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Wanda Jackson Sat. May 19 | The first lady of rockabilly and a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame member, Wanda Jackson blended rock and country in the 1950s with songs like “Fujiyama Mama,” and she landed a Top 40 hit with 1960’s “Let’s Have a Party.” In 2011, she palled around with the White Stripes’ Jack White, and she’s still going strong. Hurray for the Riff Raff opens at Tipitina’s. Page 37.

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Louisiana state departments and cabinet agencies spend more than $5 million annually on press secretaries and media relations. Political overkill — or worth every penny?

which produces the annual Zurich Classic of New Orleans golf tournament, donated $216,000 to nonprofit organizations Blessings in a Backpack, The St. Bernard Project and St. Michael Special School. Since 2005, Zurich and its partner organization, the Fore!Kids Foundation, have raised more than $8 million for more than 40 charities serving thousands of children in need throughout southeastern Louisiana.

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James C. “Jim” Brandt, ments and cabinet agencies will spend more than $4.4 million this year on 72 positions ranging from press secretary and public information officer to communication director and outreach coordinator. This includes departments run by statewide elected officials and all of the cabinet agencies in Gov. Bobby Jindal’s executive branch.

While the average salary of the communications professionals weighs in at $61,646, salaries range from $25,000 on the low end up to six figures. The highest paid among them is Michael DiResto, assistant commissioner for policy and communications for the Division of Administration. This year he’ll make $118,792.

When contacted for comment, DiResto referred to his job description, which contains a wide range of responsibilities that, in some respects, have little to do with managing requests from reporters — things like policy and research. DiResto, whose salary mirrors those of other assistant secretaries, also has an applicable background, having formerly served as a press aide to former U.S. Rep. Richard Baker, R-Baton Rouge.

Only four other communications professionals pull down sixfigure salaries for similar services. They include: • Amy David, deputy commissioner of public affairs for the Insurance Department, $117,811.

• Jason Redmond, deputy state treasurer and communications director, $112,500.

• Rene Greer, director of public affairs for the Department of Education, $110,999.

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he responsibilities of a Louisiana governmental press secretary extend far beyond fielding requests from reporters. Some duties aren’t in the job description, as Marsanne Golsby learned during her eight-year stint as former Gov. Mike Foster’s top media liaison.

In March 2009, Greenpeace activists were shadowing Foster’s every move and complaining about polluted waters along the Mississippi River, where chemical plants are as iconic as Mark Twain on a steamboat. During one protest at the Governor’s Mansion, Greenpeace reps had prepared and delivered a “toxic lunch” for Foster — a meal of pan-fried catfish harvested from an allegedly tainted bayou.

With television crews in tow, the activists insisted that the meal be brought to Foster. They wanted him to eat it in front of reporters. They prodded. They pleaded. Golsby stood between them and her boss.

“Foster told me to do whatever I wanted to do,” she recalls.

“So I decided to pop the B.S. balloon. I stuck a fork in it.”

Literally. Golsby wolfed down two mouthfuls of supposedly toxic fish while staring down the protestors. At the end of the day, the story was about Golsby — and how she didn’t grow a third eye — rather than Foster’s environmental policies.

Golsby, a former TV reporter in Baton Rouge, had to swallow much more than that as Foster’s press secretary. On more than one occasion, she found herself walking a fine line between a duty to give the public information and affording her boss political cover. “It was never about squashing a story,” she says. “It was more about giving us time to get the answers we needed.

And sometimes it was about the spin.”

To get a press secretary to speak so candidly on the record, you typically have to wait until they leave the bright lights of public service. While many public information officers and media affairs professionals are drawn to their jobs by a sense of patriotism or wanting to get “close to the action,” they learn all too quickly that tap dancing and providing cover become just as important as writing press releases.

Which brings into question their real value to citizens — not to mention the role they play in influencing the media. To be sure, flacking for politicians has become a mini-industry in the public sector, a refuge for former reporters and campaign staffers, a training ground for managing crises by managing the flow of information. (“Flack” is part of the journalist vernacular, although reporters generally refrain from using the term in the presence of press secretaries — just as media aides toss around “hacks” to describe the press pool.) A department head without a flack nowadays is like a 4-year-old on the beach without sunscreen.

And for that protection, our state officials often pay top dollar.

According to responses to two dozen public records requests filed over the past two months, Louisiana state depart-

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Louisiana economic Development, $103,768. when it comes to total spending on flacks’ salaries, insurance Commissioner Jim Donelon leads the pack. He will shell out roughly $281,423 of taxpayers’ money this year to support David (noted in the list above) and three other public information officers.

Donelon says his department supports 271 other employees as well, adding that it has shrunk over the past five years while maintaining a monthly $1 million surplus due largely to fees paid for by the insurance industry.

He said it takes a large public information team to prepare residents for hurricane season, publish information on laws as they change and to update his department’s website with relevant data. “what we regulate is very challenging, expensive and complicated,” Donelon says. “it’s a part of everyone’s life.”

The state Police probably can lay claim to being unique among the state agencies with big public information needs. The agency requires a 13-person communications staff to cover every corner of the state, including most of the 12 troops. The Department of wildlife and Fisheries (DwF) has the nextlargest team around. it includes seven public information officers (PiO) and one marketing specialist. DwF secretary Robert Barham says he couldn’t do his job without them, and that all of the positions are funded through self-generated revenues, such as hunting and fishing licenses.

Barham notes that each PiO specializes in a certain area — fisheries, marketing, enforcement and so on — and that all have been kept “extremely busy” in the wake of the BP oil spill, international trade fights, record flooding and devastating hurricanes. “There’s no department that has been more at the forefront of these historic events than we have” he says.

Asked if he could maintain services with fewer hands, Barham fiercely defended the positions. “i’m very comfortable that it’s a great value,” he says.

“Could we cut some? sure. But we wouldn’t have the expertise that we have now. ... That’s my story and i’m sticking to it.”

Author and LsU Professor Bob Mann is all too familiar with this landscape. He currently chairs LsU’s Manship school of Mass Communications and directs the Reilly Center for Media and Public Affairs.

Before that, he served as communications director for Gov. Kathleen Blanco and press secretary for thenU.s. sen. John Breaux. when he worked for Blanco, Mann says he held regular meetings with all of the communications professionals from the various cabinet agencies. “what was kind of frustrating to me was wildlife and Fisheries and [the Department of Transportation and Development],” he recalls. “They had five, six, seven, eight people doing media relations, and we had two people. we were drowning trying to deal with media requests coming in for the chief executive of the state and there they were. it seemed like a crazy allocation of resources for dealing with the press.”

Today, Jindal’s office spends $262,000 a year on four press-related positions, including a communications director (Kyle Plotkin, $90,000), deputy communications director (Aaron Baer, $72,000), press secretary (Frank Collins, $65,000) and press assistant (Greg Dupuis, $35,000). in many ways, Jindal’s team has rewritten the book on gubernatorial press relations. Jindal is tightly guarded, and one-on-one interviews are rarely granted — and never to reporters who might ask probing questions. Responses to press inquiries are terse and sometimes vague, and almost always reflect Team Jindal talking points.

Often, press conferences are announced only an hour or two in advance. Press releases often are issued for the sole purpose of critiquing published reports. it’s akin to a D.C. management style that, at least at first, shook the Baton Rouge press corps to its foundation. A few stories were written about this approach when Jindal took office in 2008, but now it’s just accepted as the status quo, while still drawing the quiet ire of reporters on the Capitol beat.

Plotkin provided information in a timely manner for this story and agreed to be interviewed, but said he would only discuss the governor’s policies — not internal management.

Jindal’s setup stands in stark contrast to the media operation of Treasurer John Kennedy’s office. His press coverage is stuff of legend, largely because he and his team are skilled — and unapologetic — opportunists. They also respond quickly to reporters’ requests — and, unlike Jindal, their boss is almost always available either in person or via phone, and he is always quotable. if reporters need a unique angle on a story or a critical voice on just about anything, they know they can bring a herd of sacred cows to Kennedy, who is only too willing to slaughter them.

No doubt those two styles reflect the preferences (and perhaps the relative strengths and weaknesses) of the two men. Jindal avoids the press as much as possible and is loath to face a pack of reporters. Kennedy welcomes the challenge, and the spotlight.

Redmond, deputy state treasurer and communications director for Kennedy, serves as a gatekeeper and is a favorite among the press corps. He and his boss have a knack for inserting themselves in the debates of the day. As the budget debate heated up this legislative session and lawmakers complained about fund sweeps and possible cuts, Kennedy grabbed headlines by pointing out an increase in overall salary costs.

Redmond says the strategy echoes Kennedy’s willingness to work with reporters. “we often are described as an aggressive press operation, and i won’t dispute that a bit,” he says. “This is the information age, and information is power. But the speed and ease of access to that information by the public and the press is just as important as the information itself, and that’s what we strive to provide. At the end of the day, however, any degree of message crafting or execution is pointless without a good message and especially a good messenger with vision. And all the credit there has to go to one guy and one guy only: Treasurer John Kennedy.”

Obviously, every department and agency is different.

That much was evident in the responses to the 24 public records requests filed in advance of this story.

The lieutenant governor’s office provided all information over the phone within minutes of being asked.

Flacks for the Department of Revenue demanded that a request be mailed or faxed, and then requested that all information be put in a certain context. The Department of environmental Quality requested that a form be filled out on its website. Most responded within two weeks — sooner in many cases.

Mann, a former reporter, says it’s understandable that reporters sometimes become frustrated with press secretaries. He says he can see it clearly in terms of the governor’s operations. “i think the problem is a lot of these people have never been journalists. They’ve never been on the other side,” Mann says.

Roy Fletcher, a Louisiana consultant who managed part of John McCain’s 2000 presidential campaign, suggests that hard-nosed flacks, the kind Jindal and

others employ, are simply doing their job. And a good job at that. “when i hire a press secretary, i’m looking for someone with a unique skill. That would be the ability to get along with the press,” Fletcher says. “But when it comes to game time, they need to be able to push back and fight.”

Fletcher says veteran hacks and flacks share a relationship that’s best defined as, “You know what i’m doing and i know what you’re doing; you know what i’m flacking, so let’s do it.”

As for the often-uneasy working relationships, reporters aren’t alone in their vexation, says Jacques Berry, the press secretary for Lt. Gov. Jay Dardenne.

After following Dardenne through the state senate and the secretary of state’s office, Berry says it’s still difficult to figure out what will grab the media’s attention. Notably, he says he’s tired of seeing solid policy stories overlooked for sexier accounts of Capitol politics. “it’s a constant source of frustration seeing what’s not being covered out of this office,” Berry says.

Fletcher adds that some reporters arrive for an interview with their story already written. when the press secretary doesn’t respond as predicted in such cases, it creates an element in the story that helps no one. “They’ll go around the beanie pole to get me to say what i don’t want to say,” he says. “it ends up being a ‘gotcha’ game.”

That’s among the reasons why many government press teams are finding ways to circumvent the mainstream media to get information out to their stakeholders. Our public records requests revealed that statewide departments and cabinet agencies will spend more than $640,000 this year on such operations.

The Treasury Department, for example, will spend $15,000 on video productions. The Department of Agriculture will put up roughly $100,000 publishing what it calls “Market Bulletins.” Outside players factor into this equation as well. Louisiana economic Development has contracted with companies like Peter Mayer Advertising to help carry the load. (Locally, Orleans sheriff Marlin Gusman has followed this trend, hiring the ehrhardt Group to handle press inquiries.)

Despite having more than $5 million invested in press operations, flack teams seldom catch the watchful eye of legislative budget committees — despite a $211 million shortfall in the current budget year and a $303 million projected deficit for the next.

Maybe that’s because leges have flacks, too, both for the campaigns and for their respective legislative bodies. The campaign aides are paid by individual candidates’ campaign war chests; the legislative media liaisons are paid by taxpayers.

The state senate has communications officer Brenda Hodge, a former Baton Rouge Tv reporter who earns $92,813 a year, plus two other employees who pull down a combined $68,000. The House has PiO sheila McCant, who reaps an annual salary of $122,285 (more than any other press official reviewed for this story). Four other House communications employees collectively earn $156,872. Together, the House and senate will spend $439,970 this year on salaries for media liaisons.

At the end of the day, there’s no denying the fact that public information often gets spun before it reaches the public.

Golsby, who served as Foster’s press secretary, agrees with Mann that it’s an innocent part of the game — a game that has been played for centuries and will probably continue for generations. “i’m sure Hamilton did the same thing for George washington,” Mann says. “it’s a little naive to expect it to be any other way.”

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Here’s a list of the press and communications aides for Louisiana’s executive branch — and the total spent on their annual salaries within each agency or department.

Governor’s office • Kyle Plotkin, communications director, $90,000 • Aaron Baer, deputy communications director, $72,000 • frank collins, press secretary, $65,000 • Greg Dupuis, press assistant, $35,000 ToTAl: $262,000 lieuTenAnT Governor’s office • Jacques Berry, communications director, $64,400 • cami Geisman, deputy communications director, $52,000 ToTAl: $116,400 insurAnce DePArTmenT • Amy David, deputy commissioner of public affairs, $117,811 • Judy Wright, public information director, $76,752 • laura nola, public information officer, $45,531 • lindsay ruiz de chavez, public information officer, $41,329 ToTAl $281,423

TreAsury • Jason redmond, deputy state treasurer and communications director, $112,500 • Amber King, press secretary, $65,000 ToTAl: $177,500 ATTorney GenerAl’s office • Amanda larkins, director of communications, $80,000 • laura Gerdes, public outreach coordinator, $50,000 • ToTAl: $130,000 DePArTmenT of AGriculTure • sam irwin, press secretary, $60,000 • laura lindsay, public information director, $44,532 • marilyn mayeux, administrative coordinator, $45,401 ToTAl: $149,933 Division of ADminisTrATion • michael Diresto, assistant commissioner for policy and communications, $118,792

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In the Zone significantly — we think for the better. A series of amendments, which could be considered in committee this Thursday (May 17), would split the 1.75 percent hotel tax revenues evenly among the CVB, the TMC and the city. Marigny has been removed from the zone, which now stops at Esplanade Avenue. And the appointed commissioners would become an Advisory Committee to help the city decide how to spend its share of the funds. The new board would grow from 10 to 14; instead of four mayoral appointees, it would have three — a deputy mayor, a French Quarter resident and a hotelier.

Equally important, the committee would be subject to the state’s open meetings and public records laws.

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Landrieu says the improvements will be seen in all corners of the zone, particularly the French Quarter. The zone’s expanded tax base will bring millions more every year. The hotel tax is expected to yield more than $12.8 million a year; the hotel overnight parking tax, $300,000; the quarter-penny food and beverage tax, $1.75 million; and an additional 1.75 percent hotel tax at the Hyatt Regency, $1 million. That’s a total of almost $15.9 million a year for the zone.

The legislative session ends June 4.

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he New Orleans Hospitality Zone was originally announced in November 2011 by Mayor Mitch Landrieu in anticipation of an unprecedented series of major tourism events that would culminate in the 2013 Super Bowl. As originally unveiled, the zone encompassed a wide swath from the Superdome through the Warehouse District and CBD, down through the French Quarter and Marigny Triangle just past Frenchmen Street. Landrieu, City Council members and tourism officials promised to clean up the area in the coming year — something that’s sorely needed — and New Orleans Police Chief Ronal Serpas was instructed to “enforce all the laws on the books” in the zone. All in all, it sounded like a good plan.

But, as is always the case, the devil is in the details. As originally proposed, Senate Bill 573 by New Orleans Sen. Ed Murray would place management of the proposed zone under a new entity called the New Orleans Hospitality and Entertainment District (not to be confused with the zone itself). The district’s 10 commissioners would include six from the hospitality industry and four appointed

by Landrieu — “all of whom shall have substantial business interests related directly to tourism in the hospitality zone,” according to the bill. Non-business interests and residents were not part of the original bill. That was a major defect.

The board would be authorized to collect an additional 1.75 percent hotel tax in the zone, with the first 1.5 percent being split between the New Orleans Tourism Marketing Corporation (TMC) and the New Orleans Convention and Visitors Bureau (CVB). If the remaining .25 percent tax were levied, it would go to “the district in furtherance of its purposes” — presumably for infrastructure, lighting and public safety. An additional .25 percent (quarter-penny) tax on food and beverages and a 1 percent tax on hotel overnight parking in the Hospitality Zone would also go to the district rather than the marketing boards.

The legislation initially provided that all contracts let by the District would have to go to public bid, but only after the 2013 Super Bowl, an idea that rightly aroused suspicion. Quarter and Marigny residents, who were not consulted before the plan was drafted, likewise balked at what they saw as a high-handed attempt to remake their neighborhoods without public input. At a May 7 public meeting, representatives of French Quarter Citizens, Vieux Carre Property Owners, Residents and Associates, the Historic Faubourg Treme Association and the Faubourg Marigny Improvement Association (FMIA) all spoke against the plan.

The Marigny group asked to be excluded from the zone.

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s it passed both chambers, House Bill 783 would direct $325 million to rural road construction. Which roads? No one knows. Gov. Bobby Jindal’s administration, which is backing the bill, hasn’t given lawmakers a list. The bill’s sponsor, Appropriations Chairman Jim Fannin, D-Jonesboro, can’t even speak generally about the projects.

Here’s an easy prediction: lawmakers who consistently voted against the administration this session won’t be seeing any steamrollers pressing fresh asphalt in their districts. So remember House Bill 783 if your summer travels take you down any of Louisiana’s scenic — but often bumpy — back roads.

There’s more bad news. HB 783 will get its funding from a new batch of 20-year loans.

While Treasurer John Kennedy and others rightly note that interest rates are in the cellar right now, does it really make sense for a state that’s broke to go deeper into debt?

Louisiana faces a $211 million budget shortfall for the current fiscal year (which ends June 30). One strategy being floated

by Fannin involves doing nothing. He’s not joking. Budget leaders are seriously considering carrying a deficit and addressing it next fiscal year — and taking out 20-year

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loans for a list of unspecified road projects.

Bear in mind that state revenue forecasters have predicted a $303 million revenue shortfall for next fiscal year, which begins July 1.

Fannin’s do-nothing strategy apparently has some support. Viable solutions are being ignored or panned. Last week, the Appropriations Committee passed House Bills 327 and 328, which will cut consulting contracts by 10 percent and reduce 15,000 government positions over the next three years. The Advocate of Baton Rouge, which won the Louisiana Press Association’s Newspaper of the Year award, dedicated 131 words to HB 327 and HB 328. The Times-Picayune, a Pulitzer Prize-winning newspaper, didn’t cover them at all.

Kennedy made a rare appearance before the committee to support the bills, which are authored by Rep. Dee Richard, a Thibodaux independent. Commissioner of Administration Paul Rainwater opposed the measures, arguing they would stand in the way of Jindal’s future privatization plans, whatever those might be.

Next year’s budget already abolishes 6,371 state governmental positions, Rainwater said, adding that the goal of 15,000 reductions

It would not look good on Jindal’s resume if he were to veto bills intended to rein in spending. He’d much prefer the House or Senate do his dirty work for him. is based on outdated turnover rates. “The number of full-time employees in state government are already at their lowest levels in 20 years,” he said.

The treasurer countered with numbers from the Legislative Auditor’s Office. He also slammed several contracts, including one for $94,000 to teach students “social skills” through organized play and another for $43,000 that focuses on seat belt use in the Hispanic communities of Rapides Parish.

Rainwater said you have to dig deeper to plumb the real value of contracts. He said there’s already a system in place for

prioritizing and that the 10 percent goal wouldn’t be realized without impacting larger contracts for services like health care.

As for smaller ones, Rainwater contends that if every contract under $50,000 were eliminated, it would reduce related costs by only 1 percent.

Rep. John Schroder, R-Covington, practically growled at Rainwater during the hearing. He complained that other areas of government spending have had to be reduced in recent years because of budget shortfalls. “Would it not be reasonable that some of these current contracts ought to get the same kind of attention?” Schroder asked.

Good question.

The Senate stopped similar bills last year, and it may do the same again. Even if Richard’s bills both pass, Jindal surely will veto them.

With one eye always on his national ambitions, the governor no doubt would prefer not to have to do that. After all, it would not look good on his resume if he vetoed bills intended to rein in spending.

No, he’d much prefer the House or Senate do his dirty work for him.

All it will cost him is a few more country roads — and 20 years of debt that the rest of us will have to pay.

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A Real Political Football ot since LSU routed Tulane 62-0 has the Uptown university been kicked around so soundly. I’m talking about the City Council’s decision to sidetrack Tulane’s plans for a football stadium on its campus.

Tulane’s proposed 25,000-seat stadium (with standing room for another 5,000) is all the rage Uptown, pitting the university against many of its wellheeled neighbors. There are good arguments on both sides, so the council did what politicians do best with a political football: it punted.

At its May 3 meeting, the council voted 4-2 to create an interim zoning district, or IZD, which put Tulane’s plans on hold. Now the City Planning Commission will study the idea of a special zoning district that would affect not only Tulane but also Loyola and Xavier universities. What the council really wants is for Tulane and its neighbors to reach a compromise, thereby relieving the council of having to choose between the city’s largest employer and scads of voters.

Tulane notes that its proposed stadium

comports with existing zoning laws and requires no variances. Neighbors answer that the stadium does not comply with a proposed Comprehensive Zoning Ordinance (CZO), which syncs with the city’s new master plan. The CZO is expected to be adopted in the coming months, but it is not yet the law. Given the years of work that went into the master plan and the zoning ordinance, neighbors feel Tulane should try to comply with the forthcoming standards.

The differences in the standards are stark. The current zoning requires a mere 20-foot setback from the stately homes on Audubon Boulevard, whereas the new zoning ordinance would require a 100-foot setback. Tulane’s plan reflects current standards.

Other issues include noise levels, lights, traffic and parking congestion, and uses other than football that might create traffic.

Most of all, neighbors complain that Tulane has kept them in the dark about its plans. They want a seat at the table, or at least a chance to air their concerns and get them addressed.

What the council really wants is for Tulane and its neighbors to reach a compromise.

Tulane officials deny trying to hide the ball and say they already have made concessions. Yvette Jones, Tulane’s vice president, notes that the stadium’s height along Audubon Boulevard has been reduced from about 60 feet to 48 feet. “That’s the equivalent of Tilton Hall on Claiborne Avenue, which also has a 20-foot setback,” Jones says.

Jones adds that much of the pushback from neighbors is the result of “questions raised that we didn’t have the answers to.” She says as Tulane gets deeper into the design phase of

the project, it will be able to address neighbors’ concerns.

