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Publisher Graham Jarrett Associate Publisher Leslie Egan Editor Erin Sullivan Editorial Arts & Culture Editor Jessica Bryce Young Associate Editor Ashley Belanger Senior Staff Writer Billy Manes Calendar Editor Thaddeus McCollum Interns Haley Cannon, Luis Vazquez Contributors Rob Bartlett, Jenn Benner, Jeffrey C. Billman, Rob Boylan, Justin Braun, Teege Braune, Patrick Cooper, Jason Ferguson, Christopher Garcia, Hannah Glogower, Matt Gorney, James Greene Jr., Holly V. Kapherr, Faiyaz Kara, Audrey Kristine, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Nick McGregor, Cameron Meier, Jeff Meyers, Dave Plotkin, Richard Reep, Steve Schneider, Yulia Tikhonova

Bummer on Bumby What the hell is wrong with this city (“Brace yourself: Bumby Avenue between Colonial and Corrine is closing for 22 months,” orlandoweekly.com, April 7)? Two years? Gods forbid anyone in there wants to sell their house in that time period. Michael Davis, via orlandoweekly.com Is there any way to petition the city or alter this plan? Minimizing the impact on the local community is paramount, and with residential support, this plan could be changed to better mitigate traffic problems and pedestrian safety. Anonymous, via orlandoweekly.com

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Please, let us get bike lanes on Bumby out of this! Stephanie Porta, via orlandoweekly.com

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news & features 12 Happytown

25 Recently reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited lately

Want to discriminate against someone? Just claim a myopic interpretation of the Bible. The Florida Legislature has your back.

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12 This Modern World

Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

13 Let me see your papers

This road is in serious need of repairs but 22 months for this, even with the new sewer installation, seems to be a bit much. Welcome to government bureaucracy and contracting with the lowest bidder. If they’re saying 22 months, it’ll be three years judging by how long it took them to complete the project near Lake Davis off Summerlin. rwmega, via orlandoweekly.com Is this a delayed April Fools joke? Lindsay, via orlandoweekly.com (No, unfortunately, it is not. – Editor)

29 Film Listings 29 Opening in Orlando

A transwoman speaks out against Florida’s HB 583

Movies playing in theaters this week: Child 44, Desert Dancer, Monkey Kingdom and more

Got something to add? Email feedback@orlandoweekly.com.

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29 Couchsurfing

17 Not (just) a pretty picture

Daredevil is good, but Vincent D’Onofrio’s Kingpin is where the show really shines

The latest coup in the upwelling of feminist art in Orlando is CFAM’s survey of abstract works by women

First Words compiles emails, letters and comments from orlandoweekly.com. We reserve the right to edit for length, content and clarity.

30 Bad cop, worse movie

19 Live Active Cultures After being a Broadway, TV and movie star and a prolific author, 69-year-old Adrienne Barbeau takes to the flying trapeze in Pippin.

food & drink 21 Given the boot Sicilian specialties star at Maitland’s Francesco’s, but service is a kick

21 Tip Jar Market on South is looking for help to open up, American Gymkhana is scheduled to close due to inside conflicts, plus more in our weekly food roundup

22 Bar Exam There’s nothing to distract you at the Woods from the business at hand: knocking back cocktails

If Paul Blart were a filmmaker, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is the sort of movie he would make

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32 Special secret song inside Underground music photographer Jim Leatherman unleashes 30 years of rock history from his archives

52 The Week 53 Down the Road

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47 Brand new bag Joint Chiefs singer Eugene Snowden expands his local legacy as a versatile solo sensation

74 Free Will Astrology

47 Picks This Week

74 Lulu Eightball

Great live music rattles Orlando every night

74 Gimme Shelter

49 This Little Underground A new dance night at Will’s Pub, American Aquarium deserve to be the next Lucero, plus what we think of Baby Erection’s name and wardrobe

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be used to discriminate based on nationality; Rep. Reggie Fullwood, D-Jacksonville, filed one that would have made it illegal to discriminate Last week in this column, Billy based on race; Rep. Lori Berman, D-Boynton Manes wrote about how, while everyone’s been Beach, filed an amendment to protect against busy scoffing at Indiana’s backward politidiscrimination based on gender identity; Rep. cians for passing a law that made it legal to Richard Stark, D-Weston, filed one to protect discriminate against LGBT people in the name against religious discrimination – but each of religious freedom, the and every amendment was Florida House has been “superseded by” a subhard at work in Tallahassee stitute amendment filed conjuring a discriminatory by Brodeur, that stated religious bill we can call unequivocally that “an act Number of members our very own. by a private child-placof the Florida House Last week, the House ing agency under this who voted in favor passed HB 7111, aka the subsection does not conof a bill that would “Conscience Protection stitute discrimination.” for Actions of Private The House even killed permit private adoption Child-Placing Agencies an amendment that would agencies to discriminate Act,” which would make have kept these private against families based it legal for private adopchild-placing agencies on “religious or moral tion agencies to refuse to from being allowed to adopt to families based on obtain government grants convictions” “religious or moral conor contracts if they chose victions or policies.” The to discriminate – so not bill is unambiguously aimed at LGBT families, only is the House OK with discrimination based as it was introduced on the heels of a larger on religious morals, it’s totally cool with fundadoption bill designed to get more kids in the ing it, too. That’s your Legislature at work. system into foster care and adoptive homes. Fortunately, cooler heads prevailed in the One part of that larger bill includes a provision Senate. HB 7111 does not currently have a that removes the state’s gay adoption ban companion bill in the Senate, but some were from the law books – in 2010, Florida’s ban on concerned that it could be tacked onto the gay adoption was declared unconstitutional, so Senate’s version of an adoption-reform bill the law is unenforceable anyway. It’s moot. sponsored by Sen. Don Gaetz, R-Niceville. Why not remove it? Despite protests from Oh, that’s right some of his colleagues – some kind of reli(we’re looking at you, gious revenge thing. Sen. Kelli Stargel, Rep. Jason Brodeur, R-Lakeland), Gaetz R-Sanford, sprang into went to bat for striking Number of members of action with HB 7111 and discriminatory language the Florida House who revealed to the world from the books and movthat most of the Florida ing forward with the opposed the bill House is not only cool omnibus adoption bill with discriminating without any religiousagainst gays, it’s also OK freedom exemptions. with discrimination based on race, class, sex, “We don’t need to turn the social clock in this nationality, you name it – as long as it’s rootstate back to 1977,” he told the Senate. ed in religious doctrine. See, HB 7111 doesn’t We agree. Now, if only he could tell that to just apply to LGBT families. It can be used his son, Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Shalimar, who to excuse pretty much any kind of so-called was one of the 75 votes in favor of HB 7111 in “moral objection” an adoption agency run by the House. bigots, lunatics or cult members could dream up. Religious objections? Certainly. Objections to allowing unmarried couples to adopt? Yes. In the name of God, part 2 Racial discrimination? Yep, as long as there’s a “moral” reason for it. While we’re on the subject of One after the other, members of the House discrimination in the name of religion, a realwho saw the proposed bill for what it is attempt- life case of it is playing out right here in ed to file amendments that would remove its Orange County. teeth – Rep. Victor Torres Jr., D-Orlando, filed Two teachers at the Aloma Early an amendment that stated that the law couldn’t Childhood Learning Center, run by the

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Aloma Methodist Church, were fired recently when a school administrator learned that they were involved in a romantic relationship. Jaclyn Pfeiffer and Kelly Bardier say they were called into the school director’s office out of the blue and interrogated after she learned that the two might be girlfriends. Pfeiffer and Bardier acknowledged their relationship, and then, they say, the director got Biblical on them. “[She] talked to them about living in sin and said it was not acceptable and that they could no longer work there,” says attorney Mary Meeks, who is representing the two women. “Then the director tried to talk separately with each of them, to get them to quote-unquote repent, telling them the only way you can keep this job is to repent and disavow this life.” Later that night, the women say, they were texted to ask if they were coming to work the next day. Meeks says they declined, assuming that they had been fired and that it would be too upsetting to go in just to say goodbye to the kids. When parents contacted them and started asking questions, the women explained what had happened. Two days later, Meeks says, the director sends a formal letter to Pfeiffer, telling her that she’d been fired not for being gay, but for missing three unexcused days of work.

But Pfeiffer and Bardier weren’t going to let the school get away with that – Orange County’s human rights ordinance makes it illegal to terminate employees based solely on sexual orientation, and they followed up with Meeks, who sent the school a letter demanding that it reinstate the women as employees. She says both have suffered from “professional and financial harm” due to the school’s actions, not to mention emotional distress, and they’re prepared to file charges with the EEOC for violating the county’s ordinance. But just as importantly, Meeks says, they want people to know that discrimination based on sexual orientation is not hypothetical – it’s a real thing that has a real impact on real people. “Until this happened, [Pfeiffer and Bardier] said that they didn’t now that gay people actually get fired because they are gay,” Meeks says. “Even though we do have the county ordinance to go on, it’s still a true fact that there is no state law in Florida that protects against this.” For the record, the United Methodist Church does have a policy on sexual orientation – it calls for equal protection under the law for all gay citizens. So what’s the Aloma school’s excuse? We may never know, because nobody over there is talking.

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Let me see your papers A transwoman speaks out against Florida’s HB 583 BY AUDREY BERGQ U I ST

veryone remembers the name Stonewall, but it seems like most people have forgotten the details that made that incident infamous. In 1969 it was illegal for members of the LGBTQ+ community to gather openly in New York. During raids, the NYPD’s standard procedure was to line customers up, verify their identities and then verify the gender of those dressed as women by escorting them to the bathroom to check to see if their genitals matched their garments. Those caught dressed in clothing deemed inappropriate for their anatomy were arrested. Stonewall was not the first such raid, but it was the first during which there was resistance, and it spurred a series of riots that paved the way for the entire LGBTQ+ movement. And a transwoman by the name of Sylvia Rivera is often cited as the initial instigator. In Florida, more than 45 years later, we’re looking at a bill that could put people in the same position as those who were forced to reveal themselves to police in the 1960s. HB 583, introduced in the Florida House by state Rep. Frank Artiles, R-Miami, declares it against the law for anyone to use a public restroom, dressing room, locker room or other “single-sex public facility” that doesn’t match one’s biological gender. Obviously, the bill is aimed at transgender individuals. In legal terms, a person’s biological gender is the gender noted on a person’s original birth certificate. HB 583 would make it a misdemeanor for a transwoman to use a women’s room, or a transman to use a men’s room – despite the fact that most patrons wouldn’t even know that these people were physically born a different sex. The bill allows anyone who discovers that they used a restroom also used by a trans person to sue both the individual and the establishment operating the facility. How would somebody know for sure that a transman or transwoman used the restroom? Obviously, they wouldn’t unless they could verify. So this bill rewards people for being snitches and, despite claiming to guarantee people a right to privacy in restrooms, it encourages intrusions into people’s privacy. The bill has been amended since its introduction to include exceptions for trans individuals who have had their gender legally changed, as long as they have valid ID. For those who’ve missed my previous articles on trans issues in Orlando Weekly, I’m trans. I’ve finally managed to

get my affairs in order and legally change my gender, so the bill would not apply to me. However, it promotes discrimination, and it leaves many of my trans brothers and sisters at risk. So far, HB 583 has sailed through two committees this session, and it is currently in the House Judiciary Committee awaiting a hearing. Artiles says he wrote HB 583 to override existing gender-identity protections in his district that he feels are overreaching and subjective. He proclaims it to be a “common-sense safety bill.” This couldn’t be further from the truth. Transwomen account for less than 1 percent of the world’s population, and at the time of this bill’s introduction, one of us was murdered at a rate of every 29 hours. Of the 270 known trans-related murders reported between Nov. 19, 2013 and Nov. 14, 2014 to nonprofit watchdog organization Transgender Violence Tracking Portal, 14 of them occurred in the United States. This year there were already 11 murders of transwomen before we even hit March. During the first few weeks of 2015 I came across obituaries in my Facebook feed at the rate most people see cats in theirs. The trans community even has its own memorial day, called Transgender Day of Remembrance, held annually on Nov. 20 to remember the fallen, because there are just that many. It’s even worse if you’re not white. Blacklivesmatter.com cites 35 as the average life expectancy for a transwoman of color. Artiles’ so-called “common-sense safety bill” willfully places some of the most vulnerable members of society in harm’s way at the height of trans-targeted violence. It seems like this bill, and similar ones that have popped up in states like Texas and Kentucky, are nothing more than the GOP’s attempt at revenge against the LGBTQ+ community for managing to legalize gay marriage in the majority of our nation’s states. Consider this: HB 583 was filed less than a month after gay marriage was legalized in Florida. It doesn’t help that the Human Rights Campaign has held onto a “we’ll come back for you later” attitude toward the trans community, rather than gathering us under its umbrella and standing up for our rights, as well as those of the more mainstream elements of the community. To outsiders, the LGBTQ+ community appears to work in harmonious tandem toward collective social justice goals, but that’s not always the case. Trans people have felt slighted by

“Transwomen account for less than 1 percent of the world’s population, and at the time of this bill’s introduction, one of us was murdered at a rate of every 29 hours.” community leadership for decades. Sylvia Rivera was a founding member of early gay rights group the Gay Liberation Front, but she wasn’t there long before she and other trans members were kicked out. The GLF even helped get trans protections removed from a New York anti-discrimination bill in 1971, claiming they were too extreme. In 1995 the HRC executive director Elizabeth Birch proclaimed that, “Trans inclusion will be a legislative priority over my dead body.” More recently, in 2013, HRC representatives demanded that a trans pride flag be removed from a podium in front of the Supreme Court that was set up for a marriage equality rally. These trespasses were made in an attempt to make the community look more polished and conventional to middle America, therefore making it easier to get gay rights legislation passed. I don’t expect the Republicans of the Florida Legislature to care about the 11 known transwomen murdered this year: Goddess Edwards, Lamia Beard, Candra Keels, Ashley Belle, Jessie Hernandez, Ty Underwood, Yazmin Vash Payne, Taja Gabrielle de Jesus, Penny Proud, Bri Golec and Kristina Gomez Reinwald. I also don’t expect them to care about me or any other trans person, living or dead. But they do care about keeping businesses happy, especially large employers. orlandoweekly.com

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Disney is one of the top 10 employers in the state. They also happen to have a perfect rating on HRC’s Corporate Equality Index. A lot of large corporations with perfect equality ratings operate in Florida, including Boeing, Comcast and Starbucks. Perhaps the Republicans in the Florida Legislature should be concerned about how big businesses would react if they were obligated to enforce a policy that could damage their reputations. HRC may have a less-than-pretty history with the trans community, but they likely wouldn’t allow a company to maintain a perfect equality rating if they forced trans patrons and employees to use bathrooms that didn’t match their gender identities. And aren’t Republicans always saying that businesses should have less government oversight? If enacted, HB 583 could inadvertently hurt the “people” Republicans care about most: corporations. Being trans can also be considered a medical matter and since employers cannot disclose employees’ medical information, how would this bill even be enforceable in the work environment? The Equal Opportunity Commission ruled in 2012 that transgender persons are protected from discrimination under Title VII of the 1964 Civil Rights Act. The U.S. CONTINUED ON PAGE 15

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Department of Education also released new guidelines last April that clarify the protection of transgender students from discrimination under federal law by Title IX. Moreover, Attorney General Eric Holder stated in a memo dated Dec. 15, 2014 that, “After considering the text of Title VII, the relevant Supreme Court case law interpreting the statute, and the developing jurisprudence in this area, I have determined that the best reading of Title VII’s prohibition of sex discrimination is that it encompasses discrimination based on gender identity, including transgender status.” In other words, the official stance of the Department of Justice is that trans persons are protected from discrimination. Try as they might, states can’t

circumvent federal law, and HB 583 and bills like it attempt to do so. Finally, there’s the glaring fact that Artiles seems to be unaware that femaleto-male transgender individuals even exist, and that many transmen are indistinguishable from biological-at-birth males. So, the reality is that his bill would send some very muscular and hairy men into women’s restrooms – the same spaces he claims he is trying to keep men out of. HB 583 is not a legitimate public safety bill. This bill, and other anti-LGBTQ+ legislations popping up across the nation, such as the Religious Freedom Restoration Act making headlines in Indiana, are nothing more than oppressive hate bills, and their sponsors’ motives are more transparent than they think. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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The latest coup in the upwelling of feminist art in Orlando is CFAM’s survey of abstract works by women By Je ssica Bryce you n g WOMEN AND ABSTRACTION opening Saturday, April 18; through Aug. 2 | Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park | 407-646-2526 | cfam.rollins.edu | free

n February 2014, SPARK Movement, an organization that fights negative representations of girls in the media, released a report that broke down four years’ worth of data on Google doodles. The whimsical art that greets Google users most mornings often pays tribute to significant figures in world history, yet SPARK noticed just 17.5 percent of those honored between 2010 and 2014 were women. So they built an app (released just last month) called Women on the Map, which sends an info alert to users’ phones any time they pass a place where women have made history. If SPARK’s app were focused specifically on art history, Orlando residents’ phones would be buzzing like crazy; the past six months have seen a remarkable upwelling of art made by women in our city. In January, Orlando Museum of Art opened Maya Lin: A History of Water, a massive show by the internationally renowned art-

ist who designed the Vietnam Veterans Memorial. On a smaller, more explicitly feminist scale, February brought us Agencies and Housewifes, two homegrown shows featuring work by local female artists made in response to sexism and misogyny. (Both of those shows created zines that collect and expand on the art they showed.) Last month, Rollins students conducted an Art and Feminism Wikipedia Edit-a-thon, taking to the Internet to redress women artists’ underrepresentation on the web’s most popular info source. And this week, the Cornell Fine Arts Museum opens Women and Abstraction, a major survey of abstract and minimalist art made by female artists from the late 1940s to the present. CFAM curator Amy Galpin, for whom Women and Abstraction was a passion project long in the making, has been delighted by the current crop of art by women locally. “I thought both shows [Agencies and Housewifes] were great, and it was great to see them in the city. I’m really inspired by them,” she says. Regarding the Rollins Edit-a-thon – one of 77 satellite Edit-athons that happened around the world on March 9 – she’s also pleased. “I had never

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men is a concept Galpin grapples with. “My intent was never that you stand before a work of art and think, ‘It’s by a woman,’” she says in our interview. In her introduction to the exhibition catalog, Galpin writes: “I chose specifically to focus on artists active in the United States in part as a way to limit the large scope of the project, but more specifically to draw attention to how the histories of Abstract Expressionism and Minimalism are American narratives, constructed largely through their male artists, and how that legacy continues to permeate our understanding of abstraction today.” Feminist art collective the Guerrilla Girls famously asked in 1989, “Do women have to be naked to get into the Met museum?” Their “weenie count” pointed out that less than 5 percent of the artists in the Metropolitan’s modern art section were women, yet 85 percent of the nudes were female. In 2011, those numbers had changed – to 4 percent and 76 percent. Not a great showing. Women make up more than 50 percent of the community of working artists; will women studying art right now see parity in their lifetimes? Eventually, says Galpin, “I hope that this concept for a show becomes unnecessary.” Considering that women also make up almost half the world population, it’s good to know things are starting to change – in Orlando, this year, at least. jyoung@orlandoweekly.com APRIL 15-21, 2015

