund their dream business.

24 Hours in A and E The award-winning series, filmed round the clock at King’s College Hospital in South London, continues with a touching episode dedicated to love.

Gogglebox Telly fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions, reviews, love/hate relationships and fierce debates on popular and topical TV shows.

Bouncers Clacton on Sea has seen better days, but The Liquor Lounge is a favourite with party animals.

Drifters Laura suspects Gary of cheating on her and decides to take drastic action.

Drifters Bunny and Laura, who live in Leeds and, having finished uni, are struggling to find a job.

Random Acts Fear of Flying

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Milkshake The Wright Stuff The Hotel Inspector 5 News Lunchtime Cowboy Builders Home and Away As Zac, Hannah and Oscar try to decide what next to do about Evelyn, Kyle comes across her trying to hitchhike back to Sanctuary Lodge.

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Minutes 3:20 Jane Doe: How to Fire

Your Boss Mystery thriller. Secret agent Jane Doe, also known as housewife Cathy Davis, discovers a sinister government experiment in mind control.

5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours Amber tries to interest Imogen in the new chef at Lassiters, unaware that her friend is keen on Mason.

6:00 Home and Away 6:30 Newstalk Live 7:00 Emergency Bikers The Essex team goes after insurance dodgers 8:00 Ben Fogle’s Animal

Clinic Farm vet Jo has to work quickly to save the life of a dairy cow with a twisted stomach. Eye surgeon Peter operates on a miniature schnauzer and the tiny eyes of a capuchin monkey.

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Holy Grail Documentary telling the story of one of the Third Reich’s most shadowy projects.

10:00 Magnum Force The second action thriller in the Dirty Harry series sees the maverick cop investigating the slaying of some of the West Coast’s most powerful criminals.

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The Big Game High-stakes televised poker cash game from PokerStars.

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Football Asia Football Behind the Ropes Game Changers Football Behind the Ropes Football Gold Football Sweden and Portugal meet at the Friends Arena.

Behind the Ropes FIFA Futbol Mundial Football Gold Behind the Ropes Boxing Boxing Behind the Ropes What’s the Story?

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Hammer 11:00 Saints and Scroungers 11:45 Escape to the Country 12:15 Bargain Hunt 1:00 BBC News at One 1:30 BBC London News 1:45 Doctors Mandy visits a paralysed patient and his carer brother, but discovers a hidden truth that threatens to blow them apart.

2:15 Moving On A 17-year-old boy’s secret love of dressing in women’s clothes is discovered.

3:00 Pressure Pad 3:45 Paul Hollywood’s Pies

and Puds Paul celebrates British pies and puddings with the ladies of a Chippenham.

4:30 Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts Will Axon and Mark Stacey begin in Crystal Palace, before heading to Piccadilly.

5:15 Pointless 6:00 BBC News at Six 6:30 BBC London News 7:00 The One Show 7:30 EastEnders Lauren is excited to meet Jake, but their date does not go the way she planned.

8:00 Animal Odd Couples Wildlife biologist Liz Bonnin sets off on a worldwide journey of discovery to find out why animals of different species make friends with each other.

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Force Special edition of Panorama looking at a secret undercover unit run by the British Army in the early 1970s.

10:00 BBC News at Ten 10:25 BBC London News 10:35 Question Time David Dimbleby presents the topical debate from Salford.

11:35 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests.

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Cagney and Lacey Are You Being Served?

Mr Grainger is very bad tempered.

‘Allo, ‘Allo!

Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and Stone Flog It! Paul Martin enjoys a visit to a working, steam-powered cotton mill.

Eggheads Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents all the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly.

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Raring to go on a road-trip through Sussex, are supermodel Jodie Kidd and chef James Martin.

MasterChef: The Professionals The week’s six best chefs return for the quarterfinals.

An Adventure in Space and Time This special one-off drama travels back in time to 1963 to see how Doctor Who was first brought to the screen. Actor William Hartnell felt trapped by a succession of hard-man roles.

Newsnight The Kennedys The couple are in Dallas on November 22, 1963 to heal tensions between the liberals and conservative wings.

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ITV News and Weather Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover Dickinson’s Real Deal Tipping Point The Paul O’Grady Show Guests today are Sir Terry Wogan, Julian Clary and Diana Vickers.

ITV News London ITV News and Weather Emmerdale Charity confronts Jai and Rachel about their lies.