For example, she says, the traffic study is not yet complete. The university expects it to be finished by June 1, after which Tulane can meet with neighbors and discuss alternatives.

As for other uses, Jones flatly denies that Tulane will host concerts in the stadium — a frequently voiced concern among neighbors. “We’re building a stadium to play football. Can we use it for other things? Yes, we can have academic uses in the enclosed spaces,” Jones says. “There will be interior spaces that we want to use for university functions. The field can be used for football practice, for club sports and the like. If we get a request for a high school championship game there, we could do that, but it would not be a likely place for weekly games.”

There’s no way Tulane can satisfy all of its neighbors, but clearly it can do a better job of getting its message out — and listening to neighborhood concerns. At the end of the day, neither side deserves to get routed.

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How Louisiana Became tHe capitaL of BattLing Brides, Bounty Hunters, swamp peopLe, duck dynasties, Bad girLs, Bayou BiLLionaires, cajun pawn stars and BiLLy tHe exterminator.

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Duck Dynasty is one of the latest in a crop of reality series set in Louisiana that make up a large percentage of cable television’s nonscripted offerings. Vulture, New York magazine’s pop culture blog, recently created a Venn diagram illustrating current reality shows, and shows set in Louisiana constituted one of the larger circles, right behind shows about “weddings” and “wars” — “wars” of the shipping, storage and cupcake variety, not actual combat.

The series Swamp People, which follows alligator hunters in the Atchafalaya River Basin swamp and was the first in the current shows-about-Cajuns trend, set a ratings record for History (the former History Channel). The 2010 season premiere of Swamp People garnered 4.2 million viewers, making the network No. 1 in its time slot and History’s most successful launch of an original series. The show, now in its third season, is

CLOCKWISE FROM TOP LEFT ON FACING PAGE: Cast members from Tough Love New Orleans, Bayou Billionaires, Bad Girls Club New Orleans, Big Easy Justice, The Real World: New Orleans and Duck Dynasty.

At first, alligator hunter Troy Landry wasn’t too excited about the prospect of appearing on a reality TV show. “We have so much work to do in that month’s time of the season that I didn’t think I’d have time to be bringing camera people with me and all that in the boat,” he says. “But I decided to try it, and I’m glad I did.”

The Pierre Part, La. native, his son Jacob and other alligator hunters living in the Atchafalaya Basin Swamp are the stars of History’s Swamp People, which has been the most successful series for the network and progenitor of a trend of reality shows set in Louisiana’s backwoods. Just as the show has been a boon for History, it’s been a great jolt for the Landry’s family and business.

“The year (the show approached them) the price of alligators had dropped to nothing, and I don’t think I would have paid my expenses that year if it wasn’t for the History Channel,” Landry says. “Alligators that went for $48 a foot the year before went from $12 a foot that year. So if it wasn’t for them paying my expenses, I’d don’t think I’d have made a dollar that whole month.”

Landry says his family is enjoying its newfound celebrity. They’re often paid to appear at private parties, crawfish boils and large public events. “We’re traveling a lot,” he says. “We’re getting to see a lot of the country that we wouldn’t have been able to see otherwise. So it’s been very, very, very good for my family.”

Despite their fame, the Landrys still have a job to do, and being a reality TV star can be time-consuming.

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t a store specializing in duck calls and similar sundries, spring and summer are usually slow — duck-hunting season is winter. But things are different when you’re a duck-call retailer with a reality show on a major cable network.

“I wasn’t sure that a guy would buy a duck call just because he liked the show,” says Willie Robertson, CEO of The Duck Commander, the West Monroe sporting goods empire featured on the A&E series Duck Dynasty. Since the show premiered March 21, Robertson says, orders have been pouring in from all over the U.S. and Canada. “Don’t know if they’re using them or not, but they’re certainly buying them.”

Promoted as a rags-to-riches story, the show depicts Robertson and his thickly bearded and heavily accented brother, father and uncle — along with the men’s wives and children — as they run the family business started by patriarch Phil, who went from humble beginnings to small-town fame with his handmade duck calls. The family is wealthy but still has the kind of backwoods sensibility that makes for good television. In one episode, Willie — who has no experience as a vintner — decides to buy an out-of-use vineyard, and the men earnestly attempt to make a batch of wine using crates of store-bought grapes

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still popular. The premieres of CMT’s Bayou Billionaires, a Beverly Hillbillies-esque story of a Shreveport family that became instantly wealthy after discovering their home sits on a natural gas well, along with My Big Redneck Vacation, which followed Louisiana swamp folks on a jaunt to the Hamptons, brought strong ratings for the network.

Like sister networks VH1 and MTV, CMT originally started as a music-focused channel (it stands for Country Music Television) but has drifted into reality programming, with its two Louisiana shows being its biggest hits so far in that category. Over on A&E, the 2009 premiere of Steven Seagal: Lawman, set in Jefferson Parish, was the most-watched series launch in that network’s history at that time. In the same vein of shows geared toward men, Spike TV now has Big Easy Justice, produced by Al Roker and starring local bounty hunter Tat-2 (Eugene Thacker).

Others include the Discovery Channel’s Ragin’ Cajuns, History’s Cajun Pawn Stars and the Travel Channel’s Girls, Guns and Gators.

While shows set in Louisiana’s bayous and swamps became popular, others depicting New Orleans through the lens of Carnival beads and artificially colored Bourbon Street cocktails began to crop up. In 2010, MTV brought its flagship The Real World back to the city for its 24th season (the ninth season of the series also was set in New Orleans). Much to the chagrin of Kenner residents, Oxygen filmed the 2011 season of its popular series Bad Girls Club in a mansion in Kenner’s Chateau Estates (but, of course, called the season Bad Girls Club: New Orleans). The AMC-owned network WeTV debuted Big Easy Brides in August 2011, depicting the colorful marriage ceremonies at a French Quarter wedding chapel, like a Hand Grenade-soaked version of Say Yes to the Dress. VH1 currently is airing Tough Love, a dating show that was filmed in a house on the edge of the French Quarter.

At this point, reality shows set in Louisiana represent all the major reality show categories, aside from shows about cakes — although Haydel’s Bakery, purveyor of king cakes, produced its own reality show, Piece of Cake, that aired locally on WVUE. Bayou Billionaires executive producer Brian Flanagan, who was instrumental in the creation of Swamp People and whose Magilla Entertainment is responsible for

Moonshiners, Long Island Medium and other nonscripted series, believes reality shows have helped improve their scripted counterparts.

“With scripted television, every year there’d be 150 pilots, and maybe two of them would turn into series and most of them would die, or go a season and they would die, and it was a lot of bad scripted TV,” he says. “And all of the sudden networks realized they could spend a lot less money on nonscripted and get a lot more product for it, and these things are becoming successful, and scripted actually got better because of it. And here we now find only a handful of scripted shows coming out a year that are all really, really great and we all really love to watch. I like it because I like the immediacy of it,” Flanagan added. “You can have an idea, go meet somebody if you find the right character, get them into a TV show within a few months and can get it on the air, and you can have a hit on your hands.”

Besides being an economical choice for networks, the voyeuristic nature of reality TV also speaks to the ultradocumented ethos of our times.

“There are a lot of technological changes that happened in the last decade,” says Lily Neumeyer, A&E’s vice president of nonfiction and alternative programming and executive producer of Duck Dynasty. “Everyone has a camera, everyone has YouTube. So it’s like we, as individuals, are all in our own reality TV show all the time.

It’s something that we as individuals in 2012 see as normal.

“We are all wired, so that’s part of why it’s not a trend, it’s about a genre that’s not going anywhere.”

reality TV is to convince people ... looking for authenticity and adventure that Louisiana has that to offer.”

Filmmaker Melissa Caudle, who has written a number of books on reality TV and whose film and television company On the Lot Productions is working on three unscripted projects set in Louisiana — River Kings, The Baker Girls: Sealed with a Kiss and Reel Um In — says the tax credits have been an incentive for production companies.

“There’s an interest in our diversity of culture that Louisiana has to offer,” Caudle says, adding that the recovery after Hurricane Katrina “has become a story in itself of people surviving and overcoming all of the adversity and hardships, and people are naturally attracted to those types of people. When the Louisiana tax structure started, that opened up the floodgates for reality shows.”

But Chris Stelly, who oversees the tax credit program in his job as executive director of Louisiana Entertainment in the department of Louisiana Economic Development, says reality TV shows constitute a relatively small percentage of projects taking advantage of the tax credits — less than 10 percent since the program’s inception.

“The reality TV phenomenon is more driven by the story than anything else,” Stelly says. “Typically when (shows) first come into the state, they fall below the minimum threshold, $300,000. We have seen some reality shows — Billy the Exterminator, Swamp People — as they progress and start realizing they’re spending money over the minimums required, then they will apply and ultimately take advantage of the tax credits.

“This is purely a genre of television that’s being driven by Part of Louisiana’s reality TV boom can be attributed to the popularity and subject matter.”

Louisiana Motion Picture Tax Incentive Act, which offers tax A&E’s Neumeyer says it’s a combination of both factors: breaks to filmmakers who shoot movies in Louisiana. the tax credits are an incentive and viewers react positively In 2002, when he was a state senator, Lt. Gov. Jay to Louisiana personalities. “They feel that it’s very relatable, Dardenne authored the legislation in hopes of creating a even though they don’t live in Louisiana,” she says. sustainable moviemaking workforce.

“There’s a culture, there’s a food, there’s a flavor, there’s When it comes to reality TV, Dardenne says he worries a music, there’s all those things that are Louisiana-centric about some of the tawdrier programming (though he admits that don’t necessarily exist when you go to the other states,” to being a fan of Swamp People), but sees the shows says Flanagan of Magilla Entertainment. “It opens itself up as a whole to be positive advertisement for the state and into a really vibrant culture to tap into with regards to reality spotlights cultures and habitats that are a draw for tourists. TV and documentaries.”

“These shows are going to happen because of tax credits, because of the public’s apparent thirst for these Bad Girls Club, Oxygen’s reality show that’s sort of like kind of shows,” he says. “They’re commercially successful. The Real World but with eight of the same person (the two ... What we’re trying to take advantage of in this heyday of shows share a production company, Bunim/Murray), filmed page 19

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seems to have fizzled out.

The SSS Entertainment website, however, lists a number of projects in development — most notably a series called Wanks, which is described as a reality program “that follows the party-fueled lives of young guys and girls living on the West Bank of New Orleans, where every weekend is Mardi Gras.” The description also says the show was sold to Oxygen in 2011.

(Company founder and executive producer Shaun Sanghani could not be reached for an interview.)

It’s difficult to tell what shows are coming up, since reality shows seem to be conceived and shelved all the time. But in April, A&E announced a new show, Cajun Justice, which follows the Terrebonne Parish Sheriff’s Office (“a world where the sheriff is like a king, voodoo is a common practice and no police call is routine”). Cajun Justice premieres June 7. Animal Planet currently is filming its fourth season of the series Pitbulls and Parolees at the 9th Ward branch of the Villalobos Rescue Center; it is set to air sometime this fall. In a strange nexus of Louisiana reality TV, Pitbulls cast member Heidi Ziegler was carjacked and the case was featured on WGNO-TV’s “Wheel of Justice,” a news segment on which Tat-2 of Big Easy Justice used to be a frequent guest.

Local boxing promoter Mike Tata says his Friday Night Fights boxing event/variety show will be featured on TruTV; the event’s Facebook page has a rough trailer for the show.

And there’s always hope that SSS Productions’ Wanks will make it on the air. Whatever happens, it’s safe to say there’s plenty more Louisiana reality TV to come.

“I think now everyone knows about (Louisiana), and it’s not a secret anymore,” Neumeyer says. “But I think it’s definitely a place where we haven’t run out of stories.”

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Kenner Mayor Mike Yenni pulled the plug on taping, citing a neighborhood zoning law. The show eventually went on, however, premiering in August 2011. Kenner adopted new filming regulations as a result of Bad Girls Club.

“Basically the city could not prove that the production company was violating any city codes, mainly the code provision that prohibits how many people may reside in a residence who are not related by blood or marriage,” Kenner city attorney Keith Conley wrote in an email to Gambit. “We had an open line of communication with the production company, who assured us that only the legal amount of people were staying at the residence, while the rest were staying at a hotel and transported in daily to shoot the segments.”

Mike Quigley, Yenni’s chief administrative officer, thinks Bad Girls Club didn’t make much of a splash in Kenner, despite fears about the debauchery the show would depict.

“The series was on the Oxygen Channel, and it is a channel I do not have,” Quigley wrote in an email response. “I was curious to see it, but I never did view it. Furthermore, I don’t know of anyone that watched it. It seems like Swamp People is more interesting.”

Around this time, some speculative projects began to emerge. After his release from prison, former Gov. Edwin Edwards was in talks with local production company SSS Entertainment to create a reality show focusing on his post-incarceration life with his new (and much younger) wife Trina Grimes Scott. That project

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putting everything on the table what

The Milk Bar

where

1514 Delachaise St., 891-9361

when

breakfast, lunch and early dinner Mon.-Fri.

how much inexpensive

reservations not accepted

what works

sandwiches with novel fillings and big buns

what doesn’t

breakfast is efficient but seems an afterthought

check, please

a colorful, offbeat spot for excellent sandwiches and frozen drinks

Rene Bistrot returns

The second rendition of Rene Bistrot (700 Tchoupitoulas St., 613-2350) is set to open Tuesday, May 15. It’s the return of a restaurant that had a loyal following prior to Hurricane Katrina and the latest move from a chef, Rene Bajeux, who has made a lot of them lately.

This new Rene Bistrot will serve breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with a French bistro cuisine menu with contemporary updates and Louisiana influences.

In March, the chef announced Rene Bistrot would open inside the Renaissance Arts Hotel, taking over the hotel’s LaCote Brasserie space and spelling the end of that restaurant after nine years.

The Renaissance Arts Hotel is related to the Pere Marquette Hotel in the CBD where the original Rene Bistrot had been located from 2001 until it was shuttered after Katrina.

A native of Alsace, Bajeux has earned many culinary plaudits during his career, and is recognized as one of just 55 French Master Chefs in America. He built his local reputation as chef at Windsor Court’s Grill Room. After Katrina, he had a brief stint as chef at John Besh’s La Provence restaurant in Lacombe and later worked at restaurants in the Caribbean and in page 23

WinE OF THE week

Lactose irreverent

By Ian McNulty

F

or most visitors, the only thing overtly Australian about the Milk Bar is an accent occasionally emanating from its kitchen. That belongs to Inta Phayer, the Australian who runs this Uptown sandwich shop with her husband Kevin, a native of England.

At their tiny, charmingly off-kilter place, they make enormous and generally excellent sandwiches that don’t seem to hail from anywhere in particular, except perhaps a fertile imagination. How else to explain a po-boy of roasted lamb slathered with Thai chili, dabbed with sour cream and held together with melted mozzarella — joined in the take-out bag by a curious little lollipop?

But to an Australian, a lunch like that bears several hallmarks of home. The lamb, sliced thin in the manner of deli meat, follows a tradition Aussies call “Sunday roast,” a custom as ingrained as Monday red beans here. Thai chili — a chunky, candy-apple-red, sweet-and-spicy spread — is the condiment of choice for gastropub grub Down Under. And that lollipop? The brand, Chupa Chups, hails from Spain but is Australia’s de facto national sucker.

Those touches may hit nostalgic notes for Aussies, but for the rest of us the Milk Bar offers an original and idiosyncratic approach to a quick lunch or early dinner (it closes at 8 p.m.). The seasonal soups are reliably good, as are the busy salads, the best of which is topped with Indonesian-style chicken satay. Cappuccino milk shakes and slushy lemon-lime drinks can take the edge

By BRENDA MAITLAND winediva1@earthlink.net

PHOTO By CHERyL GERBER

2010 Lamadrid Torrontes Mendoza, argentina

off a hot day.

Sandwiches are the Milk Bar’s calling card, and as with any serious sandwich it all starts with the bread. Po-boys are assembled on short, soft-crumbed pistolettes, and sandwiches are made on over-sized round loaves of ciabatta, a standing custom order from La Boulangerie. One called the “wolf me down” has roasted lamb, hummus and spinach. Eggplant and the better part of a Greek salad go into the “I dream of aubergenie.”

There must be some ardent fans of the “speared pig,” though I couldn’t get over the texture of asparagus mixed with ham and hollandaise. But I concur with the name of a relatively recent addition called “shrimply the best.” Pull its halves apart and a stretchy curtain of mozzarella reveals a seafood-platter’s-worth of sauteed shrimp dressed with pesto and lemony mayonnaise.

The ciabatta contains it all as snugly as a calzone, and like a good calzone these sandwiches resurrect well in the toaster for second helpings. Many are big enough for two meals.

In Australia, a milk bar is a neighborhood institution somewhere between a snack bar and an old-fashioned soda fountain, and during the lunch rush it’s clear this Milk Bar fills that role for kids from nearby schools and the scrubs-clad staff from neighboring Touro Infirmary. The location isn’t easy to spot, but when you see people twirling lollipop sticks on their way back from lunch you know you’re getting close.

$13-$15 retail

Lamadrid was made from 100 percent torrontes grapes from Argentina’s La Rioja, a sub-region of Mendoza. It was unfiltered, unfined and aged 5 months in cement vats to preserve its characteristic style.

The result is a light, crisp and versatile wine that offers aromas of melon, lemon peel, a touch of ginger and floral notes.

On the palate, taste zesty citrus, a stony minerality, hints of pear and apricot and a balanced finish.

Sip it as an aperitif or pair it with salads, light soups, smoked salmon, shellfish, sushi, grilled fish, soft cheeses, roasted almonds and dried or fresh fruit. Buy it at: Cork & Bottle, W.I.N.O., Breaux Mart in Uptown and Dorignac’s. Drink it at: Mike’s on the Avenue, Clever and W.I.N.O.

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A sandwich shop offers a taste of Down Under.

The Milk Bar serves original sandwiches like lamb with Thai chili and sauteed shrimp with mozzarella and pesto.

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By IAN MCNULTy mcnulty@cox.net | @louisianaramble

putting everything on the table what

The Milk Bar

where

1514 Delachaise St., 891-9361

when

breakfast, lunch and early dinner Mon.-Fri.

how much inexpensive

reservations not accepted

what works

sandwiches with novel fillings and big buns

what doesn’t

breakfast is efficient but seems an afterthought

check, please

a colorful, offbeat spot for excellent sandwiches and frozen drinks

Rene Bistrot returns

The second rendition of Rene Bistrot (700 Tchoupitoulas St., 613-2350) is set to open Tuesday, May 15. It’s the return of a restaurant that had a loyal following prior to Hurricane Katrina and the latest move from a chef, Rene Bajeux, who has made a lot of them lately.

This new Rene Bistrot will serve breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with a French bistro cuisine menu with contemporary updates and Louisiana influences.

In March, the chef announced Rene Bistrot would open inside the Renaissance Arts Hotel, taking over the hotel’s LaCote Brasserie space and spelling the end of that restaurant after nine years.

The Renaissance Arts Hotel is related to the Pere Marquette Hotel in the CBD where the original Rene Bistrot had been located from 2001 until it was shuttered after Katrina.

A native of Alsace, Bajeux has earned many culinary plaudits during his career, and is recognized as one of just 55 French Master Chefs in America. He built his local reputation as chef at Windsor Court’s Grill Room. After Katrina, he had a brief stint as chef at John Besh’s La Provence restaurant in Lacombe and later worked at restaurants in the Caribbean and in page 22

WinE OF THE week

Lactose irreverent

By Ian McNulty

F

or most visitors, the only thing overtly Australian about the Milk Bar is an accent occasionally emanating from its kitchen. That belongs to Inta Phayer, the Australian who runs this Uptown sandwich shop with her husband Kevin, a native of England.

At their tiny, charmingly off-kilter place, they make enormous and generally excellent sandwiches that don’t seem to hail from anywhere in particular, except perhaps a fertile imagination. How else to explain a po-boy of roasted lamb slathered with Thai chili, dabbed with sour cream and held together with melted mozzarella — joined in the take-out bag by a curious little lollipop?

But to an Australian, a lunch like that bears several hallmarks of home. The lamb, sliced thin in the manner of deli meat, follows a tradition Aussies call “Sunday roast,” a custom as ingrained as Monday red beans here. Thai chili — a chunky, candy-apple-red, sweet-and-spicy spread — is the condiment of choice for gastropub grub Down Under. And that lollipop? The brand, Chupa Chups, hails from Spain but is Australia’s de facto national sucker.

Those touches may hit nostalgic notes for Aussies, but for the rest of us the Milk Bar offers an original and idiosyncratic approach to a quick lunch or early dinner (it closes at 8 p.m.). The seasonal soups are reliably good, as are the busy salads, the best of which is topped with Indonesian-style chicken satay. Cappuccino milk shakes and slushy lemon-lime drinks can take the edge

By BRENDA MAITLAND winediva1@earthlink.net

PHOTO By CHERyL GERBER

2010 Lamadrid Torrontes Mendoza, argentina

off a hot day.

Sandwiches are the Milk Bar’s calling card, and as with any serious sandwich it all starts with the bread. Po-boys are assembled on short, soft-crumbed pistolettes, and sandwiches are made on over-sized round loaves of ciabatta, a standing custom order from La Boulangerie. One called the “wolf me down” has roasted lamb, hummus and spinach. Eggplant and the better part of a Greek salad go into the “I dream of aubergenie.”

There must be some ardent fans of the “speared pig,” though I couldn’t get over the texture of asparagus mixed with ham and hollandaise. But I concur with the name of a relatively recent addition called “shrimply the best.” Pull its halves apart and a stretchy curtain of mozzarella reveals a seafood-platter’s-worth of sauteed shrimp dressed with pesto and lemony mayonnaise.

The ciabatta contains it all as snugly as a calzone, and like a good calzone these sandwiches resurrect well in the toaster for second helpings. Many are big enough for two meals.

In Australia, a milk bar is a neighborhood institution somewhere between a snack bar and an old-fashioned soda fountain, and during the lunch rush it’s clear this Milk Bar fills that role for kids from nearby schools and the scrubs-clad staff from neighboring Touro Infirmary. The location isn’t easy to spot, but when you see people twirling lollipop sticks on their way back from lunch you know you’re getting close.

$13-$15 retail

Lamadrid was made from 100 percent torrontes grapes from Argentina’s La Rioja, a sub-region of Mendoza. It was unfiltered, unfined and aged 5 months in cement vats to preserve its characteristic style.

The result is a light, crisp and versatile wine that offers aromas of melon, lemon peel, a touch of ginger and floral notes.

On the palate, taste zesty citrus, a stony minerality, hints of pear and apricot and a balanced finish.

