Hello Joburg June 2018

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JUNE 2018

JOBURG’S DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO RESTAURANTS ENTERTAINMENT SHOPPING AND ACCOMMODATION

Dining Out Check out our selection of NEW restaurants

THE FUNNY SIDE OF FATHERHOOD

with

ALFRED ADRIAAN

Sex IN THE CITY

R29.00 incl. VAT (South Africa) TRAVEL: Bucket list trip to London - indulgent, delightful, splendid and sparing no frills.R25.00 (other countries)

New look, new experience situated in the Middle Mall.

For bookings and reservations please contact 011 325 5138 / soyumhp@soyum.co.za

Cnr Jan Smuts Ave & William Nicol Drive, Hyde Park, Sandton, Johannesburg, South Africa www.hydeparkcorner.co.za 011 325 4340

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UPFRONT 2 ED'S NOTE 3 HELLO JOBURG ONLINE 4 CALENDAR 6 LIFESTYLE

#Hellorecommends Racing. It’s a Rush Neighbourhoods: Keeping up with Kensington A Quick Guide to Public Sex in Jozi

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JOZI GUIDE 10 COVER FEATURE The Funny Side of Fatherhood with Alfred Adriaan

12 SHOPPING Retro Inspired Must-Have’s for Dad Shopping at 44 Stanley

19 BEAUTY & WELLNESS Bianca’s Lust List

22 DINING OUT

Restaurant of the Month: Parea Greek Taverna Chef of the Month: Chad Bosman Hotspot: Love Me So

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Lerato’s Corner: The Lonely Hearts Club A Unique Offering at So Yum Hyde Park Corner The Restaurateur: Leon Pretorius from the Countess

40 LEISURE ACTIVITIES A Day or Two in Jozi with Dad

43 NIGHTLIFE

Gentlemen’s Night Out Poison of the Month: Don Papa Rum

46 ARTS & CULTURE

On the cover We chat to Alfred Adriaan about full time comedy, marriage and his life as a brand new dad.

Turn to page 10 for more info Image: Supplied

A Day in the Life of an Art Curator: Kimberley Cunningham

49 ENTERTAINMENT Our Top Picks for June

51 TRAVEL

The Grandeur that is London: A Bucket List Trip

55 CONFERENCING & EVENTS Exploring Kloofzicht Lodge and Spa

60 INFORMATION DIRECTORY 61 MAPS 64 BACKCHAT Spend 7 minutes with SPHectacula & DJ Naves Hello Joburg • June 2018 • Hellojoburg.co.za

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SPINNERCOM M E D I A

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H

ey June, don’t be bad. Take a chilly month and make it better.

With apologies to The Beatles, we wanted to welcome the month with a little song - so feel free to read it back to the popular tune. And if you’re too young to recognise it, ask your dad!

Sunday the 17th of June is Father’s Day and as promised, this month’s magazine is all about him. If you haven’t made plans yet, we’re pretty sure that once you’re done here you’ll have an idea. And well if you don’t, well then we can’t help you so ask mom.

We know that dad is generally a lot harder to shop for than mom. Soap on a rope is dead in the shower and you bought him socks last year. Check out page 12 for some retro-inspired gifts for dad that you may just want to keep for yourself too – shotgun the turntable.

LIFESTYLE EDITOR Bianca Spinner DIGITAL CONTRIBUTOR Cazz Tregurtha

us there. To win tickets check out the details on page 11.

And on the subject of how babies are made, don’t miss our Some Like it Public feature on page 8 – a quick guide to public sex in Joburg.

If you’re looking to take dad out for a big lunch or bigger dinner, our restaurant of the month, Parea in Illovo in a sure bet every time after 3 decades in the industry. If you’re planning on turning the whole weekend into an ode to dad, then try book a table for a Friday or Saturday night when the Greek dancers are in the house.

Check out the details on page 22 and if you break a plate, just go with it.

Whatever you get up to this month, have fun and Some dads are senior consultants at home while share your experiences with us on social media! others are just starting out as junior assistants with new born babies – just ask comedian Alfred Happy father’s day to all the Jozi dads.

Adriaan who posed for this month’s cover.

Despite interrupted sleep and a crying baby, he’s putting on his first one man show later this month called “Dating Life” and you should join

er Justyn Spinn

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Hello ONLINE FATHER'S DAY

Top 5 for Father's Day Dad deserves all of the spoils - especially since he taught you all the life skills you needed to know - like changing a tyre and much more...

SEX IN JOZI Get in on - you know you want to!

We take our jobs seriously here - so of course we went out on the trail to find the best places to get it on in Jozi...

Can you believe its half way through the year? June may be a month of cold weather, but that doesn't mean that you can't heat it up between the sheets (or not)...

WIN WIN WIN!

Who to follow

We love giving things away - and this month is no different! Goodies that would make the perfect gifts for dad and loads more await you on our website…

Top DILFS (Dads I’d like to…. Follow)

Let’s all be honest for a second. There’s nothing sexier than a good-looking man that’s good with children! We aren’t sure why, but most females get googlyeyed when seeing a man playing with little kids. So here are a few gorgeous South African family men to get googly-eyed over this Father’s Day.

@abdevilliers17

AB is seen as one of the greatest batsmen of all time and plays for the South African cricket team. His smile is enough to melt the coldest heart and he has two sons that he adores. He even has a post of him and his toddler wearing matching leather jackets. Cute! Do yourself a favour and go check it out.

@HelloJoburgMagazine

@realblackcoffee

The South African DJ that is making waves locally and internationally just loves his family, and he isn’t afraid to show it. Many of his posts on Instagram are dedicated to his two boys and wife of 7 years.

Don’t you just love a successful man who makes extra time for his family in between jetting around the world?

FOLLOW US @hellojoburgmag

@jon_boyntonlee

This heartthrob won the coveted title of sexiest man at various award shows, and it’s easy to see why. He’s a presenter on Top Billing, an actor and a director. The little ones in many of his posts are his niece and nephew, and he isn’t a dad just yet, but he’s definitely going to be a good one someday judging by the love he gives them. His Instagram is filled with adorable pictures. Cue an ‘aaaaw’ moment.

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calendar what’s on, in and around Joburg in JUNE

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FOOD AND BEER PAIRING

FIRE AND FEAST MEAT FESTIVAL

JULIET CULLINAN STANDARD BANK WINE FESTIVAL

Who doesn’t love an evening filled with wine, wine and more wine! Enjoy a glass, or 4, of vino at the Juliet Cullinan Standard Bank Wine Festival. This festival is South Africa’s oldest and most prestigious wine shows, so put on your fancy pants and head out for an outing filled with all things wine.

When: 5-6 June Where: Park House Events, 7th floor Hyde Park Shopping Centre, Hyde Park Cost: R200 Book: www.webtickets.co.za

Meat lovers unite! If you’ve been on a quest to educate yourself on anything from meat purchasing to cooking and of course eating, then you’ve found it! The Fire & Feast Meat Festival presented by Crown National , will be running for its second year in the city of Johannesburg. Visitors can expect to learn interesting new ways to prepare meat from leading butchers with some of the country`s best chefs on hand to demonstrate cooking techniques using a variety of modern utensils.

When: 58-10 June Where: Ticketpro Dome, Northumberland Rd and Olievenhout Ave, North Riding, Johannesburg Cost: R50-R100 Book: www.online.computicket.com

14 JUNE SOWETO INTERNATIONAL JAZZ FESTIVAL Get your jazz hands ready for the Soweto International Jazz Festival. The event takes place at the state of the art Soweto Theatre complex with indoor and outdoor spaces, vendors, artists, food, workshops, and VIP events design to not only educate, but to connect people via the magic of music and art.

When: 14-17 June Where: Soweto Theatre Precinct, Cnr Bolani Link and Bolani Rd, Jabulani, Soweto Cost: R450-R2800 Book: www.webtickets.co.za

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Listen up all you beer drinkers out there!

Treat yourself to a delectable 5-course meal paired with SAB-branded beer. Learn about SAB and beer as a trade brewer guides you through the pairing, explaining how the mouthfeel, flavour and aroma of each beer enhances the flavours and textures of the food.

When: 9 June Where: SAB World of Beer, 15 Helen Joseph Street, Newtown Cost: R285-R995 Book: www.webtickets.co.za

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8 JUNE FRIDAY NIGHT AT 44 STANLEY – WINTER EDITION

This trendy spot is probably one of the best ways that we can think of to relax and unwind after a cold winters week. Celebrate the chilly weather and 44 Stanley’s 15th birthday with an exciting mix of restaurants, food and artisanal crafters as well as shops.

When: 8 June Where: 44 Stanley Avenue, Braamfontein Werf Cost: No Tickets required

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Fancy a bit of motivation rap? Lecrae, American Christian Hip Hop recording artist, heads to South Africa for a one-night show to debut his latest album titled “All Things Work Together”. If you’re a fan, make sure to get your tickets so you don’t miss out, this is sure to be a spectacular performance!

When: 9 June Where: Mary Fitzegerald Square, Cnr of Henry Nxumalo and Bree St, Newtown Cost: 85-R995 Book: www.quicket.co.za

www.reachrecords.com

www.44stanley.co.za

LACRAE – ALL THINGS WORK TOGETHER WORLD TOUR

16 JUNE INTERNATIONAL DAY OF YOGA

The International Day of Yoga is celebrated in over 150 countries worldwide. Johannesburg will celebrate the festivities on the 16th of June so come roll out your yoga mat and enjoy an afternoon where the community will come together to share a passion for yoga. As it's also Youth day there will be a full kids program (including kids yoga and other activities). That’s not all, there will also be vendors offering healthy food/drink options, yoga services, and yoga clothing and props.

When: 16 June Where: Wanderers Stadium, Corlett Dr & Rudd Road, Illovo Cost: The event is free but you can support by joining the 108 sun salutation challenge for a donation of R108

Visit hellojoburg.co.za for more great things to do in JUNE

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HOURS in

JOBURG

Diane Tadjuideen

16 JUNE HEAR YEE! RECORDING STUDIOS 7TH BIRTHDAY

A bunch of super awesome bands and kickass DJs are helping Hear Yee celebrate their 7th birthday and Youth Day at The Good Luck Bar. Expect an awesome party filled with good vibes, great music and an even better cause. All proceeds raised from the event will go to Hi Hopes an organisation that is focused on providing hearing aids for children. Check out the event on Facebook for the killer line-up.

When: 16 June Where: The Good Luck Bar, 1 Fox Street, Ferreirastown Cost: R90 Book: www.quicket.co.za

Between showcasing at fashion week, running her showroom and managing her clothing line DIANE (a ready to wear women’s brand focused on effortlessly chic pieces), Parisian born model Diane Tadjuideen is the ultimate girl boss. We couldn’t wait to catch up with her for a little peek into her very busy schedule and a look at a day in her life!

5 www.diane-paris.com  @dianeparisofficial 07h30 The alarm rings, I’m not a morning person so it takes me a good 15min to get out of bed, that’s when I check my agenda on my phone and all my WhatsApp and Instagram notifications. I like to make myself hot water with lemon and drink it while I’m getting ready.

29 JUNE FIRE & ICE - A GLITTERING DOUBLE BILL FROM JOBURG BALLET

Joburg Ballet’s Fire and Ice promises a glittering double bill at Joburg Theatre this Winter.

From the diamond brilliance of classical ballet to the sweep and surge of European contemporary dance, Joburg Ballet takes centre stage in Fire and Ice at Joburg Theatre for ten performances from Friday 29 June to Sunday 8 July.

When: 129 June – 8 July Where: Joburg Theatre, Loveday and Hoofd Street Cost: R414 Book: wwww.webtickets.co.za

30 JUNE FROZEN WINTER FESTIVAL

Join In the Forest for the best outdoor family event this Winter! What better way to get the kids out of the house than with a chance to meet Elsa, Anna, Kristoff & Olaf! Get them to dress up in their favourite prince and princess outfits and allow them to go fairy spotting on the Fairy Trail. This event is perfect for the whole family and will be offering everything from Gluwein, hot chocolate, craft beer, coffee to scrumptious artisan food, wintery and G&T's. Oh, and we can’t forget the marshmallow roasting!

When: 30 June Where: The Forest Venue, 2 Aloe Ridge Drive, 1961 Walkerville Cost: R10-R40 Book: www.intheforestvenue.nutickets.co.za

08h30 I leave home and grab a quick coffee and croissant at Fournos Dunkeld 5 www.fournos.co.za 09h00 I try to be at my showroom no later than nine.

I reply to my urgent emails until I get my first appointment, it’s either a private client who wants to see the range or a stockist who wants to place an order for a shop.

13h00 I will order my lunch on Uber Eats because I’m usually too busy to go out for lunch (some of my clients come to shop during their lunch break) 5 www.ubereats.com 15h00 If I don’t have clients coming I will usually have other meetings with stylists or designers about a collaborations.

16h00 After all my meetings and clients I like to take a couple hours to plan upcoming projects like a popup, workshop or other events.

18h00 If I’m not too lazy I will go for a quick run or play some tennis it help me to relax at the end of the day.

20h00 If Im not cooking at home I like to go to Big Mouth in Sandton I love the food and the vibe.

5 www.thebigmouth.co.za 22h00 After dinner it’s chilling time for myself and my husband we either watch a series or a movie.

23h30 I normally fall asleep during the movie.

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#HELLORECOMMENDS RACING.

It’s a Rush T

he main objective for Racing.

It’s A Rush is to bring the ‘Sport of Kings’ back to the forefront of the lifestyle and entertainment industrys. The goal is to reinvigorate the sport and bring back the glamour, thrill and excitement of horse racing. The brand itself is fresh, inspired and exciting and is discovering, attracting and engaging with a new generation of horse racing enthusiasts.

The idea that is being promoted, is to expose the younger generation to several facets – the rush of racing as well as the fashion and the fun that comes with a day at the races. Using an interactive website and an everincreasing social media presence, a new wave of followers are being taught the intricacies of a sport that carries a proud history and is unearthing a new wave of talent.

Part of their journey includes removing stigmas, educating a new, expanding audience and promoting a number of event experiences across South Africa.

The lounge is beautifully decorated and offers not only the best views over Johannesburg, but also of all the races, and with its own private bar, restaurant and betting facilities, it certainly shows that racing is a popular and classy affair.

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We were treated to an amazing day, with our own private seating area, a delicious floating canape menu and Jameson’s whisky joined us for an interesting and interactive tasting of a variety of their offerings. Guests were dressed to the nines in bowties and fascinators, as the lounge does have a strict dress code. A great amount of fun was had trying to choose which horse to place money on (always go with a cool name, seems to be the consensus).

A short lesson on the history of horse racing followed, and then we were privileged to take a tour of the racecourse, and watch the horses in the parade ring, as well as watching a race from the side of the track – which is certainly a once in a lifetime experience that will never be forgotten.

If you are looking for a fun day out – make sure to head over to the Racing. It’s a Rush lounge at Turffontein racecourse, you will love every minute! For more information on upcoming events visit www.itsarush.co.za or follow them on social media Facebook, Instagram and Twitter or join us on www.hellojoburg. co.za.

5 www.itsarush.co.za @Racing_ItsARush @racingitsarush @RACINGitsarush

Words Heather Hook

Nothing can beat a day at the races! We recently hosted a group of VIP bloggers to an amazing experience alongside the team from Racing. It’s A Rush in their beautifully appointed Members Only Lounge, located at Turffontein Racecourse.

KEEPING UP WITH

Kensington!

People of

JOBURG

Lenny-Dee Doucha

With a variety of attractions from food, beer and antiques to the perfect picnic spot Kensington has something for everyone! With so much to do, we think it would also make a perfect day out for Father’s Day - if your dad is an outdoorsy, antique loving, beer drinker that is!

RHODES PARK Catch the winter sun here!

Meander down the stepping stones of Rhodes Park, and spend the day sitting in the sun, while overlooking the lake. There is a small amphitheater at the park where shows are held occasionally under the stars. Take your children for a fun day out and play on the swings and jungle gym.

Rhodes Park is a wonderful place to spend some time in nature, right in the city! Bring a picnic blanket and some gluewien and feel the winter sun on your face. As with most public areas, please be aware of your surroundings at all times and the park is best experienced during the day.

Cnr Cumberland and Ocean streets, Kensington ‘ANTIQUE LANE’ Antiques fit for a queen (and king)!

Kensington is a wonderful place to get your antique fix.