Rodney toys with the idea of taking his escorting up a notch.

Tonight Britain’s Secret Drinkers.

Emmerdale Jai fights to save his marriage, but will anything stop Charity walking out on him?

Britain’s Secret Treasures in this episode Mariella Frostrup visits Germany to investigate an item which holds the clue to a bloody massacre.

I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

Presented by Ant and Dec. The surprises keep coming for the celebrities as they adapt to life in the jungle.

ITV News at Ten and Weather The Jonathan Ross Show Guests on tonight’s show include chart-topping boy band One Direction.

The Late Debate Alastair Stewart discusses what has been going on in Westminster with a panel of London MPs. Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly

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The Hoobs According to Jim Will and Grace Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Undercover Boss Australia Beat My Build Channel 4 News Summary Kirstie’s Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp creates some speedy and easy sixties pop art with a spray can.

King Solomon’s Mines Richard Chamberlain plays Alan Quatermain in J Lee Thompson’s adaptation of H Rider Haggard’s classic.

Phil: Secret Agent Down Under Phil helps the Bentleys in their Adelaide property search.

Countdown Deal or No Deal Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me The Simpsons Hollyoaks After recent shocking develoents, can Lindsey and Joe’s wedding go ahead?

Channel 4 News 4thought.tv 4thought.tv visits Barlinnie Prison.

George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces George visits the ultimate in compact designer living - the Yo! Home, a futuristic living area.

Bedlam The final episode of the series visits a psychiatric ward for over-65s at the South London and Maudsley.

Bouncers Newly qualified Tom wanted to be a Red Arrows pilot, but has since decided that ‘life isn’t quite like that.

24 Hours in A and E The award-winning series, filmed round the clock at King’s College Hospital in South London.

One Born: What Happened Next?

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Trains and Planes 1:15 Home and Away After a day when Spencer’s behaviour becomes increasingly erratic and aggressive, Chris wants to know whether he has been taking his medication.

1:45 Neighbours 2:15 The Mentalist 3:15 Lucky Christmas Romantic drama. An unlucky single mother discovers that her winning lottery ticket is in the glove compartment of her recently stolen car.

5:00 5 News at 5 National and international news.

5:30 Neighbours After seeing Mason with Rhiannon, a heartsore Imogen skips counselling and buys a bag of junk food.

6:00 Home and Away 6:30 Newstalk Live 7:00 Police Interceptors Glen rushes to help a woman trapped inside a burning car.

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USA Adventure Documentary series in which adrenalin junkie Charley Boorman explores the USA. In Hawaii, Charley explores the volatile lava fields and takes part in a traditional canoe race.

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Master Race Documentary about Hitler’s plan to create an entire generation of ‘racially pure’ Aryan children.

10:00 Person of Interest Reese tries to protect a journalist set on exposing the head of a group of corrupt cops, but her story is fatally flawed.

11:00 Harold Shian Harold Shian was one of Britain’s most prolific serial killers, but how could a GP also be a killer?

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Channel 4 News Unreported World Reporter Evan Williams and director Laura Warner travel to Nepal to investigate the growth of ‘voluntourism’.

4thought.tv Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. In a crossover episode set during the aftermath of the events chronicled in the feature film Thor: The Dark World, Phil Coulson and the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. pick up the pieces.

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Man Down In the final episode, Brian finds himself nominated for a Small Business Award Alan Carr: Chatty Man Cockney comedian Micky Flanagan tells Alan about his latest DVD. Stand Up for the Week The topical stand-up show continues its fifth series.

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BBC News BBC London News Pointless Alexander Armstrong and co-host Richard Osman present a special celebrity Doctor Who edition of the quiz that tests the depths of your general knowledge.

Strictly Come Dancing Sir Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly host another action-packed Strictly Come Dancing.

Doctor Who The Doctors embark on their greatest adventure in this 50th anniversary special. In 2013, something terrible is awakening in London’s National Gallery.

Casualty Fletch feels the pressure of trying to be responsible with helping a vulnerable boy. Jamie unwittingly gives Lily a lesson in patient care.

The National Lottery Live Chris Evans hosts a live show including the Lotto draw.

BBC News Match of the Day Premier League fixtures, including the game between Everton and Liverpool.

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The Happiest Days of Your Life Classic British comedy set in the London of the Blitz.

A girls’ school is evacuated to the country, but due to a bureaucratic error they find themselves billeted with a boys’ school.

