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Publisher Graham Jarrett Associate Publisher Leslie Egan Editor Erin Sullivan Editorial Arts & Culture Editor Jessica Bryce Young Associate Editor Ashley Belanger Staff Writer Monivette Cordeiro Calendar Editor Thaddeus McCollum Digital Content Editor Colin Wolf Intern Cooper Smith Contributors Rob Bartlett, Jenn Benner, Jeffrey C. Billman, Rob Boylan, Justin Braun, Teege Braune, Patrick Cooper, Jason Ferguson, Christopher Garcia, Hannah Glogower, Matt Gorney, James Greene Jr., Holly V. Kapherr, Faiyaz Kara, Audrey Kristine, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Nick McGregor, Cameron Meier, Jeff Meyers, Dave Plotkin, Richard Reep, Steve Schneider, Yulia Tikhonova

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I am writing you this to explain the difference between a barber shop and a beauty salon. Floyd’s 99 is not a real barber shop. A real barber shop has barbers working in it; the majority of Floyd’s 99 barbers are cosmetologists.

How you can put them down as the No. 1 barber shop in Orlando is beyond me. I have done so many hair repairs from Floyd’s it’s astronomical. As far as Liberty Barber Shop is concerned, I have had many of their clients coming to me because of the way that shop is run. To have to leave a deposit before you can get your next haircut is absolutely the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. The owner there needs to get over himself. I have also repaired his hair cuts. I invite you to come visit my barber shop that has been in business for over 45 years. We take pride in our work, pride in our community and pride in ourselves. I have been cutting hair for over 33 years, and look forward to your visit.

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Kappo told to install a sneeze guard, U.S. Rep. Corrine Brown protests redistricting, Kaká enrolls at Full Sail and more

Local production Walt Before Mickey can’t capture the essence of Walt Disney

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Rosamund Pike is the only bright spot in cheesy thriller Return to Sender

8 Who speaks for the trees?

State officials clash with critics over controversial Dept. of Environmental Protection appointment

arts & culture 10 A beautiful mess From neon to napalm, OMA’s Florida Prize exhibition is loud, chaotic and totally gorgeous

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OW’s Artlando arts festival returns to Loch Haven Park Sept. 26, plus more arts news

Clybourne Park at Mad Cow Theatre and Dog Sees God at Parliament House both question the past to strengthen the future

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27 Film listings 27 Opening in Orlando Movies opening this week: The End of the Tour, Straight Outta Compton and more

music 29 Boyish looks

Great live music rattles Orlando every night

My Morning Jacket could use a little less jam, and Face to Face gives pop punk fans some heart

32 Selections 34 The Week

19 Recently Reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited lately

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31 This Little Underground

Supreme oxtail stew and kick-ass jerk chicken are just a few of the delicacies at Mark’s Caribbean Cuisine

Five recipes straight from the source to make National Rum Day, Aug. 16, a special one

Ha, I’m gonna bitch on the Internet over a meaningless list written by an intern that didn’t do any research.

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15 Jamaican joy

16 Sunday rum day

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Gazing back at Boy George and Culture Club’s enduring legacy of celebrating individuality

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Oudom’s Thai & Sushi to open in Thornton Park, Cocina 214 rolls out some veggie-forward options, plus more in our weekly food roundup

Uh … locals do not go to Jimmy effing Hula’s for proper Caribbean food when there are a plethora of real Caribbean people cooking real Caribbean food in real Caribbean ways all over Orlando.

What’s next? You’re going to say Bahama Breeze? GTFOH with that BS.

Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

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State tells Kappo to install sneeze guards

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If you’ve been to East End

Market, you’ve seen Kappo, the tiny ( just seven seats) omakase sushi bar tucked away toward the back. We’ve given them plenty of praise since they opened in 2014 – we gave them a glowing review, we featured them in our Bite dining magazine, and we included them as one of our top tables of 2014.

In addition to the undeniable skills of the restaurateurs, Jennifer Banagale, Mark Berdin and Lordfer Lalicon, part of what makes Kappo so special is the atmosphere. But this week an inspector from the Florida Department of Business and Professional Regulation ordered the chef-owners of Kappo to install a sneeze guard, that self-explanatory plastic barrier between the customer’s face and the food.

There’s obviously an aesthetic issue here. Sneeze guards are not cool; they’re the kind of thing you see at Golden Corral or Sweet Tomatoes, not a place where you can drop $100 on dinner. More to the point, however, sneeze guards are generally seen in self-serve environments – salad bars, buffets, and the like. The DBPR classified Kappo as such, which it clearly is not; Kappo’s customers don’t touch food until it’s served to them.

Aesthetics aside, the face-to-face relationship these chefs create with their guests – chatting, singing – is yet another part of what their customers love, and it would be pretty much eliminated by the Plexiglas barrier, making a visit to Kappo more like a prison visit than a hangout. On the other hand, it’s hard to argue against sanitary practices.

A change.org petition has been circulating, asking Mayor Buddy Dyer and

Gov. Rick Scott (good luck there) to “save Kappo.” The petition makes the point that this is a traditional Japanese style of dining, a cultural touchstone that will be destroyed by the barrier.

“Kappo is a style of dining in Japan where the chefs cook, cut and serve the guest ‘over the counter,’ with complete transparency,” the petition reads. “Dining at Kappo is about more than just eating; Kappo’s owners want to provide guests with an authentic experience true to Japanese culture, which includes ongoing interaction throughout the meal. The personal contact is designed to educate and shed light about both the food they are preparing and the culture from which it originated.” – Jessica Bryce Young

Animal welfare advocates want to know why county left neglected dogs at property Speaking of change.org petitions,

there’s also one circulating right now asking the county to remove “more than a half dozen dogs” from squalid conditions after the Orange County Sheriff’s Department and Orange County Animal Services were called to a Winter Garden home 12 times in the past four years.

On July 23, law enforcement officers removed one dog – a pit bull named Pike, who was suffering from an infection and wounds to his head and face, which were so severe that he was later euthanized – after visiting the property and finding dogs with both fresh and healed wounds, dogs with sores on their bodies and one dog with no access to food or water. The animal control officer noted that “several dogs are in need of vet care and the neglect issues need to be further addressed,” but according to the animal services report, the animal control officer on the scene

was instructed by a supervisor to remove only one dog from the property – the dog with severe wounds to his jaws and face – until the Orange County Sheriff’s Office obtains warrants to seize more animals.

The petition is asking the county to take more proactive steps to get the remaining dogs off the property. Orange County Mayor Teresa Jacobs’ office responded on Aug. 8, saying that the dog owners have complied with police warnings in follow-up visits and they found the dogs’ wounds inconsistent with fighting. The case is still under review with Orange County Sheriff’s Office as of press time.

– Erin Sullivan

manner from Jacksonville to Orlando.

Brown filed a federal lawsuit Thursday to stop the redistricting effort because she says it unfairly targets the black communities in her district, the Orlando Sentinel reports.

“I am saying that what the Florida Supreme Court did [was] violate the 1965 Voting Rights Act and that needs to be rectified,” Brown says. “I am working to get the federal court to do what they do. … I want them to take charge.” – Monivette Cordeiro

U.S. Rep. Corrine Brown challenges redistricting maps

Soccer Club, Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite, aka Kaká, is going to school.

According to sports blog SB Nation, after his “grande experiéncia” at Full Sail University, Kaká has confirmed his enrollment for a degree in Sports Marketing and Media (about $58,500 in tuition). The 33-year-old player plans to graduate in two and a half years.

Bad news for all of you Kaká fans: Since Full Sail’s Sports Marketing and Media degree is an online program, there’s little to no chance you will see the FIFA World Player of the Year walking around campus. – Cooper Smith

Kaká enrolls at Full Sail The captain of the Orlando City

On Aug. 5, state lawmakers

released a draft of the new base map for Florida’s 27 congressional districts.

The Legislature was forced to redraw the districts after the Florida Supreme Court ruled earlier in July that the congressional maps were gerrymandered to favor the Republican party and incumbents.

The court ordered several districts be revised, including District 5, currently held by Democratic U.S. Rep. Corrine Brown, which extends in a snake-like orlandoweekly.com

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the vote as a way to limit public criticism.

Mark Smith, who was an environmental educator for 22 years with the Florida Park Service, says DEP is preparing to test its proposals on Myakka River State Park near Sarasota and Paynes Prairie Preserve State Park in Micanopy.

Smith, who has joined the recently formed Protect Paynes Prairie group, says the Myakka River State cattle lease proposal calls for ranchers to do “in-kind” services to Agriculture for free, like building fences, in exchange for the cattlegrazing opportunity, a move that could make some park staff obsolete.

“It’s not just about protecting the environment,” he says. “It’s protecting the ability of a dad to take his 5-year-old daughter on a walk and see an alligator basking on La Chua Trail. You don’t just lose animals, plants and water. You lose experiences that can change your life.” mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com

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to kill the agency’s proposal in the cradle.

“We’re not privatizing these parks,” he says. “We’re not commercializing these parks. But we want to use the private sector to help us accomplish the tasks.”

Steverson was chastised by Chief Financial Officer Jeff Atwater and Commissioner of Agriculture Adam Putnam, but both officials ultimately agreed to appoint him. Atwater told Steverson to improve his communication State officials clash with critics over controversial DEP regarding the proposal with the public, secretary appointment and Putnam told him to “delete” the proposal off his priority list.

BY MON IVETT E COR D EI R O Jean Huffman, on behalf of Florida hree-time gold medal win- scribed burns and the management of Parks in Peril and the Protect Paynes exotic and imperiled species, tasks that Prairie parks advocacy groups, implored ner.”

Over and over again, Gov. are usually reserved for park staff. DEP cabinet members at the Aug. 4 meeting to Rick Scott and his cabinet members spokeswoman Dee Ann Miller told the postpone voting on Steverson’s appointrepeated this phrase during the Tuesday, Times earlier in June that the documents ment until September, which Gov. Scott Aug. 4 state cabinet meeting, boasting were outdated and never finalized or had proposed at a cabinet meeting in June. about how Florida’s state parks have been vetted by Steverson or other agency lead- Environmentalists have said they were suspicious of Scott’s decision to speed up recognized by the National Recreation and ership.

Park Association. The state park system, Retired Florida Park Service chief natwhich hosts about 27 million visitors a uralist Jim Stevenson says DEP’s plans year and generates $2.1 billion, won its would be the most significant change third award from the organization in 2013, affecting state parks since the system was a feat no other state has accomplished. established in 1935.

And yet, despite the apparent pride “If there was ever a case of ‘if it ain’t they take in the system’s success, Gov. broke, don’t fix it,’ this is a prime examRick Scott and newly appointed state ple,” he says. “The state parks have been Department of Environmental Protection a single-use agency for 80 years but now Secretary Jon Steverson want to radically DEP intends to manage the parks under alter it. Their plan is to open Florida’s a multiple-use philosophy, which means state parks to cattle grazing, timber har- practically any activity is permissible as vesting and hunting in an effort to make long as it generates more income.” the park system pay for itself.

Florida State Statute 258.037 regarding Officials and legislators have attempted state parks and preserves says it is the to change the park system before, and agency’s policy to “acquire typical porsince 2011 ( just after Scott took office), tions of the original domain of the state there have been repeated attempts to put which will be accessible to all of the peogolf courses, hotels and billboards on pub- ple, and of such character as to emblemize lic park lands. Steverson, who has served the state’s natural values; conserve these as the interim secretary of the state DEP natural values for all time.” since December, was reappointed Aug. 4 Stevenson says the people of Florida despite opposition by environmentalists take great pride in their parks, and indeed, who say his proposals would commercial- this sentiment was expressed when ize and privatize the state’s park system.

Florida voters approved Amendment 1 The clash started in March, when last November by a 75 percent majority, Steverson told a Senate committee that setting aside hundreds of millions of dolthe park system covers only 77 percent of lars to buy and protect endangered waters its $80 million budget. He would prefer and land. Despite that overwhelming to see the parks become “self-sustaining.” message from voters, Florida legislators In April, the Tampa Bay Times obtained diverted environmental money for rouinternal DEP draft documents called tine expenses like wages for officials who the “Optimized Land Management and regulate fish farming, new patrol vehicles Cost Recovery Plan,” in which the agency for wildlife officers, salaries in the Florida details how by the end of 2015, it plans Department of Environmental Protection, to have bid documents ready to send out and funds for law enforcement officers to to companies for timber harvesting and ticket speeding boaters, the Sun-Sentinel cattle grazing. The plan also called for the reports. agency to coordinate with the Florida Fish “Who will protect our state parks from and Wildlife Conservation Commission to such ill-conceived uses?” Stevenson asks. allow hunting as a recreational activity in “Park managers are not permitted to speak certain parks. in defense of their parks as they have been The DEP also highlights its desire to gagged by DEP executives.” “prioritize outsourced labor needs” – in During his appointment on Tuesday, other words, hire outside help for pre- Steverson said it seemed like some wanted

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a beautiful mess from neon to napalm, OMA’s Florida Prize exhibition is loud, chaotic and totally gorgeous

by Jessica Bryce Young & Richard Reep

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ast year Glen Gentele, Orlando Museum of Art’s director, inaugurated the Florida Prize in Contemporary art. It’s a simple scheme: three or four judges look at 10 selected regional artists, and the best wins a cash prize. Sounds easy, but comparing paintings to videos to neon lights to napalm … not so easy. This year, Miami painter Farley Aguilar won the $20,000 prize for his vivid, intense portraits, adding to his rise as Miami’s current art star. Orlando Weekly’s Jessica Bryce Young and Richard T. Reep parley about what the show is all about this year.

RTR: Aguilar’s a new hero to me, because he is rising despite lacking that so-precious MFA credential after his name.

He takes 19th-century portraits, like this classic unsmiling family standing stiffly in 10

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front of their shack, and he spoofs them.

It’s as if each person’s inner creepazoid gets revealed – killer zombie eyes, shiny yellow boots and all. It got under my skin.

this show, something I did not come away with last year. At the same time, I feel it’s a little more uneven, with some great stuff and some things I wish were great.

drone strikes. I found that compelling, achingly sad for our times, and it set me up for the rest of the show. And a Maya Lin “Pin River” reference, to boot.

JBY: His work is haunting, isn’t it? The massive paintings put you face-to-face with these life-sized monsters (somehow made more creepy by their vivid colors, like darkness Disneyfied), but the smaller ink-on-paper works are mesmerizing, too; you have to peer so closely, it feels like they might suck you right into the frame.

Aguilar’s artist statement refers to his “anxiety and dread,” and his mistrust of social organizations that “vilify the non-conformist.” His troweled-on impasto is carved here and there with tiny words and messages.

You can almost hear him muttering to himself over the palette knife.

JBY: So what’s great, and what’s not so great?

JBY: (OK, I admit it: I had to look up “lauan.”) The problem with Cornejo’s work is the problem with a lot of social practice art: The actual work is not the thing we are seeing. His experience of gaining the trust of and serving these families, honoring and elevating their traditions, is difficult to feel while looking at these documentary relics of the project. The real work is out there in the world, intangible.

And Duarte’s conceptual installation contending with Florida’s history of using prison slave labor evoked a reaction in me similar to your disappointment with “Puno MoCA”: I got it, but I didn’t feel it. Not until it was explained in the artist’s statement, anyway.

RTR: They draw you in, and you are rewarded. This year the focus is on the human factor. I was left with a sense of great connectedness with other souls in ●

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RTR: Cesar Cornejo’s “Puno MoCA” seems hastily built. One has to dodge, at eye level, sheet metal and the raw splintery edge of lauan held together with drywall screws, something one shouldn’t have to encounter in an exhibit. Even so, as a reference to mini-museums Peruvians display in their homes, it works as a concept piece and I love that.

On the other hand, Rob Duarte’s “One Dies, Get Another” is gorgeously detailed, ironic because visually it is a quiet installation but it has a very loud message about social justice, and of course that incessant tapping. Further, his “Lost #2” is obsessively meticulous, a pin map onto which he projects deliberately fuzzed videos of

RTR: Duarte’s work gestures toward compassion, but you’re right, it is cerebral.

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Wanda Raimundi-Ortiz, on the other hand, is much more than a gesture; it’s a full-bodied exploration of Latina identity. She inkwashed a 12-foot portrait and poem right on the wall, a graffiti tag. Her red wall portrait is more somber, hinting at her darker side. She uses herself as the vehicle for art, but we are left with a mystery of who she really is.

JBY: Yes – she’s a UCF professor, and she’s YouTube famous, but she plays with identities. Her video in which she plays all the roles of a telenovela, her “Chuleta” and “Garbage Queen” characters – all are hilarious, but don’t overlook the soulfulness of this work, or the melancholy of her enormous murals.

I fell in love with Alex Trimino’s yarnand-neon forest at the top of the show: the melding of hard technology with organic handmades, the playful slap at the gendering of materials – “textiles are for girls, electronics are for boys.” These neo-primitive totems reminded me of Sarah Sze’s work, always a good thing. And in fact, knitted tubes and neon tubes aren’t diametrically opposed; mathematical principles are as present in knitting as in LED light controllers.

RTR: Yes, there’s more than a hint of sexuality in “Totem Feast.” Knitting is actually a precise geometric exercise, while light softly molds itself to the surface it hits. However, in Trimino’s coverings, the hardness of the light tubes wasn’t mediated, and for me was harsh against the soft yarn and textiles, or perhaps the lights were too bright. I was frankly more entranced with the coverings, which evoked a sense of caring.

JBY: You can’t mention caring without bringing up Antonia Wright’s videos. Her “Are You OK?” performance, a series of videos in which she stands in various public places crying until a stranger responds, are wrenching. And “Suddenly We Jumped (Breaking the Glass Ceiling)” may strike some as a heavy-handed reference/reaction to misogyny. But there’s no denying the utterly stunning boldness of throwing yourself through a sheet of glass. She really did it, using a trampoline; no special effects. (And the video is transfixingly beautiful.)

RTR: Yes, Wright’s videos masterfully build tension, and her message lingers strongly. The deepest emotional connection I found was with Jennifer Kaczmarek’s very intimate, large-scale portraits. Her colorful series Love for Alyssa is moving. Her subjects are given a dignity and perception, not judgement, that is so startling because it is so rare.

In the same room, uncomfortably close, was Michael Covello’s installation “The Forest Ravenous” (our cover image). More breathing room is needed between this and

Kaczmarek’s photographs. Covello (trained originally as an architect) cascaded a rainbow chaos of sharp-edged fragments of stuff down behind two floating, black velvety squares. Covello first showed in our area at the Maitland Art Center earlier this year, and with this large wall he’s really gone at it.

It feels like movement, while his paper and painted collages are more ordered.

JBY: Covello’s Maitland installation, “Hound on the Moor,” was claustrophobic, enveloping; it filled all six surfaces of a small, low-ceilinged room (with a soundtrack on headphones to complete the closing-off ).

This piece turns that one inside out – it’s bright and airy, with plenty of white space and motion, and, I thought, humor. And those candy-colored torn-paper collages filled me with an acquisitive glee; I really wanted to take one home.

RTR: The last room is both a high and a low. Bhakti Baxter’s “Circle Spiral for OMA” is a monumental, dramatic piece in the great tradition of op art. I love it. And Baxter’s pure cement cubes are very architectural, very beautiful. I found them to resonate in a quiet way.