Sip it as an aperitif or pair it with salads, light soups, smoked salmon, shellfish, sushi, grilled fish, soft cheeses, roasted almonds and dried or fresh fruit. Buy it at: Cork & Bottle, W.I.N.O., Breaux Mart in Uptown and Dorignac’s. Drink it at: Mike’s on the Avenue, Clever and W.I.N.O.

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A sandwich shop offers a taste of Down Under.

The Milk Bar serves original sandwiches like lamb with Thai chili and sauteed shrimp with mozzarella and pesto.

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interview San Antonio, Texas. He surfaced again in New Orleans last spring to lead the kitchen of the Rib Room, but left there earlier this year.

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Burgers and beignets

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The local chain New Orleans Hamburger & Seafood Co. had been grilling burgers and frying catfish for 26 years without a location actually in New Orleans proper. But two of the three new locations the company has added in the last 16 months alone are in Orleans Parish, and more are in the works.

The latest opened May 1 in the French Quarter (541 Decatur St., 309-7902; www.nohsc.com), taking over the historic building that had long been Ristorante Carmelo and was more recently the Riverfront Restaurant.

“We always wanted to have New Orleans locations, but it was always just a question of real estate,” says Paul McGoey, an owner and managing partner of New Orleans Hamburger & Seafood Co. The company was founded in 1984 and now has nine locations around the metro area. Its first New Orleans expansion came in November 2010 at 4141 St. Charles Ave. The new French Quarter location is the company’s first with a full-service format rather than counter service, and its menu adds new entrees and appetizers, plus there’s an oyster bar. These service changes are partly in response to the French Quarter building’s floor plan, which rises five stories and now has dining rooms on the first three floors.

But McGoey says the format here also is a test case for how the company may design new locations or remodel some of its existing restaurants.

“We’ve been working on this model for some time, and this location really lends itself to that model,” he says.

The company is planning to expand further in New Orleans and the region, McGoey says, and it also will expand its New Orleans Coffee & Beignet Co., a coffee and sweet shop concept first introduced as part of its Uptown location.

“We have three locations for New Orleans Coffee & Beignet Co. planned in the next six months,” he says.

Cider studies

The apple was a leading American crop in colonial days, and fermented — or hard — cider reigned as the young country’s most common drink through the early 19th century, as New Orleans-based drinks writer Wayne Curtis has documented in And a Bottle of Rum, his book on New World spirits. It was easy to produce, it kept well and – then, as now — it takes the edge off.

It all but disappeared in later years but, as the growing availability and variety at local bars and grocery stores shows, there is a cider revival underway.

On Tuesday, one of the newer American cider brands, Crispin Cider Co., will be in town for a special tasting dinner

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f you have a craving for — or perhaps a curiosity about — Philippinestyle chicken adobo, pancit noodles, lumpia egg rolls or chocolate rice porridge, Cristina Quackenbush has your number. A native of the Philippines, she grew up in Indiana and moved to New Orleans in 1999 after a Mardi Gras visit sold her on the city. Today she works at both RioMar and High Hat Cafe, two restaurants co-owned by chef Adolfo Garcia, who earlier this year encouraged her to introduce her own Filipino cooking through a series of pop-up stints at his restaurants. On May 13, she was scheduled to introduce Milkfish (2483 Burgundy St., 327-0635), which is planned as a semi-permanent pop-up inside Marie’s Bar in the Marigny. Her goal is to develop Milkfish as a standalone restaurant. For now, Milkfish serves on Sundays from noon to 2 a.m. and offers delivery in the Marigny/Bywater area.

For the uninitiated, what is Filipino food like? quackenbush: Its influences are primarily Latin, Chinese, Indonesian and Malaya, so it’s a mixture of all of those. There is a lot of pork, but one of the things I’ve been doing is converting some of the recipes to be vegetarian because I eat meat but my boyfriend is vegetarian and I want him to be able to taste it too.

Where did you learn to cook like this? q: My mother cooked this food all the time when I was growing up and made sure we knew all about it. Every time we had a party, I was there cooking. It really is something you usually have at home and at parties. It’s very rare to find it in restaurants and that’s always been surprising to me because whenever people try it they usually have a positive response.

You’ve run pop-ups in a few locations. How do you find the pop-up format for a new eatery? q: Taking over different people’s kitchens is something to get used to, because everyone has their kitchen set up a different way. But it’s been a great way to meet different people and see their reactions and that just motivates you more to do it. I didn’t think it would be so successful until we tried. — IAN MCNULTY

at Calcasieu (930 Tchoupitoulas St., 588-2188; www.calcasieurooms.com), the private dining venue from the Link Restaurant Group.

This Crispin Cider Dinner will pair five cider varieties — inlcuding a classic English style, a pear cider and one made with Irish stout yeast — with five courses from the Calcasieu kitchen, which includes a main course of suckling pig three ways. The dinner starts at 7 p.m. and costs $65 per person, plus tax and tip. For reservations call 588-2188.

Beardless in New Orleans

The smart money surely would have been on at least one New Orleanian coming home with a top honor from this year’s James Beard Foundation Awards, which were held in New York on May 7. The culinary foundation’s five nominees for “Best Chef: South” included four New Orleans chefs: Justin Devillier of La Petite Grocery, John Harris of Lilette, Tory McPhail

of Commander’s Palace and Alon Shaya of Domenica.

But the award went to Chris Hastings, chef of Hot and Hot Fish Club in Birmingham, Ala., and none of the five other New Orleans people or restaurants nominated across the awards categories this year won.

The smart money was with the handicapping advice from Bret Thorn, a writer for the industry publication Nation’s Restaurant News. The winners he picked when finalists were announced back in March proved accurate in many categories, including those of Best Chef: South, Outstanding Restaurant, Best New Restaurant and Outstanding Bar Program.

“These predictions are based, as they are every year, on the notion that the best nominees are not necessarily selected; the most popular ones are,” Thorn wrote in March. “(T)he winners will be the ones about whom there is the most buzz, about whom the media, nationally and, more importantly, in their own regions, feel good about.”

Borgne Hyatt Regency New Orleans, 601 Loyola Ave., 613-3860 www.borgnerestaurant.com Spicy sambal dressing adds Asian kick to Cajun-style boulettes.

Charlie’s Seafood 8311 Jefferson Hwy., Harahan, 737-3700 www.charliesseafoodrestaurant.com Shrimp calas put a savory spin on traditional Creole rice fritters.

Magasin 4201 Magazine St., 896-7611 www.magasincafe.com Coin-sized fritters of mashed up shrimp are panko-coated.

Mat & Naddie’s Restaurant 937 Leonidas St., 861-9600 www.matandnaddies.com Blended shrimp and crawfish croquettes are topped with pickled fennel.

Royal China Restaurant 600 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Metairie, 831-9633 The daily dim sum menu includes chopped shrimp in creamy batter.

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Trends, notes, quirks and quotes from the world of food.

“There’s nothing inauthentic about American-Chinese dishes. The bulk of them were created by Chinese people for Chinese people. These Chinese people just happened to be living outside of the mother country … Chop suey and many of the other AmericanChinese basics that we know today weren’t created to satisfy the supposedly inferior palates of white Americans. They were made to satisfy the cravings of ‘real’ Chinese people.”

— Clarissa Wei, writing in a column for CNN International in defense of dishes such as orange chicken and General Tso’s chicken.

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interview San Antonio, Texas. He surfaced again in New Orleans last spring to lead the kitchen of the Rib Room, but left there earlier this year.

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The local chain New Orleans Hamburger & Seafood Co. had been grilling burgers and frying catfish for 26 years without a location actually in New Orleans proper. But two of the three new locations the company has added in the last 16 months alone are in Orleans Parish, and more are in the works.

The latest opened May 1 in the French Quarter (541 Decatur St., 309-7902; www.nohsc.com), taking over the historic building that had long been Ristorante Carmelo and was more recently the Riverfront Restaurant.

“We always wanted to have New Orleans locations, but it was always just a question of real estate,” says Paul McGoey, an owner and managing partner of New Orleans Hamburger & Seafood Co. The company was founded in 1984 and now has nine locations around the metro area. Its first New Orleans expansion came in November 2010 at 4141 St. Charles Ave. The new French Quarter location is the company’s first with a full-service format rather than counter service, and its menu adds new entrees and appetizers, plus there’s an oyster bar. These service changes are partly in response to the French Quarter building’s floor plan, which rises five stories and now has dining rooms on the first three floors.

But McGoey says the format here also is a test case for how the company may design new locations or remodel some of its existing restaurants.

“We’ve been working on this model for some time, and this location really lends itself to that model,” he says.

The company is planning to expand further in New Orleans and the region, McGoey says, and it also will expand its New Orleans Coffee & Beignet Co., a coffee and sweet shop concept first introduced as part of its Uptown location.

“We have three locations for New Orleans Coffee & Beignet Co. planned in the next six months,” he says.

Cider studies

The apple was a leading American crop in colonial days, and fermented — or hard — cider reigned as the young country’s most common drink through the early 19th century, as New Orleans-based drinks writer Wayne Curtis has documented in And a Bottle of Rum, his book on New World spirits. It was easy to produce, it kept well and – then, as now — it takes the edge off.

It all but disappeared in later years but, as the growing availability and variety at local bars and grocery stores shows, there is a cider revival underway.

On Tuesday, one of the newer American cider brands, Crispin Cider Co., will be in town for a special tasting dinner

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f you have a craving for — or perhaps a curiosity about — Philippinestyle chicken adobo, pancit noodles, lumpia egg rolls or chocolate rice porridge, Cristina Quackenbush has your number. A native of the Philippines, she grew up in Indiana and moved to New Orleans in 1999 after a Mardi Gras visit sold her on the city. Today she works at both RioMar and High Hat Cafe, two restaurants co-owned by chef Adolfo Garcia, who earlier this year encouraged her to introduce her own Filipino cooking through a series of pop-up stints at his restaurants. On May 13, she was scheduled to introduce Milkfish (2483 Burgundy St., 327-0635), which is planned as a semi-permanent pop-up inside Marie’s Bar in the Marigny. Her goal is to develop Milkfish as a standalone restaurant. For now, Milkfish serves on Sundays from noon to 2 a.m. and offers delivery in the Marigny/Bywater area.

For the uninitiated, what is Filipino food like? quackenbush: Its influences are primarily Latin, Chinese, Indonesian and Malaya, so it’s a mixture of all of those. There is a lot of pork, but one of the things I’ve been doing is converting some of the recipes to be vegetarian because I eat meat but my boyfriend is vegetarian and I want him to be able to taste it too.

Where did you learn to cook like this? q: My mother cooked this food all the time when I was growing up and made sure we knew all about it. Every time we had a party, I was there cooking. It really is something you usually have at home and at parties. It’s very rare to find it in restaurants and that’s always been surprising to me because whenever people try it they usually have a positive response.

You’ve run pop-ups in a few locations. How do you find the pop-up format for a new eatery? q: Taking over different people’s kitchens is something to get used to, because everyone has their kitchen set up a different way. But it’s been a great way to meet different people and see their reactions and that just motivates you more to do it. I didn’t think it would be so successful until we tried. — IAN MCNULTY

at Calcasieu (930 Tchoupitoulas St., 588-2188; www.calcasieurooms.com), the private dining venue from the Link Restaurant Group.

This Crispin Cider Dinner will pair five cider varieties — inlcuding a classic English style, a pear cider and one made with Irish stout yeast — with five courses from the Calcasieu kitchen, which includes a main course of suckling pig three ways. The dinner starts at 7 p.m. and costs $65 per person, plus tax and tip. For reservations call 588-2188.

Beardless in New Orleans

The smart money surely would have been on at least one New Orleanian coming home with a top honor from this year’s James Beard Foundation Awards, which were held in New York on May 7. The culinary foundation’s five nominees for “Best Chef: South” included four New Orleans chefs: Justin Devillier of La Petite Grocery, John Harris of Lilette, Tory McPhail

of Commander’s Palace and Alon Shaya of Domenica.

But the award went to Chris Hastings, chef of Hot and Hot Fish Club in Birmingham, Ala., and none of the five other New Orleans people or restaurants nominated across the awards categories this year won.

The smart money was with the handicapping advice from Bret Thorn, a writer for the industry publication Nation’s Restaurant News. The winners he picked when finalists were announced back in March proved accurate in many categories, including those of Best Chef: South, Outstanding Restaurant, Best New Restaurant and Outstanding Bar Program.

“These predictions are based, as they are every year, on the notion that the best nominees are not necessarily selected; the most popular ones are,” Thorn wrote in March. “(T)he winners will be the ones about whom there is the most buzz, about whom the media, nationally and, more importantly, in their own regions, feel good about.”

Borgne Hyatt Regency New Orleans, 601 Loyola Ave., 613-3860 www.borgnerestaurant.com Spicy sambal dressing adds Asian kick to Cajun-style boulettes.

Charlie’s Seafood 8311 Jefferson Hwy., Harahan, 737-3700 www.charliesseafoodrestaurant.com Shrimp calas put a savory spin on traditional Creole rice fritters.

Magasin 4201 Magazine St., 896-7611 www.magasincafe.com Coin-sized fritters of mashed up shrimp are panko-coated.

Mat & Naddie’s Restaurant 937 Leonidas St., 861-9600 www.matandnaddies.com Blended shrimp and crawfish croquettes are topped with pickled fennel.

Royal China Restaurant 600 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Metairie, 831-9633 The daily dim sum menu includes chopped shrimp in creamy batter.

OFF

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menu

Trends, notes, quirks and quotes from the world of food.

“There’s nothing inauthentic about American-Chinese dishes. The bulk of them were created by Chinese people for Chinese people. These Chinese people just happened to be living outside of the mother country … Chop suey and many of the other AmericanChinese basics that we know today weren’t created to satisfy the supposedly inferior palates of white Americans. They were made to satisfy the cravings of ‘real’ Chinese people.”

— Clarissa Wei, writing in a column for CNN International in defense of dishes such as orange chicken and General Tso’s chicken.

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Don’t miss the Party in the Piazza Friday, May 25th 5:30-8:00pm And join us at CAFÉ ADELAIDE & THE SWIZZLE STICK BAR for delightful pre or post performance cocktails, or dinner that always gets a standing ovation.

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AMERICAN CAFE BEIGNET — 311 Bourbon St., 525-2611; 334B Royal St., 524-5530; www.cafebeignet.com — The Western omelet combines ham, bell peppers, red onion and white cheddar, and is served with grits and French bread. No reservations. Bourbon Street: Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. Royal Street: Breakfast and lunch daily. Credit cards. $ O’HENRY’S FOOD & SPIRITS — 634 S. Carrollton Ave., 8669741; 8859 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Kenner, 461-9840; www. ohenrys.com — The menu includes burgers, steaks, ribs, pasta, fried seafood, salads and more. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$

TED’S FROSTOP — 3100 Calhoun St., 861-3615 — The Lotto burger is a 6-oz. patty served with lettuce, tomatoes, onions and Frostop’s secret sauce and cheese is optional. There are waffle fries and house-made root beer. No reservations. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $

BAR & GRILL BAYOU BEER GARDEN — 326 N. Jefferson Davis Pwky., 302-9357 — Head to Bayou Beer Garden for a 10-oz. Bayou burger served on a sesame bun. Disco fries are french fries topped with cheese and debris gravy. No reservations. Lunch and dinner, late-night Fri.-Sat. Credit cards. $ DMAC’S BAR & GRILL — 542 S. Jefferson Davis Pkwy., 3045757; www.dmacsbarandgrill. com — Stop in for daily lunch specials or regular items such as gumbo, seafood-stuffed po-boys or pulled-pork sliders topped with barbecue sauce. No reservations. Lunch and dinner

DOWN THE HATCH — 1921 Sophie Wright Place, 522-0909; www.downthehatchnola.com — This casual restaurant offers a mix of burgers, salads, hot wings and cheese fries and the menu is updated frequently. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily.

Credit cards. $ THE RIVERSHACK TAVERN — 3449 River Road, 834-4938; www.therivershacktavern.com — This bar and music spot offers a menu of burgers, sandwiches overflowing with deli meats and changing lunch specials. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $ SHAMROCK BAR & GRILL — 4133 S. Carrollton Ave., 301-0938 — Shamrock serves burgers, shrimp or roast beef po-boys, Reuben sandwiches, cheese sticks and fries with cheese or gravy. No reservations.

Dinner and late night daily. Credit cards. $ ZADDIE’S TAVERN — 1200 Jefferson Hwy., Jefferson, 8320830 — Zaddie’s serves burgers, alligator sausage, boudin, tamales and meat or crawfish pies.

Thursday’s steak night special features a filet mignon, buttergarlic potatoes, salad, grilled French bread and a soft drink for $15. No reservations. Lunch, dinner and late-night daily. Credit cards. $

BARBECUE BOO KOO BBQ — 3701 Banks St., 202-4741; www.bookoobbq. com — The Boo Koo burger is a ground brisket patty topped with pepper Jack cheese, boudin and sweet chile aioli. No reservations.

Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat., latenight Fri.-Sat. Cash only. $ SAUCY’S BBQ GRILL — 3244 Severn Ave., Metairie, 322-2544; www.saucysbbqgrill.com — Saucy’s serves slow-smoked St. Louis-style pork ribs, pulled pork, brisket, smoked sausage and grilled or jerk chicken. Side items include smoked beans, mac and cheese, coleslaw and Caribbean rice. No reservations. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $

BURGERS BEACHCORNER BAR & GRILL — 4905 Canal St., 4887357; www.beachcornerbarandgrill.com — Top a 10-oz. Beach burger with cheddar, blue, Swiss or pepper Jack cheese, sauteed mushrooms or house-made hickory sauce. Other options include a grilled chicken sandwich. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $

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St., 861-7890; www.cafefreret. com — The cafe serves breakfast itemes like the Freret Egg Sandwich with scrambled eggs, cheese and bacon or sausage served on toasted white or wheat bread or an English muffin.No reservations. Breakfast and lunch Fri.-Wed., dinner Mon.Wed., Fri.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ GOTT GOURMET CAFE — 3100 Magazine St., 373-6579; www.gottgourmetcafe.com — This cafe serves a variety of gourmet salads, sandwiches, wraps, Chicago-style hot dogs, burgers and more. No reservations. Breakfast Sat.-Sun., lunch and dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $ LAKEVIEW BREW COFFEE CAFE — 5606 Canal Blvd., 483-7001 — This casual cafe offers gourmet coffees and a wide range of pastries and desserts baked in house, plus a menu of specialty sandwiches and salads. Breakfast is available all day on weekends. No reservations.

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CHINESE FIVE HAPPINESS — 3511 S. Carrollton Ave., 482-3935 — The large menu at Five Happiness offers a range of dishes from wonton soup to sizzling seafood combinations served on a hot plate to sizzling Go-Ba to lo mein dishes. Delivery available. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ JUNG’S GOLDEN DRAGON — 3009 Magazine St., 891-8280; www.jungsgoldendragon2.com — Jung’s offers a mix of Chinese, Thai and Korean cuisine. Chinese specialties include Mandarin, Szechuan and Hunan dishes. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $

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Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily.

Credit cards. $ PINKBERRY — 300 Canal St.; 5601 Magazine St., 899-4260; www.pinkberry.com — Pinkberry offers frozen yogurt with an array of wet and dry topping choices including caramel, honey, fruit purees, various chocolates and nuts and more. No reservations.

Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $

CONTEMPORARY BAYONA — 430 Dauphine St., 525-4455; www.bayona. com — House favorites include sauteed Pacific salmon with choucroute and Gewurztraminer sauce and the appetizer of grilled shrimp with black-bean cake and coriander sauce. Reservations recommended. Lunch Wed.-Sat., dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$$ OAK — 8118 Oak St., 3021485; www.oaknola.com — This wine bar offers small plates and live musical entertainment. Gulf shrimp fill tacos assembled in house-made corn tortillas with pickled vegetables, avocado and lime crema. No reservations.

Dinner and late-night Tue.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ ONE RESTAURANT & LOUNGE — 8132 Hampson St., 301-9061; www.one-sl.com — Char-grilled oysters are topped with Roquefort cheese and a red wine vinaigrette. Reservations recommended. Lunch Tue.-Fri., dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$

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MELANGE — 2106 Chartres St., 309-7335; www.melangenola.com — Dine on FrenchCreole cuisine. Lapin au vin is a farm raised rabbit cooked served with demi-glace, oven-roasted shallots, tomatoes, potatoes and pancetta. Reservations accepted. Dinner daily, brunch Sunday. Credit cards. $$ MONTREL’S BISTRO — 1000 N. Peters St., 524-4747 — This casual restaurant serves Creole favorites. The menu includes crawfish etouffee, boiled crawfish, red beans and rice and bread pudding for dessert. Reservations accepted. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ REDEMPTION — 3835 Iberville St., 309-3570; www. redemption-nola.com — Chef Greg Piccolo’s menu includes dishes such as the crispy avocado cup filled with Louisiana crawfish remoulade. Reservations recommended. Lunch Tue.-Fri., dinner Tue.-Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$$ STEAMBOAT NATCHEZ

CUBAN/CARIBBEAN MOJITOS RUM BAR & GRILL — 437 Esplanade Ave., 2524800; www.mojitosnola.com — Mojitos serves a mix of Caribbean, Cuban and Creole dishes.

Aruba scallops are seared and served with white chocolate chipotle sauce with jalapeno grits and seasonal vegetables.

Reservations accepted. Lunch Sat.-Sun., dinner and late-night daily. Credit cards. $$

DELI KOSHER CAJUN NEW YORK DELI & GROCERY — 3519 Severn Ave., Metairie, 888-2010; www.koshercajun.com — This New York-style deli specializes in sandwiches, including corned beef and pastrami that come straight from the Bronx. No reservations. Lunch Sun.-Thu., dinner Mon.-Thu. Credit cards. $ MARTIN WINE CELLAR — 714 Elmeer Ave., Metairie , 896-7350; www.martinwine. com — The wine emporium offers gourmet sandwiches and deli items. The Reuben combines corned beef, melted Swiss, sauerkraut and Russian dressing on rye bread. No reservations.