F1: Grand Prix Practice F1: Grand Prix Practice Live coverage of the second practice session at Interlagos ahead of the season-ending Brazilian Grand Prix.

F1: Grand Prix Practice Live coverage of the final practice session for the Brazilian Grand Prix.

EastEnders Flog It! Inspire: The Olympic Journey Gabby Logan travels to the Huntingdon Gymnastics Club to catch up with gymnast Louis Smith.

Final Score Rugby Union Autumn International Gabby Logan introduces live rugby union coverage as Scotland meet Australia in an autumn international.

Dad’s Army QI XL Stephen Fry plays for keeps with Sarah Millican, Jason Manford, Bill Bailey and Alan Davies.

Horizon Special Comet of the Century.

A Culture Show Special Lawrence: A Journey Without Shame: A Culture Show Special.

Bright Star Drama based on the doomed love affair between Romantic poet John Keats and the young Fanny Brawne.

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All Star Mr and Mrs In the spotlight today are Boyzone’s Keith Duffy, Brigitte Nielsen and Peter Shilton.

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi Third installment of the original Star Wars trilogy, showing in the 1997 special edition version.

ITV News London ITV News and Weather You’ve Been Framed!

Harry Hill skewers the world’s funniest home videos on his satirical stick.

The Chase: Celebrity Special Tonight’s show features comedian Vic Reeves, presenter Jenni Falconer, journalist and newsreader Michael Buerk and impressionist Francine Lewis.

The X Factor Dermot O’Leary kicks off the singing competition’s seventh weekend.

I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

The celebrities have survived a week in the Australian bush, but how are they adapting to jungle life.

The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes music maestro and X Factor judge Gary Barlow.

ITV News and Weather Take Me Out Paddy McGuinness plays Cupid once again.

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Frasier Everybody Loves Raymond The Big Bang Theory The Simpsons Heston’s 80s Feast Heston serves sake champagne inside a giant mobile phone with edible money made from sushi.

Channel 4 Racing Nick Luck leads the Channel 4 Racing team at Haydock Park for one of the biggest days of the jump racing season.

Come Dine with Me Five episodes.

Channel 4 News Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. In a crossover episode set during the aftermath of the events chronicled in the feature film Thor: The Dark World, Phil Coulson and the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. pick up the pieces.

Stonehenge: Walking Through History In this first episode, Tony heads off for a 45-mile walk across Wiltshire to tell the story of life and death in the last centuries of the Stone Age. Killing Kennedy This factual drama, based on Bill O’Reilly’s best-selling book Killing Kennedy: The End of Camelot, marks the 50th anniversary of the assassination of President John F Kennedy.

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A Christmas Visitor Heartwarming drama in which a grieving family, who have not celebrated Christmas in 11 years since the death of their son on Christmas Eve 1991, renew their faith in the joyful season.

Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus A high-flying career woman and single mother with no time for love is unexpectedly wooed by Santa’s son and heir.

Mrs. Miracle Drama. A widowed father of six-year-old twins struggles to cope with his family responsibilities.

5 News Weekend Battle Scarred Chris goes to Newcastle where he meets John Hall, DFC, a 92-year-old former Lancaster Bomber tail gunner who lost his best friend Hank in 1943.

The Fugitive Blockbuster adventure movie based on the TV series about a doctor who goes on the run after being wrongly convicted of murdering his wife.

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The Fantasy Football Club Game Changers Soccer A.M. Football Saturday Night Football: Team Talk Gillette Soccer Saturday Ford Saturday Night Football Live West Ham United welcome Chelsea.

Saturday Night Football: Game of the Day Saturday Night Football: Match Choice Extended highlights of Saturday’s matches.

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Ashes Breakfast Good Morning Sports Fans The Ashes Behind the Ropes Behind the Ropes Sports Action Boxing Rugby Union Italy take on Argentina.

The Ashes Boxing Coverage of a boxing clash.

Boxing The Ashes Ashes Memories In the series that looks back at some of the best moments in Ashes history.

The Ashes Scottish Premier League St Mirren host Hibernian.

Champions League Weekly The show featuring top action from the UEFA Champions League.

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BBC News Bargain Hunt An Israeli vase and a Coldstream Guards tunic are among the items chosen by the bargain hunters.

Escape to the Country Alistair Appleton goes property shopping in Devon.

Points of View F1: Grand Prix Suzi Perry introduces live coverage of the Brazilian Grand Prix.