Queen street is laden with unique antique stores, so you only need to visit one place to find all the gems you are looking for. An antique is classified as something that is valuable because of its age and quality. Usually antiques are over 100 years old, but you will find an array of gorgeous furniture options, art and crystal that vary in age and are in exquisite condition. If you browse long enough from store to store, you are most likely to find odds and ends that are diamonds in the rough that you won't be finding anywhere else!

Try Rudan Antiques, Ye Olde Collector, Granny's Attic, The Yard and Barter Buy Antiques & Interiors, all on Queen Street.

Words Cazz Tregurtha

DIE KNEIPE Traditional German Pub Die Kneipe (meaning The Pub in German) is not your average local pub. If you love traditional German food, such as zwiebelrostbraten (simply put: rib roast cut meat, onions and gravy) and pork roast, accompanied by imported German beer, then this is the place to go.

The atmosphere is very relaxed, so don't be in a rush when you visit. You can expect good prices and a fun ambiance, with many of the guests being locals at the bar. Did someone say Jägerbomb?

Queen Place, 139 Queen St & Langermann Drive 1 011 616 8760

Lenny-Dee is the lead singer of eclectic dream pop sensation, Bye Beneco who have been making waves in the underground and pop culture music scenes.

Their sound stems from various styles with the intention to forever evolve with Johannesburg being their biggest influence! She is also known for being a stylist & art director. 

@byebeneco  @ldoucha

What is your favourite part about the creative industry in Jozi?

There are so many talented people in Jozi breaking boundaries and setting standards locally and internationally. There is something so special about the Joburg scene and we’re on the map, all eyes on South Africa. I love watching people I know blossom into these insanely creative visionaries and I’m excited to be apart of the movement.

What’s the story behind the name Bye Beneco?

Beneco was the name of the ship that brought my Czech side of the family to South Africa in the early 1900s Your top 3 albums?

That is quite a tough one because I have so many top albums, but I can tell you what I’m listening to at the moment. Arcade Fire ‘Everything Now’, Kali Uchis ‘Isolation’ and Pond ‘The Weather’.

What has been your favourite project to work on to date My two favourite projects I have worked on have been the music videos for our singles ‘Jungle Drums’ directed by Emilie Badenhorst and ‘Ghetto Disko’ directed by Ying-Poi De Lacy.

What is your wardrobe must have?

And why?

My wardrobe must have is my limited-edition Crystal Birch felt beret! I love it!

What’s your favourite store in Jozi?

The Moral Kiosk, Melville. Coffee, records & clothing. They have the maddest cowboy boot collection too. f www.facebook.com/themoralkioskjhb/ What’s a weird habit that you have?

I don’t like creases. I like cleaning. A lot. I’m slightly OCD. What can we expect from Bye Beneco in the future?

We’re about to embark on our third annual European Tour and have a full-length album in the works. Date to be confirmed but we’re super excited about our new stuff and you should be too!

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Some like it public A quick guide to public sex in Jozi

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We spoke to some of Hello Joburg’s more forthcoming readers for some suggestions and ideas and then tried out some of them. A good time was had by all.

KARAOKE BOOTH AT SAIGON SUZY

Saigon Suzy is the ideal venue for a shag. In fact, if you weigh it all up, you’ll see why Setting the mood: The small tapas and sharing menu fills the tummy just enough but won’t leave you feeling like a food coma is imminent. Getting kinky on a full tummy is not ideal. The lighting throughout the venue is conducive to a good flirt with just the right amount of light to lock eyes with the guy across the room at the bar but dim enough that no-one else will notice (unless you stare like a moron for an extended period) Physical safety risks: The seating in the

karaoke booths are comfy and you can really stretch your legs out when you are lying flat which is important if you are in the mood for more than a quickie. Sex in a tight spot risks an injury.

Risk of getting caught: The later it gets in the evening, the less strict the venue management become about people coming in and out of the booths which is great because it means less chance of getting caught but still hasthe thrill of someone popping in to sing a song.

THE GOODMAN GALLERY IN ROSEBANK After all, according to Pablo Picasso, “sex and art are the same thing”

Setting the mood: You both like art so going to an exhibition at a larney gallery in the evening is

Words Carly Ritz

Public sex has its own entry in Wikipedia. It is described as a sexual activity that takes place in a public context. Not rocket science. But here’s the boring part of the entry. The Wikipedia entry describes public places as a back-yard or in your bedroom with the curtains open, maybe even a car, beach or cemetery (which is just weird) but the point is, with the whole of Joburg as your playground, why not take it up a notch?

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already exciting. And in the event that one of you doesn’t actually like art, there is often free wine at the gallery and at least one of you likes wine so it’s a win-win situation on the arts and booze front. In conclusion, the combination probably makes you both feel a little dizzy and/or horny.

Perfect! Add to that a venue with various halls, nooks and crannies, dim lighting and people going out of their way to ignore other people (because who really socialises at a gallery) and you have an interesting and challenging sex setting.

Physical safety risks: When it comes to sex in a gallery, you biggest safety concern should be the damage to your wallet. Should you decide to get a little hot and heavy, keep away from anything fragile or breakable. That is not a bill you want to pick up at the end of the evening!

Risk of getting caught: HIGH! Which is why we suggested it.

Saigon Suzy

PS: If this really does peak your interest, then check out to see what’s on this month to get your partner to the gallery so you can take up the challenge: http://www. goodman-gallery.com/

HOT AIR BALLOONING

Romantic ride for 2 (with the guy flying the balloon) – but three doesn’t have to be a crowd Setting the mood: Can it get more romantic than sunrise over the city? It’s usually pretty chilly at this time of the day too so all the more reason to cuddle. Don’t worry about the guy controlling the hot air balloon. He is focused on keeping you safe and has probably seen it all before. It’s just another day at the office for him really.

Physical safety risks: This depends a lot on the size of the basket, but a standard basket can take up to 8 people plus an instructor. If you have booked the balloon for just two of you to play crouching tiger and biting dragon while the instructor directs the balloon, then it’s pretty roomy. Just make sure you take a soft-ish blanket along.

Risk of getting caught: Well if it’s just the two of you and the guy flying the balloon then get comfortable with the fact that he may sneak a peek. Alternatively, if you opt for a 4-couple experience, then with the correct clothing and positioning (i.e. gal in skirt in front of guy with loose fitting pants) there’s no reason you can’t go for a little dip in.

Everyone else is going to be focusing on the view anyway.

ON A LESSER USED STAIRCASE – ANYWHERE!

Now the world is your bedroom Setting the mood: This one’s for the couple

The Goodman Galler y who really just can’t wait. At any busy mall, hotel, theatre, airport or office block there is a staircase, somewhere waiting to be christened.

Joburg has plenty of these so this one really is yours for the picking.

Physical safety risks: Of all the places to have sex, this is probably one of the most uncomfortable. Between the steps and stair bannisters, a little slip or bump could result in concussion or even broken bones.

Risk of getting caught: The chances of getting caught by an individual on a remote stairwell is high. Think hotel manager running between floors, a shop assistant dashing downstairs or to the roof for a quick ciggie or just a kid in a mall playing hide and seek #awkies. But seeing as though these are usually service stairs, you are unlikely to be discovered by a big crowd armed and ready to WhatsApp – so that’s the upside.

IN A SEX CLUB

Despite South Africans being a little more conservative than the rest of the world, these do exist.

Setting the mood: Well if you’re going to one of these spots, then you’re probably in the mood already. And this really is a safe place because they’re designed for you to let your hair down and take your pants off. There is a perception that sex clubs are for single people who can’t get laid to find a stranger and get it on, but according to our sources, a lot of couples who have been together for ages like a visit to one of these places for some fun together.

Physical safety risks: These types of clubs take personal safety, dignity and reputation very seriously. Many of them have a screening process and/or introduction tours with briefs on what to expect upfront.

Where to go: http://pharaohs.co.za/who-we-are/ https://www.clubrome.co.za/ If you think we’ve missed a spot, please do share. It’s your public duty!

Happy shagging.

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cover feature

NEW BABY! No joke!

@alfredadriaan @alfredadriaan @alfredadriaanpag

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Compiled by Carly Ritz

The last time Hello Joburg caught up with comedian Alfred Adriaan, he was still working a corporate job, pretty single and dating up a storm. Things have changed. The man rocking this month’s cover is now doing comedy full time, married and a brand new dad. HJ caught up with Alfie to chat about being a dad, his first one-man show coming to The Pieter Torien theatre and the world of dating.

Alfie fell in love with his son the minute he laid eyes on him but can’t get over how the more he cries, the more his mother adores him. “It’s like a baby spell to which only moms are susceptible. The kid kept her up for 3 days in a row and she’s just so in love. I don’t know how he does it. He can do no wrong. I need the husband version of the spell man.” As for becoming a panicky sleeper since the baby’s taken up space in the boudoir he says, “I fall asleep and forget he’s there. Then I feel him and poep myself that I’m going to roll over and squash him. Jirree the wife was demorien when I said he’s got to go back to the cot.”

But the truth is that right now there is no greater heroine in his life than his wife.

“Seeing what my wife went through during birth – that is not for the faint-hearted. People say ah it’s just a little injection in the back.

Rubbish. They don’t warn you about the graphics. It’s like watching an exorcism.”

So what kind of a dad does he plan to be? “I never thought I’d say it, but I’m pretty comfortable turning into my dad. My dad is a fantastic dad. He used to spoil me with everything I needed but gave me a realistic perspective on life. He was as adamant that I understood all kinds of people and their struggles. All during my upbringing he was always very supportive but let me fall a couple of times to learn things on my own.”

“He encouraged me to make decisions on my own. I don’t want to be a hardcore dad. I want to show him the world and take him to Paris but also want him to pack shelves at a Checkers. I did. I want him to make his own way in life. My dad taught me that early on.”

So in between interrupted sleep and a crying baby, Alfie is planning for his first one-man show at The Pieter Torien theatre later this month. It’s been a lifelong dream for the comedian and it’s taken time to get here. “I needed to be ready. I never want to give people sub-par entertainment. I wasn’t going to do that. If people are going to get out of bed and plan their day around me, buy a ticket, drive to a venue and pay attention to a 90-minute show then they deserve the best not some average show because I need money and it’s due. So if the next show after this is only in 2 years from now forgive me. Now you know why.”

The show called Dating Life is a play on words. It’s definitely about a once awkward Alfie trying to crack it with the fairer sex but it’s also about dating life in terms of negotiating everything that has come his way from growing up to getting married and everything in between and with this comes some very edgy and very honest observations about relationships overall.

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new baby is no joke. I mean I’ve swopped my dream car for a daddy sedan” says an exhausted but delighted new dad over three cups of strong coffee. If there is one thing that’s dawned on the small-town guy from Hankey near PE, it’s that until this point, he has been seriously selfish in how he’s lived his life. “I don’t think I was prepared for how much a new-born baby can actually cry and my routine has done a total 180. Instead of meeting my agent this morning like usual I’m taking the little guy to the clinic for a checkup and weigh-in – in my new daddy car with car seat obviously because he has to come first now.”

So what can audiences expect? Alfie talks about sticking to your “time-slot” when it comes to meeting girls at clubs or bars. It sounds a little strange at first but on consideration, you may realise you’ve been there too. “You learn about your time-slot in your 20s” Alfie explains. “It’s important to know when to arrive at the venue or club. First of all, drinks are expensive. So you don’t want to buy drinks for a girl you have no shot with. Some guys arrive at 9, buy one or two drinks and leave at 10 with 2 girls. I was never that guy. I was the 11:30 pm guy – having to come later because only the drunk girls would even consider me. That’s the time-slot theory” Taking girlfriends home to meet his mother was also an interesting process. “My mother was like Randall in Idols when it came to coloured women. She made them jump through hoops man. But If I brought a white girl or foreigner – then she was happy.”

Alfie’s observations about relationships, gleaned mostly from his parents are both insightful and side-splitting. “Men become way too comfortable the longer they are in a relationship but the more a woman is with a man the more uncomfortable she becomes. Men let themselves go. There’s my dad on the couch in his socks and undies. Women take care of themselves. They eat well and train and never lose hope that they can fix their man because after 3 decades they are way too far down the line to start again. They will spend their lives trying to turn Mr Bronx into Mr Loafers. Sometimes to no avail” But despite his highs and lows of dating, nothing compares to his marital bliss. “I love coming home to my wife and son. Gone are the days of FOMO and hanging around after gigs. Now I can’t wait to get home.”

So any final words on dating? Here’s one from Alfie that we love and really resonate with. Dating isn’t about capturing something beautiful or being in a relationship where you smother someone. It’s about the rare and pretty bird in that window that keeps coming back to visit if you leave the right seeds quietly on the window sill. But if you put a cage over it, everything changes and the first chance it has, it flies away. You can’t cage a wild thing.

For this and more in dating life, don’t miss Alfie’s show!

Dating Life is on at The Pieter Torien Theatre Dates: June 27th to July 8th Tickets are available at Computicket To win a set of tickets, let us know your worst dating experience on our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/HelloJoburgMagazine/

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SHOPPING MONT BLANC

THE GADGET SHOP BEDFORDVIEW

For the dad who’s into techy thingamabobs, this store is your one stop shop. Full of unique finds, The Gadget Shop specialises in the latest, never-before-seen, electronic, intelligent, highly-advanced technological gadgets, equipment and super-toys. Think drones and pets’ accessories to mind puzzles and more.

Shop U48, Bedford Centre, Bedfordview 011 615 1180 www.thegadgetshop.co.za For the dad that appreciates the finer things in life, from luxury writing instruments, leather goods and watches to smart devices like augmented paper and digital pens, Mont Blonc is made for the sophisticated modern man.

With a store decorated by French designer and interior architect Noé Duchaufour-Lawrence, visiting Mont Blanc is an experience on its own.

Sandton City Shopping Centre, Sandton 011 666 2804 www.montblanc.com

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SKOOBS THEATRE OF BOOKS

For the dad that’s a literary wiz, Skoobs Theatre of books is a must visit! The first of its kind in South Africa, Skoobs Theatre of Books is a state-of-the-art concept store where the world of literature comes alive.

The store has a coffee shop, and an upmarket Champagne bar with a baby grand piano to provide entertainment.

Shop 74, Montecasino, Fourways 011 513 2800 www.tsogosun.com/montecasino

NIC HARRY

For the quirky dad who loves a pair of funky socks, Nic Harry has you covered! With socks that are hand made from incredibly soft and luxurious bamboo fibres in stylish designs these are the most perfect socks dad could ever put on his feet!

20 Cradock Ave, Rosebank 021 447 3080 www.nicharry.com

AREA 3

For the trendy dad, Area 3 is the way to go. A concept store by adidas that’s stocked with only the latest premium sneaker and apparel product that’s an embodiment of sports luxe. With the product being displayed on spacious wooden shelves and the large window space filled with local and creative talent collaborations. If its new to adidas you’ll find it here.

155 Smit St & De Beer Street, Braamfontein 011 339 1348 www.area3.co.za

VILEBREQUIN

For the dad who takes leisure seriously, Vilebrequin specialises in men’s leisure wear from swimming trunks to polo shirts and

beach accessories! If your dad is sentimental then their matching father and son ensembles would make a super cute gift this father’s day!

Nelson Mandela Square, Sandton City, corner Rivonia Road and 5th Street 011 883 0001 www.vilebrequin.com

DUCATI

For the dad that’s into all things motorbikes, Ducati has it all! From an amazingly laid out store with a floor filled with new and used motorbikes to perfect gifts like T-shirts, riding apparel, miniature motorbike models, keychains, leather cleaning kits and helmets, you’ll be sure to find a perfect gift for dad, or just take him along for the experience.

74 Bram Fischer Dr, Ferndale, Randburg 011 919 1600 www.ducati.co.za

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44 STANLEY

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ou will likely find us popping in to poke about at 44 Stanley almost every other weekend.

Why? This trendy/cool/vibey spot is probably one of the best ways that we can think of to relax and unwind after a stressful week. What is probably the most understated, yet stylish precinct boasts an exciting mix of restaurants, food and artisanal crafters and shops set in relaxed, unassuming tree filled and beautifully interconnected courtyards.

The old, yet incredibly cool building plays home to several crafters, artisans and just incredibly cool folk, who love what they do, and do it with passion.

Get some banting bread, taste some delicious chocolate, buy a stunning new leather handbag, grab a coffee with those friends you haven’t seen in a while - or just potter through the vinyl shop adding to your classics collection - there is literally something for everyone.