Nicolas Lobo’s carbon-fiber fabric pieces and his “napalm stones” are groundbreaking, using unusual materials to make art. The stones are made of styrofoam melted by gasoline, then covered with Play-Doh. In Orlando, you know, you see so much faux rockwork that you become very jaded about it; these have a science-fiction quality but do not quite fit next to Baxter’s real cement.

JBY: I feel you on the high/low thing; I wanted to love Baxter’s algorithmic mindfuck (it’s not actually a spiral, but simply a series of offset concentric circles) and his concrete hypercube and column, but while I was fascinated by the thought process that went into them, the process was more interesting than the product. As far as Lobo’s work, I thought his stretched fiber surfaces and curvy, coralline styrofoam schmoos were very sensual, although plastic plus gasoline equals napalm, right? And the fiber work was shredded T-shirts over Kevlar. So it’s more than a little funny that this work was hanging in OMA’s Lockheed Martin Gallery.

RTR: No irony there, eh? Play-Doh among war machines. The judges had a difficult task this year, which is a very good thing. Visually compelling work that makes you think AND feel.

JBY: Poetic, political and deeply personal.

Viewers have until Sunday, Sept. 6, to visit (or revisit), then it’s all over until next year. jyoung@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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it seems like only yesterday that we were preparing for Orlando Weekly’s first-ever Artlando arts festival, and already the second annual edition is right around the corner. this year’s Artlando is 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Sept. 26, and will once again bring the best of orlando’s performing and visual artists to loch haven Park for a full day of free activities (thanks to our sponsors, who include Sam flax, cityArts factory, orlando museum of Art, Artegon and the downtown Arts district). there will be events for kids, pet lovers and people who like to drink, which should pretty much cover everyone. there’s still time to sign up as a visual artist, performing artist or volunteer; visit artlando.com for more info. if you were in Sin city early this month, you might have heard about a hot new vocal duo burning up the las Vegas little theatre a few blocks from the Strip. of course, orlando audiences are already familiar with Natalie Cordone and Shawn Kilgore from performances at theatre downtown and winter Park Playhouse. the pair just took Side by Side, the Steve lawrence & eydie Gormé tribute they developed locally, on a well-received tour to Vegas; catch them at their next hometown show before they start charging celine dion prices.

Get set to relive your favorite shows from fringe fest 24 (or catch up on a few hits you were too busy in the beer tent to see) during next month’s Fringe Year Round mini-fest. Six shows (including critics’ choice Award-winners Autobahn and Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll) will get singleperformance revivals at Orlando Shakes Sept. 4-6. if that’s too long to wait for your fringe fix, check out movies out loud at the Abbey wednesday (Aug. 12), as hosts Jeff Jones and michael wanzie mock Valley of the Dolls.

NOW PLAYING Tim Evanicki: Cheaper Than Therapy, Aug. 12-13 at winter Park Playhouse … Heathers: the Musical, Aug. 13-23 at dr. Phillips center Pugh theater … Dames at Sea, through Aug. 22 at winter Park Playhouse … Dog Sees God, through Aug. 24 at Parliament house footlight theatre … Clybourne Park, through Aug. 31 at mad cow.

UPCOMING clandestine Arts presents Carrie: the Musical, Aug. 21-30 at marshall ellis theatre ... Tribes, Aug. 21-Sept. 20 at mad cow …

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slapstick, blurring the line between comedy and drama to a thrillingly uncomfortable degree. He also hit it out of the park in his casting, assembling actors that shift adroitly from Golden Age sitcom to contemporary dramedy without dropping a beat.

Particular applause goes to Ouellette, for his grief-stricken growling; French, for her expressive sign language in the first act and passive-aggressive smiling in the second; and Mooring, who seems the most sensible one on stage until her inner Donald Trump is unleashed.

This isn’t the show for the polite or politically correct – “My sister was raped” is one of the less offensive laugh lines – but as several characters say, “You can’t live in a principle.” Perhaps a sophisticated conversation on race is too much to hope for, but as a crude confrontation with the never-ending “color question,” Clybourne Park makes an excellent start.

Dog Sees God at Parliament House

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Clybourne Park at Mad Cow Theatre and Dog Sees God at Parliament House both question the past to strengthen the future I’m all about original homegrown works, but it’s also great seeing Orlando companies mount polished versions of published works. This week we look at two dramatically different local productions that both demonstrate how deconstructing cherished icons of the past can help us face current challenges.

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Here we are, eight years into America’s glorious post-racial era, and for some reason our society hasn’t yet solved all our centuries-old problems, or even found civil ways of communicating about them.

(Thanks, Obama.) We obviously can’t have a cross-cultural conversation about race via the Internet, if the #BlackLivesMatter/ #AllLivesMatter hashtag war is any indication, and anyone who watched last week’s Republican debate debacle knows politics isn’t the place either.

Could the theater be our last, best venue for the straight talk on color that so many seem to crave? As a suburbs-bred Jew, I’m just about the least qualified person to ask. But Bruce Norris’ Tony and Pulitzerwinning play Clybourne Park posits that the

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answer is yes, if we can dare to laugh in the face of such a serious subject.

In 1959, Russ (Thomas Ouellette) and his wife Bev (Robin Olson) are in the midst of moving out of their Chicago home when their loquacious neighbor Karl (Matt Horohoe) barges in with his pregnant wife (Sarah French), demanding they halt the sale to buyers who happen to be “colored.” (Observant theatergoers will recognize this plot as the flip side of Lorraine Hansberry’s A Raisin in the Sun, the first Broadway play by a black woman, but knowledge of the original isn’t necessary.) Bev’s well-intentioned liberalism and Russ’ depression-induced apathy run up against Karl’s racism, and their longsuffering maid (Trenell Mooring) and her husband (Michael Sapp) are awkwardly dragged into the debate.

After intermission, a half-century has passed in the same now-dilapidated home (credit designer William Elliott’s clever change-over), with the actors returning in new semi-related roles. Now Horohoe and French are the outsiders, seeking to demolish the house to build their dream McMansion over the objections of Mooring and Sapp, who are leading a neighborhood petition against their plans. Their opposition is ostensibly about “historical preservation” and “gentrification,” but at its root is tribalism, just as it was (albeit with uglier words) decades ago.

Bobbie Bell, a scholar of Brecht, was a brilliant choice to direct this show; he balances passionate politics with sharp

Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead, Bert V. Royal’s salacious satire on Charles M. Schulz’s classic Peanuts comic strip, may not confront the subject of race, but it does tackle nearly every other hot-button issue affecting teenagers. Highschooler Chuck B (Christopher Walen) has just buried his beloved beagle, leaving the bowl-cut blockhead wondering if all dogs really go to heaven.

His sister (Madeline Elise) has transformed into a vaping Wiccan; his best friend, Van (Zachary Lane) is a Buddhist stoner; and pals Tricia (Julianne Snyder) and Marcy (Veronica Kelly) have morphed into alcoholic mean girls. When CB stands up to homophobic germaphobe Matt’s (Campbell Gilliland) merciless bullying of meek musician Beethoven (Chris Metz), it leads him and his friends to question their deepest identities.

Just as I didn’t expect to laugh out loud at Clybourne Park, I was caught off-guard by how emotionally effective director David Lee and his team made Dog Sees God, and found myself wiping away tears during C.B.’s final message from his long-silent pen pal. But don’t be put off by the (good) grief; though it involves serious subjects like suicide, school violence, sizeism and the origins of the spork, this show stays smartly silly throughout – especially when Van’s pyromaniac sister (Rachel Comeau) makes her lithium-fueled cameo. Lee makes good use of the theater aisles, color-changing LED cubes and Vince Guaraldi’s piano themes to connect the comic panel-like scenelets into a vibrant Sunday strip. Don’t let my words wash over you like “wah wah wah”; see this show, and you’ll never look at Snoopy the same again. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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by Faiyaz Kara

Oudom’s Thai & Sushi will try to make a go of it in the South Eola space that’s chewed up and spit out the likes of such restaurants as Graze, Prickly Pear, Mingos and Lotus. Oudom’s has successful spots in DeLand and Mount Dora, but Thornton Park is a whole different story.

A bright spot: They plan to stay open until midnight on weekends.

Speaking of Thornton Park, menu tweaks at Soco include the addition of bar snacks to the regular menu as well as new dining events (“Breakfast for Dinner” Wednesdays, “Burger and Bourbon” Saturdays and “Bubbles and Bird” Sundays, for example) every night of the week.

Winter Park’s Cocina 214 rolled out a new menu which includes fried avocado bites, fried cauliflower tacos, fried snapper tacos and (not fried) Mexican corn, among other items. Could this be the Orlando beginning of the vegetableforward movement that’s already taken root in big cities?

Jamaican joy

Speaking of vegetables, construction is progressing on the Milk District’s Market on South, the enclave of vegan gourmands Dixie Dharma, Valhalla Bakery and Humble Bumble Kombucha. An early-September opening is planned.

Supreme oxtail stew and kick-ass jerk chicken are just a few of the Caribbean delicacies at Mark’s

BY FaIYaz KaRa Mark’S CarIBBean CUISIne 10034 University Blvd. | 407-699-8800 | healthyjamaicanfood.com | $

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vuh-ree ting eye-ree mawwn,” my dining comrade deliberately sounded out in a neutral, and unintentionally hilarious, Arizona accent. He was reading a small sign posted on the colorful wall of this UCF-area Jamaican restaurant, and had it not been for the dishes we greatly enjoyed, the recitation might very well have been the highlight of the evening. Frankly, we didn’t know what to expect. For one, the restaurant is in the eclectic, if run-down, University Oaks strip plaza. Maintenance and upkeep is clearly not the landlord’s top priority. Then there’s the restaurant’s interior, which is only slightly better than that of the DMV – among Caribbean restaurants I’ve been to, only the now-shuttered Mama Millie’s bucked that design trend.

That said, no DMV I’ve ever set foot in has had an enormous beach mural, or a vibe that was of the distinctly relaxed island variety, squeaky overhead fan and all. While chef-owner Mark Jathan wasn’t

present at the restaurant, his merry band of servers kept the mood light and cheery.

So even though they were out of doughy, subtly sweet coco bread, biting into housemade beef patties ($1.99) and feeling the ooze of a spicy meat filling wash over my palate was a pleasurably familiar sensation.

Yes, the coco bread in which the patty was to be stuffed was missed, but those bready longings were soon gratified by roti served with curry goat ($8.99). Now, I’ve never been partial to the roti I often find in Jamaican (as opposed to Trinidadian or Guyanese) restaurants, mainly because the flatbreads are dusted with finely ground yellow lentils, resulting in a faintly gritty texture. Apart from that cavil, scooping up the plush and fatty pieces of goat lolling in a curry heavily essenced with turmeric was an utter joy – though even more gratifying was reveling in the oxtail stew ($11.99). The meat – supremely tender and deeply flavorful without being heavily spiced – comes served with dirty rice and peas and stirfried cabbage. Get this.

If you fancy yourself a connoisseur of jerk chicken ($8.99), then you’ll pat yourself on the back for making the trip to Mark’s. The kick-ass rub is a highlight, but it didn’t stop

us from lavishing a bit of their house Scotch bonnet hot sauce on the bone-in chunks.

Ting ($1.75), a carbonated grapefruit juice that’s the quaff of choice when enjoying Caribbean eats, served as a soothing palliative. A counterpoint to all the boldly flavored dishes is the ackee and saltfish ($9.99). Ackee, Jamaica’s national fruit, is boiled down, then sauteed with onions, seasonings and salted cod. The resulting hash looks like scrambled eggs (the ackee takes on a yellow color), but the flavors are mild and pleasant. The dish, while light on the cod, is served with a pair of boiled green bananas and a boiled dumpling (quite filling!) simply made with flour.

A slab of sweet and heavy coconut cake ($2) didn’t exactly scream Jamaica as far as desserts are concerned. I mentioned how some rum balls or rum cake would be, in the words of Harry Belafonte, “fine any time of year.” Right on cue, my dining comrade, now employing a proper fauxJamaican accent, stood, cleared his throat and bade us farewell with the line “I’m sad to say, I’m on my way.”

With restaurants in Port Canaveral and Melbourne, Grill’s Seafood should make a splash when it opens on the banks of Lake Fairview in College Park. The restaurant’s 8-acre site will feature an outdoor deck, tiki bar and play area.

Genoa’s Heroes has finally opened on Lee Road. The menu lists 35 “overstuffed” subs, including an ironically named “skinny Philly.” Paninis, flatbreads and soups are also offered.

Winter Park’s Wine Barn, home to a mighty fine wood-burning pizza oven, hosts a pig roast and wine party at noon Aug. 15 in their parking lot.

BRIEFLY The Lucky Lure in Ivanhoe Village is expanding into the adjacent space along North Orange Avenue … The North Quarter Tavern began lunch service Aug. 11 … Zona Fresca plans a mid-August opening in Winter Park’s Ravaudage complex … Santiago’s Bodega in Altamonte/ Longwood is targeting September for its opening … According to chef-owner John Calloway, the long-awaited Black Rooster Taqueria in Mills 50 is now projected to open in November.

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st. augustine distillery: riberia rider The artisanal St. Augustine Distillery, which we profiled in our May 6 issue, releases its first rum Sept. 3. The first few batches will be available only in their on-site shop, however; the final version won’t be in shops until January 2016. Brand ambassador Zach Lynch named this cocktail after Riberia Street, where the distillery is located in the historic district.

Five recipes straight from the source to make National Rum Day, Aug. 16, a special one

By Jessica Bryce young

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t’s time to gird up for yet another “National Whatever Day” – but we won’t hold the onslaught of made-up holidays against National Rum Day, because rum cocktails are just too much fun. Not to mention perfect drinking in our climate, especially this time of year.

We’ve gone straight to the source for these recipes, collecting a solid selection of drinks with something for every taste from five national rum brands. You can find these products locally in bars like Aku Aku Tiki Bar, Lil Indies, Cask & Larder, Prato, Pharmacy and Norman’s, among many others, and at retail spots like Total Wine & Spirits, ABC, Antonio’s Wine & Spirits, Vines Wine & Spirits and more (phone first). Cruise through this article, pick up whatever you don’t already have in your home bar, and get ready to celebrate on Sunday. Actually, one day might not be enough – “National Rum Three Day Weekend” has a nice ring, doesn’t it?

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Include all ingredients in a shaker, including bitters. Shake and strain into a coupe glass and garnish with a lemon peel.

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grander rum: grandhattan Grander is an 8-year-old, 90-proof rum distilled in Panama in bourbon barrels – that wood and the higher proof, along with the absence of any added sweeteners or flavorings, give Grander the heft of your favorite brown spirits.

rum diplomático reserva exclusiva: old Cuban

Zacapa rum 23: Contessa royal

Monkey rum: watermelon Mojito

Host of Three Sheets, Drinking Made Easy, The Old Cuban, kind of an updated mojiHot young NYC mixologist Jane Danger and his latest show on National Geographic to, was first served by renowned mixologist (of Death & Co., Cienfuegos and the NoMad) TV, Chug, spirits connoisseur Zane Lamprey Audrey Saunders at the Pegu Club. Here, concocted this tiki-inspired yet totally fresh created Monkey Rum to his specific taste.

Monkey Rum’s watermelon mojito is perfect Diplomatico presents the cocktail as cur- drink especially for National Rum Day. for sweeter palates, with a fruity-coconut rently mixed at Eleven Madison Park in vibe.

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1 1/2 ounces Zacapa Rum 23 1 ounce cold-press green apple juice 3/4 ounce lime juice 1/2 ounce jalapeño honey 2 dashes rosemary tincture sparkling wine green apple slice and rosemary sprig

• 1 1/2 ounces Diplomático Reserva Exclusiva • 3/4 ounce fresh-squeezed lime juice • 3/4 ounce simple syrup • 6 mint leaves • 2 dashes Angostura bitters • champagne Combine rum, juices, honey and rosemary tinc-

IngredIents • 2 ounces of Grander Rum • 1 ounce of sweet vermouth (preferably Carpano Antica) • 2 dashes of Angostura bitters Combine ingredients in a mixing glass with ice and stir for 30 seconds. Strain into a chilled coupe glass. Garnish with a lemon twist.

Add all ingredients, except champagne, to a shaker filled with ice. Shake and strain into glass. Top with champagne.

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1 1/2 ounces St. Augustine rum 1 ounce fresh lemon juice 3/4 ounce Aperol 3/4 ounce velvet falernum 2 dashes of Angostura bitters lemon peel

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Strain into a double rocks glass over a large piece of ice. Top with sparkling wine. Garnish with one green apple slice and rosemary sprig.

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2 ounces Monkey Toasted Coconut 1/2 ounce lime juice watermelon chunks pinch of sugar handful of mint leaves ginger ale

Muddle watermelon chunks with lime juice and sugar in a highball glass. Stir in a handful of mint leaves, then add Monkey Toasted Coconut and ice. Top with ginger ale.

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Korea House The Colonial Drive outpost of Korea House is just as meat-centric as its Longwood counterpart. All-you-can-eat Korean barbecue is the clear choice for most patrons – given the quality of meat and the relatively low AYCE price, it’s easy to see why. Not up for barbecue? Stir-fries and soups, like mandu-guk with dumplings and rice cake in beef broth, will make happy fun dance in your tummy. 4501 Colonial Drive, 407-896-5994; $$

Two Chefs Seafood Oyster Bar Don’t let the casual decor fool you – there’s some worthy NOLA-inspired fare to be had here. The deep experience of the chefs clearly shows in plates of fried chicken, jumbo lump crab cakes, baked oysters and roasted duck hash. Do yourself a favor and order a side of stellar charred okra, then reward yourself with superlative endings of banana bread pudding and praline cheesecake. Open daily; Sunday brunch from 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m. 743 N. Magnolia Ave., 407-270-4740; $$

Outpost Neighborhood Kitchen Corrugated aluminum, reclaimed wood, Edison light bulbs – we’ve seen it all before, but it doesn’t come off kitschy here. Starters and mains cruise the modern Southern cuisine aisle (like pimiento cheese and pickled deviled eggs) – trendy foodie-bait for chefs, but executed well enough to please patrons too. Top-notch proteins like beautifully glazed short ribs and butter-topped rib-eye are marred only by sides that don’t measure up; desserts are great. 2603 Edgewater Drive, 407-930-6282; $$$

El Patron Mexican Restaurant & Cantina Tourist sector Tex-Mex joint ups the ante somewhat with dishes bordering on gourmet. Must-order: mussels in a heavenly chorizo broth, though you won’t go wrong sampling the tacos (give duck al pastor a try). The plate of chile rellenos could

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feed a family. To end, housemade coconut tres leches will please. Open daily. 12167 S. Apopka Vineland Road, 407-238-5300; $$$

Osprey Tavern After a fledgling start, this handsome Baldwin Park boîte has taken flight with an attractive menu to match its attractive decor. The charcuterie plate is a highlight, as are succulent lamb ribs smoked with za’atar and honey. A mushroom tartine and tagliatelle in brown butter will please vegetarians. Consider a deconstructed cherry cobbler to end. Dinner only. Closed Mondays. 4899 New Broad St., 407-960-7700; $$$

Taboon Bistro We had high hopes for the new tenant in the old Wa Restaurant space, but there’s a mixed bag of middling Mediterranean offerings at this Universal-area bistro. Your best bets are the small plates of basterma and grape leaves, though habra naeh (similar to steak tartare) and kofta kebab are passable options. Pass on the oddly flavored chicken shawarma, and certainly don’t fall for the “grouper.” Closed Sundays and Mondays. 5911 Turkey Lake Road, 407-270-4848; $$

Spoleto Italian Kitchen Fast-casual Italian joint on the ground floor of a student housing complex across from UCF offers “culinary freedom” to the college crowd. Pastas, focaccia flatbreads and salads can be customized with various fresh ingredients, sauces, dressings and notable upgrades, like tasty baked meatballs. Open daily. 12101 University Blvd., 407-658-0593; $

Urban Tide Locally sourced seafood is now the focus inside the Hyatt Regency’s signature restaurant, Urban Tide (formerly Napa). A salad of locally grown tomatoes topped with Thai basil sorbet makes a refreshing start; the blackened skin-on Florida yellowtail snapper an immaculate main; and the spice-roasted pineapple rum cake with coconut sorbet an ideal ending. Service is outstanding. Open daily. Free valet parking for the first four hours. Self-parking will be validated. 9801 International Drive, 407-345-4570; $$$$

Royal Indian Cuisine Casselberry curry house serves straightup Indian fare – some fragrantly enticing, some confoundingly uninspired. Onion bhaji and chilli chicken hold promise, but steer clear of tough-crusted lamb samosas and dried-out seekh kebabs. Curries like chicken shahi korma and Kerala fish curry fare better, as does the okra slow-cooked in a bevy of spices. Desserts like gulab jamun and pistachio kulfi are uninspired and forgettable. 1410 State Road 436, Casselberry, 407-681-7542; $$ n

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Unmagical Local production can’t capture essence of Walt Disney

By Cameron m eier

Walt Before Mickey

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espite what the wonderful world of Disney teaches us, when you wish upon a star, your dreams don’t always come true. And so it is for the creators of Walt Before Mickey, whose hearts were in the right place but whose skills were lacking.