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been an editor, so learning that was a whole new process,” she says. Seeing how poorly represented female artists are on Wikipedia – major, well-known and respected names in art history – was a shocker, however. “That was really another kind of wakeup,” she admits. And abstraction and minimalism are perhaps the fields in which female artists are the worst represented. Jackson Pollock, the figure most associated with Abstract Expression, is still a household name almost 75 years after his peak, yet artists like Joan Mitchell, Helen Frankenthaler, Mary Abbott and Alma Thomas, working in similar forms and scale, are practically forgotten. Sol LeWitt and Frank Stella are known as founders of Minimal art; Agnes Martin is the token name-dropped female Minimalist, while innovators of the form working in the same period, women like Rosemarie Castoro and Alice Baber, would elicit a blank stare outside a college-level art class. Works by Abbott, Frankenthaler, Mitchell, Castoro and Thomas are represented in Women and Abstraction, as well as pioneers like Louise Nevelson, Lee Bontecou, Ruth Asawa, Lee Krasner and Elaine de Kooning. And that’s just the modern artists; stellar contemporary artists including Jane Manus, Nava Lubelski, Barbara Kasten and Hayal Pozanti also contribute paintings, drawings, sculptures, installations, prints and GIFs. The idea that abstraction is gendered or abstraction is different when created by

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BY SETH KUBERSKY

After being a Broadway star, a TV star, a movie star and a prolific author, what’s next for 69-year-old Adrienne Barbeau? The flying trapeze, of course. If you’ve somehow never seen a production of Pippin, the 1972 musical by Stephen Schwartz and Roger O. Hirson that had an award-winning 2013 Broadway revival, don’t worry – Adrienne Barbeau was in the same boat. “That would have been me about a month ago,” laughs the Tony-nominated icon of the 1970s and ’80s as we discuss her newest role – Berthe, the high-flying grandmother of the title character in the touring Pippin playing the Dr. Phillips Center April 21-26. Of course, Barbeau has a good excuse: “I was on Broadway at the same time doing Fiddler on the Roof or Grease [she created the role of Rizzo], so I never saw it.” And she was too busy to catch the revival since in the last year she shot six films and a television movie, and penned the third novel in her Vampyres of Hollywood series. So what else could a 69-year-old mother of three do for an encore, but learn to swing (and sing) from the flying trapeze? “When they asked me if I was interested in taking over the role of Berthe, Pippin’s grandmother, I went online and watched a little bit of the scene, and there was no question in my mind I wanted to be a part of this company,” Barbeau tells me. “Singing, and dancing, and doing trapeze work – it’s really a magical evening in the

theater, I think. It’s well worth seeing.” Barbeau’s ovations in this show are hard-earned, as she had to quickly learn some circus arts for the role. “It meant having to learn how to sing and perform hanging upside down from a trapeze. When I first told my sister I was going to be doing this, she said ‘Yeah, but with a net, right?’ No, there’s no net. “I don’t have a lot of imagination, so it doesn’t cross my mind what could go wrong. I just get up there and trust. I’m working with this fantastic dancer-acrobat, Preston Jamieson. It requires ultimate trust in Preston, because he’s flying me around and hanging me upside down. He’s doing the hard work.” Though Barbeau first came to fame in Broadway musicals, she’s done few in the decades since. “Before Pippin I thought, ‘There aren’t that many roles or that many musicals that attract me.’ It’s not my favorite art form as a performer. But Pippin put all that to rest … because I’m loving this as much as I loved doing Fiddler.” Barbeau is perhaps best known as Carol Traynor, daughter of Bea Arthur’s Maude, which was recently released in a DVD box set, but you won’t catch her watching old episodes between Pippin performances. “It is sitting on my shelf unopened, waiting for me to die so that my boys can look at it when they’re 40,” Barbeau says. “I don’t think that I can go back and watch it, between the hairstyles and the wardrobe. I’m not a person who usually watches anything they’ve done more than once.” Even so, she’s very proud of the show: “It’s still incredibly timely, especially

when you look at our political arena and women’s rights. In reproductive rights, in many ways we’re going backwards. The young girls don’t know what it was like before Roe v. Wade. They take a lot for granted, and they’re probably going to be discovering that some of what they’ve been taking for granted is being pulled out from under them.” I was too shy to ask Barbeau about her legendary topless scene in 1982’s PG-rated Swamp Thing, but I did inquire about her relationship with ex-husband John Carpenter (who directed her in Escape From New York and The Fog) with pleasant results: “My history with John is one of love and great respect. I look at [the films] and remember how much fun we had and how much we both loved being in Inverness for the shooting of The Fog. We ended up buying a home there.” In fact, she hopes Carpenter – along with their son Cody – will score Love Bites, the film version of her novel. Still, it seems the role she relishes most is mom to her teenage twins. “The most difficult part, what caused me hesitation in even taking this job, is that I have two 18-year-olds who are just going to graduate from high school in three months. … When they first approached me about doing this, I said, ‘I can’t be away from the boys for their last three months of high school.’ But … I’ll be back for their graduation, and then it will be summer and they can come hang out with me, and I’ll be finishing with the show in time to get them off to their college dorms.” skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Market on South’s mural is up, but the burgeoning collective needs your help. They’re looking to raise money to help them overcome some obstacles before city inspectors give them the final goahead. The market, housing Valhalla Bakery, Humble Bumble Kombucha and Dixie Dharma, is slated to open mid-summer. Go to orlandoweekly.com for info on how to chip in. Coming in May: Ferg’s Depot, a 15,000-square-foot restaurant/sports bar on West Church Street, on May 16; F&D Kitchen and Bar in Lake Mary/Heathrow; Jamba Juice at the Crossroads at Lake Buena Vista; Moor, a “seafood-inspired farm-to-table venture” at the Gaylord Palms; and Naru Sushi, a Brazilian sushi chain, at I-Drive 360. Legal hangups have delayed Maddey’s Craft & Cru opening in an undisclosed locale in the Mills 50 district; owner Jason Schofield is now considering other options. In the meantime, look for pop-up dinners to take place at East End Market or Quantum Leap Winery in the coming weeks.

Given the boot Sicilian specialties star at Maitland’s Francesco’s, but service is a kick BY FAIYAZ KARA FranCeSCo’S rISToranTe & PIZZerIa 400 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland | 407-960-5533 | francescos-rist.com | $$

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e didn’t expect to get a table right away at Francesco’s in Maitland, certainly not given it was Saturday night, the place was packed, and we’d failed to make reservations. In fact, we considered ourselves quite fortunate when the hostess seated us immediately after checking in. That we were led to what appeared to be an overflow table at the back of the restaurant proved mildly irritating but, as the old saying goes, beggars can’t be choosers. So amid the hubbub of scrambling servers, we took in the surroundings (the faux-Tuscan rusticity is quite nice) and focused on the menu as best we could. An open kitchen allows patrons to follow the actions of chef-owner Francesco Aiello, hard at work directing cooks and servers and fashioning his Sicilian specialties. Prior to opening his namesake resto, Aiello honed his skills at TerraMia in Lake Mary, the Sicilian in Casselberry and the Istituto Alberghiero culinary school in Palermo, Sicily. Geography primer: If Italy is the boot, Sicily is the pizza slice being kicked in the gut. Psycho-historical ramifications

aside, Aiello’s pizzaiolo and the brick pizza oven here yield some damn fine pie. If Aiello were judged by these wood-fired pizzas alone – the marvelous margherita ($11.95), for example – he’d be deemed an esteemed authority. No doubt, this thincrust gem makes a helluva sharing starter. So does the frittura Siciliana ($10.95), a platter of fried arancini (rice balls), panelle (chickpea polenta) and crocche (mashed potato croquettes) – all specialties from that Mediterranean isle that we gobbled up like the pages of a Mario Puzo novel. Beautifully plated penne Palermitana ($12.50) made a nice pasta course, the al dente noodles tossed in a zesty marinara with eggplant and basil along with mozzarella and ricotta salata cheeses. But much like the potholes that form during a typical Sicilian summer, we hit a few bumps on this proverbial road. There was an utter lack of flavor in the vitello Siciliano ($17.95), breaded veal medallions sautéed with capers, artichokes and grape tomatoes in white wine sauce. Accompanying fettucine was perfect, but the sauced veal, mealy and bland, left much to be desired. Grigliata di gamberoni e calamari ($17.95), grilled shrimp and calamari steak sided with a mound of arugula salad, was another dish that had its aesthetics nailed down. While

both shrimp and calamari were nicely grilled, the characteristic sweetness of the latter and that essence of the ocean was virtually nonexistent. Chewing the steak was an exercise in gastronomic nihilism. As pointless as that may have been, we found meaning in the memorable desserts handcrafted by Aiello’s parents. The chocolate profiteroles ($6.25) are ones we’d go back for in a heartbeat, and the strawberry tiramisu ($6.25) made the service deficiencies seem less glaring – and they were glaring. There were the usual complaints: water glasses not refilled, plates placed brusquely before us, the clean silverware I asked for handed to someone else in my party. But our server also felt it proper to drop off the check after we had ordered dessert, but before we’d received it. Then, while attempting to enjoy our dessert, said server picked up the signed check to process. It was 8:45 p.m. and we felt like we were being given the, ahem, boot, even though things were dying down at the restaurant. It’s bush-league service, but that’s a common complaint here in Orlando. While food quality makes leaps and bounds, service – of the polished and refined variety – continues to lag behind.

Openings: Whisper Creek Farm: The Kitchen is now open at the J.W. Marriott Grande Lakes Resort. The restaurant will showcase produce from the resort’s onsite farm in flatbreads, sandwiches and small plates … Trader Joe’s has opened its second Orlando-area store, this one in Dr. Phillips … Noodles & Co. is open for business at the Fashion Square Mall … The Whiskey, a gourmet burger and craft cocktail bar, will open this weekend in Dr. Phillips. Events: PB&G chef Gerald Sombright and somm Jill Davis join forces for Farmers & Fizz, a four-course farm-to-table dinner Saturday, April 18, at the Four Seasons. The dinner will feature Lake Meadow Naturals ingredients and small-grower French champagnes. Cost is $145 per person. The Earth Day Celebration Dinner at K Restaurant April 22 will feature organic and sustainable wines from legendary restaurateurs/winemakers Mel and Janie Master. Cost is $75 per person. BRIEFLY: Propagation in Mills 50 will be closed on Mondays … American Gymkhana will close at the end of April due to differing expectations between local investors and the New York-based restaurant group. Got restaurant dish? Send tips to dining@orlandoweekly.com

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Essay question: Why should I drink here? The Woods is one of the linchpins of the craft cocktail scene in downtown. Accordingly, there’s very little in the place to distract you from the business at hand: trying new cocktails. Though the menu they had when we stopped by for happy hour skewed a little sweet for our tastes (is that just a downtown thing?), the list of interesting ingredients will bring us back. (There was cachaça, apple bitters and poblano pepper syrup in the Raising Cane we tried.) Check out their website to stay informed of Iron Bartender competitions or other distillery- or brewery-sponsored events, often with complimentary booze for attendees. 22

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Pho Curry Ford Modest joint on Curry Ford Road serves dependable pho soups and other Vietnamese staples. While we weren’t blown away by the bún vermicelli bowl with bland grilled pork and shrimp, the hearty beef stew banh mi served with doughy French bread and an aromatic pho tai were both stellar. A decent list of vegetarian items are offered, including fat tofu-filled spring rolls and taro-stuffed egg rolls; no desserts are offered. Open daily. 3334 Curry Ford Road, 407-930-6267; $

Boca Tampa-based boîte is the latest to make a go of this jinx spot, and does so with intermittent success. Wonderfully crisp fried green tomatoes with pimento, tomato jam and house bacon are an impressive starter, as is the farmhouse salad with greens grown right on the walls in the resto’s “vertical garden.” Mains can be hit (panseared wahoo over pineapple salsa, black bean paste, celery puree) or miss (overdone and over-garlicked bistecca). Cocktails are somewhat cloying, but desserts, thankfully, aren’t. 358 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-636-7022; $$$

Rome’s Flavours Roman husband and wife bring a small slice of the Eternal City to Winter Park with simple, rustic, full-flavored dishes. Rustic “paddle pizzas” served on floured cutting boards are just as delectable as the hearty potato soup and flank steak served over arugula. The focused menu also features a variety of salumi and al dente pastas. Whatever you do, sample their gelatos, preferably in the form of an affogato. 124 E. Morse Blvd., Winter Park, 407-951-8039; $$

Another Broken Egg Another Broken Egg’s menu is rooted in Cajun and Creole cookery, which means flavor, flavor and more flavor. Don’t miss the fried green tomato app or the perfectly melty lobster-and-Brie omelet. What the biscuit beignets lack in lightness, they make up for with buttery richness. A full bar slings Bloody Marys and Kahlúa-spiked coffees, and the dark roast is served in CONTINUED ON PaGe 26

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earthenware crocks; this place has charm down to a science. 430 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 407-790-7868; $$

The Egg and I As far as breakfast joints go, this SoDo eatery is as pedestrian as it gets. Breakfast standards and some with South-of-theBorder slants are, well, standard. Nothing particularly remarkable about the waffles, French toast, frittatas or Benedicts. Weekends are busy, so be sure to call ahead. No reservations. 2380 S. Orange Ave., 407-244-5077; $

The Meatball Shoppe Small Azalea Park eatery serves up (what else?) meatballs in six different varieties, which can be enjoyed three different ways – on top of a side (consider penne pasta, polenta or white bean ragout), “smashed” into a ciabatta roll or “alone” (over greens). Meatballs, be they traditional Italian, spicy pork or lamb, are moist and juicy, though meals can leave you wanting more, given that just three meatballs come in an order. Local Muse gelato and pricey but tasty mini cannoli comprise the dessert offerings. 7325 Lake Underhill Road, 407-270-6505; $

Mynt Understatedly elegant Indian joint brings standard curry house fare in the guise of haute cuisine to Hannibal Square. Flavors work for such dishes as uttapham sliders, but fancy plating makes for impractical eating. There are plenty of options on the menu, though many fall in the middling range. Tandoori Cornish hen was marred by a cakey marinade, though creamy, subtly sweet lamb pasanda made for an enjoyable meal along with flaky lacha paratha. 535 W. New England Ave., Winter Park, 407-636-7055; $$$

American Q Barbecue makes rodizio-style rounds at American Q. Buffet cuts like brisket with Texas bark and andouille sausage are Lone Star State-worthy; be wary of desiccated pork shoulder and flank steak, however. A la carte items like Texas beef ribs and Mississippi fried catfish gratify, but hit the pocketbook hard. Service is professional and friendly but, unlike Texas de Brazil, can lag. Interesting cocktails and swine candy keep barflies buzzing. 1905 Hotel Plaza Blvd., Lake Buena Vista, 407-827-3080; $$$

Atlantic Beer & Oyster Adjacent to Boca, this beer-and-oyster bar suffers from uninspired offerings and lackadaisical, sometimes absent, service. Bluepoint oysters, as well as those from Texas and Louisiana, are the main attraction – try the oyster shooters with horseradishinfused vodka and gazpacho – but the smoky fish dip also makes a worthy nosh alongside a beer, of which there’s a decent selection. 358 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-636-7021; $$ n

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FILM LISTINGS Florida Film Festival The Enzian’s signature event brings tons of features, documentaries, shorts and special guests for a nine-day festival at the Enzian and Winter Park Village Regal Cinemas. Through Sunday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $9$1,500; 407-629-1088; floridafilmfestival.com.

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Sympathy for the devil Daredevil is good, but Vincent D’Onofrio’s Kingpin is where the show really shines

Chocolat The story of a young mother who arrives at a repressed French village with her 6-year-old daughter and opens a small chocolaterie that quickly begins to change the lives of the townspeople. Wednesday, 1:30 p.m.; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Les Chansons d’Amour A musical interpretation of three lovers living in Paris. Wednesday, 6 p.m.; Winter Park Public Library, 460 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-623-3300. Persona The story revolves around a young nurse and her patient, a well-known stage actress who has suddenly ceased to speak. Directed by Ingmar Bergman. Wednesday, 7:30 p.m.; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. wednesday night Pitcher Show: Donnie Darko Check out this Florida Film Festival flashback for free on the Enzian’s lawn. Wednesday, 8 p.m.; Eden Bar at the Enzian, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-1088; enzian.org. R5: All Day, All Night A documentary that includes epic concert footage, never-before-seen interviews and a look at the band from where they started to where they are now. Thursday, 7 p.m.; multiple locations; $12.50; fathomevents.com. Amélie Jean-Pierre Jeunet’s classic cute-fest. Free screening on the lawn as part of the Florida Film Festival. Thursday, 8 p.m.; Eden Bar at the Enzian, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Matisse/Picasso: Two Giants With archival footage and a wealth of examples of their work, this documentary traces the separate paths Matisse and Picasso followed, and explores the rivalry and mutual admiration between the two. Friday, 1:30 p.m.; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. The Life and Times of Andy Warhol - Superstar A look at the artist who coined the word “superstar,” became one, and changed the way the culture looks at and understands celebrity. This film looks at the life, work, and impact of Andy Warhol. Friday, 7 p.m.; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. The Sound of Music Includes a specially produced introduction by TCM host Robert Osborne that will give insight into what has made this musical one of everyone’s favorite things. Sunday, 2 p.m., 7 p.m.; multiple locations; $12.50; fathomevents.com. Friday The stoner classic gets a 20th anniversary release with an extended cut and behind-the-scenes features. Monday, 7:30 p.m.; multiple locations; $12.50; fathomevents.com.