44 Stanley are celebrating their 15th birthday this year, and with growth comes expansion and change. Not too much change though - but just the right change.

Here are our top shopping picks...

The Storer - literally opened their doors last month and have been a hit ever since. This beautifully styled and well laid out store boasts an amazing array of interior decor items that are unique and creative.

Arty clothing and cool jewellery are a great addition, and even if you don't plan on buying anything (sure, sure) just do yourself a favour and pop in to check out their living

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Rowdy wall. Amaze.

Rowdy Bags - is anything but rowdy - in fact more of a sleek and elegant statement, but we do love their beautifully hand-crafted bags that make the perfect accompaniment to just about any occasion. From sling bags to back packs, weekend bags and anything your heart could desire and well-priced too, might we add.

Milestone Kitchens - this is a cool shop, and you know why we love it?

This beautifully crafted, modular and free-standing kitchen cupboards and units are the bomb for maximising space in small apartments. All your stuff in one place - got it. Moving to a bigger place?

Easy - just add on with matching items to grow your home.

MrVinyl

Mr Vinyl - your go to place for old records from as far back as your grandad's era (if not more). Their collection is vast and varied and if you are looking for a good old vinyl retail store this is it. Old school music and jazz your thing? Here it is. Plus, they also do repairs to record players and the likes - good to know for all the collectors out there.

Odrin - a men's retailer second to none.

Offering not only very high quality but also ethically sourced fabrics, their eye for detail in creating not only custom design, bespoke suits, but also off the rail, ready to wear men's items are something to behold. Worth a visit for sure!

The Leopard - this name may ring a bell, and for good reason.

Originally located in Melville, this well-known local eatery has changed their model and are now

Milestone predominantly a deli, boasting the most amazingly delicious take home meals, all home cooked, with a small eat in section too. Great for those lazy Saturday nights - just saying.

Besides these stores others that are worth a mention include old faithfuls like...

The Leopard Lunar, Chocoloza, Salvation Cafe, Black Coffee and loads more. Do yourself a favour and go pop in - you will love it... and you can thank us later!

44 Stanley Ave, Braamfontein Werf 1 011 482 4444 5 www.44stanley.co.za

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THE SCENT OF THE SEASON Hugo Woman Extreme 50ml R1070. I love the blend of intense and revitalizing freshness, it’s my go-to feminine scent at the mo.

THE ALL IN ONE Dr Schrammek bb cream R470.

Colour: honey. Who needs foundation or primer when you have this velvet bb cream. I use it daily on top of my SPF. It’s a no-brainer.

THE HEALER Soil lavender organic essential oil R85 I add some to my bath because lavender is renowned for its relaxing and calming properties, it also helps me sleep better. Try it!

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THE MUST-HAVE Elizabeth Arden Lasting Impression Mascara, R390. I basically never leave the house without it, plus it ensures your lashes actually look like your own and not the fake it till you make it kind.

LUST LIST Our beauty editor reveals her top ten picks that she simply cannot live without!

THE MAKE-UPMUST Chanel Rouge Coco (484 Rouge Intimiste) R610.You guessed it, I’m a sucker for luscious lips, especially this shade because it is easily wearable from day to night.

THE HERO Vichy SPF 50 skin perfecting velvety cream R285. If you don’t use SPF every single day, we cannot be friends.Vichy will have you hooked, plus it’s not thick and gluggy and lasts up to 2-3 months.

VALUE FOR MONEY Gosh 9 shades eye palette R283. Colour: To Party in London.

Ladies this is a steal and plus the colors are so easy to mix!

Tip:You can also use the dark brown for brows.

THE LIFE SAVER Eucerin® Aquaphor Soothing Skin Balm R94.

This is my go-to cream and something I never leave the house without.

Use it for dry hands, cuticles, lips and anything else your skin desires.

THE DENTISTS CHOICE Sunstar Gum expanding floss R55.This is the only floss you’ll ever need to buy. It’s affordable and it doesn’t break in your teeth.

SOYBALM LIP BALM Zesty Peppermint R50.

I have a thing for tingles, so I was sold on the gardenfresh smell of peppermint and the delicate tingle on your lips. Plus, it has essential oils, winning!

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BEAUTY SPAS AND SALONS

PLACES TO GET AN UTHENTIC

Thai massage

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PURI THAI MASSAGE PARKHURST

The Puri Thai Masage parlour in Parkhurst aims to make massage a part of a normal routine rather than an extravagance for special occasions.

If you were wondering Puri means “wisdom” in Thai. Discover the wisdom of experiencing ancient Thai massage in a clean, professional, stylishly affordable environment and explore their multitude of treatments that range from traditional massages and milky oil massages to hot stone therapy and even sports massages.

7, 6th Street, Parkhurst 011 880 8028 www.purithai.com

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SAWADEE THAI SPA

Expect to receive an authentic, relaxing experience that will leave your mind and body feeling rejuvenated. Sawadee specialises in healing Thai massages or Thai yoga massage that is an ancient treatment that combines acupressure, Indian Ayurvedic principles and assisted yoga postures that is a traditional expierence like no other. Make sure to keep an eye on their website as specials are updated frequently.

26 Willowvale Road, Blairgowrie, Randburg 011 886 1005 www.sawadeethaispa.co.za

KAI THAI

Kai Thai is focused and dedicated to bringing the authentic Thailand expierence to South Africa with the highest degree of preservation for authentic tradition, culture, art and history. Featuring traditional Thai treatments alongside authentic cuisine in a space that will make you feel like you’ve hoped on a plane and landed in an oriental heaven this spa is definitely worth a visit.

Montecasino, Montecasino Blvd & William Nicol Drive, Fourways 011 511 1844 www.kaithai.com

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Sorbet Man offers top-of-the-range skincare products, facial treatments, shaves, waxes, and manicures and pedicures for men. The Sorbet Man Groomers Club separates the amateurs from the real groomeisters with loyalty points that feed your ego and your man savings.

22 4th Avenue, Parkhurst 011 447 1588 www.sorbet.co.za/sorbet-man

FOUR SEASONS SPA WESTCLIFF

Considered one of Johannesburg’s leading day spa’s this resort-style urban retreat captures the serenity of lush gardens and nature through its bright and serene environment.

The Four seasons Spa at the Westcliff features nine treatment rooms as well as a deluxe couple’s suite that overlook an infinity pool through huge windows. Choose from an incredible array of massages, skincare and beauty treatments followed by drinks and light meals at the outdoor spa lounge.

67 Jan Smuts Ave, Westcliff 011 481 6450 www.fourseasons.com

SOULSTICE DAY SPA

Offering everything from facials and massages to hand and foot care, Soulstice Day Spa at Silverstar in Krugersdorp offers an incredible array of treatments. Perfect for a relaxing day out they offer amazing

packages like the Pure Bliss, which incorporates a Swedish massage, classic facial, luxury manicure and pedicure and a delicious lunch. Spa Facilities include a hydrotherapy bath, floating pool and steam and sauna rooms.

14 Falls Rd, Diswilmar AH, Mogale City 011 662 7500 www. soulsticedayspajhb.co.za

HANDS ON RETREAT AND SLEEP SPA

The perfect retreat for “me” and “us” time in Craighall’s secret garden! Hands on Retreat is a 4 star boutique spa that features a calming peaceful botanical space with tall trees, flowers and an abundant birdlife, perfect for meditation.

Relax and unwind with a variety of pampers from a 3 hour couple massage to a full day package and sleepover. Treatments can also be enjoyed on the deck overlooking the Craighall brook, and there are many rest spots dotted around the garden. After or before treatments enjoy light breakfasts, lunches or High Teas at the coffee shop or a picnic baskets in the garden.

4 Argylr Ave, Craighall, Sandton 011 326 3181 www.handsonretreat.co.za

SBY SPA

Sby Spa provides a fresh and innovative approach to health and well-being in a serene atmosphere.

They are a Thai spa for everyone and anyone who wants a natural and

practical way to manage the stresses of an urban lifestyle. They believe that looking beautiful and being healthy are inseparable.

369 Rivonia Boulevard, Rivonia, Sandton 011 234 4184 http://www.sbyspa.com

RENAISSANCE DAY SPA

Indulge in a pamper session fit for a queen, and awaken your senses at the Renaissance Spa at the Michaelangelo. Their luxury 5 star treatments boast an array of revitalising treats like antiaging facials and other beauty regimes. Choose between massages, manicures, pedicures and signature treatments for the perfect Spa experience.

8 Maude St, Sandown, Sandton 011 783 9904 www.renaissancespa.co.za

MID ISLE DAY SPA

With a revitalising ambiance that is sure you leave you feeling like she’s just spent the day in an island paradise, this spa is perfect for a sense of vacation without having to travel. You can make a whole day of the experience with their incredible packages that include aromatherapy, Indian Head massages, hot stone massages and much more accompanied by a decadent lunch or cake, tea and coffee.

77b, Old Olifantsfontein Rd., Glen Austin, Midrand 082 5374970 www.midislespa.co.za

WINTER WARMERS

HAIR SALONS AND BARBERSHOPS SCULPT HAIR

Sculpt hair is a boutique hair salon situated in Parkhurst that’s focused on creating unique masterpieces for each and every one of their clients. Sculpt hairdressers are kept up to date with the latest trends, expert cutting techniques and colour technology that will ensure you leave feeling like the best possible version of yourself. Quality is never compromised, and personalised service is always offered whether you’re looking for a classic cut, an easy to manage style or a more adventurous do. Sculpt offers a variety of se–rvices from expert colour consultations to hair and scalp analysis and complete make-overs.

39 6th street Parkhurst 011 442 2474 www.sculpthair.co.za

HINES AND HARLEY MENS GROOMING LOUNGE Be pampered with the Hines and Harley range of treatments developed especially for the modern man. Sip on complimentary whiskey or cold-drip coffee while your hair, beard, face or hands and feet are being looked after.

25 7th Avenue, Parktown North 079 417 1424 www.hinesandharley.co.za

JEAUVAL HAIR SALON

Jeauval hair should come straight to mind when thinking of a salon on the forefront of hair care and styling.

Being in the industry for over 20 years they are arguably one of the most established and well-known hair salons in Johannesburg with a sophisticated offering and welltrained staff that are highly skilled in all things hair. At jeauval each service begins with an in-depth consultation that will ensure that you’re totally satisfied before you step foot out of the salon.

106, Mall of Rosebank, Cradock Ave, Rosebank O11 788 9705

CELEBRITY MEN’S GROOMING

Who doesn’t love the idea of an allAmerican inspired barbershop that is centered around the trendy new-age man? Covering everything from a quick shave for the busy gentlemen on-the-go to a full grooming session that includes hot towels, facials and neck massages this professional space

offers nothing but a comfortable atmosphere and skilled approach to all their clients.

The Firs, Rosebank Mall, Biermann Ave, Rosebank 011 447 3650 www.thefirs.co.za

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FRANCO INTERNATIONAL

Specialising in great lengths and customised human hair extensions as well as wigs and hairpieces, Franco International should be at the top of your list if you’re looking to transform your look. Being in the hair business for more than 50 years, this salon is another classic in the industry that ensures only the best quality service. From up styles to a variety of in salon treatments, Franco International is well equipped to handle any and all of your hair care needs.

Hyde Park corner, Jan Smuts Ave & William Nicol Drive, Hyde Park 011 268 6530 www.francointernational.co.za

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LEGENDS BARBERSHOP

The legends barbershop is the number one rated ethnic barbershop in Gauteng, offering professional male grooming services, taking haircuts to the next level and providing a legendary experience.

If you are unable to go to them they offer their clients an exclusive mobile service in the comfort of your home or office.

Newtown Junction, Newtown 074 874 0036 www.legendsbarbershop.co.za

WYATT HAIR

If you’re environmentally conscious then Wyatt Hair is your dream salon.

Owned by internationally acclaimed stylist Candice Wyatt-Minter and situated in Joburgs gem 44 Stanley, this eco conscious salon offers sustainable beauty treatments that involve recycling and eco-friendly products. With its white, minimal aesthetic, clean lines and a light and airy space, expect to be received with style and sophistication whether you’re arriving for ‘Just a trim’ or a more in-depth style.

44 Stanley Ave, Milpark 011 482 6111 www.wyatthairdressing.com

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PAREA GREEK TAVERNA Let’s go to the Greek!

Parea Taverna and Grill is literally a true Joburg establishment with their doors being open for an incredible 29 years of great vibes and yummy food.

Arriving on the doorstep of Parea, you would be forgiven for thinking you have been magically transported to a small Greek village. Tables on the balcony, covered with blue and white tablecloths are packed to capacity with traditional dialects, and the feeling of family is already a strong one.

This makes complete sense when they tell you that the term Parea is one of those great Greek sayings that although almost impossible to translate basically describes a group of people who derive great pleasure simply by being together. Now we get it!

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Inside you can peruse the cold counter while you wait (these delicacies can be purchased and taken home for later nibbling) before being seated at the rustic tables. The tables are close together, again lending to the air of a busy taverna in Greece.

options, as the food comes out of the kitchen at supersonic speeds. We highly recommend the deep-fried squid heads, flame grilled haloumi, falafels and of course pita bread accompanied by a variety of dips which is an obvious and tasty choice.

Friday and Saturday

nights the traditional Greek dancers wend their way between the tables with a dexterity that is impressive.

Everything is prepared fresh on site and we just can’t rave enough about the incredible selection of dips! We tried the four-dip platter of Humus, Skorthalia, Tzatziki and the Melitzanosalata which is finely chopped brinjals in a garlic dressing, yum!

Come hungry – that’s all we can say, and we are so glad that we did! If Meze and sharing is your thing, then you’re in the right place. Not only do you get to taste all the different types of dishes on offer but it also makes your dining experience way more festive and hands on.

You will be in awe of all the delicious

Greek food is simply prepared which allows the natural taste of each item to speak for itself. The team in the kitchen rely on ancient traditional cooking methods and freshness of ingredients that allow them to produce a standard of food that keeps customers coming back again and again.

Parea is available for functions and birthday parties and is fully able to accommodate up to 200 people. Set menus can be put together to suit your specific requirements, for tables of 5 or more if pre-booked.

Tip...

Make a booking.

This place pumps like you would not believe.

Parking Suggestion: As parking can get a bit hectic on Corlett Drive on busy nights, it is a good idea to keep in mind that there is extra pay parking on the corner of Oxford Road which can accommodate up to 75 cars Shop 3D, Corlett Drive, Illovo 1 011 788 8777 5 www.parea.co.za

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ombining dedication and passion, the team at Parea have it all just right.

Welcoming smiles, great food, traditional Greek dancers, involved staff and the odd smashing of plates on a Friday night – what more do you need from your local Greek restaurant?

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chef OF THE MONTH

Chad Bosman

Executive Chef, Intercontinental Hotel, Sandton

H

e initially started his studies as a lawyer – but it soon became clear that this was not where his passion lay. His mother told him he had one last chance to make a choice about his future and he chose (thankfully for us) chefs school.

It was at Prue Leith’s school in Centurion where is passion not only grew, but was cemented during his 18-month course, and after that stints at La Coulombe, followed by the Maldives and Miami before returning home helped to form the passion of the young and inspired chef.

Breaking the mould is something that is important to him – and his new menu which has just launched is set to do just that. The new menu is based around the beautiful plates on which it is served – from

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a variety of shapes and sizes to a vast array of colours – there is literally something different and unique about every single dish and the way it is served.

When asked what his motto is, Chad immediately responds

“Work smart, not hard. There are times of course that you must work hard, and then you do, but if you are smart about it nothing is too much to manage” .

We had to know what his favourite dish on the new menu was. Without a doubt he chose the Sous Vide Chicken, and of course, we had to know more.

This is a slow cooked chicken dish that is marinated in Sriracha sauce (a delicious hot chilli sauce that is set to tickle any taste buds) and is an old favourite of Chad’s that moves with him and always seems to find a spot on the menu.

a business dinner at the hotel because they really enjoyed the food last time, instead of eating out. That way the restaurant sees a bigger turnover, and patrons get to try new things too.”.

Chad loves Asian flavours and he pulls this through in to many of the dishes, including the calamari salad which is a huge hit as well.

Don’t get too attached though Hello Joburgers, the menu is set to change every 6 months, which keeps things exciting too.