The film, which premieres at Downtown Disney AMC on Friday before beginning a limited theatrical release, recounts Walt’s early adult years, from his return from World War I in 1919 to the first Mickey Mouse cartoon in 1928. (His childhood years are sandwiched awkwardly into the opening credits.) In those turbulent 10 years, he suffered multiple bankruptcies, moved from Kansas City to Los Angeles and saw his Alice in Cartoonland and Oswald the Lucky Rabbit franchises taken away. But he also befriended animator Ub Iwerks, formed a fledgling business with his elder brother Roy and married his life partner, Lily.

Directed by Khoa Le and based on Timothy Susanin’s book, the movie was

filmed in Sanford and DeLand with some Florida talent both in front of and behind the camera. Local filmmakers are always glad when flicks choose Orlando – especially the recent Tomorrowland and Sharknado 3 – but this one was fraught with difficulty. Filmed in just 25 days, the movie took a nearly one-month break to find a “new direction,” according to co-writer/ producer Arthur Bernstein, a native of West Palm Beach. And multiple sources describe the production as problematic – ironically, much like Walt’s early years – with a new director being brought in, crew members walking off the set, actors not getting paid on time and damage occurring to historic DeLand buildings used for filming.

“Every actor got paid on time,” Bernstein told me. “The actors that you’re referring to are people that we were made aware [of ] after the fact that never actually showed up on the set. They were, I guess, doublebooked, and I guess there are … rules that you have to pay an actor [who is booked but doesn’t work], so we paid them.

“We did change directors because our first director did not move at a pace that was right [and] did some unauthorized filming,” he says, adding that all building damage was paid for. “As you know, we’re ultra-low budget. … We did everything to

the best of our ability. … We wanted to do it right. We wanted to make an homage to Walt Disney.”

So how’s the finished product? Though the cinematography is pleasing and the editing efficient, other elements fall short.

As Walt, Thomas Ian Nicholas, though likable, has neither the requisite look nor fire. One simply can’t imagine him as the demanding perfectionist, striking fear into his staff with a single raised eyebrow. As Roy, Napoleon Dynamite’s Jon Heder is lost, as usual, wandering without dramatic focus, though he at least looks a bit like his character. The supporting players range from competent (co-writer/producer and South Florida native Armando Gutierrez Jr. as Iwerks, plus Orlando natives Timothy Neil Williams as animator Fred Harman and Kate Katzman as Lillian) to prone to overacting (Frank Licari as businessman George Winkler and Donn Lamkin as Walt’s father).

The story is solid, but the screenplay is only partially effective, content to mope along with little joy or whimsy. And scenes resemble re-enactments more than meaningful human encounters. Despite that docudrama feel (and the fact that the book was approved by Walt’s daughter), the film often misleads the audience. For instance, when Walt hires Friz Freleng (of later Warner Brothers fame), he’s told that Freleng is great at voices. Freleng even demonstrates a Yosemite Sam sound. However, that would have been little reason for hiring him – six years before the advent of sound. And while some say Freleng created Yosemite Sam in his own image, it was, of course, Mel Blanc who voiced the major orlandoweekly.com

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Warner Bros. characters. Indeed, Freleng has not a single voice credit on IMDb. The budget hinders the production too, as most scenes are indoors, in buildings that were undoubtedly inexpensive to procure.

Though there are some nice train shots (both real and CGI), we never get a sense of 1920s Kansas City, Los Angeles or New York City, with the latter represented just once by an unrealistic and dimly lit cityscape. Scenes involving Walt’s pet mouse are admittedly touching, as is the moment when the animators – led by Lillian – pick Mickey as the perfect name for their future star. But I found these moments fleeting and longed to revisit better Disney stories, such as Saving Mr. Banks and the documentary Walt – the Man Behind the Myth.

The worst error is saved for the end-credit mini-biographies, which are accompanied by real photos. Astonishingly, Roy’s image is not Roy at all, but his son, Roy E. Disney.

Bernstein says that will be fixed soon, but that still won’t fully expunge the production’s aroma of amateurism.

Walt Before Mickey features tons of quotable dialogue, most of it in unrelenting voice-over. Some lines are inspirational, but some are corny and cliché-ridden, such as “I had a dream, and I was determined to make my dream come true.” But I was most struck by a famous Walt quote not from the movie: “You can design and create and build the most wonderful place in the world, but it takes people to make the dream a reality.”

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Send it back Rosamund Pike is the only bright spot in this cheesy thriller

By Patr i C k Co o P e r

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resh off her breakthrough role in Gone Girl, Rosamund Pike returns in the rape-revenge tale Return to Sender. Well, not really “returns.” Fouad Mikati’s film was actually shot before Gone Girl and now that Pike has garnered well-deserved acclaim, this Lifetime-style cheapo has been yanked from its shallow grave. Coincidentally, Return to Sender vibes like an amateur-hour Gone Girl, in which Pike gets to see-saw with our compassion while deftly playing a role with more layers than a French pastry. Her performance makes this film digestible, but also makes us yearn for her to receive better roles in the future.

Here she plays Miranda, a full-time nurse and part-time domestic deity. When she’s not performing a tracheotomy in the local podunk diner, she’s baking intricate cakes for her colleagues while dressed in vintage ’50s dresses. She’s like a two-legged time capsule of domesticity. When they question where she finds the time, Miranda replies, “It’s just something I do.” These quirks – the dresses, the cakes, her obsession with high-quality pens – would be fine if they felt organic to the story. They don’t.

The thing is, Miranda doesn’t need these quirky traits to feel like a complete character. Her relationship with her surly father (Nick Nolte) does the trick just fine. Their scenes together flirt with revealing the horrible things that happened to Miranda when she was younger – what happened to her mother, for example – so all these blanket quirks attributed to her are wildly arbitrary.

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Begrudgingly, Miranda agrees to shed her monastic lifestyle for a blind date set up by her co-workers. Her presumed date, William (Shiloh Fernandez), rolls up early and proceeds to assault her, leaving her ruined on the kitchen floor for when her actual date shows up – the film’s gravest twist.

What drama ensues throws us for a nice loop. Miranda begins visiting her attacker in jail as if she actually misses him. Once he’s released (because, y’know, in America rapists have shorter sentences than dope dealers), Miranda encourages him to come around and help her build a porch. It’s disturbing material, but it’s the scenes in between these visits that drag Return to Sender down into laughable territory.

Miranda proceeds to fumble at the game of Operation, act bizarre around her father – again, Nick Nolte, who consistently sounds like he’s drowning in molasses – and perform tasks that underline the point: Maybe she was already crazy. Would that blow your mind?!?!

The writing is shoddy, but Pike plays it all wonderfully – exhibiting the genius she showed the world in Gone Girl. She’s an actress who understands the less-is-more approach. She could act out the phonebook and make it seem like Tennessee Williams.

In many scenes, without delivering an ounce of dialogue, Pike drips off the screen, leaving a puddle of expression at our feet.

She deserves better than a film that inspires us to distrust her – like both Gone Girl and Return to Sender.

There are a couple of fun twists along the way, but the only reason to view this tolerable-at-best little thriller is Pike’s performance. If you want to save yourself some trouble, just skip this one and rewatch Gone Girl. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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FILM LISTINGS double Feature night: Pacific Rim and Robot Jox While many of you already know Guillermo Del Toro’s Pacific Rim, a few ’80s kids may also remember Robot Jox, the classic mech film directed by Stuart Gordon (ReAnimator). Thursday, 6 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

The End of the Tour The story of a five-day road trip interview between David Lipsky (Jesse Eisenberg) and David Foster Wallace (Jason Segel). Opens Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $10; 407-6290054; enzian.org.

Frame by Frame Follows four Afghan photojournalists as they navigate an emerging and dangerous media landscape – reframing Afghanistan for the world and for themselves. Tuesday, 7:30 pm; Winter Park Village, Regal Cinemas, 510 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park; $11; 407-628-0035; framebyframethefilm. com.

Friday Cult Classics: Short Circuit Johnny 5 is alive! This 1986 family classic tells the story of a robot that becomes sentient. Friday, 7 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $6; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

Grease Sing-a-Long Follow the bouncing ball and sing along with Rydell High’s suspiciously adultlooking teenagers.

Sunday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $12.50; fathomevents.com.

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marathon mondays: Cowboy Bebop Watch randomly selected episodes and earn a raffle ticket for prizes with every draft beer or mixed drink purchased.

Monday, 6 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

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movies out Loud: Valley of the Dolls Watermark and Orlando Fringe present this film with hilarious narration by Jeff Jones and Michael Wanzie. Wednesday, 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10; 407-704-6261. opera on the Big Screen: The Barber of Seville The most famous opera buffa in the history of music. Saturday, 11 am; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $20; 407629-0054; enzian.org.

Popcorn Flicks in the Park: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Listen to everyone in the audience whisper “Look how young they look!” to their neighbor. Thursday, 8 pm; Central Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free. thursday vintage Favorites: A Streetcar Named Desire Elia Kazan’s adaptation of Tennessee Williams’ play, starring Vivien Leigh and Marlon Brando. Thursday, 7 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $6; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

Unity Seven years in the making, this documentary explores humanity’s hopeful transformation from living by killing into living by loving.

Wednesday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $15;

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OPening thiS Week The End of the Tour Watch journalist David Lipsky (Jesse Eisenberg) conduct a five-day interview with novelist David Foster Wallace (Jason Segel). Witness the two men play a game of intellectual cat and mouse with each other, only for the interview to never see print. Realize that Wallace had only been dead for seven years before this bit of arthouse exploitation was considered fair game. Then remember that you paid to watch the Amy Winehouse doc and aren’t exactly in a position to criticize. (R) The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Here’s a sound business strategy: Remake a 1960s TV series that never caught on in syndication and is thus remembered fondly by only 35 percent of that segment of the population that’s now too old to go to the movies anyway. Will co-star Armie Hammer hit the trifecta of tanking movies based on midcentury heroes (after his parts in the aborted Justice League: Mortal and the abortion The Lone Ranger)? Will Henry Cavill become more than just the guy who made you realize that Brandon Routh wasn’t such a lousy Superman after all? Get the answer On Demand in about six weeks! (PG-13) Straight Outta Compton At last, an Ice Cube movie you actually want to see! And think of your kids: They’ll be amazed to learn that O’Shea

Jackson had an entire other career before he became America’s bestloved befuddled dad, and that Dr. Dre was once more than a supplier of quality headphones. This N.W.A. biopic is meant to return us to a time when rap was turned upside down by Cube (“the poet”), Dre (“the genius”) and Eazy-E (“the dead Flavor Flav”). It’s a timely reminder, given that, in the 20 years since, we’ve all allowed the rallying cry “F*** tha Police” to devolve into a lily-livered plea that we have our hands up, so please don’t shoot. I’m just concerned that the way the movie is being sold in some corners makes it look like the story of manager Jerry Heller (Paul Giamatti), presented in the promos as a commercial and social visionary who stimulated the boys’ creativity while protecting them from racial profiling. You remember Heller: He’s the one whom Cube once denounced as “a white Jew tellin’ ya what to do.” And why would that nice barbershop owner lie? (R) Underdogs Having debuted in Argentina two years ago, this computeranimated tale of foosball players coming to life is finally getting a stateside release, thanks to a new English-language dub by stars like Ariana Grande and John Leguizamo. Just one more thing that won’t be allowed to happen when Donald Trump is president. (PG)

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promises a new album, Tribes, in early 2016. The chart-topping success of their 1982 debut, Kissing to Be Clever, and subsequent releases propelled the band to worldwide fame and made an icon out of the continually thoughtful and historically fearless frontman Boy George (who, of course, went on to achieve huge success as a solo artist). His first experience in the U.S., though, saw him expectedly clashing with the conformists.

“In America, you can sell a record but you can’t sell a look,” Boy George said in a December 1983 interview in Smash Hits. “I’d love to break down that barrier and make people stick hats on their heads and dreadlocks on their hair and just ... indulge a bit.”

From Boy George’s earliest interviews, he’s ceaselessly interrogated about his identity, only not, as you might suspect, to mock or out him as a fraud – his soulfulness as a vocalist and performer instantly convinced doubters of his authenticity as an artist – but more in a gawking awe: Beyond gender, beyond sexual orientation, beyond celebrity, beyond success – how can we Culture Club’s enduring legacy learn to be more like you? His encouragements are as inclusive and considered today as they were then.

“The struggle isn’t just about being often meaningless lyrics the whole world straight or gay or transgender – it’s a human memorized, and instead of challenging stereotypes with aggressive messaging, they struggle,” Boy George told Huffington Post simply proved the exception as a band last year. “That’s always really been my kind of starting point: If you’re out there with every pop hit and every interview.

In 2015, at a time when transgender and you’re odd, come over to my house.”

Last month, Boy George surprised issues dominate social discourse, Boy George naturally enters the conversation, former Olympian Caitlyn Jenner by not because he ever really wanted to be a serenading her during her transgender reliwoman – he says that was not the case – but gious naming ceremony by going beyond because just as in the early days of Culture that – he came to her house. Then Jenner Club, he welcomes the brave and worthy surprised audiences by showing up onstage outsider who took the trouble of exploring and introducing Culture Club the next day himself or herself before committing to a at a concert in Los Angeles. confused, meandering existence.

It was her first Culture Club show but, Yet. To today’s survivalists with deeprooted tradition, freaks like Boy George of course, she belonged. It was also a still set off an internal alarm: Being dif- cheery couple of days for anyone commitferent is as good as being dead. These ted to self-acceptance and social progress. obstinate masses self-perpetuate for secu- Although Boy George’s look has softened – rity reasons, passing their outdated beliefs he’s frequently done up with a more subtle like drab folklore, insisting on proliferating feminine touch as opposed to his days of a pattern of existence so they can avoid drag (he tells Huffington Post in the same the mental stresses of debating the more interview that he’s too hairy for that now) – compelled individual’s persistent and, he predictably neglected Jenner’s all-white by necessity, polarizing concern: Who dress code at her ceremony and came as he am I? Boy George made an answer seem was, contradicting the crowd in all black. attainable to inspired youths, but for their For a pop star who’s endured on the mothers and those more inclined to just strength of originality for more than three bob their heads, his glossy pop obscured decades, every day is like survival. Only Boy the question.

This year, Culture Club reunites its George teaches us: Survival – shock! – gets original lineup, which helped assuage that much less intimidating once you get to queer hatred and racial tensions through know the person you’re trying to save. immense pop charisma in the ’80s, and abelanger@orlandoweekly.com

Great live music rattles OrlandO EVErY nIGHT

Bobby’s Oar The folk project of former Orlandoan Greg Hughes just eked out its May release, The Weeds in Your Garden, before moving on to Seattle, and now he returns for this special performance of the gripping Orlando-bred album.

9 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 12, at St. Matthew’s Tavern, free (donations accepted)

Boxing at the Zoo Show up early for the Mercury Program to check out dream pop newcomers Boxing at the Zoo, who have a debut BATZ EP due out midSeptember.

8 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 13, at the Social, $10-$12

Boyish looks Gazing back at Boy George and of celebrating individuality

By AShLey BeLAngeR CUlTUre ClUB 8 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 16 | Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd. | 407-3515483 | hardrock.com/orlando | $55.50-$148

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ye your hair in an ombré. Pop your collar. Don active wear until the day you die. Shape your eyebrows like a tadpole, guppy. Stick to trending topics. Never spook your sensibilities.

Assimilating is safe. Not in a stuck-up way, like those frequently rehashed New Yorker cartoons where a shape repeats until it doesn’t. In a bare-bones survival kind of way: Be seen and unseen, simultaneously. No one will challenge you. For these drones, the basic goal of the self is to endure, and a sedate slog is preferred to the strain of self-fulfillment (which, frankly, sounds like a fantasy).

Boy George lives the dream. Bolstered by talent (that voice alone has carried for generations, though it’s deeper now), there’s no disrespecting his legacy or influence, both musically and culturally. Even as an aging ’80s icon, he’s still on the cutting edge of that tendency to reject any identity crafted by anyone else’s standards.

His early ambiguity – calling himself “boy” while dressing like a woman openly but initially insisting on mystery regarding his sexuality – made him non-threatening to even the most cautiously peering pop fans who found his music irresistible. Culture Club removed barriers with

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Department of Correction Paris grindcore face-melters Department of Correction return after releasing a couple of new splits and a Wormrot tribute last year.

8 p.m. Friday, Aug. 14, at Will’s Pub, $8-$10

Jernigan The latest spirited pop punk on the scene comes from Jernigan (ex-How Dare You), a bunch of savvy old punk dudes who recorded their April release, My Minor Arcana, all by themselves not to be cool, they say, but because they still care. You can hear it in the mix.

9 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 15, at Will’s Pub, $5

Warm Like Winter Don’t miss the aggressive party presence of Warm Like Winter as they smear the stage with gritty punk abandon to declare “We Are the Future” before Thrill Kill Kult’s revived industrial sleaze.

6:30 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 16, at West End Trading Co., Sanford, $17

The In-Between Series: Moon Jelly Speaking of revival, art pop act Moon Jelly returns after a quiet spell to become the latest to bend minds and ears for the eclectic In-Between Series.