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Opening this week Child 44 We’ve really needed a movie to show how hard life can be when you refuse to throw your family under the bus. Fortunately, HBO just totally made the crap out of that Scientology picture. Child 44 explores similar themes from a different angle, casting Tom Hardy as a cop in 1953 Russia whose efforts to catch a serial child killer are hampered by the pariah status he earned when he declined to denounce his wife as a traitor. Time for an audit, comrade! (R) Desert Dancer Freida Pinto (Slumdog Millionaire) throws in with an underground dance troupe that defies the cultural oppression of 2009 Iran to live out their dreams of artistic self-expression and rehearsalstudio romance. Just think: If only they had waited six years, they could’ve snagged some swanky centrifuges and a nice big hunk of plutonium in the bargain! In wide release, unless somebody in Tehran decides to get all Kim Jong Un-y. (PG-13) Monkey Kingdom Released just in time for Earth Day, the latest Disney nature doc finds a plucky South Asian monkey battling against the social customs of her species in order to care for her sweet little newborn baby. Narrated by Tina Fey, once again striking a blow for working moms everywhere. (G) True Story What the Venture Brothers once called “a deadly game of cat and also cat,” this reality-based thriller brings a newspaper reporter (Jonah Hill) into the orbit of a murder suspect (James Franco) who stole his identity. Robert Durst has really raised the bar for this sort of thing: Now, we won’t be satisfied unless a true-crime tale ends with the accused making a heart-stopping confession and committing hara-kiri with a ballpoint pen right there in front of our eyes. But look closely at that cast – you just know the big reveal here is gonna be that they’re both Seth Rogen. (R) Unfriended A stalker makes it his business to avenge the death of a female bully who was shamed into committing suicide. Hey, it’s more philosophically coherent than what Monica Lewinsky is doing. (R)

Not everyone is going to like Daredevil, Marvel and Netflix’s first collaborative entry into the ever-popular Marvel Cinematic Universe. Parents are going to be frustrated that there’s a show based on a classic comic book character that has visceral depictions of violence – bones poking through flesh, strangulation, skulls crushed to literal pulp – peppered throughout the season. Those expecting blind lawyer-masked crime fighter Matthew Murdock (Charlie Cox, Boardwalk Empire) to be a Spandex-clad wise-cracking do-gooder in the vein of Spider-Man might be turned off by the moral ambiguity offered in a scene where the masked vigilante tortures a suspect to find the location of a kidnapped boy. Those who expect the central conflict of the show to be established in the first episode may give up early, just as viewers abandoned ABC’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. But those people are going to miss out. The showrunners behind Daredevil, Drew Goddard and Steven S. DeKnight, seem to revel in being able to take 13 hours to tell a year-one story about a fledgling hero, resolving to pace the show as a slow burn rather than an over-the-top action spectacle. Plots are intricate. Scenes are long. Characters develop over time. The show spends as much time showing Murdock’s co-workers Foggy Nelson (Elden Henson, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay) and Karen Page (Deborah Ann Woll, True Blood) working with reporter Ben Urich (Vondie Curtis-Hall, Chicago Hope) to unravel the central criminal conspiracy as it does tracking Murdock’s development as a superhero. But where Daredevil’s room to breathe really pays off is in Vincent D’Onofrio’s portrayal of criminal Wilson Fisk, the Kingpin. When we’re first introduced to him, he almost seems meek, whispering his lines in an echo of the character’s desire not to draw attention to himself. Over the course of the season, we learn, of course, that there is a fountain of rage just below the surface, waiting to erupt into shockingly violent outbursts. But there is vulnerability as well. In an early episode, we get to see the mighty Kingpin brought low by the awkwardness of asking Vanessa (Ayelet Zurer), an art dealer he has a thing for, to dinner. As we learn more and more about his motivations and his past, the more sympathetic the character becomes, to the point where his main objective – gentrification of a shitty neighborhood – seems to make a lot more sense than Daredevil’s – beating up everyone in a shitty neighborhood. Daredevil, then, comes off as Marvel’s Cinematic Universe version of The Wire. Black and white, good and evil, are muddled into shades of dark, dark gray. The roles of institutions are explored, from criminal organizations to courts to law enforcement. Though there is an inherent un-reality that permeates a show about a man with super-senses who is secretly trained in martial arts, the show goes a long way to making the world in which it takes place feel flawed, relevant and real.

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Bad cop, worse movie if paul Blart were a filmmaker, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is the sort of movie he would make By m a rya n n J o h a nSon

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magine being asked to feel sorry for the Three Stooges. Except there’s only one of them, and he’s a combination of Larry and Curly (incorporating Moe would bring too much gravitas and intelligence to the character). Stir for 90 minutes, and leave for undemanding moviegoers to serve themselves. And then do it all over again, although the second time around, do it with even less sense of anyone involved giving a damn or putting in any actual effort. The first such attempt made an ungodly amount of money, so why bother? Presenting Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. It sounds like a Saturday Night Live sketch that overstayed its welcome 90 seconds in. But it’s a real movie that real people have unashamedly put their names on, because a sweet paycheck trumps dignity. Paul Blart (Kevin James) is still riding high, six years later, on the fame – which exists only in his head – of being the guy who thwarted a Die Hard-type plot at the New Jersey mall where he’s employed as a security guard. (That was the first movie. Now you don’t need to see it.) When he is invited to a security-guard convention in Las Vegas, he genuinely believes that he, as the savior of West Orange Pavilion Mall, might be the “surprise” keynote speaker ... because keynote speeches are typically sprung as a spur-of-the-moment honor. Yes, Paul Blart is an idiot. He’s also gluttonous, clumsy, overbearing, self-deluded and obnoxious. He’s a veritable personification of the seven dullest sins, which the movie celebrates, inviting us to laugh at Blart as he stuffs his face, trips over things and generally behaves like a buffoon. Blart is the protagonist as punching bag. No, wait, he’s the protagonist as misunderstood everyman: Lonely. Hard-working. Just trying to do his best in an unfriendly world. And he earns – nay, deserves – the love and respect that comes his way. Like from his daughter, Maya (Raini Rodriguez), willing to sacrifice everything for him and forgo acceptance at UCLA because she cannot bear to leave her childlike father alone. Or from the

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hotel manager (Daniella Alonso) and head of security (Eduardo Verástegui), whose rightful disdain for Blart as he blunders onto their turf and acts like an entitled idiot will inevitably morph into literal adoration. If director Andy Fickman initially cannot decide if he wants us to laugh at Blart or cheer him on, he eventually comes down on the side of Blart Is Awesome! I’ve said it before, and it’s worth saying again now: There is absolutely nothing that men can do or be – or neglect to do or be – no failing they can have, no emptiness they can embody, that Hollywood will not embrace as heroic. Don’t think that Our Hero Blart won’t be scuttling another crime plot stolen from a far superior film! It’s Vegas, baby, so this time it’s a faux Ocean’s 11 heist – led by Neal McDonough – that Blart will accidentally stumble into and derail through almost no genuine effort of his own. Fickman lays it out for us with all the gusto of a toilet paper commercial, not a would-be action comedy, which is sort of fitting for a movie in which competence equals villainy and incompetence, Paul Blart-style, is a virtue. If Paul Blart were a filmmaker, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is the sort of movie he would make. And Paul Blart would think that was a compliment. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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n the front row, sweat-soaked victims braced themselves against stage-diving kicks to the face that caused noses and gums to gush. On stage, the Red Hot Chili Peppers tore shirtless through songs off recently released The Uplift Mofo Party Plan. It was 1987, Flea had maybe one tattoo, Hillel Slovak was still alive and Orlando photographer Jim Leatherman drove six hours to plant himself in this seedy part of Atlanta to watch the Chili Peppers’ bloody blossom. From the second story of the venue where Leatherman perched, his shutter snapped an overhead perspective of an intense shared experience – a memory that three years later, when the Chili Peppers played Visage Nightclub in Orlando, brought singer Anthony Kiedis to tears when Leatherman showed up with the photos. “Timing is the most important thing for me,” Leatherman says. “I’m not just there to take a picture. I want to wait for the exact moment. I’m always looking through the viewfinder, always looking through the screen. Waiting, waiting, waiting.” Leatherman approached the rock star and shyly gifted him the photos, planning to simply pass them on and then back off. (Note that while his camera intrudes fearlessly to catch intimate moments during pivotal performances, Leatherman’s social demeanor is humbly unobtrusive.) Instead, Kiedis barked for him to come closer, and the pair sat for nearly half an hour while Kiedis went through the photos and reflected on his friendship with original Chili Peppers guitarist Slovak, who had died between the Atlanta show and the Orlando date. According to Leatherman, Kiedis cried off and on during the exchange. “At the time, Mother’s Milk had just come out, so [Red Hot Chili Peppers] were starting to get really big,” Leatherman says. “I just thought he would be this kind of weird, scary party dude that really wouldn’t give me the time of day, and he turned out to be the sweetest, most emotional guy that I’ll never forget. It was cool, and just to have somebody appreciate my pictures was even more cool.” Leatherman worked at a photo lab at the time in the late ’80s, his first job out of high school. There, he submerged himself, absorbing the techniques and printing the portraits and live concert shots that

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eventually reflected influential bands in magazines (Spin, Magnet, Vanity Fair), and autobiographies (including the cover of Late Century Dream: Movements in the U.S. Indie Music Underground), although his work is frequently uncredited. It was that dark room that initially seduced Leatherman’s interest. The process of printing satisfied a creative urge that eventually transferred over to photography in a meaningful way and pushed Leatherman to chase exciting bands like Sonic Youth, R.E.M., the Sugarcubes and many more around Florida and wherever the music took him over the past 30 years. “Moneywise it was terrible, but I got to print all my stuff for free and got great discounts on film,” Leatherman says. “It was perfect. It was exactly where I needed 34

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to be as a teenager at that time. It was basically a free education. And they were cool about if you don’t show up because you’re going to drive to Jacksonville to see a show tonight. It was a lot of flexibility.” His job for the next 12 years only fed his music gluttony, working at and eventually becoming a buyer for now-defunct local vinyl shop Murmur Records, which sent Leatherman to different cities to handpick store orders and kept him engaged by current music throughout the ’90s. At 25, he could’ve bought the shop when the original owner, Don Gilliland, decided to move overseas, but at the time, he didn’t see himself sticking around Orlando. Instead, Murmur closed down and Leatherman took a job at Park Ave CDs, where he again worked immersed in CONTINUED ON Page 37

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music up until 2006, when marriage, family and life’s practical demands shifted his priorities. He relegated processing film to his home darkroom, now as a hobby, and began processing home loans for Wells Fargo to pay the bills. “As a person who sees himself as a creative person, it’s tough to be in a job that isn’t creative at all,” Leatherman says. Now 30 years into his casual but consistent career as a music photographer, Leatherman says he thinks it might be time to fully commit. His most striking photos taken between 1984 and 2014 (many of which have existed exclusively in a drawer at his home and have never been seen) will be on display at CityArts Factory for a monthlong exhibit. Among these are photos he shot of Björk back in her Sugarcubes

days when the band was booked for a two-day engagement for Daytona’s spring break in 1990. Leatherman wasn’t there for Björk, though. He had a crush on Tracy Cattell, singer for the Primitives, the opening band. Predictably, he left the show enchanted by the unavoidable force of the now legendary artist who headlined that show. “The first night they played where that picture was taken is at the Daytona Beach Marriott ballroom,” Leatherman says. “It was this weird convention center-like ballroom that they just set a stage up in. There were maybe 200 to 300 people there at the most. We walked right up front and stayed there all night in awe of Björk.” Sometimes Leatherman would have to sneak his camera in, especially after venCONTINUED ON Page 38

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ues started tightening up in the ’90s, but mostly, he got so close to burgeoning bands because he’s a likable guy who played in well-regarded bands like Braille Closet and the Four Shames, and he supports the local scene by sharing his talents without any expectation of celebration. The special bonus is that should Leatherman find you in his lens, it’s likely you will like what he sees, because his discerning taste in music seems to translate to his innate ability to read his subjects and capture their natures authentically. His photos feel real and essential, compelling with a force similar to that which drives crowds to charge stages. 38

“I hope that my love of the music, and in certain instances the love of the people that I’m photographing, comes across in the picture,” Leatherman says. While his eye hasn’t led him to see overwhelming riches from his photography, it has its own unique rewards. Most recently, Kim Gordon of Sonic Youth printed one of Leatherman’s photos in her memoir, Girl in a Band, a portrait taken in Jacksonville in 1986 before a show at Einstein-a-GoGo. The photo shoot came about when Leatherman arrived early to the venue and a friend introduced him to the band. Sonic Youth guitarist Lee Ranaldo bonded with Leatherman over a mutual love of photography, and Leatherman ventured a request to take photos before they per-

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formed. The band agreed. He followed Sonic Youth that week to two cities, Gainesville and Jacksonville. One of the photos from the Gainesville show ended up in Larry Flynt’s short-lived RIP magazine, so Leatherman’s first official photography paycheck – for a scant $75 – is signed by the notorious Hustler tycoon. Another from the Jacksonville set made it into Gordon’s personal collection and eventually into her book. “Somewhere along the way, Lee must’ve shared those pictures with the rest of the members in the band and that’s how it wound up in her book,” Leatherman says. “And being a fan of Sonic Youth, that made it that much more special.” Ranaldo paid Leatherman for the pho-

tos in vinyl, sending signed copies of 12 (now quite valuable) records, including a first pressing of Sonic Youth’s debut record and their first 45. So while photography hasn’t always been a lucrative path, it’s always managed to sound good enough to keep Leatherman shooting underground music stars and locally sown talents to this day. “I’ve just always been a freak about music, so to combine the two passions together was what I always wish I could make a living out of,” Leatherman says. “Now my free time is so scarce. But I think that it’s time that I take photography completely seriously and tried to make a career out of it.” abelanger@orlandoweekly.com

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CAREER TRAINING IN THE ANIMAL INDUSTRY AWAITS YOU Do you want to “turn your love for animals into a lifelong career?”

Pursue your dream career as Pet Groomer, Veterinary Assistant or a Veterinary Technician. The Institute of Technical Arts is an independent, private, postsecondary school, specializing in applied education and training at the diploma and associate degree levels. Your future looks bright at ITA to get your training for a new and rewarding career. We have scholarships and financial aid for those that qualify. Take the first step and choose from three (3) career training options available at the Institute; Professional Pet Styling, Veterinary Assistant, or Veterinary Technician. You can choose from different schedules. We will assist you with job placement. Professional Pet Styling Program is designed for you to perfect grooming skills; help maintain healthy skin, coat, ears, and teeth of the pet; and become capable of opening your own grooming business. Classes are taught by standards established by the American Kennel Club (AKC), utilizing nationally recognized and accepted grooming procedures. Veterinary Assistant Program is designed for you to work closely with the veterinarian and veterinary technician maximizing the health care of animals. This program teaches you to provide high quality, humane care to animals during all stages of their life. You will obtain a strong background of knowledge in animal anatomy, physiology, pharmacology, and surgical assistance with the classroom, laboratory, and externship experiences.

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Veterinary Technician Program is an Associate of Science degree program designed for you to be trained to work in direct support of the veterinarian during diagnosis and surgical procedures. You will be taught to excel in the veterinary clinic at a higher skill level than the veterinary assistant. This program provides you with a comprehensive coverage and integration of business skills, along with the skills necessary to function in an animal care facility. You, as a veterinary technician, are as important to veterinary medicine as nurses are to human medicine. In 2014, ITA’s Veterinary Technician Program was granted Initial programmatic accreditation by the Committee on Veterinary Technician Education and Activities (CVTEA). The CVTEA is recognized by the American Veterinary Medical Association (AVMA) as the accrediting body for veterinary technician programs. Clinic Specials: ITA’s Pet Grooming Salon, located on campus, is a full-service salon, open to the community, offering extremely reasonable prices. “Fido” and “Fifi” and their friends are encouraged to sample from our full/ partial grooms, therapeutic baths, teeth brushing, and spa services, including our refreshing apricot exfoliating scrubs and blueberry facials. Mention this article to receive a Free Hot Oil Treatment with any bath! (Up to a $10 value) Call ITA’s Grooming Salon at 407-478-PAWS (7297) to schedule an appointment for your pet. ITA’s Veterinary Clinic opened its doors in early 2013 and offers full veterinary services to the community at affordable prices. The 5,000 square-foot clinic is located within the School of Animal Arts and has a multitude of services available for your pets such as: surgery, dentistry, radiology, ultrasound, routine medical procedures, and emergency medical treatment. The hospital is accredited by the American Animal Hospital

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Bloody Phoenix L.A. grindcore band Bloody Phoenix lashes out with punishing punk alongside local fast-furious generator Reallyweirdperson, who just dropped a new self-titled release (reallyweirdperson.bandcamp.com). 9 p.m. Wednesday, April 15, at Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, $7

Lauris Vidal One-man blues band Lauris Vidal beats a path back to Florida from Tennessee, where he’s been hanging his signature cap lately. 9 p.m. Thursday, April 16, at the Imperial, free

Brand new bag Joint Chiefs singer Eugene Snowden expands his local legacy as a versatile solo sensation By DAinon MooDy FlorIda MUSIC FeSTIVal: THIS lITTle UnderGroUnd PreSenTS eUGene Snowden, omri loved Celadon, the woolly Bushmen, Fast Preacher, waxed, Beth Bynum 7 p.m. Saturday, April 18 | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | free

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ot so many years ago, the Legendary JC’s absolutely dominated, and not just in the Sunshine State. To hear JC’s lead singer and Ten Pints of Truth mainstay Eugene Snowden tell the story (er, stories), the soul outfit was touring over 200 shows a year at its height. Being part of that eight- or nine-person lineup meant playing at a time when local clubs and bands enjoyed a heightened period of creativity. Collaborating with poets and painters and actors on stage – in the midst of performing – wasn’t the exception to the norm. It was the norm, period. “The early ’90s to mid-2000s was the most creative time this city has ever seen. Everything was there,” Snowden says. “But the same damn thing is happening right now, too. You just have to look for it.” The JC’s wasn’t Snowden’s first shot at making his name known in Orlando, but it was arguably his most successful. At the band’s peak, they headlined a variety of

music festivals and opened for major artists like James Brown, B.B. King, Dr. John and many more. “That was the kind of music I’ve been doing since birth, part of this journey I was on,” Snowden says. “Playing with the JC’s was like going back home, you dig?” Though times have changed since the group’s heyday, the band hasn’t exactly gone away. In 2012, when the JC’s were touring about half the shows they’d grown accustomed to, it got harder to manage conflicting schedules and play as regularly. Not that this deterred Snowden from performing. For his part, he wanted to play even more. Over the past few years, he’s been branching out and speeding up. It’s why you’re prone to encounter him at the Milk Bar mid-week with drummer Katie Burkess and guitarist Dave Mann (his “triple threat”), or at a tribute night devoted to Sam Cooke’s legacy at the Imperial. The man’s restless. Snowden laughs it off as a musical midlife crisis of sorts, only instead of getting the Ferrari and sweet young thing to go with it, he’s aiming higher, performing in new ways with new collaborators and planning to release a string of EPs. He’s working hard to establish himself as a solo artist and itching to take his act on the road. With an ear for most any tune,

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he’s quick to fold himself into whatever genre or band will receive him. Case in point: This week, Snowden plays Florida Music Festival with local garage rockers the Woolly Bushmen as his band. Beyond that, his goals run rampant. He wants to sing with a couple of punk bands and talks about joining up with the Sh-Booms for a tune. It seems he’s got a long list of musical aspirations he wants to accomplish and that it’ll get longer before it gets shorter. It makes you wonder where all that energy he packs on stage comes from. He says he’s figured out some secrets of success through his career, personal lessons that could stretch past the realm of music. First: Do a lot of different things with a lot of different bands and people. Do that, he says, and you’ll tap into the creativity that this city has to offer. Another? Fail as often as possible. “I am under no fucking illusion that everybody will like what I do,” Snowden is quick to say. “I don’t expect not to be criticized, but it’s not going to break me. I take my chances and keep right on going.” That means Snowden will keep playing a pivotal part in this scene for as long as he can get away with it. Moral of his story: Keep on moving. “I’m not over here being an old man. Saying, you know, ‘I done my time. Now I’m just going to sit back and find my way to heaven,’” Snowden says. “I’m knocking on the door, man! Use me!”