Of course, we wanted to know where Chef Chad spends his days off, and he laughs as he shares that he loves to go enduro bike racing and fishing too, although often he spends the day in bed watching series and catching up on some sleep. Nothing wrong with that, we say!

Another aspect that we really like is the fact that the room service menu will echo the restaurant menu to a T. Says Chad “The idea is that people will try something on the room service menu and next time they are staying over, rather suggest

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Chef Chad Bosman grew up in a “staunch Afrikaans household” as he puts it. His mother was an amazing cook and young Chad remembers a home filled with the delicious smells of home baked goodies – rusks, eclairs, desserts, you name it.

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Love Me So

Boy, do these guys have a cool little spot here! Their food is delicious the décor on pointe and the service rocked our socks!

Words Heather Hook

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ove Me So have been selecting our dishes. They open since November have a variety of great names last year, and they are on the cocktail list – but if buzzing! Located right next you prefer more standard door to well-known Perron beverages – they have plenty on 4th Avenue Melville, this of those too. quaint restaurant From Ramen bowls to is beautifully sharing plates and decorated with Must have: Poke Bowls - you wall art, funky will be in heaven.

You can’t leave They cater for trinkets, and half-price and without trying vegans cocktails daily vegetarians and that are sure to the Korokke. the Korokke get your evening (crumbed Potato Yum! off to a great start. croquettes served with a delicious Miso Keep an eye on their social Mayo) is one of the best dishes media accounts for specials we have tasted in a long time. and happy hour times! They have also just launched a wine Dessert (although we barely club, so be sure to check that had space for it) was a melt in out online. the mouth, light as air Macha We merrily sipped on a Tea Panna Cotta, and we Hidden Dragon while literally floated home filled

with all things yummy.

PS – ask for a waitron called Myles.

His menu knowledge was excellent – he recommended most of our dishes to us when we dithered, and he was attentive without being overbearing. Tell him Hello Joburg sent you! If a huge bowl of Ramen sounds like just the ticket for you on a chilly winters evening – then do yourself a favour and pop in to Love Me So – you will love them, we promise.

63 4th Ave, Melville, Johannesburg 1 060 717 6728 f @LoveMeSoJozi  @LoveMeSoJHB

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Lerato's CORNER An Honest Review…THE LONELY HEARTS CLUB

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o, here’s the scoop. This hip little spot is situated in a landmark building that’s one of Melville’s oldest shops (so cool!), they play a soundtrack of 80s music and the interior of the restaurant is decorated to feel like a sophisticated living area in a fancy mansion.

The Idea of The Lonely Hearts Club is even cooler then the interior. Basically, singles are encouraged to pop in, order a cocktail at the bar and have a chat to the friendly barmen…and perhaps… meet another lonely heart in the process. The drinks, cocktails and wine options are incredible, and tasted as wonderful as they looked.

The Barmen really knew what they were doing and offered great conversation along with delicious drinks.

After enjoying a few cocktails at the bar, food was a top priority.

Looking at the open kitchen with an impressive Spanish coal oven, expectations ran pretty high, especially after reading the menu that sounded absolutely scrumptious. With everything from vegetarian, seafood and meat Tapas (all with unique twists) the excitement was real.

But…. Here’s where things became a little underwhelming, after starting the entire experience on such a high note filled with excitement, an extraordinary atmosphere and amazing service, the food was insipid. Beautifully plated, but lacking soul and flavor.

Here’s the thing, you can always taste when food is prepared without passion and that’s exactly what it tasted like. Good food comes from the heart as they say, and it couldn’t be truer. It felt like the chef was going through all the motions of a preconstructed formula without adding any personality or love for the craft. The food felt like it needed seasoning, salt, pepper…anything! But there was none to be found which was disappointing? Maybe a little presumptuous on the chef ’s behalf ?

All in all, the vibe was great, the setting incredible, the music fantastic and the drinks out of this world, the food however, left something to be desired.

P.S. I’m still dreaming about their Negroni...

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12, 10 7th St, Melville 1 082 267 1293 www.facebook.com/LonelyHeartsClubMelville/

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When the moment comes to satisfy your hunger, we don’t take anything for granted.

Life is too short to eat anything but good food.

To book, email lacuna.bistro@suninternational.com or call 010 226 4600.

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New look, new experience situated in the Middle Ma For bookings and reservations please contact 011 325 5138 / soyumhp@soyum.co.za

Cnr Jan Smuts Ave & William Nicol Drive, Hyde Park, Sandton, Johannesburg, South Afric www.hydeparkcorner.co.za 011 325 4340

SO YUM

HYDE PARK CORNER “So Yum Hyde Park Corner offers the unique culinary art of Dim Sum, which aptly translates to 'touch the heart'.

Our heavenly, bite-sized morsels are filled with a variety of high-quality meat, seafood and vegetable fillings, before being steamed, baked or pan-fried.”

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ur assiduously selected menu also offers sensational Asian style salads, traditional Japanese sushi and modern new age sushi, aromatic Thai curries, Vietnamese inspired wok stirfries, as well as a delectable assortment of noodle dishes.

All original recipes are lovingly executed to maintain the authenticity of the four main Asian flavours, namely: sweet, sour, spicy and salty.

So Yum is relocating to the heart of the middle mall, Hyde Park Corner, and receiving

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a magnificent face -lift. With visual changes comes new and exciting gastronomic modifications.

For the love of food, So Yum will bring you a new collaboration with Cape Town’s epicurean restaurant “Hemelhuijs”, and renowned owner, chef, Jacques Erasmus, for their breakfasts and retail range. Indulge in freshly made jewel coloured juices, paradisal cocktails or their custom blended coffee.

Also Introducing delicate

decadent Pastry’s, with a selection of loose leaf teas, ranging from fruity and herby to oolong for a perfect rendezvous.

Our favourite addition to our menu is skewers of meats, poultry, fish and vegetables, grilled to perfection, on our new Japanese Robata Grill.

For something a little more risqué, sip on our sublimely

mixed cocktail menu featuring classics and uniquely designed Asian inspired cocktails, or world class locally produced South African wines. Whether it's a quick, healthy meal that you crave, an intimate dinner with your partner, a business luncheon or celebratory gathering with family and friends – So Yum is the ideal culinary experience for the vibrant individual.

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INTERNATIONAL DINING DAE JANG KUM

Leon Pretorius

- The Countess

The Countess is an artisanal American Smokehouse in the heart of Melville’s 27 Boxes, that oozes personality from every corner, just like its owner Leon Pretorius.

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ith the idea to create a space that speaks to people in terms of flavour profiles, from chicken liver parfait to lasagne and rich slow-cooked brisket, the menu is packed with Leon’s favourite home-cooked meals.

The Homeliness is only extended by the fact that every dish at The Countess is freshly prepared to order, with an extremely honest approach to every aspect on the plate.

Words Taryn Louch Image Supplied

Leon only sources produce from sustainable local suppliers and ensures that every ingredient is as natural as can be, always keeping his customer in mind.

Unable to pinpoint his favourite dish, he admits that it’s a close call between the incredibly flavourful brioche bun used for The Countess burger, and the Pot de crème which is a rich baked custard that is prepared sous vide and served cold with organic maple syrup, black lava salt and a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Yum! The Countess is all about the

theatre of food when it comes to presentation, with French copper pots housing the likes of creamy garlic mashed potatoes and slow-cooked yams topped with marshmallows.The sumptuous menu is a far cry from the sausage rolls, viennas and cheese which were Leon’s staples as a child and rather features gourmet delights like the elegant starter plank for two that includes mustard seeds, pickled in champagne.

People love this way of eating and it’s the perfect conversation starter; as are the travelling spoons, which Leon collects and presents with every cup of his locally roasted Ryo coffee. The soundtrack will have you tapping your toes in this charming, comforting and somewhat nostalgic space, peppered with a host of recycled and repurposed décor elements.

Named after an incredible inspiration in Leon’s life, The Countess has created a platform for people to enjoy themselves, and it’s Leon’s greatest reward at his cosy slice of heaven.

27 Boxes, 75 4th Ave, Mellville 1 011 482 7361 5 www.thecountess.co.za

Dae Jang Kum is known for its spectacular Kimichi and authentic Korean experience. Tucked away in Rivonia’s “Chinatown” this Korean Gem is one of the most uniquely traditional menus in Johannesburg.

The food is meant to be shared so make sure to order a variety of dishes from soups to rice dishes that are cooked at your table.

Dae Jang Kum, No 20 9th Ave, Rivonia, Sandton 011 234 7292.

O' VICENTE

O’Vicente is cosy, comfy and serves up the best Portuguese food in town. They’re known for their seafood, so make sure to sample their incredible prawns, kingklip, grilled sardines or calamari. Due to O’ Vicente’s consistently delicious offerings, make sure to book in order to avoid disappointment.

16 Sovereign Street, Bedfordview 011 616 2249

THE ROYALE

If you’re in the mood for Cuban inspired food, a vibrant atmosphere and amazing service then the Royale should definitely be on your go to-list. Enjoy a bowl of crispy spiced potato skins while you decide between a delicious variety of meals that feature the infamous Cuban Sandwich or the Mojo rubbed pork belly.

357 Jan Smuts Avenue, Albans Square, Craighall 060 575 2471 www.facebook.com/theroyalesa/

TETA MARI

With a wide variety of shawarma to choose from, on top of Middle Eastern spiced fillet, an incredible falafel burger and hearty lentil soup, you’ll feel like you’re lunching in the Middle East. Teta Mari offers an impressive American-style menu, including a selection of salads.

Illovo Square, Harries Road, Illovo 011 268 5019 www.facebook.com/tetamarirestaurant

PUNCHINELLO'S RESTAURANT

At Punchinello’s, a Venice-inspired restaurant, you can enjoy Venetian cuisine and a variety of wonderful dishes that use the flavours of the Mediterranean as inspiration. With live entertainment and a host of menu highlights, it’s no surprise

their Sunday Lunch is regarded as

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Southern Sun Montecasino, Fourways 011 367 4367 www.tsogosun.com/punchinellos

SALSA MEXICAN GRILL Salsa Mexican Grill offers an authentic Mexican cuisine, using traditional cooking methods with a healthy modern twist. With the freshest quality ingredients sourced from sustainable farms and their outstanding selection of refreshments like craft tequilas and signature cocktails, every meal is a celebration.

38, 4th Avenue, Parkhurst 011 027 2572 www.salsamexicangrill.co.za

CHE ARGENTINE GRILL Situated in the cultural hub of Maboneng and set in a stylish rustic space, the Che Argentine Grill offers a selection of food that’s not to be missed. Wood fired meat and platters alongside traditional dishes can paired with Argentine malbec or shiraz for an unforgettable experience.

303 Fox St, Maboneng 011 614 0264 www.cheargentinegrill.co.za

SCHWABINGER STUBEN Schwabinger Stuben is one of the best and most well-known German pubs and restaurants in Johannesburg. With a menu ranging from traditional German Stubenbrett, Eisbein and Schnitzel to Wurst, they offer a range of delicious and generous German dishes. Every dish is complemented with a local or imported beer.

387 Main avenue, Ferndale, Randburg 011 787 2550 www.schwabinger.co.za Hello Joburg • June 2018 • Hellojoburg.co.za

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Texan Wing Bar

Sunday Lunch Buffet 11:30 - 15:30

Includes Lamb Potjie Kos half price for kids under 10

Bedford Centre, Mezzanine floor 2, Corner Smith and Van der Linde Road, Bedfordview 011 615 1513 / 082 572 3476 / 079 520 4426 www.banjaarajhb.co.za

come For a truly authentic Greek experience!

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Parea, Greek Taverna, prides itself with 26 years of experience in Greek cuisine, sure to please your palette, with mouth-watering dishes. It is the perfect place to enjoy a relaxed meal with things heating up after 9:30pm on Friday and Saturday evenings, with belly dancing and Greek dancers, adding to your true Greek experience!

The Restaurant caters for private and corporate functions with a difference. If you are looking for a relaxing meal or an evening rich with entertainment, join us in true Greek Hospitality.

3 Corlett Drive, Illovo 011 788 8777 / 85 | zorba@parea.co.za www.parea.co.za

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Whether you’re a fan of cowboys or really just love chicken wings then this brand new addition to Monte Casino will surely satisfy the craving you didn’t even know you had. Come hungry as the portion sizes are huge with a menu that boasts everything from atomic chilli poppers, Onion Ring Towers, braai style wings, pork Ribs , Nachos and a 12 Hr Apricot and whiskey smoked brisket sandwich that’s to die for! Amazing food, Ice-cold beer, a wide selection of whiskeys and all the sports you could possibly imagine this restaurant is overflowing with big flavours and an even bigger personality.

Monte Casino, Monte Casino Boulevard, Fourways 081 235 0311 www.texanwingbar.com

Grei at The Saxon

The latest offering from Chef Candice Philip, who has recently opened her own fine-dining restaurant at The Saxon – called Grei. Grei, which loosely translates from Portuguese as “a society of people” expertly blends together Chef Candice’s love of unusual pairings, her passion for herbaceous flavours and her signature style of intricately-plated dishes. Dishes feature unusual pairings and natural, succulent flavours, and the menu highlights the three key flavours from each dish and convey a different colour with each course.

Expect to be wowed!

36 Saxon Road, Sandhurst 011 292 6000 www.saxon.co.za

Habesha – Maboneng

Habesha is a family owned Ethiopian Cuisine restaurant located in the heart of the vibrant Maboneng, and offers the best Ethiopian cuisine and cultural experience to its local and international customers visiting from all over the world. From meals

for breakfast lunch and dinner to drink and indoor and outdoor seating this is an experience like no other. Enjoy traditional foods in a relaxed and comfortable environment.

Shop no 3, 289 Fox Street, Jeppes Town 078 043 5327

NIKOS

The same delicious Greek cuisine in a brand spanking new location, Nikos has opened its doors in Randpark ridge. With a menu and atmosphere that marries contemporary dining with traditional homestyle cooking, you can expect dishes that are coal grilled to perfection. From Meze dishes that are perfect for sharing to souvlaki, meat, seafood and the most divine desserts, Nikos offers the small menu with big flavours.

Start off with spanakopita which is a spinach and feta pie or a classic dolmades before indulging in a main of lamb chops or fried calamari and finish off with a mouth-watering baked halva dessert.

Honey Crest Centre, 1 Duiker Avenue, cnr, Beyers Naudé Dr, Randpark Ridge, Randburg 011 794 5517 www.nikosgreek.co.za

Love Me So

There’s so much happening in Melville right now and Love Me So just adds to all the excitement.

This Asian inspired restaurant is an incredibly popular spot and is located next to Perron on 4th Avenue. This quaint shop is beautifully decorated with wall art, and a buzzing atmosphere. From Ramen bowls to sharing plates and Poke Bowls – you will be in heaven. They cater for vegans and vegetarians and the Korokke (crumbed Potato croquettes served with a delicious Tonkotsu dressing)

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is one of the best dishes we have tasted in a long time.

63a 4th Avenue, Melville 060 7176728

Farro

Mootee Bar

Melville takes the lead yet again with the addition of Mootee Bar. Mootee has been described as a place of healing for the soul, and incorporates an intriguing mix of modern culinary and mixology techniques – blended with traditional drinking rituals and local ingredients. Proudly sporting an outside rooftop deck, open air alley seating and a private lounge, Mootee is certainly bending creative boundaries by challenging ones understanding of food and drink culture. Serving unique food and creative drinks in a form that is authentic, yet an unconventional interpretation of modern Africa.

78A, 4th Avenue, Melville 010 900 1399 www.mootee.co.za

The Dropout

Situated on the Nelson Mandela square and offering genuine food and drink in a comfortable inviting environment The Dropout is essential the perfect burger joint. With attention given to every aspect on offer from 100% organic halal meat, handcrafted burgers and all natural ingredients this is a new restaurant we just can’t wait to try. From delicious starters like chicken wings and falafel nuggets to loaded fries, bespoke salads and mains with vegan options and burgers we think it might be time for a cheat day.

Septimo, Mandela Square, Sandton.

011 077 7777 www.thedropout.co.za

La Stalla

We couldn’t be more excited about chef James Diacks brand new opening in Melville, La Stalla.

Bringing you an Italian inspired offering made from only the freshest, organic produce. The menu is a pleasant blend on tradition dishes with a contemporary twist and consists of wood fired mains, small plated dishes and desserts like authentic gelato in a cone. La stalla also serves amazing breakfasts like their pumpkin pancakes served with burnt sage butter, ricotta and honey!