7 p.m. Monday, Aug. 17, at Gallery at Avalon Island, free

Rey Pila Brandon Flowers brings along Mexico City new wave slinkers Rey Pila, who are proving the exception to ’80s-style synth exhaustion with sophomore album The Future Sugar, with inspired vibes we’ve already developed a sweet tooth for (due out Sept. 25).

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Like Wilco in many ways, My

Morning Jacket (Aug. 4, Hard Rock Live) has more or less transcended genre.

That freedom to indulge your whims unchecked, however, can make your constitution lose its shape, rigor and vigor – just look at the America around you.

And MMJ’s career has had its spells of nebulousness where their dewy haze has become more emblematic of their vision than just their sonics.

There are plenty of genuinely good songs in their quiver, but they’re sometimes buried in a lot of half-stepped wank-outs.

Without those songs, the grand cloud of their expansive tendencies would deflate pretty quickly. Live, their sound was unsurprisingly big, plush and well-appointed.

Even if it blunted some of their songwriting teeth, it was an exercise in lavish sonic craft. Still, a little more salience never hurt anyone.

Meanwhile, L.A. opener Mini Mansions featured oblique pop cut from tight, svelte lines. Though notable, it’s almost not worth mentioning that the band includes Queens of the Stone Age bassist Michael Shuman because of the red herring it throws out there. With perhaps the sole exception of their song “Mirror Mountain” – which sounds very much like a synth reworking of QOTSA and is way more dope than it sounds – Mini Mansions bears little resemblance to that heavy guitar riffage. Instead, they’re a wiry trio that leads more with keyboards, stand-up drums and some left-field cool. An actual cover that defines them a little more is their slow-mo undressing of Blondie’s “Heart

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As deafening as the music was, the crowd sing-alongs often managed to drown it out. of Glass,” which was a nice, slinky cherry atop an already solid performance.

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Melody punk is often a too-tame deal, but a recent homegrown slice (Aug. 2, Will’s Pub) showed that it need not always be. Jacksonville’s R-Dent goes at it full-tilt with an N-Thusiastic (nailed it) stage show that knows what it means to lay it on the line live with a physicality more evocative of extreme genres.

With a bad name that’s mostly earned, emo is a genre that’s been self-castrated by milquetoasts like few others. Tampa’s Pinehurst, however, does the honorable roots justice with some decent heart rage and hardcore heritage.

After the way they owned this show, the Areolas proved again why they’re one of the area’s best pop-punk bands. What this Orlando group further reaffirmed was that – with that tall two-guitar attack – they’re also one of the most sonically fierce ones around with a perfect combination that delivers melodic immediacy with zero compromise on mass or velocity.

Speaking of melody punk, few have the well-earned prestige of Southern

California’s Face to Face. By now, they’re a legacy band, and what people want to hear from legacy bands at shows are the hits. Face to Face, however, has been finding nice ways to thread the needle of delivering the classic stuff in fresh ways.

In 2012, their tour focusing on 1999’s Ignorance Is Bliss was interesting because it was not only a revisit of an album that was a stylistic departure for them (and therefore overlooked) but a surprisingly effective acoustic rendering of it.

Now, they return with a prime-era blowout with their limited “Triple Crown” engagements covering their defining first three albums across three evenings. We don’t always discern the good from the bad, but Orlando loves the shit out of pop punk. And as one of the few select cities to land the royal treatment (Aug. 6-8, the Social), Face to Face can only class up our frequent but not frequently good poppunk diet.

Closing night (Aug. 8), which focused on their 1996 self-titled LP, was fever pitch.

As you’d hope for an extended residency, Trever Keith and company exuded a little more heart and intimacy on stage than in past shows. In performance, Face to Face came to play, bashing it out harder and faster live. What maxed the experience, however, was that the fans matched the intensity. As deafening as the music was, the crowd sing-alongs often managed to drown it out. And it made for one of the most enthusiastic (which I expected) and stentorian (which I did not) concerts in a long while. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Movies Out Loud: Valley of the Dolls Oh, Watermark and Watermark and Orlando Fringe – you had us at “she took the blue pills.”

Watermark But then you went and added the green ones and the yellows, and you gave us hosts Jeff Jones and Michael Wanzie to moderate this screening of everyone’s favorite tale of 1960s show business fails, Valley of the Dolls. Even though you know it’s bad to take liquor with those pills, honey, get to the Abbey early and get yourself a drink from the bar, and get ready for a raucous screening of one of the great cinema classics of our time (based, of course, on one of the great novels of our time, written by Jacqueline Susann). We hear the last Movies Out Loud (a screening of Showgirls) was insane – the house was packed and the evening as full of inappropriate jokes about having sex in pools. With this campy cult-classic film as the focal point of the evening, we can only imagine how much more overthe-top it’s going to be. Sparkle, Neely, sparkle! – Erin Sullivan

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7 p.m. | The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive | 407-704-6261 | theabbeyorlando.com | $10

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it’s hard to overstate how beloved the 1988 black comedy Heathers is to adults of a certain age. keep your Mean Girls, millennials; the foul-mouthed broads of Westerberg high could swear a circle around your precious regina George. The cult classic was adapted into an Off-Broadway musical a few years ago, and opens at the Alexis and Jim pugh Theater this weekend. “Social media sensation” Thomas Sanders, who makes 6-second musicals and skits on his popular Vine channel, gets top billing in the role of JD, the broody new kid who opens up disgruntled popular girl Veronica’s eyes to the joys of nonconformism and murder. Their love is God; let’s go get a slushie. – Thaddeus McCollum THEATER

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Functionally Literate with Phillippe Diederich and cecilia rodríguez Milanés

EVENT Long before customizing your ride caught on with the kids, wise old drifters started tricking out their campers and rVs with little touches to make their homes-on-the-go a little more homey. This weekend, renninger’s hosts a gathering of vintage rV and camper enthusiasts for a weekend of glamping – that’s glam camping, for those of you who don’t know. Stroll through a forest of midcentury modern mobile kitsch and take in a quick art class, or bring your own camper (or just, like, a tent) and spend the night. There’s a campfire for you to roast s’mores over while enjoying musical performances from Big Al & Uncle Jeffy and Sonny Ferguson (who was in a non-Alex chilton version of the Box Tops for a couple of years). plus, you can catch the 1953 Lucy and Desi flick, The Long, Long Trailer. Glamping awards are given out Sunday morning, so decorate your campsite with your favorite theme. May we suggest orange? – TM

LITERARY As if emulating our nation’s diplomats, this installinstall ment of the award-winning literary series establishes formal relations with cuba. Not that there was any embargo in place, but after tonight, your understanding of our newly alluring neighbor to the south will go beyond tasty pressed sandwiches and ricky ricardo jokes. (Stop doing that accent, by the way.) cecilia rodríguez Milanés is a UcF prof whose latest book, Oye What I’m Gonna Tell You, got a thumbs-up from the New York Times Sunday Book review; both Oye and an earlier story collection, Marielitos, Balseros, and Other Exiles, made the Guardian’s list of the 10 best books to understand cuba. (Two out of 10? pretty impressive numbers.) phillippe Diederich worked as a photojournalist in the U.S. and Latin America for more than a decade, including a chunk of time spent in cuba documenting the lives of a havana motorcycle club. Sofrito, a “foodie mystery” released in May 2015, is his first novel. Both authors’ books will be available at the reading (sold by Bookmark it), as well as auténtica comida cubana from Mi casita food truck. Oye what they have to tell you! – Jessica Bryce Young

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vintage rv and antique show

9 a.m. | renninger’s Antique center, 20651 highway 441, Mount Dora | 407-947-3961 | $10-20

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7 p.m. | Gallery at Avalon island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave. | functionallyliterate.org | free

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starchild’s odyssey: a retrospective view into the imaginative World of toni taylor

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My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult

ART Though South Park famously reduced the importance of the seminal science fiction and fantasy magazine Heavy Metal to the phrase “major boobage,” it’s been a springboard for tons of respected artists and writers since 1977. One such artist, local resident Toni Taylor, had her first Heavy Metal cover on the August 1985 issue, and went on to produce works for clients like Marvel comics. her work often features scantily clad heroines with Egyptian or Native American themes. Gods & Monsters hosts a retrospective look at her work with a party that highlights the fantasy themes present in most of it. Medieval Times brings in knights and a falconer to judge a fantasy costume contest, and phantasmagoria puts on a theatrical dance and fire performance. – TM

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ConCerts/events Bobby’s Oar, Flashlights, the Areolas, Secret Tracers 9 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

The Mellow Relics 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Quincy Mumford & the Reason Why, Matt Mackelcan 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-246-1419.

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

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Torque: Doc Scott 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura Church St.; $5; 407-403-2938. Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; The Velvet Teen, Hot 407-482-5000.

Hands 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12.

Ladies Night 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State The Wolf Sessions 2: Craig Road 436, Casselberry; Campbell, Morgan Wallen, free; 407-332-6470. the Josh Buckley Band 6 pm; Cheyenne Saloon and Ladies Night Blues Opera House, 128 W. Church Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 St.; free; 407-647-5557.

S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Clubs/lounges

Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, 500 E. State Road 436, Suite 1020, Casselberry; free; 407-276-2926.

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Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

Marx Open Mic Jam Night 9 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763.

One Hit Wonder Wednesdays 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Open Mic 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000.

Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Rewind Wednesdays 10:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; free-$8; 407-934-2583.

Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230.

Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Untucked Bingo with Ginger Minj 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566.

Wicked 10 pm; Bullitt Bar, 33 E. Pine St.; free; 407-839-0999.

Thursday, aug. 13

ConCerts/events Dave Sheffield Jazz Trio 9 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Jessica Vacha’s Going Away Party: Simon Palombi, Milk Carton Superstars, Patrick Alcine, Harsh Radish 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Kevin Burke, the Actomatics, Vova Zen, Union Point 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $8-$10; 407-999-2570.

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

The Mad Violinist & the Symphony Crack Orchestra 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10; 941-932-6269.

The Mercury Program, Boxing at the Zoo 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $12; 407-246-1419.

Clubs/lounges All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Bar Brawl Club 9 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Bebop Blues Jam and Voo Doo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

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Angel’s Envy Weekend The whiskey aficionados at Will’s Pub and Lil Indies recently got the opportunity to make their own blend of Angel’s Envy, a high-end bourbon distilled in Kentucky. Now that the shipment has arrived, look for tastings, special drinks and guest bartenders this weekend. 4 p.m. ThursdaySaturday; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; various menu prices; willspub.org

Retromended Third Anniversary Since it’s been such a sweet three years for Retromended, they’re turning their courtyard into an old fashioned candy parlor. Stop by for free sweets and cocktails while browsing their selection of fashionable retro-wear. 3-7 p.m. Saturday; Retromended Vintage, 1231A N. Orange Ave.; free; facebook.com/retromended

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DEAFHEAVEN PHOTO BY KRISTIN COFFER

Soul & Spirits If you’re tired of the same old Yanni soundtrack for your weekend yoga workouts, why not do yoga in a club? Grip the Mat launches their bass-heavy yoga workout at the Attic this weekend. Tickets include an hour of yoga in a club environment and cocktails featuring fresh organic juices afterward. 3-5 p.m. and 6-8 p.m. Saturday; The Attic, 68 E. Pine St.; $35; gripthemat.com

MargaritaFest 6 If quantity drinking is your thing, you won’t want to miss MargaritaFest.

Enjoy more than 20 different margarita recipes and other tequila drinks while hearing live music from Wall Street’s stage. 5-8 p.m. Saturday; Wall St. Plaza, Wall and Court streets; $20-$25; wallstplaza.net

Deafheaven Nov. 11 at the Social Kylesa, Oct. 8 at the Social

Gang of Four, Oct. 27 at the Social

The Mountain Goats, Oct. 8 at the Beacham

Desaparecidos, Oct. 29 at Will’s Pub

Lydia Lunch and Weasel Walter, Sept.

18 at the Gallery at Avalon Island

Here Come the Mummies, Oct. 9 at the Plaza Live

CHVRCHES, Oct. 30 at House of Blues

Billy Idol, Sept. 23 at Hard Rock Live

Ghost, Oct. 10 at the Beacham

Janet Jackson, Sept.

23 at Amway Center

Autechre, Oct. 10 at the Social

Helmet, Sept. 26 at the Social

Drive-By Truckers, Oct. 10 at the Plaza Live

Nashville Pussy, Valient Thorr, Aug. 19 at Will’s Pub

Will’s Pub 20th Anniversary, Sept. 13 at Will’s Pub

Umphrey’s McGee, Aug. 21 at House of Blues

Eric Hutchinson, Sept. 16 at the Social

Todd Rundgren, Aug. 23 at the Plaza Live Donavon Frankenreiter, Aug. 28 at the Plaza Live WHORES., Aug. 28 at Will’s Pub Melanie Martinez, Aug. 30 at the Social The Good Life, Sept.

1 at the Social KRS-ONE, Sept. 4 at Backbooth ZZ Ward, Sept. 9 at the Beacham Best Coast, Sept. 11 at the Social My Hotel Year, Sept.

11 at Will’s Pub Zappa Plays Zappa, Sept. 12 at the Plaza Live Purity Ring, Sept. 12 at House of Blues

Nick Jonas, Sept. 26 at House of Blues Charli XCX, Bleachers, Sept. 27 at House of Blues alt-J, Sept. 30 at Hard Rock Live

Trevor Hall, Oct. 12-13 at the Social New Found Glory, Yellowcard, Oct. 16 at House of Blues

KEN Mode, Oct. 2 at Will’s Pub

John Cleese & Eric Idle, Oct. 17 at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts

Adventure Club, Oct. 3 at House of Blues

Halsey, Oct. 18 at House of Blues

Death Grips, Oct. 7 at the Beacham

Cannibal Ox, Oct. 18 at Backbooth

Twin Shadow, Oct. 7 at the Social

John Hodgman, Oct. 23 at the Plaza Live

Two Cow Garage, Matt Woods, Oct. 30 at Will’s Pub

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The Velvet Teen MUSIC Topshelf is determined to keep a certain tasteful strain of early emo bands alive, and among the litter of strays they’ve taken in is the Velvet Teen, whose lineup and aesthetic has shifted since their initial releases (following the loss of original drummer Logan Whitehurst), but whose intrigue remains solid with their first album in nine years, All Is Illusory. It’s an electronic rush with pianos on standout tracks that rapidly course you through the dips and jerks that typically characterize emo pop, but with an artful flair that diminishes any knee-jerk familiarity. But the piano isn’t reserved for panic; the quiet interlude of the title track sneaks up like a sunset. There’s something dated about the record that seems almost reverent in expressing a range of tasteful art pop influences, which should translate into a box of chocolates-like evening for fans of adventurous early 2000s indie rock. – Ashley Belanger

with Hot Hands | 8 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10-$12

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Board Game Night The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Earth Trivia - Simon Time 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

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Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free.

Guts and Glory - Pop Punk Night 11:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Indiecent Thursdays Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-839-04357.

Late Night Swim 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $4; 407-228-0804.

Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571.

Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Poker Tournament 8 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763.

Re-Freshed 10 pm; Cafe Annie, 131 N. Orange Ave.; free-$5; 407-420-4041.

Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875.

Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Open Mic 8 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Slowburn Thursdays with DJ Nigel John The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. Orange Ave.; free.

Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

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Words Out Loud 9-11:30 pm; Loud Hookah Lounge, 225 N. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-717-4670.

FrIday, aug. 14

ConCerts/events Blaine the Mono, Anyone’s Guess, Elevators, Sweet Oblique 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $8; 407-246-1419.

Caskey 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-872-0066.

Department of Correction, Motherbrain, Maruta, Bhavachakra 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

Five Iron Frenzy 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $20; 407-999-2570.

Future Kid Sisters, the Lesa Silvermore Band, Tiger Fawn, Dog Island, Side C 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.

Infiltr8: Celebr8: Tocayo, Atnarko, T/ LEC, Renzo 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-421-1670.

Liquid Spiral 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

The Maension, Fearless 7 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $7; 407-730-3999.

Malevolent Creation, Thrashaholica, Killing Addiction, Thicket, Emporos 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $16-$20; 407-322-7475.

Mango Beats 10 pm; Debbie’s Bar, 1422 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-677-5963.

The Molly Ringwalds 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $15-$17; 407-934-2583.

Renderglow 7 pm; Todd English’s Bluezoo, Disney’s Dolphin Resort, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-934-1111.

Robby Krieger: An Evening of the Doors’ Greatest Hits 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $39.50-$49.50; 407-228-1220.

Sunnery James & Ryan Marciano 10 pm; Tier Nightclub, 20 E. Central Ave.; $15-$20; 407-317-9129.

Switch 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; free; 407-704-6261.

Clubs/lounges Curtis Earth Trivia 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470.

Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216.

Footloose 80s Night midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Karaoke with Cindy 7:30-10 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515.

Nerdy Karaoke 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

One Woman Multi-Instrumental Loop Performance Friday, 7 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-228-3899.

The Patio Friday Night 9 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Uberbahn 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

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Herd of Watts, Ajeva, the Get 2nds 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $7; 407-677-9669.

Anita Drink 1 pm; Lake Harris Hideaway, 11912 Lane Park Road, Tavares; free; 352-343-3585.

Indian River Blend 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Audien 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15$40; 407-504-7699.

Jernigan, Field Kit, Tommy Frenzy’s Hard Drive, Fringes 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

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The Belltowers, Chevy Van Gogh 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Blessing a Curse, Post Season, Such a Mess, Human // Bones, Actions Speak Louder, Oathkeeper 9 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10-$12; 407-999-2570.

The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Dave Matthews Tribute Band 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $7.75; 407-934-2583.

Del Sol BBQ 2 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $5-$10; 407-421-1670.

Fred Ramos and Danielle Peronto 1-6 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718.

Quality Control: Casey Conroy, Jorok & Kristen Warren 9 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Shadow Reborn, Martyr’s Asylum, Lacerate, Unsung Destroyer 7 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $7; 407-7303999.

Clubs/lounges DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

DJ M-Squared 9 pm-2 am; The Groove, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; $7; 407-224-2166.

DJ Stranger Jazz/Funk Brunch 11 am-2 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free; various menu prices; 407-228-3898.

Make It Rain The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-246-1419.

Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346.

Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363.

Saturdays Party on the Patio With DJ Parry & DJ Rock Johnson 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

The Smilin’ ‘90s With DJ Smilin’ Dan 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. sunday, aug. 16

ConCerts/events Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Culture Club 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $55.50-$148; 407-351-5483.

Fred Ramos and Danielle Peronto 1-6 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718.

Hippiefest 2015: The Family Stone, Rick Derringer, Mitch Ryder & the Detroit Wheels, Badfinger 7:30 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $49.50; 407-228-1220.

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My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Warm Like Winter, Machines on Blast, SML8 6:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $12; 407-322-7475.

The Mysterious Hearts Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; 407-595-2713.

Southern Fried Sunday: Oak Hill Drifters, Uncle Sam’s Pride, Cletus Funk 5:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

Taj Motel Trio, Yugoskavia, Mind the Canvas, Clem McGillicutty & the Burnouts 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Visualeyes: Gyno-A-Go!-Go!: Robot Casino, Xecil, NIX, Queens of Noise 8 pm; Saigon Harbor, 219 Broadway Ave., Kissimmee; free-$3; 407-530-5944.

Clubs/lounges Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044.

Back to the Eighties 3 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

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The Beacham Top 20 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; 407-648-8363.

Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Make It Rain The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-246-1419.

Open Mic at the Falcon 3 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419.

MOnday, aug. 17

ConCerts/events The Getbye, Europa, Kid Cousin, the Strange Trip 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

The In-Between Series: Moon Jelly 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free.

Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.

Masamune, Crit, Gutless 8 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Miniature Philosopher, Alysa Kai, Florida Rooms, David, Lanza Manza 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $3-$5; 407-270-9104.

Reggae Mondae with Kash’d Out 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917.

Curtis Earth Trivia 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440.

Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503.

Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Live Acoustic Music 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Rock Band Jam Night 8:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

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White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

oPera/ClassiCal Orlando Philharmonic: Rimma & Friends 6 pm; Program includes works by Mozart, Rimsky-Korsakov and Tchaikovsky. The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $15-$48; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.com.

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ConCerts/events Brandon Flowers, Rey Pila 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $29.50$30; 407-648-8363.

The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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Jason and the Punknecks, the Blacklist Swindlers, Will Brack 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free.

Twisted Tuesday With Displace, the Happy Campers and Guavatron 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $2 suggested donation; 407-677-9669.

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961.

Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457.

Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904.

Open Mic Tuesday 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

Soul Shakedown Tuesday With DJ BMF 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529.

Texas Hold ‘Em Poker Tournament 7 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Trivia Nation 7 pm; East Coast Wings & Grill SoDo, 3183 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-930-9464.

Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609.

Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

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ThEaTEr Clybourne Park In 1959, a white middle-class neighborhood is shaken by new black residents.

Fast-forward 50 years and Clybourne Park is dealing with potential gentrification.

Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm and Sundays, 2:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $24.25-$36.75; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com.

Dames at Sea This OffBroadway musical comedy is a parody of the large, flashy 1930s Busby Berkeley-style movie musicals in which a sweet “hometown” girl steps into a role on Broadway and becomes a star. Wednesday, 2 pm, Thursday, 2 pm, Friday, 7:30 pm and Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $30-$40; 407-645-0145; winterparkplayhouse.org.

Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead An unauthorized adaptation of the Peanuts comic strip. Saturdays, 7:30 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $10-$15; 407-425-7571; wanzie.com.

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boyfriend, the dark and sexy stranger J.D., who plans to put the Heathers in their place – six feet under. Thursday-Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday-Sunday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Tuesday, 7:30 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $31.71$58.33; drphillipscenter.org.

The Music Man There’s trouble in River City. Follow a fast-talking salesman who becomes a respectable citizen.

Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 pm; St. Luke’s United Methodist Church, 4851 S. Apopka-Vineland Road, Windermere; $10-$12; 407-876-4991; st.lukes.org.

Nunsense Musical comedy in which a group of nuns take over a high school auditorium to hold a fundraising variety show to raise money to bury several sisters. FridaySaturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 3 pm, Monday, 8 pm; Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-920-4034; breakthroughtheatre.com.

Orlando Live Read: The Princess Bride Professional actors cold reading a classic movie script. No rehearsals, no staging. A new way to experience a classic film. Monday, 7:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-246-1393; timucua.com.

Tim Evanicki: Cheaper Than Therapy Evanicki takes you through his struggles of finding his place in this world

through this hilarious and touching cabaret. WednesdayThursday, 7:30 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $10-$20; 407-6450145; winterparkplayhouse.org.

ComEdy Cirque Magique This highly interactive show features circus performers from around the world, including a comedy magician, clowns, acrobats and performing puppies. Food included in admission. TuesdaysSaturdays, 6 pm and Sundays, 3:30 pm; Treasure Tavern, 6400 Carrier Drive; contact for price; 407-206-5102; cirquemagiqueorlando.com.

Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic hosted by Heather Shaw.

Sundays, 9-11 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171; copperrocketpub.com.

Covert Comedy Presents: Forrest Shaw As seen on Conan, with local support. Wednesday, 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.

Dean Napolitano As seen on Good Morning America, Burn Notice, and Army Wives. Thursday, 7 pm; Bonkerz Comedy Club, 9700 International Drive; $10; bonkerzcomedy.com.

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Derrick Stroman As seen on Arsenio Hall, with Phil Cummings. FridaySaturday, 7:30 pm; Bonkerz Comedy Club, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; eastorlando.bonkerzcomedy.com.

Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic. Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot. Thursdays, Fridays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12$15; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

John Henton As seen on The Arsenio Hall Show, Bob Hope’s Young Comedian’s Special, and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Thursday, 8 pm, Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7:30 & 10:15 pm and Sunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $17; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Mama’s Comedy Show A 90-minute improv comedy show. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

The Outta Control Magic Comedy Dinner Show A one-of-a-kind entertainment experience with non-stop audience participation. Dinner

includes unlimited pizza, salad, popcorn, beer, wine, soda and dessert. Ongoing, 6 & 8 pm; Wonderworks, 9067 International Drive; $29.99; wonderworksonline.com.

Parlor Tricks by Nick Comis A 45-minute illusionist show for all ages.

Thursdays, 6 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $15; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat.

Saturday, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546.

Tight Mike’s Birthday Bash Birthday comedy show with Benji Brown, B Phlat and Kevin Damn Fool Simpson.

Wednesday, 8 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $20; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

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[MUSIC] The In-Between Series: Moon Jelly see page 42

Gen S The best of Lab Rats perform in this improv comedy show. Wednesdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy.

Thursdays, 8 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.

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danCE Summer Burlesque Series: Amateur Burlesque Amateurs compete for a spot as one of Blue Star’s newest burlesque dancers. Friday, 9 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $10$15; thevenueorlando.com.

The Ultimate Ladies Night Male Revue Florida Thunder performs a scantily clad all-male dance revue. Friday, 10 pm; Bikkuri Sushi, 1915 E. Colonial Drive; $20; 407-5017336; bikkurisushi.com.

arT oPenings/events Art & Ends on the Edge Annual sale of discounted artwork from the artists at Artisans on Fifth. Opens Friday, 5-8 pm, through Aug. 31; Artisans on Fifth, 134 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-3830880; artisansonfifth.com.

Conceptual Journeys Conceptual art in mixed media from painter Peter Filzmaier and sculptor Jack King. Opens Friday, 6 pm, through Sept.

25; Mount Dora Center for the Arts, 138 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880.

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Enduring Documents: Selected Photographs From the Permanent Collection This collection includes portraits of Abraham Lincoln and Henri Matisse, images of the American West, and photos taken in Russia in the 1930s.

Opens Saturday, through Jan. 3; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Fashionable Portraits in Europe Portraits from the 15th-19th centuries that illuminate shifting trends.

Opens Saturday, through Jan. 3; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Featured Artist Night: ROBO OHNO Meet Hourglass’ featured artist of the month, get his work signed, and ask him about a password for a draft beer discount. Thursday, 7 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874; thehourglassbrewery.com.

Jess T. Dugan: Every Breath We Drew Photographic portraits exploring gender, sexuality and identity. Opens Saturday, through Jan. 3; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Living Photographs: Augmented Reality in Art by Rob McCaffrey Still photography, scanned with a phone, tablet or wearable tech, triggering a related video overlay.

An animated experience.

Opens Friday, through Oct. 2; Valencia College East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2298; valenciacollege.edu.

Paint Nite Enjoy a crisp glass of wine and learn how to paint along with your friends from an instructor. Monday, 7 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; $45; 407-351-7718; paintnite.com.

Sculpture: Cement Carving with Cheryl Turner & Dawn Rosendahl Try your hand at techniques used by A&H’s Maitland Art Center founder, André Smith, to create your own sculpture. Instructors conduct carving demonstrations and guide a tour of the grounds to study Smith’s work. SaturdaySunday, 10 am-4 pm; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $115-$125; 407-539-2181.

Starchild’s Odyssey: A Retrospective View Into the Imaginative World of Toni Taylor Entertainment from Phantasmagoria and Medieval Times. Saturday, 6 pm; Gods & Monsters, 5250 International Drive; free; godmonsters.com.

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A Thousand Feet of Art Local artwork gathered by Faith Amon for the annual Frecklefoot Creative Calendar to cover the 1,000 feet of wall in Dandlelion. Wednesday, 7 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Continuing tHis week ACA 26th Annual University Exhbition Featuring work

by Nikolaus James, Zakriya Rabani and Carlos Torres.

Through Saturday; Atlantic Center for the Arts, 1414 Art Center Ave., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-427-6975; atlanticcenterforthearts.org.

Action Painting Artist Del Cain’s exhibit of art created with dripped and thrown paint.

Through Sunday; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

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AirBorne Desire Colorful pop art from Jonathan Yubi that interprets love and lust. Through Sunday; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6487060; orlandoslice.com.

Alumni Focus: Commercial Success in Florida New work by distinguished alumni of the Southeast Center for Photographic Studies.

Tuesday; through Sept.

20; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Art by Qadra Yasmine Brown Abstract art representing therapy and creative escape.

Through Aug. 31; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

Art in Chambers: Thomas Thorspecken Sketches from Analog Artist Digital World artist Thomas Thorspecken.

Mondays-Fridays; Winter Park City Hall, 401 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

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Baskets and Boxes Sang Roberson’s organic forms in terracotta. Through Sept. 27; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com.

The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse Tiffany art glass, Rookwood pottery and Gorham silver.

Tuesdays-Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org.

Cabinet of Curiosities A collection of objects from natural history, geology, ethnography, archaeology, religious or historical relics, art and antiquities from the Permanent Collection.

Through Aug. 30; Maitland Historical Museum and Telephone Museum, 221 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; 407-644-1364.

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Color Theory A focus on color and perception, featuring metalwork by Dorothy Gillespie. Through Sept. 20; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-539-2181.

David McWhertor & Summer Meury Graphic illustrations and faux stained glass from the artists. Through Friday; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

Endless Summer A themed group exhibition that features artists’ interpretations of summer ideals, memories or sensations. Through Aug. 29; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386428-1133; artsondouglas.net.

Florida Prize in Contemporary Art Annual invitational of Florida artists. Criteria includes artistic excellence, engagement with significant ideas and achievement. Through Sept. 6; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Fred Staloff’s Visual Poetry This intimate collection reveals painterly works that make reference to the spontaneity usually associated with Expressionist painting; but in reality, the careful placement of the visual elements of line, shape, texture and color is what guides and motivates this outstanding artist. Through Oct. 4; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Hidden Artists Exhibition Art from Pamela Williams Gruen, Dawn M. Herrod, Jacqui Johnson, Simona Loh and many more. Through Sept. 30; UCF Library, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; free; 407.823.2580; facebook.com/hiddenartists.

Inkstains New artwork by Scott Lukacs, a tattoo artist at Rise Above. Through Sunday; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Michael Katz: The Raw and the Cooked Combines painting and photography through digital technology. Through

Saturday; Alt_Space Gallery, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-423-1753.

Mount Dora Center for the Arts Studios, galleries and local businesses open their doors as they showcase works by local artists. Friday, 6-8 pm; Downtown Mount Dora, East Fifth Avenue and North Donnelly Street, Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880; mountdoracenterforthearts. org.

Off in the Cut 2 A collaborative art exhibition from Genevieve DeMarco and Illz360. Through Sunday; Loft 55, 55 W. Church St., Suite 120; free; 407-792-2555.

Ovalution 2015: A Retrospective A look at artists who displayed at the Orlando Visual Artists League – the precursor to today’s CityArts Factory. Through Sunday; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407648-7060; 3rdthu.com.

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Painted Black: The John H. Surovek Collection Depicts African Americans in art, from pre-Civil War to the civil rights era, by well-known American artists. The paintings are historically significant because they reveal attitudes about race over an extended period of time. Through Sept.

20; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Paper Cuts: André Smith Collages View the founder of A&H’s Maitland Art Center André Smith’s never before seen collage works. Through Sept. 30, noon; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; 407-539-2181.

Peterson Guerrier Semi-abstract paintings.

Through Sept. 11, 8 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Places I’ve Never Been To Group art show from Holly Tavel, Chad Pollpeter, Justin Luper, Jacoub Reyes and Sara Hettinger. Through Saturday; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; avalongallery.org.

Purvis Young: Art of Street An American artist from the Overtown neighborhood of Miami, Young’s work often blends painting and drawing with collaged elements

utilizing everyday discarded objects from old plywood, cardboard, broken furniture, discarded books, fabric scraps and other salvaged debris.

Through Oct. 4; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Sam Myers Sam Myers of MOPE Designs has her work exhibited at Lil Indies for a month. Through Sunday; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

Sarah Rakes: In Full Bloom Vibrant paintings. Through Aug. 23; Jeanine Taylor Folk Art, 211 E. First St., Sanford; free; 407-323-2774.

Selections From the Harry C. Sigman Gift of European and American Decorative Art Art glass, pottery, metalwork and furniture. TuesdaysThursdays, Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org.

St. Augustine at 450 Crealdé’s newest documentary project celebrates the oldest city in the United States on the occasion of the 450th anniversary of its founding. Through Aug. 29; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407539-2680; crealde.org.

Standing Strong in the Spirit: A Selection of Folk Art by Southern Women Pieces by Nellie Mae Rowe and Clementine Hunter, with new artists including Lucy Hunnicutt and Laurie Popp. Mixed media, from painting to textile. Through Sept. 27; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

Step Right Up: The Art of the Sideshow Historical carnival sideshow banners, photographs of the fair, contemporary paintings and contemporary sculpture. Through Aug. 29; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-8233161; gallery.cah.ucf.edu.

West African Tribal Art: Sculptures, Textiles & Artifacts An extensive survey of African artifacts, including masks, totems and carved sculptures. Many African cultures and tribes from across the continent are represented, including the Benin pre-colonial African Empire.

Through Oct. 4; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-2797534; moartdeland.org.

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blend of Angel’s Envy whiskey.

Thursday-Saturday; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; various menu prices; willspub.org.

Anime Festival Orlando Anime convention with guests from Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh! and other anime, as well as musical guests all the way from Japan. Also featured is Tales of Orlandia: Curse of the White Witch, an interactive convention experience that involves games, interactive theatre and more. FridaySunday; Wyndham Orlando Resort, 8001 International Drive; $50-$60; 407-844-1933; animefestivalorlando.com.

Art & Music in the Park Check out food trucks and vendors while Diamond Dixie and Caiti Patton perform country songs. Friday, 6-9 pm; Secret Lake Park, 200 N. Lake Triplet Drive, Casselberry; free; casselberry.org.

Art & Wine Stroll Mingle with artisans displaying their hand-crafted items and art while enjoying complimentary bite-sized treats, wine from Orlando’s own Quantum Leap Winery and live music.

Saturday, 6 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com.

Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendorsonly community market, featuring local growers, ranchers, fishermen, artisans and musicians. Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393; audubonmarket.com.

The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar - Sanford Food trucks, alcohol, seating and live music. Saturday, 5 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; various menu prices; 407-322-7475; thefoodtruckbazaar.com.

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Saturdays, 2 pm; Downtown Orlando Information Center, 201 S. Orange Ave.; $35; 407-228-3891; downtownorlandotours.com.

Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com.

March of Dimes Mudd Volleyball Pre-Party Turn in money for your mud volleyball team, buy raffle tickets and pick out your courts. Tuesday, 6-8 pm; Frank and Steins Winter Park, 200 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6366757; muddvolleyball.org.

MargaritaFest 6 Three hours of unlimited margarita sampling, plus live reggae and rock music. Saturday, 5-9 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; $20-$35; 407849-0471; wallstplaza.net.

Market at Mills 50 A weekly community market. Tuesdays, 5-10 pm; Thornton Parking Lot, 728 N. Thornton Ave.; free.

Mount Dora Seafood Festival Food, drinks, family events and live music from Alex Marley. Saturday, 11 am; Elizabeth Evans Park, 510 N Baker St, Mt. Dora; free-$55; mountdoramarket.com.

Nerdy Speed Dating Each date is three minutes long with one person, and everyone will have the opportunity for multiple dates with different people. All sexual preferences welcome.

Saturday, 6:30-8:30 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; $5; 407-4902531; orlando.nerdnite.com.

Orlando Farmers Market Sundays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com.

Orlando Fashion Week A three-day fashion show from Central Florida designers.

Thursday-Saturday, 8 pm; Baterby’s Art Gallery, 6848

Stapoint Ct., Winter Park; $20-$40; 407-622-1407; orlandofashionweekcorp.com.

Retromended Third Anniversary Retromended sets up a candy parlor in their courtyard and offers candy and cocktails to celebrate their third anniversary. Saturday, 3-7 pm; Retromended, 1231A N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-461-1264.

SeaWorld Summer Nights Extended hours, new shows.

Through Sept. 9; SeaWorld, 7007 SeaWorld Drive; cost of admission; 407-363-2613.

Second Thursday Art and Wine Walk Walk around Thornton Park to check out art and wine at various stops.

Thursday, 6:30 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; $10.

Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando.

Vintage RV & Antique Show Bring your vintage camper, RV or tent for a weekend camping party with music, campfire songs and more..

Saturday-Sunday, 6-9 pm; Renninger’s Antique Center, 20651 U.S. Highway 441 , Mount dora; free-$20; 352383-8393; renningers.net.

Winter Park Farmers Market Popular weekly farmers market in heart of Winter Park.

Saturdays, 7 am-1 pm; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Winter Park Walking Food Tour The Park Avenue Walking Food Tour dishes on some of Central Florida’s best-kept secrets. This tour features carefully chosen local savory and sweet eats and treats that add to the rich history of Winter Park. Fridays-Sundays, 11:15 am-2:15 pm; Central Park, COnTInued On Page 55

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Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $47; 800-6560713; orlandofoodtours.com.

ZoCORPS 004: The Next Wave Get made up as a zombie by professional makeup artists and join in a zombie walk through downtown. Sunday, 11 am; VFW Post 2093, 4444 Edgewater Dr; $15; 325-262-7935; tinyurl.com/ZCORPS004.

LEarning Drawing From Life Sketch live nude models.

All skill levels welcome.

Saturday, 1:40 pm; Redlight Redlight, 2810 Corrine Drive; $10-$20; 407-893-9832.

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An Instructional Sewing Affair Learn how to make your own cosplay costumes in a six-hour workshop taught by a pro.

Materials and sewing machine not included. Saturday, 10 am; Gods & Monsters, 5250 International Dr. Suite E8; $75.

Mummies of the World The largest collection of mummies ever assembled.

Ongoing; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $27; 407-514-2000; osc.org.

Nerd Nite Orlando XXX: Gaming & Space Nite A special gaming- and spacethemed event at the Orlando Science Center to get you excited for the upcoming Indie Galactic Space Jam.

Thursday, 7-10 pm; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-4902531; orlando.nerdnite.com.

Orlando Remembered A showcase of items highlighting people, places, and events of Orlando’s history. Ongoing; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $12; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org.

Zen in the Den Weekly non-religious meditation session. Wednesdays, 7 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; 7pm; 407-677-9669; redlionpub.org.

CiviCs Fleet Farming Swarm Ride Visit farmlettes and learn about urban farming on this 3- to 4-mile guided bike ride. Sunday, 2-5 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-2363316; fleetfarming.com.

LiTErary Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Echo’s Corner: All Black Bawse Affair Featuring Lady Tess Spoken word night and party. Friday, 8:30 pm; Cafe Annie, 131 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$12; 407-420-4041.