Lunch daily, dinner Mon.-Fri., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$

FRENCH FLAMING TORCH — 737 Octavia St., 895-0900; www.flamingtorchnola.com — Chef Nathan Gile’s menu includes pan-seared Maine diver scallops with chimichurri sauce and smoked bacon and corn hash. Reservations recommended. Lunch Mon.-Fri., dinner daily, brunch Sat.-Sun. Credit cards. $$ MARTINIQUE BISTRO — 5908 Magazine St., 891-8495; www.martiniquebistro.com — This French bistro has a cozy dining room and a pretty courtyard. Try Steen’s-cured duck breast with satsuma and ginger demi-glace and goat cheese grits. Reservations recommended. Lunch Fri., dinner Tue.-Sun., brunch Sat.Sun. Credit cards. $$$

GOURMET TO GO BREAUX MART — 315 E. Judge Perez, Chalmette, 262-0750; 605 Lapalco Blvd., Gretna, 433-0333; 2904 Severn Ave., Metairie, 885-5565; 9647 Jefferson Hwy., River Ridge, 737-8146; www.breauxmart. com — Breaux Mart prides itself on its “Deli to Geaux” as well as weekday specials. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily.

Credit cards. $

roscafe.com — The cafe offers Indian and New Orleans dishes.

Selections include chicken, lamb or shrimp curry or vindaloo and vegetarian saag paneer.

Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat., brunch Sat.-Sun. Credit cards. $ NIRVANA INDIAN CUISINE — 4308 Magazine St., 8949797 — Serving mostly northern Indian cuisine, the restaurant’s extensive menu ranges from chicken to vegetable dishes.

Reservations accepted for five or more. Lunch and dinner Tue.Sun. Credit cards. $$ TAJ MAHAL INDIAN CUISINE — 923-C Metairie Road, Metairie, 836-6859 — The traditional menu features lamb, chicken and seafood served in a variety of ways, including curries and tandoori. Vegetarian options are available. Reservations recommended. Lunch and dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $$

ITALIAN ANDREA’S RESTAURANT — 3100 N. 19th St., Metairie 834-8583; www.andreasrestaurant.com — Chef/owner Andrea Apuzzo’s specialties include speckled trout royale which is topped with lump crabmeat and lemon-cream sauce. Reservations recommended. Lunch and dinner daily, brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$$ CAFE GIOVANNI — 117 Decatur St., 529-2154; www. cafegiovanni.com — Chef Duke LoCicero serves inventive Italian cuisine and Italian accented contemporary Louisiana cooking. Belli Baci is the restaurant’s cocktail lounge. Reservations accepted. Dinner daily. Credit cards. $$$ MOSCA’S — 4137 Hwy. 90 W., Westwego, 436-8950; www. moscasrestaurant.com — This family-style eatery has changed little since opening in 1946.

Popular dishes include shrimp Mosca, chicken a la grande and baked oysters Mosca. Reservations accepted. Dinner Tue.-Sat. Cash only. $$$ RED GRAVY — 125 Camp St., 561-8844; www.redgravycafe. com — At lunch, try meatballs, lasagna and other Italian specialties, panini, wraps, soups and salads. Reservations accepted for large parties. Breakfast and lunch Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $ VINCENT’S ITALIAN CUISINE — 4411 Chastant St., Metairie, 885-2984; 7839 St. Charles Ave., 866-9313; www. vincentsitaliancuisine.com — Try house specialties like veal- and spinach-stuffed canneloni. Reservations accepted. Chastant Street: lunch Tue.-Fri., dinner Mon.-Sat. St. Charles Avenue: lunch Tue.-Fri., dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $$

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KYOTO — 4920 Prytania St., 891-3644 — Kyoto’s sushi chefs prepare rolls, sashimi and salads. “Box” sushi is a favorite, with more than 25 rolls. Reservations recommended for parties of six or more. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$

JULIE’S LITTLE INDIA KITCHEN AT SCHIRO’S — 2483 Royal St., 944-6666; www.schi-

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ANTOINE’S RESTAURANT — 713 St. Louis St., 581-4422; www.antoines.com — The city’s oldest restaurant offers a glimpse of what 19th century French Creole dining might have been like.

Signature dishes include oysters Rockefeller, crawfish Cardinal and baked Alaska. Reservations recommended. Lunch and dinner Mon-Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$$

— Toulouse Street Wharf, 569-1401; www.steamboatnatchez.com — The Natchez serves Creole cuisine while cruising the Mississippi River. At dinner, the Paddlewheel porkloin is blackened pork served with Creole mustard sauce or Caribbean butter spiked with Steen’s cane syrup. Reservations recommended. Lunch and dinner daily.

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Reservations accepted for large parties. Lunch Sun.-Fri., dinner daily. Delivery available. Credit cards. $$ MIYAKO JAPANESE SEAFOOD & STEAKHOUSE — 1403 St. Charles Ave., 410-9997; www.japanesebistro. com — Miyako offers a full range of Japanese cuisine, with specialties from the sushi or hibachi menus, chicken, beef or seafood teriyaki, and tempura. Reservations accepted. Lunch Sun.-Fri., dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ ORIGAMI — 5130 Freret St., 899-6532 — Nabeyaki udon is a soup brimming with thick noodles, chicken and vegetables.

Reservations accepted. Lunch Mon.-Sat., dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ ROCK-N-SAKE — 823 Fulton St., 581-7253; www.rocknsake. com — Rock-n-Sake serves a wide selection of sushi, sashimi and rolls or spicy gyoza soup, pan-fried soba noodles with chicken or seafood and teriyaki dishes. Reservations accepted for large parties. Lunch Fri., dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $$ WASABI SUSHI — 900 Frenchmen St., 943-9433; 8550 Pontchartrain Blvd., 267-3263; www.wasabinola.com — The Assassin roll bundles tuna, snow crab and avocado in seaweed and tops it with barbecued eel, tuna, eel sauce and wasabi tobiko. No reservations. Frenchmen Street: Lunch Mon.-Sat., dinner daily. Pontchartrain Boulevard: lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$

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BOUCHE — 840 Tchoupitoulas St., 267-7485; www.bouchenola.com — This wine bar and restaurant serves creative dishes like tasso truffle mac and cheese with three cheeses and Mornay sauce. Reservations accepted.

Dinner Mon.-Sat., late-night Fri.-Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$ K-PAUL’S LOUISIANA KITCHEN — 416 Chartres St., 596-2530; www.chefpaul. com — At chef Paul Prudhomme’s restaurant, signature dishes include blackened Louisiana drum, Cajun jambalaya and the blackened stuffed pork chop.

Reservations recommended.

Lunch Tue.-Sat., dinner Mon.Sat. Credit cards. $$$ MANNING’S — 519 Fulton St., 593-8118; www.harrahsneworleans.com — Named for former New Orleans Saints quarterback Archie Manning, this restaurant’s game plan sticks to Louisiana flavors. A cast iron skillet-fried filet is served with two-potato hash, fried onions and Southern Comfort pan sauce. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$$ RALPH’S ON THE PARK — 900 City Park Ave., 488-1000; www.ralphsonthepark.com — Popular dishes include baked oysters Ralph, turtle soup and the Niman Ranch New York strip.

There also are brunch specials.

Reservations recommended.

Lunch Fri., dinner daily, brunch

Sun. Credit cards. $$$ TOMAS BISTRO — 755 Tchoupitoulas St., 527-0942 — Tomas serves dishes like semi-boneless Louisiana quail stuffed with applewood-smoked bacon dirty popcorn rice, Swiss chard and Madeira sauce. No reservations. Dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ TOMMY’S WINE BAR — 752 Tchoupitoulas St., 525-4790 — Tommy’s Wine Bar offers cheese and charcuterie plates as well as a menu of appetizers and salads from the neighboring kitchen of Tommy’s Cuisine. No reservations. Lite dinner daily. Credit cards. $$

MIDDLE EASTERN ATTIKI BAR & GRILL — 230 Decatur St., 587-3756; www. attikineworleans.com — Attiki features a range of Mediterranean cuisine including entrees of beef kebabs and chicken shawarma.

Reservations recommended.

Lunch, dinner and latenight daily.

Credit cards. $$ BABYLON CAFE — 7724 Maple St., 314-0010; www. babyloncafe.biz —The Babylon platter includes stuffed grape leaves, hummus, kibbeh, rice and one choice of meat: lamb, chicken or beef kebabs, chicken or beef shawarma, gyro or kufta.

Reservations accepted for large parties. Lunch and dinner daily.

Credit cards. $$ PYRAMIDS CAFE — 3151 Calhoun St., 861-9602 — Diners will find authentic, healthy and fresh Mediterranean cuisine featuring such favorites as sharwarma prepared on a rotisserie. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$

MEXICAN & SOUTHWESTERN COUNTRY FLAME — 620 Iberville St., 522-1138 — Country Flame serves a mix of popular Mexican and Cuban dishes.

Come in for fajitas, pressed Cuban sandwiches made with hickory-smoked pork and charbroiled steaks or pork chops.

Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $ JUAN’S FLYING BURRITO — 2018 Magazine St., 569-0000; 4724 S. Carrollton Ave., 4869950; www.juansflyingburrito. com — Mardi Gras Indian tacos are stuffed with roasted corn, pinto beans, grilled summer squash, Jack cheese and spicy slaw. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $ LUCY’S RETIRED SURFERS’ BAR & RESTAURANT — 701 Tchoupitoulas St., 523-8995; www.lucysretiredsurders.com — This surf shack serves CaliforniaMexican cuisine and the bar has a menu of tropical cocktails. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily, late night Thu.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ SANTA FE — 3201 Esplanade Ave., 948-0077 — Bolinos de Bacalau are Portuguese-style fish cakes made with dried, salted codfish, mashed potatoes, cilantro, lemon juice, green onions and egg and served with smoked paprika aioli. Outdoor seating is available. Reservations recommended. Lunch and dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $$

MUSIC AND FOOD BOMBAY CLUB — 830 Conti St., 586-0972; www. thebombayclub.com — Mull the menu at this French Quarter hideaway while sipping a well made martini. Reservations recommended. Dinner daily, late-night Fri.-Sat. Credit cards. $$$ GAZEBO CAFE — 1018 Decatur St., 525-8899; www. gazebocafenola.com — The New Orleans sampler rounds up jambalaya, red beans and rice and gumbo. Other options include salads, seafood poboys and burgers. No reservations. Lunch and early dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ HOUSE OF BLUES — 225 Decatur St., 310-4999; www. hob.com/neworleans — Try the pan-seared Voodoo Shrimp with rosemary cornbread.

Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$ THE MARKET CAFE — 1000 Decatur St., 527-5000; www. marketcafenola.com — Dine on fried seafood on platters or poboys or highlighted in dishes such as crawfish etouffee or shrimp Creole. No reservations. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ SIBERIA — 2227 St. Claude Ave., 265-8855 — This music clubs serves dishes like fish and chips, spicy hot wings, tacos and more. There are weekly specials and vegetarian and vegan options. No reservations. Dinner and late-night Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $

NEIGHBORHOOD ARTZ BAGELZ — 3138 Magzine St., 309-7557; www. artzbagelz.com — Artz bakes its bagels in house and options include onion, garlic, honey whole wheat, cinnamon-raisin, salt and others. No reservations. Breakfast and lunch daily. Credit cards. $ BRAXTON’S RESTAURANT — 636 Franklin St., Gretna, 301-3166; www.braxtonsnola.com — Braxton’s serves a mix of salads, po-boys, deli sandwiches and entrees. The seafood platter includes fried shrimp, oysters, catfish strips, french fries, potato salad and vegetables. Reservations accepted. Lunch Mon.-Fri., dinner Mon.-Sat., late-night Fri.-Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$ KATIE’S RESTAURANT — 3701 Iberville St., 488-6582; www.katiesinmidcity.com — Favorites at this Mid-City restaurant include the Cajun Cuban with roasted pork, grilled ham, cheese and pickles pressed on buttered bread.

Reservations accepted. Lunch daily, Dinner Tue.-Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$ OLIVE BRANCH CAFE — 1995 Barataria Blvd., Marrero, 348-2008; 5145 Gen. de Gaulle Drive, 393-1107; www.olivebranchcafe.com — These cafes serve soups, salads, sandwiches, wraps and entrees. Chicken and artichoke pasta is tossed with penne in garlic and olive oil. No reservations. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$

OUT to EAT PIZZA MARKS TWAIN’S PIZZA LANDING — 2035 Metairie Road, Metairie, 832-8032; www.marktwainspizza.com — Disembark at Mark Twain’s for salads, po-boys and pies like the Italian pizza with salami, tomato, artichoke, sausage and basil. No reservations. Lunch Tue.-Sat., dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $ NEW YORK PIZZA — 4418 Magazine St., 891-2376; www. newyorkpizzanola.com — Choose from pizza by the slice or whole pie, calzones, pasta, sandwiches, salads and more.

Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $ NONNA MIA CAFE & PIZZERIA — 3125 Esplanade Ave., 948-1717 — Nonna Mia uses homemade dough for pizza served by the slice or whole pie and offers salads, pasta dishes and panini. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily.

Credit cards. $ THEO’S NEIGHBORHOOD PIZZA — 4218 Magazine St., 894-8554; 4024 Canal St., 302-1133; www.theospizza. com — There is a wide variety of specialty pies or build your own from the selection of more than two-dozen toppings. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily.

Credit cards. $ WIT’S INN — 141 N. Carrollton Ave., 888-4004 — This Mid-City bar and restaurant features pizzas, calzones, toasted subs, salads and appetizers for snacking. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $

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MAGAZINE PO-BOY SHOP — 2368 Magazine St., 522-3107 — Choose from a long list of poboys filled with everything from fried seafood to corned beef to hot sausage to veal. There are breakfast burritos in the morning and daily lunch specials. No reservations. Breakfast and lunch Mon.-Sat. Cash only. $ MAHONY’S PO-BOY SHOP — 3454 Magazine St., 899-3374; www.mahonyspoboys.com — Mahoney’s serves traditional favorites and original po-boys like the Peacemaker, which is filled with fried oysters, bacon and cheddar cheese. No reservations. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $ PARRAN’S PO-BOYS — 3939 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Metairie, 885-3416; www. parranspoboy.com — Parran’s offers a long list of po-boys plus muffulettas, club sandwiches, pizzas, burgers, salads, fried seafood plates and CreoleItalian entrees. No reservations.

Lunch Mon.-Sat., dinner Thu.Sat. Credit cards. $ SLICE — 1513 St. Charles Ave., 525-7437; 5538 Magazine St., 897-4800; www.slicepizzeria. com — Slice is known for pizza

THE STORE — 814 Gravier St., 322-2446; www.thestoreneworleans.com — The Store serves sandwiches, salads and hot plates, and there is a taco bar where patrons can choose their own toppings. No reservations.

Lunch and early dinner Mon.-Fri. Credit cards. $$

SEAFOOD GALLEY SEAFOOD RESTAURANT — 2535 Metairie Road, Metairie, 832-0955 — Galley serves Creole and Italian dishes. Blackened redfish is served with shrimp and lump crabmeat sauce, vegetables and new potatoes. Reservations accepted for large parties. Lunch and dinner Tue.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ GRAND ISLE — 575 Convention Center Blvd., 520-8530; www.grandislerestaurant.com — The Isle sampler, available as a half or full dozen, is a combination of three varieties of stuffed oysters: tasso, Havarti and jalapeno; house-made bacon, white cheddar and carmelized onions; and olive oil, lemon zest and garlic. Reservations accepted.

Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ RED FISH GRILL — 115 Bourbon St., 598-1200; www. redfishgrill.com — Seafood favorites include hickory-grilled redfish, pecan-crusted catfish, alligator sausage and seafood gumbo. Reservations accepted.

Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ VILLAGE INN — 9201 Jefferson Hwy., 737-4610 — Check into Village Inn for seasonal boiled seafood or raw oysters.

Other options include fried seafood platters, po-boys, pasta and pizza. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner Tue.-Sat. Credit cards. $$

SOUL FOOD BIG MOMMA’S CHICKEN AND WAFFLES — 5741 Crowder Blvd., 241-2548; www. bigmommaschickenandwaffles. com — Big Momma’s serves hearty combinations like the sixpiece which includes a waffle and six fried wings served crispy or dipped in sauce. No reservations. Breakfast and lunch daily, dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $

STEAKHOUSE CHOPHOUSE NEW ORLEANS — 322 Magazine St., 522-7902; www.centraarchy. com — This traditional steakhouse serves USDA prime beef, and a selection of super-sized cuts includes a 40-oz. Porterhouse for two. Reservations recommended. Diner daily.

Credit cards. $$$ CRESCENT CITY STEAKS — 1001 N. Broad St., 821-3271; www.crescentcitysteaks. com — Order USDA prime beef dry-aged and hand-cut in house.

There are porterhouse steaks

large enough for two or three diners to share. Reservations accepted. Lunch Tue.-Fri. and Sun., dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $$$

TAPAS/SPANISH MIMI’S IN THE MARIGNY — 2601 Royal St., 872-9868 — The mushroom Manchego toast is a favorite here. Or enjoy hot and cold tapas dishes ranging from grilled marinated artichokes to calamari. Reservations accepted for large parties.

Dinner and late-night Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $ SANTA FE TAPAS — 1327 St. Charles Ave., 304-9915 — The menu includes both tapas dishes and entrees. Seared jumbo scallops are served with mango and green tomato pico de gallo. Gambas al ajillo are jumbo shrimp with garlic, shallots, chilis and cognac. Reservations recommended. Lunch and dinner daily, late-night Fri.-Sun., brunch Sat.-Sun. Credit cards. $$

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VIETNAMESE AUGUST MOON — 3635 Prytania St., 899-5129; www. moonnola.com — August Moon serves spring rolls and pho soup as well as many popular Chinese dishes and vegetarian options. Delivery available. No reservations. Lunch Mon.-Fri., dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $

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Reservations recommended.

Lunch Mon.-Fri., dinner Mon.Sat. Credit cards. $$ DOSON NOODLE HOUSE —135 N. Carrollton Ave., 3097283 — Traditional Vietnamese pho with pork and beef highlight the menu. The vegetarian hot pot comes with mixed vegetables, tofu and vermicelli rice noodles. No reservations.

Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards and checks. $$ LE VIET CAFE — 2135 St. Charles Ave., 304-1339 — The cafe offers pho, banh mi, spring rolls and rice and noodle dishes. Vietnamese-style grilled beef ribs come with a special sauce. Reservations accepted.

Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $ PHO TAU BAY RESTAURANT — 113 Westbank Expwy., Suite C, Gretna, 368-9846 — You’ll find classic Vietnamese beef broth and noodle soups, vermicelli dishes, seafood soups, shrimp spring rolls with peanut sauce and more. No reservations. Breakfast, lunch and dinner Mon.-Wed. & Fri.Sat. Credit cards. $

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Stand Out Stand-up comic and actor Todd Barry visits New Orleans.

By Alex Woodward

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“I’ve had a good time in the South. I like the South. I feel like the people who show up are people familiar with me. I do some New York stuff but it’s not like you have to live here to understand,” Barry tells Gambit.

“I still hear people, when they’re talking politics, they just trash the South in a way that seems sort of bigoted, or stupid. (New Orleans) is probably less maligned.”

What about Alabama?

“I like it there, too, so I dunno.”

A New York native, Barry grew up in Florida’s Broward County, first taking the stage in Miami, then West Palm Beach. “I think I went on three nights in a row. I kind of had a weird love for it,” he says. “When I first started, I did it as a goof, and I was like, ‘Oh, I like doing this,’ but I felt weird because I didn’t know I ever wanted to do it before.” (His jokes were “about McDonald’s and circumcision — but we don’t have to try and remember those,” he says.)

Barry made a dozen appearances on Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist, and currently appears with C.K. on his acclaimed FX series Louie. Most recently, he starred in David Wain’s Wanderlust opposite Paul Rudd as lunkhead co-worker “Sherm.”

He also starred as dirtbag manager Wayne in Darren Aronofsky’s Oscar-nabbing The Wrestler.

“Most of my comedy friends now I met in New York. … I’ve been lucky, some people ask me to do little bit parts on their shows. I don’t know if I’m a good actor or not,” he says. “I’ve never played a soldier or anything. It’s usually a wiseass.”

Improv school and comedy conservatory The New Movement opened in March and runs several recurring weekly shows, like its flagship series, The Megaphone Show, and improv troupe Stupid Time Machine’s showcase. Founders Chris Trew and Tami Nelson perform long-form improv as Chris & Tami, and the theater has developed new showcases like the half-scripted, half-improvised You Don’t

Know the Half of It, the storytelling series Shipwrecked!, and faux-expert talk series Motivational Mayhem.

Comics Kyle Kinane and Sean Patton headlined at the theater during the inaugural comedy installation of the foburg music festival, and Hannibal Buress will headline the space for two sets June 6.

Barry, who also has dropped in to play drums with bands like Mates of State, Superchunk and Yo La Tengo, hasn’t counted out returning next time with a band, though it’s unlikely.

“I’ve considered doing some goofy band, but I don’t know,” he says, sighing. “I can’t do everything.”

Todd Barry has an upcoming Comedy Central special.

MAY

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Todd Barry with Dane Faucheux, Andrew Polk, Chris Trew and Cyrus Cooper 8:30 p.m. & 10:30 p.m.

Saturday The New Movement, 1919 Burgundy St.; www.tnmcomedy.com Tickets $15, available at www.brownpapertickets.com/ event/237839

Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > may 15 > 2012

ouis C.K. surprised a massive crowd at the Mahalia Jackon Theater when he introduced, offstage and with little fanfare, his unannounced opener: Todd Barry, a longtime presence in comedy circles and master of timing — particularly in his long pauses and low, measured voice.

“That crowd was unbelievable,” Barry says in his characteristic sigh-speech. Barry, whose credits include more than two decades as a stand-up comic and numerous film and TV appearances, was asked

by C.K. to open some of his 2011 dates. (After the show, their driver took them to Cooter Brown’s Tavern for oysters.)

Though familiar with performing at Mahalia-sized auditoriums, Barry now is on a more intimate tour preceding the release of a new Comedy Central stand-up special (airing July 21) and corresponding DVD and album. On Saturday, May 19, Barry performs two sets at The New Movement theater.

Before his 2011 performance, Barry last performed in New Orleans in 2006, a big show (thanks to local comic Bill Dykes) in the comedy-dry days following the 2005 floods.

“I was on tour and I barely had any time to check it out,” Barry says. “Now I won’t really this time, now that I think about it. When we were walking around (last year), it was like, ‘Wow, this is a really great city and I want to come back here soon.’”

It would be easy to mistake the arid declaration of his enthusiasm as sarcasm if not for his stand-up persona — dry, deadpan and sharp as hell. A regular on late-night TV and on series as diverse as Flight of the Conchords and Sex and the City, Barry’s stage presence (slouchy, quiet, bald) and self-deprecation hide his subtle but sour commentary that’s anything but observational humor.