Swamburger throws down a terrifically rad local showcase spanning punk (Neat Freak), hip-hop (Skip & Chrono) and all the Afro-punk hip-hop in between (Acey & DiVinci). 7 p.m. Friday, April 17, at the Social, free

The Supervillains You didn’t think you’d make it through FMF weekend without checking in on local ska heroes the Supervillains, did you? Show up at midnight for the Blue Man Group drum-off. midnight Saturday, April 18, at Wall Street Plaza Mainstage, free

Bob Dylan Get tangled up in blue with Bob Dylan at Dr. Phillips Center, because his voice may be faltering but his poetry never does. 8 p.m. Sunday, April 19, at Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, $63.25-$93.25

D.A.R.E. Live Irreverent rapper City Tucker releases D.A.R.E. 2 with a legit crew of local hip-hop talents like Mr. 3 and Palmer Reed during a benefit show that seeks to support medical marijuana legislation. 8 p.m. Monday, April 20, at Backbooth, $5

Cherub The Nashville electro-pop duo known as Cherub snuck in their Leftovers EP late last year, furthering their fresh take on ’80s funk.

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years. But now Will’s Pub is the latest live venue to enter the dance night sweepstakes with its new Tuesdays. More than at almost any other nightspot in the city, this will seem curious and possibly alarming. But don’t freak, regulars. This new night is Soul Shakedown and it’s spun by the unfuckwithable DJ BMF, not some newjack Serato twat with more social media presence than skills. The Phat-NJazzy cornerstone turntablist is as O.G. as they come, and he brings his full audiovisual experience and a sure-shot music selection of jumping soul and funk. Functionally, it doesn’t seem to affect the Tuesday concerts drastically. They’re only a little earlier, which isn’t a bad thing for a school night. And for a late-night event, it’s not absurdly late, beginning at a relatively inclusive 11 p.m. But the cherry on top? No cover. The Mills 50 district does things on its own terms, and shit’s gotta be legit. So it’s about time this surging neighborhood had its own chance to dance on the reg too.

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North Carolina’s American Aquarium (April 11, Will’s Pub) was excellent, as usual. Really, these guys have been one of the best country-rock bands going for a while now and are – in sensibility, work ethic and trajectory – the next Lucero, if there’s any justice in this world. So if you think Lucero’s lost some (or perhaps a lot) of their bite and intimacy – I do – then American Aquarium is your next jam.

Then there’s Baby Erection’s wardrobe, which was perhaps more outrageous than the moniker. But the big story this night was an Orlando one. Ever since last year, local heartland rocker Mike Dunn has been putting real pieces in place for a comeback. As of this opening show, he debuted his new band (the Company) and has a new album (Hard Luck Soft Rock) in the can, set for a summer release. Although mostly together, the band sounded like they’re still coalescing. The new songs, however, sounded solid enough to raise anticipation for the new LP a little more, so stay tuned. Details are being sorted still, but Dunn has some cool release events in the works for this summer. Their punk-scuffed folk music is a pretty good listen in its own right. But, live, Nashville trio Fort Defiance (April 8, Will’s Pub) is a rousing stage display of flashy busker tricks and bellies of fire. Although they have a dedicated percussionist with a rig of intriguing things like a suitcase foot drum and a washboard, their irrepressible beat is an ensemble effort with the other two singer-players stationed high atop stomping platforms – one a travel trunk and the other a wooden crate. The reason to take them more seriously than basic show entertainment is

that, in contrast to acts like the Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band, they lead with soul, not gimmick. Their songs are good, earnest and full of real heart that’s colorfully stroked by the male-female harmonies of the vigorous Jordan Eastman and Laurel Lane, whose raw, Dolly-esque country shine could be a diamond in the rough. All this makes the crowd involvement that their wall-breaking performance style solicits a lot less awkward. But even if you decline to sing along or grab one of the many percussion instruments they pass around the audience, you’ll still get an allout performance. Sharing the bill was Brooklyn’s Baby Erection. There is, of course, that name. And then there’s the wardrobe, which was perhaps more outrageous than the moniker. Possibly awesome but probably just gross, the frontman’s getup makes the Darkness’ Justin Hawkins seem almost prim. But that about does it for their notable qualities. Beyond all the laugh bait, they’re just an undercooked hash of garage, glam and punk. Melbourne’s the Dull Blades are still doing the two-piece thing and still doing it well. They’ve developed rock & roll hues beyond the White Stripes template that guided them before, but their aesthetic remains nicely honed and their execution more in the pocket than ever. This highperformance duo has always been an underrated area band, so it’s nice to see them still in business and kicking ass. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Genius power pop quartet OK Go compels equal geek-out reactions to their wildly original and inventive music videos as their swallow-you-whole dance-floor tunes. Their most recent single, “You’re a Fucking Nerd and No One Likes You,” is damn guaranteed to pump up the crowds who turn out to the Beacham when the band plays it live this week (saving you an unnecessary trip to the movies to hear washed-up jokes during Hot Tub Time Machine 2). They aren’t just pop heroes, either – the brainy Chicago rebels figured out they could achieve more on their own and left their cushy major label to release last year’s Hungry Ghosts on their own imprint, Paracadute. The album buzzes a little more than their past records, with a trendy electronic bent to each track that admirably remains forward-thinking despite how used to these production tricks we are by now. Is that what authenticity tastes like? – Ashley Belanger

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Winter Park is a well-established culinary town, with some of the area’s best restaurants calling it home. This weekend, the city invites a horde of those restos – along with plenty of beer and wine purveyors – to the lovely Winter Park Farmers Market to show off their wares. Unlike some food festivals, Taste of Winter Park is all-inclusive, meaning that you won’t have to pony up cash for food and drink tickets in addition to the entrance fee. That means you get to eat and drink as many samples as you want from vendors like Bosphorous, Mi Tomatina, Park Plaza Gardens or Krispy Kreme. You can bring extra cash if you want to win a raffle for a Viking River Cruise, or skip it and take a nap on the Winter Park Boat Tour after you stuff yourself. – Thaddeus McCollum

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5-8 p.m. | Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park | winterpark.org | $45

Dave Chappelle

There aren’t many living comedians who have the sterling reputation that Dave Chappelle does. After coming up in the stand-up world, Chappelle seamlessly transitioned to national prominence due to his star-making turn in the 1998 stoner classic Half Baked and his stereotype-skewering sketch comedy show, Chappelle’s Show. Then, in 2005, he stunned everyone by walking away from the Comedy Central hit. His reasons were varied: dissatisfaction with network meddling, the desire to focus on his family, but, most importantly, the show was making it difficult for him to continue to work in stand-up, his first love. Since leaving television and film, Chappelle hasn’t stopped working on stage; he’s known to pop in for unannounced sets from time to time in New York and L.A. But this is the first time he’s been on such a prominent solo tour in over a decade, which is why tickets for the first announced show at Bob Carr this week sold out in less than a day, prompting the addition of two more shows. It’s possible that they may all sell out by the time this hits the stands, but we suggest that you beg, borrow or steal to get into this show. It’s a celebration. – TM 7 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. Wednesday, 7 p.m. Thursday | Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St. | 844-513-2014 | drphillipscenter.org | $58.75

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When it comes to the sweet crossroads of punk, pop and just big, beefy guitar-driven indie rock, this is a steroid lineup. First, you’ve got Nashville heroes Diarrhea Planet, who come with the sound of pure maximalist guitar exultation and a serious live reputation. Then there’s the brawny, affable ’90s worship of noteworthy Infinity Cat Recordings labelmate Left & Right. This is also another prime chance to catch Iska Dhaaf, a band with legit Seattle pedigree (Mt. St. Helens Vietnam Band and Mad Rad) that was very impressive but went overlooked at this club last summer on their first national tour. Not to be outdone, wave-making pop punk champs Panther Camp and Teen Agers bring the local heat. Now this is value. – Bao Le-Huu with Panther Camp, Left & Right, Iska Dhaaf, Teen Agers, Pizza Nightmare | 7 p.m. | Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St. | 407-999-2570 | backbooth.com | $10

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Twelve21 Gallery, known for their modestly sized, big-idea art shows, has moved out of their small walk-up in Ivanhoe Village and into a spot in the Orange Studio on Mills Ave. Though the street number, 1121, is off by a digit, they’re bringing the same level of contemporary art to their first exhibition there, New Refractions. The show features art by New York artist Andréa Stanislav, who creates collages out of bright colors, glitter and refractive film. The final products look something like shimmery, shiny explosions of color and images that top even the most retina-searing Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper, calling attention to dichotomies of beauty versus horror, or reality versus surreality. It should be a bright, colorful show to kick off Twelve21’s bright, colorful future at their bright, colorful new home. – TM

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This year marks the sixth annual UCF Book Festival, which authors from all around the world attend, including a few that teach at the university. There are a variety of literary activities to choose from, whether you’d prefer to attend author panel discussions, get tips on how to write a novel with James O. Born (author of Scent of Murder), check out the cooking demonstrations (cookbooks are books too!) to satisfy your salivary urges, or even just get your favorite book signed. This year’s keynote author, Terry McMillan, wrote her first book, Mama, in a workshop with her writing group, the Harlem Writer’s Guild. Her novels speak to the soul and show the struggles one endures with family and friendships, and her keynote address (early in the day, at 11 a.m., so don’t miss out) is sure to touch on the necessity of connection. Don’t be afraid to let your inner lit-freak come out to fuel that passion for books! – Haley Cannon

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6-9 p.m. | Twelve21 Gallery, 1121 N. Mills Ave. | 407-982-4357 | twelve21gallery.com | free

David Sedaris is funny – very funny, even – so why is it that whenever you read a blurb about him coming to perform, the descriptions make him sound so … dull? The blurb for his upcoming show at the Bob Carr Theater calls him one of our “pre-eminent humor writers” and talks about his “sardonic wit and incisive social critiques.” But in addition to being a brilliant writer and a keen observer of the human condition and whatnot, Sedaris is also absurdly, often crassly, hilarious. He’s the kind of guy who makes jokes about abortion that are both smart and dark (“If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother”). He’s not afraid to make poop jokes (“In my experience, a straight guy will shit anywhere”). He is self-deprecating (“Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I’d do it more if I could get away with it”). He’ll talk about his family, his boyfriend, anxiety, flying, his love of picking up litter on the side of the road in the English countryside – basically, he’ll cover pretty much all the ground a typical stand-up comic will cover. Only when you go see Sedaris, no matter what he says, you won’t feel dirty and ashamed and a little sad that you laughed at his jokes. Instead, you’ll feel smarter – maybe even sardonic and incisive. – Erin Sullivan

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10 a.m.-3:30 p.m. | UCF Education Building, 4000 Central Florida Blvd. | education.ucf.edu/bookfest | free

“Americans throw away more than 68 pounds of clothing and textiles per person per year,” according to vintage fashion purveyors Other People’s Property (quoting numbers from the EPA). They suggest that you keep your stuff out of the landfill, and have fun doing it, by participating in one of their wardrobe exchanges. Drop off your swappable clothing, shoes or jewelry – anything that once delighted you, but whose glamour has palled – at Downtown Credo coffeehouse, 706 W. Smith St., by April 19. Then on Monday night, exchange it for more glad rags – not new, but new to you. It’s like shopping, but everything’s free, including the mini-massages, haircuts, coffee, baked goods and tote bags! Well, not everything: Halfway through the night, OPP clears out the “swap” and opens the “shop” with choice vintage items from their fantastic inventory. Any leftover swap items are donated to Dress for Success, and a portion of proceeds from vintage items sold will be donated to Charity: Water. It’s a pretty good look. – Jessica Bryce Young 5:30-8 p.m. | Winter Park Plaza, 330 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park | otherpeoplesproperty.com | $10-$20

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ConCerts/events Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Bloody Phoenix, really weirdperson, Deformed, Rush Falknor 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $7; 407-270-9104. Bonerama, Beth McKee 7:30 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$18; 407-246-1419. Carousel Kings, Post Season, Old Again, Suck Brick Kid, Adult Life 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10-$12; 407-999-2570.

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Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Extreme - Pornograffitti Live 7 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $25-$27; 407-934-2583. Golden Novak 9:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Wheeler Newman 9 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992.

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

Torque: AK1200 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $5; 407-403-2938.

Marx Open Mic Jam Night 9 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763.

Vagora, Children of October, Awesome and the Asskickers, Pizza Nightmare 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; contact for price; 407-3227475.

Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. Untucked Bingo with Ginger Minj 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727505-4566.

Open Rehearsal of Tosca 1 pm; An open blocking rehearsal sung in Italian. There will not be supertitles. Walt Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; arts.cah.ucf.edu. Opera Master Class 6 pm; Select UCF Opera students work in a Master Class setting that is free and open to the public. Walt Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; arts.cah.ucf.edu. Thursday, aprIL 16

ConCerts/events Boz Scaggs 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $35.50$65.50; 407-351-5483. Bumpin’ Uglies, the Bullet Dodgers 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Diarrhea Planet, Panther Camp, Left & Right, Iska Dhaaf, Teen Agers 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $5-$10; 407-999-2570. Florida Music Festival 2015 (FMF) Downtown Orlando, Orange Avenue and Central Boulevard; free; floridamusicfestival.com. FMF: Bellows, Serotonic, Leisure Chief 9 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. FMF: Blaine the Mono, Death of Paris 8:30 pm; Bullitt Bar, 33 E. Pine St.; free; 407-839-0999. FMF: DJ Phiona 10 pm; Tier Nightclub, 20 E. Central Ave.; free; 407-317-9129. FMF: Jonnie Morgan Band, the Crazy Carls, Savannah, GreyMarket Band, Paige Keiner 7:30 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

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Lucidea, the Happy Campers Clubs/lounges 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $3; 407-677-9669. Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, Miss Tess & the Talkbacks, 3076 Curry Ford Road; Terri Binion & the free; 407-985-3778. Actomatics, Sarah Purser Band 9 pm; Will’s Pub, Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7. Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. OK Go, White Arrows 8 pm; The Beacham, 46 Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; N. Orange Ave.; $20Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; $30; 407-648-8363. free; 407-649-3888.

Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000.

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The Brink Grand Re-Opening Hey, remember the Brink? It’s that plush, colorful gay bar that took over the space formerly filled by much-missed, not-at-all-plush-or-colorful dive bar Hoops. They closed down last year, but return to the downtown scene this weekend. Expect two rooms with distinctly different vibes: one for lounging, one for dancing. Indulge in almost-as-cheap-as-Hoops drink specials and welcome the Brink back from, well, the brink. 9 p.m. Friday; The Brink, 47 W. Amelia St.; $5; facebook.com/brinkorlando East Orlando Beer Festival Parking-lot drinking abounds at this beer bash at the Waterford Lakes shopping center. Snag 2-ounce samples of over 100 different varieties of craft beers and seasonal brews, along with tasty bites from area restaurants. Live music is provided by Blender, a cover band, so they’ll be okay with you getting schwasted and screaming out requests for songs they’ve already played. 4-8 p.m. Saturday; Waterford Lakes, 413 N. Alafaya Trail; $20-$60; floridabeerfestivals.com

Banana Hammock Free Beer Tasting Poolside Brewing is apparently so confident in their new beer, Banana Hammock, that they’re letting you try it for free. The Russian Imperial Stout – brewed with cacao nibs, vanilla beans and banana and aged in rum-soaked oak barrels – sure sounds tasty. Samples are firstcome, first-served, and they ask that you buy at least one beer from Tap and Grind to thank them. 3-5 p.m. Sunday; Tap and Grind, 59 W. Central Blvd.; free; tapandgrind.com

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420 Party If you get the munchies on Monday for some reason, make your way over to Oblivion for their 420 Party. Their weedjoke-centric munchie menu features items like Dank Deviled Eggs, Cheeba Cheese Dip and the Mary Jane Mac Burger. Lagunitas Brewing will be on hand to pass (to the left, obvs) out 420 Survival Kits and show off their Undercover Investigation Shutdown Ale. 4:20 p.m. Monday; Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; obliviontaproom.com

FIDLAR May 12 at the Social Ben Prestage, April 22 at Will’s Pub Tim Barry, April 22 at the Social Sage Francis, April 23 at the Social

Joan Armatrading, May 2 at the Plaza Live

Old Crow Medicine Show, May 14 at House of Blues

The Fleshtones, May 3 at Will’s Pub

Whiskey Business, May 15 at Cheyenne Saloon

David Dondero, May 4 at Lil Indies

Blackberry Smoke, April 25 at House of Blues

Neutral Milk Hotel, May 5 at the Beacham

The Mowgli’s, April 25 at the Social

Boston, May 7 at Hard Rock Live

Bad Suns, April 27 at the Beacham

Shy Girls, May 7 at the Social

Wilco, April 28 at Hard Rock Live

Flogging Molly, May 7 at House of Blues

Tyler, the Creator, April 28 at the Plaza Live The David Mayfield Parade, April 28 at Will’s Pub Alanis Morissette, April 29 at Hard Rock Live Crizzly, April 30 at Venue 578 Earl Sweatshirt, May 2 at Venue 578

Five Eight, May 8 at Will’s Pub

Mae, May 17 at House of Blues Seven Lions, May 17 at Venue 578 Natural Child, May 15 at Will’s Pub Built to Spill, May 15 at the Social Steve Earle & the Dukes, May 23 at the Plaza Live

Jenny Lewis, May 10 at the Beacham

Dragonforce, Kamelot, May 23 at House of Blues

Minus the Bear, May 11 at the Social

Melt Banana, May 28 at Backbooth

FIDLAR, METZ, May 12 at the Social

Saigon Kick, May 30 at the Social

Jason Isbell, Craig Finn, May 13 at the Plaza Live

New Kids on the Block, June 5 at Amway Arena

Third Eye Blind and Dashboard Confessional, June 5 at House of Blues Charli XCX, June 12 at the Beacham The Rolling Stones, June 12 at the Citrus Bowl The War on Drugs, June 17 at the Beacham Neon Trees, July 10 at the Beacham Idina Menzel, July 25 at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts My Morning Jacket, August 4 at Hard Rock Live

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M u s i C Pepsi’s Funk Fest makes its way to the Central Florida Fairgrounds this weekend, bringing a full evening of food, funk and fun. This year’s lineup includes popular ’80s and ’90s R&B favorites such as Mint Condition, Silk, SWV and Whodini, followed by a headlining performance by none other than the R&B don dada himself, R. Kelly. With a variety of VIP seating packages available and with all of that groove (or should we say funk?) going around, we doubt you’ll spend much time planted in your seat. – Luis Vazquez

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FMF: Kasson, the State of How, the Inverted, Erik Smallwood, Jimmy Buffett Tribute Session 6 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471. Forms, Joint Dislocation, Uh, Lonz, Dogs in Reverse, Other Body, Hell Garbage 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; donations accepted; 407-270-9104. Jimmy Buffett 8 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $34-$133.50; 800-745-3000. Lauris Vidal 9 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992. Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

The Old Fashioned, the New Lows, Foxwound, Architects of Fear 8:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. RIOT! Reunion 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $10$25; 407-872-0066. Third Thursday Blues: The Smokin’ Torpedoes 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-259-8036.