Functionally Literate Presents: Phillippe Diederich and Cecilia Rodríguez Milanés Reading and book signing with authentic Cuban food from Mi Casita food truck. Saturday, 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free.

Melissa Baldwin Book Launch Melissa Baldwin launchers her new novel, Wedding Haters. Thursday, 6-8 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-385-7084; writersblockbookstore.com.

Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

The S.A.F.E. Words Poetry Slam With Marissa Haynes Twelve poets compete in a two-round slam with a special guest. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

FamiLy Back 2 School Expo Annual back-to-school fashion show showcasing the top trends and must-have educational essentials presented by the Maile School. Attendees enjoy free face painting, balloon artists and prize giveaways. Kids can even meet animals from the COnTInued On Page 56

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Central Florida Zoo. Saturday, 10 am-3 pm; Seminole Towne Center, 200 Towne Center Circle, Sanford; free; 407-323-1843.

Back to School Jam 2015 Enjoy games, music, bounce houses, food and fun. School supplies and backpacks are distributed to children while supplies last. Saturday, 9 am-1 pm; The Embassy, 6208 S. Orange Ave.; free; kingdomlife.tv.

BAM! It’s a Picture Book: The Art Behind Graphic Novels Features today’s best graphic artists of the illustration world, such as Raina Telgemeier, Mark Crilley, Matthew Holm, Jarrett J. Krosoczka and Lincoln Pierce.

Through Nov. 1; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Friday Family Films A short film, and a tour of an art project and gallery at Morse.

Reservation required. Fridays, 10 am; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 406-645-5311 ext. 136.

Frozen Summer Fun at Walt Disney World A Frozen Royal Park Welcome, parade, singalong and dance party with fireworks. Through Sept. 7; Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

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sporTs B3 Runners Group Multiple distances and skill levels with beer after.

Wednesdays, 6:25 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440; bikesbeansandbordeaux.com.

Celebration of Running 5K A 5K and kids run celebrating the 38th anniversary of Track Shack. Saturday, 7:30 am; Orlando Cultural Park, 530 E. Princeton St.; $40; 407896-1160; trackshack.com.

Central Florida Mah Jongg Players All experience levels welcome for weekly play. Wednesdays, 1 pm; Oviedo Mall, 1700 Oviedo Marketplace Blvd., Oviedo; free; 561-704-9302.

Indie Galactic Space Jam Indie game developers get together to pitch ideas, form teams and work on developing video games that take place in space. Industry professionals and representatives from NASA and Kennedy Space Center share their expertise. ThursdaySunday; The Dorothy Lumley Melrose Center, 101 E. Central Blvd.; $45-$50; indiegalacticspacejam.com.

The Orlando (Afternoon) Shuffle Free shuffleboard event. Equipment provided.

Saturday, 3-5 pm; Beardall Senior Center, 800 S. Delaney Ave.; free; 407-230-5356.

Pool Tournament Sign up during happy hour. Mondays; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-673-2712; thehavenrocks.com.

Runyak A 2.3K run followed by a 3K kayak paddle followed by another 2.3K run. Prizes for winners. Saturday, 8 am-noon; Secret Lake Park, 200 N. Lake Triplet Drive, Casselberry; $30-$40; runyak.com.

Soul & Spirits Music and yoga in the dark, followed by original Grip the Mat cocktails and fresh-pressed organic juice from Wheat Berry Café. Saturday, 3 & 6 pm; The Attic, 68 E. Pine St.; $35.

Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. n

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dutifully completed an extended phase of downward growth. In the next extended phase, however, upward growth will predominate.

You did reasonably well on the hellish stuff; now comes the more heavenly rewards.

ARIES (March 21-April 19) To ensure the full accuracy of this horoscope, I have been compelled to resurrect an old-fashioned English word that isn’t used much any more: “gambol.” It means to cavort and frolic in a playful manner, or to romp and skip around with mad glee, as if you are unable to stop yourself from dancing.

The astrological omens seem unambiguous in their message: In order to cultivate the state of mind that will enable you to meet all your dates with destiny in the coming weeks, you need to gambol at least once every day.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Do you remember your first kiss? How about the first time you had sex? Although those events may not have been perfectly smooth and graceful, they were radical breakthroughs that changed your life and altered your consciousness. Since then, there may have been a few other intimate rites of passage that have impacted you with similar intensity. No doubt you will experience others in the future. In fact, I suspect that the next installments are due to arrive in the coming months. Get ready for further initiations in these mysteries.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Two-thirds of us don’t know what our strengths and talents are. That’s the conclusion of a study published in The Journal of Positive Psychology. One reason for the problem is what the report’s co-author Dr. Robert Biswas-Diener calls “strengths blindness,” in which we neglect our real powers because we regard them as ordinary or take them for granted.

Here’s the good news: If you suffer from even a partial ignorance about the nature of your potentials, the coming months will be a favorable time to remedy that glitch. Life will conspire to help you see the truth. (Read more: bit.ly/truestrengths.)

CANCER (June 21-July 22) In 1504, Michelangelo finished his sculpture of the Biblical hero David. But he hadn’t been the first person to toil on the 17-foot-high block of marble. Forty years earlier, the artist Agostino di Duccio was commissioned to carve David out of the stone. His work was minimal, however. He did little more than create the rough shape of the legs and torso. In 1476, Antonio Rossellino resumed where Agostino had stopped, but he didn’t last long, either. By the time Michelangelo launched his effort, the massive slab had languished for 25 years. I see parallels between this story and your own. I suspect that you will be invited to take on a project that has been on hold or gotten delayed. This may require you to complete labors that were begun by others – or maybe instigated by you when you were in a very different frame of mind.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Many people harbor the unconscious bias that beauty resides primarily in things that are polished, sleek and perfect. Celebrities work hard and spend a lot of money to cultivate their immaculate attractiveness, and are often treated as if they have the most pleasing appearance that human beings can have.

Art that is displayed in museums has equally flawless packaging.

But the current astrological omens suggest that it’s important for you to appreciate a different kind of beauty: the crooked, wobbly, eccentric stuff. For the foreseeable future, that’s where you’ll find the most inspiration.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) “No tree can grow to Heaven unless its roots reach down to Hell,” wrote psychologist Carl Jung in his book Aion. My interpretation: We earn the right to experience profound love and brilliant light by becoming familiar with shadows and suffering. Indeed, it may not be possible to ripen into our most radiant beauty without having tangled with life’s ugliness.

According to my understanding of your long-term cycle, you have

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) The Great Balancing Act of 2015 doesn’t demand that you be a wishy-washy, eager-to-please, self-canceling harmony whore. Purge such possibilities from your mind. What the Great Balancing Act asks of you is to express what you stand for with great clarity. It invites you to free yourself, as much as you can, from worrying about what people think of you. It encourages you to be shaped less by the expectations of others and more by what you really want. Do you know what you really want?

Find out! P.S.: Your task is not to work on the surface level, trying to manipulate the appearance of things. Focus your efforts in the depths of yourself.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Muslims, Jews and Christians are collaborating to erect a joint house of worship in Berlin. The building, scheduled to be finished by 2018, will have separate areas for each religion as well as a common space for members of all three to gather. Even if you don’t belong to any faith, you may be inspired by this pioneering effort to foster mutual tolerance. I offer it up to you as a vivid symbol of unity. May it help inspire you to take full advantage of your current opportunities to heal schisms, build consensus and cultivate harmony.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) In some phases of your life, you have been a wanderer. You’ve had a fuzzy sense of where you belong. It has been a challenge to know which target you should aim your arrows at. During those times, you may have been forceful but not as productive as you’d like to be; you may have been energetic but a bit too inefficient to accomplish wonders and marvels. From what I can tell, one of those wandering seasons is now coming to a close. In the months ahead, you will have a growing clarity about where your future power spot is located – and may even find the elusive sanctuary called “home.” Here’s a good way to prepare for this transition: Spend a few hours telling yourself the story of your origins. Remember all the major events of your life as if you were watching a movie.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You have been slowing to a crawl as you approach an exciting transition. But I’m here to advise you to resume normal speed. There’s no need for excessive caution. You have paid your dues; you have made your meticulous arrangements; you have performed your quiet heroisms. Now it’s time to relax into the rewards you have earned. Lighten your mood.

Welcome the onrushing peace and start planning how you will capitalize on your new freedom.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) “Most people reach the top of the ladder of success only to find it’s leaning against the wrong wall.”

Aquarian actor Paul Sorensen said that. It’s no coincidence that I’m bringing this theory to your attention right now. The coming months will be a good time to determine whether the ladder you have been climbing is leaning against the right wall or wrong wall. My advice is to question yourself at length. Be as objective as possible. Swear to tell yourself the whole truth. If, after your investigations, you decide it is indeed the wrong wall, climb down from the ladder and haul it over to the right wall. And if you’re satisfied that you are where you should be, celebrate!

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) When he served as Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi denigrated the cuisine of Finland.

“Finns don’t even know what prosciutto is,” he sneered. At best, he said, their food is to be “endured.” He mocked the “marinated reindeer” they eat. But Finland fought back against the insults. In an international pizza contest held in New York, their chefs won first Prize for their “Pizza Berlusconi,” a specialty pizza that featured marinated reindeer. The Italian entry finished second. I foresee you enjoying a comparable reversal in the coming months. And it all begins now.

If you’re looking for a loving dog, Orange County Animal Services’ Biscuit is the dog for you! He’s a friendly 1-year-old dog who loves to spend time outside. He gets along well with other dogs, and he walks nicely on the leash. Biscuit also enjoys having his long fur brushed and groomed. He would be the perfect dog in any loving home. During the month of August, all adopters will receive a reduced adoption fee displayed on the bottom of the rubber duck they pick. All dogs, cats, puppies and kittens are $5, $10, $15 or FREE to adopt! Each adoption includes sterilization, vaccinations and a pet microchip. Orange County Animal Services is located at 2769 Conroy Road, 407-836-3111, ocnetpets.com.

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B Y D A N S AVA G E I’ve been reading your column for a while, and you always advise kinky people to go seek the same within the kink community. But in my experience, the kink community is very “sex right away, get to know you later”-oriented. So I have two questions. First, as someone who’s a bit of an oldfashioned romantic, is there somewhere I can go to find sexually compatible people who are willing to let me get to know them before we fuck? And second, it’s very difficult for me to come in vanilla situations, which has caused some awkwardness in the past. My fetish is intense CBT (cock and ball torture), it’s pretty specific, and in my (admittedly limited) experience, most guys aren’t very willing to let me inflict that kind of pain. Seeing as I’m probably not going to stop dating people from the general pool (shy 24-year-old cub, not into hookups – I take what I can get), do you have any advice for making conventional sex a little better for me?

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“Congratulations to HISBALLS for admitting to himself that he has a creative sex drive,” said Donald Roger, the sadistic entrepreneur behind Shotgun Video (shotgunvideo.com), a gay BDSM porn studio that specializes in CBT. “Instead of wasting his time on why-am-I-bored-with-this sex, HISBALLS can look forward to a passionate and fascinating sex life.”

To say that Roger shares your kink, HISBALLS, is putting it mildly: Just torturing another man’s balls – listening to that man moan and groan – is all it takes to make Roger come.

“People say that has to be trick photography,” said Roger, whose “no-hands loads” are featured in Shotgun videos. “But it’s not a trick! Doubters are welcome to purchase our 100th video, which is coming out this week. Loose Cannons features an hour and a half of ball-torture scenes that end in no-hands loads that I shot and no-hands loads shot by bound guys whose balls are being tortured. I think it’s my masterpiece.”

I’m going to quickly answer your main question, HISBALLS, and then let Roger give you some advice that might actually be useful: Hard-core kinksters – kinksters who find it difficult to come in vanilla situations – make conventional sex a little better by entertaining fantasies about their kinks.

Know what’s better? Dating guys open to them.

“Finding appropriate partners is harder for seriously kinky men, but it’s a lot easier now than it used to be,” said Roger. “Recon is a worldwide cruising site (recon.com) that caters to alt-sex men. HISBALLS can choose a profile name for himself (like MuscleCBT – that guy is notorious), he can put up a few pictures, and most importantly he can write out what he’s looking for. He can tell people if he’s a top or a bottom, give some indication of what experience he’s had, focus on what he wants, but also tell people what his no-fly zones are – as in ‘no unsafe sex, no drugs and no Republicans.’”

You can also find kinky guys at Adam4Adam, Manhunt and BigMuscle – and in the general dating pool, too – and you’re not obligated to jump into bed and/or immediately start torturing the cock and balls of someone you’ve just met.

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dinner, or taking in the entire opera season together first,” said Roger, “or go straight to bed if it seems right. He should go at the speed that’s right for him. And he’ll be surprised – or more likely stunned – at just how many romantic, CBToriented men there are out there.”

A quick programming note about CBT: You can really hurt someone – damage someone – if you attempt CBT without knowing what you’re doing.

That’s why Roger produced a series of instructional videos for men who are curious about CBT. Look for videos 59, 60 and 62 at shotgunvideo.com, a series of lectures/demos. They’re just $10 each.

Follow Roger on Twitter @RogerOfShotgun.

Your advice to UGH last week was fine in general – he’s the frustrated man whose wife isn’t interested in sex – and a pretty solid rehash of your standard advice for people trapped in sexless marriages. But I’m writing because you missed something that may have been key: “Currently, she can last having sex for nearly half an hour before feeling exhausted and stopping, regardless of me reaching orgasm or not.” Two things: (1) Half an hour of PIV sex when you’re not feeling it would take a vat of lube and probably still be painful. (2) His wife lies there getting the inside of her vagina sanded off by Jackhammer McGee here and then has the nerve to ask him to stop when it’s too much “regardless” of HIS orgasm?!? What about her orgasm? What about her delicate vaginal tissue getting torn up? Not that he will magically consider her pleasure if he’s blind to her comfort and general well-being, but it might help him put his marriage in perspective.

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Thanks for your e-mail, ERR, and I really should’ve spotted that. We all have our blind spots, and this is definitely one of mine: When someone says they were having sex for half an hour, I don’t think of 30 minutes of PIV/PIB, as I don’t define “sex” as “penetrative vaginal or anal intercourse.”

My working definition of sex includes mutual masturbation, oral, fantasy play, and PIV/PIB. So when someone says, “My partner can only last having sex for half an hour,” I imagine half an hour of oral and mutual masturbation and penetration all jumbled together. I need to bear in mind that not all of my readers define sex the same way I do – indeed, far too many people believe penetration is sex and vice versa. Thanks for the reminder, ERR.

CONFIDENTIAL TO AMERICAN WOMEN: Did you watch the big GOP debate last week?

Scott Walker said that he supports a ban on abortion with no exception to save the life of the pregnant woman, and Marco Rubio said that women impregnated by rapists should not be allowed to get abortions – and not one of the other eight men onstage objected, not even the one supposedly pro-choice candidate. That would be George Pataki, the “pro-choice Republican” who bragged about defunding Planned Parenthood when he was governor of New York.

On the Lovecast, Dan and Amanda Marcotte on Republican lunacy: savagelovecast.com.

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Legal/Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA. IN THE MATTER OF THE ADOPTION OF: CASE NO.: 2015-DR-2485. IN THE MATTER OF THE ADOPTION OF: CHYANN RAYNE CANTU, A Minor. NOTICE OF ACTION AND OF PETITION AND HEARING TO TERMINATE PARENTAL RIGHTS PENDING ADOPTION AND FOR FINAL JUDGMENT OF ADOPTION. TO: Wendi Ann Barnard Current Residence Address: Unknown. YOU ARE NOTIFED that an action to terminate your parental rights and for a Final Judgment of Adoption has been filed against you in the above-captioned matter, and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it, on Attorney Christine E. Arendas, whose address is 1516 E. Colonial Dr., Suite 202, Orlando, FL 32803, on or before August 19, 2015 and file the original with the clerk of this court at Seminole County Courthouse, Domestic Relations Division, 301 North Park Avenue, Sanford, Florida 32771, either before service on the Attorney or immediately thereafter; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition. There will be a hearing on the petition to terminate parental rights pending adoption and for Final Judgment of Adoption on August 31, 2015 at 9:00 a.m. (Eastern Standard Time) before Hon. Michael J. Rudisill at Seminole County Courthouse, 301 North Park Avenue , Court Room G, Sanford, Florida 32771. UNDER SECTION 63.089, FLORIDA STATUTES, FAILURE TO FILE A WRITTEN RESPONSE TO THIS NOTICE WITH THE COURT OR TO APPEAR AT THIS HEARING CONSTITUTES GROUNDS UPON WHICH THE COURT SHALL END ANY PARENTAL RIGHTS YOU MAY HAVE REGARDING THE MINOR. You are the biological mother of a minor female child born on August 13, 2001 at Longwood, Florida. You are described as being 45 years old; Caucasian; 5’1”; 124lbs; hazel eyes and brown hair.

WITNESS my hand and seal this day of July, 2015. MARYANNE MORSE CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT. BY: Deputy Clerk. In accordance with the AMERICANS WITH DISABILITIES ACT, if you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance.

Please contact the ADA Coordinator, at 301 N. Park Avenue, Suite N301, Sanford, Florida 32771, telephone (407) 323-4330 ext. 4227 or 830-8919 ext.

4227, within 2 working days of your receipt of this Notice; if you are hearing impaired, call (TDD) 1-800-955-8771; if you are voice impaired, call VOICE (v) 1-800-955-8770.

NOTICE OF SALE. PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON AUGUST 28, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 2275 S. SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32822 – AT 8:00 AM A122 – A.SANTINI, B197 – H.NAVARRO, C175 – C.ALVARADO, C177 – J.BURLEY, C211F– R.BURTIS. 4801 S. SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32822 – AT 8:10 AM: 3037 – S.TAMPLE,7153 – M.REYES,8043 – S.THACKER. 235 E. OAKRIDGE RD – ORLANDO, FL 32809 – AT 8:30 AM: E548 – M.ORTIZ CRUZ, F613 – H.BERNARDIN, K108– G.GARCIA-BENGOA, K116 – B.MIRANDA, K123 – R.WYSE,O502 – M.LLUBERES, P003 – S.STEVENS, CHEVROLET SILVERADO, VIN 2GEC19R8T1146093.