His stand-up albums Falling Off the Bone, Medium Energy and From Heaven offer 60-second bursts of low-key commentary (UPS having the hours of an “East Village trance record shop,” a punchline made better by the several preceding it), carefully dropped slayers (to a guy with a neck tattoo: “Hey man, you forgot to not do that”) and moments of absurdity. On From Heaven, he takes on comics “afraid of” performing in the South through a biting, over-the-top retelling of what it’s like performing in Alabama.

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Stand Out Stand-up comic and actor Todd Barry visits New Orleans.

By Alex Woodward

L

“I’ve had a good time in the South. I like the South. I feel like the people who show up are people familiar with me. I do some New York stuff but it’s not like you have to live here to understand,” Barry tells Gambit.

“I still hear people, when they’re talking politics, they just trash the South in a way that seems sort of bigoted, or stupid. (New Orleans) is probably less maligned.”

What about Alabama?

“I like it there, too, so I dunno.”

A New York native, Barry grew up in Florida’s Broward County, first taking the stage in Miami, then West Palm Beach. “I think I went on three nights in a row. I kind of had a weird love for it,” he says. “When I first started, I did it as a goof, and I was like, ‘Oh, I like doing this,’ but I felt weird because I didn’t know I ever wanted to do it before.” (His jokes were “about McDonald’s and circumcision — but we don’t have to try and remember those,” he says.)

Barry made a dozen appearances on Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist, and currently appears with C.K. on his acclaimed FX series Louie. Most recently, he starred in David Wain’s Wanderlust opposite Paul Rudd as lunkhead co-worker “Sherm.”

He also starred as dirtbag manager Wayne in Darren Aronofsky’s Oscar-nabbing The Wrestler.

“Most of my comedy friends now I met in New York. … I’ve been lucky, some people ask me to do little bit parts on their shows. I don’t know if I’m a good actor or not,” he says. “I’ve never played a soldier or anything. It’s usually a wiseass.”

Improv school and comedy conservatory The New Movement opened in March and runs several recurring weekly shows, like its flagship series, The Megaphone Show, and improv troupe Stupid Time Machine’s showcase. Founders Chris Trew and Tami Nelson perform long-form improv as Chris & Tami, and the theater has developed new showcases like the half-scripted, half-improvised You Don’t

Know the Half of It, the storytelling series Shipwrecked!, and faux-expert talk series Motivational Mayhem.

Comics Kyle Kinane and Sean Patton headlined at the theater during the inaugural comedy installation of the foburg music festival, and Hannibal Buress will headline the space for two sets June 6.

Barry, who also has dropped in to play drums with bands like Mates of State, Superchunk and Yo La Tengo, hasn’t counted out returning next time with a band, though it’s unlikely.

“I’ve considered doing some goofy band, but I don’t know,” he says, sighing. “I can’t do everything.”

Todd Barry has an upcoming Comedy Central special.

MAY

19

Todd Barry with Dane Faucheux, Andrew Polk, Chris Trew and Cyrus Cooper 8:30 p.m. & 10:30 p.m.

Saturday The New Movement, 1919 Burgundy St.; www.tnmcomedy.com Tickets $15, available at www.brownpapertickets.com/ event/237839

Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > may 15 > 2012

ouis C.K. surprised a massive crowd at the Mahalia Jackon Theater when he introduced, offstage and with little fanfare, his unannounced opener: Todd Barry, a longtime presence in comedy circles and master of timing — particularly in his long pauses and low, measured voice.

“That crowd was unbelievable,” Barry says in his characteristic sigh-speech. Barry, whose credits include more than two decades as a stand-up comic and numerous film and TV appearances, was asked

by C.K. to open some of his 2011 dates. (After the show, their driver took them to Cooter Brown’s Tavern for oysters.)

Though familiar with performing at Mahalia-sized auditoriums, Barry now is on a more intimate tour preceding the release of a new Comedy Central stand-up special (airing July 21) and corresponding DVD and album. On Saturday, May 19, Barry performs two sets at The New Movement theater.

Before his 2011 performance, Barry last performed in New Orleans in 2006, a big show (thanks to local comic Bill Dykes) in the comedy-dry days following the 2005 floods.

“I was on tour and I barely had any time to check it out,” Barry says. “Now I won’t really this time, now that I think about it. When we were walking around (last year), it was like, ‘Wow, this is a really great city and I want to come back here soon.’”

It would be easy to mistake the arid declaration of his enthusiasm as sarcasm if not for his stand-up persona — dry, deadpan and sharp as hell. A regular on late-night TV and on series as diverse as Flight of the Conchords and Sex and the City, Barry’s stage presence (slouchy, quiet, bald) and self-deprecation hide his subtle but sour commentary that’s anything but observational humor.

His stand-up albums Falling Off the Bone, Medium Energy and From Heaven offer 60-second bursts of low-key commentary (UPS having the hours of an “East Village trance record shop,” a punchline made better by the several preceding it), carefully dropped slayers (to a guy with a neck tattoo: “Hey man, you forgot to not do that”) and moments of absurdity. On From Heaven, he takes on comics “afraid of” performing in the South through a biting, over-the-top retelling of what it’s like performing in Alabama.

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Nine lives Based solely on the hard-driving roadhouse blues of Henry Gray and the Cats, you wouldn’t suspect that Gray performed at the very first Jazz Fest 43 years ago. Early sound issues were resolved at the Blues Tent’s opening set for 2012, with Gray’s four-piece band rocking their way through classics like Lonnie Johnson’s “I Got the Blues So Bad.” Honky tonking Opening with “I-10 Westbound Blues” — about temporarily leaving Louisiana for Texas — Kim Carson and her crack band, featuring lead guitarist Ron Hotstream, transformed the afternoon Lagniappe Stage into a rowdy honky tonk. Mid-set the emphasis turned to the country archetypes of Carson’s Classic Twang with songs like Loretta Lynn’s “You’re Lookin’ at Country.”

Footnotes Ragtime piano master Butch Thompson celebrated the life and work of his hero, Jelly Roll Morton, with a professorial presentation of the New Orleans jazz pioneer’s music.

Prior to each song, Thompson walked to the mic and delivered a few notes of historical context. Before tackling “Jelly Roll Blues” — the first published jazz composition in history — Thompson spoke of the women Morton loved best in his life and how they inspired the classic tune.

Keys to the city With his stellar playing in the clubs at night, two days in a row with The Absolute Monster Gentlemen and Dr. John on the Acura Stage, and with Bonnie Raitt on the Gentilly Stage, Jon Cleary proved he simply is the funkiest Englishman on the planet, and almost as smooth as James Bond.

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ount Basin™ remembers an era when the banjo was the stringed instrument of choice in local music, but the 2012 New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival found plenty of room for the guitar, and festival crowds seemed quite pleased. Headliners and guitar slingers included Bruce Springsteen, the Foo Fighters, the Beach Boys, The Eagles, Zac Brown Band, Glen Hansard, Ani DiFranco, Bonnie Raitt, Steve Earle, Cheik Hamala Diabate and many others. But there was no shortage of trumpets, trombones and tambourines or any genre of Louisiana music, from Mardi Gras Indian chants to Bounce acts.

So let me recount a grand year at the Fair Grounds.

British invasion After opening with “Get Miles,” the first song from its classic debut album Bring it On, British indie rockers Gomez went on to explain, “It’s weird playing New Orleans during the day.” The band’s three singer/ songwriters’ attack peaked with a brilliant cover of Junior Kimbrough’s “Meet Me in the City.” After the song, then band waited to see if their version of the North Mississippi blues classic went over with the Jazz Fest crowd. It did.

Bon temps Bon Iver’s front man Justin Vernon conceived its debut record For Emma, Forever Ago in an isolated cabin and it’s characterized by eerie, restrained parts.

But the band’s set was certainly not quiet.

Its self-titled follow-up has a fuller sound with to an expanded band, and the band, which included horns, violin and two drum kits, had an amplified Jazz Fest set befitting a stadium show. The band frequently built up to big moments and then broke down into noisy extended jams, especially on “Beth/Rest” which was heavy on 1980s sax and Vernon’s vocal processor.

The set included stand-outs from the latest release including “Perth,” “Holocene” and “Calgary” plus cuts from the debut album, and “Skinny Love” prompted an audience sing-along.

Road show Evan Christopher’s Clarinet Road show celebrated National Jazz Appreciation Month (April). The band played “The King of Treme,” which Christopher wrote in honor of drummer Shannon Powell, who finished the song with a very long tambourine solo.

Christopher also wished him a belated happy birthday, which was earlier in April. The rest of the set ranged from Duke Ellington compositions to originals such as “Creole Wild West,” which included a spoken-word interlude by Chuck Perkins in homage to the spirit of the Mardi Gras Indians and New Orleans. And though it was Christopher’s set, one had to wait until the following New Orleans Jazz Orchestra set to hear him really sizzle on clarinet solos.

Chocolate city In a fantastic set, the Carolina Chocolate Drops revealed a deep reverence for country and old-time music befitting the band’s Fais Do-Do appearance with covers of Johnny Cash’s “Jackson” and the traditional “Cornbread and Butter

Beans,” both highlighted by the soulful, classically trained vocal harmonies of Rhiannon Giddens and Dom Flemons.

Beach house Did you know John Lindy Stamos is presiconditions dent of the Beach Meschiya Lake & Boys fan club? The the Little Big Horns Full House heartbrought a pair of throb said so in his expert swinging, lindyintroduction to the hopping dancers to Beach Boys, whom dress up the modest he called “part Lagniappe Stage as Bruce Springsteen and the E Street of our country’s Lake and the band Band entertain the Acura Stage crowd. musical DNA” and performed their “representative of revival jazz from acPHOTO BY SCOTT SALTZMAN America at time claimed album Lucky when the world Devil. During a band wanted to be Ameribreak, Lake performed alongside pianist can.” Stamos has performed with the band Tom McDermott for “Just a Closer Walk with since the 1980s and appeared in the video Thee” and “Cupid.” for “Kokomo.” At the Acura Stage, he played drums and guitar.

Stomping grounds On the Jazz & Heritage Stage, traditional Early check-in brass band The Storyville Stompers played Featuring a new, still-in-progress lineup, “The Old Rugged Cross” before the band Empress Hotel opened to a large crowd at presented its Big Easy Music Award, won the Acura Stage. Singer-songwriter Julie several nights earlier, to band director and Odell, formerly of folk outfit Giant Cloud, tuba player Woody Penouilh. As if a passing accompanied vocalist Micah McKee, of the baton, the band brought out a roster dueting on sunny, power-pop and neo-soul of younger musicians to perform alongside tracks from the group’s brief but expressive the already stacked brass lineup. The band, catalog. “Bells Ring” evoked 1970s AM now several trumpeters, saxophones and vocal pop, while “Search Lights” offered a trombones deep, powered crowd-pleasing brooding dose of soul — McKee said it was numbers like Hank Williams’ “Jambalaya” his shout out to Al Green. and a solo-studded “When the Saints Go

Marching In.” Sign of the times Sound problems plagued rapper-turnedsinger Cee Lo Green’s set, with one side of the thick Congo Square Stage’s crowd unable to hear well. Making the situation worse, the audience frequently chanted “turn it up,” but that didn’t seem to work.

Apparently unaware of the sound issues, Green sang songs from his 2010 album The Lady Killer and from his Gnarls Barkley project. Late in the set, there was a reunion of his Atlanta hip-hop act Goodie Mob, who is releasing a new album soon. The crew performed hits like “Soul Food” from its eponymous debut, and World Party’s banger “Get Rich To This.” Although Cee Le mellowed for the all ages crowd — he left out some key words of closing number “F—k You,” the sign language interpreter on stage left didn’t get the memo and proceeded to flip off the crowd.

Damn the torpedoes While his set offered FM sing-along gold such as “Free Falling” and “American Girl,” Tom Petty gave hardcore fans of his gritty blues and up-tempo rock plenty to appreciate in several numbers, all highlighted by Heartbreakers guitarist Mike Campbell, who simply shredded on “Lover’s Touch” (a deep track from Petty’s often-overlooked 2010 album, Mojo), “Runnin’ Down a Dream” and a cover of J.J. Cale’s “Traveling Light.”

He is experienced Less than a year removed from a gig at The Parish at House of Blues and just a few months after performing at the White House during President Barack Obama’s blues concert in honor of Black History Month, Gary Clark Jr., a twenty-something Texas native whose considerable hype has drawn comparisons to Jimi Hendrix, lived up to weighty expectations with a thrilling, skilled take on Hendrix’s killer instrumental “Third Stone from the Sun,” during which Clark wove in an improvised vocal jam preaching love.

Saxman All hail Herb Hardesty, one of the few remaining alums of the J&M Studio Band whose talents helped create so many hits and classic songs for Fats Domino, Little Richard, Shirley and Lee, and so many others. His presence and fine soloing in Dr.

Still in love with you, sorta A cheesy call-and-response shouting of his name — set to the groove of a mediocre backing band — introduced Al Green’s Congo Square set, eliciting little from the audience. Adding to an unfortunate appearance by an R&B legend who has nothing to prove, Green’s voice, though capable as it moved through a medley of hits and covers, frequently hit piercingly shrill notes, detracting from such classics as “I Can’t Get Next to You.” Iron & whine Iron & Wine’s Samuel Beam started his set by saying “I’m going to start with the best ones on top because I know you’ll disappear in a half hour.” The audience did thin out some when Bruce Springsteen started at the Acura Stage, but Beam and his band sang through his catalog for a small but captivated crowd, starting with favorites like “Naked As We Came” and “Tree By the River.” He paid tribute to the recently deceased Levon Helm with a cover of The Band’s “Long Black Veil,” and his encore was his popular cover of The Postal Service’s “Such Great Heights.”

The Boss, Part I During “Out in the Street,” E Street Band guitarist Nils Lofgren tripped over a wire and went sprawling to the ground, actually falling out of the frame on the giant screens at Acura. “It’s dangerous up here,” Bruce Springsteen said after the song ended, and gave Lofgren a hug. A couple of songs later, Springsteen almost tripped as well. “We’re used to playing in the dark. Seeing everything is completely f—king us up,” he said.

The Boss, Part II After welcoming Dr. John to the stage, Springsteen said, “We played together in Santa Monica back in the early ’70s. That was in the middle of your gris-gris days, and you really scared me.” The band then played a smoldering version of “Something You Got.” “We can’t make that groove back in New Jersey,” Springsteen said. “Everybody says, ‘It’s too slow, it’s too slow!’”

The Boss, Part III Not a dry eye watched the band as it recalled its 2006 Jazz Fest appearance, playing “When the Saints Go Marching In” in the middle of Wrecking Ball ballad “Rocky Ground.” Springsteen took a long pause while holding a sign reading “New Orleans Loves Clarence” during the closer, a jubilant “Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out,” a tribute to the late “Big Man” Clarence Clemons.

Squatters Anyone who remembers neo-soul singer Janelle Monae’s set at the 2010 Voodoo Experience would have recognized her performance at the Gentilly Stage. Depsite the deja vu, Monae put on an energetic show replete with covers like Jackson 5’s “I Want You Back” and Prince’s “Take Me With U.” With her The ArchAndroid track “Come Alive,” her instruction for the crowd to “get low” had everyone squatting for quite a long time, prompting some audience members to complain about sore calves.

Big stars A locals-studded Tribute to Alex Chilton featured trips through the late songwriter’s excellent catalog, from The Box Tops’ “Neon Rainbow” through late-career pop tracks like “Hey! Little Child,” which guitarist Alex McMurray admitted was his favorite Chilton song. (He also said it reminds him of driving on Esplanade Avenue toward City Park — could Chilton’s line about “a pretty little thing … coming back from the Catholic school” be a nod to Cabrini High School.) A Neil Younglike Dave Pirner took lead on Big Star classics “Back of a Car” and “Down the Street,” and the band, with solid vocals from Susan Cowsill, rocked a closing duo of that band’s hits “Thirteen” and “September Gurls.”

Once and only Known for his band The Frames and acoustic duo Swell Season, and for starring in the film Once (for which he also won a Best Original Song Oscar), Irish singer/ songwriter Glen Hansard was going to appear with Eddie Vedder, who canceled his Jazz Fest gig due to nerve damage. But Hansard’s rousing early set on the Acura Stage turned out be a major highlight of the second weekend. He repeatedly and endearingly expressed his terror at being alone with a guitar in front of such a large crowd, but he easily won over the audience with a passionate mix of songs from all phases of his career. He had an early omen that things would work out. On the way into Jazz Fest, he stopped at a nearby coffee shop. “I saw Aaron Neville in the queue and I thought, ‘It’s a good f—king day,’” Hansard said.

piece horn section. He dedicated “That’s Why I Play the Blues” to his grandfather, legendary New Orleans bass player “Luscious” Lloyd Lambert, who played with the great Guitar Slim, among many others.

Sound Cheik Cheik Hamala Diabate plays a small woodbodied stringed instrument known as the ngoni, which has an animal skin stretched over the body like a drum. For his set on the Jazz & Heritage Stage, Diabate switched between ngoni and acoustic guitar and ran both through a wah-wah pedal, fuzz box and other rock guitarists’ gizmos. His six-piece band laid down a percussive yet hypnotic groove that was clearly connected to the North Mississippi blues of R.L. Burnside, Fred McDowell and others.

Improvisation Cheik Hamala Diabate followed up his Jazz & Heritage Stage set with another full set on the Lagniappe Stage, and jammed with Little Freddie King during an interview with Larry Blumenfeld on the Allison Miner Music Heritage Stage. After the duo tackled King’s “I Used to Be Down,” Diabate explained that where he grew up in Africa, guitars were scarce and precious. That’s how the left-handed Diabate wound up playing a right-handed guitar flipped upside down, with the bass strings toward the bottom, giving him his own unique sound.

The queen of jazz Jazz violinist Regina Carter was awarded entrance to the MacArthur Fellows Program (aka a genius grant) to explore African music in a jazz context, and her set was one of Thursday’s finest.

Plenty of jazz artists have explored African music; Carter’s performance established why she was worthy of the grant.

Drum buddy Before Hansard began his setclosing cover of Bruce Springsteen’s “Drive All Night,” he asked for some help from Troy “Trombone Shorty” Andrews the audience. “I performs at Jazz Fest. need a drummer PHOTO BY CHERYL GERBER and a bass player,” Bass camp he said. “C’mon, it’s “You took half my voice,” New Orleans, everybody plays.” A member said Esperanza Spalding to the sound of the Acura Stage crew, who identified technicians. The set by the latest ambashimself only as “Joe,” sat down behind the sador of jazz was plagued with technical drum kit that was set up for the Honey Island problems and her trademark upright bass Swamp Band’s upcoming set. Joe raised never hooked into the sound system. So his arms triumphantly and hit the skins with Spalding played her electric bass through John Bonham-esque authority. “Easy, you’re the entire set. As an intellectual exercise, it playing the end of the song at the beginwas fascinating hearing how different songs ning!” Hansard said with a laugh. The pair sounded with an electric bass. Some songs eventually left the stage to chants of “Joe! lost the authoritative baroque touch in what Joe! Joe!” would otherwise be stereotypical jazz-light improvisations. Suddenly the choices Biting blues Spalding made for her songs became more It took guitarist Kipori “Baby Wolf” Woods pronounced, and even through the sound 12 years to follow up his 2000 debut album problems listeners were left with a greater with the recent Blues Gone Wild!, but his respect for Spalding’s musicianship. flashy chops haven’t suffered at all. Woods opened the Blues Tent on Thursday with a PAGE 35 no-nonsense big band that featured a three-

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Don’t do me like that Saying she appreciated her audience at the Gentilly Stage since, “If we weren’t playing, we’d be over there watching Tom (Petty),” Canadian singer Leslie Feist performed her set with a trio of backup singers resembling escapees from a Martha Marcy May Marlene-esque cult (they are the Vermont band Mountain Man). Feist performed most of 2011’s Metals, and some tracks from older albums had new arrangements more befitting the dark qualities of that album (the poppy “Mushaboom” had a moody tribal arrangement). Perhaps because the live band lacked a horn section, Feist didn’t play her hit “1234” even during her encore, instead opting for an electric guitar-heavy version of the Texas Gladden spiritual “When I Was a Young Girl.” Or perhaps the band was in a hurry to “go eat some shellfish,” as Feist said near the end of the set.

John’s sets this Jazz Fest added to the New Orleans feel in Dr. John’s new songs.

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“It really is a democracy,” DiFranco said.

“Showing up for morning meetings and playing for the students doesn’t get your kid into Lusher,” she said with a weary smile. The obviously local audience reacted with whoops and peals of laughter.

Multitasking Who needs a band? Midway through their stellar set, guitar slinging duo Rodrigo y Gabriella gave their backing band C.U.B.A. a break and dazzled the audience by mingling duets with solo performances. Gabriella Quintero plays her guitar as a percussive instrument, rollicking her knuckles over the body, producing complex rhythms you’d expect of accomplished drummers.

The other brass band Lafayette’s talented indie rockers Brass Bed delivered a wonderfully loud and raucous set at the Lagniappe Stage on Friday. Echoes of Spoon, Pavement, Sonic Youth and 1960s-era psychedelia wafted through the air as the band worked its way through songs from its Melt White and Midnight Matinee albums.

Hit parade Allen Toussaint arrived on the Acura Stage in a bold black, yellow, baby blue and red jacket with purple and black pants and played a medley of hits, from “A Certain Girl” to “Working in a Coal Mine.” He also resurrected Chris Kenner’s “Something You Got,” which Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band performed with Dr. John a week before. Guitarist Renard Poche got funky with a talk box for “Cissy Strut,” and Toussaint’s impressive band and backup singers took over as he made his exit during “Southern Nights.”

At the helm There were several tributes to Levon Helm, who was scheduled to perform at the

Front row seats In the Gospel Tent, Mavis Staples didn’t stick to just gospel, but she did preach a little. At one point she invoked the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., and not long afterward, she delved into contemporary politics. During an extended version of “Freedom Highway,” she said, “They passed around the Kool Aid and called it tea!” She stopped in the middle of The Impressions song “This Is My Country” to ask, “What’s with all these people disrespecting the president. Saying he isn’t a resident. You see the president’s face painted like a clown. You hear people saying ‘We’re gonna take our country back.’

Back to where? The ’50s and the ’60s. No. No. No. I ain’t never going back to the back of the bus.”

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He and his band launched into a peculiarly masculine version of “America the Beautiful.” But the band finished with an aggressive cover of Rage Against the Machine’s “Killing in the Name.”

Full metal jacket My Morning Jacket opened its set with the pulsing “Victory Dance” from its 2011 album Circuital, the first of several long, heavy and down-tempo extended cuts from the band’s recent output. “This is very beautiful,” said singer Jim James. “Like I’m inside a painting,” and noting, several times, how the crowd looks “pastel.”