7th St, Melville, Johannesburg, 2092 010 900 4876 www.facebook.com/lastallajhb

With and interest in modern European cooking, prohibition era cocktails and a love of wine, husband and wife duo Alex and Eloise Windebank have taken their international background and fused it with African flavours to create Farro. Expect a constantly changing seasonal menu that’s centred around simplicity using free range, ethically sourced produce and a rustic homely atmosphere.

204 Oxford Rd, Illovo 071 618 4352 www.farro.co.za

BLANK BAR

Family run, authentic Italian restaurant focusing on northern cuisine from Piemonte.

In the heart of sandton with wonderful and spacious garden surrounded by acorn trees, perfect for summer lunches

This casual bar and eatery inspired by mixology is the perfect spot for a Friday evening…or anytime really!

Expect engaging demonstrations that involve tasting and sharing while you learn about valuable mixing tips that you can replicate at home from world class barmen creating mouth-watering drinks! Blank is so unique in that every 25 days they host a new concept and installation so that clients are never short of a new experience. No matter what’s happening at Blank, you can be sure that it will be nothing like you’ve ever experienced before.

31 4th Avenue Corner 4TH Ave and 12th Street Parkhurst 082 566 6877 www.blankbar.co.za

Private dining room available for business meetings, more intimate dining or exclusive dining functions.

61 RIVONIA ROAD, SANDTON INSIDE ACORN LANE GUEST ESTATE 011 646 6996 | BOOKINGS@STELLERESTAURANT.CO.ZA WWW.STELLERESTAURANT.CO.ZA

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AFRICAN RESTURANTS

Moyo

If you’re looking for a unique African dining experience that’s inspired by an authentic cultural background then Moyo is definitely worth a visit. Experience the flavours of Africa and everything it has to offer from the finest music to incredible urban cuisine offerings.

Enjoy live stage bands and a soulful vibe throughout from quirky traditional face painting on the outdoor square to a more romantic atmosphere in Gigi’s cosy alcoves.

Shop 5, The High Street, Melrose Arch, Johannesburg.

011 684 1477 www.moyo.co.za

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The 300 seater Chiefs Boma African Dining Experience Restaurant, located in the tranquil indigenous gardens of the Indaba Hotel, Spa & Conference Centre caters for all tastes. With over 120 dishes, everyone will find their favourite.

R265 PER PERSON FOR FATHERS DAY LUNCH Lunch Buffet and Spitbraai Live Entertainment by Triple Treasure & Marimba Band Enclosed Jungle Gym Area & Jumping Castle for the Kids Includes a Beer & Gift for Dad

CHIERFS BOMA IS SITUATED AT INDABA HOTEL,

CNR. WILLIAM NICOL DR & PIETER WENNING RD, FOURWAYS Phone: +27 11 840 6658 Email: restaurant@indabahotel.co.za Website: www.chiefsboma.co.za T’s & C’s APPLY. BOOKINGS ARE ESSENTIAL. SUBJECT TO RESTAURANT AVAILABILITY VALID FOR SUNDAY, 17 JUNE 2018

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Queen Sheba

Catering to vegetarians, vegans and meat lovers alike, Queen Sheba offers authentic, premium quality dishes that perfectly convey the magnitude of culture, taste, and beauty that Ethiopia has to offer.

Using only the highest quality spices imported from the origin and locally sourced and naturally grown ingredients free from pesticides, Queen Sheba is a must try. Start your meal off with the Sambusa which is a pastry shell filled with lentils, onion and green pepper before moving on to something a little more adventurous for a main.

Try The Chikena Tibes, beef fillet strips marinated with Ethiopian spices or enjoy a sharing platter for a variety of what the restaurant has to offer.

106 Algernon Rd and Grant Ave, Norwood, Johannesburg 074 978 3445 www.ethiopianqueensheba.co.za

Lucky Bean Restaurant

Unpretentious and laid back, the Lucky Bean restaurant effortlessly combines authentic African flavours with contemporary flair. Their Menu is a celebration of taste with proudly South African meals like springbok pie, boerewors, Umngqusho (sugar beans and samp) and koeksusters.

Classic meals like slow roasted pork belly, and beef burgers are also on offer and they have an amazing selection of vegetarian and vegan options. After dinner enjoy a cocktail in the lounge or at the bar and enjoy the music of a DJ spinning tunes every Saturday and Sunday afternoon.

16, 7th Street,

Melville 011 482 5572 www.luckybeanrestaurant.co.za

Hombaze African Cuisine

Specialising in meals from across the African content mainly, east, west, central and Southern Africa, Hombaze African Cuisine offers meals that are kept true to tradition and use ingredients and methods from their origin. With an upmarket atmosphere, enjoyable vibe and a delicious selection of cultural meals like fried goat meat and Gizdodo (peppered gizzards served with ripe plantain) Hombaze is definitely worth a visit.

126, 11th street Parkmore Sandton 011 783 0366

Imbizo Shisanyama

Imbizo Shisanyama is one of Jozi’s most prized hidden gems and one of the most acclaimed African cuisine and braai restaurants in South Africa. The restaurant is focused on celebrating an authentic African culture, heritage and lifestyle by offering the best braai experience around accompanied by excellent service and a deep respect for each and every one of their patrons. Enjoy delicious combos like the BraaiMix which consist of boerewors, short-rib, chicken wings and drumsticks that are braaied to perfection served with African steamed bread, home-made chakalaka, sautéed spinach and traditional African pap or opt for a hearty lamb potjie or lamb shank.

2975 Thekwane Crescent, Cnr Main Road & 29th September Street, Ebony Park, Midrand 011 312 0630 www.imbizoshisanyama.co.za

Little Addis Café

Located in the cultural hub of fox street which has become a trendy hangout amongst locals and tourists alike, Little Addis is a must try experience on your African food journey. Serving hearty, traditionally prepared Ethiopian meat and veggie dishes (all served with injera – Ethiopian flat bread), as well as several traditional Ethiopian delicacies, including teas and coffees you’ll be strapped to find a more authentic experience.

180 Fox Street, Maboneng Precinct 082 683 8675 www.littleaddiscafe.wixsite.com

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Chesanyama

On the more casual dining front we have chesanyama, an unassuming little spot that offers quick easy meals that can be enjoyed as a takeaway. Look no further if you want traditional south African braai meat cooked with the soul and flavour that we all know and love. From chuck, lamb chops and T-bone steak to chicken, ribs and worse this is definitely a cuisine fit for a meat enthusiast. There are stores literally everywhere so take a peek at their website to find one closest to you. www.chesanyama.co.za

Mozambik

Whether you’re looking for a night out filled with cocktails and delectable Afro-Portuguese inspired meals or a laid back lunch with family and friends, Mozambik is the answer to everything. From the minute you sit down you’ll be transported to tropical paradise with paper wrapped peanuts in a cone, jugs of rum and raspberry (a local Mozambican Cocktail) to prawns and peri-peri chicken.

10 Linksfield Road & Club St, Linksfield 011 264 1131 www.mozambik.co.za

FIRESIDE BISTRO

With an amazing variety of South African themed artefacts covering the wall and a unique open-flame grill in the centre of the restaurant, diners receive a truly unique offering at the fireside Bistro. Watch your food being prepared from your table while enjoying the comfortable ‘home-away-from-home’ atmosphere. Enjoy an outstanding selection of meat and seafood Homebaze African Cuisinee

dishes that include ostrich, oxtail, springbok, salmon and prawns to mention a few.

Corner Grant Ave, and Algernon Rd, Norwood 011 483 2060 www.firesidebistro.com

Sakhumzi Restaurant

Located in Soweto, on the tourist mecca of Vilakazi street, Sakhumzi opens its doors to anyone and everyone from locals, visitors and corporate groups. Offering true ‘kasi’ or Township flavour accompanied by lively local tunes and authentic home cooked Sowtetan food this restaurant ensures a cool spot to hangout and enjoy the best of what South Africa has to offer.

6980 Vilakazi St, Orlando West, Soweto 011 536 1379 www.sakhumzi.co.za

Carnivore

Make sure you come hungry! This internationally renowned restaurant has a unique ‘all you can eat’ dining concept which quite literally means that the food never stops and the vibe is equally matched. Choose from a never ending selection of delectable game and domestic meat dishes that are paired perfectly with an impressive selection of wines available from their wine cellar. Pay a set fee and eat to your hearts content, from venison, pork and crocodile to quite literally any meat you can imagine. There are vegetarian and fish dishes available too for all those non meat eaters out there.

Muldersdrift Estate, 69 Drift Boulevard (R114), Muldersdrift 011 950 6000 www.carnivore.co.za

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MALL OF AFRICA

Waterfall City, Magwa Cres, Midrand MALL OF AFRICA 010 591 0023 Waterfall City, Magwa Cres, Midrand moa@kream.co.za 010 591 0023 moa@kream.co.za

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FINE DINING RESTAURANTS

PIGALLE MELROSE ARCH

The trendy yet elegant Pigalle restaurant offers international dishes with a Portuguese flair to those looking to have business lunches and a fine-dining experience. The glass-encased wine cellar contains French champagnes and wines from South Africa’s top boutique estates.

Private balconies are available for those wanting a more intimate space for a meeting, date or celebratory occasion.

High Level Street, Melrose Arch 011 684 2711 pigallerestaurants.co.za

LEVEL FOUR RESTURANT AND CHAMPAGNE BAR

Headed by executive chef Matthew Foxon, Level Four restaurant at 54 on Bath is a contemporary fine dining restaurant in the trendy heart of Rosebank that features a bold signature style and distinctive flair.

The menu combines classic cuisine with contemporary influences for a culinary experience like no other.

From porcini and cauliflower risotto to dukkha spiced ostrich fillet the compact menu offers a sophisticated dish for every palate. After your meal enjoy a glass of bubbly at the Perrier-Jouët bar overlooking the terrace garden.

54 on Bath Hotel, 54 Bath Ave Rosebank 011 344 8442 www.tsogosun.com/level-four

ORIENT

SANDTON Tel 011 884 8888, sandton@signaturerestaurant.co.za Morningside Shopping Centre, Rivonia Road BROOKLYN Tel 012 941 1277, brooklyn@signaturerestaurant.co.za 570 Fehrsen Street, Brooklyn Bridge, Brooklyn www.signaturerestaurant.co.za

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Orient Melrose Arch is a firm favourite among Johannesburg’s most discerning diners. Located in the midst of Melrose Arch, Orient offers a multi-dimensional blend of Asian grills, dim sum, sushi, seafood, as well as the finest Thai and Vietnamese curries and stir fry.

Orient also boasts an exotic cocktail menu and exceptional wine list Melrose Arch 011 684 1616 www.thai-africa.co.za

SIGNATURE

This place has an exquisite lunch and dinner menu. Signature carries a luxurious range of single malt whiskeys, cognac, wines, cocktails, and perfectly chilled champagne.

Morningside Shopping Centre, Corner Rivonia and Outspan Road, Sandton 011 884 8888 www.signaturerestaurant.co.za

VIEW AT THE FOUR SEASONS View’s seasonal menu offers refined and honest contemporary cuisine, and has a refined five-course menu which can be paired with the sommelier’s wine selection. The interior opens out onto a sunset terrace, where diners can take in sweeping views of Johannesburg.

View is only open for dinner, so it’s recommended you make a reservation and come dressed in smart casual attire.

Four Seasons Westcliff Hotel, 67 Jan Smuts Avenue, Westcliff 011 481 6000 www.viewrestaurant.co.za

THE IVY CHAMPAIGN GARDEN

The Ivy is South Africa’s newest social space and dinner bar in Bedfordview that celebrates high life leisure over a picturesque Joburg skyline & a view over the world’s largest urban forest. Enjoy the relaxing intimate environment while indulging in their exquisite AfroAsian menu that features new age sushi and delicious tapas as well as an exceptional cocktail menu.

3rd floor, 2 Arbroath Rd, Bedfordview 010 203 9054 www.theivygarden.co.za

MAXIMILLIEN

Maximillien dishes up an exquisite epicurean experience in a stylish yet welcoming ambience. Adding to the classic and sophisticated aesthetic is a pianist serenading diners, and their outdoor section has glass walls and a glass ceiling, and is perfect for summer.

Legacy Corner Mall, 8 Maude Street, Sandton 011 292 7111 www.legacyhotels.co.za

ROOTS AT FORUM HOMINI

Looking for something special with a touch of South African flair?

Roots restaurants at Forum Homini Hotel is fine dining at its best. Roots offers an ever-changing, incredible degustation menu with wine pairing as well as an a-la-carte menu. Most of the food is locally sourced and garden fresh and the restaurant offers an amazing 6 course vegan menu.

Letamo Game Estate, Kromdraai , Mogale City 011 688 7000 www.forumhomini.com

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STEAKHOUSES

TRUMPS GRILLHOUSE AND BUTCHERY

Located on Nelson Mandela square in the Heart of Sandton, Trumps Grillhouse and Butchery has become an icon of quality, style and excellent service, with a modern, custom designed interior that boasts an extensive wine cellar and private rooms. Pair the finest quality meat with decadent wines and age-old whiskey and visit the in-house butchery to take-home trumps superior quality for the perfect braai or home-cooked meal.

Nelson Mandela Square, 5th St & Rivonia Road, Sandton 011 784 2366 www.trumpsgrill.co.za

THE BULL RUN

The Bull Run Restaurant has fast gained a reputation as the businesslunch or dinner restaurant of choice.

The in-house butchery will advise you and cut your aged steak just the way you want it, and the menu sets out the offerings in Rands, Dollars, Pounds and Euros – perfect for international guests and colleagues.

20 Maude Street, Sandton 011 884 1400 www.thebullrun.co.za

THE BUTCHER SHOP & GRILL

The Butcher Shop & Grill is where good food, wine and lots of laughter meet in a blend of what has become a South African institution. There are secret areas within the venue; intimate private dining rooms and lounges, for business, romance, or celebrations. You can buy meat, chicken and seafood at the adjoining butchery and deli.

Shop 30, Nelson Mandela Square, Sandton 011 784 8676 www.thebutchershop.co.za

CARVERS

Carvers offers a stand-out buffet roast and à la carte menu that never disappoints. Their rustic bar serves great pub grub and a variety of local and imported beers. Carvers provides a beautiful and atmospheric setting for weddings and year-end functions.

51 Mountainview Ave, Darrenwood 011 678 5417 www.carvers.co.za

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CHAPLIN’S GRILL

With their trademark, hands-on approach, Chaplin’s Grill is a must-visit! The variety and quality of meat cuts they offer has gained loyal customers, and you can enjoy panoramic views of the Sandton skyline.

61 Woodlands Avenue, corner Republic Road, Hurlingham 076 564 5979 www.chaplinsgrill.co.za

THE GREENS GRILLHOUSE

Located in the Eye of Africa Golf Estate, The Greens Grillhouse offers an excellent dining experience at any time of the day. Chow down on steaks, healthy salads and woodfire pizzas. This venue is ideal for corporate and private events.

33 Cayman Road, Alewynspoort, Eikenhof 071 106 1440 www.eyeofafrica.co.za/dining

HIGHER GROUND

Located on the beautiful grounds of St Stithians, the Higher Ground Restaurant has the best views in Jozi. They offer breakfast, lunch and dinner on either one of their beautiful decks, the terrace area or inside the deli. The restaurant can also be utilised as a venue for functions.

St Stithians College, 40 Peter Place, Randburg 011 024 3433 www.highergroundrestaurant.yolasite. com

THE LOCAL GRILL

The Local Grill has kept to its ethos of procuring, ageing and serving South Africa’s finest beef.

Specialising in both grain-fed and grass-fed beef, this ‘steakhouse’ offers a diverse range of menu items sourced ‘field to fork’. The Local Grill has a passion for ethicallysourced beef. The Parktown North branch has a private “wine-room” that accommodates up to 12 people and adjoins a demonstration test kitchen.

40 7th Avenue, Parktown North 011 880 1946 www.localgrill.co.za

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24 HOURS IN JOZI And just like that, we are halfway through the year! Boom. We know this because we’re a monthly magazine and its Father’s Day on June 17th. So this one’s for him. Whether dad likes his whisky peaty or his steak medium, don’t worry – we got this. Mary Antoinette might have given the people cake (or though some aren’t all that sure it’s exactly what she said) but today Hello Joburg is giving the dads everything else LET THEM EAT MEAT

When it comes to winning over dad on Father’s Day, we find going straight for the stomach works wonders. And if that is the plan, then go big or go home. Today is the not the day for burgers and beers. No, today is the day for Rib-eye and rump, sirloin and fillet.