Clubs/lounges Bar Brawl Club 9 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954. Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; Free; 407-425-7571. Guts and Glory - Pop Punk Night 11 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Tyrone Wells, Dominic Balli, Emily Hearn 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-246-1419.

Indiecent Thursdays ; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-839-04357.

Wanee Music Festival: Widespread Panic, Gov’t Mule and many more Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, 3076 95th Drive, Live Oak; $175; 386-364-1683.

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Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Lacerate, Nation of Decay, Atlas 6 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $15-$20; 407-322-7475.

Open Mic 8 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Bad Boy Bill 9 pm; Epic, 57 W. Pine St.; $20$30; 407-367-9789.

Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Florida Grammy Showcase: Matt Shenk, Magazine Society, Dustin Seymour, Casey Conroy, Brie, Alex 7 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free.

Poker Tournament 8 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763. Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199. Slowburn Thursdays with DJ Nigel John The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. Orange Ave.; free. Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Florida Music Festival 2015 (FMF) Downtown Orlando, Orange Avenue and Central Boulevard; free; floridamusicfestival.com. FMF: Ajeva, Holey Miss Moley, Green Sunshine 9 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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FMF: Doc Ellis Orchestra, Gerry Williams Band, Rhetta Jane, Beemo, Carly Jo Jackson, Diamond Dixie, Bradley Daryl 6 pm; Cheyenne Saloon and Opera House, 128 W. Church St.; free; 407-839-3000.

FMF: Hor!zen, I-Resolution, Magic City Hippies, Brightside, Gary Lazer Eyes, Carina Point, Eden Shireen 6 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

FMF: JB Crockett, Daniel Polich, David Posso, Riana Kuring, Kayla Liquori, Brianna Abregano, Chandler and the Mahland Band, Brooke & Brie, Zion Cruz, O-Sky 6 pm; Downtown Orlando Church Street, Church Street and Garland Avenue; free. FMF: Kyle Dion, Dear Tatiana, Versions of People 7:30 pm; Bullitt Bar, 33 E. Pine St.; free; 407-839-0999. FMF: Producer, Bengali 600, Leisure Chief feat. Alexandrah Love, Skip & Chrono, Acey & Divinci, Madd Illz, E-Turn, Trissa, Jorok with AMiAM, DII, Purple Kloud, the Welzeins, Adam and the Plastic, Neat Freak 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1419. FMF: Rug, Billy Wright, Morgan Wallen & the Sinners Saints, Love Cunningam, the Blind Spots, Cat Ridgeway 6:30 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471. From Indian Lakes, the Soil and the Sun, Lemolo, Arcadence 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $5-$15; 407-999-2570. Infiltr8: Celebr8 Featuring Lonely Boy, Atnarko and Jeff Kash 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-421-1670.

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Inter Arma, yautja, Set and Setting, Dzoavits 7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

33 E. Pine St.; free; 407-839-0999.

Jarabe de Palo 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $30-$65; 407-648-8363.

FMF: This Little Underground Presents Eugene Snowden, Omri Loved Celadon, Woolly Bushmen, Fast Preacher, Waxed, Beth Bynum 7:30 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1419.

Jazz Roots:A Night In Rio With Sergio Mendes 8 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $25.50.

FMF: Forget Myself, Groove Orient, American Party Machine, Britt Daley and more 6:30 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

Kawaii Till We Die 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636.

FMF: Oxford Noland, Josh Lamkin and Automatic Heat, RJ Harman and Company 9 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Obelisk, Ulcer, Mom & Dan, Bhavachakra, Moat Cobra 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

FMF: Prankstisci 10 pm; Tier Nightclub, 20 E. Central Ave.; free; 407-317-9129.

Galloway & Kelliher, Jed Harper 8 pm; Friendly Confines, 4757 S. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-852-4800.

FMF: The Bloody Jug Band, Alex Hayes, Bailey Callahan, Kristen Spencer 6 pm; Cheyenne Saloon and Opera House, 128 W. Church St.; free; 407-839-3000.

Golden Novak 9 pm; World of Beer - Dr. Phillips, 7800 Dr. Phillips Blvd.; free; 407-355-3315.

FMF: The Supervillains, Blue Man Group Drum-Off, the Whitey Tighties, Are Friends Electric, and more 6 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

Hadley’s Hope, Darko Gray 8 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117. Jackson Rodgers 9 pm-1 am; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-259-8036.

Funk Fest: R. Kelly, Mint Condition, Silk, SWV, Whodini3 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $25-$2,500; 407-295-3247.

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Soundfluids: DJ Che Rizik 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804. The Strange Trip, Rooster Von Brown 8 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. Tesla, Sledd, NoMara 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $27-$30; 407-934-2583.

Clubs/lounges DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Karaoke with Cindy 7:30-10 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515. Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. Uberbahn 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

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ConCerts/events The Cook Trio 8 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-7199874. Florida Music Festival 2015 (FMF) Downtown Orlando, Orange Avenue and Central Boulevard; free; floridamusicfestival.com. FMF: Band Is Sleeping Sunset, Save the Radio, On the Avenue 7:30 pm; Bullitt Bar, orlandoweekly.com

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Clubs/lounges Masamune 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Meiuuswe, Stone Soul, Cat Party 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $5; 407-677-9669. Mic the Prophet, Goodmorning Love 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $5; 407-322-7475. Nuclear Bubble Wrap, Marc With a C, the Gekkos 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636. Such Gold, Koji, Brigades, Tommy Boys, yellow Day Union 5:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $5-$12; 407-999-2570. Thomas Hewitt, Lesser Humans, the Glorious Rebellion 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104. ThunderJack AC/DC Tribute Band 10 pm; Sloppy Taco Palace, 4892 S. Kirkman Road; free; 407-574-6474.

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DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. Make It Rain 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-246-1419. Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $4; 407-999-2570. Open House Conspiracy Frankie Knuckles Benefit 9 pm; Segafredo Mills Park, 1618 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$10 suggested donation. The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346.

opera/ClassiCal Orlando Philharmonic: Music of the Movies 4 pm; Free concert from the Orlando Philharmonic featuring music from films. Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-246-2283. sunday, aprIL 19

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Underhill, Future Thieves, Hazardous Folk, Wild Flyer 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Universal Studios Mardi Gras: Trey Songz ; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-363-8000.

Bob Dylan 8 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $63.25-$295.

Erin Rianna, Captains of April, Back you Devils 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; donations accepted; 407-270-9104. Peter Hook & the Light 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$40; 407-228-1220. Rae Sremmurd 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $25-$40; 407-648-8363. Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, A Skylit Drive, Wolves at the Gate, Save the Fallen, We Could Be Heroes 4 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570. Solar Ellipsis, Evening’s Fable, Casaveda 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $7; 407-322-7475. Southern Fried Sunday: JUke, Jacob Jeffries Band, Phil Barnes, Brown Bag Brass Band, Eugene Snowden 4:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $4-$10.

Clubs/lounges DING! Anniversary Double Secret Toga Party 8 pm-2 am; Bikkuri Lounge, 1919 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-894-4494. Open Mic at the Falcon 3 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

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Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407246-1419.

opera/ClassiCal Canterbury Cathedral Choir of Men and Boys 5 pm; The renowned Canterbury Cathedral Choir performs a variety of sacred music from throughout the ages. St. Andrew’s Chapel, 5525 Wayside Drive, Sanford; $16-$20; 407-328-1139; sa chapel.com/news-and-events. Catherine Way 12-3 pm; Classical harp. Casa Feliz, 656 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-628-8200. MOnday, aprIL 20

ConCerts/events Ben Prestage 7 pm; The Public House, 12046 Collegiate Way; $4.20. D.A.R.E. Live, City Tucker, Palmer Reed, Mr. 3, Ted Messena, Allura Luna, Leya Siri 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $5-$10; 407-999-2570. Reggae Mondae with Hor!zen 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6498540.

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Presents: Bearaoke at BarCodes 9 pm; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917. Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503. Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

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ConCerts/events Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Cherub, Mystery Skulls 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$17; thesocial.org. Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943. Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580. Twisted Tuesday With Captain Green, Holey Miss Moley, the Psychedelic Monks 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $2 suggested donation; 407-677-9669.

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Presents: Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636. Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free$3; 407-839-0457. Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200. Soul Shakedown Tuesday With DJ BMF 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free. Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

ThEaTEr Bad Dog After ten years of sobriety, Molly Drexler tumbles off “the wagon” by driving her Prius through her house. Wednesdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm and Wednesdays, Sundays, 2 pm; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $10-$45; 407447-1700; orlandoshakes.org. Bert Rodriguez: Why Do the Wrong People Travel? Cabaret performance. Tuesday, 8 pm; The Persian Room, 1155 W. State Road 434, Longwood; $10-$12; 407-637-2890. Guys and Dolls Frank Loesser’s sensational musical introduces you to the classiest gang of New York mobsters you’ll ever meet. Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 8 pm and Sunday, 4 pm; Rollins College, Annie Russell Theatre, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-646-2145; rollins.edu. Hank Williams: Lost Highway Biographical play about the legendary country star. Fridays, 8 pm and Thursdays, 7:30 pm; IceHouse Theatre, 1100 N. Unser St., Mount Dora; $20; 352-3834616; icehousetheatre.com. Humorousness A comedy cabaret featuring Myke Herlihy and Kevin White. Thursday, 8 pm; The Persian Room, 1155 W. State Road 434, Longwood; $10-$12. James and the Giant Peach Young orphan James flees from his two conniving aunts. Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, 10:15 am & noon, Saturdays-Sundays, 2 pm and Wednesdays, 10:30 am; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $9-$15; 407447-1700; orlandoshakes.org. Joe’s NYC Bar An interactive and improvisational theater experience that transports the audience to a bar in Manhattan’s Lower East Side. Sunday, 3 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; $15-$20; wanzie.com. Melissa Vasquez: Are You Gonna Eat That? Cabaret performance. 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10-$15; 407-704-6261. COnTInued On page 65

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The Philadelphia Story The classic satire of upper-crust romance meets tabloid journalism. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm and Sundays, 2:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $24.25-$36.75; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com. Pippin Musical set in a Dickensian circus. Tuesday, 8 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $33.75; drphillipscenter.org. Putting It Together Featuring nearly 30 of Stephen Sondheim’s well-loved songs, including numbers from Into the Woods, Company, Follies, Sweeney Todd, Merrily We Roll Along, Anyone Can Whistle and more! Thursday, 7:30 pm, Friday, 7:30 pm and Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $18-$38; 407-6450145; winterparkplayhouse.org. South Pacific This epic musical romance centers on a group of American sailors and nurses during World War II. Mondays, Thursdays-Saturdays, 8 pm and Sundays, 3 pm; Central Christian Church, 250 W. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $15-$18; 407937-1800; cfcarts.com. The Women The plot involves the efforts of a group of women to play their respective roles in an artificial society that consists of vanity, comedy, tragedy, hope and disappoint-

ment. Thursdays, 7 pm, Fridays, Saturdays, 8 pm and Sundays, 2 pm; The Princess Theater, 115 W. First St., Sanford; $20; 407494-8474; cornerstone theatrecompany.com.

ComEdy Amir K Live stand-up. Thursday, 8 pm, Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm and Saturday, 7:30 & 10:15 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $20; 407-480-5233. An Evening With Kevin Smith Q & A session. Sunday, 10:15 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $40; 407-480-5233. Dale K, Almost Evil Comedy Hypnotist Live comedy performance. All proceeds go to the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. Wednesday, 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $30-$200; 407-7046261; abbeyorlando.com. Dave Chappelle The notoriously reclusive comedy star returns to the stage. Wednesday, 7 & 9:30 pm and Thursday, 7 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $58.75; 407-849-2020. Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot. Thursdays, Fridays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-648-0001; sak.com. Dustin Diamond Live stand-up. Wednesday, 8 pm; Orlando

Improv, 9101 International Drive. $14; 407-480-5233. Joel McHale As seen on the hit series Community Saturday, 7 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $47.50-$65; 407-351-5483; hardrock.com. Mama’s Comedy Show A 90-minute improv comedy show. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com. Open Mic Comedy Night Comedy open mic. Sunday, 8:30 pm; The Persian Room, 1155 W. State Road 434, Longwood. two drink minimum. Russ T. Nutz Stand-up comedy from Asheville, North Carolina. Saturday, 9:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. Saturday, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546. Spacebar Comedy Showcase Underground comics perform every Wednesday night. This is not an open mic. Wednesdays, 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804; facebook. com/spacebarcomedy. COnTInued On page 66

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Why Bry? With Kevin Smith & Bryan Johnson Live conversation between Kevin Smith and his best friend, Bryan Johnson. Sunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive. SOLD OUT; 407-480-5233.

arT openings/events Exposed: A Body of Art A celebration of human form across a variety of media. Live burlesque, sculpture and sketching. Saturday, 8 pm; Artisan Alley, DeLand; $25. Heirloom of the Artist: Rethinking Whistler’s Peacock Room A discussion about the ways in which James McNeill Whistler’s famed decorative interior has intersected with the history of collecting Asian ceramics in the West. Wednesday, 2:30 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; 407645-5311; morsemuseum.org. I Know It’s Only Rock & Roll But I Like It Music posters from artists like Erin Nolan, Andrew Spear, Jim Ivy and more. Opening Thursday, 6-9 pm, through May 20; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free. Interdependence Art from Heather Ashworth Pereira and an acoustic set from Milk Carton Superstars. Friday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954. Jim Leatherman’s Greatest Hits Photo Retrospective 1984-2014 A photography retrospective documenting the local music scene over the course of 30 years. Opening Thursday, 6 pm, through May 20; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. The Lady in Gold Anne-Marie O’Connor discusses the story of Maria Bloch Altmann’s effort to recover the family Klimt collection. Tuesday, 7:30 pm; Tiedtke Concert Hall, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2000. 66

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New Refractions New York-based artist Andréa Stanislav is known for her collages, sculpture, and installation pieces that incorporate glitter, refractive film, bright colors and the occasional taxidermy animal. Opening Friday, 6-9 pm; Twelve21 Gallery, 1121 N. Mills Ave. free; 407-9824357; twelve21gallery.com. No Borders Art competition where each artist is only allowed to work with a black permanent marker and one other color of their choice. Saturday, 8 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-898-7733. One Last Hoop Annual BFA student art show. Thursday, 6 pm; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-823-3161; arts.cah.ucf.edu. Peace Out Peter Van Flores’ final art show in the Orlando area before he begins a residency in Northern California. Opening Thursday, 6 pm, through May 20; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6487060; redefinegallery.com. Peter Reginato: Eccentric Constructions Abstract sculptures made from welded steel. Opens Friday, through July 5; Museum of Art - Deland, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Re:Constructions Opening Reception Opening reception for the 2015 Senior Studio Art Exhibition. Friday, 5:30-7:30 pm; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526. Rediscovering Byron Browne Pioneering works in Cubism, Surrealism and abstract art. Opens Friday, through July 5; Museum of Art - Deland, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Winter Park Paint Out Enjoy free admission to the Polasek while plein air artists create landscapes around the museum and sculpture gardens. Sunday, 1-4 pm, Monday, 10 am-5 pm

and Tuesday, 10 am-8 pm; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6476294; polasek.org. Women and Abstraction A decades-spanning exhibit of abstract works by female artists. Opens Saturday, through Aug. 2; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Continuing tHis week And Still We Rise: Race, Culture and Visual Conversations Using the powerful medium of story quilts, this exhibit narrates nearly four centuries of African American history. Mondays-Saturdays, 10 am-5 pm and Sundays, 12-5 pm; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $12; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org. Art in Chambers: Points in Time. Landscapes, Emotions and Memories Paintings by Chris Robb. MondaysFridays, 8 am-5 pm; Winter Park City Hall, 401 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; free. Bayeté Ross Smith: Taking Aim Art that examines race and media. Through July 28; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; donation suggested; 407-647-3307. The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse Tiffany art glass, Rookwood pottery and Gorham silver. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407645-5311; morsemuseum.org. Clyde Butcher: Nature’s Places of Spiritual Sanctuary Photographs from the Ansel Adams of the Everglades. Through May 16; Maitland Art Center, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org.

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The Consciousness of Dreams Art from Miguel Angel Carrasco. Through May 4; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200. Insight Juried exhibition by the Orlando Camera Club. ongoing, 6 pm; Jai Gallery, 47 E. Robinson St.; free; 321-216-1646. Larry Moore Solo Exhibition Paintings and illustrations from artist Larry Moore. Saturdays, 11 am-3 pm and Tuesdays-Fridays, 10 am-5 pm; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133. Lois Crisp Stover: In Your Face Life-casts combined with hand-built ceramics. Saturdays, 12-4 pm and Tuesdays-Fridays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eustis Museum of Art, 1 W. Orange Ave., Eustis; $5; 352-483-2900; lakeeustisartmuseum.org. Maya Lin: A History of Water Sculptures, drawings and large-scale installations.

Tuesdays-Fridays, 10 am-4 pm and Saturdays, Sundays, 12-4 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org. Of Consequence A photographic installation by Colin Finlay dealing with the human condition. Through April 16; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Real Lives: Observations and Reflections by Dale Kennington Show by contemporary painter working in the style of New American Realism. Through June 7; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com. Rob Reedy: Three This exhibit takes the viewer on a virtual journey through Reedy’s interpretation of the world. Through June 30; The White Wall Gallery, 999 Douglas Ave. #2221, Altamonte Springs; free; 407-6825343; thewhitewall.com.