Preservation Hall’s Clint Maedgen joined for experimental saxophone riffing, and trumpeter Mark Braud was game to keep up. The rest of the Preservation Hall Jazz Band followed on stage for “Holdin’ on to Black Metal.”

Good signs Known for his gentle R&B pop like “So Sick” and “Sexy Love,” it makes sense that Ne-Yo’s sign language interpreter looked like a male model (it turns out “sex your body” is pretty easy to understand in American Sign Language). Before singing his hit “Miss Independent,” he asked women in the crowd to “make some noise” if they could pay their own rent and car note. “Men,” he said, “take note of the women not making noise. They’re not the ones you want.”

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Weedwhackers Sam Doores & the Tumbleweeds made its Jazz Fest debut on the birthday of guitarist Riley Downing, who had several dollars pinned to his shirt, and the release date of the band’s debut LP. The band kicked off with the country gospel of “I Got Found,” and ripped through barn-burning ballads and shuffling country tales like “Depression Blues” (an original) and “Wrong Time to Be Right” by Alabama folk-countryman Cast King.

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“I’ve been trying to write happy songs — it’s hard,” DiFranco said to knowing laughter from her fans. “Getting older means renewing your muse.”

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Tre-makeover Fans of the Red Stick Ramblers may have been confused when they arrived at the Fais Do-Do Stage and read the sign for “Annie Tee and Her Bayou Cadillac.” Fans of HBO’s Treme probably figured out the deal quickly. Annie Tee (Lucia Micarelli) is the name of the show’s fiddle-playing character, and the Red Stick Ramblers have served as her fictional backup band Bayou Cadillac. After two songs heavily laden with Katrina references, Tee took her bows, and the Red Stick Ramblers’ stage placard was revealed. The Cajun swing band tore into its regular set, including up-tempo rocker “Made in the Shade” followed with their country nod “Drinkin’ to You.” In the crowd: Micarelli, Steve Earle and That ’70s Show’s Kurtwood Smith.

Stage krewe Galactic’s show on Acura Stage featured a Carnival parade of guests as it played many of the songs on its recent release Carnival Electros. Living Color’s Corey Glover handled vocals on many songs, including “He Na Na” and Living Color’s “Cult of Personality.” Other guests included Trombone Shorty, Shamarr Allen, Pedrito Martinez, Casa Samba and Mardi Gras Indian War Chief Juan Pardo.

Grohl with it “I thought we were going to have to play some jazz,” said Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl before the band’s powerhouse two-hour set. “That shit is hard, man.”

Following opener “Times Like These,” the band hit several tracks from its latest album Wasted Light (“Rope,” “White Limo,” “Arlandia”) and revisited early hits like “Big Me,” “Monkey Wrench” and, the closer, “Everlong” — but not before singing “Happy Birthday” to guitarist Chris Shiflett (he’s 41) and chugging through Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers’ “Breakdown.”

Grohl switched places with drummer Taylor Hawkins, who then sang “Cold Day in the Sun.” Overheard in the crowd: “He can play drums, too?”

Sanborn again What do you get when you cross one of the world’s best jazz organists and a sultan of sax? A virtuoustic performance full of shimmering solos, good-natured oneupmanship and musical conversation, all adding up to a joyful journey through twisting, Byzantine lines of improvisation. A few

brave souls stood up and boogied when David Sanborn held impossibly long wails.

For an encore, Sanborn and Joey DeFrancesco played a song called “I’ve Got News For You,” its ruminative keyboard passages leavened by Sanborn’s sultry saxophone.

The number built to a tumultuous climax featuring organ chords as mighty as any stadium rock power chords, and it left everyone breathless.

Overheated Anyone looking to the Blues Tent for refuge from the afternoon heat on the final Sunday was out of luck — Sharon Jones & the DapKings turned in one of the day’s hottest shows. The sunset sendoff was reflected in two outfits: conga and bongo drummer Fernando Velez’s dress shirt, whose lavender hue quickly saturated to a deep purple; and Jones’ cocktail dress, its sparkling pink-fringe trail resembling a shaken bottle of rose as she paced the stage, rattling off motormouthed commentary — new news: she turned 56 this week; old news: she’s a world-beater — between soul lessons from 2010’s I Learned the Hard Way like someone who might spontaneously combust if she ever were to stop moving.

He was cocky, but he was good Rolling Stone’s David Fricke interviewed Ernie K-Doe biographer Ben Sandmel, Allen Toussaint and Walter “Wolfman” Washington about the late Emperor of the Universe. Toussaint, who penned “Mother in Law,” revealed that the recording was almost scrapped during rehearsals because K-Doe initially took the lyrics too aggressively, essentially just shouting them into the mic, Toussaint said.

“He was like that,” Toussaint said. “It wasn’t that he was rude, he just had a spirit that was driving all the time and he wanted to shout and preach like a preacher.”

Sandmel described K-Doe’s spirit and tenacity this way: “In his mind, he never failed. It was just that the rest of the world hadn’t noticed. ‘I’m a millionaire, I just haven’t gotten paid yet,’ that was one of his mottos.”

Grand finale The Preservation Hall Jazz Band closed the Gentilly Stage on the final Sunday and presented its own parade of guests, including Ani DiFranco, Bonnie Raitt, Allen Toussaint, Steve Earl and Jim James of My Morning Jacket. The Rebirth Brass Band also came onstage to play several songs, and in case anyone wanted to have a look at the Grammy the band just won, it was prominently displayed during the band’s appearance.

As Preservation Hall again marked its 50th anniversary, it offered an appropriate finale. Joining the band for the final songs were trumpeter Lionel Ferbos, who turns 101 in July, trombonist Wendell Eugene, who is nearly 90 years old, and the next generation, the Preservation Hall Junior Jazz Band. There were several generations of musicians playing on “When the Saints Go Marching In” and “I’ll Fly Away.” It was as joyous as it was fitting close to the Jazz & Heritage Festival.

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Neutral Ground Coffeehouse — aoleon broomfield, 8; tom Henehanl, 9 Old Point Bar — Josh garrett & the bottom line, 8 Old U.S. Mint — Cp love, 5:30 Preservation Hall — preservation Hall-stars feat. shannon powell, 8 Siberia — Haarp, ruiniverse, necrotic priapism, 10 Snug Harbor Jazz Bistro — warren battiste, steve masakowski, 8 & 10

House of Blues Voodoo Garden — songwriter showcase feat. micah mcKee, 5 Howlin’ Wolf Den — Hillbilly Hotel, 10 Irvin Mayfield’s I Club — Davis rogan band, 8 Irvin Mayfield’s Jazz Playhouse — Kipori woods, 5; irvin mayfield’s noJo Jam, 8 Lafayette Square — Dirty Dozen brass band, breton sound, 5 The Maison — new experiment, 6; Upstarts, 9 Mojitos Rum Bar & Grill — Jayna morgan & the sazerac sunrise Jazz band, 6; soulabilly swamp boogie band, 9:30 Neutral Ground Coffeehouse — rebecca green, 7; richard bienvenu, 9 Old U.S. Mint — richard scott, noon; tyrone Chambers, 3 One Eyed Jacks — lotus plaza, mirror mode, frankie broyles, 9 Palm Court Jazz Cafe — lars edegran, topsy Chapman & palm Court Jazz band, 7 Preservation Hall — preservation Hall Jazz band feat. mark braud, 8 Rock ’N’ Bowl — los poboy-Citos, 8:30

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Howlin’ Wolf Den — Donkeys, Buxton, 10 Irvin Mayfield’s I Club — Walter “Wolfman” Washington, 8 Irvin Mayfield’s Jazz Playhouse — Tom Worrell, 5; Leon “Kid Chocolate” Brown, 8

Neutral Ground Coffeehouse — Damn Hippies, 7; Gallivan Burwell, 9; Gina Forsyth, 10; Ukulele Jake, 11 Oak — Jayna Morgan, 9 Old Point Bar — Rick Trolsen, 5; Avon Suspects, 9:30 One Eyed Jacks — She’s Still Dead, 9 Palm Court Jazz Cafe — Wendell Brunious & Palm Court Jazz Band, 7

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Walter Isaacson was in town recently to discuss his biography of Steve Jobs, the cofounder and guru of Apple. His take on Jobs is that the entrepreneur was able to combine a vision of the art and science of computers, someone who understood both the technology and the need to make a product desirable and useful to consumers. Isaacson has much more to say in his 656 page book. In Steve Jobs: The Lost Interview, Jobs sums it up simply: asked if he is a nerd, he responds that he’s a hippie, an experimenting dreamer.

Not so much a documentary as the full run of an hour-long interview (by Robert Cringely for a series about the birth of the PC), the film presents a remarkably concise and compelling look at the world that made Jobs and the way he changed it. Given Jobs’ amazing insight into both the technology of computers and software and the functioning of a large company, it almost comes off like a thriller.

Perhaps most remarkable is that the interview took place in 1995, 10 years after Jobs left Apple following a bitter battle with CEO John Sculley, who he brought into the company. It’s also shortly before Jobs sold his company NeXt to Apple and rejoined the company, when it was within 90 days of bankruptcy. there’s no doubt about what he contributed to Apple, but the interview ends with his forecast about how important the Internet would become, then in its commercial infancy. In hindsight, he was right about a lot of things, but it’s amazing to watch him predict computing and market developments long before any of Apple’s iproducts were developed.

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Friday-Monday, then nightly through May 24, Zeitgeist Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center, 1618 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., 827-5858; www. zeitgeistinc.net BOOKER’S PLACE: A MISSISSIPPI STORY (NR) — More than 40 years after documentary filmmaker Frank DeFelitta met and had a fateful interview with AfricanAmerican waiter Booker Wright, DeFelitta’s son returns to the Mississippi site of the interview to examine its repercussions.

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EXTREMELY LOUD AND INCREDIBLY CLOSE (PG-13) — the museum screens the film adaptation of Jonathan Safran Foer’s quirky novel, in which a precocious boy whose father died during 9/11 embarks on an ambitious journey that takes him through New York. the screening is in conjunction with the museum’s September 11, 2001: A Global Moment exhibit. Free admission.

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Director Mark Meatto’s first stroke of luck with his documentary How to Grow a Band came when producer Mike Bohlmann asked him to do a test shoot of a new band at a tiny club in New York City. A childhood friend of Bohlmann’s named Gabe Witcher was playing fiddle in the band, which turned out to be the Punch Brothers — led by young mandolin virtuoso Chris thile, formerly of the platinum-selling neo-bluegrass band Nickel Creek. Anyone who has heard Nickel Creek cover Radiohead or the Jackson 5 knows that thile is unconcerned with adhering to tradition. As the Punch Brothers, thile and company were about to push the boundaries associated with American roots music. the artistic leap captured in How to Grow a Band was tied to upheaval in both thile’s personal and professional lives. He went through a difficult divorce before departing from Nickel Creek, a band he co-founded when he was 8 years old. thile responded to the turmoil by writing a 40-minute suite in four movements called “the Blind Leaving the Blind” that fuses folk and classical music. It became the centerpiece of the Punch Brothers’ first album Punch and the primary focus of the documentary as the band goes on tour before the album comes out and faces audiences (and concert promoters) who aren’t necessarily ready for something new. the film is divided into four sections to reflect the structure of thile’s ambitious piece, but the emphasis throughout is on the mystery of band dynamics. thile rounded up some of the finest young acoustic musicians in the world for the Punch Brothers. In the film, guitarist Chris Eldridge likens the experience of the band’s first practice to “falling in love with a girl” and “finding your soul mate.” But how does a band maintain creative democracy when its leader, still in his twenties, may already be the finest mandolin player of all time — and has the drive and vision to match? Over the course of the film, Meatto fades into the background just enough to deliver a fly-on-the-wall portrait of that conflict from all points of view.

Meatto’s unobtrusive presence came in part from his decision to shoot and record sound mostly by himself with minimal gear, which also gives the film a nice homespun feel. And it sets up the film’s dramatic peak — a hugely successful Punch Brothers show at Lincoln Center’s the Allen Room in New York, for which Meatto switches to a six-camera HD shoot and state-of-the-art sound.

Suddenly there’s no question why thile, the Punch Brothers and other creative artists live with all the strife and uncertainty. “I’m trying to be more than I am naturally,” thile says at the end of the film. Exactly. — KEN KORMAN

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GaLLErIES 3 RING CIRCUS’ THE BIG TOP GALLERY. 1638 Clio St., 569-2700; www.3rcp.com — “neo neo neo primitive,” paitings by nick inman, through June 2.

ANGELA KING GALLERY. 241 Royal St., 524-8211; www.angelakinggallery.com — works by patterson & barnes and Christian Vey, through friday.

ANTON HAARDT GALLERY. 2858 Magazine St., 309-4249; www.antonart.com — works by anton Haardt, Christopher moses and others, ongoing.

ARTHUR ROGER GALLERY. 432 Julia St., 522-1999; www. arthurrogergallery.com — “Down Highway 23,” paintings by David bates; sculpture by Joseph Havel, through saturday.

THE BEAUTY SHOP. 3828 Dryades St. — works by rebecca rebouche, ongoing.

BEE GALLERIES. 319 Chartres St., 587-7117; www.beegalleries. com — works by 15 local and regional artists including martin laborde, ongoing.

graphs and other works by tom everhart, gordon parks, al Hirschfeld, stanley mouse, anja, patrick mcDonnell and other artists, ongoing.

THE FRONT. 4100 St. Claude Ave.; www.nolafront.org — works by ariya martin, philippe landry and rachel avena brown, through June 3.

JEAN BRAGG GALLERY OF SOUTHERN ART. 600 Julia St., 895-7375; www.jeanbragg. com — “Close to Home,” paintings by Charles g. smith, through may.

GALERIE ROYALE. 3648 Magazine St., 894-1588; www. galerieroyale.com — “new orleans,” ink and watercolor on paper by lee Kessler, through may.

BENEITO’S ART. 3618 Magazine St., 891-9170; www. bernardbeneito.com — “geishas and Courtesans,” oil paintings by bernard beneito, ongoing.

CAFE BABY. 237 Chartres St., 310-4004; www.markbercier.com — paintings and works on paper by mark bercier, ongoing.

CALLAN CONTEMPORARY. 518 Julia St., 525-0518; www. callancontemporary.com — “Undercurrents,” works on incised aluminium panel by mitchell lonas, through may 25.

CAROL ROBINSON GALLERY. 840 Napoleon Ave., 895-6130; www.carolrobinsongallery.com — “mind-scrape,” works by masahiro arai, through may 26.

CASELL GALLERY. 818 Royal St., 524-0671; www.casellartgallery.com — works by Joachim Casell, rene ragi, phillip sage and Jack miller, ongoing.

COLE PRATT GALLERY. 3800 Magazine St., 891-6789; www. coleprattgallery.com — paintings by phil sandusky, through may 26.

COURTYARD GALLERY. 1129 Decatur St., 330-0134; www. woodartandmarketing.com — Hand-carved woodworks by Daniel garcia, ongoing.

D.O.C.S. 709 Camp St., 5243936 — “iconic inspiration,” paintings by Cheryl Cabrera, through may.

GALLERY 3954. 3954 Magazine St., 400-9032; www. gallery3954.com — works by fifi laughlin, george marks, Julie silvers, Kathy slater and neirmann weeks, ongoing.

GALLERY VERIDITAS. 3822 Magazine St., 267-5991; www. gvnola.com — “a little old, a little new,” works by J. renee and luis Colmenares, through June.

GOOD CHILDREN GALLERY. 4037 St. Claude Ave., 616-7427; www.goodchildrengallery.com — “that passes between Us,” a group exhibition of installation, photography, print and video, through June 3.

GUY LYMAN FINE ART. 3645 Magazine St., 899-4687; www.guylymanfineart.com — mixed media with mechanical light sculpture by Jimmy block, ongoing.

HERIARD-CIMINO GALLERY. 440 Julia St., 525-7300; www.heriardcimino.com — “intrinsic systems,” paintings by andree Carter, through may 30.

HOMESPACE GALLERY. 1128 St. Roch Ave., (917) 584-9867 — “structure for landscape: exploring the built environment,” a group exhibition of artists and architects curated by maria levitsky, through June 3.

JACK GALLERY. 900 Royal St., 588-1777 — paintings, litho-

JONATHAN FERRARA GALLERY. 400A Julia St., 522-5471; www.jonathanferraragallery.com — “game room,” works by michael Combs: “the sleeping water,” video and mixed-media works by Ken matsubara; both through saturday.

LEMIEUX GALLERIES. 332 Julia St., 522-5988; www. lemieuxgalleries.com — “made in louisiana,” paintings and drawings by shirley rabe masinter, through may 26.

MARTINE CHAISSON GALLERY. 727 Camp St., 3047942; www.martinechaissongallery.com — “parallel,” works by J.t. blatty, through June 29.

MUSIC BOX. 1027 Piety St., (347) 784-5226; www.dithyrambalina.com — “the music box: a shantytown sound laboratory,” an interactive installation, through June 2.

NEW ORLEANS ARTWORKS. 727 Magazine St., 529-7279 — “printemps,” glass sculpture by Curtiss brock, glass torch-worked jewelry by tucker Kelley and gyotaku prints by scott Johnson, through may.

NEWCOMB ART GALLERY. Woldenberg Art Center, Tulane University, 865-5328; www. newcombartgallery.tulane.edu — “patricia Cronin: all is not lost,” through June.

NOUVELLE LUNE. 938 Royal St., 908-1016 — works using reclaimed, repurposed or salvaged materials by linda berman, georgette fortino, David bergeron, Kelly guidry and

tress turner, ongoing.

OCTAVIA ART GALLERY. 4532 Magazine St., 309-4249; www.octaviaartgallery.com — “order/Chaos,” paintings by Jeffrey pitt, through may 26.

PETER O’NEILL STUDIOS. 721 Royal St., 527-0703; www. oneillgallery.com — works by peter o’neill, ongoing.

REYNOLDS-RYAN ART GALLERY. Isidore Newman School, 5333 Danneel St., 8966369; www.newmanschool.org — works by ron bechet, through wednesday.

RHINO CONTEMPORARY CRAFTS GALLERY. The Shops at Canal Place, 333 Canal St., second floor, 523-7945; www.rhinocrafts.com — works

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SCOTT EDWARDS PHOTOGRAPHY GALLERY. 2109 Decatur St., 610-0581 — “photosmith’s Quintet,” music photographs by Zack smith, Chris felver, barry Kaiser, greg miles and bob Compton, through June.

SOREN CHRISTENSEN GALLERY. 400 Julia St., 5699501; www.sorengallery.com — “reveille,” paintings by melissa Herrington, through may.

STAPLE GOODS. 1340 St. Roch Ave., 908-7331; www. postmedium.org/staplegoods — “sculptures i wish i Had made,” photography-based mixed media by Cynthia scott, through June 3.

STELLA JONES GALLERY. Place St. Charles, 201 St. Charles Ave., Suite 132, 568-9050 — “louisiana roots,” paintings by ed Clark; sculture

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THOMAS MANN GALLERY I/O. 1812 Magazine St., 5812113; www.thomasmann.com — “wire world,” wall pieces, jewelry and wearable art by thomas mann, Cathy Cooper and steve lohman, through June.

caLL for artIStS ART MELT. forum 35 accepts art submissions and marketplace entries for the annual art melt, an arts market and juried show to be held at the louisiana state museum in baton rouge on July 14. Visit www.artmelt.org or www.forum35.org for details. submissions deadline is June 1.

COLD DRINK PRINTMAKING INVITATIONAL. Du Mois Gallery, 4921 Freret St., 818-6032; www.dumoisgallery. com — the gallery seeks printmakers for its annual exhibition.

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NEW ORLEANS LOVING FESTIVAL. Antenna Gallery, 3161 Burgundy St., 298-3161; www.press-street.com — the festival seeks original artwork and films with themes concerning the multiracial experience for the exhibition “mixed messages 2.” email mail@charitablefilmnetwork.org for details. submissions deadline is may 28.

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MusEuMs CONTEMPORARY ARTS CENTER. 900 Camp St., 5283800; www.cacno.org — “NOLA NOW Part ii: Abstraction in Louisiana”; “Spaces,” works from artist co-ops Antenna, The Front and Good children Gallery; both through June 10.

HISTORIC NEW ORLEANS COLLECTION. 533 Royal St., 523-4662; www.hnoc.org — “Furnishing Louisiana, 1735–1835,” an exhibition exploring early Louisiana furniture and woodworking, through June 17.

LOUISIANA STATE MUSEUM CABILDO. 701 Chartres St., 568-6968; www.lsm.crt.state. la.us — “New Orleans Bound 1812: The Steamboat That changed America,” through January 2013.

LOUISIANA STATE MUSEUM PRESBYTERE. 751 Chartres St., 568-6968; www.lsm.crt. state.la.us — “The Louisiana Plantation Photos of Robert Tebbs,” 60 gelatin silver prints by the architecture photographer, through November. “Living with Hurricanes: Katrina and Beyond”; “it’s carnival Time in Louisiana,” carnival artifacts, costumes, jewelry and other items; both ongoing.

NEW ORLEANS MUSEUM OF ART. City Park, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, 658-4100; www. noma.org — “Hard Truths: The Art of Thornton Dial,” through Sunday. “Mass Produced: Technology in 19th-century English Design,” through June 24. “Leah chase: Paintings by Gustave Blache iii,” through Sept. 9.

“Dario Robleto: The Prelives of the Blues,” through Sept. 16.

“Forever,” mural by Odili Donald Odita, through Oct. 7.

OGDEN MUSEUM OF SOUTHERN ART. 925 Camp St., 539-9600; www.ogdenmuseum.org — “Maximalist and Naturalist,” paintings by Merk Messersmith; “Remedies,” oil paintings

by Alexa Kleinbard; “Duck Blinds: Louisiana,” photographs by Nell campbell; “Elysium,” photographs by colleen Mullins; “Field Work,” photograms by Woody Woodroof, through July 23.

Photographs by cc Lockwood; “Plastic Gulf,” video by Lee Deigaard, through July 23.

SOUTHEASTERN ARCHITECTURAL ARCHIVE. Jones Hall, Tulane University, 6801 Freret St., 865-5699; seaa. tulane.edu — “Following Wright,” an exhibit highlighting Frank Lloyd Wright’s influence with drawings by architects Edward Sporl, Albert c. Ledner, Philip Roach Jr. and Leonard Reese Spangenberg, through Dec. 7.

SOUTHERN FOOD & BEVERAGE MUSEUM. Riverwalk Marketplace, 1 Poydras St., Suite 169, 569-0405; www.southernfood.org — “illuminEATing,” photographs by Meredith Beau, through June 10. “Tanqueray Olive” and “Guinness Pint,” prints

by Tom Gianfagna, through Jan. 21, 2013. “Lena Richard: Pioneer in Food TV,” an exhibit curated by Ashley Young; “Then and Now: The Story of coffee”; both ongoing.