The Smokehouse and Grill: For the trendy dad, try the heart of Braam for an aged and basted 750g T-Bone in the house sauce. And while this is about the steak, it would be remiss of us not to mention the peanut butter ice-cream with hot butterscotch sauce!

Where: 73 Juta St, Johannesburg, 2001 1 011 403 1395 5 www.thesmokehouseandgrill.co.za

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Thunder Gun Steakhouse: For the dad that likes his meat with a flare, you can’t go wrong with Thunder Gun. With an array of specialities that have been winning patrons over for 40 years, there is certainly something on this menu that dad will not have tried before. We highly recommend the rubbed sirloin with mustard seeds, rosemary, coarse salt and pepper or the Cajun sirloin with a creamy Danish feta.

Where: 281 Beyers Naude Drive & Lewisham Rd, Blackheath, Randburg, 2195 1 011 678 7224 5 www.thundergun.co.za The Grillhouse: For the dad who is into all things classic and throws phrases around like “back in the good ol days” then nothing beats a steak at The Grillhouse in Rosebank. We are well aware that the new flagship restaurant is in Melrose Arch, but if your dad’s a meat fan then the Rosebank branch is like a culinary historical institution on the Jozi food map. So just do it!

Where: The Firs, Hyatt Centre, Oxford Road & Biermann Avenue, Rosebank, Johannesburg, 2196 1 011 880 3945 5 www.thegrillhouse.co.za

LET THEM DRINK WHISKY

Some kids acquire a taste for whisky before fizzy drinks. They are the kids of dads who dip their pinky in a smooth single malt to see if the toddler is really theirs. This is the kind of dad that’s hard to impress when it comes to whisky because he’s either tasted or owns all the good stuff. But even the most ardent whisky drinker’s heart will skip a serious beat when you walk into the WhiskyBrother Bar in the Morningside Shopping Centre. From Irish, American, South African, Taiwanese to Japanese, you will find anything and everything you are looking for. There are about 1000 whiskies to taste. The bar is open to the public but there are special incentives

for bar members. Although rumour has it they are all filled up this year, no harm in putting dad on the list for 2019. Yes, this place is that special.

Where: Morningside Shopping Centre Rivonia 1 011 883 3762 5 www.thesmokehouseandgrill.co.za

CLOSE - AND ALWAYS A CIGAR

As Mark Twain said, if smoking is not allowed in heaven, I won’t go.

So, dads had a delicious steak and some great whisky.

Now it’s time to cap the day with a good cigar. There are a couple of places to find a good Churchill or Romeo y Julieta in Jozi. Try one of these: Katzy’s in Rosebank: one of Joburg’s premier cigar lounges with good music, fine cognacs and excellent wine to boot.

Where: Shop 2, The Firs, 17-19 Biermann Ave, Rosebank, Johannesburg, 2196 1 011 880 3945 5 www.katzys.co.za The Polo Bar at The Westcliff: With an ‘instagrammable’ view and a wide variety of cigars to choose from, end dad’s special day off in style.

Where: 67 Jan Smuts Ave, Westcliff, Johannesburg, 2193 1 011 481 6000 5 www.fourseasons.com Cigar lounge at The Saxon: With its extensive library, this is an intimate, sophisticated after-dinner retreat for lingering over a good cigar and your favourite single malt.

Where: 36 Saxon Road 1 011 292 6000 5 www.saxon.co.za

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leisure activities

OUTDOOR ADVENTURE SPORT GROUND ZERO ADVENTURES

Embark on a 35km Quad Trail from Sandton. Ground Zero’s fully guided safe trails will take you out of your comfort zone for a one or two hour trail through bush and mountains and sometimes through mud and puddles dependant on rainfall. Their quad bike experience is definitely an exhilarating and fun experience for all.

Ptn 98, R512, Pelindaba Rd, Lanseria 071 352 6341 www.groundzeroadventures.co.za

and volleyball. With a play centre, pony rides, a swimming pool and a kiddies go-kart track, your children won’t want to leave. Great for events of all sorts, they have a fully stocked bar, and their kitchen is equipped for many forms of catering.

Farm ME 12B Pelindaba Rd, Lanseria 071 677 8673 www.dirtryders.co.za

training to anybody from absolute beginners to more advanced archers, and they also have kid’s classes.

They have superb coaching, well maintained equipment and an overall friendly atmosphere. Equipment can be rented so just show up and enjoy!

Prince of Wales Zoolake, Randburg 071 478 0990 www.azl.co.za

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LION AND SAFARI PARK

If you’re looking for a fun and educational activity for the whole family the lion park serves as just that.

Celebrating over 50 years of operation, the park is more than 600 hectares of wilderness that’s home to a variety of animal species. Open 365 days a year with authentic safari encounters, expect an unforgettable experience as you get up close and personal with a number of animals in addition to the lions. From wild dogs, cheetahs, monkeys, zebras, springbuck and more, guided tours, delicious food and drinks from either the Wetlands Restaurant and Bar or the Bull ń Buck Grill, souvenirs and a kiddies play area, your day is sure to be action packed and full of fun.

R512 Pelindaba Rd, Hartbeespoort, Broederstroom 087 150 0100 www.lionandsafaripark.com

DIRT RYDERS

Get ready for a day of entertainment, including kids and adults go-karts to suit different levels, scenic paintball, archery

The park has been specifically designed to cater for 5- to 75-yearolds, and offers mountain boarding, a slackline park, bubble soccer and parkour. Their dry obstacle course, Battle Rush, will test your current fitness levels. You are able to hire an instructor and they’re open from 9am, Wednesdays to Sundays. No alcohol is allowed.

Main Rd, Johannesburg 082 456 2358 www.jozix.co.za

ARCHERS OF ZOO LAKE

Why not take an archery lesson and develop an awesome new skill? The Archers of Zoo Lake offer lessons and

Bryanston Organic & Natural Market Joburg’s first and finest outdoor market, a magical place, removed from the rush of everyday life, offering inspired crafts and

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40 Culross Road, Bryanston Open Thursday and Saturday from 9am to 3pm | 011 706 3671 www.bryanstonorganicmarket.co.za

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Who needs a boat when you can water-ski, Kneeboard or Wakeboard at Stoke City! This fun, family friendly cable waterpark offers the perfect watery escape from the hustle and bustle of Johannesburg. Their professional instructors will get you up and riding in no time, and their rental store is fully stocked with skis, kneeboards, wakeboards, life jackets and helmets.

Olifantsfontein Rd, Glen Austin, Midrand 082 348 6706 www.stokecity.co.za

WILD CAVE ADVENTURES

Based in the cradle of humankind, Wild Cave Adventures offers an experience like no other! Learn about this historical world heritage site while embarking on a cave excursion, abseiling, rock climbing or hiking in the open air of the magaliesburg.

Cradle of Humankind Heritage Area, Krugersdorp 011 956 6197 www.wildcaves.co.za

ORLANDO TOWERS

Orlando Towers was established in 2007, with the concept of developing the disused Orlando cooling towers in Soweto into a vertical adventure facility and tourist attraction for Soweto. It’s quickly becoming one of SA’s most popular must-try experiences! Orlando Towers offers bungee jumping, rock climbing, abseiling, paintball, a swing, and, of course, a beautiful view!

Corner Dynamo and Chris Hani Street, Orlando East 071 674 4343 www.orlandotowers.co.za

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HELIVATE ADVENTURE FLIGHTS

From Black Ops Missions to bespoke scenic helicopter flights that suit your requirements and budget, Helivate will most likely have an activity for any type of Dad. Enjoy the City of Golds skyline with a flight around the Johannesburg CBD, Ellis Park, Gold Reef City, Soccer City and Zoo Lake or embark on the ultimate adventure flight for thrill seekers with a low level simulated combat experience.

Krugersdorp Aerodrome, 7 Barta Street, Krugersdorp 072 219 3264 www.helivate.com

THE SHOOTING RANGE

With a state of the art shooting range and live-fire action simulators, Dad will feel like he’s inside his favourite PlayStation game equipped with real firearms and ammunition. The range caters for all levels of shooters from the most experienced sniper to first timers and fully trained staff are available for assistance at all times. Choose from packages like the G.I Package, warrior package or Call of Duty Package depending on your skill set and interests.

111 Sunset Drive, Nooitgedacht 081 237 8792 www.theshootingrange.co.za

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PARYS RAFTING

Visit the Vaal River for some of the best white-water rapids South Africa has to offer and get that adrenaline pumping.

Various options are on offer from mild to wild rafting as well as relaxed paddling.

With well-equipped river guides as well as safe and well maintained equipment, this outing is sure to be fun not just for Dad but for the whole family.

Dimalachite River Lodge, Parys, Free State 086 621 8333 www.parysrafting.co.za

Gentlemen's NIGHT OUT

Upgrade your boys night out from cracking a cold one to a sophisticated gentlemen’s night out filled with pampering, whiskey, amazing food and even better entertainment.

Start your evening off with some pampering….

Grab something to eat….

BAR BER BLACKSHEEP

THE GENTLEMEN’S ARTHOUSE

Situated slap bang in the middle of the trendy art district of Rosebank, Bar Ber Blacksheep is a sophisticated bespoke barber shop perfect for the fashionable professional.

Fit in a quick shave or trim along with an on-the-house draft or espresso before a night out on the town or opt for the executive experience, cigar and whiskey at the bar. Those not getting a treatment can hang out on the leather studded couches, armchairs or barstools and enjoy infused gin and martini cocktails. This barbershop and smoking bar serves as the ultimate ‘man cave’ inspired spot for gents. The Bar Ber Blacksheep barber shop is open from 7am to 7pm, and the bar from 10am to 10 pm.

2 Bolton Rd, Parkwood 011 037 3660 5 www.barberblacksheep.co.za

Travel back in time with this boutique boite that’s steeped in history. The Gentlemen’s Arthouse is a restored heritage gem that features a menu and cocktails that are inspired by authentic Victorian delicacies with a modern twist. The aesthetic and interior will transport you to a past time altogether with Edwardian washrooms that date back to 1911 and eccentric, decadent décor. It doesn’t get much cooler than this, think absinthe and feasts fit for a king! For entertainment chose from a variety of performers from jazzy singers and Cuban cigar-rollers to poets and master-brewers.

100 Carr Street, Newtown 010 592 1911 5 www.gentlemensarthouse.com

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THE GRAND

From cloakrooms boasting the finest fragrances, mirrored ceilings and carefully designed lighting to superb exotic dancers, there is no venue quiet like The Grand. There are few places in the world that can rival the selection of fine liquor that is on offer. You’ll be spoilt for choice with hundreds of bottles of the finest wines, champagne and an extravagant cognac room that boasts the rarest single malt whiskey and cognac collection your eyes have ever seen.

www.thegrandrivonia.com

Rivonia Blvd & 11th Avenue, Rivonia 011 234 9593 5 www.thegrandrivonia.com

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OF THE MONTH Don Papa Rum

MUST-TRY COCKTAIL Whether you’re feeling fancy or just in the mood for some fun, these cocktails will surely set the vibe. We teamed up with Don Papa to bring you the tastiest rum cocktails that you just have to try.You’ll be instantly transported to an island paradise!

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30ml Don Papa Rum Muddles Sugar 3 dashes Bitters Ice

Method Rum isn’t just for sailors and pirates, but you’ll definitely have a great time sipping on it and pretending to be one. ➊ How it is made: Don Papa is created on the fertile foothills of the active volcano Mt. Kanlaon, where the finest sugar cane is milled to produce sweet, rich molasses.

The rum is charcoal filtered to remove any tannins and impurities before being blended to perfection. The combination of the volcanic soil, the quality of the sugar cane, the ageing in oak and the blender’s art come together beautifully to give Don Papa rum its signature rich, smooth taste.

Add Don Papa Rum and muddled sugar to glass, top up with fresh ice & add your bitters. Stir and garnish with orange wedge and rosemary.

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➋ Flavours: It is light and fruity on the nose, smooth and delicate in the mouth with a long-textured finish, and offers flavours of vanilla, honey, and candied fruits.

➍ Try one: The perfect way to drink Don Papa is neat, on the rocks, or over a large block of ice melting gradually in your glass. Don Papa is a versatile spirit and also makes wonderful cocktails. Try one of our suggestions! ➎ Available from: All good liquor stores, bars, and restaurants in a 750-ml bottle at 43% Vol. Don Papa retails at

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WIN WIN WIN! A bottle of Don Papa valued at approximately R450 as well as a set of limited edition bamboo Don Papa straws!

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➌ Cool fact: Don Papa is a tribute to Papa Isio, the charismatic Philippines’ leader who, in the 1890s, helped drive the Spanish from the Negros and win independence for the island.

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COCKTAIL BARS AND PUBS SOCIAL ON MAIN

Not quite a restaurant and not quite a bar, social on main is the perfect mix of both. With relaxed, gourmet street style inspired food and a stunning range of cocktails, local craft beers and an incredible selection of local wines this spot offers the perfect atmosphere for sundowners. Try their range of flavoured mojitos or a globe glasses G&T, sit back and enjoy the vibe.

Shop 1, Posthouse Centre, Corner Posthouse Street & Main Road, Br yanston 011 706 7115 www.socialonmain.co.za

STANLEY BEER YARD

Found inside the pretty courtyards of 44 Stanley is one of the city's most attractive and unique beer gardens.

Stanley Beer Yard specialises in craft beer, boutique wines and an eclectic selection of meals. They’re open Tuesday to Sunday, and there’s live music on Saturdays and retro DJs on Thursday and Friday evenings.

44 Stanley Avenue 011 482 5791 www.44stanley.co.za

SIX COCKTAIL BAR

Located on the trendy 7th street in Melville, SIX offers a stylishly modern space that features an array of speciality cocktails that are made in-house. With art on the walls and a classic soundtrack in the background this is the perfect place to spend an evening drinking, chatting and hanging out.

62 5th Avenue Melville 011 482 8306 www.m.facebook.com/ SIXCocktailBar

KITCHENERS CARVERY

Launched in 1906, this local pub is typically a casual neighbourhood hangout. If you’re looking for a trendy, hip place to spend your evening this is the place for you! Kitchener’s hosts amazing events from parties to karaoke and the occasional comedy show.

71 Juta Street, Braamfontein 011 403 0166 www.kitcheners.co.za

everything from Negroni and customisable gin cocktails to the Smokey Bear Cocktail (tequila, rum, pineapple, hickory smoke, peach and pine tea)which is perfect for a truly unique experience this spot is definitely worth a visit.

2 Bolton Road, Unit 1 Park Corner, Corner Bolton Road & Jan Smuts, Rosebank 011 327 6104 www.facebook.com/brdcollection

GILES

Giles has become renowned for its bustling ambience and superb deck overlooking the Craighall Park valley. Their extensive and inexpensive wine offering features some unique estates and has something for everybody.

9 Grafton Avenue, Craighall Park 011 442 4056 www.gilesrez.co.za

GOOD LUCK BAR

Enjoy the setting of one of Joburg’s oldest bars while celebrating the best of presentday Jozi. Good Luck Bar is Jozi’s best live music venue and regularly hosts events with some of the top acts in the world.

1 Fox Street, Ferreirastown 084 683 4413 www.goodluckbar.co.za

CRAFTERS ROOFTOP BAR Situated at the very top of The Factory on Grant in Norwood, this rooftop bar with a sublime view and a wide variety of drinks will be sure to see you returning time and time again, not just for the artsy atmosphere but for the relaxed ambience. Hosting live music events the crafters rooftop bar is perfect for casual gatherings and celebrations.

115 Grant Ave & Nellie Road 011 483 1398 www.thefactoryongrant.co.za

BOLTON ROAD COLLECTION

Bolton Road Collection offers more than just amazing food, they have an excellent cocktail selection that’s expertly served behind a beautifully tiled bar overlooking the street. With

Sophisticated, vibey and just plain sexy...

That’s how we describe our smooth social lounge and come to think of it... our customers too.

COME & JOIN US FOR A LOVELY MEAL, SUNDOWNERS & PARTY NIGHTS ON THE WEEKEND!

Shop 2054, Level 5, Town Square Mall of Africa, Magwa Crescent Midrand 011 517 2455

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Kimberley Cunningham, an art dealer at the Goodman Gallery, shares the ins and outs of the art world – a highly competitive industry with an almost secret social club, the importance of the online economy and who to watch out for.