BBC News BBC London News Countryfile Compilation - Our Living Laboratory.

Strictly Come Dancing Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman present another results show.

The Paradise Lucille Ballentine arrives in town with her newly-wed and wealthy husband in tow.

Britain and the Sea David Dimbleby continues his voyage round Britain, sailing his boat Rocket along the south east coast from Hampshire to Kent.

BBC News BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London.

Match of the Day 2 Mark Chaan presents highlights from the day’s Premier League matches, with Manchester City playing Tottenham and Cardiff City hosting Manchester United.

Soul Men The death of their band leader prompts two former soul singers who have not spoken to each other for 30 years to reluctantly reunite for a tribute concert.

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Rugby League Highlights from the semifinals at the Rugby League World Cup. Coast Songs of Praise The Tuxedo A lowly chauffeur of a secret agent is transformed into a crime-fighting superhero when he comes into possession of his boss’s gadget-laden tuxedo.

F1: Grand Prix Highlights of the final race on the Formula 1 calendar from Sao Paulo.

Great Continental Railway Journeys Michael encounters a fire breathing dragon in Furthim-Wald.

Morecambe and Wise: The Whole Story An affectionate and revealing portrait of two great comedian’s journey from obscurity to audiences of more than 28 million.

Hebburn Dot has been forced out of the old folks home.

Never Mind the Buzzcocks Jack Whitehall takes on hosting duties.

The Daisy Chain Couple Martha and Tomas move to a remote village on the western Irish coast to set up a home and to try and overcome the premature death of their firstborn baby daughter.

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All Star Mr and Mrs You’ve Been Framed!

Harry Hill presents another selection of hilarious home footage filmed by viewers on their camcorder.

Prize Island Alexander Armstrong and Emma Willis front the action-packed game show set on a sun-soaked tropical island.

ITV News London ITV News and Weather Surprise Surprise In this edition, a local hero who rescued dozens of people from life-threatening floods gets to meet Everton FC manager Roberto Martinez.

The X Factor Results Show Dermot O’Leary hosts as another heart-breaking elimination for one contestant lies ahead.

I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

Tonight, one of the celebrities must face the live Bushtucker Trial.

ITV News and Weather Off Their Rockers In this episode, a pensioner asks for help when his wheelchair gets clamped.

Rugby Highlights Mark Durden-Smith introduces the best of the action from round eight of the Aviva Premiership.

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Gadget Man Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Nicholas Meyer, who directed Wrath of Khan, returns for the last film featuring the ‘old’ crew.

The Klingon Empire is falling apart and they want to sue for peace.

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs When Sid’s attempt to adopt three dinosaur eggs gets him abducted by their real mother to an underground lost world, his friends attempt to rescue him.

Channel 4 News The Political Slot Finding Babylon’s Hanging Garden - Secret History The Hanging Garden of Babylon is the only one of the seven wonders of the ancient world for which no archaeological evidence has ever been found.

Centuries of digging have turned up nothing, and many people assume it never existed.

Homeland New information comes to light that allows Carrie and Quinn to pursue a key suspect in the Langley bombing Was it Something I Said?

David Mitchell hosts the panel show series.

Toast of London Needing cash quick, a desperate Toast agrees to dub some gay art house porn Fresh Meat Realising how serious Javier has become since their wedding, Vod tries to dump him.

Alan Carr: Chatty Man American Football Live

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Earth 2150 AD Peter Cushing stars as the Doctor, returning to Earth in AD2150, only to find it almost destroyed by cosmic rays, and the Daleks moving in to hollow out the planet’s core to turn it into a gigantic spaceship.

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8:55 5 News Weekend 9:00 Hitler’s 9/11 Documentary exploring how Adolf Hitler’s wartime strategists planned to launch attacks on the USA. 10:00 Valkyrie As the tide of WW2 turns inexorably in favour of the Allies, Hitler drives Germany to the brink of destruction.

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The Sunday Supplement Goals on Sunday Ford Super Sunday Manchester City and Tottenham Hotspur.

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Natural World Natural World investigates the vital bond between animal mothers and their babies.

Eggheads Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents backstage gossip.

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip This week’s big game hunt for antiques that will make profit at auction features Spring Watch presenter Michaela Strachan.

University Challenge MasterChef: The Professionals Eight ambitious chefs from all over the country face their first test - the Invention Test.