TULANE UNIVERSITY SPECIAL COLLECTIONS ROOM. Jones Hall, room 205, Tulane University, 6801 Freret St., 8655000; www.tulane.edu — “The Art of Proteus,” an exhibition showcasing the krewe’s costume and float designs from 1882-1907, through May 30.

Paintings and Drawings by Shirley Rabe Masinter

Aesthetics is a complicated topic by almost any measure, but the aesthetics of distressed architecture — ratty old buildings — is a profoundly nuanced specialty. Most Americans don’t get it. To them, blight is blight and nothing more.

To more fully appreciate surfaces that threaten to collapse under the weight of a prolonged gaze it helps to be, if not a native, then at least a long-term resident of Orleans Parish, and preferably a practicing artist or would-be artist — someone who understands that certain kinds of decay are actually signs of character.

Local photorealist Shirley Rabe Masinter has been an accomplished connoisseur and painterly interpreter of urban blight for decades, and her current series of seedy commercial structures Made in Louisiana in various stages of decay reflects a profound understanding of the rich THRu inner life of grotty old buildings. Ralph Waldo Emerson once said “every LeMieux Galleries, MAY wall is a door,” but for Masinter every wall is a palimpsest, a homely Ro332 Julia St., 522-5988; setta Stone where the elemental histories of structures and their inhabitwww.lemieuxgalleries.com ants are deeply etched into blistered and distressed surfaces.

Walter Patrolia’s Beer Parlor (pictured) is emblematic, a rotting two-story Faubourg Marigny wreck on which a recently exposed sign, revealed under layers of old siding, advertising both the bar and Jax Beer appears like an elegant East Asian tattoo on a gnarly old seafarer. The six-digit telephone number indicates it dates from at least the 1950s if not before, and we are left contemplating a scabrous heap of history that doubles as a time machine, a portal to another age. Masinter’s densely textured St. Roch Market, while gloriously ruinous, is less hopeful, a Hurricane Katrina casualty that has yet to be reborn. Others like the painting of the Shamrock Tavern, another excavation with a faded “Dixie 45” beer sign, or the dilapidated deco husk of the Standard Life building, are memento mori within the architectural still life that is New Orleans, reminders that darkness and death are what give meaning to light and life. — D. ERic BOOKHARDT

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ThEATER AS YOU LIKE IT. Sydney and Walda Besthoff Sculpture Garden, New Orleans Museum of Art, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, City Park, 658-4100; www.noma. org — sam Dudley directs the nola project’s production of the shakespeare comedy. tickets $16 general admission, $8 students, noma members and children 17 and under. show at 7 p.m. wednesdayfriday and sunday.

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Dubuisson Gallery, 300 Robert St., Slidell, (985) 6490555 — the 97-minute romp through the bard’s 37 plays benefits the Voices of louisiana foundation’s scholarships. tickets $20. Call 666-1220 or email rose@voicesoflouisiana. org for reservations. 8 p.m. friday-saturday.

LYSISTRATA. AllWays Lounge, 2240 St. Claude Ave., 218-5778; www.theallwayslounge.com — Cripple Creek theatre Co. performs the aristophanes comedy about a woman’s mission to end the peloponnesian war by persuading the women of greece to withhold sex from their husbands and lovers. Visit www.cripplecreekplayers.org for reservations. tickets $10 opening weekend, $15 genera admission. 8 p.m. fridaysunday through June 3.

THE MARVELOUS WONDERETTES. Rivertown Repertory Theatre, 325 Minor St., Kenner, 468-7221 — in roger bean’s jukebox musical, an all-

ON THE AIR. Stage Door Canteen at The National World War II Museum, 945 Magazine St., 528-1944; www.stagedoorcanteen.org — bob edes Jr., troi bechet, gary rucker and others star in the musical that pays tribute to the heyday of radio broadcasts. 8 p.m. friday-saturday, 11 a.m. p.m. sunday.

PSYCHO BEACH PARTY. Mid-City Theater, 3540 Toulouse St., 488-1460; www.midcitytheatre.com — fred nuccio directs Charles busch’s dark comedy set in 1962 malibu beach that lampoons surf movies, psychodramas and horror movie moms. tickets $25. 9 p.m. thursday-saturday and 7 p.m. sunday, then 8 p.m. thursday-saturday and 6 p.m. sunday, may 25-26.

SHIRLEY VALENTINE. Contemporary Arts Center, 900 Camp St., 528-3800; www.cacno.org — in willy russell’s one-woman show, ricky graham is a middleaged, working class liverpool housewife who contemplates life before and after a trip to greece. Call 522-6545 or visit www.southernrep.com for reservations. tickets $25. 7:30 p.m. wednesday-saturday, 3 p.m. sunday, through may 25.

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THREE BY TENNESSEE. Playmakers Theater, 19106 Playmakers Road (off Lee Road), Covington, (985) 8931671; www.playmakersinc. com — the theater presents a trio of tennessee williams plays that includes The Lady of Larkspur Lotion, A Perfect Analysis Given by a Parrot and The Case of the Crushed Petunias. tickets $15 general admission, $10 students. 8 p.m. friday-saturday, 2 p.m. sunday, through may 27.

XANADU. Westwego Performing Arts Theatre, 177 Sala Ave., Westwego, 885-2000; www.jpas.org — Dane rhodes

FAMILY VELVETEEN RABBIT. Contemporary Arts Center, 900 Camp St., 528-3800; www. cacno.org — ann mahoney Kadar directs southern rep’s reimagining of the classic children’s story. Visit www.southernrep. com for details. tickets $10. noon and 3 p.m. saturday.

STAGE EVENTS FRINGE FEST PILLOW TALK AND A SHOT. Lost Love Lounge, 2529 Dauphine St., 944-0099; www.lostlovelounge. com — Kathy randels facilitates a talk with guests gregory bright and lara naughton discussing “amplifying the Voice: theater as social Justice.” Visit www.nofringe.org for details. free admission. 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. tuesday.

AUDITIONS NEW ORLEANS BURLESQUE FESTIVAL. the festival, held in september, seeks burlesque dancers (men and women), singers, comics, magicians, contortionists, duos, troupes, novelty and other variety acts. email neworleansburlesque@yahoo.com or visit www.neworleansburlesquefest. com for details. there is a $15 application fee. application deadline is may 27.

COMEDY ALLSTAR COMEDY REVUE. House of Blues Voodoo Garden, 225 Decatur St. — leon blanda hosts a comedy show featuring special guests. 8 p.m. thursday.

COMEDY BEAST. Howlin’ Wolf Den, 828 S. Peters St., 522-9653; www.thehowlinwolf. com — the new movement presents a stand-up comedy showcase. tickets $5. 8:30 p.m. tuesday.

COMEDY CATASTROPHE. Lost Love Lounge, 2529 Dauphine St., 944-0099; www. lostlovelounge.com — Cassidy Henehan hosts the weekly comedy showcase. free admission.

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KISS KISS JULIE. Joan Mitchell Center, 2275 Bayou Road — based on the august strindberg play Miss Julie, artspot productions’ interactive performance takes the audience on a sensory experience. the show contains nudity. no one under 18 is admitted. Call 826-7783 or visit www.artspotproductions. org for reservations. tickets $20 general admission, $15 students/seniors. 8 p.m. friday-sunday.

girl quartet in the 1950s sings the hits of the era. tickets $35 general admission, $33 seniors, $17 children ages 6-12.

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COMEDY OPEN-MIC. 12 Bar, 608 Fulton St., 212-6476; www.12barnola.com — Jackie Jenkins Jr. hosts the weekly event. Free admission. 8 p.m.

Tuesday.

COMEDY SPORTZ. La Nuit Comedy Theater, 5039 Freret St., 231-7011; www.nolacomedy.com — The theater hosts an all-ages improv comedy show.

Tickets $10. 7 p.m. Saturday.

FEAR & LOATHING WITH GOD’S BEEN DRINKING. La Nuit Comedy Theater, 5039 Freret St., 231-7011; www. nolacomedy.com — A double bill of sketch and improv comedy.

Tickets $10, $5 with drink purchase. 8:30 p.m. Friday.

FRIDAY NIGHT COMEDY SHOWCASE. The Maison, 508 Frenchmen St., 371-5543; www.maisonfrenchmen.com — Jackie Jenkins Jr. hosts a

stand-up showcase featuring New Orleans comedians. Free admission. 8 p.m. Friday.

KEVIN LEPINE. Hard Rock Cafe, 415 N. Peters St., 5295617; www.hardrock.com — Lepine presents his R-rated comedic hypnotism show that he’s performed in Las Vegas. Tickets $25, or two tickets for one with a local I.D. 8 p.m. Friday.

LAUGH & SIP. Therapy Wine Lounge, 3001 Tulane Ave., 784-0054; www.therapynola. com — A weekly event featuring Louisiana comedians and live music. Visit www.pissyopants. com for details. Tickets $7. 8 p.m. Thursday.

THE MEGAPHONE SHOW. The New Movement, 1919 Burgundy St.; www.newmovementtheater.com — Each show features a guest sharing true stories, the details of which

are turned into improv comedy.

Tickets $5. 10:30 p.m. Saturday.

SATURDAY NIGHT LAUGH TRACK. La Nuit Comedy Theater, 5039 Freret St., 2317011; www.nolacomedy.com — The theater hosts a stand-up comedy showcase. Tickets $5.

11 p.m. Saturday.

STUPID TIME MACHINE PRESENTS. The New Movement, 1919 Burgundy St.; www.newmovementtheater. com — The improv comedy troupe presents improv, sketch comedy, videos and guest performers. Tickets $5. 10:30 p.m. Friday.

TONY FREDERICK CD RELEASE. La Nuit Comedy Theater, 5039 Freret St., 2317011; www.nolacomedy.com — The comedian releases his latest album. Tickets $10 (includes CD). 9:30 p.m. Sunday.

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Lanie Robertson’s Lady Day at Emerson’s Bar and Grill by shows us the great and tragic vocalist Billie Holiday in the final days of her career. The show is simple but by no means easy to do.

It’s basically a monologue woven around some of Holiday’s famous hits.

Director Tommye Myrick staged an excellent production of this biography at JuJu Bag Cafe, an attractive little cabaret space on Franklin Avenue. John Grimsley designed the 1950s nightclub with a standup microphone, flanked by a bar and a three-piece band.

After the band plays a few numbers, Buster the Emcee (Bobbie Johnson) announces Lady Day, who does not appear. Finally, he goes backstage to get her. Holiday (Sharon Martin) is drunk. She goes to the onstage bar, where club owner Emerson (Alton Smith) fills her glass. Playing a drunk is a fine line and Martin walked it with assurance. She was simultaneously charming and pitiful.

She sang beautifully and she has an unusual timbre in her voice that suggests Billie’s distinct, haunting lilt.

Holiday says she’s glad to be back in Philadelphia. We later learn her New York cabaret license was revoked, preventing her from performing in any Big Apple bar. The once-wealthy star has fallen on hard times, but she had already survived hard times. She started poor, spent time working in a brothel and got her first singing gig by luck. She went into a joint that had a sign looking for a dancer. When the owners saw how pathetic Holiday was as a dancer, they asked her to sing. Then they gave her a job.

She spent time in prison because of a problem with heroin, and she blamed the hard drugs on her first husband. She often laughs as she tells her tales, caught between amusement and hysteria.

This tragicomic mood pervades her story of touring with Artie Shaw’s band.

Shaw and the band members were white. Southerners did not like to see a black woman on stage with white men, but Shaw and his musicians sympathized with Holiday. If she had to go in the back door of a hotel, they went in the back door too. Everything came to a head one evening when Billie had to use the bathroom. The manager said there was no bathroom for black women.

After considerable squabbling, Holiday urinated on the floor.

Humiliation was not the only thing African Americans had to face. Holiday underlines racial terrorism in the South by singing “Strange Fruit.”

Myrick kept the show entertaining and involving. She may extend the run and it’s well worth a trip. — DALT WONK

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fAMIlY TUESDAY 15 TODDLER TIME. Louisiana Children’s Museum, 420 Julia St., 523-1357; www.lcm.org — The museum hosts special Tuesday and Thursday activities for children ages 3-under and their parents or caregivers. Admission $8, free for members. 10:30 a.m.

THURSDAY 17 ART ACTIVITIES DURING AFTER HOURS. Ogden Museum of Southern Art, 925 Camp St., 539-9600; www. ogdenmuseum.org — The Ogden offers art activities for kids during weekly After Hours concerts. 6 p.m. to 8 p.m.

EVENTS WEDNESDAY 16 LUNCHBOX LECTURE. National World War II Museum, 945 Magazine St., 527-6012; www.nationalww2museum.org — The semi-monthly lecture series focuses on an array of World War II-related topics. Call 528-1944 ext.

229 for details. noon.

THURSDAY 17 SYMPHONY BOOK FAIR. Delgado Community College, Student Life Center, 615 City Park Ave., 671-5000; www.dcc.edu — The sale of books, artwork and music benefits the Louisiana philharmonic Orchestra. Call 861-2004 or visit www.symphonyvolunteers.org or www. lpomusic.org for details.

There is a $10 admission on Thursday only. 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. Thursday-friday, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Saturday.

Children’s sale 10 a.m. to noon Saturday.

TASTINGS AT THE TRACK: SPRINGTIME SIPPERS. Fair Grounds

Race Course & Slots, 1751 Gentilly Blvd., 9431415; www.fairgroundsracecourse.com — The wine tasting event features 30 varieties, as well as gourmet cheese and wine experts. Admission $25. 6 p.m. to 8 p.m.

fRIDAY 18 BITE THE TAIL OFF HOMELESSNESS CRAWFISH BOIL. Lakeview Presbyterian Church, 5914 Canal Blvd., 482-7892; www.lpcno.org — John rankin, phil Melancon, Steve and Sasha Masakowski and Johnny Angel perform at the crawfish boil benefiting new Orleans homeless.

Admission $8 in advance, $10 at the door. 5:30 p.m. to 8 p.m.

MID-CITY BAYOU BOOGALOO. Bayou St.

John, at Orleans Avenue and N. Jefferson Davis Parkway — The festival features three stages of music, food, an art market and community organizations. Other events held in conjunction with the fest include a disc golf tournament, a bicycle pub crawl, the Zulu Social Aid & pleasure Club’s run To ride 5K, a bicycle second line and the rubber Duck Derby. Visit www.thebayouboogaloo.com for details. friday-Sunday.

SIPPIN’ IN SEERSUCKER. Shops at

Canal Place, 333 Canal St., 522-9200; www. theshopsatcanalplace. com — Seersucker attire is encouraged at the Ogden Museum fundraiser with food, drinks, entertainment, raffles and a best seersucker ensemble contest. Call 539-9650 or visit www.ogdenmuseum. org for details. Admission $25 Ogden members, $40 nonmembers in advance; $30 members, $50 nonmembers day of event.

6 p.m. to 9 p.m.

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Los Hombres Calientes headlines the Ogden Museum of Southern Art’s annual fundraiser. The event also features the presentation of the Legacy Award to Jane Lowentritt. There are prizes for the best seersucker ensembles, as well as raffles, food, drinks and more. Tickets $40 in advance, $50 day of event, $25/$30 for Ogden members. — WILL COVIELLO MAY

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SWING BALL. Museum of the American Cocktail, 1 Poydras St., Suite 169, 569-0405; www.museumoftheamericancocktail.org — The fundraiser features locally and nationally recognized bartenders, music by Meschiya Lake and the Little big Quartet, swing dancing lessons, a silent auction and costume contest. Admission $30 in advance online, $40 at the door. 6 p.m. to 9 p.m.

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ART UNLEASHED. Graphite Galleries, 936 Royal St., 565-3739 — The benefit for nOLA Dog rescue features a silent art auction, a raffle, meet-and-greets with rescue dogs, an open bar and popsicle and ice cream stands. Visit www.artunleashednola.wordpress.com for details. 2 p.m. to 8 p.m.

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ASIAN HERITAGE FESTIVAL. Audubon Zoo, 6500 Magazine St., 581-4629; www.auduboninstitute.org — The Asian pacific American Society’s festival celebrates Asian heritage with food, live entertainment, arts and crafts and more. Visit www. apasneworleans.com for details. Admission $4 with print-out of event flyer (available on website). 10:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.

A.P. TUREAUD RESIDENCE HISTORICAL SITE MARKER UNVEILING. A.P. Tureaud Sr. residence, 3121 Pauger St.; www. aptureaud.org — The state bestows a historical site marker at the civil rights attorney’s residence during the ceremony, which features closing remarks

by Alexander p. Tureaud Jr. Email info@aptureaud.org

CRIMESTOPPERS TEEN PEACE SUMMIT. UNO Lakefront Arena, 6801 Franklin Ave., 280-7171; www.arena.uno.edu — national and local music guests and other speakers discuss crime prevention and conflict resolution at the second annual event. Visit www.crimestoppersgno.org for details. free admission.

1 p.m. to 7:30 p.m.

WHERE Y’ART. New Orleans Museum of Art, City Park, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, 658-4100; www. noma.org — The museum’s weekly event features music, performances, lectures, film screenings, familyfriendly activities and more.

5:30 p.m. to 8 p.m.

CRUISING & TASTING FOR ST. JUDE. At the fundraiser for St. Jude Children’s research Hospital, six northshore residents prepare special items for participants to try. The event also features a raffle and auction. The event begins at garcia’s famous Mexican food restaurant (200 river Highlands blvd.). Call (985) 869-1915 or visit www. topcatsteno.com/stjude. html for details. Admission $40. 11:30 a.m. to 6 p.m.

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ART & SOUL GALA. NOCCA Riverfront, 2800 Chartres St., 940-2787; www.nocca. com — The party benefiting the arts conservatory features a dinner buffet, an open bar, a silent auction and entertainment by Sasha Masakowski and Musical Playground, the NOCCA Alumni All-Stars and current NOCCA students.

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CAROL’S TEA-RIFFIC PARTY ON THE BOULEVARD. Ashe Cultural Arts Center, 1712 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., 569-9070; www. ashecac.org — The event features teas, sweets and more from throughout the African Diaspora, plus live music by Tanya & Dorise. Admission $25. 3 p.m. to 6 p.m.

CONSERVATION CUP. Leah Farm, 16191 Hwy. 40 — The Land Trust for Southeast Louisiana hosts a polo match with a buffet lunch, auction and live music to benefit its land conservation efforts. Visit www.ltsl.org for details. Tickets $25 general admission, $15 students, free for children 10 and under. Noon to 5 p.m.

OPRY FEST. Abita Springs Trailhead, 22049 Main St., Mandeville, (985) 373-6415; www.abitapark.com — The festival features food, drinks, arts, crafts and live music by Sam Doores and the Tumbleweeds, The Blues Kings, Hurray for the Riff Raff and others. Free admission. Noon to 5:30 p.m.

SIERRA CLUB PROGRAM. Audubon Zoo, Dominion Auditorium, 6500 Magazine St. — John Sevenair discusses “The Nature and Birds of New Zealand.” Call 307-0187 or email cptragopan@aol.com for details. 7 p.m. to 8 p.m.

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wORdS 17 POETS! LITERARY & PERFORMANCE SERIES. Gold Mine Saloon, 705 Dauphine St., 568-0745; www. goldminesaloon.net — Poets Clark Coolidge and Joel Dailey read. An open mic hosted

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8 p.m. Thursday.

ANN BENOIT. East Bank Regional Library, 4747 W. Napoleon Ave., Metairie, 838-1190 — The author signs Broussard’s Restaurant & Courtyard Cookbook. 7 p.m. Thursday.

CONJURE POETRY READING. Community Book Center, 2523 Bayou Road, 948-7323; www.communitybookcenter.com — Kysha Brown Robinson hosts the poetry reading with Kelly Norman Ellis, Parneshia Jones, Ellen Hagan and Kelly Harris.

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JOHN BARRY. Maple Street Book Shop, New Orleans Healing Center, 2372 St. Claude Ave., 304-7115; www.maplestreetbookshop. com — The author signs and discusses Roger Williams and the Creation of the American Soul. 7 p.m. Wednesday.

KEN BUDD. Garden District Book Shop, The Rink, 2727 Prytania St., 895-2266 — The author signs and discusses The Voluntourist: A SixCountry Tale of Love, Loss, Fatherhood, Fate and Singing Bon Jovi in Bethlehem. 5:30 p.m. Wednesday.

KERRI MCCAFFETY. Octavia Books, 513 Octavia St., 899-7323 — The author signs New Orleans New Elegance.

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LAWRENCE N. POWELL. Audubon Zoo, Dominion Auditorium, 6500 Magazine St. — The author discusses and signs The Accidental City: Improvising New Orleans.

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MICHELLE HIRSTIUS. Maple Street Book Shop, 7523 Maple St., 866-4916; www.maplestreetbookshop. com — The author signs Juju the Good Voodoo. 11:30 a.m.

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Octavia St., 899-7323 — The group discusses Sharyn McCrumb’s The Devil Amongst the Lawyers: A Ballad Novel.

10:30 a.m. Saturday.

PASS IT ON. George & Leah McKenna Museum of African American Art, 2003 Carondelet St., 586-7432; www. themckennamuseum.com — Poet Gian “G-Persepect” Smith and Alphonse “Bobby” Smith host a spoken-word and music event. Admission $6. 9 p.m. Saturdays.

POETRY ON THE AVENUE. Martin Behrman Charter Elementary School, 715 Opelousas Ave., Algiers, 324-7030 — Gian Smith and Alphonse “Bobby” Smith host the event with art, spoken word poetry and live music featuring poet Sunni Patterson. Admission $5 suggested donation. 3 p.m to 6 p.m. Saturday.

RON TANNER. Maple Street Book Shop, 7523 Maple St., 866-4916; www.maplestreetbookshop.com — The author signs and discusses From Animal House to Our House.

6 p.m. Monday.

SAINTS & SINNERS LITERARY FESTIVAL. The festival brings together publishers, writers and readers in the LGBT community and features readings, master classes, panel discussions and more. Visit www.sasfest. org for the full schedule and other details. Friday-Saturday.

SOUTHERN LOUISIANA CHAPTER OF ROMANCE WRITERS OF AMERICA. East Bank Regional Library, 4747 W. Napoleon Ave., Metairie, 838-1190 — Writer Ernest Hill is the guest at the meeting. Visit www.solawriters.org for details. 10 a.m.

Saturday.