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When it comes to what makes a gallery work, of course, excellent artists are essential but there is a lot of work that goes on behind the scenes with specific nuances to manage as well. “One of the things we have to consider is the balance between local and international work. Increasingly local audiences appreciate seeing work by international artists. Fifteen years ago there was perhaps an idea that only South African art, or at a stretch African art, was relevant to South African audiences. This idea has largely disappeared, and both audiences and artists today understand themselves as already international.”

The industry is also fiercely competitive and while the pool of local collectors is growing, this takes time, explains Kimberly. “To take our artists' careers to the next level we have to be visible outside of South Africa, and the most efficient way to do this is to participate in international art fairs. The costs associated with these are enormous, especially when paying Euro art fair bills with Rands.

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So what makes a successful show? “There are many measures of success in the context of a commercial gallery exhibition. Sales are one measure, but it is definitely not the only, or most important, one. Many of the artists we work with don't make easily saleable work, but the gallery enables them to produce work they might otherwise have been unable to make. At the same time showing this kind of work in the gallery elevates our programme and creates public interest.”

But it’s not all one long brush stroke to an end sale.

“Working with artists is extremely rewarding, and in a gallery, you get to work with a group of artists over a long period of time. You're privy to their thought processes, their discoveries, their highs and their lows, and for someone who loves art, this is a front row seat.”

As for the future of the art gallery in this ever-connected word? “Galleries will certainly have to adapt to the online economy, and some have already made inroads here. It's not as simple as opening up an online shop though since the community around a gallery is

such an important part of the energy that keeps the business going. Many collectors will comfortably buy art online if they are familiar with the work and spot an unmissable deal, and that is not a bad thing. It would be a misapprehension, though, to think that only buying online would be a sound way to build a collection.” – You heard it here first ladies and gents ANY LOCAL ARTISTS WE SHOULD BE LOOKING OUT FOR? HERE’S THE DOWN-LOW FROM KIM Haroon Gunn-Salie recently showed a major sculptural installation on the prestigious New Museum Triennial at the New Museum in New York. Titled 'Senzenina' the piece commemorates those who lost their lives in the Marikana massacre. Other local artists to look out for are performance artist Gabrielle Goliath, photographer Jabulani Dhlamini and painter Jessica Webster, all of whom live in Joburg. @kimbers-c

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Art lovers have a real conviction when it comes to gallery exhibits, says Kimberley. “The availability of on-demand entertainment doesn't seem to have affected people's willingness to show up for an exhibition which is a testament to the ardent gallery-goers’ passion for art and the craft.” It also speaks to the unique social scene that exists within the art world. “Galleries generate their own special social scene. There is something unique about consuming art in a gallery with other art enthusiasts. In fact, many of our openings are as much a social event as they are an opportunity to see the work. “

ART GALLERIES GALLARY MOMO

fascinating technology. Musical events and lectures also form part of the activities available.

2 Jellicoe Avenue, Rosebank 011 788 4805 www.circagallery.co.za

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Founded in 2002 Gallery MOMO is a world renowned contemporary art gallery situated in the suburb of Parktown North, Johannesburg.

Artists exhibiting at the gallery have been at the forefront of the local and international art world. These artists, through their respective genres, keep pushing the boundaries of local and international markets.

52 7th Ave, Parktown 011 327 3247 http://www.gallerymomo.com

ARTS ON MAIN

This hip and happening spot has artists’ studios, galleries and eateries, offering visitors a range of events, arts and merchandise. The venue is perfect for photo shoots, conferences, workshops, presentations and banquets.

264 Fox Street, Maboneng Precinct www.artsonmain.info

SPAZA ART GALLARY

Situated in Troyeville this is not your average art gallery. The Spaza Art Gallery focuses on showcasing young and upcoming South African artists.

Enjoy live music performances in the garden, a classic exhibition or a mosaic workshop in the gallery for a fully creative experience.

19 Wilhelmina St, Troyeville 011 614 9354 www.facebook.com/Spaza.Art/

CIRCA GALLERY

Recognised as one of Johannesburg’s outstanding architectural landmarks, Circa only exhibits important contemporary works of art and installations concerned with

Since its opening, Afronova has held numerous exhibitions by both local and international artist. The Pan African gallery has a huge platform of cultural modern art exhibitions from performances, book launches and readings, fashion shows and screenings. The gallery can be visited by appointment.

Corner Miriam Makeba and Gwigwi Mrwebi St. Newtown 083 726 5906 www.afronova.com

CUBE GALLERY

Here is where fine art, art objects and design furniture are combined and conveyed in an inspiring mode.

Their sister gallery, Graham's Fine Art Gallery, is on the premises and Cube Gallery is the authorised retailer for Vitra, Artek, Herman Miller, Belux, Armani Dada, Gio Ponti and Paola Lenti.

68 Hobart Road, Bryanston 011 463 7869 www.cubegallery.co.za

GOODMAN GALLERY

This is one of the longest-standing international contemporary art galleries. The gallery works with contemporary and influential artists who strive to shift perspectives and engender social transformation.

163 Jan Smuts Avenue, Parkwood 011 788 1113 www.goodman-gallery.com

EVERARD READ GALLERY

This is Africa's oldest commercial art gallery, and is associated with preeminent artists working in Southern Africa.

6 Jellicoe Avenue, Rosebank 011 788 4805 www.everard-read.co.za

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Ridges Antiques offers vintage lovers a treasure trove of high quality, competitively priced antiques, country furniture and a huge array of collectables including silver, brass, crystal, porcelain and copperware. Purchase a piece of history and, have your existing pieces restored or simply just pop in to browse the memories past.

Merrow Down Plaza, Witkoppen Rd, Magaliessig 011 465 5354 www.ridges.co.za

A vintage designer paradise! Started in 2010 by Annabelle Desfontaines, Wizards Vintage offers pre loved items with a particular focus on design labels and clothes and shoes that are in excellent condition and only of the highest quality. This store caters perfectly to anyone wanting to own big labels who might not necessarily want to fork out huge amounts of cash.

44 Stanley Ave, Milpark, Johannesburg 011 025 3056 www.vintagewithlove.co.za/wizard-comesvintage/ AUCTION - BUY - CONSIGN

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COME VISIT OUR AUCTIONS TO SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND! 25th & 26th August 2018 30th June & 1st July 2018 22nd & 23rd September 2018 28th & 29th July 2018 Viewing is the Thursday and Friday before Auctions, Visit our website for Catalogues and more information.

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OLD JOHANNESBURG WAREHOUSE

Auctioneers is one of South Africa’s leading Antiques, Art & Collectables auction houses. It has an excellent reputation for its ability to achieve record prices for consignment sellers, and for its wide array of quality auction lots offered to a discerning group of local and international collectors, investors, interior decorators and dealers alike, with very competitive commission structures for both sellers and buyers.

They host auctions on the last weekend of every month, April will be held on 21st and 22nd and May will be 26th and 27th.

Visit our website www.oldjwauctioneers. com for more info!

A charming antique spot that’s a real gem waiting to be discovered. Hunters Rest Antiques is a beautiful antique store filled with past treasures and collectables that have been restored to their former glory catering to both young and old. Enjoy homemade cake as well as complimentary tea and coffee at the top of the Victorian staircase and friendly staff are at hand at all times for assistance.

180 Long Rd, Newlands 011 477 2328 www.huntersrestantiques.co.za

Situated on a quaint street in Melville, Clyde on 4th antiques provides an antique haven for collectors and enthusiasts alike. From Georgian, Art Nouveau, Art Deco and 1950s classics this antique store is sure to have just what you’re looking for. Find missing pieces from a dinner service or ceramics and enjoy the superior service and assistance from the store owner Clyde Terry.

75 4th Ave, Melville 011 482 3266 www.clydeon4th.co.za

VINTIQUEEN

This is your one stop shop for all your local vintage finds. With a variety of dresses and blouses in vibrant prints from various decades and an impressive selection of skirts and coats VintiQueen is definitely worth a visit on your vintage journey. Make sure to check out their Instagram and Facebook pages to keep up to date with all their amazing new pieces.

300 Commissioner St, Jeppestown 011 021 2328 www.facebook.com/vintiqueen

MAHLAH’S ANTIQUES AND COLLECTABLES

Situated to the west of Johannesburg, this antique spot offers a unique collection of antiques collectables and curiosities that are of the very best quality. They specialise in period lighting, collectable tools, scales and kitchenalia as well as furniture from the 19th to the early 20th century.

160 Long Road, Greymont 082 320 1712/ 083 305 5154 www.toolsandlights.mahoonas.co.za/

Play: God of War The eighth instalment of the God of War franchise, this game takes a whole new look at the world of Kratos, a former Greek God of War. The third person action adventure game is a complete reimagination of the franchise and while beautifully animated Watch: Solo - A Star Wars Story with exciting storylines and fun battles - it really has an Most dads secretly wish they could channel their inner Harrison Ford underlining story that dad will appreciate. The director and explore the galaxy behind the controls of the Millennium Falcon. of God of War, Cory Barlog put his own emotions Travel through the stars as Solo’s friendship with around becoming a father into this game. While it is Chewbacca is cemented. The film is directed by action packed the true story lies in Kratos attempting Ron Howard, best known for Apollo 13, The da to teach Atreus how to be a God, with Atreus Vinci Code and A Beautiful Mind. Expect to ant to ultimately teaching his dad how to be more see some famous faces jumping in on Solo’s human. Exclusive to PlayStation 4 this game adventures including Paul Bettany (Vision impress from The Avengers) as well as Woody will give dad, and you, hours of entertainment Harrelson and Emilia Clarke from while still pulling at your heartstrings. dad for Father’s Game of Thrones.

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Day? We’ve got you covered with these great Listen: Kanye West’s new album Enjoy: UFD Tech on YouTube entertainment picks At the time of going to print we still didn’t Disciple is arguably one of South Africa’s have the official title for Kanye’s latest offering. you can share with biggest YouTube success stories with more Is it Turbo Grafx 16? So, help me God? than 100 000 subs. The American native has SWISH? The possibilities are endless but what we him (and enjoy settled his family in SA and produces tech videos do know is that on 1 June the follow up to Life of yourself). that educate and entertain. The channel is a techie’s Pablo releases on disc and to streaming services like iTunes. We’ve already heard two leaked songs, which possibly might not even feature on this album. Both Euro (Switch Hands) and Hold Tight showcased a return to a more brooding trap influenced sound.

We do know that this new album won’t be our only taste of Kanye this month. His pairing with Kid Cudi is entitled Kids See Ghost is set to drop 8 June as well.

dream with content around everything from gaming notebooks to Cryptocurrency mining. The real treat is when UF Disciple tries out South African favourites like Steri Stumpie. Search UFD Tech on YouTube and prepare to be amazed at his knowledge of all things computer based. You won’t be disappointed.

Podcast: WTF or What’s the Future?

Introducing www.wtfcrowd.com, a series of podcasts and conversations that track that moment we all ask ourselves about life, technology and business “WTF do we do now?” And if you haven’t asked it yet, believe us when we tell you it’s coming.From Bitcoin and BlockChain to the future of media or health, WTFcrowd brings a variety of content, opinions and anecdotes that will freak you the F out about the future in a good way. Brett StClair and Michael Cowen have created a platform where people can share their WTF moment and how they have adapted and responded to constant disruption being driven by technology.

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you’ll forget to breathe. Upon arrival, we were greeted with Gin and decadent slabs of Cadbury Milk chocolate. Small and intimate, the generously carpeted floors, rich furnishings and cascading curtains envelop the room. In every bathroom you’ll find Penhaligon’s products refilled and restocked on a daily basis.

We had a holy-moly moment because the room was so breathtakingly beautiful.

Did we mention our picturesque balcony which is ideal for an afternoon cup of tea? The only issue is we never wanted to leave.

It’s a hotel where time has stood still, it’s classic but not old-fashioned, it's grand but not ostentatious, it's luxury that epitomizes the meeting of knighthood. It’s here where you will discover old world charm and meticulous interior design and quite frankly what more could you ask for when visiting the city of chivalry and culture.

This becomes regularly problematic especially when you are served afternoon tea to the room and a delightful predinner snack too.You’ll never wait for anything and before you’ve thought of asking for a top-up, its already being poured for you (served from the left of course).This hotel and its stellar staff aim to spoil each and every single guest and ensure you leave with the most memorable experience, which for us was the high tea.

You’ll arrive and be enthralled by the excitable concierge who is at your every beck and call (and don’t forget to grab a handful of Minstrels at the front desk).You will not lift a finger all throughout your stay, and as you enter the hotel room,

This once in a generation kind of hotel serves a once in a lifetime high tea experience. A ritual fit for royalty. Served in Cheneston's Restaurant, the Park Lounge or the Conservatory. It is a treat in more ways than one - a delicious array of

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delicate finger sandwiches is accompanied by freshly baked scones served with Devonshire clotted cream and homemade preserves, as well as a selection of pastries including éclairs, tartlets, cupcakes and macaroons. Accompanied by a glass of bubbles, this tea practice showcases what the hotel does best, serving world-class quintessential English tradition on a silver platter.

This should be, without a doubt at the top of your bucket list. Well-known as an affable boutique hotel it’s no wonder it’s one of the leading hotels of the world.

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Interesting fact: The site of the present hotel once belonged to a druggist and a ham and tongue dealer Address: 39 Buckingham Palace Rd, Westminster, London There isn’t a better address in the world.

This is it and the actual hotel doesn’t disappoint either. British hospitality is what you can expect at this luxurious hotel.

With perfectly plumped sofas and bold red and white lined wallpapers, it’s a feast for the eyes.There is a rather elegant part

of the restaurant where you can sit and sip through afternoon tea at the palace lounge whilst watching the bypassers casually stroll past Buckingham Palace.

This hotel is all about location and of course the fact that your four-legged best friend can join in all the spoils.

The rooms and suites are all individually designed with original art and antiques and it is family run and owned. Book the Royal King Room, which is 14 square meters in size and regally themed in honour of past British monarchs. Intricate attention and detail has been paid to every single art piece throughout the hotel and to every gingerly placed piece of cutlery. All characteristics of this hotel have been well thought out.

Start your day with breakfast at the English Grill with the poached smoked haddock and butter croissants and end off with a glass of Lanson bubbles and poached salmon with a velvety smooth hollandaise sauce. Prepare to be charmed as waiters serve you dressed in tailcoats.The cherry on top is a nightcap at The New York Bar! With an intense red colour palette that is a celebration in itself, you’ll love how cosily inviting and regal the ambience is, with a Rubens signature Cocktail in hand (a mix of rum, Martell VS, lime juice and cinnamon) and live jazz vibrating in the background, you’re assured a bucket list moment.

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The Rubens, Superior King If before this you were unaware of the excellence that is the Red Carnation Hotel Collection, be assured it will be etched in your memory forever. Five-star service from start to finish.

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THE MAY FAIR HOTEL- TRANSCENDING LEISURE

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Address: Stratton St, Mayfair, London Upon entering this hotel, which opened in 1927, you’ll expect swank and style and that’s exactly what is delivered. A hotel that is every bit as beautiful as its first impression. It’s no wonder it is the official hotel to London Fashion Week.

Staying at The May Fair allows easy access to Buckingham Palace, Bond Street’s exclusive boutiques, art galleries and Berkeley Street’s famous restaurants, the hotel is also moments from Green Park tube station.

When staying at this hotel, it would be terribly remiss to not visit The Mayfair district. It’s the luxury quarter of London and a shopper’s dream. It is one of the most affluent districts in London and in the world. Mayfair has garnered a reputation as an international art hub and a historical space. Bourdon House is one of the oldest buildings, constructed between 1723–5.

We fell head over heels for this hotel because it’s trendy, it’s contemporary, it’s legendary and it boasts one of the finest dining spots in town- The May Fair Kitchen.

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Your day will begin with a bountiful breakfast buffet, be prepared to have seconds.Their muesli and traditional thick Greek yoghurt will make your taste buds do the happy dance and you simply cannot stay at this hotel and not have a sundowner at the May Fair Bar.They have a stunning selection of the finest cocktails, we recommend ordering the Winter Martini, Belvedere vodka infused with marshmallow, Chambord and pineapple juice or try the Apple & Spice cocktail with Hennessy Fine de Cognac, Grand Marnier, apple, kalamansi and persimmon jam. Drooling yet? Well, wait till you tuck into their small plates. Ranging from braised celery and powdered duck to spiced pigeon, they’re all lick-your-lips fantastic. Don’t leave without ordering the brown bread ice cream with salted butter caramel and pear.