The Choir: Sing While You Work Choirmaster Gareth Malone returns to create harmony in five of Britain’s biggest workplaces.

Never Mind the Buzzcocks Warwick Davis takes on hosting duties.

Newsnight Jeremy Paxman.

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Show Me the Telly Host Richard Bacon presides as three TV experts captained by Chris Tarrant take on a team of friends, family or colleagues who try to outdo them with their knowledge of TV trivia.

The Paul O’Grady Show Paul’s guests include boy band JLS and best-selling author Jackie Collins.

ITV News London ITV News and Weather Emmerdale Declan’s anger reaches new heights. Edna and Ashley are wary about their new house guest.

Coronation Street Faye is on borrowed time.

Tina supports a worried Peter.

Tales From Northumberland with Robson Green Robson meets some of the proud Northumbrians who are keeping some of the region’s oldest traditions alive in the 21st century.

Coronation Street Video evidence leaves Anna shocked and appalled.

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The celebrities battle hunger and each other as they face another day in the jungle.

ITV News at Ten and Weather The Agenda Animal Heroes Sixteen trainee dog handlers reach the final stages of their training.

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Phil: Secret Agent Down Under Countdown Deal or No Deal Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me The Simpsons Hollyoaks Darren finds Sienna in an emotional state.

Channel 4 News 4thought.tv Dispatches As Britain gets fatter, Channel 4 Dispatches investigates what the real cost is to the nation.

Health Freaks In the last episode of the series, the GPs are visited

by Mimi, who believes that toothpaste can soothe insect stings.

The Secret Traffic Wardens: Caught on Camera Who’d be a British motorist?

Fresh Meat Having been rejected by Sam for cheating in the quiz, JP makes it his mission to win her back.

Cardinal Burns This edition features a massacre in a salsa class; meets Target Blonde, the tallest rock band in the world.

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1:45 Neighbours 2:15 NCIS The NCIS team is called in to investigate the murder of a marine found halfway around the world.

3:15 The Good Witch’s Gift Drama about a kindhearted witch whose plans for an idyllic Christmas Eve wedding are fraught with complications.

5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours Chris is charged with assault for punching Joshua, who is banned from training until he has another CT scan 6:00 Home and Away 6:30 Newstalk Live 7:00 Wild Things with

Dominic Monaghan Dom travels to the Mekong Delta in Vietnam in search of one of the most dangerous aquatic insects in the world, the giant water bug.

8:00 The Gadget Show Polly hits the waves with a petrol-powered surfboard.

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Kaiser’s Gold Monty takes a team of expert deep-divers to Namibia in south-west Africa to explore a deadly sinkhole lake in the desert 10:00 The Cave: Hiding From

the Nazis Documentary about five Jewish families who descended into a pitch black cave in southern Ukraine to escape the Nazis in 1941.

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Ford Football Special Football Scottish Premier League The Fantasy Football Club Game Changers Champions League Weekly Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits All the best bits from last Saturday’s show, presented

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4:40 Flog It! Paul Martin and and experts Adam Partridge and Christina Trevanion are at Hereford.

5:15 Pointless 6:00 BBC News at Six 6:30 BBC London News 7:00 The One Show 7:30 EastEnders Roxy is over the moon that she will soon be married to Alfie - but will everything go ahead as planned?

8:00 Holby City Malick’s inability to face up to his situation brings him to breaking point.

9:00 Last Tango in Halifax Alan and Celia’s first day as man and wife is filled with tension. A new arrival surprises everyone, most of all Gillian.

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Cagney and Lacey Are You Being Served?

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Africa’s Magnificent Beasts Jonathan Scott narrates the extraordinary story of the leopard.

Eggheads Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two Zoe Ball is joined by the couple who narrowly escaped elimination.

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Robert Bathurst and Amanda Donohoe each have £400 to spend in bid to buy antiques.

MasterChef: The Professionals Four of the eight chefs from the last heat return to face three daunting tests.

Strange Days - Cold War Britain Historian Dominic Sandbrook concludes his colourful history of Britain in the Cold War years.

Hebburn While Pauline is away on a training weekend, Joe and Dot take full advantage of being left home alone.

Newsnight The Choir: Sing While You Work Choirmaster Gareth Malone returns to create harmony in five of Britain’s biggest workplaces.

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Retired fireman Michael gets the surprise of a lifetime when Pete, John Amabile and the team give his lounge and bedroom a dramatic makeover.