TAYARI JONES. Maple Street Book Shop, New Orleans Healing Center, 2372 St. Claude Ave., 304-7115; www.maplestreetbookshop. com — The author signs Silver Sparrow. 6 p.m. Thursday.

WEST FREEMAN. Octavia Books, 513 Octavia St., 899-7323 — The author signs The Garden District of New Orleans. 2 p.m. Saturday.

CaLL FOR wRITERS WILLIAM FAULKNER-WILLIAM WISDOM CREATIVE WRITING COMPETITION. The competition offers cash prizes in seven categories of unpublished work, as well as a guest spot at annual Words & Music festival. Email faulkhouse@aol.com for details. Submissions deadline is Tuesday.

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TIGGER - Male Cat

Orange & white DECLAWED. He is sweet, gentle, 7 yrs old. He is a BIG lazy boy, in perfect health. He is used to being around other pets. 601-7490268, spaymart@hughes.net

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6 mo old. Adorable, affectionate, w the sweetest disposition. Fixed, vaccinated, combo tested, chipped.

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Fantstic pet - your next new best friend!

Male lab pit mix. 6 years old. All shots.

944-7733

CAT CHAT PEARL is a 4-5 yr old adorable tabby girl, DECLAWED on her front paws. She is large in size and full of love! This girl is gentle, friendly & super relaxed. Tragedy struck Pearl’s family and Pearl found herself homeless. Pearl is looking for a family to love her forever! She is fully vetted. Call or email: 601-749-0268, spaymart@hughes.net

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Meet Pearl at SpayMart Thrift Shop 6601 Veterans Blvd.

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$99. Please call (504) 261-5936 NEW Pub Height Table Set all wood, still boxed. Delivery available. $250. (504) 846-5122

Persia is a 3-year-old, spayed, Retriever mix who is a shelter favorite.

She’s been at the shelter since February and has become quite the lovely lady. Persia will require TLC during her complimentary heartworm treatment.

To meet Persia or any of the other wonderful pets at the LA/SPCA, come to 1700 Mardi Gras Blvd. (Algiers), 10-4, Mon.-Sat. & 12-4 Sun. or call 368-5191. or call 368-5191.

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Luke is quite friendly. He is about 7 yrs old. Has spent much of his life at SpayMart. He is fully vetted & chipped.

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Authentic Handmade Indian Rug 100% Wool • Made in India • Size 7’-11’’ x 10’-2” Purchased at Hurwitz Mintz in 2007 • Original Price $2,700.00 • Selling for $1,700 Please call (504) 458-7904 King Pillowtop Mattress, NEW!!!

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neutered, DLH with orange/white tabby markings. He ADORES being petted and petted some more and petted some more! Van Geaux needs an extremely loving family to cuddle with! To meet Van Geaux or any of the other wonderful pets at the LA/SPCA, come to 1700 Mardi Gras Blvd. (Algiers), 10-4, Mon.Sat. & 12-4 Sun. or call 368-5191.

To look for a lost pet come to the Louisiana SPCA, 1700 Mardi Gras Blvd. (Algiers), Mon-Sat. 9-5, Sun. 12-5 or call 368-5191 or visit www.la-spca.org

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Small & Big Jobs - We Do It All Custom cabinets, carpentry, painting, sheetrock, ceramic, roofs, kitchen & baths. Call (504) 324-9585

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JOB GURU

Dear Job Guru, “I just spent two great weeks in New Orleans staying with friends and going to Jazz Fest and parties, and I’m hooked! I want to move there, but people are telling me jobs are hard to get in New Orleans. I’ve been working as a paralegal at a law firm in Atlanta, and I think I’ve got enough money saved to do this, but I’ll need something in a couple of months. Any ideas?”

— Erika C., Atlanta, GA Dear Erika, Wow Erika! Some of our favorite New Orleanians are folks who came here years ago for Jazz Fest, Mardi Gras, to pitch in after Katrina or just visit, fell in love with our Crescent City, and decided to move here for good! While New Orleans certainly doesn’t have the economy of an Atlanta or other giant metropolises, the economy here is actually on the upswing and is currently faring better than the national average in Grant Cooper terms of unemployment and the job market.

According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the U.S. unemployment rate is 8.1%, whereas New Orleans’ rate is at 7.1%. One thing in your favor… New Orleans has a ton of attorneys, so as a paralegal you should be able to find opportunities. According to Salary.com, a mid-level paralegal in New Orleans can expect about the same salary as a similarly experienced paralegal in Atlanta, about $53,000 per year. The cost of living here is actually a bit higher than Atlanta, primarily due to higher costs for housing and insurance.

My nephew and his friend moved to New Orleans several years ago. Although my nephew quickly landed a job in the movie industry, his friend and roommate, who had paralegal training, was searching for a paralegal position for weeks using his basic résumé, with no luck. I reinvented his résumé and since he was fairly desperate, he faxed it to a local firm advertising for a legal office assistant position paying only $10 an hour. Apparently, one of the partners was passing near the fax machine, picked up his résumé, liked what he saw, and invited him to interview for a paralegal position paying $25 per hour, which he accepted.

Here are a few pointers I can give you that should make your transition more practical: 1) You mentioned that you were staying with friends. Use an address of one of your friends on the top of your résumé. At first impression, even though your job clearly shows you now work in Atlanta, this will make you seem “more local” and indicate that no relocation expenditures are likely to be requested.

2) Consider applying for a part-time evening or weekend job waiting tables or similar position until you get an offer from a law firm. This will allow you to have daytime hours available for interviews and continue networking while not depleting your savings too soon.

3) Once you arrive, join a local gym, volunteer at one of our great non-profits, and check out Gambit for the many events and activities that New Orleans is famous for. That way you can get to know more people here, network, and have local contacts who may just know someone at a law firm to provide an introduction.

New Orleans Job Guru is New Orleans native Grant Cooper. President of Strategic Resumes®, Grant is currently ranked in the Top 2% of 340 LinkedIn National Resume Writing Experts and has fulfilled contracts for the U.S. Air Force, Kinko’s, the Louisiana Dept. of Labor, the City of New Orleans, the NFL, the NBA, as well as universities, regional banks, celebrities, and major corporations throughout the nation.

BEAUTY SALONS/SPAS Booth Rental

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EXP HAIRSTYLIST

Uptown/Riverbend area. Booth rental.

All calls confidential. Call Randy (504) 865-1044

PROFESSIONAL Intl Marketing Analyst

International Marketing Analyst - Research market conditions for company products, primarily in Latin American market; track Central & South American markets for new customer opportunities & present findings; negotiate with vendors & manufacturers to establish contracts & purchasing terms; extensive travel to Latin America required. MBA; strong analytical, problem solving, project management, sales, writing & communication skills; knowledge of sales management software & industrial products; ability to read, write, & speak fluent business Spanish & English.

Send resume & qualifications to: Carlos Hidalgo, Tech-Sales, Inc., 4505 Zenith St., Metairie, LA 70001. Must respond w/in 30 days & refer to Job#12033.

RESTAURANT/HOTEL/BAR Miyako Hibachi & Sushi Bar

Is seeking a part-time Hostess for evening & weekends. Please apply in person between 11-2:30pm, 1403 St. Charles Ave.

TWO TONY’S RESTAURANT

Seeks Experienced FRONT OF HOUSE Servers - Host/Hostess - Bussers Line Cook . Apply in person Tue-Sat 10am-noon or 3-5pm 8536 Pontchartrain Bl. Lakeview area

LINE COOK Dinner Service, Tues-Sat Closed Sundays and Mondays Fax or email resume to Chef Frank Brigtsen FAX: 504-866-7397 Email: brigtsen@gmail.com

Contact New Orleans Job Guru at: grant@resupro.com or 504-891-7222

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ASSISTANT BISTRO-DELI MANAGER FT position w/ excellent salary & benefits.

5-day workweek, rotating schedule includes evenings & weekends with occasional days.

Culinary education, fine dining, & mgmt experience a plus.

Fax resume to Sophie Wegmann @ 896-7370 or mail to 714 Elmeer Ave Metairie 70005

WELLNESS & GENERAL MERCHANDISE MANAGER

EMPLOYMENT Are you a service oriented food and beverage professional looking for a new opportunity at a top New Orleans restaurant?

We have the following openings available:

To oversee all aspects of the Wellness department including selecting, ordering, pricing, and promoting vitamins/supplements, body care, & general merchandise items in accordance with the Co-op’s mission and product selection guidelines to meet objectives for sales, margin, inventory turns, labor and customer service.

Duties include: • Purchasing wellness and general merchandise products.

• Stocking, merchandising, & ensuring product movement.

• Meeting department financial goals for sales, margin, inventory turns, and labor.

• Researching local products & supporting the development of the co-op’s product selection.

• Supervising department staff as needed.

• Providing a welcoming environment, excellent customer service, and prompt, accurate check out for our owners and community members.

GROCERY ASSISTANT MANAGER

Servers • Cooks

To purchase, price and promote products and to ensure adequate receiving and stocking of grocery items to meet objectives for sales, margin, inventory turns, labor, product selection guidelines and customer service.

If you are interested, please email your resume to Ja’net Torrance at ja’net.torrance@renaissancehotels.com.

Duties include: • Purchasing bulk & refrigerated grocery, as well as other items as required by Grocery Manager.

• Stocking, merchandising, & ensuring product freshness in: packaged, refrigerated, frozen, bulk, & non-food grocery.

• Researching local products & supporting the development of the co-op’s product selection.

• Supervising department staff in Grocery Manager’s absence.

• Providing a welcoming environment, excellent customer service, and prompt, accurate check out for our owners and community members.

Marriott is an Equal Opportunity employer committed to employing a diverse workforce and sustaining an inclusive culture.

EEO/M/F/V/D/AA

Benefits include: • Wages based on experience • 15% discount on groceries • Medical insurance • Paid time off • Other benefits

Are you an energetic and service oriented food and beverage professional looking for a new and exciting opportunity?

Apply online at www.nolafood.coop or pick up an application at the store, 2372 St. Claude. No phone calls please.

Position open until filled.

We are now hiring for the opening team of René Bistrot!

We have the following openings available:

Good food, real people, meaningful jobs make a living cooperatively!

HOST/HOSTESSES • SERVERS BARTENDERS • COOKS If you are interested, please stop by between 3pm and 5pm to submit your resume.

Marriott is an Equal Opportunity employer committed to employing a diverse workforce and sustaining an inclusive culture.

EEO/M/F/V/D/AA EARN $600/ MONTH. VOLUNTEER BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

New Orleans Health Magazine-For Sale

Offers Volunteer Opportunities.

Make a difference in the lives of the terminally ill & their families.

Services include: friendly visits to patients & their families, provide rest time to caretaker, bereavement & office assistance.

School service hours avail.

Call Volunteer Coordinator @ 504-818-2723 #3016

RETAIL STORE

Rock Star - Men & Women’s Clothing Store. Specializing in Clothing Boots & Accessories, Jewelry, Gifts, Makeup, More. Uptown area. $236K. 504-861-3777. rockstarofnola@gmail.com

TUBING BUSINESS FOR SALE On the beautiful Bogue Chitto River North of Covington Owner financing avail with 50% down Call Wayne at 985-515-7836

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Safely rent out your car anytime you are not using it. You control the price, times & people for each rental.

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BILOXI, MS NOTICE:

922-24 Dauphine St. $875K Four 1 bedroom apartments.

Parking for 5+ cars.

938 Royal St. A $215K Great location for this condo. Perfect for your weekend getaways! Quaint & comfortable.

1 br, great kit & bath.

835 Royal St. $349.5K Great location, secluded hideaway! Spac 2 br, 2 marble tile baths. Small rear balc overlooking garden.

617 Duphine St. $268K Spacious light filled condo. Great floor plan.

Fabulous pool and courtyard. Being sold furnished.

In the heart of the quarter.

Paula Bowler, Agent • French Quarter Realty o:504-949-5400 • c:504-952-3131 • www.frenchquarterrealty.com

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CORPORATE RENTALS

CARROLLTON GREAT RIVERBEND COTTAGE

With $800 upper revenue: 2478 sq ft total, tropical setting, 1/2 blk streetcar, 2 blks river. 8129 Maple St. $440,000.

504-314-1455. MUST SEE!

CITY PARK/BAYOU ST. JOHN WALK TO CITY PARK - $29K

Vacant lot 50 x100, Castine St great neighborhood Re/Max Partners 888-9900. Each office independently owned and operated. Phyllis Seely 236-6464

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NEW ORLEANS RIVERFRONT

2 BR, 2.5 BA. Furn, healthclub, pool, parking. All util incl, wifi. Minimum 1 month. $3000/mo. Also 3 BR Penthouse $3800/mo. 781-608-6115.

SUBURBAN NEW ORLEANS

Diversity. Cultural Competence. CONDO. 2 BR, 1.5 BA, offstreet parking.

Quiet area. 1 month minimum. $2800.

For more info, call 225-281-9875

METAIRIE 1 MONTH FREE RENT!

COMMERCIAL RENTALS

Modern 1 BR Apt. $775/mo incl free wifi & assigned pkg. 1 yr lease. $400 sec dep & rental application. 2325 Pasadena Ave. (nr Clearview & I-10).

504-366-7374 or 781-608-6115.

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2273 Barataria Blvd.

900 sq ft office + half bath. 2 rms, prof’l mgmt. Easy free parking. Desks avail. $800/month. 781-608-6115

1929 Hickory Ave., Harahan.

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1 & 2 Br Apts, 1 Ba, furn. Qn bed, WiFi, Cbl. Pkg.Util Incl. Lndry Fac. Sec Cameras From $1200/mth.

1 mth min. 2200 Pasadena, Met. 781-608-6115..

1, 2, 3 & 4 ROOM OFFICES STARTING AT $495

Completely furn 2BR/2.5BA TH on Cardinal Course, 17th green. Diamondhead, MS (45 min to NO) $125,000.

Century 21, Betsy, 1-800-221-2423

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New Orleans Area (Metairie) 10 Min to Downtown N.O.

GARDEN DISTRICT

Two-story office building approx.

2,160sf. REDUCED price of $249,000.

Can also be for lease $1,900/mo., triple net. Emily Kramer, Corporate Realty 581-5005

New Orleans Office Condo

$100,000 or best offer. Motivated Seller. 1,200 sf. Ample parking. Picturesque office park. Emily Kramer, Corporate Realty 504-581-5005

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MID CITY RETAIL, OFFICE & FLEX SPACE

MULTI-USE FACILITY LOCATED 1995 GENTILLY BLVD. AT DESAIX CIRCLE CAN ACCOMMODATE A RETAIL USER & 1 OR MORE OFFICE TENANTS W/WHSE SPACE ADJACENT. TOTAL OF 8,625 SQ. FT. CALL 504583-5969

Near heart of Metairie, dead end street. 1br + bonus room from $750.

Rsvd pkg;1 car, water pd. No smoking/ pet s. Call 504-780-1706 or visit us at orrislaneapts.com

FOR RENT OR SALE

2511 Metairie Lawn. 2BR/2BA, w/d, pool, security. No pets. Rent $950/ mo. Sale $149,000. Call 427-1087

OLD METAIRIE

Professional Office Space

Near Causeway & Vets. Rent includes use of 2 conference rooms, kitchen & reception area. Ground floor space, hardwood floors, crown moldings, drive up parking. Call Albert 504-837-1304.

SPARKLING POOL HARDWOOD FLOORS

Renovated, large 2 BR apt with 12 x 24’ liv room plus sep dining room, furn kit. Sunset deck, bike path, laundry on premises, offst pkg. No pets. Avail 6/1. $824. 504-236-5776

Ann de Montluzin Farmer

broker

80 FONTAINEBLEAU DR. - $399,999

Fabulous Home-ideal for entertaining.4 br, 2 1/2 bA. 3512 sf living.

Large entertainment space includes formal living,dining,den and sun room. beautiful hardwood floors and architectural details. Wonderful front porch. ready for new owner to add their renovation touches.

The Historic House, Luxury Home Specialist. residential/Commercial Sales, Leasing & Appraisals

(504) 895-1493 (504) 430-8737 farmeran@gmail.com www.demontluzinrealtors.com Licensed in Louisiana for 32 years, building on a real estate heritage since 1905

WEST BANK METROWIDE APARTMENTS

NOLA * Gretna * Metairie * Kenner.

Affordable Luxury Living, 1, 2, 3 BDs, $545 & up! Gtd. Pkng, Lndry, Courtyards, FREE WI FI. 504-304-4687 www.BrunoInc.com

ALGIERS POINT HISTORIC ALGIERS POINT

High end 1-4BR. Near ferry, clean, many x-tras, hrdwd flrs, cen a/h, no dogs, no sec 8, some O/S prkng $750$1200/mo. 504-362-7487

CARROLLTON ART STUDIOS AVAILABLE

Carrollton area. Live/Work spaces. $550 per month. Call 504-570-9539

2 LUXURY BEACHSIDE CONDOS 2 Bedroom, 2 Bath FORECLOSURES. Call Janine 228-313-1352 FIDELIS REALTY

CITY PARK/BAYOU ST. JOHN 3324 DESOTO

Living room, large bedroom, tile bath, furnished kitchen. Private fenced backyard. No pets. $800/month + deposit.

504-494-0970

4012A ORLEANS AVE

1 BR Newly renovated. Hi ceil, granite countertops, wd flrs, w/d on site, , walk to Park or Bayou. On Canal St Car line. $800/mo. 713/204-5342

FRESHLY RENOV’T VICTORIAN 1BR/1BA. 775 sq feet. Furn kit with w&d, window unit. Pets ok. 1 year lease, $675. (504) 296-7267 To Advertise in

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3/2, completely furn kit, w/d, all appl . included,ca/h, carport w/storage in back alley. All renov’t. Sm dog negotiable, no smoking. $1200 + $1200 sec. dep. 1 yr lease, refs. 455-2674.

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1 bdrm upper, furn kit, cen a/h, wd flrs, hi ceil, w/d hkps, off st pkg. $750/mo. ASC Real Estate. Call between 10am & 4pm. 504-421-6473.

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2BR/1BA upper, 1000 + sf, hdwd flrs, furn kit, w/d, porch, fen yd, off st pkg, no smokers, pet negot. $985/mo + dep. 488-2969

Spacious house, 6 large private bedrooms. Large equipped kitchen, 3 baths, dining room, front porch. Central heat & air. $625 each includes all utilities & internet, cable & laundry facilities.

No Pets + Deposit 504-376-4676.

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1508 CARONDELET ST- 2 APTS Studio, newly remodeled kit & ba, hdwd flrs. $750 mo.

Huge 2 BR Apt. Bright, spacious,, high ceilings, hdwd flrs, $1095.

Both have Cent a/h, laundry facility avail 24 hrs. Walk 1 blk to St. Charles St Car, easy access to I-10, CBD & FQ. No pets/No smokers. 1-888-239-6566. mballier@yahoo.com

1100 sf, 2 br, 2 ba camelback apt.

Cent air, hi ceilings, newly refinished hardwood floors, appliances. Ceiling fans thruout, w/d in unit, offst pkg.

Small back yard.1 blk to streetcar line.

3 blks to Oak St. $1400/mo. Water pd. Ref required. No pets, no smoking.

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By Jefferson. Raised cottage, upper.

Deluxe 2br, lux bath/jacuzzi. W&D, hrdwd flrs, ceil fans, 1400sf, $1450/ mo incl gas & water. 504-899-3668.

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pets ok, pool, offst pkg, twnhse style $875 Old Met. offst prkng, Balc. Huge backyard $1200 Large crtyrd, w/d on site, on 1st flr $925 charming, lots of natural light $825 Newly Renov. Jaccuzzi tub. Pool $2500 crtyrd off of bd! UTILITIES INCL! $1000 Updated, storage, great loc w/ pkng $900 updatedkitch,w/dinunit,greatlocation! $1250

RESIDENTIAL RENTALS 824 Royal - 2 bd/ 2 ba ...................... $3500 830 St. Philip - 1 bd/ 1ba pkg ............. $3000 539 Dumaine - Studio/1ba ..................... $1100 823 Ursulines - 1 bd/ 1 ba ..................... $850 718 Frenchmen - 1 bd/ 1ba pkg ............. $750

CONDOS FOR SALE fab renov condo with class. $425,000 grndflrw/hiceils&pool.SHORTSALE$169,000 Sngl fam home w/rear dependency $495,000 Twnhouse style w/prkg,pool&more $145,000 Single fam renov Near fairgrounds $82,500 Double Esp Ridge. Walk to Jazzfest! $175,000 Twnhse style, pool, parking&more! $329,000 Renov Arts dist. Furn, prkng inc. $259,000 UpdatedcondoWHdist.pool&more$199,000 Twnhs. 2 balcs. prkng pool & more $365,000 3rd fl. exp beams, storage! crtyrd $269,000 Ground floor updated. Courtyard $105,000 Pied-a-terre effic in heart of Fr Qtr $106,500 Charming. HUGE 2nd FLR BALCONY. $259,000 Fully furn. exp brick & glossy wd fls $225,000 pets ok, pool, offst pkg, twnhse style $98,500

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Seller & Lender want to sell! Ground floor front in Victorian style building. 1 bed 1 bath with grand rooms, large windows, 12ft ceilings & original wood floors. Granite counters & stainless appliances in the kitchen. A whirlpool tub gives the bath a bubbly luxury.

The pool is cool! Located in the trendy Treme. Bank must approve short sale, make any offer!

2212-14 Kerlerec $175,000

Cul-de-sac Cute with no through traffic.Traditional New Orleans Shotgun Style Double with mirror imaged sides. Located one block off Esplanade in the Ridge. Each unit has 2 bed 1 bath. Each have central HVAV, WD Hookups, 12’ celings and fireplace mantles in almost every room. One side outfitted for owner with wood floors, crown molding and new appliances. Nice back yard is accessible to both units & convenient parking in front.

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This lovely complex offers beautiful common areas featuring a swimming pool, hot tub & covered parking. 2 bed/ 1 .5 bath condo located on the second floor in townhouse style.

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Just a stones throw away from the FQ. This 2 bed/ 1 bath condo with kitchen and living on the first level, bedrooms and bath on the second level. Features stainless appliances, ventless washer and dryer hookups, reasonable condo fees. One assigned covered garage parking space included.

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455 Phillip Street, $ 239,000

817 Amelia Street, $239,900 SOLD

Was gutted to the studs in 2004/05 and underwent a high quality renovation. 3 independent bedrooms, 2 full baths, master with whirlpool plus nice walk-in closet, off street parking in a great close to town location.

Rustic charm on this unique home fashioned from joining two separate cottages.

Great flowing floor plan and with a second front door that’s great for working from home. Off street parking.

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