1801 W. OAKRIDGE RD – ORLANDO, FL 32809 – AT 8:40 AM: D008 – K.HOWARD, G007 – S.PAULA, G009 – M.BENITEZ, G021 – N.WILLIAMS, J018 – L.LONES, J029 – E.GOURDINE. 4729 S. ORANGE BLOSSOM TRAIL – ORLANDO, FL 32839 – AT 8:50 AM 0108 – J.JANVIER, 0203 – L.HAMMONDS, 0207 – N.CAMERON, 0228 – R.RANDALL, 0418 – T.BLANCO, 0427 – A.POWELL, 0443 – E.SURIN,0704 – L.RIVERA,0842 – H.BARRACKS, 09101 – D.SERGY JR ,0912 – D.ESTERS,0965 – E.HARRIS,1045 – D.THOMAS,1115 – M.BRANDY, 1117 – R.LEWIS, 1159 –S.CLASS, 1267 – C.MCNEIL 1313 45TH ST – ORLANDO, FL 32839 – AT 9:00 AM: D407 – V.ROSS, E504 – R.FAIRO .2525. E. MICHIGAN ST – ORLANDO, FL 32806 – AT 9:10 AM: 2012 – K. COOK, 5012 – VILLAGE REALTY. Notice is hereby given that on August 26th 2015 Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations:Extra Space Storage 13125 S. John Young Pkwy. Orlando, Fl. 32837 (407) 240-0958 August 26th 2:00pm #233-Christine Scott-Furniture, #421-Taylor Johnson-Household Items, #100-Luis V Andrade-Household items, #709-Keith Lock- Personal items,books,wall hangings, #238-Lonny K McDougal-Equipment for work, #649-Casey Pasciucco-Household items, #832-Robert V Garner-Home items, #664-Claudine SabaterHousehold items. Extra Space Storage 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 380-0046 August 26th 11:00am #205 Luis Diaz – furniture, boxes, electronics, cabinets, household items. #514 Sebastian Morales – furniture, boxes, household items. #523 James Pugh– boxes, clothes, household items. #561 Melissa Miranda – boxes, misc goods, household items. #616 Diana Winkler – household goods and furniture. #1619 Edward Lewis – household goods, furniture. #2014 Christopher Garcia – automobile parts.

The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction.

Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON august 28, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 141 W State Road 434 Winter Springs, FL 32708 at 8:00amJ393 – Y. Gordon, K424 - y. Gordon 7190 S US Highway 17/92 Fern Park, FL 32730 at 8:00Am G726 – I. McDaniels

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION: 07, CASE NO.:DP13-464. – IN THE INTEREST OF THE CHILD:K. N.P. DOB: 09/28/2013 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHIP. STATE OF FLORIDA TO: OLIVERIO PORFIRIO-GONZALES Address unknown.

A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the above referenced child. You are to appear before Alicia Latimore, Circuit Judge, on the 24th day of September, 2015 at 9:30 a.m.. , at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The father is hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child, and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information.

The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ Reunion-Registry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families, 1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. Pleadings shall be copied to: Kim Crag-Chaderton, Esquire, kim.crag-chaderton@myflfamilies.com State of Florida Department of Children and Families, Children’s Legal Services, Pine Hills Service Center, 609 N. Powers Drive, Suite 324B, Orlando, FL 32818 (407-563-2380). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact: in Orange County, ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Suite 510, Orlando, Florida, phone 407-836-2303, or fax: 407-836-2204; at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving notification if the time before the scheduled court appearance is less than 7 days. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711 to reach the Telecommunications Relay Service. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 5th day of August, 2015. CLERK OF COURT

BY DEPUTY CLERK The following items are lost or abandoned property found in Orange County. – Apple I Pad-Hammersmith Rd Apple I Pod-Hammersmith Rd Apple I Phone-N. Orange Blossom Trl Cell Phone-Golden Rod Cell Phone Boost-S. Orange Blossom Trl Cell Phone Samsung-33rd Street CellPhoneSamsung-Cabo San Lucas Cir Cell Phone Verizon-Canada Ave Drone Phantom-Hubbard Pl Flat screen RCA-Hammersmith Rd GPS Garmin-Silver Star Rd Ladders (3)-Lake Underhill Rd Laptop Apple-Lake Underhill Rd Laptop Lenovo-Hammersmith Rd Laptop Sony-S. Avalon Park Blvd Speaker Bose-Hammersmith Rd Tablet Kindle-Universal Blvd Tablet Samsung-Hammersmith Rd Property not claimed will be disposed of per Florida State Statutes Chapter 705. For more information call 407 317-7570 M-F 8am to 5pm.

NOTICE OF SALE, PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON AUGUST, 28, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 900 S. KIRKMAN ROAD, ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 8:00 AM: 1102 – D. AUSTIN, 1409 – G. BAILEY, 1612– B. DINKEL, 2112 – J. CHOPSKI, 2206 – B. JACKSON, 2411 – S. FARMER, 2412 – M. CAMPBELL, 2507 – A. COOPER, 2510 – E. LESLIE, 2608 – D. DURIEUX, 3107 – J. MENDEZ, 3117 – R. MCCLOUD, 3218 – J.MONTALVO, 3304 – F. MCCOY, 3413 – W. ROYAL, 4104 – B. MALDONALDO, 4105 – T. CADE, 4212 – R. CREWS, 4314 – J. ADAMS, 4415 – T. COUNCIL, 4518 – R. SANTIAGO, 4603 – J. SINGER, 4705 – S. TUCKER, 5102 –P. KONSTANTINE, 5105 – T. YAMBO, 5111 – L. NAPOLEON, 5112 – C. DAVIS, 6108 – H. OZDEMIR, 6112 – R. LEE FELDER, 7112 – C. FLORENTIN, 7114 – A. BOIS, 7115 – O. LEBRUN, 7116 – D. BLUNT, 7119 – C. MAZUR, 8106 – A. BROWN, 8107 – A. VASQUEZ, 8113 – W. DARIUS, 8114 – C. BRAIZER, 8122 – J. Bell Jr., 2102 – H. SIKORA. 5602 RALEIGH ST – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 8:10 AM: 0029 – T.CARROLL, 0040 – V.COLLINS, 0048 – O. MCFARLENE, 0058 – S.DORZIL, 0067 – J. ASHLEY III, 0069 – E.GRAY, 0070 – C.COOMBS , 0090 – W.RUCKER, 0095 – C.ELLIS, 0106 – M.CHANCE, 0107 – S.DALES, 0116 – E.PAGAN, 0130 – C.BROWN, 0138 – S.PIKE, 0172 – S.EDWARDS, 0188 – T.DIABY, 0198 – A.WILLIAMS, 0204 – J.KIRKLAND, 0234 – Y.RIVERA, 0249, M.VARGAS, 0255 – V.SILVA, 0258 – S.HERNDERSON, 0266 – L.MESSAM, 0273 – C.ROSS, 0289 - C.MERZIUS, 0292 – T.STRINGER, 0299 – A.GREENE, 0300 – N.SMITH, 0306 – K.EDWARDS, 0403 - D.SYLVESTER, 0406 – U.S. JESCO, 0406 – J.OLVERA, 0411 – M.GULCINSCHI, 0426 – T.LAMAR, 0435 – K.BRUTON, 0438 – J. DOS SANTOS, 0439 – J.AMEDEO, 0458 – P.HANCOCK, 0474 – A.HARRIS, 0492 – M.VAZQUEZ, 0502 – R.DUNAWAY, 0507 – C.WILSON, 0527 – D.WRIGHT, 0551 – S.CABASSA, 0568 – R.PRINCE, 0571 – C. SCOTT. 5401 L.B. MCLEOD RD – ORLANDO, FL – 32811 – AT 8:20 AM : 1104 – D.SHINE, 1106 – R.ROBINS, 1122 – I.TORRE, 1135 – J.HEATH, 1156 – Q.WILLIAMS , 1168 – G.MOTTA, 2204 – W.SEVILLA, 2214 - A.HOPKINS , DODGE STRATUS, VIN# 4282, 2214 – SANTANDER CONSUMER USA, INC. DODGE STRATUS VIN# 4282, 2214 CITIFINANCIAL AUTO, DODGE STRATUS, VIN# 4282, 2215 – S.FARRINGTON, 2235 – J.RODRIGUEZ, 2240 – E.DASILVA, 2242 – J.TAN, 2266 – K.HAIR, 2272 – M.DICKS, 2285 – M.PERKINS, 2290 – T.AWOLARU. 4508 S. VINELAND RD – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 8:30 AM: 0025 S.NIGHT, VOLVO VIN#0021, 0611 – A.ENGRAM, 0704 – T.ALSTON, 0705 – A.NANTON, 0814 – C.FRANCIS, 0837 – D.GIL, 0849 – L.STARKE, 0850 – R.DA SILVA LEAL, 0926 – M.LAWSON, 1008 – J.HALL, 1018 – E.CHARLES JR., 1101 – R. TWINE, 1110 – J.MITCHELL, 1317 – J.JEAN-FRANCOIS. 5900 LAKE HURST DR – ORLANDO, FL 32819 – AT 8:40 AM: B038 –K.MELLO, C184 – D.MOLLIVER, D120 – D.TALLEY, D123 – F.ALLEN, D156 – A.ROJO,

D173 – A.PRESTON, E221 – G.QUILES, E224 – G.AGUDELO, E233 – D.FLOWERS, H074 – R.DIEUX. 1800 TEN POINT LN – ORLANDO, FL 32837 – AT 8:50 AM: 0110 – E.CASTELLANOS, 0118 –S.AVERY, 0290 – S.RODRIGUEZ, 1021 – J.REICHLEY, 2002 – T.BROWN, 2049 – R.PEREZ VELIZ, 2056 – S.PIPER, 3030 – D.ROSADO, 3031– J.PARKER, 3033 – C.HARRIELL, 3036 – C.LOVETTE JR. 3045 – F.GARCIA, 6002 – L.MORGAN, 6009 – M.MILAN, 7009 – K.VLADO, 7016 – R.RODRIGUEZ, 7027 – S.MINOR, 7083 – S.PEREZ, 7111 – J.MARTINEZ MUNIZ. 2783 N. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 9:00 AM: 1003 - G.GALLAHER, 1053 – C.SKENES, 1059 – Y.GARCIA, 1081 – I.DE LA PAZ, 1114 – M.MALLENS, 11206 – T.HARDAWAY, 11212 – P.GREGORY, 11405 – K.COLEMAN, 12014 – A.PEREZ, 1211 – A.SANTIAGO RIVERA, 12116 –D.RIVERA ROUSS, 12322 – Y.CRUZ, 12409 – D.DELGADO, 306–T.HERNANDEZ, 603 – J.ESCOBAR, 884 –G.MORALES. 951 S. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 9:10 AM: 1005 L.LUZURIAGA, 1027 –R.KING, 1108 – S.WEED-SANDERS,

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Legal/Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Latimore CASE NO.: DP13-6 IN THE INTEREST OF: K.D DOB: 11/06/2012, MINOR CHILDREN. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Cory Sherpf-Dauven, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached.

You are to appear on August 24, 2015, at 9:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Alicia L. Latimore, for a TPR Advisory. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes.

As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion.

Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ReunionRegistry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families,1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700.

If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 8th day of April, 2015. CLERK OF COURT. Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276.

By:_____Deputy Clerk. Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services State of Florida Department of Children and Families 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211 Orlando, FL 32801 (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE August 31, 2015 at 8:00AM at My Towing Company 1800 N Forsyth Rd., Orlando FL 32807. Will sell the following vehicles to the highest bidder 2000 HONDA 1HGEJ8249YL057391 1999 CHEVROLET 1G1NE52M5XY100331. Term of the sale are cash. My Towing Company reserves the right to accept or reject any and all bids. Vehicle sold as is, no warranty, no guarantee, no title.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Robert J Hill, of 1131 Duncan Dr, Winter Springs, FL 32708 County of Seminole. pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: RJ Hill Photography. It is the intent of the undersigned to register” RJ Hill Photography” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 10 of August, 12,2015.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISION. File No. 2015 CP 0001624-O IN RE: ESTATE OF GERTRUDE M. MACCINI. Deceased – NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the estate of Gertrude M. Maccini, deceased, whose date of death was April 26, 2015, is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 North Orange Avenue, Orlando, FL 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court ON OR BEFORE THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN FLORIDA STATUTES SECTION 733.702 WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is 8/12/2015.

Attorney for Personal Representative: Timothy L. Finkenbinder Attorney Florida Bar Number: 0025480 OVERSTREET, MILES, CUMBIE & FINKENBINDER, PA. 100 Church Street KISSIMMEE, FL 34741. Telephone: (407) 847-5151, Fax: (407) 847-3353 E-Mail: tfinkenbinder@omcflaw.com Secondary E-Mail: dlettow@omcflaw.com. Personal Representative: Robert J. Maccini, Jr. 5040 Brightmour Circle Orlando, Florida 32837.

Administrative Assistants Needed – We are currently seeking for Administrative assistants, We need someone to ensure efficient operation of the office, also be reliable, responsible and organized. He/She will support our manager and employees through a variety of tasks related to organization and communication ensuring that all administration tasks are completed accurately and delivered with high quality and in a timely manner.

Interested person should contact Patricia: pcstella88@hotmail.com for more info and wages.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Kirkman-600 S Kirkman Rd -Orlando 09/02/15: 1059 Ministry Studios, 2027 & 2028 Dakota P Gant, 2046 Jonathan McKnight, 2067 Marc English, 3022 Angel Molina, 3097 Orlando Middleton, 4026 Emery James, 4029 Octavia Peterson, 6016 Lecrystal Clay, 6026 Idel Chin, 6038 Demitrie Sanders, 8011 Kesha Johnson, 8012 Jerrold Johnson, 8018 Lee Phillips.

Uhaul Ctr Orange Ave- 3500 S Orange Ave-Orlando 09/02/15: 1114 Tovia Robinson, 1165 Gabriel Chaney,1449 Recovery BE3432W Zuhan Wang, 1526 Angel Davis, 1532 Ebony Davis, 2139 Joseph D’Angelo-Lajoie, 2141 Vincent Picconi.

Uhaul Ctr Baldwin Park- 4001 E Colonial Drive -Orlando 09/02/15: A115 Bosko Lazic, C211 Hewnri Pereira, D137 George Lewis, D183 Tatiana Noelia, D203& D222 Delano Dees, D209 Tonia Ahmed, D216 Jesse Moore. Uhaul Ctr Goldenrod-508 N Goldenrod Rd-Orlando 09/02/15: 106 Evans Pierre, 221 Adrain Robinson, 307 Amanda Cepero, 322 Daniel Perez, 615 Mildred Betancourt,704 Steven Alford, 705 Anthony Brimhall, 720 Eric Roman.

Uhaul Ctr Alafaya-11815 E Colonial Dr-Orlando 09/02/15: 1201 Casley Chin, 1238 Omayra Colon.

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Legal/Public Notices Notice is hereby given that on August 27th 2015 Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations:Extra Space Storage 1101 Marshall Farms Rd, Ocoee 34761 (407) 877-0191 August 27th 2015 9:30am #D286-McSwain FowlerHousehold goods #C219-Shawn Johnson-Audi #B153-Edwin JiminezTools #B099-Jerelene Jackson- Business inventory and household items #E316-John Garrard-Household #A030Chris Crowley-Household #H443Fernando Gusmao-Household items #C189-Janet Howell-Household items #B140-Shantatta Nedd-Household items #D273-Shelby Smith-Dressers, boxes, stove, fridge, large bed #C207Shauna Morrison-Bed, night stands, dresser #A004-Lee Fordham- Household goods #0736-Thomas Johnson -Household goods and furniture #F391-Patrick Thurber-Household goods #E307-John Tatarka-Household furniture #A070-Jose Tovar-Household goods. Extra Space Storage 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-0867 August 27th 11:00am #05053 Jeff Cameron household goods, #07009 Natasha Francis M/C LTS/26” rims, #07011 Carolyn Rozier hsehold goods, #02300 Chris Molinaray hsehold goods, #022701 Solutions Spine Health Furniture/files, #02296 Latanya Griggs hsehold goods, #02155 Harrun Majeed hsehold items, #08045 CindyFinance furniture/hsehold items, #07029 Tramaine Howard hsehold furniture/items, #07035 Steven Madaus hsehold items, #06041 Shannon Baker boxes,bookcase/books, #02074 Carla Alvarez tools, #2096 Ernest Cannon hsehold items. Extra Space Storage 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 August 27th 12:30pm #042 Laurie Kiner – Household items #153 Robin Willis – household items #141 Oriana Millton – Household Items #049 Roberto Bougeois – 2008 A5 #600 Esther Gibbons household items #804 Cheryl Lessacher –furniture, boxes #139 Brian going – boxes, electronics, some tools #504 Trina Mccormack – boxes, bags, bookshelf #026 Fredrick Robinson- Household items #255 Michelle Johnsonshoes, household items. Extra Space Storage 3501 Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518 August 27th 1:30pm #1003-Gerald Simons (Clothing Boxes) #2106- Beatrice Savior (Clothing Boxes)#4071- Terry White (House hold Items)#4035- Julie Tulley (Clothes, Boxes)#4011- Michelle Cooks (Furniture, Boxes, House hold goods, Clothing)#4082- Debbie Tucker (Household Goods)#4061- Serge Obiang (Boxes, Furniture’s)#2135- Pamela Bowers (Church Goods)#4057- Bernard Mcdonald (Household Goods)#4053Patrice Johnson (Household Goods)#1103- Alicia Hill (Luggage and personal Items)#1083- Zinet Muedini (Household Goods)#3029- Catherine Ann Young (Household Goods)#1010Benjamin Owens (Household Goods)#4073- Heath Starr (Personal Items)#3132- Monica Hall(Clothes, Shoes, Fish tanks, TV and table)#1058Antoinette Jackson (Household Goods).

Extra Space Storage 1420 N. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804 (407) 650-9033 August 27th 3:00pm #194 Sherra Hedrick-Household goods #766 Randy Nault- Trailer, Household Items #597 Brandon WashingtonPersonal Items #782 Nancy SevereClothes, Books, Personal Items. Extra Space Storage 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando.