Selections From the Harry C. Sigman Gift of European and American Decorative Art Art glass, pottery, metalwork and furniture. Tuesdays-Thursdays, Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org. Structure & Perspective Examines the intersection of organic and manmade forms such as those found in the distinction of body forms and building forms. ThursdaysSaturdays, 11 am-4 pm; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com. SVAD Faculty Studio Art Exhibit Monthlong art exhibit from UCF School of Visual Arts and Design faculty. Through May 11; The Terrace Gallery at Orlando City Hall, 400 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-2464279; arts.cah.ucf.edu. Third Thursday Gallery Hop Enjoy art, food, tech and more in downtown Orlando’s arts

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and culture district. Thursday, 6 pm; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6487060; cityartsfactory.com. A Tim Burton Tribute Show An art show dedicated to the man whose unique style and vision have inspired a generation. Through May 1, 8 pm-2 am; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

EvEnTs 420 Party Marijuana-themed menu, stoner movies on the screens, a hippie market and 420 Survival Kits from Lagunitas Brewing. Sunday, 4:20 pm; Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive. various menu prices; 407-802-4800. Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendorsonly community market held rain or shine. Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407623-3393; audubonmarket.com. Bamapana Opening Bamapana Vintage opens its new permanent space inside Cloak and Dapper. Free drinks and light fare served. Saturday, 7-10 pm; Cloak and Dapper, 1219 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-2506783; cloakanddapper.us. Banana Hammock Free Beer Tasting Free tasting of Poolside Brewing’s new Banana Hammock Russian Imperial Stout. Sunday, 3-5 pm; Tap and Grind, 59 W. Central Blvd.; free; 407-455-1100.

Bears Night Out A monthly gathering at the Bear Den at Parliament House. Happy hour drink prices until midnight, games, prizes and new furry friends. Friday, 10 pm-2 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Bridges of Light Awareness Luncheon Benefit luncheon for the Bridges of Light Foundation. Thursday, 11:30 am-1 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; $50-$2,500; 407-998-8090; bridgesoflightfoundation.org. The Brink Grand Re-Opening Grand re-opening of the Brink, featuring DJay Ross, DJ Vanessa Behrens, interactive games and drink specials all night. Friday, 9 pm; The Brink, 47 W. Amelia St. $5; 407-388-4384. Chalk Walk Sidewalk chalk art competition with live music. Saturday, 3-8 pm; Anthem College, 3710 Maguire Blvd.; free-$10. Cheers To Change A night of art, entertainment, drinks and appetizers to benefit the Victim Service Center of Central Florida. Friday, 5:308:30 pm; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $50-$100; 407-254-9415; victimservicecenter.com. East Orlando Beer Festival Enjoy unlimited samples of beers from around the world and live music. Saturday, 4-8

pm; Waterford Lakes Town Center, 413 N. Alafaya Trail; $20-$50; 407-737-2866; floridabeerfestivals.com. Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com. Garden Party Spring Trunk Show Tammy Jo Fashion showcases her brand-new spring collection. Saturday, 12-7 pm; Retromended, 1231A N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-461-1264. Holi Festival of Colors Throw colored powder on other festivalgoers and enjoy four hours of music and kirtan performances. Saturday, noon; Orlando Krishna Temple, 2651 Rouse Road; $10; facebook. com/orlandocolorfest. Lake Mary Pour Enjoy samples of over 100 fine wines, spirits and specialty beers. Saturday, 4-7 pm; Colonial Town Park, 200 Colonial Center Parkway, Lake Mary; $20-$30; 407-444-0484; lm-heathrowfestival.com. OPP Spring Swap & Shop Bring your old clothes and walk away with new ones. Monday, 5:30-8 pm; Winter Park Plaza, 330 W. Fairbanks. Ave., Winter Park; $15-$20.

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Orange County Spring Festival and Battle of the Bands Food trucks, music, family activities and a battle of the bands featuring groups that have at least one county employee or immediate family member in them. Saturday, 10 am-3 pm; Barnett Park, 4801 W. Colonial Drive; free. Orlando Farmers Market Sundays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com. Orlando Tech Week A weeklong celebration of startups and technology in Orlando. Wednesday-Saturday, 8 am-10 pm; Church Street Exchange, 101 S. Garland Ave.; free-$75; 561-324-1733; week.orlandotech.org. Orlando Tech Week Afterparty: Ts and Ties Closing party for Orlando Tech Week featuring a T-shirt contest of the non-wet variety. Friday, 7-10 pm; DeVos Family Room, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $20. Ratz in da Milk District Custom car and bike show, food trucks and live music. Sunday, 12-6 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; free. Record Store Day Make new friends in line as you wait to pick up special releases from your favorite bands and pick up tons of free swag from Park 70

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Ave CDs. Saturday, 8 am; Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive; various prices; 407-447-7275.

Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; Free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Seminole Bromeliad and Tropical Plant Sale Thousands of bromeliads for sale. Saturday-Sunday, 9 am-4 pm; Garden Club of Sanford, 200 Fairmont Drive, Sanford; free; 407-539-4314.

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Taste of College Park A night out with drinks, dinner, dancing, auctions and more. Thursday, 6 pm; Dubsdread Country Club, 549 W. Par St.; $50; 407-4237878; collegeparkrotary.org. Taste of Pointe Orlando Sample fare from a variety of Pointe Orlando restaurants, including Adobe Gila’s, Marlow’s Tavern, Ra Sushi, the Pub and more. Sunday, 2-7 pm; Pointe Orlando, 9101 International Drive; $30-$35; 407-2482838; pointeorlando.com. Taste of Winter Park Unlimited tastings from some of the best restaurants in Central Florida. Wednesday, 5-8 pm; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; $45; winterpark.org. Wake ‘N Bake Brunch Marijuana-themed brunch menu. Sunday, 11 am-2 pm; Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407-802-4800. Winter Park Farmers Market Popular weekly farmers market in heart of Winter Park. Saturdays, 7 am-1 pm; Winter

Bringing It to Market: Foodpreneur 102 Learn about branding, building buzz and how to get your pitch down for your culinary concept. Saturday, 10 am-2 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; $45-$75; 321-2363316; eastendmkt.com. The Civil War Planetarium Show This show transports audiences 150 years into the past to bear witness to some of America’s darkest hours. Wednesday, 8 pm; Seminole State College Planetarium, 100 Weldon Blvd., Sanford; $6; 407708-2360; seminolestate.edu. Dora and Diego: Let’s Explore! The exhibit features beloved characters Dora and Diego from Nickelodeon’s hit preschool series Dora the Explorer and Go, Diego, Go!, along with their friends Boots, Map, Backpack, Isa,Tico, and of course Swiper, now in their own exhibit for preschoolers to explore as they learn and play along. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays-Sundays, 10 am-5 pm; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St. $19; 407-514-2000; osc.org. Film in Florida Panel Discussion Everything you need to know about filming in Florida, from locations to incentives and everything in between. Open to the public.

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Orlando Tech Meetup: Brendan Elch Part of Orlando Tech Week. Tech demos and a keynote talk with the creator of JavaScript and the Mozilla project. Wednesday, 5:30-9 pm; Church Street Exchange, 101 S. Garland Ave.; $20. Permaculture Matt Hunter of the Orlando Permaculture group talks about edible ecosystem design and the use of perennial polycultures to build soil, attract wildlife and feed our friends and families. Wednesday, 7-9 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; free; 407-2462620; simplelivinginstitute.org.

LiTErary David Sedaris Live reading and book-signing. Friday, 8 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $40; 407-849-2020.

Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave. free; 407-3621864; dandelion communitea.com. Faces & Voices: Celebrating the Art of Preserving Memories Emita Brady Hill, co-editor of Bronx Faces and Voices, discusses her collection of provocative first-hand narratives. Eric Dusenbery presents portraits and musings from his newly-published book, Florida Soup: Putting History On the Table. A Q&A and book signing follows the presentations. Thursday, 6-7:45 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-8357481; bookmarkitorlando.com. Literocalypse 13 Literary readings, performance art, mixed media and more. Thursday, 9 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; $2 suggested donation. Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken

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word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com. The Orlando Story Club Storytelling competition. Saturday, 7:30-9 pm; Incarnation Catholic Church, 1515 Edgewater Drive; $15-$20; 407-721-1999; cpnarts.org. The S.A.F.E.! Words! Poetry! Slam! Presents the Last! Chance! Slam! Competitive poetry slam featuring special guest Doug Delia. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954. Speakeasy Open Mic Poetry Night The city’s longest-running poetry open mic night. Hosted by Tod Caviness. Tuesday, 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. UCF Book Festival Join the University of Central Florida in welcoming dozens of new, established and well-known authors for the 6th Annual UCF Book Festival. Saturday, 9 am-5 pm; UCF Education Building, 4000 Central Florida

Blvd.; free; 407-823-1344; education.ucf.edu/bookfest.

FamiLy Shrek: The Musical The musical story of an ogre and his ass. Based on the hit film. Saturdays, Sundays, 2 and 5:30 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $18; 407-8967365; orlandorep.com.

sporTs The Color Rave Glow Run A glow-in-the-dark 5K with an electric glow afterparty and costume contest afterward. Saturday, 6:30 pm; Bill Frederick Park, 3401 S. Hiawassee Road; $27.50$47.50; thecolorrave.com. IOA Corporate 5K Held exclusively for Florida’s corporate community, businesses and nonprofit organizations (and maybe even an alt-weekly) form teams and participate in the IOA Corporate 5K for camaraderie, friendly competition and celebrating with co-workers. Thursday, 7:15 pm; Lake Eola Park, Eola Drive, North Eola Drive and East Robinson Street; $25-$29; 407-8961160; trackshack.com.

It’s Just yoga Festival It’s Just Yoga festivals are oneday celebrations of communities and individuals built around the practice of yoga. All classes are donation-based with proceeds benefiting New Hope for Kids. Classes include beginning yoga, couples yoga, children’s yoga, roga (yoga for runners), seniors yoga, and paddleboard yoga. Sunday, 11 am-5 pm; Cranes Roost Park, 274 Cranes Roost Blvd., Altamonte Springs; free; 407-619-0651; itsjustyogafest.com. The Orlando (Afternoon) Shuffle Free shuffleboard event. Equipment provided. Saturday, 3-5 pm; Beardall Senior Center, 800 S. Delaney Ave.; free; 407-230-5356. yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; free. n

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now there’s no one more suited to the tasks. Only you can manage the stern grace that will keep us honest. Only you have the tough humility necessary to solve the riddles that no one else can even make sense of.

ARIES (March 21-April 19) The California Gold Rush hit its peak between 1849 and 1855. Some 300,000 adventurers flocked to America’s West Coast in search of gold. In the early days, gold nuggets were lying around on the ground in plain sight, or relatively easy to find in gravel beds at the bottom of streams. But later prospectors had to work harder, developing methods to extract the gold from rocks that contained it. One way to detect the presence of the precious metal was through the use of nitric acid, which corroded any substance that wasn’t gold. The term “acid test” refers to that process. I bring this to your attention because it’s a good time for you to use the metaphorical version of an acid test as you ascertain whether what you have discovered is truly golden. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) The time between now and your birthday will provide you with excellent opportunities to resolve lingering problems, bring drawn-out melodramas to a conclusion, and clean up old messes – even the supposedly interesting ones. You want to know what else this upcoming period will be good for? I’ll tell you: 1) Surrendering control-freak fantasies; 2) Relieving your backlog of tension; 3) Expelling delusional fears that you cling to out of habit; 4) Laughing long and hard at the cosmic jokes that have tweaked your attitude. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) In the mid-19th century, the entrance exam for the British Royal Navy was quite odd. Some candidates were required to write down the Lord’s Prayer, recite the multiplication table for the number three, get naked and jump over a chair, and drink a glass of sherry. I’m guessing that your own initiation or rite of passage may, at least initially, seem as puzzling or nonsensical as that one. You might be hard-pressed to understand how it is pertinent to the next chapter of your life story. And yet I suspect that you will ultimately come to the conclusion – although it may take some time – that this transition was an excellent lead-in and preparation for what’s to come. CANCER (June 21-July 22) In 1909, Sergei Diaghilev founded the Ballets Russes, a Parisian ballet company that ultimately revolutionized the art form. The collaborative efforts he catalyzed were unprecedented. He drew on the talents of visual artists Picasso and Matisse, composers Stravinsky and Debussy, designer Coco Chanel and playwright Jean Cocteau, teaming them up with top choreographers and dancers. His main goal was not primarily to entertain, but rather to excite and inspire and inflame. That’s the spirit I think you’ll thrive on in the coming weeks. It’s not a time for nice diversions and comfy satisfactions. Go in quest of Ballets Russes-like bouts of arousal, awakening and delight. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) “Don’t ever tame your demons – always keep them on a leash.” That’s a line from a song by Irish rock musician Hozier. Does it have any meaning for you? Can your personal demons somehow prove useful to you if you keep them wild but under your control? If so, how exactly might they be useful? Could they provide you with primal energy you wouldn’t otherwise possess? Might their presence be a reminder of the fact that everyone you meet has their own demons and therefore deserves your compassion? I suspect that these are topics worthy of your consideration right now. Your relationship to your demons is ripe for transformation – possibly even a significant upgrade. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Will you be the difficult wizard? Please say yes. Use your magic to summon elemental forces that will shatter the popular obstacles. Offer the tart medicine that tempers and tests as it heals. Bring us bracing revelations that provoke a fresher, sweeter order. I know it’s a lot to ask, but right

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) My message this week might be controversial to the Buddhists among you. But I’ve got to report the cosmic trends as I see them, right? It’s my sacred duty not to censor or sanitize the raw data. So here’s the truth as I understand it: More desire is the answer to your pressing questions. Passionate intensity is the remedy for all wishy-washy wishes and anesthetized emotions. The stronger your longing, the smarter you’ll be. So if your libido is not already surging and throbbing under its own power, I suggest you get it teased and tantalized until it does. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Karelu is a word from the Tulu language that’s spoken in South India. It refers to the marks made on human skin by clothing that’s too tight. As you know, the effect is temporary. Once the close-fitting garment is removed, the imprint will eventually disappear as the skin restores its normal shape and texture. I see the coming days as being a time when you will experience a metaphorical version of karelu. You will shed some form of constriction, and it may take a while for you to regain your full flexibility and smoothness. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Georgia is not just an American state. It’s also a country that’s at the border of Western Asia and Eastern Europe. Many people who live there speak the Georgian language. They have a word, shemomedjamo, that refers to what happens when you love the taste of the food you’re eating so much that you continue to pile it in your mouth well past the time when you’re full. I’d like to use it as a metaphor for what I hope you won’t do in the coming days: get too much of a good thing. On the other hand, it’s perfectly fine to get just the right, healthy amount of a good thing. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) When you’re a driver in a car race, an essential rule in making a successful pit stop is to get back on the track as quickly as possible. Once the refueling is finished and your new tires are in place, you don’t want to be cleaning out your cup holder or checking the side-view mirror to see how you look. Do I really need to tell you this? Aren’t you usually the zodiac’s smartest competitor? I understand that you’re trying to become more skilled at the arts of relaxation, but can’t you postpone that until after this particular race is over? Remember that there’s a difference between the bad kind of stress and the good kind. I think you actually need some of the latter. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Until the early 20th century, mayonnaise was considered a luxury food, a hand-made delicacy reserved for the rich. An entrepreneur named Richard Hellman changed that. He developed an efficient system to produce and distribute the condiment at a lower cost. He put together effective advertising campaigns. The increasing availability of refrigeration helped, making mayonnaise a more practical food. I foresee the possibility of a comparable evolution in your own sphere: the transformation of a specialty item into a mainstay, or the evolution of a rare pleasure into a regular occurrence. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Piscean author Dr. Seuss wrote and illustrated more than 40 books for children. Midway through his career, his publisher dared him to make a new book that used no more than 50 different words. Accepting the challenge, Seuss produced Green Eggs and Ham, which went on to become the fourth best-selling English-language children’s book in history. I invite you to learn from Seuss’ efforts. How? Take advantage of the limitations that life has given you. Be grateful for the way those limitations compel you to be efficient and precise. Use your constraints as inspiration to create a valuable addition to your life story.

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Meet amour (animal Id a313573). He’s a 2-year-old friendly black cat who enjoys being petted and making “kitty biscuits” in the air. Amour was found as a stray about a month ago. He has been microchipped, vaccinated and neutered, so he is ready to go home with a new family today. This month, all cat and kitten adoption fees are waived at orange County animal Services when adopters register their new pet’s microchip onsite for $9.95. A microchip is the best way to be reunited with a pet if they are ever lost. You can meet Amour, and tons of other dogs and cats available for adoption, at Orange County Animal Services at 2769 Conroy Road, 407-396-3111, ocnetpets.com.

B Y D A N S AVA G E I consider myself a straight guy – but for the last four years, I’ve been having an affair with “Connie,” a trans girl I met online. It was just casual at first, but over time we developed a deeper personal relationship but kept it hidden. At some point, I figured out she was in love with me. I love her too, but I don’t think I am “in love” with her. Several weeks ago, I went on a couple of dates with a girl I met on Match.com. The new girl posted about our dates on Facebook, Connie saw it and was upset, so she outed me to the new girl. The new girl and I weren’t dating anymore, but it still was a betrayal that Connie told her – told anyone – about our relationship and my kink. Right now, I can’t look at or speak to Connie, but her friends tell me that she is despondent. I can’t get past my anger. I’d like to keep her as a friend, but can I trust her? Secret Telling Unnerves Nice Guy

“Right out the gate, STUNG has to declare his heterosexuality,” said Bailey Jay, an AVN Award– winning trans porn performer, writer and cohost of The Jim Norton Show on Vice.com. “Unless he’s trying to say that trans women are men or that he’d be mortified to be mistaken for a gay person, then emphasizing ‘straight’ is unnecessary.” Also unnecessary: that “but” after “I consider myself a straight guy.” Guys who desire and fuck women exclusively are straight, trans women are women, so no need to drop a “but” before telling us you’ve been sleeping with a woman who happens to be trans. “The term ‘kink’ stuck out as well,” Jay added. “Sex with a trans woman can still be vanilla. I know lots of trans chicks who are a total bore in bed – so while something new can be exciting, sex with trans women is not innately kinky because of our bodies.” Vocabulary lesson’s over. Now the advice … “STUNG says he feels betrayed by Connie blabbing about their relationship,” said Jay, “but it sounds less like a betrayal and more like embarrassment. The whole tone of his letter seems to imply that it’s a given that being with a trans woman is innately shameful. But take out all of the conditioned negative associations that some have with trans people, and what are you left with? At worst, we have a young lady who got jealous and acted immaturely.” Let’s pause for a moment to think about why Connie behaved immaturely and tried to screw up your (already DOA) relationship with the new girl. “STUNG seems to feel that it’s a given that Connie should know better than to talk openly about their relationship,” said Jay, “because trans women are an embarrassment and Connie should know enough to keep quiet.” So you treated Connie like she was an embarrassing secret for four long years, STUNG, and that caused her pain. You caused her pain. Then you go on a couple dates with another woman – a cis woman – and it’s instantly all over Facebook. Connie was understandably upset, and not just by the fact that you were seeing someone else. All the hurt and anger that built up over the last four years – hurt at the way you treated her, anger with herself for putting up with it – overwhelmed her, and she lashed out. Connie isn’t a bad person, STUNG, she was just angry and upset.