Dickinson’s Real Deal Show Me the Telly Television archive quiz show, hosted by Richard Bacon.

The Paul O’Grady Show Paul’s guests include Hi-de-Hi legend Su Pollard and magician Dynamo.

Music comes from Alison Moyet.

ITV News London ITV News and Weather Emmerdale Megan fails to convince Robbie that her bruise was an accident. Pollard warns David about what he is letting himself in for with Priya.

UEFA Champions League Adrian Chiles is joined by Lee Dixon and Roy Keane as Arsenal face Marseille at the Emirates, hoping to book their place in the knockout stages of the Champions League.

ITV News at Ten and Weather UEFA Champions League Matt Smith presents a round up of the all the night’s Champions League action.

The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle presents the American version of his popular talk show.

Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly.

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Phil: Secret Agent Down Under Countdown Deal or No Deal Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me The Simpsons Hollyoaks The source of Frankie’s solace is rather shocking, while Sinead is distraught as her love life hits the rocks. And a false allegation turns one resident’s world upside down.

Channel 4 News 4thought.tv Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners The first cleaning volunteer this time is Louise, a 32-year-old sales rep from Darwen, Lancashire.

The Sound of Musicals Casualty and Strictly Come Dancing star Tom Chambers has been pulling in the crowds at Top Hat but is coming to the end of his contract.

Masters of Sex Masters and Johnson decide that they are going to film their work in the sexual response study.

8 Out of 10 Cats An extended edition of last Friday’s topical comedy panel show with host Jimmy Carr.

Random Acts Channel 4’s nightly shortform arts strand presents a practical guide to bringing up a demon child.

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NCIS Mrs. Miracle A widowed father of sixyear-old twins struggles to cope with his family responsibilities.

5 News at 5 Neighbours Home and Away The camping party return to Leah’s where Murray is waiting.

Newstalk Live Jungle Babies Documentary series about two families of tarsiers living on the Indonesian island of Sulawesi.

The Dog Rescuers In this episode, Herchy has to take in a dog with a broken leg whose owners cannot afford the medical bills.

Cowboy Builders Mel returns to catch up with Cath and Jacqui.

The Mentalist Drama.

The murder of a member of the Visualise cult leads Jane to cross swords with another Red John suspect.

Castle When an astrophysicist’s death seems to be due to being thrown into space, Castle begins to suspect that the scientist was a victim of an alien abduction.

Body of Proof Megan investigates the case of the suspicious death of a wealthy environmental philanthropist.

The Bind and Torture Killer: Born to Kill?

Dennis Rader was a church deacon, a scout leader and a local family man. He was also a monster who slayed ten people in cold blood.

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Mysteries 3:10 Pressure Pad John Barrowman invites contestants to descend into an illuminated arena, the Pressure Pad. 3:55 Paul Hollywood’s

Pies and Puds Paul celebrates the best of British pies and puddings with a luxurious black pudding sausage plait.

4:40 Flog It! 5:15 Pointless Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths.

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Farm Kitchen Nigel and Adam continue their mission to reconnect Britain with the origins of our food.

9:00 New Tricks Drama featuring an eccentric group of ex-police officers brought out of retirement to investigate unsolved crimes.

10:00 BBC News at Ten 10:25 BBC London News 10:35 A Question of Sport Sue Barker, Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell are joined by sporting celebrities for the quick-fire sports quiz.

11:05 Film 2013 Claudia Winkleman and Danny Leigh take a look at the week’s film releases.

11:35 Casanova A retelling of the legend of the infamous 18th-century Venetian lover.

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This episode features the police operation to catch a gang of thieves, captured on CCTV.

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Cagney and Lacey Are You Being Served?

‘Allo, ‘Allo!

Natural World Eggheads Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents all the gossip and exclusive news from Strictly Come Dancing.

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip TV presenter Janet Ellis and her daughter, pop star Sophie Ellis Bextor travel from Essex to Yorkshire. turn a profit at auction.

MasterChef: The Professionals The remaining four chefs from this week’s heat must show off their culinary ability in a series of daunting tests.

Tudor Monastery Farm Tom also visits a foundry to help cast a new bell, while Peter helps harvest beeswax used to make candles.

The Culture Show Vicky Featherstone - All Change at the Royal Court.