Fl. 32810 (407) 539-0527 August 27th 4:00pm #1137 Eric Barrett- General Merchandise #1117 Adebayo Fatila-General household goods #3111 Carline Charles- Household goods, TV, Beds, Furniture #3173 Nicole Darrigo- Household Items #3106 William Lindemann- Furniture #Derek RobertsElectronics, TV’s, game systems, computer and monitor and car hood and rims #3134A Kevin Peterkin- Boxes #1107 Jeffery Hall- Personal. #3105 Michael Martinez- Tools, Electronics, and

Furniture #1139 James Carter- Clothes and Tools #2085 Matthew Teal- Office Equipment #2031A Baresha WilliamsClothes #4091 Darren Cochran- Clothing #1079 Benjamin Martinez- Household items, sofa, tv, beds, seasonal decorations, bicycles, and toys #2038 Dimeral Wise- Sofa dining room table TV stand and a queen bed and full bed washer and dryer clothes. The auction will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON AUGUST 26, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED.653 MAGUIRE BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32803 – AT 08:00AM: 0201 – M. Rath, 0504 – L. Bentley, 0516 – L. Dolphin, 0518 – N. Guzman, 1075 – A. Ortiz, 2017 – K. Dixon, 2156 – A. Teague, 3109 – M. Graham, 3206 – A. Wilson, 0525 – D. Hibbs, 2143 – A. Gomez, 3083 – AXA ADVISORS, 3083 – M. Pickard, 3087 - S. Center 1023 N. MILLS AVE – ORLANDO, FL 32803 – AT 08:10AM: 1002 – P. COOPER, 1059 - APPLETON LAW OFFICE P.A, 1059 – M. APPLETON, 2005 – G. MITCHELL, 2035 – S. NEWBERRY, 2066 – A. THOMAS, 2069 – J. JUNOD, 2140 – A. LAVALLE, 3025 – N. DAJANI, 3074 – S. SAHEBI, 4037 – E. SMITH, 1075 – M. GARCIA, 3097 – R. FARMER, 4104 – D. BRANCH 1842 W FAIRBANKS AVE –WINTER PARK, FL 32789 — AT 08:20AM: 1017 – J. THOMAS, 2010 – P. BROWN, 2159 – J. GREEN, 2187 – D. BALDWIN, 3046 – S. PARKER, 3165 – N. PHILLIPS 1241 S. ORLANDO AVE. MAITLAND, FL 32751 – AT 8:30AM: 0017 – e.Green, 0054 – l.Henry, 0103 – m.Freeman, 0145 – m.Tall, 0168 – m.Myceers, 0203 – e.Green, 0236 – j.Jensen, 0308 – e.Green, 0447 – m.Riley, 0502 – e.O’Neal, 3020 – p.Digiovanni, 5003 – r.Bergaman N, 3046 – S. PARKER, 3165 – N. PHILLIPS 2431 S ORANGE BLOSSOM TRAIL – APOPKA, FL 32703 – AT 08:40AM: C018 – l.Simmerman, C039 – t.Honeycutt, D064 – s.Brinkley, D082 – d.rumph, E002 – k.Schellenbarg, F012 – c.Lane, F015 – b.chatigny, F019 – d.DUNSTON, H020 – s.Hughes, H021 – m.Kent, H028 – k.POLINGO, H055 – a.Mentus, NA04 – c.Garcia, NA13 – k.Washington, NB13 – j.Klepzig, NB14 – e.Delvalle, NB17 – d.Moore, NB21 – m.Cuddy, NC09 – l.Jones, NC11 – s.Moore, S031 – w.Pinott-Mojica, U007 – m.Woods, U038 – t.Doss, V001 – e.Majewicz, V007 – t.Hattan, X017 – s.Sellers, X019 – b.Craft, X020 – c.Eddy 3150 N HIAWASSEE RD – ORLANDO, FL 32818 – AT 08:50AM: 1409 – a.Hemmer, 1413 – p.Formor, 1506 – r.Barnhill, 1509 – s.Cooper, 1511 – l.Wiggins, 1611 – b.Sims, 1801 – g.Turner, 1808 – d.Wright, 1809 – c.Gibbons, 1829 – m.Headley, 1833 – n.louis, 1914 – c.Chaney Sr, 1917 – v.Long, 1926 – f.Rosa, 1927 – s.Harris, 2103 – s.Davenport, 2116A – k.Tyrell, 2211 – t.Sydney, 2220 – s.Cooper, 2228 – r.Watson, 2231 – n.Laster, 2408 – r.Wilkinson, 2409 – t.Johnson, 2413 – p.JOHNSON, 2416 – o.Beacham, 2422 – c.Massani, 2512 – m.Mowatt, 2519 – s.Fitzgerald, 2524 – a.Simmons, 2614 – m.Robinson, 2627 – p.Hunte, 2702 – j.Robinson, 2708 – t.Taylor, 2717 – j.Wilcox, 2718 – l.Sulton, 2719 – l.Washington, 2722 – j.Durnin, 2730 – r.Cherry, 2800 – m.Antoine, 2806 – a.Denmark 8255 SILVER STAR RD – ORLANDO, FL 32818 – AT 09:00AM: 1103 – p.Hicks, 1211 – c.Baronville, 1305 – d.Johnson, 1329 – m.Cruz, 1363 – n.Hightower, 1410 – k.Gwynn, 1437 – c.Gumbs, 1450 – s.Wright, 1452 – b.Williamson, 1453 – d.Floyd, 1459 – a.Garcia, 1462 – f.Graczyk, 1475 – b.Shoemaker, 1508 – c.Lee, 1520

– w.CRAWFORD II, 1616 – l.Stinson, 1706 – w.Wetzstein, 2008 – m.Amari, 2013 – s.Jenkins, 2024 – t.Birdsong, 2050 – i.FORD, 2109 – t.Perry, 2213 – d.Moya, 2228 – l.Cobb, 2291 – j.Montero, 2307 – r.Saintilus, 2312 – l.WETZSTEIN, 2412 – t.Timmons, 2452 – a.Millet, 2623 – n.Rosas Jr., 3000 – T.ALIM VIN#4JGBF7BE3BA652936, 3015 – c.Clark VIN#1GYEK13R9XR403362 VIN#WBAEK73494B32246 6770 SILVER STAR RD – ORLANDO, FL 32818 – AT 09:10AM: 0010 – b.Bueso, 0021 – c.Chukes, 0024 – w.Giles Jr, 0032 – j.Sullivan, 0059 – d.BEALE, 0082 – y.Mallard Jr, 0094 – w.Lumpkin, 0140 – l.Mccants, 0153 – r.Jones, 0173 – i.Griffin, 0190 – d.ridanpaa, 0196 – t.Chambers, 0208 – n.Geffrard, 0236 – s.Hamilton, 0246 – g.Castillo, 0256 – i.Donado, 0267 – r.Schilt, 0268 – e.Gilmore, 0270 – r.Ross Jr, 0295 – r.Ooton, 0315 – t.Rowe, 0331 – w.Jefferson Jr, 0339 – s.Annon, 0392 – t.kersaint, 0396 – m.Tybuszewski, 0398 – b.Ashley, 0410 – t.Carter, 0432 – t.Black, 0437 – t.taylor, 0443 – l.Robinson, 0464 – l.Lester, 0470 – b.Lattimore, 0474 – l.Ousley, 0475 – p.Dadaille, 0478 – e.QUETANT, 0481 – j.Laurent, 0486 – s.Rowe, 0490 – e.Kendrick, 0497 – l.TURNER, 503 – y.Herring, 0505 – s.BALDWIN, 0509 – c.Rutland, 0535 – b.Collins, 0542 – r.Herring, 0544 – m.Francis, 0546 – t.Ellison, 0554 – a.White, 0562 – d.Jones, 0588 – h.KERR, 0601 – m.Moore, 0607 – a.Etheridge, 0613 – r.Gaines, 0639 – a.Newton, 0648 – c.McNAUGHTEN, 0660 – e.Duveillaume, 0668 – a.Franklin, 0704 – a.Bowers Jr., 0751 – d.Conrad, 0763 – d.Williams, 0786 – b.Willis, 0789 – r.Wilson Pryor, 0791 – s.Bell, 0792 – d.Chin, 0799 – a.Richardson, 0812 – m.LOPEZ, 0819 – w.Prescott, 0827 – t.Williams, 0863 – g.Castegino, 0891 – j.Wiesenfeld, 0900 – p.SANTOS, 0927 – r.Sterlin 3900 W.COLONIAL DR-ORLANDO, FL 32808AT 9:20AM: A012 – S. TISDALE, A014 – P. ANDERSON, A025 – C. KALLA, B001 – J. ROSADO, B050 –P. HENDERSON, B063 – M. DIXON, B067 – L. AUSTIN, B068 – J. JEAN-BAPTISTE, B072 – R. MADDOX, C019 – A. HENDERSON, C049 – C. JACKSON, D002 – P. ENSLOW, D036 – M. MATTUCCI, D052 – K. GOODWIN, D069 – H. BAILEY, D081 – C. COX, D087 – C. WALLACE, D088 – R. VILLA, D090 – O. MASONGALE, D104 – R. BASKERVILLE, D120 – E. RHODES, D138 – Q. JENKINS, D139 – R. WEAVER, D144 – J. DAWSON, E001 – C. DUPEY, E002 – J. HAMMOND, E006 – E. BARNUM, E011 – B. DINKEL, E012 – M. WILLIAMS, E023 – P. MENDEZ, F001 – J. NEWSOME, F004 –H. SIMMONS, F017 – A. MCDONALD, F029 – M. PUGH, F030 – D. PADGETT, F032 - DREAM LIFE CENTER, F032 – S. JOHNSON, F033 - DREAM LIFE CENTER, F033 – S. JOHNSON, F034 – B. BATTS, F050 – M. ARIAS, B065 – T. TERRELL, D143 – EGAN, LEV, & SIWICA P.A., D143 – M. ORANTESAGUILAR, 2308 N. JOHN PARKWAY – ORLANDO, FL 32804 – AT 09:30AM: A011 – D. Owens, B002 – V. Jones, B007B – J. Abraham, B012 – J. Maynard, B024B – D. Smith, B027B – J. Jeanbattiste, B028B – T. Burns, B032B – R. Kersten, B040 – A. Bobbsemble, B041 – D. Frazier, B076B – A. Bauer, B078 – S. Burns, B081B – R. White, B089 – S. Young, C023 – J. Gaw, C070 – J. Abraham, C091 – J. Maynard, D004 – T. Hardy, D025 – K. Rollins, D046 – J. Johnson, D073 – D. Freeman, D080 – M. Darby, E006 – W. Huggins, E009 – D. Mills, E016 – C. Calhoun, E030 – A. Cooper, E034 – R. Jackson, E080 – V. Moran, F022 – M. Tiller, F027 – L. Young, F058 – T. Gordon, F067 – K. Whipper, F075 – M. Gaw, F079 – M. Santiago, F089 – L. Mathis, G002 – C. Ruff, G010 – M. Johnson, G013 – S. James, G039 – A. Alexzander, B033B – T. Griggs 4100 JOHN YOUNG PARKWAY – ORLANDO, FL 32804 – AT 09:40AM: A107 – C. Gant, A116 – R. Karr, A129 – T. Weinman, A137 – L. Warner, A139 – S. Green, A142 – T. Gunn, A145 – C. Carter, A148 – S. Moylan, B213 – C. Holiday, B221 – T. Ellis, B227 – P. Chinnery, B229 – S. Jack, B240 – N. Porter, B245 – M. Dixon, B253 – O. Harrison, C310 – J. Beaumont, C314 – C. Smith, C320 – A. Hood, C343 - Dreamlife Center, C343 – L. Wilson, C346 – T. Godard, C355 - Dreamlife Center, C355 – A. Dushane, C362 – N. Coker, D414 – A. Blair, D419 – A. Amore, D430 – A. Novkov, D438 – G. Jensen, E001 – K. Napier, E005 – G. Mathis, E050 – N. Lafaille, E061 – D. West, E067 – B. Tillman, E094 – D. Stinson, E113 – K. Finn, E115 – D. Flanders, E116 – R. Perry, F608 – S. Glover, F619 – E. Johnson, F628 – D. Walker II, F629 – J. Cruz, F632 – J. Lampkin, F645 – E. Yorton, F647 – T. Miller, F652 – M. Barton, H813 - Seco World Wide Resources, H813 – E. Wagnac, J920 – T. Marshall, P011 – E. Concepcion, P015 – E. Glenn, P027 – E. Concepcion, P047 – W. Stanley, J914 – Dreamlife center, J914 – S. Johnson..

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION: 03, CASE NO.:DP13-436. – IN THE INTEREST OF THE CHILD: Y. M. V. DOB:04/13/2013 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHIP. STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Rafael Reyes, Jr. address unknown. A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the above referenced child. You are to appear before Thomas W. Turner, Circuit Judge, Courtroom 5, on the 15th day of September, 2015 at 10:00 a.m. , at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The father is hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child, and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in 63.032, As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion.

Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/Reunion-Registry.htm.

Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families, 1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700.

If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact: in Orange County, ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Suite 510, Orlando, Florida, (407) 836-2303, fax: 407-836-2204; at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving notification if the time before the scheduled court appearance is less than 7 days. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711 to reach the Telecommunications Relay Service.Pleading shall be copies to: Stephanie Evans, Esquire, stephanie. evans@myflfamilies.com Dept. of Children and Families, Children’s Legal Services, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, Fl 32811. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this day of July, 2015. CLERK OF COURT.

Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on August 28, 2015 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Services, 1425 W Taft Vineland Rd, Orlando, FL, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 1994 Ford Vin# 2FALP71WXRX197400; 2005 Ford Vin# 1FTRF12W85NB78892; 2003 Toyota Vin# 4T1BE32K33U707077; 2004 Nissan Vin# 1N4BA41E84C931458; 1996 Ford Vin# 1FMDU32X2TUC69496; 2014 AMpi Vin# 1A9EE1418ED853346 2002 Honda Vin# JHMCG56712CD28545; 1998 Toyota Vin# 4T1BG22K9WU201987; 2003 Saturn Vin# 1G8AJ52F23Z122417; 2006 Dodge Vin# 2B3KA43R56H468724; 1989 Mazda Vin# JM1FC3318H0542238; 2004 Chrysler Vin# 2C8GM68454R636789; 2004 Infiniti Vin# JNKCV51F34M708478;1999 BMW Vin# WBAAM3330XFP50146; 1990 Honda Vin# 1HGCB7163LA028247;

STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA COUNTY OF BUNCOMBE IN THE GENERAL COURT OF JUSTICE DISTRICT COURT DIVISION JUVENILE DIVISION 10 JT 219 IN THE MATTER OF: A.D.D. Minor Child.

TO: UNKNOWN FATHER(S), of one African American female child, A.D.D., born September 6, 2002 to N.M.J., in in Orange County, Florida. The biological mother, N.M.J. is also African-American.

TAKE NOTICE that a pleading seeking relief against you has been filed in the above-captioned action. The nature of the relief sought is as follows: Termination of parental rights to A.D.D., minor child, pursuant to North Carolina General Statute, 7B-1111. You are required to make defense to such proceedings no later than September 14, 2015, said date being forty (40) days from the publication of this notice, and upon your failure to do so, the Buncombe County Department of Social Services, Petitioner, will apply to the Court for the relief sought. If you are indigent, you are entitled to appointed counsel. You may contact the Buncombe County juvenile court clerk immediately to request counsel. This the 29th day of July, 2015. HANNA HONEYCUTT, ATTORNEY FOR BUNCOMBE COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF SOCIAL SERVICES PO BOX 7408 ASHEVILLE, NC 28802 (828)-250-5500 August 5, 2015, August 12, 2015, August 19, 2015

Self Storage Zone /Powers Drive, 2650 N Powers Dr., Orlando, FL 32818 here by gives PUBLIC notice of the disposal for the default of lease agreement, pursuant to Florida statutes Section 83.801-83.809 on the following individuals: All items are House Hold Goods unless otherwise stated.

Unit 168 Jannie Paterson/Jannie Patterson Unit 766 Trenessa Williams., Unit 151 Rhonda Willis, Unit 531 Kinson Metayer, Unit 155 Natacha Lamy, Unit 477 John Marman, Unit 815 Cheryl Mcphaul, Unit 826 Raphael L Thompson, Unit 118 Marshall L Turner, Unit 821 Terrance Walker, Unit 424 Liana E Davis, The undersigned will be auctioned on line at www.storagebattles.com until, Tuesday August 25, 2015 at 2:00 PM. Said property has been stored and is located at Self Storage Zone, 2650 N. Powers Drive, Orlando, FL 32818.

Noah’s Ark Self Storage SALE NOTICE Notice is hereby given that Noah’s Ark Self Storage will sell the contents of the following self-storage units by public auction to satisfy their liens against these tenants, in accordance with the Florida Self-Storage Facility Act. The auction will take place at this location at 9:00am August 25th 2015 or thereafter. Units are believed to contain household goods or miscellaneous, unless otherwise listed. Noah’s Ark Self Storage, 831 N Park Ave, Apopka FL, 32712. Phone: (407) 7035923 E-mail: rocksprings@noahsark.cc.

Unit #2020 James Kemprowski.

Notice of Action For Dissolution of Marriage – To: Ryanne De Lima Rover, UNKNOWN. You are notified that an action has been filed against you and that you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses if any, to it on Scott M Dorough whose known address is 5081 The Oaks Circle on or before 9/10/2015, and file the orginal with the clerk of this court at 425 N Orange Ave. Suite 320 Orlando Fl. 32801 before service on Petitioner or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition. Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of Court’s office. You may review these documents upon request. You must keep the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office notified of your current address. (You may file Notice of Current Address, Florida Supreme Court Approved Family Law Form 12.915.) Future papers in this lawsuit will be mailed to the address on record at the clerk’s office.

WARNING Rule 12.285, Florida Family Law Rules of Procedure, requires certain automatic disclosure of documents and information. Failure to comply can result in sanctions, including dismissal or striking pleadings.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/LATIMORE CASE NO.: DP13-329 IN THE INTEREST OF: Z.M., DOB:02/20/2009, R.M., DOB:09/04/2011, MINOR CHILDREN SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: SHATAKA HAMMOCK, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Alicia L. Latimore, on August 12, 2015 at 9:30 a.m. at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING You must appear on the date and at the time specified.

FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 7th day of July, 2015. This summons has been issued at the request of: Crystal Mincey, Esquire, FBN: 89158 CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT. Senior Attorney for the State of Florida Children’s LegalServices 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211 Orlando, Florida 32801. (407) 317-7643-Telephone Deputy Clerk (407) 317-7126-Fax (Court Seal) Crystal.mincey@myflfamilies.com By:/s/ Lisa Rotenberger.

West Landing Chiropractic Care, LLC Office closing on August 27, 2015. Current & Future contact information PO BOX 585577 Orlando FL 32858 & Landing348@gmail. com. Patients seen by Appointments only.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES,SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS,BEDDING,TOYS, GAMES,BOXES,BARRELS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE IS NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO BE HELD ONLINE ENDING WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 2015 AT TIMES INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING AND BIDDING WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE ONLINE AT www.storagetreasures.com, BEGINNING 5 DAYS PRIOR TO THE SCHEDULED SALE DATE AND TIME! PERSONAL MINI STORAGE EDGEWATER - 6325 EDGEWATER DR ORLANDO, FL 32810 - AT 12:30 PM: 0128 ERICA DENISE STANLEY 0237 STEVEN J GRODE - 1978 YAMAHA MOTORCYCLE VIN #2F0000827, 2 OTHER MOTORCYCLES - NO VIN #S AVAILABLE - PARTS ONLY, 0715 DONALD L CAMERON, 0733 TEEKARAI BRUCE THERON LAYTON, 0734 LATOYA DESHAE SMITH, 0834 ROBERT DAVID ELLIS, 1109 MICHAEL C DAVIS, 1136 WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER DELANEY, 1232 SATYRA Q PONDER, 1541 SUSAN MARIE SHIPLEY, 1545 MALINDA M BARCONEY, 1635 MIGUEL EDUARDO MCLEAN, 1805 MICHELLE RAE SULLIVAN EWING, 1806 ONAJE DAWUD HANBERRY. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FOREST CITY ROAD - 6550 FOREST CIY ROAD ORLANDO, FL 32810 - AT 1:30 PM: 1030 BIANCA PRINGLE, 1037 CORNEILUS ANTONIO VEREZ MANN ll, 1044 NATALIE MARIA WASHINGTON, 1091 ROY JEAN ROGERS, 1101 FRANK MEGAHEE, 1119 YOLANDA VERLAN, 2006 VIRGINIA BOYD, 2038 JASMINE YVETTE MILLER, 2074 MICHAEL ANTHONY JOHNSON, 3217 JACQUELINE JONES, 4032 CHELENA JOHNSON, 4038 RODNEY BRAZZEL, 4093 MICHAELA ANNE SANSEVERINO, 4099 AMANDA SHANTA PATTERSON, 5032 TIFFANY YOLANDA ISOM’MCNEIL, 6029 KATHY YOLANDA SINGLETON, 8001 TIMOTHY RAY GIDEON, 8007 TREVOR COBB GREATER VIEW ENVIRONMENTAL SERVICES, 9013 ALAN KYLE GRES, Boat NC2569BR, Vin#MAK54725027979 TAG1790NX VIN#290834,.

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