BAD BISHOP! BAD BISHOP!

• IT’S NOT UNUSUAL TO HAVE BISHOPS WHO HAVE A CONFLICT OF INTEREST BRING IN SOMEONE FROM THE OUTSIDE. HERE’S A LIST OF ONES TO AVOID:

• SHANNON JOHNSTON (A CROSS BETWEEN LIZZIE BORDEN, BERNIE MADOFF, AND ATTILA THE HUN. ON HIS BETTER DAYS.)

• SUSAN GOFF

• ALAN GATES

• GEORGE SUMNER

• TODD OUSLEY (THINK, “I CAN ALWAYS CHANGE MY NAME AND ENTER A WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM.”)

• CHILTON KNUDSEN. PROOF YOU CAN BE A BISHOP AND HAVE ZERO ETHICS.

Other Miscreants

• NO ROGUE’S GALLERY WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT A LIST OF INCOMPETENT AND UNETHICAL INTAKE OFFICERS. THIS LIST IS FAR FROM COMPLETE, BUT IT’S A START.

• COUNT DRACULA (JUST KIDDING, BUT HE IS RUMORED TO BE RELATED TO SEVERAL FOLKS ON THIS LIST)

• SVEN VANBAARS

• CAROLINE PARKINSON

• ROB MORPETH AKA DELTA DAWN’S DAD

• ANYONE IN THE DIOCESE OF DALLAS