Newsnight Strange Days - Cold War Britain Historian Dominic Sandbrook concludes his colourful history See Hear

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Daybreak Lorraine The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning ITV News This Morning Loose Women ITV News and Weather Peter Andre’s 60

Minute Makeover Sci-fi fan Ian Sime gets beamed into a transformed home in Liverpool, as Pete and designer Leah Hughes give his bedroom and lounge a complete overhaul.

3:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4:00 Show Me the Telly Television archive quiz show, hosted by Richard Bacon.

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Show Guests include Coronation Street’s Julie Hesmondhalgh, Strictly and Emmerdale favourite Lisa Riley, and there is music from Keane.

6:00 ITV News London 6:30 ITV News and Weather 7:00 Emmerdale Charity’s attempt at a reconciliation with Jai is short-lived.

7:30 Coronation Street Peter and Tina’s closeness causes raised eyebrows. A frightened Faye is taken to the police station.

8:00 Mystery Map Ben investigates mass hysteria, which was the official verdict on an incident in Nottinghamshire back in 1980 when 300 people collapsed at a marching band gala.

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The celebrities feel the effects of camp life as they struggle to win food in the Bushtucker Trial.

10:30 ITV News and Weather 11:05 Stay Alive When two of their friends die after playing a violent video game, a group of youngsters dare to play on.

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The Hoobs According to Jim Will and Grace Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Undercover Boss Canada Beat My Build Channel 4 News Summary Kirstie’s Vintage Gems The War of the Worlds Adaptation of H G Wells’s classic science fiction novel, updated to 1939 California and heavily influenced by Orson Welles’s hoax radio broadcast.

Phil: Secret Agent Down Under Countdown Deal or No Deal Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me The Simpsons Hollyoaks Sienna makes a startling revelation. Ruby is on the warpath when her suspicions are piqued.

Channel 4 News 4thought.tv Location, Location, Location Kirstie and Phil provide an update on two couples who came to them looking for the dream life in the country.

24 Hours in A and E Andy reflects on living with someone else’s liver, growing up in the East End, his time as a punk living in a squat in Waterloo and his career with the Royal Navy.

Gogglebox The new series of Gogglebox continues.

Bouncers Head doorman Dan is keen to make his mark, but he’s got his work cut out trying to maintain control as Clacton gears up for the long.

Drifters Meg makes a new friend and brings her back to the flat, but the others think Ellie may have misunderstood the situation.

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Milkshake The Wright Stuff The Hotel Inspector 5 News Lunchtime National and international news.

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Coming to Town Santa’s daughter takes her first trip away from the North Pole during the Christmas season hoping to find adventure and love in sunny California.

5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours 6:00 Home and Away Kyle tries to hide his feelings when Casey arrives home with Tamara by his side.

6:30 Newstalk Live 7:00 Emergency Bikers In this episode, biker paramedic Mark deals with the 10-year-old victim of a hit-and-run.

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10:30 Swordfish Futuristic technology spy movie about a man who is desperately trying to access information that is locked inside a complicated computer system.

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1:15 Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel.

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Barclays Premier League Review Sports Action Champions League Goals Barclays Premier League Review Sportswomen - Week Football Asia Revista de la Liga Sportswomen - Week FIFA Futbol Mundial Football Gold European Tour Weekly Cricket ICC World Twenty T20 What’s the Story?

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Film-maker Chris Terrill travels alone with his camera to the remote north of Norway and joins members of the Sami community.

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Martin Today, James returns after a two-week absence to finesse the new menus, but discovers that things are not going to plan.

12:15 Bargain Hunt 1:00 BBC News at One 1:30 BBC London News 1:45 Doctors Valerie helps out an old friend, but uncovers a dark secret from the distant past.

2:15 The Doctor Blake

Mysteries 3:10 Pressure Pad John Barrowman invites contestants to descend into an illuminated arena, the Pressure Pad. 3:55 Paul Hollywood’s Pies

and Puds 4:40 Flog It! 5:15 Pointless Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points.

6:00 BBC News at Six 6:30 BBC London News 7:00 The One Show 7:30 EastEnders After the events of yesterday a huge argument breaks out between the involved parties, causing havoc in Albert Square.

8:00 Animal Odd Couples Can science help us understand how a hippo can become part of the family?

9:00 Crimewatch Kirsty Young, Matthew Amroliwala and Martin Bayfield are live with Britain’s biggest unsolved cases.

