Artless Zombie Syndrome

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WARNING Artless Zombie Syndrome

Louisiana-wide Artless Alert Effective Early 2014 to End of Legislative Session

ARTLESS ZOMBIE THREAT CONFIRMED!

Citizens asked to remain calm, advised to boost their personal and community creativity levels immediately, and follow the prescribed remedy to avoid artless zombification in Louisiana In Louisiana, we know that our state is special.

The LCA and LPA do this by promoting the growth

No other place has our rich heritage and vibrant

of local arts organizations, advancing the role of

sense of creativity, culture, cuisine, history, and

arts education in our schools, and combating

connection to the environment. Today, our state’s

artlessness each and every day.

artists, artisans, chefs, performers, writers, producers, educators, and public officials are

The organizations encourage a strong creative

working to sustain and grow this extraordinary

workforce in Louisiana through educational

cultural identity. Our very humanity is at stake.

workshops, networking events, and specific professional development opportunities. And they

If the latest reports of an Artless Zombie outbreak

work with local arts councils to conduct community

are true, we must all rally together to ensure the

outreach and legislative advocacy in support of

preservation and advancement of our identity.

Louisiana’s zombie-less cultural industry.

Collectively, we must boost our creative potential and reaffirm our unique sense of place. Our shared

This year, following Lt. Governor Jay Dardenne’s

Undead and Brainless

culture depends on it.

recommendation for an increased Louisiana

Before the onset of Artless Zombie Syndrome, this Lafeyette bank teller was mild mannered and harmless. But she hadn’t danced in three years, her piano was untuned and gathering dust, and the last poem she read aloud was in high school. Now, look at her, becoming more artless by the day, losing touch with her creative side. Brainless. But there is hope...

Division of the Arts budget, the LCA and LPA ask The Louisiana Citizens for the Arts and the

for your help to ensure that Artless Zombie

Louisiana Partnership for the Arts are the largest

Syndrome is a thing of the past.

creative-based grassroots organizations in the state. They serve every facet of Louisiana’s

According to the Centers for Disease Control’s Anti-

complex arts community, including artists, arts

zombification bureau, current levels of arts funding

professionals, educators, patrons, nonprofit

are too low to ensure zombie eradication. Please

organizations, and numerous agencies. They even

encourage your legislators to approve a “growth

serve ex-zombies, and those who fear Artless

budget” for the Louisiana Division of the Arts for the

Zombie Syndrome..

2015 Session.


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