WARNING Artless Zombie Syndrome
Louisiana-wide Artless Alert Effective Early 2014 to End of Legislative Session
ARTLESS ZOMBIE THREAT CONFIRMED!
Citizens asked to remain calm, advised to boost their personal and community creativity levels immediately, and follow the prescribed remedy to avoid artless zombification in Louisiana In Louisiana, we know that our state is special.
The LCA and LPA do this by promoting the growth
No other place has our rich heritage and vibrant
of local arts organizations, advancing the role of
sense of creativity, culture, cuisine, history, and
arts education in our schools, and combating
connection to the environment. Today, our state’s
artlessness each and every day.
artists, artisans, chefs, performers, writers, producers, educators, and public officials are
The organizations encourage a strong creative
working to sustain and grow this extraordinary
workforce in Louisiana through educational
cultural identity. Our very humanity is at stake.
workshops, networking events, and specific professional development opportunities. And they
If the latest reports of an Artless Zombie outbreak
work with local arts councils to conduct community
are true, we must all rally together to ensure the
outreach and legislative advocacy in support of
preservation and advancement of our identity.
Louisiana’s zombie-less cultural industry.
Collectively, we must boost our creative potential and reaffirm our unique sense of place. Our shared
This year, following Lt. Governor Jay Dardenne’s
Undead and Brainless
culture depends on it.
recommendation for an increased Louisiana
Before the onset of Artless Zombie Syndrome, this Lafeyette bank teller was mild mannered and harmless. But she hadn’t danced in three years, her piano was untuned and gathering dust, and the last poem she read aloud was in high school. Now, look at her, becoming more artless by the day, losing touch with her creative side. Brainless. But there is hope...
Division of the Arts budget, the LCA and LPA ask The Louisiana Citizens for the Arts and the
for your help to ensure that Artless Zombie
Louisiana Partnership for the Arts are the largest
Syndrome is a thing of the past.
creative-based grassroots organizations in the state. They serve every facet of Louisiana’s
According to the Centers for Disease Control’s Anti-
complex arts community, including artists, arts
zombification bureau, current levels of arts funding
professionals, educators, patrons, nonprofit
are too low to ensure zombie eradication. Please
organizations, and numerous agencies. They even
encourage your legislators to approve a “growth
serve ex-zombies, and those who fear Artless
budget” for the Louisiana Division of the Arts for the
Zombie Syndrome..
2015 Session.