10:00 BBC News at Ten 10:25 BBC London News 10:35 Crimewatch Update 10:40 Question Time David Dimbleby presents the topical debate from Falkirk.

11:40 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and Diane Abbott.

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Cagney and Lacey Are You Being Served?

‘Allo, ‘Allo!

Natural World Over the last 20 years, Andrea Turkalo has been studying the complex social lives and unique vocalisations of Central Africa’s forest elephants, getting to know over 4,000 intimately.

Eggheads Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents all the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly.

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip It’s a culinary stand off as Rosemary Shrager and Jean-Christophe Novelli take to the road.

MasterChef: The Professionals The week’s six best chefs return for the quarterfinals.

Legacy Intense and emotionally charged Cold War thriller set in 1974 based on the novel by Alan Judd.

Newsnight Tudor Monastery Farm Tom visits a foundry to help cast a new bell.

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Daybreak Lorraine The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning ITV News This Morning Loose Women Kaye Adams, Coleen Nolan, Jane Moore and Sherrie Hewson are joined by singer Gabrielle.

ITV News and Weather Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover Dickinson’s Real Deal David Dickinson and the team are in Burton-onTrent Show Me the Telly Television archive quiz show, hosted by Richard Bacon.

The Paul O’Grady Show Guests include Britain’s Got Talent judge Amanda Holden.

ITV News London ITV News and Weather Emmerdale Charity goes to extreme lengths to get revenge on Jai. Tonight Too Young for Technology?

Emmerdale Cain attempts to comfort a drunken Charity but she misreads his signals.

Britain’s Secret Treasures Bettany Hughes meets the man who discovered one of the greatest hoards of gold ever found in Scotland I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

It’s been almost two weeks in the jungle, but how are the celebrities coping with the jungle.

ITV News at Ten and Weather The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes music maestro Gary Barlow.

Wild Britain with Ray Mears Ray Mears visits the Isle of Mull where he joins local whale watching skipper James Fairburns Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly.

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The Hoobs According to Jim Will and Grace Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Undercover Boss Canada Beat My Build Channel 4 News Summary Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals Superscrimpers: Waste Not, Want Not Comanche Station Budd Boetticher’s tough western follows Jefferson Cody’s quest to find the wife of a settler who has been held captive by the Comanches.

Phil: Secret Agent Down Under Countdown Deal or No Deal Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me The Simpsons Hollyoaks The villagers gather to congratulate Tony on his achievement, but where is he?

Channel 4 News 4thought.tv George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces George is invited onboard a blinged-up double decker bus, which has been converted into a posh restaurant.

Getting Rich in the Recession: Scrappers The UK is still feeling the effects of the recent recession. Jobs are being axed, money is tight and most of us are broke. But look a little closer and you’ll see that the streets of Britain are paved with gold.

What Happens in Kavos...

A new, second series of the show that delves deeply into the lives of the young Brits who each year head to the resort on the Greek island of Corfu in their thousands.

Gogglebox Another chance to see yesterday’s new episode.

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Milkshake The Wright Stuff The Hotel Inspector 5 News Lunchtime Stobart: Trucks, Trains

and Planes 1:15 Home and Away Having lost the research and with a journalist among their first customers, John and Marilyn set off on their maiden bus tour.

1:45 Neighbours 2:20 NCIS 3:15 Love at the Parade As Chicago prepares for its annual Thanksgiving day parade, the coordinator is shocked by the arrival of a consultant who has been brought in to assess the parade’s finances.

5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours Mason enjoys helping and playing with Jackson, but he is startled to realise that Rhiannon wants him to be a father figure to her son.

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USA Adventure Charley steers his BMW motorbike to North Carolina.

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Chris Terrill travels alone with his camera to the remote north of Norway and joins members of the Sami community.

10:00 Person of Interest The Machine’s final number brings Reese to the suburbs and sends him undercover in an idyllic neighbourhood.

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The Untold Story Part-dramatised documentary series about the life and crimes of infamous killer Myra Hindley.

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Sarah-Jane Mee is joined by special guests to discuss some of the biggest talking points in sport.

Football Gold FIFA Futbol Mundial Champions League Goals NFL A profile of former Detroit Lions running back Barry Sanders.

NFL Detroit Lions take on the Green Bay. NFL Dallas Cowboys entertain the Oakland Raiders.

NFL Baltimore Ravens do battle with the Pittsburgh Steelers.

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League World A round-up of all the latest headlines from the Barclays Premier League.

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