“And I don’t think STUNG is a bad guy,” said Jay. “His attitude toward trans women was shaped by a culture that treats trans women as either fetishes or punch lines. I am a transgender woman, and I have my own internalized transphobia that I’ve had to navigate around. So while I can dissect and analyze STUNG, I can hardly vilify him.” So what do I think you should do about Connie? You should call her and apologize. You should tell her that you treated her badly and you can understand why she lashed out. And you should tell her that, while you aren’t “in love” with her, you do love her. Then you should tell her you’re open to meeting up and talking things out. I’m 26 years old and have been dating my boyfriend for a year. In the first week of dating, he disclosed his adult-baby side. Trying to be a GGG partner, I told him I supported him and dove right in, even though I felt uncomfortable. He likes me to dress him up and let him pee while wearing diapers, and he likes to dress me up. I feel “icky” and even violated afterward – though everything has always been consensual. I want to be comfortable with it, but I’m just not there. When I’ve expressed my discomfort, it’s made him upset and embarrassed. Another confusing thing: My vagina always gets way wetter than usual when he puts a diaper on me. But I can’t seem to get to a place where I actually feel like I’m enjoying it. Is it fair that I feel resentful for not being given more understanding for my mixed feelings? Is there a way I can break through and enjoy this? Adult Diapers Under Lover’s Terms

Something about being put in a diaper turns you on. (The particular sensations it creates in your swimsuit area? The taboo-ness of being in a diaper?) But that turn-on is short-circuited by your discomfort. And if your turn-on is grounded in the sensations and/or the taboo, ADULT, you may never become comfortable with your boyfriend’s kink. Quite the opposite: The more you do it, the less surprising the sensations will come to feel, the less naughty it will feel, the less of an accidental turn-on diapers will become. Being GGG doesn’t require a person to do whatever the hell their partner wants. Remember what GGG stands for: “Good in bed (work on those skills), giving of pleasure (without always expecting immediate reciprocation), and game for anything – within reason.” It’s unreasonable of your partner to ask you to continue engaging in diaper play when it leaves you feeling violated. You gave it a shot, it’s not working for you, and you have to be able to discuss your feelings – and your limits – without him playing mad and/or hurt. Here’s what you should say: “Hey, honey, it’s great that you have a fetish, and I’m glad you felt comfortable sharing it with me. But I don’t enjoy it and I don’t think I ever will. So this is something you should explore with other people. Get yourself a diaper pal, play to your heart’s content, and then come home and have awesome vanilla sex with me.” On the Lovecast, Slate writer L.V. Anderson on why we don’t have better condoms: savagelovecast.com.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CIVIL DIVISION CASE NO. 2012-CA-012228-O, ROSEVILLE PROPERTIES, LLC, VS. LAURIE M. O’TOOLE, ET AL, NOTICE OF SALE. Notice is hereby given that pursuant to the Final Judgment of Foreclosure entered in this cause on December 10th, 2013 in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, the property situated in Orange County, Florida, described as follows: Lot 19, NORTH SHORE AT LAKE HART PARCEL 7- PHASE 1, ACCORDING TO THE MAP OR PLAT THEREOF AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 47, PAGE(S) 147-1850, PUBLIC RECORDS OF ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, more commonly known as 9944 Indigo Bay Circle, Orlando, Florida 32832 will be sold to the highest and best bidder, for cash, at 11:00 a.m. (Eastern Time) on www.myorangeclerk.realforeclose.com, on April 30, 2015. Any person claiming an interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. PETER P. HAGOOD, HAGOOD & GARVEY, Counsel for Plaintiff, 1001 N. Lake Destiny Road, Suite 250, Maitland, Florida 32751 Tel. (321) 2851900 Fax. (321) 285-1888 By: /s/ Peter P. Hagood, Esquire Florida Bar No. 0073784.

Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. and others will follow on May 7, 2015 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810, D16 Rachel Rivera $490.76 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Apopka, 1221 East Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703, 1336 Bruce Smith $324.60, 1380 Francisco Neri $263.45, 1191 Jessica Rego $620.35 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 West Highway 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714, D102 Maxine Earle $560.15, B115 Jazmeen Perez $771.00, B117 Lindsey Sauls $781.65, B130 Oghogho Onokpise $444.20 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750, E027 Michael Fineanganofo $535.60, C041 Dan Borders $621.20, C002 Timothy Ricci $465.05, A094 Andrew Bailey $291.35, B019 Peter John Herzig $657.60 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792, 1029 Jason Rosa $732.45, 2400 Patrick Jones $772.65, 2303 Vincent Terranova $880.40, 1045 Michael Whicker $270.35 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773, 2033 Jon Deen $186.9, 1643 Christopher Wechter $1052.95, 1216 Audrey Winston $408.20, 2512 Natalie Gentry $484.30, 1203 Kerri Rinaldi $706.90, 1087 Mystery Room $862.03, 1627 Samuel Gonzalez $643.80, 1031 Shaunte Campbell $665.20, 1035 Nancy Poit $593.40, 1406 Jaqueline Molina $581.30, 5076 Carolyn Mercado $593.40 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Rhinehart, 1811 Rhinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771, 2078 Randy Costa $415.35

NOTICE OF SALE The following vehicles will be sold at Public Auction for cash to satisfy lien pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on May 4, 2015 at 9:00 AM at<B> Dynamic Towing</B>, 6408 Old Cheney Highway, Orlando, FL. 1998 ISUZU 4S2CM58W7W4328156 1996 TOYO 4T1BF12B9TU077714.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Kirkman-600 S Kirkman Rd-Orlando 05/06/15: 1102 Trey Simpson, 2015 Jessica Moyers, 2130 Quan Miller, 3054 Yvelaine Sincere, 3071 Fresnel Florvil, 3075 Kieta Gamble, 3114 Ronnie Sims, 5029 Antoine Furse, 5041 Marty Orten, 6003 Winston Griffin, 6009 Luis Fernandez, 6026 Idel Chin Uhaul Ctr Orange Ave- 3500 S Orange Ave-Orlando 05/06/15: 1153 Benjamin Basile, 1207 Jared Guerrero, 1524 Gengis Capote, 1630 Evgeny Fyuk, 1726 Susan Willis, 1930 Bryant Prowell, 2141 Vincent Picconi, 2210 Recovered DC1896K Daniel Ponce, AA8171D Petula Flavius Uhaul Ctr Baldwin Park- 4001 E Colonial Drive-Orlando 05/06/15: A100 Caitlin Boles, B110 Selinda Soto, B124 Tammy Brashear, B179 Georgyo Walkine, B211 Kyle J Miller, C110 Harriet Pollack, C112 Stephen Case, C122-23 & C126-27 Mark Cole, C124 Carlos Hernandez, C133 Carlos Maruri, D138 Francheska Rodriguez Uhaul Ctr Goldenrod-508 N Goldenrod Rd-Orlando 05/06/15: 109 Nancy Alvarez, 304 Sara Rabie, 320 Chandler Belaston, 504 Miguel Garcia,529 & 530 & 531 Alex Eddy, 704 Steven Alford, 741 Eric Martinez Uhaul Ctr Alafaya-11815 E Colonial Drive-Orlando 05/06/15:1125 Julia Quinones, 1224 Emmanuel Camil.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on April 30, 2015 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 9:30a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd, Ocoee 34761 (407) 877-0191 #G413-Burney Vaughn Jr.-School supplies #H443-Fernando Gusmao-Household items #0734-Gail Goss-Household items #B137-Devin BairdHousehold items. 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-0867 #8025 Davis Gregory – Household Items #5087 May Willie – Household Items #2163 Zamiroddin Kazi – Household Item #2300 Chris Molinaray – Household Item #2277 Sandra Cameron – Household Goods #2100 Yvonne White – Household Items #2144 Anastasia Watkins – Personal Items etc #6067 Shatese Cannon – Household Items #8009 Esther Jones – Household Goods #6021 Carla Holmes – Household Items #2234 Aimee Gartman – Household Item #5036 Brittne Wynn –Household Items etc #6069 Juliett Vernon – Cleaning Supplies. 12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 #660 Premier Books Direct-Duane J Chiasson – Household items #705 Anothy Larry – Household goods #145 Ten 55 Productions Inc – Household Items #448 Medical Alternatives Of America Inc – Charts #699 Dwayne James. – Household Items #748 Peter Thomas – Household Goods. 1:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 3501 Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518 #3088 rita wooden – Furniture, Boxes #2001 Oriana Milton – Household Items #4027 Frederick Alicea – Clothing,Boxes #3011 Roberto Gonzalez – House Hold Items 2005 GENU Motorcycle MD7CG84A353062044 Title# 0094935763 Roberto Gonzalez , 1985 HONDA CH150-D JH2KF0124FJ004029 Title# 0101627569 Carlos Javier Fernandez De Soto, 2008 VESP LX-50 Title#0100036302 ZAPC386B685008208 #4107 Avery Oliver – House Hold Goods #4018 Johnnie Brown – Boxes #4058 Donyell Jones Appliances, Furniture #2084 Elysia Taylor – Clothes, Mattresses, TV #3008 Kanon Barro – Household Goods #3060 Ashley Marie Rivera Noa – Household Goods and a TV #2056 Meagan Boe – Clothes and TV #2041 Andre Thomas Jackson – Household Goods #1032 Ricardo Niles – Clothes and Files #1068 shameka smith – House Hold Goods #4016 Shonesese Young – House Hold Goods #2094 Peter Gilson – House Hold Goods #4105 Valerie Marrero – Household goods # 4019 Jerome Thomas – Household goods # 2055 Robert Muniza – Personal Items. 3:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 1420 N Orange Blossom Trail. Orlando, Fl. 32804 (407) 650-9033 #764 Robert Schmidt – Household Goods; #602 Jairo Diaz – Vinyl/Bed/Home; #842 Marcus Bales – Household Items; #798 Jeanine Pierre – 2 Couches, Bed Set King. 4:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando. Fl. 32810 (407) 539-0527 #1039 Laura Mills – Household Goods, TV, Bags #4038 Kenneth Wesley- Computers #3158 Angel Diaz- Household Goods #1057 Karen Mulcahy- Household Goods #1086 Ashley Cunther- Toys, Electronics, Clothes #1141 Nakima Mercer- Household Goods #2054 Karen Catino- Household Goods #3130 Wayne Riggin- Toys, Kitchen Items. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Extra Space Storage reserves the right to bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. Thank You, Extra Space Storage.

Noah’s Ark Self Storage SALE NOTICE Notice is hereby given that Noah’s Ark Self Storage will sell the contents of the following self-storage units by public auction to satisfy their liens against these tenants, in accordance with the Florida Self-Storage Facility Act. The auction will take place at this location at 9:00am April 21rst 2015 or thereafter. Units are believed to contain household goods or miscellaneous, unless otherwise listed. Noah’s Ark Self Storage, 831 N Park Ave, Apopka FL, 32712. Phone: (407) 703-5923 E-mail:rocksprings@noahsark.cc Unit #1414 Devon Falkenhagen.

Legal/Public Notices NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON APRIL 29, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 653 MAGUIRE BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32803 – AT 08:00AM: 0525 – D.HIBBS,2023 – N.BAILEY. 1023 N. MILLS AVE – ORLANDO, FL 32803 – AT 08:10AM: 1033 – B.ROBERTS,2044 – C.RIVERA. 1842 W FAIRBANKS AVE –WINTER PARK, FL 32789 — AT 08:20AM: 1104 – Q.LAWRENCE. 2431 S ORANGE BLOSSOM TRAIL – APOPKA, FL 32703 – AT 08:30AM: C018 – l.SIMMERMAN, C039 – T.HONEYCUTT, D043 – J.PEREZ-RAMOS, F019 – D.DUNSTON, H029 – M.ALERS RAMOS, H032 – B.CHABERIER. 4100 JOHN YOUNG PARKWAY – ORLANDO, FL 32804 – AT 08:40AM: A109 – I.JOHNSON,B266 – E.DIAZ,C343 - DREAMLIFE CENTER,C343-L. WILSON,C355 - DREAMLIFE CENTER,C355A.DUSHANE,D419 – A.AMORE,D436 - ANDERSON ELECTRICAL SERVICES,D436D.ANDERSON,F602 – E.DUNLAP,F617 – V.TRAN,J914 - DREAMLIFE CENTER,J914-S. JOHNSON. 2308 N. JOHN PARKWAY – ORLANDO, FL 32804 – AT 08:50AM: A013 – A.PIERCE,B023A – M.RAJAYAH,B034A – C.TURNER,C009 – S.DAVIS,C027 – A.ADAMS,C083 – B.LYNCH,D019 – J.MONESTIME,D082 – N.BAKER,E022 – M.HARRISON,E079 – F.GASTON,F004 – M.RAJAYAH,F006 – C.DANIELS,F024 – D.CROSS,F029 – S.JAMES,G021 – A.ADAMS,G039 – A.ALGASSABI. 3150 N HIAWASSEE RD – ORLANDO, FL 32818 – AT 09:00AM: 1311 – R.SMITH, 1413 – P.FORMOR, 1811 – J.LOVETT, 1813 – B.SMITH, 1819 – E.HAMPTON, 2409 – T.JOHNSON, 2600 – S.DAVIS, 2602 – J.WILSON, 2606 – D.RIVERA, 2804 – I.PICKERING. 8255 SILVER STAR RD – ORLANDO, FL 32818 – AT 09:10AM: 2413 – A.AYBAR, 2481 – K.LONDON. 6770 SILVER STAR RD – ORLANDO, FL 32818 – AT 09:20AM:0010 – B.BUESO, 0021 – C.CHUKES, 0048 – T.CRAIG, 0126 – R.KEATING, 0156 – L.LEVERSON, 0173 – I.GRIFFIN, 0177 – H.ARROYO, 0242 – P.COLLENY, 0245 – J.HIGLEY, 0248 – J.BUCKLEY, 0252 – Q.WHITE, 0259 – V.KELLY, 0269 – M.JACQUES, 0276 – J.ANDERSON, 0315 – N.DORSEY, 0365 – J.CUMMINGS, 0462 – R.DEVOE, 0474 – L.OUSLEY, 0478 – E.QUETANT, 0494 – P.TARVER, 0497 – L.TURNER, 0505 – S.BALDWIN, 0509 – C.RUTLAND, 0566 – E.JACKSON, 0602 – G.HARRIS, 0658 – C.ROBINSON, 0664 – J.SERMON, 0764 – J.FOSKIN, 0856 – K.JACKSON, 0863 – M.MESIDOR. 3900 W.COLONIAL DR-ORLANDO, FL 32808-AT 9:00AM: A013 – S.FERREE,B012 – B.OGUNTOYE,B020 – T.JOHNSON,B034 – T.SMITH,B044 – T.LAWS,B055 – K.DAVIS,B064 – S.SEARS,C017 – F.HOWARD,C039 – K.EADY,C053 – R.GANDY,C064 – T.GLENN,D010 – R.ADIL,D028 – J.LIMBAUGH,D092 – K.NELSON,D095 – T.MITCHELL,D096 – B.WILLIAMS,D139 – R.WEAVER,F032 - DREAM LIFE CENTER,F032-S. JOHNSON,F033 - DREAM LIFE CENTER,F033-S.JOHNSON. 900 S. KIRKMAN RD.-ORLANDO, FL 32811- AT 9:10AM: 2112 – J.CHOPSKI,2406 – A.JONES,2532 – C.ROBERTS,2608 – D.DURIEUX,3314 – S.RUSSELL,3411 – P.HARRISON,3503 – H.ADAMS,3512 – K.MCCASKILL,4409 – R.RUISE,4410 – J.GELIN,7115 – F.JACKSON,7119 – C.MAZUR.

NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON April 27, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 455 S. HUNT CLUB BLVD. APOPKA, FL 32703- AT 8:00AM: 2003 – B.JABLONSKI, 2030 – E.LOPEZ, 3013 – N.BOGERT, 3026 – C.CLARK, 4003 – D.SIMPKINS, 4081 – J.ENRIQUEZ, 5009 – A.ARENA-GIL. 521 S. STATE RD. 434 ALTAMONTE SPRINGS, FL 32714- AT 8:10AM: 1003 - VV FLOORS & MORE CORP, 1003 – V VALENTIN, 1022 – M.FORD, 2016 – S.BELLO, 4006 – A.ARRINGTON, 4030 – G.SMITH, 5034 – D.WEISS, 5048 – J.BOWMAN, 5078 – C.RAMPERSAD, 5084 – B.REED, 5148 – J.ECHEGARAY, 6009 - NEHEMIAH EDUCATIONAL AND ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT INC, 6009 – W.BARNES, 6032 – M.JOHNSON, 6084 – N.BETANCOURT VAZQUEZ. 310 W. CENTRAL PARKWAY ALTAMONTE SPRINGS, FL 32714- AT 8:20AM: 0078 – M.NELSON, 0424 – P.MARTINEZ, 0450 – R.CASTILE, 1030 – W.HART, 2025 – W.HAMBRICK, 2140 – M.HODGE, 3037 – S.SHUBERT, 5027 – D.OBON. 51 SPRING VISTA DR DEBARY , FL 32713 AT 8:30AM: 00249 - J. PRATTS, 00326 - L. HOWARD, 00423 - T. OFFENBACKER, 00445 - L. CONNER, 00446 - P. COGBURN, 00502 - F. DI PRETA, 00545 - K. RATHBUN, 00557 - C. WALKER, 00581 - FRANK BASSO, INC, 00581 – F. BASSO, 00581 – J. BASSO, 00625 - W. WATTS, 00706 - D. WALLS, 00709 - A. DAWSON, 00784 - D. KOONS, 00523 – M. BERMAN, 00600 – J. MONTES, 00912 – N. MCKINSTRIE. 2905 SOUTH ORLANDO DRIVE SANFORD, FL 32773 AT 8:40AM: A008 - J. MEADOWS-ESHACK, A014 - Z. CHARLES, A015 - J. BAILEY, B018 - S. STEVENS, C006 - L. CROWLEY, C018 - A. GILMOUR, C026 - J. SINGLETARY, C043 - C. WASHINGTON, D004 - I. COOPER, D022 - M. WRIGHT, D046 - T. CHELLETTE, D075 - D. ROBINSON, D091 - C. MILLER, E009 - COUNSELING MEDIATION AND EDUCATION CENTER INC, E009 – V. POSLEY, E016 - A. CAMPBELL, E020 - C. E. MATOS, E044 - D. MOORES, E095 - S. FREEDMAN, F023 - K. HERPIN, G016 - T. MCMULLAN, I018 - A. REMBERT, J102 - C. LANGFORD, J111 - K. BLACK, J303 - T. RUSS, J902 - C. SAMUELS, A009 – L. YANEZ, A020 – P. BORDENKIRCHER, A023 - P. BORDENKIRCHER, B013 - P. BORDENKIRCHER, E093 – S. COBERLY. 570 N US HIGHWAY 17/92 LONGWOOD, FL 32750 AT 8:50AM: B252 - P. WORTHEN, C333 - A. MARTIN, E053 - A. THOMAS, E099 - S. TEFFT, G019 - N. COLLADO, G044 - C. DOBBS. 141 W STATE ROAD 434 WINTER SPRINGS, FL 32708 AT 9:00AM: G206 - M. MUHAMMAD, H228 - K. MANDIGO, H244 - F. PINEDA, J393 - Y. GORDON, K424 - Y. GORDON, K451 - N. COLLADO, O527 – S. ZAGAL. 360 STATE ROAD 434 EAST LONGWOOD, FL 32750 AT 9:10AM: 1710 - V. CRUISE, 2101 - D. SIMPSON, 2322 - S. SIMPKINS, 2706 - K. MCDOWELL, 2720 - A. GALLAGHER, 3516 - W. HACKETT, 3711 - M. ACOSTA. 1080 E. ALTAMONTE DR. ALTAMONTE SPRINGS, FL 32701- AT 9:20AM:B117 – J.MAYS, B199 – Y.LOPEZ, C081 – K.SABILLON, C084 – M.ZAMAN, C092 – V.FRANKLIN, D036 – K.GREER, F025 – A.BERRY. 7190 S US HIGHWAY 17/92 FERN PARK, FL 32730 AT 9:30AM: A107 - L. HAYMAN, A124 - N. SLAGLE, D432 - S. TURNER, E511 J. MAJOR, E507 – D. BELL. 8226 S US HIGHWAY 17/92 FERN PARK, FL 32730 AT 9:40AM: A126 - B. NYCUM, B209 - F. COAR, B212 - T. FRANKENFIELD, B296 - P. BROWN, C387 - L. RODRIGUEZ, C392 - H. LIPSEY, C400 - J. POSEY, D407 - V. HOUSE, D445 - A. VARGAS, E531 - L. MANICCIA, E549 - G. BAYER, F617 - M. DANIELS, G720 - J. CHILDS, C328 – J. FRIEDLAND, P001 – LAW OFFICE OF J. FRIEDLAND VIN#BA45A1CB017041, P001 – J. FRIEDLAND VIN#BA45A1CB017041, P001 – J. FRIEDLAND VIN#BA45A1CB017041. 1241 S. ORLANDO AVE. MAITLAND, FL 32751 – AT 8:50AM: 0186 – J.GOSSER.

NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON APRIL 28, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 1131 STATE ROAD 436 CASSELBERRY, FL 32707 AT 8:00AM:A004 - DIGITRACK INC., A004 – C. BLACK, B036 - M. BELANCOURT, C013 - S. WATTS, C041 - J. REED, C044 - C. KALINOSKI, C049 - S. MALDONADO, C092 S. WATTS, C123 - C. CAVANAUGH, D052 - J. ADAMS, F013 - W. GANT, F022 - S. STONE, I026 - I. JONES, F026 – K. KING. 1355 STATE RD 436- CASSELBERRY, FL 32707- AT 8:15AM: 1103 – K. MIRVILLE, 2133 – D. ALLGAIER, 2217 – J. DEIGHAN, 2526 – C. DUFAULT, 2711 – D. MELLON, 3134 – E. WALTERS, 3323 – J. PORTER, 3325 – S. SOBIECH, 3518 – A. STEVENSON, 3613 – R. CHAMBERS, 3627 – L. WAGNER, 3711 – C. WILLIAMS, 3733 – M. RODRIGUEZ, 1807 – R. BOHNE. 1625 STATE RD 436- WINTER PARK, FL 32792- AT 8:30 AM: B032 – B. DECKER, B056 – L. MCKINNEY, C004 – K. DUKE, C008 – R. MARCY, C019 – M. ZIERDT, C032 – J. MORALES, E033 – L. RODRIGUEZ, E036 – M. WHITE III, E048 – Z. EL MOUNTASSIR, E065 – D. WILSON, E087 – G. PIEROT, E100 – C. SUTHERLAND, E102 – A. WILSON, E116 – J. PETERSEN, E203 – C. FIGUEROA VEGA, E221 – T. SHRANK. 5215 RED BUG LAKE ROAD WINTER SPRINGS, FL 32708 AT 8:30AM: 3039 - A. GLENN, 4004 - J. HAWES, 4038 - K. SCHLIMMER, 5013 - R. BOCCO, 0518 – L. HITZEL, 2020 – J. BROWN 1931 W. STATE RD. 426- OVIEDO, FL 32765- AT 9:00AM: A030 – D. POVEROMO, A039 – M. TUBBS, C072 – J. WILKERSON, C112 – A. PHILLIPS, C191 – L. WEST, F538 – D. SPENCER, D388 – J. GIRON, D358 – F. RAMIREZ. 1400 ALAFAYA TRAIL-OVIEDO, FL 32765- AT 9:15AM: 0309 – N. HOLMES, 6014 – R. THOMPSON, 7012 – U. BEEPATH, 8053 – C. BELL, 2027 – L. RAVENEAU. 3145 N. ALAFAYA TRAIL-ORLANDO, FL 32826- AT 9:30AM: 1006 – J. DATTOMA, 1126 – E. DATIL, 2027 – N. CAUSEY, 2180 – G. ESCOBAR, 4144 – L. BOSTON, 4151 – J. THOMPSON, 4156 – S. COLLINS, 5058 – K. HARRIS, 5154 – B. WILLIAMS, 5062 – A. ELIAS. 1851 N. ALAFAYA TRAIL-ORLANDO, FL 32826- AT 9:45AM: 0028 – Y. PATRICK, 0033 – M. RAMOS, 0078 – F. RICHMOND, 0113 – M. BALDREE, 2062 – L. FETHEROLF, 2113 – S. SANGUEDOLCE, 5013 – M. GALARZA, 5070 – V. MELENDEZ, 6049 – J. DAVIS, 6003 – M. JACKSON, 4012 – A. NIXON. 10280 E COLONIAL DR. ORLANDO, FL 32817- AT 10:00AM: 1007 – W. REYES, 1102 – J. PEAK, 2211 – M. WHITE, 2269 – S. VAZQUEZ, 2312 – G. STEWART, 2416 – M. CAMERON, 2544 – C. CHRISTIAN, 2653 – A. JAMES, 2659 – D. BATISTA, 1302 – M. GOTAY, 1226 – G. SCHEBEL. 250 N GOLDENROD RD- ORLANDO, FL 32807- AT 10:15AM: A151 – C. SMITH, A158 – S. JOSIAH, A162 – J. DUFAULT, A211 – S. GREGORY, A215 – B. SHAW, A252 – M. CASTRO- LOPEZ, A253 – A. VARGAS, A290 – K. AYALA-SANCHEZ, C343 - GM MASTER PAINTING AND RENOVATIONS LLC, C391 – J. NORTH, D459 – R. SUTHERLAND, D492 – M. LEON, E524 – T. SMITH, E537 – R. MAJORS, F567 – J. KUKADIA, F568 – J. KUKADIA, A305- C. GRAHAM, A080 – M. SALAZAR. 155 S GOLDENROD RD - ORLANDO, FL 32807- AT 10:30AM: 1105 – C. GARCIA. 1111 – A. TEETER, 1129 – B. RODENBERGER, 1131 – J. FERRANTE, 1138 – N. CHRISTIANT, 1228 – C. RICHARDS, 1229 – D. MIRANDA, 1236 – D. HENDRIX, 1257 – A. NEWLAN, 1270 – J. VOGELSINGER, 1335 – J. FULGENCIO CARRASQUILLO, 1350 – N. EDGERTON, 1372 – J. CAQUIAS, 1428 – D. SCIABBARRASI, 1509 - ALL & ONE GHI INC, 1517 – J. MONTOYA, 1703 – D. PROULX, 1709 – J. STERN, 1742 – J. AFIF, 1745 – J. HEREDIA, 1774 – J. SANTOS, 1797 – N. LOUISSAINT, 2008 – A. BETANCOURT, 2010 – L. NAPOLEONI, 2013 – S. DELMORAL, 2057 – R. QUIRINDONGO, 2090 – T. KNOX, 2409 – D. SCOTT, 2420 – J. RYAN, 2486 – L. MURRAY, 2617 – L. HILL, 2618 – A. RIVERA-ROSARIO, 1799 – B.M. SANTIAGO MARTINEZ MD PA.

Noah’s Ark Self Storage SALE NOTICE Notice is hereby given that Noah’s Ark Self Storage will sell the contents of the following self-storage units by public auction to satisfy their liens against these tenants, in accordance with the Florida Self-Storage Facility Act. The auction will take place at this location at 9:15 am April 21st 2015 or thereafter. Units are believed to contain household goods or miscellaneous, unless otherwise listed.Noah’s Ark Self Storage, 2631 E Semoran Blvd Apopka, FL 32703. Phone: (407) 884-1511 E-mail: na12@ noahsark.cc Unit #2144 Michael Santana Unit # 1711 James Martin.

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Legal/Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on April 29 2015 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 380-0046 #212 Karon Cannon-25 boxes,furniture, patio set,washer/dryer,misc #535 Hector Espinosa-furniture. 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 13125 S. John Young Pkwy. Orlando, Fl. 32837 (407) 240-0958 #421 Taylor Johnson-Household items, #849 Chris Martin-Household items, #450 Dalila Rhea-Furniture, #831 Lauren Suro-Households, #820 Mikhail Seregin-House items. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Extra Space Storage reserves the right to bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. Thank You, Extra Space Storage.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Latimore CASE NO.: DP13-470 IN THE INTEREST OF: S.E DOB: 10/16/2013, MINOR CHILDREN. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Glenn Eldridge, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on June 12, 2015, at 9:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Alicia L. Latimore, for a TPR Advisory. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ReunionRegistry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families,1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 8th day of April, 2015. CLERK OF COURT. Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276. By:_____Deputy Clerk. Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services State of Florida Department of Children and Families 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211 Orlando, FL 32801 (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR THE 9th JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISION IN RE: ESTATE OF LONNIE SMALL, Deceased File No. 2014-CP-002442 NOTICE TO CREDITORS: The administration of the estate of Lonnie Small, Deceased, whose date of death was June 10, 2013, is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 North Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court WITHIN THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN SECTION 733.702 OF THE FLORIDA PROBATE CODE WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is 4/8/15. Attorney for Personal Representative:Scott R. Bugay, Esquire; Florida Bar No.5207; Citicentre, Suite P600; 290 NW 165th Street, Miami FL 33169; Telephone: (305) 956-9040 Fax: (305) 945-2905; Primary Email: Service@ srblawyers.com;Secondary Email: rita@ srblawyers.com;Charlotte Carter;Personal Representative.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807:CONTENTES MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS , GAMES, PACKED CARTON, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT THE LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO HELD ON THE PREMISES WEDNESDAY MAY 6,2015 AT LOCATIONS AND TIME INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING WILL BE AT THE TIME OF THE SALE ONLY. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE ST. CLOUD- 350 COMMERCE CENTER DR ST CLOUD FL 34769-At 10.00AM 1259 Eric L Jackman , 1272 Resa D Sandora, 217 David Vines PERSONAL MINI STORAGE BROADVIEW2581 BROADVIEW DRIVE KISSIMMEE, FL 34744- AT 11:00AM: #134 Rose Tyrer; #145 Rhonda Whitt: A Simple Solution Tree Service; #205 Ronald Sherman II ; #315 Frankie Padgett; #432 Codey C. Jennings; #440 Wilfredo Baez; #452 Ryan Thomas Oliver; #570 Karina Okeefe; #572 Joshua Knightt; #603 Jose Ruiz II: AlphaBEST Education, Inc. ; #856 Ronald Sherman II:1957 Chevrolet Bel Air XLJ68W. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE KISSIMMEE 1404 E. VINE ST. KISSIMMEE FL. 34744 AT 12:00 NOON: UNIT: 100 CYNTHIA COLON, UNIT: 173 SANDRA PARKSON, UNIT: 221 JOSHUA CLARENCE HENRY, UNIT: 258 ANGEL BERRIOS, UNIT: 310 KAYRIS MARRERO MELENDEZ. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE DYER: 932 DYER BLVD KISSIMMEE FL 34741 AT-1:30pm#3-NANCY REYES;#113EDGAR EZOFEIFA;#206-RAIMUNDO GUERRA;#231-DARRYL DALEY;#234-ANGEL MOHLER;#317-JOHN FROWEIN II;#406JOSEPH WHITE;#1305-MICHELLE GILKES. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE VINE; 608 W VINE ST KISSIMMEE FL 34741- AT 2:30PM 9005-Shannon Schaeffer; 1993 CHEV Vin#1GBHK34PE206361, B828-Patti Smith, C872-Maria Irizzy, F199-Angel F Hernandez Vazquez, F211-Terry Parker, G329-Lisbet F Arevalo Soto, H356- Devon Bennett, H376-Igon Soto Maldonado, H399-Jesus Marquez, H411-Katia Custodio, H483-Ereaka Sanders, I546-Henry Jones I565-Zuhey Cordero, I587-Tanishia Smith, I587-Victor Miranda, I608-Maricela Salinas, J674-Francisco Velez.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Latimore CASE NO.: DP13-470 IN THE INTEREST OF: S.E DOB: 10/16/2013, MINOR CHILDREN. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Amber Eldridge, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on June 12, 2015, at 9:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Alicia L. Latimore, for a TPR Advisory. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ReunionRegistry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families,1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 8th day of April, 2015. CLERK OF COURT. Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276. By:_____Deputy Clerk. Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services State of Florida Department of Children and Families 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211 Orlando, FL 32801 (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CIVIL DIVISION CASE NO. 2010-CA-014064-A001OX ROSEVILLE PROPERTIES, LLC, VS. JOSIUS JOSEPH, ET AL, NOTICE OF SALE. Notice is hereby given that pursuant to the Final Judgment of Foreclosure entered in this cause on November 4, 2014 in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, the property situated in Orange County, Florida, described as follows: LOT 330, SILVER RIDE PHASE II, ACCORDING TO THE PLAT THEREOF, RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 15, PAGE (S) 72-74, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. Property Address: 2844 SALTER COURT, ORLANDO, FLORIDA 32818 will be sold to the highest and best bidder, for cash, at 11:00 a.m. (Eastern Time) on April 30th, 2015 online at: https://www.myorangeclerk.realforeclose. com Any person claiming an interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. PETER P. HAGOOD, HAGOOD & GARVEY, Counsel for Plaintiff, 1001 N. Lake Destiny Road, Suite 250, Maitland, Florida 32751 Tel. (321) 285-1900 Fax. (321) 285-1888 By: /s/ Peter P. Hagood, Esquire Florida Bar No. 0073784.

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NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 1997 Honda VIN# 1HGCE6678VA019985 2001 Acura VIN# JH4DC44571S000121 1999 Honda VIN# JHMCG5641XC039798 2006 Cadillac VIN# 1GYEE637860185162 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. On April 29, 2015, at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC.

WPC Industrial Contractors, LLC, CGC046120, is actively requesting bids from registered MBE/WBE subcontractors that specialize in underground utilities, sitework, concrete, demolition, landscaping,asphalt paving, MOT, precast buildings, HVAC, miscellaneous metals, electrical, and painting/coatings for the Iron Bridge Regional Water Reclamation Facility Wetlands Pump Station Improvements. This project bids on April 22, 2014 @ 5:00PM and its value is estimated to be $10,000,000. WPC Invites MBE/WBE subcontractors interested in submitting a bid for work on this project to please contact our estimating department at 904-268-0099 or email Eddie Ney at eney@ wpcind.com or Jeannette Saliba at jsaliba@wpcind.com. You can register in our Bid Room to access plans, specs, and addenda to all of the projects we’re bidding at www.wpcbids. com .

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Hexaider Technologies, LLC is seeking 1 Call Center Representative professional for FullResort time employment (40 Walt Disney World hours a week) for the position of Program6068015 mer Analyst at Maitland, Florida 32751 at competitive salary. Job Summary: Analyze, Design, DevelopFull & Test general computer HousekeepingTime, Walt Disney applications software or specialized utility World programs orWorld application User Interfaces, Walt Disney Resort Object Oriented Programming using 6068010 below tools and languages like, Datastage 9.1, Quality stage, Information Services Director, UNIX shell scripting, Help Sql, Pl/Sql, Spanish/English eCommerce & SupDatastage 4.7 EE, ECC 6.0, port Agent,Scheduler, Disney ResSAP Center SAP ABAP/4, NetWeaver XI/PI, MSOffice Walt Disney World Resort Suite, MS Visio, Visual Basic 6.0, Quick Book, 6068007 Remedy Tool and RF Screens. Travel with in USA required.Qualifications required: Bachelor’s in Computer Sci or Electrical & Electronics plus 5 years of Exp Sales - Sales - Engg SalesProfessional. : Salary + Commission asBonus Comp Software We offer + Standard Corporation benefi ts. To apply Marketing Consultants of Orlando send your resume to Attn: HR, Hexaider 6067875 Technologies, LLC, 555 Winderley Place, Suite 300, Maitland, Florida 32751.

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RN Operating Room St. Cloud Regional Medical Center 6076478 Admitting Clerk - FT St. Cloud Regional Medical Center 6076477 Parks Service Worker City of Orlando 6076476

Maintenance Worker Part-Time City of Orlando 6076475

Legal Secretary II City of Orlando 6076474

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Medical Assistant/Referral Coord/Phones Physician Associates 6076268

Phone Receptionist - Spanish Speaking Physician Associates 6076267

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Culinary - Second Cook Universal Orlando 6075992

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IT Mobile Delivery Manager Universal Orlando 6075281

Internship - Field Merchandise (Summer 2015) Universal Orlando 6075119

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Medical Assistant - Spanish Speaking Physician Associates 6076269

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Manager Online Display Media Universal Orlando 6071394

Sr. Engineer Industrial Universal Orlando 6071393

Specialist Field Services Universal Orlando 6071392

Medical Assistant - Spanish Speaking Physician Associates 6071386

Personal Trainer - Downtown YMCA (Orlando) YMCA of Central Florida 6075730

Medical Risk Adjustment Coder (CPC) Physician Associates 6067861

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