Also, don’t miss the sign that reads: “On March 22nd, 1927 their Majesties The King and Queen visited the May Fair Hotel and were graciously pleased to make a tour of inspection.” So, hey if it’s fit enough for royalty it’s fit enough for us commoners, right?

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WHERE TO EAT: THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL- LA DAME DE PIC RESTAURANT

The Four Seasons Hotel- La Dame De Pic

If you’ve followed Anne Sophie Pic’s career you might be aware that she is one of the finest chefs of the 21st century. Garnering worldwide acclaim for her beautiful dishes, displaying finesse and a genuine passion for flavour, it’s impossible to not admire her sophistication and savoir-faire. A sublime experience each and every visit, make sure this is at the top of your gourmet bucket list.

Turns out, this was one of the best restaurants we have ever had the pleasure of visiting. Each mouthful is jam-packed with umami and because the restaurant is located inside The Four Seasons Ten Trinity Square historical building, it allows for a spectacular date night. With its refined elegance, five-meter-high ceilings and simplified decor the ambience is one of splendour and grace.

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You cannot leave the city without visiting: Buckingham Palace Houses of Parliament Big Ben (when we went in January 2018 it was under construction so check that info) Harry Potter Studio Hyde Park Borough Market Cambridge (day trip) Take a red bus -Shop at the Burlington Arcade What to take home with you: A packet or dozen of there fine English Tea A box or five of their shortbread biscuits A red London bus souvenir A mug with the face of the royals

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FOR THE PINK ENTHUSIASTS

You cannot leave without having a dinner at Sketch unless you dislike pink intensely. This gastro-brasserie restaurant is something special and they also have a cocktail bar.

FOR AN EXCUSE TO DRESS UP Sip Champagne at Bob Bob Ricard.

FOR A GASTRONOMIC DELIGHT

Dine at Dinner by Heston Blumenthal at the Mandarin Oriental hotel.

FOR THE BEST CITY VIEW

Indulge in the finest sushi and visit Sushisamba Located on the 38th and 39th floors. Its Peruvian, Brazilian and Japanese style cuisine, plus you’ll be blown away by the drinks menu and kind service.

FOR THE OLD-WORLD CHARM

An afternoon tea at The Milestone Hotel, this is a bucket list experience.

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The restaurant hums with energy and drive. We recommend tucking into their three-course dinner. Prepare for the depth of flavor from the starter pasta parcels filled with lightly smoked Brillat-Savarin cheese, salsify Melilot and Meyer lemon consommé. Melt in your mouth orgasmic.Then for mains plan for a mouthwatering bomb of flavor from the Cornish wild Turbot flatfish accompanied by wakame seaweed. But leave space to extol the wobbliest, silkiest most velvety smooth white millefeuille with Tahitian vanilla cream, jasmine jelly and Voatsiperifery pepper foam.

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Boasting a beautiful natural environment, surrounded by fly fishing dams and terraces, sweeping views over the Zwartkops mountain range, and not to mention meandering pathways and bridges, you would be forgiven for forgetting that the city existed at all.

Within easy reach from both Joburg and Pretoria, roughly 30 minutes’ drive from both, Kloofzicht offers a wide selection of conference venues – 5 conference rooms and 2 breakaway rooms which can accommodate between 2 and 120 guests.

The selection of different outdoor and indoor areas also makes events such as team buildings a breeze, and the picturesque view over the

lake is set to turn any wedding day into the memory of a lifetime.

Parking is plentiful and free Wi-Fi around the property is a bonus for any guest. All conference rooms come standard fitted with the latest in audio-visual equipment – and extras can always be brought in if required.

Pens and pads, waters and sweets come included and half day, full day and of course 24 hour stay over packages are available. The conferencing team at Kloofzicht run their events like a well-oiled machine. Flexible, involved and caring – their attention to detail and top-class service is unwavering.

Kloofzicht is near to Gilroy’s Brewery, Ngwenya Glass Village, Silverstar Casino and several other local attractions in the Cradle of Humankind.

On-site activities include things such as

fly-fishing, game viewing and clay pigeon shooting for the more adventurous. Those who prefer a morning in the onsite spa will not be disappointed by the range of treatments on offer.

Dining is always a pleasure and the kitchen, under the watchful eye of Chef Chris Tustian, produces unique and world-class meals, whether one is dining in the main restaurant, as part of a conference, or even a wedding reception.

Transfers are available, and the team at Kloofzicht certainly do go above and beyond to make sure every guest is beyond satisfied and comfortable. We can highly recommend Kloofzicht Lodge.

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EXHIBITION CENTRES GALLAGHER CONVENTION CENTRE

Since 1993 Gallagher Convention Centre has established itself as South Africa’s premier multipurpose conference and exhibition destination, that is located in Midrand, with ample parking.

With excellent service and a professional team as well as an internationally acclaimed team of chefs this convention centre offers an exceptional experience for all its clients.

19 Richards Drive, Midrand 011 266 3000 www.gallagher.co.za

THE SANDTON CONVENTION CENTRE

Sandton Convention Centre is South Africa's leading event venue, offering prestigious multi-use event spaces and venues in the financial hub of Johannesburg. From the feeling of grandeur you get stepping up to the enormous entrance to the on- site amenities and the high level of varied services the Sandton convention centre is fully equipped to facilitate a full range of function and events in Johannesburg.

58 Doornkloof, Goede Hoop Avenue, M57, Rietvleidam

011 316 1254 www.stgeorgehotel.co.za

THE TICKETPRO DOME

The Ticketpro dome is situated in the North of Joburg and is host to a number of exquisite and large scale events and exhibitions.

Organisers and visitors alike can enjoy the venues accessibility and it’s unrivalled capacity to host any event with ease, shaping it into the city’s most flexible sought after venue for anything from exhibitions to conferences and more!

Northumberland Rd and Olievenhout Ave, North Riding 011 794 5800 www.ticketprodome.co.za

JOHANNESBURG EXPO CENTRE Johannesburg Expo Centre

Johannesburg Expo Centre (JEC) is South Africa’s largest purposebuilt exhibition, conference, convention and events venues and is one of Johannesburg’s best known landmarks. Hosting massive events like the Rand show and Ultra this Centre is perfect for large or small scale events.

Cnr Nasrec & Rand Show 011 494 1920 www.expocentre.co.za

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CONFERENCE CENTRES CROWNE PLAZA – THE ROSEBANK

The 4-star Crowne Plaza is a contemporary and stylish Rosebank hotel that is ideally located for business and leisure travel in one of Johannesburg’s most popular suburbs. Many of their conference rooms offer natural light, and the hotel’s ideal location is perfect for visitors looking to experience the best in retail and relaxation.

Corner Tyrwhitt and Sturdee Avenue, Rosebank 011 448 3600 www.therosebank.co.za

FNB CONFERENCE & LEARNING CENTRE

The FNB Conference & Learning Centre in the Sandton business district, is surrounded by shopping and entertainment complexes. It has a variety of function venues and hosts any event from intimate cocktails to large year-end functions.

The 140-seater auditorium has a configured exhibition foyer with a spectacular view of the gardens. For more informal events, their bar, pool terrace, volleyball court and roof terrace are ideal venue options to choose from.

114 Grayston Drive, Sandton 087 032 8000 www.fnbconference.fnbweb.co.za

POLO ROOM AT THE INANDA CLUB

The Inanda Club offers privacy and exclusivity to likeminded individuals with a need for business, sport and social networking. The Polo Room is managed by caterers, By Word of Mouth, who offer a comprehensive one-stop event shop. The Polo Room is ideal for both corporate and private functions, and can hold up to 600 people for conferences.

Forrest Road, Sandton 011 884 1414 www.inandaclub.co.za

SAINT GEORGE HOTEL

This Mediterranean-style 260room hotel is ideal for a range of functions. The Saint George Hotel

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has 30 multi-functional conference venues, which can accommodate small group delegates through to venues that comfortably seat 1 500.

58 Doornkloof, Goede Hoop Avenue, M57, Rietvleidam 011 316 1254 www.stgeorgehotel.co.za

SANDTON SUN

Linked to the Sandton Convention Centre and Sandton City, this hotel combines luxury with business services, and houses the facilities suitable for business functions, special events, and meetings of every description.

Delegates can enjoy the San Bar and San Deck located on the hotel’s rooftop. Their modern business suites can be used as individual spaces or can be combined as one room capable of hosting 200 guests.

Corner 5th Street and Alice Lane, Sandton 011 780 5000 www.tsogosun.com/sandton-sun-hotel

SUMMER PLACE

Summer Place is an impressive venue for conferences, business functions and events. It pays meticulous attention to the smallest detail. The multimedia equipment is state-of-the-art, with full onsite technical support provided for video conference facilities and instant global networking.

69 Melville Road, Hyde Park 011 447 9744 www.summerplacesa.com

THABA ECO HOTEL

Surrounded by Johannesburg’s Klipriviersberg Nature Reserve, Thaba Eco Hotel is known for its luxurious accommodation, successful functions, dream weddings and delicious dining, as well as an authentic commitment to ecology and conservation. Their exquisite venues, such as the Lobola Banquet Hall and Glass Marquee, can host up to 450 people.

Klipriviersberg Nature Reserve, Impala Road, 011 959 0777 thabahotel.co.za

Something For Every Taste Located on Sandton’s prestigious Nelson Mandela Square, the DAVINCI Hotel and Suites offers guests all the luxuries

and comforts they’ve For come to expect from Legacy’s Something Every Taste extraordinary portfolio of hotels and resorts. This luxury Located Sandton’s prestigious Nelson Mandela Square, hotel on offers guests 166 rooms, 43 one, two and three the DAVINCI Hotel and Suites offers guests all the luxuries bedroom suites to choose from as well as a swimming pool, comforts they’verestaurant, come to expect from fulland business facilities, a health spaLegacy’s and gym. extraordinary portfolio of hotels and resorts. This luxury hotel offers guests 166 rooms, 43 one, two and three Centralfrom Reservations bedroom suites to choose as well as a swimming pool, Tel: +27 (0) 11 806 6888 | Fax:a+27 (0) spa 11 806 full business facilities, restaurant, health and 6899 gym. hotels@legacyhotels.com Central Reservations Tel: +27 (0) 11 806 6888 | Fax: +27 (0) 11 806 6899 www.LegacyHotels.com hotels@legacyhotels.com

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information TRANSPORT GAUTRAIN The Gautrain is a state-of-the-art rapid rail network in Gauteng. The rail connection comprises two links, namely a link between Pretoria and Johannesburg and a link between OR Tambo International Airport and Sandton. Apart from the three anchor stations on these two links, seven other stations will be linked by approximately 80 kilometres of rail along the route.

0800 428 87246 Or visit them at their head office: Office 204, 2nd Floor, The Firs, corner Cradock and Biermann Avenue,Rosebank, Johannesburg. www.gautrain.co.za

FOREIGN EXCHANGE American Express Foreign Exchange: 011 467 8136/7/9 Rosebank Branch: 011 880 8382 Sandton City Branch: 011 883 9026 / 9009 Fourways Mall Branch: 011 467 0294 Clearwater Mall Branch: 011 475 0294

TUK-TUKS Tuk-tuks are little vehicles usually used on the congested roads of Asia, however, South Africans are slowly becoming more familiar with these tiny vehicles, which are also known as rickshaws. These three-wheeled vehicles are predominantly used for short distances only, and are reasonably priced, which is why they are becoming more popular.

Shesha Tuks: 0861 743 742 • 011 784 3970 www.sheshatuks.co.za • info@sheshatuks.co.za e-TukTuk: 082 695 0211 • 082 515 6593 www.etuktuk.co.za

BANKS Bidvest Bank: 011 390 1040 www.bidvestbank.co.za MasterCard: 0800 990 418 www.mastercard.com Visa: 0800 990 475 www.visa.com

UBER Get a ride in minutes with the Uber app. Whether you use it for your daily commute, late night drinks or an early morning flight, you can always count on Uber for a ride, without a reservation. Set up your account and the driver will find you. You’re also able to track your ride and use the app to pay – no cash needed. Safe, convenient and always on time. www.uber.com/en-ZA

PLACES OF WORSHIP MOSQUES Fourways Al Kawthar Masjid Osprey Road, just off R511 William Nicol Drive Greenside Masjid-ur-Rahmah Corner of Ingalele and Barry Hertzog Roads Midrand Nizamiye Mosque

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Corner of K101 and Le Roux Avenue 011 024 5857 Houghton Masjid-ul-Furqaan 52 Second Avenue • 082 670 0048 Parktown Parktown East Musallah 3 Princess Street • 082 940 3206 SYNAGOGUES Chabad of Melrose 25 Kernick Avenue, Melrose North 011 485 2719 Northcliff Shul Corner Pendoring Road and Mountainview Drive, Northcliff

REA VAYA The Rea Vaya is a bus system operating in Johannesburg. It is a City project aimed at providing better public transport, reducing congestion on public roads, improving the environment and creating jobs. The bus routes have been extended, therefore you can travel from Dobsonville, Orlando Stadium, all the way through to Eldorado Park. www.reavaya.org.za

CAR RENTAL EUROPCAR 0861 131 000 www.europcar.co.za

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Cabs for Women Suite 217 Dunkeld West Centre, 281 Jan Smuts Avenue, Dunkeld West 0861 777 778 bookings@cabsforwomen.co.za www.cabsforwomen.co.za Cab 4 U 073 037 9741 info@cab4u.co.za www.cab4u.co.za Professional Passenger Service 010 590 1120 www.enjoythejourney.co.za Sandton Taxi Cabs 011 039 4402 078 396 4115 bookings@sandtontaxicabs.co.za www.sandtontaxicabs.co.za

Tourist Services: 011 639 1600 • 011 375 5911 Weather Information: 082 162 OR Tambo International Airport: 011 921 6911 Flight Information: 068 727 7888 Computicket: 011 340 8000 Telkom Inquiries: 1023 Police: 10111 Ambulance: 10177 Fire: 1022 Disaster Management: 011 928 6454

011 678 3015 Oxford, Riviera Shul 20 North Avenue, Riviera 011 646 6020 Sandton, Morningside Shul Kopje Road, Morningside 011 883 4210 Victory Park Shul Leighton Road, Victory Park 011 782 9584

St Martin de Porres 35 Lancaster Avenue, Craighall Park 011 447 2857 Immaculate Conception 16 Keyes Avenue, Rosebank 011 788 5226 Our Lady of Cedars 118 Western Services Road, Woodmead Ext 19 011 804 1305/7

CHURCHES - CATHOLIC Church of the Resurrection Corner William Nicol Drive and Sloane Street, Bryanston • 011 706 1314 www.bryanstoncatholic.co.za

ANGLICAN St Michael Corner Mount Street and Bryanston Drive, Woodmead 011 706 6050

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What was the best part about collaborating with Beast, Tipcee and DJ Tira?

The best part of the collaboration was that we got to tap into various energies and in this instance they all came together like a great tasty dish, just like the perfect recipe!

Tell us about your inspiration when creating ‘Bhampa’ Beast had released some freestyles on the net and we thought they were dope, so we set a studio date and then the magic happened. Those freestyles inspired the collaboration that led to the birth of bhampa.

What is the best part about

DJ Naves

the music scene in Jozi?

The best part about the Jozi scene is that there are so many opportunities for anything you want to do.

Your most memorable career moment?

Most memorable career moment was opening for Drake, we think that catapulted our career to what it is today, it was a defining moment in our history.

What can your fans look forward to from you in the future There are two songs out and we are working on more ,maybe even an album. But more than anything we want to have a good time and our fans can definitely look forward to that!

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@DJNaves @TheKingsDriveZA Favourite event to DJ at?

We generally enjoy djing to a variety of people and events. Every gig is one of a kind from the unique energy to the different people all we like is to have a good time!

t @SPHEctacula @WeekendKingsRSA @DJNaves @TheKingsDriveZA

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Recently nominated for The Liberty Radio Awards, the dynamic duo more famously known as The Kings of The Weekend, are in the prime of their career and have the beats to show it. SPHEctacula and DJ Naves have just released their brand new single - Bhampa ft Beast, TipCee and DJ Tira.

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